| [00:02.30] | Come on,Joey! 乔伊，快说啦 |
| [00:03.87] | I told you everything I knew last night. 我知道的部分昨晚都告诉你了 |
| [00:06.50] | It's not that big a deal. So they're doing it. 摩妮卡和钱德搞在一起又怎样 |
| [00:10.34] | I cannot believe you would say that! 你居然这么说 |
| [00:13.21] | Sorry. Monica and Chandler are "making love." 抱歉 摩妮卡和钱德在“做爱” |
| [00:18.05] | No,I mean,come on. This is a huge deal! 不是啦，我是说这是大事耶 |
| [00:21.98] | I need more details. Who initiated the first kiss? 我想知道细节 是谁先吻谁的？ |
| [00:25.39] | I don't know. 不知 |
| [00:27.59] | God,I just can't imagine Chandler being romantic. 我无法想像钱德浪漫的样子 |
| [00:32.66] | Is he romantic with her? 他跟她在一起时浪漫吗？ |
| [00:35.06] | I don't know. 不知 |
| [00:38.23] | Are they in love? 他们相爱吗？ |
| [00:40.34] | I don't know. 不知 |
| [00:43.17] | You don't know anything. 你什么都不知道 |
| [00:44.84] | I know one thing. What？ 我知道一件事 什么事？ |
| [00:46.74] | They did it right there. 他们在这张沙发上做过 |
| [00:50.41] | The One With Chandler's Work Laugh 本集播出：“瑞秋知道了” |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:35.42] | （中央咖啡馆） |
| [01:38.33] | Ross. 罗斯 |
| [01:41.43] | Could I have a scone, please? 阿甘，给我一个英式松饼 |
| [01:43.26] | -Want to hear some good news? -ls somebody else gonna give it to us? 想听好消息吗？ 有别人要说吗？ |
| [01:46.30] | Because you certainly don't seem like you have any. 你不像有好消息的样子 |
| [01:49.60] | No,I do. Someone I know is getting married. 不，我有 我认识的某人要结婚了 |
| [01:53.37] | Weddings are happy occasions. Oh,it's my ex-wife,Emily! 婚礼是最开心的场合 对了，那人是我的前妻艾蜜莉 |
| [01:58.85] | Sorry,man. 什么？ 怎么会这样 |
| [02:00.05] | -Here's your scone. -Thanks. 你的英式松饼 谢谢 |
| [02:04.85] | Stupid British snack food! 什么白痴英国点心！ |
| [02:09.26] | Did they teach you that in anger management class? 那是情绪管理课教的吗？ |
| [02:13.50] | You know what might help you deal with it? Think it this way. 我有个办法，你就这么想 |
| [02:16.50] | You two are in the past. You can't be mad about the past. 你和艾蜜莉已经过去了 你不能对过去的事生气 |
| [02:20.10] | Are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase? 你还气我们跟法国买土地吗？ |
| [02:25.87] | Nobody's mad about that. 菲比，没有人在气那个 |
| [02:27.58] | Exactly! Because it's in the past. 没错，因为已经过去了 |
| [02:33.41] | Anybody going to eat that? 那个有人要吃吗？ |
| [02:39.45] | Look at us all dressed up for the party. What are we celebrating? 我们盛装参加公司宴会耶 是在庆祝什么？ |
| [02:43.46] | We had a lot of liquor left over from Christmas. 圣诞晚会剩了不少酒 |
| [02:47.20] | Our friends aren't here. We can be a real couple. We don't have to hide. 真好，这里没有我们的朋友 我们可以公开，不必躲躲藏藏 |
| [02:52.13] | I know. I can do this. 没错，我可以这样 |
| [02:55.10] | And I can do this. 而我可以这样 |
| [02:58.44] | We can't do that. 我们不能那样 |
| [03:01.24] | Hey,Bing! 宾 |
| [03:04.41] | Who's the pretty lady, and what is she doing with you? 这位美女是谁 怎么跟你在一起？ |
| [03:09.28] | I asked myself that very question,sir. This is Monica. 我也这样问自己 这是摩妮卡 |
| [03:11.92] | My boss,Doug. 我上司道格 |
| [03:13.12] | -This is Monica. -Hi. 道格，这是摩妮卡 |
| [03:14.96] | -This is my wife,Kara. -Nice to meet you. 幸会 这是我老婆卡拉 很高兴认识你… 宾 |
| [03:20.56] | Did you hear about the new law firm working for us? 公司找了新法律顾问公司 是吗？ |
| [03:23.60] | Dickem,Stickem & Run. 杜塔、片达、豪伊事务所 （堵他，骗他，好耶） |
| [03:29.54] | Let's go drink our body weight. 我们去喝个痛快 |
| [03:33.98] | What was that? What？ 那是什么？ 什么？ |
| [03:35.58] | That noise you made? 你刚才发出的声音 |
| [03:36.88] | Oh,my work laugh. 那是我的工作笑 |
| [03:38.88] | Your work laugh? 你的工作笑？ |
| [03:40.08] | If you're going to survive this party, come up with one too. 相信我，想熬过这场派对 你也得编出一个来 |
| [03:44.55] | All right. Check me out. 好，看我的 好 |
| [03:47.69] | He says,"$30,Father. Same as in town." …30块钱，跟城里一样 |
| [03:57.93] | Everybody at work loved you last night. 昨晚公司的人都好喜欢你 |
| [04:01.00] | And they like me more just because I was with you. 真的？ 而且他们因为你而更喜欢我 |
| [04:04.24] | You repaired the damage from when they met Joey. 你弥补了不少乔伊造成的伤害 |
| [04:08.94] | Doug wants to play tennis. He never talks to me outside of work. 道格还找我们打网球 他出了公司还没理过我 |
| [04:12.71] | Except for that time at that strip club. 除了在脱衣舞夜总会那次 |
| [04:17.45] | Strip church. 脱衣舞教堂 |
| [04:21.26] | -I'll go find a racket. -I thought you had one. 我要去找一支球拍 你不是有一支？ |
| [04:24.26] | I used to,but then Joey thought it'd be fun to go hit rocks... 后来被乔伊拿去中央公园 对着石头打… |
| [04:28.60] | ...at bigger rocks. 大石头 |
| [04:31.63] | Do you have a tennis racket? 瑞秋，你有网球拍吗？ |
| [04:33.60] | I lent it to Joey,and I've never gotten it back. 我借给乔伊就没拿回来过 |
| [04:37.47] | Good luck with that. 祝你好运 |
| [04:43.31] | What's up? 你好吗？ |
| [04:44.65] | Why are you here? I thought you had inventory. 你怎么来了？今天不是要盘点 |
| [04:47.42] | I do,but I decided I'd take a long lunch... 没错，但我决定午休久一点 |
| [04:50.08] | ...and spend some time with my friend Monica. 陪陪我的朋友摩妮卡 |
| [04:53.82] | You know,I feel like we don't talk anymore. 我们现在都不谈心了 |
| [04:56.62] | How are you? 你好吗？ |
| [04:58.26] | What is new with you? 有什么新变化？ |
| [05:03.33] | Not much. Work's good. 不多，工作很顺利 |
| [05:05.80] | We don't have to talk about work. Talk about anything. 我们不必聊工作 什么都可以聊 |
| [05:10.14] | 好吧… |
| [05:11.97] | You know what? 这样吧 |
| [05:14.41] | Let's talk about relationships. 我们来聊感情的事 |
| [05:16.14] | What's going on? 好，你最近怎样？ |
| [05:17.75] | Nothing. 没人追 |
| [05:20.11] | You go. 该你 |
| [05:22.58] | There was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute. 我原本觉得银行有一个人很帅 |
| [05:26.15] | But I don't anymore. 现在不觉得了 |
| [05:29.02] | That's juicy. 真精彩 |
| [05:31.86] | You know what? I actually do have a lot of work to do. 不过我确实很忙 |
| [05:35.33] | You're sure there's just not anything else? 你确定没别的了？ |
| [05:39.03] | I'm sure. Is there something you want to talk to me about? 确定，你有什么事想说吗？ |
| [05:42.70] | No! 没有 |
| [05:48.44] | If there was,I wouldn't tell you. 好吧，有也不告诉你 |
| [05:58.45] | Then what happened? 好，然后呢？ |
| [06:06.16] | You'll get your turn. 待会才轮到你 |
| [06:08.46] | -Hey,Phoebe. What's going on? -Nothing. 菲比，在干什么？ 没什么 |
| [06:11.20] | This is not over. 待会再继续 |
| [06:13.63] | No,no,no! 糟糕 怎么了？ |
| [06:15.87] | I was up all night writing this nasty letter to Emily. 我熬了一整晚写信骂艾蜜莉 |
| [06:19.51] | It was perfect, and now it's all covered in.... 原本写得很好，现在沾满了… |
| [06:22.58] | Actually,thanks! 谢了 |
| [06:25.18] | All right! Ready to go to the movies? 可以去看电影了吗？ |
| [06:28.08] | Actually,I think I'll skip it. 我想我不去了 |
| [06:30.02] | Really? 你不去？ |
| [06:31.39] | I'll read my book. I just want to be alone right now. 对，我要留下来看书 我现在只想静一静 |
| [06:35.09] | Sure you don't want to? 你真的不去？ |
| [06:36.66] | Tom Hanks,Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff. 汤姆汉克斯，梅格莱恩 写信什么的 |
| [06:42.50] | That's okay,Joe. 我还是不去了 |
| [06:44.10] | Let's go, Phoebe. 好吧，菲比我们走 |
| [06:48.70] | 好恶 |
| [06:54.91] | 宾 |
| [07:01.58] | Game! 赢了 |
| [07:04.69] | I got to tell you,that partner of yours is a real tiger. 说真的，你的搭档真是快狠准 |
| [07:09.62] | Are you all right? 你还好吗？ |
| [07:13.46] | We'll just get a little sip of water. 我们喝口水 |
| [07:17.63] | Am I on fire today or what? 我今天很猛吧？ |
| [07:20.70] | Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved. 那两支肉鸡已经烤好 等着被切来吃了 |
| [07:25.64] | Okay,easy,Martina. 别激动，网球名将 |
| [07:29.14] | I think we should let them win the next game. 我觉得下一场应该让他们赢 |
| [07:31.95] | I'm sorry,I don't understand what you just said. 对不起，你刚说的话我听不懂 |
| [07:36.22] | Let them win one. 让他们赢一场 |
| [07:37.49] | Are you crazy? We own those two. Look at them! 你疯了吗？他们任我们宰割 |
| [07:41.99] | He can't even breathe, and she's popping pills. 你看他们 他喘不过气来，她在吃药 |
| [07:46.09] | You're not giving them a chance. 你根本不给他们机会 |
| [07:47.96] | They have rackets. 他们有球拍不是吗？ |
| [07:52.97] | We'll make this the last game. 宾，我想打完这场就收了 |
| [07:55.00] | Yes,sir. Put me out of my misery. 暸解，我求之不得 |
| [07:57.24] | Are you sure you never played pro? 你真的没打过职业？ |
| [07:59.84] | Please let them win. 拜托让他们赢 |
| [08:01.28] | I'll take it down to 95%, but that's the best I can do. 我顶多只能把战力降到95% |
| [08:10.52] | -Missed it! -I got it! 糟糕，漏掉了 我来 |
| [08:16.52] | Nice shot. 好球 |
| [08:27.03] | I got it! 我来 |
| [08:29.60] | Long! 出界 |
| [08:37.61] | I can't believe you let them win. 你居然让他们赢 |
| [08:40.05] | Well,at least you hid your feelings well about it. 至少你把不爽掩饰得很好 |
| [08:43.62] | I was frustrated. 我很沮丧 |
| [08:44.92] | It's my racket. 这是我的球拍 |
| [08:46.15] | Frustrated with you! 是你让我沮丧 |
| [08:47.62] | If we hadn't lost,they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow. 如果没输那场球 他们也不会找我们明天去吃饭 |
| [08:52.36] | What bothers me... 我最困扰的是 |
| [08:53.63] | ...is how different you act around them. 你在他们身边整个人都变了 |
| [08:56.33] | The throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh... 故意输球，工作笑 |
| [08:59.40] | ...the "See you later,Bing!" "Not if I see you first,Doug!" “回头见，宾” “不回头就不见” |
| [09:04.81] | Listen,I don't sound like some crazed, drunken pirate. 我哪有笑得像喝醉的海盗 |
| [09:09.04] | I know you don't, but "work Chandler" does. 你没有，但工作的钱德有 |
| [09:11.71] | I don't like work Chandler. The guy's a suck-up. 我不喜欢工作的钱德 那家伙是个狗腿 |
| [09:15.22] | Because you said that... 因为你这些话 152 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,180 ...I'm not putting out tonight! 我晚上不跟你玩了 |
| [09:26.49] | Something's wrong. My brother doesn't stay out all night. 绝对有问题 我哥从来不彻夜不归 |
| [09:29.86] | Maybe we should check the trash chute. 也许应该去看看垃圾槽 |
| [09:33.63] | Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute. 罗斯挤不进垃圾槽 |
| [09:36.17] | That's right. He almost could. 没错，就差那么一点点 |
| [09:38.67] | Which is exactly how I got stuck there. 所以我之前卡住过 |
| [09:44.25] | Oh,my God! 他回来了 天哪 |
| [09:46.58] | Where the hell have you been? 你死哪去了？ |
| [09:49.15] | Just,you know,out. 就是去外面了 |
| [09:51.55] | Oh,out! God,I don't know why we didn't think to check there. 外面，天哪 我们怎么没去那里找 |
| [09:56.52] | What were you doing? 你都在做什么？ |
| [09:58.03] | I went to a bar,and then... 我先去喝酒，然后... |
| [10:01.06] | ...I just walked around for a while. ...就随便走了走 |
| [10:04.73] | You walked around all night in the city by yourself? 你整夜一个人在外面乱晃？ |
| [10:09.67] | He hooked up! 他嘿咻了 |
| [10:12.87] | He hooked up. 他跟某人嘿咻了 |
| [10:14.44] | I don't have to answer your questions. I'm a big boy. 我不必回答你们的问题 我是个大人 |
| [10:17.85] | I can do what I want. 爱怎样就怎样 |
| [10:19.38] | He hooked up! 他嘿咻了 |
| [10:22.88] | Tell us about her! 聊聊她嘛 |
| [10:25.69] | Ross,you left your scarf 罗斯，你把围巾掉在… |
| [10:35.10] | Hey,you guys. 你们好 |
| [10:42.57] | I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen. 好，我知道你们在想什么 但钱德在叶门 |
| [10:48.34] | I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't wait forever. 我还年轻，我有需求 我不能等一辈子 |
| [10:51.71] | Yeah,that's what I was thinking. 我也是这么想的 |
| [10:55.85] | So I'm asking you,please, just take a moment before you judge me. 所以我求求你们 在批评我之前先想一下 |
| [11:00.39] | Nobody's judging you. 没有人在批评你 |
| [11:04.99] | Mr. Right-place-at-the-right-time... 你，天时地利人和先生 |
| [11:09.83] | ...call me. 跟我联络 |
| [11:18.74] | So I guess you finished your book. 看来你的书看完了 |
| [11:23.51] | Had some time on our hands,did we? 有点闲是吧？ |
| [11:27.21] | I know what you guys are going to say. 我知道你们要说什么… |
| [11:29.92] | You two would have very hairy children. 你们的孩子会毛茸茸的 |
| [11:34.29] | I didn't know you'd say that. 我不知道你会说那个 |
| [11:37.22] | Ross! Janice? 罗斯，珍妮丝耶？ |
| [11:39.39] | All right. Hold on,hold on. 等一下… |
| [11:41.56] | This is Ross. 这是罗斯 |
| [11:43.50] | He's our friend. He obviously went crazy. 他是我们的朋友 他显然是疯了 |
| [11:46.93] | He obviously lost his mind. 脑筋秀逗了 |
| [11:51.51] | Look,it's not that crazy. Okay? 没那么夸张，好吗？ |
| [11:54.88] | But it's Janice! I mean,she's... 但是珍妮丝耶 她是… |
| [11:57.98] | ...Janice! ...珍妮丝耶 |
| [12:00.38] | How drunk were you? 你醉得太离谱了 |
| [12:02.58] | Janice and I have a lot in common. 珍妮丝和我有很多共同点 |
| [12:04.92] | We've both been divorced. We both have kids. 我们都离过婚，我们都有小孩 |
| [12:09.26] | Are you going to see her again? 你真的要再见她？ |
| [12:11.36] | -Don't put ideas in his head! -I will see her. 菲比，别影响他 我确实要再见她 |
| [12:14.40] | Damn it,Phoebe! 你看啦 |
| [12:20.74] | I have to tell you something that I've never admitted. 我要说出一件我没坦承过的事 |
| [12:24.04] | In high school,I made out with James even though I knew you liked him. 高中时 我知道你喜欢詹姆法洛 但还是跟他上了床 |
| [12:28.51] | That feels so good to get off my chest. Okay,you go. 哇，说出来的感觉真好 好，该你了 |
| [12:33.25] | My turn? What are you talking about? 该我了？什么意思？ |
| [12:38.25] | I know about you and Chandler. 摩妮卡，我知道你和钱德的事 |
| [12:42.59] | I overheard you on the phone the other day. 什么？ 我那天听到你们在讲电话 |
| [12:45.23] | You said, "I'll tell Rachel I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours." 你说“我会告诉瑞秋” “我要花两个小时洗衣服” |
| [12:49.66] | And he said, "Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" 他说“洗衣服？” “那是我的新绰号吗？” |
| [12:52.87] | And you said: 然后你说 |
| [12:54.94] | "You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big." “不是” “你明知你的绰号是大雕” |
| [13:04.61] | You're writing yourself a little play there,Rach. 原来你正在写剧本 |
| [13:10.38] | Let me know how it turns out. 记得把结局告诉我 |
| [13:12.55] | I wouldn't know,because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone. 我不知道 因为我吓到把电话挂掉了 |
| [13:17.19] | Well,if you had kept listening... 如果你听完 |
| [13:19.76] | ...you would have heard me call him Mister... 你会听到我是叫他大… |
| [13:23.53] | ...Bigot. 碉堡 |
| [13:25.73] | Mr. Bigot. 什么？ 大碉堡 |
| [13:29.54] | He tells the most racist jokes. 他喜欢讲碉堡的笑话 |
| [13:33.77] | All right. So that's it. 好，所以就这样 |
| [13:36.24] | There's nothing going on between you and Chandler? 你是说你和钱德之间没什么 |
| [13:40.21] | Me and Chandler? 我和钱德？ |
| [13:46.99] | Put your $20 down. 拿出20元来 |
| [13:48.62] | First one to find the tasty treat wins,okay? 先找到零食的赢，好吗？ |
| [13:52.13] | All right,let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. 好，请参赛者从休息室出场 |
| [13:57.30] | And they're off! 它们出场了 |
| [14:00.50] | Get your foot off my contestant! Judge? 别挡住我的参赛者，裁判 |
| [14:02.94] | Judge rules,no violation. 裁判判定没有违规 |
| [14:07.17] | 你们好 |
| [14:10.01] | It's so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice. 说也奇怪 我今天跟珍妮丝过得很开心 |
| [14:14.48] | -What? -Are you serious? 什么？ 真的假的？ |
| [14:17.08] | I opened up to her about all the stuff that's been happening to me. 没错，我跟她诉说近来的惨事 |
| [14:21.16] | I mean,I talked for hours. 我说了好几个小时 |
| [14:23.26] | It is amazing... 这种感觉真好 |
| [14:24.63] | ...to have someone give you such focused attention. 有人能专心听你倾诉 |
| [14:28.53] | You don't need Janice for that. You've got us. 那你何必找她，你有我们 |
| [14:31.53] | The duck gets the Nutter Butter! 鸭子找到花生酱饼干了 不 |
| [14:34.77] | That's not a Nutter Butter. That's an old won ton! 那不是花生酱饼干 那是一颗馄饨 |
| [14:37.77] | Judge rules... 裁判判定： |
| [14:39.31] | ...Nutter Butter. 是花生酱饼干 |
| [14:41.54] | Tough call. 真难判 是啊 |
| [14:47.55] | Seriously,I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton... 但我们应该支持柯林顿总统 |
| [14:52.52] | ...and her husband,Bill. 和她的老公比尔 |
| [14:57.19] | How do you like your coffee? 你们的咖啡要怎么上？ |
| [14:59.16] | -None for me. -A little sugar. 我不要，谢谢 我要一点点糖 |
| [15:01.30] | I'll have Monica stick her finger in it. That will sweeten it up. 那就让摩妮卡把指头伸进去 应该就会甜了 |
| [15:09.47] | -That laugh doesn't give you a headache? -You get used to it. 你那样笑怎么不会头痛？ 久了就习惯了 |
| [15:12.54] | I don't think that I can. 我不觉得我会习惯 |
| [15:14.21] | This will be it for me on the work things. 我以后就不甩这套了 |
| [15:16.91] | I laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big deal? 老板说笑我就笑，这有什么吗 |
| [15:19.51] | I'd rather not be with this work-weasel guy... 我干嘛要陪一个没尊严的马屁精 |
| [15:22.32] | ...when I can be with my boyfriend, who I actually respect. 如果能跟我尊敬的男友在一起 |
| [15:29.89] | I got to apologize for Kara's coffee. I'd feel sorry for it in a fight. 我得为卡拉煮的咖啡道歉 如果它去打架 |
| [15:34.56] | It's not strong enough to defend itself. 连自己都保护不了 |
| [15:41.50] | Hear what I said? 你听到我的话了吗？ |
| [15:43.84] | What? 什么？ |
| [15:45.94] | It's a joke. What's the matter with you? 那个笑话啊，你是怎么了？ |
| [15:48.51] | Well,I just didn't think it was funny,sir. 我只是觉得不好笑 |
| [15:51.78] | Excuse me? 你说什么？ |
| [15:54.35] | -Well,I just -Honey? 我只是… 亲爱的 |
| [15:56.72] | I just don't think you understood the joke. 我觉得你没听懂 |
| [16:00.02] | Really? 是吗？ |
| [16:01.26] | I mean,it was really funny. I just don't think that you got it. 很好笑耶，你一定是没听懂 |
| [16:05.89] | You see,Kara's coffee is weak-tasting. 卡拉煮的咖啡很稀 |
| [16:09.13] | But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. 但道格是在暗示它很虚弱 |
| [16:15.70] | -You get it now,honey? -I think I do! 现在你懂了吗？ 我懂了 |
| [16:22.44] | -Thank you,Monica. -I thought you could use the help. 谢谢你 我觉得你需要解释 |
| [16:26.85] | Coffee in a fight! 咖啡打架 |
| [16:34.32] | You mind if I read my comic books in here? 瑞秋，我可以在这里看漫画吗 |
| [16:38.86] | Sure. Why? 当然可以，怎么了？ |
| [16:41.66] | Chandler and Monica are over there. It's kind of hard to concentrate. 钱德和摩妮卡在一起 我很难专心 |
| [16:46.77] | She just called and said she was going to be working late. 什么？她刚打来说她要加班 |
| [16:50.57] | She keeps lying to me. 她一直骗我 |
| [16:52.51] | That's it! I'm going over there and confronting them right now. 够了，我现在就过去揭穿他们 |
| [16:59.25] | Panty raid. 去找小裤裤！ |
| [17:12.06] | All right,so you're telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now? 所以我得讲碉堡的笑话？ |
| [17:17.23] | I'm just not very good at this. 对不起，我不太会圆谎 |
| [17:19.40] | I'm a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel. 我很不会骗人 我又很讨厌骗瑞秋 |
| [17:22.47] | -But we're not ready to tell yet. -I know. 但我们还不能公开 我知道，只是… |
| [17:25.41] | Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to. 从高中起我什么事都告诉瑞秋 |
| [17:30.38] | I miss that so much now. 我好怀念那种感觉 |
| [17:32.61] | She's my best friend. 她是我最要好的朋友 |
| [17:41.92] | 乔伊？ |
| [17:44.09] | Oh,my God,Rachel! 天哪，瑞秋 |
| [17:49.13] | What are you doing here? 你怎么跑来这里？ |
| [17:52.50] | Well,I actually came over here to borrow this lamp... 我是…我来借这盏灯 |
| [17:56.90] | ...to look at my books. 好看书... |
| [17:59.67] | You know,see them a little better. 看得清楚一点 |
| [18:03.31] | Okay,great. 太好了 |
| [18:06.61] | Well,what I was doing in Chandler's room is that... 我在钱德的房间里是因为… |
| [18:10.25] | ...I was cleaning it. 我在帮忙打扫 |
| [18:13.12] | He pays me to clean it. 他付钱请我打扫 |
| [18:15.82] | What a great way to make some extra pocket money. 真是个赚零用钱的好办法 |
| [18:20.46] | When I said to you earlier that I was at work... 之前我说要加班 |
| [18:23.96] | ...I'm at my new work. ...是指我的新工作 |
| [18:26.27] | Good enough. Right? 真不错，对吧？ |
| [18:32.34] | I'll go look at my books. 好，那…我要去看书了 |
| [18:36.51] | Go get back to my new job. 好，我得去忙我的新工作了 |
| [18:40.35] | 好 |
| [18:44.65] | Congratulations on your new job! 恭喜你找到这份工作 |
| [18:54.03] | Man,she is really gullible. 天哪，她可真好骗 |
| [19:02.37] | -Here you go. -Thanks. 你们的咖啡 谢谢 |
| [19:04.81] | -Actually,I should get going. -You're sure? 其实我该走了 你确定？ |
| [19:07.54] | I can stay out as late as you want. 你想留多晚我都奉陪 |
| [19:09.91] | I told you I'm on sabbatical from work 我说过我为什么休长假吧？ |
| [19:12.31] | Yes,yes. You did. 对，你说过 |
| [19:15.48] | -Oh,man! -What is wrong now? 又怎么了？ |
| [19:18.75] | This isn't what I ordered. 我不是点的这个 |
| [19:21.05] | Man! Can't anything go right in my life? 我的人生就不能顺利一点吗？ |
| [19:25.83] | First,my marriage falls apart, and then 先是我的婚姻破裂，然后… |
| [19:29.20] | I know! 我知道！ |
| [19:30.50] | You lose your apartment, you lose your job... 然后你被赶出你家 你的工作没了 |
| [19:33.37] | ...your ex-wife gets married so fast! And now the coffee! 你的前妻很快就再婚 现在咖啡又错了 |
| [19:40.34] | -We need to talk. -Okay. 我们得谈一谈 好 |
| [19:43.04] | -Sometimes I feel -No,no,don't. 有时我觉得… 不… |
| [19:46.68] | I'm going to talk. 是我要说 |
| [19:49.52] | I believe... 我认为 |
| [19:51.19] | ...that the sun has set... 我们的美好时光 |
| [19:54.22] | ...on our day in the sun. 已经日落了 |
| [20:00.09] | You're a very sweet person,Ross. 什么？ 你是个很好的人 |
| [20:06.13] | Unfortunately... 只是... |
| [20:07.73] | ...I just don't think I can take another second of you whining! 我没办法再听你哀下去了 |
| [20:14.78] | Let me make sure I'm hearing this right. 我跟你确认一下 |
| [20:19.31] | You're ending this with me because... 你要跟我结束 因为... |
| [20:23.08] | ...I'm too whiny? ...我太会发牢骚？ |
| [20:28.06] | So you're saying... 你是说 |
| [20:30.06] | ...I've become so whiny... ...我是这么地爱发牢骚... |
| [20:33.49] | ...that l... ...我... |
| [20:35.40] | ...annoy you... ...让你觉得很烦... |
| [20:39.23] | ...Janice. ...珍妮丝… |
| [20:41.17] | Well,yeah! 没错 |
| [20:42.74] | Oh,my God! 我…的…天哪 |
| [20:48.14] | Will you be okay? 你不要紧吧？ |
| [20:49.44] | I am now. 现在不要紧了 |
| [21:03.29] | I guess that's two out of three... 已经两人出局了… |
| [21:06.46] | ...Joey! ...乔伊 |
| [21:17.34] | -Dude,we got to talk. -Okay. 我们得谈一谈 好 |
| [21:20.61] | I wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. 我只是想趁你听说之前告诉你 |
| [21:24.65] | I hope this isn't too weird,but... 希望不会太奇怪 |
| [21:29.02] | ...I had a thing with Janice. 我最近跟珍妮丝交往过 |
| [21:36.46] | You're not mad? 你不生气？ |
| [21:38.13] | Why would I be mad? 我干嘛生气？ |
| [21:39.53] | Because there's certain rules about this kind of stuff. 因为这种事有它的道义在 |
| [21:42.96] | You don't fool around with your friends' ex-girlfriends... 不能追朋友的旧情人 |
| [21:48.20] | ...or possible girlfriends or girls they're related to. 心上人 或是有亲属关系的人 |
| [21:56.74] | I am mad. 我很生气 |
| [22:00.01] | But you know, I'm going to forgive you. 但是你知道吗？我要原谅你 |
| [22:02.72] | Because that's what friends do. 因为那样才叫兄弟 |
| [22:04.92] | They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. 他们会原谅朋友 犯了你念的那串禁忌 |
| [22:09.42] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [22:10.92] | But I want you to remember... 不过我要你记住... |
| [22:12.83] | ...that I forgave you. ...我原谅了你 |
| [22:17.40] | I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent-free. 好 我还要你记住我免费收留你 |
| [22:22.17] | All right. 好 |
| [22:23.74] | And I want you to remember that I gave you... 我还要你记住我送你... |
| [22:27.41] | ...twenty-seven dollars. ...27块钱 |
| [22:30.68] | No strings attached! 无条件奉送 |
| [22:32.08] | If you can't remember that... 要是你记不住 |
| [22:33.68] | ...we should write it down. Let's write it down! 我们应该写下来… 我们写下来吧 |
| [00:02.30] | Come on, Joey! qiao yi, kuai shuo la |
| [00:03.87] | I told you everything I knew last night. wo zhi dao de bu fen zuo wan dou gao su ni le |
| [00:06.50] | It' s not that big a deal. So they' re doing it. mo ni ka he qian de gao zai yi qi you zen yang |
| [00:10.34] | I cannot believe you would say that! ni ju ran zhe me shuo |
| [00:13.21] | Sorry. Monica and Chandler are " making love." bao qian mo ni ka he qian de zai" zuo ai" |
| [00:18.05] | No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal! bu shi la, wo shi shuo zhe shi da shi ye |
| [00:21.98] | I need more details. Who initiated the first kiss? wo xiang zhi dao xi jie shi shui xian wen shui de? |
| [00:25.39] | I don' t know. bu zhi |
| [00:27.59] | God, I just can' t imagine Chandler being romantic. wo wu fa xiang xiang qian de lang man de yang zi |
| [00:32.66] | Is he romantic with her? ta gen ta zai yi qi shi lang man ma? |
| [00:35.06] | I don' t know. bu zhi |
| [00:38.23] | Are they in love? ta men xiang ai ma? |
| [00:40.34] | I don' t know. bu zhi |
| [00:43.17] | You don' t know anything. ni shen me dou bu zhi dao |
| [00:44.84] | I know one thing. What? wo zhi dao yi jian shi shen me shi? |
| [00:46.74] | They did it right there. ta men zai zhe zhang sha fa shang zuo guo |
| [00:50.41] | The One With Chandler' s Work Laugh ben ji bo chu:" rui qiu zhi dao le" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:35.42] | zhong yang ka fei guan |
| [01:38.33] | Ross. luo si |
| [01:41.43] | Could I have a scone, please? a gan, gei wo yi ge ying shi song bing |
| [01:43.26] | Want to hear some good news? ls somebody else gonna give it to us? xiang ting hao xiao xi ma? you bie ren yao shuo ma? |
| [01:46.30] | Because you certainly don' t seem like you have any. ni bu xiang you hao xiao xi de yang zi |
| [01:49.60] | No, I do. Someone I know is getting married. bu, wo you wo ren shi de mou ren yao jie hun le |
| [01:53.37] | Weddings are happy occasions. Oh, it' s my exwife, Emily! hun li shi zui kai xin de chang he dui le, na ren shi wo de qian qi ai mi li |
| [01:58.85] | Sorry, man. shen me? zen me hui zhe yang |
| [02:00.05] | Here' s your scone. Thanks. ni de ying shi song bing xie xie |
| [02:04.85] | Stupid British snack food! shen me bai chi ying guo dian xin! |
| [02:09.26] | Did they teach you that in anger management class? na shi qing xu guan li ke jiao de ma? |
| [02:13.50] | You know what might help you deal with it? Think it this way. wo you ge ban fa, ni jiu zhe me xiang |
| [02:16.50] | You two are in the past. You can' t be mad about the past. ni he ai mi li yi jing guo qu le ni bu neng dui guo qu de shi sheng qi |
| [02:20.10] | Are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase? ni hai qi wo men gen fa guo mai tu di ma? |
| [02:25.87] | Nobody' s mad about that. fei bi, mei you ren zai qi na ge |
| [02:27.58] | Exactly! Because it' s in the past. mei cuo, yin wei yi jing guo qu le |
| [02:33.41] | Anybody going to eat that? na ge you ren yao chi ma? |
| [02:39.45] | Look at us all dressed up for the party. What are we celebrating? wo men sheng zhuang can jia gong si yan hui ye shi zai qing zhu shen me? |
| [02:43.46] | We had a lot of liquor left over from Christmas. sheng dan wan hui sheng liao bu shao jiu |
| [02:47.20] | Our friends aren' t here. We can be a real couple. We don' t have to hide. zhen hao, zhe li mei you wo men de peng you wo men ke yi gong kai, bu bi duo duo cang cang |
| [02:52.13] | I know. I can do this. mei cuo, wo ke yi zhe yang |
| [02:55.10] | And I can do this. er wo ke yi zhe yang |
| [02:58.44] | We can' t do that. wo men bu neng na yang |
| [03:01.24] | Hey, Bing! bin |
| [03:04.41] | Who' s the pretty lady, and what is she doing with you? zhe wei mei nv shi shui zen me gen ni zai yi qi? |
| [03:09.28] | I asked myself that very question, sir. This is Monica. wo ye zhe yang wen zi ji zhe shi mo ni ka |
| [03:11.92] | My boss, Doug. wo shang si dao ge |
| [03:13.12] | This is Monica. Hi. dao ge, zhe shi mo ni ka |
| [03:14.96] | This is my wife, Kara. Nice to meet you. xing hui zhe shi wo lao po ka la hen gao xing ren shi ni bin |
| [03:20.56] | Did you hear about the new law firm working for us? gong si zhao le xin fa lv gu wen gong si shi ma? |
| [03:23.60] | Dickem, Stickem Run. du ta pian da hao yi shi wu suo du ta, pian ta, hao ye |
| [03:29.54] | Let' s go drink our body weight. wo men qu he ge tong kuai |
| [03:33.98] | What was that? What? na shi shen me? shen me? |
| [03:35.58] | That noise you made? ni gang cai fa chu de sheng yin |
| [03:36.88] | Oh, my work laugh. na shi wo de gong zuo xiao |
| [03:38.88] | Your work laugh? ni de gong zuo xiao? |
| [03:40.08] | If you' re going to survive this party, come up with one too. xiang xin wo, xiang ao guo zhe chang pai dui ni ye de bian chu yi ge lai |
| [03:44.55] | All right. Check me out. hao, kan wo de hao |
| [03:47.69] | He says," 30, Father. Same as in town." 30 kuai qian, gen cheng li yi yang |
| [03:57.93] | Everybody at work loved you last night. zuo wan gong si de ren dou hao xi huan ni |
| [04:01.00] | And they like me more just because I was with you. zhen de? er qie ta men yin wei ni er geng xi huan wo |
| [04:04.24] | You repaired the damage from when they met Joey. ni mi bu liao bu shao qiao yi zao cheng de shang hai |
| [04:08.94] | Doug wants to play tennis. He never talks to me outside of work. dao ge hai zhao wo men da wang qiu ta chu le gong si hai mei li guo wo |
| [04:12.71] | Except for that time at that strip club. chu le zai tuo yi wu ye zong hui na ci |
| [04:17.45] | Strip church. tuo yi wu jiao tang |
| [04:21.26] | I' ll go find a racket. I thought you had one. wo yao qu zhao yi zhi qiu pai ni bu shi you yi zhi? |
| [04:24.26] | I used to, but then Joey thought it' d be fun to go hit rocks... hou lai bei qiao yi na qu zhong yang gong yuan dui zhe shi tou da |
| [04:28.60] | ... at bigger rocks. da shi tou |
| [04:31.63] | Do you have a tennis racket? rui qiu, ni you wang qiu pai ma? |
| [04:33.60] | I lent it to Joey, and I' ve never gotten it back. wo jie gei qiao yi jiu mei na hui lai guo |
| [04:37.47] | Good luck with that. zhu ni hao yun |
| [04:43.31] | What' s up? ni hao ma? |
| [04:44.65] | Why are you here? I thought you had inventory. ni zen me lai le? jin tian bu shi yao pan dian |
| [04:47.42] | I do, but I decided I' d take a long lunch... mei cuo, dan wo jue ding wu xiu jiu yi dian |
| [04:50.08] | ... and spend some time with my friend Monica. pei pei wo de peng you mo ni ka |
| [04:53.82] | You know, I feel like we don' t talk anymore. wo men xian zai dou bu tan xin le |
| [04:56.62] | How are you? ni hao ma? |
| [04:58.26] | What is new with you? you shen me xin bian hua? |
| [05:03.33] | Not much. Work' s good. bu duo, gong zuo hen shun li |
| [05:05.80] | We don' t have to talk about work. Talk about anything. wo men bu bi liao gong zuo shen me dou ke yi liao |
| [05:10.14] | hao ba |
| [05:11.97] | You know what? zhe yang ba |
| [05:14.41] | Let' s talk about relationships. wo men lai liao gan qing de shi |
| [05:16.14] | What' s going on? hao, ni zui jin zen yang? |
| [05:17.75] | Nothing. mei ren zhui |
| [05:20.11] | You go. gai ni |
| [05:22.58] | There was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute. wo yuan ben jue de yin hang you yi ge ren hen shuai |
| [05:26.15] | But I don' t anymore. xian zai bu jue de le |
| [05:29.02] | That' s juicy. zhen jing cai |
| [05:31.86] | You know what? I actually do have a lot of work to do. bu guo wo que shi hen mang |
| [05:35.33] | You' re sure there' s just not anything else? ni que ding mei bie de le? |
| [05:39.03] | I' m sure. Is there something you want to talk to me about? que ding, ni you shen me shi xiang shuo ma? |
| [05:42.70] | No! mei you |
| [05:48.44] | If there was, I wouldn' t tell you. hao ba, you ye bu gao su ni |
| [05:58.45] | Then what happened? hao, ran hou ne? |
| [06:06.16] | You' ll get your turn. dai hui cai lun dao ni |
| [06:08.46] | Hey, Phoebe. What' s going on? Nothing. fei bi, zai gan shen me? mei shen me |
| [06:11.20] | This is not over. dai hui zai ji xu |
| [06:13.63] | No, no, no! zao gao zen me le? |
| [06:15.87] | I was up all night writing this nasty letter to Emily. wo ao le yi zheng wan xie xin ma ai mi li |
| [06:19.51] | It was perfect, and now it' s all covered in.... yuan ben xie de hen hao, xian zai zhan man le |
| [06:22.58] | Actually, thanks! xie le |
| [06:25.18] | All right! Ready to go to the movies? ke yi qu kan dian ying le ma? |
| [06:28.08] | Actually, I think I' ll skip it. wo xiang wo bu qu le |
| [06:30.02] | Really? ni bu qu? |
| [06:31.39] | I' ll read my book. I just want to be alone right now. dui, wo yao liu xia lai kan shu wo xian zai zhi xiang jing yi jing |
| [06:35.09] | Sure you don' t want to? ni zhen de bu qu? |
| [06:36.66] | Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff. tang mu han ke si, mei ge lai en xie xin shen me de |
| [06:42.50] | That' s okay, Joe. wo hai shi bu qu le |
| [06:44.10] | Let' s go, Phoebe. hao ba, fei bi wo men zou |
| [06:48.70] | hao wu |
| [06:54.91] | bin |
| [07:01.58] | Game! ying le |
| [07:04.69] | I got to tell you, that partner of yours is a real tiger. shuo zhen de, ni de da dang zhen shi kuai hen zhun |
| [07:09.62] | Are you all right? ni hai hao ma? |
| [07:13.46] | We' ll just get a little sip of water. wo men he kou shui |
| [07:17.63] | Am I on fire today or what? wo jin tian hen meng ba? |
| [07:20.70] | Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved. na liang zhi rou ji yi jing kao hao deng zhe bei qie lai chi le |
| [07:25.64] | Okay, easy, Martina. bie ji dong, wang qiu ming jiang |
| [07:29.14] | I think we should let them win the next game. wo jue de xia yi chang ying gai rang ta men ying |
| [07:31.95] | I' m sorry, I don' t understand what you just said. dui bu qi, ni gang shuo de hua wo ting bu dong |
| [07:36.22] | Let them win one. rang ta men ying yi chang |
| [07:37.49] | Are you crazy? We own those two. Look at them! ni feng le ma? ta men ren wo men zai ge |
| [07:41.99] | He can' t even breathe, and she' s popping pills. ni kan ta men ta chuan bu guo qi lai, ta zai chi yao |
| [07:46.09] | You' re not giving them a chance. ni gen ben bu gei ta men ji hui |
| [07:47.96] | They have rackets. ta men you qiu pai bu shi ma? |
| [07:52.97] | We' ll make this the last game. bin, wo xiang da wan zhe chang jiu shou le |
| [07:55.00] | Yes, sir. Put me out of my misery. liao jie, wo qiu zhi bu de |
| [07:57.24] | Are you sure you never played pro? ni zhen de mei da guo zhi ye? |
| [07:59.84] | Please let them win. bai tuo rang ta men ying |
| [08:01.28] | I' ll take it down to 95, but that' s the best I can do. wo ding duo zhi neng ba zhan li jiang dao 95 |
| [08:10.52] | Missed it! I got it! zao gao, lou diao le wo lai |
| [08:16.52] | Nice shot. hao qiu |
| [08:27.03] | I got it! wo lai |
| [08:29.60] | Long! chu jie |
| [08:37.61] | I can' t believe you let them win. ni ju ran rang ta men ying |
| [08:40.05] | Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it. zhi shao ni ba bu shuang yan shi de hen hao |
| [08:43.62] | I was frustrated. wo hen ju sang |
| [08:44.92] | It' s my racket. zhe shi wo de qiu pai |
| [08:46.15] | Frustrated with you! shi ni rang wo ju sang |
| [08:47.62] | If we hadn' t lost, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow. ru guo mei shu na chang qiu ta men ye bu hui zhao wo men ming tian qu chi fan |
| [08:52.36] | What bothers me... wo zui kun rao de shi |
| [08:53.63] | ... is how different you act around them. ni zai ta men shen bian zheng ge ren dou bian le |
| [08:56.33] | The throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh... gu yi shu qiu, gong zuo xiao |
| [08:59.40] | ... the " See you later, Bing!" " Not if I see you first, Doug!" " hui tou jian, bin" " bu hui tou jiu bu jian" |
| [09:04.81] | Listen, I don' t sound like some crazed, drunken pirate. wo na you xiao de xiang he zui de hai dao |
| [09:09.04] | I know you don' t, but " work Chandler" does. ni mei you, dan gong zuo de qian de you |
| [09:11.71] | I don' t like work Chandler. The guy' s a suckup. wo bu xi huan gong zuo de qian de na jia huo shi ge gou tui |
| [09:15.22] | Because you said that... yin wei ni zhei xie hua 152 00: 09: 17, 320 00: 09: 19, 180 ... I' m not putting out tonight! wo wan shang bu gen ni wan le |
| [09:26.49] | Something' s wrong. My brother doesn' t stay out all night. jue dui you wen ti wo ge cong lai bu che ye bu gui |
| [09:29.86] | Maybe we should check the trash chute. ye xu ying gai qu kan kan la ji cao |
| [09:33.63] | Ross couldn' t fit down the trash chute. luo si ji bu jin la ji cao |
| [09:36.17] | That' s right. He almost could. mei cuo, jiu cha na me yi dian dian |
| [09:38.67] | Which is exactly how I got stuck there. suo yi wo zhi qian ka zhu guo |
| [09:44.25] | Oh, my God! ta hui lai le tian na |
| [09:46.58] | Where the hell have you been? ni si na qu le? |
| [09:49.15] | Just, you know, out. jiu shi qu wai mian le |
| [09:51.55] | Oh, out! God, I don' t know why we didn' t think to check there. wai mian, tian na wo men zen me mei qu na li zhao |
| [09:56.52] | What were you doing? ni dou zai zuo shi mo? |
| [09:58.03] | I went to a bar, and then... wo xian qu he jiu, ran hou... |
| [10:01.06] | ... I just walked around for a while. ... jiu sui bian zou le zou |
| [10:04.73] | You walked around all night in the city by yourself? ni zheng ye yi ge ren zai wai mian luan huang? |
| [10:09.67] | He hooked up! ta hei xiu le |
| [10:12.87] | He hooked up. ta gen mou ren hei xiu le |
| [10:14.44] | I don' t have to answer your questions. I' m a big boy. wo bu bi hui da ni men de wen ti wo shi ge da ren |
| [10:17.85] | I can do what I want. ai zen yang jiu zen yang |
| [10:19.38] | He hooked up! ta hei xiu le |
| [10:22.88] | Tell us about her! liao liao ta ma |
| [10:25.69] | Ross, you left your scarf luo si, ni ba wei jin diao zai |
| [10:35.10] | Hey, you guys. ni men hao |
| [10:42.57] | I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen. hao, wo zhi dao ni men zai xiang shen me dan qian de zai ye men |
| [10:48.34] | I' m a young woman. I have needs. I can' t wait forever. wo hai nian qing, wo you xu qiu wo bu neng deng yi bei zi |
| [10:51.71] | Yeah, that' s what I was thinking. wo ye shi zhe me xiang de |
| [10:55.85] | So I' m asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me. suo yi wo qiu qiu ni men zai pi ping wo zhi qian xian xiang yi xia |
| [11:00.39] | Nobody' s judging you. mei you ren zai pi ping ni |
| [11:04.99] | Mr. Rightplaceattherighttime... ni, tian shi di li ren he xian sheng |
| [11:09.83] | ... call me. gen wo lian luo |
| [11:18.74] | So I guess you finished your book. kan lai ni de shu kan wan le |
| [11:23.51] | Had some time on our hands, did we? you dian xian shi ba? |
| [11:27.21] | I know what you guys are going to say. wo zhi dao ni men yao shuo shi mo |
| [11:29.92] | You two would have very hairy children. ni men de hai zi hui mao rong rong de |
| [11:34.29] | I didn' t know you' d say that. wo bu zhi dao ni hui shuo na ge |
| [11:37.22] | Ross! Janice? luo si, zhen ni si ye? |
| [11:39.39] | All right. Hold on, hold on. deng yi xia |
| [11:41.56] | This is Ross. zhe shi luo si |
| [11:43.50] | He' s our friend. He obviously went crazy. ta shi wo men de peng you ta xian ran shi feng le |
| [11:46.93] | He obviously lost his mind. nao jin xiu dou le |
| [11:51.51] | Look, it' s not that crazy. Okay? mei na me kua zhang, hao ma? |
| [11:54.88] | But it' s Janice! I mean, she' s... dan shi zhen ni si ye ta shi |
| [11:57.98] | ... Janice! ... zhen ni si ye |
| [12:00.38] | How drunk were you? ni zui de tai li pu le |
| [12:02.58] | Janice and I have a lot in common. zhen ni si he wo you hen duo gong tong dian |
| [12:04.92] | We' ve both been divorced. We both have kids. wo men dou li guo hun, wo men dou you xiao hai |
| [12:09.26] | Are you going to see her again? ni zhen de yao zai jian ta? |
| [12:11.36] | Don' t put ideas in his head! I will see her. fei bi, bie ying xiang ta wo que shi yao zai jian ta |
| [12:14.40] | Damn it, Phoebe! ni kan la |
| [12:20.74] | I have to tell you something that I' ve never admitted. wo yao shuo chu yi jian wo mei tan cheng guo de shi |
| [12:24.04] | In high school, I made out with James even though I knew you liked him. gao zhong shi wo zhi dao ni xi huan zhan mu fa luo dan hai shi gen ta shang le chuang |
| [12:28.51] | That feels so good to get off my chest. Okay, you go. wa, shuo chu lai de gan jue zhen hao hao, gai ni le |
| [12:33.25] | My turn? What are you talking about? gai wo le? shen me yi si? |
| [12:38.25] | I know about you and Chandler. mo ni ka, wo zhi dao ni he qian de de shi |
| [12:42.59] | I overheard you on the phone the other day. shen me? wo na tian ting dao ni men zai jiang dian hua |
| [12:45.23] | You said, " I' ll tell Rachel I' m doing laundry for a couple of hours." ni shuo" wo hui gao su rui qiu" " wo yao hua liang ge xiao shi xi yi fu" |
| [12:49.66] | And he said, " Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" ta shuo" xi yi fu?" " na shi wo de xin chuo hao ma?" |
| [12:52.87] | And you said: ran hou ni shuo |
| [12:54.94] | " You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big." " bu shi" " ni ming zhi ni de chuo hao shi da diao" |
| [13:04.61] | You' re writing yourself a little play there, Rach. yuan lai ni zheng zai xie ju ben |
| [13:10.38] | Let me know how it turns out. ji de ba jie ju gao su wo |
| [13:12.55] | I wouldn' t know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone. wo bu zhi dao yin wei wo xia dao ba dian hua gua diao le |
| [13:17.19] | Well, if you had kept listening... ru guo ni ting wan |
| [13:19.76] | ... you would have heard me call him Mister... ni hui ting dao wo shi jiao ta da |
| [13:23.53] | ... Bigot. diao bao |
| [13:25.73] | Mr. Bigot. shen me? da diao bao |
| [13:29.54] | He tells the most racist jokes. ta xi huan jiang diao bao de xiao hua |
| [13:33.77] | All right. So that' s it. hao, suo yi jiu zhe yang |
| [13:36.24] | There' s nothing going on between you and Chandler? ni shi shuo ni he qian de zhi jian mei shen me |
| [13:40.21] | Me and Chandler? wo he qian de? |
| [13:46.99] | Put your 20 down. na chu 20 yuan lai |
| [13:48.62] | First one to find the tasty treat wins, okay? xian zhao dao ling shi de ying, hao ma? |
| [13:52.13] | All right, let' s get the contestants out of their isolation booths. hao, qing can sai zhe cong xiu xi shi chu chang |
| [13:57.30] | And they' re off! ta men chu chang le |
| [14:00.50] | Get your foot off my contestant! Judge? bie dang zhu wo de can sai zhe, cai pan |
| [14:02.94] | Judge rules, no violation. cai pan pan ding mei you wei gui |
| [14:07.17] | ni men hao |
| [14:10.01] | It' s so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice. shuo ye qi guai wo jin tian gen zhen ni si guo de hen kai xin |
| [14:14.48] | What? Are you serious? shen me? zhen de jia de? |
| [14:17.08] | I opened up to her about all the stuff that' s been happening to me. mei cuo, wo gen ta su shuo jin lai de can shi |
| [14:21.16] | I mean, I talked for hours. wo shuo le hao ji ge xiao shi |
| [14:23.26] | It is amazing... zhe zhong gan jue zhen hao |
| [14:24.63] | ... to have someone give you such focused attention. you ren neng zhuan xin ting ni qing su |
| [14:28.53] | You don' t need Janice for that. You' ve got us. na ni he bi zhao ta, ni you wo men |
| [14:31.53] | The duck gets the Nutter Butter! ya zi zhao dao hua sheng jiang bing gan le bu |
| [14:34.77] | That' s not a Nutter Butter. That' s an old won ton! na bu shi hua sheng jiang bing gan na shi yi ke hun tun |
| [14:37.77] | Judge rules... cai pan pan ding: |
| [14:39.31] | ... Nutter Butter. shi hua sheng jiang bing gan |
| [14:41.54] | Tough call. zhen nan pan shi a |
| [14:47.55] | Seriously, I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton... dan wo men ying gai zhi chi ke lin dun zong tong |
| [14:52.52] | ... and her husband, Bill. he ta de lao gong bi er |
| [14:57.19] | How do you like your coffee? ni men de ka fei yao zen me shang? |
| [14:59.16] | None for me. A little sugar. wo bu yao, xie xie wo yao yi dian dian tang |
| [15:01.30] | I' ll have Monica stick her finger in it. That will sweeten it up. na jiu rang mo ni ka ba zhi tou shen jin qu ying gai jiu hui tian le |
| [15:09.47] | That laugh doesn' t give you a headache? You get used to it. ni na yang xiao zen me bu hui tou tong? jiu le jiu xi guan le |
| [15:12.54] | I don' t think that I can. wo bu jue de wo hui xi guan |
| [15:14.21] | This will be it for me on the work things. wo yi hou jiu bu shuai zhe tao le |
| [15:16.91] | I laugh at my boss' s jokes. What' s the big deal? lao ban shuo xiao wo jiu xiao, zhe you shen me ma |
| [15:19.51] | I' d rather not be with this workweasel guy... wo gan ma yao pei yi ge mei zun yan de ma pi jing |
| [15:22.32] | ... when I can be with my boyfriend, who I actually respect. ru guo neng gen wo zun jing de nan you zai yi qi |
| [15:29.89] | I got to apologize for Kara' s coffee. I' d feel sorry for it in a fight. wo de wei ka la zhu de ka fei dao qian ru guo ta qu da jia |
| [15:34.56] | It' s not strong enough to defend itself. lian zi ji dou bao hu bu liao |
| [15:41.50] | Hear what I said? ni ting dao wo de hua le ma? |
| [15:43.84] | What? shen me? |
| [15:45.94] | It' s a joke. What' s the matter with you? na ge xiao hua a, ni shi zen me le? |
| [15:48.51] | Well, I just didn' t think it was funny, sir. wo zhi shi jue de bu hao xiao |
| [15:51.78] | Excuse me? ni shuo shi mo? |
| [15:54.35] | Well, I just Honey? wo zhi shi qin ai de |
| [15:56.72] | I just don' t think you understood the joke. wo jue de ni mei ting dong |
| [16:00.02] | Really? shi ma? |
| [16:01.26] | I mean, it was really funny. I just don' t think that you got it. hen hao xiao ye, ni yi ding shi mei ting dong |
| [16:05.89] | You see, Kara' s coffee is weaktasting. ka la zhu de ka fei hen xi |
| [16:09.13] | But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. dan dao ge shi zai an shi ta hen xu ruo |
| [16:15.70] | You get it now, honey? I think I do! xian zai ni dong le ma? wo dong le |
| [16:22.44] | Thank you, Monica. I thought you could use the help. xie xie ni wo jue de ni xu yao jie shi |
| [16:26.85] | Coffee in a fight! ka fei da jia |
| [16:34.32] | You mind if I read my comic books in here? rui qiu, wo ke yi zai zhe li kan man hua ma |
| [16:38.86] | Sure. Why? dang ran ke yi, zen me le? |
| [16:41.66] | Chandler and Monica are over there. It' s kind of hard to concentrate. qian de he mo ni ka zai yi qi wo hen nan zhuan xin |
| [16:46.77] | She just called and said she was going to be working late. shen me? ta gang da lai shuo ta yao jia ban |
| [16:50.57] | She keeps lying to me. ta yi zhi pian wo |
| [16:52.51] | That' s it! I' m going over there and confronting them right now. gou le, wo xian zai jiu guo qu jie chuan ta men |
| [16:59.25] | Panty raid. qu zhao xiao ku ku! |
| [17:12.06] | All right, so you' re telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now? suo yi wo de jiang diao bao de xiao hua? |
| [17:17.23] | I' m just not very good at this. dui bu qi, wo bu tai hui yuan huang |
| [17:19.40] | I' m a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel. wo hen bu hui pian ren wo you hen tao yan pian rui qiu |
| [17:22.47] | But we' re not ready to tell yet. I know. dan wo men hai bu neng gong kai wo zhi dao, zhi shi |
| [17:25.41] | Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to. cong gao zhong qi wo shen me shi dou gao su rui qiu |
| [17:30.38] | I miss that so much now. wo hao huai nian na zhong gan jue |
| [17:32.61] | She' s my best friend. ta shi wo zui yao hao de peng you |
| [17:41.92] | qiao yi? |
| [17:44.09] | Oh, my God, Rachel! tian na, rui qiu |
| [17:49.13] | What are you doing here? ni zen me pao lai zhe li? |
| [17:52.50] | Well, I actually came over here to borrow this lamp... wo shi wo lai jie zhe zhan deng |
| [17:56.90] | ... to look at my books. hao kan shu... |
| [17:59.67] | You know, see them a little better. kan de qing chu yi dian |
| [18:03.31] | Okay, great. tai hao le |
| [18:06.61] | Well, what I was doing in Chandler' s room is that... wo zai qian de de fang jian li shi yin wei |
| [18:10.25] | ... I was cleaning it. wo zai bang mang da sao |
| [18:13.12] | He pays me to clean it. ta fu qian qing wo da sao |
| [18:15.82] | What a great way to make some extra pocket money. zhen shi ge zhuan ling yong qian de hao ban fa |
| [18:20.46] | When I said to you earlier that I was at work... zhi qian wo shuo yao jia ban |
| [18:23.96] | ... I' m at my new work. ... shi zhi wo de xin gong zuo |
| [18:26.27] | Good enough. Right? zhen bu cuo, dui ba? |
| [18:32.34] | I' ll go look at my books. hao, na wo yao qu kan shu le |
| [18:36.51] | Go get back to my new job. hao, wo de qu mang wo de xin gong zuo le |
| [18:40.35] | hao |
| [18:44.65] | Congratulations on your new job! gong xi ni zhao dao zhe fen gong zuo |
| [18:54.03] | Man, she is really gullible. tian na, ta ke zhen hao pian |
| [19:02.37] | Here you go. Thanks. ni men de ka fei xie xie |
| [19:04.81] | Actually, I should get going. You' re sure? qi shi wo gai zou le ni que ding? |
| [19:07.54] | I can stay out as late as you want. ni xiang liu duo wan wo dou feng pei |
| [19:09.91] | I told you I' m on sabbatical from work wo shuo guo wo wei shi me xiu chang jia ba? |
| [19:12.31] | Yes, yes. You did. dui, ni shuo guo |
| [19:15.48] | Oh, man! What is wrong now? you zen me le? |
| [19:18.75] | This isn' t what I ordered. wo bu shi dian de zhe ge |
| [19:21.05] | Man! Can' t anything go right in my life? wo de ren sheng jiu bu neng shun li yi dian ma? |
| [19:25.83] | First, my marriage falls apart, and then xian shi wo de hun yin po lie, ran hou |
| [19:29.20] | I know! wo zhi dao! |
| [19:30.50] | You lose your apartment, you lose your job... ran hou ni bei gan chu ni jia ni de gong zuo mei le |
| [19:33.37] | ... your exwife gets married so fast! And now the coffee! ni de qian qi hen kuai jiu zai hun xian zai ka fei you cuo le |
| [19:40.34] | We need to talk. Okay. wo men de tan yi tan hao |
| [19:43.04] | Sometimes I feel No, no, don' t. you shi wo jue de bu |
| [19:46.68] | I' m going to talk. shi wo yao shuo |
| [19:49.52] | I believe... wo ren wei |
| [19:51.19] | ... that the sun has set... wo men de mei hao shi guang |
| [19:54.22] | ... on our day in the sun. yi jing ri luo le |
| [20:00.09] | You' re a very sweet person, Ross. shen me? ni shi ge hen hao de ren |
| [20:06.13] | Unfortunately... zhi shi... |
| [20:07.73] | ... I just don' t think I can take another second of you whining! wo mei ban fa zai ting ni ai xia qu le |
| [20:14.78] | Let me make sure I' m hearing this right. wo gen ni que ren yi xia |
| [20:19.31] | You' re ending this with me because... ni yao gen wo jie shu yin wei... |
| [20:23.08] | ... I' m too whiny? ... wo tai hui fa lao sao? |
| [20:28.06] | So you' re saying... ni shi shuo |
| [20:30.06] | ... I' ve become so whiny... ... wo shi zhe me di ai fa lao sao... |
| [20:33.49] | ... that l... ... wo... |
| [20:35.40] | ... annoy you... ... rang ni jue de hen fan... |
| [20:39.23] | ... Janice. ... zhen ni si |
| [20:41.17] | Well, yeah! mei cuo |
| [20:42.74] | Oh, my God! wo de tian na |
| [20:48.14] | Will you be okay? ni bu yao jin ba? |
| [20:49.44] | I am now. xian zai bu yao jin le |
| [21:03.29] | I guess that' s two out of three... yi jing liang ren chu ju le |
| [21:06.46] | ... Joey! ... qiao yi |
| [21:17.34] | Dude, we got to talk. Okay. wo men de tan yi tan hao |
| [21:20.61] | I wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. wo zhi shi xiang chen ni ting shuo zhi qian gao su ni |
| [21:24.65] | I hope this isn' t too weird, but... xi wang bu hui tai qi guai |
| [21:29.02] | ... I had a thing with Janice. wo zui jin gen zhen ni si jiao wang guo |
| [21:36.46] | You' re not mad? ni bu sheng qi? |
| [21:38.13] | Why would I be mad? wo gan ma sheng qi? |
| [21:39.53] | Because there' s certain rules about this kind of stuff. yin wei zhe zhong shi you ta de dao yi zai |
| [21:42.96] | You don' t fool around with your friends' exgirlfriends... bu neng zhui peng you de jiu qing ren |
| [21:48.20] | ... or possible girlfriends or girls they' re related to. xin shang ren huo shi you qin shu guan xi de ren |
| [21:56.74] | I am mad. wo hen sheng qi |
| [22:00.01] | But you know, I' m going to forgive you. dan shi ni zhi dao ma? wo yao yuan liang ni |
| [22:02.72] | Because that' s what friends do. yin wei na yang cai jiao xiong di |
| [22:04.92] | They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. ta men hui yuan liang peng you fan le ni nian de na chuan jin ji |
| [22:09.42] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [22:10.92] | But I want you to remember... bu guo wo yao ni ji zhu... |
| [22:12.83] | ... that I forgave you. ... wo yuan liang le ni |
| [22:17.40] | I also want you to remember that I let you live here rentfree. hao wo hai yao ni ji zhu wo mian fei shou liu ni |
| [22:22.17] | All right. hao |
| [22:23.74] | And I want you to remember that I gave you... wo hai yao ni ji zhu wo song ni... |
| [22:27.41] | ... twentyseven dollars. ... 27 kuai qian |
| [22:30.68] | No strings attached! wu tiao jian feng song |
| [22:32.08] | If you can' t remember that... yao shi ni ji bu zhu |
| [22:33.68] | ... we should write it down. Let' s write it down! wo men ying gai xie xia lai wo men xie xia lai ba |
| [00:02.30] | Come on, Joey! qiáo yī, kuài shuō la |
| [00:03.87] | I told you everything I knew last night. wǒ zhī dào de bù fèn zuó wǎn dōu gào sù nǐ le |
| [00:06.50] | It' s not that big a deal. So they' re doing it. mó nī kǎ hé qián dé gǎo zài yì qǐ yòu zěn yàng |
| [00:10.34] | I cannot believe you would say that! nǐ jū rán zhè me shuō |
| [00:13.21] | Sorry. Monica and Chandler are " making love." bào qiàn mó nī kǎ hé qián dé zài" zuò ài" |
| [00:18.05] | No, I mean, come on. This is a huge deal! bú shì la, wǒ shì shuō zhè shì dà shì yé |
| [00:21.98] | I need more details. Who initiated the first kiss? wǒ xiǎng zhī dào xì jié shì shuí xiān wěn shuí de? |
| [00:25.39] | I don' t know. bù zhī |
| [00:27.59] | God, I just can' t imagine Chandler being romantic. wǒ wú fǎ xiǎng xiàng qián dé làng màn de yàng zi |
| [00:32.66] | Is he romantic with her? tā gēn tā zài yì qǐ shí làng màn ma? |
| [00:35.06] | I don' t know. bù zhī |
| [00:38.23] | Are they in love? tā men xiāng ài ma? |
| [00:40.34] | I don' t know. bù zhī |
| [00:43.17] | You don' t know anything. nǐ shén me dōu bù zhī dào |
| [00:44.84] | I know one thing. What? wǒ zhī dào yī jiàn shì shén me shì? |
| [00:46.74] | They did it right there. tā men zài zhè zhāng shā fā shàng zuò guò |
| [00:50.41] | The One With Chandler' s Work Laugh běn jí bō chū:" ruì qiū zhī dào le" |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [01:35.42] | zhōng yāng kā fēi guǎn |
| [01:38.33] | Ross. luó sī |
| [01:41.43] | Could I have a scone, please? ā gān, gěi wǒ yí gè yīng shì sōng bǐng |
| [01:43.26] | Want to hear some good news? ls somebody else gonna give it to us? xiǎng tīng hǎo xiāo xī ma? yǒu bié rén yào shuō ma? |
| [01:46.30] | Because you certainly don' t seem like you have any. nǐ bù xiàng yǒu hǎo xiāo xī de yàng zi |
| [01:49.60] | No, I do. Someone I know is getting married. bù, wǒ yǒu wǒ rèn shi de mǒu rén yào jié hūn le |
| [01:53.37] | Weddings are happy occasions. Oh, it' s my exwife, Emily! hūn lǐ shì zuì kāi xīn de chǎng hé duì le, nà rén shì wǒ de qián qī ài mì lì |
| [01:58.85] | Sorry, man. shén me? zěn me huì zhè yàng |
| [02:00.05] | Here' s your scone. Thanks. nǐ de yīng shì sōng bǐng xiè xiè |
| [02:04.85] | Stupid British snack food! shén me bái chī yīng guó diǎn xīn! |
| [02:09.26] | Did they teach you that in anger management class? nà shi qíng xù guǎn lǐ kè jiào de ma? |
| [02:13.50] | You know what might help you deal with it? Think it this way. wǒ yǒu gè bàn fǎ, nǐ jiù zhè me xiǎng |
| [02:16.50] | You two are in the past. You can' t be mad about the past. nǐ hé ài mì lì yǐ jīng guò qù le nǐ bù néng duì guò qù de shì shēng qì |
| [02:20.10] | Are you still mad about, you know, the Louisiana Purchase? nǐ hái qì wǒ men gēn fǎ guó mǎi tǔ dì ma? |
| [02:25.87] | Nobody' s mad about that. fēi bǐ, méi yǒu rén zài qì nà gè |
| [02:27.58] | Exactly! Because it' s in the past. méi cuò, yīn wèi yǐ jīng guò qù le |
| [02:33.41] | Anybody going to eat that? nà gè yǒu rén yào chī ma? |
| [02:39.45] | Look at us all dressed up for the party. What are we celebrating? wǒ men shèng zhuāng cān jiā gōng sī yàn huì yé shì zài qìng zhù shén me? |
| [02:43.46] | We had a lot of liquor left over from Christmas. shèng dàn wǎn huì shèng liǎo bù shǎo jiǔ |
| [02:47.20] | Our friends aren' t here. We can be a real couple. We don' t have to hide. zhēn hǎo, zhè lǐ méi yǒu wǒ men de péng yǒu wǒ men kě yǐ gōng kāi, bù bì duǒ duǒ cáng cáng |
| [02:52.13] | I know. I can do this. méi cuò, wǒ kě yǐ zhè yàng |
| [02:55.10] | And I can do this. ér wǒ kě yǐ zhè yàng |
| [02:58.44] | We can' t do that. wǒ men bù néng nà yàng |
| [03:01.24] | Hey, Bing! bīn |
| [03:04.41] | Who' s the pretty lady, and what is she doing with you? zhè wèi měi nǚ shì shuí zěn me gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ? |
| [03:09.28] | I asked myself that very question, sir. This is Monica. wǒ yě zhè yàng wèn zì jǐ zhè shì mó nī kǎ |
| [03:11.92] | My boss, Doug. wǒ shàng sī dào gé |
| [03:13.12] | This is Monica. Hi. dào gé, zhè shì mó nī kǎ |
| [03:14.96] | This is my wife, Kara. Nice to meet you. xìng huì zhè shì wǒ lǎo pó kǎ lā hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ bīn |
| [03:20.56] | Did you hear about the new law firm working for us? gōng sī zhǎo le xīn fǎ lǜ gù wèn gōng sī shì ma? |
| [03:23.60] | Dickem, Stickem Run. dù tǎ piàn dá háo yī shì wù suǒ dǔ tā, piàn tā, hǎo yé |
| [03:29.54] | Let' s go drink our body weight. wǒ men qù hē gè tòng kuài |
| [03:33.98] | What was that? What? nà shi shén me? shén me? |
| [03:35.58] | That noise you made? nǐ gāng cái fā chū de shēng yīn |
| [03:36.88] | Oh, my work laugh. nà shi wǒ de gōng zuò xiào |
| [03:38.88] | Your work laugh? nǐ de gōng zuò xiào? |
| [03:40.08] | If you' re going to survive this party, come up with one too. xiāng xìn wǒ, xiǎng áo guò zhè chǎng pài duì nǐ yě de biān chū yí gè lái |
| [03:44.55] | All right. Check me out. hǎo, kàn wǒ de hǎo |
| [03:47.69] | He says," 30, Father. Same as in town." 30 kuài qián, gēn chéng lǐ yí yàng |
| [03:57.93] | Everybody at work loved you last night. zuó wǎn gōng sī de rén dōu hǎo xǐ huān nǐ |
| [04:01.00] | And they like me more just because I was with you. zhēn de? ér qiě tā men yīn wèi nǐ ér gèng xǐ huān wǒ |
| [04:04.24] | You repaired the damage from when they met Joey. nǐ mí bǔ liǎo bù shǎo qiáo yī zào chéng de shāng hài |
| [04:08.94] | Doug wants to play tennis. He never talks to me outside of work. dào gé hái zhǎo wǒ men dǎ wǎng qiú tā chū le gōng sī hái méi lǐ guò wǒ |
| [04:12.71] | Except for that time at that strip club. chú le zài tuō yī wǔ yè zǒng huì nà cì |
| [04:17.45] | Strip church. tuō yī wǔ jiào táng |
| [04:21.26] | I' ll go find a racket. I thought you had one. wǒ yào qù zhǎo yī zhī qiú pāi nǐ bú shì yǒu yī zhī? |
| [04:24.26] | I used to, but then Joey thought it' d be fun to go hit rocks... hòu lái bèi qiáo yī ná qù zhōng yāng gōng yuán duì zhe shí tou dǎ |
| [04:28.60] | ... at bigger rocks. dà shí tou |
| [04:31.63] | Do you have a tennis racket? ruì qiū, nǐ yǒu wǎng qiú pāi ma? |
| [04:33.60] | I lent it to Joey, and I' ve never gotten it back. wǒ jiè gěi qiáo yī jiù méi ná huí lái guò |
| [04:37.47] | Good luck with that. zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [04:43.31] | What' s up? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [04:44.65] | Why are you here? I thought you had inventory. nǐ zěn me lái le? jīn tiān bú shì yào pán diǎn |
| [04:47.42] | I do, but I decided I' d take a long lunch... méi cuò, dàn wǒ jué dìng wǔ xiū jiǔ yì diǎn |
| [04:50.08] | ... and spend some time with my friend Monica. péi péi wǒ de péng yǒu mó nī kǎ |
| [04:53.82] | You know, I feel like we don' t talk anymore. wǒ men xiàn zài dōu bù tán xīn le |
| [04:56.62] | How are you? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [04:58.26] | What is new with you? yǒu shén me xīn biàn huà? |
| [05:03.33] | Not much. Work' s good. bù duō, gōng zuò hěn shùn lì |
| [05:05.80] | We don' t have to talk about work. Talk about anything. wǒ men bù bì liáo gōng zuò shén me dōu kě yǐ liáo |
| [05:10.14] | hǎo ba |
| [05:11.97] | You know what? zhè yàng ba |
| [05:14.41] | Let' s talk about relationships. wǒ men lái liáo gǎn qíng de shì |
| [05:16.14] | What' s going on? hǎo, nǐ zuì jìn zěn yàng? |
| [05:17.75] | Nothing. méi rén zhuī |
| [05:20.11] | You go. gāi nǐ |
| [05:22.58] | There was this guy at the bank that I thought was cute. wǒ yuán běn jué de yín háng yǒu yí ge rén hěn shuài |
| [05:26.15] | But I don' t anymore. xiàn zài bù jué de le |
| [05:29.02] | That' s juicy. zhēn jīng cǎi |
| [05:31.86] | You know what? I actually do have a lot of work to do. bù guò wǒ què shí hěn máng |
| [05:35.33] | You' re sure there' s just not anything else? nǐ què dìng méi bié de le? |
| [05:39.03] | I' m sure. Is there something you want to talk to me about? què dìng, nǐ yǒu shén me shì xiǎng shuō ma? |
| [05:42.70] | No! méi yǒu |
| [05:48.44] | If there was, I wouldn' t tell you. hǎo ba, yǒu yě bù gào sù nǐ |
| [05:58.45] | Then what happened? hǎo, rán hòu ne? |
| [06:06.16] | You' ll get your turn. dāi huì cái lún dào nǐ |
| [06:08.46] | Hey, Phoebe. What' s going on? Nothing. fēi bǐ, zài gàn shén me? méi shén me |
| [06:11.20] | This is not over. dāi huì zài jì xù |
| [06:13.63] | No, no, no! zāo gāo zěn me le? |
| [06:15.87] | I was up all night writing this nasty letter to Emily. wǒ áo le yī zhěng wǎn xiě xìn mà ài mì lì |
| [06:19.51] | It was perfect, and now it' s all covered in.... yuán běn xiě de hěn hǎo, xiàn zài zhān mǎn le |
| [06:22.58] | Actually, thanks! xiè le |
| [06:25.18] | All right! Ready to go to the movies? kě yǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng le ma? |
| [06:28.08] | Actually, I think I' ll skip it. wǒ xiǎng wǒ bù qù le |
| [06:30.02] | Really? nǐ bù qù? |
| [06:31.39] | I' ll read my book. I just want to be alone right now. duì, wǒ yào liú xià lái kàn shū wǒ xiàn zài zhǐ xiǎng jìng yī jìng |
| [06:35.09] | Sure you don' t want to? nǐ zhēn de bù qù? |
| [06:36.66] | Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan. They get mail and stuff. tāng mǔ hàn kè sī, méi gé lái ēn xiě xìn shén me de |
| [06:42.50] | That' s okay, Joe. wǒ hái shì bù qù le |
| [06:44.10] | Let' s go, Phoebe. hǎo ba, fēi bǐ wǒ men zǒu |
| [06:48.70] | hào wù |
| [06:54.91] | bīn |
| [07:01.58] | Game! yíng le |
| [07:04.69] | I got to tell you, that partner of yours is a real tiger. shuō zhēn de, nǐ de dā dàng zhēn shì kuài hěn zhǔn |
| [07:09.62] | Are you all right? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [07:13.46] | We' ll just get a little sip of water. wǒ men hē kǒu shuǐ |
| [07:17.63] | Am I on fire today or what? wǒ jīn tiān hěn měng ba? |
| [07:20.70] | Those birds are browned, basted and ready to be carved. nà liǎng zhī ròu jī yǐ jīng kǎo hǎo děng zhe bèi qiè lái chī le |
| [07:25.64] | Okay, easy, Martina. bié jī dòng, wǎng qiú míng jiàng |
| [07:29.14] | I think we should let them win the next game. wǒ jué de xià yī chǎng yīng gāi ràng tā men yíng |
| [07:31.95] | I' m sorry, I don' t understand what you just said. duì bù qǐ, nǐ gāng shuō de huà wǒ tīng bù dǒng |
| [07:36.22] | Let them win one. ràng tā men yíng yī chǎng |
| [07:37.49] | Are you crazy? We own those two. Look at them! nǐ fēng le ma? tā men rèn wǒ men zǎi gē |
| [07:41.99] | He can' t even breathe, and she' s popping pills. nǐ kàn tā men tā chuǎn bu guò qì lái, tā zài chī yào |
| [07:46.09] | You' re not giving them a chance. nǐ gēn běn bù gěi tā men jī huì |
| [07:47.96] | They have rackets. tā men yǒu qiú pāi bú shì ma? |
| [07:52.97] | We' ll make this the last game. bīn, wǒ xiǎng dǎ wán zhè chǎng jiù shōu le |
| [07:55.00] | Yes, sir. Put me out of my misery. liáo jiě, wǒ qiú zhī bù dé |
| [07:57.24] | Are you sure you never played pro? nǐ zhēn de méi dǎ guò zhí yè? |
| [07:59.84] | Please let them win. bài tuō ràng tā men yíng |
| [08:01.28] | I' ll take it down to 95, but that' s the best I can do. wǒ dǐng duō zhǐ néng bǎ zhàn lì jiàng dào 95 |
| [08:10.52] | Missed it! I got it! zāo gāo, lòu diào le wǒ lái |
| [08:16.52] | Nice shot. hǎo qiú |
| [08:27.03] | I got it! wǒ lái |
| [08:29.60] | Long! chū jiè |
| [08:37.61] | I can' t believe you let them win. nǐ jū rán ràng tā men yíng |
| [08:40.05] | Well, at least you hid your feelings well about it. zhì shǎo nǐ bǎ bù shuǎng yǎn shì de hěn hǎo |
| [08:43.62] | I was frustrated. wǒ hěn jǔ sàng |
| [08:44.92] | It' s my racket. zhè shì wǒ de qiú pāi |
| [08:46.15] | Frustrated with you! shì nǐ ràng wǒ jǔ sàng |
| [08:47.62] | If we hadn' t lost, they would never have invited us to dinner tomorrow. rú guǒ méi shū nà chǎng qiú tā men yě bú huì zhǎo wǒ men míng tiān qù chī fàn |
| [08:52.36] | What bothers me... wǒ zuì kùn rǎo de shì |
| [08:53.63] | ... is how different you act around them. nǐ zài tā men shēn biān zhěng gè rén dōu biàn le |
| [08:56.33] | The throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh... gù yì shū qiú, gōng zuò xiào |
| [08:59.40] | ... the " See you later, Bing!" " Not if I see you first, Doug!" " huí tóu jiàn, bīn" " bù huí tóu jiù bú jiàn" |
| [09:04.81] | Listen, I don' t sound like some crazed, drunken pirate. wǒ nǎ yǒu xiào dé xiàng hē zuì de hǎi dào |
| [09:09.04] | I know you don' t, but " work Chandler" does. nǐ méi yǒu, dàn gōng zuò de qián dé yǒu |
| [09:11.71] | I don' t like work Chandler. The guy' s a suckup. wǒ bù xǐ huān gōng zuò de qián dé nà jiā huo shì gè gǒu tuǐ |
| [09:15.22] | Because you said that... yīn wèi nǐ zhèi xiē huà 152 00: 09: 17, 320 00: 09: 19, 180 ... I' m not putting out tonight! wǒ wǎn shàng bù gēn nǐ wán le |
| [09:26.49] | Something' s wrong. My brother doesn' t stay out all night. jué duì yǒu wèn tí wǒ gē cóng lái bù chè yè bù guī |
| [09:29.86] | Maybe we should check the trash chute. yě xǔ yīng gāi qù kàn kàn lā jī cáo |
| [09:33.63] | Ross couldn' t fit down the trash chute. luó sī jǐ bù jìn lā jī cáo |
| [09:36.17] | That' s right. He almost could. méi cuò, jiù chà nà me yì diǎn diǎn |
| [09:38.67] | Which is exactly how I got stuck there. suǒ yǐ wǒ zhī qián kǎ zhù guò |
| [09:44.25] | Oh, my God! tā huí lái le tiān na |
| [09:46.58] | Where the hell have you been? nǐ sǐ nǎ qù le? |
| [09:49.15] | Just, you know, out. jiù shì qù wài miàn le |
| [09:51.55] | Oh, out! God, I don' t know why we didn' t think to check there. wài miàn, tiān na wǒ men zěn me méi qù nà lǐ zhǎo |
| [09:56.52] | What were you doing? nǐ dōu zài zuò shí mǒ? |
| [09:58.03] | I went to a bar, and then... wǒ xiān qù hē jiǔ, rán hòu... |
| [10:01.06] | ... I just walked around for a while. ... jiù suí biàn zǒu le zǒu |
| [10:04.73] | You walked around all night in the city by yourself? nǐ zhěng yè yí ge rén zài wài miàn luàn huǎng? |
| [10:09.67] | He hooked up! tā hēi xiū le |
| [10:12.87] | He hooked up. tā gēn mǒu rén hēi xiū le |
| [10:14.44] | I don' t have to answer your questions. I' m a big boy. wǒ bù bì huí dá nǐ men de wèn tí wǒ shì gè dà rén |
| [10:17.85] | I can do what I want. ài zěn yàng jiù zěn yàng |
| [10:19.38] | He hooked up! tā hēi xiū le |
| [10:22.88] | Tell us about her! liáo liáo tā ma |
| [10:25.69] | Ross, you left your scarf luó sī, nǐ bǎ wéi jīn diào zài |
| [10:35.10] | Hey, you guys. nǐ men hǎo |
| [10:42.57] | I know what you all are thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen. hǎo, wǒ zhī dào nǐ men zài xiǎng shén me dàn qián dé zài yè mén |
| [10:48.34] | I' m a young woman. I have needs. I can' t wait forever. wǒ hái nián qīng, wǒ yǒu xū qiú wǒ bù néng děng yī bèi zi |
| [10:51.71] | Yeah, that' s what I was thinking. wǒ yě shì zhè me xiǎng de |
| [10:55.85] | So I' m asking you, please, just take a moment before you judge me. suǒ yǐ wǒ qiú qiú nǐ men zài pī píng wǒ zhī qián xiān xiǎng yī xià |
| [11:00.39] | Nobody' s judging you. méi yǒu rén zài pī píng nǐ |
| [11:04.99] | Mr. Rightplaceattherighttime... nǐ, tiān shí dì lì rén hé xiān shēng |
| [11:09.83] | ... call me. gēn wǒ lián luò |
| [11:18.74] | So I guess you finished your book. kàn lái nǐ de shū kàn wán le |
| [11:23.51] | Had some time on our hands, did we? yǒu diǎn xián shì ba? |
| [11:27.21] | I know what you guys are going to say. wǒ zhī dào nǐ men yào shuō shí mǒ |
| [11:29.92] | You two would have very hairy children. nǐ men de hái zi huì máo róng róng de |
| [11:34.29] | I didn' t know you' d say that. wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ huì shuō nà gè |
| [11:37.22] | Ross! Janice? luó sī, zhēn nī sī yé? |
| [11:39.39] | All right. Hold on, hold on. děng yī xià |
| [11:41.56] | This is Ross. zhè shì luó sī |
| [11:43.50] | He' s our friend. He obviously went crazy. tā shì wǒ men de péng yǒu tā xiǎn rán shì fēng le |
| [11:46.93] | He obviously lost his mind. nǎo jīn xiù dòu le |
| [11:51.51] | Look, it' s not that crazy. Okay? méi nà me kuā zhāng, hǎo ma? |
| [11:54.88] | But it' s Janice! I mean, she' s... dàn shì zhēn nī sī yé tā shì |
| [11:57.98] | ... Janice! ... zhēn nī sī yé |
| [12:00.38] | How drunk were you? nǐ zuì dé tài lí pǔ le |
| [12:02.58] | Janice and I have a lot in common. zhēn nī sī hé wǒ yǒu hěn duō gòng tóng diǎn |
| [12:04.92] | We' ve both been divorced. We both have kids. wǒ men dōu lí guò hūn, wǒ men dōu yǒu xiǎo hái |
| [12:09.26] | Are you going to see her again? nǐ zhēn de yào zài jiàn tā? |
| [12:11.36] | Don' t put ideas in his head! I will see her. fēi bǐ, bié yǐng xiǎng tā wǒ què shí yào zài jiàn tā |
| [12:14.40] | Damn it, Phoebe! nǐ kàn la |
| [12:20.74] | I have to tell you something that I' ve never admitted. wǒ yào shuō chū yī jiàn wǒ méi tǎn chéng guò de shì |
| [12:24.04] | In high school, I made out with James even though I knew you liked him. gāo zhōng shí wǒ zhī dào nǐ xǐ huān zhān mǔ fǎ luò dàn hái shì gēn tā shàng le chuáng |
| [12:28.51] | That feels so good to get off my chest. Okay, you go. wa, shuō chū lái de gǎn jué zhēn hǎo hǎo, gāi nǐ le |
| [12:33.25] | My turn? What are you talking about? gāi wǒ le? shén me yì sī? |
| [12:38.25] | I know about you and Chandler. mó nī kǎ, wǒ zhī dào nǐ hé qián dé de shì |
| [12:42.59] | I overheard you on the phone the other day. shén me? wǒ nà tiān tīng dào nǐ men zài jiǎng diàn huà |
| [12:45.23] | You said, " I' ll tell Rachel I' m doing laundry for a couple of hours." nǐ shuō" wǒ huì gào sù ruì qiū" " wǒ yào huā liǎng gè xiǎo shí xǐ yī fú" |
| [12:49.66] | And he said, " Laundry? Is that my new nickname?" tā shuō" xǐ yī fú?" " nà shi wǒ de xīn chuò hào ma?" |
| [12:52.87] | And you said: rán hòu nǐ shuō |
| [12:54.94] | " You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big." " bú shì" " nǐ míng zhī nǐ de chuò hào shì dà diāo" |
| [13:04.61] | You' re writing yourself a little play there, Rach. yuán lái nǐ zhèng zài xiě jù běn |
| [13:10.38] | Let me know how it turns out. jì de bǎ jié jú gào sù wǒ |
| [13:12.55] | I wouldn' t know, because I got so freaked out I hung up the phone. wǒ bù zhī dào yīn wèi wǒ xià dào bǎ diàn huà guà diào le |
| [13:17.19] | Well, if you had kept listening... rú guǒ nǐ tīng wán |
| [13:19.76] | ... you would have heard me call him Mister... nǐ huì tīng dào wǒ shì jiào tā dà |
| [13:23.53] | ... Bigot. diāo bǎo |
| [13:25.73] | Mr. Bigot. shén me? dà diāo bǎo |
| [13:29.54] | He tells the most racist jokes. tā xǐ huān jiǎng diāo bǎo de xiào huà |
| [13:33.77] | All right. So that' s it. hǎo, suǒ yǐ jiù zhè yàng |
| [13:36.24] | There' s nothing going on between you and Chandler? nǐ shì shuō nǐ hé qián dé zhī jiān méi shén me |
| [13:40.21] | Me and Chandler? wǒ hé qián dé? |
| [13:46.99] | Put your 20 down. ná chū 20 yuán lái |
| [13:48.62] | First one to find the tasty treat wins, okay? xiān zhǎo dào líng shí de yíng, hǎo ma? |
| [13:52.13] | All right, let' s get the contestants out of their isolation booths. hǎo, qǐng cān sài zhě cóng xiū xī shì chū chǎng |
| [13:57.30] | And they' re off! tā men chū chǎng le |
| [14:00.50] | Get your foot off my contestant! Judge? bié dǎng zhù wǒ de cān sài zhě, cái pàn |
| [14:02.94] | Judge rules, no violation. cái pàn pàn dìng méi yǒu wéi guī |
| [14:07.17] | nǐ men hǎo |
| [14:10.01] | It' s so weird to say this, but I just had a great date with Janice. shuō yě qí guài wǒ jīn tiān gēn zhēn nī sī guò de hěn kāi xīn |
| [14:14.48] | What? Are you serious? shén me? zhēn de jiǎ de? |
| [14:17.08] | I opened up to her about all the stuff that' s been happening to me. méi cuò, wǒ gēn tā sù shuō jìn lái de cǎn shì |
| [14:21.16] | I mean, I talked for hours. wǒ shuō le hǎo jǐ gè xiǎo shí |
| [14:23.26] | It is amazing... zhè zhǒng gǎn jué zhēn hǎo |
| [14:24.63] | ... to have someone give you such focused attention. yǒu rén néng zhuān xīn tīng nǐ qīng sù |
| [14:28.53] | You don' t need Janice for that. You' ve got us. nà nǐ hé bì zhǎo tā, nǐ yǒu wǒ men |
| [14:31.53] | The duck gets the Nutter Butter! yā zǐ zhǎo dào huā shēng jiàng bǐng gān le bù |
| [14:34.77] | That' s not a Nutter Butter. That' s an old won ton! nà bú shì huā shēng jiàng bǐng gān nà shi yī kē hún tún |
| [14:37.77] | Judge rules... cái pàn pàn dìng: |
| [14:39.31] | ... Nutter Butter. shì huā shēng jiàng bǐng gān |
| [14:41.54] | Tough call. zhēn nán pàn shì a |
| [14:47.55] | Seriously, I strongly believe that we should support President Clinton... dàn wǒ men yīng gāi zhī chí kē lín dùn zǒng tǒng |
| [14:52.52] | ... and her husband, Bill. hé tā de lǎo gōng bǐ ěr |
| [14:57.19] | How do you like your coffee? nǐ men de kā fēi yào zěn me shàng? |
| [14:59.16] | None for me. A little sugar. wǒ bú yào, xiè xiè wǒ yào yì diǎn diǎn táng |
| [15:01.30] | I' ll have Monica stick her finger in it. That will sweeten it up. nà jiù ràng mó nī kǎ bǎ zhǐ tou shēn jìn qù yīng gāi jiù huì tián le |
| [15:09.47] | That laugh doesn' t give you a headache? You get used to it. nǐ nà yàng xiào zěn me bú huì tóu tòng? jiǔ le jiù xí guàn le |
| [15:12.54] | I don' t think that I can. wǒ bù jué de wǒ huì xí guàn |
| [15:14.21] | This will be it for me on the work things. wǒ yǐ hòu jiù bù shuǎi zhè tào le |
| [15:16.91] | I laugh at my boss' s jokes. What' s the big deal? lǎo bǎn shuō xiào wǒ jiù xiào, zhè yǒu shén me ma |
| [15:19.51] | I' d rather not be with this workweasel guy... wǒ gàn ma yào péi yí gè méi zūn yán de mǎ pì jīng |
| [15:22.32] | ... when I can be with my boyfriend, who I actually respect. rú guǒ néng gēn wǒ zūn jìng de nán yǒu zài yì qǐ |
| [15:29.89] | I got to apologize for Kara' s coffee. I' d feel sorry for it in a fight. wǒ dé wèi kǎ lā zhǔ de kā fēi dào qiàn rú guǒ tā qù dǎ jià |
| [15:34.56] | It' s not strong enough to defend itself. lián zì jǐ dōu bǎo hù bù liǎo |
| [15:41.50] | Hear what I said? nǐ tīng dào wǒ de huà le ma? |
| [15:43.84] | What? shén me? |
| [15:45.94] | It' s a joke. What' s the matter with you? nà gè xiào huà a, nǐ shì zěn me le? |
| [15:48.51] | Well, I just didn' t think it was funny, sir. wǒ zhǐ shì jué de bù hǎo xiào |
| [15:51.78] | Excuse me? nǐ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [15:54.35] | Well, I just Honey? wǒ zhǐ shì qīn ài de |
| [15:56.72] | I just don' t think you understood the joke. wǒ jué de nǐ méi tīng dǒng |
| [16:00.02] | Really? shì ma? |
| [16:01.26] | I mean, it was really funny. I just don' t think that you got it. hěn hǎo xiào yé, nǐ yí dìng shì méi tīng dǒng |
| [16:05.89] | You see, Kara' s coffee is weaktasting. kǎ lā zhǔ de kā fēi hěn xī |
| [16:09.13] | But what Doug did was imply that it was weak physically. dàn dào gé shì zài àn shì tā hěn xū ruò |
| [16:15.70] | You get it now, honey? I think I do! xiàn zài nǐ dǒng le ma? wǒ dǒng le |
| [16:22.44] | Thank you, Monica. I thought you could use the help. xiè xiè nǐ wǒ jué de nǐ xū yào jiě shì |
| [16:26.85] | Coffee in a fight! kā fēi dǎ jià |
| [16:34.32] | You mind if I read my comic books in here? ruì qiū, wǒ kě yǐ zài zhè lǐ kàn màn huà ma |
| [16:38.86] | Sure. Why? dāng rán kě yǐ, zěn me le? |
| [16:41.66] | Chandler and Monica are over there. It' s kind of hard to concentrate. qián dé hé mó nī kǎ zài yì qǐ wǒ hěn nán zhuān xīn |
| [16:46.77] | She just called and said she was going to be working late. shén me? tā gāng dǎ lái shuō tā yào jiā bān |
| [16:50.57] | She keeps lying to me. tā yī zhí piàn wǒ |
| [16:52.51] | That' s it! I' m going over there and confronting them right now. gòu le, wǒ xiàn zài jiù guò qù jiē chuān tā men |
| [16:59.25] | Panty raid. qù zhǎo xiǎo kù kù! |
| [17:12.06] | All right, so you' re telling me that I have to tell racist jokes now? suǒ yǐ wǒ dé jiǎng diāo bǎo de xiào huà? |
| [17:17.23] | I' m just not very good at this. duì bù qǐ, wǒ bù tài huì yuán huǎng |
| [17:19.40] | I' m a terrible liar. I hate having to lie to Rachel. wǒ hěn bú huì piàn rén wǒ yòu hěn tǎo yàn piàn ruì qiū |
| [17:22.47] | But we' re not ready to tell yet. I know. dàn wǒ men hái bù néng gōng kāi wǒ zhī dào, zhǐ shì |
| [17:25.41] | Ever since high school, Rachel was the one person that I told everything to. cóng gāo zhōng qǐ wǒ shén me shì dōu gào sù ruì qiū |
| [17:30.38] | I miss that so much now. wǒ hǎo huái niàn nà zhǒng gǎn jué |
| [17:32.61] | She' s my best friend. tā shì wǒ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [17:41.92] | qiáo yī? |
| [17:44.09] | Oh, my God, Rachel! tiān na, ruì qiū |
| [17:49.13] | What are you doing here? nǐ zěn me pǎo lái zhè lǐ? |
| [17:52.50] | Well, I actually came over here to borrow this lamp... wǒ shì wǒ lái jiè zhè zhǎn dēng |
| [17:56.90] | ... to look at my books. hǎo kàn shū... |
| [17:59.67] | You know, see them a little better. kàn de qīng chǔ yì diǎn |
| [18:03.31] | Okay, great. tài hǎo le |
| [18:06.61] | Well, what I was doing in Chandler' s room is that... wǒ zài qián dé de fáng jiān lǐ shì yīn wèi |
| [18:10.25] | ... I was cleaning it. wǒ zài bāng máng dǎ sǎo |
| [18:13.12] | He pays me to clean it. tā fù qián qǐng wǒ dǎ sǎo |
| [18:15.82] | What a great way to make some extra pocket money. zhēn shì gè zhuàn líng yòng qián de hǎo bàn fǎ |
| [18:20.46] | When I said to you earlier that I was at work... zhī qián wǒ shuō yào jiā bān |
| [18:23.96] | ... I' m at my new work. ... shì zhǐ wǒ de xīn gōng zuò |
| [18:26.27] | Good enough. Right? zhēn bù cuò, duì ba? |
| [18:32.34] | I' ll go look at my books. hǎo, nà wǒ yào qù kàn shū le |
| [18:36.51] | Go get back to my new job. hǎo, wǒ dé qù máng wǒ de xīn gōng zuò le |
| [18:40.35] | hǎo |
| [18:44.65] | Congratulations on your new job! gōng xǐ nǐ zhǎo dào zhè fèn gōng zuò |
| [18:54.03] | Man, she is really gullible. tiān na, tā kě zhēn hǎo piàn |
| [19:02.37] | Here you go. Thanks. nǐ men de kā fēi xiè xiè |
| [19:04.81] | Actually, I should get going. You' re sure? qí shí wǒ gāi zǒu le nǐ què dìng? |
| [19:07.54] | I can stay out as late as you want. nǐ xiǎng liú duō wǎn wǒ dōu fèng péi |
| [19:09.91] | I told you I' m on sabbatical from work wǒ shuō guò wǒ wèi shí me xiū cháng jià ba? |
| [19:12.31] | Yes, yes. You did. duì, nǐ shuō guò |
| [19:15.48] | Oh, man! What is wrong now? yòu zěn me le? |
| [19:18.75] | This isn' t what I ordered. wǒ bú shì diǎn de zhè gè |
| [19:21.05] | Man! Can' t anything go right in my life? wǒ de rén shēng jiù bù néng shùn lì yì diǎn ma? |
| [19:25.83] | First, my marriage falls apart, and then xiān shì wǒ de hūn yīn pò liè, rán hòu |
| [19:29.20] | I know! wǒ zhī dào! |
| [19:30.50] | You lose your apartment, you lose your job... rán hòu nǐ bèi gǎn chū nǐ jiā nǐ de gōng zuò méi le |
| [19:33.37] | ... your exwife gets married so fast! And now the coffee! nǐ de qián qī hěn kuài jiù zài hūn xiàn zài kā fēi yòu cuò le |
| [19:40.34] | We need to talk. Okay. wǒ men dé tán yī tán hǎo |
| [19:43.04] | Sometimes I feel No, no, don' t. yǒu shí wǒ jué de bù |
| [19:46.68] | I' m going to talk. shì wǒ yào shuō |
| [19:49.52] | I believe... wǒ rèn wéi |
| [19:51.19] | ... that the sun has set... wǒ men de měi hǎo shí guāng |
| [19:54.22] | ... on our day in the sun. yǐ jīng rì luò le |
| [20:00.09] | You' re a very sweet person, Ross. shén me? nǐ shì gè hěn hǎo de rén |
| [20:06.13] | Unfortunately... zhǐ shì... |
| [20:07.73] | ... I just don' t think I can take another second of you whining! wǒ méi bàn fǎ zài tīng nǐ āi xià qù le |
| [20:14.78] | Let me make sure I' m hearing this right. wǒ gēn nǐ què rèn yī xià |
| [20:19.31] | You' re ending this with me because... nǐ yào gēn wǒ jié shù yīn wèi... |
| [20:23.08] | ... I' m too whiny? ... wǒ tài huì fā láo sāo? |
| [20:28.06] | So you' re saying... nǐ shì shuō |
| [20:30.06] | ... I' ve become so whiny... ... wǒ shì zhè me dì ài fā láo sāo... |
| [20:33.49] | ... that l... ... wǒ... |
| [20:35.40] | ... annoy you... ... ràng nǐ jué de hěn fán... |
| [20:39.23] | ... Janice. ... zhēn nī sī |
| [20:41.17] | Well, yeah! méi cuò |
| [20:42.74] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
| [20:48.14] | Will you be okay? nǐ bú yào jǐn ba? |
| [20:49.44] | I am now. xiàn zài bú yào jǐn le |
| [21:03.29] | I guess that' s two out of three... yǐ jīng liǎng rén chū jú le |
| [21:06.46] | ... Joey! ... qiáo yī |
| [21:17.34] | Dude, we got to talk. Okay. wǒ men dé tán yī tán hǎo |
| [21:20.61] | I wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng chèn nǐ tīng shuō zhī qián gào sù nǐ |
| [21:24.65] | I hope this isn' t too weird, but... xī wàng bú huì tài qí guài |
| [21:29.02] | ... I had a thing with Janice. wǒ zuì jìn gēn zhēn nī sī jiāo wǎng guò |
| [21:36.46] | You' re not mad? nǐ bù shēng qì? |
| [21:38.13] | Why would I be mad? wǒ gàn ma shēng qì? |
| [21:39.53] | Because there' s certain rules about this kind of stuff. yīn wèi zhè zhǒng shì yǒu tā de dào yì zài |
| [21:42.96] | You don' t fool around with your friends' exgirlfriends... bù néng zhuī péng yǒu de jiù qíng rén |
| [21:48.20] | ... or possible girlfriends or girls they' re related to. xīn shàng rén huò shì yǒu qīn shǔ guān xì de rén |
| [21:56.74] | I am mad. wǒ hěn shēng qì |
| [22:00.01] | But you know, I' m going to forgive you. dàn shì nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ yào yuán liàng nǐ |
| [22:02.72] | Because that' s what friends do. yīn wèi nà yàng cái jiào xiōng dì |
| [22:04.92] | They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said. tā men huì yuán liàng péng yǒu fàn le nǐ niàn de nà chuàn jìn jì |
| [22:09.42] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [22:10.92] | But I want you to remember... bù guò wǒ yào nǐ jì zhù... |
| [22:12.83] | ... that I forgave you. ... wǒ yuán liàng le nǐ |
| [22:17.40] | I also want you to remember that I let you live here rentfree. hǎo wǒ hái yào nǐ jì zhù wǒ miǎn fèi shōu liú nǐ |
| [22:22.17] | All right. hǎo |
| [22:23.74] | And I want you to remember that I gave you... wǒ hái yào nǐ jì zhù wǒ sòng nǐ... |
| [22:27.41] | ... twentyseven dollars. ... 27 kuài qián |
| [22:30.68] | No strings attached! wú tiáo jiàn fèng sòng |
| [22:32.08] | If you can' t remember that... yào shì nǐ jì bu zhù |
| [22:33.68] | ... we should write it down. Let' s write it down! wǒ men yīng gāi xiě xià lái wǒ men xiě xià lái ba |
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