| [00:05.30] | -What are you doing? -I reorganized the fridge. |
| [00:09.30] | See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy. |
| [00:13.31] | Middle shelf,fruits and vegetables. |
| [00:16.54] | And top shelf,expired products. |
| [00:21.22] | Why are you doing this? |
| [00:22.65] | Because I'm bored out of my mind. |
| [00:25.09] | I've already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners. |
| [00:29.12] | Dude,you just described seven days' worth of stuff. |
| [00:32.96] | Spread it out a little. Haven't you ever been unemployed? |
| [00:36.77] | I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. |
| [00:39.27] | Hey,don't get religious on me,okay? |
| [00:42.90] | A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing. |
| [00:47.01] | That's why we have comfortable chairs. Here,sit down. |
| [00:52.81] | Ready? Watch. |
| [00:56.18] | And then.... |
| [01:00.16] | -So,what? We just sit? -Oh,no,no. |
| [01:02.52] | We're not gonna just sit. Watch. |
| [01:08.86] | -Hello,Chandler Bing. -Hello,Mr. Bing. |
| [01:12.20] | I love you. |
| [01:14.97] | All right,whoever this is, stop calling me! |
| [01:19.77] | It's been 6 months! It's not funny! |
| [01:23.91] | I can see you, Mr. Bing. |
| [01:27.65] | You look sexy in your new suit. |
| [01:30.75] | Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone! |
| [01:34.26] | And that's Wednesday. |
| [01:37.83] | The One with The lnappropriate Sister |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:25.64] | Hey,you guys! Guess what? |
| [02:30.98] | The British are coming? |
| [02:34.18] | Oh,you and your ways. |
| [02:37.99] | Since it's Christmas, I'm going to be collecting donations. |
| [02:42.49] | I have my bell and later on I get my bucket. |
| [02:47.56] | I'll be spreading joy to the people. |
| [02:49.90] | Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. |
| [02:53.10] | So this year I'm doing the whole city. |
| [02:57.34] | I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. |
| [03:02.51] | It's weird,you're starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately. |
| [03:06.31] | That is so not true. |
| [03:10.12] | So,Phoebe,where are you doing your bell-ringing? |
| [03:13.56] | They gave me a great spot right by Macy's. |
| [03:16.36] | They never give a good spot to a rookie... |
| [03:18.99] | ...but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. |
| [03:24.03] | I lied! |
| [03:26.53] | Oh,my God. Here's Danny. |
| [03:28.80] | Just watch this. |
| [03:33.47] | See? Still pretending he's not interested. |
| [03:39.51] | He's coming over. Pretend we've forgotten who he is. |
| [03:42.65] | -Hey,guys. -Hey,Danny. |
| [03:46.39] | Oh,Danny! Hey! |
| [03:49.92] | You know Rachel. She's nice. She's not bad to look at,right? |
| [03:54.73] | Thanks,Mon. |
| [03:56.56] | Of course. |
| [03:58.10] | Do you want to go out on a date with her? |
| [04:02.10] | Absolutely. Is Friday okay? |
| [04:06.27] | Friday is perfect. She can't wait. |
| [04:09.11] | On the date,I'll be able to talk to her directly? |
| [04:13.28] | See you Friday. |
| [04:16.02] | Okay,what the hell was that? You know what? Don't answer me. |
| [04:20.09] | I have a date with Danny! |
| [04:23.59] | All right,it's 4:30, I guess my lunch break is over. |
| [04:28.76] | -What are you guys gonna do? -lf you're going back to work... |
| [04:31.70] | ...I'll probably just hang out. You know,make some calls. |
| [04:41.21] | How could I not get the part? |
| [04:43.31] | The play was about a 29-year-old ltalian actor from Queens! |
| [04:47.32] | Well,Talia Shire suddenly became available. |
| [04:50.55] | She's a woman! |
| [04:52.89] | What can I say? She nailed it! |
| [04:58.46] | Is there anything else? |
| [05:00.33] | You'll just say no again,but... |
| [05:02.90] | ...gay porn? |
| [05:07.30] | Happy holidays! |
| [05:09.00] | Feliz Navidad! |
| [05:11.74] | Allo and Merry Christmas! |
| [05:14.34] | Oh,thank you,sir! Here's some joy. |
| [05:19.81] | -How's it going? -It's going okay. |
| [05:22.15] | Good. Let me help you out. |
| [05:24.25] | Oh,thanks! |
| [05:28.42] | Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive. |
| [05:33.33] | Yeah. I guess. |
| [05:37.77] | Just get your nails done? |
| [05:40.67] | Yes,Phoebe,but this is all I have,okay? |
| [05:43.87] | Thanks. Happy holidays! Here's your joy. |
| [05:47.71] | Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait. |
| [05:50.51] | -You can't take money out. -I'm making change for the bus. |
| [05:54.35] | Can't you leave the dollar for the poor? |
| [05:57.19] | I'm poor. I gotta take the bus. |
| [06:00.12] | Okay,season's greetings and everything, but still |
| [06:02.69] | Bite me, blondie! |
| [06:06.96] | I'm going to give him something besides joy. Just |
| [06:15.14] | I can't believe I didn't get that part. |
| [06:18.44] | I'm sorry,man. |
| [06:21.08] | What you should do... |
| [06:22.78] | ...is make something happen for yourself. |
| [06:25.51] | You know, like write a play. |
| [06:28.02] | Or a movie. What about those Good Will Hunting guys? |
| [06:31.79] | Be realistic,you know? If I did write something... |
| [06:35.79] | ...what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? |
| [06:42.50] | Wait a second. I could star in it! |
| [06:44.80] | Or that. |
| [06:47.77] | I can't write. I mean,I'm an actor. |
| [06:50.77] | I could act like a writer. Here.... |
| [06:59.48] | But see? Nada. |
| [07:02.88] | I don't have the discipline that it takes. I can't do it. |
| [07:07.36] | I'll help you. |
| [07:08.62] | Yeah. I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. |
| [07:12.96] | Plus,it'll give me something to do. |
| [07:15.46] | You'd do that for me? Thanks. |
| [07:17.97] | |
| [07:21.64] | ...is the name of your main character. ... |
| [07:24.67] | -Done. -And it can't be Joey. |
| [07:26.67] | -It's not. -Or Joseph. |
| [07:35.48] | What's up? |
| [07:36.68] | I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl... |
| [07:39.89] | ...and he had his arm around her. |
| [07:42.22] | Honey,I'm sorry. |
| [07:43.59] | You should be. This is all your fault. |
| [07:47.53] | You meddled in our relationship! |
| [07:50.67] | You had no relationship! |
| [07:52.60] | But I was doing my thing and everything... |
| [07:55.34] | ...was going according to the plan! |
| [07:57.61] | Oh, God, stop with the plan! |
| [08:02.11] | So what if you saw him with a girl? |
| [08:04.45] | That doesn't mean anything. |
| [08:06.55] | You'll go out with Danny and be so charming he'll forget all about... |
| [08:11.29] | ...that stupid subway girl. |
| [08:13.69] | She was kind of stupid. |
| [08:16.59] | You're right. I'm just going to go on the date. |
| [08:20.19] | I'm just going to go on the date. That is the new plan. |
| [08:26.47] | Hurry! |
| [08:42.65] | -How do you spell "suspicious"? -Why? |
| [08:46.39] | I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff. |
| [08:51.96] | Yes! |
| [08:53.93] | Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero! |
| [08:58.27] | You're driving me crazy with that. |
| [09:00.13] | -I'll stop. -Don't stop. |
| [09:02.14] | Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot. |
| [09:11.28] | Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man's game now. |
| [09:15.52] | -Want to play? -I can't play games. |
| [09:17.99] | Ross'll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule. |
| [09:22.52] | So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home. |
| [09:26.86] | All right. |
| [09:29.20] | But listen,what do you say we... |
| [09:32.10] | ...crank it up a notch? |
| [09:34.20] | I'm intrigued. |
| [09:36.00] | All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid. |
| [09:39.27] | But be careful. I want our security deposit back. |
| [09:42.64] | We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts. |
| [09:47.18] | Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? |
| [09:55.12] | Thank you! Happy holiday. |
| [10:00.29] | No,that's trash,young lady. You can't |
| [10:03.63] | Stop that young lady! She donated trash! |
| [10:10.91] | The charity's on fire! |
| [10:13.14] | Help! Thank you. I need that! |
| [10:16.98] | What is this? |
| [10:18.85] | It's 9:00 in the morning! |
| [10:22.55] | All right. "A room." |
| [10:25.32] | "A man enters. He looks suspicious." |
| [10:32.59] | That's it? |
| [10:35.10] | You're supposed to have five pages done by now... |
| [10:38.37] | ...including an exciting incident. |
| [10:42.60] | What is all this? "The Official Rulebook of Fireball." |
| [10:48.34] | That's the game we played. |
| [10:50.24] | It's great. You take a tennis ball,a bowl and lighter |
| [10:57.55] | This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor. |
| [11:01.22] | Not the creator of "Crazy Lawsuit Game." |
| [11:04.73] | You're right. I'll get back to work. |
| [11:07.19] | Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work. |
| [11:10.97] | Now come on. |
| [11:14.30] | You can have this back when the five pages are done. |
| [11:29.48] | -I had a nice time tonight. -So did l. |
| [11:32.45] | I'm really glad Monica asked us out. |
| [11:44.23] | I'd love to ask you in, but my sister's visiting. |
| [11:47.44] | -I think she's asleep on the couch. -Your sister? |
| [11:51.01] | Your sister's asleep on the couch? |
| [11:53.74] | I saw you with her on the subway and now she's asleep on the couch! |
| [12:00.15] | -I thought I heard you. -Hey,great,you're up. |
| [12:03.35] | Rachel,my sister Krista. |
| [12:05.65] | Nice to meet you. |
| [12:07.09] | I wish you'd warned me. I'd have fixed myself up. |
| [12:10.19] | -Like it would help. -You are so bad. |
| [12:13.26] | -You are. -You are. |
| [12:14.60] | -You are. -You are! |
| [12:17.26] | You are so dead. |
| [12:18.93] | I'm gonna get you. Come here! |
| [12:30.11] | It's very nice to meet you. |
| [12:38.15] | Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! |
| [12:41.59] | You wouldn't believe what people put in here! |
| [12:44.96] | Does this look like a garbage can to you? |
| [12:48.30] | Does it look like an ashtray? |
| [12:50.66] | Does it look like a urinal? |
| [12:54.67] | -So you going back out there? -Yeah, but I won't take any more crap. |
| [12:59.27] | No more Mrs. Nice Bucket. |
| [13:03.48] | Good. You're tough. You lived on the street. |
| [13:06.45] | I'll go back to being Street Phoebe. |
| [13:10.28] | But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn't be friends with you guys. |
| [13:18.99] | Can I ask you guys something? |
| [13:21.76] | I don't have brothers,so I don't know, but did you guys wrestle? |
| [13:26.67] | -Oh,yeah. -All the time. |
| [13:28.54] | In fact,I was undefeated. |
| [13:32.44] | Well,you weighed 200 pounds. |
| [13:36.71] | Still,I was quick as a cat. |
| [13:40.05] | I met Danny's sister yesterday. |
| [13:42.55] | -That was the girl on the subway. -You're kidding. |
| [13:46.05] | They were very,you know... |
| [13:48.72] | ...wrestle-y. ... |
| [13:50.49] | But I guess that's normal? |
| [13:52.99] | We don't wrestle now. |
| [13:57.06] | Not since I got too strong for you. |
| [14:00.67] | Too strong for me? |
| [14:02.97] | You wanna go right now? |
| [14:05.37] | I'll take you right now,buddy! You wanna go? |
| [14:10.01] | Oh,fine. |
| [14:13.35] | Ready? |
| [14:15.32] | Wrestle! |
| [14:21.39] | Okay,you know what? |
| [14:23.02] | Actually,that helps a lot. Thanks. |
| [14:30.56] | Let's go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! |
| [14:33.93] | Joey's not going. |
| [14:35.50] | I didn't finish my five pages. |
| [14:39.04] | Finish them tomorrow. |
| [14:41.01] | Tomorrow he's redoing yesterday's pages. |
| [14:43.78] | Yesterday's pages did not reflect my best work. |
| [14:47.85] | Cut him some slack. If he relaxes, he'll get some work done. |
| [14:52.02] | I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you... |
| [14:55.79] | ...and Fireball. ... |
| [14:58.56] | If you think Fireball's relaxing, you've never played. |
| [15:03.03] | You're doing this because you're bored. |
| [15:05.77] | It's not his fault you're unemployed. |
| [15:08.14] | I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical! |
| [15:11.81] | Guys,don't fight. |
| [15:13.64] | And I'm doing this because I am Joey's friend. |
| [15:17.31] | If you were a friend, you'd be doing the same. |
| [15:20.55] | So being a friend means being a jerk? |
| [15:22.95] | If it does,then you're an amazing friend of mine. |
| [15:26.62] | Let's settle this over a game of Fireball. |
| [15:29.39] | -I'll unhook the smoke detectors. -Let's settle this right now. |
| [15:34.30] | There. Now no one's going to the game. |
| [15:38.60] | -I paid for those! -You said you would,but you didn't. |
| [15:42.64] | Oh,yeah. |
| [15:50.68] | We finally get to the top of the mountain... |
| [15:53.65] | ...and airhead here forgets the camera. |
| [15:56.82] | The same thing happened to me one time. |
| [16:01.19] | When did that happen to you? |
| [16:04.63] | Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird. |
| [16:07.83] | I wanted to take a picture, but I didn't have my camera. |
| [16:11.43] | Chasing the churro guy is not jogging. |
| [16:15.87] | Oh,this is so good. You have got to try it. |
| [16:30.18] | -Damn. I got it on my pants. -Here,I'll get it. |
| [16:42.50] | We better take them off or the stain will set. |
| [16:44.87] | -I want to wear them tonight. -Oh,great. |
| [16:49.30] | Okay, bye. Oh,my God! |
| [16:52.97] | -That was unbelievable. -See? I told you. |
| [16:55.84] | Yeah. Sorry. |
| [16:57.38] | I don't believe they're brother and sister. |
| [16:59.38] | They're brother and sister?! |
| [17:02.75] | I guess you'll have to cancel your date. |
| [17:04.75] | And call their mother. |
| [17:08.19] | |
| [17:11.73] | |
| [17:19.10] | Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look. |
| [17:23.07] | Quarter,dime. Lint? Not interested in that. |
| [17:27.37] | What's this? A Canadian coin? |
| [17:29.74] | Get out of here! |
| [17:34.95] | No drinks near the bucket. |
| [17:37.38] | Set it down there and then you can make a contribution. |
| [17:41.52] | You can leave the "hurt bunny" look over there too. |
| [17:45.69] | Hi,Bob. |
| [17:46.89] | I thought I told you to get out of here! |
| [17:51.60] | Phoebe,we've been getting complaints. |
| [17:54.37] | -We're moving you to a less high-profile spot. -What？ |
| [17:58.27] | -Ginger's taking this corner. -That chick can't handle my corner. |
| [18:03.58] | Look, either you leave or we remove you. |
| [18:06.81] | Fine. |
| [18:14.39] | I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. |
| [18:27.80] | -I thought we said 7. -You know what? Let's skip it. |
| [18:32.84] | What? Why? |
| [18:35.24] | You and your sister seem to have a very special bond |
| [18:39.31] | Oh,great. That "special bond" again. |
| [18:44.52] | Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister? |
| [18:48.86] | -I don't know, but.. -Do you have brothers? |
| [18:52.76] | No,I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy. |
| [18:58.27] | -Are you close? -No. They're not very nice people. |
| [19:04.54] | I like you. I think this could go somewhere. |
| [19:07.67] | So I'm close to my family. Don't let it stand in our way. |
| [19:11.95] | Well,I don't know.... |
| [19:14.72] | When you put it that way |
| [19:16.95] | Danny? Hurry up. The bath's getting cold. |
| [19:24.69] | -What？ -I'll see you later. |
| [19:30.70] | There's some kids playing in the street. |
| [19:33.83] | Want to go give them a project, ruin their day? |
| [19:37.64] | If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it... |
| [19:41.24] | ...and teach them a new game: "Gonna-Need-Stitches Ball." |
| [19:46.15] | Hey,guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages. |
| [19:51.32] | Now we can go to the Ranger game last night! |
| [19:56.16] | No,dude. Ross tore up the tickets. |
| [20:03.76] | I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus? |
| [20:08.74] | Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day! |
| [20:15.34] | The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it's really good. |
| [20:20.25] | But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me? |
| [20:25.22] | -Yeah,all right. -All right. |
| [20:30.06] | "It's a typical New York apartment. “ |
| [20:32.63] | Two guys are hanging out." “ |
| [20:38.93] | "Hey,man." |
| [20:40.90] | "What is up?" |
| [20:44.04] | "About yesterday. I was really wrong. I am sorry." |
| [20:48.11] | "No,it was me. I'm sorry. I overreacted." |
| [20:51.75] | "Maybe it was both of us. But we had our best friend's inter |
| [20:59.05] | But we had our best friend's interest at heart." |
| [21:03.79] | "Could I be more sorry?" |
| [21:11.57] | "l don't know. I am one sorry... |
| [21:15.27] | ...polontologist." ... |
| [21:21.61] | All right, Joey, we get it. |
| [21:24.34] | -I'm sorry. -I'm sorry too. |
| [21:26.65] | Keep reading. The good part's coming up. |
| [21:32.09] | "l am sorry, Chandler." |
| [21:35.32] | "l am sorry, Ross." |
| [21:39.63] | "A handsome man enters." “ |
| [21:45.30] | "l don't know what you're talking about, but I'd like to thank you both. |
| [21:50.50] | You. You wouldn't let me give up on myself. |
| [21:53.34] | And you. |
| [21:54.98] | You co-created Fireball." |
| [21:58.88] | "The End." |
| [22:01.68] | This took you all day? |
| [22:05.02] | No, this took five minutes. |
| [22:07.19] | I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball! |
| [22:17.10] | It's a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go. |
| [22:23.64] | -"Hi,how are you doing,Kelly?" -"I'm doing just fine. |
| [22:27.47] | God, Tiffany, you smell so great." |
| [22:32.41] | "It's my new perfume. |
| [22:34.08] | Why don't you come closer where you can really appreciate it?" |
| [22:41.02] | -Joey,you are sick. -This is disgusting. |
| [22:43.82] | I'm not reading this. |
| [22:45.96] | Wait,wait,wait! The handsome man was about to enter! |
| [00:00.00] | undefined |
| [00:05.30] | What are you doing? I reorganized the fridge. |
| [00:09.30] | See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy. |
| [00:13.31] | Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables. |
| [00:16.54] | And top shelf, expired products. |
| [00:21.22] | Why are you doing this? |
| [00:22.65] | Because I' m bored out of my mind. |
| [00:25.09] | I' ve already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners. |
| [00:29.12] | Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. |
| [00:32.96] | Spread it out a little. Haven' t you ever been unemployed? |
| [00:36.77] | I' m not unemployed. I' m on sabbatical. |
| [00:39.27] | Hey, don' t get religious on me, okay? |
| [00:42.90] | A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing. |
| [00:47.01] | That' s why we have comfortable chairs. Here, sit down. |
| [00:52.81] | Ready? Watch. |
| [00:56.18] | And then.... |
| [01:00.16] | So, what? We just sit? Oh, no, no. |
| [01:02.52] | We' re not gonna just sit. Watch. |
| [01:08.86] | Hello, Chandler Bing. Hello, Mr. Bing. |
| [01:12.20] | I love you. |
| [01:14.97] | All right, whoever this is, stop calling me! |
| [01:19.77] | It' s been 6 months! It' s not funny! |
| [01:23.91] | I can see you, Mr. Bing. |
| [01:27.65] | You look sexy in your new suit. |
| [01:30.75] | Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone! |
| [01:34.26] | And that' s Wednesday. |
| [01:37.83] | The One with The lnappropriate Sister |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:25.64] | Hey, you guys! Guess what? |
| [02:30.98] | The British are coming? |
| [02:34.18] | Oh, you and your ways. |
| [02:37.99] | Since it' s Christmas, I' m going to be collecting donations. |
| [02:42.49] | I have my bell and later on I get my bucket. |
| [02:47.56] | I' ll be spreading joy to the people. |
| [02:49.90] | Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. |
| [02:53.10] | So this year I' m doing the whole city. |
| [02:57.34] | I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. |
| [03:02.51] | It' s weird, you' re starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately. |
| [03:06.31] | That is so not true. |
| [03:10.12] | So, Phoebe, where are you doing your bellringing? |
| [03:13.56] | They gave me a great spot right by Macy' s. |
| [03:16.36] | They never give a good spot to a rookie... |
| [03:18.99] | ... but I' m the only one who can say " Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. |
| [03:24.03] | I lied! |
| [03:26.53] | Oh, my God. Here' s Danny. |
| [03:28.80] | Just watch this. |
| [03:33.47] | See? Still pretending he' s not interested. |
| [03:39.51] | He' s coming over. Pretend we' ve forgotten who he is. |
| [03:42.65] | Hey, guys. Hey, Danny. |
| [03:46.39] | Oh, Danny! Hey! |
| [03:49.92] | You know Rachel. She' s nice. She' s not bad to look at, right? |
| [03:54.73] | Thanks, Mon. |
| [03:56.56] | Of course. |
| [03:58.10] | Do you want to go out on a date with her? |
| [04:02.10] | Absolutely. Is Friday okay? |
| [04:06.27] | Friday is perfect. She can' t wait. |
| [04:09.11] | On the date, I' ll be able to talk to her directly? |
| [04:13.28] | See you Friday. |
| [04:16.02] | Okay, what the hell was that? You know what? Don' t answer me. |
| [04:20.09] | I have a date with Danny! |
| [04:23.59] | All right, it' s 4: 30, I guess my lunch break is over. |
| [04:28.76] | What are you guys gonna do? lf you' re going back to work... |
| [04:31.70] | ... I' ll probably just hang out. You know, make some calls. |
| [04:41.21] | How could I not get the part? |
| [04:43.31] | The play was about a 29yearold ltalian actor from Queens! |
| [04:47.32] | Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available. |
| [04:50.55] | She' s a woman! |
| [04:52.89] | What can I say? She nailed it! |
| [04:58.46] | Is there anything else? |
| [05:00.33] | You' ll just say no again, but... |
| [05:02.90] | ... gay porn? |
| [05:07.30] | Happy holidays! |
| [05:09.00] | Feliz Navidad! |
| [05:11.74] | Allo and Merry Christmas! |
| [05:14.34] | Oh, thank you, sir! Here' s some joy. |
| [05:19.81] | How' s it going? It' s going okay. |
| [05:22.15] | Good. Let me help you out. |
| [05:24.25] | Oh, thanks! |
| [05:28.42] | Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive. |
| [05:33.33] | Yeah. I guess. |
| [05:37.77] | Just get your nails done? |
| [05:40.67] | Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay? |
| [05:43.87] | Thanks. Happy holidays! Here' s your joy. |
| [05:47.71] | Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait. |
| [05:50.51] | You can' t take money out. I' m making change for the bus. |
| [05:54.35] | Can' t you leave the dollar for the poor? |
| [05:57.19] | I' m poor. I gotta take the bus. |
| [06:00.12] | Okay, season' s greetings and everything, but still |
| [06:02.69] | Bite me, blondie! |
| [06:06.96] | I' m going to give him something besides joy. Just |
| [06:15.14] | I can' t believe I didn' t get that part. |
| [06:18.44] | I' m sorry, man. |
| [06:21.08] | What you should do... |
| [06:22.78] | ... is make something happen for yourself. |
| [06:25.51] | You know, like write a play. |
| [06:28.02] | Or a movie. What about those Good Will Hunting guys? |
| [06:31.79] | Be realistic, you know? If I did write something... |
| [06:35.79] | ... what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? |
| [06:42.50] | Wait a second. I could star in it! |
| [06:44.80] | Or that. |
| [06:47.77] | I can' t write. I mean, I' m an actor. |
| [06:50.77] | I could act like a writer. Here.... |
| [06:59.48] | But see? Nada. |
| [07:02.88] | I don' t have the discipline that it takes. I can' t do it. |
| [07:07.36] | I' ll help you. |
| [07:08.62] | Yeah. I' ll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. |
| [07:12.96] | Plus, it' ll give me something to do. |
| [07:15.46] | You' d do that for me? Thanks. |
| [07:17.97] | |
| [07:21.64] | ... is the name of your main character. ... |
| [07:24.67] | Done. And it can' t be Joey. |
| [07:26.67] | It' s not. Or Joseph. |
| [07:35.48] | What' s up? |
| [07:36.68] | I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl... |
| [07:39.89] | ... and he had his arm around her. |
| [07:42.22] | Honey, I' m sorry. |
| [07:43.59] | You should be. This is all your fault. |
| [07:47.53] | You meddled in our relationship! |
| [07:50.67] | You had no relationship! |
| [07:52.60] | But I was doing my thing and everything... |
| [07:55.34] | ... was going according to the plan! |
| [07:57.61] | Oh, God, stop with the plan! |
| [08:02.11] | So what if you saw him with a girl? |
| [08:04.45] | That doesn' t mean anything. |
| [08:06.55] | You' ll go out with Danny and be so charming he' ll forget all about... |
| [08:11.29] | ... that stupid subway girl. |
| [08:13.69] | She was kind of stupid. |
| [08:16.59] | You' re right. I' m just going to go on the date. |
| [08:20.19] | I' m just going to go on the date. That is the new plan. |
| [08:26.47] | Hurry! |
| [08:42.65] | How do you spell " suspicious"? Why? |
| [08:46.39] | I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff. |
| [08:51.96] | Yes! |
| [08:53.93] | Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero! |
| [08:58.27] | You' re driving me crazy with that. |
| [09:00.13] | I' ll stop. Don' t stop. |
| [09:02.14] | Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot. |
| [09:11.28] | Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man' s game now. |
| [09:15.52] | Want to play? I can' t play games. |
| [09:17.99] | Ross' ll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule. |
| [09:22.52] | So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home. |
| [09:26.86] | All right. |
| [09:29.20] | But listen, what do you say we... |
| [09:32.10] | ... crank it up a notch? |
| [09:34.20] | I' m intrigued. |
| [09:36.00] | All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid. |
| [09:39.27] | But be careful. I want our security deposit back. |
| [09:42.64] | We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts. |
| [09:47.18] | Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? |
| [09:55.12] | Thank you! Happy holiday. |
| [10:00.29] | No, that' s trash, young lady. You can' t |
| [10:03.63] | Stop that young lady! She donated trash! |
| [10:10.91] | The charity' s on fire! |
| [10:13.14] | Help! Thank you. I need that! |
| [10:16.98] | What is this? |
| [10:18.85] | It' s 9: 00 in the morning! |
| [10:22.55] | All right. " A room." |
| [10:25.32] | " A man enters. He looks suspicious." |
| [10:32.59] | That' s it? |
| [10:35.10] | You' re supposed to have five pages done by now... |
| [10:38.37] | ... including an exciting incident. |
| [10:42.60] | What is all this? " The Official Rulebook of Fireball." |
| [10:48.34] | That' s the game we played. |
| [10:50.24] | It' s great. You take a tennis ball, a bowl and lighter |
| [10:57.55] | This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor. |
| [11:01.22] | Not the creator of " Crazy Lawsuit Game." |
| [11:04.73] | You' re right. I' ll get back to work. |
| [11:07.19] | Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work. |
| [11:10.97] | Now come on. |
| [11:14.30] | You can have this back when the five pages are done. |
| [11:29.48] | I had a nice time tonight. So did l. |
| [11:32.45] | I' m really glad Monica asked us out. |
| [11:44.23] | I' d love to ask you in, but my sister' s visiting. |
| [11:47.44] | I think she' s asleep on the couch. Your sister? |
| [11:51.01] | Your sister' s asleep on the couch? |
| [11:53.74] | I saw you with her on the subway and now she' s asleep on the couch! |
| [12:00.15] | I thought I heard you. Hey, great, you' re up. |
| [12:03.35] | Rachel, my sister Krista. |
| [12:05.65] | Nice to meet you. |
| [12:07.09] | I wish you' d warned me. I' d have fixed myself up. |
| [12:10.19] | Like it would help. You are so bad. |
| [12:13.26] | You are. You are. |
| [12:14.60] | You are. You are! |
| [12:17.26] | You are so dead. |
| [12:18.93] | I' m gonna get you. Come here! |
| [12:30.11] | It' s very nice to meet you. |
| [12:38.15] | Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! |
| [12:41.59] | You wouldn' t believe what people put in here! |
| [12:44.96] | Does this look like a garbage can to you? |
| [12:48.30] | Does it look like an ashtray? |
| [12:50.66] | Does it look like a urinal? |
| [12:54.67] | So you going back out there? Yeah, but I won' t take any more crap. |
| [12:59.27] | No more Mrs. Nice Bucket. |
| [13:03.48] | Good. You' re tough. You lived on the street. |
| [13:06.45] | I' ll go back to being Street Phoebe. |
| [13:10.28] | But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn' t be friends with you guys. |
| [13:18.99] | Can I ask you guys something? |
| [13:21.76] | I don' t have brothers, so I don' t know, but did you guys wrestle? |
| [13:26.67] | Oh, yeah. All the time. |
| [13:28.54] | In fact, I was undefeated. |
| [13:32.44] | Well, you weighed 200 pounds. |
| [13:36.71] | Still, I was quick as a cat. |
| [13:40.05] | I met Danny' s sister yesterday. |
| [13:42.55] | That was the girl on the subway. You' re kidding. |
| [13:46.05] | They were very, you know... |
| [13:48.72] | ... wrestley. ... |
| [13:50.49] | But I guess that' s normal? |
| [13:52.99] | We don' t wrestle now. |
| [13:57.06] | Not since I got too strong for you. |
| [14:00.67] | Too strong for me? |
| [14:02.97] | You wanna go right now? |
| [14:05.37] | I' ll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go? |
| [14:10.01] | Oh, fine. |
| [14:13.35] | Ready? |
| [14:15.32] | Wrestle! |
| [14:21.39] | Okay, you know what? |
| [14:23.02] | Actually, that helps a lot. Thanks. |
| [14:30.56] | Let' s go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! |
| [14:33.93] | Joey' s not going. |
| [14:35.50] | I didn' t finish my five pages. |
| [14:39.04] | Finish them tomorrow. |
| [14:41.01] | Tomorrow he' s redoing yesterday' s pages. |
| [14:43.78] | Yesterday' s pages did not reflect my best work. |
| [14:47.85] | Cut him some slack. If he relaxes, he' ll get some work done. |
| [14:52.02] | I think he' s been relaxing enough, thanks to you... |
| [14:55.79] | ... and Fireball. ... |
| [14:58.56] | If you think Fireball' s relaxing, you' ve never played. |
| [15:03.03] | You' re doing this because you' re bored. |
| [15:05.77] | It' s not his fault you' re unemployed. |
| [15:08.14] | I am not unemployed. I' m on sabbatical! |
| [15:11.81] | Guys, don' t fight. |
| [15:13.64] | And I' m doing this because I am Joey' s friend. |
| [15:17.31] | If you were a friend, you' d be doing the same. |
| [15:20.55] | So being a friend means being a jerk? |
| [15:22.95] | If it does, then you' re an amazing friend of mine. |
| [15:26.62] | Let' s settle this over a game of Fireball. |
| [15:29.39] | I' ll unhook the smoke detectors. Let' s settle this right now. |
| [15:34.30] | There. Now no one' s going to the game. |
| [15:38.60] | I paid for those! You said you would, but you didn' t. |
| [15:42.64] | Oh, yeah. |
| [15:50.68] | We finally get to the top of the mountain... |
| [15:53.65] | ... and airhead here forgets the camera. |
| [15:56.82] | The same thing happened to me one time. |
| [16:01.19] | When did that happen to you? |
| [16:04.63] | Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird. |
| [16:07.83] | I wanted to take a picture, but I didn' t have my camera. |
| [16:11.43] | Chasing the churro guy is not jogging. |
| [16:15.87] | Oh, this is so good. You have got to try it. |
| [16:30.18] | Damn. I got it on my pants. Here, I' ll get it. |
| [16:42.50] | We better take them off or the stain will set. |
| [16:44.87] | I want to wear them tonight. Oh, great. |
| [16:49.30] | Okay, bye. Oh, my God! |
| [16:52.97] | That was unbelievable. See? I told you. |
| [16:55.84] | Yeah. Sorry. |
| [16:57.38] | I don' t believe they' re brother and sister. |
| [16:59.38] | They' re brother and sister?! |
| [17:02.75] | I guess you' ll have to cancel your date. |
| [17:04.75] | And call their mother. |
| [17:08.19] | |
| [17:11.73] | |
| [17:19.10] | Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look. |
| [17:23.07] | Quarter, dime. Lint? Not interested in that. |
| [17:27.37] | What' s this? A Canadian coin? |
| [17:29.74] | Get out of here! |
| [17:34.95] | No drinks near the bucket. |
| [17:37.38] | Set it down there and then you can make a contribution. |
| [17:41.52] | You can leave the " hurt bunny" look over there too. |
| [17:45.69] | Hi, Bob. |
| [17:46.89] | I thought I told you to get out of here! |
| [17:51.60] | Phoebe, we' ve been getting complaints. |
| [17:54.37] | We' re moving you to a less highprofile spot. What? |
| [17:58.27] | Ginger' s taking this corner. That chick can' t handle my corner. |
| [18:03.58] | Look, either you leave or we remove you. |
| [18:06.81] | Fine. |
| [18:14.39] | I' ll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. |
| [18:27.80] | I thought we said 7. You know what? Let' s skip it. |
| [18:32.84] | What? Why? |
| [18:35.24] | You and your sister seem to have a very special bond |
| [18:39.31] | Oh, great. That " special bond" again. |
| [18:44.52] | Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister? |
| [18:48.86] | I don' t know, but.. Do you have brothers? |
| [18:52.76] | No, I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy. |
| [18:58.27] | Are you close? No. They' re not very nice people. |
| [19:04.54] | I like you. I think this could go somewhere. |
| [19:07.67] | So I' m close to my family. Don' t let it stand in our way. |
| [19:11.95] | Well, I don' t know.... |
| [19:14.72] | When you put it that way |
| [19:16.95] | Danny? Hurry up. The bath' s getting cold. |
| [19:24.69] | What? I' ll see you later. |
| [19:30.70] | There' s some kids playing in the street. |
| [19:33.83] | Want to go give them a project, ruin their day? |
| [19:37.64] | If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it... |
| [19:41.24] | ... and teach them a new game: " GonnaNeedStitches Ball." |
| [19:46.15] | Hey, guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages. |
| [19:51.32] | Now we can go to the Ranger game last night! |
| [19:56.16] | No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets. |
| [20:03.76] | I guess without so many distractions it' s easier for you to focus? |
| [20:08.74] | Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day! |
| [20:15.34] | The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it' s really good. |
| [20:20.25] | But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me? |
| [20:25.22] | Yeah, all right. All right. |
| [20:30.06] | " It' s a typical New York apartment. " |
| [20:32.63] | Two guys are hanging out." " |
| [20:38.93] | " Hey, man." |
| [20:40.90] | " What is up?" |
| [20:44.04] | " About yesterday. I was really wrong. I am sorry." |
| [20:48.11] | " No, it was me. I' m sorry. I overreacted." |
| [20:51.75] | " Maybe it was both of us. But we had our best friend' s inter |
| [20:59.05] | But we had our best friend' s interest at heart." |
| [21:03.79] | " Could I be more sorry?" |
| [21:11.57] | " l don' t know. I am one sorry... |
| [21:15.27] | ... polontologist." ... |
| [21:21.61] | All right, Joey, we get it. |
| [21:24.34] | I' m sorry. I' m sorry too. |
| [21:26.65] | Keep reading. The good part' s coming up. |
| [21:32.09] | " l am sorry, Chandler." |
| [21:35.32] | " l am sorry, Ross." |
| [21:39.63] | " A handsome man enters." " |
| [21:45.30] | " l don' t know what you' re talking about, but I' d like to thank you both. |
| [21:50.50] | You. You wouldn' t let me give up on myself. |
| [21:53.34] | And you. |
| [21:54.98] | You cocreated Fireball." |
| [21:58.88] | " The End." |
| [22:01.68] | This took you all day? |
| [22:05.02] | No, this took five minutes. |
| [22:07.19] | I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball! |
| [22:17.10] | It' s a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go. |
| [22:23.64] | " Hi, how are you doing, Kelly?" " I' m doing just fine. |
| [22:27.47] | God, Tiffany, you smell so great." |
| [22:32.41] | " It' s my new perfume. |
| [22:34.08] | Why don' t you come closer where you can really appreciate it?" |
| [22:41.02] | Joey, you are sick. This is disgusting. |
| [22:43.82] | I' m not reading this. |
| [22:45.96] | Wait, wait, wait! The handsome man was about to enter! |
| [00:00.00] | undefined |
| [00:05.30] | What are you doing? I reorganized the fridge. |
| [00:09.30] | See? Bottom shelf, meats and dairy. |
| [00:13.31] | Middle shelf, fruits and vegetables. |
| [00:16.54] | And top shelf, expired products. |
| [00:21.22] | Why are you doing this? |
| [00:22.65] | Because I' m bored out of my mind. |
| [00:25.09] | I' ve already been to the bank, post office and dry cleaners. |
| [00:29.12] | Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. |
| [00:32.96] | Spread it out a little. Haven' t you ever been unemployed? |
| [00:36.77] | I' m not unemployed. I' m on sabbatical. |
| [00:39.27] | Hey, don' t get religious on me, okay? |
| [00:42.90] | A guy in your position needs to be better at relaxing. |
| [00:47.01] | That' s why we have comfortable chairs. Here, sit down. |
| [00:52.81] | Ready? Watch. |
| [00:56.18] | And then.... |
| [01:00.16] | So, what? We just sit? Oh, no, no. |
| [01:02.52] | We' re not gonna just sit. Watch. |
| [01:08.86] | Hello, Chandler Bing. Hello, Mr. Bing. |
| [01:12.20] | I love you. |
| [01:14.97] | All right, whoever this is, stop calling me! |
| [01:19.77] | It' s been 6 months! It' s not funny! |
| [01:23.91] | I can see you, Mr. Bing. |
| [01:27.65] | You look sexy in your new suit. |
| [01:30.75] | Leave me alone! For the love of God, leave me alone! |
| [01:34.26] | And that' s Wednesday. |
| [01:37.83] | The One with The lnappropriate Sister |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [02:25.64] | Hey, you guys! Guess what? |
| [02:30.98] | The British are coming? |
| [02:34.18] | Oh, you and your ways. |
| [02:37.99] | Since it' s Christmas, I' m going to be collecting donations. |
| [02:42.49] | I have my bell and later on I get my bucket. |
| [02:47.56] | I' ll be spreading joy to the people. |
| [02:49.90] | Last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. |
| [02:53.10] | So this year I' m doing the whole city. |
| [02:57.34] | I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. |
| [03:02.51] | It' s weird, you' re starting to sound a lot like Chandler lately. |
| [03:06.31] | That is so not true. |
| [03:10.12] | So, Phoebe, where are you doing your bellringing? |
| [03:13.56] | They gave me a great spot right by Macy' s. |
| [03:16.36] | They never give a good spot to a rookie... |
| [03:18.99] | ... but I' m the only one who can say " Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. |
| [03:24.03] | I lied! |
| [03:26.53] | Oh, my God. Here' s Danny. |
| [03:28.80] | Just watch this. |
| [03:33.47] | See? Still pretending he' s not interested. |
| [03:39.51] | He' s coming over. Pretend we' ve forgotten who he is. |
| [03:42.65] | Hey, guys. Hey, Danny. |
| [03:46.39] | Oh, Danny! Hey! |
| [03:49.92] | You know Rachel. She' s nice. She' s not bad to look at, right? |
| [03:54.73] | Thanks, Mon. |
| [03:56.56] | Of course. |
| [03:58.10] | Do you want to go out on a date with her? |
| [04:02.10] | Absolutely. Is Friday okay? |
| [04:06.27] | Friday is perfect. She can' t wait. |
| [04:09.11] | On the date, I' ll be able to talk to her directly? |
| [04:13.28] | See you Friday. |
| [04:16.02] | Okay, what the hell was that? You know what? Don' t answer me. |
| [04:20.09] | I have a date with Danny! |
| [04:23.59] | All right, it' s 4: 30, I guess my lunch break is over. |
| [04:28.76] | What are you guys gonna do? lf you' re going back to work... |
| [04:31.70] | ... I' ll probably just hang out. You know, make some calls. |
| [04:41.21] | How could I not get the part? |
| [04:43.31] | The play was about a 29yearold ltalian actor from Queens! |
| [04:47.32] | Well, Talia Shire suddenly became available. |
| [04:50.55] | She' s a woman! |
| [04:52.89] | What can I say? She nailed it! |
| [04:58.46] | Is there anything else? |
| [05:00.33] | You' ll just say no again, but... |
| [05:02.90] | ... gay porn? |
| [05:07.30] | Happy holidays! |
| [05:09.00] | Feliz Navidad! |
| [05:11.74] | Allo and Merry Christmas! |
| [05:14.34] | Oh, thank you, sir! Here' s some joy. |
| [05:19.81] | How' s it going? It' s going okay. |
| [05:22.15] | Good. Let me help you out. |
| [05:24.25] | Oh, thanks! |
| [05:28.42] | Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive. |
| [05:33.33] | Yeah. I guess. |
| [05:37.77] | Just get your nails done? |
| [05:40.67] | Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay? |
| [05:43.87] | Thanks. Happy holidays! Here' s your joy. |
| [05:47.71] | Thank you! Happy holidays and Wait. |
| [05:50.51] | You can' t take money out. I' m making change for the bus. |
| [05:54.35] | Can' t you leave the dollar for the poor? |
| [05:57.19] | I' m poor. I gotta take the bus. |
| [06:00.12] | Okay, season' s greetings and everything, but still |
| [06:02.69] | Bite me, blondie! |
| [06:06.96] | I' m going to give him something besides joy. Just |
| [06:15.14] | I can' t believe I didn' t get that part. |
| [06:18.44] | I' m sorry, man. |
| [06:21.08] | What you should do... |
| [06:22.78] | ... is make something happen for yourself. |
| [06:25.51] | You know, like write a play. |
| [06:28.02] | Or a movie. What about those Good Will Hunting guys? |
| [06:31.79] | Be realistic, you know? If I did write something... |
| [06:35.79] | ... what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it? |
| [06:42.50] | Wait a second. I could star in it! |
| [06:44.80] | Or that. |
| [06:47.77] | I can' t write. I mean, I' m an actor. |
| [06:50.77] | I could act like a writer. Here.... |
| [06:59.48] | But see? Nada. |
| [07:02.88] | I don' t have the discipline that it takes. I can' t do it. |
| [07:07.36] | I' ll help you. |
| [07:08.62] | Yeah. I' ll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it. |
| [07:12.96] | Plus, it' ll give me something to do. |
| [07:15.46] | You' d do that for me? Thanks. |
| [07:17.97] | |
| [07:21.64] | ... is the name of your main character. ... |
| [07:24.67] | Done. And it can' t be Joey. |
| [07:26.67] | It' s not. Or Joseph. |
| [07:35.48] | What' s up? |
| [07:36.68] | I just saw Danny on the subway with a girl... |
| [07:39.89] | ... and he had his arm around her. |
| [07:42.22] | Honey, I' m sorry. |
| [07:43.59] | You should be. This is all your fault. |
| [07:47.53] | You meddled in our relationship! |
| [07:50.67] | You had no relationship! |
| [07:52.60] | But I was doing my thing and everything... |
| [07:55.34] | ... was going according to the plan! |
| [07:57.61] | Oh, God, stop with the plan! |
| [08:02.11] | So what if you saw him with a girl? |
| [08:04.45] | That doesn' t mean anything. |
| [08:06.55] | You' ll go out with Danny and be so charming he' ll forget all about... |
| [08:11.29] | ... that stupid subway girl. |
| [08:13.69] | She was kind of stupid. |
| [08:16.59] | You' re right. I' m just going to go on the date. |
| [08:20.19] | I' m just going to go on the date. That is the new plan. |
| [08:26.47] | Hurry! |
| [08:42.65] | How do you spell " suspicious"? Why? |
| [08:46.39] | I think this character is going to be suspicious about stuff. |
| [08:51.96] | Yes! |
| [08:53.93] | Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero! |
| [08:58.27] | You' re driving me crazy with that. |
| [09:00.13] | I' ll stop. Don' t stop. |
| [09:02.14] | Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot. |
| [09:11.28] | Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man' s game now. |
| [09:15.52] | Want to play? I can' t play games. |
| [09:17.99] | Ross' ll be home soon. I have to write five pages to stick to his schedule. |
| [09:22.52] | So play for 30 minutes, then write until he gets home. |
| [09:26.86] | All right. |
| [09:29.20] | But listen, what do you say we... |
| [09:32.10] | ... crank it up a notch? |
| [09:34.20] | I' m intrigued. |
| [09:36.00] | All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid. |
| [09:39.27] | But be careful. I want our security deposit back. |
| [09:42.64] | We said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts. |
| [09:47.18] | Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle? |
| [09:55.12] | Thank you! Happy holiday. |
| [10:00.29] | No, that' s trash, young lady. You can' t |
| [10:03.63] | Stop that young lady! She donated trash! |
| [10:10.91] | The charity' s on fire! |
| [10:13.14] | Help! Thank you. I need that! |
| [10:16.98] | What is this? |
| [10:18.85] | It' s 9: 00 in the morning! |
| [10:22.55] | All right. " A room." |
| [10:25.32] | " A man enters. He looks suspicious." |
| [10:32.59] | That' s it? |
| [10:35.10] | You' re supposed to have five pages done by now... |
| [10:38.37] | ... including an exciting incident. |
| [10:42.60] | What is all this? " The Official Rulebook of Fireball." |
| [10:48.34] | That' s the game we played. |
| [10:50.24] | It' s great. You take a tennis ball, a bowl and lighter |
| [10:57.55] | This is helping your career? You wanted to be an actor. |
| [11:01.22] | Not the creator of " Crazy Lawsuit Game." |
| [11:04.73] | You' re right. I' ll get back to work. |
| [11:07.19] | Shame on you! You should know better! Joey needs to work. |
| [11:10.97] | Now come on. |
| [11:14.30] | You can have this back when the five pages are done. |
| [11:29.48] | I had a nice time tonight. So did l. |
| [11:32.45] | I' m really glad Monica asked us out. |
| [11:44.23] | I' d love to ask you in, but my sister' s visiting. |
| [11:47.44] | I think she' s asleep on the couch. Your sister? |
| [11:51.01] | Your sister' s asleep on the couch? |
| [11:53.74] | I saw you with her on the subway and now she' s asleep on the couch! |
| [12:00.15] | I thought I heard you. Hey, great, you' re up. |
| [12:03.35] | Rachel, my sister Krista. |
| [12:05.65] | Nice to meet you. |
| [12:07.09] | I wish you' d warned me. I' d have fixed myself up. |
| [12:10.19] | Like it would help. You are so bad. |
| [12:13.26] | You are. You are. |
| [12:14.60] | You are. You are! |
| [12:17.26] | You are so dead. |
| [12:18.93] | I' m gonna get you. Come here! |
| [12:30.11] | It' s very nice to meet you. |
| [12:38.15] | Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! |
| [12:41.59] | You wouldn' t believe what people put in here! |
| [12:44.96] | Does this look like a garbage can to you? |
| [12:48.30] | Does it look like an ashtray? |
| [12:50.66] | Does it look like a urinal? |
| [12:54.67] | So you going back out there? Yeah, but I won' t take any more crap. |
| [12:59.27] | No more Mrs. Nice Bucket. |
| [13:03.48] | Good. You' re tough. You lived on the street. |
| [13:06.45] | I' ll go back to being Street Phoebe. |
| [13:10.28] | But not totally back. Street Phoebe wouldn' t be friends with you guys. |
| [13:18.99] | Can I ask you guys something? |
| [13:21.76] | I don' t have brothers, so I don' t know, but did you guys wrestle? |
| [13:26.67] | Oh, yeah. All the time. |
| [13:28.54] | In fact, I was undefeated. |
| [13:32.44] | Well, you weighed 200 pounds. |
| [13:36.71] | Still, I was quick as a cat. |
| [13:40.05] | I met Danny' s sister yesterday. |
| [13:42.55] | That was the girl on the subway. You' re kidding. |
| [13:46.05] | They were very, you know... |
| [13:48.72] | ... wrestley. ... |
| [13:50.49] | But I guess that' s normal? |
| [13:52.99] | We don' t wrestle now. |
| [13:57.06] | Not since I got too strong for you. |
| [14:00.67] | Too strong for me? |
| [14:02.97] | You wanna go right now? |
| [14:05.37] | I' ll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go? |
| [14:10.01] | Oh, fine. |
| [14:13.35] | Ready? |
| [14:15.32] | Wrestle! |
| [14:21.39] | Okay, you know what? |
| [14:23.02] | Actually, that helps a lot. Thanks. |
| [14:30.56] | Let' s go! The puck drops in 20 minutes! |
| [14:33.93] | Joey' s not going. |
| [14:35.50] | I didn' t finish my five pages. |
| [14:39.04] | Finish them tomorrow. |
| [14:41.01] | Tomorrow he' s redoing yesterday' s pages. |
| [14:43.78] | Yesterday' s pages did not reflect my best work. |
| [14:47.85] | Cut him some slack. If he relaxes, he' ll get some work done. |
| [14:52.02] | I think he' s been relaxing enough, thanks to you... |
| [14:55.79] | ... and Fireball. ... |
| [14:58.56] | If you think Fireball' s relaxing, you' ve never played. |
| [15:03.03] | You' re doing this because you' re bored. |
| [15:05.77] | It' s not his fault you' re unemployed. |
| [15:08.14] | I am not unemployed. I' m on sabbatical! |
| [15:11.81] | Guys, don' t fight. |
| [15:13.64] | And I' m doing this because I am Joey' s friend. |
| [15:17.31] | If you were a friend, you' d be doing the same. |
| [15:20.55] | So being a friend means being a jerk? |
| [15:22.95] | If it does, then you' re an amazing friend of mine. |
| [15:26.62] | Let' s settle this over a game of Fireball. |
| [15:29.39] | I' ll unhook the smoke detectors. Let' s settle this right now. |
| [15:34.30] | There. Now no one' s going to the game. |
| [15:38.60] | I paid for those! You said you would, but you didn' t. |
| [15:42.64] | Oh, yeah. |
| [15:50.68] | We finally get to the top of the mountain... |
| [15:53.65] | ... and airhead here forgets the camera. |
| [15:56.82] | The same thing happened to me one time. |
| [16:01.19] | When did that happen to you? |
| [16:04.63] | Remember? We were jogging and saw that bird. |
| [16:07.83] | I wanted to take a picture, but I didn' t have my camera. |
| [16:11.43] | Chasing the churro guy is not jogging. |
| [16:15.87] | Oh, this is so good. You have got to try it. |
| [16:30.18] | Damn. I got it on my pants. Here, I' ll get it. |
| [16:42.50] | We better take them off or the stain will set. |
| [16:44.87] | I want to wear them tonight. Oh, great. |
| [16:49.30] | Okay, bye. Oh, my God! |
| [16:52.97] | That was unbelievable. See? I told you. |
| [16:55.84] | Yeah. Sorry. |
| [16:57.38] | I don' t believe they' re brother and sister. |
| [16:59.38] | They' re brother and sister?! |
| [17:02.75] | I guess you' ll have to cancel your date. |
| [17:04.75] | And call their mother. |
| [17:08.19] | |
| [17:11.73] | |
| [17:19.10] | Wait a minute. Open your hand. Let me take a look. |
| [17:23.07] | Quarter, dime. Lint? Not interested in that. |
| [17:27.37] | What' s this? A Canadian coin? |
| [17:29.74] | Get out of here! |
| [17:34.95] | No drinks near the bucket. |
| [17:37.38] | Set it down there and then you can make a contribution. |
| [17:41.52] | You can leave the " hurt bunny" look over there too. |
| [17:45.69] | Hi, Bob. |
| [17:46.89] | I thought I told you to get out of here! |
| [17:51.60] | Phoebe, we' ve been getting complaints. |
| [17:54.37] | We' re moving you to a less highprofile spot. What? |
| [17:58.27] | Ginger' s taking this corner. That chick can' t handle my corner. |
| [18:03.58] | Look, either you leave or we remove you. |
| [18:06.81] | Fine. |
| [18:14.39] | I' ll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch. |
| [18:27.80] | I thought we said 7. You know what? Let' s skip it. |
| [18:32.84] | What? Why? |
| [18:35.24] | You and your sister seem to have a very special bond |
| [18:39.31] | Oh, great. That " special bond" again. |
| [18:44.52] | Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister? |
| [18:48.86] | I don' t know, but.. Do you have brothers? |
| [18:52.76] | No, I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy. |
| [18:58.27] | Are you close? No. They' re not very nice people. |
| [19:04.54] | I like you. I think this could go somewhere. |
| [19:07.67] | So I' m close to my family. Don' t let it stand in our way. |
| [19:11.95] | Well, I don' t know.... |
| [19:14.72] | When you put it that way |
| [19:16.95] | Danny? Hurry up. The bath' s getting cold. |
| [19:24.69] | What? I' ll see you later. |
| [19:30.70] | There' s some kids playing in the street. |
| [19:33.83] | Want to go give them a project, ruin their day? |
| [19:37.64] | If they have a ball, you could stick razors in it... |
| [19:41.24] | ... and teach them a new game: " GonnaNeedStitches Ball." |
| [19:46.15] | Hey, guys! I was at the library. I already finished my five pages. |
| [19:51.32] | Now we can go to the Ranger game last night! |
| [19:56.16] | No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets. |
| [20:03.76] | I guess without so many distractions it' s easier for you to focus? |
| [20:08.74] | Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day! |
| [20:15.34] | The important thing is, I finished it. And I think it' s really good. |
| [20:20.25] | But it would help if I could hear it. Would you guys read it for me? |
| [20:25.22] | Yeah, all right. All right. |
| [20:30.06] | " It' s a typical New York apartment. " |
| [20:32.63] | Two guys are hanging out." " |
| [20:38.93] | " Hey, man." |
| [20:40.90] | " What is up?" |
| [20:44.04] | " About yesterday. I was really wrong. I am sorry." |
| [20:48.11] | " No, it was me. I' m sorry. I overreacted." |
| [20:51.75] | " Maybe it was both of us. But we had our best friend' s inter |
| [20:59.05] | But we had our best friend' s interest at heart." |
| [21:03.79] | " Could I be more sorry?" |
| [21:11.57] | " l don' t know. I am one sorry... |
| [21:15.27] | ... polontologist." ... |
| [21:21.61] | All right, Joey, we get it. |
| [21:24.34] | I' m sorry. I' m sorry too. |
| [21:26.65] | Keep reading. The good part' s coming up. |
| [21:32.09] | " l am sorry, Chandler." |
| [21:35.32] | " l am sorry, Ross." |
| [21:39.63] | " A handsome man enters." " |
| [21:45.30] | " l don' t know what you' re talking about, but I' d like to thank you both. |
| [21:50.50] | You. You wouldn' t let me give up on myself. |
| [21:53.34] | And you. |
| [21:54.98] | You cocreated Fireball." |
| [21:58.88] | " The End." |
| [22:01.68] | This took you all day? |
| [22:05.02] | No, this took five minutes. |
| [22:07.19] | I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball! |
| [22:17.10] | It' s a typical New York apartment. Two girls are just hanging out. Go. |
| [22:23.64] | " Hi, how are you doing, Kelly?" " I' m doing just fine. |
| [22:27.47] | God, Tiffany, you smell so great." |
| [22:32.41] | " It' s my new perfume. |
| [22:34.08] | Why don' t you come closer where you can really appreciate it?" |
| [22:41.02] | Joey, you are sick. This is disgusting. |
| [22:43.82] | I' m not reading this. |
| [22:45.96] | Wait, wait, wait! The handsome man was about to enter! |
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