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| [00:03.97] | 哎呀 【孙】哎呀 |
| [00:07.71] | 【孙】这两罐子汽水 |
| [00:13.00] | 是甜的吗 |
| [00:15.66] | 谢谢 |
| [00:19.59] | 谢谢亲爱的观众朋友们 |
| [00:19.59] | 伴以热烈的掌声 |
| [00:21.36] | 其实啊 大伙鼓掌给谁鼓掌啊 |
| [00:22.36] | 【孙】给谁啊 |
| [00:23.53] | 德云社 |
| [00:23.53] | 【孙】对 |
| [00:27.20] | 这三个字 您爱听德云社的相声 |
| [00:29.77] | 今天 这一场节目 |
| [00:31.24] | 都是我师傅郭德纲亲自创作的节目 |
| [00:34.27] | 我们呢 都还很年轻 |
| [00:35.27] | 可能没有他表演的好 |
| [00:37.29] | 如果说 我们说着说着 有忘词的现象怎么办呢 |
| [00:40.94] | 【孙】怎么办呀 |
| [00:42.37] | 不退票 |
| [00:45.26] | 【孙】跟你师傅一个德行 |
| [00:47.43] | 这是我们的服务宗旨 |
| [00:50.41] | 【孙】我们就是不退票 |
| [00:51.72] | 无论如何不能退票 太丢人了 |
| [00:54.46] | 我师父创作的作品有很多 |
| [00:56.01] | 我们重新演绎一下 |
| [00:58.29] | 大伙呢愿意听，其实我们呢也愿意说 |
| [01:01.35] | 【孙】当然了 |
| [01:01.63] | 上了台来啊，先做一个介绍 |
| [01:05.85] | 我叫岳云鹏，是一个小学生 |
| [01:07.11] | 【孙】您客气 |
| [01:08.11] | 这位老师 【孙】您老师啊 他叫什么名字 |
| [01:10.87] | 他叫。。 |
| [01:16.46] | 诶 这相声呢，是四门功课 |
| [01:17.96] | 【孙】等等等等... |
| [01:17.96] | 是说学逗唱 |
| [01:19.03] | 【孙】我叫什么名字没说呢 |
| [01:20.71] | 忘却了 |
| [01:25.15] | 【孙】您好意思吗 |
| [01:26.99] | 怎么啦 |
| [01:27.69] | 【孙】俺俩一场 你把我名字忘了 |
| [01:29.62] | 允许吗 【孙】不允许啊 |
| [01:31.84] | 那 给我些许的时间让我想一想啊 |
| [01:33.92] | 【孙】嚯 还些许的时间 行 想不起来再楔你 |
| [01:42.52] | 叫什么来着 【孙】好好想 |
| [01:44.34] | 你别说啊 【孙】我不说 您别不说 |
| [01:47.95] | 叫什么来着 【孙】想起来了 |
| [01:51.97] | 你说吧 【孙】没想起来，你拍什么手啊 |
| [01:56.39] | 实在是想不起来啦 |
| [01:58.54] | 【孙】哎哟哟哟 得了 别费那劲了 孙越 |
| [02:02.21] | 孙越 这仿佛是个女同志啊 |
| [02:07.37] | 再说了 孙越这是个人名字啊？ |
| [02:16.19] | 【孙】哦。。 这岳云鹏是狗名字啊 |
| [02:18.62] | 怎么说话呢 【孙】你怎么说话呢 |
| [02:22.99] | 孙悦 这是个女同志啊 【孙】没有 |
| [02:23.90] | 祝你平安 心情不错 我心飞翔 |
| [02:27.94] | 【孙】我飞得起来么我 |
| [02:30.36] | 【孙】我男的 |
| [02:31.93] | 变性了 |
| [02:31.93] | 【孙】啊 |
| [02:34.31] | 泰国做的 |
| [02:34.31] | 【孙】没 没有 往寒掺着变啊 |
| [02:38.08] | 嗯 啊 |
| [02:38.89] | 【孙】不是那个 说相声那个 |
| [02:40.40] | 怎么又 怀孕了？ |
| [02:42.97] | 【孙】干嘛还又...怀孕了？ |
| [02:44.71] | 七胞胎 |
| [02:47.54] | 【孙】您等等 |
| [02:50.09] | 【孙】您甭废话啊 |
| [02:52.02] | 【孙】还七胞胎 您这什么手势 |
| [02:55.12] | 【孙】哎嘿嘿 有点学问 这是九 这是七 |
| [03:01.26] | 这是九 这是七 |
| [03:08.83] | 我看这 你手癌 |
| [03:13.50] | 【孙】得了 谁手癌啊 你这头两节怎么这么平啊 |
| [03:19.36] | 【孙】您小时候干什么来呢 您是不是扒火车来呢 |
| [03:24.76] | 扒火车也不能这么扒啊 |
| [03:27.91] | 【孙】废话 你不是没扒住吗 |
| [03:30.43] | 【孙】哪有手这么平啊 这玩意儿 |
| [03:32.45] | 七胞胎 【孙】得了 |
| [03:40.16] | 【孙】你这够90度知道吗 |
| [03:42.61] | 七十七 【孙】哇 |
| [03:47.59] | 【孙】行啦 |
| [03:51.08] | 这样就像了吧 【孙】这都拧一块儿了都 什么啊 |
| [03:54.18] | 是不是七胞胎 【孙】谁七胞胎啊把我们当葫芦娃呢 |
| [03:58.82] | 葫芦妈妈 【孙】哎 |
| [04:03.69] | 是不是他 【孙】谁啊 还葫芦妈妈 |
| [04:03.69] | 说相声的 【孙】男的 |
| [04:10.10] | 开您玩笑 【孙】甭开着玩笑 |
| [04:10.10] | 孙越孙老师 【孙】是我 |
| [04:11.78] | 喜欢说相声 【孙】当然了 |
| [04:13.41] | 打小啊 就开始学习 |
| [04:15.28] | 【孙】打小学 |
| [04:17.32] | 四五岁开始练习 【孙】嗯 |
| [04:21.09] | 后来呢 小学毕业以后就参加工作了 【孙】哎 |
| [04:17.96] | 在北京找了份工作 【孙】您等一下 |
| [04:24.63] | 【孙】我小学毕业参加工作 我小学毕业多大啊 |
| [04:30.35] | 23啊 |
| [04:34.01] | 【孙】哎呀 你还我的青春 |
| [04:40.47] | 【孙】我这不全糟践了吗 |
| [04:41.95] | 你的青春你做主啊 【孙】废话 |
| [04:44.45] | 【孙】我做主你说什么啊 |
| [04:47.23] | 你在小学四年级跟你们班主任结婚了 【孙】哎 没有 |
| [04:55.05] | 【孙】别胡说八道啊 |
| [04:55.05] | 轰动了北京城啊 |
| [04:57.10] | 【孙】行啦 哪的事啊 没有啊 |
| [04:59.33] | 是不是小学 【孙】没有没有 参加工作高中毕业 |
| [05:03.96] | 高中毕业 参加工作了 【孙】对 |
| [05:07.23] | 在北京动物园当动物 |
| [05:11.70] | 【孙】哦我现在算是下班赶回来的 |
| [05:13.61] | 不远 不远 【孙】什么不远啊 |
| [05:17.15] | ...... |
| [05:22.03] | 【孙】您会说人话吗 |
| [05:25.07] | 就是隔壁小门 【孙】什么小门啊 小门都堵上了你知道吗 |
| [05:31.36] | 你能窜过来啊 【孙】我窜什么窜 |
| [05:34.53] | 【孙】我都在空中绊一跟头再 |
| [05:38.12] | 你身手敏捷嘛 【孙】谁敏捷 甭废话啊 |
| [05:42.04] | 【孙】什么叫当动物啊 【岳】不是吗 【孙】人那叫养动物 |
| [05:48.68] | 【孙】啊什么啊 |
| [05:50.30] | 嗨 养动物 那我误会了 |
| [05:51.30] | 养动物 养大象 【孙】对对对 |
| [05:52.62] | 养了10年的大象 【孙】真的10年 |
| [05:56.76] | 大象是越来预瘦 |
| [06:02.19] | 你懂得 |
| [06:05.79] | ...... |
| [06:09.94] | 【孙】我偷饲料了 |
| [06:13.36] | 今天才承认 你看看 【孙】谁承认了 |
| [06:15.14] | 是不是从校门顺出去的 【孙】没听说过 |
| [06:19.05] | 【孙】像话吗这都 咱别胡说了行吧 |
| [06:21.75] | 没胡说啊 【孙】没有没有 |
| [06:24.91] | 养大象 是养过吧 养了十年的大象 【孙】十年 |
| [06:27.97] | 后来就从动物园出来了 【孙】不干了 |
| [06:29.59] | 大伙就诧异了 哟动物园出来的 快跑快跑 都跑了 |
| [06:33.88] | 【孙】我还戴着链子呢是怎么着 |
| [06:37.27] | 是么 【孙】什么是么 干嘛快跑快跑啊 |
| [06:40.75] | 后来就说了相声了 【孙】回归本行 |
| [06:43.65] | 相声说的也不错 【孙】夸我 |
| [06:45.95] | 是一个好演员 【孙】谢谢您 |
| [06:46.87] | 但是呢 前些日子他请假了 【孙】哎请了一阵假 |
| [06:49.42] | 他没有在舞台上出现 为什么呢 他病了 【孙】得了点小病 |
| [06:54.20] | 腿癌 【孙】诶 |
| [06:58.49] | 腿癌 【孙】哎哎哎 您有点常识行吗 |
| [07:04.54] | 怎么了 【孙】什么时候出了腿癌这种病了 |
| [07:01.88] | 【孙】您但凡腿有毛病 有可能是骨癌 |
| [07:09.63] | 骨癌啊 【孙】对 |
| [07:14.20] | 哇塞 【孙】哇塞什么哇塞 |
| [07:16.60] | 好治吗 怎么回事 【孙】什么好治吗 成真的了 没有 没有的事 |
| [07:20.26] | 反正就是病了 【孙】小毛病 |
| [07:24.24] | 椎管狭窄 导致腰间盘突出 最后呢双腿失明 也不好受 |
| [07:32.53] | 【孙】您等等吧 这都什么思维方式啊这个 双腿还失明 |
| [07:36.44] | 这双腿没有方向感了 是不是失明了 |
| [07:40.41] | 【孙】哎呦 您这个不好理解 |
| [07:43.27] | 走道都跑偏了都 |
| [07:47.78] | ...... |
| [07:50.72] | 【孙】我要都这样了还能叫走道吗 |
| [07:54.48] | 那就是不舒服 【孙】是不舒服 |
| [07:56.63] | 上医院去检查 【孙】检查了一下 |
| [07:57.38] | 医生建议 让他从眉毛以下截肢 |
| [08:02.73] | 他不干 |
| [08:03.85] | 【孙】废话 |
| [08:04.80] | 他说他能扛着 【孙】对了 |
| [08:06.94] | 【孙】我要干我死了 我腿疼能从这儿来一刀啊 |
| [08:12.72] | 就这儿 【孙】哪呢 |
| [08:13.78] | 特别微妙 【孙】什么微妙啊您这兽医是怎么着 |
| [08:18.84] | 怎么会兽医呢 【孙】不能这么开玩笑这个 |
| [08:21.43] | 反正就是整个弄下来 【孙】弄下来 |
| [08:25.38] | 这个系统呢 重新组装一下 再怼上 |
| [08:27.95] | 【孙】哦 系统重新组装一下 再怼上 |
| [08:34.41] | 我不知道摁哪 【孙】你别动我 |
| [08:38.08] | 【孙】摁哪都抽你一会儿 |
| [08:39.66] | 就说啊 太胖了 【孙】别胡说 |
| [08:41.82] | 有病 【孙】确实是 |
| [08:43.14] | 500多斤啊 朋友们 |
| [08:46.38] | 作为一个人类怎么能够 【孙】哎哎哎 |
| [08:49.00] | 又怎么了 【孙】您这什么话啊 什么叫作为一个人类啊 |
| [08:53.15] | 说你是人类 不愿意啦 【孙】我 |
| [08:57.26] | 在动物园你到底是养是当 |
| [09:03.73] | 【孙】我跟您说不清楚了知道吗 |
| [09:05.45] | 你是怎么出来的从动物园 【孙】谁怎么出来的 |
| [09:06.99] | 你是凭票出来的 还是窜出来的 |
| [09:09.34] | 【孙】还凭票出来的 您别胡说八道了啊 您说的都不对 |
| [09:15.81] | 怎么了 【孙】谁500多啊 |
| [09:17.86] | 多少斤 【孙】260 |
| [09:19.33] | 还说260呢 【孙】干嘛还说啊 是就 |
| [09:22.28] | 我老问他多少斤 【孙】怎么啦 |
| [09:24.60] | 他老跟我说 260 260 【孙】就是260 |
| [09:25.74] | 后来我才明白 【孙】明白什么啊 |
| [09:27.55] | 那秤就到260 |
| [09:31.90] | 【孙】我让秤蒙了 |
| [09:33.12] | 我怎么知道他500多斤呢 【孙】你胡说八道 |
| [09:35.39] | 后来他用俩秤 一脚站一个 全是260 |
| [09:39.33] | ...... |
| [09:44.04] | 【孙】合着我半扇儿260 |
| [09:47.47] | 啊 【孙】啊什么啊 |
| [09:48.98] | 500多斤大胖子 【孙】别胡说了 |
| [09:51.32] | 减肥吧 【孙】该减 |
| [09:52.58] | 朋友们 你看他捧哏的时候啊 也难受的慌 【孙】谁难受 |
| [09:54.72] | 但是有一个好处 【孙】您说 |
| [09:57.79] | 他可以把肚子放到桌子上 |
| [10:00.02] | 再捧哏 他舒服好多 【孙】您等等 这都胡说八道 |
| [10:04.22] | 【孙】你那只眼睛看见我肚子在桌子上 |
| [10:10.52] | 我有这么多眼睛吗 |
| [10:12.44] | 【孙】废话 我知道你眼睛在哪 这大饼子脸 你瞅瞅 |
| [10:22.67] | 那不就在这儿吗 【孙】哦那是眼睛啊 我当刀口呢 |
| [10:31.28] | 我又没截肢 眉毛以下【孙】你没截肢你手这样 |
| [10:36.88] | 这天生的 |
| [10:43.48] | 【孙】这天生截肢的 您别胡说了 |
| [10:49.97] | 就是太胖了 【孙】是胖点 |
| [10:49.79] | 大伙瞧瞧啊 这肚子在桌子上没 |
| [10:55.72] | 你别动啊 【孙】干嘛啊 |
| [10:56.93] | 你别动 【孙】你干嘛 |
| [10:58.34] | 【孙】哎 你别动手动脚的啊 |
| [11:02.69] | 就在桌子上呢 【孙】你别胡说八道 |
| [11:05.31] | 当然了 他这大肚子也有好处 【孙】有什么好处 |
| [11:08.54] | 这半夜睡觉一扥 走你 |
| [11:16.83] | 哼哼 就盖上了 你知道吗 |
| [11:18.10] | 【孙】哦 我把肚皮扥上来了 我是肚皮扥上来了是脖子缩回去了 |
| [11:26.27] | 嚯 你脖子还能缩回去呢 |
| [11:30.75] | 【孙】废话 你让大伙琢磨着 |
| [11:33.80] | 你到底是养动物是当动物 |
| [11:37.06] | 【孙】这都是您嘴里胡说八道 谁肚子稀松成这样啊 |
| [11:41.20] | 肚皮松嘛 【孙】太松了这也 |
| [11:43.51] | 半夜他媳妇说了 老公我冷 走你 |
| [11:50.55] | 就给盖上了 【孙】哦 还盖上了 |
| [11:52.34] | 这边睡一个也没关系 走你 诶 两片 |
| [11:59.15] | 【孙】哦 我这肚皮 夜用的 |
| [12:08.15] | 我都听不懂 |
| [12:12.98] | 【孙】我也不明白 |
| [12:17.80] | 【孙】你有意思吗这样 |
| [12:19.49] | 我告诉你不要再瞎说了啊 【孙】你有意思吗 |
| [12:22.24] | 就是太胖了 他这个大肚子 开车都不方便 【孙】开车怎么了 |
| [12:27.42] | 开车他这肚子太大啊 容易蹭着方向盘 【孙】说着干嘛啊 |
| [12:30.38] | 真的他所有衣服都是露脐装 【孙】我还真爱露啊 |
| [12:35.30] | 都磨坏了 【孙】没听说过 |
| [12:36.89] | 开车的时候他是想出一个好主意 开车的时候把这肚皮 放到副驾驶 |
| [12:44.23] | 再开 舒服好多 【孙】哦 我这肚子太稀松了啊 你再说我抽你我告诉你 |
| [12:50.76] | 太胖了 【孙】别胡说 |
| [12:52.85] | 刚才咱们说这些啊 都是玩笑 【孙】都是玩笑 |
| [12:55.53] | 舞台上你一言我一语的玩笑 【孙】对 |
| [12:57.13] | 其实生活当中也有很多可乐的事情 【孙】是吗 |
| [12:59.87] | 特别的多 【孙】您说 |
| [13:01.90] | 就拿今天来说吧 他来的晚一些 【孙】是 |
| [13:04.23] | 本来北展演出啊 我们都特别重视 我们都早早的来了 【孙】商业演出 |
| [13:09.78] | 他来的晚 我给他打一电话 |
| [13:12.83] | 喂 孙老师 【孙】嗯 |
| [13:14.16] | 你在哪呢 他说什么 我在上网呢 我说这都几点了您还上网呢 |
| [13:20.39] | 他说一句话特别可乐 【孙】什么啊 |
| [13:21.47] | 嗨你不知道我媳妇叫网 |
| [13:29.82] | 我都不好意思说出来 【孙】你都说完了你都 |
| [13:36.03] | 【孙】什么话这叫 |
| [13:38.31] | 这都是可乐的事情嘛 【孙】没听说过 |
| [13:39.23] | 是不是 都是玩笑 【孙】你别开这玩笑啊 |
| [13:42.54] | 跟您逗 【孙】是么 |
| [13:43.34] | 其实他啊 生活很幸福 【孙】我确实幸福 |
| [13:45.89] | 很美满 你媳妇是养狗熊的吗 |
| [13:49.32] | 【孙】那还美满啊 |
| [13:53.02] | 那美满嘛 【孙】没听说过净丢棒子了 |
| [13:56.04] | 特别幸福 特别美满 【孙】是 |
| [13:57.60] | 今天在座的每一位 您都很幸福 【孙】幸福才能来这儿呢 |
| [14:02.34] | 因为啊 您掏得起这个钱 买这张票听相声 【孙】对 |
| [14:07.17] | 我怎么就不能幸福呢 【孙】什么啊 |
| [14:10.31] | 我啊 【孙】你怎么不能幸福 |
| [14:12.52] | 我特别不幸福 【孙】我看你挺开心的 |
| [14:16.18] | 那是一阵一阵的 碰见你了 |
| [14:23.49] | 【孙】哦 你拿我开心呢是吧 |
| [14:27.54] | 就就 偶尔才能开心一下 |
| [14:30.05] | 其实 我也有愿望啊 【孙】哦您也有愿望 |
| [14:33.39] | 我也有梦想啊 【孙】您还有梦想啊 |
| [14:35.07] | 当然了 【孙】什么梦想 |
| [14:35.82] | 我的梦想其实也不大 【孙】您说 |
| [14:38.21] | 我相当 宣武区的区长 我相当 崇文区的书记 这怎么样 |
| [14:45.97] | 【孙】这怎么样 |
| [14:47.94] | 为什么 【孙】俩区都没了 |
| [14:51.39] | 啊？ 俩蛆都没了？ 【孙】啊 |
| [14:54.12] | 变苍蝇了吗 【孙】什么蛆啊 |
| [14:58.92] | 不是 哎呀 我总能跟这动物 【孙】你总能跟这恶心的动物在一块你知道吗 |
| [15:08.08] | 就是说啊 【孙】您什么思维啊 |
| [15:11.02] | 这都是小小的愿望 【孙】哦 |
| [15:12.70] | 人都有幸福 我问你 家里有字典吗 【孙】有啊 |
| [15:17.25] | 知道幸福的定义吗 【孙】这没查过 |
| [15:20.56] | 不知道吧 幸福是什么 【孙】什么啊 |
| [15:21.49] | 什么叫幸福 【孙】您说 |
| [15:22.85] | 我认为这俩字拆开就是幸福 |
| [15:29.46] | 其实你懂得 你不敢 你不敢笑 怕你一笑 觉得你猥琐 |
| [15:36.56] | 其实就那样 你知道吗 【孙】不是什么意思 啊 |
| [15:40.76] | 幸福 这俩字拆开 就可以幸福 【孙】您说的是幸福啊 |
| [15:46.57] | 你以为呢 【孙】幸福呗 |
| [15:49.89] | 倒霉模样你看看 什么叫幸福啊 欲望得到满足时的状态 这叫幸福 【孙】哦 这么一个过程 |
| [15:59.98] | 对啦 高兴 幸福 【孙】哦 |
| [16:01.93] | 其实我也有自己的幸福 【孙】是么 |
| [16:03.56] | 我也想过要幸福 【孙】您要什么幸福 |
| [16:06.77] | 我最大幸福就是回家上上网 |
| [16:16.05] | 【孙】你这个幸福极其的不好 |
| [16:19.51] | 为什么 【孙】不能上网 |
| [16:24.76] | 那网吧的呢 【孙】单说 |
| [16:30.20] | 不是 我们家有电脑 【孙】不行 单说 |
| [16:33.18] | 行行行 上互联网行吧 【孙】还互联网 |
| [16:36.43] | 上网 回家上上网 满世界啊 前几天回家上网 满世界都是李娜的消息 【孙】对啊 |
| [16:42.64] | 夺冠了 【孙】中国人的骄傲啊 |
| [16:45.39] | 好事 李娜 了不起 【孙】了不起 |
| [16:48.03] | 我佩服她 【孙】真是 |
| [16:51.60] | 歌唱得好 跳水也行 最近又法网恢恢疏而不漏 【孙】这逮起来了这是 |
| [17:03.10] | 多了不起 【孙】什么玩意儿 哪个李娜啊 您这好几个了知道吗 |
| [17:10.32] | 李娜1 李娜2 李娜3嘛 【孙】李娜3还 |
| [17:13.03] | 李娜3 3D的嘛 【孙】没听说过 |
| [17:15.84] | 咱就说这个意思 李娜人家了不起 我不看她的消息 【孙】是么 |
| [17:20.57] | 玩游戏 我电脑里有游戏 【孙】什么啊 |
| [17:24.67] | 大伙都知道啊 植物大战僵尸 【孙】哦这老游戏了 |
| [17:27.23] | 植物大战僵尸 我玩了有一年多了 【孙】您太笨了 |
| [17:31.06] | 我心情特别的不好 【孙】怎么了 |
| [17:34.70] | 电脑上总是出现 【孙】出现什么 |
| [17:35.41] | 有一大波僵尸向你靠近 我玩了一年多了没见过大波僵尸 【孙】哦 |
| [17:43.32] | 我很郁闷 【孙】那您郁闷什么啊这多有盼头啊 |
| [17:50.43] | 大波僵尸嘛 后来 不玩了 【孙】别玩了 |
| [17:54.92] | 算了 我刚想关电脑 电脑上出现一句话 【孙】什么话 |
| [17:58.54] | 在你老婆不在家的时候玩的游戏哦 有没有 朋友们 你看看 |
| [18:06.61] | 【孙】哦 小广告 |
| [18:11.74] | 这不气人吗 这不勾搭14 5岁的少年犯罪吗 |
| [18:19.19] | 你哪疼啊你 |
| [18:23.26] | 再嚷嚷让你放隔壁去 知道吗 【孙】什么 |
| [18:28.75] | 给你放隔壁让你 【孙】不合适吧 |
| [18:33.33] | 就是这种游戏 讨厌 再说了 在老婆不在家的时候才能玩 【孙】啊 |
| [18:40.70] | 这不气人吗 【孙】气什么人啊 |
| [18:40.70] | 我没有老婆啊 |
| [18:42.98] | 【孙】您是真缺心眼啊 |
| [18:44.84] | 我没媳妇啊 【孙】没老婆更好 没老婆踏实 |
| [18:49.69] | 当然了 当初 我也曾经有过女朋友 【孙】哦 您有过女朋友 |
| [18:53.79] | 啊 女朋友 【孙】是么 |
| [18:55.63] | 这女朋友长得很漂亮 也很白净 【孙】是么 |
| [18:57.75] | 但是 她就是嫌我那什么 【孙】嫌你什么啊 |
| [19:02.44] | 她嫌我不够爷们儿 文言文来说就是 嫌我娘们儿唧唧 |
| [19:09.37] | 【孙】您真糟践文言词您 |
| [19:11.88] | 我能不生气吗 【孙】那您得生气 |
| [19:13.40] | 我得跟她吵啊 【孙】是啊 |
| [19:15.17] | 越吵越激烈 越吵越激烈 【孙】哎呦 |
| [19:17.03] | 到最后 我哭了 【孙】嗨 |
| [19:22.03] | 【孙】不碍人家说你 |
| [19:23.63] | 闷闷的哭 【孙】还闷闷的哭 |
| [19:26.69] | 难受 都是人啊 【孙】哎呦 |
| [19:29.10] | 凭什么 【孙】您不拿个手绢吗 |
| [19:32.90] | 后来算了 分手了 【孙】废话 |
| [19:37.99] | 甭理她 我走我的 【孙】快走吧 |
| [19:39.48] | 不久之后 我又搞了一个女朋友 【孙】哎呦挺有能耐啊 |
| [19:43.15] | 那是 长得也很漂亮 也很贤惠 【孙】哎呦 |
| [19:46.92] | 他就是嫌我不够爷们 就是 【孙】哦 娘们唧唧 |
| [19:56.57] | 嗯 【孙】嗯！ |
| [19:57.56] | 我不准备跟她吵了 【孙】怎么了 |
| [20:00.06] | 我怕我再哭了 【孙】眼窝还真浅 |
| [20:04.39] | 我请她出去吃饭 【孙】哦 缓解一下气氛 |
| [20:06.77] | 当然了 去那个大饭馆 去吃饭 到那点菜 我女朋友啊 想吃那个大龙虾 |
| [20:15.13] | 我想吃小龙虾 她非要吃大龙虾 我非要吃小龙虾 我很生气 |
| [20:21.32] | 为了显示我够爷们儿 拍案而起 我啪一拍桌子 我站起来了 |
| [20:27.34] | 我要跟她说两句 【孙】说什么 |
| [20:28.75] | 小怎么了 小怎么了 小就不能满足你了吗 |
| [20:37.35] | 【孙】您还真直白 |
| [20:40.18] | 不生气 【孙】哦您说这是龙虾吗 |
| [20:46.01] | 管着吗 话音刚落 有好些双眼睛向我投来 【孙】废话 |
| [20:50.49] | 异样的眼光看着我 【孙】没见过这么大胆的 |
| [20:54.36] | 我女朋友扬长而去 【孙】早该走了 |
| [21:00.29] | 走掉了 【孙】没给你嘴巴就不错了 |
| [21:02.47] | 算了 我不再搞女朋友了 【孙】是么 |
| [21:03.81] | 我自己挺好的 【孙】您不交个男朋友吗 |
| [21:13.21] | 【孙】说心坎里了 |
| [21:16.49] | 不了 【孙】不了？真想过是怎么着 |
| [21:19.44] | 其实我这人是挺好的啊 【孙】是么 |
| [21:22.52] | 我也没什么不良嗜好 |
| [21:25.33] | 我就好抽个烟 【孙】您就剩抽烟了 |
| [21:28.65] | 抽烟怎么了 抽烟对身体有好处啊 对不对啊 【孙】您等等 |
| [21:33.70] | 特别有好处啊 【孙】谁告诉你的 抽烟没好处 |
| [21:36.54] | 有好处啊 【孙】没有 |
| [21:37.68] | 一点常识都没有 【孙】谁没有常识 |
| [21:39.69] | 每一个烟盒上都写着呢 抽烟有害 但是健康 对不对 |
| [21:48.73] | 【孙】我把字典借你吧 什么玩意啊 |
| [21:51.31] | 他健康啊 【孙】还加什么但是 |
| [21:53.78] | 但是后来呢 我看了一个电视节目 【孙】什么电视 |
| [21:57.08] | 电视上说啊 抽烟啊对身体不好 容易猝死 【孙】我勒个乖 肺癌啊 |
| [22:02.00] | 我还很年轻啊 以后的路还很长 【孙】对 |
| [22:04.66] | 打那天起 我是一咬牙一跺脚 【孙】戒烟 |
| [22:08.98] | 不看那个节目了 【孙】您远大的志向 |
| [22:12.68] | 省的它气我 【孙】哎呦 |
| [22:16.44] | 不光电视气着我了 就连门口加油站他都气我 【孙】加油站气您干吗啊 |
| [22:21.00] | 现在这些个加油站啊 他有促销 【孙】哎 有 |
| [22:24.59] | 加一箱油给一份报纸 给一份地图 你要是办卡加的多的话给一个GPS 【孙】哎呦 |
| [22:32.27] | 那天我就去了 加完油 我就说来个GPS 【孙】这倒霉德行 |
| [22:38.35] | 来GPS 【孙】嚯 这要饭呢 |
| [22:41.64] | 来一个 那位说了 没有 没有GPS 【孙】不是有吗 |
| [22:47.54] | 就不给你 为什么 GPS他有积分啊 【孙】多少分 |
| [22:56.15] | 70万分 给你一个GPS 【孙】那多少是一分啊 |
| [22:59.80] | 一箱油是一分 我就这么跟你说 秦始皇活到现在24小时开车他要不了GPS |
| [23:08.26] | 这不骗人吗 【孙】这压根就没有啊这 |
| [23:16.26] | 不能给你GPS 【孙】给不了 |
| [23:17.48] | 再说了 你自行车要什么GPS啊 【孙】啊 您等等 |
| [23:23.50] | 蒸馒头机要什么GPS啊 【孙】您自行车加什么油啊 |
| [23:30.04] | 不得膏油吗 【孙】哎呦 你不怕蹬着了啊 |
| [23:36.22] | 什么叫蹬着了啊 【孙】那一打火就着了 |
| [23:39.01] | 多么的气人啊 【孙】哟哟哟 还多么的气人 |
| [23:41.60] | 气死我了 你给我来个地图 【孙】这倒霉模样你看 |
| [23:47.89] | 你去哪 我指给你 多气人啊 【孙】人家是为您着想 |
| [23:55.22] | 我走了 买馒头去了 【孙】还是饿了 |
| [24:00.99] | 第二天 上我们门口 【孙】怎么样 |
| [24:04.10] | 一饭馆 【孙】什么饭馆 |
| [24:05.31] | 广东早茶 【孙】哦 |
| [24:08.30] | 什么叫广东早茶 【孙】你说说 |
| [24:09.36] | 就是广东的早点 【孙】没说一样 |
| [24:11.91] | 广东早茶 广东广东那个饭馆 【孙】哦 |
| [24:15.13] | 进去 我进去了 往里一坐 离我不远 有一个小黑胖子坐那了 |
| [24:26.09] | 【孙】什么意思 【岳】别捣乱啊 |
| [24:28.92] | 有一个小黑胖子 【孙】小黑胖子 |
| [24:30.68] | 个不高 是吧 挺胖的挺黑的 这儿有一桃心 【孙】哦 那吃货是吧 |
| [24:41.27] | 我端详他 【孙】端详他干嘛 |
| [24:43.77] | 小黑胖子往那一坐 从兜里掏出100块钱来 啪拍在桌子上 来100块钱早点 【孙】作死样 |
| [24:51.88] | 你看倒霉模样 服务员过来了 先生我们这儿不卖半份儿的 【孙】200一份儿啊 |
| [25:01.94] | 多么的给噶 【孙】哦这是外语吧这是 |
| [25:06.49] | 我都替他尴尬的慌 【孙】对 |
| [25:09.47] | 再看这小黑胖子 行 过来 你们这儿有二尺长的龙虾吗 【孙】喜欢大的 |
| [25:25.12] | 有二尺长的龙虾吗 服务员说了 先生 我们这儿没有二尺长的龙虾 |
| [25:30.72] | 我们这儿有二尺七的龙虾 这更大 【孙】二尺七 |
| [25:38.13] | 哼 二尺长的龙虾的都没有 给来份儿早点 【孙】这二尺七没听见啊 |
| [25:46.66] | 我都替他难受的慌 【孙】哎呦 |
| [25:48.83] | 我走了 回家去 【孙】您等等 您没吃就走了 |
| [25:53.79] | 我得吃吗 【孙】您废话 您净上那瞅演去了 |
| [25:56.87] | 我来一份儿 【孙】你来一份儿吃的啊 |
| [26:00.78] | 服务员 给我来碗汤 【孙】光喝汤啊 |
| [26:02.89] | 便宜啊 【孙】便宜 光喝汤更贵 |
| [26:07.24] | 不大会儿功夫 上来一碗 这碗还湿的 【孙】湿的 没擦干净 |
| [26:13.17] | 没擦干净啊 拿走 服务员说了 先生这是您的汤 |
| [26:24.09] | 【孙】哎呦 这也太少了 |
| [26:24.47] | 流着眼泪我就走了 【孙】您别流了 眼泪都比汤多 |
| [26:30.27] | 我很难受啊 【孙】哎呦 |
| [26:31.59] | 下午我又来了 【孙】你怎么又去了 |
| [26:35.89] | 我就为看看小黑胖子在不在 【孙】你特意看他 |
| [26:37.96] | 啊对对对 【孙】怎么了你 |
| [26:40.49] | 他还真在 【孙】还在呢 |
| [26:43.04] | 往那一坐 服务员 给我来一份儿鱼翅炒饭 不大会儿功夫 上来了 |
| [26:51.54] | 再看这小黑胖子 拿起筷子来 扒拉扒拉 扒拉半天 不知道扒拉什么 |
| [26:58.27] | 喊服务员 服务员 把你们的厨子叫上来 不大会儿功夫 来一厨子 |
| [27:04.54] | 一米9几 大胖子 这手拿一菜刀 这手拿一炒勺 【孙】这后厨做什么呢这是 |
| [27:10.75] | 冲那个小黑胖子过来了 干嘛啊 你找我啊 幸会幸会幸会 【孙】还真客气 |
| [27:20.03] | 你们这儿鱼翅炒饭 我扒拉半天 没有鱼翅啊 鱼翅在哪啊 |
| [27:27.10] | 厨师说了 我的名字叫鱼翅 我炒的饭 |
| [27:34.26] | 再看这小黑胖子 一顿猛吃啊 【孙】还是害怕 |
| [27:41.24] | 当时我都难受了 真是 亲爱的朋友们 怎么会有这样的人啊 |
| [27:47.32] | 对不对 他可能比我还要不幸福 【孙】确实 |
| [27:48.45] | 转眼间啊 我上厕所了 【孙】干嘛去啊 |
| [27:51.13] | 打开水龙头 用凉水扑到脸上清醒一下 【孙】哦 平静一下 |
| [27:58.57] | 扑到脸上 冲着镜子里的我 我要说两句 【孙】说什么 |
| [28:02.52] | 哎 云鹏 你不错 【孙】哦 夸夸自己 |
| [28:09.40] | 你很棒 而且你很帅 |
| [28:15.90] | 【孙】哦这个镜子回答了 |
| [28:19.90] | 【孙】镜子都碎了 |
| [28:23.16] | 你很精神 你给我上来 |
| [28:34.89] | 他挑衅我 |
| [28:43.32] | 【孙】像话吗 找你男朋友去 |
| [28:48.10] | 我就说 怎么了 特别帅 真的 而且你很棒 |
| [28:59.50] | 【孙】这多少块镜子啊这是 |
| [29:01.52] | 我看好你哦 |
| [29:09.03] | 【孙】嚯 连洗手池都碎了 |
| [29:12.36] | 你们都疯了吗你们 【孙】就等这个呢 |
| [29:17.58] | 都买票了吗都 你很棒 看谁累 你很帅 你是真的很帅 好吧好吧我认错了 |
| [29:34.90] | 【孙】认错早都拆迁了我告诉你 |
| [29:41.97] | 但是你还是不错的 你和超人有共同点 【孙】你和超人都有共同点？ |
| [29:48.63] | 都有蓝秋裤 【孙】哎 |
| [29:51.31] | 但是你和超人唯一的区别就是你没穿内裤 【孙】哎呦 |
| [29:57.23] | 【孙】您还真凉快啊 |
| [29:59.58] | 而且超人的裤衩在外头 【孙】人家最起码有啊 |
| [30:03.67] | 你不错 【孙】还不错呢 |
| [30:06.46] | 说完了我自己心里平静了许多 【孙】是 |
| [30:10.63] | 我就打厕所出来了 【孙】快走吧 |
| [30:13.10] | 在厕所门口抬头一看 又打对面的厕所出来一个男的 |
| [30:24.67] | 我没走错啊 再看对面那个小黑胖子 看见了我 撒腿就跑 |
| [30:35.78] | 小黑胖子跑了 他刚跑了 又打对面厕所出来一女的 |
| [30:42.32] | 追他 追他 刚才在厕所捣鼓半天我都不敢出来 打他 【孙】哎呀 |
| [30:48.30] | 出去好些个人把小黑胖子摁倒在地 【孙】诶呀 |
| [30:54.26] | 噼里啪啦噼里啪啦 一顿猛踹啊 我心里啊 十分的 十分的 【孙】怎么样 |
| [31:00.16] | 不怎么好受 真的【孙】您心软 |
| [31:05.13] | 我扒拉开了人群 【孙】您拉拉架 |
| [31:07.96] | 打打打 【孙】您更狠 |
| [31:14.26] | 你吓我一跳知道吗 【孙】吓你一跳 |
| [31:17.26] | 我以为我走错了呢 【孙】你心里真脆弱 |
| [31:23.74] | 踢死你 【孙】哎 |
| [31:26.03] | 让你吃 |
| [31:39.61] | 别笑话我啊 【孙】你比我还害怕是吗 |
| [31:44.10] | 抬头一看 【孙】怎么样 |
| [31:46.63] | 万家灯火 【孙】都晚上了 |
| [31:48.05] | 低头一瞧 【孙】怎么样 |
| [31:49.45] | 小黑胖子 【孙】打半天啊 |
| [31:54.86] | 都打黑了你看看 【孙】你们太狠了 |
| [31:56.71] | 走吧 往前走 越走越饿 越走越饿 【孙】您光打人没吃饭 |
| [32:01.79] | 我正走着呢 又打那边过来一个城管的车 我看见城管的车撒腿就跑 |
| [32:08.85] | 【孙】你跑什么啊 【岳】甭管 |
| [32:12.75] | 往前跑 传过三条胡同 我看见一个卖羊肉串的 已经烤好了100多串 |
| [32:20.77] | 我chua的一下100多串都拿在我手里 我边吃边跟他说 吃完给钱 |
| [32:24.70] | 我正吃着呢 城管的车过来了 再看这个烤羊肉串的 抱起炉子就跑了 |
| [32:28.06] | 【孙】你太缺德了你 |
| [32:32.74] | 哼 【孙】腐蚀劳动人民的成果 |
| [32:36.28] | 100多串 【孙】哎呀 |
| [32:38.79] | 挨个吃 【孙】挨个吃 |
| [32:40.45] | 我正吃着呢 城管过来了 他问我 【孙】问什么啊 |
| [32:43.30] | 哎 烤串的 【孙】把你当烤串的 |
| [32:48.75] | 谁烤串了 【孙】你啊 |
| [32:50.63] | 我吃串的 你见过吃串的手里拿100多串啊 【孙】这太少了 |
| [32:57.76] | 你就是烤串的 【孙】认准了 |
| [33:03.65] | 我就是吃串的 怎么着吧 弄死我？ 【孙】你可别打这赌啊 |
| [33:09.73] | 你以为我们不敢啊 城管 |
| [33:17.33] | 【孙】咱们算是得罪人了 |
| [33:19.53] | 反正我是吃串的 【孙】100多串呢 |
| [33:23.01] | 这样吧 100多串你都吃下去 算你是吃串的 你要是吃不下去 【孙】怎么样 |
| [33:33.61] | 我们是城管哦 【孙】你要倒霉哦 |
| [33:41.59] | 吃吧 【孙】吃吧 |
| [33:41.59] | gagaga 吃 闭上眼吃 猛吃 再一次张开眼之后我在医院里 【孙】医院里？ |
| [33:54.93] | 浑身的绷带啊 绷带都红了 都是血啊 【孙】您等等 |
| [33:58.62] | 【孙】您不是100多串都吃了吗 打你干嘛 |
| [34:03.56] | 是啊 就差一串 实在是吃不下去了 【孙】打死你都不多 我搞告诉你 倒霉德行 |
| [34:15.97] | 一顿猛踹啊 差点没踹死我啊 【孙】哎呦 |
| [34:23.57] | 浑身都是血啊 【孙】好 |
| [34:25.87] | 难受啊 我扭头一瞧 我又乐了 【孙】你怎么又乐了 |
| [34:31.40] | 旁边也有一人 浑身是血 都是绷带 往外滴血 【孙】嚯 |
| [34:36.37] | 都红了 【孙】是么 |
| [34:37.41] | 我得问问他啊 【孙】问他什么啊 |
| [34:38.78] | 哥们你这也是被城管打的吗 不是 【孙】那怎么了 |
| [34:42.35] | 那怎么回事 怎么这么惨啊 【孙】怎么进来的 |
| [34:44.39] | 我是走错厕所了 【孙】小黑胖子 |
| ti: wo yao xing fu | |
| ar: yue yun peng sun yue | |
| al: | |
| [00:03.97] | ai ya sun ai ya |
| [00:07.71] | sun zhe liang guan zi qi shui |
| [00:13.00] | shi tian de ma |
| [00:15.66] | xie xie |
| [00:19.59] | xie xie qin ai de guan zhong peng you men |
| [00:19.59] | ban yi re lie de zhang sheng |
| [00:21.36] | qi shi a da huo gu zhang gei shui gu zhang a |
| [00:22.36] | sun gei shui a |
| [00:23.53] | de yun she |
| [00:23.53] | sun dui |
| [00:27.20] | zhe san ge zi nin ai ting de yun she de xiang sheng |
| [00:29.77] | jin tian zhe yi chang jie mu |
| [00:31.24] | dou shi wo shi fu guo de gang qin zi chuang zuo de jie mu |
| [00:34.27] | wo men ne dou hai hen nian qing |
| [00:35.27] | ke neng mei you ta biao yan de hao |
| [00:37.29] | ru guo shuo wo men shuo zhe shuo zhe you wang ci de xian xiang zen me ban ne |
| [00:40.94] | sun zen me ban ya |
| [00:42.37] | bu tui piao |
| [00:45.26] | sun gen ni shi fu yi ge de xing |
| [00:47.43] | zhe shi wo men de fu wu zong zhi |
| [00:50.41] | sun wo men jiu shi bu tui piao |
| [00:51.72] | wu lun ru he bu neng tui piao tai diu ren le |
| [00:54.46] | wo shi fu chuang zuo de zuo pin you hen duo |
| [00:56.01] | wo men chong xin yan yi yi xia |
| [00:58.29] | da huo ne yuan yi ting, qi shi wo men ne ye yuan yi shuo |
| [01:01.35] | sun dang ran le |
| [01:01.63] | shang le tai lai a, xian zuo yi ge jie shao |
| [01:05.85] | wo jiao yue yun peng, shi yi ge xiao xue sheng |
| [01:07.11] | sun nin ke qi |
| [01:08.11] | zhe wei lao shi sun nin lao shi a ta jiao shen me ming zi |
| [01:10.87] | ta jiao.. |
| [01:16.46] | ei zhe xiang sheng ne, shi si men gong ke |
| [01:17.96] | sun deng deng deng deng... |
| [01:17.96] | shi shuo xue dou chang |
| [01:19.03] | sun wo jiao shen me ming zi mei shuo ne |
| [01:20.71] | wang que le |
| [01:25.15] | sun nin hao yi si ma |
| [01:26.99] | zen me la |
| [01:27.69] | sun an lia yi chang ni ba wo ming zi wang le |
| [01:29.62] | yun xu ma sun bu yun xu a |
| [01:31.84] | na gei wo xie xu de shi jian rang wo xiang yi xiang a |
| [01:33.92] | sun huo hai xie xu de shi jian xing xiang bu qi lai zai xie ni |
| [01:42.52] | jiao shen me lai zhe sun hao hao xiang |
| [01:44.34] | ni bie shuo a sun wo bu shuo nin bie bu shuo |
| [01:47.95] | jiao shen me lai zhe sun xiang qi lai le |
| [01:51.97] | ni shuo ba sun mei xiang qi lai, ni pai shen me shou a |
| [01:56.39] | shi zai shi xiang bu qi lai la |
| [01:58.54] | sun ai yo yo yo de le bie fei na jin le sun yue |
| [02:02.21] | sun yue zhe fang fu shi ge nv tong zhi a |
| [02:07.37] | zai shuo le sun yue zhe shi ge ren ming zi a? |
| [02:16.19] | sun o.. zhe yue yun peng shi gou ming zi a |
| [02:18.62] | zen me shuo hua ne sun ni zen me shuo hua ne |
| [02:22.99] | sun yue zhe shi ge nv tong zhi a sun mei you |
| [02:23.90] | zhu ni ping an xin qing bu cuo wo xin fei xiang |
| [02:27.94] | sun wo fei de qi lai me wo |
| [02:30.36] | sun wo nan de |
| [02:31.93] | bian xing le |
| [02:31.93] | sun a |
| [02:34.31] | tai guo zuo de |
| [02:34.31] | sun mei mei you wang han can zhe bian a |
| [02:38.08] | a |
| [02:38.89] | sun bu shi na ge shuo xiang sheng na ge |
| [02:40.40] | zen me you huai yun le? |
| [02:42.97] | sun gan ma hai you... huai yun le? |
| [02:44.71] | qi bao tai |
| [02:47.54] | sun nin deng deng |
| [02:50.09] | sun nin beng fei hua a |
| [02:52.02] | sun hai qi bao tai nin zhe shen me shou shi |
| [02:55.12] | sun ai hei hei you dian xue wen zhe shi jiu zhe shi qi |
| [03:01.26] | zhe shi jiu zhe shi qi |
| [03:08.83] | wo kan zhe ni shou ai |
| [03:13.50] | sun de le shui shou ai a ni zhe tou liang jie zen me zhe me ping a |
| [03:19.36] | sun nin xiao shi hou gan shen me lai ne nin shi bu shi ba huo che lai ne |
| [03:24.76] | ba huo che ye bu neng zhe me ba a |
| [03:27.91] | sun fei hua ni bu shi mei ba zhu ma |
| [03:30.43] | sun na you shou zhe me ping a zhe wan yi er |
| [03:32.45] | qi bao tai sun de le |
| [03:40.16] | sun ni zhe gou 90 du zhi dao ma |
| [03:42.61] | qi shi qi sun wa |
| [03:47.59] | sun xing la |
| [03:51.08] | zhe yang jiu xiang le ba sun zhe dou ning yi kuai er le dou shen me a |
| [03:54.18] | shi bu shi qi bao tai sun shui qi bao tai a ba wo men dang hu lu wa ne |
| [03:58.82] | hu lu ma ma sun ai |
| [04:03.69] | shi bu shi ta sun shui a hai hu lu ma ma |
| [04:03.69] | shuo xiang sheng de sun nan de |
| [04:10.10] | kai nin wan xiao sun beng kai zhe wan xiao |
| [04:10.10] | sun yue sun lao shi sun shi wo |
| [04:11.78] | xi huan shuo xiang sheng sun dang ran le |
| [04:13.41] | da xiao a jiu kai shi xue xi |
| [04:15.28] | sun da xiao xue |
| [04:17.32] | si wu sui kai shi lian xi sun |
| [04:21.09] | hou lai ne xiao xue bi ye yi hou jiu can jia gong zuo le sun ai |
| [04:17.96] | zai bei jing zhao le fen gong zuo sun nin deng yi xia |
| [04:24.63] | sun wo xiao xue bi ye can jia gong zuo wo xiao xue bi ye duo da a |
| [04:30.35] | 23 a |
| [04:34.01] | sun ai ya ni hai wo de qing chun |
| [04:40.47] | sun wo zhe bu quan zao jian le ma |
| [04:41.95] | ni de qing chun ni zuo zhu a sun fei hua |
| [04:44.45] | sun wo zuo zhu ni shuo shi mo a |
| [04:47.23] | ni zai xiao xue si nian ji gen ni men ban zhu ren jie hun le sun ai mei you |
| [04:55.05] | sun bie hu shuo ba dao a |
| [04:55.05] | hong dong le bei jing cheng a |
| [04:57.10] | sun xing la na de shi a mei you a |
| [04:59.33] | shi bu shi xiao xue sun mei you mei you can jia gong zuo gao zhong bi ye |
| [05:03.96] | gao zhong bi ye can jia gong zuo le sun dui |
| [05:07.23] | zai bei jing dong wu yuan dang dong wu |
| [05:11.70] | sun o wo xian zai suan shi xia ban gan hui lai de |
| [05:13.61] | bu yuan bu yuan sun shen me bu yuan a |
| [05:17.15] | ...... |
| [05:22.03] | sun nin hui shuo ren hua ma |
| [05:25.07] | jiu shi ge bi xiao men sun shen me xiao men a xiao men dou du shang le ni zhi dao ma |
| [05:31.36] | ni neng cuan guo lai a sun wo cuan shen me cuan |
| [05:34.53] | sun wo dou zai kong zhong ban yi gen tou zai |
| [05:38.12] | ni shen shou min jie ma sun shui min jie beng fei hua a |
| [05:42.04] | sun shen me jiao dang dong wu a yue bu shi ma sun ren na jiao yang dong wu |
| [05:48.68] | sun a shen me a |
| [05:50.30] | hai yang dong wu na wo wu hui le |
| [05:51.30] | yang dong wu yang da xiang sun dui dui dui |
| [05:52.62] | yang le 10 nian de da xiang sun zhen de 10 nian |
| [05:56.76] | da xiang shi yue lai yu shou |
| [06:02.19] | ni dong de |
| [06:05.79] | ...... |
| [06:09.94] | sun wo tou si liao le |
| [06:13.36] | jin tian cai cheng ren ni kan kan sun shui cheng ren le |
| [06:15.14] | shi bu shi cong xiao men shun chu qu de sun mei ting shuo guo |
| [06:19.05] | sun xiang hua ma zhe dou zan bie hu shuo le xing ba |
| [06:21.75] | mei hu shuo a sun mei you mei you |
| [06:24.91] | yang da xiang shi yang guo ba yang le shi nian de da xiang sun shi nian |
| [06:27.97] | hou lai jiu cong dong wu yuan chu lai le sun bu gan le |
| [06:29.59] | da huo jiu cha yi le yo dong wu yuan chu lai de kuai pao kuai pao dou pao le |
| [06:33.88] | sun wo hai dai zhe lian zi ne shi zen me zhao |
| [06:37.27] | shi me sun shen me shi me gan ma kuai pao kuai pao a |
| [06:40.75] | hou lai jiu shuo le xiang sheng le sun hui gui ben hang |
| [06:43.65] | xiang sheng shuo de ye bu cuo sun kua wo |
| [06:45.95] | shi yi ge hao yan yuan sun xie xie nin |
| [06:46.87] | dan shi ne qian xie ri zi ta qing jia le sun ai qing le yi zhen jia |
| [06:49.42] | ta mei you zai wu tai shang chu xian wei shi me ne ta bing le sun de le dian xiao bing |
| [06:54.20] | tui ai sun ei |
| [06:58.49] | tui ai sun ai ai ai nin you dian chang shi xing ma |
| [07:04.54] | zen me le sun shen me shi hou chu le tui ai zhe zhong bing le |
| [07:01.88] | sun nin dan fan tui you mao bing you ke neng shi gu ai |
| [07:09.63] | gu ai a sun dui |
| [07:14.20] | wa sai sun wa sai shen me wa sai |
| [07:16.60] | hao zhi ma zen me hui shi sun shen me hao zhi ma cheng zhen de le mei you mei you de shi |
| [07:20.26] | fan zheng jiu shi bing le sun xiao mao bing |
| [07:24.24] | chui guan xia zhai dao zhi yao jian pan tu chu zui hou ne shuang tui shi ming ye bu hao shou |
| [07:32.53] | sun nin deng deng ba zhe dou shen me si wei fang shi a zhe ge shuang tui hai shi ming |
| [07:36.44] | zhe shuang tui mei you fang xiang gan le shi bu shi shi ming liao |
| [07:40.41] | sun ai you nin zhe ge bu hao li jie |
| [07:43.27] | zou dao dou pao pian le dou |
| [07:47.78] | ...... |
| [07:50.72] | sun wo yao dou zhe yang le hai neng jiao zou dao ma |
| [07:54.48] | na jiu shi bu shu fu sun shi bu shu fu |
| [07:56.63] | shang yi yuan qu jian cha sun jian cha le yi xia |
| [07:57.38] | yi sheng jian yi rang ta cong mei mao yi xia jie zhi |
| [08:02.73] | ta bu gan |
| [08:03.85] | sun fei hua |
| [08:04.80] | ta shuo ta neng kang zhe sun dui le |
| [08:06.94] | sun wo yao gan wo si le wo tui teng neng cong zhe er lai yi dao a |
| [08:12.72] | jiu zhe er sun na ne |
| [08:13.78] | te bie wei miao sun shen me wei miao a nin zhe shou yi shi zen me zhao |
| [08:18.84] | zen me hui shou yi ne sun bu neng zhe me kai wan xiao zhe ge |
| [08:21.43] | fan zheng jiu shi zheng ge nong xia lai sun nong xia lai |
| [08:25.38] | zhe ge xi tong ne chong xin zu zhuang yi xia zai dui shang |
| [08:27.95] | sun o xi tong chong xin zu zhuang yi xia zai dui shang |
| [08:34.41] | wo bu zhi dao en na sun ni bie dong wo |
| [08:38.08] | sun en na dou chou ni yi hui er |
| [08:39.66] | jiu shuo a tai pang le sun bie hu shuo |
| [08:41.82] | you bing sun que shi shi |
| [08:43.14] | 500 duo jin a peng you men |
| [08:46.38] | zuo wei yi ge ren lei zen me neng gou sun ai ai ai |
| [08:49.00] | you zen me le sun nin zhe shen me hua a shen me jiao zuo wei yi ge ren lei a |
| [08:53.15] | shuo ni shi ren lei bu yuan yi la sun wo |
| [08:57.26] | zai dong wu yuan ni dao di shi yang shi dang |
| [09:03.73] | sun wo gen nin shuo bu qing chu le zhi dao ma |
| [09:05.45] | ni shi zen me chu lai de cong dong wu yuan sun shui zen me chu lai de |
| [09:06.99] | ni shi ping piao chu lai de hai shi cuan chu lai de |
| [09:09.34] | sun hai ping piao chu lai de nin bie hu shuo ba dao le a nin shuo de dou bu dui |
| [09:15.81] | zen me le sun shui 500 duo a |
| [09:17.86] | duo shao jin sun 260 |
| [09:19.33] | hai shuo 260 ne sun gan ma hai shuo a shi jiu |
| [09:22.28] | wo lao wen ta duo shao jin sun zen me la |
| [09:24.60] | ta lao gen wo shuo 260 260 sun jiu shi 260 |
| [09:25.74] | hou lai wo cai ming bai sun ming bai shen me a |
| [09:27.55] | na cheng jiu dao 260 |
| [09:31.90] | sun wo rang cheng meng le |
| [09:33.12] | wo zen me zhi dao ta 500 duo jin ne sun ni hu shuo ba dao |
| [09:35.39] | hou lai ta yong lia cheng yi jiao zhan yi ge quan shi 260 |
| [09:39.33] | ...... |
| [09:44.04] | sun he zhe wo ban shan er 260 |
| [09:47.47] | a sun a shen me a |
| [09:48.98] | 500 duo jin da pang zi sun bie hu shuo le |
| [09:51.32] | jian fei ba sun gai jian |
| [09:52.58] | peng you men ni kan ta peng gen de shi hou a ye nan shou de huang sun shui nan shou |
| [09:54.72] | dan shi you yi ge hao chu sun nin shuo |
| [09:57.79] | ta ke yi ba du zi fang dao zhuo zi shang |
| [10:00.02] | zai peng gen ta shu fu hao duo sun nin deng deng zhe dou hu shuo ba dao |
| [10:04.22] | sun ni na zhi yan jing kan jian wo du zi zai zhuo zi shang |
| [10:10.52] | wo you zhe me duo yan jing ma |
| [10:12.44] | sun fei hua wo zhi dao ni yan jing zai na zhe da bing zi lian ni chou chou |
| [10:22.67] | na bu jiu zai zhe er ma sun o na shi yan jing a wo dang dao kou ne |
| [10:31.28] | wo you mei jie zhi mei mao yi xia sun ni mei jie zhi ni shou zhe yang |
| [10:36.88] | zhe tian sheng de |
| [10:43.48] | sun zhe tian sheng jie zhi de nin bie hu shuo le |
| [10:49.97] | jiu shi tai pang le sun shi pang dian |
| [10:49.79] | da huo qiao qiao a zhe du zi zai zhuo zi shang mei |
| [10:55.72] | ni bie dong a sun gan ma a |
| [10:56.93] | ni bie dong sun ni gan ma |
| [10:58.34] | sun ai ni bie dong shou dong jiao de a |
| [11:02.69] | jiu zai zhuo zi shang ne sun ni bie hu shuo ba dao |
| [11:05.31] | dang ran le ta zhe da du zi ye you hao chu sun you shen me hao chu |
| [11:08.54] | zhe ban ye shui jiao yi den zou ni |
| [11:16.83] | heng heng jiu gai shang le ni zhi dao ma |
| [11:18.10] | sun o wo ba du pi den shang lai le wo shi du pi den shang lai le shi bo zi suo hui qu le |
| [11:26.27] | huo ni bo zi hai neng suo hui qu ne |
| [11:30.75] | sun fei hua ni rang da huo zuo mo zhe |
| [11:33.80] | ni dao di shi yang dong wu shi dang dong wu |
| [11:37.06] | sun zhe dou shi nin zui li hu shuo ba dao shui du zi xi song cheng zhe yang a |
| [11:41.20] | du pi song ma sun tai song le zhe ye |
| [11:43.51] | ban ye ta xi fu shuo le lao gong wo leng zou ni |
| [11:50.55] | jiu gei gai shang le sun o hai gai shang le |
| [11:52.34] | zhe bian shui yi ge ye mei guan xi zou ni ei liang pian |
| [11:59.15] | sun o wo zhe du pi ye yong de |
| [12:08.15] | wo dou ting bu dong |
| [12:12.98] | sun wo ye bu ming bai |
| [12:17.80] | sun ni you yi si ma zhe yang |
| [12:19.49] | wo gao su ni bu yao zai xia shuo le a sun ni you yi si ma |
| [12:22.24] | jiu shi tai pang le ta zhe ge da du zi kai che dou bu fang bian sun kai che zen me le |
| [12:27.42] | kai che ta zhe du zi tai da a rong yi ceng zhe fang xiang pan sun shuo zhe gan ma a |
| [12:30.38] | zhen de ta suo you yi fu dou shi lu qi zhuang sun wo hai zhen ai lu a |
| [12:35.30] | dou mo huai le sun mei ting shuo guo |
| [12:36.89] | kai che de shi hou ta shi xiang chu yi ge hao zhu yi kai che de shi hou ba zhe du pi fang dao fu jia shi |
| [12:44.23] | zai kai shu fu hao duo sun o wo zhe du zi tai xi song le a ni zai shuo wo chou ni wo gao su ni |
| [12:50.76] | tai pang le sun bie hu shuo |
| [12:52.85] | gang cai zan men shuo zhei xie a dou shi wan xiao sun dou shi wan xiao |
| [12:55.53] | wu tai shang ni yi yan wo yi yu de wan xiao sun dui |
| [12:57.13] | qi shi sheng huo dang zhong ye you hen duo ke le de shi qing sun shi ma |
| [12:59.87] | te bie de duo sun nin shuo |
| [13:01.90] | jiu na jin tian lai shuo ba ta lai de wan yi xie sun shi |
| [13:04.23] | ben lai bei zhan yan chu a wo men dou te bie zhong shi wo men dou zao zao de lai le sun shang ye yan chu |
| [13:09.78] | ta lai de wan wo gei ta da yi dian hua |
| [13:12.83] | wei sun lao shi sun |
| [13:14.16] | ni zai na ne ta shuo shi mo wo zai shang wang ne wo shuo zhe dou ji dian le nin hai shang wang ne |
| [13:20.39] | ta shuo yi ju hua te bie ke le sun shen me a |
| [13:21.47] | hai ni bu zhi dao wo xi fu jiao wang |
| [13:29.82] | wo dou bu hao yi si shuo chu lai sun ni dou shuo wan le ni dou |
| [13:36.03] | sun shen me hua zhe jiao |
| [13:38.31] | zhe dou shi ke le de shi qing ma sun mei ting shuo guo |
| [13:39.23] | shi bu shi dou shi wan xiao sun ni bie kai zhe wan xiao a |
| [13:42.54] | gen nin dou sun shi me |
| [13:43.34] | qi shi ta a sheng huo hen xing fu sun wo que shi xing fu |
| [13:45.89] | hen mei man ni xi fu shi yang gou xiong de ma |
| [13:49.32] | sun na hai mei man a |
| [13:53.02] | na mei man ma sun mei ting shuo guo jing diu bang zi le |
| [13:56.04] | te bie xing fu te bie mei man sun shi |
| [13:57.60] | jin tian zai zuo de mei yi wei nin dou hen xing fu sun xing fu cai neng lai zhe er ne |
| [14:02.34] | yin wei a nin tao de qi zhe ge qian mai zhe zhang piao ting xiang sheng sun dui |
| [14:07.17] | wo zen me jiu bu neng xing fu ne sun shen me a |
| [14:10.31] | wo a sun ni zen me bu neng xing fu |
| [14:12.52] | wo te bie bu xing fu sun wo kan ni ting kai xin de |
| [14:16.18] | na shi yi zhen yi zhen de peng jian ni le |
| [14:23.49] | sun o ni na wo kai xin ne shi ba |
| [14:27.54] | jiu jiu ou er cai neng kai xin yi xia |
| [14:30.05] | qi shi wo ye you yuan wang a sun o nin ye you yuan wang |
| [14:33.39] | wo ye you meng xiang a sun nin hai you meng xiang a |
| [14:35.07] | dang ran le sun shen me meng xiang |
| [14:35.82] | wo de meng xiang qi shi ye bu da sun nin shuo |
| [14:38.21] | wo xiang dang xuan wu qu de qu zhang wo xiang dang chong wen qu de shu ji zhe zen me yang |
| [14:45.97] | sun zhe zen me yang |
| [14:47.94] | wei shi me sun lia qu dou mei le |
| [14:51.39] | a? lia qu dou mei le? sun a |
| [14:54.12] | bian cang ying le ma sun shen me qu a |
| [14:58.92] | bu shi ai ya wo zong neng gen zhe dong wu sun ni zong neng gen zhe e xin de dong wu zai yi kuai ni zhi dao ma |
| [15:08.08] | jiu shi shuo a sun nin shen me si wei a |
| [15:11.02] | zhe dou shi xiao xiao de yuan wang sun o |
| [15:12.70] | ren dou you xing fu wo wen ni jia li you zi dian ma sun you a |
| [15:17.25] | zhi dao xing fu de ding yi ma sun zhe mei cha guo |
| [15:20.56] | bu zhi dao ba xing fu shi shen me sun shen me a |
| [15:21.49] | shen me jiao xing fu sun nin shuo |
| [15:22.85] | wo ren wei zhe lia zi chai kai jiu shi xing fu |
| [15:29.46] | qi shi ni dong de ni bu gan ni bu gan xiao pa ni yi xiao jue de ni wei suo |
| [15:36.56] | qi shi jiu na yang ni zhi dao ma sun bu shi shen me yi si a |
| [15:40.76] | xing fu zhe lia zi chai kai jiu ke yi xing fu sun nin shuo de shi xing fu a |
| [15:46.57] | ni yi wei ne sun xing fu bei |
| [15:49.89] | dao mei mu yang ni kan kan shen me jiao xing fu a yu wang de dao man zu shi de zhuang tai zhe jiao xing fu sun o zhe me yi ge guo cheng |
| [15:59.98] | dui la gao xing xing fu sun o |
| [16:01.93] | qi shi wo ye you zi ji de xing fu sun shi me |
| [16:03.56] | wo ye xiang guo yao xing fu sun nin yao shen me xing fu |
| [16:06.77] | wo zui da xing fu jiu shi hui jia shang shang wang |
| [16:16.05] | sun ni zhe ge xing fu ji qi de bu hao |
| [16:19.51] | wei shi me sun bu neng shang wang |
| [16:24.76] | na wang ba de ne sun dan shuo |
| [16:30.20] | bu shi wo men jia you dian nao sun bu xing dan shuo |
| [16:33.18] | xing xing xing shang hu lian wang xing ba sun hai hu lian wang |
| [16:36.43] | shang wang hui jia shang shang wang man shi jie a qian ji tian hui jia shang wang man shi jie dou shi li na de xiao xi sun dui a |
| [16:42.64] | duo guan le sun zhong guo ren de jiao ao a |
| [16:45.39] | hao shi li na liao bu qi sun liao bu qi |
| [16:48.03] | wo pei fu ta sun zhen shi |
| [16:51.60] | ge chang de hao tiao shui ye xing zui jin you fa wang hui hui shu er bu lou sun zhe dai qi lai le zhe shi |
| [17:03.10] | duo liao bu qi sun shen me wan yi er nei ge li na a nin zhe hao ji ge le zhi dao ma |
| [17:10.32] | li na 1 li na 2 li na 3 ma sun li na 3 hai |
| [17:13.03] | li na 3 3D de ma sun mei ting shuo guo |
| [17:15.84] | zan jiu shuo zhe ge yi si li na ren jia liao bu qi wo bu kan ta de xiao xi sun shi me |
| [17:20.57] | wan you xi wo dian nao li you you xi sun shen me a |
| [17:24.67] | da huo dou zhi dao a zhi wu da zhan jiang shi sun o zhe lao you xi le |
| [17:27.23] | zhi wu da zhan jiang shi wo wan le you yi nian duo le sun nin tai ben le |
| [17:31.06] | wo xin qing te bie de bu hao sun zen me le |
| [17:34.70] | dian nao shang zong shi chu xian sun chu xian shen me |
| [17:35.41] | you yi da bo jiang shi xiang ni kao jin wo wan le yi nian duo le mei jian guo da bo jiang shi sun o |
| [17:43.32] | wo hen yu men sun na nin yu men shen me a zhe duo you pan tou a |
| [17:50.43] | da bo jiang shi ma hou lai bu wan le sun bie wan le |
| [17:54.92] | suan le wo gang xiang guan dian nao dian nao shang chu xian yi ju hua sun shen me hua |
| [17:58.54] | zai ni lao po bu zai jia de shi hou wan de you xi o you mei you peng you men ni kan kan |
| [18:06.61] | sun o xiao guang gao |
| [18:11.74] | zhe bu qi ren ma zhe bu gou da 14 5 sui de shao nian fan zui ma |
| [18:19.19] | ni na teng a ni |
| [18:23.26] | zai rang rng rang ni fang ge bi qu zhi dao ma sun shen me |
| [18:28.75] | gei ni fang ge bi rang ni sun bu he shi ba |
| [18:33.33] | jiu shi zhe zhong you xi tao yan zai shuo le zai lao po bu zai jia de shi hou cai neng wan sun a |
| [18:40.70] | zhe bu qi ren ma sun qi shen me ren a |
| [18:40.70] | wo mei you lao po a |
| [18:42.98] | sun nin shi zhen que xin yan a |
| [18:44.84] | wo mei xi fu a sun mei lao po geng hao mei lao po ta shi |
| [18:49.69] | dang ran le dang chu wo ye zeng jing you guo nv peng you sun o nin you guo nv peng you |
| [18:53.79] | a nv peng you sun shi me |
| [18:55.63] | zhe nv peng you zhang de hen piao liang ye hen bai jing sun shi me |
| [18:57.75] | dan shi ta jiu shi xian wo na shen me sun xian ni shen me a |
| [19:02.44] | ta xian wo bu gou ye men er wen yan wen lai shuo jiu shi xian wo niang men er ji ji |
| [19:09.37] | sun nin zhen zao jian wen yan ci nin |
| [19:11.88] | wo neng bu sheng qi ma sun na nin de sheng qi |
| [19:13.40] | wo de gen ta chao a sun shi a |
| [19:15.17] | yue chao yue ji lie yue chao yue ji lie sun ai you |
| [19:17.03] | dao zui hou wo ku le sun hai |
| [19:22.03] | sun bu ai ren jia shuo ni |
| [19:23.63] | men men de ku sun hai men men de ku |
| [19:26.69] | nan shou dou shi ren a sun ai you |
| [19:29.10] | ping shen me sun nin bu na ge shou juan ma |
| [19:32.90] | hou lai suan le fen shou le sun fei hua |
| [19:37.99] | beng li ta wo zou wo de sun kuai zou ba |
| [19:39.48] | bu jiu zhi hou wo you gao le yi ge nv peng you sun ai you ting you neng nai a |
| [19:43.15] | na shi zhang de ye hen piao liang ye hen xian hui sun ai you |
| [19:46.92] | ta jiu shi xian wo bu gou ye men jiu shi sun o niang men ji ji |
| [19:56.57] | sun ! |
| [19:57.56] | wo bu zhun bei gen ta chao le sun zen me le |
| [20:00.06] | wo pa wo zai ku le sun yan wo hai zhen qian |
| [20:04.39] | wo qing ta chu qu chi fan sun o huan jie yi xia qi fen |
| [20:06.77] | dang ran le qu na ge da fan guan qu chi fan dao na dian cai wo nv peng you a xiang chi na ge da long xia |
| [20:15.13] | wo xiang chi xiao long xia ta fei yao chi da long xia wo fei yao chi xiao long xia wo hen sheng qi |
| [20:21.32] | wei le xian shi wo gou ye men er pai an er qi wo pa yi pai zhuo zi wo zhan qi lai le |
| [20:27.34] | wo yao gen ta shuo liang ju sun shuo shi mo |
| [20:28.75] | xiao zen me le xiao zen me le xiao jiu bu neng man zu ni le ma |
| [20:37.35] | sun nin hai zhen zhi bai |
| [20:40.18] | bu sheng qi sun o nin shuo zhe shi long xia ma |
| [20:46.01] | guan zhe ma hua yin gang luo you hao xie shuang yan jing xiang wo tou lai sun fei hua |
| [20:50.49] | yi yang de yan guang kan zhe wo sun mei jian guo zhe me da dan de |
| [20:54.36] | wo nv peng you yang chang er qu sun zao gai zou le |
| [21:00.29] | zou diao le sun mei gei ni zui ba jiu bu cuo le |
| [21:02.47] | suan le wo bu zai gao nv peng you le sun shi me |
| [21:03.81] | wo zi ji ting hao de sun nin bu jiao ge nan peng you ma |
| [21:13.21] | sun shuo xin kan li le |
| [21:16.49] | bu liao sun bu liao? zhen xiang guo shi zen me zhao |
| [21:19.44] | qi shi wo zhe ren shi ting hao de a sun shi me |
| [21:22.52] | wo ye mei shen me bu liang shi hao |
| [21:25.33] | wo jiu hao chou ge yan sun nin jiu sheng chou yan le |
| [21:28.65] | chou yan zen me le chou yan dui shen ti you hao chu a dui bu dui a sun nin deng deng |
| [21:33.70] | te bie you hao chu a sun shui gao su ni de chou yan mei hao chu |
| [21:36.54] | you hao chu a sun mei you |
| [21:37.68] | yi dian chang shi dou mei you sun shui mei you chang shi |
| [21:39.69] | mei yi ge yan he shang dou xie zhe ne chou yan you hai dan shi jian kang dui bu dui |
| [21:48.73] | sun wo ba zi dian jie ni ba shen me wan yi a |
| [21:51.31] | ta jian kang a sun hai jia shen me dan shi |
| [21:53.78] | dan shi hou lai ne wo kan le yi ge dian shi jie mu sun shen me dian shi |
| [21:57.08] | dian shi shang shuo a chou yan a dui shen ti bu hao rong yi cu si sun wo lei ge guai fei ai a |
| [22:02.00] | wo hai hen nian qing a yi hou de lu hai hen zhang sun dui |
| [22:04.66] | da na tian qi wo shi yi yao ya yi duo jiao sun jie yan |
| [22:08.98] | bu kan na ge jie mu le sun nin yuan da de zhi xiang |
| [22:12.68] | sheng de ta qi wo sun ai you |
| [22:16.44] | bu guang dian shi qi zhe wo le jiu lian men kou jia you zhan ta dou qi wo sun jia you zhan qi nin gan ma a |
| [22:21.00] | xian zai zhei xie ge jia you zhan a ta you cu xiao sun ai you |
| [22:24.59] | jia yi xiang you gei yi fen bao zhi gei yi fen di tu ni yao shi ban ka jia de duo de hua gei yi ge GPS sun ai you |
| [22:32.27] | na tian wo jiu qu le jia wan you wo jiu shuo lai ge GPS sun zhe dao mei de xing |
| [22:38.35] | lai GPS sun huo zhe yao fan ne |
| [22:41.64] | lai yi ge na wei shuo le mei you mei you GPS sun bu shi you ma |
| [22:47.54] | jiu bu gei ni wei shi me GPS ta you ji fen a sun duo shao fen |
| [22:56.15] | 70 wan fen gei ni yi ge GPS sun na duo shao shi yi fen a |
| [22:59.80] | yi xiang you shi yi fen wo jiu zhe me gen ni shuo qin shi huang huo dao xian zai 24 xiao shi kai che ta yao bu liao GPS |
| [23:08.26] | zhe bu pian ren ma sun zhe ya gen jiu mei you a zhe |
| [23:16.26] | bu neng gei ni GPS sun gei bu liao |
| [23:17.48] | zai shuo le ni zi xing che yao shen me GPS a sun a nin deng deng |
| [23:23.50] | zheng man tou ji yao shen me GPS a sun nin zi xing che jia shen me you a |
| [23:30.04] | bu de gao you ma sun ai you ni bu pa deng zhe le a |
| [23:36.22] | shen me jiao deng zhe le a sun na yi da huo jiu zhe le |
| [23:39.01] | duo me de qi ren a sun yo yo yo hai duo me de qi ren |
| [23:41.60] | qi si wo le ni gei wo lai ge di tu sun zhe dao mei mu yang ni kan |
| [23:47.89] | ni qu na wo zhi gei ni duo qi ren a sun ren jia shi wei nin zhuo xiang |
| [23:55.22] | wo zou le mai man tou qu le sun hai shi e le |
| [24:00.99] | di er tian shang wo men men kou sun zen me yang |
| [24:04.10] | yi fan guan sun shen me fan guan |
| [24:05.31] | guang dong zao cha sun o |
| [24:08.30] | shen me jiao guang dong zao cha sun ni shuo shuo |
| [24:09.36] | jiu shi guang dong de zao dian sun mei shuo yi yang |
| [24:11.91] | guang dong zao cha guang dong guang dong na ge fan guan sun o |
| [24:15.13] | jin qu wo jin qu le wang li yi zuo li wo bu yuan you yi ge xiao hei pang zi zuo na le |
| [24:26.09] | sun shen me yi si yue bie dao luan a |
| [24:28.92] | you yi ge xiao hei pang zi sun xiao hei pang zi |
| [24:30.68] | ge bu gao shi ba ting pang de ting hei de zhe er you yi tao xin sun o na chi huo shi ba |
| [24:41.27] | wo duan xiang ta sun duan xiang ta gan ma |
| [24:43.77] | xiao hei pang zi wang na yi zuo cong dou li tao chu 100 kuai qian lai pa pai zai zhuo zi shang lai 100 kuai qian zao dian sun zuo si yang |
| [24:51.88] | ni kan dao mei mu yang fu wu yuan guo lai le xian sheng wo men zhe er bu mai ban fen er de sun 200 yi fen er a |
| [25:01.94] | duo me de gei ga sun o zhe shi wai yu ba zhe shi |
| [25:06.49] | wo dou ti ta gan ga de huang sun dui |
| [25:09.47] | zai kan zhe xiao hei pang zi xing guo lai ni men zhe er you er chi zhang de long xia ma sun xi huan da de |
| [25:25.12] | you er chi zhang de long xia ma fu wu yuan shuo le xian sheng wo men zhe er mei you er chi zhang de long xia |
| [25:30.72] | wo men zhe er you er chi qi de long xia zhe geng da sun er chi qi |
| [25:38.13] | heng er chi zhang de long xia de dou mei you gei lai fen er zao dian sun zhe er chi qi mei ting jian a |
| [25:46.66] | wo dou ti ta nan shou de huang sun ai you |
| [25:48.83] | wo zou le hui jia qu sun nin deng deng nin mei chi jiu zou le |
| [25:53.79] | wo de chi ma sun nin fei hua nin jing shang na chou yan qu le |
| [25:56.87] | wo lai yi fen er sun ni lai yi fen er chi de a |
| [26:00.78] | fu wu yuan gei wo lai wan tang sun guang he tang a |
| [26:02.89] | pian yi a sun pian yi guang he tang geng gui |
| [26:07.24] | bu da hui er gong fu shang lai yi wan zhe wan hai shi de sun shi de mei ca gan jing |
| [26:13.17] | mei ca gan jing a na zou fu wu yuan shuo le xian sheng zhe shi nin de tang |
| [26:24.09] | sun ai you zhe ye tai shao le |
| [26:24.47] | liu zhuo yan lei wo jiu zou le sun nin bie liu le yan lei dou bi tang duo |
| [26:30.27] | wo hen nan shou a sun ai you |
| [26:31.59] | xia wu wo you lai le sun ni zen me you qu le |
| [26:35.89] | wo jiu wei kan kan xiao hei pang zi zai bu zai sun ni te yi kan ta |
| [26:37.96] | a dui dui dui sun zen me le ni |
| [26:40.49] | ta hai zhen zai sun hai zai ne |
| [26:43.04] | wang na yi zuo fu wu yuan gei wo lai yi fen er yu chi chao fan bu da hui er gong fu shang lai le |
| [26:51.54] | zai kan zhe xiao hei pang zi na qi kuai zi lai ba la ba la ba la ban tian bu zhi dao ba la shen me |
| [26:58.27] | han fu wu yuan fu wu yuan ba ni men de chu zi jiao shang lai bu da hui er gong fu lai yi chu zi |
| [27:04.54] | yi mi 9 ji da pang zi zhe shou na yi cai dao zhe shou na yi chao shao sun zhe hou chu zuo shi mo ne zhe shi |
| [27:10.75] | chong na ge xiao hei pang zi guo lai le gan ma a ni zhao wo a xing hui xing hui xing hui sun hai zhen ke qi |
| [27:20.03] | ni men zhe er yu chi chao fan wo ba la ban tian mei you yu chi a yu chi zai na a |
| [27:27.10] | chu shi shuo le wo de ming zi jiao yu chi wo chao de fan |
| [27:34.26] | zai kan zhe xiao hei pang zi yi dun meng chi a sun hai shi hai pa |
| [27:41.24] | dang shi wo dou nan shou le zhen shi qin ai de peng you men zen me hui you zhe yang de ren a |
| [27:47.32] | dui bu dui ta ke neng bi wo hai yao bu xing fu sun que shi |
| [27:48.45] | zhuan yan jian a wo shang ce suo le sun gan ma qu a |
| [27:51.13] | da kai shui long tou yong liang shui pu dao lian shang qing xing yi xia sun o ping jing yi xia |
| [27:58.57] | pu dao lian shang chong zhe jing zi li de wo wo yao shuo liang ju sun shuo shi mo |
| [28:02.52] | ai yun peng ni bu cuo sun o kua kua zi ji |
| [28:09.40] | ni hen bang er qie ni hen shuai |
| [28:15.90] | sun o zhe ge jing zi hui da le |
| [28:19.90] | sun jing zi dou sui le |
| [28:23.16] | ni hen jing shen ni gei wo shang lai |
| [28:34.89] | ta tiao xin wo |
| [28:43.32] | sun xiang hua ma zhao ni nan peng you qu |
| [28:48.10] | wo jiu shuo zen me le te bie shuai zhen de er qie ni hen bang |
| [28:59.50] | sun zhe duo shao kuai jing zi a zhe shi |
| [29:01.52] | wo kan hao ni o |
| [29:09.03] | sun huo lian xi shou chi dou sui le |
| [29:12.36] | ni men dou feng le ma ni men sun jiu deng zhe ge ne |
| [29:17.58] | dou mai piao le ma dou ni hen bang kan shui lei ni hen shuai ni shi zhen de hen shuai hao ba hao ba wo ren cuo le |
| [29:34.90] | sun ren cuo zao dou chai qian le wo gao su ni |
| [29:41.97] | dan shi ni hai shi bu cuo de ni he chao ren you gong tong dian sun ni he chao ren dou you gong tong dian? |
| [29:48.63] | dou you lan qiu ku sun ai |
| [29:51.31] | dan shi ni he chao ren wei yi de qu bie jiu shi ni mei chuan nei ku sun ai you |
| [29:57.23] | sun nin hai zhen liang kuai a |
| [29:59.58] | er qie chao ren de ku cha zai wai tou sun ren jia zui qi ma you a |
| [30:03.67] | ni bu cuo sun hai bu cuo ne |
| [30:06.46] | shuo wan le wo zi ji xin li ping jing le xu duo sun shi |
| [30:10.63] | wo jiu da ce suo chu lai le sun kuai zou ba |
| [30:13.10] | zai ce suo men kou tai tou yi kan you da dui mian di ce suo chu lai yi ge nan de |
| [30:24.67] | wo mei zou cuo a zai kan dui mian na ge xiao hei pang zi kan jian le wo sa tui jiu pao |
| [30:35.78] | xiao hei pang zi pao le ta gang pao le you da dui mian ce suo chu lai yi nv de |
| [30:42.32] | zhui ta zhui ta gang cai zai ce suo dao gu ban tian wo dou bu gan chu lai da ta sun ai ya |
| [30:48.30] | chu qu hao xie ge ren ba xiao hei pang zi en dao zai di sun ei ya |
| [30:54.26] | pi li pa la pi li pa la yi dun meng chuai a wo xin li a shi fen de shi fen de sun zen me yang |
| [31:00.16] | bu zen me hao shou zhen de sun nin xin ruan |
| [31:05.13] | wo ba la kai le ren qun sun nin la la jia |
| [31:07.96] | da da da sun nin geng hen |
| [31:14.26] | ni xia wo yi tiao zhi dao ma sun xia ni yi tiao |
| [31:17.26] | wo yi wei wo zou cuo le ne sun ni xin li zhen cui ruo |
| [31:23.74] | ti si ni sun ai |
| [31:26.03] | rang ni chi |
| [31:39.61] | bie xiao hua wo a sun ni bi wo hai hai pa shi ma |
| [31:44.10] | tai tou yi kan sun zen me yang |
| [31:46.63] | wan jia deng huo sun dou wan shang le |
| [31:48.05] | di tou yi qiao sun zen me yang |
| [31:49.45] | xiao hei pang zi sun da ban tian a |
| [31:54.86] | dou da hei le ni kan kan sun ni men tai hen le |
| [31:56.71] | zou ba wang qian zou yue zou yue e yue zou yue e sun nin guang da ren mei chi fan |
| [32:01.79] | wo zheng zou zhe ne you da na bian guo lai yi ge cheng guan de che wo kan jian cheng guan de che sa tui jiu pao |
| [32:08.85] | sun ni pao shen me a yue beng guan |
| [32:12.75] | wang qian pao chuan guo san tiao hu tong wo kan jian yi ge mai yang rou chuan de yi jing kao hao le 100 duo chuan |
| [32:20.77] | wo chua de yi xia 100 duo chuan dou na zai wo shou li wo bian chi bian gen ta shuo chi wan gei qian |
| [32:24.70] | wo zheng chi zhe ne cheng guan de che guo lai le zai kan zhe ge kao yang rou chuan de bao qi lu zi jiu pao le |
| [32:28.06] | sun ni tai que de le ni |
| [32:32.74] | heng sun fu shi lao dong ren min de cheng guo |
| [32:36.28] | 100 duo chuan sun ai ya |
| [32:38.79] | ai ge chi sun ai ge chi |
| [32:40.45] | wo zheng chi zhe ne cheng guan guo lai le ta wen wo sun wen shen me a |
| [32:43.30] | ai kao chuan de sun ba ni dang kao chuan de |
| [32:48.75] | shui kao chuan le sun ni a |
| [32:50.63] | wo chi chuan de ni jian guo chi chuan de shou li na 100 duo chuan a sun zhe tai shao le |
| [32:57.76] | ni jiu shi kao chuan de sun ren zhun le |
| [33:03.65] | wo jiu shi chi chuan de zen me zhao ba nong si wo? sun ni ke bie da zhe du a |
| [33:09.73] | ni yi wei wo men bu gan a cheng guan |
| [33:17.33] | sun zan men suan shi de zui ren le |
| [33:19.53] | fan zheng wo shi chi chuan de sun 100 duo chuan ne |
| [33:23.01] | zhe yang ba 100 duo chuan ni dou chi xia qu suan ni shi chi chuan de ni yao shi chi bu xia qu sun zen me yang |
| [33:33.61] | wo men shi cheng guan o sun ni yao dao mei o |
| [33:41.59] | chi ba sun chi ba |
| [33:41.59] | gagaga chi bi shang yan chi meng chi zai yi ci zhang kai yan zhi hou wo zai yi yuan li sun yi yuan li? |
| [33:54.93] | hun shen de beng dai a beng dai dou hong le dou shi xue a sun nin deng deng |
| [33:58.62] | sun nin bu shi 100 duo chuan dou chi le ma da ni gan ma |
| [34:03.56] | shi a jiu cha yi chuan shi zai shi chi bu xia qu le sun da si ni dou bu duo wo gao gao su ni dao mei de xing |
| [34:15.97] | yi dun meng chuai a cha dian mei chuai si wo a sun ai you |
| [34:23.57] | hun shen dou shi xue a sun hao |
| [34:25.87] | nan shou a wo niu tou yi qiao wo you le le sun ni zen me you le le |
| [34:31.40] | pang bian ye you yi ren hun shen shi xue dou shi beng dai wang wai di xue sun huo |
| [34:36.37] | dou hong le sun shi me |
| [34:37.41] | wo de wen wen ta a sun wen ta shen me a |
| [34:38.78] | ge men ni zhe ye shi bei cheng guan da de ma bu shi sun na zen me le |
| [34:42.35] | na zen me hui shi zen me zhe me can a sun zen me jin lai de |
| [34:44.39] | wo shi zou cuo ce suo le sun xiao hei pang zi |
| ti: wǒ yào xìng fú | |
| ar: yuè yún péng sūn yuè | |
| al: | |
| [00:03.97] | āi yā sūn āi yā |
| [00:07.71] | sūn zhè liǎng guàn zi qì shuǐ |
| [00:13.00] | shì tián de ma |
| [00:15.66] | xiè xiè |
| [00:19.59] | xiè xiè qīn ài de guān zhòng péng yǒu men |
| [00:19.59] | bàn yǐ rè liè de zhǎng shēng |
| [00:21.36] | qí shí a dà huǒ gǔ zhǎng gěi shuí gǔ zhǎng a |
| [00:22.36] | sūn gěi shuí a |
| [00:23.53] | dé yún shè |
| [00:23.53] | sūn duì |
| [00:27.20] | zhè sān ge zì nín ài tīng dé yún shè de xiàng sheng |
| [00:29.77] | jīn tiān zhè yī chǎng jié mù |
| [00:31.24] | dōu shì wǒ shī fū guō dé gāng qīn zì chuàng zuò de jié mù |
| [00:34.27] | wǒ men ne dōu hái hěn nián qīng |
| [00:35.27] | kě néng méi yǒu tā biǎo yǎn de hǎo |
| [00:37.29] | rú guǒ shuō wǒ men shuō zhe shuō zhe yǒu wàng cí de xiàn xiàng zěn me bàn ne |
| [00:40.94] | sūn zěn me bàn ya |
| [00:42.37] | bù tuì piào |
| [00:45.26] | sūn gēn nǐ shī fū yí gè dé xíng |
| [00:47.43] | zhè shì wǒ men de fú wù zōng zhǐ |
| [00:50.41] | sūn wǒ men jiù shì bù tuì piào |
| [00:51.72] | wú lùn rú hé bù néng tuì piào tài diū rén le |
| [00:54.46] | wǒ shī fù chuàng zuò de zuò pǐn yǒu hěn duō |
| [00:56.01] | wǒ men chóng xīn yǎn yì yī xià |
| [00:58.29] | dà huǒ ne yuàn yì tīng, qí shí wǒ men ne yě yuàn yì shuō |
| [01:01.35] | sūn dāng rán le |
| [01:01.63] | shàng le tái lái a, xiān zuò yí gè jiè shào |
| [01:05.85] | wǒ jiào yuè yún péng, shì yí gè xiǎo xué shēng |
| [01:07.11] | sūn nín kè qì |
| [01:08.11] | zhè wèi lǎo shī sūn nín lǎo shī a tā jiào shén me míng zì |
| [01:10.87] | tā jiào.. |
| [01:16.46] | éi zhè xiàng sheng ne, shì sì mén gōng kè |
| [01:17.96] | sūn děng děng děng děng... |
| [01:17.96] | shì shuō xué dòu chàng |
| [01:19.03] | sūn wǒ jiào shén me míng zì méi shuō ne |
| [01:20.71] | wàng què le |
| [01:25.15] | sūn nín hǎo yì sī ma |
| [01:26.99] | zěn me la |
| [01:27.69] | sūn ǎn liǎ yī chǎng nǐ bǎ wǒ míng zì wàng le |
| [01:29.62] | yǔn xǔ ma sūn bù yǔn xǔ a |
| [01:31.84] | nà gěi wǒ xiē xǔ de shí jiān ràng wǒ xiǎng yī xiǎng a |
| [01:33.92] | sūn huò hái xiē xǔ de shí jiān xíng xiǎng bù qǐ lái zài xiē nǐ |
| [01:42.52] | jiào shén me lái zhe sūn hǎo hǎo xiǎng |
| [01:44.34] | nǐ bié shuō a sūn wǒ bù shuō nín bié bù shuō |
| [01:47.95] | jiào shén me lái zhe sūn xiǎng qǐ lái le |
| [01:51.97] | nǐ shuō ba sūn méi xiǎng qǐ lái, nǐ pāi shén me shǒu a |
| [01:56.39] | shí zài shì xiǎng bù qǐ lái la |
| [01:58.54] | sūn āi yō yō yō dé le bié fèi nà jìn le sūn yuè |
| [02:02.21] | sūn yuè zhè fǎng fú shì gè nǚ tóng zhì a |
| [02:07.37] | zài shuō le sūn yuè zhè shì gè rén míng zì a? |
| [02:16.19] | sūn ó.. zhè yuè yún péng shì gǒu míng zì a |
| [02:18.62] | zěn me shuō huà ne sūn nǐ zěn me shuō huà ne |
| [02:22.99] | sūn yuè zhè shì gè nǚ tóng zhì a sūn méi yǒu |
| [02:23.90] | zhù nǐ píng ān xīn qíng bù cuò wǒ xīn fēi xiáng |
| [02:27.94] | sūn wǒ fēi dé qǐ lái me wǒ |
| [02:30.36] | sūn wǒ nán de |
| [02:31.93] | biàn xìng le |
| [02:31.93] | sūn a |
| [02:34.31] | tài guó zuò de |
| [02:34.31] | sūn méi méi yǒu wǎng hán càn zhe biàn a |
| [02:38.08] | a |
| [02:38.89] | sūn bú shì nà gè shuō xiàng sheng nà gè |
| [02:40.40] | zěn me yòu huái yùn le? |
| [02:42.97] | sūn gàn ma hái yòu... huái yùn le? |
| [02:44.71] | qī bāo tāi |
| [02:47.54] | sūn nín děng děng |
| [02:50.09] | sūn nín béng fèi huà a |
| [02:52.02] | sūn hái qī bāo tāi nín zhè shén me shǒu shì |
| [02:55.12] | sūn āi hēi hēi yǒu diǎn xué wèn zhè shì jiǔ zhè shì qī |
| [03:01.26] | zhè shì jiǔ zhè shì qī |
| [03:08.83] | wǒ kàn zhè nǐ shǒu ái |
| [03:13.50] | sūn dé le shuí shǒu ái a nǐ zhè tóu liǎng jié zěn me zhè me píng a |
| [03:19.36] | sūn nín xiǎo shí hòu gàn shén me lái ne nín shì bú shì bā huǒ chē lái ne |
| [03:24.76] | bā huǒ chē yě bù néng zhè me bā a |
| [03:27.91] | sūn fèi huà nǐ bú shì méi bā zhù ma |
| [03:30.43] | sūn nǎ yǒu shǒu zhè me píng a zhè wán yì ér |
| [03:32.45] | qī bāo tāi sūn dé le |
| [03:40.16] | sūn nǐ zhè gòu 90 dù zhī dào ma |
| [03:42.61] | qī shí qī sūn wa |
| [03:47.59] | sūn xíng la |
| [03:51.08] | zhè yàng jiù xiàng le ba sūn zhè dōu níng yí kuài ér le dōu shén me a |
| [03:54.18] | shì bú shì qī bāo tāi sūn shuí qī bāo tāi a bǎ wǒ men dāng hú lú wá ne |
| [03:58.82] | hú lú mā mā sūn āi |
| [04:03.69] | shì bú shì tā sūn shuí a hái hú lú mā mā |
| [04:03.69] | shuō xiàng sheng de sūn nán de |
| [04:10.10] | kāi nín wán xiào sūn béng kāi zhe wán xiào |
| [04:10.10] | sūn yuè sūn lǎo shī sūn shì wǒ |
| [04:11.78] | xǐ huān shuō xiàng sheng sūn dāng rán le |
| [04:13.41] | dǎ xiǎo a jiù kāi shǐ xué xí |
| [04:15.28] | sūn dǎ xiǎo xué |
| [04:17.32] | sì wǔ suì kāi shǐ liàn xí sūn |
| [04:21.09] | hòu lái ne xiǎo xué bì yè yǐ hòu jiù cān jiā gōng zuò le sūn āi |
| [04:17.96] | zài běi jīng zhǎo le fèn gōng zuò sūn nín děng yī xià |
| [04:24.63] | sūn wǒ xiǎo xué bì yè cān jiā gōng zuò wǒ xiǎo xué bì yè duō dà a |
| [04:30.35] | 23 a |
| [04:34.01] | sūn āi yā nǐ hái wǒ de qīng chūn |
| [04:40.47] | sūn wǒ zhè bù quán zāo jiàn le ma |
| [04:41.95] | nǐ de qīng chūn nǐ zuò zhǔ a sūn fèi huà |
| [04:44.45] | sūn wǒ zuò zhǔ nǐ shuō shí mǒ a |
| [04:47.23] | nǐ zài xiǎo xué sì nián jí gēn nǐ men bān zhǔ rèn jié hūn le sūn āi méi yǒu |
| [04:55.05] | sūn bié hú shuō bā dào a |
| [04:55.05] | hōng dòng le běi jīng chéng a |
| [04:57.10] | sūn xíng la nǎ de shì a méi yǒu a |
| [04:59.33] | shì bú shì xiǎo xué sūn méi yǒu méi yǒu cān jiā gōng zuò gāo zhōng bì yè |
| [05:03.96] | gāo zhōng bì yè cān jiā gōng zuò le sūn duì |
| [05:07.23] | zài běi jīng dòng wù yuán dāng dòng wù |
| [05:11.70] | sūn ó wǒ xiàn zài suàn shì xià bān gǎn huí lái de |
| [05:13.61] | bù yuǎn bù yuǎn sūn shén me bù yuǎn a |
| [05:17.15] | ...... |
| [05:22.03] | sūn nín huì shuō rén huà ma |
| [05:25.07] | jiù shì gé bì xiǎo mén sūn shén me xiǎo mén a xiǎo mén dōu dǔ shàng le nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [05:31.36] | nǐ néng cuàn guò lái a sūn wǒ cuàn shén me cuàn |
| [05:34.53] | sūn wǒ dōu zài kōng zhōng bàn yī gēn tou zài |
| [05:38.12] | nǐ shēn shǒu mǐn jié ma sūn shuí mǐn jié béng fèi huà a |
| [05:42.04] | sūn shén me jiào dāng dòng wù a yuè bú shì ma sūn rén nà jiào yǎng dòng wù |
| [05:48.68] | sūn a shén me a |
| [05:50.30] | hāi yǎng dòng wù nà wǒ wù huì le |
| [05:51.30] | yǎng dòng wù yǎng dà xiàng sūn duì duì duì |
| [05:52.62] | yǎng le 10 nián de dà xiàng sūn zhēn de 10 nián |
| [05:56.76] | dà xiàng shì yuè lái yù shòu |
| [06:02.19] | nǐ dǒng de |
| [06:05.79] | ...... |
| [06:09.94] | sūn wǒ tōu sì liào le |
| [06:13.36] | jīn tiān cái chéng rèn nǐ kàn kàn sūn shuí chéng rèn le |
| [06:15.14] | shì bú shì cóng xiào mén shùn chū qù de sūn méi tīng shuō guò |
| [06:19.05] | sūn xiàng huà ma zhè dōu zán bié hú shuō le xíng ba |
| [06:21.75] | méi hú shuō a sūn méi yǒu méi yǒu |
| [06:24.91] | yǎng dà xiàng shì yǎng guò ba yǎng le shí nián de dà xiàng sūn shí nián |
| [06:27.97] | hòu lái jiù cóng dòng wù yuán chū lái le sūn bù gàn le |
| [06:29.59] | dà huǒ jiù chà yì le yō dòng wù yuán chū lái de kuài pǎo kuài pǎo dōu pǎo le |
| [06:33.88] | sūn wǒ hái dài zhe liàn zǐ ne shì zěn me zhāo |
| [06:37.27] | shì me sūn shén me shì me gàn ma kuài pǎo kuài pǎo a |
| [06:40.75] | hòu lái jiù shuō le xiàng sheng le sūn huí guī běn háng |
| [06:43.65] | xiàng sheng shuō de yě bù cuò sūn kuā wǒ |
| [06:45.95] | shì yí gè hǎo yǎn yuán sūn xiè xiè nín |
| [06:46.87] | dàn shì ne qián xiē rì zi tā qǐng jià le sūn āi qǐng le yī zhèn jiǎ |
| [06:49.42] | tā méi yǒu zài wǔ tái shàng chū xiàn wèi shí me ne tā bìng le sūn dé le diǎn xiǎo bìng |
| [06:54.20] | tuǐ ái sūn éi |
| [06:58.49] | tuǐ ái sūn āi āi āi nín yǒu diǎn cháng shí xíng ma |
| [07:04.54] | zěn me le sūn shén me shí hòu chū le tuǐ ái zhè zhǒng bìng le |
| [07:01.88] | sūn nín dàn fán tuǐ yǒu máo bìng yǒu kě néng shì gǔ ái |
| [07:09.63] | gǔ ái a sūn duì |
| [07:14.20] | wā sāi sūn wā sāi shén me wā sāi |
| [07:16.60] | hǎo zhì ma zěn me huí shì sūn shén me hǎo zhì ma chéng zhēn de le méi yǒu méi yǒu de shì |
| [07:20.26] | fǎn zhèng jiù shì bìng le sūn xiǎo máo bìng |
| [07:24.24] | chuí guǎn xiá zhǎi dǎo zhì yāo jiān pán tū chū zuì hòu ne shuāng tuǐ shī míng yě bù hǎo shòu |
| [07:32.53] | sūn nín děng děng ba zhè dōu shén me sī wéi fāng shì a zhè gè shuāng tuǐ hái shī míng |
| [07:36.44] | zhè shuāng tuǐ méi yǒu fāng xiàng gǎn le shì bú shì shī míng liǎo |
| [07:40.41] | sūn āi yōu nín zhè gè bù hǎo lǐ jiě |
| [07:43.27] | zǒu dào dōu pǎo piān le dōu |
| [07:47.78] | ...... |
| [07:50.72] | sūn wǒ yào dōu zhè yàng le hái néng jiào zǒu dào ma |
| [07:54.48] | nà jiù shì bù shū fu sūn shì bù shū fu |
| [07:56.63] | shàng yī yuàn qù jiǎn chá sūn jiǎn chá le yī xià |
| [07:57.38] | yī shēng jiàn yì ràng tā cóng méi máo yǐ xià jié zhī |
| [08:02.73] | tā bù gàn |
| [08:03.85] | sūn fèi huà |
| [08:04.80] | tā shuō tā néng káng zhe sūn duì le |
| [08:06.94] | sūn wǒ yào gàn wǒ sǐ le wǒ tuǐ téng néng cóng zhè ér lái yī dāo a |
| [08:12.72] | jiù zhè ér sūn nǎ ne |
| [08:13.78] | tè bié wēi miào sūn shén me wēi miào a nín zhè shòu yī shì zěn me zhāo |
| [08:18.84] | zěn me huì shòu yī ne sūn bù néng zhè me kāi wán xiào zhè gè |
| [08:21.43] | fǎn zhèng jiù shì zhěng gè nòng xià lái sūn nòng xià lái |
| [08:25.38] | zhè gè xì tǒng ne chóng xīn zǔ zhuāng yī xià zài duì shàng |
| [08:27.95] | sūn ó xì tǒng chóng xīn zǔ zhuāng yī xià zài duì shàng |
| [08:34.41] | wǒ bù zhī dào èn nǎ sūn nǐ bié dòng wǒ |
| [08:38.08] | sūn èn nǎ dōu chōu nǐ yī huì ér |
| [08:39.66] | jiù shuō a tài pàng le sūn bié hú shuō |
| [08:41.82] | yǒu bìng sūn què shí shì |
| [08:43.14] | 500 duō jīn a péng yǒu men |
| [08:46.38] | zuò wéi yí ge rén lèi zěn me néng gòu sūn āi āi āi |
| [08:49.00] | yòu zěn me le sūn nín zhè shén me huà a shén me jiào zuò wéi yí ge rén lèi a |
| [08:53.15] | shuō nǐ shì rén lèi bù yuàn yì la sūn wǒ |
| [08:57.26] | zài dòng wù yuán nǐ dào dǐ shì yǎng shì dāng |
| [09:03.73] | sūn wǒ gēn nín shuō bù qīng chǔ le zhī dào ma |
| [09:05.45] | nǐ shì zěn me chū lái de cóng dòng wù yuán sūn shuí zěn me chū lái de |
| [09:06.99] | nǐ shì píng piào chū lái de hái shì cuàn chū lái de |
| [09:09.34] | sūn hái píng piào chū lái de nín bié hú shuō bā dào le a nín shuō de dōu bú duì |
| [09:15.81] | zěn me le sūn shuí 500 duō a |
| [09:17.86] | duō shǎo jīn sūn 260 |
| [09:19.33] | hái shuō 260 ne sūn gàn ma hái shuō a shì jiù |
| [09:22.28] | wǒ lǎo wèn tā duō shǎo jīn sūn zěn me la |
| [09:24.60] | tā lǎo gēn wǒ shuō 260 260 sūn jiù shì 260 |
| [09:25.74] | hòu lái wǒ cái míng bái sūn míng bái shén me a |
| [09:27.55] | nà chèng jiù dào 260 |
| [09:31.90] | sūn wǒ ràng chèng méng le |
| [09:33.12] | wǒ zěn me zhī dào tā 500 duō jīn ne sūn nǐ hú shuō bā dào |
| [09:35.39] | hòu lái tā yòng liǎ chèng yī jiǎo zhàn yí gè quán shì 260 |
| [09:39.33] | ...... |
| [09:44.04] | sūn hé zhe wǒ bàn shàn ér 260 |
| [09:47.47] | a sūn a shén me a |
| [09:48.98] | 500 duō jīn dà pàng zi sūn bié hú shuō le |
| [09:51.32] | jiǎn féi ba sūn gāi jiǎn |
| [09:52.58] | péng yǒu men nǐ kàn tā pěng gén de shí hòu a yě nán shòu de huāng sūn shuí nán shòu |
| [09:54.72] | dàn shì yǒu yí gè hǎo chù sūn nín shuō |
| [09:57.79] | tā kě yǐ bǎ dǔ zi fàng dào zhuō zi shàng |
| [10:00.02] | zài pěng gén tā shū fú hǎo duō sūn nín děng děng zhè dōu hú shuō bā dào |
| [10:04.22] | sūn nǐ nà zhī yǎn jīng kàn jiàn wǒ dǔ zi zài zhuō zi shàng |
| [10:10.52] | wǒ yǒu zhè me duō yǎn jīng ma |
| [10:12.44] | sūn fèi huà wǒ zhī dào nǐ yǎn jīng zài nǎ zhè dà bǐng zi liǎn nǐ chǒu chǒu |
| [10:22.67] | nà bù jiù zài zhè ér ma sūn ó nà shi yǎn jīng a wǒ dāng dāo kǒu ne |
| [10:31.28] | wǒ yòu méi jié zhī méi máo yǐ xià sūn nǐ méi jié zhī nǐ shǒu zhè yàng |
| [10:36.88] | zhè tiān shēng de |
| [10:43.48] | sūn zhè tiān shēng jié zhī de nín bié hú shuō le |
| [10:49.97] | jiù shì tài pàng le sūn shì pàng diǎn |
| [10:49.79] | dà huǒ qiáo qiáo a zhè dǔ zi zài zhuō zi shàng méi |
| [10:55.72] | nǐ bié dòng a sūn gàn ma a |
| [10:56.93] | nǐ bié dòng sūn nǐ gàn ma |
| [10:58.34] | sūn āi nǐ bié dòng shǒu dòng jiǎo de a |
| [11:02.69] | jiù zài zhuō zi shàng ne sūn nǐ bié hú shuō bā dào |
| [11:05.31] | dāng rán le tā zhè dà dǔ zi yě yǒu hǎo chù sūn yǒu shén me hǎo chù |
| [11:08.54] | zhè bàn yè shuì jiào yī dèn zǒu nǐ |
| [11:16.83] | hēng hēng jiù gài shang le nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [11:18.10] | sūn ó wǒ bǎ dù pí dèn shàng lái le wǒ shì dù pí dèn shàng lái le shì bó zi suō huí qù le |
| [11:26.27] | huò nǐ bó zi hái néng suō huí qù ne |
| [11:30.75] | sūn fèi huà nǐ ràng dà huǒ zuó mo zhe |
| [11:33.80] | nǐ dào dǐ shì yǎng dòng wù shì dāng dòng wù |
| [11:37.06] | sūn zhè dōu shì nín zuǐ lǐ hú shuō bā dào shuí dǔ zi xī sōng chéng zhè yàng a |
| [11:41.20] | dù pí sōng ma sūn tài sōng le zhè yě |
| [11:43.51] | bàn yè tā xí fù shuō le lǎo gōng wǒ lěng zǒu nǐ |
| [11:50.55] | jiù gěi gài shang le sūn ó hái gài shang le |
| [11:52.34] | zhè biān shuì yí gè yě méi guān xì zǒu nǐ éi liǎng piàn |
| [11:59.15] | sūn ó wǒ zhè dù pí yè yòng de |
| [12:08.15] | wǒ dōu tīng bù dǒng |
| [12:12.98] | sūn wǒ yě bù míng bái |
| [12:17.80] | sūn nǐ yǒu yì sī ma zhè yàng |
| [12:19.49] | wǒ gào sù nǐ bú yào zài xiā shuō le a sūn nǐ yǒu yì sī ma |
| [12:22.24] | jiù shì tài pàng le tā zhè gè dà dǔ zi kāi chē dōu bù fāng biàn sūn kāi chē zěn me le |
| [12:27.42] | kāi chē tā zhè dǔ zi tài dà a róng yì cèng zhe fāng xiàng pán sūn shuō zhe gàn ma a |
| [12:30.38] | zhēn de tā suǒ yǒu yī fú dōu shì lù qí zhuāng sūn wǒ hái zhēn ài lù a |
| [12:35.30] | dōu mó huài le sūn méi tīng shuō guò |
| [12:36.89] | kāi chē de shí hòu tā shì xiǎng chū yí gè hǎo zhǔ yì kāi chē de shí hòu bǎ zhè dù pí fàng dào fù jià shǐ |
| [12:44.23] | zài kāi shū fú hǎo duō sūn ó wǒ zhè dǔ zi tài xī sōng le a nǐ zài shuō wǒ chōu nǐ wǒ gào sù nǐ |
| [12:50.76] | tài pàng le sūn bié hú shuō |
| [12:52.85] | gāng cái zán men shuō zhèi xiē a dōu shì wán xiào sūn dōu shì wán xiào |
| [12:55.53] | wǔ tái shàng nǐ yī yán wǒ yī yǔ de wán xiào sūn duì |
| [12:57.13] | qí shí shēng huó dāng zhōng yě yǒu hěn duō kě lè de shì qíng sūn shì ma |
| [12:59.87] | tè bié de duō sūn nín shuō |
| [13:01.90] | jiù ná jīn tiān lái shuō ba tā lái de wǎn yī xiē sūn shì |
| [13:04.23] | běn lái běi zhǎn yǎn chū a wǒ men dōu tè bié zhòng shì wǒ men dōu zǎo zǎo de lái le sūn shāng yè yǎn chū |
| [13:09.78] | tā lái de wǎn wǒ gěi tā dǎ yī diàn huà |
| [13:12.83] | wèi sūn lǎo shī sūn |
| [13:14.16] | nǐ zài nǎ ne tā shuō shí mǒ wǒ zài shàng wǎng ne wǒ shuō zhè dōu jǐ diǎn le nín hái shàng wǎng ne |
| [13:20.39] | tā shuō yī jù huà tè bié kě lè sūn shén me a |
| [13:21.47] | hāi nǐ bù zhī dào wǒ xí fù jiào wǎng |
| [13:29.82] | wǒ dōu bù hǎo yì sī shuō chū lái sūn nǐ dōu shuō wán le nǐ dōu |
| [13:36.03] | sūn shén me huà zhè jiào |
| [13:38.31] | zhè dōu shì kě lè de shì qíng ma sūn méi tīng shuō guò |
| [13:39.23] | shì bú shì dōu shì wán xiào sūn nǐ bié kāi zhè wán xiào a |
| [13:42.54] | gēn nín dòu sūn shì me |
| [13:43.34] | qí shí tā a shēng huó hěn xìng fú sūn wǒ què shí xìng fú |
| [13:45.89] | hěn měi mǎn nǐ xí fù shì yǎng gǒu xióng de ma |
| [13:49.32] | sūn nà hái měi mǎn a |
| [13:53.02] | nà měi mǎn ma sūn méi tīng shuō guò jìng diū bàng zi le |
| [13:56.04] | tè bié xìng fú tè bié měi mǎn sūn shì |
| [13:57.60] | jīn tiān zài zuò de měi yī wèi nín dōu hěn xìng fú sūn xìng fú cái néng lái zhè ér ne |
| [14:02.34] | yīn wèi a nín tāo dé qǐ zhè gè qián mǎi zhè zhāng piào tīng xiàng sheng sūn duì |
| [14:07.17] | wǒ zěn me jiù bù néng xìng fú ne sūn shén me a |
| [14:10.31] | wǒ a sūn nǐ zěn me bù néng xìng fú |
| [14:12.52] | wǒ tè bié bù xìng fú sūn wǒ kàn nǐ tǐng kāi xīn de |
| [14:16.18] | nà shi yī zhèn yī zhèn de pèng jiàn nǐ le |
| [14:23.49] | sūn ó nǐ ná wǒ kāi xīn ne shì ba |
| [14:27.54] | jiù jiù ǒu ěr cái néng kāi xīn yī xià |
| [14:30.05] | qí shí wǒ yě yǒu yuàn wàng a sūn ó nín yě yǒu yuàn wàng |
| [14:33.39] | wǒ yě yǒu mèng xiǎng a sūn nín hái yǒu mèng xiǎng a |
| [14:35.07] | dāng rán le sūn shén me mèng xiǎng |
| [14:35.82] | wǒ de mèng xiǎng qí shí yě bù dà sūn nín shuō |
| [14:38.21] | wǒ xiāng dāng xuān wǔ qū de qū zhǎng wǒ xiāng dāng chóng wén qū de shū jì zhè zěn me yàng |
| [14:45.97] | sūn zhè zěn me yàng |
| [14:47.94] | wèi shí me sūn liǎ qū dōu méi le |
| [14:51.39] | a? liǎ qū dōu méi le? sūn a |
| [14:54.12] | biàn cāng yíng le ma sūn shén me qū a |
| [14:58.92] | bú shì āi yā wǒ zǒng néng gēn zhè dòng wù sūn nǐ zǒng néng gēn zhè ě xīn de dòng wù zài yí kuài nǐ zhī dào ma |
| [15:08.08] | jiù shì shuō a sūn nín shén me sī wéi a |
| [15:11.02] | zhè dōu shì xiǎo xiǎo de yuàn wàng sūn ó |
| [15:12.70] | rén dōu yǒu xìng fú wǒ wèn nǐ jiā lǐ yǒu zì diǎn ma sūn yǒu a |
| [15:17.25] | zhī dào xìng fú de dìng yì ma sūn zhè méi chá guò |
| [15:20.56] | bù zhī dào ba xìng fú shì shén me sūn shén me a |
| [15:21.49] | shén me jiào xìng fú sūn nín shuō |
| [15:22.85] | wǒ rèn wéi zhè liǎ zì chāi kāi jiù shì xìng fú |
| [15:29.46] | qí shí nǐ dǒng de nǐ bù gǎn nǐ bù gǎn xiào pà nǐ yī xiào jué de nǐ wěi suǒ |
| [15:36.56] | qí shí jiù nà yàng nǐ zhī dào ma sūn bú shì shén me yì sī a |
| [15:40.76] | xìng fú zhè liǎ zì chāi kāi jiù kě yǐ xìng fú sūn nín shuō de shì xìng fú a |
| [15:46.57] | nǐ yǐ wéi ne sūn xìng fú bei |
| [15:49.89] | dǎo méi mú yàng nǐ kàn kàn shén me jiào xìng fú a yù wàng dé dào mǎn zú shí de zhuàng tài zhè jiào xìng fú sūn ó zhè me yí gè guò chéng |
| [15:59.98] | duì la gāo xìng xìng fú sūn ó |
| [16:01.93] | qí shí wǒ yě yǒu zì jǐ de xìng fú sūn shì me |
| [16:03.56] | wǒ yě xiǎng guò yào xìng fú sūn nín yào shén me xìng fú |
| [16:06.77] | wǒ zuì dà xìng fú jiù shì huí jiā shàng shàng wǎng |
| [16:16.05] | sūn nǐ zhè gè xìng fú jí qí de bù hǎo |
| [16:19.51] | wèi shí me sūn bù néng shàng wǎng |
| [16:24.76] | nà wǎng bā de ne sūn dān shuō |
| [16:30.20] | bú shì wǒ men jiā yǒu diàn nǎo sūn bù xíng dān shuō |
| [16:33.18] | xíng xíng xíng shàng hù lián wǎng xíng ba sūn hái hù lián wǎng |
| [16:36.43] | shàng wǎng huí jiā shàng shàng wǎng mǎn shì jiè a qián jǐ tiān huí jiā shàng wǎng mǎn shì jiè dōu shì lǐ nà de xiāo xī sūn duì a |
| [16:42.64] | duó guàn le sūn zhōng guó rén de jiāo ào a |
| [16:45.39] | hǎo shì lǐ nà liǎo bù qǐ sūn liǎo bù qǐ |
| [16:48.03] | wǒ pèi fú tā sūn zhēn shì |
| [16:51.60] | gē chàng dé hǎo tiào shuǐ yě xíng zuì jìn yòu fǎ wǎng huī huī shū ér bù lòu sūn zhè dǎi qǐ lái le zhè shì |
| [17:03.10] | duō liǎo bù qǐ sūn shén me wán yì ér něi gè lǐ nà a nín zhè hǎo jǐ gè le zhī dào ma |
| [17:10.32] | lǐ nà 1 lǐ nà 2 lǐ nà 3 ma sūn lǐ nà 3 hái |
| [17:13.03] | lǐ nà 3 3D de ma sūn méi tīng shuō guò |
| [17:15.84] | zán jiù shuō zhè gè yì sī lǐ nà rén jiā liǎo bù qǐ wǒ bù kàn tā de xiāo xī sūn shì me |
| [17:20.57] | wán yóu xì wǒ diàn nǎo lǐ yǒu yóu xì sūn shén me a |
| [17:24.67] | dà huǒ dōu zhī dào a zhí wù dà zhàn jiāng shī sūn ó zhè lǎo yóu xì le |
| [17:27.23] | zhí wù dà zhàn jiāng shī wǒ wán le yǒu yī nián duō le sūn nín tài bèn le |
| [17:31.06] | wǒ xīn qíng tè bié de bù hǎo sūn zěn me le |
| [17:34.70] | diàn nǎo shàng zǒng shì chū xiàn sūn chū xiàn shén me |
| [17:35.41] | yǒu yī dà bō jiāng shī xiàng nǐ kào jìn wǒ wán le yī nián duō le méi jiàn guò dà bō jiāng shī sūn ó |
| [17:43.32] | wǒ hěn yù mèn sūn nà nín yù mèn shén me a zhè duō yǒu pàn tou a |
| [17:50.43] | dà bō jiāng shī ma hòu lái bù wán le sūn bié wán le |
| [17:54.92] | suàn le wǒ gāng xiǎng guān diàn nǎo diàn nǎo shàng chū xiàn yī jù huà sūn shén me huà |
| [17:58.54] | zài nǐ lǎo pó bù zài jiā de shí hòu wán de yóu xì ó yǒu méi yǒu péng yǒu men nǐ kàn kàn |
| [18:06.61] | sūn ó xiǎo guǎng gào |
| [18:11.74] | zhè bù qì rén ma zhè bù gōu dā 14 5 suì de shào nián fàn zuì ma |
| [18:19.19] | nǐ nǎ téng a nǐ |
| [18:23.26] | zài rāng rng ràng nǐ fàng gé bì qù zhī dào ma sūn shén me |
| [18:28.75] | gěi nǐ fàng gé bì ràng nǐ sūn bù hé shì ba |
| [18:33.33] | jiù shì zhè zhǒng yóu xì tǎo yàn zài shuō le zài lǎo pó bù zài jiā de shí hòu cái néng wán sūn a |
| [18:40.70] | zhè bù qì rén ma sūn qì shén me rén a |
| [18:40.70] | wǒ méi yǒu lǎo pó a |
| [18:42.98] | sūn nín shì zhēn quē xīn yǎn a |
| [18:44.84] | wǒ méi xí fù a sūn méi lǎo pó gèng hǎo méi lǎo pó tā shi |
| [18:49.69] | dāng rán le dāng chū wǒ yě zēng jīng yǒu guò nǚ péng yǒu sūn ó nín yǒu guò nǚ péng yǒu |
| [18:53.79] | a nǚ péng yǒu sūn shì me |
| [18:55.63] | zhè nǚ péng yǒu zhǎng de hěn piào liàng yě hěn bái jìng sūn shì me |
| [18:57.75] | dàn shì tā jiù shì xián wǒ nà shén me sūn xián nǐ shén me a |
| [19:02.44] | tā xián wǒ bù gòu yé men ér wén yán wén lái shuō jiù shì xián wǒ niáng men ér jī jī |
| [19:09.37] | sūn nín zhēn zāo jiàn wén yán cí nín |
| [19:11.88] | wǒ néng bù shēng qì ma sūn nà nín dé shēng qì |
| [19:13.40] | wǒ dé gēn tā chǎo a sūn shì a |
| [19:15.17] | yuè chǎo yuè jī liè yuè chǎo yuè jī liè sūn āi yōu |
| [19:17.03] | dào zuì hòu wǒ kū le sūn hāi |
| [19:22.03] | sūn bù ài rén jiā shuō nǐ |
| [19:23.63] | mèn mèn de kū sūn hái mèn mèn de kū |
| [19:26.69] | nán shòu dōu shì rén a sūn āi yōu |
| [19:29.10] | píng shén me sūn nín bù ná gè shǒu juàn ma |
| [19:32.90] | hòu lái suàn le fēn shǒu le sūn fèi huà |
| [19:37.99] | béng lǐ tā wǒ zǒu wǒ de sūn kuài zǒu ba |
| [19:39.48] | bù jiǔ zhī hòu wǒ yòu gǎo le yí gè nǚ péng yǒu sūn āi yōu tǐng yǒu néng nài a |
| [19:43.15] | nà shi zhǎng de yě hěn piào liàng yě hěn xián huì sūn āi yōu |
| [19:46.92] | tā jiù shì xián wǒ bù gòu yé men jiù shì sūn ó niáng men jī jī |
| [19:56.57] | sūn ! |
| [19:57.56] | wǒ bù zhǔn bèi gēn tā chǎo le sūn zěn me le |
| [20:00.06] | wǒ pà wǒ zài kū le sūn yǎn wō hái zhēn qiǎn |
| [20:04.39] | wǒ qǐng tā chū qù chī fàn sūn ó huǎn jiě yī xià qì fēn |
| [20:06.77] | dāng rán le qù nà gè dà fàn guǎn qù chī fàn dào nà diǎn cài wǒ nǚ péng yǒu a xiǎng chī nà gè dà lóng xiā |
| [20:15.13] | wǒ xiǎng chī xiǎo lóng xiā tā fēi yào chī dà lóng xiā wǒ fēi yào chī xiǎo lóng xiā wǒ hěn shēng qì |
| [20:21.32] | wèi le xiǎn shì wǒ gòu yé men ér pāi àn ér qǐ wǒ pā yī pāi zhuō zi wǒ zhàn qǐ lái le |
| [20:27.34] | wǒ yào gēn tā shuō liǎng jù sūn shuō shí mǒ |
| [20:28.75] | xiǎo zěn me le xiǎo zěn me le xiǎo jiù bù néng mǎn zú nǐ le ma |
| [20:37.35] | sūn nín hái zhēn zhí bái |
| [20:40.18] | bù shēng qì sūn ó nín shuō zhè shì lóng xiā ma |
| [20:46.01] | guǎn zhe ma huà yīn gāng luò yǒu hǎo xiē shuāng yǎn jīng xiàng wǒ tóu lái sūn fèi huà |
| [20:50.49] | yì yàng de yǎn guāng kàn zhe wǒ sūn méi jiàn guò zhè me dà dǎn de |
| [20:54.36] | wǒ nǚ péng yǒu yáng cháng ér qù sūn zǎo gāi zǒu le |
| [21:00.29] | zǒu diào le sūn méi gěi nǐ zuǐ bā jiù bù cuò le |
| [21:02.47] | suàn le wǒ bù zài gǎo nǚ péng yǒu le sūn shì me |
| [21:03.81] | wǒ zì jǐ tǐng hǎo de sūn nín bù jiāo gè nán péng yǒu ma |
| [21:13.21] | sūn shuō xīn kǎn lǐ le |
| [21:16.49] | bù liǎo sūn bù liǎo? zhēn xiǎng guò shì zěn me zhāo |
| [21:19.44] | qí shí wǒ zhè rén shì tǐng hǎo de a sūn shì me |
| [21:22.52] | wǒ yě méi shén me bù liáng shì hào |
| [21:25.33] | wǒ jiù hǎo chōu gè yān sūn nín jiù shèng chōu yān le |
| [21:28.65] | chōu yān zěn me le chōu yān duì shēn tǐ yǒu hǎo chù a duì bú duì a sūn nín děng děng |
| [21:33.70] | tè bié yǒu hǎo chù a sūn shuí gào sù nǐ de chōu yān méi hǎo chù |
| [21:36.54] | yǒu hǎo chù a sūn méi yǒu |
| [21:37.68] | yì diǎn cháng shí dōu méi yǒu sūn shuí méi yǒu cháng shí |
| [21:39.69] | měi yí gè yān hé shàng dōu xiě zhe ne chōu yān yǒu hài dàn shì jiàn kāng duì bú duì |
| [21:48.73] | sūn wǒ bǎ zì diǎn jiè nǐ ba shén me wán yì a |
| [21:51.31] | tā jiàn kāng a sūn hái jiā shén me dàn shì |
| [21:53.78] | dàn shì hòu lái ne wǒ kàn le yí gè diàn shì jié mù sūn shén me diàn shì |
| [21:57.08] | diàn shì shàng shuō a chōu yān a duì shēn tǐ bù hǎo róng yì cù sǐ sūn wǒ lēi gè guāi fèi ái a |
| [22:02.00] | wǒ hái hěn nián qīng a yǐ hòu de lù hái hěn zhǎng sūn duì |
| [22:04.66] | dǎ nà tiān qǐ wǒ shì yī yǎo yá yī duò jiǎo sūn jiè yān |
| [22:08.98] | bù kàn nà gè jié mù le sūn nín yuǎn dà de zhì xiàng |
| [22:12.68] | shěng de tā qì wǒ sūn āi yōu |
| [22:16.44] | bù guāng diàn shì qì zhe wǒ le jiù lián mén kǒu jiā yóu zhàn tā dōu qì wǒ sūn jiā yóu zhàn qì nín gàn má a |
| [22:21.00] | xiàn zài zhèi xiē gè jiā yóu zhàn a tā yǒu cù xiāo sūn āi yǒu |
| [22:24.59] | jiā yī xiāng yóu gěi yī fèn bào zhǐ gěi yī fèn dì tú nǐ yào shì bàn kǎ jiā de duō de huà gěi yí gè GPS sūn āi yōu |
| [22:32.27] | nà tiān wǒ jiù qù le jiā wán yóu wǒ jiù shuō lái gè GPS sūn zhè dǎo méi dé xíng |
| [22:38.35] | lái GPS sūn huò zhè yào fàn ne |
| [22:41.64] | lái yí gè nà wèi shuō le méi yǒu méi yǒu GPS sūn bú shì yǒu ma |
| [22:47.54] | jiù bù gěi nǐ wèi shí me GPS tā yǒu jī fēn a sūn duō shǎo fēn |
| [22:56.15] | 70 wàn fēn gěi nǐ yí gè GPS sūn nà duō shǎo shì yī fēn a |
| [22:59.80] | yī xiāng yóu shì yī fēn wǒ jiù zhè me gēn nǐ shuō qín shǐ huáng huó dào xiàn zài 24 xiǎo shí kāi chē tā yào bù liǎo GPS |
| [23:08.26] | zhè bù piàn rén ma sūn zhè yà gēn jiù méi yǒu a zhè |
| [23:16.26] | bù néng gěi nǐ GPS sūn gěi bù liǎo |
| [23:17.48] | zài shuō le nǐ zì xíng chē yào shén me GPS a sūn a nín děng děng |
| [23:23.50] | zhēng mán tou jī yào shén me GPS a sūn nín zì xíng chē jiā shén me yóu a |
| [23:30.04] | bù dé gào yóu ma sūn āi yōu nǐ bù pà dēng zhe le a |
| [23:36.22] | shén me jiào dēng zhe le a sūn nà yī dǎ huǒ jiù zhe le |
| [23:39.01] | duō me de qì rén a sūn yō yō yō hái duō me de qì rén |
| [23:41.60] | qì sǐ wǒ le nǐ gěi wǒ lái gè dì tú sūn zhè dǎo méi mú yàng nǐ kàn |
| [23:47.89] | nǐ qù nǎ wǒ zhǐ gěi nǐ duō qì rén a sūn rén jiā shì wèi nín zhuó xiǎng |
| [23:55.22] | wǒ zǒu le mǎi mán tou qù le sūn hái shì è le |
| [24:00.99] | dì èr tiān shàng wǒ men mén kǒu sūn zěn me yàng |
| [24:04.10] | yī fàn guǎn sūn shén me fàn guǎn |
| [24:05.31] | guǎng dōng zǎo chá sūn ó |
| [24:08.30] | shén me jiào guǎng dōng zǎo chá sūn nǐ shuō shuō |
| [24:09.36] | jiù shì guǎng dōng de zǎo diǎn sūn méi shuō yí yàng |
| [24:11.91] | guǎng dōng zǎo chá guǎng dōng guǎng dōng nà gè fàn guǎn sūn ó |
| [24:15.13] | jìn qù wǒ jìn qù le wǎng lǐ yī zuò lí wǒ bù yuǎn yǒu yí gè xiǎo hēi pàng zi zuò nà le |
| [24:26.09] | sūn shén me yì sī yuè bié dǎo luàn a |
| [24:28.92] | yǒu yí gè xiǎo hēi pàng zi sūn xiǎo hēi pàng zi |
| [24:30.68] | gè bù gāo shì ba tǐng pàng de tǐng hēi de zhè ér yǒu yī táo xīn sūn ó nà chī huò shì ba |
| [24:41.27] | wǒ duān xiáng tā sūn duān xiáng tā gàn ma |
| [24:43.77] | xiǎo hēi pàng zi wǎng nà yī zuò cóng dōu lǐ tāo chū 100 kuài qián lái pā pāi zài zhuō zi shàng lái 100 kuài qián zǎo diǎn sūn zuō sǐ yàng |
| [24:51.88] | nǐ kàn dǎo méi mú yàng fú wù yuán guò lái le xiān shēng wǒ men zhè ér bù mài bàn fèn ér de sūn 200 yī fèn ér a |
| [25:01.94] | duō me de gěi gá sūn ó zhè shì wài yǔ ba zhè shì |
| [25:06.49] | wǒ dōu tì tā gān gà de huāng sūn duì |
| [25:09.47] | zài kàn zhè xiǎo hēi pàng zi xíng guò lái nǐ men zhè ér yǒu èr chǐ zhǎng de lóng xiā ma sūn xǐ huān dà de |
| [25:25.12] | yǒu èr chǐ zhǎng de lóng xiā ma fú wù yuán shuō le xiān shēng wǒ men zhè ér méi yǒu èr chǐ zhǎng de lóng xiā |
| [25:30.72] | wǒ men zhè ér yǒu èr chǐ qī de lóng xiā zhè gèng dà sūn èr chǐ qī |
| [25:38.13] | hēng èr chǐ zhǎng de lóng xiā de dōu méi yǒu gěi lái fèn ér zǎo diǎn sūn zhè èr chǐ qī méi tīng jiàn a |
| [25:46.66] | wǒ dōu tì tā nán shòu de huāng sūn āi yōu |
| [25:48.83] | wǒ zǒu le huí jiā qù sūn nín děng děng nín méi chī jiù zǒu le |
| [25:53.79] | wǒ dé chī ma sūn nín fèi huà nín jìng shàng nà chǒu yǎn qù le |
| [25:56.87] | wǒ lái yī fèn ér sūn nǐ lái yī fèn ér chī de a |
| [26:00.78] | fú wù yuán gěi wǒ lái wǎn tāng sūn guāng hē tāng a |
| [26:02.89] | pián yí a sūn pián yí guāng hē tāng gèng guì |
| [26:07.24] | bù dà huì ér gōng fū shàng lái yī wǎn zhè wǎn hái shī de sūn shī de méi cā gān jìng |
| [26:13.17] | méi cā gān jìng a ná zǒu fú wù yuán shuō le xiān shēng zhè shì nín de tāng |
| [26:24.09] | sūn āi yōu zhè yě tài shǎo le |
| [26:24.47] | liú zhuó yǎn lèi wǒ jiù zǒu le sūn nín bié liú le yǎn lèi dōu bǐ tāng duō |
| [26:30.27] | wǒ hěn nán shòu a sūn āi yōu |
| [26:31.59] | xià wǔ wǒ yòu lái le sūn nǐ zěn me yòu qù le |
| [26:35.89] | wǒ jiù wèi kàn kàn xiǎo hēi pàng zi zài bù zài sūn nǐ tè yì kàn tā |
| [26:37.96] | a duì duì duì sūn zěn me le nǐ |
| [26:40.49] | tā hái zhēn zài sūn hái zài ne |
| [26:43.04] | wǎng nà yī zuò fú wù yuán gěi wǒ lái yī fèn ér yú chì chǎo fàn bù dà huì ér gōng fū shàng lái le |
| [26:51.54] | zài kàn zhè xiǎo hēi pàng zi ná qǐ kuài zi lái bā lā bā lā bā lā bàn tiān bù zhī dào bā lā shén me |
| [26:58.27] | hǎn fú wù yuán fú wù yuán bǎ nǐ men de chú zǐ jiào shàng lái bù dà huì ér gōng fū lái yī chú zǐ |
| [27:04.54] | yī mǐ 9 jǐ dà pàng zi zhè shǒu ná yī cài dāo zhè shǒu ná yī chǎo sháo sūn zhè hòu chú zuò shí mǒ ne zhè shì |
| [27:10.75] | chōng nà gè xiǎo hēi pàng zi guò lái le gàn ma a nǐ zhǎo wǒ a xìng huì xìng huì xìng huì sūn hái zhēn kè qì |
| [27:20.03] | nǐ men zhè ér yú chì chǎo fàn wǒ bā lā bàn tiān méi yǒu yú chì a yú chì zài nǎ a |
| [27:27.10] | chú shī shuō le wǒ de míng zì jiào yú chì wǒ chǎo de fàn |
| [27:34.26] | zài kàn zhè xiǎo hēi pàng zi yī dùn měng chī a sūn hái shì hài pà |
| [27:41.24] | dāng shí wǒ dōu nán shòu le zhēn shì qīn ài de péng yǒu men zěn me huì yǒu zhè yàng de rén a |
| [27:47.32] | duì bú duì tā kě néng bǐ wǒ hái yào bù xìng fú sūn què shí |
| [27:48.45] | zhuǎn yǎn jiān a wǒ shàng cè suǒ le sūn gàn ma qù a |
| [27:51.13] | dǎ kāi shuǐ lóng tóu yòng liáng shuǐ pū dào liǎn shàng qīng xǐng yī xià sūn ó píng jìng yī xià |
| [27:58.57] | pū dào liǎn shàng chōng zhe jìng zi lǐ de wǒ wǒ yào shuō liǎng jù sūn shuō shí mǒ |
| [28:02.52] | āi yún péng nǐ bù cuò sūn ó kuā kuā zì jǐ |
| [28:09.40] | nǐ hěn bàng ér qiě nǐ hěn shuài |
| [28:15.90] | sūn ó zhè gè jìng zi huí dá le |
| [28:19.90] | sūn jìng zǐ dōu suì le |
| [28:23.16] | nǐ hěn jīng shén nǐ gěi wǒ shàng lái |
| [28:34.89] | tā tiǎo xìn wǒ |
| [28:43.32] | sūn xiàng huà ma zhǎo nǐ nán péng yǒu qù |
| [28:48.10] | wǒ jiù shuō zěn me le tè bié shuài zhēn de ér qiě nǐ hěn bàng |
| [28:59.50] | sūn zhè duō shǎo kuài jìng zi a zhè shì |
| [29:01.52] | wǒ kàn hǎo nǐ ó |
| [29:09.03] | sūn huò lián xǐ shǒu chí dōu suì le |
| [29:12.36] | nǐ men dōu fēng le ma nǐ men sūn jiù děng zhè gè ne |
| [29:17.58] | dōu mǎi piào le ma dōu nǐ hěn bàng kàn shuí lèi nǐ hěn shuài nǐ shì zhēn de hěn shuài hǎo ba hǎo ba wǒ rèn cuò le |
| [29:34.90] | sūn rèn cuò zǎo dōu chāi qiān le wǒ gào sù nǐ |
| [29:41.97] | dàn shì nǐ hái shì bù cuò de nǐ hé chāo rén yǒu gòng tóng diǎn sūn nǐ hé chāo rén dōu yǒu gòng tóng diǎn? |
| [29:48.63] | dōu yǒu lán qiū kù sūn āi |
| [29:51.31] | dàn shì nǐ hé chāo rén wéi yī de qū bié jiù shì nǐ méi chuān nèi kù sūn āi yōu |
| [29:57.23] | sūn nín hái zhēn liáng kuài a |
| [29:59.58] | ér qiě chāo rén de kù chǎ zài wài tou sūn rén jiā zuì qǐ mǎ yǒu a |
| [30:03.67] | nǐ bù cuò sūn hái bù cuò ne |
| [30:06.46] | shuō wán le wǒ zì jǐ xīn lǐ píng jìng le xǔ duō sūn shì |
| [30:10.63] | wǒ jiù dǎ cè suǒ chū lái le sūn kuài zǒu ba |
| [30:13.10] | zài cè suǒ mén kǒu tái tóu yī kàn yòu dǎ duì miàn dí cè suǒ chū lái yí gè nán de |
| [30:24.67] | wǒ méi zǒu cuò a zài kàn duì miàn nà gè xiǎo hēi pàng zi kàn jiàn le wǒ sā tuǐ jiù pǎo |
| [30:35.78] | xiǎo hēi pàng zi pǎo le tā gāng pǎo le yòu dǎ duì miàn cè suǒ chū lái yī nǚ de |
| [30:42.32] | zhuī tā zhuī tā gāng cái zài cè suǒ dǎo gǔ bàn tiān wǒ dōu bù gǎn chū lái dǎ tā sūn āi yā |
| [30:48.30] | chū qù hǎo xiē gè rén bǎ xiǎo hēi pàng zi èn dào zài dì sūn éi ya |
| [30:54.26] | pī lǐ pā lā pī lǐ pā lā yī dùn měng chuài a wǒ xīn lǐ a shí fēn de shí fēn de sūn zěn me yàng |
| [31:00.16] | bù zěn me hǎo shòu zhēn de sūn nín xīn ruǎn |
| [31:05.13] | wǒ bā lā kāi le rén qún sūn nín lā lā jià |
| [31:07.96] | dǎ dǎ dǎ sūn nín gèng hěn |
| [31:14.26] | nǐ xià wǒ yī tiào zhī dào ma sūn xià nǐ yī tiào |
| [31:17.26] | wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ zǒu cuò le ne sūn nǐ xīn lǐ zhēn cuì ruò |
| [31:23.74] | tī sǐ nǐ sūn āi |
| [31:26.03] | ràng nǐ chī |
| [31:39.61] | bié xiào huà wǒ a sūn nǐ bǐ wǒ hái hài pà shì ma |
| [31:44.10] | tái tóu yī kàn sūn zěn me yàng |
| [31:46.63] | wàn jiā dēng huǒ sūn dōu wǎn shàng le |
| [31:48.05] | dī tóu yī qiáo sūn zěn me yàng |
| [31:49.45] | xiǎo hēi pàng zi sūn dǎ bàn tiān a |
| [31:54.86] | dōu dǎ hēi le nǐ kàn kàn sūn nǐ men tài hěn le |
| [31:56.71] | zǒu ba wǎng qián zǒu yuè zǒu yuè è yuè zǒu yuè è sūn nín guāng dǎ rén méi chī fàn |
| [32:01.79] | wǒ zhèng zǒu zhe ne yòu dǎ nà biān guò lái yí gè chéng guǎn de chē wǒ kàn jiàn chéng guǎn de chē sā tuǐ jiù pǎo |
| [32:08.85] | sūn nǐ pǎo shén me a yuè béng guǎn |
| [32:12.75] | wǎng qián pǎo chuán guò sān tiáo hú tòng wǒ kàn jiàn yí gè mài yáng ròu chuàn de yǐ jīng kǎo hǎo le 100 duō chuàn |
| [32:20.77] | wǒ chua de yī xià 100 duō chuàn dōu ná zài wǒ shǒu lǐ wǒ biān chī biān gēn tā shuō chī wán gěi qián |
| [32:24.70] | wǒ zhèng chī zhe ne chéng guǎn de chē guò lái le zài kàn zhè gè kǎo yáng ròu chuàn de bào qǐ lú zi jiù pǎo le |
| [32:28.06] | sūn nǐ tài quē dé le nǐ |
| [32:32.74] | hēng sūn fǔ shí láo dòng rén mín de chéng guǒ |
| [32:36.28] | 100 duō chuàn sūn āi yā |
| [32:38.79] | āi gè chī sūn āi gè chī |
| [32:40.45] | wǒ zhèng chī zhe ne chéng guǎn guò lái le tā wèn wǒ sūn wèn shén me a |
| [32:43.30] | āi kǎo chuàn de sūn bǎ nǐ dāng kǎo chuàn de |
| [32:48.75] | shuí kǎo chuàn le sūn nǐ a |
| [32:50.63] | wǒ chī chuàn de nǐ jiàn guò chī chuàn de shǒu lǐ ná 100 duō chuàn a sūn zhè tài shǎo le |
| [32:57.76] | nǐ jiù shì kǎo chuàn de sūn rèn zhǔn le |
| [33:03.65] | wǒ jiù shì chī chuàn de zěn me zhāo ba nòng sǐ wǒ? sūn nǐ kě bié dǎ zhè dǔ a |
| [33:09.73] | nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ men bù gǎn a chéng guǎn |
| [33:17.33] | sūn zán men suàn shì de zuì rén le |
| [33:19.53] | fǎn zhèng wǒ shì chī chuàn de sūn 100 duō chuàn ne |
| [33:23.01] | zhè yàng ba 100 duō chuàn nǐ dōu chī xià qù suàn nǐ shì chī chuàn de nǐ yào shì chī bù xià qù sūn zěn me yàng |
| [33:33.61] | wǒ men shì chéng guǎn ó sūn nǐ yào dǎo méi ó |
| [33:41.59] | chī ba sūn chī ba |
| [33:41.59] | gagaga chī bì shang yǎn chī měng chī zài yī cì zhāng kāi yǎn zhī hòu wǒ zài yī yuàn lǐ sūn yī yuàn lǐ? |
| [33:54.93] | hún shēn de bēng dài a bēng dài dōu hóng le dōu shì xuè a sūn nín děng děng |
| [33:58.62] | sūn nín bú shì 100 duō chuàn dōu chī le ma dǎ nǐ gàn ma |
| [34:03.56] | shì a jiù chà yī chuàn shí zài shì chī bù xià qù le sūn dǎ sǐ nǐ dōu bù duō wǒ gǎo gào sù nǐ dǎo méi dé xíng |
| [34:15.97] | yī dùn měng chuài a chà diǎn méi chuài sǐ wǒ a sūn āi yōu |
| [34:23.57] | hún shēn dōu shì xuè a sūn hǎo |
| [34:25.87] | nán shòu a wǒ niǔ tóu yī qiáo wǒ yòu lè le sūn nǐ zěn me yòu lè le |
| [34:31.40] | páng biān yě yǒu yī rén hún shēn shì xuè dōu shì bēng dài wǎng wài dī xuè sūn huò |
| [34:36.37] | dōu hóng le sūn shì me |
| [34:37.41] | wǒ dé wèn wèn tā a sūn wèn tā shén me a |
| [34:38.78] | gē men nǐ zhè yě shì bèi chéng guǎn dǎ de ma bú shì sūn nà zěn me le |
| [34:42.35] | nà zěn me huí shì zěn me zhè me cǎn a sūn zěn me jìn lái de |
| [34:44.39] | wǒ shì zǒu cuò cè suǒ le sūn xiǎo hēi pàng zi |
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