| [00:00.50] | 相声《文王卦签》片段 |
| [00:01.50] | 表演：侯宝林 刘宝瑞 |
| [00:02.00] | 哎说文王八卦算过阴阳 |
| [00:07.12] | 哎算了又算 |
| [00:09.96] | 娶媳妇总比那出殡的强 |
| [00:15.90] | 嘿~ |
| [00:16.31] | 怎么样 |
| [00:18.20] | 头一卦就这么灵呐 |
| [00:20.38] | 当然灵啦 |
| [00:21.61] | 你往下听吧 |
| [00:22.56] | 哪卦都灵 |
| [00:24.48] | 还有这么灵的？ |
| [00:26.23] | 哎比这还灵 |
| [00:27.32] | 是啊 |
| [00:27.96] | 你来吧 |
| [00:28.48] | 咱往下算啊 |
| [00:29.28] | 来 |
| [00:30.39] | 哎说算了又算 |
| [00:32.85] | 那北京前清就有皇上 |
| [00:36.89] | 哎算了又算 |
| [00:39.79] | 有皇上的时候他准有娘娘 |
| [00:44.50] | 哎这这卦更灵了 |
| [00:47.06] | 哎说算了又算 |
| [00:49.35] | 五谷杂粮就数那蚕豆长得个儿大 |
| [00:54.33] | 哎算了又算 |
| [00:56.68] | 地里头庄稼 |
| [00:58.61] | 哎就数电线杆子长 |
| [01:01.06] | 啊啊啊 庄稼？ |
| [01:03.66] | 庄庄稼 是不是呀 |
| [01:05.76] | 没有种电线杆子的 |
| [01:07.00] | 没听说过 |
| [01:08.54] | 我看他在马路边上种过 |
| [01:10.15] | 哎那不是 |
| [01:11.96] | 啊啊那个 |
| [01:13.00] | 地里头庄稼就数那高粱长 |
| [01:16.86] | 哎算了又算 |
| [01:19.10] | 爷仨走道就数他的爸爸岁数大 |
| [01:23.96] | 嗯~ |
| [01:24.97] | 哎算了又算 |
| [01:26.94] | 那个媳妇他妈准是男人的丈母娘 |
| [01:32.24] | 哎最后这一卦算的更准 |
| [01:37.13] | 哎脑袋长在了脖子上 |
| [00:00.50] | xiang sheng wen wang gua qian pian duan |
| [00:01.50] | biao yan: hou bao lin liu bao rui |
| [00:02.00] | ai shuo wen wang ba gua suan guo yin yang |
| [00:07.12] | ai suan le you suan |
| [00:09.96] | qu xi fu zong bi na chu bin de qiang |
| [00:15.90] | hei |
| [00:16.31] | zen me yang |
| [00:18.20] | tou yi gua jiu zhe me ling na |
| [00:20.38] | dang ran ling la |
| [00:21.61] | ni wang xia ting ba |
| [00:22.56] | na gua du ling |
| [00:24.48] | hai you zhe me ling de? |
| [00:26.23] | ai bi zhe hai ling |
| [00:27.32] | shi a |
| [00:27.96] | ni lai ba |
| [00:28.48] | zan wang xia suan a |
| [00:29.28] | lai |
| [00:30.39] | ai shuo suan le you suan |
| [00:32.85] | na bei jing qian qing jiu you huang shang |
| [00:36.89] | ai suan le you suan |
| [00:39.79] | you huang shang de shi hou ta zhun you niang niang |
| [00:44.50] | ai zhe zhe gua geng ling le |
| [00:47.06] | ai shuo suan le you suan |
| [00:49.35] | wu gu za liang jiu shu na can dou zhang de ge er da |
| [00:54.33] | ai suan le you suan |
| [00:56.68] | di li tou zhuang jia |
| [00:58.61] | ai jiu shu dian xian gan zi chang |
| [01:01.06] | a a a zhuang jia? |
| [01:03.66] | zhuang zhuang jia shi bu shi ya |
| [01:05.76] | mei you zhong dian xian gan zi de |
| [01:07.00] | mei ting shuo guo |
| [01:08.54] | wo kan ta zai ma lu bian shang zhong guo |
| [01:10.15] | ai na bu shi |
| [01:11.96] | a a na ge |
| [01:13.00] | di li tou zhuang jia jiu shu na gao liang zhang |
| [01:16.86] | ai suan le you suan |
| [01:19.10] | ye sa zou dao jiu shu ta de ba ba sui shu da |
| [01:23.96] | |
| [01:24.97] | ai suan le you suan |
| [01:26.94] | na ge xi fu ta ma zhun shi nan ren de zhang mu niang |
| [01:32.24] | ai zui hou zhe yi gua suan de geng zhun |
| [01:37.13] | ai nao dai zhang zai le bo zi shang |
| [00:00.50] | xiàng sheng wén wáng guà qiān piàn duàn |
| [00:01.50] | biǎo yǎn: hóu bǎo lín liú bǎo ruì |
| [00:02.00] | āi shuō wén wáng bā guà suàn guò yīn yáng |
| [00:07.12] | āi suàn le yòu suàn |
| [00:09.96] | qǔ xí fù zǒng bǐ nà chū bìn de qiáng |
| [00:15.90] | hēi |
| [00:16.31] | zěn me yàng |
| [00:18.20] | tóu yī guà jiù zhè me líng nà |
| [00:20.38] | dāng rán líng la |
| [00:21.61] | nǐ wǎng xià tīng ba |
| [00:22.56] | nǎ guà dū líng |
| [00:24.48] | hái yǒu zhè me líng de? |
| [00:26.23] | āi bǐ zhè hái líng |
| [00:27.32] | shì a |
| [00:27.96] | nǐ lái ba |
| [00:28.48] | zán wǎng xià suàn a |
| [00:29.28] | lái |
| [00:30.39] | āi shuō suàn le yòu suàn |
| [00:32.85] | nà běi jīng qián qīng jiù yǒu huáng shàng |
| [00:36.89] | āi suàn le yòu suàn |
| [00:39.79] | yǒu huáng shàng de shí hòu tā zhǔn yǒu niáng niáng |
| [00:44.50] | āi zhè zhè guà gèng líng le |
| [00:47.06] | āi shuō suàn le yòu suàn |
| [00:49.35] | wǔ gǔ zá liáng jiù shù nà cán dòu zhǎng de gè ér dà |
| [00:54.33] | āi suàn le yòu suàn |
| [00:56.68] | dì lǐ tou zhuāng jià |
| [00:58.61] | āi jiù shù diàn xiàn gǎn zǐ cháng |
| [01:01.06] | a a a zhuāng jià? |
| [01:03.66] | zhuāng zhuāng jià shì bú shì ya |
| [01:05.76] | méi yǒu zhǒng diàn xiàn gǎn zi de |
| [01:07.00] | méi tīng shuō guò |
| [01:08.54] | wǒ kàn tā zài mǎ lù biān shàng zhǒng guò |
| [01:10.15] | āi nà bú shì |
| [01:11.96] | a a nà gè |
| [01:13.00] | dì lǐ tou zhuāng jià jiù shù nà gāo liáng zhǎng |
| [01:16.86] | āi suàn le yòu suàn |
| [01:19.10] | yé sā zǒu dào jiù shù tā de bà bà suì shù dà |
| [01:23.96] | |
| [01:24.97] | āi suàn le yòu suàn |
| [01:26.94] | nà gè xí fù tā mā zhǔn shì nán rén de zhàng mǔ niáng |
| [01:32.24] | āi zuì hòu zhè yī guà suàn de gèng zhǔn |
| [01:37.13] | āi nǎo dài zhǎng zài le bó zi shàng |
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