| I'm a basilisk from the distant planet Ojom | |
| The communes were too cold I badly wanted to go beyond | |
| Outer space was calling and I couldn't resist | |
| The Arctic's hard and harsh it's a bitch I hardly miss | |
| Get me on a space station nation unto itself | |
| I search for commerce in the farthest darkest reaches of hell | |
| Get me off of this planet before it's enslaved by the Hutts | |
| Give me a fraction of the action I've been waiting for months | |
| I'm a cook it's a look that's easy to execute | |
| Apron and a shirt pants don't hurt forget the shoes | |
| My dream's to have a diner on that planet that's a city | |
| My dreams to find a girl that's not ashamed to be with me | |
| Before I was an informant ran a bar in Ord Sigatt | |
| A cover for running guns I'm a lover of selling shots | |
| A prospector for a second on a mine on Subterrel | |
| Now I'm mining for what's mine only time will tell | |
| Might seem a little freaky my hands are kinda greasy | |
| My apron's a Pollock painting of stains | |
| Might be sextupled limbed my scruples are super slim | |
| Let's couple skate before it's too late in the game | |
| Let's rink around with the four armed greasy guy | |
| I know I may not seem appealing but the feeling is right | |
| You know I'm down with the sound your sexy disco style | |
| You put a dart in my heart I got Kit Fisto's smile | |
| In the outland transit system I ran a dirty business | |
| Met the needs of mercenaries who were scary and persistent | |
| Bounty hunters took a number under stress I didn't want | |
| Sold the rest to Jango Fett and then I left for Coruscant | |
| Started selling donuts in the collective commerce district | |
| You can score a death stick or whatever is the next fix | |
| Hear a Bith play all the hits Dewback inn for sinful stalking | |
| So many options you should stop in cop my offerins often | |
| In time it was a diner, business grew with my whiskers | |
| I eavesdrop and gossip nonstop 'cause I'm the awesomest listener | |
| We serve Jawa juice to new recruits sliders to old timers | |
| Impolite pod racers never tip their kind sure could be kinder | |
| Got a unicycled serving droid she doesn't like organics | |
| I'll be spying while I'm frying Hermione sighing at her antics | |
| In a panic there was a purge I never liked the use of clones | |
| The fact Kamino was kept secret was a weakness we condoned | |
| Now I'm back at the bottom, in the depths of city planet | |
| Help the displaced become erased because it's hard to face the damage | |
| My diner was destroyed but it would later be rebuilt | |
| My heart is like a coffee cup that always needs to be refilled | |
| Might seem a little freaky my hands are kinda greasy | |
| My apron's a Pollock painting of stains | |
| Might be sextupled limbed my scruples are super slim | |
| Let's couple skate before it's too late in the game | |
| Let's rink around with the four armed greasy guy | |
| I know I may not seem appealing but the feeling is right | |
| You know I'm down with the sound your sexy disco style | |
| You put a dart in my heart I got Kit Fisto's smile |