han xin suan gua 2005. 06. 11

韩信算卦(2005.06.11)
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Song 韩信算卦(2005.06.11)
Artist 岳云鹏
Album 岳云鹏相声集
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[00:00.00] 下面请您欣赏拆唱太平歌词《韩信算卦》
[00:06.00] 表演者:李云杰、岳云鹏
[00:17.00] 节目一场挨着一场,这一次由我们哥俩给您唱一段,拆唱太平歌词《韩信算卦》
[00:23.30] 咱们闲话少说,打板就唱
[00:32.00] 那汉高祖有道坐江山,有君正臣贤万民安。
[00:49.00] 有一个三齐贤王名叫韩信,他灭罢了楚国把这社稷安
[01:00.00] 这一日闲暇无事跨雕鞍在那街前散逛,见一座卦棚儿摆在了路南
[01:12.00] 卦棚里坐定了一位道长,那仙容道骨,骨道非凡
[01:24.00] 九梁道巾头上啊戴,有那八卦仙衣在这身上穿
[01:34.00] 那水火丝绦在腰中系,水袜云履在二足穿
[01:43.00] 他甩镫离鞍下了战马,进卦棚抽出来这一根签,他未曾开言面带着笑
[01:57.00] 尊一声:“道长,要你听言,你算一算万马营中谁能为首?
[02:06.00] 帅字旗能立在谁的门前?谁能饮高皇三杯御酒?黄金印能挂在谁的胸前?
[02:20.00] 道长闻听睁开了慧眼,忙把那铜盒就拿在了手间
[02:30.00] 有三个青铜钱放在了里边,他着哗嘟啷楞,哗嘟啷楞,哗啷了半天
[02:38.00] 有那单单单还有那册册册,忙把这卦子摆个周全
[02:48.00] 那看罢了多时开言道,口尊声来人要你听言
[02:56.00] 我算定万马营中你能为首,帅字旗能立在你的门前
[03:07.00] 你能饮高皇三杯御酒,黄金印能挂在你的胸前
[03:16.00] 算得一个三齐贤王哈哈大笑,这道长算卦果过了神仙
[03:25.00] 你还得给我掐你还得给我算,你算一算寿活我多少年
[03:34.00] 道长闻听忙摆手,算出来啊恐怕你把脸翻
[03:43.00] 一不用掐二不用算,我算你寿活到三十三
[03:51.00] 闻此言三齐贤王冲冲大怒,大胆老道你这满口胡言
[03:59.00] 我朝的张良与我算过卦,那他算我寿活到七十三
[04:08.00] 我与你一无仇来二无有恨,你是为何故损去我的阳寿那四十年
[04:19.00] 那找回来阳寿饶尔不死,若不然青锋剑下你活不全
[04:27.00] 道长含笑忙站起,尊一声将军要你听言
[04:36.00] 你朝那张良他会算不会破,听我把原因儿说个周全
[04:46.00] 一不该,九里山前活埋你的母,老天爷损寿一个八年
[04:55.00] 二不该,问路把樵夫斩,老天爷损寿二个八年
[05:03.00] 三不该,设下九龙埋伏计,这老天爷损寿三个八年
[05:12.00] 四不该,乌江岸上逼霸王拔剑自刎,老天爷损寿四个八年
[05:21.00] 五不该,受了高皇二十单四拜,臣欺君损寿五个八年
[05:30.00] 五八损去你四十年的寿,将军想你还能寿活着多少年
[05:41.00] 算得一个三齐贤王长叹气,看起来啊争名夺利也是枉然
[05:50.00] 韩信抬头再一看,不见这卦棚在哪边
[05:59.00] 那一片青云飘飘去,到账飘飘摇摇上了九天
[06:10.00] 我一言唱不尽这韩信算卦,我是愿诸位那福如东海是寿比天齐
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[06:29.00] 大家爱听,再给大伙返一段。谢谢您的掌声鼓励
[06:33.00] 再唱一段儿《鹬蚌相争》
[06:37.00] 打板就唱
[06:43.00] 昨日里阴天渭水寒,出了水的蛤蚌儿晒在了沙滩
[06:55.00] 半悬空落下了鹬鹰子,抿翅收翎往下扦
[07:05.00] 鹰扦蚌肉疼难忍,蚌夹鹰嘴两翅扇
[07:13.00] 打南边来了渔翁一位,有一位渔翁是来到了岸边
[07:23.00] 他道说欢喜欢喜真欢喜,蛤了蚌儿就酒鹬鹰换钱
[07:33.00] 有鹬鹰落下了这伤心的泪,叫一声蛤蚌儿要你听言
[07:46.00] 早知道落在了渔人手,倒不如你归大海我上高山
[07:57.00] 你归大海饮天水,我上高山乐安然
[08:06.00] 这就是鹬蚌相争渔人得利,你是伸头容易是退头难
[00:00.00] xia mian qing nin xin shang chai chang tai ping ge ci han xin suan gua
[00:06.00] biao yan zhe: li yun jie yue yun peng
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[00:23.30] zan men xian hua shao shuo, da ban jiu chang
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[00:49.00] you yi ge san qi xian wang ming jiao han xin, ta mie ba le chu guo ba zhe she ji an
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[01:12.00] gua peng li zuo ding le yi wei dao chang, na xian rong dao gu, gu dao fei fan
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[01:57.00] zun yi sheng:" dao chang, yao ni ting yan, ni suan yi suan wan ma ying zhong shui neng wei shou?
[02:06.00] shuai zi qi neng li zai shui de men qian? shui neng yin gao huang san bei yu jiu? huang jin yin neng gua zai shui de xiong qian?
[02:20.00] dao chang wen ting zheng kai le hui yan, mang ba na tong he jiu na zai le shou jian
[02:30.00] you san ge qing tong qian fang zai le li bian, ta zhe hua du lang leng, hua du lang leng, hua lang le ban tian
[02:38.00] you na dan dan dan hai you na ce ce ce, mang ba zhe gua zi bai ge zhou quan
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[02:56.00] wo suan ding wan ma ying zhong ni neng wei shou, shuai zi qi neng li zai ni de men qian
[03:07.00] ni neng yin gao huang san bei yu jiu, huang jin yin neng gua zai ni de xiong qian
[03:16.00] suan de yi ge san qi xian wang ha ha da xiao, zhe dao chang suan gua guo guo le shen xian
[03:25.00] ni hai de gei wo qia ni hai de gei wo suan, ni suan yi suan shou huo wo duo shao nian
[03:34.00] dao chang wen ting mang bai shou, suan chu lai a kong pa ni ba lian fan
[03:43.00] yi bu yong qia er bu yong suan, wo suan ni shou huo dao san shi san
[03:51.00] wen ci yan san qi xian wang chong chong da nu, da dan lao dao ni zhe man kou hu yan
[03:59.00] wo chao de zhang liang yu wo suan guo gua, na ta suan wo shou huo dao qi shi san
[04:08.00] wo yu ni yi wu chou lai er wu you hen, ni shi wei he gu sun qu wo de yang shou na si shi nian
[04:19.00] na zhao hui lai yang shou rao er bu si, ruo bu ran qing feng jian xia ni huo bu quan
[04:27.00] dao chang han xiao mang zhan qi, zun yi sheng jiang jun yao ni ting yan
[04:36.00] ni chao na zhang liang ta hui suan bu hui po, ting wo ba yuan yin er shuo ge zhou quan
[04:46.00] yi bu gai, jiu li shan qian huo mai ni de mu, lao tian ye sun shou yi ge ba nian
[04:55.00] er bu gai, wen lu ba qiao fu zhan, lao tian ye sun shou er ge ba nian
[05:03.00] san bu gai, she xia jiu long mai fu ji, zhe lao tian ye sun shou san ge ba nian
[05:12.00] si bu gai, wu jiang an shang bi ba wang ba jian zi wen, lao tian ye sun shou si ge ba nian
[05:21.00] wu bu gai, shou le gao huang er shi dan si bai, chen qi jun sun shou wu ge ba nian
[05:30.00] wu ba sun qu ni si shi nian de shou, jiang jun xiang ni hai neng shou huo zhe duo shao nian
[05:41.00] suan de yi ge san qi xian wang chang tan qi, kan qi lai a zheng ming duo li ye shi wang ran
[05:50.00] han xin tai tou zai yi kan, bu jian zhe gua peng zai na bian
[05:59.00] na yi pian qing yun piao piao qu, dao zhang piao piao yao yao shang le jiu tian
[06:10.00] wo yi yan chang bu jin zhe han xin suan gua, wo shi yuan zhu wei na fu ru dong hai shi shou bi tian qi
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[06:29.00] da jia ai ting, zai gei da huo fan yi duan. xie xie nin de zhang sheng gu li
[06:33.00] zai chang yi duan er yu bang xiang zheng
[06:37.00] da ban jiu chang
[06:43.00] zuo ri li yin tian wei shui han, chu le shui de ha bang er shai zai le sha tan
[06:55.00] ban xuan kong la xia le yu ying zi, min chi shou ling wang xia qian
[07:05.00] ying qian bang rou teng nan ren, bang jia ying zui liang chi shan
[07:13.00] da nan bian lai le yu weng yi wei, you yi wei yu weng shi lai dao le an bian
[07:23.00] ta dao shuo huan xi huan xi zhen huan xi, ha le bang er jiu jiu yu ying huan qian
[07:33.00] you yu ying la xia le zhe shang xin de lei, jiao yi sheng ha bang er yao ni ting yan
[07:46.00] zao zhi dao luo zai le yu ren shou, dao bu ru ni gui da hai wo shang gao shan
[07:57.00] ni gui da hai yin tian shui, wo shang gao shan le an ran
[08:06.00] zhe jiu shi yu bang xiang zheng yu ren de li, ni shi shen tou rong yi shi tui tou nan
[00:00.00] xià miàn qǐng nín xīn shǎng chāi chàng tài píng gē cí hán xìn suàn guà
[00:06.00] biǎo yǎn zhě: lǐ yún jié yuè yún péng
[00:17.00] jié mù yī chǎng āi zhe yī chǎng, zhè yī cì yóu wǒ men gē liǎ gěi nín chàng yī duàn, chāi chàng tài píng gē cí hán xìn suàn guà
[00:23.30] zán men xián huà shǎo shuō, dǎ bǎn jiù chàng
[00:32.00] nà hàn gāo zǔ yǒu dào zuò jiāng shān, yǒu jūn zhèng chén xián wàn mín ān.
[00:49.00] yǒu yí gè sān qí xián wáng míng jiào hán xìn, tā miè bà le chǔ guó bǎ zhè shè jì ān
[01:00.00] zhè yī rì xián xiá wú shì kuà diāo ān zài nà jiē qián sàn guàng, jiàn yī zuò guà péng ér bǎi zài le lù nán
[01:12.00] guà péng lǐ zuò dìng le yī wèi dào cháng, nà xiān róng dào gǔ, gǔ dào fēi fán
[01:24.00] jiǔ liáng dào jīn tóu shàng a dài, yǒu nà bā guà xiān yī zài zhè shēn shàng chuān
[01:34.00] nà shuǐ huǒ sī tāo zài yāo zhōng xì, shuǐ wà yún lǚ zài èr zú chuān
[01:43.00] tā shuǎi dèng lí ān xià le zhàn mǎ, jìn guà péng chōu chū lái zhè yī gēn qiān, tā wèi zēng kāi yán miàn dài zhe xiào
[01:57.00] zūn yī shēng:" dào cháng, yào nǐ tīng yán, nǐ suàn yī suàn wàn mǎ yíng zhōng shuí néng wéi shǒu?
[02:06.00] shuài zì qí néng lì zài shuí de mén qián? shuí néng yǐn gāo huáng sān bēi yù jiǔ? huáng jīn yìn néng guà zài shuí de xiōng qián?
[02:20.00] dào cháng wén tīng zhēng kāi le huì yǎn, máng bǎ nà tóng hé jiù ná zài le shǒu jiān
[02:30.00] yǒu sān ge qīng tóng qián fàng zài le lǐ biān, tā zhe huā dū lāng léng, huā dū lāng léng, huā lāng le bàn tiān
[02:38.00] yǒu nà dān dān dān hái yǒu nà cè cè cè, máng bǎ zhè guà zi bǎi gè zhōu quán
[02:48.00] nà kàn bà le duō shí kāi yán dào, kǒu zūn shēng lái rén yào nǐ tīng yán
[02:56.00] wǒ suàn dìng wàn mǎ yíng zhōng nǐ néng wéi shǒu, shuài zì qí néng lì zài nǐ de mén qián
[03:07.00] nǐ néng yǐn gāo huáng sān bēi yù jiǔ, huáng jīn yìn néng guà zài nǐ de xiōng qián
[03:16.00] suàn de yí gè sān qí xián wáng hā hā dà xiào, zhè dào cháng suàn guà guǒ guò le shén xiān
[03:25.00] nǐ hái dé gěi wǒ qiā nǐ hái dé gěi wǒ suàn, nǐ suàn yī suàn shòu huó wǒ duō shào nián
[03:34.00] dào cháng wén tīng máng bǎi shǒu, suàn chū lái a kǒng pà nǐ bǎ liǎn fān
[03:43.00] yī bù yòng qiā èr bù yòng suàn, wǒ suàn nǐ shòu huó dào sān shí sān
[03:51.00] wén cǐ yán sān qí xián wáng chōng chōng dà nù, dà dǎn lǎo dào nǐ zhè mǎn kǒu hú yán
[03:59.00] wǒ cháo de zhāng liáng yǔ wǒ suàn guò guà, nà tā suàn wǒ shòu huó dào qī shí sān
[04:08.00] wǒ yǔ nǐ yī wú chóu lái èr wú yǒu hèn, nǐ shì wèi hé gù sǔn qù wǒ de yáng shòu nà sì shí nián
[04:19.00] nà zhǎo huí lái yáng shòu ráo ěr bù sǐ, ruò bù rán qīng fēng jiàn xià nǐ huó bù quán
[04:27.00] dào cháng hán xiào máng zhàn qǐ, zūn yī shēng jiāng jūn yào nǐ tīng yán
[04:36.00] nǐ cháo nà zhāng liáng tā huì suàn bú huì pò, tīng wǒ bǎ yuán yīn ér shuō gè zhōu quán
[04:46.00] yī bù gāi, jiǔ lǐ shān qián huó mái nǐ de mǔ, lǎo tiān yé sǔn shòu yí gè bā nián
[04:55.00] èr bù gāi, wèn lù bǎ qiáo fū zhǎn, lǎo tiān yé sǔn shòu èr gè bā nián
[05:03.00] sān bù gāi, shè xià jiǔ lóng mái fú jì, zhè lǎo tiān yé sǔn shòu sān ge bā nián
[05:12.00] sì bù gāi, wū jiāng àn shàng bī bà wáng bá jiàn zì wěn, lǎo tiān yé sǔn shòu sì gè bā nián
[05:21.00] wǔ bù gāi, shòu le gāo huáng èr shí dān sì bài, chén qī jūn sǔn shòu wǔ gè bā nián
[05:30.00] wǔ bā sǔn qù nǐ sì shí nián de shòu, jiāng jūn xiǎng nǐ hái néng shòu huó zhe duō shào nián
[05:41.00] suàn de yí gè sān qí xián wáng cháng tàn qì, kàn qǐ lái a zhēng míng duó lì yě shì wǎng rán
[05:50.00] hán xìn tái tóu zài yī kàn, bú jiàn zhè guà péng zài nǎ bian
[05:59.00] nà yī piàn qīng yún piāo piāo qù, dào zhàng piāo piāo yáo yáo shàng le jiǔ tiān
[06:10.00] wǒ yī yán chàng bù jìn zhè hán xìn suàn guà, wǒ shì yuàn zhū wèi nà fú rú dōng hǎi shì shòu bǐ tiān qí
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[06:29.00] dà jiā ài tīng, zài gěi dà huǒ fǎn yī duàn. xiè xiè nín de zhǎng shēng gǔ lì
[06:33.00] zài chàng yī duàn ér yù bàng xiāng zhēng
[06:37.00] dǎ bǎn jiù chàng
[06:43.00] zuó rì lǐ yīn tiān wèi shuǐ hán, chū le shuǐ de há bàng ér shài zài le shā tān
[06:55.00] bàn xuán kōng là xià le yù yīng zi, mǐn chì shōu líng wǎng xià qiān
[07:05.00] yīng qiān bàng ròu téng nán rěn, bàng jiā yīng zuǐ liǎng chì shàn
[07:13.00] dǎ nán biān lái le yú wēng yī wèi, yǒu yī wèi yú wēng shì lái dào le àn biān
[07:23.00] tā dào shuō huān xǐ huān xǐ zhēn huān xǐ, há le bàng ér jiù jiǔ yù yīng huàn qián
[07:33.00] yǒu yù yīng là xià le zhè shāng xīn de lèi, jiào yī shēng há bàng ér yào nǐ tīng yán
[07:46.00] zǎo zhī dao luò zài le yú rén shǒu, dào bù rú nǐ guī dà hǎi wǒ shàng gāo shān
[07:57.00] nǐ guī dà hǎi yǐn tiān shuǐ, wǒ shàng gāo shān lè ān rán
[08:06.00] zhè jiù shì yù bàng xiāng zhēng yú rén dé lì, nǐ shì shēn tóu róng yì shì tuì tóu nán
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