| [00:04.50] | What am I sitting on? |
| [00:06.27] | Top of the world? |
| [00:08.07] | Dock of the bay? |
| [00:10.87] | I'm out. |
| [00:14.01] | Oh,undies! |
| [00:19.21] | Whose are they? |
| [00:21.28] | -Whose are they? -Not mine. |
| [00:23.69] | Joey's! Got to be Joey's. |
| [00:30.19] | They're mine. |
| [00:31.46] | See,Joey's. They're Joe-Joe-Joey's. |
| [00:35.06] | Why are they here? |
| [00:37.03] | I don't know. |
| [00:40.94] | Because I'm Joey. |
| [00:43.41] | I'm disgusting. |
| [00:44.71] | I take my underwear off in other people's homes. |
| [00:49.31] | Get them out of here. What's wrong with you? |
| [00:52.55] | |
| [00:56.05] | -Take them! -I got them. |
| [00:58.65] | You can touch them. They're yours. |
| [01:06.56] | Chandler? A word? |
| [01:16.57] | I'm tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop. |
| [01:22.64] | Tighty-whiteys? What are you,8? |
| [01:26.35] | Thank you,Joey,so much. |
| [01:28.68] | You're not welcome,okay? |
| [01:30.69] | Look,I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me. |
| [01:34.49] | Yesterday,Rachel found your razor in our bathroom. |
| [01:38.26] | I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play. |
| [01:44.00] | Then one thing led to another,and.... |
| [01:51.84] | And around the ankles, that is a tough spot. |
| [01:55.11] | It was. All right,listen |
| [01:57.05] | All this lying has been hard on us too. |
| [01:59.68] | Yeah,I bet all the sex makes it easier. |
| [02:04.12] | Yeah,actually. |
| [02:06.12] | Meanwhile,I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face... |
| [02:09.59] | ...and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman. |
| [02:14.36] | We'll be more careful. |
| [02:15.96] | We don't want them to know because it's going really well. |
| [02:20.64] | And maybe it's going well because it's a secret. |
| [02:23.97] | It sounds weird, but we're so bad at relationships. |
| [02:27.88] | -We are. Help us! -Help! |
| [02:31.68] | All right. But you do it with me once. |
| [02:39.62] | -Joey! -Didn't think so. |
| [02:44.66] | The One With Ross' Sandwich |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [03:32.27] | -Can we please just drop this? -But I don't get it. |
| [03:35.51] | Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they're hot? |
| [03:41.92] | |
| [03:43.85] | What are you reading? |
| [03:45.65] | Wuthering Heights. “ |
| [03:46.85] | I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class. |
| [03:51.16] | You're taking a class? That's so cool. |
| [03:53.80] | I really liked that Lamaze class I took. |
| [03:57.03] | I thought this time I'd go for something more intellectual... |
| [04:01.00] | ...with a less painful final exam. |
| [04:04.67] | That sounds like fun. |
| [04:06.54] | Oh,you should come with me! |
| [04:08.94] | Then I'll have someone to sit with. |
| [04:11.48] | |
| [04:13.45] | Do you have time to read it? |
| [04:15.38] | I read it in school. |
| [04:16.65] | This is going to be so much fun! I have to finish. |
| [04:22.96] | But what time does the class start? |
| [04:29.33] | |
| [04:31.93] | What's wrong,buddy? |
| [04:33.13] | Someone at work ate my sandwich. |
| [04:37.54] | What did the police say? |
| [04:40.58] | My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. |
| [04:43.78] | I can't believe someone ate it. |
| [04:45.88] | It's just a sandwich. |
| [04:47.38] | Just a sandwich? |
| [04:49.22] | |
| [04:51.39] | I'll be divorced twice and I got evicted. |
| [04:53.96] | That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! |
| [04:57.39] | Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! |
| [05:03.23] | That's a nice sweater vest. |
| [05:06.83] | I have enough for one more sandwich. |
| [05:09.34] | I was going to eat it myself,but.... |
| [05:13.34] | Mon,that would be incredible. Thank you so much. |
| [05:17.51] | I still can't believe someone ate it! |
| [05:22.42] | Look,I left a note and everything. |
| [05:25.89] | |
| [05:27.56] | "Ross Geller's lunch." “ |
| [05:30.26] | "Ross Geller's lunch,who?" “ |
| [05:32.69] | "Ross Geller's lunch. Please don't take me. Okay?" “ |
| [05:38.10] | I'm surprised you didn't wear it home. |
| [05:42.20] | Want to keep your food? Scare people off. |
| [05:45.07] | I learned that on the street. |
| [05:47.04] | |
| [05:48.61] | What would you say,Phoebe? |
| [05:50.65] | Stuff like: "Keep your mitts off my grub." |
| [05:56.32] | Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie? |
| [06:03.42] | This'll keep them away from your stuff. |
| [06:09.63] | |
| [06:12.80] | Phoebe,you are a badass! |
| [06:16.30] | Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop. |
| [06:19.84] | He stabbed me first! |
| [06:25.68] | The Bronte sisters were remarkable women for their time. |
| [06:29.32] | They lived in a patriarchal society. |
| [06:31.85] | Sorry I'm late, but I left late. |
| [06:36.82] | So,what is the book about? |
| [06:39.66] | Didn't you read it in high school? |
| [06:41.60] | I started it,but then there was this pep rally. |
| [06:44.87] | And I was on top of the pyramid. |
| [06:47.17] | But anyway... |
| [06:48.87] | ...what's the book about? |
| [06:51.14] | It's a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff. |
| [06:55.11] | It takes place on these creepy moors in England. |
| [06:58.21] | Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff's character. |
| [07:02.55] | I totally get symbolism. |
| [07:05.85] | How would you characterize the theme of this book? |
| [07:09.12] | Let's see.... Rachel Greene? |
| [07:16.53] | I would have to say that it's a tragic love story. |
| [07:21.00] | That's sort of a given... |
| [07:23.57] | ...but,yes. Anyone else? |
| [07:26.84] | Symbolism! |
| [07:30.88] | And the wildness of the moors... |
| [07:33.51] | ...which I think,is mirrored... |
| [07:36.22] | ...in the wildness of Heathcliff's character. |
| [07:41.16] | Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here.... |
| [07:46.23] | You completely stole my answer! |
| [07:48.33] | Honey,that was pretty obvious. |
| [07:50.33] | How would you know? You didn't read it! |
| [07:54.57] | What do you think? You in the blue shirt? |
| [08:00.61] | I think that yours is a question with many possible answers. |
| [08:06.68] | Would you care to venture one? |
| [08:09.18] | Would you care to venture one? |
| [08:13.12] | Are you just repeating me? |
| [08:15.09] | Are you just repeating me? |
| [08:19.86] | All right. Let's move on. |
| [08:22.40] | Okay,then. |
| [08:27.57] | Why didn't you say you hadn't read the book? |
| [08:30.24] | I didn't want him to think I was stupid. |
| [08:32.91] | That was really embarrassing, what happened to you. |
| [08:40.65] | Your note? |
| [08:42.38] | Amazing! |
| [08:43.92] | Not only did no one touch my sandwich... |
| [08:46.49] | ...but people at work are actually afraid of me. |
| [08:49.82] | A guy called me "Mental." |
| [08:51.79] | "Mental Geller." |
| [08:53.79] | I've always wanted a cool nickname like that. |
| [08:57.93] | The best you got in high school was "Wet Pants Geller." |
| [09:01.74] | It was the water fountain,okay?! |
| [09:05.64] | Anyway.. |
| [09:08.41] | ...people are writing reports for me... |
| [09:10.61] | ...pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule. |
| [09:13.41] | I tell you, you get tough with people... |
| [09:15.82] | ...and you can get anything you want. ... |
| [09:18.85] | Hey,Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now! |
| [09:31.70] | This was really fun. |
| [09:34.77] | I've been wondering if you'd ask me out. |
| [09:36.97] | So you still wondering? |
| [09:40.17] | No. We just went out. |
| [09:45.51] | You're smart. |
| [09:46.78] | I like that. |
| [09:55.72] | Oh,candles! |
| [09:59.46] | What is that,a blanket? |
| [10:01.30] | A video camera? Oh,my God! |
| [10:05.30] | I can't believe you thought you'd tape us having sex on the first date! |
| [10:15.58] | |
| [10:18.38] | Joey,is what she just said.... |
| [10:21.85] | Oh,my God! |
| [10:23.32] | You're actually going |
| [10:29.66] | What is going on here? |
| [10:33.86] | And with Chandler in the next room. What are you,sick? |
| [10:42.50] | I'm Joey. |
| [10:46.91] | I mean, I'm disgusting. |
| [10:51.38] | I make low-budget adult films. |
| [11:05.19] | You promised to be more careful! |
| [11:07.46] | The good Joey name's been dragged through the mud! |
| [11:12.77] | We're so sorry. |
| [11:14.00] | I'm telling everyone. |
| [11:15.67] | It's the only explanation that doesn't make me look like a pig! |
| [11:20.84] | No,there's a better explanation. |
| [11:22.78] | Tell them you had to make an adult film for your... |
| [11:26.45] | ...adult film class. ... |
| [11:30.02] | I like that. But no! |
| [11:31.89] | How does that explain my underwear at your place? |
| [11:36.79] | I don't know. |
| [11:38.79] | Get ready to come out of the non-gay closet. |
| [11:42.53] | I promise to come up with something. Just give us time. |
| [11:47.37] | All right. |
| [11:49.14] | But it better make me look really good. |
| [11:53.07] | And another thing: |
| [11:54.88] | The video camera? |
| [11:56.54] | Nice! |
| [12:02.98] | |
| [12:07.49] | May I have a word? |
| [12:08.89] | Of course,Donald. |
| [12:11.06] | We've been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part. |
| [12:15.66] | -What? -Threatening letters... |
| [12:17.33] | ...refusal to meet deadlines. |
| [12:20.03] | Apparently people now call you Mental. |
| [12:24.44] | |
| [12:27.37] | We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. |
| [12:32.21] | You don't understand. This is so silly. |
| [12:36.02] | This is all just because of a sandwich. |
| [12:39.69] | A sandwich? |
| [12:41.52] | You see,my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. |
| [12:46.19] | Her secret is,she puts an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle. |
| [12:51.40] | I call it "The Moistmaker." |
| [12:54.24] | Anyway,I put my sandwich in the fridge.... |
| [12:58.24] | |
| [12:59.74] | I'm sorry. |
| [13:01.41] | I believe I ate that. |
| [13:07.65] | You ate my sandwich? |
| [13:09.62] | A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone. |
| [13:12.09] | |
| [13:15.59] | Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker? |
| [13:22.83] | |
| [13:24.77] | ...seeing a note on top of it? ... |
| [13:28.57] | There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind. |
| [13:32.91] | That said it was... |
| [13:34.94] | ...my sandwich! ... |
| [13:37.65] | Now,calm down. |
| [13:39.51] | Look in my office. Some may be in the trash. |
| [13:45.15] | |
| [13:46.92] | It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away. |
| [13:52.33] | You threw my sandwich away? |
| [13:56.16] | My sandwich?! |
| [13:58.40] | My sandwich?! |
| [14:03.97] | What's this book about? |
| [14:05.71] | You didn't read it,either? |
| [14:07.31] | I was going to,but I accidentally read something else. |
| [14:11.65] | Vogue. “ |
| [14:14.82] | So tell me about Jane Eyre. |
| [14:16.88] | No,read it yourself. |
| [14:18.65] | Come on, don't be such a goody-goody. |
| [14:22.46] | Fine. |
| [14:25.39] | All right. So,Jane Eyre? |
| [14:27.29] | First,you'd think she's a woman, but she's not. |
| [14:30.16] | She's a cyborg. |
| [14:34.13] | A cyborg? Isn't that like a robot? |
| [14:37.54] | This book was light years ahead of its time. |
| [14:42.54] | Sorry I'm late. Let's get started. |
| [14:46.05] | What did you think of Jane Eyre? |
| [14:48.58] | Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights. |
| [14:54.89] | Go ahead,Rachel. |
| [14:57.76] | Thank you,Phoebe. |
| [15:01.10] | What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre... |
| [15:04.37] | ...was how the book was so ahead of its time. |
| [15:07.77] | If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. |
| [15:13.61] | Well,feminism,yes. But also the robots. |
| [15:21.85] | |
| [15:25.12] | Since that video camera thing didn't work out... |
| [15:28.86] | ...I thought that I would give you just a little preview. |
| [15:34.60] | You're naked! |
| [15:36.23] | I know! |
| [15:48.94] | |
| [15:51.28] | |
| [15:54.01] | |
| [15:56.05] | Are you okay? |
| [15:57.55] | I'm fine. |
| [15:59.15] | I saw a psychiatrist at work today. |
| [16:02.26] | Why? |
| [16:03.59] | On account of my rage. |
| [16:06.59] | Which,if I may say, right now is out of control. |
| [16:11.13] | He gave me a pill for it. |
| [16:15.24] | |
| [16:16.67] | When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence... |
| [16:20.31] | ...because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again. |
| [16:24.85] | So he offered me a tranquilizer. |
| [16:27.75] | And I thought it was a good idea. |
| [16:30.25] | So I took it. |
| [16:33.82] | They're making you take time off work? |
| [16:36.82] | And you're okay with that? |
| [16:38.49] | I don't know. |
| [16:40.53] | It's going to be weird not having a job for a while. |
| [16:44.30] | But I definitely don't care about my sandwich. |
| [16:49.30] | I hate it when they make me see the shrink at my office. |
| [16:52.21] | He's always like, "Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better." |
| [16:57.24] | Who needs that? |
| [16:58.98] | -You do. -I know. |
| [17:03.22] | It's so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on like that! |
| [17:07.92] | I'm sorry. |
| [17:11.79] | It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop. |
| [17:17.63] | That was not funny! |
| [17:19.97] | I snapped,okay? You weren't taking the class seriously. |
| [17:23.84] | Come on! What is the big deal? |
| [17:25.97] | I thought it'd be something we could do together. |
| [17:29.01] | I thought it would be fun. |
| [17:30.58] | Fun is good. |
| [17:32.15] | But I also wanted to learn. |
| [17:34.38] | People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went. |
| [17:41.49] | So you really wanted to learn. |
| [17:46.16] | You know,Phoebe, I just wanted to have fun. |
| [17:50.06] | You know who should go? |
| [17:51.70] | I know! I know! I know! |
| [17:55.44] | Monica,you asked the question. |
| [18:16.99] | Oh,my God,that's Monica! |
| [18:20.79] | No，no，no |
| [18:22.96] | You get away from me, you sick,sick,sicko! |
| [18:27.13] | What's going on? |
| [18:28.90] | Joey has got a secret peephole! |
| [18:33.04] | -Oh,no! -Yes,he has a naked picture of Monica! |
| [18:36.48] | He takes naked pictures of us,then he eats chicken and looks at them! |
| [18:44.08] | Oh! Dude,that's my sister! |
| [18:46.29] | Give me that! |
| [18:47.86] | Wait! Everybody calm down,okay? |
| [18:50.42] | Let's give our friend a chance to explain why he's such a big pervert! |
| [18:56.53] | I am not a pervert,okay? |
| [18:58.73] | |
| [19:00.37] | |
| [19:02.97] | I think I can explain this. |
| [19:05.44] | Thank you. |
| [19:08.04] | Joey's a sex addict. |
| [19:11.31] | What?! No,I'm not! |
| [19:13.28] | It's okay! It's good! |
| [19:17.22] | It's a disease. |
| [19:19.89] | I am not a sex addict! |
| [19:21.89] | Yes,you are! |
| [19:24.22] | That's the only way to explain all this stuff! |
| [19:26.89] | No,it isn't. It's not. |
| [19:28.90] | Because you could also explain it with the truth! |
| [19:32.67] | What is the truth? |
| [19:34.00] | -What's up? -What's going on? |
| [19:41.74] | I slept with Monica. |
| [19:49.85] | Well, let's see what everybody thinks of that. |
| [19:57.02] | |
| [19:59.26] | You slept with my sister? |
| [20:02.36] | |
| [20:06.67] | This is not good for my rage. |
| [20:14.21] | Is this true? |
| [20:15.51] | Of course,it's true. |
| [20:17.78] | How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's been going on? |
| [20:23.52] | Yes,it's true. |
| [20:27.05] | If it happened once,how come we found your underwear in our apartment? |
| [20:33.86] | That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. |
| [20:37.20] | Right,Monica? |
| [20:41.87] | I guess I wanted to keep it... |
| [20:45.14] | ...as a souvenir. ... |
| [20:48.58] | My God,Monica! |
| [20:51.25] | Are you sure you're not just a sex addict? |
| [20:57.65] | If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica. |
| [21:02.39] | She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! |
| [21:07.06] | That's why she gave you a naked picture of herself. |
| [21:10.16] | That makes sense. |
| [21:13.10] | And the video camera? |
| [21:15.44] | |
| [21:19.37] | I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. |
| [21:24.91] | But,sadly, I could not be enticed. |
| [21:29.58] | Monica,this has to stop now. |
| [21:34.55] | I know,I know. |
| [21:36.32] | I know. I will,and I would appreciate if we all could just... |
| [21:40.99] | ...drop it immediately,and forever. |
| [21:45.07] | Okay. That is,if you can resist me. |
| [21:50.24] | -I'll give it my best shot. -Good luck. |
| [21:54.68] | Unbelievable! |
| [21:56.18] | You really kept Joey's underwear? |
| [21:59.08] | Why? Why would you do that? |
| [22:05.39] | I'm Monica. |
| [22:07.92] | I'm disgusting. |
| [22:11.22] | I stalk guys and keep their underpants. |
| [22:19.20] | I think we've all learned who's disgusting and who's not. |
| [22:26.11] | Now,I'm going to get back to my bucket. |
| [22:30.54] | I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. |
| [22:39.69] | You were making a good point. |
| [22:41.96] | I mean,till you got cut off. |
| [22:44.62] | What's up with that girl Monica? |
| [22:46.83] | I don't know. I didn't come with her. |
| [22:50.73] | Hey,everybody! Everybody,guess what! |
| [22:53.47] | I just convinced Carl to give us a test. |
| [22:55.97] | Test? |
| [22:57.30] | Come on! Tests make us all better learners! |
| [23:02.31] | Oh,yeah! We should have essay questions! |
| [00:04.50] | What am I sitting on? |
| [00:06.27] | Top of the world? |
| [00:08.07] | Dock of the bay? |
| [00:10.87] | I' m out. |
| [00:14.01] | Oh, undies! |
| [00:19.21] | Whose are they? |
| [00:21.28] | Whose are they? Not mine. |
| [00:23.69] | Joey' s! Got to be Joey' s. |
| [00:30.19] | They' re mine. |
| [00:31.46] | See, Joey' s. They' re JoeJoeJoey' s. |
| [00:35.06] | Why are they here? |
| [00:37.03] | I don' t know. |
| [00:40.94] | Because I' m Joey. |
| [00:43.41] | I' m disgusting. |
| [00:44.71] | I take my underwear off in other people' s homes. |
| [00:49.31] | Get them out of here. What' s wrong with you? |
| [00:52.55] | |
| [00:56.05] | Take them! I got them. |
| [00:58.65] | You can touch them. They' re yours. |
| [01:06.56] | Chandler? A word? |
| [01:16.57] | I' m tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop. |
| [01:22.64] | Tightywhiteys? What are you, 8? |
| [01:26.35] | Thank you, Joey, so much. |
| [01:28.68] | You' re not welcome, okay? |
| [01:30.69] | Look, I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me. |
| [01:34.49] | Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom. |
| [01:38.26] | I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play. |
| [01:44.00] | Then one thing led to another, and.... |
| [01:51.84] | And around the ankles, that is a tough spot. |
| [01:55.11] | It was. All right, listen |
| [01:57.05] | All this lying has been hard on us too. |
| [01:59.68] | Yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier. |
| [02:04.12] | Yeah, actually. |
| [02:06.12] | Meanwhile, I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face... |
| [02:09.59] | ... and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman. |
| [02:14.36] | We' ll be more careful. |
| [02:15.96] | We don' t want them to know because it' s going really well. |
| [02:20.64] | And maybe it' s going well because it' s a secret. |
| [02:23.97] | It sounds weird, but we' re so bad at relationships. |
| [02:27.88] | We are. Help us! Help! |
| [02:31.68] | All right. But you do it with me once. |
| [02:39.62] | Joey! Didn' t think so. |
| [02:44.66] | The One With Ross' Sandwich |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [03:32.27] | Can we please just drop this? But I don' t get it. |
| [03:35.51] | Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they' re hot? |
| [03:41.92] | |
| [03:43.85] | What are you reading? |
| [03:45.65] | Wuthering Heights. " |
| [03:46.85] | I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class. |
| [03:51.16] | You' re taking a class? That' s so cool. |
| [03:53.80] | I really liked that Lamaze class I took. |
| [03:57.03] | I thought this time I' d go for something more intellectual... |
| [04:01.00] | ... with a less painful final exam. |
| [04:04.67] | That sounds like fun. |
| [04:06.54] | Oh, you should come with me! |
| [04:08.94] | Then I' ll have someone to sit with. |
| [04:11.48] | |
| [04:13.45] | Do you have time to read it? |
| [04:15.38] | I read it in school. |
| [04:16.65] | This is going to be so much fun! I have to finish. |
| [04:22.96] | But what time does the class start? |
| [04:29.33] | |
| [04:31.93] | What' s wrong, buddy? |
| [04:33.13] | Someone at work ate my sandwich. |
| [04:37.54] | What did the police say? |
| [04:40.58] | My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. |
| [04:43.78] | I can' t believe someone ate it. |
| [04:45.88] | It' s just a sandwich. |
| [04:47.38] | Just a sandwich? |
| [04:49.22] | |
| [04:51.39] | I' ll be divorced twice and I got evicted. |
| [04:53.96] | That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! |
| [04:57.39] | Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! |
| [05:03.23] | That' s a nice sweater vest. |
| [05:06.83] | I have enough for one more sandwich. |
| [05:09.34] | I was going to eat it myself, but.... |
| [05:13.34] | Mon, that would be incredible. Thank you so much. |
| [05:17.51] | I still can' t believe someone ate it! |
| [05:22.42] | Look, I left a note and everything. |
| [05:25.89] | |
| [05:27.56] | " Ross Geller' s lunch." " |
| [05:30.26] | " Ross Geller' s lunch, who?" " |
| [05:32.69] | " Ross Geller' s lunch. Please don' t take me. Okay?" " |
| [05:38.10] | I' m surprised you didn' t wear it home. |
| [05:42.20] | Want to keep your food? Scare people off. |
| [05:45.07] | I learned that on the street. |
| [05:47.04] | |
| [05:48.61] | What would you say, Phoebe? |
| [05:50.65] | Stuff like: " Keep your mitts off my grub." |
| [05:56.32] | Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie? |
| [06:03.42] | This' ll keep them away from your stuff. |
| [06:09.63] | |
| [06:12.80] | Phoebe, you are a badass! |
| [06:16.30] | Someday I' ll tell you how I stabbed the cop. |
| [06:19.84] | He stabbed me first! |
| [06:25.68] | The Bronte sisters were remarkable women for their time. |
| [06:29.32] | They lived in a patriarchal society. |
| [06:31.85] | Sorry I' m late, but I left late. |
| [06:36.82] | So, what is the book about? |
| [06:39.66] | Didn' t you read it in high school? |
| [06:41.60] | I started it, but then there was this pep rally. |
| [06:44.87] | And I was on top of the pyramid. |
| [06:47.17] | But anyway... |
| [06:48.87] | ... what' s the book about? |
| [06:51.14] | It' s a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff. |
| [06:55.11] | It takes place on these creepy moors in England. |
| [06:58.21] | Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff' s character. |
| [07:02.55] | I totally get symbolism. |
| [07:05.85] | How would you characterize the theme of this book? |
| [07:09.12] | Let' s see.... Rachel Greene? |
| [07:16.53] | I would have to say that it' s a tragic love story. |
| [07:21.00] | That' s sort of a given... |
| [07:23.57] | ... but, yes. Anyone else? |
| [07:26.84] | Symbolism! |
| [07:30.88] | And the wildness of the moors... |
| [07:33.51] | ... which I think, is mirrored... |
| [07:36.22] | ... in the wildness of Heathcliff' s character. |
| [07:41.16] | Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here.... |
| [07:46.23] | You completely stole my answer! |
| [07:48.33] | Honey, that was pretty obvious. |
| [07:50.33] | How would you know? You didn' t read it! |
| [07:54.57] | What do you think? You in the blue shirt? |
| [08:00.61] | I think that yours is a question with many possible answers. |
| [08:06.68] | Would you care to venture one? |
| [08:09.18] | Would you care to venture one? |
| [08:13.12] | Are you just repeating me? |
| [08:15.09] | Are you just repeating me? |
| [08:19.86] | All right. Let' s move on. |
| [08:22.40] | Okay, then. |
| [08:27.57] | Why didn' t you say you hadn' t read the book? |
| [08:30.24] | I didn' t want him to think I was stupid. |
| [08:32.91] | That was really embarrassing, what happened to you. |
| [08:40.65] | Your note? |
| [08:42.38] | Amazing! |
| [08:43.92] | Not only did no one touch my sandwich... |
| [08:46.49] | ... but people at work are actually afraid of me. |
| [08:49.82] | A guy called me " Mental." |
| [08:51.79] | " Mental Geller." |
| [08:53.79] | I' ve always wanted a cool nickname like that. |
| [08:57.93] | The best you got in high school was " Wet Pants Geller." |
| [09:01.74] | It was the water fountain, okay?! |
| [09:05.64] | Anyway.. |
| [09:08.41] | ... people are writing reports for me... |
| [09:10.61] | ... pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule. |
| [09:13.41] | I tell you, you get tough with people... |
| [09:15.82] | ... and you can get anything you want. ... |
| [09:18.85] | Hey, Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now! |
| [09:31.70] | This was really fun. |
| [09:34.77] | I' ve been wondering if you' d ask me out. |
| [09:36.97] | So you still wondering? |
| [09:40.17] | No. We just went out. |
| [09:45.51] | You' re smart. |
| [09:46.78] | I like that. |
| [09:55.72] | Oh, candles! |
| [09:59.46] | What is that, a blanket? |
| [10:01.30] | A video camera? Oh, my God! |
| [10:05.30] | I can' t believe you thought you' d tape us having sex on the first date! |
| [10:15.58] | |
| [10:18.38] | Joey, is what she just said.... |
| [10:21.85] | Oh, my God! |
| [10:23.32] | You' re actually going |
| [10:29.66] | What is going on here? |
| [10:33.86] | And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, sick? |
| [10:42.50] | I' m Joey. |
| [10:46.91] | I mean, I' m disgusting. |
| [10:51.38] | I make lowbudget adult films. |
| [11:05.19] | You promised to be more careful! |
| [11:07.46] | The good Joey name' s been dragged through the mud! |
| [11:12.77] | We' re so sorry. |
| [11:14.00] | I' m telling everyone. |
| [11:15.67] | It' s the only explanation that doesn' t make me look like a pig! |
| [11:20.84] | No, there' s a better explanation. |
| [11:22.78] | Tell them you had to make an adult film for your... |
| [11:26.45] | ... adult film class. ... |
| [11:30.02] | I like that. But no! |
| [11:31.89] | How does that explain my underwear at your place? |
| [11:36.79] | I don' t know. |
| [11:38.79] | Get ready to come out of the nongay closet. |
| [11:42.53] | I promise to come up with something. Just give us time. |
| [11:47.37] | All right. |
| [11:49.14] | But it better make me look really good. |
| [11:53.07] | And another thing: |
| [11:54.88] | The video camera? |
| [11:56.54] | Nice! |
| [12:02.98] | |
| [12:07.49] | May I have a word? |
| [12:08.89] | Of course, Donald. |
| [12:11.06] | We' ve been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part. |
| [12:15.66] | What? Threatening letters... |
| [12:17.33] | ... refusal to meet deadlines. |
| [12:20.03] | Apparently people now call you Mental. |
| [12:24.44] | |
| [12:27.37] | We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. |
| [12:32.21] | You don' t understand. This is so silly. |
| [12:36.02] | This is all just because of a sandwich. |
| [12:39.69] | A sandwich? |
| [12:41.52] | You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. |
| [12:46.19] | Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravysoaked bread in the middle. |
| [12:51.40] | I call it " The Moistmaker." |
| [12:54.24] | Anyway, I put my sandwich in the fridge.... |
| [12:58.24] | |
| [12:59.74] | I' m sorry. |
| [13:01.41] | I believe I ate that. |
| [13:07.65] | You ate my sandwich? |
| [13:09.62] | A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone. |
| [13:12.09] | |
| [13:15.59] | Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker? |
| [13:22.83] | |
| [13:24.77] | ... seeing a note on top of it? ... |
| [13:28.57] | There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind. |
| [13:32.91] | That said it was... |
| [13:34.94] | ... my sandwich! ... |
| [13:37.65] | Now, calm down. |
| [13:39.51] | Look in my office. Some may be in the trash. |
| [13:45.15] | |
| [13:46.92] | It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away. |
| [13:52.33] | You threw my sandwich away? |
| [13:56.16] | My sandwich?! |
| [13:58.40] | My sandwich?! |
| [14:03.97] | What' s this book about? |
| [14:05.71] | You didn' t read it, either? |
| [14:07.31] | I was going to, but I accidentally read something else. |
| [14:11.65] | Vogue. " |
| [14:14.82] | So tell me about Jane Eyre. |
| [14:16.88] | No, read it yourself. |
| [14:18.65] | Come on, don' t be such a goodygoody. |
| [14:22.46] | Fine. |
| [14:25.39] | All right. So, Jane Eyre? |
| [14:27.29] | First, you' d think she' s a woman, but she' s not. |
| [14:30.16] | She' s a cyborg. |
| [14:34.13] | A cyborg? Isn' t that like a robot? |
| [14:37.54] | This book was light years ahead of its time. |
| [14:42.54] | Sorry I' m late. Let' s get started. |
| [14:46.05] | What did you think of Jane Eyre? |
| [14:48.58] | Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights. |
| [14:54.89] | Go ahead, Rachel. |
| [14:57.76] | Thank you, Phoebe. |
| [15:01.10] | What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre... |
| [15:04.37] | ... was how the book was so ahead of its time. |
| [15:07.77] | If you' re talking about feminism, I think you' re right. |
| [15:13.61] | Well, feminism, yes. But also the robots. |
| [15:21.85] | |
| [15:25.12] | Since that video camera thing didn' t work out... |
| [15:28.86] | ... I thought that I would give you just a little preview. |
| [15:34.60] | You' re naked! |
| [15:36.23] | I know! |
| [15:48.94] | |
| [15:51.28] | |
| [15:54.01] | |
| [15:56.05] | Are you okay? |
| [15:57.55] | I' m fine. |
| [15:59.15] | I saw a psychiatrist at work today. |
| [16:02.26] | Why? |
| [16:03.59] | On account of my rage. |
| [16:06.59] | Which, if I may say, right now is out of control. |
| [16:11.13] | He gave me a pill for it. |
| [16:15.24] | |
| [16:16.67] | When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence... |
| [16:20.31] | ... because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again. |
| [16:24.85] | So he offered me a tranquilizer. |
| [16:27.75] | And I thought it was a good idea. |
| [16:30.25] | So I took it. |
| [16:33.82] | They' re making you take time off work? |
| [16:36.82] | And you' re okay with that? |
| [16:38.49] | I don' t know. |
| [16:40.53] | It' s going to be weird not having a job for a while. |
| [16:44.30] | But I definitely don' t care about my sandwich. |
| [16:49.30] | I hate it when they make me see the shrink at my office. |
| [16:52.21] | He' s always like, " Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better." |
| [16:57.24] | Who needs that? |
| [16:58.98] | You do. I know. |
| [17:03.22] | It' s so embarrassing! I can' t believe you let me go on like that! |
| [17:07.92] | I' m sorry. |
| [17:11.79] | It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop. |
| [17:17.63] | That was not funny! |
| [17:19.97] | I snapped, okay? You weren' t taking the class seriously. |
| [17:23.84] | Come on! What is the big deal? |
| [17:25.97] | I thought it' d be something we could do together. |
| [17:29.01] | I thought it would be fun. |
| [17:30.58] | Fun is good. |
| [17:32.15] | But I also wanted to learn. |
| [17:34.38] | People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went. |
| [17:41.49] | So you really wanted to learn. |
| [17:46.16] | You know, Phoebe, I just wanted to have fun. |
| [17:50.06] | You know who should go? |
| [17:51.70] | I know! I know! I know! |
| [17:55.44] | Monica, you asked the question. |
| [18:16.99] | Oh, my God, that' s Monica! |
| [18:20.79] | No, no, no |
| [18:22.96] | You get away from me, you sick, sick, sicko! |
| [18:27.13] | What' s going on? |
| [18:28.90] | Joey has got a secret peephole! |
| [18:33.04] | Oh, no! Yes, he has a naked picture of Monica! |
| [18:36.48] | He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken and looks at them! |
| [18:44.08] | Oh! Dude, that' s my sister! |
| [18:46.29] | Give me that! |
| [18:47.86] | Wait! Everybody calm down, okay? |
| [18:50.42] | Let' s give our friend a chance to explain why he' s such a big pervert! |
| [18:56.53] | I am not a pervert, okay? |
| [18:58.73] | |
| [19:00.37] | |
| [19:02.97] | I think I can explain this. |
| [19:05.44] | Thank you. |
| [19:08.04] | Joey' s a sex addict. |
| [19:11.31] | What?! No, I' m not! |
| [19:13.28] | It' s okay! It' s good! |
| [19:17.22] | It' s a disease. |
| [19:19.89] | I am not a sex addict! |
| [19:21.89] | Yes, you are! |
| [19:24.22] | That' s the only way to explain all this stuff! |
| [19:26.89] | No, it isn' t. It' s not. |
| [19:28.90] | Because you could also explain it with the truth! |
| [19:32.67] | What is the truth? |
| [19:34.00] | What' s up? What' s going on? |
| [19:41.74] | I slept with Monica. |
| [19:49.85] | Well, let' s see what everybody thinks of that. |
| [19:57.02] | |
| [19:59.26] | You slept with my sister? |
| [20:02.36] | |
| [20:06.67] | This is not good for my rage. |
| [20:14.21] | Is this true? |
| [20:15.51] | Of course, it' s true. |
| [20:17.78] | How else would you explain all the weird stuff that' s been going on? |
| [20:23.52] | Yes, it' s true. |
| [20:27.05] | If it happened once, how come we found your underwear in our apartment? |
| [20:33.86] | That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. |
| [20:37.20] | Right, Monica? |
| [20:41.87] | I guess I wanted to keep it... |
| [20:45.14] | ... as a souvenir. ... |
| [20:48.58] | My God, Monica! |
| [20:51.25] | Are you sure you' re not just a sex addict? |
| [20:57.65] | If anyone' s a sex addict here, it' s Monica. |
| [21:02.39] | She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! |
| [21:07.06] | That' s why she gave you a naked picture of herself. |
| [21:10.16] | That makes sense. |
| [21:13.10] | And the video camera? |
| [21:15.44] | |
| [21:19.37] | I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. |
| [21:24.91] | But, sadly, I could not be enticed. |
| [21:29.58] | Monica, this has to stop now. |
| [21:34.55] | I know, I know. |
| [21:36.32] | I know. I will, and I would appreciate if we all could just... |
| [21:40.99] | ... drop it immediately, and forever. |
| [21:45.07] | Okay. That is, if you can resist me. |
| [21:50.24] | I' ll give it my best shot. Good luck. |
| [21:54.68] | Unbelievable! |
| [21:56.18] | You really kept Joey' s underwear? |
| [21:59.08] | Why? Why would you do that? |
| [22:05.39] | I' m Monica. |
| [22:07.92] | I' m disgusting. |
| [22:11.22] | I stalk guys and keep their underpants. |
| [22:19.20] | I think we' ve all learned who' s disgusting and who' s not. |
| [22:26.11] | Now, I' m going to get back to my bucket. |
| [22:30.54] | I' m only eating the skin, so the chicken' s up for grabs. |
| [22:39.69] | You were making a good point. |
| [22:41.96] | I mean, till you got cut off. |
| [22:44.62] | What' s up with that girl Monica? |
| [22:46.83] | I don' t know. I didn' t come with her. |
| [22:50.73] | Hey, everybody! Everybody, guess what! |
| [22:53.47] | I just convinced Carl to give us a test. |
| [22:55.97] | Test? |
| [22:57.30] | Come on! Tests make us all better learners! |
| [23:02.31] | Oh, yeah! We should have essay questions! |
| [00:04.50] | What am I sitting on? |
| [00:06.27] | Top of the world? |
| [00:08.07] | Dock of the bay? |
| [00:10.87] | I' m out. |
| [00:14.01] | Oh, undies! |
| [00:19.21] | Whose are they? |
| [00:21.28] | Whose are they? Not mine. |
| [00:23.69] | Joey' s! Got to be Joey' s. |
| [00:30.19] | They' re mine. |
| [00:31.46] | See, Joey' s. They' re JoeJoeJoey' s. |
| [00:35.06] | Why are they here? |
| [00:37.03] | I don' t know. |
| [00:40.94] | Because I' m Joey. |
| [00:43.41] | I' m disgusting. |
| [00:44.71] | I take my underwear off in other people' s homes. |
| [00:49.31] | Get them out of here. What' s wrong with you? |
| [00:52.55] | |
| [00:56.05] | Take them! I got them. |
| [00:58.65] | You can touch them. They' re yours. |
| [01:06.56] | Chandler? A word? |
| [01:16.57] | I' m tired of covering for you two. This has got to stop. |
| [01:22.64] | Tightywhiteys? What are you, 8? |
| [01:26.35] | Thank you, Joey, so much. |
| [01:28.68] | You' re not welcome, okay? |
| [01:30.69] | Look, I hate this. You guys keep embarrassing me. |
| [01:34.49] | Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom. |
| [01:38.26] | I said it was mine, and that I was playing a woman in a play. |
| [01:44.00] | Then one thing led to another, and.... |
| [01:51.84] | And around the ankles, that is a tough spot. |
| [01:55.11] | It was. All right, listen |
| [01:57.05] | All this lying has been hard on us too. |
| [01:59.68] | Yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier. |
| [02:04.12] | Yeah, actually. |
| [02:06.12] | Meanwhile, I get Rachel shoving your underwear in my face... |
| [02:09.59] | ... and asking when she can come see me star in Ugly Woman. |
| [02:14.36] | We' ll be more careful. |
| [02:15.96] | We don' t want them to know because it' s going really well. |
| [02:20.64] | And maybe it' s going well because it' s a secret. |
| [02:23.97] | It sounds weird, but we' re so bad at relationships. |
| [02:27.88] | We are. Help us! Help! |
| [02:31.68] | All right. But you do it with me once. |
| [02:39.62] | Joey! Didn' t think so. |
| [02:44.66] | The One With Ross' Sandwich |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [03:32.27] | Can we please just drop this? But I don' t get it. |
| [03:35.51] | Does anybody else just take off their underwear when they' re hot? |
| [03:41.92] | |
| [03:43.85] | What are you reading? |
| [03:45.65] | Wuthering Heights. " |
| [03:46.85] | I have to finish it by tomorrow for my literature class. |
| [03:51.16] | You' re taking a class? That' s so cool. |
| [03:53.80] | I really liked that Lamaze class I took. |
| [03:57.03] | I thought this time I' d go for something more intellectual... |
| [04:01.00] | ... with a less painful final exam. |
| [04:04.67] | That sounds like fun. |
| [04:06.54] | Oh, you should come with me! |
| [04:08.94] | Then I' ll have someone to sit with. |
| [04:11.48] | |
| [04:13.45] | Do you have time to read it? |
| [04:15.38] | I read it in school. |
| [04:16.65] | This is going to be so much fun! I have to finish. |
| [04:22.96] | But what time does the class start? |
| [04:29.33] | |
| [04:31.93] | What' s wrong, buddy? |
| [04:33.13] | Someone at work ate my sandwich. |
| [04:37.54] | What did the police say? |
| [04:40.58] | My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. |
| [04:43.78] | I can' t believe someone ate it. |
| [04:45.88] | It' s just a sandwich. |
| [04:47.38] | Just a sandwich? |
| [04:49.22] | |
| [04:51.39] | I' ll be divorced twice and I got evicted. |
| [04:53.96] | That sandwich was the only good thing in my life! |
| [04:57.39] | Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life! |
| [05:03.23] | That' s a nice sweater vest. |
| [05:06.83] | I have enough for one more sandwich. |
| [05:09.34] | I was going to eat it myself, but.... |
| [05:13.34] | Mon, that would be incredible. Thank you so much. |
| [05:17.51] | I still can' t believe someone ate it! |
| [05:22.42] | Look, I left a note and everything. |
| [05:25.89] | |
| [05:27.56] | " Ross Geller' s lunch." " |
| [05:30.26] | " Ross Geller' s lunch, who?" " |
| [05:32.69] | " Ross Geller' s lunch. Please don' t take me. Okay?" " |
| [05:38.10] | I' m surprised you didn' t wear it home. |
| [05:42.20] | Want to keep your food? Scare people off. |
| [05:45.07] | I learned that on the street. |
| [05:47.04] | |
| [05:48.61] | What would you say, Phoebe? |
| [05:50.65] | Stuff like: " Keep your mitts off my grub." |
| [05:56.32] | Do you picture Phoebe on the street with the entire cast of Annie? |
| [06:03.42] | This' ll keep them away from your stuff. |
| [06:09.63] | |
| [06:12.80] | Phoebe, you are a badass! |
| [06:16.30] | Someday I' ll tell you how I stabbed the cop. |
| [06:19.84] | He stabbed me first! |
| [06:25.68] | The Bronte sisters were remarkable women for their time. |
| [06:29.32] | They lived in a patriarchal society. |
| [06:31.85] | Sorry I' m late, but I left late. |
| [06:36.82] | So, what is the book about? |
| [06:39.66] | Didn' t you read it in high school? |
| [06:41.60] | I started it, but then there was this pep rally. |
| [06:44.87] | And I was on top of the pyramid. |
| [06:47.17] | But anyway... |
| [06:48.87] | ... what' s the book about? |
| [06:51.14] | It' s a tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff. |
| [06:55.11] | It takes place on these creepy moors in England. |
| [06:58.21] | Which I think represent the wildness of Heathcliff' s character. |
| [07:02.55] | I totally get symbolism. |
| [07:05.85] | How would you characterize the theme of this book? |
| [07:09.12] | Let' s see.... Rachel Greene? |
| [07:16.53] | I would have to say that it' s a tragic love story. |
| [07:21.00] | That' s sort of a given... |
| [07:23.57] | ... but, yes. Anyone else? |
| [07:26.84] | Symbolism! |
| [07:30.88] | And the wildness of the moors... |
| [07:33.51] | ... which I think, is mirrored... |
| [07:36.22] | ... in the wildness of Heathcliff' s character. |
| [07:41.16] | Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here.... |
| [07:46.23] | You completely stole my answer! |
| [07:48.33] | Honey, that was pretty obvious. |
| [07:50.33] | How would you know? You didn' t read it! |
| [07:54.57] | What do you think? You in the blue shirt? |
| [08:00.61] | I think that yours is a question with many possible answers. |
| [08:06.68] | Would you care to venture one? |
| [08:09.18] | Would you care to venture one? |
| [08:13.12] | Are you just repeating me? |
| [08:15.09] | Are you just repeating me? |
| [08:19.86] | All right. Let' s move on. |
| [08:22.40] | Okay, then. |
| [08:27.57] | Why didn' t you say you hadn' t read the book? |
| [08:30.24] | I didn' t want him to think I was stupid. |
| [08:32.91] | That was really embarrassing, what happened to you. |
| [08:40.65] | Your note? |
| [08:42.38] | Amazing! |
| [08:43.92] | Not only did no one touch my sandwich... |
| [08:46.49] | ... but people at work are actually afraid of me. |
| [08:49.82] | A guy called me " Mental." |
| [08:51.79] | " Mental Geller." |
| [08:53.79] | I' ve always wanted a cool nickname like that. |
| [08:57.93] | The best you got in high school was " Wet Pants Geller." |
| [09:01.74] | It was the water fountain, okay?! |
| [09:05.64] | Anyway.. |
| [09:08.41] | ... people are writing reports for me... |
| [09:10.61] | ... pushing back deadlines to fit my schedule. |
| [09:13.41] | I tell you, you get tough with people... |
| [09:15.82] | ... and you can get anything you want. ... |
| [09:18.85] | Hey, Tribbiani! Give me that coffee! Now! |
| [09:31.70] | This was really fun. |
| [09:34.77] | I' ve been wondering if you' d ask me out. |
| [09:36.97] | So you still wondering? |
| [09:40.17] | No. We just went out. |
| [09:45.51] | You' re smart. |
| [09:46.78] | I like that. |
| [09:55.72] | Oh, candles! |
| [09:59.46] | What is that, a blanket? |
| [10:01.30] | A video camera? Oh, my God! |
| [10:05.30] | I can' t believe you thought you' d tape us having sex on the first date! |
| [10:15.58] | |
| [10:18.38] | Joey, is what she just said.... |
| [10:21.85] | Oh, my God! |
| [10:23.32] | You' re actually going |
| [10:29.66] | What is going on here? |
| [10:33.86] | And with Chandler in the next room. What are you, sick? |
| [10:42.50] | I' m Joey. |
| [10:46.91] | I mean, I' m disgusting. |
| [10:51.38] | I make lowbudget adult films. |
| [11:05.19] | You promised to be more careful! |
| [11:07.46] | The good Joey name' s been dragged through the mud! |
| [11:12.77] | We' re so sorry. |
| [11:14.00] | I' m telling everyone. |
| [11:15.67] | It' s the only explanation that doesn' t make me look like a pig! |
| [11:20.84] | No, there' s a better explanation. |
| [11:22.78] | Tell them you had to make an adult film for your... |
| [11:26.45] | ... adult film class. ... |
| [11:30.02] | I like that. But no! |
| [11:31.89] | How does that explain my underwear at your place? |
| [11:36.79] | I don' t know. |
| [11:38.79] | Get ready to come out of the nongay closet. |
| [11:42.53] | I promise to come up with something. Just give us time. |
| [11:47.37] | All right. |
| [11:49.14] | But it better make me look really good. |
| [11:53.07] | And another thing: |
| [11:54.88] | The video camera? |
| [11:56.54] | Nice! |
| [12:02.98] | |
| [12:07.49] | May I have a word? |
| [12:08.89] | Of course, Donald. |
| [12:11.06] | We' ve been getting reports of very angry behavior on your part. |
| [12:15.66] | What? Threatening letters... |
| [12:17.33] | ... refusal to meet deadlines. |
| [12:20.03] | Apparently people now call you Mental. |
| [12:24.44] | |
| [12:27.37] | We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. |
| [12:32.21] | You don' t understand. This is so silly. |
| [12:36.02] | This is all just because of a sandwich. |
| [12:39.69] | A sandwich? |
| [12:41.52] | You see, my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. |
| [12:46.19] | Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of gravysoaked bread in the middle. |
| [12:51.40] | I call it " The Moistmaker." |
| [12:54.24] | Anyway, I put my sandwich in the fridge.... |
| [12:58.24] | |
| [12:59.74] | I' m sorry. |
| [13:01.41] | I believe I ate that. |
| [13:07.65] | You ate my sandwich? |
| [13:09.62] | A simple mistake. It can happen to anyone. |
| [13:12.09] | |
| [13:15.59] | Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker? |
| [13:22.83] | |
| [13:24.77] | ... seeing a note on top of it? ... |
| [13:28.57] | There may have been a joke or limerick of some kind. |
| [13:32.91] | That said it was... |
| [13:34.94] | ... my sandwich! ... |
| [13:37.65] | Now, calm down. |
| [13:39.51] | Look in my office. Some may be in the trash. |
| [13:45.15] | |
| [13:46.92] | It was quite large. I had to throw most of it away. |
| [13:52.33] | You threw my sandwich away? |
| [13:56.16] | My sandwich?! |
| [13:58.40] | My sandwich?! |
| [14:03.97] | What' s this book about? |
| [14:05.71] | You didn' t read it, either? |
| [14:07.31] | I was going to, but I accidentally read something else. |
| [14:11.65] | Vogue. " |
| [14:14.82] | So tell me about Jane Eyre. |
| [14:16.88] | No, read it yourself. |
| [14:18.65] | Come on, don' t be such a goodygoody. |
| [14:22.46] | Fine. |
| [14:25.39] | All right. So, Jane Eyre? |
| [14:27.29] | First, you' d think she' s a woman, but she' s not. |
| [14:30.16] | She' s a cyborg. |
| [14:34.13] | A cyborg? Isn' t that like a robot? |
| [14:37.54] | This book was light years ahead of its time. |
| [14:42.54] | Sorry I' m late. Let' s get started. |
| [14:46.05] | What did you think of Jane Eyre? |
| [14:48.58] | Rachel and I were discussing it, and she had very interesting insights. |
| [14:54.89] | Go ahead, Rachel. |
| [14:57.76] | Thank you, Phoebe. |
| [15:01.10] | What struck me most when reading Jane Eyre... |
| [15:04.37] | ... was how the book was so ahead of its time. |
| [15:07.77] | If you' re talking about feminism, I think you' re right. |
| [15:13.61] | Well, feminism, yes. But also the robots. |
| [15:21.85] | |
| [15:25.12] | Since that video camera thing didn' t work out... |
| [15:28.86] | ... I thought that I would give you just a little preview. |
| [15:34.60] | You' re naked! |
| [15:36.23] | I know! |
| [15:48.94] | |
| [15:51.28] | |
| [15:54.01] | |
| [15:56.05] | Are you okay? |
| [15:57.55] | I' m fine. |
| [15:59.15] | I saw a psychiatrist at work today. |
| [16:02.26] | Why? |
| [16:03.59] | On account of my rage. |
| [16:06.59] | Which, if I may say, right now is out of control. |
| [16:11.13] | He gave me a pill for it. |
| [16:15.24] | |
| [16:16.67] | When the psychiatrist told me to take a leave of absence... |
| [16:20.31] | ... because I yelled at my boss, I started to get worked up again. |
| [16:24.85] | So he offered me a tranquilizer. |
| [16:27.75] | And I thought it was a good idea. |
| [16:30.25] | So I took it. |
| [16:33.82] | They' re making you take time off work? |
| [16:36.82] | And you' re okay with that? |
| [16:38.49] | I don' t know. |
| [16:40.53] | It' s going to be weird not having a job for a while. |
| [16:44.30] | But I definitely don' t care about my sandwich. |
| [16:49.30] | I hate it when they make me see the shrink at my office. |
| [16:52.21] | He' s always like, " Your colleagues will like you better if you like yourself better." |
| [16:57.24] | Who needs that? |
| [16:58.98] | You do. I know. |
| [17:03.22] | It' s so embarrassing! I can' t believe you let me go on like that! |
| [17:07.92] | I' m sorry. |
| [17:11.79] | It was so funny when you compared Jane Eyre to Robocop. |
| [17:17.63] | That was not funny! |
| [17:19.97] | I snapped, okay? You weren' t taking the class seriously. |
| [17:23.84] | Come on! What is the big deal? |
| [17:25.97] | I thought it' d be something we could do together. |
| [17:29.01] | I thought it would be fun. |
| [17:30.58] | Fun is good. |
| [17:32.15] | But I also wanted to learn. |
| [17:34.38] | People talk about what they learned in high school. I never went. |
| [17:41.49] | So you really wanted to learn. |
| [17:46.16] | You know, Phoebe, I just wanted to have fun. |
| [17:50.06] | You know who should go? |
| [17:51.70] | I know! I know! I know! |
| [17:55.44] | Monica, you asked the question. |
| [18:16.99] | Oh, my God, that' s Monica! |
| [18:20.79] | No, no, no |
| [18:22.96] | You get away from me, you sick, sick, sicko! |
| [18:27.13] | What' s going on? |
| [18:28.90] | Joey has got a secret peephole! |
| [18:33.04] | Oh, no! Yes, he has a naked picture of Monica! |
| [18:36.48] | He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken and looks at them! |
| [18:44.08] | Oh! Dude, that' s my sister! |
| [18:46.29] | Give me that! |
| [18:47.86] | Wait! Everybody calm down, okay? |
| [18:50.42] | Let' s give our friend a chance to explain why he' s such a big pervert! |
| [18:56.53] | I am not a pervert, okay? |
| [18:58.73] | |
| [19:00.37] | |
| [19:02.97] | I think I can explain this. |
| [19:05.44] | Thank you. |
| [19:08.04] | Joey' s a sex addict. |
| [19:11.31] | What?! No, I' m not! |
| [19:13.28] | It' s okay! It' s good! |
| [19:17.22] | It' s a disease. |
| [19:19.89] | I am not a sex addict! |
| [19:21.89] | Yes, you are! |
| [19:24.22] | That' s the only way to explain all this stuff! |
| [19:26.89] | No, it isn' t. It' s not. |
| [19:28.90] | Because you could also explain it with the truth! |
| [19:32.67] | What is the truth? |
| [19:34.00] | What' s up? What' s going on? |
| [19:41.74] | I slept with Monica. |
| [19:49.85] | Well, let' s see what everybody thinks of that. |
| [19:57.02] | |
| [19:59.26] | You slept with my sister? |
| [20:02.36] | |
| [20:06.67] | This is not good for my rage. |
| [20:14.21] | Is this true? |
| [20:15.51] | Of course, it' s true. |
| [20:17.78] | How else would you explain all the weird stuff that' s been going on? |
| [20:23.52] | Yes, it' s true. |
| [20:27.05] | If it happened once, how come we found your underwear in our apartment? |
| [20:33.86] | That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. |
| [20:37.20] | Right, Monica? |
| [20:41.87] | I guess I wanted to keep it... |
| [20:45.14] | ... as a souvenir. ... |
| [20:48.58] | My God, Monica! |
| [20:51.25] | Are you sure you' re not just a sex addict? |
| [20:57.65] | If anyone' s a sex addict here, it' s Monica. |
| [21:02.39] | She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London! |
| [21:07.06] | That' s why she gave you a naked picture of herself. |
| [21:10.16] | That makes sense. |
| [21:13.10] | And the video camera? |
| [21:15.44] | |
| [21:19.37] | I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. |
| [21:24.91] | But, sadly, I could not be enticed. |
| [21:29.58] | Monica, this has to stop now. |
| [21:34.55] | I know, I know. |
| [21:36.32] | I know. I will, and I would appreciate if we all could just... |
| [21:40.99] | ... drop it immediately, and forever. |
| [21:45.07] | Okay. That is, if you can resist me. |
| [21:50.24] | I' ll give it my best shot. Good luck. |
| [21:54.68] | Unbelievable! |
| [21:56.18] | You really kept Joey' s underwear? |
| [21:59.08] | Why? Why would you do that? |
| [22:05.39] | I' m Monica. |
| [22:07.92] | I' m disgusting. |
| [22:11.22] | I stalk guys and keep their underpants. |
| [22:19.20] | I think we' ve all learned who' s disgusting and who' s not. |
| [22:26.11] | Now, I' m going to get back to my bucket. |
| [22:30.54] | I' m only eating the skin, so the chicken' s up for grabs. |
| [22:39.69] | You were making a good point. |
| [22:41.96] | I mean, till you got cut off. |
| [22:44.62] | What' s up with that girl Monica? |
| [22:46.83] | I don' t know. I didn' t come with her. |
| [22:50.73] | Hey, everybody! Everybody, guess what! |
| [22:53.47] | I just convinced Carl to give us a test. |
| [22:55.97] | Test? |
| [22:57.30] | Come on! Tests make us all better learners! |
| [23:02.31] | Oh, yeah! We should have essay questions! |
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