tai gong mai mian 2005. 7. 24 de yun she

太公卖面(2005.7.24 德云社)
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Song 太公卖面(2005.7.24 德云社)
Artist 岳云鹏
Album 岳云鹏相声集
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[00:07.73] 太公卖面
[00:41.14] 石崇豪富范丹穷,
[00:51.72] 甘罗运早晚太公。
[00:56.89] 彭祖爷寿高颜回命短,
[01:02.72] 六个人俱在这五行中。
[01:08.11] 西岐山住着一位姜吕望,
[01:14.75] 买卖行内是做过经营,
[01:19.63] 他贩得牛来羊增价,
[01:24.78] 他贩得羊来是牛把这价增。
[01:29.84] 太公无奈是牛羊一齐来贩,
[01:35.70] 殷纣王传旨是断了杀生。
[01:40.58] 太公把本赔了一个净,
[01:46.46] 只落得肩担着八根绳,
[01:51.63] 大街上量了一斗高白麦,
[01:56.09] 那夫妻磨面苦用工,
[02:00.83] 磨面磨到了天明亮,
[02:05.33] 肩担着圆笼喊高声,
[02:10.24] 从清晨卖到了晌午过,
[02:14.85] 并无一人来把我的面称。
[02:19.40] 太公无奈回家转,
[02:23.73] 柳林树下在那儿歇工,
[02:28.12] 正然太公歇凉避暑,
[02:32.73] 看见一个贫婆是要把面称。
[02:36.97] 您若问贫婆怎么打扮,
[02:41.43] 列明公不知您贵耳听,
[02:45.64] 头上梳着一个马尾纂,
[02:50.00] 纂上绑着一根旧麻绳,
[02:55.30] 身穿夹袄实在的破,
[02:59.48] 左边窟窿是右边补丁。
[03:03.80] 左手拿着铜钱一个,
[03:07.96] 这右手拿着半拉破茶盅。
[03:11.87] 未曾开言把掌柜的叫,
[03:16.06] 我叫一声:“掌柜的要你听,
[03:20.18] 我问你白面怎么卖?”
[03:23.96] 太公说:“二十四个大钱把这一斤准秤称。”
[03:29.59] 贫婆说:“我家的孙孙爱淘气,
[03:35.51] 窗户纸捅了一个大窟窿,
[03:39.57] 你今天卖给我一个钱儿的面,
[03:43.53] 我打一点儿糨糊是补补窗棂。”
[03:47.98] 太公闻言把这头低下,
[03:52.23] 腹内辗转暗叮咛:
[03:56.25] 我有心卖给她一个钱的面,
[04:00.81] 够着我的本钱不够秤称。
[04:04.93] 我有心不卖她一个钱的面,
[04:09.00] 这贫婆打扮的比我还穷。
[04:13.38] 万般出在了无计奈,
[04:17.34] 开上一个张儿做个营生。
[04:22.44] 高高秤了一两半,
[04:26.52] 不睁眼的贫婆要把这秤争。
[04:30.53] 正然二人来争秤,
[04:34.54] 忽听得西北角上马跑銮铃。
[04:39.19] 您若问来了哪一个,
[04:43.36] 武成王黄飞虎校军场内操练兵,
[04:48.89] 太公正赶上时运背,
[04:52.92] 这战马蹄儿蹚了这圆笼绳。
[04:57.16] 只听得嗖叭一声响,
[05:01.07] 将白面洒在地上雪白一层。
[05:05.94] 只吓得太公发了愣,
[05:10.01] 腹内辗转暗叮咛:
[05:14.32] 我有心上前将他追赶,
[05:18.25] 他本是那黄飞虎惹着活不成。
[05:22.10] 万般出在了无计奈,
[05:26.08] 蹲在当街忍气吞声。
[05:30.17] 白面捧了三五捧,
[05:34.41] 忽听得身背后面起了大风,
[05:38.36] 大风刮了三四阵,
[05:42.16] 将白面刮在了半悬空。
[05:46.06] 太公朝天一声叹,
[05:50.10] 正赶上树上乌鸦在那儿出恭,
[05:55.49] 拉了太公的一嘴屎,
[05:59.80] 您说恶心不恶心。
[06:04.06] 拾起砖头把乌鸦打,
[06:08.16] 砖头底下有着青虫。
[06:12.16] 蝎子蜇了太公的手,
[06:15.76] 甩着一个手腕他直嚷疼。
[06:19.95] 疼不疼来把乌鸦打,
[06:23.57] 没打着乌鸦打着了马蜂。
[06:27.47] 您说马蜂多么样的坏,
[06:31.02] 这围着太公的脖子是乱嗡嗡。
[06:35.78] 只蜇得太公朝前跑,
[06:39.13] 南墙上钉着一个枣核钉。
[06:43.06] 只听得咔嚓一声响,
[06:46.45] 脑袋上撞了一个大窟窿,
[06:50.08] 只疼得太公朝后退,
[06:53.59] 这后面倒有这臭屎坑。
[06:57.60] 陷了太公的两腿屎,
[07:01.21] 招了一身的绿豆的蝇。
[07:04.79] 太公说:“我今天八成是活不了,
[07:10.28] 步步走的枉死城。
[07:14.05] 打今天再也不卖面,
[07:17.44] 这朝歌城内要摆卦棚。”
[07:22.86] 第二天清晨把那卦棚摆好,
[07:26.97] 惊动了黎民乱嗡嗡。
[07:31.18] 且不言黎民来哄动,
[07:35.13] 惊动了深山的老精灵。
[07:39.61] 您若问惊动了哪一个,
[07:43.94] 那多年玉石的琵琶精。
[07:47.89] 脚驾着清风来得多么快,
[07:51.49] 不多时来到了朝歌城。
[07:53.91] 无人之处落下了脚,
[07:56.12] 摇身变作一个女花容。
[07:58.44] 头戴着白,身穿着孝,
[08:00.69] 三寸的金莲白布蒙。
[08:02.73] 扭扭捏捏来的多么快,
[08:04.79] 不多时来到了算卦棚。
[08:07.02] 分开众人走进去,
[08:09.69] 开言有语的叫先生:
[08:12.08] 人人算我是娘娘的命,
[08:14.18] 你算我与何人把亲成。
[08:16.50] 太公闻听抬头看,
[08:18.60] 原来是个女子测生平。
[08:20.73] 太公闻听不怠慢,
[08:22.88] 忙把卦子儿拿手中。
[08:25.02] 按定了乾、坎、艮、震、巽、离、坤、兑查了一个遍,
[08:29.48] 辨不出来人死共生。
[08:31.48] 屈指一算明白了,
[08:33.57] 便知来人是个妖精。
[08:35.39] 抬头便把那来人叫,
[08:37.68] 叫声:“女子你要听。
[08:39.62] 你的八卦算不准,
[08:41.51] 伸出手腕便知情。”
[08:43.72] 妖精上了太公的当,
[08:45.49] 描花腕递与那老先生。
[08:47.43] 左手按定了寸关尺,
[08:49.48] 右手砚瓦举在空。
[08:51.44] 耳听的磕碴一声响,
[08:54.04] 脑袋骨碰了一个碎零丁。
[08:56.36] 这一回姜太公算卦就打死了人命,
[09:01.05] 下一回摘星楼前火炼玉石琵琶精。
[09:05.94]
[00:07.73] tai gong mai mian
[00:41.14] shi chong hao fu fan dan qiong,
[00:51.72] gan luo yun zao wan tai gong.
[00:56.89] peng zu ye shou gao yan hui ming duan,
[01:02.72] liu ge ren ju zai zhe wu xing zhong.
[01:08.11] xi qi shan zhu zhe yi wei jiang lv wang,
[01:14.75] mai mai xing nei shi zuo guo jing ying,
[01:19.63] ta fan de niu lai yang zeng jia,
[01:24.78] ta fan de yang lai shi niu ba zhe jia zeng.
[01:29.84] tai gong wu nai shi niu yang yi qi lai fan,
[01:35.70] yin zhou wang chuan zhi shi duan le sha sheng.
[01:40.58] tai gong ba ben pei le yi ge jing,
[01:46.46] zhi luo de jian dan zhe ba gen sheng,
[01:51.63] da jie shang liang le yi dou gao bai mai,
[01:56.09] na fu qi mo mian ku yong gong,
[02:00.83] mo mian mo dao le tian ming liang,
[02:05.33] jian dan zhe yuan long han gao sheng,
[02:10.24] cong qing chen mai dao le shang wu guo,
[02:14.85] bing wu yi ren lai ba wo de mian cheng.
[02:19.40] tai gong wu nai hui jia zhuan,
[02:23.73] liu lin shu xia zai na r xie gong,
[02:28.12] zheng ran tai gong xie liang bi shu,
[02:32.73] kan jian yi ge pin po shi yao ba mian cheng.
[02:36.97] nin ruo wen pin po zen me da ban,
[02:41.43] lie ming gong bu zhi nin gui er ting,
[02:45.64] tou shang shu zhe yi ge ma yi zuan,
[02:50.00] zuan shang bang zhe yi gen jiu ma sheng,
[02:55.30] shen chuan jia ao shi zai de po,
[02:59.48] zuo bian ku long shi you bian bu ding.
[03:03.80] zuo shou na zhe tong qian yi ge,
[03:07.96] zhe you shou na zhe ban la po cha zhong.
[03:11.87] wei zeng kai yan ba zhang gui de jiao,
[03:16.06] wo jiao yi sheng:" zhang gui de yao ni ting,
[03:20.18] wo wen ni bai mian zen me mai?"
[03:23.96] tai gong shuo:" er shi si ge da qian ba zhe yi jin zhun cheng cheng."
[03:29.59] pin po shuo:" wo jia de sun sun ai tao qi,
[03:35.51] chuang hu zhi tong le yi ge da ku long,
[03:39.57] ni jin tian mai gei wo yi ge qian er de mian,
[03:43.53] wo da yi dian er jiang hu shi bu bu chuang ling."
[03:47.98] tai gong wen yan ba zhe tou di xia,
[03:52.23] fu nei zhan zhuan an ding ning:
[03:56.25] wo you xin mai gei ta yi ge qian de mian,
[04:00.81] gou zhao wo de ben qian bu gou cheng cheng.
[04:04.93] wo you xin bu mai ta yi ge qian de mian,
[04:09.00] zhe pin po da ban de bi wo hai qiong.
[04:13.38] wan ban chu zai liao wu ji nai,
[04:17.34] kai shang yi ge zhang er zuo ge ying sheng.
[04:22.44] gao gao cheng le yi liang ban,
[04:26.52] bu zheng yan de pin po yao ba zhe cheng zheng.
[04:30.53] zheng ran er ren lai zheng cheng,
[04:34.54] hu ting de xi bei jiao shang ma pao luan ling.
[04:39.19] nin ruo wen lai le na yi ge,
[04:43.36] wu cheng wang huang fei hu xiao jun chang nei cao lian bing,
[04:48.89] tai gong zheng gan shang shi yun bei,
[04:52.92] zhe zhan ma ti er tang le zhe yuan long sheng.
[04:57.16] zhi ting de sou ba yi sheng xiang,
[05:01.07] jiang bai mian sa zai di shang xue bai yi ceng.
[05:05.94] zhi xia de tai gong fa le leng,
[05:10.01] fu nei zhan zhuan an ding ning:
[05:14.32] wo you xin shang qian jiang ta zhui gan,
[05:18.25] ta ben shi na huang fei hu re zhe huo bu cheng.
[05:22.10] wan ban chu zai liao wu ji nai,
[05:26.08] dun zai dang jie ren qi tun sheng.
[05:30.17] bai mian peng le san wu peng,
[05:34.41] hu ting de shen bei hou mian qi le da feng,
[05:38.36] da feng gua le san si zhen,
[05:42.16] jiang bai mian gua zai le ban xuan kong.
[05:46.06] tai gong chao tian yi sheng tan,
[05:50.10] zheng gan shang shu shang wu ya zai na r chu gong,
[05:55.49] la le tai gong de yi zui shi,
[05:59.80] nin shuo e xin bu e xin.
[06:04.06] shi qi zhuan tou ba wu ya da,
[06:08.16] zhuan tou di xia you zhe qing chong.
[06:12.16] xie zi zhe le tai gong de shou,
[06:15.76] shuai zhe yi ge shou wan ta zhi rang teng.
[06:19.95] teng bu teng lai ba wu ya da,
[06:23.57] mei da zhe wu ya da zhe le ma feng.
[06:27.47] nin shuo ma feng duo me yang de huai,
[06:31.02] zhe wei zhe tai gong de bo zi shi luan weng weng.
[06:35.78] zhi zhe de tai gong chao qian pao,
[06:39.13] nan qiang shang ding zhe yi ge zao he ding.
[06:43.06] zhi ting de ka cha yi sheng xiang,
[06:46.45] nao dai shang zhuang le yi ge da ku long,
[06:50.08] zhi teng de tai gong chao hou tui,
[06:53.59] zhe hou mian dao you zhe chou shi keng.
[06:57.60] xian le tai gong de liang tui shi,
[07:01.21] zhao le yi shen de lv dou de ying.
[07:04.79] tai gong shuo:" wo jin tian ba cheng shi huo bu liao,
[07:10.28] bu bu zou de wang si cheng.
[07:14.05] da jin tian zai ye bu mai mian,
[07:17.44] zhe zhao ge cheng nei yao bai gua peng."
[07:22.86] di er tian qing chen ba na gua peng bai hao,
[07:26.97] jing dong le li min luan weng weng.
[07:31.18] qie bu yan li min lai hong dong,
[07:35.13] jing dong le shen shan de lao jing ling.
[07:39.61] nin ruo wen jing dong le na yi ge,
[07:43.94] na duo nian yu shi de pi pa jing.
[07:47.89] jiao jia zhe qing feng lai de duo me kuai,
[07:51.49] bu duo shi lai dao le zhao ge cheng.
[07:53.91] wu ren zhi chu la xia le jiao,
[07:56.12] yao shen bian zuo yi ge nv hua rong.
[07:58.44] tou dai zhe bai, shen chuan zhe xiao,
[08:00.69] san cun de jin lian bai bu meng.
[08:02.73] niu niu nie nie lai de duo me kuai,
[08:04.79] bu duo shi lai dao le suan gua peng.
[08:07.02] fen kai zhong ren zou jin qu,
[08:09.69] kai yan you yu de jiao xian sheng:
[08:12.08] ren ren suan wo shi niang niang de ming,
[08:14.18] ni suan wo yu he ren ba qin cheng.
[08:16.50] tai gong wen ting tai tou kan,
[08:18.60] yuan lai shi ge nv zi ce sheng ping.
[08:20.73] tai gong wen ting bu dai man,
[08:22.88] mang ba gua zi r na shou zhong.
[08:25.02] an ding le gan kan gen zhen xun li kun dui cha le yi ge bian,
[08:29.48] bian bu chu lai ren si gong sheng.
[08:31.48] qu zhi yi suan ming bai le,
[08:33.57] bian zhi lai ren shi ge yao jing.
[08:35.39] tai tou bian ba na lai ren jiao,
[08:37.68] jiao sheng:" nv zi ni yao ting.
[08:39.62] ni de ba gua suan bu zhun,
[08:41.51] shen chu shou wan bian zhi qing."
[08:43.72] yao jing shang le tai gong di dang,
[08:45.49] miao hua wan di yu na lao xian sheng.
[08:47.43] zuo shou an ding le cun guan chi,
[08:49.48] you shou yan wa ju zai kong.
[08:51.44] er ting de ke cha yi sheng xiang,
[08:54.04] nao dai gu peng le yi ge sui ling ding.
[08:56.36] zhe yi hui jiang tai gong suan gua jiu da si le ren ming,
[09:01.05] xia yi hui zhai xing lou qian huo lian yu shi pi pa jing.
[09:05.94]
[00:07.73] tài gōng mài miàn
[00:41.14] shí chóng háo fù fàn dān qióng,
[00:51.72] gān luó yùn zǎo wǎn tài gōng.
[00:56.89] péng zǔ yé shòu gāo yán huí mìng duǎn,
[01:02.72] liù ge rén jù zài zhè wǔ xíng zhōng.
[01:08.11] xī qí shān zhù zhe yī wèi jiāng lǚ wàng,
[01:14.75] mǎi mài xíng nèi shì zuò guò jīng yíng,
[01:19.63] tā fàn dé niú lái yáng zēng jià,
[01:24.78] tā fàn dé yáng lái shì niú bǎ zhè jià zēng.
[01:29.84] tài gōng wú nài shì niú yáng yī qí lái fàn,
[01:35.70] yīn zhòu wáng chuán zhǐ shì duàn le shā shēng.
[01:40.58] tài gōng bǎ běn péi le yí gè jìng,
[01:46.46] zhǐ luò de jiān dān zhe bā gēn shéng,
[01:51.63] dà jiē shàng liàng le yī dòu gāo bái mài,
[01:56.09] nà fū qī mó miàn kǔ yòng gōng,
[02:00.83] mó miàn mó dào le tiān míng liàng,
[02:05.33] jiān dān zhe yuán lóng hǎn gāo shēng,
[02:10.24] cóng qīng chén mài dào le shǎng wǔ guò,
[02:14.85] bìng wú yī rén lái bǎ wǒ de miàn chēng.
[02:19.40] tài gōng wú nài huí jiā zhuǎn,
[02:23.73] liǔ lín shù xià zài na r xiē gōng,
[02:28.12] zhèng rán tài gōng xiē liáng bì shǔ,
[02:32.73] kàn jiàn yí gè pín pó shì yào bǎ miàn chēng.
[02:36.97] nín ruò wèn pín pó zěn me dǎ bàn,
[02:41.43] liè míng gōng bù zhī nín guì ěr tīng,
[02:45.64] tóu shàng shū zhe yí gè mǎ yǐ zuǎn,
[02:50.00] zuǎn shàng bǎng zhe yī gēn jiù má shéng,
[02:55.30] shēn chuān jiá ǎo shí zài de pò,
[02:59.48] zuǒ biān kū lóng shì yòu biān bǔ dīng.
[03:03.80] zuǒ shǒu ná zhe tóng qián yí gè,
[03:07.96] zhè yòu shǒu ná zhe bàn lǎ pò chá zhōng.
[03:11.87] wèi zēng kāi yán bǎ zhǎng guì de jiào,
[03:16.06] wǒ jiào yī shēng:" zhǎng guì de yào nǐ tīng,
[03:20.18] wǒ wèn nǐ bái miàn zěn me mài?"
[03:23.96] tài gōng shuō:" èr shí sì gè dà qián bǎ zhè yī jīn zhǔn chèng chēng."
[03:29.59] pín pó shuō:" wǒ jiā de sūn sūn ài táo qì,
[03:35.51] chuāng hù zhǐ tǒng le yí gè dà kū lóng,
[03:39.57] nǐ jīn tiān mài gěi wǒ yí gè qián ér de miàn,
[03:43.53] wǒ dǎ yì diǎn ér jiàng hù shì bǔ bǔ chuāng líng."
[03:47.98] tài gōng wén yán bǎ zhè tóu dī xià,
[03:52.23] fù nèi zhǎn zhuǎn àn dīng níng:
[03:56.25] wǒ yǒu xīn mài gěi tā yí gè qián de miàn,
[04:00.81] gòu zháo wǒ de běn qián bù gòu chèng chēng.
[04:04.93] wǒ yǒu xīn bù mài tā yí gè qián de miàn,
[04:09.00] zhè pín pó dǎ bàn de bǐ wǒ hái qióng.
[04:13.38] wàn bān chū zài liǎo wú jì nài,
[04:17.34] kāi shàng yī ge zhāng ér zuò gè yíng shēng.
[04:22.44] gāo gāo chèng le yī liǎng bàn,
[04:26.52] bù zhēng yǎn de pín pó yào bǎ zhè chèng zhēng.
[04:30.53] zhèng rán èr rén lái zhēng chèng,
[04:34.54] hū tīng dé xī běi jiǎo shàng mǎ pǎo luán líng.
[04:39.19] nín ruò wèn lái le nǎ yī ge,
[04:43.36] wǔ chéng wáng huáng fēi hǔ xiào jūn chǎng nèi cāo liàn bīng,
[04:48.89] tài gōng zhèng gǎn shàng shí yùn bèi,
[04:52.92] zhè zhàn mǎ tí ér tāng le zhè yuán lóng shéng.
[04:57.16] zhǐ tīng dé sōu bā yī shēng xiǎng,
[05:01.07] jiāng bái miàn sǎ zài dì shàng xuě bái yī céng.
[05:05.94] zhǐ xià dé tài gōng fā le lèng,
[05:10.01] fù nèi zhǎn zhuǎn àn dīng níng:
[05:14.32] wǒ yǒu xīn shàng qián jiāng tā zhuī gǎn,
[05:18.25] tā běn shì nà huáng fēi hǔ rě zhe huó bù chéng.
[05:22.10] wàn bān chū zài liǎo wú jì nài,
[05:26.08] dūn zài dāng jiē rěn qì tūn shēng.
[05:30.17] bái miàn pěng le sān wǔ pěng,
[05:34.41] hū tīng dé shēn bèi hòu miàn qǐ le dà fēng,
[05:38.36] dà fēng guā le sān sì zhèn,
[05:42.16] jiāng bái miàn guā zài le bàn xuán kōng.
[05:46.06] tài gōng cháo tiān yī shēng tàn,
[05:50.10] zhèng gǎn shàng shù shàng wū yā zài na r chū gōng,
[05:55.49] lā le tài gōng de yī zuǐ shǐ,
[05:59.80] nín shuō ě xīn bù ě xīn.
[06:04.06] shí qǐ zhuān tóu bǎ wū yā dǎ,
[06:08.16] zhuān tóu dǐ xià yǒu zhe qīng chóng.
[06:12.16] xiē zǐ zhē le tài gōng de shǒu,
[06:15.76] shuǎi zhe yí gè shǒu wàn tā zhí rǎng téng.
[06:19.95] téng bù téng lái bǎ wū yā dǎ,
[06:23.57] méi dǎ zhe wū yā dǎ zhe le mǎ fēng.
[06:27.47] nín shuō mǎ fēng duō me yàng de huài,
[06:31.02] zhè wéi zhe tài gōng de bó zi shì luàn wēng wēng.
[06:35.78] zhǐ zhē dé tài gōng cháo qián pǎo,
[06:39.13] nán qiáng shàng dīng zhe yí gè zǎo hé dīng.
[06:43.06] zhǐ tīng dé kā chā yī shēng xiǎng,
[06:46.45] nǎo dài shàng zhuàng le yí gè dà kū lóng,
[06:50.08] zhǐ téng dé tài gōng cháo hòu tuì,
[06:53.59] zhè hòu miàn dào yǒu zhè chòu shǐ kēng.
[06:57.60] xiàn le tài gōng de liǎng tuǐ shǐ,
[07:01.21] zhāo le yī shēn de lǜ dòu de yíng.
[07:04.79] tài gōng shuō:" wǒ jīn tiān bā chéng shì huó bù liǎo,
[07:10.28] bù bù zǒu de wǎng sǐ chéng.
[07:14.05] dǎ jīn tiān zài yě bù mài miàn,
[07:17.44] zhè zhāo gē chéng nèi yào bǎi guà péng."
[07:22.86] dì èr tiān qīng chén bǎ nà guà péng bǎi hǎo,
[07:26.97] jīng dòng le lí mín luàn wēng wēng.
[07:31.18] qiě bù yán lí mín lái hōng dòng,
[07:35.13] jīng dòng le shēn shān de lǎo jīng líng.
[07:39.61] nín ruò wèn jīng dòng le nǎ yī ge,
[07:43.94] nà duō nián yù shí de pí pá jīng.
[07:47.89] jiǎo jià zhe qīng fēng lái de duō me kuài,
[07:51.49] bù duō shí lái dào le zhāo gē chéng.
[07:53.91] wú rén zhī chù là xià le jiǎo,
[07:56.12] yáo shēn biàn zuò yí gè nǚ huā róng.
[07:58.44] tóu dài zhe bái, shēn chuān zhe xiào,
[08:00.69] sān cùn de jīn lián bái bù méng.
[08:02.73] niǔ niǔ niē niē lái de duō me kuài,
[08:04.79] bù duō shí lái dào le suàn guà péng.
[08:07.02] fēn kāi zhòng rén zǒu jìn qù,
[08:09.69] kāi yán yǒu yǔ de jiào xiān shēng:
[08:12.08] rén rén suàn wǒ shì niáng niáng de mìng,
[08:14.18] nǐ suàn wǒ yǔ hé rén bǎ qīn chéng.
[08:16.50] tài gōng wén tīng tái tóu kàn,
[08:18.60] yuán lái shì gè nǚ zǐ cè shēng píng.
[08:20.73] tài gōng wén tīng bù dài màn,
[08:22.88] máng bǎ guà zǐ r ná shǒu zhōng.
[08:25.02] àn dìng le gān kǎn gěn zhèn xùn lí kūn duì chá le yí gè biàn,
[08:29.48] biàn bù chū lái rén sǐ gòng shēng.
[08:31.48] qū zhǐ yī suàn míng bái le,
[08:33.57] biàn zhī lái rén shì gè yāo jīng.
[08:35.39] tái tóu biàn bǎ nà lái rén jiào,
[08:37.68] jiào shēng:" nǚ zǐ nǐ yào tīng.
[08:39.62] nǐ de bā guà suàn bù zhǔn,
[08:41.51] shēn chū shǒu wàn biàn zhī qíng."
[08:43.72] yāo jīng shàng le tài gōng dí dàng,
[08:45.49] miáo huā wàn dì yǔ nà lǎo xiān shēng.
[08:47.43] zuǒ shǒu àn dìng le cùn guān chǐ,
[08:49.48] yòu shǒu yàn wǎ jǔ zài kōng.
[08:51.44] ěr tīng de kē chá yī shēng xiǎng,
[08:54.04] nǎo dài gǔ pèng le yí gè suì líng dīng.
[08:56.36] zhè yī huí jiāng tài gōng suàn guà jiù dǎ sǐ le rén mìng,
[09:01.05] xià yī huí zhāi xīng lóu qián huǒ liàn yù shí pí pá jīng.
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