| CPA everyday I really want to do your taxes | |
| My door is always closin when I want to gain access | |
| Maybe this place is haunted I've heard rumors and myths | |
| But if it doesn't pay its taxes then it doesn't exist | |
| I always forget my key wish my neighbor'd keep a copy | |
| Always have to get the doorman elevator to the lobby | |
| Always trying to stay fit vitamins and exercise | |
| As for Barret I can't bear it she's too easy on the eyes | |
| TV's on won't respond maybe Dana's depressed | |
| So I climbed out on the ledge like a baby possessed | |
| I couldn't pull the cable what I want is out of reach | |
| Like the lady like the key like the life I sadly seek | |
| I tried to throw a party four years on the job | |
| A promotional expense it's a tax wright off | |
| Clients instead of friends cuz my friends are often not | |
| Real what's the deal did somebody bring a dog | |
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| Somebody let me in | |
| They'll join if we get our dance on | |
| Yes have some | |
| Were puny pale male and handsome | |
| Somebody let me in | |
| I just wanna take part | |
| Whether it's a party or my apartment | |
| Or the compartments of my heart | |
| I thought it was a dog j thought it was a bear | |
| I took the elevator andnj think it took the stairs | |
| It chased me through the park got cornered on the green | |
| I thought I had a milkbone now ill never know Janine | |
| The diners did t mind they went back to their snails | |
| I got possessed by a demon now their scheme would prevail | |
| I asked a horse a question but the driver declined | |
| You will perish in flames you and all of your kind | |
| My eyes turned red and I growled I ran insane through the city | |
| I got dropped off at the Busters secretary was pretty | |
| Sport a spaghetti strainer my noodle was a no brainer | |
| Slapped some pizza on my face and smelled the popcorn container | |
| Speaking of the unit blew up and the prisoner broke free | |
| My captors got distracted so I opted to flee | |
| This is the real thing to my building where my feelings couldn't falter | |
| Once a bastard now a master had to have her on the alter | |
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| Woke up feeling great the sensations sublime | |
| The biggest interdimensional cross rip since 1909 | |
| Tunguska it was nothing used to being misused | |
| It was a non-issue when they wanted my brain tissue | |
| I coulda sworn we did it though she denied it emphatically | |
| Tragically it had to be my slacks were slashed dramatically | |
| Actually cut to a court room where a gavel kept hammering | |
| Legal expertise was so weak I was nervous and stammering | |
| Two Italian ghosts got all our foes back on our side | |
| Ghost Busters back in the action now the city could sigh | |
| Mood altering slime was in the sewers and pipes | |
| A Carpathian painting had us all hating on life | |
| My role was baby sitter when I wish I was a Buster | |
| Asked Janine out on a date with all the courage I could muster | |
| Super Mario Brother, Parcheesi, Boggle or Twister | |
| We fed the baby french bread pizza then I guess I kinda kissed her | |
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| The baby got abducted I had royally screwed up | |
| Got the crew out of Park View and decided to suit up | |
| No longer an accountant I was a man on a mission | |
| Keep sharp - Stay fit - and make good decisions | |
| Slimer was my driver we decided to keep the peace | |
| In tried to capture him with KFC in a deleted scene | |
| Aimed my protons at the met all of it covered in slime | |
| It went away I saved the day no longer lame but divine | |
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