| [00:00.04] | 健：どうなってんだよ |
| [00:11.95] | 妖：お前さー |
| [00:13.47] | 健：出た |
| [00:14.53] | 妖：泣き顔を笑顔に変えたぐらいで、人生変えられると思ってる |
| [00:18.42] | 健：いや、思ってないですけど |
| [00:21.08] | 妖：もう少し劇的な展開に持ち込むとか |
| [00:23.47] | 妖： 派手な演出試みるとか他にやりようなかったのか |
| [00:29.14] | 妖：あれが、お前のベストパフォーマンスか |
| [00:32.38] | 健：まさか本当に変わるなんて思ってなかったんっす |
| [00:34.50] | 妖：人間が歴史の中で最もうまくなってることの一つがいいわけだ |
| [00:40.97] | 健：もう１度行かせてください |
| [00:42.53] | 健：今度は絶対にうまくやりますから |
| [00:43.91] | 妖：無理に決まってんだろ |
| [00:45.25] | 健：そこはなんとかお願いします |
| [00:46.89] | 妖：無理だ |
| [00:47.71] | 妖：２回目はない |
| [00:48.76] | 健：そこはなんとかお願いします |
| [00:51.35] | 妖：同じ写真に、２回飛ぶことは不可能なの |
| [00:54.32] | 健：そこはなんとか |
| [00:56.78] | 健：え、じゃあ違う写真ならいいんですか |
| [00:00.04] | jian: |
| [00:11.95] | yao: qian |
| [00:13.47] | jian: chu |
| [00:14.53] | yao: qi yan xiao yan bian ren sheng bian si |
| [00:18.42] | jian: si |
| [00:21.08] | yao: shao ju de zhan kai chi ru |
| [00:23.47] | yao: pai shou yan chu shi ta |
| [00:29.14] | yao: qian |
| [00:32.38] | jian: ben dang bian si |
| [00:34.50] | yao: ren jian li shi zhong zui yi |
| [00:40.97] | jian: du xing |
| [00:42.53] | jian: jin du jue dui |
| [00:43.91] | yao: wu li jue |
| [00:45.25] | jian: yuan |
| [00:46.89] | yao: wu li |
| [00:47.71] | yao: hui mu |
| [00:48.76] | jian: yuan |
| [00:51.35] | yao: tong xie zhen hui fei bu ke neng |
| [00:54.32] | jian: |
| [00:56.78] | jian: wei xie zhen |
| [00:00.04] | jiàn: |
| [00:11.95] | yāo: qián |
| [00:13.47] | jiàn: chū |
| [00:14.53] | yāo: qì yán xiào yán biàn rén shēng biàn sī |
| [00:18.42] | jiàn: sī |
| [00:21.08] | yāo: shǎo jù de zhǎn kāi chí ru |
| [00:23.47] | yāo: pài shǒu yǎn chū shì tā |
| [00:29.14] | yāo: qián |
| [00:32.38] | jiàn: běn dāng biàn sī |
| [00:34.50] | yāo: rén jiān lì shǐ zhōng zuì yī |
| [00:40.97] | jiàn: dù xíng |
| [00:42.53] | jiàn: jīn dù jué duì |
| [00:43.91] | yāo: wú lǐ jué |
| [00:45.25] | jiàn: yuàn |
| [00:46.89] | yāo: wú lǐ |
| [00:47.71] | yāo: huí mù |
| [00:48.76] | jiàn: yuàn |
| [00:51.35] | yāo: tóng xiě zhēn huí fēi bù kě néng |
| [00:54.32] | jiàn: |
| [00:56.78] | jiàn: wéi xiě zhēn |
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