| Song | My Old Man |
| Artist | Ian Dury |
| Album | New Boots and Panties!! |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| My old man wore three piece whistles | |
| He was never home for long | |
| Drove a bus for London Transport | |
| He knew where he belonged | |
| Number 18 down to Huston | |
| Double decker, move along | |
| Double decker, move along | |
| My old man | |
| Later on he drove a Roller | |
| Chauffeuring for foreign men | |
| Dropped his aitches on occasion | |
| Said 'Cor Blime', now and then | |
| Did the crossword in the Standard | |
| At the airport in the rain | |
| At the airport in the rain | |
| My old man | |
| Wouldn't never let his guv'nors | |
| Call him â€~Billy', he was proud | |
| Personal reasons make a difference | |
| His last boss was allowed | |
| Perhaps he had to keep his distance | |
| Made a racket when he rowed | |
| Made a racker when he rowed | |
| My old man, my old man | |
| My old man was fairly handsome | |
| He smokes too many cigs | |
| Lived in one room in Victoria | |
| He was tidy in his digs | |
| Had to have an operation | |
| When his ulcer got too big | |
| When his ulcer got too big | |
| My old man | |
| Seven years went out the window | |
| We met as one to one | |
| Died before we'd done much talking | |
| But relations had begun | |
| All the while we though about each other | |
| All the best, mate, from your son | |
| All the best, mate, from your son | |
| My old man, my old man |
| My old man wore three piece whistles | |
| He was never home for long | |
| Drove a bus for London Transport | |
| He knew where he belonged | |
| Number 18 down to Huston | |
| Double decker, move along | |
| Double decker, move along | |
| My old man | |
| Later on he drove a Roller | |
| Chauffeuring for foreign men | |
| Dropped his aitches on occasion | |
| Said ' Cor Blime', now and then | |
| Did the crossword in the Standard | |
| At the airport in the rain | |
| At the airport in the rain | |
| My old man | |
| Wouldn' t never let his guv' nors | |
| Call him Billy', he was proud | |
| Personal reasons make a difference | |
| His last boss was allowed | |
| Perhaps he had to keep his distance | |
| Made a racket when he rowed | |
| Made a racker when he rowed | |
| My old man, my old man | |
| My old man was fairly handsome | |
| He smokes too many cigs | |
| Lived in one room in Victoria | |
| He was tidy in his digs | |
| Had to have an operation | |
| When his ulcer got too big | |
| When his ulcer got too big | |
| My old man | |
| Seven years went out the window | |
| We met as one to one | |
| Died before we' d done much talking | |
| But relations had begun | |
| All the while we though about each other | |
| All the best, mate, from your son | |
| All the best, mate, from your son | |
| My old man, my old man |
| My old man wore three piece whistles | |
| He was never home for long | |
| Drove a bus for London Transport | |
| He knew where he belonged | |
| Number 18 down to Huston | |
| Double decker, move along | |
| Double decker, move along | |
| My old man | |
| Later on he drove a Roller | |
| Chauffeuring for foreign men | |
| Dropped his aitches on occasion | |
| Said ' Cor Blime', now and then | |
| Did the crossword in the Standard | |
| At the airport in the rain | |
| At the airport in the rain | |
| My old man | |
| Wouldn' t never let his guv' nors | |
| Call him Billy', he was proud | |
| Personal reasons make a difference | |
| His last boss was allowed | |
| Perhaps he had to keep his distance | |
| Made a racket when he rowed | |
| Made a racker when he rowed | |
| My old man, my old man | |
| My old man was fairly handsome | |
| He smokes too many cigs | |
| Lived in one room in Victoria | |
| He was tidy in his digs | |
| Had to have an operation | |
| When his ulcer got too big | |
| When his ulcer got too big | |
| My old man | |
| Seven years went out the window | |
| We met as one to one | |
| Died before we' d done much talking | |
| But relations had begun | |
| All the while we though about each other | |
| All the best, mate, from your son | |
| All the best, mate, from your son | |
| My old man, my old man |