| [00:03.77] | I got my teacher evaluations. Look what this student wrote. 我刚拿到教师评鉴表 你们听这个学生写的 |
| [00:08.04] | "I loved Dr. Geller's class. Mind-blowing lectures. “我爱盖勒博士的课” “令人大呼过瘾” |
| [00:12.61] | You are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department." “盖勒博士” “您是古生物学系的猛男” |
| [00:19.11] | "Hotties of Paleontology." There's a big-selling calendar. 古生物学系的猛男们 做成月历一定卖 |
| [00:24.89] | -Who wrote it? -The evaluations are all anonymous. 那是谁写的？ 我也想知道 但评鉴表是匿名的 |
| [00:28.79] | -You have their exams? -Yeah. 期末考考卷还在吗？ 在啊 |
| [00:31.06] | You could just match the handwriting and there's your admirer. 你可以拿考卷来对笔迹 就知道仰慕者是谁了 |
| [00:37.30] | A hot girl's at stake and he's Rain Man. 只要和女色有关 他就成了大天才 |
| [00:41.74] | Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl? 等等，为何确定是个女生？ |
| [00:50.08] | It's a girl! 是女生 |
| [00:52.31] | But it wouldn't matter. 总之没差 |
| [00:54.25] | Because I'm a teacher. She's a student. 因为我是老师 她是学生 |
| [00:57.79] | -It's illegal? -It's frowned upon. 校规说不行？ 没有，但是会有争议 了解 |
| [01:00.42] | -And there's a big age gap. -When you're 90.. 而且年龄差那么多 你就这么想，等你90岁… |
| [01:03.89] | I know,she'll be 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference. 我知道，我90她就80 感觉就差不多了 |
| [01:09.73] | That's not what I was gonna say. 我不是要说这个 |
| [01:13.90] | When you're 90, you'll still have the memory of being with a 20-year-old. 我是说等你90岁 还能拥有跟小妹妹恋爱的回忆 |
| [01:21.11] | The One Where Ross Dates A Student 本集播出：“师生恋” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:59.11] | -Monica..? -I don't know. 摩妮卡… 我不知道 好吧 |
| [02:03.22] | You know your college friend who became a movie director? 钱德 你知道你那个 当上导演的大学同学吗？ |
| [02:07.42] | Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class. 知道，黛娜基史东 我们一起修动作课 |
| [02:11.56] | -What's a movement class? -He's pretending he didn't take mime. 什么是动作课？ 钱德在假装他没修默剧 |
| [02:17.30] | She's directing a new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition. 总之她要导艾尔帕西诺的新片 你得帮我争取试镜 |
| [02:22.30] | I haven't talked to her in 10 years. 我不知道，我们10年没联络 |
| [02:24.77] | Please,Chandler, I would owe you so much. 不，求求你，就当我欠你 |
| [02:27.91] | You do owe me so much. You owe me 3000.. 你本来就欠我 你欠我3千4百… |
| [02:31.28] | Hey,hey,dude. Why you changing the subject? What? 老兄 你干嘛转移话题？ 什么？ |
| [02:35.25] | -Will you make the call? -Okay,I'll try. 你打不打电话？ 好吧，我试试看 |
| [02:38.32] | Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday. 谢了，你最好了 试镜是星期四截止 我星期四之前得过去 |
| [02:43.73] | Remember Thursday. Remember Thursday? 记得星期四就对了，你记得吗 |
| [02:47.63] | Yeah,so Tuesday? 星期二吗？ |
| [02:50.77] | Thursday! 是星期四 |
| [02:52.77] | Just think of it like this: The third day. Monday, one day. 你如果记不住就记是第三天 星期一，一天 |
| [02:57.94] | Tuesday,two day. 星期二，二天 |
| [03:00.18] | Wednesday... When day, what day? 星期三，三小 哪一天？ |
| [03:02.48] | Thursday! 星期四 |
| [03:03.98] | The third day, okay? 第三天，好吗？ |
| [03:07.75] | -Thank you. -Okay. 谢谢你 不客气 |
| [03:11.05] | -Hey,Monica..? -She doesn't know. 摩妮卡… 她不知道 |
| [03:15.86] | -I'm gonna check my messages. -You thought of that in there? 摩妮卡，我要听留言 你在厕所里想到这个？ |
| [03:19.63] | Nature called. She wants to see who else did. 当然，生理需求结束 她想知道还有谁需要她 |
| [03:24.80] | Hello? 喂？ |
| [03:28.17] | Rachel. 瑞秋 |
| [03:29.54] | Someone's in our apartment. Call the cops! 我们家有人，快报警 |
| [03:32.14] | You're on the phone! 你在用电话 |
| [03:34.64] | -Oh,my God! -What? 天哪… 怎么？ |
| [03:37.41] | Oh,my God! Thank you! 天哪，谢谢你 |
| [03:39.08] | There was a fire at our place. 是消防队，家里失火了 |
| [03:41.52] | -Oh,my God! How bad was it? -It was a fire,I'm guessing not good. 天哪，有多严重？ 他没说，但失火总是不太妙 |
| [03:46.59] | -Come on, we gotta go! -Yeah,come on. 快走吧 快点 |
| [03:51.43] | What are you smiling about? 笑什么笑？有什么好笑的？ |
| [03:54.16] | The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be! 我要应徵的角色是消防队员 这真是天意 |
| [04:07.04] | You were very generous with your grades this semester. 你这学期的成绩给得很大方喔 |
| [04:17.25] | -Professor Geller? -Yeah? 盖勒教授？ |
| [04:20.36] | -I really enjoyed your class. -Oh,thank you. Thanks very much. -我很喜欢你的课 -谢谢你，非常感谢 |
| [04:26.69] | I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie. 不好意思，说你是猛男 |
| [04:30.93] | -That was you? -Yeah. -那是你？ -对 |
| [04:32.80] | I felt a little weird about it. You're a teacher. I'm a student. 我后来觉得怪怪的 你是老师，我是学生 |
| [04:38.07] | Want to go out sometime? 但或许你愿意和我约会？ |
| [04:42.11] | That's not the best idea. 这样恐怕不太好 |
| [04:44.11] | Oh,because I was thinking, the semester's over. 我想说学期结束 |
| [04:48.32] | -You're not my teacher anymore. -What time? -你就不是我的老师了 -什么时候？ |
| [04:53.39] | Oh,you know what? Forget it. 当我没说 |
| [04:55.79] | I see you already gave me an A. 你已经给我A了 |
| [04:59.09] | -Gotcha. -I'm kidding! God! -了解 -开玩笑的 |
| [05:03.97] | So seriously, what time? 说真的，什么时候？ |
| [05:10.47] | Coming through. Coming through. Oh! Hello. Hi. 借过，借过 你好 |
| [05:14.41] | Right. Coming through! 不对，借过 |
| [05:16.84] | Okay. It's not so bad. 还好嘛 |
| [05:18.81] | Most of the damage was contained to the bedrooms. 灾情主要集中在卧房 |
| [05:22.28] | Hey,buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday? 老兄 这星期四可以跟你借制服吗？ |
| [05:26.42] | -Excuse me? -Joey! He's working. -什么？ -乔伊，人家在忙 |
| [05:29.86] | You would look good in that. 你穿一定很帅 |
| [05:33.29] | Oh,how bad is it? 灾情如何？ |
| [05:35.20] | It's really bad. 很惨，非常惨 |
| [05:36.86] | The only thing that isn't burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying. 只有一斧头没被烧到 我根本不记得有买过 |
| [05:42.67] | -How's your room? -Everything's ruined. 瑞秋你呢？ 东西都烧光了 |
| [05:45.21] | My bed,my clothes. Look at my favorite sweater. 床铺，衣服 你看我最喜欢的蓝毛衣 |
| [05:47.88] | Isn't that mine? 那不是我的吗？ |
| [05:49.81] | Fine. I'm sorry for your loss. 好，我对你的损失深感遗撼 |
| [05:53.78] | You won't be able to live here for a while. You have a place to stay? 这里暂时不能住人 你们有地方去吗？ |
| [05:58.52] | Oh! Wow! |
| [06:00.05] | Okay,look,pal... 好，你给我听着 |
| [06:03.46] | I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. 我现在没心情被搭讪 |
| [06:06.69] | But if you give me your number, I'll call you sometime. 不过要是你给我电话 我改天会打给你 |
| [06:12.30] | Yes, they can stay with us. 她们可以跟我们住 |
| [06:14.57] | Do you know what started the fire, Mr. Fireman? 请问起火原因是什么？ |
| [06:18.64] | Well,do either of you smoke? 你们有人抽烟吗？ |
| [06:20.91] | No. But yeah, I could use one now. Thanks. 没有，不过现在来一根也好 |
| [06:24.55] | -Do you light candles, burn incense? -I do all the time. I love them! -不是，你们有人点蜡烛焚香吗 -有，我常点，我很喜欢 |
| [06:30.55] | Oh,my God, I did it! It's me, it's me! I burned down the house! 天哪，是我害的 我把房子给烧了 |
| [06:34.92] | Okay,Phoebe,calm down. There's no need to place blame. Okay? 菲比，别激动 没有必要怪谁，好吗？ |
| [06:39.53] | I warned her about those candles. 我警告过她 |
| [06:45.40] | I can't believe how long it's been. 能聊聊真好，居然这么久了 |
| [06:49.24] | Hey,Chandler,is that..? 钱德，是不是… |
| [06:53.61] | -Oh,that's great, good for you. -So,is it..? 太好了，恭喜你 听着… |
| [06:58.71] | Okay. So,yeah, maybe we can get together... 好，我们可以见个面… |
| [07:08.16] | Hold on for one second. 你等我一下… |
| [07:10.26] | What? 怎样？ |
| [07:11.69] | Do you want to get a pizza later? 等你讲完，要不要叫披萨？ |
| [07:15.43] | Hi,I'm back. 我回来了 |
| [07:17.63] | Yeah,that sounds great. We'll do it then. Okay,bye. 听起来不错 好，就这么决定…好，再见 |
| [07:24.77] | When's my audition? I know it's Thursday, but what time? 我什么时候试镜？ 我知道是星期四，但是几点？ |
| [07:29.64] | Hi. We didn't get to it. 我们没聊到那个 |
| [07:31.71] | I'm taking her to coffee. We'll do it then. 我带她去喝咖啡时再说 |
| [07:34.52] | Now you're going on a date with this girl? 你要跟这个女生约会？ |
| [07:37.32] | I haven't talked to her in 10 years. 这不是约会，我们失联10年 |
| [07:39.62] | You can't just call up and ask somebody for a favor. 总不能一通电话过去 就要人家帮忙 |
| [07:43.06] | There are rules, you know? You gotta put in some time. 要讲人情世故，花点时间客套 |
| [07:46.13] | Right,I'm sorry. 没错，对不起 |
| [07:47.63] | -It's not like she's an ex-girlfriend. -We only went out once. 你又不是去见旧情人 我们只约过一次会 |
| [07:51.33] | You dated her?! 你跟她交往过？ |
| [07:54.04] | Not once. 一次也没有 |
| [07:57.14] | Why don't I just go out with an ex, you know, and do Joey a favor? 干脆我也去找个前男友 来帮乔伊的忙 |
| [08:01.58] | You want to do Joey a favor? Maybe you go out with Joey. 想帮乔伊的忙就跟乔伊约会 |
| [08:13.32] | That's great. My friend Joey's in the movie business. 真好，我朋友乔伊也在电影圈 |
| [08:17.33] | You know who I ran into from school? Howie. 你猜我那天遇见谁？豪伊 |
| [08:20.33] | My friend's name is Joey. 我的朋友叫乔伊 |
| [08:22.93] | Apparently, Howie's editing now. 豪伊在当剪接师 |
| [08:25.53] | Yeah,he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. 他打来问能不能剪我的新片 |
| [08:29.84] | Can you believe that? 你相信吗？ |
| [08:31.41] | You know,I haven't spoken to him in 10 years... 我们10年没联络 |
| [08:34.44] | and he asks me for a favor? 他居然来找我帮忙 |
| [08:39.61] | Yeah,I've always hated that Howie. 我一向很讨厌那傢伙 |
| [08:42.72] | No "How you doing?" 连声好都没问 |
| [08:45.35] | Man,I mean,not even a cup of coffee first. 连先喝杯咖啡都没有 |
| [08:48.62] | -The nerve. -Yeah. 好大胆 就是啊 |
| [08:50.69] | Refill? 续杯吗？ |
| [08:53.79] | This is last-minute, so I want to apologize for the mess. 事出突然，抱歉房里一团乱 |
| [08:57.37] | Oh,who cares? |
| [09:01.97] | Oh,my God! It sure didn't look this way when I lived here. 天哪 我住的时候绝对不是长这样 |
| [09:05.97] | I know! 我知道 |
| [09:09.28] | But there's only room for one, so one of you will have to stay at Joey's. 问题是这里只能睡一个人 另一个人得去住乔伊家 |
| [09:14.88] | Since the fire was kind of my fault, you should get to stay here. 既然失火是我引起的 你就睡这里吧 |
| [09:19.15] | Hey,hey, now. This was no one's fault. It was an accident. 谁也没有错，那是个意外 |
| [09:23.39] | It was my fault. You should get the nice room. 不，是我害的，你应该睡这里 |
| [09:26.09] | Okay! 好吧 |
| [09:28.83] | You're the first guest at "Hotel Monica." 瑞秋，你是本饭店的首位贵客 |
| [09:31.13] | Hotel Monica! |
| [09:32.43] | Just tell me how you like your eggs. 你得告诉我早餐想吃什么蛋 |
| [09:34.64] | I thought I'd bring them to you in bed. 我打算端到床上给你 |
| [09:37.27] | -You've been through so much. -I have. -你吃了这么多苦 -就是啊 |
| [09:41.34] | This right here is where I keep the pizza. 这是我放披萨的地方 |
| [09:45.68] | And that's where the napkin is. 纸巾在那里 |
| [09:48.75] | -What's that smell? -I know! I don't... 什么味道？ 就是啊 |
| [09:55.42] | Oh, please, it was such a big class. You never even noticed me. 拜托，那么大一个班 你根本没有注意到我 |
| [10:00.13] | What? Of course I did. You sat next to "Sleepy Sleeperson." 当然有，你坐爱困睡人森旁边 |
| [10:04.67] | Who? 谁？ |
| [10:05.93] | Oh. I had trouble remembering names, so I came up with nicknames. 我记不住全班的名字 就取绰号代替 |
| [10:10.10] | The guy on the other side of you was "Smelly Von Brown Shirt." 像你的另一边是发臭冯棕上衣 |
| [10:14.64] | Oh,yeah. 没错 |
| [10:17.78] | -So did you have a nickname for me? -No. No. 你有帮我取绰号吗？ 没有 |
| [10:22.48] | Yes,you did. What was it? 你有，是什么？ |
| [10:27.49] | "Cutie McPretty." 可爱麦美眉 |
| [10:29.12] | Oh,that's so sweet! 真好 |
| [10:33.33] | Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 说真的，今晚真的很开心 |
| [10:36.63] | You said it might be weird, the whole student/teacher thing? 你之前说师生约会很奇怪 |
| [10:40.74] | And to be frank, I thought it would be too. 其实我也有同感 |
| [10:43.84] | But it's not. I mean,it's not at all. 结果不会，一点也不会 |
| [10:50.21] | -Dr. Geller! -Burt! 盖勒博士 伯特 |
| [10:55.58] | -Did you sleep well last night? -I did. 你昨晚睡得好吗？ 很好 |
| [10:58.55] | Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow. 摩妮卡还在我的枕头上 放了一小片薄荷 |
| [11:02.66] | Know what Joey left on my pillow? 你猜乔伊在我枕头上放什么？ |
| [11:04.73] | Gum. 口香糖 |
| [11:06.76] | -We determined the cause of the fire. -I know. It was my candle,my candle! -找到起火原因了 -我知道，是我的蜡烛害的 |
| [11:12.93] | No,there was an appliance left on. It looks like a curling iron. 不是，浴室有个电器没拔掉 好像是卷发器 |
| [11:17.17] | -I don't use a curling iron. -Someone does. -我没在用卷发器 -总有人在用 |
| [11:20.01] | Don't look at me, my hair's straight. Straight,straight,straight. 别看我，我的头发是直的 直的直的直的 |
| [11:24.68] | -It could've been a hair straightener. -Oh. 也可能是直发夹 |
| [11:29.75] | This is where I keep the pizza. 披萨都放这里 |
| [11:32.75] | And.. Hey,where'd the napkin go? 纸巾呢？ |
| [11:37.46] | What is that? 什么味道？ |
| [11:39.73] | Is that old shrimp? 是臭掉的虾子吗？ |
| [11:43.63] | I think it is! 应该是喔 |
| [11:51.61] | I wouldn't want my best guest to strain her eyes. 好了，可不能让贵客眼睛疲劳 |
| [11:54.84] | Thanks,Monica. 谢谢摩妮卡 |
| [11:57.71] | -Does that smell bother you? -From Joey's? -你怕那个味道吗？ -乔伊家的味道？ |
| [12:00.31] | I can hardly smell it over here. 这里又闻不到 |
| [12:03.12] | Well, you let me know if you can. I can bake a pie to cover it. 闻得到就说 我可以烤个派把它盖过去 |
| [12:08.66] | -I can smell it a little, bake a pie. -Okay. -有点闻得到，烤个派吧 -好 |
| [12:15.63] | Hello? 喂？ |
| [12:17.06] | One minute,please. It's the fire inspector. 在，请稍候 火场调查员找你 |
| [12:20.67] | Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe. 喂？我是菲比 |
| [12:24.27] | Really? 是吗？ |
| [12:25.47] | Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn't the hair straightener... 是的，所以直发夹... |
| [12:29.58] | that started the fire. 不是起火点 |
| [12:31.61] | No,no. It was the candles. 不，是蜡烛 |
| [12:34.12] | Yeah. It's very not good leaving candles unattended. 把蜡烛点着不管实在不太好 |
| [12:37.75] | In fact,one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... 消防学校最先教的事情之一… |
| [12:46.69] | okay, well I have to go now. 好，我该挂了 |
| [12:54.00] | We had such a great time. She's incredible. 我们玩得好开心，她好棒 |
| [12:57.10] | I thought the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn't. 我以为年龄会造成问题 结果一点也不会 |
| [13:01.11] | Elizabeth is very mature for her age. 伊丽莎白非常成熟 |
| [13:08.15] | A concept lost on some people. 有些人就是不懂 |
| [13:11.35] | It's okay to date a student? 所以师生可以约会 |
| [13:13.15] | Well,not really. Technically, it's not against the rules. 也不是，技术上没触犯校规 |
| [13:17.29] | But it's frowned upon, especially by the professor we saw last night: 但是会受争议 尤其是我们昨晚遇见的教授 |
| [13:21.56] | "Judgy Von Holier-than-thou." 爱批评冯比你高尚 |
| [13:26.50] | You don't want to get a reputation as "Professor McNails-his-students." 罗斯，小心一点 别被叫成麦泡学生教授 |
| [13:34.38] | -Yeah. What should I do? -Well,it seems pretty clear. -我该怎么办？ -很简单 |
| [13:38.15] | What's more important? What people think or how you feel? 什么比较重要？ 别人的看法还是你的感觉？ |
| [13:41.58] | -You gotta follow your heart. -Joey,that's so sweet. 你得忠于你的心 乔伊，你说得真好 |
| [13:50.32] | -Hi. -Hey! So how'd it go with Dana? 你跟黛娜谈得怎样？ |
| [13:52.93] | Any reason I should leave a block of time open? Say,Thursday? 我星期四该不该空出时间来？ |
| [13:57.03] | -I couldn't do it. -You couldn't do it? -我说不出口 -你说不出口？ |
| [13:59.40] | I need more time. We're going to dinner. 别急，我需要更多时间 我们晚上要吃饭 |
| [14:02.10] | You're going out with her again? 什么？你还要跟她出去 |
| [14:05.74] | -Going out with who? -Dana Keystone, from college. 跟谁出去？ 大学的黛娜基史东 |
| [14:09.04] | Oh,yeah. Wasn't she...? 她不是… |
| [14:13.58] | No,that was Dana Kaplan. 那是黛娜卡普林 |
| [14:15.18] | Oh. |
| [14:18.22] | -Joey, you didn't even know her! -Yeah,whatever. 乔伊，你根本不认识她 随便啦 |
| [14:25.56] | Great story again. 故事真的好棒 |
| [14:27.03] | The yarns that you weave! 好错综复杂 |
| [14:32.03] | You know, actually, I should get going. 我该走了 |
| [14:35.10] | Oh,no,no,stay! Because you should stay. 留下来，你应该留下来 |
| [14:42.24] | Oh,I am really flattered. 我真的很受宠若惊 |
| [14:45.28] | But I just... I don't feel that way about you. 但是我对你没感觉 |
| [14:50.78] | Oh,no,no. That's not.. 不，我不是…不是 |
| [14:52.59] | I'm sorry, Chandler. You know, you're such a sweet guy... 钱德，对不起 你人很好... |
| [14:56.42] | and I don't want to hurt you. 我也不想伤害你 |
| [14:58.79] | I wish I could do something to make you feel better. 真想设法让你好过一点 |
| [15:02.13] | No.. Really? 不…真的吗？ |
| [15:04.80] | Of course. 当然 |
| [15:07.07] | Well,it just hurts so bad, I... 我真是太伤心了，我… |
| [15:10.00] | Oh,I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [15:12.47] | -Maybe there is one thing you can do. -What? Anything. Anything. -或许你可以做一件事 -什么事？你尽管说 |
| [15:17.58] | Well, I mean, this is just off the top of my head now. 我是刚刚才想到的 |
| [15:22.35] | But I have this friend.. This actor friend. 我有个演员朋友 |
| [15:25.15] | He would kill me if he knew that I was doing this. 他要是知道一定会杀了我 |
| [15:28.99] | But... 但... |
| [15:31.59] | would it be possible for him to audition for your movie on Thursday? 你可不可能让他去试镜 就星期四吧？ |
| [15:37.83] | Absolutely. 没问题 |
| [15:39.53] | But... 但是... |
| [15:41.00] | you'd really feel better if your friend could audition for my movie? 我让你的朋友来试镜 真的能让你好过一点？ |
| [15:46.17] | The heart wants what it wants. Bye. 这是我的心愿，再见 |
| [15:55.55] | Hey! How's it going? 怎么样啊？ |
| [15:58.22] | Well,not much has changed in the last five minutes. 这5分钟都没什么变化 |
| [16:01.79] | Yes,it has. I made cookies! 其实有，我烤了饼干 |
| [16:03.86] | I'm still full from your homemade potato chips. 不了，我还在消化你做的薯片 |
| [16:08.20] | But you should eat them now, because they're hot from the oven. 但是饼干应该刚烤好就趁热吃 |
| [16:12.53] | Okay. 好 |
| [16:13.73] | But not in here! Can't eat them in bed,remember? No crumbies! 但不是在这里 床上不能吃饼干，不能掉屑屑 |
| [16:18.47] | Oh. Okay,I'll be out in a second. 好，我马上出去 |
| [16:21.88] | Okay. 好 |
| [16:31.59] | -What are you doing? -This doesn't lock,does it? -你在干什么？ -门不能锁对吧？ |
| [16:40.26] | -Oh! Joey,I'm sorry. -It's all right,don't worry about it. -乔伊，对不起 -没关系，别在意 |
| [16:45.07] | But look! That's gonna leave a stain. 但是你看，会有印子 |
| [16:47.74] | Rach, hey, it's fine. You're at Joey's. 瑞秋，没关系，这是乔伊家 |
| [16:52.27] | -Really? -Yeah, look. 真的吗？ 当然，你看 |
| [16:58.95] | Yeah. |
| [17:00.55] | -I've never lived like this before. -I know. -我没有这样吃过东西 -我知道 |
| [17:07.35] | Well,don't waste it. I mean, it's still food. 别浪费了，这是食物 |
| [17:16.56] | What do you want to do now? Want to get a drink? 接着要干嘛？要不要去喝酒？ |
| [17:19.43] | I can't. 我不行 |
| [17:20.63] | -Oh,you have some studying to do? -No,I have some turning 21 to do. -你要念书？ -不是，我要满21岁 |
| [17:26.97] | You know, I remember when I was in college,we used to.. 我以前念大学时，我们都… |
| [17:33.31] | -What are you doing? -Nothing, I'm so comfortable with you. 你干什么？ 没事，我只是觉得好舒服 |
| [17:41.46] | Do you not want to be seen with me? 你怕被别人看见？ |
| [17:43.79] | No,of course I do. Are they gone? 什么？当然不是 他们走了吗？ |
| [17:47.43] | No,they're still here. But I think I'm about to leave. 他们还在，不过我要走了 |
| [17:50.80] | What? No,no,wait,wait.. 什么？等一下 |
| [17:53.97] | You're right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? 你说得对，这样太蠢了 管别人怎么想 |
| [17:57.67] | I mean, we like each other, right? 我们情投意合，对吧？ |
| [17:59.84] | There's nothing wrong with that. 这样并没有错 |
| [18:02.78] | Come on. 走吧 |
| [18:08.02] | Burt. Lydia. Mel. 伯特，莉蒂亚，梅尔 |
| [18:12.59] | -This is Elizabeth. -Hi. 这位是伊丽莎白 |
| [18:14.79] | Aren't you in my popular culture class? 你不是有修我的大众文化？ |
| [18:17.46] | That's right, Lydia. Elizabeth is a student. 没错，伊丽莎白是学生 |
| [18:20.09] | And we're dating. 我们在交往 |
| [18:22.10] | And you may frown upon that but... 你们可以皱眉摇头 |
| [18:25.37] | we're not gonna hide it anymore. 但我们不会再躲了 |
| [18:29.64] | You are so fired. 你的饭碗砸定了 |
| [18:33.51] | -What? -They'll fire you. -什么？-你会被解聘 |
| [18:35.18] | You can't date her. It's against the rules. 跟学生交往是违规的 |
| [18:37.95] | Really? It's not just frowned upon? 真的？不只是受争议？ |
| [18:45.55] | I love it at Joey's! 我最喜欢乔伊家了 |
| [18:51.83] | -Nice! -Thanks. 漂亮 谢谢 |
| [18:53.39] | So you busy Thursday? 你星期四有事吗？ |
| [18:55.20] | Oh,very funny. Remember? My audition was supposed to be Thursday. 真好笑，不晓得你记不记得 我的试镜就是星期四 |
| [19:03.54] | You got me the audition? Let's hug it up! 你帮我争取到了？来抱抱 |
| [19:06.71] | Okay,okay! What are you gonna do to me if you get the part? 要是你入选还得了 |
| [19:13.15] | -Hey. -Hi. |
| [19:14.52] | Yeah,okay,I need to talk to you. 我有事要找你 |
| [19:17.32] | I know they said the hair straightener started the fire. 我知道他们说直发夹是起火点 |
| [19:20.85] | But I think I'm partly at fault. 但我也有责任 |
| [19:23.06] | You see,I didn't tell you, but... 我没有告诉你 |
| [19:25.86] | I had recently refilled the tissues. 我放了新的卫生纸 |
| [19:28.76] | And so,let's face it, that's just kindling. 那个太容易着火了 |
| [19:31.73] | So I think it's fair that I stay at Joey's. 所以我应该来住乔伊家 |
| [19:34.90] | No, no, no, this was my fault. 不，菲比，都是我不好 |
| [19:37.91] | -Besides,I'm fine here. -Okay. -而且我在这里好得很 -好吧… |
| [19:40.74] | -Chandler,Monica's looking for you. -Really? -钱德，摩妮卡在找你 -是喔？ |
| [19:43.74] | -She said something about crumbies. -No,no,no! I was so careful. 好像跟饼干屑有关 不会吧，我那么小心 |
| [19:49.85] | You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy. 你一定要跟我换 摩妮卡快把我逼疯了 |
| [19:53.29] | That's right. All the ladies want to stay at Joey's. 是的，小姐们都想住乔伊家 |
| [19:58.93] | No,I don't want to switch. 不要，我不想换 |
| [20:01.13] | Please! I can throw wet paper towels here! 拜托啦，我在这里可以扔纸巾 |
| [20:03.96] | No,but at Monica's, you can eat cookies over the sink. 在对面你可以对着水槽吃饼干 |
| [20:09.24] | I know. I'm sorry. 我知道，对不起 |
| [20:12.37] | All right,fine. 算了 |
| [20:14.47] | This looks like so much fun. God,what a mess. 这个好像很好玩，湿答答的 |
| [20:25.22] | Wow, it actually is in the handbook. 校规里真的有 |
| [20:28.42] | I can't date you or have a hot plate in my office. 我不能和你约会 或是在研究室放电磁炉 |
| [20:34.63] | I can't believe we have to stop seeing each other. 我们居然不能再见面了 |
| [20:39.33] | For what it's worth, I did appreciate you standing up for me. 不过谢谢你为我挺身而出 |
| [20:43.44] | That felt really nice. 我好感动 |
| [20:46.77] | Kind of made me like you even more. 我更喜欢你了 |
| [20:49.08] | I know,I know. I really like you too. But we can't date. 我知道，我也很喜欢你 但是我们不能交往 |
| [20:53.51] | It's against the rules. It's forbidden. 校规明文禁止师生恋 |
| [20:56.95] | -Wow. -What? 怎么了？ |
| [20:59.52] | Just hearing you describe it as "forbidden"... 光听你说校规禁止 |
| [21:03.42] | it's really hot. 就觉得好性感 |
| [21:06.99] | Really? 真的？ |
| [21:09.30] | Yeah. 对 |
| [21:11.60] | Well,I don't care how hot it is, it's wrong. 不管有多性感，这都是错的 |
| [21:17.87] | -Stop it. -No,no. It's wrong. -别再说了 -不，这是错的 |
| [21:21.94] | It's naughty. 这样很坏 |
| [21:24.71] | It's... 这是... |
| [21:26.78] | taboo. 禁忌 |
| [21:28.98] | Shut the book. 把书合起来 |
| [21:32.22] | Hey. Let's also get a hot plate. 再去弄个电磁炉吧 |
| [21:40.19] | Hey. |
| [21:41.56] | Hey. |
| [21:42.83] | -So? -So...? 怎样啊？ 怎样？ |
| [21:45.63] | It's Thursday! How was the audition? 今天是星期四，试镜结果如何 |
| [21:48.07] | It's.. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday,what day.. 啥？星期一一天，星期二二天 星期三三小？星期四… |
| [21:54.74] | Oh! |
| [00:03.77] | I got my teacher evaluations. Look what this student wrote. wo gang na dao jiao shi ping jian biao ni men ting zhe ge xue sheng xie de |
| [00:08.04] | " I loved Dr. Geller' s class. Mindblowing lectures. " wo ai gai lei bo shi de ke" " ling ren da hu guo yin" |
| [00:12.61] | You are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department." " gai lei bo shi" " nin shi gu sheng wu xue xi de meng nan" |
| [00:19.11] | " Hotties of Paleontology." There' s a bigselling calendar. gu sheng wu xue xi de meng nan men zuo cheng yue li yi ding mai |
| [00:24.89] | Who wrote it? The evaluations are all anonymous. na shi shui xie de? wo ye xiang zhi dao dan ping jian biao shi ni ming de |
| [00:28.79] | You have their exams? Yeah. qi mo kao kao juan hai zai ma? zai a |
| [00:31.06] | You could just match the handwriting and there' s your admirer. ni ke yi na kao juan lai dui bi ji jiu zhi dao yang mu zhe shi shui le |
| [00:37.30] | A hot girl' s at stake and he' s Rain Man. zhi yao he nv se you guan ta jiu cheng le da tian cai |
| [00:41.74] | Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl? deng deng, wei he que ding shi ge nv sheng? |
| [00:50.08] | It' s a girl! shi nv sheng |
| [00:52.31] | But it wouldn' t matter. zong zhi mei cha |
| [00:54.25] | Because I' m a teacher. She' s a student. yin wei wo shi lao shi ta shi xue sheng |
| [00:57.79] | It' s illegal? It' s frowned upon. xiao gui shuo bu xing? mei you, dan shi hui you zheng yi liao jie |
| [01:00.42] | And there' s a big age gap. When you' re 90.. er qie nian ling cha na me duo ni jiu zhe me xiang, deng ni 90 sui |
| [01:03.89] | I know, she' ll be 80 and it won' t seem like such a big difference. wo zhi dao, wo 90 ta jiu 80 gan jue jiu cha bu duo le |
| [01:09.73] | That' s not what I was gonna say. wo bu shi yao shuo zhe ge |
| [01:13.90] | When you' re 90, you' ll still have the memory of being with a 20yearold. wo shi shuo deng ni 90 sui hai neng yong you gen xiao mei mei lian ai de hui yi |
| [01:21.11] | The One Where Ross Dates A Student ben ji bo chu:" shi sheng lian" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:59.11] | Monica..? I don' t know. mo ni ka wo bu zhi dao hao ba |
| [02:03.22] | You know your college friend who became a movie director? qian de ni zhi dao ni na ge dang shang dao yan de da xue tong xue ma? |
| [02:07.42] | Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class. zhi dao, dai na ji shi dong wo men yi qi xiu dong zuo ke |
| [02:11.56] | What' s a movement class? He' s pretending he didn' t take mime. shen me shi dong zuo ke? qian de zai jia zhuang ta mei xiu mo ju |
| [02:17.30] | She' s directing a new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition. zong zhi ta yao dao ai er pa xi nuo de xin pian ni de bang wo zheng qu shi jing |
| [02:22.30] | I haven' t talked to her in 10 years. wo bu zhi dao, wo men 10 nian mei lian luo |
| [02:24.77] | Please, Chandler, I would owe you so much. bu, qiu qiu ni, jiu dang wo qian ni |
| [02:27.91] | You do owe me so much. You owe me 3000.. ni ben lai jiu qian wo ni qian wo 3 qian 4 bai |
| [02:31.28] | Hey, hey, dude. Why you changing the subject? What? lao xiong ni gan ma zhuan yi hua ti? shen me? |
| [02:35.25] | Will you make the call? Okay, I' ll try. ni da bu da dian hua? hao ba, wo shi shi kan |
| [02:38.32] | Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday. xie le, ni zui hao le shi jing shi xing qi si jie zhi wo xing qi si zhi qian de guo qu |
| [02:43.73] | Remember Thursday. Remember Thursday? ji de xing qi si jiu dui le, ni ji de ma |
| [02:47.63] | Yeah, so Tuesday? xing qi er ma? |
| [02:50.77] | Thursday! shi xing qi si |
| [02:52.77] | Just think of it like this: The third day. Monday, one day. ni ru guo ji bu zhu jiu ji shi di san tian xing qi yi, yi tian |
| [02:57.94] | Tuesday, two day. xing qi er, er tian |
| [03:00.18] | Wednesday... When day, what day? xing qi san, san xiao na yi tian? |
| [03:02.48] | Thursday! xing qi si |
| [03:03.98] | The third day, okay? di san tian, hao ma? |
| [03:07.75] | Thank you. Okay. xie xie ni bu ke qi |
| [03:11.05] | Hey, Monica..? She doesn' t know. mo ni ka ta bu zhi dao |
| [03:15.86] | I' m gonna check my messages. You thought of that in there? mo ni ka, wo yao ting liu yan ni zai ce suo li xiang dao zhe ge? |
| [03:19.63] | Nature called. She wants to see who else did. dang ran, sheng li xu qiu jie shu ta xiang zhi dao hai you shui xu yao ta |
| [03:24.80] | Hello? wei? |
| [03:28.17] | Rachel. rui qiu |
| [03:29.54] | Someone' s in our apartment. Call the cops! wo men jia you ren, kuai bao jing |
| [03:32.14] | You' re on the phone! ni zai yong dian hua |
| [03:34.64] | Oh, my God! What? tian na zen me? |
| [03:37.41] | Oh, my God! Thank you! tian na, xie xie ni |
| [03:39.08] | There was a fire at our place. shi xiao fang dui, jia li shi huo le |
| [03:41.52] | Oh, my God! How bad was it? It was a fire, I' m guessing not good. tian na, you duo yan zhong? ta mei shuo, dan shi huo zong shi bu tai miao |
| [03:46.59] | Come on, we gotta go! Yeah, come on. kuai zou ba kuai dian |
| [03:51.43] | What are you smiling about? xiao shen me xiao? you shen me hao xiao de? |
| [03:54.16] | The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be! wo yao ying zheng de jue se shi xiao fang dui yuan zhe zhen shi tian yi |
| [04:07.04] | You were very generous with your grades this semester. ni zhe xue qi de cheng ji gei de hen da fang o |
| [04:17.25] | Professor Geller? Yeah? gai lei jiao shou? |
| [04:20.36] | I really enjoyed your class. Oh, thank you. Thanks very much. wo hen xi huan ni de ke xie xie ni, fei chang gan xie |
| [04:26.69] | I' m a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie. bu hao yi si, shuo ni shi meng nan |
| [04:30.93] | That was you? Yeah. na shi ni? dui |
| [04:32.80] | I felt a little weird about it. You' re a teacher. I' m a student. wo hou lai jue de guai guai de ni shi lao shi, wo shi xue sheng |
| [04:38.07] | Want to go out sometime? dan huo xu ni yuan yi he wo yue hui? |
| [04:42.11] | That' s not the best idea. zhe yang kong pa bu tai hao |
| [04:44.11] | Oh, because I was thinking, the semester' s over. wo xiang shuo xue qi jie shu |
| [04:48.32] | You' re not my teacher anymore. What time? ni jiu bu shi wo de lao shi le shen me shi hou? |
| [04:53.39] | Oh, you know what? Forget it. dang wo mei shuo |
| [04:55.79] | I see you already gave me an A. ni yi jing gei wo A le |
| [04:59.09] | Gotcha. I' m kidding! God! liao jie kai wan xiao de |
| [05:03.97] | So seriously, what time? shuo zhen de, shen me shi hou? |
| [05:10.47] | Coming through. Coming through. Oh! Hello. Hi. jie guo, jie guo ni hao |
| [05:14.41] | Right. Coming through! bu dui, jie guo |
| [05:16.84] | Okay. It' s not so bad. hai hao ma |
| [05:18.81] | Most of the damage was contained to the bedrooms. zai qing zhu yao ji zhong zai wo fang |
| [05:22.28] | Hey, buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday? lao xiong zhe xing qi si ke yi gen ni jie zhi fu ma? |
| [05:26.42] | Excuse me? Joey! He' s working. shen me? qiao yi, ren jia zai mang |
| [05:29.86] | You would look good in that. ni chuan yi ding hen shuai |
| [05:33.29] | Oh, how bad is it? zai qing ru he? |
| [05:35.20] | It' s really bad. hen can, fei chang can |
| [05:36.86] | The only thing that isn' t burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying. zhi you yi fu tou mei bei shao dao wo gen ben bu ji de you mai guo |
| [05:42.67] | How' s your room? Everything' s ruined. rui qiu ni ne? dong xi dou shao guang le |
| [05:45.21] | My bed, my clothes. Look at my favorite sweater. chuang pu, yi fu ni kan wo zui xi huan de lan mao yi |
| [05:47.88] | Isn' t that mine? na bu shi wo de ma? |
| [05:49.81] | Fine. I' m sorry for your loss. hao, wo dui ni de sun shi shen gan yi han |
| [05:53.78] | You won' t be able to live here for a while. You have a place to stay? zhe li zan shi bu neng zhu ren ni men you di fang qu ma? |
| [05:58.52] | Oh! Wow! |
| [06:00.05] | Okay, look, pal... hao, ni gei wo ting zhe |
| [06:03.46] | I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. wo xian zai mei xin qing bei da shan |
| [06:06.69] | But if you give me your number, I' ll call you sometime. bu guo yao shi ni gei wo dian hua wo gai tian hui da gei ni |
| [06:12.30] | Yes, they can stay with us. ta men ke yi gen wo men zhu |
| [06:14.57] | Do you know what started the fire, Mr. Fireman? qing wen qi huo yuan yin shi shen me? |
| [06:18.64] | Well, do either of you smoke? ni men you ren chou yan ma? |
| [06:20.91] | No. But yeah, I could use one now. Thanks. mei you, bu guo xian zai lai yi gen ye hao |
| [06:24.55] | Do you light candles, burn incense? I do all the time. I love them! bu shi, ni men you ren dian la zhu fen xiang ma you, wo chang dian, wo hen xi huan |
| [06:30.55] | Oh, my God, I did it! It' s me, it' s me! I burned down the house! tian na, shi wo hai de wo ba fang zi gei shao le |
| [06:34.92] | Okay, Phoebe, calm down. There' s no need to place blame. Okay? fei bi, bie ji dong mei you bi yao guai shui, hao ma? |
| [06:39.53] | I warned her about those candles. wo jing gao guo ta |
| [06:45.40] | I can' t believe how long it' s been. neng liao liao zhen hao, ju ran zhe me jiu le |
| [06:49.24] | Hey, Chandler, is that..? qian de, shi bu shi |
| [06:53.61] | Oh, that' s great, good for you. So, is it..? tai hao le, gong xi ni ting zhe |
| [06:58.71] | Okay. So, yeah, maybe we can get together... hao, wo men ke yi jian ge mian |
| [07:08.16] | Hold on for one second. ni deng wo yi xia |
| [07:10.26] | What? zen yang? |
| [07:11.69] | Do you want to get a pizza later? deng ni jiang wan, yao bu yao jiao pi sa? |
| [07:15.43] | Hi, I' m back. wo hui lai le |
| [07:17.63] | Yeah, that sounds great. We' ll do it then. Okay, bye. ting qi lai bu cuo hao, jiu zhe me jue ding hao, zai jian |
| [07:24.77] | When' s my audition? I know it' s Thursday, but what time? wo shen me shi hou shi jing? wo zhi dao shi xing qi si, dan shi ji dian? |
| [07:29.64] | Hi. We didn' t get to it. wo men mei liao dao na ge |
| [07:31.71] | I' m taking her to coffee. We' ll do it then. wo dai ta qu he ka fei shi zai shuo |
| [07:34.52] | Now you' re going on a date with this girl? ni yao gen zhe ge nv sheng yue hui? |
| [07:37.32] | I haven' t talked to her in 10 years. zhe bu shi yue hui, wo men shi lian 10 nian |
| [07:39.62] | You can' t just call up and ask somebody for a favor. zong bu neng yi tong dian hua guo qu jiu yao ren jia bang mang |
| [07:43.06] | There are rules, you know? You gotta put in some time. yao jiang ren qing shi gu, hua dian shi jian ke tao |
| [07:46.13] | Right, I' m sorry. mei cuo, dui bu qi |
| [07:47.63] | It' s not like she' s an exgirlfriend. We only went out once. ni you bu shi qu jian jiu qing ren wo men zhi yue guo yi ci hui |
| [07:51.33] | You dated her?! ni gen ta jiao wang guo? |
| [07:54.04] | Not once. yi ci ye mei you |
| [07:57.14] | Why don' t I just go out with an ex, you know, and do Joey a favor? gan cui wo ye qu zhao ge qian nan you lai bang qiao yi de mang |
| [08:01.58] | You want to do Joey a favor? Maybe you go out with Joey. xiang bang qiao yi de mang jiu gen qiao yi yue hui |
| [08:13.32] | That' s great. My friend Joey' s in the movie business. zhen hao, wo peng you qiao yi ye zai dian ying quan |
| [08:17.33] | You know who I ran into from school? Howie. ni cai wo na tian yu jian shui? hao yi |
| [08:20.33] | My friend' s name is Joey. wo de peng you jiao qiao yi |
| [08:22.93] | Apparently, Howie' s editing now. hao yi zai dang jian jie shi |
| [08:25.53] | Yeah, he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. ta da lai wen neng bu neng jian wo de xin pian |
| [08:29.84] | Can you believe that? ni xiang xin ma? |
| [08:31.41] | You know, I haven' t spoken to him in 10 years... wo men 10 nian mei lian luo |
| [08:34.44] | and he asks me for a favor? ta ju ran lai zhao wo bang mang |
| [08:39.61] | Yeah, I' ve always hated that Howie. wo yi xiang hen tao yan na jia huo |
| [08:42.72] | No " How you doing?" lian sheng hao dou mei wen |
| [08:45.35] | Man, I mean, not even a cup of coffee first. lian xian he bei ka fei dou mei you |
| [08:48.62] | The nerve. Yeah. hao da dan jiu shi a |
| [08:50.69] | Refill? xu bei ma? |
| [08:53.79] | This is lastminute, so I want to apologize for the mess. shi chu tu ran, bao qian fang li yi tuan luan |
| [08:57.37] | Oh, who cares? |
| [09:01.97] | Oh, my God! It sure didn' t look this way when I lived here. tian na wo zhu de shi hou jue dui bu shi zhang zhe yang |
| [09:05.97] | I know! wo zhi dao |
| [09:09.28] | But there' s only room for one, so one of you will have to stay at Joey' s. wen ti shi zhe li zhi neng shui yi ge ren ling yi ge ren de qu zhu qiao yi jia |
| [09:14.88] | Since the fire was kind of my fault, you should get to stay here. ji ran shi huo shi wo yin qi de ni jiu shui zhe li ba |
| [09:19.15] | Hey, hey, now. This was no one' s fault. It was an accident. shui ye mei you cuo, na shi ge yi wai |
| [09:23.39] | It was my fault. You should get the nice room. bu, shi wo hai de, ni ying gai shui zhe li |
| [09:26.09] | Okay! hao ba |
| [09:28.83] | You' re the first guest at " Hotel Monica." rui qiu, ni shi ben fan dian de shou wei gui ke |
| [09:31.13] | Hotel Monica! |
| [09:32.43] | Just tell me how you like your eggs. ni de gao su wo zao can xiang chi shen me dan |
| [09:34.64] | I thought I' d bring them to you in bed. wo da suan duan dao chuang shang gei ni |
| [09:37.27] | You' ve been through so much. I have. ni chi le zhe me duo ku jiu shi a |
| [09:41.34] | This right here is where I keep the pizza. zhe shi wo fang pi sa de di fang |
| [09:45.68] | And that' s where the napkin is. zhi jin zai na li |
| [09:48.75] | What' s that smell? I know! I don' t... shen me wei dao? jiu shi a |
| [09:55.42] | Oh, please, it was such a big class. You never even noticed me. bai tuo, na me da yi ge ban ni gen ben mei you zhu yi dao wo |
| [10:00.13] | What? Of course I did. You sat next to " Sleepy Sleeperson." dang ran you, ni zuo ai kun shui ren sen pang bian |
| [10:04.67] | Who? shui? |
| [10:05.93] | Oh. I had trouble remembering names, so I came up with nicknames. wo ji bu zhu quan ban de ming zi jiu qu chuo hao dai ti |
| [10:10.10] | The guy on the other side of you was " Smelly Von Brown Shirt." xiang ni de ling yi bian shi fa chou feng zong shang yi |
| [10:14.64] | Oh, yeah. mei cuo |
| [10:17.78] | So did you have a nickname for me? No. No. ni you bang wo qu chuo hao ma? mei you |
| [10:22.48] | Yes, you did. What was it? ni you, shi shen me? |
| [10:27.49] | " Cutie McPretty." ke ai mai mei mei |
| [10:29.12] | Oh, that' s so sweet! zhen hao |
| [10:33.33] | Listen, I gotta tell you, I' m having a great time. shuo zhen de, jin wan zhen de hen kai xin |
| [10:36.63] | You said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing? ni zhi qian shuo shi sheng yue hui hen qi guai |
| [10:40.74] | And to be frank, I thought it would be too. qi shi wo ye you tong gan |
| [10:43.84] | But it' s not. I mean, it' s not at all. jie guo bu hui, yi dian ye bu hui |
| [10:50.21] | Dr. Geller! Burt! gai lei bo shi bo te |
| [10:55.58] | Did you sleep well last night? I did. ni zuo wan shui de hao ma? hen hao |
| [10:58.55] | Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow. mo ni ka hai zai wo de zhen tou shang fang le yi xiao pian bo he |
| [11:02.66] | Know what Joey left on my pillow? ni cai qiao yi zai wo zhen tou shang fang shen me? |
| [11:04.73] | Gum. kou xiang tang |
| [11:06.76] | We determined the cause of the fire. I know. It was my candle, my candle! zhao dao qi huo yuan yin le wo zhi dao, shi wo de la zhu hai de |
| [11:12.93] | No, there was an appliance left on. It looks like a curling iron. bu shi, yu shi you ge dian qi mei ba diao hao xiang shi juan fa qi |
| [11:17.17] | I don' t use a curling iron. Someone does. wo mei zai yong juan fa qi zong you ren zai yong |
| [11:20.01] | Don' t look at me, my hair' s straight. Straight, straight, straight. bie kan wo, wo de tou fa shi zhi de zhi de zhi de zhi de |
| [11:24.68] | It could' ve been a hair straightener. Oh. ye ke neng shi zhi fa jia |
| [11:29.75] | This is where I keep the pizza. pi sa dou fang zhe li |
| [11:32.75] | And.. Hey, where' d the napkin go? zhi jin ne? |
| [11:37.46] | What is that? shen me wei dao? |
| [11:39.73] | Is that old shrimp? shi chou diao de xia zi ma? |
| [11:43.63] | I think it is! ying gai shi o |
| [11:51.61] | I wouldn' t want my best guest to strain her eyes. hao le, ke bu neng rang gui ke yan jing pi lao |
| [11:54.84] | Thanks, Monica. xie xie mo ni ka |
| [11:57.71] | Does that smell bother you? From Joey' s? ni pa na ge wei dao ma? qiao yi jia de wei dao? |
| [12:00.31] | I can hardly smell it over here. zhe li you wen bu dao |
| [12:03.12] | Well, you let me know if you can. I can bake a pie to cover it. wen de dao jiu shuo wo ke yi kao ge pai ba ta gai guo qu |
| [12:08.66] | I can smell it a little, bake a pie. Okay. you dian wen de dao, kao ge pai ba hao |
| [12:15.63] | Hello? wei? |
| [12:17.06] | One minute, please. It' s the fire inspector. zai, qing shao hou huo chang diao cha yuan zhao ni |
| [12:20.67] | Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe. wei? wo shi fei bi |
| [12:24.27] | Really? shi ma? |
| [12:25.47] | Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn' t the hair straightener... shi de, suo yi zhi fa jia... |
| [12:29.58] | that started the fire. bu shi qi huo dian |
| [12:31.61] | No, no. It was the candles. bu, shi la zhu |
| [12:34.12] | Yeah. It' s very not good leaving candles unattended. ba la zhu dian zhao bu guan shi zai bu tai hao |
| [12:37.75] | In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... xiao fang xue xiao zui xian jiao de shi qing zhi yi |
| [12:46.69] | okay, well I have to go now. hao, wo gai gua le |
| [12:54.00] | We had such a great time. She' s incredible. wo men wan de hao kai xin, ta hao bang |
| [12:57.10] | I thought the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn' t. wo yi wei nian ling hui zao cheng wen ti jie guo yi dian ye bu hui |
| [13:01.11] | Elizabeth is very mature for her age. yi li sha bai fei chang cheng shu |
| [13:08.15] | A concept lost on some people. you xie ren jiu shi bu dong |
| [13:11.35] | It' s okay to date a student? suo yi shi sheng ke yi yue hui |
| [13:13.15] | Well, not really. Technically, it' s not against the rules. ye bu shi, ji shu shang mei chu fan xiao gui |
| [13:17.29] | But it' s frowned upon, especially by the professor we saw last night: dan shi hui shou zheng yi you qi shi wo men zuo wan yu jian de jiao shou |
| [13:21.56] | " Judgy Von Holierthanthou." ai pi ping feng bi ni gao shang |
| [13:26.50] | You don' t want to get a reputation as " Professor McNailshisstudents." luo si, xiao xin yi dian bie bei jiao cheng mai pao xue sheng jiao shou |
| [13:34.38] | Yeah. What should I do? Well, it seems pretty clear. wo gai zen me ban? hen jian dan |
| [13:38.15] | What' s more important? What people think or how you feel? shen me bi jiao zhong yao? bie ren de kan fa hai shi ni de gan jue? |
| [13:41.58] | You gotta follow your heart. Joey, that' s so sweet. ni de zhong yu ni de xin qiao yi, ni shuo de zhen hao |
| [13:50.32] | Hi. Hey! So how' d it go with Dana? ni gen dai na tan de zen yang? |
| [13:52.93] | Any reason I should leave a block of time open? Say, Thursday? wo xing qi si gai bu gai kong chu shi jian lai? |
| [13:57.03] | I couldn' t do it. You couldn' t do it? wo shuo bu chu kou ni shuo bu chu kou? |
| [13:59.40] | I need more time. We' re going to dinner. bie ji, wo xu yao geng duo shi jian wo men wan shang yao chi fan |
| [14:02.10] | You' re going out with her again? shen me? ni hai yao gen ta chu qu |
| [14:05.74] | Going out with who? Dana Keystone, from college. gen shui chu qu? da xue de dai na ji shi dong |
| [14:09.04] | Oh, yeah. Wasn' t she...? ta bu shi |
| [14:13.58] | No, that was Dana Kaplan. na shi dai na ka pu lin |
| [14:15.18] | Oh. |
| [14:18.22] | Joey, you didn' t even know her! Yeah, whatever. qiao yi, ni gen ben bu ren shi ta sui bian la |
| [14:25.56] | Great story again. gu shi zhen de hao bang |
| [14:27.03] | The yarns that you weave! hao cuo zong fu za |
| [14:32.03] | You know, actually, I should get going. wo gai zou le |
| [14:35.10] | Oh, no, no, stay! Because you should stay. liu xia lai, ni ying gai liu xia lai |
| [14:42.24] | Oh, I am really flattered. wo zhen de hen shou chong ruo jing |
| [14:45.28] | But I just... I don' t feel that way about you. dan shi wo dui ni mei gan jue |
| [14:50.78] | Oh, no, no. That' s not.. bu, wo bu shi bu shi |
| [14:52.59] | I' m sorry, Chandler. You know, you' re such a sweet guy... qian de, dui bu qi ni ren hen hao... |
| [14:56.42] | and I don' t want to hurt you. wo ye bu xiang shang hai ni |
| [14:58.79] | I wish I could do something to make you feel better. zhen xiang she fa rang ni hao guo yi dian |
| [15:02.13] | No.. Really? bu zhen de ma? |
| [15:04.80] | Of course. dang ran |
| [15:07.07] | Well, it just hurts so bad, I... wo zhen shi tai shang xin le, wo |
| [15:10.00] | Oh, I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [15:12.47] | Maybe there is one thing you can do. What? Anything. Anything. huo xu ni ke yi zuo yi jian shi shen me shi? ni jin guan shuo |
| [15:17.58] | Well, I mean, this is just off the top of my head now. wo shi gang gang cai xiang dao de |
| [15:22.35] | But I have this friend.. This actor friend. wo you ge yan yuan peng you |
| [15:25.15] | He would kill me if he knew that I was doing this. ta yao shi zhi dao yi ding hui sha le wo |
| [15:28.99] | But... dan... |
| [15:31.59] | would it be possible for him to audition for your movie on Thursday? ni ke bu ke neng rang ta qu shi jing jiu xing qi si ba? |
| [15:37.83] | Absolutely. mei wen ti |
| [15:39.53] | But... dan shi... |
| [15:41.00] | you' d really feel better if your friend could audition for my movie? wo rang ni de peng you lai shi jing zhen de neng rang ni hao guo yi dian? |
| [15:46.17] | The heart wants what it wants. Bye. zhe shi wo de xin yuan, zai jian |
| [15:55.55] | Hey! How' s it going? zen me yang a? |
| [15:58.22] | Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes. zhe 5 fen zhong dou mei shen me bian hua |
| [16:01.79] | Yes, it has. I made cookies! qi shi you, wo kao le bing gan |
| [16:03.86] | I' m still full from your homemade potato chips. bu liao, wo hai zai xiao hua ni zuo de shu pian |
| [16:08.20] | But you should eat them now, because they' re hot from the oven. dan shi bing gan ying gai gang kao hao jiu chen re chi |
| [16:12.53] | Okay. hao |
| [16:13.73] | But not in here! Can' t eat them in bed, remember? No crumbies! dan bu shi zai zhe li chuang shang bu neng chi bing gan, bu neng diao xie xie |
| [16:18.47] | Oh. Okay, I' ll be out in a second. hao, wo ma shang chu qu |
| [16:21.88] | Okay. hao |
| [16:31.59] | What are you doing? This doesn' t lock, does it? ni zai gan shen me? men bu neng suo dui ba? |
| [16:40.26] | Oh! Joey, I' m sorry. It' s all right, don' t worry about it. qiao yi, dui bu qi mei guan xi, bie zai yi |
| [16:45.07] | But look! That' s gonna leave a stain. dan shi ni kan, hui you yin zi |
| [16:47.74] | Rach, hey, it' s fine. You' re at Joey' s. rui qiu, mei guan xi, zhe shi qiao yi jia |
| [16:52.27] | Really? Yeah, look. zhen de ma? dang ran, ni kan |
| [16:58.95] | Yeah. |
| [17:00.55] | I' ve never lived like this before. I know. wo mei you zhe yang chi guo dong xi wo zhi dao |
| [17:07.35] | Well, don' t waste it. I mean, it' s still food. bie lang fei le, zhe shi shi wu |
| [17:16.56] | What do you want to do now? Want to get a drink? jie zhe yao gan ma? yao bu yao qu he jiu? |
| [17:19.43] | I can' t. wo bu xing |
| [17:20.63] | Oh, you have some studying to do? No, I have some turning 21 to do. ni yao nian shu? bu shi, wo yao man 21 sui |
| [17:26.97] | You know, I remember when I was in college, we used to.. wo yi qian nian da xue shi, wo men dou |
| [17:33.31] | What are you doing? Nothing, I' m so comfortable with you. ni gan shen me? mei shi, wo zhi shi jue de hao shu fu |
| [17:41.46] | Do you not want to be seen with me? ni pa bei bie ren kan jian? |
| [17:43.79] | No, of course I do. Are they gone? shen me? dang ran bu shi ta men zou le ma? |
| [17:47.43] | No, they' re still here. But I think I' m about to leave. ta men hai zai, bu guo wo yao zou le |
| [17:50.80] | What? No, no, wait, wait.. shen me? deng yi xia |
| [17:53.97] | You' re right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? ni shuo de dui, zhe yang tai chun le guan bie ren zen me xiang |
| [17:57.67] | I mean, we like each other, right? wo men qing tou yi he, dui ba? |
| [17:59.84] | There' s nothing wrong with that. zhe yang bing mei you cuo |
| [18:02.78] | Come on. zou ba |
| [18:08.02] | Burt. Lydia. Mel. bo te, li di ya, mei er |
| [18:12.59] | This is Elizabeth. Hi. zhe wei shi yi li sha bai |
| [18:14.79] | Aren' t you in my popular culture class? ni bu shi you xiu wo de da zhong wen hua? |
| [18:17.46] | That' s right, Lydia. Elizabeth is a student. mei cuo, yi li sha bai shi xue sheng |
| [18:20.09] | And we' re dating. wo men zai jiao wang |
| [18:22.10] | And you may frown upon that but... ni men ke yi zhou mei yao tou |
| [18:25.37] | we' re not gonna hide it anymore. dan wo men bu hui zai duo le |
| [18:29.64] | You are so fired. ni de fan wan za ding le |
| [18:33.51] | What? They' ll fire you. shen me? ni hui bei jie pin |
| [18:35.18] | You can' t date her. It' s against the rules. gen xue sheng jiao wang shi wei gui de |
| [18:37.95] | Really? It' s not just frowned upon? zhen de? bu zhi shi shou zheng yi? |
| [18:45.55] | I love it at Joey' s! wo zui xi huan qiao yi jia le |
| [18:51.83] | Nice! Thanks. piao liang xie xie |
| [18:53.39] | So you busy Thursday? ni xing qi si you shi ma? |
| [18:55.20] | Oh, very funny. Remember? My audition was supposed to be Thursday. zhen hao xiao, bu xiao de ni ji bu ji de wo de shi jing jiu shi xing qi si |
| [19:03.54] | You got me the audition? Let' s hug it up! ni bang wo zheng qu dao le? lai bao bao |
| [19:06.71] | Okay, okay! What are you gonna do to me if you get the part? yao shi ni ru xuan hai de le |
| [19:13.15] | Hey. Hi. |
| [19:14.52] | Yeah, okay, I need to talk to you. wo you shi yao zhao ni |
| [19:17.32] | I know they said the hair straightener started the fire. wo zhi dao ta men shuo zhi fa jia shi qi huo dian |
| [19:20.85] | But I think I' m partly at fault. dan wo ye you ze ren |
| [19:23.06] | You see, I didn' t tell you, but... wo mei you gao su ni |
| [19:25.86] | I had recently refilled the tissues. wo fang le xin de wei sheng zhi |
| [19:28.76] | And so, let' s face it, that' s just kindling. na ge tai rong yi zhao huo le |
| [19:31.73] | So I think it' s fair that I stay at Joey' s. suo yi wo ying gai lai zhu qiao yi jia |
| [19:34.90] | No, no, no, this was my fault. bu, fei bi, dou shi wo bu hao |
| [19:37.91] | Besides, I' m fine here. Okay. er qie wo zai zhe li hao de hen hao ba |
| [19:40.74] | Chandler, Monica' s looking for you. Really? qian de, mo ni ka zai zhao ni shi o? |
| [19:43.74] | She said something about crumbies. No, no, no! I was so careful. hao xiang gen bing gan xie you guan bu hui ba, wo na me xiao xin |
| [19:49.85] | You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy. ni yi ding yao gen wo huan mo ni ka kuai ba wo bi feng le |
| [19:53.29] | That' s right. All the ladies want to stay at Joey' s. shi de, xiao jie men dou xiang zhu qiao yi jia |
| [19:58.93] | No, I don' t want to switch. bu yao, wo bu xiang huan |
| [20:01.13] | Please! I can throw wet paper towels here! bai tuo la, wo zai zhe li ke yi reng zhi jin |
| [20:03.96] | No, but at Monica' s, you can eat cookies over the sink. zai dui mian ni ke yi dui zhe shui cao chi bing gan |
| [20:09.24] | I know. I' m sorry. wo zhi dao, dui bu qi |
| [20:12.37] | All right, fine. suan le |
| [20:14.47] | This looks like so much fun. God, what a mess. zhe ge hao xiang hen hao wan, shi da da de |
| [20:25.22] | Wow, it actually is in the handbook. xiao gui li zhen de you |
| [20:28.42] | I can' t date you or have a hot plate in my office. wo bu neng he ni yue hui huo shi zai yan jiu shi fang dian ci lu |
| [20:34.63] | I can' t believe we have to stop seeing each other. wo men ju ran bu neng zai jian mian le |
| [20:39.33] | For what it' s worth, I did appreciate you standing up for me. bu guo xie xie ni wei wo ting shen er chu |
| [20:43.44] | That felt really nice. wo hao gan dong |
| [20:46.77] | Kind of made me like you even more. wo geng xi huan ni le |
| [20:49.08] | I know, I know. I really like you too. But we can' t date. wo zhi dao, wo ye hen xi huan ni dan shi wo men bu neng jiao wang |
| [20:53.51] | It' s against the rules. It' s forbidden. xiao gui ming wen jin zhi shi sheng lian |
| [20:56.95] | Wow. What? zen me le? |
| [20:59.52] | Just hearing you describe it as " forbidden"... guang ting ni shuo xiao gui jin zhi |
| [21:03.42] | it' s really hot. jiu jue de hao xing gan |
| [21:06.99] | Really? zhen de? |
| [21:09.30] | Yeah. dui |
| [21:11.60] | Well, I don' t care how hot it is, it' s wrong. bu guan you duo xing gan, zhe dou shi cuo de |
| [21:17.87] | Stop it. No, no. It' s wrong. bie zai shuo le bu, zhe shi cuo de |
| [21:21.94] | It' s naughty. zhe yang hen huai |
| [21:24.71] | It' s... zhe shi... |
| [21:26.78] | taboo. jin ji |
| [21:28.98] | Shut the book. ba shu he qi lai |
| [21:32.22] | Hey. Let' s also get a hot plate. zai qu nong ge dian ci lu ba |
| [21:40.19] | Hey. |
| [21:41.56] | Hey. |
| [21:42.83] | So? So...? zen yang a? zen yang? |
| [21:45.63] | It' s Thursday! How was the audition? jin tian shi xing qi si, shi jing jie guo ru he |
| [21:48.07] | It' s.. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, what day.. sha? xing qi yi yi tian, xing qi er er tian xing qi san san xiao? xing qi si |
| [21:54.74] | Oh! |
| [00:03.77] | I got my teacher evaluations. Look what this student wrote. wǒ gāng ná dào jiào shī píng jiàn biǎo nǐ men tīng zhè gè xué shēng xiě de |
| [00:08.04] | " I loved Dr. Geller' s class. Mindblowing lectures. " wǒ ài gài lēi bó shì de kè" " lìng rén dà hū guò yǐn" |
| [00:12.61] | You are definitely the hottie of the Paleontology Department." " gài lēi bó shì" " nín shì gǔ shēng wù xué xì de měng nán" |
| [00:19.11] | " Hotties of Paleontology." There' s a bigselling calendar. gǔ shēng wù xué xì de měng nán men zuò chéng yuè lì yí dìng mài |
| [00:24.89] | Who wrote it? The evaluations are all anonymous. nà shi shuí xiě de? wǒ yě xiǎng zhī dào dàn píng jiàn biǎo shì nì míng de |
| [00:28.79] | You have their exams? Yeah. qī mò kǎo kǎo juàn hái zài ma? zài a |
| [00:31.06] | You could just match the handwriting and there' s your admirer. nǐ kě yǐ ná kǎo juàn lái duì bǐ jī jiù zhī dào yǎng mù zhě shì shuí le |
| [00:37.30] | A hot girl' s at stake and he' s Rain Man. zhǐ yào hé nǚ sè yǒu guān tā jiù chéng le dà tiān cái |
| [00:41.74] | Wait a minute. Why are we so sure that this is a girl? děng děng, wèi hé què dìng shì gè nǚ shēng? |
| [00:50.08] | It' s a girl! shì nǚ shēng |
| [00:52.31] | But it wouldn' t matter. zǒng zhī méi chà |
| [00:54.25] | Because I' m a teacher. She' s a student. yīn wèi wǒ shì lǎo shī tā shì xué shēng |
| [00:57.79] | It' s illegal? It' s frowned upon. xiào guī shuō bù xíng? méi yǒu, dàn shì huì yǒu zhēng yì liǎo jiě |
| [01:00.42] | And there' s a big age gap. When you' re 90.. ér qiě nián líng chà nà me duō nǐ jiù zhè me xiǎng, děng nǐ 90 suì |
| [01:03.89] | I know, she' ll be 80 and it won' t seem like such a big difference. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ 90 tā jiù 80 gǎn jué jiù chà bù duō le |
| [01:09.73] | That' s not what I was gonna say. wǒ bú shì yào shuō zhè gè |
| [01:13.90] | When you' re 90, you' ll still have the memory of being with a 20yearold. wǒ shì shuō děng nǐ 90 suì hái néng yōng yǒu gēn xiǎo mèi mei liàn ài de huí yì |
| [01:21.11] | The One Where Ross Dates A Student běn jí bō chū:" shī shēng liàn" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:59.11] | Monica..? I don' t know. mó nī kǎ wǒ bù zhī dào hǎo ba |
| [02:03.22] | You know your college friend who became a movie director? qián dé nǐ zhī dào nǐ nà gè dāng shàng dǎo yǎn de dà xué tóng xué ma? |
| [02:07.42] | Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my movement class. zhī dào, dài nà jī shǐ dōng wǒ men yì qǐ xiū dòng zuò kè |
| [02:11.56] | What' s a movement class? He' s pretending he didn' t take mime. shén me shì dòng zuò kè? qián dé zài jiǎ zhuāng tā méi xiū mò jù |
| [02:17.30] | She' s directing a new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition. zǒng zhī tā yào dǎo ài ěr pà xī nuò de xīn piàn nǐ dé bāng wǒ zhēng qǔ shì jìng |
| [02:22.30] | I haven' t talked to her in 10 years. wǒ bù zhī dào, wǒ men 10 nián méi lián luò |
| [02:24.77] | Please, Chandler, I would owe you so much. bù, qiú qiú nǐ, jiù dāng wǒ qiàn nǐ |
| [02:27.91] | You do owe me so much. You owe me 3000.. nǐ běn lái jiù qiàn wǒ nǐ qiàn wǒ 3 qiān 4 bǎi |
| [02:31.28] | Hey, hey, dude. Why you changing the subject? What? lǎo xiōng nǐ gàn ma zhuǎn yí huà tí? shén me? |
| [02:35.25] | Will you make the call? Okay, I' ll try. nǐ dǎ bù dǎ diàn huà? hǎo ba, wǒ shì shì kàn |
| [02:38.32] | Thanks. Last auditions are Thursday, so I gotta get in by Thursday. xiè le, nǐ zuì hǎo le shì jìng shì xīng qī sì jié zhǐ wǒ xīng qī sì zhī qián dé guò qù |
| [02:43.73] | Remember Thursday. Remember Thursday? jì de xīng qī sì jiù duì le, nǐ jì de ma |
| [02:47.63] | Yeah, so Tuesday? xīng qī èr ma? |
| [02:50.77] | Thursday! shì xīng qī sì |
| [02:52.77] | Just think of it like this: The third day. Monday, one day. nǐ rú guǒ jì bu zhù jiù jì shì dì sān tiān xīng qī yī, yì tiān |
| [02:57.94] | Tuesday, two day. xīng qī èr, èr tiān |
| [03:00.18] | Wednesday... When day, what day? xīng qī sān, sān xiǎo nǎ yì tiān? |
| [03:02.48] | Thursday! xīng qī sì |
| [03:03.98] | The third day, okay? dì sān tiān, hǎo ma? |
| [03:07.75] | Thank you. Okay. xiè xiè nǐ bù kè qì |
| [03:11.05] | Hey, Monica..? She doesn' t know. mó nī kǎ tā bù zhī dào |
| [03:15.86] | I' m gonna check my messages. You thought of that in there? mó nī kǎ, wǒ yào tīng liú yán nǐ zài cè suǒ lǐ xiǎng dào zhè gè? |
| [03:19.63] | Nature called. She wants to see who else did. dāng rán, shēng lǐ xū qiú jié shù tā xiǎng zhī dào hái yǒu shuí xū yào tā |
| [03:24.80] | Hello? wèi? |
| [03:28.17] | Rachel. ruì qiū |
| [03:29.54] | Someone' s in our apartment. Call the cops! wǒ men jiā yǒu rén, kuài bào jǐng |
| [03:32.14] | You' re on the phone! nǐ zài yòng diàn huà |
| [03:34.64] | Oh, my God! What? tiān na zěn me? |
| [03:37.41] | Oh, my God! Thank you! tiān na, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [03:39.08] | There was a fire at our place. shì xiāo fáng duì, jiā lǐ shī huǒ le |
| [03:41.52] | Oh, my God! How bad was it? It was a fire, I' m guessing not good. tiān na, yǒu duō yán zhòng? tā méi shuō, dàn shī huǒ zǒng shì bù tài miào |
| [03:46.59] | Come on, we gotta go! Yeah, come on. kuài zǒu ba kuài diǎn |
| [03:51.43] | What are you smiling about? xiào shén me xiào? yǒu shén me hǎo xiào de? |
| [03:54.16] | The part I want to audition for is a fireman. This is so meant to be! wǒ yào yīng zhēng de jué sè shì xiāo fáng duì yuán zhè zhēn shì tiān yì |
| [04:07.04] | You were very generous with your grades this semester. nǐ zhè xué qī de chéng jī gěi de hěn dà fāng ō |
| [04:17.25] | Professor Geller? Yeah? gài lēi jiào shòu? |
| [04:20.36] | I really enjoyed your class. Oh, thank you. Thanks very much. wǒ hěn xǐ huān nǐ de kè xiè xiè nǐ, fēi cháng gǎn xiè |
| [04:26.69] | I' m a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie. bù hǎo yì sī, shuō nǐ shì měng nán |
| [04:30.93] | That was you? Yeah. nà shi nǐ? duì |
| [04:32.80] | I felt a little weird about it. You' re a teacher. I' m a student. wǒ hòu lái jué de guài guài de nǐ shì lǎo shī, wǒ shì xué shēng |
| [04:38.07] | Want to go out sometime? dàn huò xǔ nǐ yuàn yì hé wǒ yuē huì? |
| [04:42.11] | That' s not the best idea. zhè yàng kǒng pà bù tài hǎo |
| [04:44.11] | Oh, because I was thinking, the semester' s over. wǒ xiǎng shuō xué qī jié shù |
| [04:48.32] | You' re not my teacher anymore. What time? nǐ jiù bú shì wǒ de lǎo shī le shén me shí hòu? |
| [04:53.39] | Oh, you know what? Forget it. dāng wǒ méi shuō |
| [04:55.79] | I see you already gave me an A. nǐ yǐ jīng gěi wǒ A le |
| [04:59.09] | Gotcha. I' m kidding! God! liǎo jiě kāi wán xiào de |
| [05:03.97] | So seriously, what time? shuō zhēn de, shén me shí hòu? |
| [05:10.47] | Coming through. Coming through. Oh! Hello. Hi. jiè guò, jiè guò nǐ hǎo |
| [05:14.41] | Right. Coming through! bú duì, jiè guò |
| [05:16.84] | Okay. It' s not so bad. hái hǎo ma |
| [05:18.81] | Most of the damage was contained to the bedrooms. zāi qíng zhǔ yào jí zhōng zài wò fáng |
| [05:22.28] | Hey, buddy, think I could borrow your uniform this Thursday? lǎo xiōng zhè xīng qī sì kě yǐ gēn nǐ jiè zhì fú ma? |
| [05:26.42] | Excuse me? Joey! He' s working. shén me? qiáo yī, rén jiā zài máng |
| [05:29.86] | You would look good in that. nǐ chuān yí dìng hěn shuài |
| [05:33.29] | Oh, how bad is it? zāi qíng rú hé? |
| [05:35.20] | It' s really bad. hěn cǎn, fēi cháng cǎn |
| [05:36.86] | The only thing that isn' t burned is an ax, which I do not remember buying. zhǐ yǒu yī fǔ tóu méi bèi shāo dào wǒ gēn běn bù jì de yǒu mǎi guò |
| [05:42.67] | How' s your room? Everything' s ruined. ruì qiū nǐ ne? dōng xī dōu shāo guāng le |
| [05:45.21] | My bed, my clothes. Look at my favorite sweater. chuáng pù, yī fú nǐ kàn wǒ zuì xǐ huān de lán máo yī |
| [05:47.88] | Isn' t that mine? nà bú shì wǒ de ma? |
| [05:49.81] | Fine. I' m sorry for your loss. hǎo, wǒ duì nǐ de sǔn shī shēn gǎn yí hàn |
| [05:53.78] | You won' t be able to live here for a while. You have a place to stay? zhè lǐ zàn shí bù néng zhù rén nǐ men yǒu dì fāng qù ma? |
| [05:58.52] | Oh! Wow! |
| [06:00.05] | Okay, look, pal... hǎo, nǐ gěi wǒ tīng zhe |
| [06:03.46] | I am not in the mood to be hit on right now. wǒ xiàn zài méi xīn qíng bèi dā shàn |
| [06:06.69] | But if you give me your number, I' ll call you sometime. bù guò yào shì nǐ gěi wǒ diàn huà wǒ gǎi tiān huì dǎ gěi nǐ |
| [06:12.30] | Yes, they can stay with us. tā men kě yǐ gēn wǒ men zhù |
| [06:14.57] | Do you know what started the fire, Mr. Fireman? qǐng wèn qǐ huǒ yuán yīn shì shén me? |
| [06:18.64] | Well, do either of you smoke? nǐ men yǒu rén chōu yān ma? |
| [06:20.91] | No. But yeah, I could use one now. Thanks. méi yǒu, bù guò xiàn zài lái yī gēn yě hǎo |
| [06:24.55] | Do you light candles, burn incense? I do all the time. I love them! bú shì, nǐ men yǒu rén diǎn là zhú fén xiāng ma yǒu, wǒ cháng diǎn, wǒ hěn xǐ huān |
| [06:30.55] | Oh, my God, I did it! It' s me, it' s me! I burned down the house! tiān na, shì wǒ hài de wǒ bǎ fáng zi gěi shāo le |
| [06:34.92] | Okay, Phoebe, calm down. There' s no need to place blame. Okay? fēi bǐ, bié jī dòng méi yǒu bì yào guài shuí, hǎo ma? |
| [06:39.53] | I warned her about those candles. wǒ jǐng gào guò tā |
| [06:45.40] | I can' t believe how long it' s been. néng liáo liáo zhēn hǎo, jū rán zhè me jiǔ le |
| [06:49.24] | Hey, Chandler, is that..? qián dé, shì bú shì |
| [06:53.61] | Oh, that' s great, good for you. So, is it..? tài hǎo le, gōng xǐ nǐ tīng zhe |
| [06:58.71] | Okay. So, yeah, maybe we can get together... hǎo, wǒ men kě yǐ jiàn gè miàn |
| [07:08.16] | Hold on for one second. nǐ děng wǒ yī xià |
| [07:10.26] | What? zěn yàng? |
| [07:11.69] | Do you want to get a pizza later? děng nǐ jiǎng wán, yào bú yào jiào pī sà? |
| [07:15.43] | Hi, I' m back. wǒ huí lái le |
| [07:17.63] | Yeah, that sounds great. We' ll do it then. Okay, bye. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò hǎo, jiù zhè me jué dìng hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [07:24.77] | When' s my audition? I know it' s Thursday, but what time? wǒ shén me shí hòu shì jìng? wǒ zhī dào shì xīng qī sì, dàn shì jǐ diǎn? |
| [07:29.64] | Hi. We didn' t get to it. wǒ men méi liáo dào nà gè |
| [07:31.71] | I' m taking her to coffee. We' ll do it then. wǒ dài tā qù hē kā fēi shí zài shuō |
| [07:34.52] | Now you' re going on a date with this girl? nǐ yào gēn zhè gè nǚ shēng yuē huì? |
| [07:37.32] | I haven' t talked to her in 10 years. zhè bú shì yuē huì, wǒ men shī lián 10 nián |
| [07:39.62] | You can' t just call up and ask somebody for a favor. zǒng bù néng yī tòng diàn huà guò qù jiù yào rén jiā bāng máng |
| [07:43.06] | There are rules, you know? You gotta put in some time. yào jiǎng rén qíng shì gù, huā diǎn shí jiān kè tào |
| [07:46.13] | Right, I' m sorry. méi cuò, duì bù qǐ |
| [07:47.63] | It' s not like she' s an exgirlfriend. We only went out once. nǐ yòu bú shì qù jiàn jiù qíng rén wǒ men zhǐ yuē guò yī cì huì |
| [07:51.33] | You dated her?! nǐ gēn tā jiāo wǎng guò? |
| [07:54.04] | Not once. yī cì yě méi yǒu |
| [07:57.14] | Why don' t I just go out with an ex, you know, and do Joey a favor? gān cuì wǒ yě qù zhǎo gè qián nán yǒu lái bāng qiáo yī de máng |
| [08:01.58] | You want to do Joey a favor? Maybe you go out with Joey. xiǎng bāng qiáo yī de máng jiù gēn qiáo yī yuē huì |
| [08:13.32] | That' s great. My friend Joey' s in the movie business. zhēn hǎo, wǒ péng yǒu qiáo yī yě zài diàn yǐng quān |
| [08:17.33] | You know who I ran into from school? Howie. nǐ cāi wǒ nà tiān yù jiàn shuí? háo yī |
| [08:20.33] | My friend' s name is Joey. wǒ de péng yǒu jiào qiáo yī |
| [08:22.93] | Apparently, Howie' s editing now. háo yī zài dāng jiǎn jiē shī |
| [08:25.53] | Yeah, he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. tā dǎ lái wèn néng bù néng jiǎn wǒ de xīn piàn |
| [08:29.84] | Can you believe that? nǐ xiāng xìn ma? |
| [08:31.41] | You know, I haven' t spoken to him in 10 years... wǒ men 10 nián méi lián luò |
| [08:34.44] | and he asks me for a favor? tā jū rán lái zhǎo wǒ bāng máng |
| [08:39.61] | Yeah, I' ve always hated that Howie. wǒ yī xiàng hěn tǎo yàn nà jiā huǒ |
| [08:42.72] | No " How you doing?" lián shēng hǎo dōu méi wèn |
| [08:45.35] | Man, I mean, not even a cup of coffee first. lián xiān hē bēi kā fēi dōu méi yǒu |
| [08:48.62] | The nerve. Yeah. hǎo dà dǎn jiù shì a |
| [08:50.69] | Refill? xù bēi ma? |
| [08:53.79] | This is lastminute, so I want to apologize for the mess. shì chū tū rán, bào qiàn fáng lǐ yī tuán luàn |
| [08:57.37] | Oh, who cares? |
| [09:01.97] | Oh, my God! It sure didn' t look this way when I lived here. tiān na wǒ zhù de shí hòu jué duì bú shì zhǎng zhè yàng |
| [09:05.97] | I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [09:09.28] | But there' s only room for one, so one of you will have to stay at Joey' s. wèn tí shì zhè lǐ zhǐ néng shuì yí ge rén lìng yí ge rén dé qù zhù qiáo yī jiā |
| [09:14.88] | Since the fire was kind of my fault, you should get to stay here. jì rán shī huǒ shì wǒ yǐn qǐ de nǐ jiù shuì zhè lǐ ba |
| [09:19.15] | Hey, hey, now. This was no one' s fault. It was an accident. shuí yě méi yǒu cuò, nà shi gè yì wài |
| [09:23.39] | It was my fault. You should get the nice room. bù, shì wǒ hài de, nǐ yīng gāi shuì zhè lǐ |
| [09:26.09] | Okay! hǎo ba |
| [09:28.83] | You' re the first guest at " Hotel Monica." ruì qiū, nǐ shì běn fàn diàn de shǒu wèi guì kè |
| [09:31.13] | Hotel Monica! |
| [09:32.43] | Just tell me how you like your eggs. nǐ dé gào sù wǒ zǎo cān xiǎng chī shén me dàn |
| [09:34.64] | I thought I' d bring them to you in bed. wǒ dǎ suàn duān dào chuáng shàng gěi nǐ |
| [09:37.27] | You' ve been through so much. I have. nǐ chī le zhè me duō kǔ jiù shì a |
| [09:41.34] | This right here is where I keep the pizza. zhè shì wǒ fàng pī sà de dì fāng |
| [09:45.68] | And that' s where the napkin is. zhǐ jīn zài nà li |
| [09:48.75] | What' s that smell? I know! I don' t... shén me wèi dào? jiù shì a |
| [09:55.42] | Oh, please, it was such a big class. You never even noticed me. bài tuō, nà me dà yí gè bān nǐ gēn běn méi yǒu zhù yì dào wǒ |
| [10:00.13] | What? Of course I did. You sat next to " Sleepy Sleeperson." dāng rán yǒu, nǐ zuò ài kùn shuì rén sēn páng biān |
| [10:04.67] | Who? shuí? |
| [10:05.93] | Oh. I had trouble remembering names, so I came up with nicknames. wǒ jì bu zhù quán bān de míng zì jiù qǔ chuò hào dài tì |
| [10:10.10] | The guy on the other side of you was " Smelly Von Brown Shirt." xiàng nǐ de lìng yī biān shì fā chòu féng zōng shàng yī |
| [10:14.64] | Oh, yeah. méi cuò |
| [10:17.78] | So did you have a nickname for me? No. No. nǐ yǒu bāng wǒ qǔ chuò hào ma? méi yǒu |
| [10:22.48] | Yes, you did. What was it? nǐ yǒu, shì shén me? |
| [10:27.49] | " Cutie McPretty." kě ài mài měi méi |
| [10:29.12] | Oh, that' s so sweet! zhēn hǎo |
| [10:33.33] | Listen, I gotta tell you, I' m having a great time. shuō zhēn de, jīn wǎn zhēn de hěn kāi xīn |
| [10:36.63] | You said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing? nǐ zhī qián shuō shī shēng yuē huì hěn qí guài |
| [10:40.74] | And to be frank, I thought it would be too. qí shí wǒ yě yǒu tóng gǎn |
| [10:43.84] | But it' s not. I mean, it' s not at all. jié guǒ bú huì, yì diǎn yě bú huì |
| [10:50.21] | Dr. Geller! Burt! gài lēi bó shì bó tè |
| [10:55.58] | Did you sleep well last night? I did. nǐ zuó wǎn shuì dé hǎo ma? hěn hǎo |
| [10:58.55] | Monica was so sweet. She left a little mint on my pillow. mó nī kǎ hái zài wǒ de zhěn tou shàng fàng le yī xiǎo piàn bò he |
| [11:02.66] | Know what Joey left on my pillow? nǐ cāi qiáo yī zài wǒ zhěn tou shàng fàng shén me? |
| [11:04.73] | Gum. kǒu xiāng táng |
| [11:06.76] | We determined the cause of the fire. I know. It was my candle, my candle! zhǎo dào qǐ huǒ yuán yīn le wǒ zhī dào, shì wǒ de là zhú hài de |
| [11:12.93] | No, there was an appliance left on. It looks like a curling iron. bú shì, yù shì yǒu gè diàn qì méi bá diào hǎo xiàng shì juǎn fà qì |
| [11:17.17] | I don' t use a curling iron. Someone does. wǒ méi zài yòng juǎn fà qì zǒng yǒu rén zài yòng |
| [11:20.01] | Don' t look at me, my hair' s straight. Straight, straight, straight. bié kàn wǒ, wǒ de tóu fà shì zhí de zhí de zhí de zhí de |
| [11:24.68] | It could' ve been a hair straightener. Oh. yě kě néng shì zhí fà jiā |
| [11:29.75] | This is where I keep the pizza. pī sà dōu fàng zhè lǐ |
| [11:32.75] | And.. Hey, where' d the napkin go? zhǐ jīn ne? |
| [11:37.46] | What is that? shén me wèi dào? |
| [11:39.73] | Is that old shrimp? shì chòu diào de xiā zǐ ma? |
| [11:43.63] | I think it is! yīng gāi shì ō |
| [11:51.61] | I wouldn' t want my best guest to strain her eyes. hǎo le, kě bù néng ràng guì kè yǎn jīng pí láo |
| [11:54.84] | Thanks, Monica. xiè xiè mó nī kǎ |
| [11:57.71] | Does that smell bother you? From Joey' s? nǐ pà nà gè wèi dào ma? qiáo yī jiā de wèi dào? |
| [12:00.31] | I can hardly smell it over here. zhè lǐ yòu wén bú dào |
| [12:03.12] | Well, you let me know if you can. I can bake a pie to cover it. wén de dào jiù shuō wǒ kě yǐ kǎo gè pài bǎ tā gài guò qù |
| [12:08.66] | I can smell it a little, bake a pie. Okay. yǒu diǎn wén de dào, kǎo gè pài ba hǎo |
| [12:15.63] | Hello? wèi? |
| [12:17.06] | One minute, please. It' s the fire inspector. zài, qǐng shāo hòu huǒ chǎng diào chá yuán zhǎo nǐ |
| [12:20.67] | Hello? Yeah, this is Phoebe. wèi? wǒ shì fēi bǐ |
| [12:24.27] | Really? shì ma? |
| [12:25.47] | Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn' t the hair straightener... shì de, suǒ yǐ zhí fà jiā... |
| [12:29.58] | that started the fire. bú shì qǐ huǒ diǎn |
| [12:31.61] | No, no. It was the candles. bù, shì là zhú |
| [12:34.12] | Yeah. It' s very not good leaving candles unattended. bǎ là zhú diǎn zháo bù guǎn shí zài bù tài hǎo |
| [12:37.75] | In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is... xiāo fáng xué xiào zuì xiān jiào de shì qíng zhī yī |
| [12:46.69] | okay, well I have to go now. hǎo, wǒ gāi guà le |
| [12:54.00] | We had such a great time. She' s incredible. wǒ men wán dé hǎo kāi xīn, tā hǎo bàng |
| [12:57.10] | I thought the age difference might be a problem, but it wasn' t. wǒ yǐ wéi nián líng huì zào chéng wèn tí jié guǒ yì diǎn yě bú huì |
| [13:01.11] | Elizabeth is very mature for her age. yī lì shā bái fēi cháng chéng shú |
| [13:08.15] | A concept lost on some people. yǒu xiē rén jiù shì bù dǒng |
| [13:11.35] | It' s okay to date a student? suǒ yǐ shī shēng kě yǐ yuē huì |
| [13:13.15] | Well, not really. Technically, it' s not against the rules. yě bú shì, jì shù shàng méi chù fàn xiào guī |
| [13:17.29] | But it' s frowned upon, especially by the professor we saw last night: dàn shì huì shòu zhēng yì yóu qí shì wǒ men zuó wǎn yù jiàn de jiào shòu |
| [13:21.56] | " Judgy Von Holierthanthou." ài pī píng féng bǐ nǐ gāo shàng |
| [13:26.50] | You don' t want to get a reputation as " Professor McNailshisstudents." luó sī, xiǎo xīn yì diǎn bié bèi jiào chéng mài pào xué shēng jiào shòu |
| [13:34.38] | Yeah. What should I do? Well, it seems pretty clear. wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? hěn jiǎn dān |
| [13:38.15] | What' s more important? What people think or how you feel? shén me bǐ jiào zhòng yào? bié rén de kàn fǎ hái shì nǐ de gǎn jué? |
| [13:41.58] | You gotta follow your heart. Joey, that' s so sweet. nǐ dé zhōng yú nǐ de xīn qiáo yī, nǐ shuō de zhēn hǎo |
| [13:50.32] | Hi. Hey! So how' d it go with Dana? nǐ gēn dài nà tán dé zěn yàng? |
| [13:52.93] | Any reason I should leave a block of time open? Say, Thursday? wǒ xīng qī sì gāi bù gāi kōng chū shí jiān lái? |
| [13:57.03] | I couldn' t do it. You couldn' t do it? wǒ shuō bu chū kǒu nǐ shuō bu chū kǒu? |
| [13:59.40] | I need more time. We' re going to dinner. bié jí, wǒ xū yào gèng duō shí jiān wǒ men wǎn shàng yào chī fàn |
| [14:02.10] | You' re going out with her again? shén me? nǐ hái yào gēn tā chū qù |
| [14:05.74] | Going out with who? Dana Keystone, from college. gēn shuí chū qù? dà xué de dài nà jī shǐ dōng |
| [14:09.04] | Oh, yeah. Wasn' t she...? tā bú shì |
| [14:13.58] | No, that was Dana Kaplan. nà shi dài nà kǎ pǔ lín |
| [14:15.18] | Oh. |
| [14:18.22] | Joey, you didn' t even know her! Yeah, whatever. qiáo yī, nǐ gēn běn bù rèn shi tā suí biàn la |
| [14:25.56] | Great story again. gù shì zhēn de hǎo bàng |
| [14:27.03] | The yarns that you weave! hǎo cuò zōng fù zá |
| [14:32.03] | You know, actually, I should get going. wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [14:35.10] | Oh, no, no, stay! Because you should stay. liú xià lái, nǐ yīng gāi liú xià lái |
| [14:42.24] | Oh, I am really flattered. wǒ zhēn de hěn shòu chǒng ruò jīng |
| [14:45.28] | But I just... I don' t feel that way about you. dàn shì wǒ duì nǐ méi gǎn jué |
| [14:50.78] | Oh, no, no. That' s not.. bù, wǒ bú shì bú shì |
| [14:52.59] | I' m sorry, Chandler. You know, you' re such a sweet guy... qián dé, duì bù qǐ nǐ rén hěn hǎo... |
| [14:56.42] | and I don' t want to hurt you. wǒ yě bù xiǎng shāng hài nǐ |
| [14:58.79] | I wish I could do something to make you feel better. zhēn xiǎng shè fǎ ràng nǐ hǎo guò yì diǎn |
| [15:02.13] | No.. Really? bù zhēn de ma? |
| [15:04.80] | Of course. dāng rán |
| [15:07.07] | Well, it just hurts so bad, I... wǒ zhēn shì tài shāng xīn le, wǒ |
| [15:10.00] | Oh, I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [15:12.47] | Maybe there is one thing you can do. What? Anything. Anything. huò xǔ nǐ kě yǐ zuò yī jiàn shì shén me shì? nǐ jǐn guǎn shuō |
| [15:17.58] | Well, I mean, this is just off the top of my head now. wǒ shì gāng gāng cái xiǎng dào de |
| [15:22.35] | But I have this friend.. This actor friend. wǒ yǒu gè yǎn yuán péng yǒu |
| [15:25.15] | He would kill me if he knew that I was doing this. tā yào shì zhī dào yí dìng huì shā le wǒ |
| [15:28.99] | But... dàn... |
| [15:31.59] | would it be possible for him to audition for your movie on Thursday? nǐ kě bù kě néng ràng tā qù shì jìng jiù xīng qī sì ba? |
| [15:37.83] | Absolutely. méi wèn tí |
| [15:39.53] | But... dàn shì... |
| [15:41.00] | you' d really feel better if your friend could audition for my movie? wǒ ràng nǐ de péng yǒu lái shì jìng zhēn de néng ràng nǐ hǎo guò yì diǎn? |
| [15:46.17] | The heart wants what it wants. Bye. zhè shì wǒ de xīn yuàn, zài jiàn |
| [15:55.55] | Hey! How' s it going? zěn me yàng a? |
| [15:58.22] | Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes. zhè 5 fēn zhōng dōu méi shén me biàn huà |
| [16:01.79] | Yes, it has. I made cookies! qí shí yǒu, wǒ kǎo le bǐng gān |
| [16:03.86] | I' m still full from your homemade potato chips. bù liǎo, wǒ hái zài xiāo huà nǐ zuò de shǔ piàn |
| [16:08.20] | But you should eat them now, because they' re hot from the oven. dàn shì bǐng gān yīng gāi gāng kǎo hǎo jiù chèn rè chī |
| [16:12.53] | Okay. hǎo |
| [16:13.73] | But not in here! Can' t eat them in bed, remember? No crumbies! dàn bú shì zài zhè lǐ chuáng shàng bù néng chī bǐng gān, bù néng diào xiè xiè |
| [16:18.47] | Oh. Okay, I' ll be out in a second. hǎo, wǒ mǎ shàng chū qù |
| [16:21.88] | Okay. hǎo |
| [16:31.59] | What are you doing? This doesn' t lock, does it? nǐ zài gàn shén me? mén bù néng suǒ duì ba? |
| [16:40.26] | Oh! Joey, I' m sorry. It' s all right, don' t worry about it. qiáo yī, duì bù qǐ méi guān xì, bié zài yì |
| [16:45.07] | But look! That' s gonna leave a stain. dàn shì nǐ kàn, huì yǒu yìn zǐ |
| [16:47.74] | Rach, hey, it' s fine. You' re at Joey' s. ruì qiū, méi guān xì, zhè shì qiáo yī jiā |
| [16:52.27] | Really? Yeah, look. zhēn de ma? dāng rán, nǐ kàn |
| [16:58.95] | Yeah. |
| [17:00.55] | I' ve never lived like this before. I know. wǒ méi yǒu zhè yàng chī guò dōng xī wǒ zhī dào |
| [17:07.35] | Well, don' t waste it. I mean, it' s still food. bié làng fèi le, zhè shì shí wù |
| [17:16.56] | What do you want to do now? Want to get a drink? jiē zhe yào gàn ma? yào bú yào qù hē jiǔ? |
| [17:19.43] | I can' t. wǒ bù xíng |
| [17:20.63] | Oh, you have some studying to do? No, I have some turning 21 to do. nǐ yào niàn shū? bú shì, wǒ yào mǎn 21 suì |
| [17:26.97] | You know, I remember when I was in college, we used to.. wǒ yǐ qián niàn dà xué shí, wǒ men dōu |
| [17:33.31] | What are you doing? Nothing, I' m so comfortable with you. nǐ gàn shén me? méi shì, wǒ zhǐ shì jué de hǎo shū fú |
| [17:41.46] | Do you not want to be seen with me? nǐ pà bèi bié rén kàn jiàn? |
| [17:43.79] | No, of course I do. Are they gone? shén me? dāng rán bú shì tā men zǒu le ma? |
| [17:47.43] | No, they' re still here. But I think I' m about to leave. tā men hái zài, bù guò wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [17:50.80] | What? No, no, wait, wait.. shén me? děng yī xià |
| [17:53.97] | You' re right, this is stupid. Who cares what people think? nǐ shuō de duì, zhè yàng tài chǔn le guǎn bié rén zěn me xiǎng |
| [17:57.67] | I mean, we like each other, right? wǒ men qíng tóu yì hé, duì ba? |
| [17:59.84] | There' s nothing wrong with that. zhè yàng bìng méi yǒu cuò |
| [18:02.78] | Come on. zǒu ba |
| [18:08.02] | Burt. Lydia. Mel. bó tè, lì dì yà, méi ěr |
| [18:12.59] | This is Elizabeth. Hi. zhè wèi shì yī lì shā bái |
| [18:14.79] | Aren' t you in my popular culture class? nǐ bú shì yǒu xiū wǒ de dà zhòng wén huà? |
| [18:17.46] | That' s right, Lydia. Elizabeth is a student. méi cuò, yī lì shā bái shì xué shēng |
| [18:20.09] | And we' re dating. wǒ men zài jiāo wǎng |
| [18:22.10] | And you may frown upon that but... nǐ men kě yǐ zhòu méi yáo tóu |
| [18:25.37] | we' re not gonna hide it anymore. dàn wǒ men bú huì zài duǒ le |
| [18:29.64] | You are so fired. nǐ de fàn wǎn zá dìng le |
| [18:33.51] | What? They' ll fire you. shén me? nǐ huì bèi jiě pìn |
| [18:35.18] | You can' t date her. It' s against the rules. gēn xué shēng jiāo wǎng shì wéi guī de |
| [18:37.95] | Really? It' s not just frowned upon? zhēn de? bù zhǐ shì shòu zhēng yì? |
| [18:45.55] | I love it at Joey' s! wǒ zuì xǐ huān qiáo yī jiā le |
| [18:51.83] | Nice! Thanks. piào liàng xiè xiè |
| [18:53.39] | So you busy Thursday? nǐ xīng qī sì yǒu shì ma? |
| [18:55.20] | Oh, very funny. Remember? My audition was supposed to be Thursday. zhēn hǎo xiào, bù xiǎo de nǐ jì bù jì de wǒ de shì jìng jiù shì xīng qī sì |
| [19:03.54] | You got me the audition? Let' s hug it up! nǐ bāng wǒ zhēng qǔ dào le? lái bào bào |
| [19:06.71] | Okay, okay! What are you gonna do to me if you get the part? yào shì nǐ rù xuǎn hái dé le |
| [19:13.15] | Hey. Hi. |
| [19:14.52] | Yeah, okay, I need to talk to you. wǒ yǒu shì yào zhǎo nǐ |
| [19:17.32] | I know they said the hair straightener started the fire. wǒ zhī dào tā men shuō zhí fà jiā shì qǐ huǒ diǎn |
| [19:20.85] | But I think I' m partly at fault. dàn wǒ yě yǒu zé rèn |
| [19:23.06] | You see, I didn' t tell you, but... wǒ méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [19:25.86] | I had recently refilled the tissues. wǒ fàng le xīn de wèi shēng zhǐ |
| [19:28.76] | And so, let' s face it, that' s just kindling. nà gè tài róng yì zháo huǒ le |
| [19:31.73] | So I think it' s fair that I stay at Joey' s. suǒ yǐ wǒ yīng gāi lái zhù qiáo yī jiā |
| [19:34.90] | No, no, no, this was my fault. bù, fēi bǐ, dōu shì wǒ bù hǎo |
| [19:37.91] | Besides, I' m fine here. Okay. ér qiě wǒ zài zhè lǐ hǎo de hěn hǎo ba |
| [19:40.74] | Chandler, Monica' s looking for you. Really? qián dé, mó nī kǎ zài zhǎo nǐ shì ō? |
| [19:43.74] | She said something about crumbies. No, no, no! I was so careful. hǎo xiàng gēn bǐng gān xiè yǒu guān bú huì ba, wǒ nà me xiǎo xīn |
| [19:49.85] | You have to switch with me. Monica is driving me crazy. nǐ yí dìng yào gēn wǒ huàn mó nī kǎ kuài bǎ wǒ bī fēng le |
| [19:53.29] | That' s right. All the ladies want to stay at Joey' s. shì de, xiǎo jiě men dōu xiǎng zhù qiáo yī jiā |
| [19:58.93] | No, I don' t want to switch. bú yào, wǒ bù xiǎng huàn |
| [20:01.13] | Please! I can throw wet paper towels here! bài tuō la, wǒ zài zhè lǐ kě yǐ rēng zhǐ jīn |
| [20:03.96] | No, but at Monica' s, you can eat cookies over the sink. zài duì miàn nǐ kě yǐ duì zhe shuǐ cáo chī bǐng gān |
| [20:09.24] | I know. I' m sorry. wǒ zhī dào, duì bù qǐ |
| [20:12.37] | All right, fine. suàn le |
| [20:14.47] | This looks like so much fun. God, what a mess. zhè gè hǎo xiàng hěn hǎo wán, shī dā dā de |
| [20:25.22] | Wow, it actually is in the handbook. xiào guī lǐ zhēn de yǒu |
| [20:28.42] | I can' t date you or have a hot plate in my office. wǒ bù néng hé nǐ yuē huì huò shì zài yán jiū shì fàng diàn cí lú |
| [20:34.63] | I can' t believe we have to stop seeing each other. wǒ men jū rán bù néng zài jiàn miàn le |
| [20:39.33] | For what it' s worth, I did appreciate you standing up for me. bù guò xiè xiè nǐ wèi wǒ tǐng shēn ér chū |
| [20:43.44] | That felt really nice. wǒ hǎo gǎn dòng |
| [20:46.77] | Kind of made me like you even more. wǒ gèng xǐ huān nǐ le |
| [20:49.08] | I know, I know. I really like you too. But we can' t date. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ yě hěn xǐ huān nǐ dàn shì wǒ men bù néng jiāo wǎng |
| [20:53.51] | It' s against the rules. It' s forbidden. xiào guī míng wén jìn zhǐ shī shēng liàn |
| [20:56.95] | Wow. What? zěn me le? |
| [20:59.52] | Just hearing you describe it as " forbidden"... guāng tīng nǐ shuō xiào guī jìn zhǐ |
| [21:03.42] | it' s really hot. jiù jué de hǎo xìng gǎn |
| [21:06.99] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [21:09.30] | Yeah. duì |
| [21:11.60] | Well, I don' t care how hot it is, it' s wrong. bù guǎn yǒu duō xìng gǎn, zhè dōu shì cuò de |
| [21:17.87] | Stop it. No, no. It' s wrong. bié zài shuō le bù, zhè shì cuò de |
| [21:21.94] | It' s naughty. zhè yàng hěn huài |
| [21:24.71] | It' s... zhè shì... |
| [21:26.78] | taboo. jìn jì |
| [21:28.98] | Shut the book. bǎ shū hé qǐ lái |
| [21:32.22] | Hey. Let' s also get a hot plate. zài qù nòng gè diàn cí lú ba |
| [21:40.19] | Hey. |
| [21:41.56] | Hey. |
| [21:42.83] | So? So...? zěn yàng a? zěn yàng? |
| [21:45.63] | It' s Thursday! How was the audition? jīn tiān shì xīng qī sì, shì jìng jié guǒ rú hé |
| [21:48.07] | It' s.. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, what day.. shà? xīng qī yī yì tiān, xīng qī èr èr tiān xīng qī sān sān xiǎo? xīng qī sì |
| [21:54.74] | Oh! |
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