| (feat. Lunar C) | |
| [Verse 1: 360] | |
| I'm at the Kwik-E-Mart to find where the Simpsons are | |
| I got money to give Bart cause he ticked me shard | |
| Yo someone tell me where the strippers are | |
| I get it popping like throwing ninja stars in a titty bar | |
| It might be a bit bizarre | |
| But I'm at my best friends funeral I'm crying, but my ******* is hard | |
| My mate showed me his minibar | |
| I couldn't stop asking the ******* where the ******* midgets are | |
| Last week I bought a Nixon mask | |
| Stole Bill Clinton's car and drove it into Monica Lewinsky's spa | |
| My girlfriends a Gypsy with a job to do | |
| I'll sign your CD's, she'll rob ya shoes and your wallet too | |
| Drive by in a Commodore, ride right to the bottle shop | |
| Rock tie die, no knife fights I'm a white guy with a tomahawk | |
| Pause and ask the owner if he knows the *******' soccer score | |
| If our teams losing then we're *******' up his shop some more | |
| [Hook:] | |
| I'm the kid your parents like to hate | |
| And I'm the kid that girlies like to taste | |
| And I'm the kid that cuts all the lines and shows up late | |
| Everything you got yah, I got it by mistake | |
| [Verse 2: 360] | |
| I think from all the benders I've rocked and all the ecstasy popped | |
| I suffer memory loss which means I don't remember a lot | |
| I like machetes because it's the weapon I've got | |
| Use it start connect the dots and you're freckles and spots | |
| Even when I'm not right I'll never be wrong | |
| I'm levels beyond, on a level that you won't ever be on | |
| I'll take a photo of how Jesus died and I'll text it to God | |
| (Message tone) Message across | |
| I got a question for God, if we got the 1st Testament wrong | |
| Tell us where we got the second one from? | |
| Yo from this day I never will flop, you want proof? | |
| I'll stab the end of my **** with this adrenaline shot | |
| Hey yo my **** is a Cyclops, got nikes on and they're high tops | |
| Meet you then tell you that your girl got a nice box | |
| Everything I do in life is quite wrong | |
| Eat an apple a day so I stole ya *******' iPod | |
| [Hook x2] | |
| [Verse 3: Lunar C] | |
| I getting it in when I get in the ring | |
| It's a left right to the chin, I side step then I swing | |
| Got two bisexual identical twins, in my ride | |
| Dressed up as gimps on a wild ketamine binge | |
| Getting more head than forceps | |
| You get T-bagged for sleeping I let my ******* rest on ya forehead | |
| If ya wondering why I haven't said pause yet | |
| And presuming I'm talking about a dude then you're bent | |
| Speaking at the court, here and naked | |
| With my ******* shaved, that's what I call a bald statement | |
| Whole world on my shoulders didn't think that I could balance it | |
| But it's lighter than you think like Michael Jackon's kids | |
| You don't know where the ******* you been ? | |
| Took your chick to go ******* ? better suck my ******* till she bust a lip | |
| ******* what I said before aye, ain't got no money ******* | |
| Girls call me an arsehole cos I'm tight as ******* and full of *******t | |
| [Hook x2] |
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