| I needed something to eat | |
| I took a walk down the street | |
| I came to 318 | |
| Saw my sweet Magdalene | |
| Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh | |
| Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh | |
| Magdalena, sweet Magdalene | |
| I went down deep in her hive | |
| One year just turned into five | |
| Night came and then it was gone | |
| How did you get so strong | |
| Magdalena, just between us, oh | |
| You're the meanest, and the leanest, oh | |
| Magdalena, how'd you get so strong | |
| Magdalena, Magdalena, oh | |
| Magdalena, Magdalena, oh | |
| Magdalena | |
| And then we started to drag | |
| Me and my Maggie-mag-mag | |
| I begged her please no no no | |
| She said she got to go go go go go go | |
| Magdalena, just between us, oh | |
| You're the meanest, Magdalena, oh | |
| Magdalena, you're the meanest, oh | |
| Magdalena, Magdalena, oh | |
| Magdalena, Magdalena |