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俺叫河小南！
an jiao he xiao nan! Lyrics

Song 俺叫河小南！
Artist YoungStar
Album 热门网络歌曲合集
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[ti:俺叫河小南]
[ar:我才不是DC呢]
[al:]
[00:08] 同学们——
[00:23] 我爷爷是个大官
[00:26] 本来书香门第
[00:27] 现在全变了浮云
[00:29] 我吃着粗茶淡饭
[00:32] 我家里全是姐妹
[00:33] 还有一堆兄弟
[00:35] 我受过你们受不了的气 吃不了的苦
[00:38] 也见过南北天地
[00:51] 我把食堂的 米饭 水壶 全都换成有毒的
[00:54] 我把宿舍的棉被 全都换成报废的
[00:57] 你们说我是坏蛋 说我有便宜就要占
[01:05] 他上回买我家一个烧饼顺了六个鸡心
[01:08] 这口气我咽不下，专门找他吵架
[01:11] 谁知这人叼着一个烟卷儿，掏出一副快板儿
[01:22] 上回惹了黑小江 被揍成马蜂窝
[01:25] 以为吵架要用绝招 结果人家全都带刀
[01:31] 他家三个流氓 他家开着银行
[01:34] 他家的儿子抢了姑娘直接就进洞房
[01:36] 你听到这里以为他是他妈最横的
[01:39] 但我们班里其实还有他妈更愣的
[01:45] 兜里揣着孜然 他身上老是香香的
[01:48] 他其实是个混血 他老爸性子特野
[01:56] 在班里没人敢惹因为老师根本不管
[01:59] 他砸坏学校东西但是谁也不让他赔
[02:02] 你说他无法无天 其实他也不是最肥
[02:05] 还有个叫上小海的 平时少言寡语的
[02:08] 出国上学回来以后对人爱搭不理的
[02:13] 他对自己妹妹江小苏也不冷不热的
[02:17] 你以为班里他是最有特权的
[02:19] 但其实这里还有一个更他妈招人烦的
[02:22] 有个人叫北小京 他是我们的班长
[02:27] 他上课时候打盹儿 下课时候亲嘴儿
[02:30] 班里午餐盒饭他妈就他加个鸡腿儿
[02:33] 他考试二十分全班打鼓敲锣
[02:36] 我考满分老师说我一百二才算及格
[02:50] 我知道我说这些 能得罪一大条街
[02:53] 但我想跟着节奏咆哮一刻不歇
[02:56] 所有人都说别人丑陋自己高大帅气
[02:59] 其实全都傻逼德行全他妈是狗屁
[03:07] 别人毕恭毕敬 我的实话刺耳坚硬
[03:10] 咱们谁也别怪 因为全都有神经病
[03:14] 这些都是我掏的
[03:15] 老师掉进下水道 井盖都是我撬的
[03:18] 我把食堂的 米饭 水壶 全都换成有毒的
[03:25] ~哎,你说嘛？不是说好不动手嘛。
[03:29] ~哎妈~大哥~你这手机进水了
[03:31] ~哎，我擦，怎么着？我告诉你啊，你丫甭给我来这套~
[03:35] ~哎哟，你这个小伙子哦，怎么这样子讲话哟？
[03:38] ~哎哥们哥们，这没有人骂过
[03:40] ~今天刚摘滴桃子，又被人给抢走了，我还某吃捏。
[03:46] ~检讨~
[03:47] ~捡个球类讨~
[00:11.30] 听我说——！
[00:18.30] 人们都喜欢彼此谩骂，却不愿相互了解
[00:21.00] 现在，让我来告诉你——
[00:24.70] 轮到我成了平民
[00:30.80] 穿的衣服便宜
[00:39.80] 我干过好多坏事好事还有牛逼的经历
[00:42.50] 好事没人记得 坏事倒他妈传得来劲 我就日
[00:46.60] 同学丢了书包 一般都是我掏的
[00:48.60] 老师掉进下水道 井盖都是我撬的
[00:59.60] 但我要说其实这方面我德行不是最烂的
[01:02.70] 坐在靠窗户座位的那个同学叫天小津
[01:13.70] 他从煎饼麻花儿豆腐块儿 说到薄皮儿大馅儿
[01:16.80] 说了六个小时 没有一句重样儿
[01:19.60] 看他虽然能说 但牛逼时候不多
[01:28.50] 初次见面先是叫哥 然后砍了再说
[01:42.50] 坐在教室角落的 有个叫新小疆的
[01:50.70] 平时除了打架斗殴还在街边卖粥
[01:53.30] 他卖的米粥十块一勺非说十块一碗
[02:10.50] 我们都用普通铅笔就他是彩色的
[02:24.80] 每天带着枕头就在教室里头一躺
[02:38.70] 还有那个台小湾 说来自隔壁班
[02:41.70] 广小东吃出感冒 还传染半个学校
[02:45.10] 你看我说一大串儿 其实不到一半儿
[02:47.70] 时间实在不够不然能说一百多段儿
[03:01.80] 我玩命骂了一气 没有别的目的
[03:04.60] 就是为了得罪你们 说出这个道理
[03:20.80] 我把宿舍的棉被 全都换成报废的
ti: an jiao he xiao nan
ar: wo cai bu shi DC ne
al:
[00:08] tong xue men
[00:23] wo ye ye shi ge da guan
[00:26] ben lai shu xiang men di
[00:27] xian zai quan bian le fu yun
[00:29] wo chi zhe cu cha dan fan
[00:32] wo jia li quan shi jie mei
[00:33] hai you yi dui xiong di
[00:35] wo shou guo ni men shou bu liao de qi chi bu liao de ku
[00:38] ye jian guo nan bei tian di
[00:51] wo ba shi tang de mi fan shui hu quan dou huan cheng you du de
[00:54] wo ba su she de mian bei quan dou huan cheng bao fei de
[00:57] ni men shuo wo shi huai dan shuo wo you pian yi jiu yao zhan
[01:05] ta shang hui mai wo jia yi ge shao bing shun le liu ge ji xin
[01:08] zhe kou qi wo yan bu xia, zhuan men zhao ta chao jia
[01:11] shei zhi zhe ren diao zhe yi ge yan juan er, tao chu yi fu kuai ban r
[01:22] shang hui re le hei xiao jiang bei zou cheng ma feng wo
[01:25] yi wei chao jia yao yong jue zhao jie guo ren jia quan dou dai dao
[01:31] ta jia san ge liu mang ta jia kai zhe yin hang
[01:34] ta jia de er zi qiang le gu niang zhi jie jiu jin dong fang
[01:36] ni ting dao zhe li yi wei ta shi ta ma zui heng de
[01:39] dan wo men ban li qi shi hai you ta ma geng leng de
[01:45] dou li chuai zhe zi ran ta shen shang lao shi xiang xiang de
[01:48] ta qi shi shi ge hun xue ta lao ba xing zi te ye
[01:56] zai ban li mei ren gan re yin wei lao shi gen ben bu guan
[01:59] ta za huai xue xiao dong xi dan shi shui ye bu rang ta pei
[02:02] ni shuo ta wu fa wu tian qi shi ta ye bu shi zui fei
[02:05] hai you ge jiao shang xiao hai de ping shi shao yan gua yu de
[02:08] chu guo shang xue hui lai yi hou dui ren ai da bu li de
[02:13] ta dui zi ji mei mei jiang xiao su ye bu leng bu re de
[02:17] ni yi wei ban li ta shi zui you te quan de
[02:19] dan qi shi zhe li hai you yi ge geng ta ma zhao ren fan de
[02:22] you ge ren jiao bei xiao jing ta shi wo men de ban zhang
[02:27] ta shang ke shi hou da dun er xia ke shi hou qin zui er
[02:30] ban li wu can he fan ta ma jiu ta jia ge ji tui er
[02:33] ta kao shi er shi fen quan ban da gu qiao luo
[02:36] wo kao man fen lao shi shuo wo yi bai er cai suan ji ge
[02:50] wo zhi dao wo shuo zhei xie neng de zui yi da tiao jie
[02:53] dan wo xiang gen zhe jie zou pao xiao yi ke bu xie
[02:56] suo you ren dou shuo bie ren chou lou zi ji gao da shuai qi
[02:59] qi shi quan dou sha bi de xing quan ta ma shi gou pi
[03:07] bie ren bi gong bi jing wo de shi hua ci er jian ying
[03:10] zan men shui ye bie guai yin wei quan dou you shen jing bing
[03:14] zhei xie dou shi wo tao de
[03:15] lao shi diao jin xia shui dao jing gai dou shi wo qiao de
[03:18] wo ba shi tang de mi fan shui hu quan dou huan cheng you du de
[03:25] ai, ni shuo ma? bu shi shuo hao bu dong shou ma.
[03:29] ai ma da ge ni zhe shou ji jin shui le
[03:31] ai, wo ca, zen me zhao? wo gao su ni a, ni ya beng gei wo lai zhe tao
[03:35] ai yo, ni zhe ge xiao huo zi o, zen me zhe yang zi jiang hua yo?
[03:38] ai ge men ge men, zhe mei you ren ma guo
[03:40] jin tian gang zhai di tao zi, you bei ren gei qiang zou le, wo hai mou chi nie.
[03:46] jian tao
[03:47] jian ge qiu lei tao
[00:11.30] ting wo shuo!
[00:18.30] ren men dou xi huan bi ci man ma, que bu yuan xiang hu liao jie
[00:21.00] xian zai, rang wo lai gao su ni
[00:24.70] lun dao wo cheng le ping min
[00:30.80] chuan de yi fu pian yi
[00:39.80] wo gan guo hao duo huai shi hao shi hai you niu bi de jing li
[00:42.50] hao shi mei ren ji de huai shi dao ta ma chuan de lai jin wo jiu ri
[00:46.60] tong xue diu le shu bao yi ban dou shi wo tao de
[00:48.60] lao shi diao jin xia shui dao jing gai dou shi wo qiao de
[00:59.60] dan wo yao shuo qi shi zhe fang mian wo de xing bu shi zui lan de
[01:02.70] zuo zai kao chuang hu zuo wei de na ge tong xue jiao tian xiao jin
[01:13.70] ta cong jian bing ma hua er dou fu kuai er shuo dao bao pi r da xian er
[01:16.80] shuo le liu ge xiao shi mei you yi ju chong yang er
[01:19.60] kan ta sui ran neng shuo dan niu bi shi hou bu duo
[01:28.50] chu ci jian mian xian shi jiao ge ran hou kan le zai shuo
[01:42.50] zuo zai jiao shi jiao luo de you ge jiao xin xiao jiang de
[01:50.70] ping shi chu le da jia dou ou hai zai jie bian mai zhou
[01:53.30] ta mai de mi zhou shi kuai yi shao fei shuo shi kuai yi wan
[02:10.50] wo men dou yong pu tong qian bi jiu ta shi cai se de
[02:24.80] mei tian dai zhe zhen tou jiu zai jiao shi li tou yi tang
[02:38.70] hai you na ge tai xiao wan shuo lai zi ge bi ban
[02:41.70] guang xiao dong chi chu gan mao hai chuan ran ban ge xue xiao
[02:45.10] ni kan wo shuo yi da chuan er qi shi bu dao yi ban er
[02:47.70] shi jian shi zai bu gou bu ran neng shuo yi bai duo duan er
[03:01.80] wo wan ming ma le yi qi mei you bie de mu di
[03:04.60] jiu shi wei liao de zui ni men shuo chu zhe ge dao li
[03:20.80] wo ba su she de mian bei quan dou huan cheng bao fei de
ti: ǎn jiào hé xiǎo nán
ar: wǒ cái bú shì DC ne
al:
[00:08] tóng xué men
[00:23] wǒ yé ye shì gè dà guān
[00:26] běn lái shū xiāng mén dì
[00:27] xiàn zài quán biàn le fú yún
[00:29] wǒ chī zhe cū chá dàn fàn
[00:32] wǒ jiā lǐ quán shì jiě mèi
[00:33] hái yǒu yī duī xiōng dì
[00:35] wǒ shòu guò nǐ men shòu bù liǎo de qì chī bù liǎo de kǔ
[00:38] yě jiàn guò nán běi tiān dì
[00:51] wǒ bǎ shí táng de mǐ fàn shuǐ hú quán dōu huàn chéng yǒu dú de
[00:54] wǒ bǎ sù shè de mián bèi quán dōu huàn chéng bào fèi de
[00:57] nǐ men shuō wǒ shì huài dàn shuō wǒ yǒu pián yí jiù yào zhàn
[01:05] tā shàng huí mǎi wǒ jiā yí gè shāo bǐng shùn le liù ge jī xīn
[01:08] zhè kǒu qì wǒ yàn bù xià, zhuān mén zhǎo tā chǎo jià
[01:11] shéi zhī zhè rén diāo zhe yí gè yān juàn ér, tāo chū yī fù kuài bǎn r
[01:22] shàng huí rě le hēi xiǎo jiāng bèi zòu chéng mǎ fēng wō
[01:25] yǐ wéi chǎo jià yào yòng jué zhāo jié guǒ rén jiā quán dōu dài dāo
[01:31] tā jiā sān ge liú máng tā jiā kāi zhe yín háng
[01:34] tā jiā de ér zi qiǎng le gū niáng zhí jiē jiù jìn dòng fáng
[01:36] nǐ tīng dào zhè lǐ yǐ wéi tā shì tā mā zuì héng de
[01:39] dàn wǒ men bān lǐ qí shí hái yǒu tā mā gèng lèng de
[01:45] dōu lǐ chuāi zhe zī rán tā shēn shàng lǎo shì xiāng xiāng de
[01:48] tā qí shí shì gè hùn xuè tā lǎo bà xìng zi tè yě
[01:56] zài bān lǐ méi rén gǎn rě yīn wèi lǎo shī gēn běn bù guǎn
[01:59] tā zá huài xué xiào dōng xī dàn shì shuí yě bù ràng tā péi
[02:02] nǐ shuō tā wú fǎ wú tiān qí shí tā yě bú shì zuì féi
[02:05] hái yǒu gè jiào shàng xiǎo hǎi de píng shí shǎo yán guǎ yǔ de
[02:08] chū guó shàng xué huí lái yǐ hòu duì rén ài dā bù lǐ de
[02:13] tā duì zì jǐ mèi mei jiāng xiǎo sū yě bù lěng bù rè de
[02:17] nǐ yǐ wéi bān lǐ tā shì zuì yǒu tè quán de
[02:19] dàn qí shí zhè lǐ hái yǒu yí gè gèng tā mā zhāo rén fán de
[02:22] yǒu gè rén jiào běi xiǎo jīng tā shì wǒ men de bān zhǎng
[02:27] tā shàng kè shí hòu dǎ dǔn ér xià kè shí hòu qīn zuǐ ér
[02:30] bān lǐ wǔ cān hé fàn tā mā jiù tā jiā gè jī tuǐ ér
[02:33] tā kǎo shì èr shí fēn quán bān dǎ gǔ qiāo luó
[02:36] wǒ kǎo mǎn fēn lǎo shī shuō wǒ yī bǎi èr cái suàn jí gé
[02:50] wǒ zhī dào wǒ shuō zhèi xiē néng dé zuì yī dà tiáo jiē
[02:53] dàn wǒ xiǎng gēn zhe jié zòu páo xiào yī kè bù xiē
[02:56] suǒ yǒu rén dōu shuō bié rén chǒu lòu zì jǐ gāo dà shuài qì
[02:59] qí shí quán dōu shǎ bī dé xíng quán tā mā shì gǒu pì
[03:07] bié rén bì gōng bì jìng wǒ de shí huà cì ěr jiān yìng
[03:10] zán men shuí yě bié guài yīn wèi quán dōu yǒu shén jīng bìng
[03:14] zhèi xiē dōu shì wǒ tāo de
[03:15] lǎo shī diào jìn xià shuǐ dào jǐng gài dōu shì wǒ qiào de
[03:18] wǒ bǎ shí táng de mǐ fàn shuǐ hú quán dōu huàn chéng yǒu dú de
[03:25] āi, nǐ shuō ma? bú shì shuō hǎo bù dòng shǒu ma.
[03:29] āi mā dà gē nǐ zhè shǒu jī jìn shuǐ le
[03:31] āi, wǒ cā, zěn me zhāo? wǒ gào sù nǐ a, nǐ yā béng gěi wǒ lái zhè tào
[03:35] āi yō, nǐ zhè gè xiǎo huǒ zi ó, zěn me zhè yàng zi jiǎng huà yō?
[03:38] āi gē men gē men, zhè méi yǒu rén mà guò
[03:40] jīn tiān gāng zhāi dī táo zi, yòu bèi rén gěi qiǎng zǒu le, wǒ hái mǒu chī niē.
[03:46] jiǎn tǎo
[03:47] jiǎn gè qiú lèi tǎo
[00:11.30] tīng wǒ shuō!
[00:18.30] rén men dōu xǐ huān bǐ cǐ màn mà, què bù yuàn xiāng hù liǎo jiě
[00:21.00] xiàn zài, ràng wǒ lái gào sù nǐ
[00:24.70] lún dào wǒ chéng le píng mín
[00:30.80] chuān de yī fú pián yí
[00:39.80] wǒ gàn guò hǎo duō huài shì hǎo shì hái yǒu niú bī de jīng lì
[00:42.50] hǎo shì méi rén jì de huài shì dào tā mā chuán de lái jìn wǒ jiù rì
[00:46.60] tóng xué diū le shū bāo yì bān dōu shì wǒ tāo de
[00:48.60] lǎo shī diào jìn xià shuǐ dào jǐng gài dōu shì wǒ qiào de
[00:59.60] dàn wǒ yào shuō qí shí zhè fāng miàn wǒ dé xíng bú shì zuì làn de
[01:02.70] zuò zài kào chuāng hù zuò wèi de nà gè tóng xué jiào tiān xiǎo jīn
[01:13.70] tā cóng jiān bǐng má huā ér dòu fǔ kuài ér shuō dào báo pí r dà xiàn ér
[01:16.80] shuō le liù ge xiǎo shí méi yǒu yī jù chóng yàng ér
[01:19.60] kàn tā suī rán néng shuō dàn niú bī shí hòu bù duō
[01:28.50] chū cì jiàn miàn xiān shì jiào gē rán hòu kǎn le zài shuō
[01:42.50] zuò zài jiào shì jiǎo luò de yǒu gè jiào xīn xiǎo jiāng de
[01:50.70] píng shí chú le dǎ jià dòu ōu hái zài jiē biān mài zhōu
[01:53.30] tā mài de mǐ zhōu shí kuài yī sháo fēi shuō shí kuài yī wǎn
[02:10.50] wǒ men dōu yòng pǔ tōng qiān bǐ jiù tā shì cǎi sè de
[02:24.80] měi tiān dài zhe zhěn tou jiù zài jiào shì lǐ tou yī tǎng
[02:38.70] hái yǒu nà gè tái xiǎo wān shuō lái zì gé bì bān
[02:41.70] guǎng xiǎo dōng chī chū gǎn mào hái chuán rǎn bàn gè xué xiào
[02:45.10] nǐ kàn wǒ shuō yī dà chuàn ér qí shí bú dào yī bàn ér
[02:47.70] shí jiān shí zài bù gòu bù rán néng shuō yī bǎi duō duàn ér
[03:01.80] wǒ wán mìng mà le yī qì méi yǒu bié de mù dì
[03:04.60] jiù shì wèi liǎo de zuì nǐ men shuō chū zhè gè dào lǐ
[03:20.80] wǒ bǎ sù shè de mián bèi quán dōu huàn chéng bào fèi de
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