| [00:01.22] | 健:そんなん書かなくても、俺が甲子園連れてってやる |
| [00:04.33] | 礼:甲子園連れてってくれるんじゃなくて、優勝に決まってるでしょ |
| [00:08.02] | 健:バカ、出るだけでも十分奇跡だろう |
| [00:20.13] | 礼:バッカじゃないの |
| [00:22.99] | 健:約束したとか言ってるけど |
| [00:25.43] | 礼:1回戦で負けちゃってるのに、何言ってるの |
| [00:29.42] | 健:まあまあ、そうなんだけど |
| [00:34.78] | 礼:英単語も、世界史の年号も、全然覚えられないくせに |
| [00:40.94] | 礼:そういうくっだらないことは覚えてるんだね |
| [00:44.16] | 健: 小学校の時牛乳鼻から噴き出したり |
| [00:46.92] | 健:修学旅行でバス乗り間違えたりしたこととか |
| [00:49.76] | 礼:ちょっと、その話いつまでするつもり |
| [00:53.28] | 健:ずっと言うに決まってんだろ |
| [00:57.50] | 健:ずっと、言い続けるって約束するよ |
| [01:04.75] | 礼:もう最低。 |
| [00:01.22] | jian: shu an jia zi yuan lian |
| [00:04.33] | li: jia zi yuan lian you sheng jue |
| [00:08.02] | jian: chu shi fen qi ji |
| [00:20.13] | li: |
| [00:22.99] | jian: yue shu yan |
| [00:25.43] | li: hui zhan fu he yan |
| [00:29.42] | jian: |
| [00:34.78] | li: ying dan yu shi jie shi nian hao quan ran jue |
| [00:40.94] | li: jue |
| [00:44.16] | jian: xiao xue xiao shi niu ru bi pen chu |
| [00:46.92] | jian: xiu xue lv xing cheng jian wei |
| [00:49.76] | li: hua |
| [00:53.28] | jian: yan jue |
| [00:57.50] | jian: yan xu yue shu |
| [01:04.75] | li: zui di. |
| [00:01.22] | jiàn: shū ǎn jiǎ zǐ yuán lián |
| [00:04.33] | lǐ: jiǎ zǐ yuán lián yōu shèng jué |
| [00:08.02] | jiàn: chū shí fēn qí jī |
| [00:20.13] | lǐ: |
| [00:22.99] | jiàn: yuē shù yán |
| [00:25.43] | lǐ: huí zhàn fù hé yán |
| [00:29.42] | jiàn: |
| [00:34.78] | lǐ: yīng dān yǔ shì jiè shǐ nián hào quán rán jué |
| [00:40.94] | lǐ: jué |
| [00:44.16] | jiàn: xiǎo xué xiào shí niú rǔ bí pēn chū |
| [00:46.92] | jiàn: xiū xué lǚ xíng chéng jiān wéi |
| [00:49.76] | lǐ: huà |
| [00:53.28] | jiàn: yán jué |
| [00:57.50] | jiàn: yán xu yuē shù |
| [01:04.75] | lǐ: zuì dī. |