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Patricia: Uh, sorry to bother you with this, chief. We've got kind of a situation . |
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Richard: What now? |
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(Richard is standing in front of a room full of doctors and interns with Patricia seated near him) |
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Richard: Three interns, four residents and six nurses on this surgical floor have been diagnosed with...syphilis. |
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(The room makes oohing noises) |
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Patricia: There are over 70,000 new cases every year. |
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(Olivia looks at George across the room) |
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Patricia: Undiagnosed, syphilis can lead to blindness, insanity and death. |
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Richard: If you are having unprotected sex with another member of the staff get tested. This is not a request. |
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Richard: Patricia will now give you a safe-sex demonstration . |
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(Patricia stands up holding a condom and a banana) |
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Patricia: When the time is right, and, gentlemen, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana. |
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(Derek enters) |
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Derek: (Whispering to Richard) We should try and get down to do the MRI now. |
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Richard: This isn't really a good time. |
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Derek: If you want to do this without anybody else knowing, you should do it now. |
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Patricia: Open communication is essential to a healthy relationship. In a responsible relationship... |
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Meredith: (Whispering to Cristina) Poor George. |
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Cristina: Yeah. You know, I think he really likes Typhoid Mary. |
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Meredith: Well, not many budding relationships survive a good dose of VD. |
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Cristina: Yeah. |
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Patricia: When the banana is finished... |
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Meredith: Yeah. |
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Patricia:...gently peel off the condom and dispose of it properly. With every fresh banana, always use a fresh condom. |
