bo bo zhen 2005. 07. 17

饽饽阵(2005.07.17)
bo bo zhen 2005. 07. 17 Lyrics

Song 饽饽阵(2005.07.17)
Artist 岳云鹏
Album 岳云鹏相声集
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[00:05.43] 饽饽阵
[00:24.02] 那烧麦出征丧了残生,
[00:34.90] 馅饼回营搬来了救兵,
[00:40.51] 锅盔坐在了中军帐,
[00:46.02] 发面火烧前部的先锋。
[00:50.99] 搬来了吊炉烧饼整整十万,
[00:57.44] 荞面饼催粮押着后营。
[01:03.03] 红盔炮响惊天地,
[01:08.00] 不多时来在了馒头城。
[01:12.77] 小米面的饼子嚷着安下营寨,
[01:17.46] 拉开了馓子麻花的几座连营。
[01:23.29] 锅饼跪在了中军帐,
[01:27.85] 尊了声回头王爷你是听。
[01:33.50] 花糕蜂糕千层饼,
[01:37.88] 请来了大八件儿的饽饽要动刀兵。
[01:43.59] 核桃酥、到口酥亲哥儿俩,
[01:47.88] 薄松饼、厚松饼二位英雄。
[01:52.54] 鸡油饼、枣花儿亲姐儿俩,
[01:57.54] 桃酥饼、油糕是二位弟兄。
[02:02.32] 有几个三角眉毛二五眼,
[02:08.90] 芙蓉糕粉面是自来的红。
[02:13.27] 槽子糕骑着萨其马,
[02:17.66] 黄杠子饽饽拿在了手中。
[02:22.10] 鼓盖儿打得如爆豆,
[02:26.22] 缸炉撞得响连声。
[02:30.44] 麻花兵拉来了四门大炮,
[02:35.39] 太师饼无奈何把香降,
[02:39.75] 请来了光头饽饽有神通。
[02:45.53] 摆了座四门兜底锁子八宝攒馅的包子阵,
[02:53.18] 恰好似千层饼儿那五花三层。
[02:58.79] 四门把守着油炸的馃儿,
[03:03.48] 糕乾以上是挂了红灯。
[03:07.73] 窝窝头安在了这戊己土,
[03:11.74] 肉火烧安在了南方是火丙丁。
[03:17.12] 正西方庚辛金扁食作乱,
[03:21.63] 正北方壬癸水水晶饼儿闹得更凶。
[03:27.03] 正东方硬面饽饽甲乙木,
[03:32.76] 他把那金钢宝镯祭在了空。
[03:38.36] 月饼当空照如白昼,
[03:42.48] 把一位年糕老将打入阵中。
[03:47.64] 丝糕一怒是前去破阵,
[03:51.83] 进阵碰见了圆眼儿烧饼。
[03:56.18] 糖耳朵败阵逃了活命,
[04:00.36] 蜜麻花阵中无助的喊连声。
[04:05.84] 他倒说烫面饺儿死在了这笼屉阵,
[04:10.89] 煮饽饽跳河是一命倾。
[04:15.61] 就数鸡蛋卷儿薄脆死得苦,
[04:20.84] 脑袋上揍了一个大窟窿。
[04:24.92] 豆沙糕儿闻听吓了一跳,
[04:29.04] 奶卷儿小姐泪盈盈。
[04:33.28] 丝糕一听撤了人马,
[04:37.51] 蜜麻花阵中无助的喊连声。
[04:42.84] 如有人破开了这饽饽阵,
[04:46.81] 那个除非是饿膈来了是啃个土平。
[04:52.97] 我一言唱不尽这饽饽阵,
[04:56.67] 我是愿诸位
[04:58.83] 居家欢笑是福寿康宁。
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[00:05.43] bo bo zhen
[00:24.02] na shao mai chu zheng sang le can sheng,
[00:34.90] xian bing hui ying ban lai le jiu bing,
[00:40.51] guo kui zuo zai le zhong jun zhang,
[00:46.02] fa mian huo shao qian bu de xian feng.
[00:50.99] ban lai le diao lu shao bing zheng zheng shi wan,
[00:57.44] qiao mian bing cui liang ya zhe hou ying.
[01:03.03] hong kui pao xiang jing tian di,
[01:08.00] bu duo shi lai zai le man tou cheng.
[01:12.77] xiao mi mian di bing zi rang zhe an xia ying zhai,
[01:17.46] la kai le san zi ma hua de ji zuo lian ying.
[01:23.29] guo bing gui zai le zhong jun zhang,
[01:27.85] zun le sheng hui tou wang ye ni shi ting.
[01:33.50] hua gao feng gao qian ceng bing,
[01:37.88] qing lai le da ba jian er de bo bo yao dong dao bing.
[01:43.59] he tao su dao kou su qin ge er lia,
[01:47.88] bao song bing hou song bing er wei ying xiong.
[01:52.54] ji you bing zao hua er qin jie er lia,
[01:57.54] tao su bing you gao shi er wei di xiong.
[02:02.32] you ji ge san jiao mei mao er wu yan,
[02:08.90] fu rong gao fen mian shi zi lai de hong.
[02:13.27] cao zi gao qi zhe sa qi ma,
[02:17.66] huang gang zi bo bo na zai le shou zhong.
[02:22.10] gu gai r da de ru bao dou,
[02:26.22] gang lu zhuang de xiang lian sheng.
[02:30.44] ma hua bing la lai le si men da pao,
[02:35.39] tai shi bing wu nai he ba xiang jiang,
[02:39.75] qing lai le guang tou bo bo you shen tong.
[02:45.53] bai le zuo si men dou di suo zi ba bao zan xian de bao zi zhen,
[02:53.18] qia hao si qian ceng bing er na wu hua san ceng.
[02:58.79] si men ba shou zhe you zha de guo er,
[03:03.48] gao gan yi shang shi gua le hong deng.
[03:07.73] wo wo tou an zai le zhe wu ji tu,
[03:11.74] rou huo shao an zai le nan fang shi huo bing ding.
[03:17.12] zheng xi fang geng xin jin bian shi zuo luan,
[03:21.63] zheng bei fang ren gui shui shui jing bing er nao de geng xiong.
[03:27.03] zheng dong fang ying mian bo bo jia yi mu,
[03:32.76] ta ba na jin gang bao zhuo ji zai le kong.
[03:38.36] yue bing dang kong zhao ru bai zhou,
[03:42.48] ba yi wei nian gao lao jiang da ru zhen zhong.
[03:47.64] si gao yi nu shi qian qu po zhen,
[03:51.83] jin zhen peng jian le yuan yan er shao bing.
[03:56.18] tang er duo bai zhen tao le huo ming,
[04:00.36] mi ma hua zhen zhong wu zhu de han lian sheng.
[04:05.84] ta dao shuo tang mian jiao er si zai le zhe long ti zhen,
[04:10.89] zhu bo bo tiao he shi yi ming qing.
[04:15.61] jiu shu ji dan juan r bao cui si de ku,
[04:20.84] nao dai shang zou le yi ge da ku long.
[04:24.92] dou sha gao er wen ting xia le yi tiao,
[04:29.04] nai juan er xiao jie lei ying ying.
[04:33.28] si gao yi ting che le ren ma,
[04:37.51] mi ma hua zhen zhong wu zhu de han lian sheng.
[04:42.84] ru you ren po kai le zhe bo bo zhen,
[04:46.81] na ge chu fei shi e ge lai le shi ken ge tu ping.
[04:52.97] wo yi yan chang bu jin zhe bo bo zhen,
[04:56.67] wo shi yuan zhu wei
[04:58.83] ju jia huan xiao shi fu shou kang ning.
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[00:05.43] bō bō zhèn
[00:24.02] nà shāo mài chū zhēng sàng le cán shēng,
[00:34.90] xiàn bǐng huí yíng bān lái le jiù bīng,
[00:40.51] guō kuī zuò zài le zhōng jūn zhàng,
[00:46.02] fā miàn huǒ shāo qián bù de xiān fēng.
[00:50.99] bān lái le diào lú shāo bǐng zhěng zhěng shí wàn,
[00:57.44] qiáo miàn bǐng cuī liáng yā zhe hòu yíng.
[01:03.03] hóng kuī pào xiǎng jīng tiān dì,
[01:08.00] bù duō shí lái zài le mán tou chéng.
[01:12.77] xiǎo mǐ miàn dí bǐng zi rǎng zhe ān xià yíng zhài,
[01:17.46] lā kāi le sǎn zǐ má huā de jǐ zuò lián yíng.
[01:23.29] guō bǐng guì zài le zhōng jūn zhàng,
[01:27.85] zūn le shēng huí tóu wáng yé nǐ shì tīng.
[01:33.50] huā gāo fēng gāo qiān céng bǐng,
[01:37.88] qǐng lái le dà bā jiàn ér de bō bō yào dòng dāo bīng.
[01:43.59] hé táo sū dào kǒu sū qīn gē ér liǎ,
[01:47.88] báo sōng bǐng hòu sōng bǐng èr wèi yīng xióng.
[01:52.54] jī yóu bǐng zǎo huā ér qīn jiě ér liǎ,
[01:57.54] táo sū bǐng yóu gāo shì èr wèi dì xiōng.
[02:02.32] yǒu jǐ gè sān jiǎo méi máo èr wǔ yǎn,
[02:08.90] fú róng gāo fěn miàn shì zì lái de hóng.
[02:13.27] cáo zǐ gāo qí zhe sà qí mǎ,
[02:17.66] huáng gàng zi bō bō ná zài le shǒu zhōng.
[02:22.10] gǔ gài r dǎ dé rú bào dòu,
[02:26.22] gāng lú zhuàng dé xiǎng lián shēng.
[02:30.44] má huā bīng lā lái le sì mén dà pào,
[02:35.39] tài shī bǐng wú nài hé bǎ xiāng jiàng,
[02:39.75] qǐng lái le guāng tóu bō bō yǒu shén tōng.
[02:45.53] bǎi le zuò sì mén dōu dǐ suǒ zǐ bā bǎo zǎn xiàn de bāo zi zhèn,
[02:53.18] qià hǎo sì qiān céng bǐng ér nà wǔ huā sān céng.
[02:58.79] sì mén bà shǒu zhe yóu zhá de guǒ ér,
[03:03.48] gāo gān yǐ shàng shì guà le hóng dēng.
[03:07.73] wō wō tóu ān zài le zhè wù jǐ tǔ,
[03:11.74] ròu huǒ shāo ān zài le nán fāng shì huǒ bǐng dīng.
[03:17.12] zhèng xī fāng gēng xīn jīn biǎn shí zuò luàn,
[03:21.63] zhèng běi fāng rén guǐ shuǐ shuǐ jīng bǐng ér nào dé gèng xiōng.
[03:27.03] zhèng dōng fāng yìng miàn bō bō jiǎ yǐ mù,
[03:32.76] tā bǎ nà jīn gāng bǎo zhuó jì zài le kōng.
[03:38.36] yuè bǐng dāng kōng zhào rú bái zhòu,
[03:42.48] bǎ yī wèi nián gāo lǎo jiàng dǎ rù zhèn zhōng.
[03:47.64] sī gāo yī nù shì qián qù pò zhèn,
[03:51.83] jìn zhèn pèng jiàn le yuán yǎn ér shāo bǐng.
[03:56.18] táng ěr duǒ bài zhèn táo le huó mìng,
[04:00.36] mì má huā zhèn zhōng wú zhù de hǎn lián shēng.
[04:05.84] tā dào shuō tàng miàn jiǎo ér sǐ zài le zhè lóng tì zhèn,
[04:10.89] zhǔ bō bō tiào hé shì yī mìng qīng.
[04:15.61] jiù shù jī dàn juǎn r báo cuì sǐ dé kǔ,
[04:20.84] nǎo dài shàng zòu le yí gè dà kū lóng.
[04:24.92] dòu shā gāo ér wén tīng xià le yī tiào,
[04:29.04] nǎi juǎn ér xiǎo jiě lèi yíng yíng.
[04:33.28] sī gāo yī tīng chè le rén mǎ,
[04:37.51] mì má huā zhèn zhōng wú zhù de hǎn lián shēng.
[04:42.84] rú yǒu rén pò kāi le zhè bō bō zhèn,
[04:46.81] nà gè chú fēi shì è gé lái le shì kěn gè tǔ píng.
[04:52.97] wǒ yī yán chàng bù jìn zhè bō bō zhèn,
[04:56.67] wǒ shì yuàn zhū wèi
[04:58.83] jū jiā huān xiào shì fú shòu kāng níng.
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