| [00:03.827] | 谢谢朋友们热情的掌声 |
| [00:07.014] | 刚才我师父给您说了一段枪毙任老道 |
| [00:10.305] | 这是一个单口相声 |
| [00:11.977] | 我师父一个人叫单口相声 |
| [00:15.112] | 单口相声的形式不是特别多见 |
| [00:17.881] | 也不是每一个人都能说单口相声 |
| [00:20.493] | 旁边没有人辅佐 |
| [00:22.687] | 旁边站一个傻了吧唧。。。就是 |
| [00:26.083] | 站一人，啊 |
| [00:28.931] | 你懂得，这个 |
| [00:32.300] | 旁边站了一个于老师 |
| [00:34.730] | 对口相声 |
| [00:35.879] | 俩人呢，你一言，我一语 |
| [00:38.700] | 扔过来，递过去 |
| [00:40.424] | 配合一定要默契 |
| [00:42.122] | 一个人最难说 |
| [00:43.611] | 旁边没有人搭茬 |
| [00:45.675] | 嗯、啊、是，没有这个 |
| [00:47.373] | 他得自己来 |
| [00:48.522] | 所以说一个人说是最难的 |
| [00:50.586] | 今天我接受了一个微访谈 |
| [00:52.780] | 有很多人都说 |
| [00:53.721] | 小岳你来一个单口相声 |
| [00:56.020] | 不是说我来不了 |
| [00:57.900] | 我是真来不了 |
| [01:00.695] | 因为啊，太难 |
| [01:03.595] | 这一个人往这一站 |
| [01:04.875] | 旁边没有孙老师（孙越） |
| [01:06.756] | 也没有史老师（史爱东） |
| [01:08.584] | 碎嘴王，是吧 |
| [01:11.693] | 我都难受 |
| [01:12.764] | 一个人说特别不好来，不好说 |
| [01:15.951] | 一般都是俩人说 |
| [01:17.962] | 我跟这个孙老师 |
| [01:19.138] | 孙老师最近 |
| [01:20.366] | 反正身体也不是特别好 |
| [01:22.743] | 得了一个病叫腿癌 |
| [01:25.590] | 这个腿癌是怎么回事呢 |
| [01:29.064] | 它，肿，是吧 |
| [01:32.486] | 你看 |
| [01:33.035] | 他平常他一捧哏 |
| [01:34.211] | 站在桌子里头往这儿一站 |
| [01:35.673] | 把这个肚子搁桌子上再捧哏 |
| [01:37.711] | 啊，为什么呢 |
| [01:38.834] | 他，胖，太胖 |
| [01:40.715] | 他这个两只腿啊 |
| [01:42.648] | 撑这四百来斤 |
| [01:44.163] | 他累得慌 |
| [01:46.148] | 天天呆着 |
| [01:47.481] | 我呀，说相声我给的多 |
| [01:49.884] | 我们就都说正活 |
| [01:53.254] | 一般都是三四十分钟 |
| [01:55.082] | 翻场啊再三四十分钟 |
| [01:57.277] | 一般都是一个多小时 |
| [01:58.713] | 他就盯不住 |
| [01:59.915] | 往这一站 |
| [02:00.960] | 他呀，他也有一个，那个那个绳 |
| [02:07.935] | 你知道吗，提（di）拉着 |
| [02:09.084] | 拿手提拉着腿 |
| [02:10.521] | 要不他腿死了，你知道吗 |
| [02:16.006] | 腿癌，你琢磨琢磨 |
| [02:17.313] | 这不住院了吗 |
| [02:18.619] | 所以说最近呢就没有来 |
| [02:21.753] | 估计明天能好 |
| [02:27.082] | 明天好不了 |
| [02:29.015] | 我就死在民族宫了 |
| [02:32.803] | 希望他能康复 |
| [02:36.121] | 明天4月9号 |
| [02:37.610] | 都有票吗 |
| [02:39.726] | （有!） |
| [02:41.267] | 听听 |
| [02:44.793] | 还有没票的朋友哈 |
| [02:48.947] | 买去啊 |
| [02:51.428] | 没了吧 |
| [02:52.656] | 下回，下回啊 |
| [02:54.354] | 下回就涨钱了啊 |
| [02:58.821] | 起什么哄啊你 |
| [03:01.825] | 就是你们这帮穿白衣服的 |
| [03:06.344] | 不是人家都买票了你们起什么哄啊 |
| [03:14.364] | 这边的朋友也是 |
| [03:15.853] | 你，你们嚷嚷啊你们 |
| [03:18.753] | 都太能起哄了 |
| [03:21.234] | 这是我们德云社一贯的风格啊 |
| [03:23.246] | 咱们都大声的嚷嚷 |
| [03:25.257] | 恨不得把这个顶棚给掀起来 |
| [03:27.321] | 那才高兴哪，啊，那才是好事呢 |
| [03:30.220] | 今天我上来啊 |
| [03:31.265] | 不是跟大伙闲聊来了 |
| [03:33.747] | 我是给大伙唱一个 |
| [03:37.326] | 平常啊，我很少唱 |
| [03:39.964] | 自打说了相声以后我就很少唱了 |
| [03:43.282] | 我在说相声之前哪 |
| [03:44.640] | 现在上那个百度 |
| [03:46.886] | 您去百一下或者度一下都行 |
| [03:49.969] | 搜我的名字岳云鹏 |
| [03:52.816] | 这个人呢是太平歌词演员 |
| [03:55.167] | （哟！） |
| [03:58.224] | 这个人呢是太平歌词演员 |
| [04:05.407] | （哟！） |
| [04:08.855] | 不要再闹了啊 |
| [04:17.032] | （哟！） |
| [04:18.886] | 弄不过你们，这个 |
| [04:22.152] | 之前我是唱太平歌词的 |
| [04:25.051] | （嚯！） |
| [04:31.713] | 你给我出去，停车场，快去 |
| [04:35.631] | 等着我知道吗 |
| [04:36.780] | 一会我坐你车回家，你知道吗 |
| [04:40.803] | 谁喊退票 |
| [04:43.180] | 要想退票，先弄死我，你知道吗 |
| [04:49.894] | 诶呀不要再闹了 |
| [04:56.529] | 我们只是一个小演员 |
| [04:59.951] | 我们指着它吃饭，你知道吗 |
| [05:01.806] | 您再闹 |
| [05:02.824] | 回头我师父再揍我一顿怎么办 |
| [05:08.650] | 我是一个好人 |
| [05:13.378] | 我给您唱一回，啊 |
| [05:15.337] | 不唱太平歌词 |
| [05:16.878] | 太平歌词我唱不过人家张云雷 |
| [05:19.229] | 我唱莲花落 |
| [05:21.371] | 也唱不过人家陶阳 |
| [05:24.088] | 我只能唱这个竹板书 |
| [05:26.100] | 叫做拆西厢 |
| [05:28.398] | 唱的不好您多多的担待 |
| [05:30.645] | 我一人唱呢，那叫干唱 |
| [05:33.649] | 这俩人呢，得有一个伴奏 |
| [05:37.724] | 诶那叫贴板 |
| [05:40.101] | 有请我们的板师 |
| [06:21.375] | 现场直播朋友们现场直播 |
| [06:24.457] | 您这起哄人家坐在电脑前怎么办 |
| [06:28.715] | 也起哄啊，哎呀 |
| [06:33.104] | 那太好了 |
| [06:35.846] | 不再闹了啊 |
| [06:37.858] | 唱一个竹板书拆西厢 |
| [06:40.261] | 拆西厢这是西厢记里头一个小故事 |
| [06:43.605] | 讲的是崔莺莺，还有红娘，小张郎 |
| [06:50.344] | 他们三个人 |
| [06:51.833] | 小张郎呢就不如那个小强 |
| [06:56.927] | 张生张君瑞 |
| [06:58.651] | 张生，崔莺莺，红娘 |
| [07:00.950] | 三个人的爱情故事 |
| [07:02.570] | 那么说 |
| [07:05.391] | 俩人，行吗 |
| [07:08.656] | 红娘和崔莺莺爱情故事 |
| [07:14.821] | 也不行啊 |
| [07:17.015] | 红娘和张郎他们两个人 |
| [07:20.098] | 行吗 |
| [07:22.501] | 崔莺莺和张生他们两个人的爱情故事 |
| [07:25.113] | 你们懂不懂你们 |
| [07:29.842] | 回来 |
| [07:31.853] | 不懂还起哄，啊 |
| [07:37.339] | 竹板书，拆西厢，啊 |
| [07:39.533] | 莺莺闷坐 |
| [07:50.374] | 手儿托腮 |
| [07:54.397] | 叫声红娘 |
| [07:58.315] | 你快过来 |
| [08:02.129] | 你姑娘有件这个不明的事 |
| [08:10.279] | 一一从头你要讲个明白 |
| [08:14.772] | 你姑娘我是这个闺阁的女 |
| [08:22.243] | 擦胭脂抹粉我是总嫌不白 |
| [08:26.841] | 张君瑞本是一位唐朝的客 |
| [08:34.390] | 咱娘们宋氏三代女裙钗 |
| [08:39.301] | 唐宋相隔有这二百载 |
| [08:46.302] | 何人编出这部西厢来 |
| [08:50.429] | 红娘闻听 |
| [08:54.400] | 抿着嘴的笑 |
| [08:58.057] | 姑娘明白这个我明白 |
| [09:02.393] | 老爷在朝 |
| [09:05.815] | 他是把官做 |
| [09:09.577] | 官居一品是位列三台 |
| [09:13.966] | 宋王爷开了 |
| [09:17.335] | 那叫文考场 |
| [09:20.993] | 天下举子们进了京来 |
| [09:25.146] | 河南来了一位关公子 |
| [09:32.225] | 关汉卿千山万水进了京来 |
| [09:36.353] | 老爷贪赃图了贿 |
| [09:43.223] | 屈了人家的好文呐才 |
| [09:47.585] | 三场没把公子来中 |
| [09:54.325] | 回家闷坐在小书斋 |
| [09:58.478] | 今天思来他是明天想 |
| [10:05.401] | 一怒才写出这部西厢来 |
| [10:09.476] | 西厢下院留下了诗句 |
| [10:16.398] | 字字行行是看个明白 |
| [10:20.708] | 首一句待月西厢下 |
| [10:27.317] | 二一句迎风户房开 |
| [10:31.575] | 三一句月移那叫花影动 |
| [10:37.923] | 四一句疑是玉人来 |
| [10:42.286] | 我的小姐呀 |
| [10:45.290] | 真是真那来 |
| [10:48.320] | 这个假是假 |
| [10:52.160] | 黑是黑来这白是白 |
| [10:55.948] | 贞洁女总是那叫贞洁女 |
| [11:02.687] | 下贱才总是这个下贱才 |
| [11:06.893] | 真金不怕 |
| [11:10.080] | 烈火来炼 |
| [11:13.319] | 脚正哪怕那绣鞋歪 |
| [11:17.525] | 夜明珠未出土 |
| [11:20.764] | 真假难辨 |
| [11:24.082] | 单巴掌拍不响你怨着谁来 |
| [11:27.974] | 聪明的红娘 |
| [11:31.082] | 嘴尖舌快 |
| [11:34.295] | 几句话把西厢 |
| [11:38.475] | 她给来拆开 |
| [00:03.827] | xie xie peng you men re qing de zhang sheng |
| [00:07.014] | gang cai wo shi fu gei nin shuo le yi duan qiang bi ren lao dao |
| [00:10.305] | zhe shi yi ge dan kou xiang sheng |
| [00:11.977] | wo shi fu yi ge ren jiao dan kou xiang sheng |
| [00:15.112] | dan kou xiang sheng de xing shi bu shi te bie duo jian |
| [00:17.881] | ye bu shi mei yi ge ren dou neng shuo dan kou xiang sheng |
| [00:20.493] | pang bian mei you ren fu zuo |
| [00:22.687] | pang bian zhan yi ge sha le ba ji... jiu shi |
| [00:26.083] | zhan yi ren, a |
| [00:28.931] | ni dong de, zhe ge |
| [00:32.300] | pang bian zhan le yi ge yu lao shi |
| [00:34.730] | dui kou xiang sheng |
| [00:35.879] | lia ren ne, ni yi yan, wo yi yu |
| [00:38.700] | reng guo lai, di guo qu |
| [00:40.424] | pei he yi ding yao mo qi |
| [00:42.122] | yi ge ren zui nan shuo |
| [00:43.611] | pang bian mei you ren da cha |
| [00:45.675] | a shi, mei you zhe ge |
| [00:47.373] | ta de zi ji lai |
| [00:48.522] | suo yi shuo yi ge ren shuo shi zui nan de |
| [00:50.586] | jin tian wo jie shou le yi ge wei fang tan |
| [00:52.780] | you hen duo ren dou shuo |
| [00:53.721] | xiao yue ni lai yi ge dan kou xiang sheng |
| [00:56.020] | bu shi shuo wo lai bu liao |
| [00:57.900] | wo shi zhen lai bu liao |
| [01:00.695] | yin wei a, tai nan |
| [01:03.595] | zhe yi ge ren wang zhe yi zhan |
| [01:04.875] | pang bian mei you sun lao shi sun yue |
| [01:06.756] | ye mei you shi lao shi shi ai dong |
| [01:08.584] | sui zui wang, shi ba |
| [01:11.693] | wo dou nan shou |
| [01:12.764] | yi ge ren shuo te bie bu hao lai, bu hao shuo |
| [01:15.951] | yi ban dou shi lia ren shuo |
| [01:17.962] | wo gen zhe ge sun lao shi |
| [01:19.138] | sun lao shi zui jin |
| [01:20.366] | fan zheng shen ti ye bu shi te bie hao |
| [01:22.743] | de le yi ge bing jiao tui ai |
| [01:25.590] | zhe ge tui ai shi zen me hui shi ne |
| [01:29.064] | ta, zhong, shi ba |
| [01:32.486] | ni kan |
| [01:33.035] | ta ping chang ta yi peng gen |
| [01:34.211] | zhan zai zhuo zi li tou wang zhe er yi zhan |
| [01:35.673] | ba zhe ge du zi ge zhuo zi shang zai peng gen |
| [01:37.711] | a, wei shi me ne |
| [01:38.834] | ta, pang, tai pang |
| [01:40.715] | ta zhe ge liang zhi tui a |
| [01:42.648] | cheng zhe si bai lai jin |
| [01:44.163] | ta lei de huang |
| [01:46.148] | tian tian dai zhe |
| [01:47.481] | wo ya, shuo xiang sheng wo gei de duo |
| [01:49.884] | wo men jiu dou shuo zheng huo |
| [01:53.254] | yi ban dou shi san si shi fen zhong |
| [01:55.082] | fan chang a zai san si shi fen zhong |
| [01:57.277] | yi ban dou shi yi ge duo xiao shi |
| [01:58.713] | ta jiu ding bu zhu |
| [01:59.915] | wang zhe yi zhan |
| [02:00.960] | ta ya, ta ye you yi ge, na ge na ge sheng |
| [02:07.935] | ni zhi dao ma, ti di la zhe |
| [02:09.084] | na shou ti la zhe tui |
| [02:10.521] | yao bu ta tui si le, ni zhi dao ma |
| [02:16.006] | tui ai, ni zuo mo zuo mo |
| [02:17.313] | zhe bu zhu yuan le ma |
| [02:18.619] | suo yi shuo zui jin ne jiu mei you lai |
| [02:21.753] | gu ji ming tian neng hao |
| [02:27.082] | ming tian hao bu liao |
| [02:29.015] | wo jiu si zai min zu gong le |
| [02:32.803] | xi wang ta neng kang fu |
| [02:36.121] | ming tian 4 yue 9 hao |
| [02:37.610] | dou you piao ma |
| [02:39.726] | you! |
| [02:41.267] | ting ting |
| [02:44.793] | hai you mei piao de peng you ha |
| [02:48.947] | mai qu a |
| [02:51.428] | mei le ba |
| [02:52.656] | xia hui, xia hui a |
| [02:54.354] | xia hui jiu zhang qian le a |
| [02:58.821] | qi shen me hong a ni |
| [03:01.825] | jiu shi ni men zhe bang chuan bai yi fu de |
| [03:06.344] | bu shi ren jia dou mai piao le ni men qi shen me hong a |
| [03:14.364] | zhe bian de peng you ye shi |
| [03:15.853] | ni, ni men rang rng a ni men |
| [03:18.753] | dou tai neng qi hong le |
| [03:21.234] | zhe shi wo men de yun she yi guan de feng ge a |
| [03:23.246] | zan men dou da sheng de rang rng |
| [03:25.257] | hen bu de ba zhe ge ding peng gei xian qi lai |
| [03:27.321] | na cai gao xing na, a, na cai shi hao shi ne |
| [03:30.220] | jin tian wo shang lai a |
| [03:31.265] | bu shi gen da huo xian liao lai le |
| [03:33.747] | wo shi gei da huo chang yi ge |
| [03:37.326] | ping chang a, wo hen shao chang |
| [03:39.964] | zi da shuo le xiang sheng yi hou wo jiu hen shao chang le |
| [03:43.282] | wo zai shuo xiang sheng zhi qian na |
| [03:44.640] | xian zai shang na ge bai du |
| [03:46.886] | nin qu bai yi xia huo zhe du yi xia du xing |
| [03:49.969] | sou wo de ming zi yue yun peng |
| [03:52.816] | zhe ge ren ne shi tai ping ge ci yan yuan |
| [03:55.167] | yo! |
| [03:58.224] | zhe ge ren ne shi tai ping ge ci yan yuan |
| [04:05.407] | yo! |
| [04:08.855] | bu yao zai nao le a |
| [04:17.032] | yo! |
| [04:18.886] | nong bu guo ni men, zhe ge |
| [04:22.152] | zhi qian wo shi chang tai ping ge ci de |
| [04:25.051] | huo! |
| [04:31.713] | ni gei wo chu qu, ting che chang, kuai qu |
| [04:35.631] | deng zhe wo zhi dao ma |
| [04:36.780] | yi hui wo zuo ni che hui jia, ni zhi dao ma |
| [04:40.803] | shui han tui piao |
| [04:43.180] | yao xiang tui piao, xian nong si wo, ni zhi dao ma |
| [04:49.894] | ei ya bu yao zai nao le |
| [04:56.529] | wo men zhi shi yi ge xiao yan yuan |
| [04:59.951] | wo men zhi zhe ta chi fan, ni zhi dao ma |
| [05:01.806] | nin zai nao |
| [05:02.824] | hui tou wo shi fu zai zou wo yi dun zen me ban |
| [05:08.650] | wo shi yi ge hao ren |
| [05:13.378] | wo gei nin chang yi hui, a |
| [05:15.337] | bu chang tai ping ge ci |
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| [05:21.371] | ye chang bu guo ren jia tao yang |
| [05:24.088] | wo zhi neng chang zhe ge zhu ban shu |
| [05:26.100] | jiao zuo chai xi xiang |
| [05:28.398] | chang de bu hao nin duo duo de dan dai |
| [05:30.645] | wo yi ren chang ne, na jiao gan chang |
| [05:33.649] | zhe lia ren ne, de you yi ge ban zou |
| [05:37.724] | ei na jiao tie ban |
| [05:40.101] | you qing wo men de ban shi |
| [06:21.375] | xian chang zhi bo peng you men xian chang zhi bo |
| [06:24.457] | nin zhe qi hong ren jia zuo zai dian nao qian zen me ban |
| [06:28.715] | ye qi hong a, ai ya |
| [06:33.104] | na tai hao le |
| [06:35.846] | bu zai nao le a |
| [06:37.858] | chang yi ge zhu ban shu chai xi xiang |
| [06:40.261] | chai xi xiang zhe shi xi xiang ji li tou yi ge xiao gu shi |
| [06:43.605] | jiang de shi cui ying ying, hai you hong niang, xiao zhang lang |
| [06:50.344] | ta men san ge ren |
| [06:51.833] | xiao zhang lang ne jiu bu ru na ge xiao qiang |
| [06:56.927] | zhang sheng zhang jun rui |
| [06:58.651] | zhang sheng, cui ying ying, hong niang |
| [07:00.950] | san ge ren de ai qing gu shi |
| [07:02.570] | na me shuo |
| [07:05.391] | lia ren, xing ma |
| [07:08.656] | hong niang he cui ying ying ai qing gu shi |
| [07:14.821] | ye bu xing a |
| [07:17.015] | hong niang he zhang lang ta men liang ge ren |
| [07:20.098] | xing ma |
| [07:22.501] | cui ying ying he zhang sheng ta men liang ge ren de ai qing gu shi |
| [07:25.113] | ni men dong bu dong ni men |
| [07:29.842] | hui lai |
| [07:31.853] | bu dong hai qi hong, a |
| [07:37.339] | zhu ban shu, chai xi xiang, a |
| [07:39.533] | ying ying men zuo |
| [07:50.374] | shou er tuo sai |
| [07:54.397] | jiao sheng hong niang |
| [07:58.315] | ni kuai guo lai |
| [08:02.129] | ni gu niang you jian zhe ge bu ming de shi |
| [08:10.279] | yi yi cong tou ni yao jiang ge ming bai |
| [08:14.772] | ni gu niang wo shi zhe ge gui ge de nv |
| [08:22.243] | ca yan zhi mo fen wo shi zong xian bu bai |
| [08:26.841] | zhang jun rui ben shi yi wei tang chao de ke |
| [08:34.390] | zan niang men song shi san dai nv qun chai |
| [08:39.301] | tang song xiang ge you zhe er bai zai |
| [08:46.302] | he ren bian chu zhe bu xi xiang lai |
| [08:50.429] | hong niang wen ting |
| [08:54.400] | min zhe zui de xiao |
| [08:58.057] | gu niang ming bai zhe ge wo ming bai |
| [09:02.393] | lao ye zai chao |
| [09:05.815] | ta shi ba guan zuo |
| [09:09.577] | guan ju yi pin shi wei lie san tai |
| [09:13.966] | song wang ye kai le |
| [09:17.335] | na jiao wen kao chang |
| [09:20.993] | tian xia ju zi men jin le jing lai |
| [09:25.146] | he nan lai le yi wei guan gong zi |
| [09:32.225] | guan han qing qian shan wan shui jin le jing lai |
| [09:36.353] | lao ye tan zang tu le hui |
| [09:43.223] | qu le ren jia de hao wen na cai |
| [09:47.585] | san chang mei ba gong zi lai zhong |
| [09:54.325] | hui jia men zuo zai xiao shu zhai |
| [09:58.478] | jin tian si lai ta shi ming tian xiang |
| [10:05.401] | yi nu cai xie chu zhe bu xi xiang lai |
| [10:09.476] | xi xiang xia yuan liu xia le shi ju |
| [10:16.398] | zi zi xing xing shi kan ge ming bai |
| [10:20.708] | shou yi ju dai yue xi xiang xia |
| [10:27.317] | er yi ju ying feng hu fang kai |
| [10:31.575] | san yi ju yue yi na jiao hua ying dong |
| [10:37.923] | si yi ju yi shi yu ren lai |
| [10:42.286] | wo de xiao jie ya |
| [10:45.290] | zhen shi zhen na lai |
| [10:48.320] | zhe ge jia shi jia |
| [10:52.160] | hei shi hei lai zhe bai shi bai |
| [10:55.948] | zhen jie nv zong shi na jiao zhen jie nv |
| [11:02.687] | xia jian cai zong shi zhe ge xia jian cai |
| [11:06.893] | zhen jin bu pa |
| [11:10.080] | lie huo lai lian |
| [11:13.319] | jiao zheng na pa na xiu xie wai |
| [11:17.525] | ye ming zhu wei chu tu |
| [11:20.764] | zhen jia nan bian |
| [11:24.082] | dan ba zhang pai bu xiang ni yuan zhe shui lai |
| [11:27.974] | cong ming de hong niang |
| [11:31.082] | zui jian she kuai |
| [11:34.295] | ji ju hua ba xi xiang |
| [11:38.475] | ta gei lai chai kai |
| [00:03.827] | xiè xiè péng yǒu men rè qíng de zhǎng shēng |
| [00:07.014] | gāng cái wǒ shī fù gěi nín shuō le yī duàn qiāng bì rèn lǎo dào |
| [00:10.305] | zhè shì yí gè dān kǒu xiàng sheng |
| [00:11.977] | wǒ shī fù yí ge rén jiào dān kǒu xiàng sheng |
| [00:15.112] | dān kǒu xiàng sheng de xíng shì bú shì tè bié duō jiàn |
| [00:17.881] | yě bú shì měi yí ge rén dōu néng shuō dān kǒu xiàng sheng |
| [00:20.493] | páng biān méi yǒu rén fǔ zuǒ |
| [00:22.687] | páng biān zhàn yí gè shǎ le bā jī... jiù shì |
| [00:26.083] | zhàn yī rén, a |
| [00:28.931] | nǐ dǒng de, zhè gè |
| [00:32.300] | páng biān zhàn le yí gè yú lǎo shī |
| [00:34.730] | duì kǒu xiàng sheng |
| [00:35.879] | liǎ rén ne, nǐ yī yán, wǒ yī yǔ |
| [00:38.700] | rēng guò lái, dì guò qù |
| [00:40.424] | pèi hé yí dìng yào mò qì |
| [00:42.122] | yí ge rén zuì nán shuō |
| [00:43.611] | páng biān méi yǒu rén dā chá |
| [00:45.675] | a shì, méi yǒu zhè gè |
| [00:47.373] | tā dé zì jǐ lái |
| [00:48.522] | suǒ yǐ shuō yí ge rén shuō shì zuì nán de |
| [00:50.586] | jīn tiān wǒ jiē shòu le yí gè wēi fǎng tán |
| [00:52.780] | yǒu hěn duō rén dōu shuō |
| [00:53.721] | xiǎo yuè nǐ lái yí gè dān kǒu xiàng sheng |
| [00:56.020] | bú shì shuō wǒ lái bù liǎo |
| [00:57.900] | wǒ shì zhēn lái bù liǎo |
| [01:00.695] | yīn wèi a, tài nán |
| [01:03.595] | zhè yí ge rén wǎng zhè yī zhàn |
| [01:04.875] | páng biān méi yǒu sūn lǎo shī sūn yuè |
| [01:06.756] | yě méi yǒu shǐ lǎo shī shǐ ài dōng |
| [01:08.584] | suì zuǐ wáng, shì ba |
| [01:11.693] | wǒ dōu nán shòu |
| [01:12.764] | yí ge rén shuō tè bié bù hǎo lái, bù hǎo shuō |
| [01:15.951] | yì bān dōu shì liǎ rén shuō |
| [01:17.962] | wǒ gēn zhè gè sūn lǎo shī |
| [01:19.138] | sūn lǎo shī zuì jìn |
| [01:20.366] | fǎn zhèng shēn tǐ yě bú shì tè bié hǎo |
| [01:22.743] | dé le yí gè bìng jiào tuǐ ái |
| [01:25.590] | zhè gè tuǐ ái shì zěn me huí shì ne |
| [01:29.064] | tā, zhǒng, shì ba |
| [01:32.486] | nǐ kàn |
| [01:33.035] | tā píng cháng tā yī pěng gén |
| [01:34.211] | zhàn zài zhuō zi lǐ tou wǎng zhè ér yī zhàn |
| [01:35.673] | bǎ zhè gè dǔ zi gē zhuō zi shàng zài pěng gén |
| [01:37.711] | a, wèi shí me ne |
| [01:38.834] | tā, pàng, tài pàng |
| [01:40.715] | tā zhè gè liǎng zhǐ tuǐ a |
| [01:42.648] | chēng zhè sì bǎi lái jīn |
| [01:44.163] | tā lèi dé huāng |
| [01:46.148] | tiān tiān dāi zhe |
| [01:47.481] | wǒ ya, shuō xiàng sheng wǒ gěi de duō |
| [01:49.884] | wǒ men jiù dōu shuō zhèng huó |
| [01:53.254] | yì bān dōu shì sān sì shí fēn zhōng |
| [01:55.082] | fān chǎng a zài sān sì shí fēn zhōng |
| [01:57.277] | yì bān dōu shì yí gè duō xiǎo shí |
| [01:58.713] | tā jiù dīng bú zhù |
| [01:59.915] | wǎng zhè yī zhàn |
| [02:00.960] | tā ya, tā yě yǒu yí gè, nà gè nà gè shéng |
| [02:07.935] | nǐ zhī dào ma, tí di lā zhe |
| [02:09.084] | ná shǒu tí lā zhe tuǐ |
| [02:10.521] | yào bù tā tuǐ sǐ le, nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [02:16.006] | tuǐ ái, nǐ zuó mo zuó mo |
| [02:17.313] | zhè bú zhù yuàn le ma |
| [02:18.619] | suǒ yǐ shuō zuì jìn ne jiù méi yǒu lái |
| [02:21.753] | gū jì míng tiān néng hǎo |
| [02:27.082] | míng tiān hǎo bù liǎo |
| [02:29.015] | wǒ jiù sǐ zài mín zú gōng le |
| [02:32.803] | xī wàng tā néng kāng fù |
| [02:36.121] | míng tiān 4 yuè 9 hào |
| [02:37.610] | dōu yǒu piào ma |
| [02:39.726] | yǒu! |
| [02:41.267] | tīng tīng |
| [02:44.793] | hái yǒu méi piào de péng yǒu hā |
| [02:48.947] | mǎi qù a |
| [02:51.428] | méi le ba |
| [02:52.656] | xià huí, xià huí a |
| [02:54.354] | xià huí jiù zhǎng qián le a |
| [02:58.821] | qǐ shén me hōng a nǐ |
| [03:01.825] | jiù shì nǐ men zhè bāng chuān bái yī fú de |
| [03:06.344] | bú shì rén jiā dōu mǎi piào le nǐ men qǐ shén me hōng a |
| [03:14.364] | zhè biān de péng yǒu yě shì |
| [03:15.853] | nǐ, nǐ men rāng rng a nǐ men |
| [03:18.753] | dōu tài néng qǐ hòng le |
| [03:21.234] | zhè shì wǒ men dé yún shè yī guàn de fēng gé a |
| [03:23.246] | zán men dōu dà shēng de rāng rng |
| [03:25.257] | hèn bù dé bǎ zhè gè dǐng péng gěi xiān qǐ lái |
| [03:27.321] | nà cái gāo xìng nǎ, a, nà cái shì hǎo shì ne |
| [03:30.220] | jīn tiān wǒ shàng lái a |
| [03:31.265] | bú shì gēn dà huǒ xián liáo lái le |
| [03:33.747] | wǒ shì gěi dà huǒ chàng yí gè |
| [03:37.326] | píng cháng a, wǒ hěn shǎo chàng |
| [03:39.964] | zì dǎ shuō le xiàng sheng yǐ hòu wǒ jiù hěn shǎo chàng le |
| [03:43.282] | wǒ zài shuō xiàng sheng zhī qián nǎ |
| [03:44.640] | xiàn zài shàng nà gè bǎi dù |
| [03:46.886] | nín qù bǎi yī xià huò zhě dù yī xià dū xíng |
| [03:49.969] | sōu wǒ de míng zì yuè yún péng |
| [03:52.816] | zhè gè rén ne shì tài píng gē cí yǎn yuán |
| [03:55.167] | yō! |
| [03:58.224] | zhè gè rén ne shì tài píng gē cí yǎn yuán |
| [04:05.407] | yō! |
| [04:08.855] | bú yào zài nào le a |
| [04:17.032] | yō! |
| [04:18.886] | nòng bù guò nǐ men, zhè gè |
| [04:22.152] | zhī qián wǒ shì chàng tài píng gē cí de |
| [04:25.051] | huò! |
| [04:31.713] | nǐ gěi wǒ chū qù, tíng chē chǎng, kuài qù |
| [04:35.631] | děng zhe wǒ zhī dào ma |
| [04:36.780] | yī huì wǒ zuò nǐ chē huí jiā, nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [04:40.803] | shuí hǎn tuì piào |
| [04:43.180] | yào xiǎng tuì piào, xiān nòng sǐ wǒ, nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [04:49.894] | éi ya bú yào zài nào le |
| [04:56.529] | wǒ men zhǐ shì yí gè xiǎo yǎn yuán |
| [04:59.951] | wǒ men zhǐ zhe tā chī fàn, nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [05:01.806] | nín zài nào |
| [05:02.824] | huí tóu wǒ shī fù zài zòu wǒ yī dùn zěn me bàn |
| [05:08.650] | wǒ shì yí gè hǎo rén |
| [05:13.378] | wǒ gěi nín chàng yī huí, a |
| [05:15.337] | bù chàng tài píng gē cí |
| [05:16.878] | tài píng gē cí wǒ chàng bù guò rén jiā zhāng yún léi |
| [05:19.229] | wǒ chàng lián huā lào |
| [05:21.371] | yě chàng bù guò rén jiā táo yáng |
| [05:24.088] | wǒ zhǐ néng chàng zhè gè zhú bǎn shū |
| [05:26.100] | jiào zuò chāi xī xiāng |
| [05:28.398] | chàng de bù hǎo nín duō duō de dān dài |
| [05:30.645] | wǒ yī rén chàng ne, nà jiào gàn chàng |
| [05:33.649] | zhè liǎ rén ne, dé yǒu yí gè bàn zòu |
| [05:37.724] | éi nà jiào tiē bǎn |
| [05:40.101] | yǒu qǐng wǒ men de bǎn shī |
| [06:21.375] | xiàn chǎng zhí bō péng yǒu men xiàn chǎng zhí bō |
| [06:24.457] | nín zhè qǐ hòng rén jiā zuò zài diàn nǎo qián zěn me bàn |
| [06:28.715] | yě qǐ hòng a, āi yā |
| [06:33.104] | nà tài hǎo le |
| [06:35.846] | bù zài nào le a |
| [06:37.858] | chàng yí gè zhú bǎn shū chāi xī xiāng |
| [06:40.261] | chāi xī xiāng zhè shì xī xiāng jì lǐ tou yí gè xiǎo gù shì |
| [06:43.605] | jiǎng de shì cuī yīng yīng, hái yǒu hóng niáng, xiǎo zhāng láng |
| [06:50.344] | tā men sān ge rén |
| [06:51.833] | xiǎo zhāng láng ne jiù bù rú nà gè xiǎo qiáng |
| [06:56.927] | zhāng shēng zhāng jūn ruì |
| [06:58.651] | zhāng shēng, cuī yīng yīng, hóng niáng |
| [07:00.950] | sān ge rén de ài qíng gù shì |
| [07:02.570] | nà me shuō |
| [07:05.391] | liǎ rén, xíng ma |
| [07:08.656] | hóng niáng hé cuī yīng yīng ài qíng gù shì |
| [07:14.821] | yě bù xíng a |
| [07:17.015] | hóng niáng hé zhāng láng tā men liǎng gè rén |
| [07:20.098] | xíng ma |
| [07:22.501] | cuī yīng yīng hé zhāng shēng tā men liǎng gè rén de ài qíng gù shì |
| [07:25.113] | nǐ men dǒng bù dǒng nǐ men |
| [07:29.842] | huí lái |
| [07:31.853] | bù dǒng hái qǐ hòng, a |
| [07:37.339] | zhú bǎn shū, chāi xī xiāng, a |
| [07:39.533] | yīng yīng mèn zuò |
| [07:50.374] | shǒu ér tuō sāi |
| [07:54.397] | jiào shēng hóng niáng |
| [07:58.315] | nǐ kuài guò lái |
| [08:02.129] | nǐ gū niáng yǒu jiàn zhè gè bù míng de shì |
| [08:10.279] | yī yī cóng tóu nǐ yào jiǎng gè míng bái |
| [08:14.772] | nǐ gū niáng wǒ shì zhè gè guī gé de nǚ |
| [08:22.243] | cā yān zhī mǒ fěn wǒ shì zǒng xián bù bái |
| [08:26.841] | zhāng jūn ruì běn shì yī wèi táng cháo de kè |
| [08:34.390] | zán niáng men sòng shì sān dài nǚ qún chāi |
| [08:39.301] | táng sòng xiāng gé yǒu zhè èr bǎi zài |
| [08:46.302] | hé rén biān chū zhè bù xī xiāng lái |
| [08:50.429] | hóng niáng wén tīng |
| [08:54.400] | mǐn zhe zuǐ de xiào |
| [08:58.057] | gū niáng míng bái zhè gè wǒ míng bái |
| [09:02.393] | lǎo yé zài cháo |
| [09:05.815] | tā shì bǎ guān zuò |
| [09:09.577] | guān jū yī pǐn shì wèi liè sān tái |
| [09:13.966] | sòng wáng yé kāi le |
| [09:17.335] | nà jiào wén kǎo chǎng |
| [09:20.993] | tiān xià jǔ zǐ men jìn le jīng lái |
| [09:25.146] | hé nán lái le yī wèi guān gōng zǐ |
| [09:32.225] | guān hàn qīng qiān shān wàn shuǐ jìn le jīng lái |
| [09:36.353] | lǎo yé tān zāng tú le huì |
| [09:43.223] | qū le rén jiā de hǎo wén nà cái |
| [09:47.585] | sān chǎng méi bǎ gōng zǐ lái zhōng |
| [09:54.325] | huí jiā mèn zuò zài xiǎo shū zhāi |
| [09:58.478] | jīn tiān sī lái tā shì míng tiān xiǎng |
| [10:05.401] | yī nù cái xiě chū zhè bù xī xiāng lái |
| [10:09.476] | xī xiāng xià yuàn liú xià le shī jù |
| [10:16.398] | zì zì xíng xíng shì kàn gè míng bái |
| [10:20.708] | shǒu yī jù dài yuè xī xiāng xià |
| [10:27.317] | èr yī jù yíng fēng hù fáng kāi |
| [10:31.575] | sān yī jù yuè yí nà jiào huā yǐng dòng |
| [10:37.923] | sì yī jù yí shì yù rén lái |
| [10:42.286] | wǒ de xiǎo jiě ya |
| [10:45.290] | zhēn shì zhēn nà lái |
| [10:48.320] | zhè gè jiǎ shì jiǎ |
| [10:52.160] | hēi shì hēi lái zhè bái shì bái |
| [10:55.948] | zhēn jié nǚ zǒng shì nà jiào zhēn jié nǚ |
| [11:02.687] | xià jiàn cái zǒng shì zhè gè xià jiàn cái |
| [11:06.893] | zhēn jīn bù pà |
| [11:10.080] | liè huǒ lái liàn |
| [11:13.319] | jiǎo zhèng nǎ pà nà xiù xié wāi |
| [11:17.525] | yè míng zhū wèi chū tǔ |
| [11:20.764] | zhēn jiǎ nán biàn |
| [11:24.082] | dān bā zhǎng pāi bù xiǎng nǐ yuàn zhe shuí lái |
| [11:27.974] | cōng míng de hóng niáng |
| [11:31.082] | zuǐ jiān shé kuài |
| [11:34.295] | jǐ jù huà bǎ xī xiāng |
| [11:38.475] | tā gěi lái chāi kāi |
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