yu bang xiang zheng 2011. 4. 8 guo de gang dan kou xiang sheng zhuan chang

鹬蚌相争(2011.4.8 郭德纲单口相声专场)
yu bang xiang zheng 2011. 4. 8 guo de gang dan kou xiang sheng zhuan chang Lyrics

Song 鹬蚌相争(2011.4.8 郭德纲单口相声专场)
Artist 岳云鹏
Album 岳云鹏相声集
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[00:00.433] 粉丝:吁~
[00:02.863] 粉丝:新婚快乐
[00:03.652] 岳岳:谢谢谢谢
[00:04.488] 粉丝:新婚快乐
[00:07.490] 岳岳:谢谢大姐谢谢
[00:09.179] 粉丝:哈哈哈,,,,,,,,笑什么的呀
[00:13.326] ~~~~~~~~~~
[00:13.619] 岳岳:我呀上台跟大伙再聊几句,为什么聊几句呢?
[00:17.865] 刚才这位小兄弟,他叫张云雷(二爷)。
[00:21.645] 六年前,我们哥俩是好朋友,
[00:25.546] (粉丝:哈哈哈,吁~)
[00:28.793] 六年后,我们哥俩依然是好朋友
[00:32.109] ,六年以后,回来以后,反正,帅了,是吧?
[00:37.866] 刚才我们两个在后台照镜子,呃~我,
[00:40.792] 粉丝:吁~)
[00:45.011] 我们俩同时往那一站,
[00:46.339] 我说师傅你看我们俩谁帅,
[00:47.857] 我师傅扭头走啦,
[00:50.963] 算啦,算啦,啊,那就不比啦,
[00:54.260] 他呀,是一个,一个挺好的小伙子,
[00:57.377] 真是,挺喜欢的,
[00:59.291] 嗓子好,嗓子特别的好,
[01:01.958] 之前走之前呐~,
[01:03.526] 就是回天津之前,
[01:05.206] 他有亮音,
[01:06.555] 现在可能倒仓了,
[01:08.154] 我们都说倒仓,倒仓完以后呢,
[01:10.099] 这个亮音可能不多了,没有那么高了,
[01:12.875] 但是依然有味,
[01:14.284] 唱太平歌词,
[01:15.527] 这您知道啊,得需要鼻音,
[01:17.385] 啊、感冒时候唱特别好,
[01:19.824] (粉丝:哈哈哈)
[01:21.147] 真的,重感冒最好听了,
[01:23.338] 就这样,杭州美景,吁,
[01:28.368] (粉丝:哈哈哈)
[01:29.839] 就就那种感觉最好听了,
[01:31.420] 知道吧,
[01:32.272] 我不行,我不行,我我我这人呢
[01:34.278] 唱什么都女了女气的,是吧
[01:36.590] (粉丝:吁~)
[01:40.513] 起什么哄啊,朋友们,
[01:42.276] (粉丝:吁~)
[01:44.433] 有意思吗?
[01:45.617] (粉丝:有~)
[01:47.577] 好吧好吧~
[01:49.287] (粉丝:哈哈哈)
[01:51.442] 不要再闹了啊,我为什么上来跟大伙聊几句呢?
[01:55.243] 因为啊,我师傅上厕所啦。
[01:57.219] (粉丝:哈哈哈)
[01:59.767] 本来是我师傅接着说那个《任老道》,上厕所了
[02:03.650] ,我一瞧,我师傅上厕所了,我说赶紧吧,
[02:05.180] 换上大褂我就上来跟这个小兄弟跟大伙再聊几句,
[02:09.924] 这样吧,让我们这个小兄弟再给您唱一个小段,
[02:13.496] 好不好?(粉丝:好)
[02:16.043] 准备了吗?(粉丝:哈哈哈)
[02:20.607] 准备了吗?啊?听见什么了就好,
[02:37.496] 再唱一个鹬蚌相争,一个小段,
[02:39.713] 啊?一块唱?(粉丝:一块唱)一块唱,
[02:43.393] 我怕我想不起来,让他唱,
[02:47.946] 他哪忘了,我就接着唱,好不好?
[02:50.521] (粉丝:好)
[02:51.638] 来,要不你站这来,你你你逗哏的位置,我捧回哏,怎么样(粉丝:好)
[03:11.547] 昨日里阴天渭水寒
[03:18.883] 出了水的河蚌儿晒在了沙滩
[03:24.255] 那半悬空落下了鱼鹰子
[03:30.237] 抿翅收翎往下扦
[03:35.028] 那鹰扦蚌肉疼难忍
[03:40.415] 蚌夹鹰嘴两翅扇
[03:45.290] 打南边就来了渔翁一位
[03:50.051] 那有一位渔翁是来到了岸边
[03:54.800] 他倒说欢喜欢喜真欢喜
[04:01.050] 捉来蚌儿就酒与鹬子换钱
[04:05.600] 有鹬鹰落下了这伤心的泪
[04:10.296] 歌一声河蚌儿要你听言
[04:15.163] 早知道落在了渔人手
[04:20.543] 倒不如你归大海我上高山
[04:26.123] 你归大海饮天水
[04:30.841] 我上高山乐安然
[04:35.280] 这就是鹬蚌相争渔人得利了
[04:40.936] 你是伸头容易是退头难
[00:00.433] fen si: xu
[00:02.863] fen si: xin hun kuai le
[00:03.652] yue yue: xie xie xie xie
[00:04.488] fen si: xin hun kuai le
[00:07.490] yue yue: xie xie da jie xie xie
[00:09.179] fen si: ha ha ha,,,,,,,, xiao shen me de ya
[00:13.326]
[00:13.619] yue yue: wo ya shang tai gen da huo zai liao ji ju, wei shi me liao ji ju ne?
[00:17.865] gang cai zhe wei xiao xiong di, ta jiao zhang yun lei er ye.
[00:21.645] liu nian qian, wo men ge lia shi hao peng you,
[00:25.546] fen si: ha ha ha, xu
[00:28.793] liu nian hou, wo men ge lia yi ran shi hao peng you
[00:32.109] , liu nian yi hou, hui lai yi hou, fan zheng, shuai le, shi ba?
[00:37.866] gang cai wo men liang ge zai hou tai zhao jing zi, e wo,
[00:40.792] fen si: xu
[00:45.011] wo men lia tong shi wang na yi zhan,
[00:46.339] wo shuo shi fu ni kan wo men lia shui shuai,
[00:47.857] wo shi fu niu tou zou la,
[00:50.963] suan la, suan la, a, na jiu bu bi la,
[00:54.260] ta ya, shi yi ge, yi ge ting hao de xiao huo zi,
[00:57.377] zhen shi, ting xi huan de,
[00:59.291] sang zi hao, sang zi te bie de hao,
[01:01.958] zhi qian zou zhi qian na,
[01:03.526] jiu shi hui tian jin zhi qian,
[01:05.206] ta you liang yin,
[01:06.555] xian zai ke neng dao cang le,
[01:08.154] wo men dou shuo dao cang, dao cang wan yi hou ne,
[01:10.099] zhe ge liang yin ke neng bu duo le, mei you na me gao le,
[01:12.875] dan shi yi ran you wei,
[01:14.284] chang tai ping ge ci,
[01:15.527] zhe nin zhi dao a, de xu yao bi yin,
[01:17.385] a gan mao shi hou chang te bie hao,
[01:19.824] fen si: ha ha ha
[01:21.147] zhen de, zhong gan mao zui hao ting le,
[01:23.338] jiu zhe yang, hang zhou mei jing, xu,
[01:28.368] fen si: ha ha ha
[01:29.839] jiu jiu na zhong gan jue zui hao ting le,
[01:31.420] zhi dao ba,
[01:32.272] wo bu xing, wo bu xing, wo wo wo zhe ren ne
[01:34.278] chang shen me dou nv le nv qi de, shi ba
[01:36.590] fen si: xu
[01:40.513] qi shen me hong a, peng you men,
[01:42.276] fen si: xu
[01:44.433] you yi si ma?
[01:45.617] fen si: you
[01:47.577] hao ba hao ba
[01:49.287] fen si: ha ha ha
[01:51.442] bu yao zai nao le a, wo wei shi me shang lai gen da huo liao ji ju ne?
[01:55.243] yin wei a, wo shi fu shang ce suo la.
[01:57.219] fen si: ha ha ha
[01:59.767] ben lai shi wo shi fu jie zhe shuo na ge ren lao dao, shang ce suo le
[02:03.650] , wo yi qiao, wo shi fu shang ce suo le, wo shuo gan jin ba,
[02:05.180] huan shang da gua wo jiu shang lai gen zhe ge xiao xiong di gen da huo zai liao ji ju,
[02:09.924] zhe yang ba, rang wo men zhe ge xiao xiong di zai gei nin chang yi ge xiao duan,
[02:13.496] hao bu hao? fen si: hao
[02:16.043] zhun bei le ma? fen si: ha ha ha
[02:20.607] zhun bei le ma? a? ting jian shen me le jiu hao,
[02:37.496] zai chang yi ge yu bang xiang zheng, yi ge xiao duan,
[02:39.713] a? yi kuai chang? fen si: yi kuai chang yi kuai chang,
[02:43.393] wo pa wo xiang bu qi lai, rang ta chang,
[02:47.946] ta na wang le, wo jiu jie zhe chang, hao bu hao?
[02:50.521] fen si: hao
[02:51.638] lai, yao bu ni zhan zhe lai, ni ni ni dou gen de wei zhi, wo peng hui gen, zen me yang fen si: hao
[03:11.547] zuo ri li yin tian wei shui han
[03:18.883] chu le shui de he bang er shai zai le sha tan
[03:24.255] na ban xuan kong la xia le yu ying zi
[03:30.237] min chi shou ling wang xia qian
[03:35.028] na ying qian bang rou teng nan ren
[03:40.415] bang jia ying zui liang chi shan
[03:45.290] da nan bian jiu lai le yu weng yi wei
[03:50.051] na you yi wei yu weng shi lai dao le an bian
[03:54.800] ta dao shuo huan xi huan xi zhen huan xi
[04:01.050] zhuo lai bang er jiu jiu yu yu zi huan qian
[04:05.600] you yu ying la xia le zhe shang xin de lei
[04:10.296] ge yi sheng he bang er yao ni ting yan
[04:15.163] zao zhi dao luo zai le yu ren shou
[04:20.543] dao bu ru ni gui da hai wo shang gao shan
[04:26.123] ni gui da hai yin tian shui
[04:30.841] wo shang gao shan le an ran
[04:35.280] zhe jiu shi yu bang xiang zheng yu ren de li le
[04:40.936] ni shi shen tou rong yi shi tui tou nan
[00:00.433] fěn sī: xū
[00:02.863] fěn sī: xīn hūn kuài lè
[00:03.652] yuè yuè: xiè xiè xiè xiè
[00:04.488] fěn sī: xīn hūn kuài lè
[00:07.490] yuè yuè: xiè xiè dà jiě xiè xiè
[00:09.179] fěn sī: hā hā hā,,,,,,,, xiào shén me de ya
[00:13.326]
[00:13.619] yuè yuè: wǒ ya shàng tái gēn dà huǒ zài liáo jǐ jù, wèi shí me liáo jǐ jù ne?
[00:17.865] gāng cái zhè wèi xiǎo xiōng dì, tā jiào zhāng yún léi èr yé.
[00:21.645] liù nián qián, wǒ men gē liǎ shì hǎo péng you,
[00:25.546] fěn sī: hā hā hā, xū
[00:28.793] liù nián hòu, wǒ men gē liǎ yī rán shì hǎo péng you
[00:32.109] , liù nián yǐ hòu, huí lái yǐ hòu, fǎn zhèng, shuài le, shì ba?
[00:37.866] gāng cái wǒ men liǎng gè zài hòu tái zhào jìng zi, è wǒ,
[00:40.792] fěn sī: xū
[00:45.011] wǒ men liǎ tóng shí wǎng nà yī zhàn,
[00:46.339] wǒ shuō shī fū nǐ kàn wǒ men liǎ shuí shuài,
[00:47.857] wǒ shī fū niǔ tóu zǒu la,
[00:50.963] suàn la, suàn la, a, nà jiù bù bǐ la,
[00:54.260] tā ya, shì yí gè, yí gè tǐng hǎo de xiǎo huǒ zi,
[00:57.377] zhēn shì, tǐng xǐ huān de,
[00:59.291] sǎng zi hǎo, sǎng zi tè bié de hǎo,
[01:01.958] zhī qián zǒu zhī qián nà,
[01:03.526] jiù shì huí tiān jīn zhī qián,
[01:05.206] tā yǒu liàng yīn,
[01:06.555] xiàn zài kě néng dǎo cāng le,
[01:08.154] wǒ men dōu shuō dǎo cāng, dǎo cāng wán yǐ hòu ne,
[01:10.099] zhè gè liàng yīn kě néng bù duō le, méi yǒu nà me gāo le,
[01:12.875] dàn shì yī rán yǒu wèi,
[01:14.284] chàng tài píng gē cí,
[01:15.527] zhè nín zhī dào a, dé xū yào bí yīn,
[01:17.385] a gǎn mào shí hòu chàng tè bié hǎo,
[01:19.824] fěn sī: hā hā hā
[01:21.147] zhēn de, zhòng gǎn mào zuì hǎo tīng le,
[01:23.338] jiù zhè yàng, háng zhōu měi jǐng, xū,
[01:28.368] fěn sī: hā hā hā
[01:29.839] jiù jiù nà zhǒng gǎn jué zuì hǎo tīng le,
[01:31.420] zhī dào ba,
[01:32.272] wǒ bù xíng, wǒ bù xíng, wǒ wǒ wǒ zhè rén ne
[01:34.278] chàng shén me dōu nǚ le nǚ qì de, shì ba
[01:36.590] fěn sī: xū
[01:40.513] qǐ shén me hōng a, péng yǒu men,
[01:42.276] fěn sī: xū
[01:44.433] yǒu yì sī ma?
[01:45.617] fěn sī: yǒu
[01:47.577] hǎo ba hǎo ba
[01:49.287] fěn sī: hā hā hā
[01:51.442] bú yào zài nào le a, wǒ wèi shí me shàng lái gēn dà huǒ liáo jǐ jù ne?
[01:55.243] yīn wèi a, wǒ shī fū shàng cè suǒ la.
[01:57.219] fěn sī: hā hā hā
[01:59.767] běn lái shì wǒ shī fū jiē zhe shuō nà gè rèn lǎo dào, shàng cè suǒ le
[02:03.650] , wǒ yī qiáo, wǒ shī fū shàng cè suǒ le, wǒ shuō gǎn jǐn ba,
[02:05.180] huàn shàng dà guà wǒ jiù shàng lái gēn zhè gè xiǎo xiōng dì gēn dà huǒ zài liáo jǐ jù,
[02:09.924] zhè yàng ba, ràng wǒ men zhè gè xiǎo xiōng dì zài gěi nín chàng yí gè xiǎo duàn,
[02:13.496] hǎo bù hǎo? fěn sī: hǎo
[02:16.043] zhǔn bèi le ma? fěn sī: hā hā hā
[02:20.607] zhǔn bèi le ma? a? tīng jiàn shén me le jiù hǎo,
[02:37.496] zài chàng yí gè yù bàng xiāng zhēng, yí gè xiǎo duàn,
[02:39.713] a? yí kuài chàng? fěn sī: yí kuài chàng yí kuài chàng,
[02:43.393] wǒ pà wǒ xiǎng bù qǐ lái, ràng tā chàng,
[02:47.946] tā nǎ wàng le, wǒ jiù jiē zhe chàng, hǎo bù hǎo?
[02:50.521] fěn sī: hǎo
[02:51.638] lái, yào bù nǐ zhàn zhè lái, nǐ nǐ nǐ dòu gén de wèi zhì, wǒ pěng huí gén, zěn me yàng fěn sī: hǎo
[03:11.547] zuó rì lǐ yīn tiān wèi shuǐ hán
[03:18.883] chū le shuǐ de hé bàng ér shài zài le shā tān
[03:24.255] nà bàn xuán kōng là xià le yú yīng zi
[03:30.237] mǐn chì shōu líng wǎng xià qiān
[03:35.028] nà yīng qiān bàng ròu téng nán rěn
[03:40.415] bàng jiā yīng zuǐ liǎng chì shàn
[03:45.290] dǎ nán biān jiù lái le yú wēng yī wèi
[03:50.051] nà yǒu yī wèi yú wēng shì lái dào le àn biān
[03:54.800] tā dào shuō huān xǐ huān xǐ zhēn huān xǐ
[04:01.050] zhuō lái bàng ér jiù jiǔ yǔ yù zi huàn qián
[04:05.600] yǒu yù yīng là xià le zhè shāng xīn de lèi
[04:10.296] gē yī shēng hé bàng ér yào nǐ tīng yán
[04:15.163] zǎo zhī dao luò zài le yú rén shǒu
[04:20.543] dào bù rú nǐ guī dà hǎi wǒ shàng gāo shān
[04:26.123] nǐ guī dà hǎi yǐn tiān shuǐ
[04:30.841] wǒ shàng gāo shān lè ān rán
[04:35.280] zhè jiù shì yù bàng xiāng zhēng yú rén dé lì le
[04:40.936] nǐ shì shēn tóu róng yì shì tuì tóu nán
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