| What do you get when you fall in love? | |
| A guy with a pin to burst your bubble | |
| That's what you get for all your trouble | |
| I'll never fall in love again | |
| I'll never fall in love again | |
| What do you get when you kiss a guy? | |
| You get enough germs to catch pneumonia | |
| After you do, he'll never phone you | |
| I'll never fall in love again | |
| I'll never fall in love again | |
| Don't tell me what is all about | |
| Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out | |
| Out of those chains, those chains that bind you | |
| That is why I'm here to remind you | |
| What do you get when you fall in love? | |
| A guy with a pin to burst your bubble | |
| That's what you get for your devotion | |
| I'll never fall in love again | |
| I'll never fall in love again | |
| What do you get when you fall in love? | |
| You only get lies and pain and sorrow | |
| That's what you get for your devotion | |
| I'll never fall in love again! | |
| I'll never fall in love again! | |
| Never fall in love again | |
| Never fall in love again |