| [00:27.220] | 今天早上又没洗脸 |
| [00:29.540] | 又是我一个人吃的饭 |
| [00:32.800] | 碰见个熟人 |
| [00:34.220] | 打了个招呼 |
| [00:35.980] | 我进了家牛肉面 |
| [00:38.920] | 我说老板 |
| [00:40.640] | 来个大碗的辣子多的油泼棍棍面 |
| [00:46.390] | 老板说 棍棍面完了 |
| [00:48.670] | 要不给你来个扯面 |
| [00:51.040] | |
| [00:52.770] | 我屁股往下一坐 |
| [00:55.180] | 哎 再都没言传 |
| [00:58.670] | 没想到老板还嬉皮笑脸的给了我一根烟 |
| [01:04.860] | 我接过来一看 |
| [01:07.290] | 我日他哥去 |
| [01:08.860] | 居然是个窄板 |
| [01:12.300] | 我说 老板这都啥年代了 |
| [01:14.580] | 你咋还抽这烟呢 |
| [01:16.750] | |
| [01:17.100] | 老板说 |
| [01:18.260] | 钱不好挣 能抽就不错咧 |
| [01:24.580] | 像以前俺们在农村抽得都是旱烟 |
| [01:30.020] | |
| [01:31.040] | 钱不好挣 能抽就不错咧 |
| [01:38.310] | 像以前俺们在农村 |
| [01:51.110] | |
| [02:10.360] | 那天早上我吃完了面 |
| [02:13.430] | 感觉肚子有些不忏 |
| [02:17.050] | 夹了一卷报纸我就赶紧往茅子蹿 |
| [02:23.500] | 到了茅子一看臭气熏天 |
| [02:26.800] | 脏的是没地方站 |
| [02:30.210] | 最后我也没管 |
| [02:31.950] | 裤子往下一抹 就说了一声舒坦 |
| [02:35.820] | |
| [02:36.720] | 出了厕所一个老汉把我拦到了外面 |
| [02:43.290] | 说这个厕所是公共的 |
| [02:45.820] | 你还得交五毛钱 |
| [02:50.160] | 我说这厕所都脏成马了 |
| [02:52.690] | 你咋还能要钱 |
| [02:56.410] | 老汉说 没办法么 |
| [02:58.570] | 回头还把我教育了两句 |
| [03:01.030] | |
| [03:01.240] | 说娃呀 |
| [03:02.540] | 钱不好挣 能上就不错咧 |
| [03:09.500] | 像以前我们在农村 |
| [03:12.150] | 挖个坑坑就解决咧 |
| [03:14.590] | |
| [03:15.450] | 钱不好挣 能上就不错咧 |
| [03:21.280] | 像以前俺们在农村 |
| [03:24.910] | 挖个坑坑就解决咧 |
| [03:27.780] | |
| [03:28.330] | 钱不好挣 |
| [03:31.330] | 不管你是工人还是农民 |
| [03:34.670] | 钱不好挣哎 |
| [03:40.320] | |
| [03:40.940] | 钱不好挣 |
| [03:44.400] | 不管你是小姐还是商人 |
| [03:47.900] | 钱不好挣哎 |
| [03:52.530] | |
| [03:54.230] | 钱不好挣 |
| [03:57.760] | 钱不好挣哎 |
| [04:06.970] | 钱不好挣 |
| [04:10.690] | 钱不好挣 |
| [04:18.540] |
| [00:27.220] | jin tian zao shang you mei xi lian |
| [00:29.540] | you shi wo yi ge ren chi de fan |
| [00:32.800] | peng jian ge shu ren |
| [00:34.220] | da le ge zhao hu |
| [00:35.980] | wo jin le jia niu rou mian |
| [00:38.920] | wo shuo lao ban |
| [00:40.640] | lai ge da wan de la zi duo de you po gun gun mian |
| [00:46.390] | lao ban shuo gun gun mian wan le |
| [00:48.670] | yao bu gei ni lai ge che mian |
| [00:51.040] | |
| [00:52.770] | wo pi gu wang xia yi zuo |
| [00:55.180] | ai zai dou mei yan chuan |
| [00:58.670] | mei xiang dao lao ban hai xi pi xiao lian de gei le wo yi gen yan |
| [01:04.860] | wo jie guo lai yi kan |
| [01:07.290] | wo ri ta ge qu |
| [01:08.860] | ju ran shi ge zhai ban |
| [01:12.300] | wo shuo lao ban zhe dou sha nian dai le |
| [01:14.580] | ni za hai chou zhe yan ne |
| [01:16.750] | |
| [01:17.100] | lao ban shuo |
| [01:18.260] | qian bu hao zheng neng chou jiu bu cuo lie |
| [01:24.580] | xiang yi qian an men zai nong cun chou de dou shi han yan |
| [01:30.020] | |
| [01:31.040] | qian bu hao zheng neng chou jiu bu cuo lie |
| [01:38.310] | xiang yi qian an men zai nong cun |
| [01:51.110] | |
| [02:10.360] | na tian zao shang wo chi wan le mian |
| [02:13.430] | gan jue du zi you xie bu chan |
| [02:17.050] | jia le yi juan bao zhi wo jiu gan jin wang mao zi cuan |
| [02:23.500] | dao le mao zi yi kan chou qi xun tian |
| [02:26.800] | zang de shi mo di fang zhan |
| [02:30.210] | zui hou wo ye mei guan |
| [02:31.950] | ku zi wang xia yi mo jiu shuo le yi sheng shu tan |
| [02:35.820] | |
| [02:36.720] | chu le ce suo yi ge lao han ba wo lan dao le wai mian |
| [02:43.290] | shuo zhe ge ce suo shi gong gong de |
| [02:45.820] | ni hai de jiao wu mao qian |
| [02:50.160] | wo shuo zhe ce suo dou zang cheng ma le |
| [02:52.690] | ni za hai neng yao qian |
| [02:56.410] | lao han shuo mei ban fa me |
| [02:58.570] | hui tou hai ba wo jiao yu le liang ju |
| [03:01.030] | |
| [03:01.240] | shuo wa ya |
| [03:02.540] | qian bu hao zheng neng shang jiu bu cuo lie |
| [03:09.500] | xiang yi qian wo men zai nong cun |
| [03:12.150] | wa ge keng keng jiu jie jue lie |
| [03:14.590] | |
| [03:15.450] | qian bu hao zheng neng shang jiu bu cuo lie |
| [03:21.280] | xiang yi qian an men zai nong cun |
| [03:24.910] | wa ge keng keng jiu jie jue lie |
| [03:27.780] | |
| [03:28.330] | qian bu hao zheng |
| [03:31.330] | bu guan ni shi gong ren hai shi nong min |
| [03:34.670] | qian bu hao zheng ai |
| [03:40.320] | |
| [03:40.940] | qian bu hao zheng |
| [03:44.400] | bu guan ni shi xiao jie hai shi shang ren |
| [03:47.900] | qian bu hao zheng ai |
| [03:52.530] | |
| [03:54.230] | qian bu hao zheng |
| [03:57.760] | qian bu hao zheng ai |
| [04:06.970] | qian bu hao zheng |
| [04:10.690] | qian bu hao zheng |
| [04:18.540] |
| [00:27.220] | jīn tiān zǎo shàng yòu méi xǐ liǎn |
| [00:29.540] | yòu shì wǒ yí ge rén chī de fàn |
| [00:32.800] | pèng jiàn gè shú rén |
| [00:34.220] | dǎ le gè zhāo hū |
| [00:35.980] | wǒ jìn le jiā niú ròu miàn |
| [00:38.920] | wǒ shuō lǎo bǎn |
| [00:40.640] | lái gè dà wǎn de là zǐ duō de yóu pō gùn gùn miàn |
| [00:46.390] | lǎo bǎn shuō gùn gùn miàn wán le |
| [00:48.670] | yào bù gěi nǐ lái gè chě miàn |
| [00:51.040] | |
| [00:52.770] | wǒ pì gǔ wǎng xià yī zuò |
| [00:55.180] | āi zài dōu méi yán chuán |
| [00:58.670] | méi xiǎng dào lǎo bǎn hái xī pí xiào liǎn de gěi le wǒ yī gēn yān |
| [01:04.860] | wǒ jiē guò lái yī kàn |
| [01:07.290] | wǒ rì tā gē qù |
| [01:08.860] | jū rán shì gè zhǎi bǎn |
| [01:12.300] | wǒ shuō lǎo bǎn zhè dōu shà nián dài le |
| [01:14.580] | nǐ zǎ hái chōu zhè yān ne |
| [01:16.750] | |
| [01:17.100] | lǎo bǎn shuō |
| [01:18.260] | qián bù hǎo zhēng néng chōu jiù bù cuò liě |
| [01:24.580] | xiàng yǐ qián ǎn men zài nóng cūn chōu dé dōu shì hàn yān |
| [01:30.020] | |
| [01:31.040] | qián bù hǎo zhēng néng chōu jiù bù cuò liě |
| [01:38.310] | xiàng yǐ qián ǎn men zài nóng cūn |
| [01:51.110] | |
| [02:10.360] | nà tiān zǎo shàng wǒ chī wán le miàn |
| [02:13.430] | gǎn jué dǔ zi yǒu xiē bù chàn |
| [02:17.050] | jiā le yī juàn bào zhǐ wǒ jiù gǎn jǐn wǎng máo zi cuān |
| [02:23.500] | dào le máo zi yī kàn chòu qì xūn tiān |
| [02:26.800] | zàng de shì mò dì fāng zhàn |
| [02:30.210] | zuì hòu wǒ yě méi guǎn |
| [02:31.950] | kù zi wǎng xià yī mǒ jiù shuō le yī shēng shū tǎn |
| [02:35.820] | |
| [02:36.720] | chū le cè suǒ yí gè lǎo hàn bǎ wǒ lán dào le wài miàn |
| [02:43.290] | shuō zhè gè cè suǒ shì gōng gòng de |
| [02:45.820] | nǐ hái dé jiāo wǔ máo qián |
| [02:50.160] | wǒ shuō zhè cè suǒ dōu zàng chéng mǎ le |
| [02:52.690] | nǐ zǎ hái néng yào qián |
| [02:56.410] | lǎo hàn shuō méi bàn fǎ me |
| [02:58.570] | huí tóu hái bǎ wǒ jiào yù le liǎng jù |
| [03:01.030] | |
| [03:01.240] | shuō wá ya |
| [03:02.540] | qián bù hǎo zhēng néng shàng jiù bù cuò liě |
| [03:09.500] | xiàng yǐ qián wǒ men zài nóng cūn |
| [03:12.150] | wā gè kēng kēng jiù jiě jué liě |
| [03:14.590] | |
| [03:15.450] | qián bù hǎo zhēng néng shàng jiù bù cuò liě |
| [03:21.280] | xiàng yǐ qián ǎn men zài nóng cūn |
| [03:24.910] | wā gè kēng kēng jiù jiě jué liě |
| [03:27.780] | |
| [03:28.330] | qián bù hǎo zhēng |
| [03:31.330] | bù guǎn nǐ shì gōng rén hái shì nóng mín |
| [03:34.670] | qián bù hǎo zhēng āi |
| [03:40.320] | |
| [03:40.940] | qián bù hǎo zhēng |
| [03:44.400] | bù guǎn nǐ shì xiǎo jiě hái shì shāng rén |
| [03:47.900] | qián bù hǎo zhēng āi |
| [03:52.530] | |
| [03:54.230] | qián bù hǎo zhēng |
| [03:57.760] | qián bù hǎo zhēng āi |
| [04:06.970] | qián bù hǎo zhēng |
| [04:10.690] | qián bù hǎo zhēng |
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