| [00:05.67] | Hi,my name's Chandler. I just moved in next door. 你好，我叫钱德，刚搬到对面 |
| [00:08.90] | Would you like to battle me in a post-apocalyptic world... 想不想跟我在后末日世界 |
| [00:12.07] | for control of the galaxy's last remaining energy source? 争夺银河系仅存的能源？ |
| [00:16.51] | Sure,neighbor! Come on in! 好啊，请进 |
| [00:19.85] | Is Janine around? 吉宁在吗？ |
| [00:21.15] | She's at dance class. 她去上舞蹈课 |
| [00:22.82] | Can I check my room? 我可以看看她的房间吗？ |
| [00:24.25] | Don't go through her stuff. She gets really mad. 可以，但是别翻她的东西 她会发飙 |
| [00:30.93] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [00:32.73] | It's like a guy never lived in here. 一点男人住过的痕迹都没有 |
| [00:36.26] | You gotta be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It's spreading. 小心，这个女性风格很危险 它已经扩散了 |
| [00:40.74] | It is? 是吗？ |
| [00:42.20] | Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch? 这个粉红小抱枕是你的吗？ |
| [00:47.11] | Is that your tiny little box that's too small to put anything in? 那个什么都不能装的小盒子呢 |
| [00:52.28] | Okay, this is not good. You are a guy,okay? 没错，情况很不妙 你是男人，好吗？ |
| [00:55.75] | This is a "guy's" place. 这是个男人的家 |
| [00:57.62] | Soon,you'll be soaking your fingers in stuff. 你一旦失去自觉 就会开始修指甲 |
| [01:03.06] | And your head's gonna be under a big, brown, drying, big, drying.. It's not good. 你会上美容院烘头发… 事情很严重 |
| [01:09.50] | -You're right. I'll talk to her. -Talk to her. Be a man! 你说得对，我会找她谈 找她谈，做个男子汉 |
| [01:13.17] | -I'm a man. -Defend yourself! 我是男子汉 保护你自己 |
| [01:16.50] | We have to hem the new dust ruffle. 钱德，快点，要缝新的除尘布 |
| [01:18.84] | Be right there,sweetums. 我马上过去 |
| [01:22.98] | Totally different situation. 情况完全不同 |
| [01:26.98] | The One With Ross' Teeth 本集播出：“黑人牙膏效果” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:04.55] | Hey,guys. 你们好 |
| [02:05.72] | -How was breakfast with Hillary? -Okay. 跟希拉蕊吃饭吃得怎样？ 还好 |
| [02:07.89] | She's still depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend. 她还是有点为了失恋而沮丧 |
| [02:11.76] | Is this Hillary, your hot assistant chef, Hillary? 就是你的性感二厨希拉蕊吗？ |
| [02:16.23] | The one that stares at me when I come in? 没错 我每次进去都盯着我的那个？ |
| [02:19.17] | The one who looked at you once because you got in her way. 是你挡路而看过你一眼的那个 |
| [02:23.61] | Still, I could tell. She was into me. 我还是看得出来她对我有意思 |
| [02:28.51] | Why don't you set us up? 你帮我们安排一下嘛 |
| [02:30.01] | Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? 你要帮罗斯找对象？ 她有婚纱吗？ |
| [02:36.58] | Come on,I'm serious. 摩妮卡，我是说真的 |
| [02:38.25] | Okay, I'll do it, but as long as you promise you won't marry her. 没问题，只要你保证不娶她 |
| [02:42.52] | Fine,I.. What if she's the one? 好，我… 如果她是我的真爱呢？ |
| [02:47.70] | Man,you have a problem. 你真的有毛病 |
| [02:53.33] | Rachel? 瑞秋 |
| [02:54.54] | I'm making up flyers to try to get new massage clients. 我在做传单找新客人 |
| [02:58.64] | Can I come to Bloomingdale's and use the copier? 我可以去布鲁明戴尔影印吗？ |
| [03:01.44] | Sure, but they might think it's weird since I don't work there anymore. 可以，但他们会觉得奇怪 因为我已经离职了 |
| [03:06.75] | Oh,my God! What happened? 天哪，怎么回事？ |
| [03:09.08] | I got a job at Ralph Lauren. 我跳槽到罗夫罗兰了 |
| [03:11.25] | Well, that's great! Congratulations! 太好了，恭喜你 |
| [03:15.72] | A year ago. 1年了 |
| [03:18.96] | You've lasted all year! Good for you. 你撑了1年，很好 |
| [03:24.13] | You could still use the copier where I actually work. 你还是可以去我现在的公司印 |
| [03:27.74] | But come by at lunch so my boss doesn't see you. 午休时间来，免得我老板看到 |
| [03:30.67] | Kim will freak out. She doesn't like me. 否则金会发飙 她本来就不太喜欢我 |
| [03:33.11] | -I don't think my boss likes me. -I don't think mine likes me. 怪了，我的上司也不喜欢我 我的也是 |
| [03:37.25] | Maybe it's a universal thing. 或许这是共通现象？ |
| [03:39.78] | Maybe because you're all hanging around here at 11:30 on a Wednesday. 又或许现在是上班时间 你们却在这里打混 |
| [03:46.62] | Let's head off to work. 上班去吧 |
| [03:53.80] | -Thank you. -Sure. 谢谢 不客气 |
| [03:55.70] | You will not believe this. 说了你一定不信 |
| [03:57.70] | I was making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in. 我在影印室影印时 罗夫罗兰走了进来 |
| [04:00.80] | Oh,my God. Did you talk to him? 天哪，你有跟他说话吗？ |
| [04:03.04] | A little. He seems really nice. 一点点，他人蛮好的 |
| [04:05.34] | -Good kisser. -What? 吻功超棒 什么 |
| [04:07.84] | What? 什么？ |
| [04:09.78] | -You kissed him? -Totally. 你亲了他？ 没错 |
| [04:12.15] | Phoebe, are you serious? 真的还假的？ 真的 |
| [04:14.55] | He came in and introduced himself. 我在里面，他进来自我介绍 |
| [04:16.88] | The next thing I know, we're making out! 然后我们就亲热了 |
| [04:20.96] | Phoebe,you do know he's married? 菲比，你知道他已婚吧？ 不知道 |
| [04:25.69] | Phoebe. 菲比 |
| [04:26.89] | I'm supposed to ask every guy I make out with if he's married? 难道每次跟男人亲热都要先问 |
| [04:32.03] | No, yeah, I should. 我是该问 |
| [04:46.08] | Hey, Joey. 乔伊 |
| [04:47.72] | Can I talk to you for a second? There's a kid in this picture. 可以跟你谈一下吗？ 照片里这个小孩 |
| [04:51.69] | Do you know this kid? Is it a relative? 你认识么 他是你的亲戚吗？ |
| [04:54.69] | No. I just thought it was cute. 不是，我只是觉得很可爱 |
| [04:56.82] | That's what I was afraid of. Okay.... 我就怕这样，好 |
| [05:00.19] | I really want you to feel at home here,but... 吉宁，我希望你住得愉快 不过... |
| [05:03.26] | some of this new stuff, it's too girlie. 你有些东西太女孩子气了 |
| [05:07.37] | Like what? 像什么？ |
| [05:08.57] | Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don't know. 像这个 不认识的可爱宝宝的图片 |
| [05:12.57] | We can't have that. 我们不能挂这种东西 |
| [05:14.38] | Joey, it's Anne Geddes. She's a famous artist. 那是安吉帝斯，她是名艺术家 |
| [05:17.28] | I don't know this baby. I don't know if she's a famous artist or not. 我不认识这个宝宝 我不知道她是不是名艺术家 |
| [05:23.92] | I don't want to be a jerk, but you're changing too much around here. 我不想刁难你 但你做的改变太多了 |
| [05:28.52] | I'm sorry. I wanted to make the place a little nicer. 对不起 我只是想让家里舒服一点 |
| [05:31.93] | But it's too much stuff. 但是也太多了 |
| [05:33.80] | You know, you got the candles and the "foofy schmoofer" thing here. 你摆了蜡烛和那个什么东西 |
| [05:38.27] | Over here, you got a picture of a watering can. 这里还有一幅花沥的画 |
| [05:42.77] | I just thought.. 我以为… |
| [05:43.97] | I'm sure it's a famous watering can. 我相信这个花沥一定很有名 |
| [05:46.71] | But come on. 但是拜托啦 |
| [05:47.94] | And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom? 浴室那个很烫的棒子是什么？ |
| [05:52.48] | It's a curling iron. 那是整发器 |
| [06:00.82] | Well,that's okay then. 那就没关系 |
| [06:02.72] | Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom... 像我的浴巾，我走进浴室 |
| [06:06.33] | and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. 我的浴巾却不在地板上 |
| [06:11.47] | It's up here on some hook. And it smells different. 而是挂在钩钩上 味道也不一样 |
| [06:15.67] | -It's clean. -It feels different. 它变干净了 摸起来也不一样 |
| [06:18.81] | It's dry. 它变干了 |
| [06:22.44] | All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. 好吧，我可以接受干净的浴巾 |
| [06:26.01] | Also what is with these chips you bought? 还有这些碎片是怎样？ |
| [06:29.08] | It's potpourri. You're supposed to smell it. 不，那是干燥花，是用来闻的 |
| [06:39.69] | Well, that's like summer in a bowl. 好像夏天被放在碗里 |
| [06:53.78] | Kim,hi. 金，你好 |
| [07:00.11] | I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought. 我一直不知道 你对我的行销报告的看法 |
| [07:05.62] | I didn't read it. 我没看 |
| [07:10.79] | The spring line's really gonna be great this year, huh? 今年的春装一定很棒吧？ |
| [07:15.43] | 对 |
| [07:20.50] | I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. 听说罗夫罗兰在影印室 跟某人亲热 |
| [07:26.34] | Tell me everything. 从头说起 |
| [07:31.58] | Hey,guys. 你们好 |
| [07:33.55] | What's up? 怎样啊？ |
| [07:37.55] | You know.... 就是… |
| [07:39.09] | Oh,my God. 我的天哪 |
| [07:41.72] | What happened to your teeth? 你的牙齿怎么了？ |
| [07:43.49] | I whitened them. 我漂白了 |
| [07:47.50] | Really? 是吗？ |
| [07:49.60] | What do you think? 你们觉得呢？ |
| [07:51.67] | I think I shouldn't look directly at them. 我觉得我不该直视它 |
| [07:54.77] | Come on, seriously. 我是说真的 |
| [07:58.84] | -They're really, really, really white. -What was wrong with your old... 也白得太夸张了 你的... |
| [08:03.24] | human teeth? 人类的牙齿呢？ |
| [08:06.11] | I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to. 我的确把漂白胶上得比较久 |
| [08:10.02] | -How much longer? -A day. 久多久？ 1天 |
| [08:14.12] | Tonight is your date with Hillary. 你知道今晚要跟希拉蕊约会吧 |
| [08:16.52] | I know. That's why I did it. Are they really that bad? 知道 所以我才漂白牙齿 真的有那么糟吗？ |
| [08:22.80] | You'll be fine. Hillary's blind, right? 不会，放心好了 希拉蕊是瞎子吧？ |
| [08:26.80] | She will be after tonight. 过了今晚就是了 |
| [08:31.11] | Oh,Rach. Do you notice anything..? 瑞秋，你有没有发现… |
| [08:33.41] | Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. 你的牙齿？我在外面就看到了 |
| [08:37.45] | You guys are never gonna believe this... 说了你们绝对不信 |
| [08:40.72] | but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. 菲比跟罗夫罗兰亲热 |
| [08:45.12] | -What? -Oh,my God! 什么？ 我的天哪 |
| [08:46.65] | She ran into him at my office, and they just made out. 她去我的办公室 然后他们就亲热了 |
| [08:50.32] | The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because... 最扯的是我因此赢得老板欢心 |
| [08:53.46] | it's the best gossip she's heard all year. 她说这是这一整年最棒的八卦 |
| [08:56.16] | I am proud of all my friends today. 我今天真以我的朋友们为荣 |
| [08:59.80] | I can't believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. 菲比居然跟罗夫罗兰亲热 |
| [09:03.14] | I'm so jealous! 真是忌妒死了 |
| [09:06.27] | Hi,I'm Chandler, your live-in boyfriend. 我是钱德，你活生生的男朋友 |
| [09:09.84] | Chandler, please. Come on. 拜托， |
| [09:12.25] | Look at him. 你自己看 |
| [09:13.92] | Well,I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish. 我不是女人 不过他还真秀色可餐 |
| [09:20.45] | Here. 拿去… |
| [09:21.79] | Who's the silver fox? 那个银发老帅哥是谁？ |
| [09:25.13] | That is your make-out buddy. Don't you recognize him? 那是你的亲热对象 你不认得吗？ |
| [09:28.76] | Oh,wait. 等等… |
| [09:30.03] | "Phoebe, I love you. Kiss me, please." 菲比我爱你，吻我 |
| [09:34.17] | That's not Ralph Lauren. It sounds like him,though. 那才不是罗夫罗兰 不过声音有像 |
| [09:38.34] | -What? -Ralph doesn't look like that guy. 什么？ 罗夫跟他一点也不像 |
| [09:41.94] | He's young, and he's got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack.. 他很年轻，长发落腮胡 背个大包包 |
| [09:46.95] | Oh,my God. That's not Ralph Lauren. That's Kenny the copy guy! 天哪，那不是罗夫罗兰 那是影印小弟肯尼 |
| [09:52.15] | What? 什么？ |
| [09:54.02] | I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. 完了，我还跑去告诉我老板 |
| [09:57.22] | If she finds out that I lied to her, she'll hate me even more. Phoebe! 要是她发现我骗她 一定会更讨厌我，菲比 |
| [10:01.70] | Why would the copy guy say he's Ralph Lauren? 那个小弟为什么自称罗夫罗兰 |
| [10:04.47] | To get you to make out with him! 好骗你跟他亲热啊 |
| [10:13.64] | This will make them look less white. 也许这件能压住你的白牙 |
| [10:20.82] | Nope. 不行 |
| [10:22.98] | Colors that don't work are... 好，没有用的颜色有 |
| [10:25.09] | blue,yellow,green,red,black, white,orange and purple. 蓝黄绿红黑白橘和紫 |
| [10:30.39] | Do you wanna try this highlighter again? 要不要再涂一次亮彩液？ |
| [10:34.00] | No,I think it poisoned me a little. 不要，我有点反胃 |
| [10:37.73] | The date starts in an hour. What am I'm gonna do? 离约会只剩1小时 我该怎么办 |
| [10:41.74] | Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so bright. 要是你的肤色白一点 牙齿就不会那么显眼 |
| [10:46.87] | Oh,great! So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you. 太好了，所以我去换肤就行了 谢谢你 |
| [10:52.65] | If we put just a little bit of makeup on you.. 我是说你可以化一点妆 |
| [10:55.58] | Whoa! |
| [10:57.25] | We're not 13 anymore. 我们已经不是13岁了 |
| [11:01.62] | This is the only thing left that has a shot at working. 只剩这个可行的办法 |
| [11:04.79] | Won't she notice I have makeup on? 她不会发现我有化妆吗？ |
| [11:06.93] | Half the guys out there have makeup on. 拜托，半数的男人都有化妆 |
| [11:09.33] | What? 什么？ |
| [11:11.67] | Half the people.. I mean.. Just try it and see. 半数的人，你就试试看嘛 |
| [11:14.87] | I am not putting on makeup. 不要，我死也不化妆 |
| [11:17.81] | Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me? 太好了 罗斯，帮我帖几张传单好吗？ |
| [11:22.11] | No! Demon! Demon! 魔鬼！魔鬼！ |
| [11:30.95] | Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn't waste these pantyhose. 这样抽屉就会香香的 旧裤袜也没浪费 |
| [11:36.06] | God forbid we throw out old underwear. 是啊，扔旧内衣会遭天打雷劈 |
| [11:39.63] | You know what? I'm gonna go over to Joey's. 我要去乔伊那边 |
| [11:42.33] | We've got to organize the wrapping paper. 我们还要整理包装纸抽屉 |
| [11:46.20] | I've really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. 对，但我今天已经够女性化了 |
| [11:49.67] | In fact, we're two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple. 再缝两个香氛袋 我们就要变成女同志了 |
| [11:55.64] | This has been a girlie day. You're right. I'm sorry. 今天的确很女孩子气 你说得对，抱歉 |
| [11:58.65] | I just feel like I need to be in a "guy" place... 不会，我只是想去男人的家 |
| [12:01.48] | do kind of a "man" thing. 做男人做的事 |
| [12:03.58] | You go over to Joey's and... 没错，去乔伊家吧 |
| [12:06.22] | drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall. 去乔伊家喝啤酒槌墙壁 |
| [12:09.99] | When guys hang out, they don't just drink beer and hammer up dry wall. 男人并非只会喝酒槌墙壁 |
| [12:13.93] | When girls hang out,we don't have pillow fights in our underwear. 女生也不会穿内衣打枕头仗 |
| [12:19.90] | I'm sorry. We do. 对不起，我们会 |
| [12:22.00] | I don't know why I said that. 我不知道为什么说不会 |
| [12:28.08] | Hey,Chandler. 钱德 |
| [12:30.68] | Come on in. We're knitting potholders. 进来，我们在织隔热手套 |
| [12:35.02] | No,thanks,Josephine. 不了，乔瑟芬 |
| [12:40.89] | Ross,I was wondering if.. 罗斯，我想说… |
| [12:46.63] | Oh,my God! Where are all the men? 天哪，男人都死哪去了？ |
| [13:00.74] | -Hi,Kim. -Hi,Rachel. 金 瑞秋 |
| [13:03.94] | Remember what happened yesterday? Well,it didn't happen. 记得我昨天说的事吗？ 其实没那回事 |
| [13:08.22] | You didn't cancel the fabric order? 你没有取消台湾的布料订单？ |
| [13:11.72] | Okay,two things didn't happen. 好，有两件事没那回事 |
| [13:14.29] | Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren? 我不是说有人在影印室 跟罗夫罗兰亲热？ |
| [13:17.42] | Well,it turns out that's not true. 结果是假的 |
| [13:20.13] | It's not true? That's interesting. 是假的？那就好玩了 |
| [13:22.40] | Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copier... 因为我去查过 昨天午休时间... |
| [13:27.13] | yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you. 刷卡进影印室的 只有你一个 |
| [13:31.47] | You think I made out with him? 不…天哪，你以为我跟他亲热 |
| [13:33.27] | Listen to me... 听着 |
| [13:34.51] | sleeping with Ralph is not gonna get you my job. 要是你以为跟罗夫上床 就能坐上我的位子，你就错了 |
| [13:38.65] | I don't want your job. I don't. 我不想坐你的位子，真的 |
| [13:41.15] | This is a mistake. I didn't make out with him. 这真是天大的误会 我没跟他亲热， |
| [13:43.68] | Nobody made out with him. I didn't use my keycard yesterday. 没人跟他亲热 我昨天没用我的卡 |
| [13:47.82] | I don't even know how to use my keycard. 我连刷卡都不会 |
| [13:52.13] | -Hi,Ralph. -Hi,Kim. 罗夫 金 |
| [14:13.28] | Yeah. Nothing happened. 是啊，没跟他亲热 |
| [14:14.85] | You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife. 刚才的情欲张力一触即发 |
| [14:24.99] | After that, what could I do except become a chef? 之后我也只能去当厨师 |
| [14:29.66] | Soon,I hope to open my own restaurant. 我将来想自己开餐厅 |
| [14:35.10] | You're a really great listener. 你很善于倾听 |
| [14:37.61] | Most guys I go out with, they talk and talk. 我交往过的男人多半讲个不停 |
| [14:43.34] | It's like, "Shut your mouth." You know? 听到后来真想叫他们闭嘴 |
| [14:48.82] | I've been talking too much. Why don't we talk about you? 我说太多了，来聊聊你吧 |
| [14:54.86] | Come on,I want to know. 说嘛，我想知道 |
| [15:00.03] | Okay. I'm from Long lsland. 好，我是长岛人 |
| [15:02.83] | I came to the city for college. 来纽约念书 |
| [15:06.70] | I have a 5-year-old son, and in my spare time... 我有个5岁的儿子 平常... |
| [15:10.77] | I like to read spy novels. But let's talk more about you. 喜欢看看谍报小说 再来聊聊你吧 |
| [15:19.65] | If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan... 很棒的是如果先把花茎底部 在平底锅上烤一下 |
| [15:24.32] | your arrangement will look fresh much longer. 花就能开得更久 |
| [15:27.86] | Joey, that is such a great tip! 好棒的小秘诀 |
| [15:31.46] | Monica, I need to talk to the girl with the flowers. 摩妮卡，请你出去一下 我有事找那位插花的女士 |
| [15:36.96] | Okay, but I'm gonna teach you how to make a bird feeder... 乔伊，你待会过来，我教你 |
| [15:40.57] | out of a pine cone and some peanut butter. 用松果和花生酱做喂鸟器 |
| [15:44.37] | I love birds. 我最喜欢鸟了 |
| [15:47.81] | What is the matter with you? 你是怎么搞的？ |
| [15:50.48] | -What? -You're arranging flowers! 什么？ 你在插花 |
| [15:53.75] | You got dead flowers! 你放枯掉的花 |
| [15:56.02] | You've got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! 你挂扮成一朵花的宝宝照片 |
| [16:00.92] | This is not Joey! 这不是乔伊 |
| [16:02.26] | Look,I am still Joey, okay? 我还是乔伊，好吗 |
| [16:05.59] | Flowers,they're just nice to look at. 花只不过是很好看 |
| [16:08.70] | And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby. 那是一个名摄影师照的 宝宝也很有名 |
| [16:14.27] | You're turning into a woman. 你正在变成女人 |
| [16:16.74] | No,I'm not. 我没有 |
| [16:18.51] | Why would you say that? That's just mean. 你怎么这么说？ 好恶劣喔 |
| [16:23.34] | Now I've upset you? What did I say? 我惹你生气了？我说了什么？ |
| [16:26.18] | It's not what you said. It's the way you said it. 不是你说了什么，是你的口气 |
| [16:29.88] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [16:31.29] | I'm a woman! 我是女人 |
| [16:39.89] | So now she thinks that I made out with him to get her job. 现在她觉得我跟他上床 好把她踢下去 |
| [16:43.96] | -Why didn't you just tell the truth? -I did. 你怎么不跟她说实话？ 我说了 |
| [16:46.77] | She doesn't think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren. 但是她觉得不会有人蠢到 把影印小弟当成罗夫罗兰 |
| [16:53.07] | What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? 如果肯尼才是公司的首脑呢？ |
| [16:56.91] | What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man,huh? 搞不好罗夫罗兰只是个门面 |
| [17:00.95] | Did she ever think of that? 她想过吗？ |
| [17:06.92] | You were with Kenny today. 你今天跟肯尼约会了吧？ |
| [17:09.06] | Just for a second. 只有一下下 |
| [17:12.06] | Phoebe, what am I gonna do? 菲比，我该怎么办？ |
| [17:15.16] | The only thing you can do. Sleep with him. 你只好跟罗夫罗兰上床了 |
| [17:19.07] | I'm not gonna sleep with him. I mean, I could, but I wouldn't. 我才不跟罗夫罗兰上床 我可以，但是我不会 |
| [17:25.51] | Sleep with Kenny. 跟肯尼上床 |
| [17:30.58] | -That wouldn't help me. -Oh,yes,it would. 那样对我也没好处 好处可大了 |
| [17:36.98] | I've had a really good time tonight. 今晚真的很开心 |
| [17:39.32] | I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date. 我很少第一次约会 就这么心有灵犀 |
| [17:45.29] | Me neither. 我也是 |
| [17:48.46] | I've had a really good time too, you know. 我也很开心 |
| [17:53.43] | Are you gonna eat that bread? 你要吃那块面包吗？ |
| [17:56.27] | I just like the smell. 我只是喜欢闻 |
| [18:02.18] | You make me laugh. 你好好笑 |
| [18:05.65] | Would you like to move to the couch? 要不要去沙发上坐？ |
| [18:13.72] | Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a little? 我把灯光调暗一点好了 |
| [18:17.19] | How about all the way? 干脆关灯如何？ |
| [18:19.69] | Okay. 好 |
| [18:28.07] | Wow,cool poster. 好酷的海报 |
| [18:30.04] | Or should I say, "groovy poster"? 还是要说好抢眼的海报 |
| [18:35.14] | So... |
| [18:37.85] | where were we? 刚才聊到哪里？ |
| [18:44.22] | Are those your teeth? 那是你的牙齿吗？ |
| [18:49.19] | You can see them,huh? 你看得见是吧？ |
| [18:51.86] | Yes. They're insanely white. 对，白得很吓人 |
| [18:55.10] | I did that for you. 我特地为你漂白的 |
| [18:58.93] | What's the matter with you? 你有毛病吗？ |
| [19:01.34] | What's the matter with me? You've got a black light. It's 1999! 我有毛病？你还装黑光灯 都1999年了 |
| [19:13.75] | Oh,good. Kim,hi. 太好了，金 |
| [19:15.88] | Hi,Rachel. I wanted to ask you,have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? 瑞秋，我一直想问你 你看过新的罗夫罗兰床单吗？ |
| [19:20.92] | What am I thinking? Of course you have. 我在想什么，你当然看过 |
| [19:24.46] | Okay,look. 好 |
| [19:26.03] | I'm sorry that I lied to you before. 很抱歉之前对你说谎 |
| [19:28.53] | You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we're not anymore. 你猜得没错 罗夫和我交往过 但已经结束了 |
| [19:33.43] | Oh,really? 是吗？ |
| [19:34.97] | Yeah,he dumped me. 对，他甩了我 |
| [19:38.27] | He said, "Rachel, I can't do this. 他说“瑞秋，我不能这样” |
| [19:42.11] | Even though you're a very,very... “虽然你真的... |
| [19:45.48] | very beautiful woman... 很美很美” |
| [19:48.22] | I can't do this. I'm married and I'm sorry." “我不能这样” “我有家室，对不起” |
| [19:51.89] | But he said, "And you will never get promoted... 然后不知为何他又说 “你永远也不会升职” |
| [19:55.32] | especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog... “尤其不可能高过金” “她是罗夫罗兰体系” |
| [19:59.56] | in the Ralph Lauren machine." “不可或缺的重要人物” |
| [20:03.80] | You expect me to believe.. 你以为我会相信… |
| [20:07.50] | -Hi,Ralph. -Hi,Kim. 罗夫 金 |
| [20:27.99] | Oh,my God. 天哪 |
| [20:29.96] | He gave you the coldest look I've ever seen. It's like he hates you! 他看你的眼神好冷酷 仿佛对你恨之入骨 |
| [20:35.33] | Then it is true! 所以是真的罗 |
| [20:38.17] | Of course it's true. And it hurts so bad. 当然是真的，我好难过 |
| [20:43.47] | Oh,honey,come here. 过来， |
| [20:45.87] | Oh,it'll be okay. 你会没事的 |
| [20:48.81] | We've all been there. 大家都一样 |
| [20:54.45] | You and Ralph? 你和罗夫？ |
| [20:57.55] | Kenny the copy boy. 影印小弟肯尼 |
| [21:05.93] | “献给盖儿约瑟夫” |
| [21:13.20] | -I need to talk to you. -What's the matter? You upset? 我有事要说 怎么了？你心情不好？ |
| [21:16.77] | Would you like me to get a pint of ice cream and two spoons? 要不要分一桶冰淇淋？ |
| [21:20.24] | No,no,no ice cream. Look.... 不…不要冰淇淋 |
| [21:24.21] | We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. 我很抱歉 我们得把这些女生的东西扔掉 |
| [21:26.68] | I gotta be a man! 我得当个男人 |
| [21:29.35] | The living room has to remain a guy place,okay? 客厅必须维持男人的风格 |
| [21:33.15] | That's the way it has to be. 就是这样 |
| [21:35.09] | I'll just put it all in my room. 既然如此，我就拿回我房里 |
| [21:37.92] | Good. Great. 好 很好 |
| [21:39.86] | Thanks for being so understanding. 谢谢你的谅解 |
| [21:42.60] | I didn't want to make a big deal out of this. 我不想搞得很难看 |
| [21:46.67] | But you could put the picture of the famous baby in my room. 宝宝的照片可以挂在我房里 |
| [21:50.24] | I mean,if you want to. 如果你要的话 |
| [21:54.34] | Okay. 好 |
| [21:55.58] | And maybe the watering can there. 花沥的画也可以 |
| [21:58.45] | Sure. 好 |
| [21:59.68] | And a couple of these little tiny boxes. 还有一两个小盒子 |
| [22:03.62] | Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room? 乔伊，要不要都放到你房里？ |
| [22:07.02] | Okay. 好吧 |
| [00:05.67] | Hi, my name' s Chandler. I just moved in next door. ni hao, wo jiao qian de, gang ban dao dui mian |
| [00:08.90] | Would you like to battle me in a postapocalyptic world... xiang bu xiang gen wo zai hou mo ri shi jie |
| [00:12.07] | for control of the galaxy' s last remaining energy source? zheng duo yin he xi jin cun de neng yuan? |
| [00:16.51] | Sure, neighbor! Come on in! hao a, qing jin |
| [00:19.85] | Is Janine around? ji ning zai ma? |
| [00:21.15] | She' s at dance class. ta qu shang wu dao ke |
| [00:22.82] | Can I check my room? wo ke yi kan kan ta de fang jian ma? |
| [00:24.25] | Don' t go through her stuff. She gets really mad. ke yi, dan shi bie fan ta de dong xi ta hui fa biao |
| [00:30.93] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [00:32.73] | It' s like a guy never lived in here. yi dian nan ren zhu guo de hen ji dou mei you |
| [00:36.26] | You gotta be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It' s spreading. xiao xin, zhe ge nv xing feng ge hen wei xian ta yi jing kuo san le |
| [00:40.74] | It is? shi ma? |
| [00:42.20] | Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch? zhe ge fen hong xiao bao zhen shi ni de ma? |
| [00:47.11] | Is that your tiny little box that' s too small to put anything in? na ge shen me dou bu neng zhuang de xiao he zi ne |
| [00:52.28] | Okay, this is not good. You are a guy, okay? mei cuo, qing kuang hen bu miao ni shi nan ren, hao ma? |
| [00:55.75] | This is a " guy' s" place. zhe shi ge nan ren de jia |
| [00:57.62] | Soon, you' ll be soaking your fingers in stuff. ni yi dan shi qu zi jue jiu hui kai shi xiu zhi jia |
| [01:03.06] | And your head' s gonna be under a big, brown, drying, big, drying.. It' s not good. ni hui shang mei rong yuan hong tou fa shi qing hen yan zhong |
| [01:09.50] | You' re right. I' ll talk to her. Talk to her. Be a man! ni shuo de dui, wo hui zhao ta tan zhao ta tan, zuo ge nan zi han |
| [01:13.17] | I' m a man. Defend yourself! wo shi nan zi han bao hu ni zi ji |
| [01:16.50] | We have to hem the new dust ruffle. qian de, kuai dian, yao feng xin de chu chen bu |
| [01:18.84] | Be right there, sweetums. wo ma shang guo qu |
| [01:22.98] | Totally different situation. qing kuang wan quan bu tong |
| [01:26.98] | The One With Ross' Teeth ben ji bo chu:" hei ren ya gao xiao guo" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:04.55] | Hey, guys. ni men hao |
| [02:05.72] | How was breakfast with Hillary? Okay. gen xi la rui chi fan chi de zen yang? hai hao |
| [02:07.89] | She' s still depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend. ta hai shi you dian wei le shi lian er ju sang |
| [02:11.76] | Is this Hillary, your hot assistant chef, Hillary? jiu shi ni de xing gan er chu xi la rui ma? |
| [02:16.23] | The one that stares at me when I come in? mei cuo wo mei ci jin qu dou ding zhe wo de na ge? |
| [02:19.17] | The one who looked at you once because you got in her way. shi ni dang lu er kan guo ni yi yan de na ge |
| [02:23.61] | Still, I could tell. She was into me. wo hai shi kan de chu lai ta dui wo you yi si |
| [02:28.51] | Why don' t you set us up? ni bang wo men an pai yi xia ma |
| [02:30.01] | Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? ni yao bang luo si zhao dui xiang? ta you hun sha ma? |
| [02:36.58] | Come on, I' m serious. mo ni ka, wo shi shuo zhen de |
| [02:38.25] | Okay, I' ll do it, but as long as you promise you won' t marry her. mei wen ti, zhi yao ni bao zheng bu qu ta |
| [02:42.52] | Fine, I.. What if she' s the one? hao, wo ru guo ta shi wo di zhen ai ne? |
| [02:47.70] | Man, you have a problem. ni zhen de you mao bing |
| [02:53.33] | Rachel? rui qiu |
| [02:54.54] | I' m making up flyers to try to get new massage clients. wo zai zuo chuan dan zhao xin ke ren |
| [02:58.64] | Can I come to Bloomingdale' s and use the copier? wo ke yi qu bu lu ming dai er ying yin ma? |
| [03:01.44] | Sure, but they might think it' s weird since I don' t work there anymore. ke yi, dan ta men hui jue de qi guai yin wei wo yi jing li zhi le |
| [03:06.75] | Oh, my God! What happened? tian na, zen me hui shi? |
| [03:09.08] | I got a job at Ralph Lauren. wo tiao cao dao luo fu luo lan le |
| [03:11.25] | Well, that' s great! Congratulations! tai hao le, gong xi ni |
| [03:15.72] | A year ago. 1 nian le |
| [03:18.96] | You' ve lasted all year! Good for you. ni cheng le 1 nian, hen hao |
| [03:24.13] | You could still use the copier where I actually work. ni hai shi ke yi qu wo xian zai de gong si yin |
| [03:27.74] | But come by at lunch so my boss doesn' t see you. wu xiu shi jian lai, mian de wo lao ban kan dao |
| [03:30.67] | Kim will freak out. She doesn' t like me. fou ze jin hui fa biao ta ben lai jiu bu tai xi huan wo |
| [03:33.11] | I don' t think my boss likes me. I don' t think mine likes me. guai le, wo de shang si ye bu xi huan wo wo de ye shi |
| [03:37.25] | Maybe it' s a universal thing. huo xu zhe shi gong tong xian xiang? |
| [03:39.78] | Maybe because you' re all hanging around here at 11: 30 on a Wednesday. you huo xu xian zai shi shang ban shi jian ni men que zai zhe li da hun |
| [03:46.62] | Let' s head off to work. shang ban qu ba |
| [03:53.80] | Thank you. Sure. xie xie bu ke qi |
| [03:55.70] | You will not believe this. shuo le ni yi ding bu xin |
| [03:57.70] | I was making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in. wo zai ying yin shi ying yin shi luo fu luo lan zou le jin lai |
| [04:00.80] | Oh, my God. Did you talk to him? tian na, ni you gen ta shuo hua ma? |
| [04:03.04] | A little. He seems really nice. yi dian dian, ta ren man hao de |
| [04:05.34] | Good kisser. What? wen gong chao bang shen me |
| [04:07.84] | What? shen me? |
| [04:09.78] | You kissed him? Totally. ni qin le ta? mei cuo |
| [04:12.15] | Phoebe, are you serious? zhen de hai jia de? zhen de |
| [04:14.55] | He came in and introduced himself. wo zai li mian, ta jin lai zi wo jie shao |
| [04:16.88] | The next thing I know, we' re making out! ran hou wo men jiu qin re le |
| [04:20.96] | Phoebe, you do know he' s married? fei bi, ni zhi dao ta yi hun ba? bu zhi dao |
| [04:25.69] | Phoebe. fei bi |
| [04:26.89] | I' m supposed to ask every guy I make out with if he' s married? nan dao mei ci gen nan ren qin re dou yao xian wen |
| [04:32.03] | No, yeah, I should. wo shi gai wen |
| [04:46.08] | Hey, Joey. qiao yi |
| [04:47.72] | Can I talk to you for a second? There' s a kid in this picture. ke yi gen ni tan yi xia ma? zhao pian li zhe ge xiao hai |
| [04:51.69] | Do you know this kid? Is it a relative? ni ren shi me ta shi ni de qin qi ma? |
| [04:54.69] | No. I just thought it was cute. bu shi, wo zhi shi jue de hen ke ai |
| [04:56.82] | That' s what I was afraid of. Okay.... wo jiu pa zhe yang, hao |
| [05:00.19] | I really want you to feel at home here, but... ji ning, wo xi wang ni zhu de yu kuai bu guo... |
| [05:03.26] | some of this new stuff, it' s too girlie. ni you xie dong xi tai nv hai zi qi le |
| [05:07.37] | Like what? xiang shen me? |
| [05:08.57] | Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don' t know. xiang zhe ge bu ren shi de ke ai bao bao de tu pian |
| [05:12.57] | We can' t have that. wo men bu neng gua zhe zhong dong xi |
| [05:14.38] | Joey, it' s Anne Geddes. She' s a famous artist. na shi an ji di si, ta shi ming yi shu jia |
| [05:17.28] | I don' t know this baby. I don' t know if she' s a famous artist or not. wo bu ren shi zhe ge bao bao wo bu zhi dao ta shi bu shi ming yi shu jia |
| [05:23.92] | I don' t want to be a jerk, but you' re changing too much around here. wo bu xiang diao nan ni dan ni zuo de gai bian tai duo le |
| [05:28.52] | I' m sorry. I wanted to make the place a little nicer. dui bu qi wo zhi shi xiang rang jia li shu fu yi dian |
| [05:31.93] | But it' s too much stuff. dan shi ye tai duo le |
| [05:33.80] | You know, you got the candles and the " foofy schmoofer" thing here. ni bai le la zhu he na ge shen me dong xi |
| [05:38.27] | Over here, you got a picture of a watering can. zhe li hai you yi fu hua li de hua |
| [05:42.77] | I just thought.. wo yi wei |
| [05:43.97] | I' m sure it' s a famous watering can. wo xiang xin zhe ge hua li yi ding hen you ming |
| [05:46.71] | But come on. dan shi bai tuo la |
| [05:47.94] | And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom? yu shi na ge hen tang de bang zi shi shen me? |
| [05:52.48] | It' s a curling iron. na shi zheng fa qi |
| [06:00.82] | Well, that' s okay then. na jiu mei guan xi |
| [06:02.72] | Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom... xiang wo de yu jin, wo zou jin yu shi |
| [06:06.33] | and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. wo de yu jin que bu zai di ban shang |
| [06:11.47] | It' s up here on some hook. And it smells different. er shi gua zai gou gou shang wei dao ye bu yi yang |
| [06:15.67] | It' s clean. It feels different. ta bian gan jing le mo qi lai ye bu yi yang |
| [06:18.81] | It' s dry. ta bian gan le |
| [06:22.44] | All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. hao ba, wo ke yi jie shou gan jing de yu jin |
| [06:26.01] | Also what is with these chips you bought? hai you zhei xie sui pian shi zen yang? |
| [06:29.08] | It' s potpourri. You' re supposed to smell it. bu, na shi gan zao hua, shi yong lai wen de |
| [06:39.69] | Well, that' s like summer in a bowl. hao xiang xia tian bei fang zai wan li |
| [06:53.78] | Kim, hi. jin, ni hao |
| [07:00.11] | I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought. wo yi zhi bu zhi dao ni dui wo de xing xiao bao gao de kan fa |
| [07:05.62] | I didn' t read it. wo mei kan |
| [07:10.79] | The spring line' s really gonna be great this year, huh? jin nian de chun zhuang yi ding hen bang ba? |
| [07:15.43] | dui |
| [07:20.50] | I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. ting shuo luo fu luo lan zai ying yin shi gen mou ren qin re |
| [07:26.34] | Tell me everything. cong tou shuo qi |
| [07:31.58] | Hey, guys. ni men hao |
| [07:33.55] | What' s up? zen yang a? |
| [07:37.55] | You know.... jiu shi |
| [07:39.09] | Oh, my God. wo de tian na |
| [07:41.72] | What happened to your teeth? ni de ya chi zen me le? |
| [07:43.49] | I whitened them. wo piao bai le |
| [07:47.50] | Really? shi ma? |
| [07:49.60] | What do you think? ni men jue de ne? |
| [07:51.67] | I think I shouldn' t look directly at them. wo jue de wo bu gai zhi shi ta |
| [07:54.77] | Come on, seriously. wo shi shuo zhen de |
| [07:58.84] | They' re really, really, really white. What was wrong with your old... ye bai de tai kua zhang le ni de... |
| [08:03.24] | human teeth? ren lei de ya chi ne? |
| [08:06.11] | I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to. wo di que ba piao bai jiao shang de bi jiao jiu |
| [08:10.02] | How much longer? A day. jiu duo jiu? 1 tian |
| [08:14.12] | Tonight is your date with Hillary. ni zhi dao jin wan yao gen xi la rui yue hui ba |
| [08:16.52] | I know. That' s why I did it. Are they really that bad? zhi dao suo yi wo cai piao bai ya chi zhen de you na me zao ma? |
| [08:22.80] | You' ll be fine. Hillary' s blind, right? bu hui, fang xin hao le xi la rui shi xia zi ba? |
| [08:26.80] | She will be after tonight. guo le jin wan jiu shi le |
| [08:31.11] | Oh, Rach. Do you notice anything..? rui qiu, ni you mei you fa xian |
| [08:33.41] | Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. ni de ya chi? wo zai wai mian jiu kan dao le |
| [08:37.45] | You guys are never gonna believe this... shuo le ni men jue dui bu xin |
| [08:40.72] | but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. fei bi gen luo fu luo lan qin re |
| [08:45.12] | What? Oh, my God! shen me? wo de tian na |
| [08:46.65] | She ran into him at my office, and they just made out. ta qu wo de ban gong shi ran hou ta men jiu qin re le |
| [08:50.32] | The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because... zui che de shi wo yin ci ying de lao ban huan xin |
| [08:53.46] | it' s the best gossip she' s heard all year. ta shuo zhe shi zhe yi zheng nian zui bang de ba gua |
| [08:56.16] | I am proud of all my friends today. wo jin tian zhen yi wo de peng you men wei rong |
| [08:59.80] | I can' t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. fei bi ju ran gen luo fu luo lan qin re |
| [09:03.14] | I' m so jealous! zhen shi ji du si le |
| [09:06.27] | Hi, I' m Chandler, your livein boyfriend. wo shi qian de, ni huo sheng sheng de nan peng you |
| [09:09.84] | Chandler, please. Come on. bai tuo, |
| [09:12.25] | Look at him. ni zi ji kan |
| [09:13.92] | Well, I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish. wo bu shi nv ren bu guo ta hai zhen xiu se ke can |
| [09:20.45] | Here. na qu |
| [09:21.79] | Who' s the silver fox? na ge yin fa lao shuai ge shi shui? |
| [09:25.13] | That is your makeout buddy. Don' t you recognize him? na shi ni de qin re dui xiang ni bu ren de ma? |
| [09:28.76] | Oh, wait. deng deng |
| [09:30.03] | " Phoebe, I love you. Kiss me, please." fei bi wo ai ni, wen wo |
| [09:34.17] | That' s not Ralph Lauren. It sounds like him, though. na cai bu shi luo fu luo lan bu guo sheng yin you xiang |
| [09:38.34] | What? Ralph doesn' t look like that guy. shen me? luo fu gen ta yi dian ye bu xiang |
| [09:41.94] | He' s young, and he' s got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack.. ta hen nian qing, chang fa luo sai hu bei ge da bao bao |
| [09:46.95] | Oh, my God. That' s not Ralph Lauren. That' s Kenny the copy guy! tian na, na bu shi luo fu luo lan na shi ying yin xiao di ken ni |
| [09:52.15] | What? shen me? |
| [09:54.02] | I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. wan le, wo hai pao qu gao su wo lao ban |
| [09:57.22] | If she finds out that I lied to her, she' ll hate me even more. Phoebe! yao shi ta fa xian wo pian ta yi ding hui geng tao yan wo, fei bi |
| [10:01.70] | Why would the copy guy say he' s Ralph Lauren? na ge xiao di wei shi me zi cheng luo fu luo lan |
| [10:04.47] | To get you to make out with him! hao pian ni gen ta qin re a |
| [10:13.64] | This will make them look less white. ye xu zhe jian neng ya zhu ni de bai ya |
| [10:20.82] | Nope. bu xing |
| [10:22.98] | Colors that don' t work are... hao, mei you yong de yan se you |
| [10:25.09] | blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple. lan huang lv hong hei bai ju he zi |
| [10:30.39] | Do you wanna try this highlighter again? yao bu yao zai tu yi ci liang cai ye? |
| [10:34.00] | No, I think it poisoned me a little. bu yao, wo you dian fan wei |
| [10:37.73] | The date starts in an hour. What am I' m gonna do? li yue hui zhi sheng 1 xiao shi wo gai zen me ban |
| [10:41.74] | Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn' t look so bright. yao shi ni de fu se bai yi dian ya chi jiu bu hui na me xian yan |
| [10:46.87] | Oh, great! So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you. tai hao le, suo yi wo qu huan fu jiu xing le xie xie ni |
| [10:52.65] | If we put just a little bit of makeup on you.. wo shi shuo ni ke yi hua yi dian zhuang |
| [10:55.58] | Whoa! |
| [10:57.25] | We' re not 13 anymore. wo men yi jing bu shi 13 sui le |
| [11:01.62] | This is the only thing left that has a shot at working. zhi sheng zhe ge ke xing de ban fa |
| [11:04.79] | Won' t she notice I have makeup on? ta bu hui fa xian wo you hua zhuang ma? |
| [11:06.93] | Half the guys out there have makeup on. bai tuo, ban shu de nan ren dou you hua zhuang |
| [11:09.33] | What? shen me? |
| [11:11.67] | Half the people.. I mean.. Just try it and see. ban shu de ren, ni jiu shi shi kan ma |
| [11:14.87] | I am not putting on makeup. bu yao, wo si ye bu hua zhuang |
| [11:17.81] | Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me? tai hao le luo si, bang wo tie ji zhang chuan dan hao ma? |
| [11:22.11] | No! Demon! Demon! mo gui! mo gui! |
| [11:30.95] | Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn' t waste these pantyhose. zhe yang chou ti jiu hui xiang xiang de jiu ku wa ye mei lang fei |
| [11:36.06] | God forbid we throw out old underwear. shi a, reng jiu nei yi hui zao tian da lei pi |
| [11:39.63] | You know what? I' m gonna go over to Joey' s. wo yao qu qiao yi na bian |
| [11:42.33] | We' ve got to organize the wrapping paper. wo men hai yao zheng li bao zhuang zhi chou ti |
| [11:46.20] | I' ve really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. dui, dan wo jin tian yi jing gou nv xing hua le |
| [11:49.67] | In fact, we' re two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple. zai feng liang ge xiang fen dai wo men jiu yao bian cheng nv tong zhi le |
| [11:55.64] | This has been a girlie day. You' re right. I' m sorry. jin tian di que hen nv hai zi qi ni shuo de dui, bao qian |
| [11:58.65] | I just feel like I need to be in a " guy" place... bu hui, wo zhi shi xiang qu nan ren de jia |
| [12:01.48] | do kind of a " man" thing. zuo nan ren zuo de shi |
| [12:03.58] | You go over to Joey' s and... mei cuo, qu qiao yi jia ba |
| [12:06.22] | drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall. qu qiao yi jia he pi jiu chui qiang bi |
| [12:09.99] | When guys hang out, they don' t just drink beer and hammer up dry wall. nan ren bing fei zhi hui he jiu chui qiang bi |
| [12:13.93] | When girls hang out, we don' t have pillow fights in our underwear. nv sheng ye bu hui chuan nei yi da zhen tou zhang |
| [12:19.90] | I' m sorry. We do. dui bu qi, wo men hui |
| [12:22.00] | I don' t know why I said that. wo bu zhi dao wei shi me shuo bu hui |
| [12:28.08] | Hey, Chandler. qian de |
| [12:30.68] | Come on in. We' re knitting potholders. jin lai, wo men zai zhi ge re shou tao |
| [12:35.02] | No, thanks, Josephine. bu liao, qiao se fen |
| [12:40.89] | Ross, I was wondering if.. luo si, wo xiang shuo |
| [12:46.63] | Oh, my God! Where are all the men? tian na, nan ren dou si na qu le? |
| [13:00.74] | Hi, Kim. Hi, Rachel. jin rui qiu |
| [13:03.94] | Remember what happened yesterday? Well, it didn' t happen. ji de wo zuo tian shuo de shi ma? qi shi mei na hui shi |
| [13:08.22] | You didn' t cancel the fabric order? ni mei you qu xiao tai wan de bu liao ding dan? |
| [13:11.72] | Okay, two things didn' t happen. hao, you liang jian shi mei na hui shi |
| [13:14.29] | Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren? wo bu shi shuo you ren zai ying yin shi gen luo fu luo lan qin re? |
| [13:17.42] | Well, it turns out that' s not true. jie guo shi jia de |
| [13:20.13] | It' s not true? That' s interesting. shi jia de? na jiu hao wan le |
| [13:22.40] | Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copier... yin wei wo qu cha guo zuo tian wu xiu shi jian... |
| [13:27.13] | yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you. shua ka jin ying yin shi de zhi you ni yi ge |
| [13:31.47] | You think I made out with him? bu tian na, ni yi wei wo gen ta qin re |
| [13:33.27] | Listen to me... ting zhe |
| [13:34.51] | sleeping with Ralph is not gonna get you my job. yao shi ni yi wei gen luo fu shang chuang jiu neng zuo shang wo de wei zi, ni jiu cuo le |
| [13:38.65] | I don' t want your job. I don' t. wo bu xiang zuo ni de wei zi, zhen de |
| [13:41.15] | This is a mistake. I didn' t make out with him. zhe zhen shi tian da de wu hui wo mei gen ta qin re, |
| [13:43.68] | Nobody made out with him. I didn' t use my keycard yesterday. mei ren gen ta qin re wo zuo tian mei yong wo di ka |
| [13:47.82] | I don' t even know how to use my keycard. wo lian shua ka dou bu hui |
| [13:52.13] | Hi, Ralph. Hi, Kim. luo fu jin |
| [14:13.28] | Yeah. Nothing happened. shi a, mei gen ta qin re |
| [14:14.85] | You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife. gang cai de qing yu zhang li yi chu ji fa |
| [14:24.99] | After that, what could I do except become a chef? zhi hou wo ye zhi neng qu dang chu shi |
| [14:29.66] | Soon, I hope to open my own restaurant. wo jiang lai xiang zi ji kai can ting |
| [14:35.10] | You' re a really great listener. ni hen shan yu qing ting |
| [14:37.61] | Most guys I go out with, they talk and talk. wo jiao wang guo de nan ren duo ban jiang ge bu ting |
| [14:43.34] | It' s like, " Shut your mouth." You know? ting dao hou lai zhen xiang jiao ta men bi zui |
| [14:48.82] | I' ve been talking too much. Why don' t we talk about you? wo shuo tai duo le, lai liao liao ni ba |
| [14:54.86] | Come on, I want to know. shuo ma, wo xiang zhi dao |
| [15:00.03] | Okay. I' m from Long lsland. hao, wo shi chang dao ren |
| [15:02.83] | I came to the city for college. lai niu yue nian shu |
| [15:06.70] | I have a 5yearold son, and in my spare time... wo you ge 5 sui de er zi ping chang... |
| [15:10.77] | I like to read spy novels. But let' s talk more about you. xi huan kan kan die bao xiao shuo zai lai liao liao ni ba |
| [15:19.65] | If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan... hen bang de shi ru guo xian ba hua jing di bu zai ping di guo shang kao yi xia |
| [15:24.32] | your arrangement will look fresh much longer. hua jiu neng kai de geng jiu |
| [15:27.86] | Joey, that is such a great tip! hao bang de xiao mi jue |
| [15:31.46] | Monica, I need to talk to the girl with the flowers. mo ni ka, qing ni chu qu yi xia wo you shi zhao na wei cha hua de nv shi |
| [15:36.96] | Okay, but I' m gonna teach you how to make a bird feeder... qiao yi, ni dai hui guo lai, wo jiao ni |
| [15:40.57] | out of a pine cone and some peanut butter. yong song guo he hua sheng jiang zuo wei niao qi |
| [15:44.37] | I love birds. wo zui xi huan niao le |
| [15:47.81] | What is the matter with you? ni shi zen me gao de? |
| [15:50.48] | What? You' re arranging flowers! shen me? ni zai cha hua |
| [15:53.75] | You got dead flowers! ni fang ku diao de hua |
| [15:56.02] | You' ve got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! ni gua ban cheng yi duo hua de bao bao zhao pian |
| [16:00.92] | This is not Joey! zhe bu shi qiao yi |
| [16:02.26] | Look, I am still Joey, okay? wo hai shi qiao yi, hao ma |
| [16:05.59] | Flowers, they' re just nice to look at. hua zhi bu guo shi hen hao kan |
| [16:08.70] | And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby. na shi yi ge ming she ying shi zhao de bao bao ye hen you ming |
| [16:14.27] | You' re turning into a woman. ni zheng zai bian cheng nv ren |
| [16:16.74] | No, I' m not. wo mei you |
| [16:18.51] | Why would you say that? That' s just mean. ni zen me zhe me shuo? hao wu lie o |
| [16:23.34] | Now I' ve upset you? What did I say? wo re ni sheng qi le? wo shuo le shen me? |
| [16:26.18] | It' s not what you said. It' s the way you said it. bu shi ni shuo le shen me, shi ni de kou qi |
| [16:29.88] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [16:31.29] | I' m a woman! wo shi nv ren |
| [16:39.89] | So now she thinks that I made out with him to get her job. xian zai ta jue de wo gen ta shang chuang hao ba ta ti xia qu |
| [16:43.96] | Why didn' t you just tell the truth? I did. ni zen me bu gen ta shuo shi hua? wo shuo le |
| [16:46.77] | She doesn' t think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren. dan shi ta jue de bu hui you ren chun dao ba ying yin xiao di dang cheng luo fu luo lan |
| [16:53.07] | What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? ru guo ken ni cai shi gong si de shou nao ne? |
| [16:56.91] | What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man, huh? gao bu hao luo fu luo lan zhi shi ge men mian |
| [17:00.95] | Did she ever think of that? ta xiang guo ma? |
| [17:06.92] | You were with Kenny today. ni jin tian gen ken ni yue hui le ba? |
| [17:09.06] | Just for a second. zhi you yi xia xia |
| [17:12.06] | Phoebe, what am I gonna do? fei bi, wo gai zen me ban? |
| [17:15.16] | The only thing you can do. Sleep with him. ni zhi hao gen luo fu luo lan shang chuang le |
| [17:19.07] | I' m not gonna sleep with him. I mean, I could, but I wouldn' t. wo cai bu gen luo fu luo lan shang chuang wo ke yi, dan shi wo bu hui |
| [17:25.51] | Sleep with Kenny. gen ken ni shang chuang |
| [17:30.58] | That wouldn' t help me. Oh, yes, it would. na yang dui wo ye mei hao chu hao chu ke da le |
| [17:36.98] | I' ve had a really good time tonight. jin wan zhen de hen kai xin |
| [17:39.32] | I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date. wo hen shao di yi ci yue hui jiu zhe me xin you ling xi |
| [17:45.29] | Me neither. wo ye shi |
| [17:48.46] | I' ve had a really good time too, you know. wo ye hen kai xin |
| [17:53.43] | Are you gonna eat that bread? ni yao chi na kuai mian bao ma? |
| [17:56.27] | I just like the smell. wo zhi shi xi huan wen |
| [18:02.18] | You make me laugh. ni hao hao xiao |
| [18:05.65] | Would you like to move to the couch? yao bu yao qu sha fa shang zuo? |
| [18:13.72] | Maybe I' ll just turn down the lights a little? wo ba deng guang diao an yi dian hao le |
| [18:17.19] | How about all the way? gan cui guan deng ru he? |
| [18:19.69] | Okay. hao |
| [18:28.07] | Wow, cool poster. hao ku de hai bao |
| [18:30.04] | Or should I say, " groovy poster"? hai shi yao shuo hao qiang yan de hai bao |
| [18:35.14] | So... |
| [18:37.85] | where were we? gang cai liao dao na li? |
| [18:44.22] | Are those your teeth? na shi ni de ya chi ma? |
| [18:49.19] | You can see them, huh? ni kan de jian shi ba? |
| [18:51.86] | Yes. They' re insanely white. dui, bai de hen xia ren |
| [18:55.10] | I did that for you. wo te di wei ni piao bai de |
| [18:58.93] | What' s the matter with you? ni you mao bing ma? |
| [19:01.34] | What' s the matter with me? You' ve got a black light. It' s 1999! wo you mao bing? ni hai zhuang hei guang deng dou 1999 nian le |
| [19:13.75] | Oh, good. Kim, hi. tai hao le, jin |
| [19:15.88] | Hi, Rachel. I wanted to ask you, have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? rui qiu, wo yi zhi xiang wen ni ni kan guo xin de luo fu luo lan chuang dan ma? |
| [19:20.92] | What am I thinking? Of course you have. wo zai xiang shen me, ni dang ran kan guo |
| [19:24.46] | Okay, look. hao |
| [19:26.03] | I' m sorry that I lied to you before. hen bao qian zhi qian dui ni shuo huang |
| [19:28.53] | You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we' re not anymore. ni cai de mei cuo luo fu he wo jiao wang guo dan yi jing jie shu le |
| [19:33.43] | Oh, really? shi ma? |
| [19:34.97] | Yeah, he dumped me. dui, ta shuai le wo |
| [19:38.27] | He said, " Rachel, I can' t do this. ta shuo" rui qiu, wo bu neng zhe yang" |
| [19:42.11] | Even though you' re a very, very... " sui ran ni zhen de... |
| [19:45.48] | very beautiful woman... hen mei hen mei" |
| [19:48.22] | I can' t do this. I' m married and I' m sorry." " wo bu neng zhe yang" " wo you jia shi, dui bu qi" |
| [19:51.89] | But he said, " And you will never get promoted... ran hou bu zhi wei he ta you shuo " ni yong yuan ye bu hui sheng zhi" |
| [19:55.32] | especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog... " you qi bu ke neng gao guo jin" " ta shi luo fu luo lan ti xi" |
| [19:59.56] | in the Ralph Lauren machine." " bu ke huo que de zhong yao ren wu" |
| [20:03.80] | You expect me to believe.. ni yi wei wo hui xiang xin |
| [20:07.50] | Hi, Ralph. Hi, Kim. luo fu jin |
| [20:27.99] | Oh, my God. tian na |
| [20:29.96] | He gave you the coldest look I' ve ever seen. It' s like he hates you! ta kan ni de yan shen hao leng ku fang fu dui ni hen zhi ru gu |
| [20:35.33] | Then it is true! suo yi shi zhen de luo |
| [20:38.17] | Of course it' s true. And it hurts so bad. dang ran shi zhen de, wo hao nan guo |
| [20:43.47] | Oh, honey, come here. guo lai, |
| [20:45.87] | Oh, it' ll be okay. ni hui mei shi de |
| [20:48.81] | We' ve all been there. da jia dou yi yang |
| [20:54.45] | You and Ralph? ni he luo fu? |
| [20:57.55] | Kenny the copy boy. ying yin xiao di ken ni |
| [21:05.93] | " xian gei gai r yue se fu" |
| [21:13.20] | I need to talk to you. What' s the matter? You upset? wo you shi yao shuo zen me le? ni xin qing bu hao? |
| [21:16.77] | Would you like me to get a pint of ice cream and two spoons? yao bu yao fen yi tong bing qi lin? |
| [21:20.24] | No, no, no ice cream. Look.... bu bu yao bing qi lin |
| [21:24.21] | We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. wo hen bao qian wo men de ba zhei xie nv sheng de dong xi reng diao |
| [21:26.68] | I gotta be a man! wo de dang ge nan ren |
| [21:29.35] | The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? ke ting bi xu wei chi nan ren de feng ge |
| [21:33.15] | That' s the way it has to be. jiu shi zhe yang |
| [21:35.09] | I' ll just put it all in my room. ji ran ru ci, wo jiu na hui wo fang li |
| [21:37.92] | Good. Great. hao hen hao |
| [21:39.86] | Thanks for being so understanding. xie xie ni de liang jie |
| [21:42.60] | I didn' t want to make a big deal out of this. wo bu xiang gao de hen nan kan |
| [21:46.67] | But you could put the picture of the famous baby in my room. bao bao de zhao pian ke yi gua zai wo fang li |
| [21:50.24] | I mean, if you want to. ru guo ni yao de hua |
| [21:54.34] | Okay. hao |
| [21:55.58] | And maybe the watering can there. hua li de hua ye ke yi |
| [21:58.45] | Sure. hao |
| [21:59.68] | And a couple of these little tiny boxes. hai you yi liang ge xiao he zi |
| [22:03.62] | Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room? qiao yi, yao bu yao dou fang dao ni fang li? |
| [22:07.02] | Okay. hao ba |
| [00:05.67] | Hi, my name' s Chandler. I just moved in next door. nǐ hǎo, wǒ jiào qián dé, gāng bān dào duì miàn |
| [00:08.90] | Would you like to battle me in a postapocalyptic world... xiǎng bù xiǎng gēn wǒ zài hòu mò rì shì jiè |
| [00:12.07] | for control of the galaxy' s last remaining energy source? zhēng duó yín hé xì jǐn cún de néng yuán? |
| [00:16.51] | Sure, neighbor! Come on in! hǎo a, qǐng jìn |
| [00:19.85] | Is Janine around? jí níng zài ma? |
| [00:21.15] | She' s at dance class. tā qù shàng wǔ dǎo kè |
| [00:22.82] | Can I check my room? wǒ kě yǐ kàn kàn tā de fáng jiān ma? |
| [00:24.25] | Don' t go through her stuff. She gets really mad. kě yǐ, dàn shì bié fān tā de dōng xī tā huì fā biāo |
| [00:30.93] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [00:32.73] | It' s like a guy never lived in here. yì diǎn nán rén zhù guò de hén jī dōu méi yǒu |
| [00:36.26] | You gotta be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. It' s spreading. xiǎo xīn, zhè gè nǚ xìng fēng gé hěn wēi xiǎn tā yǐ jīng kuò sàn le |
| [00:40.74] | It is? shì ma? |
| [00:42.20] | Is this your pretty pink pillow on the couch? zhè gè fěn hóng xiǎo bào zhěn shì nǐ de ma? |
| [00:47.11] | Is that your tiny little box that' s too small to put anything in? nà gè shén me dōu bù néng zhuāng de xiǎo hé zi ne |
| [00:52.28] | Okay, this is not good. You are a guy, okay? méi cuò, qíng kuàng hěn bù miào nǐ shì nán rén, hǎo ma? |
| [00:55.75] | This is a " guy' s" place. zhè shì gè nán rén de jiā |
| [00:57.62] | Soon, you' ll be soaking your fingers in stuff. nǐ yī dàn shī qù zì jué jiù huì kāi shǐ xīu zhǐ jia |
| [01:03.06] | And your head' s gonna be under a big, brown, drying, big, drying.. It' s not good. nǐ huì shàng měi róng yuàn hōng tóu fà shì qíng hěn yán zhòng |
| [01:09.50] | You' re right. I' ll talk to her. Talk to her. Be a man! nǐ shuō de duì, wǒ huì zhǎo tā tán zhǎo tā tán, zuò gè nán zǐ hàn |
| [01:13.17] | I' m a man. Defend yourself! wǒ shì nán zǐ hàn bǎo hù nǐ zì jǐ |
| [01:16.50] | We have to hem the new dust ruffle. qián dé, kuài diǎn, yào fèng xīn de chú chén bù |
| [01:18.84] | Be right there, sweetums. wǒ mǎ shàng guò qù |
| [01:22.98] | Totally different situation. qíng kuàng wán quán bù tóng |
| [01:26.98] | The One With Ross' Teeth běn jí bō chū:" hēi rén yá gāo xiào guǒ" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:04.55] | Hey, guys. nǐ men hǎo |
| [02:05.72] | How was breakfast with Hillary? Okay. gēn xī lā ruǐ chī fàn chī dé zěn yàng? hái hǎo |
| [02:07.89] | She' s still depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend. tā hái shì yǒu diǎn wèi le shī liàn ér jǔ sàng |
| [02:11.76] | Is this Hillary, your hot assistant chef, Hillary? jiù shì nǐ de xìng gǎn èr chú xī lā ruǐ ma? |
| [02:16.23] | The one that stares at me when I come in? méi cuò wǒ měi cì jìn qù dōu dīng zhe wǒ de nà gè? |
| [02:19.17] | The one who looked at you once because you got in her way. shì nǐ dǎng lù ér kàn guò nǐ yī yǎn de nà gè |
| [02:23.61] | Still, I could tell. She was into me. wǒ hái shì kàn de chū lái tā duì wǒ yǒu yì sī |
| [02:28.51] | Why don' t you set us up? nǐ bāng wǒ men ān pái yī xià ma |
| [02:30.01] | Are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? nǐ yào bāng luó sī zhǎo duì xiàng? tā yǒu hūn shā ma? |
| [02:36.58] | Come on, I' m serious. mó nī kǎ, wǒ shì shuō zhēn de |
| [02:38.25] | Okay, I' ll do it, but as long as you promise you won' t marry her. méi wèn tí, zhǐ yào nǐ bǎo zhèng bù qǔ tā |
| [02:42.52] | Fine, I.. What if she' s the one? hǎo, wǒ rú guǒ tā shì wǒ dí zhēn ài ne? |
| [02:47.70] | Man, you have a problem. nǐ zhēn de yǒu máo bìng |
| [02:53.33] | Rachel? ruì qiū |
| [02:54.54] | I' m making up flyers to try to get new massage clients. wǒ zài zuò chuán dān zhǎo xīn kè rén |
| [02:58.64] | Can I come to Bloomingdale' s and use the copier? wǒ kě yǐ qù bù lǔ míng dài ěr yǐng yìn ma? |
| [03:01.44] | Sure, but they might think it' s weird since I don' t work there anymore. kě yǐ, dàn tā men huì jué de qí guài yīn wèi wǒ yǐ jīng lí zhí le |
| [03:06.75] | Oh, my God! What happened? tiān na, zěn me huí shì? |
| [03:09.08] | I got a job at Ralph Lauren. wǒ tiào cáo dào luó fū luó lán le |
| [03:11.25] | Well, that' s great! Congratulations! tài hǎo le, gōng xǐ nǐ |
| [03:15.72] | A year ago. 1 nián le |
| [03:18.96] | You' ve lasted all year! Good for you. nǐ chēng le 1 nián, hěn hǎo |
| [03:24.13] | You could still use the copier where I actually work. nǐ hái shì kě yǐ qù wǒ xiàn zài de gōng sī yìn |
| [03:27.74] | But come by at lunch so my boss doesn' t see you. wǔ xiū shí jiān lái, miǎn de wǒ lǎo bǎn kàn dào |
| [03:30.67] | Kim will freak out. She doesn' t like me. fǒu zé jīn huì fā biāo tā běn lái jiù bù tài xǐ huān wǒ |
| [03:33.11] | I don' t think my boss likes me. I don' t think mine likes me. guài le, wǒ de shàng sī yě bù xǐ huān wǒ wǒ de yě shì |
| [03:37.25] | Maybe it' s a universal thing. huò xǔ zhè shì gòng tōng xiàn xiàng? |
| [03:39.78] | Maybe because you' re all hanging around here at 11: 30 on a Wednesday. yòu huò xǔ xiàn zài shì shàng bān shí jiān nǐ men què zài zhè lǐ dǎ hùn |
| [03:46.62] | Let' s head off to work. shàng bān qù ba |
| [03:53.80] | Thank you. Sure. xiè xiè bù kè qì |
| [03:55.70] | You will not believe this. shuō le nǐ yí dìng bù xìn |
| [03:57.70] | I was making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in. wǒ zài yǐng yìn shì yǐng yìn shí luó fū luó lán zǒu le jìn lái |
| [04:00.80] | Oh, my God. Did you talk to him? tiān na, nǐ yǒu gēn tā shuō huà ma? |
| [04:03.04] | A little. He seems really nice. yì diǎn diǎn, tā rén mán hǎo de |
| [04:05.34] | Good kisser. What? wěn gōng chāo bàng shén me |
| [04:07.84] | What? shén me? |
| [04:09.78] | You kissed him? Totally. nǐ qīn le tā? méi cuò |
| [04:12.15] | Phoebe, are you serious? zhēn de hái jiǎ de? zhēn de |
| [04:14.55] | He came in and introduced himself. wǒ zài lǐ miàn, tā jìn lái zì wǒ jiè shào |
| [04:16.88] | The next thing I know, we' re making out! rán hòu wǒ men jiù qīn rè le |
| [04:20.96] | Phoebe, you do know he' s married? fēi bǐ, nǐ zhī dào tā yǐ hūn ba? bù zhī dào |
| [04:25.69] | Phoebe. fēi bǐ |
| [04:26.89] | I' m supposed to ask every guy I make out with if he' s married? nán dào měi cì gēn nán rén qīn rè dōu yào xiān wèn |
| [04:32.03] | No, yeah, I should. wǒ shì gāi wèn |
| [04:46.08] | Hey, Joey. qiáo yī |
| [04:47.72] | Can I talk to you for a second? There' s a kid in this picture. kě yǐ gēn nǐ tán yī xià ma? zhào piān lǐ zhè gè xiǎo hái |
| [04:51.69] | Do you know this kid? Is it a relative? nǐ rèn shi me tā shì nǐ de qīn qī ma? |
| [04:54.69] | No. I just thought it was cute. bú shì, wǒ zhǐ shì jué de hěn kě ài |
| [04:56.82] | That' s what I was afraid of. Okay.... wǒ jiù pà zhè yàng, hǎo |
| [05:00.19] | I really want you to feel at home here, but... jí níng, wǒ xī wàng nǐ zhù dé yú kuài bù guò... |
| [05:03.26] | some of this new stuff, it' s too girlie. nǐ yǒu xiē dōng xī tài nǚ hái zi qì le |
| [05:07.37] | Like what? xiàng shén me? |
| [05:08.57] | Like this. Pictures of cute babies we don' t know. xiàng zhè gè bù rèn shi de kě ài bǎo bǎo de tú piàn |
| [05:12.57] | We can' t have that. wǒ men bù néng guà zhè zhǒng dōng xī |
| [05:14.38] | Joey, it' s Anne Geddes. She' s a famous artist. nà shi ān jí dì sī, tā shì míng yì shù jiā |
| [05:17.28] | I don' t know this baby. I don' t know if she' s a famous artist or not. wǒ bù rèn shi zhè gè bǎo bǎo wǒ bù zhī dào tā shì bú shì míng yì shù jiā |
| [05:23.92] | I don' t want to be a jerk, but you' re changing too much around here. wǒ bù xiǎng diāo nàn nǐ dàn nǐ zuò de gǎi biàn tài duō le |
| [05:28.52] | I' m sorry. I wanted to make the place a little nicer. duì bù qǐ wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng ràng jiā lǐ shū fú yì diǎn |
| [05:31.93] | But it' s too much stuff. dàn shì yě tài duō le |
| [05:33.80] | You know, you got the candles and the " foofy schmoofer" thing here. nǐ bǎi le là zhú hé nà gè shén me dōng xī |
| [05:38.27] | Over here, you got a picture of a watering can. zhè lǐ hái yǒu yī fú huā lì de huà |
| [05:42.77] | I just thought.. wǒ yǐ wéi |
| [05:43.97] | I' m sure it' s a famous watering can. wǒ xiāng xìn zhè gè huā lì yí dìng hěn yǒu míng |
| [05:46.71] | But come on. dàn shì bài tuō la |
| [05:47.94] | And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom? yù shì nà gè hěn tàng de bàng zi shì shén me? |
| [05:52.48] | It' s a curling iron. nà shi zhěng fā qì |
| [06:00.82] | Well, that' s okay then. nà jiù méi guān xì |
| [06:02.72] | Okay, my towels, for instance. I come into the bathroom... xiàng wǒ de yù jīn, wǒ zǒu jìn yù shì |
| [06:06.33] | and my towel is not on the floor, where I keep it. wǒ de yù jīn què bù zài dì bǎn shàng |
| [06:11.47] | It' s up here on some hook. And it smells different. ér shì guà zài gōu gōu shàng wèi dào yě bù yí yàng |
| [06:15.67] | It' s clean. It feels different. tā biàn gān jìng le mō qǐ lái yě bù yí yàng |
| [06:18.81] | It' s dry. tā biàn gàn le |
| [06:22.44] | All right, I can make my peace with the clean, dry towels. hǎo ba, wǒ kě yǐ jiē shòu gān jìng de yù jīn |
| [06:26.01] | Also what is with these chips you bought? hái yǒu zhèi xiē suì piàn shì zěn yàng? |
| [06:29.08] | It' s potpourri. You' re supposed to smell it. bù, nà shi gān zào huā, shì yòng lái wén de |
| [06:39.69] | Well, that' s like summer in a bowl. hǎo xiàng xià tiān bèi fàng zài wǎn lǐ |
| [06:53.78] | Kim, hi. jīn, nǐ hǎo |
| [07:00.11] | I handed in that marketing report, and I never got to hear what you thought. wǒ yī zhí bù zhī dào nǐ duì wǒ de xíng xiāo bào gào de kàn fǎ |
| [07:05.62] | I didn' t read it. wǒ méi kàn |
| [07:10.79] | The spring line' s really gonna be great this year, huh? jīn nián de chūn zhuāng yí dìng hěn bàng ba? |
| [07:15.43] | duì |
| [07:20.50] | I hear Ralph Lauren fooled around with someone in the copy room. tīng shuō luó fū luó lán zài yǐng yìn shì gēn mǒu rén qīn rè |
| [07:26.34] | Tell me everything. cóng tóu shuō qǐ |
| [07:31.58] | Hey, guys. nǐ men hǎo |
| [07:33.55] | What' s up? zěn yàng a? |
| [07:37.55] | You know.... jiù shì |
| [07:39.09] | Oh, my God. wǒ de tiān na |
| [07:41.72] | What happened to your teeth? nǐ de yá chǐ zěn me le? |
| [07:43.49] | I whitened them. wǒ piǎo bái le |
| [07:47.50] | Really? shì ma? |
| [07:49.60] | What do you think? nǐ men jué de ne? |
| [07:51.67] | I think I shouldn' t look directly at them. wǒ jué de wǒ bù gāi zhí shì tā |
| [07:54.77] | Come on, seriously. wǒ shì shuō zhēn de |
| [07:58.84] | They' re really, really, really white. What was wrong with your old... yě bái dé tài kuā zhāng le nǐ de... |
| [08:03.24] | human teeth? rén lèi de yá chǐ ne? |
| [08:06.11] | I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to. wǒ dí què bǎ piǎo bái jiāo shàng dé bǐ jiào jiǔ |
| [08:10.02] | How much longer? A day. jiǔ duō jiǔ? 1 tiān |
| [08:14.12] | Tonight is your date with Hillary. nǐ zhī dào jīn wǎn yào gēn xī lā ruǐ yuē huì ba |
| [08:16.52] | I know. That' s why I did it. Are they really that bad? zhī dào suǒ yǐ wǒ cái piǎo bái yá chǐ zhēn de yǒu nà me zāo ma? |
| [08:22.80] | You' ll be fine. Hillary' s blind, right? bú huì, fàng xīn hǎo le xī lā ruǐ shì xiā zi ba? |
| [08:26.80] | She will be after tonight. guò le jīn wǎn jiù shì le |
| [08:31.11] | Oh, Rach. Do you notice anything..? ruì qiū, nǐ yǒu méi yǒu fā xiàn |
| [08:33.41] | Your teeth? Yes, I saw them from outside. nǐ de yá chǐ? wǒ zài wài miàn jiù kàn dào le |
| [08:37.45] | You guys are never gonna believe this... shuō le nǐ men jué duì bù xìn |
| [08:40.72] | but Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. fēi bǐ gēn luó fū luó lán qīn rè |
| [08:45.12] | What? Oh, my God! shén me? wǒ de tiān na |
| [08:46.65] | She ran into him at my office, and they just made out. tā qù wǒ de bàn gōng shì rán hòu tā men jiù qīn rè le |
| [08:50.32] | The craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because... zuì chě de shì wǒ yīn cǐ yíng de lǎo bǎn huān xīn |
| [08:53.46] | it' s the best gossip she' s heard all year. tā shuō zhè shì zhè yī zhěng nián zuì bàng de bā guà |
| [08:56.16] | I am proud of all my friends today. wǒ jīn tiān zhēn yǐ wǒ de péng yǒu men wèi róng |
| [08:59.80] | I can' t believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. fēi bǐ jū rán gēn luó fū luó lán qīn rè |
| [09:03.14] | I' m so jealous! zhēn shì jì dù sǐ le |
| [09:06.27] | Hi, I' m Chandler, your livein boyfriend. wǒ shì qián dé, nǐ huó shēng shēng de nán péng yǒu |
| [09:09.84] | Chandler, please. Come on. bài tuō, |
| [09:12.25] | Look at him. nǐ zì jǐ kàn |
| [09:13.92] | Well, I am no woman, but that is one tasty dish. wǒ bú shì nǚ rén bù guò tā hái zhēn xiù sè kě cān |
| [09:20.45] | Here. ná qù |
| [09:21.79] | Who' s the silver fox? nà gè yín fā lǎo shuài gē shì shuí? |
| [09:25.13] | That is your makeout buddy. Don' t you recognize him? nà shi nǐ de qīn rè duì xiàng nǐ bù rèn de ma? |
| [09:28.76] | Oh, wait. děng děng |
| [09:30.03] | " Phoebe, I love you. Kiss me, please." fēi bǐ wǒ ài nǐ, wěn wǒ |
| [09:34.17] | That' s not Ralph Lauren. It sounds like him, though. nà cái bú shì luó fū luó lán bù guò shēng yīn yǒu xiàng |
| [09:38.34] | What? Ralph doesn' t look like that guy. shén me? luó fū gēn tā yì diǎn yě bù xiàng |
| [09:41.94] | He' s young, and he' s got long hair and a beard and a Hacky Sack.. tā hěn nián qīng, cháng fà luò sāi hú bèi gè dà bāo bāo |
| [09:46.95] | Oh, my God. That' s not Ralph Lauren. That' s Kenny the copy guy! tiān na, nà bú shì luó fū luó lán nà shi yǐng yìn xiǎo dì kěn ní |
| [09:52.15] | What? shén me? |
| [09:54.02] | I told my boss that someone made out with Ralph Lauren. wán le, wǒ hái pǎo qù gào sù wǒ lǎo bǎn |
| [09:57.22] | If she finds out that I lied to her, she' ll hate me even more. Phoebe! yào shì tā fā xiàn wǒ piàn tā yí dìng huì gèng tǎo yàn wǒ, fēi bǐ |
| [10:01.70] | Why would the copy guy say he' s Ralph Lauren? nà gè xiǎo dì wèi shí me zì chēng luó fū luó lán |
| [10:04.47] | To get you to make out with him! hǎo piàn nǐ gēn tā qīn rè a |
| [10:13.64] | This will make them look less white. yě xǔ zhè jiàn néng yā zhù nǐ de bái yá |
| [10:20.82] | Nope. bù xíng |
| [10:22.98] | Colors that don' t work are... hǎo, méi yǒu yòng de yán sè yǒu |
| [10:25.09] | blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange and purple. lán huáng lǜ hóng hēi bái jú hé zǐ |
| [10:30.39] | Do you wanna try this highlighter again? yào bú yào zài tú yī cì liàng cǎi yè? |
| [10:34.00] | No, I think it poisoned me a little. bú yào, wǒ yǒu diǎn fǎn wèi |
| [10:37.73] | The date starts in an hour. What am I' m gonna do? lí yuē huì zhǐ shèng 1 xiǎo shí wǒ gāi zěn me bàn |
| [10:41.74] | Maybe if your skin was lighter, your teeth wouldn' t look so bright. yào shì nǐ de fū sè bái yì diǎn yá chǐ jiù bú huì nà me xiǎn yǎn |
| [10:46.87] | Oh, great! So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you. tài hǎo le, suǒ yǐ wǒ qù huàn fū jiù xíng le xiè xiè nǐ |
| [10:52.65] | If we put just a little bit of makeup on you.. wǒ shì shuō nǐ kě yǐ huà yì diǎn zhuāng |
| [10:55.58] | Whoa! |
| [10:57.25] | We' re not 13 anymore. wǒ men yǐ jīng bú shì 13 suì le |
| [11:01.62] | This is the only thing left that has a shot at working. zhǐ shèng zhè gè kě xíng de bàn fǎ |
| [11:04.79] | Won' t she notice I have makeup on? tā bú huì fā xiàn wǒ yǒu huà zhuāng ma? |
| [11:06.93] | Half the guys out there have makeup on. bài tuō, bàn shù de nán rén dōu yǒu huà zhuāng |
| [11:09.33] | What? shén me? |
| [11:11.67] | Half the people.. I mean.. Just try it and see. bàn shù de rén, nǐ jiù shì shì kàn ma |
| [11:14.87] | I am not putting on makeup. bú yào, wǒ sǐ yě bù huà zhuāng |
| [11:17.81] | Hello? Ross, could you put up some of these flyers for me? tài hǎo le luó sī, bāng wǒ tiē jǐ zhāng chuán dān hǎo ma? |
| [11:22.11] | No! Demon! Demon! mó guǐ! mó guǐ! |
| [11:30.95] | Our drawers will smell nice, and we didn' t waste these pantyhose. zhè yàng chōu tì jiù huì xiāng xiāng de jiù kù wà yě méi làng fèi |
| [11:36.06] | God forbid we throw out old underwear. shì a, rēng jiù nèi yī huì zāo tiān dǎ léi pī |
| [11:39.63] | You know what? I' m gonna go over to Joey' s. wǒ yào qù qiáo yī nà biān |
| [11:42.33] | We' ve got to organize the wrapping paper. wǒ men hái yào zhěng lǐ bāo zhuāng zhǐ chōu tì |
| [11:46.20] | I' ve really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. duì, dàn wǒ jīn tiān yǐ jīng gòu nǚ xìng huà le |
| [11:49.67] | In fact, we' re two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple. zài fèng liǎng gè xiāng fēn dài wǒ men jiù yào biàn chéng nǚ tóng zhì le |
| [11:55.64] | This has been a girlie day. You' re right. I' m sorry. jīn tiān dí què hěn nǚ hái zi qì nǐ shuō de duì, bào qiàn |
| [11:58.65] | I just feel like I need to be in a " guy" place... bú huì, wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng qù nán rén de jiā |
| [12:01.48] | do kind of a " man" thing. zuò nán rén zuò de shì |
| [12:03.58] | You go over to Joey' s and... méi cuò, qù qiáo yī jiā ba |
| [12:06.22] | drink some beer and hammer up some dry wall. qù qiáo yī jiā hē pí jiǔ chuí qiáng bì |
| [12:09.99] | When guys hang out, they don' t just drink beer and hammer up dry wall. nán rén bìng fēi zhǐ huì hē jiǔ chuí qiáng bì |
| [12:13.93] | When girls hang out, we don' t have pillow fights in our underwear. nǚ shēng yě bú huì chuān nèi yī dǎ zhěn tou zhàng |
| [12:19.90] | I' m sorry. We do. duì bù qǐ, wǒ men huì |
| [12:22.00] | I don' t know why I said that. wǒ bù zhī dào wèi shí me shuō bú huì |
| [12:28.08] | Hey, Chandler. qián dé |
| [12:30.68] | Come on in. We' re knitting potholders. jìn lái, wǒ men zài zhī gé rè shǒu tào |
| [12:35.02] | No, thanks, Josephine. bù liǎo, qiáo sè fēn |
| [12:40.89] | Ross, I was wondering if.. luó sī, wǒ xiǎng shuō |
| [12:46.63] | Oh, my God! Where are all the men? tiān na, nán rén dōu sǐ nǎ qù le? |
| [13:00.74] | Hi, Kim. Hi, Rachel. jīn ruì qiū |
| [13:03.94] | Remember what happened yesterday? Well, it didn' t happen. jì de wǒ zuó tiān shuō de shì ma? qí shí méi nà huí shì |
| [13:08.22] | You didn' t cancel the fabric order? nǐ méi yǒu qǔ xiāo tái wān de bù liào dìng dān? |
| [13:11.72] | Okay, two things didn' t happen. hǎo, yǒu liǎng jiàn shì méi nà huí shì |
| [13:14.29] | Remember I told you someone made out with Ralph Lauren? wǒ bú shì shuō yǒu rén zài yǐng yìn shì gēn luó fū luó lán qīn rè? |
| [13:17.42] | Well, it turns out that' s not true. jié guǒ shì jiǎ de |
| [13:20.13] | It' s not true? That' s interesting. shì jiǎ de? nà jiù hǎo wán le |
| [13:22.40] | Because I checked. Only one keycard was used to access the copier... yīn wèi wǒ qù chá guò zuó tiān wǔ xiū shí jiān... |
| [13:27.13] | yesterday during lunch, and that keycard belonged to you. shuā kǎ jìn yǐng yìn shì de zhǐ yǒu nǐ yí gè |
| [13:31.47] | You think I made out with him? bù tiān na, nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ gēn tā qīn rè |
| [13:33.27] | Listen to me... tīng zhe |
| [13:34.51] | sleeping with Ralph is not gonna get you my job. yào shì nǐ yǐ wéi gēn luó fū shàng chuáng jiù néng zuò shàng wǒ de wèi zi, nǐ jiù cuò le |
| [13:38.65] | I don' t want your job. I don' t. wǒ bù xiǎng zuò nǐ de wèi zi, zhēn de |
| [13:41.15] | This is a mistake. I didn' t make out with him. zhè zhēn shì tiān dà de wù huì wǒ méi gēn tā qīn rè, |
| [13:43.68] | Nobody made out with him. I didn' t use my keycard yesterday. méi rén gēn tā qīn rè wǒ zuó tiān méi yòng wǒ dí kǎ |
| [13:47.82] | I don' t even know how to use my keycard. wǒ lián shuā kǎ dōu bú huì |
| [13:52.13] | Hi, Ralph. Hi, Kim. luó fū jīn |
| [14:13.28] | Yeah. Nothing happened. shì a, méi gēn tā qīn rè |
| [14:14.85] | You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife. gāng cái de qíng yù zhāng lì yī chù jí fā |
| [14:24.99] | After that, what could I do except become a chef? zhī hòu wǒ yě zhǐ néng qù dāng chú shī |
| [14:29.66] | Soon, I hope to open my own restaurant. wǒ jiāng lái xiǎng zì jǐ kāi cān tīng |
| [14:35.10] | You' re a really great listener. nǐ hěn shàn yú qīng tīng |
| [14:37.61] | Most guys I go out with, they talk and talk. wǒ jiāo wǎng guò de nán rén duō bàn jiǎng gè bù tíng |
| [14:43.34] | It' s like, " Shut your mouth." You know? tīng dào hòu lái zhēn xiǎng jiào tā men bì zuǐ |
| [14:48.82] | I' ve been talking too much. Why don' t we talk about you? wǒ shuō tài duō le, lái liáo liáo nǐ ba |
| [14:54.86] | Come on, I want to know. shuō ma, wǒ xiǎng zhī dào |
| [15:00.03] | Okay. I' m from Long lsland. hǎo, wǒ shì cháng dǎo rén |
| [15:02.83] | I came to the city for college. lái niǔ yuē niàn shū |
| [15:06.70] | I have a 5yearold son, and in my spare time... wǒ yǒu gè 5 suì de ér zi píng cháng... |
| [15:10.77] | I like to read spy novels. But let' s talk more about you. xǐ huān kàn kàn dié bào xiǎo shuō zài lái liáo liáo nǐ ba |
| [15:19.65] | If you sear the stems of the flowers first in a frying pan... hěn bàng de shì rú guǒ xiān bǎ huā jīng dǐ bù zài píng dǐ guō shàng kǎo yī xià |
| [15:24.32] | your arrangement will look fresh much longer. huā jiù néng kāi dé gèng jiǔ |
| [15:27.86] | Joey, that is such a great tip! hǎo bàng de xiǎo mì jué |
| [15:31.46] | Monica, I need to talk to the girl with the flowers. mó nī kǎ, qǐng nǐ chū qù yī xià wǒ yǒu shì zhǎo nà wèi chā huā de nǚ shì |
| [15:36.96] | Okay, but I' m gonna teach you how to make a bird feeder... qiáo yī, nǐ dāi huì guò lái, wǒ jiào nǐ |
| [15:40.57] | out of a pine cone and some peanut butter. yòng sōng guǒ hé huā shēng jiàng zuò wèi niǎo qì |
| [15:44.37] | I love birds. wǒ zuì xǐ huān niǎo le |
| [15:47.81] | What is the matter with you? nǐ shì zěn me gǎo de? |
| [15:50.48] | What? You' re arranging flowers! shén me? nǐ zài chā huā |
| [15:53.75] | You got dead flowers! nǐ fàng kū diào de huā |
| [15:56.02] | You' ve got a picture of a baby dressed like flowers! nǐ guà bàn chéng yī duǒ huā de bǎo bǎo zhào piān |
| [16:00.92] | This is not Joey! zhè bú shì qiáo yī |
| [16:02.26] | Look, I am still Joey, okay? wǒ hái shì qiáo yī, hǎo ma |
| [16:05.59] | Flowers, they' re just nice to look at. huā zhǐ bù guò shì hěn hǎo kàn |
| [16:08.70] | And that happens to be a picture by a famous artist of a famous baby. nà shi yí gè míng shè yǐng shī zhào de bǎo bǎo yě hěn yǒu míng |
| [16:14.27] | You' re turning into a woman. nǐ zhèng zài biàn chéng nǚ rén |
| [16:16.74] | No, I' m not. wǒ méi yǒu |
| [16:18.51] | Why would you say that? That' s just mean. nǐ zěn me zhè me shuō? hào wù liè ō |
| [16:23.34] | Now I' ve upset you? What did I say? wǒ rě nǐ shēng qì le? wǒ shuō le shén me? |
| [16:26.18] | It' s not what you said. It' s the way you said it. bú shì nǐ shuō le shén me, shì nǐ de kǒu qì |
| [16:29.88] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [16:31.29] | I' m a woman! wǒ shì nǚ rén |
| [16:39.89] | So now she thinks that I made out with him to get her job. xiàn zài tā jué de wǒ gēn tā shàng chuáng hǎo bǎ tā tī xià qù |
| [16:43.96] | Why didn' t you just tell the truth? I did. nǐ zěn me bù gēn tā shuō shí huà? wǒ shuō le |
| [16:46.77] | She doesn' t think anyone would confuse Kenny the copy guy with Ralph Lauren. dàn shì tā jué de bú huì yǒu rén chǔn dào bǎ yǐng yìn xiǎo dì dàng chéng luó fū luó lán |
| [16:53.07] | What if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? rú guǒ kěn ní cái shì gōng sī de shǒu nǎo ne? |
| [16:56.91] | What if Kenny hired that Ralph guy to be the pretty front man, huh? gǎo bù hǎo luó fū luó lán zhǐ shì gè mén miàn |
| [17:00.95] | Did she ever think of that? tā xiǎng guò ma? |
| [17:06.92] | You were with Kenny today. nǐ jīn tiān gēn kěn ní yuē huì le ba? |
| [17:09.06] | Just for a second. zhǐ yǒu yī xià xià |
| [17:12.06] | Phoebe, what am I gonna do? fēi bǐ, wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [17:15.16] | The only thing you can do. Sleep with him. nǐ zhǐ hǎo gēn luó fū luó lán shàng chuáng le |
| [17:19.07] | I' m not gonna sleep with him. I mean, I could, but I wouldn' t. wǒ cái bù gēn luó fū luó lán shàng chuáng wǒ kě yǐ, dàn shì wǒ bú huì |
| [17:25.51] | Sleep with Kenny. gēn kěn ní shàng chuáng |
| [17:30.58] | That wouldn' t help me. Oh, yes, it would. nà yàng duì wǒ yě méi hǎo chù hǎo chù kě dà le |
| [17:36.98] | I' ve had a really good time tonight. jīn wǎn zhēn de hěn kāi xīn |
| [17:39.32] | I rarely connect with someone this much on the first date. wǒ hěn shǎo dì yī cì yuē huì jiù zhè me xīn yǒu líng xī |
| [17:45.29] | Me neither. wǒ yě shì |
| [17:48.46] | I' ve had a really good time too, you know. wǒ yě hěn kāi xīn |
| [17:53.43] | Are you gonna eat that bread? nǐ yào chī nà kuài miàn bāo ma? |
| [17:56.27] | I just like the smell. wǒ zhǐ shì xǐ huān wén |
| [18:02.18] | You make me laugh. nǐ hǎo hǎo xiào |
| [18:05.65] | Would you like to move to the couch? yào bú yào qù shā fā shàng zuò? |
| [18:13.72] | Maybe I' ll just turn down the lights a little? wǒ bǎ dēng guāng diào àn yì diǎn hǎo le |
| [18:17.19] | How about all the way? gān cuì guān dēng rú hé? |
| [18:19.69] | Okay. hǎo |
| [18:28.07] | Wow, cool poster. hǎo kù de hǎi bào |
| [18:30.04] | Or should I say, " groovy poster"? hái shì yào shuō hǎo qiǎng yǎn de hǎi bào |
| [18:35.14] | So... |
| [18:37.85] | where were we? gāng cái liáo dào nǎ lǐ? |
| [18:44.22] | Are those your teeth? nà shi nǐ de yá chǐ ma? |
| [18:49.19] | You can see them, huh? nǐ kàn de jiàn shì ba? |
| [18:51.86] | Yes. They' re insanely white. duì, bái de hěn xià rén |
| [18:55.10] | I did that for you. wǒ tè dì wèi nǐ piǎo bái de |
| [18:58.93] | What' s the matter with you? nǐ yǒu máo bìng ma? |
| [19:01.34] | What' s the matter with me? You' ve got a black light. It' s 1999! wǒ yǒu máo bìng? nǐ hái zhuāng hēi guāng dēng dōu 1999 nián le |
| [19:13.75] | Oh, good. Kim, hi. tài hǎo le, jīn |
| [19:15.88] | Hi, Rachel. I wanted to ask you, have you seen the new Ralph Lauren sheets? ruì qiū, wǒ yī zhí xiǎng wèn nǐ nǐ kàn guò xīn de luó fū luó lán chuáng dān ma? |
| [19:20.92] | What am I thinking? Of course you have. wǒ zài xiǎng shén me, nǐ dāng rán kàn guò |
| [19:24.46] | Okay, look. hǎo |
| [19:26.03] | I' m sorry that I lied to you before. hěn bào qiàn zhī qián duì nǐ shuō huǎng |
| [19:28.53] | You were right. Ralph and I were an item, but we' re not anymore. nǐ cāi dé méi cuò luó fū hé wǒ jiāo wǎng guò dàn yǐ jīng jié shù le |
| [19:33.43] | Oh, really? shì ma? |
| [19:34.97] | Yeah, he dumped me. duì, tā shuǎi le wǒ |
| [19:38.27] | He said, " Rachel, I can' t do this. tā shuō" ruì qiū, wǒ bù néng zhè yàng" |
| [19:42.11] | Even though you' re a very, very... " suī rán nǐ zhēn de... |
| [19:45.48] | very beautiful woman... hěn měi hěn měi" |
| [19:48.22] | I can' t do this. I' m married and I' m sorry." " wǒ bù néng zhè yàng" " wǒ yǒu jiā shì, duì bù qǐ" |
| [19:51.89] | But he said, " And you will never get promoted... rán hòu bù zhī wèi hé tā yòu shuō " nǐ yǒng yuǎn yě bú huì shēng zhí" |
| [19:55.32] | especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog... " yóu qí bù kě néng gāo guò jīn" " tā shì luó fū luó lán tǐ xì" |
| [19:59.56] | in the Ralph Lauren machine." " bù kě huò quē de zhòng yào rén wù" |
| [20:03.80] | You expect me to believe.. nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ huì xiāng xìn |
| [20:07.50] | Hi, Ralph. Hi, Kim. luó fū jīn |
| [20:27.99] | Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [20:29.96] | He gave you the coldest look I' ve ever seen. It' s like he hates you! tā kàn nǐ de yǎn shén hǎo lěng kù fǎng fú duì nǐ hèn zhī rù gǔ |
| [20:35.33] | Then it is true! suǒ yǐ shì zhēn de luó |
| [20:38.17] | Of course it' s true. And it hurts so bad. dāng rán shì zhēn de, wǒ hǎo nán guò |
| [20:43.47] | Oh, honey, come here. guò lái, |
| [20:45.87] | Oh, it' ll be okay. nǐ huì méi shì de |
| [20:48.81] | We' ve all been there. dà jiā dōu yí yàng |
| [20:54.45] | You and Ralph? nǐ hé luó fū? |
| [20:57.55] | Kenny the copy boy. yǐng yìn xiǎo dì kěn ní |
| [21:05.93] | " xiàn gěi gài r yuē sè fū" |
| [21:13.20] | I need to talk to you. What' s the matter? You upset? wǒ yǒu shì yào shuō zěn me le? nǐ xīn qíng bù hǎo? |
| [21:16.77] | Would you like me to get a pint of ice cream and two spoons? yào bú yào fēn yī tǒng bīng qí lín? |
| [21:20.24] | No, no, no ice cream. Look.... bù bú yào bīng qí lín |
| [21:24.21] | We gotta get rid of all this girlie stuff in here. wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ men dé bǎ zhèi xiē nǚ shēng de dōng xī rēng diào |
| [21:26.68] | I gotta be a man! wǒ dé dàng gè nán rén |
| [21:29.35] | The living room has to remain a guy place, okay? kè tīng bì xū wéi chí nán rén de fēng gé |
| [21:33.15] | That' s the way it has to be. jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [21:35.09] | I' ll just put it all in my room. jì rán rú cǐ, wǒ jiù ná huí wǒ fáng lǐ |
| [21:37.92] | Good. Great. hǎo hěn hǎo |
| [21:39.86] | Thanks for being so understanding. xiè xiè nǐ de liàng jiě |
| [21:42.60] | I didn' t want to make a big deal out of this. wǒ bù xiǎng gǎo de hěn nán kàn |
| [21:46.67] | But you could put the picture of the famous baby in my room. bǎo bǎo de zhào piān kě yǐ guà zài wǒ fáng lǐ |
| [21:50.24] | I mean, if you want to. rú guǒ nǐ yào de huà |
| [21:54.34] | Okay. hǎo |
| [21:55.58] | And maybe the watering can there. huā lì de huà yě kě yǐ |
| [21:58.45] | Sure. hǎo |
| [21:59.68] | And a couple of these little tiny boxes. hái yǒu yī liǎng gè xiǎo hé zi |
| [22:03.62] | Joey, do you want me to put it all in your room? qiáo yī, yào bú yào dōu fàng dào nǐ fáng lǐ? |
| [22:07.02] | Okay. hǎo ba |
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