Friends S10E01

Friends S10E01 Lyrics

Song Friends S10E01
Artist 英语听力
Album 老友记(第十季)
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[00:00.04] The way you crushed Mike at Ping-Pong was such a turn-on. You wanna..?
[00:07.18] You know, I'd love to, but I'm a little tired.
[00:10.01] - I'll put a pillowcase over my head. - You're on. -
[00:13.78] - Hey. - What's up?
[00:15.62] Well, Mike's taking a shower, which, by the way, there's no law against.
[00:20.89] And then we're gonna grab some food. So if you want..
[00:24.19] - Finally. - Is that Ross?
[00:26.43] Yeah. You can hear everything through these stupid walls.
[00:30.23] - Sounds like he's with someone. - He could be alone. -
[00:32.80] This morning I heard him do pushups and then talk to his triceps.
[00:36.47] Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right.
[00:39.34] Yeah, I hear someone else in there with him.
[00:47.22] - Dr. Geller! - God, you're amazing.
[00:49.82] I didn't even have to ask you to call me that.
[00:54.42] - Oh, my God, that's Charlie! - She's cheating on Joey with Ross!
[00:58.26] Oh, that tart! Floozy! Giant!
[01:05.13] - I'm not sure about this. - Yeah, you're right.
[01:07.60] This is none of our business.
[01:09.14] I'm not sure it's the best way to hear everything. Get me a glass!
[01:13.18] No, I'm not gonna do this, okay? I'm not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.
[01:17.68] I love Barbados.
[01:26.49] I can't believe I'm kissing you. I'm kissing Rachel!
[01:31.53] I know. I'm her.
[01:35.13] Rachel and Joey! It's Rachel and Joey!
[01:37.73] - What? - Get over here!
[01:45.37] Oh, my God! I love how thin these walls are!
[01:57.69] Thank you.
[02:49.91] Hey, before, you said that nothing could happen between us. What changed?
[02:54.38] Well, I only said that because of Ross.
[02:57.28] - And then I saw him kissing Charlie. - What?
[03:00.28] Ross and Charlie?
[03:02.45] Wow! She's really making her way through the group, huh?
[03:09.26] - Eh, who am I to talk? - Yeah.
[03:13.66] I can't believe this. Rachel and Joey?
[03:16.16] How about the dinosaur twins in the other room?
[03:19.90] - No one is manning that wall! - I'm on it!
[03:25.81] - Anything? - I think I hear curtains closing. -
[03:28.08] We've got shoes being kicked off over here.
[03:31.35] Bedsprings! Unmistakable!
[03:34.78] - You realize that's your brother. - Not until you said it. Somebody switch! -
[03:40.79] Wow! Wait a minute.
[03:43.26] Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel.
[03:45.99] Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with!
[03:49.83] That's not true. I came with Monica, I'm leaving with Weird Al.
[03:54.57] Okay, I've had it with the hair jokes.
[03:57.07] - Tomorrow I'm going to the salon. - Okay, Buckwheat. -
[04:03.04] You gotta hear this, it's great! It's like free porn.
[04:14.86] - Is everything okay? - It's just.. I don't think I can do this.
[04:18.99] Oh, is it because of what might be on the bed?
[04:21.53] - I saw that report, with the infrared.. - No! No.
[04:25.07] No.
[04:27.94] Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up.
[04:32.01] Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
[04:36.75] - I completely understand. - All right, I'm gonna go find him.
[04:44.22] I just need a second before I can, you know..
[04:51.53] Grandma, Grandma, Grandma.
[05:01.54] - Okay, I'll see you later. - Okay!
[05:05.51] That's the door. He's gone.
[05:07.74] And she's turning on the TV..
[05:10.91] and watching Miss Congeniality.
[05:16.35] Honey? If you know it through a wall, you know it too well.
[05:28.36] Hey, what are you guys doing?
[05:33.57] We're just.. We're sad to go, so we're just saying goodbye to the hotel.
[05:37.94] I love you..
[05:40.78] Paradise Hotel Golf Resort and Spa.
[05:46.75] Yeah. We had a great time, thank you.
[05:54.09]
[05:57.53] Okay. Hey, have you guys seen Joey anywhere? OK,
[06:00.76] He's probably in his room with his current girlfriend, Charlie.
[06:03.93] That's the situation as we know it.
[06:09.27] If you see him, could you tell him I'm looking for him?
[06:12.07] - You got it. - Thanks.
[06:17.65] Thank you.
[06:24.49] Other wall, people! Other wall!
[06:30.96] - Rach, you there? - Oh, my God, that's Ross! -
[06:33.80] - What are we gonna do? - Okay, just be calm.
[06:36.10] For all he knows, we're just hanging out.
[06:38.43] All right? So just be nonchalant.
[06:47.01] - That's not nonchalant! - No idea what it means. -
[06:51.85] Okay, just hide.
[06:53.98] - Rach? - Coming! Try under the bed.
[07:01.59] There's no room under the bed..
[07:04.73] - Is everything okay? - Yeah.
[07:16.30] - Hey. Do you know where Joey is? - Hi.
[07:19.64] I really don't.
[07:24.65] - Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah. Sure.
[07:29.82] I don't believe this. Have you guys been..?
[07:32.85] This is the listening side of the wall.
[07:41.73] Then she told me that she and Joey had broken up..
[07:44.40] and part of the reason was she had feelings for me.
[07:47.40] Right. Yeah.
[07:48.70] You know I've wanted to ask Charlie out since the day I met her.
[07:51.97] Oh, I know, I know. That's been really hard for you.
[07:55.64] Anyway, one thing led to another, and..
[07:58.85] before you know it, we were kissing.
[08:01.22] How angry do you think Joey's gonna be?
[08:03.92] That is hard to say, Ross. That is hard to say.
[08:08.62] I gotta find him. He's gotta be here someplace.
[08:11.06] You would think.
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[08:25.41]
[08:27.21] What are you..? What is this? Have you been listening this entire time?
[08:30.78]
[08:33.28] Now, what is this?
[08:35.28] What is this? Well, let's see. We kissed for 10 minutes..
[08:38.39] and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade.
[08:42.96] No, no. Have you thought about how complicated this could get?
[08:46.59] - What about Ross? - Well, he's with Charlie now. -
[08:49.06] Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her.
[08:52.77] And as his friend, I mean, don't you think he deserves the same from you?
[09:00.54] You're a pain in my ass, Geller.
[09:05.25] Look, we appreciate all the advice..
[09:07.48] but this is between Joey and me. We can handle it.
[09:10.12] We'll go. Will you do one thing for us, the people that care about you?
[09:13.69] - Sure. - Enunciate.
[09:15.89] Get out!
[09:24.13] Are they right?
[09:27.20] Probably, yeah. I mean, maybe we should..
[09:31.27] hold off until we talk to Ross.
[09:34.24] Yeah. Yeah. We can wait. We don't have to do anything tonight.
[09:38.41] Yeah, I think that would be best.
[09:41.45] So, I'm gonna.. I'm gonna take off.
[09:44.95] - Although.. - I like "although."
[09:48.36] I mean, you know..
[09:50.43] Ross and I haven't dated in, like..
[09:53.96] six years. 6
[09:55.96] Six years?
[09:58.27] Wow. That's almost as long as high school.
[10:06.27] Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.
[10:09.68] Absolutely.
[10:11.35] - He's not thinking about you. - No.
[10:15.02] I'm thinking about you.
[10:18.05]
[10:21.36] Yeah. - Let's forget about Ross. - It's forgotten.
[10:27.63] - What's wrong? - Nothing.
[10:29.76] Seriously, what is it?
[10:33.37] Nothing. It's really.. It's nothing. Come here. Come here.
[10:38.57] What's wrong?
[10:40.98] Sorry, I just..
[10:43.65] I can't seem to get Ross out of my head.
[10:48.92] Well, maybe I can help.
[10:56.92] Your lips are so soft. Do that again.
[11:02.10] Yeah, we need to talk to Ross. Yeah.
[11:12.27] Hey. You guys ready to go?
[11:14.24] Not quite. Monica's at the salon, and I'm finishing packing.
[11:17.28] Dude, you're not taking your Bible?
[11:21.75] You're not supposed to take that.
[11:23.48] Besides, it's a New Testament. What are you gonna do with it?
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[11:33.80] No. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane.
[11:38.40] Okay. Sounds like a good idea, Dr. Geller.
[11:43.27] Stop it.
[11:45.77] Ph.D. PHD
[11:48.74] You're filthy.
[11:51.71] - Hey. Have you guys seen Monica? - Actually, I think she went to the salon. -
[11:55.52] Oh, yeah. Oh, she went to the salon, all right.
[11:57.99] Check it out!
[12:02.16] Whose day just got better?
[12:04.96] Chandler!
[12:08.50] Hey!
[12:12.27] - What do you think? - I think..
[12:14.50] I think I can see your scalp.
[12:18.04] Don't you just love it?
[12:19.84] Yeah. Yeah, you got shellfish in your head.
[12:24.01] It's something. You go, girlfriend.
[12:29.05] - You never said that in your life. - Not once. -
[12:31.35] I thought so.
[12:33.56] Oh, and listen to this.
[12:31.06] Oh, and listen to this.
[12:37.46] What do you know? It's a treat for the eyes and the ears.
[12:54.95] Wow, it's kind of weird that I'm sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.
[12:59.82] Yeah. It's almost as if Air Barbados doesn't care about your social life.
[13:04.46] Does someone mind switching and sitting with Charlie?
[13:07.13] Oh, I mean, I.. Dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.
[13:11.30] - I understand. - No, I'll do it.
[13:14.30] Wish I could switch. I really don't want to sit with Allen lverson over there.
[13:25.22] Once we're in the air and the captain turns off the seat belt sign..
[13:28.72] you feel free to roam about my cabin.
[13:33.13] And you should be careful when checking your overhead bins.
[13:37.50] - Because items may shift during.. - Oh, you're not good at this.
[13:44.60] - Do you have to go home tonight? - No, I think I could come over. -
[13:47.97] It's Saturday, right?
[13:50.51] What?
[13:52.01] - I can't do anything tonight. - Why not?
[13:56.12] I have a date.
[13:59.65] - You have a date? With who? - Oh, it's my girlfriend.
[14:06.29] - You have a girlfriend? - Yeah.
[14:09.13] Well, when you and I broke up, I started seeing someone.
[14:12.16] - Well, for how long? - Three months.
[14:14.93] Three months?
[14:17.57] Okay.
[14:19.31] This is none of my business, but how long are you gonna keep seeing her?
[14:24.71] I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.
[14:27.78] Oh, okay, good. You do that.
[14:30.98] When you get home, maybe there'll be a special delivery package waiting for you.
[14:36.49] Maybe I'll sign for it, tear it open.
[14:41.79] - Pull out the packing material.. - We'll have sex. Let's leave it there. -
[14:55.68] All right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time.
[14:59.35] He's in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty-free."
[15:03.96] Okay. Good luck.
[15:04.58] Ross is coming over. I think now would be a good time to talk to him.
[15:08.72] I guess so. I'm just.. I'm really nervous.
[15:11.49] Well, keep in mind that by the time you're done..
[15:14.06] they'll probably be serving dinner.
[15:18.86] Still nervous?
[15:21.30] I'm gonna get the lasagna.
[15:24.87] - Hey, Rach? - Yeah?
[15:26.44] - Do you mind if I sit here for a sec? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah. -
[15:30.07] Good luck.
[15:36.51] - Hey. - Hey.
[15:39.42] So I..
[15:41.32] I kind of need to talk to you about Charlie.
[15:44.06] - Yeah? - Last night, after you guys broke up..
[15:48.23] So sorry to hear about that, by the way.
[15:52.56] Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..
[15:58.30] Well..
[16:00.67] You kissed.
[16:02.17] Wh.. What?
[16:06.81] What? What would give you that idea?
[16:10.51] - I saw you. - Yeah, we kissed.
[16:14.52] But nothing else. Nothing else happened, okay?
[16:18.76] - Ross, Ross, Ross. It's okay. - What?
[16:22.03] It's okay. You know, look..
[16:24.73] I totally understand, all right? You guys..
[16:28.03] make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know? And..
[16:32.97] - I want you to be happy. - Are you serious?
[16:36.34] Yeah.
[16:40.58] - Now I have something.. - I am speechless.
[16:45.18] I mean, the fact that you would put my happiness first like that, I mean..
[16:50.09] You're an incredible friend, do you know that?
[16:52.72] - Well, look, before you go.. - No, I mean it.
[16:55.59] I mean, you're so loyal, man. And selfless and generous.
[17:03.10] I am those things, yeah.
[17:05.60] I've known Chandler longer, so I think of him as my best friend. But now..
[17:13.21] I may have to rethink some stuff.
[17:16.11] Dude!
[17:17.48] Hey, if there is ever anything I can do for you..
[17:24.12] I can't think of anything.
[17:28.53] - Thanks. - Yeah.
[17:34.87] - So hi. - Hi.
[17:36.37] - So you talked to Joey? - Oh, yeah. We had a really good talk. -
[17:40.87] - Oh, that's great. - Yeah.
[17:42.94] - So everything's okay? - Oh, no, it's great.
[17:46.04] - It's great. He's an amazing guy. - Oh, well, obviously, I think so too.
[17:52.05] Well, I'm so excited about this.
[17:56.22] Really? Excited?
[17:59.36] What, are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this.
[18:08.07] Excuse me.
[18:16.17] You didn't tell him, did you?
[18:18.68] I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me.
[18:22.08] I didn't want him to get mad and take them back. I'm gonna edge out Chandler!
[18:27.18] Fine. Forget it. When we go back to New York, I will tell him.
[18:30.59] Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate that.
[18:51.84] - Hi, Mike's place. - Hey, it's Mike.
[18:54.44] - That was fast. - Oh, no, she's not here yet.
[18:57.95] You know, I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone.
[19:01.89] You can't do that. Oh, come on, Mike, strap on a pair.
[19:07.46] Why don't you tell her that we got back together. Women appreciate honesty.
[19:12.43] We also appreciate gentle spanking once in a while, just FYl.
[19:18.84] One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
[19:23.67] Her name's Precious?
[19:26.18] Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound?
[19:30.71] - I just want to give you a heads up. - Okay. And if she gets upset.. -
[19:46.70] Hi. I'm Precious. Who are you?
[19:49.74] - I'm Phoebe. - Phoebe?
[19:52.31] Mike's ex-girlfriend, Phoebe? The love of his life? That Phoebe?
[20:02.09] Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these!
[20:08.06] - You go back to work tomorrow night? - Yeah. -
[20:10.53] So if you want people to see them..
[20:12.66] you're not having them taken out, say, at the break of dawn?
[20:16.33] Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this.
[20:26.64] You like that, right?
[20:36.02] - What are you singing? - It's "Bolero" from 10.
[20:39.42] It's "Ride of the Valkyries" from Apocalypse Now.
[20:43.39] Here's the thing. The cornrows were a solution to your frizzy-hair problem.
[20:47.47] Now that we're home, you don't have that problem. If you think about it..
[20:51.24] I hate them.
[20:53.91] - What? You said you liked them. - Did I? Let's refresh. -
[20:58.14] I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
[21:02.38] Well, fine. So you don't like them. Everybody else does.
[21:05.98] Again, let's journey back.
[21:09.29] As I recall, Rachel said she had never noticed the shape of your skull before.
[21:14.09] And Joey? Well, Joey didn't realize there was anything different.
[21:19.63] You know what? I don't care. I like it, and I'm gonna keep it.
[21:23.23] You're just jealous because your hair can't do this.
[21:29.71] - Get yourself in the tooth? - And the eye.
[21:41.49] Hi! There she is! Hi, Emma. Oh, my God, I missed you.
[21:47.63] Oh, Emma, I missed you so much. Hi.
[21:50.83] Did you have a good time with Grandma Greene? Huh?
[21:53.83] Did she give you a bottle of antidepressants again to use as a rattle?
[21:59.20] That was one time, Ross, and they were only, like, five milligrams.
[22:04.68] Hey, Emma, Daddy has some presents for you, okay? I want you to wait right here.
[22:09.48] Come here, sweetie.
[22:12.35] Ross, actually, there's something that I really need to talk to you about.
[22:16.85] Okay, shoot.
[22:18.69] - Okay. All right, here's the deal. - Oh, no!
[22:25.46] - What is it? - Oh, major shampoo explosion! -
[22:31.70] - Look, Ross, this really isn't easy. - Oh, it's all over everything!
[22:38.98] Why? Why me?
[22:41.68] Because you took 300 bottles of shampoo?
[22:46.99] I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You were saying?
[22:49.59] - Well, yeah. Look, it's about me and.. - Oh, not another one! -
[22:56.30] Oh, my God.. Oh, and this is moisturizer! It's even harder to clean!
[23:02.77] Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
[23:08.31] - Wow. Clearly this is not a good time. - You think?
[23:16.82] Okay. Bye.
[23:18.82] All right, so Mike's on his way over.
[23:22.26] You thought you were meeting here, he thought at the restaurant, so..
[23:26.46] It doesn't matter who's right or wrong. The point is, I'm gonna take off.
[23:31.60] Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean..
[23:36.00] are you guys getting back together or something?
[23:39.84] All right.
[23:43.78] Susie.. Can I call you Susie?
[23:46.95] My name is Precious.
[23:49.72] I can't say that.
[23:53.29] Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.
[23:56.69] Mike and I are back together. And unfortunately..
[24:00.86] that effectively ends your relationship with him.
[24:04.73] He's very sorry about that, and wishes you the best luck in all your endeavors.
[24:12.57] I just can't believe this. Why?
[24:16.28] - Well, I don't.. - Why would he do this?
[24:18.45] - What's wrong with me? - There's nothing wrong with you. -
[24:21.42] What the hell am I supposed to do now?
[24:23.65] Damn it, woman! Pull yourself together!
[24:27.02] Have some pride, for the love of God!
[24:34.56] Okay, not a fan of the tough love.
[24:37.87] I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
[24:41.87] He didn't know. He wasn't planning on coming to Barbados and proposing to me.
[24:47.24] He proposed to you? This is the worst birthday ever!
[24:56.35] Look, Precious..
[25:01.69] Mike's not worth this. You're an attractive, intelligent woman..
[25:05.73] and let's face it, Mike's kind of a wang.
[25:09.46] He proposed to me while he was still seeing you.
[25:12.67] He was gonna break up with you on your birthday?
[25:15.54] I don't like to kiss and tell, but he cheated on you a lot this weekend.
[25:20.58] Oh, my God, you know, maybe you're right. Maybe I don't need him.
[25:24.01] I deserve to be treated with respect.
[25:27.62] Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell!
[25:38.56] You're welcome.
[25:45.77] Honey? You've been in there for a long time. Is everything okay?
[25:50.00] Not really.
[25:54.18] I have a problem.
[25:56.85] Really? What happened?
[26:00.15] Well, I was dancing around and singing "No Woman, No Cry"..
[26:07.59] and I got stuck.
[26:10.36] - You can't move at all? - Oh, I can move.
[26:19.87] If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the cornrows?
[26:23.00] I guess so.
[26:26.51] - Some of these look a little frayed. - Yeah, I tried to gnaw myself free. -
[26:35.12] - Hey. - Hi.
[26:36.89] - So? Did you tell Ross? - Well, I tried..
[26:40.56] but then he had a shampoo-related emergency.
[26:44.43] - So I guess now it's your turn again. - No, no, no, no.
[26:47.13] I think it's better if you tell him. You know, it's easier for a woman.
[26:50.80] That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go:
[26:54.07] "I didn't mean it.
[26:57.67] I'm so sorry."
[27:03.41] Yeah, because that's what we do.
[27:05.75]
[27:11.25] Tomorrow we'll both go and we'll tell him together.
[27:14.92] Okay, that sounds fair.
[27:16.82] - That just means, once again, we can't.. - I know.
[27:19.76] That's okay. I mean, we can control ourselves. We're not animals.
[27:23.83] - No! Of course, we can wait. - Yeah.
[27:28.47] All right, so I guess that means good night then.
[27:31.01] Yep. Good night.
[27:40.48] Good night.
[27:43.85] Good night.
[27:52.13] - Seriously, good night. - Stop saying good night.
[28:14.88] I'm so sorry.
[28:24.66] Look what I found in the drawer.
[28:29.00] And you said I'd never wear this.
[28:32.83] Now that I untangled you, how about you do a little something for me?
[28:36.60] - Sure. What did you have in mind? - I think you know. -
[28:40.54] - Really? I don't.. I don't really feel like it. - This is what I want to do. -
[28:46.71] Okay.
[28:48.52] I just don't get why you like it so much.
[28:51.99] She's an FBI agent posing as a beauty contestant!
[19:34.82] just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.
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