quan ren fang 2005. 7. 3 de yun she

劝人方(2005.7.3 德云社)
quan ren fang 2005. 7. 3 de yun she Lyrics

Song 劝人方(2005.7.3 德云社)
Artist 岳云鹏
Album 岳云鹏相声集
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[00:02] 下面请您欣赏拆唱太平歌词《劝人方》表演者:李云杰 岳云鹏
[00:14] 节目一场挨着一场
[00:18] 这场由我们哥俩给您唱一段太平歌词《劝人方》
[00:22] 咱们闲话少说打板儿就唱
[00:30] 那庄公闲游出趟城西
[00:36] 瞧见了那他人骑马我这儿骑着驴
[00:44] 扭项回头瞅见一个推小车的汉
[00:49] 要比上不足也比下有余
[00:53] 打墙的板儿翻上下
[00:58] 谁又是那十个穷九个富的
[01:02] 说是要饱还是您的家常饭
[01:07] 要暖还是几件粗布衣
[01:11] 烟花柳巷君莫去
[01:15] 知疼着热是结发妻
[01:21] 人到了难中拉他一把
[01:25] 人到了急中是莫把他来欺
[01:30] 远看青山一块石
[01:35] 近瞅树木长不齐
[01:38] 十个指头伸出来有长有短
[01:43] 树木狼林有高有低
[01:47] 山上石头多玉石少
[01:52] 世间的人多君子稀
[01:56] 我是劝诸位没有钱别卖您那看家狗
[02:03] 有了钱别娶活人的妻
[02:08] 屈死三分别去告状
[02:11] 宁饿死别做犯法的
[02:16] 三条大道在当不间儿走
[02:20] 曲曲弯弯使不的
[02:24] 天为宝盖地为池
[02:28] 人生世界上混水的鱼
[02:32] 父母养儿鱼儿拴着子
[02:37] 子孝贤孙水养鱼
[02:41] 兄弟们和美鱼儿帮着水
[02:45] 妯娌们和美水帮着鱼
[02:49] 您要生了一个孝顺的子
[02:53] 你叫他往东他不往西
[02:57] 您要生了一个忤逆子
[03:01] 你叫他打狗他去追鸡
[03:05] 人要到了十岁父母月儿过
[03:10] 人要到了二十花儿开了枝
[03:14] 人要到了三十花儿正旺
[03:18] 人要到了四十花儿谢了枝
[03:23] 人要到了五十容颜改
[03:28] 人要到了六十白了须
[03:32] 七十八十争了来的寿
[03:36] 九十一百是古来稀
[03:40] 阎王爷比做打鱼的汉
[03:44] 不知道来早与来迟
[03:48] 今天您脱去了鞋和袜
[03:52] 不知到明日清晨提不提
[03:56] 花棺彩木量人的斗
[04:01] 死后哪怕半领席
[04:05] 空见那孝子在灵前奠了三杯酒
[04:11] 怎能见那死后的亡人把酒吃
[04:15] 空着手儿来空着手儿去
[04:20] 怎么能见孝子在灵前奠了三杯酒
[04:25] 空见那死后的亡人把酒吃
[04:30] 您若是趁着生前有口气儿在
[04:33] 您得吃点儿喝点儿玩儿点儿乐点儿行点儿好
[04:36] 积点儿德为点儿人那是赚的
[00:02] xia mian qing nin xin shang chai chang tai ping ge ci quan ren fang biao yan zhe: li yun jie yue yun peng
[00:14] jie mu yi chang ai zhe yi chang
[00:18] zhe chang you wo men ge lia gei nin chang yi duan tai ping ge ci quan ren fang
[00:22] zan men xian hua shao shuo da ban er jiu chang
[00:30] na zhuang gong xian you chu tang cheng xi
[00:36] qiao jian le na ta ren qi ma wo zhe er qi zhe lv
[00:44] niu xiang hui tou chou jian yi ge tui xiao che de han
[00:49] yao bi shang bu zu ye bi xia you yu
[00:53] da qiang de ban er fan shang xia
[00:58] shui you shi na shi ge qiong jiu ge fu de
[01:02] shuo shi yao bao hai shi nin de jia chang fan
[01:07] yao nuan hai shi ji jian cu bu yi
[01:11] yan hua liu xiang jun mo qu
[01:15] zhi teng zhao re shi jie fa qi
[01:21] ren dao le nan zhong la ta yi ba
[01:25] ren dao le ji zhong shi mo ba ta lai qi
[01:30] yuan kan qing shan yi kuai shi
[01:35] jin chou shu mu zhang bu qi
[01:38] shi ge zhi tou shen chu lai you zhang you duan
[01:43] shu mu lang lin you gao you di
[01:47] shan shang shi tou duo yu shi shao
[01:52] shi jian de ren duo jun zi xi
[01:56] wo shi quan zhu wei mei you qian bie mai nin na kan jia gou
[02:03] you le qian bie qu huo ren de qi
[02:08] qu si san fen bie qu gao zhuang
[02:11] ning e si bie zuo fan fa de
[02:16] san tiao da dao zai dang bu jian er zou
[02:20] qu qu wan wan shi bu de
[02:24] tian wei bao gai di wei chi
[02:28] ren sheng shi jie shang hun shui de yu
[02:32] fu mu yang er yu er shuan zhe zi
[02:37] zi xiao xian sun shui yang yu
[02:41] xiong di men he mei yu er bang zhe shui
[02:45] zhou li men he mei shui bang zhe yu
[02:49] nin yao sheng le yi ge xiao shun de zi
[02:53] ni jiao ta wang dong ta bu wang xi
[02:57] nin yao sheng le yi ge wu ni zi
[03:01] ni jiao ta da gou ta qu zhui ji
[03:05] ren yao dao le shi sui fu mu yue er guo
[03:10] ren yao dao le er shi hua er kai le zhi
[03:14] ren yao dao le san shi hua er zheng wang
[03:18] ren yao dao le si shi hua er xie le zhi
[03:23] ren yao dao le wu shi rong yan gai
[03:28] ren yao dao le liu shi bai le xu
[03:32] qi shi ba shi zheng le lai de shou
[03:36] jiu shi yi bai shi gu lai xi
[03:40] yan wang ye bi zuo da yu de han
[03:44] bu zhi dao lai zao yu lai chi
[03:48] jin tian nin tuo qu le xie he wa
[03:52] bu zhi dao ming ri qing chen ti bu ti
[03:56] hua guan cai mu liang ren de dou
[04:01] si hou na pa ban ling xi
[04:05] kong jian na xiao zi zai ling qian dian le san bei jiu
[04:11] zen neng jian na si hou de wang ren ba jiu chi
[04:15] kong zhuo shou er lai kong zhuo shou er qu
[04:20] zen me neng jian xiao zi zai ling qian dian le san bei jiu
[04:25] kong jian na si hou de wang ren ba jiu chi
[04:30] nin ruo shi chen zhe sheng qian you kou qi er zai
[04:33] nin de chi dian er he dian er wan er dian er le dian er xing dian er hao
[04:36] ji dian er de wei dian er ren na shi zhuan de
[00:02] xià miàn qǐng nín xīn shǎng chāi chàng tài píng gē cí quàn rén fāng biǎo yǎn zhě: lǐ yún jié yuè yún péng
[00:14] jié mù yī chǎng āi zhe yī chǎng
[00:18] zhè chǎng yóu wǒ men gē liǎ gěi nín chàng yī duàn tài píng gē cí quàn rén fāng
[00:22] zán men xián huà shǎo shuō dǎ bǎn ér jiù chàng
[00:30] nà zhuāng gōng xián yóu chū tàng chéng xī
[00:36] qiáo jiàn le nà tā rén qí mǎ wǒ zhè ér qí zhe lǘ
[00:44] niǔ xiàng huí tóu chǒu jiàn yí gè tuī xiǎo chē de hàn
[00:49] yào bǐ shàng bù zú yě bǐ xià yǒu yú
[00:53] dǎ qiáng de bǎn ér fān shàng xià
[00:58] shuí yòu shì nà shí gè qióng jiǔ gè fù de
[01:02] shuō shì yào bǎo hái shì nín de jiā cháng fàn
[01:07] yào nuǎn hái shì jǐ jiàn cū bù yī
[01:11] yān huā liǔ xiàng jūn mò qù
[01:15] zhī téng zháo rè shì jié fà qī
[01:21] rén dào le nán zhōng lā tā yī bǎ
[01:25] rén dào le jí zhōng shì mò bǎ tā lái qī
[01:30] yuǎn kàn qīng shān yí kuài shí
[01:35] jìn chǒu shù mù zhǎng bù qí
[01:38] shí gè zhǐ tou shēn chū lái yǒu zhǎng yǒu duǎn
[01:43] shù mù láng lín yǒu gāo yǒu dī
[01:47] shān shàng shí tou duō yù shí shǎo
[01:52] shì jiān de rén duō jūn zǐ xī
[01:56] wǒ shì quàn zhū wèi méi yǒu qián bié mài nín nà kān jiā gǒu
[02:03] yǒu le qián bié qǔ huó rén de qī
[02:08] qū sǐ sān fēn bié qù gào zhuàng
[02:11] níng è sǐ bié zuò fàn fǎ de
[02:16] sān tiáo dà dào zài dāng bù jiān ér zǒu
[02:20] qū qū wān wān shǐ bù de
[02:24] tiān wèi bǎo gài dì wèi chí
[02:28] rén shēng shì jiè shang hùn shuǐ de yú
[02:32] fù mǔ yǎng ér yú ér shuān zhe zi
[02:37] zi xiào xián sūn shuǐ yǎng yú
[02:41] xiōng dì men hé měi yú ér bāng zhe shuǐ
[02:45] zhóu lǐ men hé měi shuǐ bāng zhe yú
[02:49] nín yào shēng le yí gè xiào shùn de zǐ
[02:53] nǐ jiào tā wǎng dōng tā bù wǎng xī
[02:57] nín yào shēng le yí gè wǔ nì zǐ
[03:01] nǐ jiào tā dǎ gǒu tā qù zhuī jī
[03:05] rén yào dào le shí suì fù mǔ yuè ér guò
[03:10] rén yào dào le èr shí huā ér kāi le zhī
[03:14] rén yào dào le sān shí huā ér zhèng wàng
[03:18] rén yào dào le sì shí huā ér xiè le zhī
[03:23] rén yào dào le wǔ shí róng yán gǎi
[03:28] rén yào dào le liù shí bái le xū
[03:32] qī shí bā shí zhēng le lái de shòu
[03:36] jiǔ shí yī bǎi shì gǔ lái xī
[03:40] yán wáng yé bǐ zuò dǎ yú de hàn
[03:44] bù zhī dào lái zǎo yǔ lái chí
[03:48] jīn tiān nín tuō qù le xié hé wà
[03:52] bù zhī dào míng rì qīng chén tí bù tí
[03:56] huā guān cǎi mù liàng rén de dòu
[04:01] sǐ hòu nǎ pà bàn lǐng xí
[04:05] kōng jiàn nà xiào zǐ zài líng qián diàn le sān bēi jiǔ
[04:11] zěn néng jiàn nà sǐ hòu de wáng rén bǎ jiǔ chī
[04:15] kōng zhuó shǒu ér lái kōng zhuó shǒu ér qù
[04:20] zěn me néng jiàn xiào zǐ zài líng qián diàn le sān bēi jiǔ
[04:25] kōng jiàn nà sǐ hòu de wáng rén bǎ jiǔ chī
[04:30] nín ruò shì chèn zhe shēng qián yǒu kǒu qì ér zài
[04:33] nín dé chī diǎn ér hē diǎn ér wán ér diǎn ér lè diǎn ér xíng diǎn ér hǎo
[04:36] jī diǎn ér dé wèi diǎn ér rén nà shi zhuàn de
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