| [00:04.00] | Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion? 穿这么帅要去哪里？ |
| [00:06.87] | Monica and I are celebrating our 10-month anniversary. 摩妮卡和我要庆祝满十个月 |
| [00:09.77] | Got reservations at Jean-George. 我们在乔治法国餐厅订了位置 |
| [00:12.04] | How'd you get in? 你们怎么进得去？ |
| [00:13.27] | Made a few calls, pulled some strings... 打了几通电话，动用一些关系 |
| [00:15.54] | ...and they'll seat us if we both have chicken and don't get dessert. 如果我们都吃鸡，不叫甜点 就让我们11：30进去吃 |
| [00:23.08] | -Hi,Chandler. -Hey,Caitlin. 钱德 凯特琳 |
| [00:24.89] | Somebody got a haircut. 新发型喔 |
| [00:26.29] | I hate it. I look like an 8-year-old boy. 我恨死了，活像八岁小男孩 |
| [00:28.89] | If that was true, gym class would've been more interesting. 如果真的是这样 那以前上体育课会有趣许多 |
| [00:36.40] | -It's $27 even. -Okay. Here you go. 正好27美元 好，给你 |
| [00:38.93] | Where's the chicken? 你养的鸡呢？ |
| [00:40.24] | It's in the back. The duck pissed him off. 在后头，被这鸭子气跑了 |
| [00:43.41] | He said that eggs came first. 鸭子说先有蛋，才有鸡 |
| [00:46.04] | -Thanks. I'll see you later. -Bye. 谢了，下回见 好，再见 |
| [00:51.98] | What the hell was that? 你那样算是什么？ |
| [00:54.45] | -What? -The flirting. 什么？ 打情骂俏 |
| [00:56.15] | Aren't you supposed to be going out with, let's see, my sister? 你不是正要去… 跟谁来着… 我妹妹约会？ |
| [01:00.62] | I wasn't flirting. 我没在打情骂俏啊 |
| [01:01.82] | It was totally flirting! "Somebody got a haircut...." 那根本就是打情骂俏 “新发型喔” |
| [01:08.40] | First of all, the impression? Uncanny. 好，第一件事 你模仿得很蹩脚 |
| [01:12.27] | Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just casual conversation. 第二，那不是打情骂俏 只是两个人闲话家常而已 |
| [01:16.74] | Yeah, right. 我听你在说 |
| [01:18.27] | You wanna see flirting? I'll show you. 你要看打情骂俏？ 我示范给你看 |
| [01:21.64] | I'm good. 不用了 |
| [01:24.78] | The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 本集播出：“调情逊手” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:12.19] | I am so proud of Joey. 我真替乔伊感到骄傲 |
| [02:13.86] | -He's gonna be on Law and Order! -I know. 他竟然要演“法网游龙” 我知道 |
| [02:16.20] | Don't you think it should be called Order and Law? 可是你不觉得 叫“网法游龙”比较对吗？ |
| [02:19.70] | No,because they arrest the guy and then try him. 不对，得先有法律才能去网啊 |
| [02:22.70] | Don't get me started on that. 我话匣子一开可就没完了 |
| [02:26.04] | -I was not flirting. -And on your anniversary. For shame! 我没在打情骂俏 还在纪念日当天，丢脸！ |
| [02:30.15] | What's going on? 怎么了？ |
| [02:31.35] | He was hitting on the hot delivery girl. 钱德跟外送辣妹打情骂俏 |
| [02:33.95] | I was not. And oh, God! 我才没有，拜托你也小声点 |
| [02:37.49] | You were. If anyone should be hitting on her... 有就是有 而且就算有谁跟要她搭讪 |
| [02:40.62] | ...it's the guy who's single... 也应该是单身的男人 |
| [02:42.72] | ...the guy who can do something about it. 也应该是有搞头的人嘛 |
| [02:45.03] | Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl. 看来有人想把比萨外送妹了 |
| [02:50.53] | Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin? 原来是这样？你喜欢凯特琳？ |
| [02:55.64] | Ross, we broke up two years ago. You've been married since then. 罗斯，我们分手都两年了 中间你还结过婚 |
| [03:00.04] | I think it's okay that we see other people. 我们各自约会应该没问题吧 |
| [03:04.21] | I was watching her at the pizza place. 我前几天在比萨店看到她 |
| [03:07.38] | And she was just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little 她性感又风趣… 还有小巧可爱的… |
| [03:12.22] | We don't need her measurements. 三围不用说了 |
| [03:15.56] | Pepperoni,pepperoni,pepperoni. 三个都是意大利腊肠比萨 |
| [03:17.73] | She's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid? 罗斯，我知道她人美你又爱 但她是不是蠢了点？ |
| [03:22.16] | She forgot my vegetarian. 她忘了我点的素食比萨 |
| [03:24.43] | This is perfect. She'll have to come back here with your pizza. 太完美了 她一定会回来送你的素食比萨 |
| [03:28.57] | And when she does, I will turn on the charm "au" Ross. 到时我就展现出罗斯的魅力 |
| [03:33.74] | I am so glad you don't eat meat. 我真高兴你不吃肉 |
| [03:36.54] | See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone. 看吧，吃素对大家都好 |
| [03:40.35] | Hey,everybody,look who's here! You remember my grandmother. 大家看是谁来了 还记得我祖母吗？ |
| [03:44.35] | -Big night! -Yeah,it's so cool. 太酷了 |
| [03:46.59] | Joey on Law and Order. You must be proud. 乔伊参与“法网游龙”演出 你一定很骄傲吧 |
| [03:49.42] | She doesn't understand a word of English. 钱德，她完全听不懂英文 |
| [03:51.93] | I thought you were Joey's other grandmother. 抱歉，我以为你是乔伊的阿妈 |
| [03:56.76] | I've done it again. 我还猛说英文 |
| [04:00.20] | Nonnie's my biggest fan. 她是我的头号影迷 |
| [04:02.47] | She's the only one in the family who's always believed in me. 家族里只有她一个 从头到尾都相信我 |
| [04:07.31] | Si. Big star. 对，他是大明星 |
| [04:09.81] | My big fat Joey star. 我的胖胖乔伊大明星 |
| [04:16.65] | Yeah,I weighed,like, 27 pounds when I was born. 对，我出生是27磅，所以… |
| [04:23.83] | -Happy anniversary! -Happy anniversary,10 months. 纪念日快乐 十个月纪念日快乐 |
| [04:28.90] | In the shower I was thinking about our first night in London. 我刚才在淋浴的时候 想起我们在伦敦的第一晚 |
| [04:32.47] | Joey's grandmother's right there. 乔伊的祖母来了 |
| [04:34.77] | -The one who speaks English? -The one who doesn't. 会说英文的还是不会的那个？ 不会的那个 |
| [04:37.57] | That was some hot love you gave me. 那晚你给的爱还真是火热 |
| [04:40.84] | -I'll get ready. -Wear those earrings I got you. 我去准备一下 不如戴我送你的耳环？ |
| [04:43.51] | That's a great idea. I was saving them for something special. 好主意，就是要留到特别场合 好 |
| [04:49.52] | -You've got to go home. -But I like it here. 你得回家去 但是我喜欢这里啊 |
| [04:53.99] | Get the earrings you borrowed. He wants me to wear them. 你得回家拿我借你的耳环 钱德要我今晚戴那副耳环 |
| [04:57.33] | I think they're in my purse. Go get dressed and I'll look for them. 好，应该是放在我皮包里 你去穿衣服，我去找 好 |
| [05:04.87] | I need those earrings you borrowed. 瑞秋，我要拿回我借你的耳环 |
| [05:11.21] | Yeah,I'll be right back. 好，我马上回来 |
| [05:23.69] | Phoebe,you speak ltalian? 菲比，你会说意大利文？ |
| [05:25.49] | I guess so. 我猜是吧 |
| [05:30.73] | -Here you go. -Thanks. Where's the other one? 来，谢谢你 等等 另外一个呢？ |
| [05:33.80] | Oh,what, you want both of them? That's a little greedy, don't you think? 你两个都要？ 会不会太贪心了？ |
| [05:38.83] | Rachel Karen Greene, where's the other one? 瑞秋葛林，另一个耳环呢？ |
| [05:41.60] | Look, just don't freak out, but I kind of lost it. 好啦，你先别生气 好像不见了 |
| [05:44.84] | I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it. 还在公寓里，但一定不见了 |
| [05:48.91] | What'll I tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight. 那我要怎么跟摩妮卡说？ 她今晚就要戴 |
| [05:52.11] | -Tell her to wear her own earrings. -These are her earrings. 叫她戴自己的耳环 这就是她的耳环 |
| [05:55.62] | 不会吧… |
| [05:58.19] | You lent me her earrings? I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff! 你把摩妮卡的耳环借我？ 我不能借她的东西耶 |
| [06:03.49] | -Why not? -Because I lose her stuff! 为什么？ 因为我都会弄丢 |
| [06:13.84] | You see that blind guy? I'm gonna bash his head in later. 看到那个盲人没？ 我等一下会痛打他一顿 |
| [06:20.01] | My big scene's coming up. The big scene coming up. 我的主戏就快来了 主戏就快来了 |
| [06:23.98] | If you said, "Big lima bean bubbling up," would she know the difference? 若你说“吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮” 她会不会比较懂？ |
| [06:30.65] | What are you doing? 瑞秋，你在干嘛？ |
| [06:32.49] | Oh, I just can't watch. It's too scary. 我不敢看，太恐怖了 |
| [06:36.69] | It's a diaper commercial. 现在是卖尿布的广告 |
| [06:39.23] | Yeah,well,you know me. Babies,responsibilities.... 你也知道我的 小孩啊，责任，吓死人 |
| [06:45.67] | -Pizza delivery. -I'll get it! I will get that! 比萨外送 我来开 我来拿 |
| [06:51.64] | How does my hair look? 我的发型如何？ |
| [06:53.14] | Ross,it hasn't moved since 1996. 罗斯，你从96年就没变过了 |
| [07:01.95] | One vegetarian pizza. It's 12.50. 一个素食比萨 12.5美元 |
| [07:06.69] | By the way,if it makes you feel any better... 对了，如果这会让你好过些 |
| [07:09.36] | ...I happen to like 8-year-old boys. 我正好很喜欢八岁男孩 |
| [07:15.83] | What? 什么？ |
| [07:19.73] | Your hair. Before. Your hair. 你的头发 之前你说过 |
| [07:21.94] | You said you thought your hair looked like an 8-year-old boy's... 你的发型很像八岁男孩 |
| [07:26.24] | ...and I'm just saying I like it. 我说我很喜欢… |
| [07:28.78] | The hair. 你的发型 |
| [07:32.11] | Thanks. 谢谢 |
| [07:36.18] | You understand,I don't actually like 8-year-old boys. 我不是真的喜欢八岁男孩 |
| [07:42.02] | All I'm looking for is the money. 我在等你找钱 |
| [07:44.46] | Here you go. Stop bringing us pizzas,you. 这里 别再帮我们送比萨了 |
| [07:47.20] | I'm gonna try. 我都快哭了 |
| [07:52.23] | You're welcome. 不客气 |
| [07:53.60] | You couldn't let me have her, could you? 你就是不想看我得手，对吧？ |
| [07:57.10] | This is a girl I really like, and you had to swoop in there! 什么？我真的很喜欢这个女孩 你干嘛要来凑热闹？ |
| [08:01.24] | What? 怎么了？ |
| [08:02.38] | Chandler was flirting with the hot delivery girl. 钱德冲着外送辣妹打情骂俏 |
| [08:07.11] | Thank you for that. 真是多谢你了 |
| [08:10.49] | I was not flirting. 我没有打情骂俏 |
| [08:11.79] | It's okay. I don't care. That's fine. 没关系，我不在意，无所谓 |
| [08:14.09] | Really? 什么？ 真的？ |
| [08:16.59] | It's no big deal. I do it all the time. 小事一件，我动不动也是 |
| [08:22.43] | You flirt with guys all the time? 你动不动就跟人打情骂俏？ |
| [08:25.33] | It doesn't mean anything. Just like it doesn't mean anything with you. 是啊，那又不代表什么 你不是也没别的意思 |
| [08:29.77] | There's a difference. You're a lot hotter. 对，但是有一点很不一样 你比我辣多了 |
| [08:32.34] | True story. 这是真的 |
| [08:35.34] | This actually bothers you? 钱德，你真的介意？ |
| [08:36.98] | Yes, and I think it'd bother a lot of people. 对，我是介意 我想很多人都会介意 |
| [08:39.75] | When you and Ross dated... 瑞秋，你和罗斯在一起那时 |
| [08:41.58] | ...did it bother you when he flirted with other women? 他跟别的女人打情骂俏 你会不会介意？ |
| [08:44.85] | No,it bothered me when he slept with other women. 不会…他跟别的女人上床 我才会介意 |
| [08:51.99] | And thank you for that. 真是多谢了 |
| [08:55.00] | I never had to worry. 但其实我没啥好担心的 |
| [08:57.10] | He was never good at the flirting thing. 罗斯从来就不太会打情骂俏 |
| [08:59.43] | What? 什么？… |
| [09:02.47] | What are you talking about? It worked with you. 你在说什么？对你不就有效 |
| [09:05.54] | No, you're right. 你说的真是对极了 |
| [09:06.94] | We met,you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me. 我们认识，你对我打情骂俏 九年后你终于追到我了 |
| [09:12.68] | All right. 好… |
| [09:14.12] | You know what I'll do? I'll order another pizza. 就这么办 我再来点个比萨 |
| [09:17.39] | And when Caitlin gets here... 等凯特琳来的时候 |
| [09:19.82] | ...I will show you how well I flirt. 我就来让你们见识一下 我有多会打情骂俏 |
| [09:22.86] | I will get her phone number. 我还能要到她的电话号码 |
| [09:25.13] | And not the one on the menu. 不是比萨店的电话啦 |
| [09:30.63] | -I found it. -Thank God! Where was it? 我找到了 谢天谢地，在哪里找到的？ |
| [09:33.20] | On your dresser. 在你的梳妆台上 |
| [09:34.47] | Okay, that is the one we already have. 那是原来的那一个 |
| [09:38.21] | Here's my big scene. My big scene's here. 我的主戏到了，就是现在 |
| [09:41.04] | -Wanna bet nobody heard anything? -No bet. |
| [09:45.38] | Anybody home? 有人在吗？ |
| [09:47.15] | -Oh,my God. -What? 天啊 干嘛？ |
| [09:49.18] | Everybody keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out. 大家继续笑 我祖母发现一定会难过到死掉 |
| [09:53.65] | What is it? 怎么了？ |
| [09:54.82] | They cut me out of the show. 我那一段被剪掉了 |
| [09:57.73] | What? 什么？ |
| [09:59.19] | -Are you sure? -Maybe your scene's coming up. 你确定？ 或许现在才轮到你上 |
| [10:01.86] | Not likely. Because you see that body bag right there? 不太可能 看到那个装尸体的袋子没？ |
| [10:05.43] | I'm in it. 有啊 里头装的是我 |
| [10:08.60] | This is terrible. What'll you do? 太糟糕了，你要怎么办？ |
| [10:10.71] | I don't know. This little old lady lives for my career. 不知道 我的老祖母活着 就是为了看我演戏 |
| [10:14.14] | When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives,she almost died. 上回“我们的日子”不要我 她差点难过到死掉 |
| [10:17.65] | That's not good. 那样很不妙 |
| [10:18.78] | -Yeah,we had to get her a home nurse. -Oh,my God. 我们还找了个特别看护来照顾她 天啊 |
| [10:22.08] | Yeah, she almost died and got really expensive. 她差点死掉 还花了我们好多钱 |
| [10:25.62] | You're not smiling. Not that face! Everybody smile! 别用那种表情，大家继续笑… |
| [10:29.72] | Just tell her what happened. It's not your fault. 乔伊，你怎么不实话实说？ 那又不能怪你 |
| [10:33.36] | If we keep talking this way, won't we freak her out soon? 如果我们继续这样说话 会不会吓到她？ |
| [10:40.17] | Soon. I'm gonna be on soon. 很快…马上就轮我上场了 |
| [10:42.80] | There I am! 那就是我！ |
| [10:46.74] | Sam Waterston! 山姆瓦特斯顿！ |
| [10:48.88] | No,no. That's me. That's me! 不对…那是我… |
| [10:51.25] | No. Sam Waterston. 不是，那是山姆瓦特斯顿 |
| [10:53.58] | Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One. “爱与罪” “摩羯一号大行动” |
| [10:56.65] | She doesn't know "hello," but she knows Capricorn One. 她听不懂“你好” 却知道“摩羯一号大行动” |
| [11:00.92] | I need those earrings. We're leaving when the show's over. 菲比，我要那副耳环了 节目一演完我们就要出去 |
| [11:05.59] | But I already gave them back to you. 可是我已经还你了啊 |
| [11:10.03] | No,you didn't. 才没有 |
| [11:11.23] | I already didn't gave them back to you. That's what I said. 好，我已经还没还给你 我就是这样说的啊 |
| [11:16.44] | Where's that other earring? 另一个耳环在哪里？ |
| [11:18.21] | It's not here,Phoebe. It's not here. 菲比，不在这里… |
| [11:20.61] | I went to Chandler's last night. 我昨晚有去钱德和乔伊那里 |
| [11:22.71] | Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box. 好，记得要检查钱德的珠宝盒 |
| [11:27.42] | Chandler has a jewelry box? 慢着，钱德有珠宝盒？ |
| [11:29.92] | We have 10 minutes. Do you want me to get into that now? 好了，时间紧迫 你要我现在就跟你解释？ |
| [11:38.29] | Hey,Phoebe. 菲比 |
| [11:40.19] | How's that... 那个... |
| [11:41.90] | ...vegetarian pizza working out for you? 素食比萨… 你吃得还习惯吗？ |
| [11:47.23] | You and those vegetables have a real... 你和那些蔬菜 |
| [11:49.97] | ...thing going on,huh? 还真是有两下子，是吧？ |
| [11:54.81] | Why are you being weird? 你干嘛怪里怪气的？ |
| [11:58.05] | Do you like it? 你喜不喜欢？ |
| [12:01.78] | No. That'd be, "Why are you being cute?" 不喜欢，否则我就会问 “你干嘛装可爱”了 |
| [12:05.15] | Okay. I'm working on my flirting. 好吧，我在练习打情骂俏 |
| [12:07.42] | I did not get that. 原来如此，我没看出来 |
| [12:11.79] | So, Monica, do you like Law and Order? 摩妮卡，你喜欢看 “法网游龙”吗？ |
| [12:14.26] | Yeah,it's good. 喜欢，很好看 |
| [12:15.63] | I found out all this stuff about you. You like Law and Order... 我今天发现到了新的你 好比你爱看“法网游龙” |
| [12:18.97] | ...and you've flirted with every guy in the tri-state area. 还有你到处跟人打情骂俏 |
| [12:24.64] | Okay,let me get this straight. 好，我来问个清楚 |
| [12:26.84] | It's okay for you to flirt, but not for me? 你可以打情骂俏，我却不行 |
| [12:29.98] | I'm glad we cleared that up. 真高兴我们把话说清楚了 |
| [12:32.58] | I'm sorry, but some things are different for men and women. 抱歉，但你听我说 男女有些事是不一样的 |
| [12:36.52] | Teach me about men and women. 继续，开释我一些男女的差别 |
| [12:38.49] | I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. 好，虽然我已经教过你很多了 |
| [12:42.62] | When you flirt with a guy, you think,"No big deal." 你跟男人打情骂俏的时候 你觉得只是打情骂俏 没啥大不了的 |
| [12:45.66] | But he thinks,"Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me." 但对方会觉得 他终于找到人上床了 |
| [12:49.60] | -No way! -It's true. 不可能 这是真的 |
| [12:52.13] | -Well,that's pathetic. -Again,true. 真可悲 这也是真的 |
| [12:55.64] | -This goes for all guys? -All guys that are awake. 男人都这样吗？ 醒着的男人都适用 |
| [12:59.64] | We go to sleep. 等我们上床睡觉后 |
| [13:00.84] | All guys from the other end of the world wake up and act the same way. 世界另一边的男人起床 继续做一模一样的事 |
| [13:06.15] | It's another commercial and I still haven't told her. 好，又进广告了 我还是没跟她说 |
| [13:09.22] | Joey,this is the last commercial. 乔伊，这是最后一段广告 |
| [13:12.32] | -You got 10 minutes left. -I know! 你只剩十分钟了 我知道… |
| [13:14.46] | What am I gonna do? 你要我怎么办？ |
| [13:16.56] | You will not run out and leave her here. 不许你落跑，留她在这里 |
| [13:21.66] | Yeah,all right. 对，好啦 |
| [13:27.97] | 乔伊？ |
| [13:29.80] | Joey's gonna be right back. Right back? 乔伊马上回来 马上回来？ |
| [13:34.64] | Meanwhile,let's talk about you. 我们顺便来聊聊你吧 |
| [13:39.35] | So you're old and small. 你年纪大，个子小 |
| [13:48.79] | -Did you find it? -The earring,no. 找到没？ 耳环是没有 |
| [13:50.59] | But I found my sunglasses. 但我在沙发底下 找到我的太阳眼镜 |
| [13:52.33] | I've been looking for these since last summer. 我从去年夏天找到现在 |
| [13:55.50] | Those are mine. You borrowed them from me. 那是我借你的太阳眼镜 |
| [13:59.80] | Okay. Calm down. Here they are. 好，别激动，还你就是了 |
| [14:02.84] | 菲比 |
| [14:06.51] | -What do we do? -I don't know. I don't know! 我们要怎么办？ 我不知道… |
| [14:09.91] | We'll just have to tell Monica,that's all. 我们只好老实跟摩妮卡说了 |
| [14:12.91] | Oh,God! She's gonna kill me. 老天，她一定会杀了我 |
| [14:16.82] | I could tell her it was all my fault. 我可以跟她说是我弄掉的 |
| [14:19.05] | Oh,that'd be great. 那就太好了 |
| [14:23.42] | Mon, could I talk to you? 摩妮卡，我有话要跟你说 |
| [14:25.33] | Yeah. What is it? 好，什么事？ |
| [14:28.26] | I lost one of your earrings. 我弄丢了你一支耳环 |
| [14:30.43] | I'm sorry. I am so,so sorry. 对不起，我真的很抱歉 |
| [14:36.77] | All right,what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it. 好吧，都弄丢了还能怎样 |
| [14:40.67] | I'll replace it. I promise. I feel so terrible. 我保证会赔你一副新的 我真的很愧疚 |
| [14:43.84] | That's fine. You didn't do it on purpose. 没关系，你又不是故意的 |
| [14:46.95] | Look at you. Come here. 瞧你难过的，来 |
| [14:51.59] | -You feel better? -Yeah. You're the best. 好点了没？ 有啊，你最棒了 |
| [14:55.39] | Okay, wait a minute. 好，等一等 |
| [14:58.23] | I can't do this. 我不能这样 |
| [15:00.26] | Listen, honey, it's not Phoebe's fault. 其实不是菲比弄丢的 |
| [15:02.96] | She lent me the earrings. 她把你的耳环借我 |
| [15:04.77] | I lost it. I'm so sorry,honey. I feel terrible too. 是我弄丢的，我真的很抱歉 我也觉得好愧疚 |
| [15:09.94] | That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff! 所以我才不借你东西！ |
| [15:14.58] | First,my jewelry. If it's not that,it's my sweater. 先是我的首饰 不是首饰，就是我的蓝色毛衣 |
| [15:17.71] | And if it's not that, it's my sunglasses. 不是蓝色毛衣 就是我的太阳眼镜 |
| [15:20.25] | -Your sunglasses? -Yes！ 你的太阳眼镜？ 对！ |
| [15:22.38] | Oh,right. 对耶 |
| [15:25.22] | -Pizza. -Mine,mine,mine! 比萨外送 我的！… |
| [15:29.32] | Okay,here goes. 好，要开始了 |
| [15:30.82] | Prepare yourselves for some class-A flirting. 准备见识一流的打情骂俏 |
| [15:34.23] | Okay,hold on. 等等… |
| [15:36.66] | Okay. 我准备好了 |
| [15:39.23] | You have nothing to prove.And if you really like this girl, I don't think flirting is the right way 你犯不着这样 若你真的喜欢这个女孩 我也不觉得打情骂俏是… |
| [15:46.11] | You'll see. Okay. 等着看就知道，好吧 |
| [15:50.74] | What's her name? 她叫什么名字？ |
| [15:53.15] | Caitlin! 凯特琳… |
| [16:03.49] | We can't keep eating like this. 这样吃下去也不是办法 |
| [16:08.76] | It's $12.50. 12.5美元 |
| [16:11.13] | Okay. 好 |
| [16:16.70] | Do you make the pizzas in one of those wood-burning ovens? 你们做比萨 是用烧木头的炉子吗？ |
| [16:22.98] | No,actually,I think they're gas. 不是，其实是瓦斯炉 |
| [16:26.11] | Gas? 瓦斯炉？ |
| [16:30.45] | Intense. 真带劲 |
| [16:33.12] | If this is how all the Gellers flirt, we don't have a problem. 如果盖勒家的人 都这样打情骂俏的话 我们就没有问题了 |
| [16:39.66] | You know that smell gas has? 你知道瓦斯的味道吗？ |
| [16:48.20] | -Yeah. -They put that in. 知道 那是加进去的 |
| [16:51.14] | -What? -The gas is odorless. 什么？ 瓦斯其实是无色无味 |
| [16:54.48] | But they add the smell so you know when there's a leak. 加上味道是为了让人 在瓦斯漏气时能闻得出来 |
| [17:01.02] | Well,okay. 好吧 |
| [17:04.49] | A lot of other gas smells. 很多气体都有味道… |
| [17:12.86] | Oh,the humanity! 救命喔 |
| [17:17.70] | Methane smells.... 甲烷有味道… |
| [17:21.67] | You know what? Actually, I really should go. 不好意思，我真的得走了 |
| [17:25.21] | -But I haven't paid you yet. -That's okay. 我还没付钱呢 没关系 |
| [17:28.38] | You guys have ordered so many that this one's on me. 你们点了那么多 这一个算我请的 |
| [17:39.09] | Was I talking to her about gas? 我是不是跟她说到瓦斯的事？ |
| [17:44.43] | More so than anything else. 那根本就是主题 |
| [17:48.46] | I found it interesting. 我觉得很有意思 |
| [17:53.67] | I'm sorry. No. 我很遗憾 不用… |
| [17:54.80] | Don't worry about it. 别担心 |
| [17:57.24] | In nine years,she and l will be right there! 九年之后 我和她就能在一起了 |
| [18:07.78] | I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. 好，我去清掉这些比萨盒 |
| [18:18.83] | -Ross? -Yeah? -What else do they add smell to? 罗斯？ 怎么了？ 还有哪些气体会加味道？ |
| [18:25.60] | Caitlin! Caitlin! |
| [18:27.90] | Hi,I'm Rachel. 我是瑞秋 |
| [18:30.40] | From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza? 住楼上的 叫一堆比萨的那家 |
| [18:32.47] | Was there a problem? 比萨有问题吗？ |
| [18:34.24] | No,they're fine. Great pizza. 不是…比萨很好吃 |
| [18:36.44] | But,actually,my friend Ross... 其实是我朋友罗斯的事 |
| [18:39.58] | ...he gets nervous when he's flirting. 他只要打情骂俏就会紧张 |
| [18:43.92] | Oh,my God! 天啊 |
| [18:45.32] | -That was flirting? -Yeah. 他是在打情骂俏？ 没错 |
| [18:48.29] | I know,I know. 我知道你的感觉… |
| [18:50.19] | I'm telling you, once you get past that part... 不过一旦过了那个阶段 |
| [18:53.66] | ...where it feels like you wanna die... 那个让你想要自杀的阶段 |
| [18:56.33] | ...he's a really good person. 你就会发现他是个大好人 |
| [18:58.50] | The guy with the gas? 开口闭口都是瓦斯的那个人？ |
| [19:01.30] | I'm telling you,he's really sweet and really funny... 他真的很体贴风趣 |
| [19:04.77] | ...and he's just got a good heart. 还有一副好心肠 |
| [19:06.97] | You know,actually,I did think that he was cute and then he started talking. 其实我觉得他蛮可爱的 可是一开始说话就… |
| [19:12.78] | See,there you go. 这就对了… |
| [19:15.32] | -Besides, I think he really likes you. -Really? 而且我觉得他很喜欢你 真的吗？ |
| [19:19.59] | Well,we have seven people and 10 pizzas. What do you think? 我们七个人，却叫了十个比萨 这还不够明显吗？ |
| [19:23.92] | I thought Joey was there. 我想说乔伊很会吃 |
| [19:28.16] | Yeah, no, but just I'm telling you he's worth a shot. 罗斯值得你去试试看 |
| [19:32.33] | Well, if he's so great why don't you go out with him? 如果他那么棒 你怎么不去跟他约会？ |
| [19:38.64] | Well,you know,at some point... 你知道吗？ 有朝一日... |
| [19:41.18] | ...you and I may need to have a longer conversation. ...我们可能需要好好聊一聊 |
| [19:50.78] | Hey, Ross? 罗斯？ |
| [19:52.75] | I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway. 我刚才在走廊遇到凯特琳 |
| [19:55.59] | You must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought. 你打情骂俏的技巧 肯定比我想像中更高明 |
| [19:59.56] | -What? -I don't get it,but she wanted me... 什么意思？ 虽然我搞不懂 |
| [20:01.80] | ...to give you her number. 但她要我转交她的电话给你 |
| [20:09.07] | And she just gave you this? 她自己给你的？ |
| [20:14.21] | Rach, thanks. But I don't need you doing me any favors. 瑞秋，谢了 但我不需要你帮忙 |
| [20:17.98] | I didn't. She thought you were cute. 我没帮忙啊，是她觉得你可爱 |
| [20:21.92] | Well,that I can believe. 这点我倒是相信 |
| [20:25.89] | Hey,is the show still on? 还在演吗？ |
| [20:28.59] | Almost over,man. 快要演完了 |
| [20:30.06] | Hey,Nonnie. |
| [20:32.06] | Is that the pope? 那是教宗吗？ |
| [20:36.50] | Why am I looking? 我干嘛跟过去看？ |
| [20:38.83] | Oh, here I am! This is my big scene. 来了，我的主戏上场 |
| [20:41.67] | All right, back off! 快退后 |
| [20:45.47] | I got a gun! 我有枪喔 |
| [20:47.74] | I'm not afraid to use it. 用起来可不会手软 |
| [20:50.68] | -Joey! That's right, Nonnie. 乔伊！ |
| [20:52.35] | You couldn't have at least changed your shirt? 你起码也该换一件上衣的 |
| [20:56.65] | Now, I want a suitcase filled with $ 100,000 我要你在手提箱里 装满十万美元… |
| [21:03.16] | Filled with $ 100,000 in small bills. 装满十万美元的小钞 |
| [21:05.79] | And if I don't get Shoo! 若是我没拿到… |
| [21:08.63] | And if I don't get it... 若是我没拿到… |
| [21:12.20] | ...I'll shoot this duck! 我就毙了这支鸭子 |
| [21:14.30] | Oh,no! 不能这样 |
| [21:16.97] | I'm coming out! 我要出去了 |
| [21:26.78] | And she's supposed to buy this? 她会相信吗？ |
| [21:28.65] | Joey, bravo! 乔伊，太棒了！… |
| [21:33.05] | Ground control to Major Tom 地面控制队呼叫总部… |
| [21:38.13] | Commencing countdown 倒数开始… |
| [21:40.23] | Engines 动力… |
| [21:42.46] | On 全开 |
| [21:50.40] | That's scenes from next week's show. Next week. 这是下周的片段…下周的 |
| [21:55.14] | I am definitely gonna watch that. 我一定要等着看 |
| [22:02.72] | Do these look the same? 这一副呢？看起来一样吗？ |
| [22:04.58] | -Definitely. -Not as each other. 一模一样 是分开来看 |
| [22:06.82] | Then,no. 不 那就不一样了 |
| [22:11.39] | -Hey,you ready? -Yeah. 准备好了么？ 好了 |
| [22:13.56] | You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world. 你真美 我是全世界最幸运的男人 |
| [22:16.83] | You're about to get a little luckier. 你即将要更幸运了 |
| [22:19.67] | -Let me see the earrings. -Right,the earrings. 耳环让我看看 耳环… |
| [22:22.64] | They look great. 美极了 |
| [22:24.47] | Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what? 你男友真是品味一流呢 |
| [22:28.61] | My boyfriend really does have great taste. 我男友的品味真的很棒 |
| [22:34.82] | Thanks for picking out the earrings. 多谢你帮我选耳环 |
| [00:04.00] | Wow! You look nice. What' s the occasion? chuan zhe me shuai yao qu na li? |
| [00:06.87] | Monica and I are celebrating our 10month anniversary. mo ni ka he wo yao qing zhu man shi ge yue |
| [00:09.77] | Got reservations at JeanGeorge. wo men zai qiao zhi fa guo can ting ding le wei zhi |
| [00:12.04] | How' d you get in? ni men zen me jin de qu? |
| [00:13.27] | Made a few calls, pulled some strings... da le ji tong dian hua, dong yong yi xie guan xi |
| [00:15.54] | ... and they' ll seat us if we both have chicken and don' t get dessert. ru guo wo men dou chi ji, bu jiao tian dian jiu rang wo men 11: 30 jin qu chi |
| [00:23.08] | Hi, Chandler. Hey, Caitlin. qian de kai te lin |
| [00:24.89] | Somebody got a haircut. xin fa xing o |
| [00:26.29] | I hate it. I look like an 8yearold boy. wo hen si le, huo xiang ba sui xiao nan hai |
| [00:28.89] | If that was true, gym class would' ve been more interesting. ru guo zhen de shi zhe yang na yi qian shang ti yu ke hui you qu xu duo |
| [00:36.40] | It' s 27 even. Okay. Here you go. zheng hao 27 mei yuan hao, gei ni |
| [00:38.93] | Where' s the chicken? ni yang de ji ne? |
| [00:40.24] | It' s in the back. The duck pissed him off. zai hou tou, bei zhe ya zi qi pao le |
| [00:43.41] | He said that eggs came first. ya zi shuo xian you dan, cai you ji |
| [00:46.04] | Thanks. I' ll see you later. Bye. xie le, xia hui jian hao, zai jian |
| [00:51.98] | What the hell was that? ni na yang suan shi shen me? |
| [00:54.45] | What? The flirting. shen me? da qing ma qiao |
| [00:56.15] | Aren' t you supposed to be going out with, let' s see, my sister? ni bu shi zheng yao qu gen shui lai zhe wo mei mei yue hui? |
| [01:00.62] | I wasn' t flirting. wo mei zai da qing ma qiao a |
| [01:01.82] | It was totally flirting! " Somebody got a haircut...." na gen ben jiu shi da qing ma qiao " xin fa xing o" |
| [01:08.40] | First of all, the impression? Uncanny. hao, di yi jian shi ni mo fang de hen bie jiao |
| [01:12.27] | Second, that wasn' t flirting. That was just casual conversation. di er, na bu shi da qing ma qiao zhi shi liang ge ren xian hua jia chang er yi |
| [01:16.74] | Yeah, right. wo ting ni zai shuo |
| [01:18.27] | You wanna see flirting? I' ll show you. ni yao kan da qing ma qiao? wo shi fan gei ni kan |
| [01:21.64] | I' m good. bu yong le |
| [01:24.78] | The One Where Ross Can' t Flirt ben ji bo chu:" tiao qing xun shou" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:12.19] | I am so proud of Joey. wo zhen ti qiao yi gan dao jiao ao |
| [02:13.86] | He' s gonna be on Law and Order! I know. ta jing ran yao yan" fa wang you long" wo zhi dao |
| [02:16.20] | Don' t you think it should be called Order and Law? ke shi ni bu jue de jiao" wang fa you long" bi jiao dui ma? |
| [02:19.70] | No, because they arrest the guy and then try him. bu dui, de xian you fa lv cai neng qu wang a |
| [02:22.70] | Don' t get me started on that. wo hua xia zi yi kai ke jiu mei wan le |
| [02:26.04] | I was not flirting. And on your anniversary. For shame! wo mei zai da qing ma qiao hai zai ji nian ri dang tian, diu lian! |
| [02:30.15] | What' s going on? zen me le? |
| [02:31.35] | He was hitting on the hot delivery girl. qian de gen wai song la mei da qing ma qiao |
| [02:33.95] | I was not. And oh, God! wo cai mei you, bai tuo ni ye xiao sheng dian |
| [02:37.49] | You were. If anyone should be hitting on her... you jiu shi you er qie jiu suan you shui gen yao ta da shan |
| [02:40.62] | ... it' s the guy who' s single... ye ying gai shi dan shen de nan ren |
| [02:42.72] | ... the guy who can do something about it. ye ying gai shi you gao tou de ren ma |
| [02:45.03] | Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl. kan lai you ren xiang ba bi sa wai song mei le |
| [02:50.53] | Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin? yuan lai shi zhe yang? ni xi huan kai te lin? |
| [02:55.64] | Ross, we broke up two years ago. You' ve been married since then. luo si, wo men fen shou dou liang nian le zhong jian ni hai jie guo hun |
| [03:00.04] | I think it' s okay that we see other people. wo men ge zi yue hui ying gai mei wen ti ba |
| [03:04.21] | I was watching her at the pizza place. wo qian ji tian zai bi sa dian kan dao ta |
| [03:07.38] | And she was just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little ta xing gan you feng qu hai you xiao qiao ke ai de |
| [03:12.22] | We don' t need her measurements. san wei bu yong shuo le |
| [03:15.56] | Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni. san ge dou shi yi da li la chang bi sa |
| [03:17.73] | She' s pretty and you love her, but is she stupid? luo si, wo zhi dao ta ren mei ni you ai dan ta shi bu shi chun le dian? |
| [03:22.16] | She forgot my vegetarian. ta wang le wo dian de su shi bi sa |
| [03:24.43] | This is perfect. She' ll have to come back here with your pizza. tai wan mei le ta yi ding hui hui lai song ni de su shi bi sa |
| [03:28.57] | And when she does, I will turn on the charm " au" Ross. dao shi wo jiu zhan xian chu luo si de mei li |
| [03:33.74] | I am so glad you don' t eat meat. wo zhen gao xing ni bu chi rou |
| [03:36.54] | See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone. kan ba, chi su dui da jia dou hao |
| [03:40.35] | Hey, everybody, look who' s here! You remember my grandmother. da jia kan shi shui lai le hai ji de wo zu mu ma? |
| [03:44.35] | Big night! Yeah, it' s so cool. tai ku le |
| [03:46.59] | Joey on Law and Order. You must be proud. qiao yi can yu" fa wang you long" yan chu ni yi ding hen jiao ao ba |
| [03:49.42] | She doesn' t understand a word of English. qian de, ta wan quan ting bu dong ying wen |
| [03:51.93] | I thought you were Joey' s other grandmother. bao qian, wo yi wei ni shi qiao yi de a ma |
| [03:56.76] | I' ve done it again. wo hai meng shuo ying wen |
| [04:00.20] | Nonnie' s my biggest fan. ta shi wo de tou hao ying mi |
| [04:02.47] | She' s the only one in the family who' s always believed in me. jia zu li zhi you ta yi ge cong tou dao wei dou xiang xin wo |
| [04:07.31] | Si. Big star. dui, ta shi da ming xing |
| [04:09.81] | My big fat Joey star. wo de pang pang qiao yi da ming xing |
| [04:16.65] | Yeah, I weighed, like, 27 pounds when I was born. dui, wo chu sheng shi 27 bang, suo yi |
| [04:23.83] | Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary, 10 months. ji nian ri kuai le shi ge yue ji nian ri kuai le |
| [04:28.90] | In the shower I was thinking about our first night in London. wo gang cai zai lin yu de shi hou xiang qi wo men zai lun dun de di yi wan |
| [04:32.47] | Joey' s grandmother' s right there. qiao yi de zu mu lai le |
| [04:34.77] | The one who speaks English? The one who doesn' t. hui shuo ying wen de hai shi bu hui de na ge? bu hui de na ge |
| [04:37.57] | That was some hot love you gave me. na wan ni gei de ai hai zhen shi huo re |
| [04:40.84] | I' ll get ready. Wear those earrings I got you. wo qu zhun bei yi xia bu ru dai wo song ni de er huan? |
| [04:43.51] | That' s a great idea. I was saving them for something special. hao zhu yi, jiu shi yao liu dao te bie chang he hao |
| [04:49.52] | You' ve got to go home. But I like it here. ni de hui jia qu dan shi wo xi huan zhe li a |
| [04:53.99] | Get the earrings you borrowed. He wants me to wear them. ni de hui jia na wo jie ni de er huan qian de yao wo jin wan dai na fu er huan |
| [04:57.33] | I think they' re in my purse. Go get dressed and I' ll look for them. hao, ying gai shi fang zai wo pi bao li ni qu chuan yi fu, wo qu zhao hao |
| [05:04.87] | I need those earrings you borrowed. rui qiu, wo yao na hui wo jie ni de er huan |
| [05:11.21] | Yeah, I' ll be right back. hao, wo ma shang hui lai |
| [05:23.69] | Phoebe, you speak ltalian? fei bi, ni hui shuo yi da li wen? |
| [05:25.49] | I guess so. wo cai shi ba |
| [05:30.73] | Here you go. Thanks. Where' s the other one? lai, xie xie ni deng deng ling wai yi ge ne? |
| [05:33.80] | Oh, what, you want both of them? That' s a little greedy, don' t you think? ni liang ge dou yao? hui bu hui tai tan xin le? |
| [05:38.83] | Rachel Karen Greene, where' s the other one? rui qiu ge lin, ling yi ge er huan ne? |
| [05:41.60] | Look, just don' t freak out, but I kind of lost it. hao la, ni xian bie sheng qi hao xiang bu jian le |
| [05:44.84] | I know it' s in the apartment, but I definitely lost it. hai zai gong yu li, dan yi ding bu jian le |
| [05:48.91] | What' ll I tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight. na wo yao zen me gen mo ni ka shuo? ta jin wan jiu yao dai |
| [05:52.11] | Tell her to wear her own earrings. These are her earrings. jiao ta dai zi ji de er huan zhe jiu shi ta de er huan |
| [05:55.62] | bu hui ba |
| [05:58.19] | You lent me her earrings? I' m not allowed to borrow her stuff! ni ba mo ni ka de er huan jie wo? wo bu neng jie ta de dong xi ye |
| [06:03.49] | Why not? Because I lose her stuff! wei shi me? yin wei wo dou hui nong diu |
| [06:13.84] | You see that blind guy? I' m gonna bash his head in later. kan dao na ge mang ren mei? wo deng yi xia hui tong da ta yi dun |
| [06:20.01] | My big scene' s coming up. The big scene coming up. wo de zhu xi jiu kuai lai le zhu xi jiu kuai lai le |
| [06:23.98] | If you said, " Big lima bean bubbling up," would she know the difference? ruo ni shuo" chi pu tao bu tu pu tao pi" ta hui bu hui bi jiao dong? |
| [06:30.65] | What are you doing? rui qiu, ni zai gan ma? |
| [06:32.49] | Oh, I just can' t watch. It' s too scary. wo bu gan kan, tai kong bu le |
| [06:36.69] | It' s a diaper commercial. xian zai shi mai niao bu de guang gao |
| [06:39.23] | Yeah, well, you know me. Babies, responsibilities.... ni ye zhi dao wo de xiao hai a, ze ren, xia si ren |
| [06:45.67] | Pizza delivery. I' ll get it! I will get that! bi sa wai song wo lai kai wo lai na |
| [06:51.64] | How does my hair look? wo de fa xing ru he? |
| [06:53.14] | Ross, it hasn' t moved since 1996. luo si, ni cong 96 nian jiu mei bian guo le |
| [07:01.95] | One vegetarian pizza. It' s 12. 50. yi ge su shi bi sa 12. 5 mei yuan |
| [07:06.69] | By the way, if it makes you feel any better... dui le, ru guo zhe hui rang ni hao guo xie |
| [07:09.36] | ... I happen to like 8yearold boys. wo zheng hao hen xi huan ba sui nan hai |
| [07:15.83] | What? shen me? |
| [07:19.73] | Your hair. Before. Your hair. ni de tou fa zhi qian ni shuo guo |
| [07:21.94] | You said you thought your hair looked like an 8yearold boy' s... ni de fa xing hen xiang ba sui nan hai |
| [07:26.24] | ... and I' m just saying I like it. wo shuo wo hen xi huan |
| [07:28.78] | The hair. ni de fa xing |
| [07:32.11] | Thanks. xie xie |
| [07:36.18] | You understand, I don' t actually like 8yearold boys. wo bu shi zhen de xi huan ba sui nan hai |
| [07:42.02] | All I' m looking for is the money. wo zai deng ni zhao qian |
| [07:44.46] | Here you go. Stop bringing us pizzas, you. zhe li bie zai bang wo men song bi sa le |
| [07:47.20] | I' m gonna try. wo dou kuai ku le |
| [07:52.23] | You' re welcome. bu ke qi |
| [07:53.60] | You couldn' t let me have her, could you? ni jiu shi bu xiang kan wo de shou, dui ba? |
| [07:57.10] | This is a girl I really like, and you had to swoop in there! shen me? wo zhen de hen xi huan zhe ge nv hai ni gan ma yao lai cou re nao? |
| [08:01.24] | What? zen me le? |
| [08:02.38] | Chandler was flirting with the hot delivery girl. qian de chong zhe wai song la mei da qing ma qiao |
| [08:07.11] | Thank you for that. zhen shi duo xie ni le |
| [08:10.49] | I was not flirting. wo mei you da qing ma qiao |
| [08:11.79] | It' s okay. I don' t care. That' s fine. mei guan xi, wo bu zai yi, wu suo wei |
| [08:14.09] | Really? shen me? zhen de? |
| [08:16.59] | It' s no big deal. I do it all the time. xiao shi yi jian, wo dong bu dong ye shi |
| [08:22.43] | You flirt with guys all the time? ni dong bu dong jiu gen ren da qing ma qiao? |
| [08:25.33] | It doesn' t mean anything. Just like it doesn' t mean anything with you. shi a, na you bu dai biao shen me ni bu shi ye mei bie de yi si |
| [08:29.77] | There' s a difference. You' re a lot hotter. dui, dan shi you yi dian hen bu yi yang ni bi wo la duo le |
| [08:32.34] | True story. zhe shi zhen de |
| [08:35.34] | This actually bothers you? qian de, ni zhen de jie yi? |
| [08:36.98] | Yes, and I think it' d bother a lot of people. dui, wo shi jie yi wo xiang hen duo ren dou hui jie yi |
| [08:39.75] | When you and Ross dated... rui qiu, ni he luo si zai yi qi na shi |
| [08:41.58] | ... did it bother you when he flirted with other women? ta gen bie de nv ren da qing ma qiao ni hui bu hui jie yi? |
| [08:44.85] | No, it bothered me when he slept with other women. bu hui ta gen bie de nv ren shang chuang wo cai hui jie yi |
| [08:51.99] | And thank you for that. zhen shi duo xie le |
| [08:55.00] | I never had to worry. dan qi shi wo mei sha hao dan xin de |
| [08:57.10] | He was never good at the flirting thing. luo si cong lai jiu bu tai hui da qing ma qiao |
| [08:59.43] | What? shen me? |
| [09:02.47] | What are you talking about? It worked with you. ni zai shuo shi mo? dui ni bu jiu you xiao |
| [09:05.54] | No, you' re right. ni shuo di zhen shi dui ji le |
| [09:06.94] | We met, you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me. wo men ren shi, ni dui wo da qing ma qiao jiu nian hou ni zhong yu zhui dao wo le |
| [09:12.68] | All right. hao |
| [09:14.12] | You know what I' ll do? I' ll order another pizza. jiu zhe me ban wo zai lai dian ge bi sa |
| [09:17.39] | And when Caitlin gets here... deng kai te lin lai de shi hou |
| [09:19.82] | ... I will show you how well I flirt. wo jiu lai rang ni men jian shi yi xia wo you duo hui da qing ma qiao |
| [09:22.86] | I will get her phone number. wo hai neng yao dao ta de dian hua hao ma |
| [09:25.13] | And not the one on the menu. bu shi bi sa dian de dian hua la |
| [09:30.63] | I found it. Thank God! Where was it? wo zhao dao le xie tian xie di, zai na li zhao dao de? |
| [09:33.20] | On your dresser. zai ni de shu zhuang tai shang |
| [09:34.47] | Okay, that is the one we already have. na shi yuan lai de na yi ge |
| [09:38.21] | Here' s my big scene. My big scene' s here. wo de zhu xi dao le, jiu shi xian zai |
| [09:41.04] | Wanna bet nobody heard anything? No bet. |
| [09:45.38] | Anybody home? you ren zai ma? |
| [09:47.15] | Oh, my God. What? tian a gan ma? |
| [09:49.18] | Everybody keep smiling. It' ll kill my grandmother if she finds out. da jia ji xu xiao wo zu mu fa xian yi ding hui nan guo dao si diao |
| [09:53.65] | What is it? zen me le? |
| [09:54.82] | They cut me out of the show. wo na yi duan bei jian diao le |
| [09:57.73] | What? shen me? |
| [09:59.19] | Are you sure? Maybe your scene' s coming up. ni que ding? huo xu xian zai cai lun dao ni shang |
| [10:01.86] | Not likely. Because you see that body bag right there? bu tai ke neng kan dao na ge zhuang shi ti de dai zi mei? |
| [10:05.43] | I' m in it. you a li tou zhuang de shi wo |
| [10:08.60] | This is terrible. What' ll you do? tai zao gao le, ni yao zen me ban? |
| [10:10.71] | I don' t know. This little old lady lives for my career. bu zhi dao wo de lao zu mu huo zhe jiu shi wei le kan wo yan xi |
| [10:14.14] | When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died. shang hui" wo men de ri zi" bu yao wo ta cha dian nan guo dao si diao |
| [10:17.65] | That' s not good. na yang hen bu miao |
| [10:18.78] | Yeah, we had to get her a home nurse. Oh, my God. wo men hai zhao le ge te bie kan hu lai zhao gu ta tian a |
| [10:22.08] | Yeah, she almost died and got really expensive. ta cha dian si diao hai hua le wo men hao duo qian |
| [10:25.62] | You' re not smiling. Not that face! Everybody smile! bie yong na zhong biao qing, da jia ji xu xiao |
| [10:29.72] | Just tell her what happened. It' s not your fault. qiao yi, ni zen me bu shi hua shi shuo? na you bu neng guai ni |
| [10:33.36] | If we keep talking this way, won' t we freak her out soon? ru guo wo men ji xu zhe yang shuo hua hui bu hui xia dao ta? |
| [10:40.17] | Soon. I' m gonna be on soon. hen kuai ma shang jiu lun wo shang chang le |
| [10:42.80] | There I am! na jiu shi wo! |
| [10:46.74] | Sam Waterston! shan mu wa te si dun! |
| [10:48.88] | No, no. That' s me. That' s me! bu dui na shi wo |
| [10:51.25] | No. Sam Waterston. bu shi, na shi shan mu wa te si dun |
| [10:53.58] | Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One. " ai yu zui" " mo jie yi hao da xing dong" |
| [10:56.65] | She doesn' t know " hello," but she knows Capricorn One. ta ting bu dong" ni hao" que zhi dao" mo jie yi hao da xing dong" |
| [11:00.92] | I need those earrings. We' re leaving when the show' s over. fei bi, wo yao na fu er huan le jie mu yi yan wan wo men jiu yao chu qu |
| [11:05.59] | But I already gave them back to you. ke shi wo yi jing hai ni le a |
| [11:10.03] | No, you didn' t. cai mei you |
| [11:11.23] | I already didn' t gave them back to you. That' s what I said. hao, wo yi jing hai mei huan gei ni wo jiu shi zhe yang shuo de a |
| [11:16.44] | Where' s that other earring? ling yi ge er huan zai na li? |
| [11:18.21] | It' s not here, Phoebe. It' s not here. fei bi, bu zai zhe li |
| [11:20.61] | I went to Chandler' s last night. wo zuo wan you qu qian de he qiao yi na li |
| [11:22.71] | Make sure you check Chandler' s jewelry box. hao, ji de yao jian cha qian de de zhu bao he |
| [11:27.42] | Chandler has a jewelry box? man zhe, qian de you zhu bao he? |
| [11:29.92] | We have 10 minutes. Do you want me to get into that now? hao le, shi jian jin po ni yao wo xian zai jiu gen ni jie shi? |
| [11:38.29] | Hey, Phoebe. fei bi |
| [11:40.19] | How' s that... na ge... |
| [11:41.90] | ... vegetarian pizza working out for you? su shi bi sa ni chi de hai xi guan ma? |
| [11:47.23] | You and those vegetables have a real... ni he nei xie shu cai |
| [11:49.97] | ... thing going on, huh? hai zhen shi you liang xia zi, shi ba? |
| [11:54.81] | Why are you being weird? ni gan ma guai li guai qi de? |
| [11:58.05] | Do you like it? ni xi bu xi huan? |
| [12:01.78] | No. That' d be, " Why are you being cute?" bu xi huan, fou ze wo jiu hui wen " ni gan ma zhuang ke ai" le |
| [12:05.15] | Okay. I' m working on my flirting. hao ba, wo zai lian xi da qing ma qiao |
| [12:07.42] | I did not get that. yuan lai ru ci, wo mei kan chu lai |
| [12:11.79] | So, Monica, do you like Law and Order? mo ni ka, ni xi huan kan " fa wang you long" ma? |
| [12:14.26] | Yeah, it' s good. xi huan, hen hao kan |
| [12:15.63] | I found out all this stuff about you. You like Law and Order... wo jin tian fa xian dao le xin de ni hao bi ni ai kan" fa wang you long" |
| [12:18.97] | ... and you' ve flirted with every guy in the tristate area. hai you ni dao chu gen ren da qing ma qiao |
| [12:24.64] | Okay, let me get this straight. hao, wo lai wen ge qing chu |
| [12:26.84] | It' s okay for you to flirt, but not for me? ni ke yi da qing ma qiao, wo que bu xing |
| [12:29.98] | I' m glad we cleared that up. zhen gao xing wo men ba hua shuo qing chu le |
| [12:32.58] | I' m sorry, but some things are different for men and women. bao qian, dan ni ting wo shuo nan nv you xie shi shi bu yi yang de |
| [12:36.52] | Teach me about men and women. ji xu, kai shi wo yi xie nan nv de cha bie |
| [12:38.49] | I' ve already taught you so much already, but whatever. hao, sui ran wo yi jing jiao guo ni hen duo le |
| [12:42.62] | When you flirt with a guy, you think," No big deal." ni gen nan ren da qing ma qiao de shi hou ni jue de zhi shi da qing ma qiao mei sha da bu liao de |
| [12:45.66] | But he thinks," Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me." dan dui fang hui jue de ta zhong yu zhao dao ren shang chuang le |
| [12:49.60] | No way! It' s true. bu ke neng zhe shi zhen de |
| [12:52.13] | Well, that' s pathetic. Again, true. zhen ke bei zhe ye shi zhen de |
| [12:55.64] | This goes for all guys? All guys that are awake. nan ren dou zhe yang ma? xing zhe de nan ren dou shi yong |
| [12:59.64] | We go to sleep. deng wo men shang chuang shui jiao hou |
| [13:00.84] | All guys from the other end of the world wake up and act the same way. shi jie ling yi bian de nan ren qi chuang ji xu zuo yi mu yi yang de shi |
| [13:06.15] | It' s another commercial and I still haven' t told her. hao, you jin guang gao le wo hai shi mei gen ta shuo |
| [13:09.22] | Joey, this is the last commercial. qiao yi, zhe shi zui hou yi duan guang gao |
| [13:12.32] | You got 10 minutes left. I know! ni zhi sheng shi fen zhong le wo zhi dao |
| [13:14.46] | What am I gonna do? ni yao wo zen me ban? |
| [13:16.56] | You will not run out and leave her here. bu xu ni luo pao, liu ta zai zhe li |
| [13:21.66] | Yeah, all right. dui, hao la |
| [13:27.97] | qiao yi? |
| [13:29.80] | Joey' s gonna be right back. Right back? qiao yi ma shang hui lai ma shang hui lai? |
| [13:34.64] | Meanwhile, let' s talk about you. wo men shun bian lai liao liao ni ba |
| [13:39.35] | So you' re old and small. ni nian ji da, ge zi xiao |
| [13:48.79] | Did you find it? The earring, no. zhao dao mei? er huan shi mei you |
| [13:50.59] | But I found my sunglasses. dan wo zai sha fa di xia zhao dao wo de tai yang yan jing |
| [13:52.33] | I' ve been looking for these since last summer. wo cong qu nian xia tian zhao dao xian zai |
| [13:55.50] | Those are mine. You borrowed them from me. na shi wo jie ni de tai yang yan jing |
| [13:59.80] | Okay. Calm down. Here they are. hao, bie ji dong, hai ni jiu shi le |
| [14:02.84] | fei bi |
| [14:06.51] | What do we do? I don' t know. I don' t know! wo men yao zen me ban? wo bu zhi dao |
| [14:09.91] | We' ll just have to tell Monica, that' s all. wo men zhi hao lao shi gen mo ni ka shuo le |
| [14:12.91] | Oh, God! She' s gonna kill me. lao tian, ta yi ding hui sha le wo |
| [14:16.82] | I could tell her it was all my fault. wo ke yi gen ta shuo shi wo nong diao de |
| [14:19.05] | Oh, that' d be great. na jiu tai hao le |
| [14:23.42] | Mon, could I talk to you? mo ni ka, wo you hua yao gen ni shuo |
| [14:25.33] | Yeah. What is it? hao, shen me shi? |
| [14:28.26] | I lost one of your earrings. wo nong diu le ni yi zhi er huan |
| [14:30.43] | I' m sorry. I am so, so sorry. dui bu qi, wo zhen de hen bao qian |
| [14:36.77] | All right, what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it. hao ba, dou nong diu le hai neng zen yang |
| [14:40.67] | I' ll replace it. I promise. I feel so terrible. wo bao zheng hui pei ni yi fu xin de wo zhen de hen kui jiu |
| [14:43.84] | That' s fine. You didn' t do it on purpose. mei guan xi, ni you bu shi gu yi de |
| [14:46.95] | Look at you. Come here. qiao ni nan guo de, lai |
| [14:51.59] | You feel better? Yeah. You' re the best. hao dian le mei? you a, ni zui bang le |
| [14:55.39] | Okay, wait a minute. hao, deng yi deng |
| [14:58.23] | I can' t do this. wo bu neng zhe yang |
| [15:00.26] | Listen, honey, it' s not Phoebe' s fault. qi shi bu shi fei bi nong diu de |
| [15:02.96] | She lent me the earrings. ta ba ni de er huan jie wo |
| [15:04.77] | I lost it. I' m so sorry, honey. I feel terrible too. shi wo nong diu de, wo zhen de hen bao qian wo ye jue de hao kui jiu |
| [15:09.94] | That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff! suo yi wo cai bu jie ni dong xi! |
| [15:14.58] | First, my jewelry. If it' s not that, it' s my sweater. xian shi wo de shou shi bu shi shou shi, jiu shi wo de lan se mao yi |
| [15:17.71] | And if it' s not that, it' s my sunglasses. bu shi lan se mao yi jiu shi wo de tai yang yan jing |
| [15:20.25] | Your sunglasses? Yes! ni de tai yang yan jing? dui! |
| [15:22.38] | Oh, right. dui ye |
| [15:25.22] | Pizza. Mine, mine, mine! bi sa wai song wo de! |
| [15:29.32] | Okay, here goes. hao, yao kai shi le |
| [15:30.82] | Prepare yourselves for some classA flirting. zhun bei jian shi yi liu de da qing ma qiao |
| [15:34.23] | Okay, hold on. deng deng |
| [15:36.66] | Okay. wo zhun bei hao le |
| [15:39.23] | You have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don' t think flirting is the right way ni fan bu zhao zhe yang ruo ni zhen de xi huan zhe ge nv hai wo ye bu jue de da qing ma qiao shi |
| [15:46.11] | You' ll see. Okay. deng zhe kan jiu zhi dao, hao ba |
| [15:50.74] | What' s her name? ta jiao shen me ming zi? |
| [15:53.15] | Caitlin! kai te lin |
| [16:03.49] | We can' t keep eating like this. zhe yang chi xia qu ye bu shi ban fa |
| [16:08.76] | It' s 12. 50. 12. 5 mei yuan |
| [16:11.13] | Okay. hao |
| [16:16.70] | Do you make the pizzas in one of those woodburning ovens? ni men zuo bi sa shi yong shao mu tou de lu zi ma? |
| [16:22.98] | No, actually, I think they' re gas. bu shi, qi shi shi wa si lu |
| [16:26.11] | Gas? wa si lu? |
| [16:30.45] | Intense. zhen dai jin |
| [16:33.12] | If this is how all the Gellers flirt, we don' t have a problem. ru guo gai lei jia de ren dou zhe yang da qing ma qiao de hua wo men jiu mei you wen ti le |
| [16:39.66] | You know that smell gas has? ni zhi dao wa si de wei dao ma? |
| [16:48.20] | Yeah. They put that in. zhi dao na shi jia jin qu de |
| [16:51.14] | What? The gas is odorless. shen me? wa si qi shi shi wu se wu wei |
| [16:54.48] | But they add the smell so you know when there' s a leak. jia shang wei dao shi wei le rang ren zai wa si lou qi shi neng wen de chu lai |
| [17:01.02] | Well, okay. hao ba |
| [17:04.49] | A lot of other gas smells. hen duo qi ti dou you wei dao |
| [17:12.86] | Oh, the humanity! jiu ming o |
| [17:17.70] | Methane smells.... jia wan you wei dao |
| [17:21.67] | You know what? Actually, I really should go. bu hao yi si, wo zhen de de zou le |
| [17:25.21] | But I haven' t paid you yet. That' s okay. wo hai mei fu qian ne mei guan xi |
| [17:28.38] | You guys have ordered so many that this one' s on me. ni men dian le na me duo zhe yi ge suan wo qing de |
| [17:39.09] | Was I talking to her about gas? wo shi bu shi gen ta shuo dao wa si de shi? |
| [17:44.43] | More so than anything else. na gen ben jiu shi zhu ti |
| [17:48.46] | I found it interesting. wo jue de hen you yi si |
| [17:53.67] | I' m sorry. No. wo hen yi han bu yong |
| [17:54.80] | Don' t worry about it. bie dan xin |
| [17:57.24] | In nine years, she and l will be right there! jiu nian zhi hou wo he ta jiu neng zai yi qi le |
| [18:07.78] | I' m gonna clear out some of these boxes. hao, wo qu qing diao zhei xie bi sa he |
| [18:18.83] | Ross? Yeah? What else do they add smell to? luo si? zen me le? hai you nei xie qi ti hui jia wei dao? |
| [18:25.60] | Caitlin! Caitlin! |
| [18:27.90] | Hi, I' m Rachel. wo shi rui qiu |
| [18:30.40] | From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza? zhu lou shang de jiao yi dui bi sa de na jia |
| [18:32.47] | Was there a problem? bi sa you wen ti ma? |
| [18:34.24] | No, they' re fine. Great pizza. bu shi bi sa hen hao chi |
| [18:36.44] | But, actually, my friend Ross... qi shi shi wo peng you luo si de shi |
| [18:39.58] | ... he gets nervous when he' s flirting. ta zhi yao da qing ma qiao jiu hui jin zhang |
| [18:43.92] | Oh, my God! tian a |
| [18:45.32] | That was flirting? Yeah. ta shi zai da qing ma qiao? mei cuo |
| [18:48.29] | I know, I know. wo zhi dao ni de gan jue |
| [18:50.19] | I' m telling you, once you get past that part... bu guo yi dan guo le na ge jie duan |
| [18:53.66] | ... where it feels like you wanna die... na ge rang ni xiang yao zi sha de jie duan |
| [18:56.33] | ... he' s a really good person. ni jiu hui fa xian ta shi ge da hao ren |
| [18:58.50] | The guy with the gas? kai kou bi kou dou shi wa si de na ge ren? |
| [19:01.30] | I' m telling you, he' s really sweet and really funny... ta zhen de hen ti tie feng qu |
| [19:04.77] | ... and he' s just got a good heart. hai you yi fu hao xin chang |
| [19:06.97] | You know, actually, I did think that he was cute and then he started talking. qi shi wo jue de ta man ke ai de ke shi yi kai shi shuo hua jiu |
| [19:12.78] | See, there you go. zhe jiu dui le |
| [19:15.32] | Besides, I think he really likes you. Really? er qie wo jue de ta hen xi huan ni zhen de ma? |
| [19:19.59] | Well, we have seven people and 10 pizzas. What do you think? wo men qi ge ren, que jiao le shi ge bi sa zhe hai bu gou ming xian ma? |
| [19:23.92] | I thought Joey was there. wo xiang shuo qiao yi hen hui chi |
| [19:28.16] | Yeah, no, but just I' m telling you he' s worth a shot. luo si zhi de ni qu shi shi kan |
| [19:32.33] | Well, if he' s so great why don' t you go out with him? ru guo ta na me bang ni zen me bu qu gen ta yue hui? |
| [19:38.64] | Well, you know, at some point... ni zhi dao ma? you zhao yi ri... |
| [19:41.18] | ... you and I may need to have a longer conversation. ... wo men ke neng xu yao hao hao liao yi liao |
| [19:50.78] | Hey, Ross? luo si? |
| [19:52.75] | I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway. wo gang cai zai zou lang yu dao kai te lin |
| [19:55.59] | You must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought. ni da qing ma qiao de ji qiao ken ding bi wo xiang xiang zhong geng gao ming |
| [19:59.56] | What? I don' t get it, but she wanted me... shen me yi si? sui ran wo gao bu dong |
| [20:01.80] | ... to give you her number. dan ta yao wo zhuan jiao ta de dian hua gei ni |
| [20:09.07] | And she just gave you this? ta zi ji gei ni de? |
| [20:14.21] | Rach, thanks. But I don' t need you doing me any favors. rui qiu, xie le dan wo bu xu yao ni bang mang |
| [20:17.98] | I didn' t. She thought you were cute. wo mei bang mang a, shi ta jue de ni ke ai |
| [20:21.92] | Well, that I can believe. zhe dian wo dao shi xiang xin |
| [20:25.89] | Hey, is the show still on? hai zai yan ma? |
| [20:28.59] | Almost over, man. kuai yao yan wan le |
| [20:30.06] | Hey, Nonnie. |
| [20:32.06] | Is that the pope? na shi jiao zong ma? |
| [20:36.50] | Why am I looking? wo gan ma gen guo qu kan? |
| [20:38.83] | Oh, here I am! This is my big scene. lai le, wo de zhu xi shang chang |
| [20:41.67] | All right, back off! kuai tui hou |
| [20:45.47] | I got a gun! wo you qiang o |
| [20:47.74] | I' m not afraid to use it. yong qi lai ke bu hui shou ruan |
| [20:50.68] | Joey! That' s right, Nonnie. qiao yi! |
| [20:52.35] | You couldn' t have at least changed your shirt? ni qi ma ye gai huan yi jian shang yi de |
| [20:56.65] | Now, I want a suitcase filled with 100, 000 wo yao ni zai shou ti xiang li zhuang man shi wan mei yuan |
| [21:03.16] | Filled with 100, 000 in small bills. zhuang man shi wan mei yuan de xiao chao |
| [21:05.79] | And if I don' t get Shoo! ruo shi wo mei na dao |
| [21:08.63] | And if I don' t get it... ruo shi wo mei na dao |
| [21:12.20] | ... I' ll shoot this duck! wo jiu bi le zhe zhi ya zi |
| [21:14.30] | Oh, no! bu neng zhe yang |
| [21:16.97] | I' m coming out! wo yao chu qu le |
| [21:26.78] | And she' s supposed to buy this? ta hui xiang xin ma? |
| [21:28.65] | Joey, bravo! qiao yi, tai bang le! |
| [21:33.05] | Ground control to Major Tom di mian kong zhi dui hu jiao zong bu |
| [21:38.13] | Commencing countdown dao shu kai shi |
| [21:40.23] | Engines dong li |
| [21:42.46] | On quan kai |
| [21:50.40] | That' s scenes from next week' s show. Next week. zhe shi xia zhou de pian duan xia zhou de |
| [21:55.14] | I am definitely gonna watch that. wo yi ding yao deng zhe kan |
| [22:02.72] | Do these look the same? zhe yi fu ne? kan qi lai yi yang ma? |
| [22:04.58] | Definitely. Not as each other. yi mu yi yang shi fen kai lai kan |
| [22:06.82] | Then, no. bu na jiu bu yi yang le |
| [22:11.39] | Hey, you ready? Yeah. zhun bei hao le me? hao le |
| [22:13.56] | You look amazing. I' m the luckiest man in the world. ni zhen mei wo shi quan shi jie zui xing yun de nan ren |
| [22:16.83] | You' re about to get a little luckier. ni ji jiang yao geng xing yun le |
| [22:19.67] | Let me see the earrings. Right, the earrings. er huan rang wo kan kan er huan |
| [22:22.64] | They look great. mei ji le |
| [22:24.47] | Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what? ni nan you zhen shi pin wei yi liu ne |
| [22:28.61] | My boyfriend really does have great taste. wo nan you de pin wei zhen de hen bang |
| [22:34.82] | Thanks for picking out the earrings. duo xie ni bang wo xuan er huan |
| [00:04.00] | Wow! You look nice. What' s the occasion? chuān zhè me shuài yào qù nǎ lǐ? |
| [00:06.87] | Monica and I are celebrating our 10month anniversary. mó nī kǎ hé wǒ yào qìng zhù mǎn shí gè yuè |
| [00:09.77] | Got reservations at JeanGeorge. wǒ men zài qiáo zhì fǎ guó cān tīng dìng le wèi zhì |
| [00:12.04] | How' d you get in? nǐ men zěn me jìn dé qù? |
| [00:13.27] | Made a few calls, pulled some strings... dǎ le jǐ tōng diàn huà, dòng yòng yī xiē guān xì |
| [00:15.54] | ... and they' ll seat us if we both have chicken and don' t get dessert. rú guǒ wǒ men dōu chī jī, bù jiào tián diǎn jiù ràng wǒ men 11: 30 jìn qù chī |
| [00:23.08] | Hi, Chandler. Hey, Caitlin. qián dé kǎi tè lín |
| [00:24.89] | Somebody got a haircut. xīn fà xíng ō |
| [00:26.29] | I hate it. I look like an 8yearold boy. wǒ hèn sǐ le, huó xiàng bā suì xiǎo nán hái |
| [00:28.89] | If that was true, gym class would' ve been more interesting. rú guǒ zhēn de shì zhè yàng nà yǐ qián shàng tǐ yù kè huì yǒu qù xǔ duō |
| [00:36.40] | It' s 27 even. Okay. Here you go. zhèng hǎo 27 měi yuán hǎo, gěi nǐ |
| [00:38.93] | Where' s the chicken? nǐ yǎng de jī ne? |
| [00:40.24] | It' s in the back. The duck pissed him off. zài hòu tou, bèi zhè yā zǐ qì pǎo le |
| [00:43.41] | He said that eggs came first. yā zǐ shuō xiān yǒu dàn, cái yǒu jī |
| [00:46.04] | Thanks. I' ll see you later. Bye. xiè le, xià huí jiàn hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [00:51.98] | What the hell was that? nǐ nà yàng suàn shì shén me? |
| [00:54.45] | What? The flirting. shén me? dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [00:56.15] | Aren' t you supposed to be going out with, let' s see, my sister? nǐ bú shì zhèng yào qù gēn shuí lái zhe wǒ mèi mei yuē huì? |
| [01:00.62] | I wasn' t flirting. wǒ méi zài dǎ qíng mà qiào a |
| [01:01.82] | It was totally flirting! " Somebody got a haircut...." nà gēn běn jiù shì dǎ qíng mà qiào " xīn fà xíng ō" |
| [01:08.40] | First of all, the impression? Uncanny. hǎo, dì yī jiàn shì nǐ mó fǎng de hěn bié jiǎo |
| [01:12.27] | Second, that wasn' t flirting. That was just casual conversation. dì èr, nà bú shì dǎ qíng mà qiào zhǐ shì liǎng gè rén xián huà jiā cháng ér yǐ |
| [01:16.74] | Yeah, right. wǒ tīng nǐ zài shuō |
| [01:18.27] | You wanna see flirting? I' ll show you. nǐ yào kàn dǎ qíng mà qiào? wǒ shì fàn gěi nǐ kàn |
| [01:21.64] | I' m good. bù yòng le |
| [01:24.78] | The One Where Ross Can' t Flirt běn jí bō chū:" tiáo qíng xùn shǒu" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:12.19] | I am so proud of Joey. wǒ zhēn tì qiáo yī gǎn dào jiāo ào |
| [02:13.86] | He' s gonna be on Law and Order! I know. tā jìng rán yào yǎn" fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:16.20] | Don' t you think it should be called Order and Law? kě shì nǐ bù jué de jiào" wǎng fǎ yóu lóng" bǐ jiào duì ma? |
| [02:19.70] | No, because they arrest the guy and then try him. bú duì, dé xiān yǒu fǎ lǜ cái néng qù wǎng a |
| [02:22.70] | Don' t get me started on that. wǒ huà xiá zi yī kāi kě jiù méi wán le |
| [02:26.04] | I was not flirting. And on your anniversary. For shame! wǒ méi zài dǎ qíng mà qiào hái zài jì niàn rì dàng tiān, diū liǎn! |
| [02:30.15] | What' s going on? zěn me le? |
| [02:31.35] | He was hitting on the hot delivery girl. qián dé gēn wài sòng là mèi dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [02:33.95] | I was not. And oh, God! wǒ cái méi yǒu, bài tuō nǐ yě xiǎo shēng diǎn |
| [02:37.49] | You were. If anyone should be hitting on her... yǒu jiù shì yǒu ér qiě jiù suàn yǒu shuí gēn yào tā dā shàn |
| [02:40.62] | ... it' s the guy who' s single... yě yīng gāi shì dān shēn de nán rén |
| [02:42.72] | ... the guy who can do something about it. yě yīng gāi shì yǒu gǎo tóu de rén ma |
| [02:45.03] | Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl. kàn lái yǒu rén xiǎng bǎ bǐ sà wài sòng mèi le |
| [02:50.53] | Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin? yuán lái shì zhè yàng? nǐ xǐ huān kǎi tè lín? |
| [02:55.64] | Ross, we broke up two years ago. You' ve been married since then. luó sī, wǒ men fēn shǒu dōu liǎng nián le zhōng jiān nǐ hái jié guò hūn |
| [03:00.04] | I think it' s okay that we see other people. wǒ men gè zì yuē huì yīng gāi méi wèn tí ba |
| [03:04.21] | I was watching her at the pizza place. wǒ qián jǐ tiān zài bǐ sà diàn kàn dào tā |
| [03:07.38] | And she was just so sexy and funny and has the cutest little tā xìng gǎn yòu fēng qù hái yǒu xiǎo qiǎo kě ài de |
| [03:12.22] | We don' t need her measurements. sān wéi bù yòng shuō le |
| [03:15.56] | Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni. sān ge dōu shì yì dà lì là cháng bǐ sà |
| [03:17.73] | She' s pretty and you love her, but is she stupid? luó sī, wǒ zhī dào tā rén měi nǐ yòu ài dàn tā shì bú shì chǔn le diǎn? |
| [03:22.16] | She forgot my vegetarian. tā wàng le wǒ diǎn de sù shí bǐ sà |
| [03:24.43] | This is perfect. She' ll have to come back here with your pizza. tài wán měi le tā yí dìng huì huí lái sòng nǐ de sù shí bǐ sà |
| [03:28.57] | And when she does, I will turn on the charm " au" Ross. dào shí wǒ jiù zhǎn xiàn chū luó sī de mèi lì |
| [03:33.74] | I am so glad you don' t eat meat. wǒ zhēn gāo xìng nǐ bù chī ròu |
| [03:36.54] | See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone. kàn ba, chī sù duì dà jiā dōu hǎo |
| [03:40.35] | Hey, everybody, look who' s here! You remember my grandmother. dà jiā kàn shì shuí lái le hái jì de wǒ zǔ mǔ ma? |
| [03:44.35] | Big night! Yeah, it' s so cool. tài kù le |
| [03:46.59] | Joey on Law and Order. You must be proud. qiáo yī cān yù" fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" yǎn chū nǐ yí dìng hěn jiāo ào ba |
| [03:49.42] | She doesn' t understand a word of English. qián dé, tā wán quán tīng bù dǒng yīng wén |
| [03:51.93] | I thought you were Joey' s other grandmother. bào qiàn, wǒ yǐ wéi nǐ shì qiáo yī de ā mā |
| [03:56.76] | I' ve done it again. wǒ hái měng shuō yīng wén |
| [04:00.20] | Nonnie' s my biggest fan. tā shì wǒ de tóu hào yǐng mí |
| [04:02.47] | She' s the only one in the family who' s always believed in me. jiā zú lǐ zhǐ yǒu tā yí gè cóng tóu dào wěi dōu xiāng xìn wǒ |
| [04:07.31] | Si. Big star. duì, tā shì dà míng xīng |
| [04:09.81] | My big fat Joey star. wǒ de pàng pàng qiáo yī dà míng xīng |
| [04:16.65] | Yeah, I weighed, like, 27 pounds when I was born. duì, wǒ chū shēng shì 27 bàng, suǒ yǐ |
| [04:23.83] | Happy anniversary! Happy anniversary, 10 months. jì niàn rì kuài lè shí gè yuè jì niàn rì kuài lè |
| [04:28.90] | In the shower I was thinking about our first night in London. wǒ gāng cái zài lín yù de shí hòu xiǎng qǐ wǒ men zài lún dūn de dì yī wǎn |
| [04:32.47] | Joey' s grandmother' s right there. qiáo yī de zǔ mǔ lái le |
| [04:34.77] | The one who speaks English? The one who doesn' t. huì shuō yīng wén de hái shì bú huì de nà gè? bú huì de nà gè |
| [04:37.57] | That was some hot love you gave me. nà wǎn nǐ gěi de ài hái zhēn shì huǒ rè |
| [04:40.84] | I' ll get ready. Wear those earrings I got you. wǒ qù zhǔn bèi yī xià bù rú dài wǒ sòng nǐ de ěr huán? |
| [04:43.51] | That' s a great idea. I was saving them for something special. hǎo zhǔ yì, jiù shì yào liú dào tè bié chǎng hé hǎo |
| [04:49.52] | You' ve got to go home. But I like it here. nǐ dé huí jiā qù dàn shì wǒ xǐ huān zhè lǐ a |
| [04:53.99] | Get the earrings you borrowed. He wants me to wear them. nǐ dé huí jiā ná wǒ jiè nǐ de ěr huán qián dé yào wǒ jīn wǎn dài nà fù ěr huán |
| [04:57.33] | I think they' re in my purse. Go get dressed and I' ll look for them. hǎo, yīng gāi shì fàng zài wǒ pí bāo lǐ nǐ qù chuān yī fu, wǒ qù zhǎo hǎo |
| [05:04.87] | I need those earrings you borrowed. ruì qiū, wǒ yào ná huí wǒ jiè nǐ de ěr huán |
| [05:11.21] | Yeah, I' ll be right back. hǎo, wǒ mǎ shàng huí lái |
| [05:23.69] | Phoebe, you speak ltalian? fēi bǐ, nǐ huì shuō yì dà lì wén? |
| [05:25.49] | I guess so. wǒ cāi shì ba |
| [05:30.73] | Here you go. Thanks. Where' s the other one? lái, xiè xiè nǐ děng děng lìng wài yí gè ne? |
| [05:33.80] | Oh, what, you want both of them? That' s a little greedy, don' t you think? nǐ liǎng gè dōu yào? huì bú huì tài tān xīn le? |
| [05:38.83] | Rachel Karen Greene, where' s the other one? ruì qiū gé lín, lìng yí gè ěr huán ne? |
| [05:41.60] | Look, just don' t freak out, but I kind of lost it. hǎo la, nǐ xiān bié shēng qì hǎo xiàng bú jiàn le |
| [05:44.84] | I know it' s in the apartment, but I definitely lost it. hái zài gōng yù lǐ, dàn yí dìng bú jiàn le |
| [05:48.91] | What' ll I tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight. nà wǒ yào zěn me gēn mó nī kǎ shuō? tā jīn wǎn jiù yào dài |
| [05:52.11] | Tell her to wear her own earrings. These are her earrings. jiào tā dài zì jǐ de ěr huán zhè jiù shì tā de ěr huán |
| [05:55.62] | bú huì ba |
| [05:58.19] | You lent me her earrings? I' m not allowed to borrow her stuff! nǐ bǎ mó nī kǎ de ěr huán jiè wǒ? wǒ bù néng jiè tā de dōng xī yé |
| [06:03.49] | Why not? Because I lose her stuff! wèi shí me? yīn wèi wǒ dōu huì nòng diū |
| [06:13.84] | You see that blind guy? I' m gonna bash his head in later. kàn dào nà gè máng rén méi? wǒ děng yī xià huì tòng dǎ tā yī dùn |
| [06:20.01] | My big scene' s coming up. The big scene coming up. wǒ de zhǔ xì jiù kuài lái le zhǔ xì jiù kuài lái le |
| [06:23.98] | If you said, " Big lima bean bubbling up," would she know the difference? ruò nǐ shuō" chī pú táo bù tǔ pú táo pí" tā huì bú huì bǐ jiào dǒng? |
| [06:30.65] | What are you doing? ruì qiū, nǐ zài gàn ma? |
| [06:32.49] | Oh, I just can' t watch. It' s too scary. wǒ bù gǎn kàn, tài kǒng bù le |
| [06:36.69] | It' s a diaper commercial. xiàn zài shì mài niào bù de guǎng gào |
| [06:39.23] | Yeah, well, you know me. Babies, responsibilities.... nǐ yě zhī dào wǒ de xiǎo hái a, zé rèn, xià sǐ rén |
| [06:45.67] | Pizza delivery. I' ll get it! I will get that! bǐ sà wài sòng wǒ lái kāi wǒ lái ná |
| [06:51.64] | How does my hair look? wǒ de fà xíng rú hé? |
| [06:53.14] | Ross, it hasn' t moved since 1996. luó sī, nǐ cóng 96 nián jiù méi biàn guò le |
| [07:01.95] | One vegetarian pizza. It' s 12. 50. yí gè sù shí bǐ sà 12. 5 měi yuán |
| [07:06.69] | By the way, if it makes you feel any better... duì le, rú guǒ zhè huì ràng nǐ hǎo guò xiē |
| [07:09.36] | ... I happen to like 8yearold boys. wǒ zhèng hǎo hěn xǐ huān bā suì nán hái |
| [07:15.83] | What? shén me? |
| [07:19.73] | Your hair. Before. Your hair. nǐ de tóu fà zhī qián nǐ shuō guò |
| [07:21.94] | You said you thought your hair looked like an 8yearold boy' s... nǐ de fà xíng hěn xiàng bā suì nán hái |
| [07:26.24] | ... and I' m just saying I like it. wǒ shuō wǒ hěn xǐ huān |
| [07:28.78] | The hair. nǐ de fà xíng |
| [07:32.11] | Thanks. xiè xiè |
| [07:36.18] | You understand, I don' t actually like 8yearold boys. wǒ bú shì zhēn de xǐ huān bā suì nán hái |
| [07:42.02] | All I' m looking for is the money. wǒ zài děng nǐ zhǎo qián |
| [07:44.46] | Here you go. Stop bringing us pizzas, you. zhè lǐ bié zài bāng wǒ men sòng bǐ sà le |
| [07:47.20] | I' m gonna try. wǒ dōu kuài kū le |
| [07:52.23] | You' re welcome. bù kè qì |
| [07:53.60] | You couldn' t let me have her, could you? nǐ jiù shì bù xiǎng kàn wǒ dé shǒu, duì ba? |
| [07:57.10] | This is a girl I really like, and you had to swoop in there! shén me? wǒ zhēn de hěn xǐ huān zhè gè nǚ hái nǐ gàn ma yào lái còu rè nào? |
| [08:01.24] | What? zěn me le? |
| [08:02.38] | Chandler was flirting with the hot delivery girl. qián dé chōng zhe wài sòng là mèi dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [08:07.11] | Thank you for that. zhēn shì duō xiè nǐ le |
| [08:10.49] | I was not flirting. wǒ méi yǒu dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [08:11.79] | It' s okay. I don' t care. That' s fine. méi guān xì, wǒ bù zài yì, wú suǒ wèi |
| [08:14.09] | Really? shén me? zhēn de? |
| [08:16.59] | It' s no big deal. I do it all the time. xiǎo shì yī jiàn, wǒ dòng bù dòng yě shì |
| [08:22.43] | You flirt with guys all the time? nǐ dòng bù dòng jiù gēn rén dǎ qíng mà qiào? |
| [08:25.33] | It doesn' t mean anything. Just like it doesn' t mean anything with you. shì a, nà yòu bù dài biǎo shén me nǐ bú shì yě méi bié de yì sī |
| [08:29.77] | There' s a difference. You' re a lot hotter. duì, dàn shì yǒu yì diǎn hěn bù yí yàng nǐ bǐ wǒ là duō le |
| [08:32.34] | True story. zhè shì zhēn de |
| [08:35.34] | This actually bothers you? qián dé, nǐ zhēn de jiè yì? |
| [08:36.98] | Yes, and I think it' d bother a lot of people. duì, wǒ shì jiè yì wǒ xiǎng hěn duō rén dōu huì jiè yì |
| [08:39.75] | When you and Ross dated... ruì qiū, nǐ hé luó sī zài yì qǐ nà shí |
| [08:41.58] | ... did it bother you when he flirted with other women? tā gēn bié de nǚ rén dǎ qíng mà qiào nǐ huì bú huì jiè yì? |
| [08:44.85] | No, it bothered me when he slept with other women. bú huì tā gēn bié de nǚ rén shàng chuáng wǒ cái huì jiè yì |
| [08:51.99] | And thank you for that. zhēn shì duō xiè le |
| [08:55.00] | I never had to worry. dàn qí shí wǒ méi shà hǎo dān xīn de |
| [08:57.10] | He was never good at the flirting thing. luó sī cóng lái jiù bù tài huì dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [08:59.43] | What? shén me? |
| [09:02.47] | What are you talking about? It worked with you. nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ? duì nǐ bù jiù yǒu xiào |
| [09:05.54] | No, you' re right. nǐ shuō dí zhēn shì duì jí le |
| [09:06.94] | We met, you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me. wǒ men rèn shi, nǐ duì wǒ dǎ qíng mà qiào jiǔ nián hòu nǐ zhōng yú zhuī dào wǒ le |
| [09:12.68] | All right. hǎo |
| [09:14.12] | You know what I' ll do? I' ll order another pizza. jiù zhè me bàn wǒ zài lái diǎn gè bǐ sà |
| [09:17.39] | And when Caitlin gets here... děng kǎi tè lín lái de shí hòu |
| [09:19.82] | ... I will show you how well I flirt. wǒ jiù lái ràng nǐ men jiàn shí yī xià wǒ yǒu duō huì dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [09:22.86] | I will get her phone number. wǒ hái néng yào dào tā de diàn huà hào mǎ |
| [09:25.13] | And not the one on the menu. bú shì bǐ sà diàn de diàn huà la |
| [09:30.63] | I found it. Thank God! Where was it? wǒ zhǎo dào le xiè tiān xiè dì, zài nǎ lǐ zhǎo dào de? |
| [09:33.20] | On your dresser. zài nǐ de shū zhuāng tái shàng |
| [09:34.47] | Okay, that is the one we already have. nà shi yuán lái de nà yí gè |
| [09:38.21] | Here' s my big scene. My big scene' s here. wǒ de zhǔ xì dào le, jiù shì xiàn zài |
| [09:41.04] | Wanna bet nobody heard anything? No bet. |
| [09:45.38] | Anybody home? yǒu rén zài ma? |
| [09:47.15] | Oh, my God. What? tiān a gàn ma? |
| [09:49.18] | Everybody keep smiling. It' ll kill my grandmother if she finds out. dà jiā jì xù xiào wǒ zǔ mǔ fā xiàn yí dìng huì nán guò dào sǐ diào |
| [09:53.65] | What is it? zěn me le? |
| [09:54.82] | They cut me out of the show. wǒ nà yī duàn bèi jiǎn diào le |
| [09:57.73] | What? shén me? |
| [09:59.19] | Are you sure? Maybe your scene' s coming up. nǐ què dìng? huò xǔ xiàn zài cái lún dào nǐ shàng |
| [10:01.86] | Not likely. Because you see that body bag right there? bù tài kě néng kàn dào nà gè zhuāng shī tǐ de dài zi méi? |
| [10:05.43] | I' m in it. yǒu a lǐ tou zhuāng de shì wǒ |
| [10:08.60] | This is terrible. What' ll you do? tài zāo gāo le, nǐ yào zěn me bàn? |
| [10:10.71] | I don' t know. This little old lady lives for my career. bù zhī dào wǒ de lǎo zǔ mǔ huó zhe jiù shì wèi le kàn wǒ yǎn xì |
| [10:14.14] | When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died. shàng huí" wǒ men de rì zi" bú yào wǒ tā chà diǎn nán guò dào sǐ diào |
| [10:17.65] | That' s not good. nà yàng hěn bù miào |
| [10:18.78] | Yeah, we had to get her a home nurse. Oh, my God. wǒ men hái zhǎo le gè tè bié kān hù lái zhào gù tā tiān a |
| [10:22.08] | Yeah, she almost died and got really expensive. tā chà diǎn sǐ diào hái huā le wǒ men hǎo duō qián |
| [10:25.62] | You' re not smiling. Not that face! Everybody smile! bié yòng nà zhǒng biǎo qíng, dà jiā jì xù xiào |
| [10:29.72] | Just tell her what happened. It' s not your fault. qiáo yī, nǐ zěn me bù shí huà shí shuō? nà yòu bù néng guài nǐ |
| [10:33.36] | If we keep talking this way, won' t we freak her out soon? rú guǒ wǒ men jì xù zhè yàng shuō huà huì bú huì xià dào tā? |
| [10:40.17] | Soon. I' m gonna be on soon. hěn kuài mǎ shàng jiù lún wǒ shàng chǎng le |
| [10:42.80] | There I am! nà jiù shì wǒ! |
| [10:46.74] | Sam Waterston! shān mǔ wǎ tè sī dùn! |
| [10:48.88] | No, no. That' s me. That' s me! bú duì nà shi wǒ |
| [10:51.25] | No. Sam Waterston. bú shì, nà shi shān mǔ wǎ tè sī dùn |
| [10:53.58] | Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One. " ài yǔ zuì" " mó jié yī hào dà xíng dòng" |
| [10:56.65] | She doesn' t know " hello," but she knows Capricorn One. tā tīng bù dǒng" nǐ hǎo" què zhī dào" mó jié yī hào dà xíng dòng" |
| [11:00.92] | I need those earrings. We' re leaving when the show' s over. fēi bǐ, wǒ yào nà fù ěr huán le jié mù yī yǎn wán wǒ men jiù yào chū qù |
| [11:05.59] | But I already gave them back to you. kě shì wǒ yǐ jīng hái nǐ le a |
| [11:10.03] | No, you didn' t. cái méi yǒu |
| [11:11.23] | I already didn' t gave them back to you. That' s what I said. hǎo, wǒ yǐ jīng hái méi huán gěi nǐ wǒ jiù shì zhè yàng shuō de a |
| [11:16.44] | Where' s that other earring? lìng yí gè ěr huán zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [11:18.21] | It' s not here, Phoebe. It' s not here. fēi bǐ, bù zài zhè lǐ |
| [11:20.61] | I went to Chandler' s last night. wǒ zuó wǎn yǒu qù qián dé hé qiáo yī nà lǐ |
| [11:22.71] | Make sure you check Chandler' s jewelry box. hǎo, jì de yào jiǎn chá qián dé de zhū bǎo hé |
| [11:27.42] | Chandler has a jewelry box? màn zhe, qián dé yǒu zhū bǎo hé? |
| [11:29.92] | We have 10 minutes. Do you want me to get into that now? hǎo le, shí jiān jǐn pò nǐ yào wǒ xiàn zài jiù gēn nǐ jiě shì? |
| [11:38.29] | Hey, Phoebe. fēi bǐ |
| [11:40.19] | How' s that... nà gè... |
| [11:41.90] | ... vegetarian pizza working out for you? sù shí bǐ sà nǐ chī dé hái xí guàn ma? |
| [11:47.23] | You and those vegetables have a real... nǐ hé nèi xiē shū cài |
| [11:49.97] | ... thing going on, huh? hái zhēn shì yǒu liǎng xià zǐ, shì ba? |
| [11:54.81] | Why are you being weird? nǐ gàn ma guài lǐ guài qì de? |
| [11:58.05] | Do you like it? nǐ xǐ bù xǐ huān? |
| [12:01.78] | No. That' d be, " Why are you being cute?" bù xǐ huān, fǒu zé wǒ jiù huì wèn " nǐ gàn ma zhuāng kě ài" le |
| [12:05.15] | Okay. I' m working on my flirting. hǎo ba, wǒ zài liàn xí dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [12:07.42] | I did not get that. yuán lái rú cǐ, wǒ méi kàn chū lái |
| [12:11.79] | So, Monica, do you like Law and Order? mó nī kǎ, nǐ xǐ huān kàn " fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" ma? |
| [12:14.26] | Yeah, it' s good. xǐ huān, hěn hǎo kàn |
| [12:15.63] | I found out all this stuff about you. You like Law and Order... wǒ jīn tiān fā xiàn dào le xīn de nǐ hǎo bǐ nǐ ài kàn" fǎ wǎng yóu lóng" |
| [12:18.97] | ... and you' ve flirted with every guy in the tristate area. hái yǒu nǐ dào chù gēn rén dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [12:24.64] | Okay, let me get this straight. hǎo, wǒ lái wèn gè qīng chǔ |
| [12:26.84] | It' s okay for you to flirt, but not for me? nǐ kě yǐ dǎ qíng mà qiào, wǒ què bù xíng |
| [12:29.98] | I' m glad we cleared that up. zhēn gāo xìng wǒ men bǎ huà shuō qīng chǔ le |
| [12:32.58] | I' m sorry, but some things are different for men and women. bào qiàn, dàn nǐ tīng wǒ shuō nán nǚ yǒu xiē shì shì bù yí yàng de |
| [12:36.52] | Teach me about men and women. jì xù, kāi shì wǒ yī xiē nán nǚ de chā bié |
| [12:38.49] | I' ve already taught you so much already, but whatever. hǎo, suī rán wǒ yǐ jīng jiào guò nǐ hěn duō le |
| [12:42.62] | When you flirt with a guy, you think," No big deal." nǐ gēn nán rén dǎ qíng mà qiào de shí hòu nǐ jué de zhǐ shì dǎ qíng mà qiào méi shà dà bù liǎo de |
| [12:45.66] | But he thinks," Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me." dàn duì fāng huì jué de tā zhōng yú zhǎo dào rén shàng chuáng le |
| [12:49.60] | No way! It' s true. bù kě néng zhè shì zhēn de |
| [12:52.13] | Well, that' s pathetic. Again, true. zhēn kě bēi zhè yě shì zhēn de |
| [12:55.64] | This goes for all guys? All guys that are awake. nán rén dōu zhè yàng ma? xǐng zhe de nán rén dōu shì yòng |
| [12:59.64] | We go to sleep. děng wǒ men shàng chuáng shuì jiào hòu |
| [13:00.84] | All guys from the other end of the world wake up and act the same way. shì jiè lìng yī biān de nán rén qǐ chuáng jì xù zuò yī mú yī yàng de shì |
| [13:06.15] | It' s another commercial and I still haven' t told her. hǎo, yòu jìn guǎng gào le wǒ hái shì méi gēn tā shuō |
| [13:09.22] | Joey, this is the last commercial. qiáo yī, zhè shì zuì hòu yī duàn guǎng gào |
| [13:12.32] | You got 10 minutes left. I know! nǐ zhǐ shèng shí fēn zhōng le wǒ zhī dào |
| [13:14.46] | What am I gonna do? nǐ yào wǒ zěn me bàn? |
| [13:16.56] | You will not run out and leave her here. bù xǔ nǐ luò pǎo, liú tā zài zhè lǐ |
| [13:21.66] | Yeah, all right. duì, hǎo la |
| [13:27.97] | qiáo yī? |
| [13:29.80] | Joey' s gonna be right back. Right back? qiáo yī mǎ shàng huí lái mǎ shàng huí lái? |
| [13:34.64] | Meanwhile, let' s talk about you. wǒ men shùn biàn lái liáo liáo nǐ ba |
| [13:39.35] | So you' re old and small. nǐ nián jì dà, gè zi xiǎo |
| [13:48.79] | Did you find it? The earring, no. zhǎo dào méi? ěr huán shì méi yǒu |
| [13:50.59] | But I found my sunglasses. dàn wǒ zài shā fā dǐ xià zhǎo dào wǒ de tài yáng yǎn jìng |
| [13:52.33] | I' ve been looking for these since last summer. wǒ cóng qù nián xià tiān zhǎo dào xiàn zài |
| [13:55.50] | Those are mine. You borrowed them from me. nà shi wǒ jiè nǐ de tài yáng yǎn jìng |
| [13:59.80] | Okay. Calm down. Here they are. hǎo, bié jī dòng, hái nǐ jiù shì le |
| [14:02.84] | fēi bǐ |
| [14:06.51] | What do we do? I don' t know. I don' t know! wǒ men yào zěn me bàn? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [14:09.91] | We' ll just have to tell Monica, that' s all. wǒ men zhǐ hǎo lǎo shí gēn mó nī kǎ shuō le |
| [14:12.91] | Oh, God! She' s gonna kill me. lǎo tiān, tā yí dìng huì shā le wǒ |
| [14:16.82] | I could tell her it was all my fault. wǒ kě yǐ gēn tā shuō shì wǒ nòng diào de |
| [14:19.05] | Oh, that' d be great. nà jiù tài hǎo le |
| [14:23.42] | Mon, could I talk to you? mó nī kǎ, wǒ yǒu huà yào gēn nǐ shuō |
| [14:25.33] | Yeah. What is it? hǎo, shén me shì? |
| [14:28.26] | I lost one of your earrings. wǒ nòng diū le nǐ yī zhī ěr huán |
| [14:30.43] | I' m sorry. I am so, so sorry. duì bù qǐ, wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn |
| [14:36.77] | All right, what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it. hǎo ba, dōu nòng diū le hái néng zěn yàng |
| [14:40.67] | I' ll replace it. I promise. I feel so terrible. wǒ bǎo zhèng huì péi nǐ yī fù xīn de wǒ zhēn de hěn kuì jiù |
| [14:43.84] | That' s fine. You didn' t do it on purpose. méi guān xì, nǐ yòu bú shì gù yì de |
| [14:46.95] | Look at you. Come here. qiáo nǐ nán guò de, lái |
| [14:51.59] | You feel better? Yeah. You' re the best. hǎo diǎn le méi? yǒu a, nǐ zuì bàng le |
| [14:55.39] | Okay, wait a minute. hǎo, děng yī děng |
| [14:58.23] | I can' t do this. wǒ bù néng zhè yàng |
| [15:00.26] | Listen, honey, it' s not Phoebe' s fault. qí shí bú shì fēi bǐ nòng diū de |
| [15:02.96] | She lent me the earrings. tā bǎ nǐ de ěr huán jiè wǒ |
| [15:04.77] | I lost it. I' m so sorry, honey. I feel terrible too. shì wǒ nòng diū de, wǒ zhēn de hěn bào qiàn wǒ yě jué de hǎo kuì jiù |
| [15:09.94] | That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff! suǒ yǐ wǒ cái bù jiè nǐ dōng xī! |
| [15:14.58] | First, my jewelry. If it' s not that, it' s my sweater. xiān shì wǒ de shǒu shì bú shì shǒu shì, jiù shì wǒ de lán sè máo yī |
| [15:17.71] | And if it' s not that, it' s my sunglasses. bú shì lán sè máo yī jiù shì wǒ de tài yáng yǎn jìng |
| [15:20.25] | Your sunglasses? Yes! nǐ de tài yáng yǎn jìng? duì! |
| [15:22.38] | Oh, right. duì yé |
| [15:25.22] | Pizza. Mine, mine, mine! bǐ sà wài sòng wǒ de! |
| [15:29.32] | Okay, here goes. hǎo, yào kāi shǐ le |
| [15:30.82] | Prepare yourselves for some classA flirting. zhǔn bèi jiàn shí yī liú de dǎ qíng mà qiào |
| [15:34.23] | Okay, hold on. děng děng |
| [15:36.66] | Okay. wǒ zhǔn bèi hǎo le |
| [15:39.23] | You have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don' t think flirting is the right way nǐ fàn bù zháo zhè yàng ruò nǐ zhēn de xǐ huān zhè gè nǚ hái wǒ yě bù jué de dǎ qíng mà qiào shì |
| [15:46.11] | You' ll see. Okay. děng zhe kàn jiù zhī dào, hǎo ba |
| [15:50.74] | What' s her name? tā jiào shén me míng zì? |
| [15:53.15] | Caitlin! kǎi tè lín |
| [16:03.49] | We can' t keep eating like this. zhè yàng chī xià qù yě bú shì bàn fǎ |
| [16:08.76] | It' s 12. 50. 12. 5 měi yuán |
| [16:11.13] | Okay. hǎo |
| [16:16.70] | Do you make the pizzas in one of those woodburning ovens? nǐ men zuò bǐ sà shì yòng shāo mù tou de lú zi ma? |
| [16:22.98] | No, actually, I think they' re gas. bú shì, qí shí shì wǎ sī lú |
| [16:26.11] | Gas? wǎ sī lú? |
| [16:30.45] | Intense. zhēn dài jìn |
| [16:33.12] | If this is how all the Gellers flirt, we don' t have a problem. rú guǒ gài lēi jiā de rén dōu zhè yàng dǎ qíng mà qiào de huà wǒ men jiù méi yǒu wèn tí le |
| [16:39.66] | You know that smell gas has? nǐ zhī dào wǎ sī de wèi dào ma? |
| [16:48.20] | Yeah. They put that in. zhī dào nà shi jiā jìn qù de |
| [16:51.14] | What? The gas is odorless. shén me? wǎ sī qí shí shì wú sè wú wèi |
| [16:54.48] | But they add the smell so you know when there' s a leak. jiā shang wèi dào shì wèi le ràng rén zài wǎ sī lòu qì shí néng wén de chū lái |
| [17:01.02] | Well, okay. hǎo ba |
| [17:04.49] | A lot of other gas smells. hěn duō qì tǐ dōu yǒu wèi dào |
| [17:12.86] | Oh, the humanity! jiù mìng ō |
| [17:17.70] | Methane smells.... jiǎ wán yǒu wèi dào |
| [17:21.67] | You know what? Actually, I really should go. bù hǎo yì sī, wǒ zhēn de dé zǒu le |
| [17:25.21] | But I haven' t paid you yet. That' s okay. wǒ hái méi fù qián ne méi guān xì |
| [17:28.38] | You guys have ordered so many that this one' s on me. nǐ men diǎn le nà me duō zhè yí gè suàn wǒ qǐng de |
| [17:39.09] | Was I talking to her about gas? wǒ shì bú shì gēn tā shuō dào wǎ sī de shì? |
| [17:44.43] | More so than anything else. nà gēn běn jiù shì zhǔ tí |
| [17:48.46] | I found it interesting. wǒ jué de hěn yǒu yì sī |
| [17:53.67] | I' m sorry. No. wǒ hěn yí hàn bù yòng |
| [17:54.80] | Don' t worry about it. bié dān xīn |
| [17:57.24] | In nine years, she and l will be right there! jiǔ nián zhī hòu wǒ hé tā jiù néng zài yì qǐ le |
| [18:07.78] | I' m gonna clear out some of these boxes. hǎo, wǒ qù qīng diào zhèi xiē bǐ sà hé |
| [18:18.83] | Ross? Yeah? What else do they add smell to? luó sī? zěn me le? hái yǒu něi xiē qì tǐ huì jiā wèi dào? |
| [18:25.60] | Caitlin! Caitlin! |
| [18:27.90] | Hi, I' m Rachel. wǒ shì ruì qiū |
| [18:30.40] | From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza? zhù lóu shàng de jiào yī duī bǐ sà de nà jiā |
| [18:32.47] | Was there a problem? bǐ sà yǒu wèn tí ma? |
| [18:34.24] | No, they' re fine. Great pizza. bú shì bǐ sà hěn hǎo chī |
| [18:36.44] | But, actually, my friend Ross... qí shí shì wǒ péng yǒu luó sī de shì |
| [18:39.58] | ... he gets nervous when he' s flirting. tā zhǐ yào dǎ qíng mà qiào jiù huì jǐn zhāng |
| [18:43.92] | Oh, my God! tiān a |
| [18:45.32] | That was flirting? Yeah. tā shì zài dǎ qíng mà qiào? méi cuò |
| [18:48.29] | I know, I know. wǒ zhī dào nǐ de gǎn jué |
| [18:50.19] | I' m telling you, once you get past that part... bù guò yī dàn guò le nà gè jiē duàn |
| [18:53.66] | ... where it feels like you wanna die... nà gè ràng nǐ xiǎng yào zì shā de jiē duàn |
| [18:56.33] | ... he' s a really good person. nǐ jiù huì fā xiàn tā shì gè dà hǎo rén |
| [18:58.50] | The guy with the gas? kāi kǒu bì kǒu dōu shì wǎ sī de nà gè rén? |
| [19:01.30] | I' m telling you, he' s really sweet and really funny... tā zhēn de hěn tǐ tiē fēng qù |
| [19:04.77] | ... and he' s just got a good heart. hái yǒu yī fù hǎo xīn cháng |
| [19:06.97] | You know, actually, I did think that he was cute and then he started talking. qí shí wǒ jué de tā mán kě ài de kě shì yī kāi shǐ shuō huà jiù |
| [19:12.78] | See, there you go. zhè jiù duì le |
| [19:15.32] | Besides, I think he really likes you. Really? ér qiě wǒ jué de tā hěn xǐ huān nǐ zhēn de ma? |
| [19:19.59] | Well, we have seven people and 10 pizzas. What do you think? wǒ men qī ge rén, què jiào le shí gè bǐ sà zhè hái bù gòu míng xiǎn ma? |
| [19:23.92] | I thought Joey was there. wǒ xiǎng shuō qiáo yī hěn huì chī |
| [19:28.16] | Yeah, no, but just I' m telling you he' s worth a shot. luó sī zhí de nǐ qù shì shì kàn |
| [19:32.33] | Well, if he' s so great why don' t you go out with him? rú guǒ tā nà me bàng nǐ zěn me bù qù gēn tā yuē huì? |
| [19:38.64] | Well, you know, at some point... nǐ zhī dào ma? yǒu zhāo yī rì... |
| [19:41.18] | ... you and I may need to have a longer conversation. ... wǒ men kě néng xū yāo hǎo hǎo liáo yī liáo |
| [19:50.78] | Hey, Ross? luó sī? |
| [19:52.75] | I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway. wǒ gāng cái zài zǒu láng yù dào kǎi tè lín |
| [19:55.59] | You must be getting better at this flirting stuff than I thought. nǐ dǎ qíng mà qiào de jì qiǎo kěn dìng bǐ wǒ xiǎng xiàng zhōng gèng gāo míng |
| [19:59.56] | What? I don' t get it, but she wanted me... shén me yì sī? suī rán wǒ gǎo bu dǒng |
| [20:01.80] | ... to give you her number. dàn tā yào wǒ zhuǎn jiāo tā de diàn huà gěi nǐ |
| [20:09.07] | And she just gave you this? tā zì jǐ gěi nǐ de? |
| [20:14.21] | Rach, thanks. But I don' t need you doing me any favors. ruì qiū, xiè le dàn wǒ bù xū yào nǐ bāng máng |
| [20:17.98] | I didn' t. She thought you were cute. wǒ méi bāng máng a, shì tā jué de nǐ kě ài |
| [20:21.92] | Well, that I can believe. zhè diǎn wǒ dǎo shì xiāng xìn |
| [20:25.89] | Hey, is the show still on? hái zài yǎn ma? |
| [20:28.59] | Almost over, man. kuài yào yǎn wán le |
| [20:30.06] | Hey, Nonnie. |
| [20:32.06] | Is that the pope? nà shi jiào zōng ma? |
| [20:36.50] | Why am I looking? wǒ gàn ma gēn guò qù kàn? |
| [20:38.83] | Oh, here I am! This is my big scene. lái le, wǒ de zhǔ xì shàng chǎng |
| [20:41.67] | All right, back off! kuài tuì hòu |
| [20:45.47] | I got a gun! wǒ yǒu qiāng ō |
| [20:47.74] | I' m not afraid to use it. yòng qǐ lái kě bú huì shǒu ruǎn |
| [20:50.68] | Joey! That' s right, Nonnie. qiáo yī! |
| [20:52.35] | You couldn' t have at least changed your shirt? nǐ qǐ mǎ yě gāi huàn yī jiàn shàng yī de |
| [20:56.65] | Now, I want a suitcase filled with 100, 000 wǒ yào nǐ zài shǒu tí xiāng lǐ zhuāng mǎn shí wàn měi yuán |
| [21:03.16] | Filled with 100, 000 in small bills. zhuāng mǎn shí wàn měi yuán de xiǎo chāo |
| [21:05.79] | And if I don' t get Shoo! ruò shì wǒ méi ná dào |
| [21:08.63] | And if I don' t get it... ruò shì wǒ méi ná dào |
| [21:12.20] | ... I' ll shoot this duck! wǒ jiù bì le zhè zhī yā zǐ |
| [21:14.30] | Oh, no! bù néng zhè yàng |
| [21:16.97] | I' m coming out! wǒ yào chū qù le |
| [21:26.78] | And she' s supposed to buy this? tā huì xiāng xìn ma? |
| [21:28.65] | Joey, bravo! qiáo yī, tài bàng le! |
| [21:33.05] | Ground control to Major Tom dì miàn kòng zhì duì hū jiào zǒng bù |
| [21:38.13] | Commencing countdown dào shǔ kāi shǐ |
| [21:40.23] | Engines dòng lì |
| [21:42.46] | On quán kāi |
| [21:50.40] | That' s scenes from next week' s show. Next week. zhè shì xià zhōu de piàn duàn xià zhōu de |
| [21:55.14] | I am definitely gonna watch that. wǒ yí dìng yào děng zhe kàn |
| [22:02.72] | Do these look the same? zhè yī fù ne? kàn qǐ lái yí yàng ma? |
| [22:04.58] | Definitely. Not as each other. yī mú yī yàng shì fēn kāi lái kàn |
| [22:06.82] | Then, no. bù nà jiù bù yí yàng le |
| [22:11.39] | Hey, you ready? Yeah. zhǔn bèi hǎo le me? hǎo le |
| [22:13.56] | You look amazing. I' m the luckiest man in the world. nǐ zhēn měi wǒ shì quán shì jiè zuì xìng yùn de nán rén |
| [22:16.83] | You' re about to get a little luckier. nǐ jí jiāng yào gèng xìng yùn le |
| [22:19.67] | Let me see the earrings. Right, the earrings. ěr huán ràng wǒ kàn kàn ěr huán |
| [22:22.64] | They look great. měi jí le |
| [22:24.47] | Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what? nǐ nán yǒu zhēn shì pǐn wèi yī liú ne |
| [22:28.61] | My boyfriend really does have great taste. wǒ nán yǒu de pǐn wèi zhēn de hěn bàng |
| [22:34.82] | Thanks for picking out the earrings. duō xiè nǐ bāng wǒ xuǎn ěr huán |
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