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luo cheng suan gua 2005. 7. 31 de yun she

罗成算卦(2005.7.31 德云社)
luo cheng suan gua 2005. 7. 31 de yun she Lyrics

Song 罗成算卦(2005.7.31 德云社)
Artist 岳云鹏
Album 岳云鹏相声集
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[00:00.69] 罗成算卦
[00:28.47] 唐高祖驾坐在长安，
[00:39.10] 全凭文武保江山。
[00:44.64] 文仗着徐茂功能掐会算，
[00:50.14] 武仗着瓦岗的众英贤。
[00:55.30] 按下了群雄且不表，
[01:00.15] 单表罗成将魁元。
[01:04.82] 这一天八爷在这家中坐，
[01:09.26] 吩咐声家将要你们听言。
[01:13.50] 槽头上备好了白龙马，
[01:18.48] 长安市上去游玩。
[01:23.04] 家将闻听不怠慢，
[01:27.58] 罗八爷翻身上了这马雕鞍。
[01:32.62] 催马加鞭是来地快，
[01:36.59] 那大街景致仔细的观。
[01:40.52] 也有老来也有少，
[01:44.57] 那也有女来也有男。
[01:48.08] 也有骑马坐着轿，
[01:53.89] 那也有推车把担儿担。
[01:57.71] 穿青挂皂是男儿的汉，
[02:01.46] 披红着绿是女婵娟。
[02:05.29] 罗成催马往前走，
[02:09.08] 见一座卦棚儿坐北朝南。
[02:12.89] 十字街头把这招牌立，
[02:16.92] 斗大金字儿写得全。
[02:21.30] 大算一卦整十两，
[02:25.40] 小算一卦五两三。
[02:29.41] 能算天上星公斗，
[02:33.52] 能算地上暑共寒。
[02:37.63] 罗成看罢心好恼，
[02:41.64] 牛鼻子老道你满口胡言。
[02:45.56] 叫一声众人闪闪闪，
[02:49.31] 我要到卦棚把卦占。
[02:53.06] 进得门来用目看，
[02:56.50] 见一位道长坐在了上边。
[03:00.38] 走上近前施一礼，
[03:04.11] 尊一声道长要你听言。
[03:07.81] 我到此不为别地事，
[03:11.42] 你把我生辰八字儿照上一番。
[03:17.11] 道长闻听哈哈的笑，
[03:21.50] 你把那生辰八字儿报上一番。
[03:26.72] 八爷说，
[03:28.87] 我本是甲午年生来甲午年长，
[03:33.75] 五月十五的午时填。
[03:37.42] 报完时辰一旁站，
[03:41.27] 道长含笑开了言。
[03:45.08] 为人占了一个五，
[03:49.58] 不少吃来不少穿。
[03:53.49] 为人占了两个五，
[03:57.10] 腰中不缺银子钱。
[04:01.34] 为人占了三个五，
[04:05.05] 定是朝廷一品当官。
[04:09.04] 你人占了五个五，
[04:12.65] 我算你白虎星官将士临凡。
[04:17.64] 生为罗门为贵子，
[04:21.68] 秦氏夫人把你添。
[04:25.51] 一岁两岁娘怀抱，
[04:29.11] 三岁四岁抚着娘的肩。
[04:32.46] 五岁六岁贪玩耍，
[04:36.01] 七岁八岁念诗篇。
[04:39.19] 九岁学会了文武艺，
[04:42.86] 十岁枪法使得全。
[04:46.42] 十一岁领兵去扫北，
[04:50.09] 杀死鞑儿百万千。
[04:53.71] 十二岁夜把登州打，
[04:57.10] 箭射金钱就中状元。
[05:00.82] 一十三岁卖过绒线，
[05:04.47] 一十四岁名满长安。
[05:08.73] 十五岁投唐保二主，
[05:12.58] 扶保大唐建江山。
[05:16.53] 凌烟阁上雕名姓，
[05:20.32] 今年整好是二十三。
[05:25.39] 罗成点头微含笑，
[05:29.35] 你再算我阳寿多少年。
[05:38.43] 道长闻听忙摆手，
[05:43.17] 算出来恐怕你把脸翻。
[05:47.27] 八爷说，
[05:49.23] 你只管算来只管算，
[05:53.18] 我要是翻脸是刻意的不堪。
[05:56.81] 道长说，
[05:59.06] 我算你今年阳寿到，
[06:02.84] 多说还有那三四天。
[06:07.19] 罗成听罢心好恼，
[06:10.88] 骂一声老道你满口胡言。
[06:14.38] 徐三哥与我算过卦，
[06:18.10] 他算我寿活到七十三。
[06:22.03] 我与你一无仇来二无有恨，
[06:25.40] 你是为何顾损去我的阳寿那五十年。
[06:30.90] 今一天你找得出我的阳寿五十载，
[06:36.06] 无话讲来无话言。
[06:39.45] 今一天你找不出我的阳寿五十载，
[06:44.20] 推倒卦棚赶出长安。
[06:48.12] 将军息怒一旁站，
[06:52.64] 听我把损寿对你言。
[06:56.78] 十一岁领兵去扫北，
[07:00.60] 杀死鞑儿百万千。
[07:04.62] 胡儿倒反虽该死，
[07:08.43] 好可叹百万黎民受牵连。
[07:13.83] 杀死黎民损阳寿，
[07:17.83] 损去阳寿整是十年。
[07:21.63] 这本是军爷头处损，
[07:25.26] 听我把二处损寿对你言。
[07:29.98] 你有个表兄秦叔宝，
[07:33.49] 你二人传枪递锏在后花园。
[07:41.18] 他教你锏法真心实意，
[07:44.92] 你递那罗家枪法没有教全。
[07:49.44] 回马枪留下整三路，
[07:53.16] 损去阳寿整是十年。
[07:56.88] 这本是军爷二处损，
[08:00.46] 听我把三处损寿对你言。
[08:04.97] 你有个五哥单雄信，
[08:08.46] 贾家楼磕头拜了地天。
[08:12.26] 在洛阳他保了王世充，
[08:16.00] 你保大唐就在长安。
[08:19.85] 回马枪杀死单雄信，
[08:23.43] 损去阳寿整是十年。
[08:26.98] 这本是军爷三处损，
[08:31.64] 听我把四处损寿对你言。
[08:34.79] 唐王念你是好汉，
[08:38.34] 君臣饮酒在金銮。
[08:41.86] 耳听桥楼三更响，
[08:45.60] 好大胆龙床凤枕去安眠。
[08:50.30] 虎穴占了龙床的位，
[08:53.58] 损去阳寿整是十年。
[08:57.46] 这本是军爷四处损，
[09:01.01] 听我把五处损寿往下言。
[09:05.61] 你有妻妾十二个，
[09:09.23] 那孟州还有那扈金婵。
[09:12.64] 胡金婵一死魂不散，
[09:17.52] 悲风惨惨来到了阴间。
[09:21.64] 五阎罗面前告下了状，
[09:25.62] 损去阳寿又是十年。
[09:29.28] 我的军爷呀，
[09:31.20] 您加一加来算一算，
[09:33.67] 前后整好是五十年。
[09:37.88] 罗成听罢头低下，
[09:42.53] 这道长算卦赛过神仙。
[09:46.71] 取出纹银五百两，
[09:50.69] 送给先生卦礼钱。
[09:54.45] 先生摆手我可不要，
[09:58.31] 活人不花你死人的钱。
[10:02.91] 留着吧来留着吧，
[10:06.04] 鬼门关上做盘缠。
[10:11.03] 一句话说的罗成泪如雨下，
[10:16.07] 长叹一声是就泪洒胸前。
[10:21.44] 罗成听罢道长一番言语，
[10:26.07] 心中大大的不快。
[10:30.20] 想我罗成东征西战，
[10:34.13] 才落下这身荣耀。
[10:36.95] 哎呀，苍天呐，苍天呐。
[10:38.90] 我闻听仙长讲一遍，
[10:49.54] 未转身来泪涟涟。
[10:53.55] 我只说暗室亏心无人见，
[10:57.03] 又谁知神佛有眼在上观。
[11:01.58] 说什么一品三公位，
[11:05.14] 说什么富贵荣华万万年。
[11:09.07] 说什么黄金过百斗，
[11:13.20] 说什么美貌的娇妻似天仙。
[11:18.09] 好可叹费尽了心机终何用，
[11:24.00] 鬼门关前二十三。
[11:34.15] 尊道长寿数有积也有损，
[11:39.37] 你能不能把我的阳寿添。
[11:42.39] 我多给银子多给钱。
[11:46.03] 道长摆手我可不敢，
[11:49.46] 天意如此难把寿添。
[11:52.59] 叫了声军爷回头看，
[11:56.07] 在那旁来了这添寿的仙。
[12:00.14] 哄得八爷回头看，
[12:03.40] 道长卦棚起了云端。
[12:06.55] 一封书信落在了地，
[12:09.61] 那笔墨未干写得全。
[12:12.76] 上写着休当我是妖来休当我是怪，
[12:18.90] 我本是徐茂功的师父李敬仙。
[12:23.21] 我算你今年阳寿到，
[12:26.22] 难过今年二十三。
[12:29.77] 你死不在长安地，
[12:33.43] 周西坡前乱箭攒。
[12:37.45] 罗成正在为难处，
[12:40.84] 那三声大炮响连天。
[12:43.91] 周西坡反了刘黑塔，
[12:47.17] 要夺大唐建江山。
[12:50.39] 建成元吉挂帅印，
[12:53.34] 罗成做了这先行的官。
[12:56.58] 周西坡一场战，
[12:59.06] 是杀得人仰马又翻。
[13:01.98] 罗成单枪匹马去交战，
[13:05.61] 淤泥河渗住了马连环。
[13:08.67] 苏烈一见哈哈的笑，
[13:11.72] 叫一声三军乱箭攒。
[13:14.67] 白虎星阵前归了位，
[13:17.50] 临死只是才二十三。
[13:21.45] 这本是罗成算卦一个古段，
[13:25.16] 我愿诸位居家欢笑是福寿绵绵。
[13:31.55]
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[10:16.07] chang tan yi sheng shi jiu lei sa xiong qian.
[10:21.44] luo cheng ting ba dao chang yi fan yan yu,
[10:26.07] xin zhong da da de bu kuai.
[10:30.20] xiang wo luo cheng dong zheng xi zhan,
[10:34.13] cai la xia zhe shen rong yao.
[10:36.95] ai ya, cang tian na, cang tian na.
[10:38.90] wo wen ting xian chang jiang yi bian,
[10:49.54] wei zhuan shen lai lei lian lian.
[10:53.55] wo zhi shuo an shi kui xin wu ren jian,
[10:57.03] you shei zhi shen fo you yan zai shang guan.
[11:01.58] shuo shi mo yi pin san gong wei,
[11:05.14] shuo shi mo fu gui rong hua wan wan nian.
[11:09.07] shuo shi mo huang jin guo bai dou,
[11:13.20] shuo shi mo mei mao de jiao qi shi tian xian.
[11:18.09] hao ke tan fei jin le xin ji zhong he yong,
[11:24.00] gui men guan qian er shi san.
[11:34.15] zun dao chang shou shu you ji ye you sun,
[11:39.37] ni neng bu neng ba wo de yang shou tian.
[11:42.39] wo duo gei yin zi duo gei qian.
[11:46.03] dao chang bai shou wo ke bu gan,
[11:49.46] tian yi ru ci nan ba shou tian.
[11:52.59] jiao le sheng jun ye hui tou kan,
[11:56.07] zai na pang lai le zhe tian shou de xian.
[12:00.14] hong de ba ye hui tou kan,
[12:03.40] dao chang gua peng qi le yun duan.
[12:06.55] yi feng shu xin luo zai le di,
[12:09.61] na bi mo wei gan xie de quan.
[12:12.76] shang xie zhe xiu dang wo shi yao lai xiu dang wo shi guai,
[12:18.90] wo ben shi xu mao gong de shi fu li jing xian.
[12:23.21] wo suan ni jin nian yang shou dao,
[12:26.22] nan guo jin nian er shi san.
[12:29.77] ni si bu zai chang an di,
[12:33.43] zhou xi po qian luan jian zan.
[12:37.45] luo cheng zheng zai wei nan chu,
[12:40.84] na san sheng da pao xiang lian tian.
[12:43.91] zhou xi po fan le liu hei ta,
[12:47.17] yao duo da tang jian jiang shan.
[12:50.39] jian cheng yuan ji gua shuai yin,
[12:53.34] luo cheng zuo le zhe xian xing de guan.
[12:56.58] zhou xi po yi chang zhan,
[12:59.06] shi sha de ren yang ma you fan.
[13:01.98] luo cheng dan qiang pi ma qu jiao zhan,
[13:05.61] yu ni he shen zhu le ma lian huan.
[13:08.67] su lie yi jian ha ha de xiao,
[13:11.72] jiao yi sheng san jun luan jian zan.
[13:14.67] bai hu xing zhen qian gui le wei,
[13:17.50] lin si zhi shi cai er shi san.
[13:21.45] zhe ben shi luo cheng suan gua yi ge gu duan,
[13:25.16] wo yuan zhu wei ju jia huan xiao shi fu shou mian mian.
[13:31.55]
[00:00.69] luó chéng suàn guà
[00:28.47] táng gāo zǔ jià zuò zài cháng ān,
[00:39.10] quán píng wén wǔ bǎo jiāng shān.
[00:44.64] wén zhàng zhe xú mào gōng néng qiā huì suàn,
[00:50.14] wǔ zhàng zhe wǎ gǎng de zhòng yīng xián.
[00:55.30] àn xià le qún xióng qiě bù biǎo,
[01:00.15] dān biǎo luó chéng jiāng kuí yuán.
[01:04.82] zhè yì tiān bā yé zài zhè jiā zhōng zuò,
[01:09.26] fēn fù shēng jiā jiāng yào nǐ men tīng yán.
[01:13.50] cáo tóu shàng bèi hǎo le bái lóng mǎ,
[01:18.48] cháng ān shì shǎng qù yóu wán.
[01:23.04] jiā jiāng wén tīng bù dài màn,
[01:27.58] luó bā yé fān shēn shàng le zhè mǎ diāo ān.
[01:32.62] cuī mǎ jiā biān shì lái dì kuài,
[01:36.59] nà dà jiē jǐng zhì zǐ xì de guān.
[01:40.52] yě yǒu lǎo lái yě yǒu shǎo,
[01:44.57] nà yě yǒu nǚ lái yě yǒu nán.
[01:48.08] yě yǒu qí mǎ zuò zhe jiào,
[01:53.89] nà yě yǒu tuī chē bǎ dān ér dān.
[01:57.71] chuān qīng guà zào shì nán ér de hàn,
[02:01.46] pī hóng zhe lǜ shì nǚ chán juān.
[02:05.29] luó chéng cuī mǎ wǎng qián zǒu,
[02:09.08] jiàn yī zuò guà péng ér zuò běi cháo nán.
[02:12.89] shí zì jiē tóu bǎ zhè zhāo pái lì,
[02:16.92] dǒu dà jīn zì ér xiě dé quán.
[02:21.30] dà suàn yī guà zhěng shí liǎng,
[02:25.40] xiǎo suàn yī guà wǔ liǎng sān.
[02:29.41] néng suàn tiān shàng xīng gōng dǒu,
[02:33.52] néng suàn dì shàng shǔ gòng hán.
[02:37.63] luó chéng kàn bà xīn hǎo nǎo,
[02:41.64] niú bí zi lǎo dào nǐ mǎn kǒu hú yán.
[02:45.56] jiào yī shēng zhòng rén shǎn shǎn shǎn,
[02:49.31] wǒ yào dào guà péng bǎ guà zhàn.
[02:53.06] jìn dé mén lái yòng mù kàn,
[02:56.50] jiàn yī wèi dào cháng zuò zài le shàng biān.
[03:00.38] zǒu shàng jìn qián shī yī lǐ,
[03:04.11] zūn yī shēng dào cháng yào nǐ tīng yán.
[03:07.81] wǒ dào cǐ bù wéi bié dì shì,
[03:11.42] nǐ bǎ wǒ shēng chén bā zì ér zhào shàng yī fān.
[03:17.11] dào cháng wén tīng hā hā de xiào,
[03:21.50] nǐ bǎ nà shēng chén bā zì ér bào shàng yī fān.
[03:26.72] bā yé shuō,
[03:28.87] wǒ běn shì jiǎ wǔ nián shēng lái jiǎ wǔ nián zhǎng,
[03:33.75] wǔ yuè shí wǔ de wǔ shí tián.
[03:37.42] bào wán shí chén yī páng zhàn,
[03:41.27] dào cháng hán xiào kāi le yán.
[03:45.08] wéi rén zhàn le yí gè wǔ,
[03:49.58] bù shǎo chī lái bù shǎo chuān.
[03:53.49] wéi rén zhàn le liǎng gè wǔ,
[03:57.10] yāo zhōng bù quē yín zi qián.
[04:01.34] wéi rén zhàn le sān ge wǔ,
[04:05.05] dìng shì cháo tíng yī pǐn dāng guān.
[04:09.04] nǐ rén zhàn le wǔ gè wǔ,
[04:12.65] wǒ suàn nǐ bái hǔ xīng guān jiàng shì lín fán.
[04:17.64] shēng wèi luó mén wèi guì zǐ,
[04:21.68] qín shì fū rén bǎ nǐ tiān.
[04:25.51] yī suì liǎng suì niáng huái bào,
[04:29.11] sān suì sì suì fǔ zhe niáng de jiān.
[04:32.46] wǔ suì liù suì tān wán shuǎ,
[04:36.01] qī suì bā suì niàn shī piān.
[04:39.19] jiǔ suì xué huì le wén wǔ yì,
[04:42.86] shí suì qiāng fǎ shǐ de quán.
[04:46.42] shí yī suì lǐng bīng qù sǎo běi,
[04:50.09] shā sǐ dá ér bǎi wàn qiān.
[04:53.71] shí èr suì yè bǎ dēng zhōu dǎ,
[04:57.10] jiàn shè jīn qián jiù zhōng zhuàng yuán.
[05:00.82] yī shí sān suì mài guò róng xiàn,
[05:04.47] yī shí sì suì míng mǎn cháng ān.
[05:08.73] shí wǔ suì tóu táng bǎo èr zhǔ,
[05:12.58] fú bǎo dà táng jiàn jiāng shān.
[05:16.53] líng yān gé shàng diāo míng xìng,
[05:20.32] jīn nián zhěng hǎo shì èr shí sān.
[05:25.39] luó chéng diǎn tóu wēi hán xiào,
[05:29.35] nǐ zài suàn wǒ yáng shòu duō shào nián.
[05:38.43] dào cháng wén tīng máng bǎi shǒu,
[05:43.17] suàn chū lái kǒng pà nǐ bǎ liǎn fān.
[05:47.27] bā yé shuō,
[05:49.23] nǐ zhǐ guǎn suàn lái zhǐ guǎn suàn,
[05:53.18] wǒ yào shì fān liǎn shì kè yì de bù kān.
[05:56.81] dào cháng shuō,
[05:59.06] wǒ suàn nǐ jīn nián yáng shòu dào,
[06:02.84] duō shuō hái yǒu nà sān sì tiān.
[06:07.19] luó chéng tīng bà xīn hǎo nǎo,
[06:10.88] mà yī shēng lǎo dào nǐ mǎn kǒu hú yán.
[06:14.38] xú sān gē yǔ wǒ suàn guò guà,
[06:18.10] tā suàn wǒ shòu huó dào qī shí sān.
[06:22.03] wǒ yǔ nǐ yī wú chóu lái èr wú yǒu hèn,
[06:25.40] nǐ shì wèi hé gù sǔn qù wǒ de yáng shòu nà wǔ shí nián.
[06:30.90] jīn yì tiān nǐ zhǎo dé chū wǒ de yáng shòu wǔ shí zài,
[06:36.06] wú huà jiǎng lái wú huà yán.
[06:39.45] jīn yì tiān nǐ zhǎo bù chū wǒ de yáng shòu wǔ shí zài,
[06:44.20] tuī dǎo guà péng gǎn chū cháng ān.
[06:48.12] jiāng jūn xī nù yī páng zhàn,
[06:52.64] tīng wǒ bǎ sǔn shòu duì nǐ yán.
[06:56.78] shí yī suì lǐng bīng qù sǎo běi,
[07:00.60] shā sǐ dá ér bǎi wàn qiān.
[07:04.62] hú ér dǎo fǎn suī gāi sǐ,
[07:08.43] hǎo kě tàn bǎi wàn lí mín shòu qiān lián.
[07:13.83] shā sǐ lí mín sǔn yáng shòu,
[07:17.83] sǔn qù yáng shòu zhěng shì shí nián.
[07:21.63] zhè běn shì jūn yé tóu chù sǔn,
[07:25.26] tīng wǒ bǎ èr chù sǔn shòu duì nǐ yán.
[07:29.98] nǐ yǒu gè biǎo xiōng qín shū bǎo,
[07:33.49] nǐ èr rén chuán qiāng dì jiǎn zài hòu huā yuán.
[07:41.18] tā jiào nǐ jiǎn fǎ zhēn xīn shí yì,
[07:44.92] nǐ dì nà luó jiā qiāng fǎ méi yǒu jiào quán.
[07:49.44] huí mǎ qiāng liú xià zhěng sān lù,
[07:53.16] sǔn qù yáng shòu zhěng shì shí nián.
[07:56.88] zhè běn shì jūn yé èr chù sǔn,
[08:00.46] tīng wǒ bǎ sān chù sǔn shòu duì nǐ yán.
[08:04.97] nǐ yǒu gè wǔ gē dān xióng xìn,
[08:08.46] jiǎ jiā lóu kē tóu bài le dì tiān.
[08:12.26] zài luò yáng tā bǎo le wáng shì chōng,
[08:16.00] nǐ bǎo dà táng jiù zài cháng ān.
[08:19.85] huí mǎ qiāng shā sǐ dān xióng xìn,
[08:23.43] sǔn qù yáng shòu zhěng shì shí nián.
[08:26.98] zhè běn shì jūn yé sān chù sǔn,
[08:31.64] tīng wǒ bǎ sì chù sǔn shòu duì nǐ yán.
[08:34.79] táng wáng niàn nǐ shì hǎo hàn,
[08:38.34] jūn chén yǐn jiǔ zài jīn luán.
[08:41.86] ěr tīng qiáo lóu sān gēng xiǎng,
[08:45.60] hǎo dà dǎn lóng chuáng fèng zhěn qù ān mián.
[08:50.30] hǔ xué zhàn le lóng chuáng de wèi,
[08:53.58] sǔn qù yáng shòu zhěng shì shí nián.
[08:57.46] zhè běn shì jūn yé sì chù sǔn,
[09:01.01] tīng wǒ bǎ wǔ chù sǔn shòu wǎng xià yán.
[09:05.61] nǐ yǒu qī qiè shí èr gè,
[09:09.23] nà mèng zhōu hái yǒu nà hù jīn chán.
[09:12.64] hú jīn chán yī sǐ hún bù sàn,
[09:17.52] bēi fēng cǎn cǎn lái dào le yīn jiān.
[09:21.64] wǔ yán luó miàn qián gào xià le zhuàng,
[09:25.62] sǔn qù yáng shòu yòu shì shí nián.
[09:29.28] wǒ de jūn yé ya,
[09:31.20] nín jiā yī jiā lái suàn yī suàn,
[09:33.67] qián hòu zhěng hǎo shì wǔ shí nián.
[09:37.88] luó chéng tīng bà tóu dī xià,
[09:42.53] zhè dào cháng suàn guà sài guò shén xiān.
[09:46.71] qǔ chū wén yín wǔ bǎi liǎng,
[09:50.69] sòng gěi xiān shēng guà lǐ qián.
[09:54.45] xiān shēng bǎi shǒu wǒ kě bú yào,
[09:58.31] huó rén bù huā nǐ sǐ rén de qián.
[10:02.91] liú zhe ba lái liú zhe ba,
[10:06.04] guǐ mén guān shàng zuò pán chán.
[10:11.03] yī jù huà shuō de luó chéng lèi rú yǔ xià,
[10:16.07] cháng tàn yī shēng shì jiù lèi sǎ xiōng qián.
[10:21.44] luó chéng tīng bà dào cháng yī fān yán yǔ,
[10:26.07] xīn zhōng dà dà de bù kuài.
[10:30.20] xiǎng wǒ luó chéng dōng zhēng xī zhàn,
[10:34.13] cái là xià zhè shēn róng yào.
[10:36.95] āi yā, cāng tiān nà, cāng tiān nà.
[10:38.90] wǒ wén tīng xiān cháng jiǎng yī biàn,
[10:49.54] wèi zhuǎn shēn lái lèi lián lián.
[10:53.55] wǒ zhǐ shuō àn shì kuī xīn wú rén jiàn,
[10:57.03] yòu shéi zhī shén fó yǒu yǎn zài shàng guān.
[11:01.58] shuō shí mǒ yī pǐn sān gōng wèi,
[11:05.14] shuō shí mǒ fù guì róng huá wàn wàn nián.
[11:09.07] shuō shí mǒ huáng jīn guò bǎi dòu,
[11:13.20] shuō shí mǒ měi mào de jiāo qī shì tiān xiān.
[11:18.09] hǎo kě tàn fèi jǐn le xīn jī zhōng hé yòng,
[11:24.00] guǐ mén guān qián èr shí sān.
[11:34.15] zūn dào cháng shòu shù yǒu jī yě yǒu sǔn,
[11:39.37] nǐ néng bù néng bǎ wǒ de yáng shòu tiān.
[11:42.39] wǒ duō gěi yín zi duō gěi qián.
[11:46.03] dào cháng bǎi shǒu wǒ kě bù gǎn,
[11:49.46] tiān yì rú cǐ nán bǎ shòu tiān.
[11:52.59] jiào le shēng jūn yé huí tóu kàn,
[11:56.07] zài nà páng lái le zhè tiān shòu de xiān.
[12:00.14] hōng dé bā yé huí tóu kàn,
[12:03.40] dào cháng guà péng qǐ le yún duān.
[12:06.55] yī fēng shū xìn luò zài le dì,
[12:09.61] nà bǐ mò wèi gàn xiě dé quán.
[12:12.76] shàng xiě zhe xiū dāng wǒ shì yāo lái xiū dāng wǒ shì guài,
[12:18.90] wǒ běn shì xú mào gōng de shī fù lǐ jìng xiān.
[12:23.21] wǒ suàn nǐ jīn nián yáng shòu dào,
[12:26.22] nán guò jīn nián èr shí sān.
[12:29.77] nǐ sǐ bù zài cháng ān dì,
[12:33.43] zhōu xī pō qián luàn jiàn zǎn.
[12:37.45] luó chéng zhèng zài wéi nán chù,
[12:40.84] nà sān shēng dà pào xiǎng lián tiān.
[12:43.91] zhōu xī pō fǎn le liú hēi tǎ,
[12:47.17] yào duó dà táng jiàn jiāng shān.
[12:50.39] jiàn chéng yuán jí guà shuài yìn,
[12:53.34] luó chéng zuò le zhè xiān xíng de guān.
[12:56.58] zhōu xī pō yī chǎng zhàn,
[12:59.06] shì shā dé rén yǎng mǎ yòu fān.
[13:01.98] luó chéng dān qiāng pǐ mǎ qù jiāo zhàn,
[13:05.61] yū ní hé shèn zhù le mǎ lián huán.
[13:08.67] sū liè yī jiàn hā hā de xiào,
[13:11.72] jiào yī shēng sān jūn luàn jiàn zǎn.
[13:14.67] bái hǔ xīng zhèn qián guī le wèi,
[13:17.50] lín sǐ zhǐ shì cái èr shí sān.
[13:21.45] zhè běn shì luó chéng suàn guà yí gè gǔ duàn,
[13:25.16] wǒ yuàn zhū wèi jū jiā huān xiào shì fú shòu mián mián.
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