| Song | Ladies in Drag (Foreword by Fred Schneider) |
| Artist | Jinkx Monsoon |
| Album | The Inevitable Album |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Here's to the ladies in drag, everybody clap. | |
| Covered in makeup to hide all our sags; spilling cocktails in our laps. | |
| Off to a show or to a party; complaining we're fat. | |
| And looking low, while sipping Bacardi; adjusting our hat… | |
| Cause let's face it, does anyone but a drag queen still wear a hat? | |
| I'll drink to that. | |
| And here's to the girls who play smart, aren't they a gas? | |
| Rushing to their classes in performance art, knowing it won't pass. | |
| Another long, exhausting night, the drag scene can be risky. | |
| You lose a heel, get in a fight; thank God for cheap well (?) whiskey. | |
| I'll drink to that. | |
| And one for RuPaul… | |
| And here's to the girls who wear crowns; aren't we too much (ha, ha, ha)… | |
| Running around in our high heels and gowns, thinking we're too much. | |
| The ones who follow the rules; and use the appropriate tools, too gorgeous to care if we're fools… | |
| Aren't they a gem? I'll drink to them! | |
| Yes, I'll drink to them! | |
| And here's to the girls who just watch, aren't they the best? | |
| When they get depressed it's a bottle of scotch, plus a little jest (?). | |
| Another chance to disapprove, another brilliant singer… | |
| Another reason not to move, another vodka stinger… | |
| I'lllllllllll drink to that! | |
| And here's to the girls on the show, everybody tries. | |
| Look into our eyes and you'll see what we know, everybody dies! | |
| A toast to the invincible crew (?)! the divas in size 15 shoes, let's hear it for the girls with up-dos… | |
| Everybody rise! Rise! Riiiiseeeee! |
| Here' s to the ladies in drag, everybody clap. | |
| Covered in makeup to hide all our sags spilling cocktails in our laps. | |
| Off to a show or to a party complaining we' re fat. | |
| And looking low, while sipping Bacardi adjusting our hat | |
| Cause let' s face it, does anyone but a drag queen still wear a hat? | |
| I' ll drink to that. | |
| And here' s to the girls who play smart, aren' t they a gas? | |
| Rushing to their classes in performance art, knowing it won' t pass. | |
| Another long, exhausting night, the drag scene can be risky. | |
| You lose a heel, get in a fight thank God for cheap well ? whiskey. | |
| I' ll drink to that. | |
| And one for RuPaul | |
| And here' s to the girls who wear crowns aren' t we too much ha, ha, ha | |
| Running around in our high heels and gowns, thinking we' re too much. | |
| The ones who follow the rules and use the appropriate tools, too gorgeous to care if we' re fools | |
| Aren' t they a gem? I' ll drink to them! | |
| Yes, I' ll drink to them! | |
| And here' s to the girls who just watch, aren' t they the best? | |
| When they get depressed it' s a bottle of scotch, plus a little jest ?. | |
| Another chance to disapprove, another brilliant singer | |
| Another reason not to move, another vodka stinger | |
| I' lllllllllll drink to that! | |
| And here' s to the girls on the show, everybody tries. | |
| Look into our eyes and you' ll see what we know, everybody dies! | |
| A toast to the invincible crew ?! the divas in size 15 shoes, let' s hear it for the girls with updos | |
| Everybody rise! Rise! Riiiiseeeee! |
| Here' s to the ladies in drag, everybody clap. | |
| Covered in makeup to hide all our sags spilling cocktails in our laps. | |
| Off to a show or to a party complaining we' re fat. | |
| And looking low, while sipping Bacardi adjusting our hat | |
| Cause let' s face it, does anyone but a drag queen still wear a hat? | |
| I' ll drink to that. | |
| And here' s to the girls who play smart, aren' t they a gas? | |
| Rushing to their classes in performance art, knowing it won' t pass. | |
| Another long, exhausting night, the drag scene can be risky. | |
| You lose a heel, get in a fight thank God for cheap well ? whiskey. | |
| I' ll drink to that. | |
| And one for RuPaul | |
| And here' s to the girls who wear crowns aren' t we too much ha, ha, ha | |
| Running around in our high heels and gowns, thinking we' re too much. | |
| The ones who follow the rules and use the appropriate tools, too gorgeous to care if we' re fools | |
| Aren' t they a gem? I' ll drink to them! | |
| Yes, I' ll drink to them! | |
| And here' s to the girls who just watch, aren' t they the best? | |
| When they get depressed it' s a bottle of scotch, plus a little jest ?. | |
| Another chance to disapprove, another brilliant singer | |
| Another reason not to move, another vodka stinger | |
| I' lllllllllll drink to that! | |
| And here' s to the girls on the show, everybody tries. | |
| Look into our eyes and you' ll see what we know, everybody dies! | |
| A toast to the invincible crew ?! the divas in size 15 shoes, let' s hear it for the girls with updos | |
| Everybody rise! Rise! Riiiiseeeee! |