| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 聂禹 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 聂禹 |
| [00:35.68] | 白老板的店地方很偏 |
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| [00:40.92] | 几张饭桌七八条凳十几个碗 |
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| [00:46.99] | 生意不好愁眉苦脸考虑运转 |
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| [00:53.55] | 相信可能还是有红火的那一天 |
| [00:59.45] | 老付和李小姐是这里常客又爱吃面 |
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| [01:05.27] | 小魏高医生是他初中同学也交情不浅 |
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| [01:11.33] | 这么多朋友来吃饭那是给足了脸 |
| [01:17.08] | 磕着瓜子喝着茶吐得满地都是空白账单 |
| [01:23.42] | 跑堂的两个伙计倒是一个勤快一个懒 |
| [01:28.97] | 一个高大一个矮胖找不到女人度过夜晚 |
| [01:35.35] | 隔壁的阴掌柜也有时来串串店 |
| [01:41.00] | 吃喝说笑和大家一样干什么都不用付钱 |
| [01:47.44] | 白老板偶尔喝点酒找个情人打发时间 |
| [01:53.44] | 搭档胡胖子喜欢玩儿牌也不太爱去说劝 |
| [01:59.31] | 背地里总有好多食客议论个一二三 |
| [02:04.87] | 他们吃完总凑在一起正义凛然的批判 |
| [02:09.99] | 狗血馆 狗血演员 十个烂人九个伴 |
| [02:20.99] | 扮个笑脸 见风使舵附势趋炎 |
| [02:28.08] | 江湖简单 狗血规律一成都不变 |
| [02:35.31] | 店里每天都有人来谈个理想和实现 |
| [02:40.89] | 吹出个热气球航空母舰轻松几千万 |
| [02:47.13] | 谁都以为谁这辈子会有多大的出头天 |
| [02:53.12] | 相互吹捧发根烟求个未来贵人好相连 |
| [02:58.56] | 你拍一 他拍一 |
| [03:01.56] | 你们几个好正气 |
| [03:04.55] | 你拍一 他拍一 |
| [03:07.55] | 极品的烂事不用提 |
| [03:11.67] | 众人说完尽兴快感然后鸟兽散 |
| [03:16.74] | 各买各的菜各打发各的明天 |
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| [03:23.34] | 上工资一千好几带社保有公休的班 |
| [03:28.64] | 明天口沫横飞脸红筋涨的再来冒充创业理想青年 |
| [03:35.45] | 白老板听得入迷可现实太残忍 |
| [03:40.37] | 又不敢学他们找个器官随便结个婚 |
| [03:46.74] | 众人同仇敌忾白老板的脾气太怪 |
| [03:52.80] | 只不过是因为太多事情被看得太明白 |
| [03:57.86] | 狗血馆 狗血有缘 十个极品九个奸 |
| [04:08.71] | 人在做来 天在看 |
| [04:15.77] | 不是不报 哪天电闪雷劈砸彩蛋 |
| [04:21.86] | 江湖烂 人心胡言 十个小人九个声援 |
| [04:33.05] | 一去三十 而立之年 |
| [04:40.24] | 不明事理 难知自明 狭隘的市井 |
| [04:45.96] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [04:57.08] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [05:09.98] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [05:22.38] | 啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : nie yu |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : nie yu |
| [00:35.68] | bai lao ban de dian di fang hen pian |
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| [00:40.92] | ji zhang fan zhuo qi ba tiao deng shi ji ge wan |
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| [00:46.99] | sheng yi bu hao chou mei ku lian kao lv yun zhuan |
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| [00:53.55] | xiang xin ke neng hai shi you hong huo de na yi tian |
| [00:59.45] | lao fu he li xiao jie shi zhe li chang ke you ai chi mian |
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| [01:05.27] | xiao wei gao yi sheng shi ta chu zhong tong xue ye jiao qing bu qian |
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| [01:11.33] | zhe me duo peng you lai chi fan na shi gei zu le lian |
| [01:17.08] | ke zhe gua zi he zhe cha tu de man di dou shi kong bai zhang dan |
| [01:23.42] | pao tang de liang ge huo ji dao shi yi ge qin kuai yi ge lan |
| [01:28.97] | yi ge gao da yi ge ai pang zhao bu dao nv ren du guo ye wan |
| [01:35.35] | ge bi de yin zhang gui ye you shi lai chuan chuan dian |
| [01:41.00] | chi he shuo xiao he da jia yi yang gan shen me dou bu yong fu qian |
| [01:47.44] | bai lao ban ou er he dian jiu zhao ge qing ren da fa shi jian |
| [01:53.44] | da dang hu pang zi xi huan wan er pai ye bu tai ai qu shuo quan |
| [01:59.31] | bei di li zong you hao duo shi ke yi lun ge yi er san |
| [02:04.87] | ta men chi wan zong cou zai yi qi zheng yi lin ran de pi pan |
| [02:09.99] | gou xie guan gou xie yan yuan shi ge lan ren jiu ge ban |
| [02:20.99] | ban ge xiao lian jian feng shi duo fu shi qu yan |
| [02:28.08] | jiang hu jian dan gou xie gui lv yi cheng du bu bian |
| [02:35.31] | dian li mei tian du you ren lai tan ge li xiang he shi xian |
| [02:40.89] | chui chu ge re qi qiu hang kong mu jian qing song ji qian wan |
| [02:47.13] | shui dou yi wei shui zhe bei zi hui you duo da de chu tou tian |
| [02:53.12] | xiang hu chui peng fa gen yan qiu ge wei lai gui ren hao xiang lian |
| [02:58.56] | ni pai yi ta pai yi |
| [03:01.56] | ni men ji ge hao zheng qi |
| [03:04.55] | ni pai yi ta pai yi |
| [03:07.55] | ji pin de lan shi bu yong ti |
| [03:11.67] | zhong ren shuo wan jin xing kuai gan ran hou niao shou san |
| [03:16.74] | ge mai ge de cai ge da fa ge de ming tian |
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| [03:23.34] | shang gong zi yi qian hao ji dai she bao you gong xiu de ban |
| [03:28.64] | ming tian kou mo heng fei lian hong jin zhang de zai lai mao chong chuang ye li xiang qing nian |
| [03:35.45] | bai lao ban ting de ru mi ke xian shi tai can ren |
| [03:40.37] | you bu gan xue ta men zhao ge qi guan sui bian jie ge hun |
| [03:46.74] | zhong ren tong chou di kai bai lao ban de pi qi tai guai |
| [03:52.80] | zhi bu guo shi yin wei tai duo shi qing bei kan de tai ming bai |
| [03:57.86] | gou xie guan gou xie you yuan shi ge ji pin jiu ge jian |
| [04:08.71] | ren zai zuo lai tian zai kan |
| [04:15.77] | bu shi bu bao na tian dian shan lei pi za cai dan |
| [04:21.86] | jiang hu lan ren xin hu yan shi ge xiao ren jiu ge sheng yuan |
| [04:33.05] | yi qu san shi er li zhi nian |
| [04:40.24] | bu ming shi li nan zhi zi ming xia ai de shi jing |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : niè yǔ |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : niè yǔ |
| [00:35.68] | bái lǎo bǎn de diàn dì fāng hěn piān |
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| [00:40.92] | jǐ zhāng fàn zhuō qī bā tiáo dèng shí jǐ gè wǎn |
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| [00:46.99] | shēng yì bù hǎo chóu méi kǔ liǎn kǎo lǜ yùn zhuàn |
| [00:51.99] | |
| [00:53.55] | xiāng xìn kě néng hái shì yǒu hóng huǒ de nà yì tiān |
| [00:59.45] | lǎo fù hé lǐ xiǎo jiě shì zhè lǐ cháng kè yòu ài chī miàn |
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| [01:05.27] | xiǎo wèi gāo yī shēng shì tā chū zhōng tóng xué yě jiāo qíng bù qiǎn |
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| [01:11.33] | zhè me duō péng yǒu lái chī fàn nà shi gěi zú le liǎn |
| [01:17.08] | kē zhe guā zǐ hē zhe chá tǔ dé mǎn dì dōu shì kòng bái zhàng dān |
| [01:23.42] | pǎo táng de liǎng gè huǒ jì dǎo shì yí gè qín kuài yí gè lǎn |
| [01:28.97] | yí gè gāo dà yí gè ǎi pàng zhǎo bu dào nǚ rén dù guò yè wǎn |
| [01:35.35] | gé bì de yīn zhǎng guì yě yǒu shí lái chuàn chuàn diàn |
| [01:41.00] | chī hē shuō xiào hé dà jiā yí yàng gàn shén me dōu bù yòng fù qián |
| [01:47.44] | bái lǎo bǎn ǒu ěr hē diǎn jiǔ zhǎo gè qíng rén dǎ fā shí jiān |
| [01:53.44] | dā dàng hú pàng zi xǐ huān wán ér pái yě bù tài ài qù shuō quàn |
| [01:59.31] | bèi dì lǐ zǒng yǒu hǎo duō shí kè yì lùn gè yī èr sān |
| [02:04.87] | tā men chī wán zǒng còu zài yì qǐ zhèng yì lǐn rán de pī pàn |
| [02:09.99] | gǒu xiě guǎn gǒu xiě yǎn yuán shí gè làn rén jiǔ gè bàn |
| [02:20.99] | bàn gè xiào liǎn jiàn fēng shǐ duò fù shì qū yán |
| [02:28.08] | jiāng hú jiǎn dān gǒu xiě guī lǜ yī chéng dū bù biàn |
| [02:35.31] | diàn lǐ měi tiān dū yǒu rén lái tán gè lǐ xiǎng hé shí xiàn |
| [02:40.89] | chuī chū gè rè qì qiú háng kōng mǔ jiàn qīng sōng jǐ qiān wàn |
| [02:47.13] | shuí dōu yǐ wéi shuí zhè bèi zi huì yǒu duō dà de chū tóu tiān |
| [02:53.12] | xiāng hù chuī pěng fā gēn yān qiú gè wèi lái guì rén hǎo xiāng lián |
| [02:58.56] | nǐ pāi yī tā pāi yī |
| [03:01.56] | nǐ men jǐ gè hǎo zhèng qì |
| [03:04.55] | nǐ pāi yī tā pāi yī |
| [03:07.55] | jí pǐn de làn shì bù yòng tí |
| [03:11.67] | zhòng rén shuō wán jìn xìng kuài gǎn rán hòu niǎo shòu sàn |
| [03:16.74] | gè mǎi gè de cài gè dǎ fā gè de míng tiān |
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| [03:23.34] | shàng gōng zī yī qiān hǎo jǐ dài shè bǎo yǒu gōng xiū de bān |
| [03:28.64] | míng tiān kǒu mò héng fēi liǎn hóng jīn zhǎng de zài lái mào chōng chuàng yè lǐ xiǎng qīng nián |
| [03:35.45] | bái lǎo bǎn tīng dé rù mí kě xiàn shí tài cán rěn |
| [03:40.37] | yòu bù gǎn xué tā men zhǎo gè qì guān suí biàn jié gè hūn |
| [03:46.74] | zhòng rén tóng chóu dí kài bái lǎo bǎn de pí qì tài guài |
| [03:52.80] | zhǐ bù guò shì yīn wèi tài duō shì qíng bèi kàn de tài míng bái |
| [03:57.86] | gǒu xiě guǎn gǒu xiě yǒu yuán shí gè jí pǐn jiǔ gè jiān |
| [04:08.71] | rén zài zuò lái tiān zài kàn |
| [04:15.77] | bú shì bù bào nǎ tiān diàn shǎn léi pī zá cǎi dàn |
| [04:21.86] | jiāng hú làn rén xīn hú yán shí gè xiǎo rén jiǔ gè shēng yuán |
| [04:33.05] | yī qù sān shí ér lì zhī nián |
| [04:40.24] | bù míng shì lǐ nán zhī zì míng xiá ài de shì jǐng |
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| [05:22.38] | la la la la la la la la la |