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I have five rules. Memorize them. |
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Rule number one -- don't bother sucking up. I already hate you. That's not gonna change. |
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Trauma protocol, phone list, pagers -- nurses will page you. |
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You will answer every page at a run -- a run -- that's rule number two. |
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Your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours. |
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You're interns, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain. |
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You run labs, write orders, work every second night until you drop, and don't complain. |
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On-call rooms -- attendings hog them. |
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Sleep when you can where you can, which brings me to rule number three. |
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If I'm sleeping, don't wake me unless your patient is actually dying. |
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Rule number four -- the dying patient better not be dead when I get there. |
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Not only will you have killed someone, you would have woke me for no good reason. We clear? |
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Yes? |
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You said five rules. That was only four. |
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Rule number five -- when I move, you move. |
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Get out of my way! |
