| Oh kids these days | |
| They don't have respect | |
| They just talk on those cellphones | |
| And listen to their tape cassettes | |
| It's what that teacher said | |
| With disgust in every breath | |
| His students listened carelessly | |
| They were easily unimpressed | |
| He said it with such conviction | |
| Whether truth or fiction | |
| And it went | |
| Round and round | |
| They'd reinvent the wheel | |
| Watch it spin and marvel | |
| At the breakthrough | |
| They had found | |
| Another war to end all wars | |
| Depressions are no more | |
| Gravity works on occasion | |
| It won't always bring you to the floor | |
| A Spanish questionnaire | |
| Conquest through love affair | |
| A trillion here or there | |
| I'm sure it'll work with a little prayer |