| [00:00.779] | Are you looking at naked tribe's women? |
| [00:03.339] | No, look. (Shows him the magazine.) |
| [00:05.622] | That's a pig. |
| [00:07.707] | I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her. |
| [00:10.311] | (Ross enters and his hair is a mess.) |
| [00:14.176] | Hey! |
| [00:15.736] | Emily's cousin kicked me out! |
| [00:17.808] | What?! |
| [00:18.323] | Why? |
| [00:19.240] | Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and |
| [00:22.075] | then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back. |
| [00:26.177] | How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease? |
| [00:27.691] | Who needs a lease when it's family! |
| [00:31.657] | Hey, you can stay with us! We'll take care of ya! |
| [00:34.476] | Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! |
| [00:36.319] | But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair! |
| [00:40.764] | Yeah. |
| [00:43.579] | You got it. |
| [00:44.216] | Okay. |
| [00:45.054] | Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. |
| [00:46.969] | All right, I'm gonna get packing again. |
| [00:49.706] | Man, I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad. |
| [00:53.115] | (Joey starts giggling.) |
| [00:55.883] | What? |
| [00:56.690] | He thought you said gonad. |
| [01:49.485] | Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I'd have a tough time making a living. |
| [01:53.629] | Oh, Larry. |
| [01:55.435] | Umm, do health inspectors work on commission? |
| [01:58.143] | No, bribes. |
| [02:00.715] | It's okay to laugh right? |
| [02:01.438] | Yeah, I was just kidding. |
| [02:02.308] | Okay. |
| [02:03.858] | I'll check the kitchen floors. |
| [02:05.108] | Okay, knock yourself out, Larry. |
| [02:08.319] | Yum-my! |
| [02:11.617] | Larry? |
| [02:12.375] | Oh yeah! I'd let him check out my kitchen floors. |
| [02:18.539] | A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, |
| [02:22.691] | and that is a Section 5 violation. |
| [02:24.881] | Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and |
| [02:30.471] | I know that you don't have to wear your hat unless you're in the kitchen. |
| [02:33.187] | And where is your hat? |
| [02:34.411] | It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it. |
| [02:37.384] | Ahh that's the 2 points. |
| [02:40.244] | Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. |
| [02:48.742] | Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. |
| [02:55.103] | You can have your own health inspector detective show! |
| [02:58.119] | Oh, I don't know about that. |
| [03:00.542] | Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda. |
| [03:04.260] | Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime. |
| [03:07.503] | Okay, she would love that! Y'know, 'cause you know all the clean places to eat. |
| [03:14.573] | I-I'll call ya. |
| [03:15.520] | Okay. |
| [03:21.599] | He's so funny! |
| [03:29.842] | Thanks. |
| [03:31.586] | Thank you. Mon? |
| [03:32.248] | Hmm? |
| [03:33.105] | How's Ross doing? Y'know since all the Emily stuff. |
| [03:35.497] | He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. |
| [03:38.416] | Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try… |
| [03:39.686] | Oh, honey, please, no, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. |
| [03:43.418] | I mean, he's gonna screwed up for a looong time. |
| [03:46.022] | And besides y'know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced. |
| [03:49.774] | Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married. |
| [03:58.203] | Two pounds of Moca Java please. |
| [03:59.720] | Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again? |
| [04:02.423] | I don't know! He hasn't called me since that one time when we went out. |
| [04:05.337] | I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I'm all ha-ha-ha-ha, and nothing. |
| [04:11.598] | Hey! |
| [04:12.389] | Hi Danny! Wow! Thirsty huh? |
| [04:14.844] | Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing. |
| [04:18.432] | Ohh, fun!-Ohh, great! |
| [04:19.913] | Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. |
| [04:20.930] | Yeah. |
| [04:21.793] | Okay, see ya. |
| [04:27.889] | Well, I guess we won't be warming his house. |
| [04:31.339] | Okay. All right, I see what he's doing! |
| [04:35.548] | He's not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out. |
| [04:39.894] | And you're not gonna do that. |
| [04:40.913] | That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! |
| [04:45.711] | So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, |
| [04:49.026] | trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it? |
| [04:55.120] | So-so there is no party. |
| [04:56.685] | No, there's a party. There's a party. |
| [05:00.675] | But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me? |
| [05:06.713] | I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you. |
| [05:12.286] | Exactly. |
| [05:22.420] | Ross? |
| [05:24.040] | Hey roomies! |
| [05:27.937] | Love what you've done with the place. |
| [05:29.601] | Oh, yeah I know, I know, it's a lot of boxes, |
| [05:31.601] | but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here. |
| [05:34.964] | Not a problem. And listen, hey! |
| [05:37.072] | Since you're gonna be here for a while, |
| [05:38.247] | why don't—I was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine. |
| [05:40.509] | Oh yeah! |
| [05:41.526] | Oh, I uh, hope you don't mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. |
| [05:53.985] | We will, we will, call you back! |
| [05:59.495] | Hey, all right! |
| [06:00.663] | Pretty cool, huh? |
| [06:04.877] | You're fake laughing too, right? |
| [06:06.045] | Oh, the tears are real. |
| [06:11.562] | You look beautiful this evening. |
| [06:14.485] | Show me the badge again. |
| [06:21.430] | Shiny. |
| [06:23.370] | Oh, will you mind if I wash up? |
| [06:24.545] | Because I came straight from work and |
| [06:26.024] | who knows where these babies (Holds up his hands) have been. |
| [06:27.769] | You are just nonstop! |
| [06:40.026] | We're outta here! |
| [06:40.807] | Why?! |
| [06:41.776] | Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I'm shutting this place down! |
| [06:45.901] | You have the power to do that? |
| [06:47.497] | This does. (Shows her his badge.) |
| [06:50.437] | Shut it down. |
| [07:02.557] | Hey. |
| [07:05.819] | What are you doing? |
| [07:07.680] | Nothing. |
| [07:10.574] | You built a fort didn't ya? |
| [07:14.591] | Kinda. |
| [07:16.689] | Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross's air purifier! |
| [07:19.783] | All I heard through 4 years of college was (makes a humming noise.) |
| [07:25.045] | Dude, you should've gone out once and a while. |
| [07:27.740] | I hate this thing! |
| [07:29.038] | Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, |
| [07:33.192] | so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort! |
| [07:42.014] | Oh, hi Danny. |
| [07:42.961] | Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night. |
| [07:45.507] | Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by. |
| [07:47.774] | Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy. |
| [07:51.281] | You are? |
| [07:52.598] | Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala. |
| [07:58.355] | Yeah, what's the gala for? |
| [07:59.714] | It's a uh, regatta gala. |
| [08:04.120] | Really! You-you sail? |
| [08:05.572] | No-no, but I support it. |
| [08:09.192] | Okay, hope I see you tomorrow night. |
| [08:11.459] | Okay. |
| [08:12.290] | Take care. |
| [08:16.668] | Okay. Walked right into that one didn't he? |
| [08:19.473] | What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it! |
| [08:23.464] | Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! |
| [08:25.420] | So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. |
| [08:30.735] | I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat. |
| [08:35.081] | Great. So the ball is in his court? |
| [08:37.467] | Ball? There is no ball. |
| [08:51.261] | Joey, please! |
| [08:52.567] | Sorry. |
| [09:02.615] | Ahhhhhhhhhh… |
| [09:10.285] | Hello children! |
| [09:11.614] | Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please? |
| [09:16.219] | Okay. |
| [09:16.917] | No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! |
| [09:19.697] | 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on! |
| [09:28.746] | All right, I have one question. |
| [09:30.837] | What is the deal with this? |
| [09:32.292] | (Imitates Ross's 'quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he's waving good-bye.) |
| [09:35.163] | Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand? |
| [09:38.116] | No, the quiet down thing! |
| [09:40.453] | You mean this. (Does the maneuver perfectly.) |
| [09:42.222] | Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! |
| [09:47.509] | Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! |
| [09:52.991] | My God! What if that had been porn? |
| [09:58.475] | All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him! |
| [10:03.107] | All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game. |
| [10:06.510] | Okay. |
| [10:09.068] | No-no-no-no! |
| [10:10.219] | YES!! |
| [10:14.203] | Uh fellas, (Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up) |
| [10:21.613] | Okay, so he's out of here. |
| [10:22.773] | Um-hmm. |
| [10:29.126] | Hey! |
| [10:29.844] | Hey! |
| [10:31.211] | You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed! |
| [10:34.509] | Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down! |
| [10:39.828] | Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?! |
| [10:43.926] | I don't know, clean places? |
| [10:45.730] | Umm, yum! |
| [10:53.051] | It's Danny. |
| [10:54.061] | Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala. |
| [10:57.168] | (to Danny) We'll be right there! (To Rachel) Can't you just say it starts later? |
| [10:59.664] | What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?! |
| [11:03.696] | The fake kind! |
| [11:09.087] | Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle? |
| [11:11.460] | We have a ladle. |
| [11:15.275] | Thanks, see you at the party. |
| [11:16.585] | Okay, great! |
| [11:18.522] | Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? |
| [11:20.263] | He would say, "See you ladle." |
| [11:26.432] | Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? |
| [11:28.400] | Sports? International? Apartment listings? |
| [11:31.879] | I'll take sports. |
| [11:32.825] | Mine! |
| [11:36.004] | All right. Uhh, international. |
| [11:37.554] | Oh that's mine too!I'm Italian! |
| [11:43.669] | Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here. |
| [11:48.277] | Not even on page 7? |
| [11:52.054] | Oh yeah! You're—hey, you're right! Here's an affordable place, |
| [11:55.964] | two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it's available in five weeks! |
| [12:00.261] | What about that circled one? |
| [12:03.554] | Oh, I-I don't know, it's kind of expensive for a studio. |
| [12:06.732] | But it's available now! Isn't it? |
| [12:10.081] | Yes, it is. |
| [12:11.344] | Hey, let's go look at it! |
| [12:14.530] | Okay, let's go. |
| [12:15.583] | Okay! |
| [12:16.215] | There we go! |
| [12:17.854] | Oh-oh-ooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, |
| [12:20.962] | maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? |
| [12:23.106] | I mean after all, we all are using it. |
| [12:27.275] | Let's go quicker. |
| [12:28.832] | Yeah! |
| [12:41.975] | Oh my God! |
| [12:43.412] | Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. |
| [12:47.705] | Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub. |
| [12:51.234] | Somebody was using his head. |
| [12:54.466] | Hey, let's check out the rest of the place. |
| [13:05.955] | I think this is it. I don't know, maybe we should keep looking. |
| [13:11.799] | But hey, Ross, this place is available now! |
| [13:14.105] | Yeah, you don't want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks. |
| [13:16.644] | Yeah. |
| [13:23.333] | So, you-you think I should go ahead and take this place? |
| [13:25.854] | Oh, it's perfect! |
| [13:31.631] | How about you? |
| [13:33.458] | It's a kitchen slash bathroom. |
| [13:38.729] | All right, I see what you guys are saying. |
| [13:40.703] | I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application. |
| [13:48.561] | We are bad people. |
| [13:51.368] | He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! |
| [13:56.933] | You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen? |
| [14:03.765] | Hey, ready for dinner? |
| [14:05.293] | Ooh, absolutely! |
| [14:06.700] | Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right? |
| [14:09.631] | Ooh, I love that place! |
| [14:11.582] | So, no. |
| [14:14.462] | How about Mama Lisettie's? |
| [14:15.758] | Enh. Sure! |
| [14:19.282] | I wonder how long that milk has been setting out. |
| [14:21.889] | Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! |
| [14:24.711] | That—this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. |
| [14:29.808] | (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go! |
| [14:36.253] | (Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.) |
| [14:39.017] | Hey, buddy! (Flashes his badge.) |
| [14:40.668] | Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit? |
| [14:45.562] | But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place. |
| [14:47.832] | Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?! |
| [14:50.716] | Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? |
| [14:58.926] | Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever? |
| [15:06.240] | Well, I suppose I could give him a warning. |
| [15:09.062] | Thank you. |
| [15:11.429] | Okay, go! Go! Go! |
| [15:16.332] | Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose. |
| [15:26.902] | Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet! |
| [15:30.772] | Yes that was a nice place! |
| [15:31.990] | Yeah! |
| [15:32.616] | Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag! |
| [15:36.115] | Yeah! |
| [15:41.541] | What are we gonna do? |
| [15:42.964] | I don't know. Maybe pizza? |
| [15:47.527] | About Ross! |
| [15:48.235] | Oh! Oh! |
| [15:53.855] | Hello! Oh yeah! |
| [15:58.489] | It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. |
| [16:01.774] | Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable. |
| [16:05.451] | Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. |
| [16:11.405] | Well, who doesn't love dogs? Ah, he's a tap dancer! |
| [16:17.773] | Yes, some would say that is a lost art. |
| [16:21.215] | He's a pimp! There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. |
| [16:26.510] | He's a big, tap dancing pimp! Hello? |
| [16:35.423] | (Joey motions, "What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, "Think about it." |
| [16:42.070] | Joey tries to divide 136 by 13; he's confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it. |
| [16:42.457] | Ohhhhh! |
| [16:45.429] | (Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!") |
| [16:53.967] | Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He's right there! |
| [16:56.629] | Just go over and say hi. |
| [16:57.825] | No, I have to go downstairs and come back up as if I'm coming home from the regatta gala. |
| [17:02.447] | Okay? So just go distract him. But don't be sexy. |
| [17:08.249] | Hey, Danny! |
| [17:08.835] | Hey! What's going on? |
| [17:10.759] | Oh, it's a great party! Great food. |
| [17:13.228] | Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. |
| [17:19.777] | So umm, what's this? |
| [17:25.770] | Salad. |
| [17:26.935] | Ooooh!And-and-and what-what's this? |
| [17:31.834] | Bread. Aren't you a chef? |
| [17:38.085] | Hey! Rachel! |
| [17:39.286] | Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party. |
| [17:43.267] | Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it. |
| [17:45.532] | Oh well, y'know, the gala had to end sometime. |
| [17:49.507] | Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back. |
| [17:51.397] | Yeah, sure. All right, whose court is the ball in now? |
| [17:58.087] | I thought there wasn't a ball? |
| [18:01.112] | Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place! |
| [18:09.268] | Rachel, this is my friend Tom. |
| [18:10.669] | This is the girl I told you about. |
| [18:13.096] | Oh, go on! You telling people about me? |
| [18:17.200] | You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle. |
| [18:23.163] | So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies. |
| [18:33.215] | Yeah, okay, at ease solider! |
| [18:37.984] | I'm sorry? |
| [18:38.594] | No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. |
| [18:42.190] | Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros! |
| [18:48.968] | I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend. |
| [18:51.833] | Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try." |
| [19:00.535] | Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park! |
| [19:08.114] | I think I need a drink. |
| [19:09.000] | Yeah! |
| [19:14.527] | 98. 99. 100. Okay, go! |
| [19:21.259] | Dude, I'm telling ya! I'm fine! |
| [19:27.218] | Here we go! Here we go! |
| [19:28.752] | Hey! |
| [19:30.307] | Hey! |
| [19:32.298] | Hey. So I uh, I didn't get that apartment. |
| [19:34.548] | Some problem with my application. |
| [19:36.486] | You're kidding! |
| [19:36.894] | You're kidding, no! |
| [19:38.257] | Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So… |
| [19:42.284] | But you can't stay with Phoebe, Ross! We're-we're roomies! |
| [19:45.845] | Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space. |
| [19:48.563] | Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there by-by that speaker. |
| [19:54.584] | Please, just stay! |
| [19:55.592] | Yeah! |
| [19:57.145] | Are you guys sure about this? |
| [19:58.103] | Definitely! |
| [19:58.663] | Yes! Ross, you have to stay! |
| [20:02.882] | All right. |
| [20:03.256] | All right! |
| [20:03.989] | All right, buddy! |
| [20:06.772] | So I'm a pimp huh? It's okay! |
| [20:12.987] | Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. |
| [20:16.873] | Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? |
| [20:19.273] | And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just (Does the 'quiet down' maneuver). |
| [20:26.488] | (Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror.) |
| [20:39.833] | Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much? |
| [20:45.565] | Ross:(popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress) Come on, it's fun! |
| [20:50.526] | All right! (He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.) Isn't this a woman's hat? |
| [21:00.821] | Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea! |
| [00:00.779] | Are you looking at naked tribe' s women? |
| [00:03.339] | No, look. Shows him the magazine. |
| [00:05.622] | That' s a pig. |
| [00:07.707] | I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her. |
| [00:10.311] | Ross enters and his hair is a mess. |
| [00:14.176] | Hey! |
| [00:15.736] | Emily' s cousin kicked me out! |
| [00:17.808] | What?! |
| [00:18.323] | Why? |
| [00:19.240] | Well, when you' re subletting an apartment from your wife' s cousin and |
| [00:22.075] | then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back. |
| [00:26.177] | How can he do that? Didn' t you sign a lease? |
| [00:27.691] | Who needs a lease when it' s family! |
| [00:31.657] | Hey, you can stay with us! We' ll take care of ya! |
| [00:34.476] | Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! |
| [00:36.319] | But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair! |
| [00:40.764] | Yeah. |
| [00:43.579] | You got it. |
| [00:44.216] | Okay. |
| [00:45.054] | Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. |
| [00:46.969] | All right, I' m gonna get packing again. |
| [00:49.706] | Man, I' ve been moving around so much I' m beginning to feel like a nomad. |
| [00:53.115] | Joey starts giggling. |
| [00:55.883] | What? |
| [00:56.690] | He thought you said gonad. |
| [01:49.485] | Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I' d have a tough time making a living. |
| [01:53.629] | Oh, Larry. |
| [01:55.435] | Umm, do health inspectors work on commission? |
| [01:58.143] | No, bribes. |
| [02:00.715] | It' s okay to laugh right? |
| [02:01.438] | Yeah, I was just kidding. |
| [02:02.308] | Okay. |
| [02:03.858] | I' ll check the kitchen floors. |
| [02:05.108] | Okay, knock yourself out, Larry. |
| [02:08.319] | Yummy! |
| [02:11.617] | Larry? |
| [02:12.375] | Oh yeah! I' d let him check out my kitchen floors. |
| [02:18.539] | A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef' s hat, |
| [02:22.691] | and that is a Section 5 violation. |
| [02:24.881] | Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and |
| [02:30.471] | I know that you don' t have to wear your hat unless you' re in the kitchen. |
| [02:33.187] | And where is your hat? |
| [02:34.411] | It' s in the kitchen, I' ll go get it. |
| [02:37.384] | Ahh that' s the 2 points. |
| [02:40.244] | Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. |
| [02:48.742] | Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she' d have to go in there hatless to get it. |
| [02:55.103] | You can have your own health inspector detective show! |
| [02:58.119] | Oh, I don' t know about that. |
| [03:00.542] | Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda. |
| [03:04.260] | Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime. |
| [03:07.503] | Okay, she would love that! Y' know, ' cause you know all the clean places to eat. |
| [03:14.573] | II' ll call ya. |
| [03:15.520] | Okay. |
| [03:21.599] | He' s so funny! |
| [03:29.842] | Thanks. |
| [03:31.586] | Thank you. Mon? |
| [03:32.248] | Hmm? |
| [03:33.105] | How' s Ross doing? Y' know since all the Emily stuff. |
| [03:35.497] | He' s not great umm, but he' s dealing with it. |
| [03:38.416] | Oh wait a minute, you' re not gonna try |
| [03:39.686] | Oh, honey, please, no, I can' t get started with all that Ross stuff again. |
| [03:43.418] | I mean, he' s gonna screwed up for a looong time. |
| [03:46.022] | And besides y' know, I don' t, I don' t go for guys right after they get divorced. |
| [03:49.774] | Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married. |
| [03:58.203] | Two pounds of Moca Java please. |
| [03:59.720] | Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again? |
| [04:02.423] | I don' t know! He hasn' t called me since that one time when we went out. |
| [04:05.337] | I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I' m all hahahaha, and nothing. |
| [04:11.598] | Hey! |
| [04:12.389] | Hi Danny! Wow! Thirsty huh? |
| [04:14.844] | Uh, actually, actually, I' m having a party at my place on Saturday, it' s sort of a house warming kind of thing. |
| [04:18.432] | Ohh, fun! Ohh, great! |
| [04:19.913] | Yeah, I' m really looking forward to it. |
| [04:20.930] | Yeah. |
| [04:21.793] | Okay, see ya. |
| [04:27.889] | Well, I guess we won' t be warming his house. |
| [04:31.339] | Okay. All right, I see what he' s doing! |
| [04:35.548] | He' s not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out. |
| [04:39.894] | And you' re not gonna do that. |
| [04:40.913] | That' s right! ' Cause that would give him the control! |
| [04:45.711] | So now he' s all ooh, coming up with this whole I' ve got a party thing y' know, |
| [04:49.026] | trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn' t it? |
| [04:55.120] | Soso there is no party. |
| [04:56.685] | No, there' s a party. There' s a party. |
| [05:00.675] | But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me? |
| [05:06.713] | I think so. Se, hehe' s not inviting you to his party because he likes you. |
| [05:12.286] | Exactly. |
| [05:22.420] | Ross? |
| [05:24.040] | Hey roomies! |
| [05:27.937] | Love what you' ve done with the place. |
| [05:29.601] | Oh, yeah I know, I know, it' s a lot of boxes, |
| [05:31.601] | but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here. |
| [05:34.964] | Not a problem. And listen, hey! |
| [05:37.072] | Since you' re gonna be here for a while, |
| [05:38.247] | why don' t I was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine. |
| [05:40.509] | Oh yeah! |
| [05:41.526] | Oh, I uh, hope you don' t mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. |
| [05:53.985] | We will, we will, call you back! |
| [05:59.495] | Hey, all right! |
| [06:00.663] | Pretty cool, huh? |
| [06:04.877] | You' re fake laughing too, right? |
| [06:06.045] | Oh, the tears are real. |
| [06:11.562] | You look beautiful this evening. |
| [06:14.485] | Show me the badge again. |
| [06:21.430] | Shiny. |
| [06:23.370] | Oh, will you mind if I wash up? |
| [06:24.545] | Because I came straight from work and |
| [06:26.024] | who knows where these babies Holds up his hands have been. |
| [06:27.769] | You are just nonstop! |
| [06:40.026] | We' re outta here! |
| [06:40.807] | Why?! |
| [06:41.776] | Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I' m shutting this place down! |
| [06:45.901] | You have the power to do that? |
| [06:47.497] | This does. Shows her his badge. |
| [06:50.437] | Shut it down. |
| [07:02.557] | Hey. |
| [07:05.819] | What are you doing? |
| [07:07.680] | Nothing. |
| [07:10.574] | You built a fort didn' t ya? |
| [07:14.591] | Kinda. |
| [07:16.689] | Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross' s air purifier! |
| [07:19.783] | All I heard through 4 years of college was makes a humming noise. |
| [07:25.045] | Dude, you should' ve gone out once and a while. |
| [07:27.740] | I hate this thing! |
| [07:29.038] | Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, |
| [07:33.192] | so why don' t you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort! |
| [07:42.014] | Oh, hi Danny. |
| [07:42.961] | Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night. |
| [07:45.507] | Oh, thanks! We' ll try to stop by. |
| [07:47.774] | Uh, actually, I think I' m gonna be busy. |
| [07:51.281] | You are? |
| [07:52.598] | Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala. |
| [07:58.355] | Yeah, what' s the gala for? |
| [07:59.714] | It' s a uh, regatta gala. |
| [08:04.120] | Really! Youyou sail? |
| [08:05.572] | Nono, but I support it. |
| [08:09.192] | Okay, hope I see you tomorrow night. |
| [08:11.459] | Okay. |
| [08:12.290] | Take care. |
| [08:16.668] | Okay. Walked right into that one didn' t he? |
| [08:19.473] | What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it! |
| [08:23.464] | Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! |
| [08:25.420] | So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. |
| [08:30.735] | I said, " No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat. |
| [08:35.081] | Great. So the ball is in his court? |
| [08:37.467] | Ball? There is no ball. |
| [08:51.261] | Joey, please! |
| [08:52.567] | Sorry. |
| [09:02.615] | Ahhhhhhhhhh |
| [09:10.285] | Hello children! |
| [09:11.614] | Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please? |
| [09:16.219] | Okay. |
| [09:16.917] | Nono, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! |
| [09:19.697] | ' Cause of all the boxes. Come on! |
| [09:28.746] | All right, I have one question. |
| [09:30.837] | What is the deal with this? |
| [09:32.292] | Imitates Ross' s ' quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he' s waving goodbye. |
| [09:35.163] | Byebye little puppet Joey hand? |
| [09:38.116] | No, the quiet down thing! |
| [09:40.453] | You mean this. Does the maneuver perfectly. |
| [09:42.222] | Umhmm! Look, III don' t know how much more of this I can take! |
| [09:47.509] | Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! |
| [09:52.991] | My God! What if that had been porn? |
| [09:58.475] | All right look, y' know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him! |
| [10:03.107] | All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let' s have a game. |
| [10:06.510] | Okay. |
| [10:09.068] | Nononono! |
| [10:10.219] | YES!! |
| [10:14.203] | Uh fellas, Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up |
| [10:21.613] | Okay, so he' s out of here. |
| [10:22.773] | Umhmm. |
| [10:29.126] | Hey! |
| [10:29.844] | Hey! |
| [10:31.211] | You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed! |
| [10:34.509] | Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down! |
| [10:39.828] | Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?! |
| [10:43.926] | I don' t know, clean places? |
| [10:45.730] | Umm, yum! |
| [10:53.051] | It' s Danny. |
| [10:54.061] | Don' t let him in! I' m supposed to be at a regatta gala. |
| [10:57.168] | to Danny We' ll be right there! To Rachel Can' t you just say it starts later? |
| [10:59.664] | What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?! |
| [11:03.696] | The fake kind! |
| [11:09.087] | Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle? |
| [11:11.460] | We have a ladle. |
| [11:15.275] | Thanks, see you at the party. |
| [11:16.585] | Okay, great! |
| [11:18.522] | Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? |
| [11:20.263] | He would say, " See you ladle." |
| [11:26.432] | Well, III' m done with this. You want anything Ross? |
| [11:28.400] | Sports? International? Apartment listings? |
| [11:31.879] | I' ll take sports. |
| [11:32.825] | Mine! |
| [11:36.004] | All right. Uhh, international. |
| [11:37.554] | Oh that' s mine too! I' m Italian! |
| [11:43.669] | Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there' s never anything in here. |
| [11:48.277] | Not even on page 7? |
| [11:52.054] | Oh yeah! You' re hey, you' re right! Here' s an affordable place, |
| [11:55.964] | two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it' s available in five weeks! |
| [12:00.261] | What about that circled one? |
| [12:03.554] | Oh, II don' t know, it' s kind of expensive for a studio. |
| [12:06.732] | But it' s available now! Isn' t it? |
| [12:10.081] | Yes, it is. |
| [12:11.344] | Hey, let' s go look at it! |
| [12:14.530] | Okay, let' s go. |
| [12:15.583] | Okay! |
| [12:16.215] | There we go! |
| [12:17.854] | Ohohooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, |
| [12:20.962] | maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? |
| [12:23.106] | I mean after all, we all are using it. |
| [12:27.275] | Let' s go quicker. |
| [12:28.832] | Yeah! |
| [12:41.975] | Oh my God! |
| [12:43.412] | Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. |
| [12:47.705] | Well that' s great! Y' know so you can cook while in the tub. |
| [12:51.234] | Somebody was using his head. |
| [12:54.466] | Hey, let' s check out the rest of the place. |
| [13:05.955] | I think this is it. I don' t know, maybe we should keep looking. |
| [13:11.799] | But hey, Ross, this place is available now! |
| [13:14.105] | Yeah, you don' t want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks. |
| [13:16.644] | Yeah. |
| [13:23.333] | So, youyou think I should go ahead and take this place? |
| [13:25.854] | Oh, it' s perfect! |
| [13:31.631] | How about you? |
| [13:33.458] | It' s a kitchen slash bathroom. |
| [13:38.729] | All right, I see what you guys are saying. |
| [13:40.703] | I' ll uh, I' ll go downstairs and fill out an application. |
| [13:48.561] | We are bad people. |
| [13:51.368] | He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! |
| [13:56.933] | You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen? |
| [14:03.765] | Hey, ready for dinner? |
| [14:05.293] | Ooh, absolutely! |
| [14:06.700] | Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right? |
| [14:09.631] | Ooh, I love that place! |
| [14:11.582] | So, no. |
| [14:14.462] | How about Mama Lisettie' s? |
| [14:15.758] | Enh. Sure! |
| [14:19.282] | I wonder how long that milk has been setting out. |
| [14:21.889] | Oh, nono, this place is totally healthy! |
| [14:24.711] | That this milk is mine. I bought this today, ' cause I was thirsty for milk, y' know. |
| [14:29.808] | She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad. Okay, let' s go! |
| [14:36.253] | Just as they' re about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him. |
| [14:39.017] | Hey, buddy! Flashes his badge. |
| [14:40.668] | Are you familiar with Section 11B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit? |
| [14:45.562] | But then I' d have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place. |
| [14:47.832] | Oh, so you' re saying you' d choose convenience over health?! |
| [14:50.716] | Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can' t you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? |
| [14:58.926] | Y' know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it' s like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever? |
| [15:06.240] | Well, I suppose I could give him a warning. |
| [15:09.062] | Thank you. |
| [15:11.429] | Okay, go! Go! Go! |
| [15:16.332] | Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose. |
| [15:26.902] | Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet! |
| [15:30.772] | Yes that was a nice place! |
| [15:31.990] | Yeah! |
| [15:32.616] | Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag! |
| [15:36.115] | Yeah! |
| [15:41.541] | What are we gonna do? |
| [15:42.964] | I don' t know. Maybe pizza? |
| [15:47.527] | About Ross! |
| [15:48.235] | Oh! Oh! |
| [15:53.855] | Hello! Oh yeah! |
| [15:58.489] | It' s the apartment manager Ross put us down as references. |
| [16:01.774] | Ross is the greatest guy you' ll ever meet! Yeah, he' s very reliable. |
| [16:05.451] | Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. |
| [16:11.405] | Well, who doesn' t love dogs? Ah, he' s a tap dancer! |
| [16:17.773] | Yes, some would say that is a lost art. |
| [16:21.215] | He' s a pimp! There you go! Yes, he' s a pimp. |
| [16:26.510] | He' s a big, tap dancing pimp! Hello? |
| [16:35.423] | Joey motions, " What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, " Think about it." |
| [16:42.070] | Joey tries to divide 136 by 13 he' s confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it. |
| [16:42.457] | Ohhhhh! |
| [16:45.429] | Joey motions, " Now, that' s thinking!" |
| [16:53.967] | Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He' s right there! |
| [16:56.629] | Just go over and say hi. |
| [16:57.825] | No, I have to go downstairs and come back up as if I' m coming home from the regatta gala. |
| [17:02.447] | Okay? So just go distract him. But don' t be sexy. |
| [17:08.249] | Hey, Danny! |
| [17:08.835] | Hey! What' s going on? |
| [17:10.759] | Oh, it' s a great party! Great food. |
| [17:13.228] | Y' know, most parties it' s all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. |
| [17:19.777] | So umm, what' s this? |
| [17:25.770] | Salad. |
| [17:26.935] | Ooooh! Andandand whatwhat' s this? |
| [17:31.834] | Bread. Aren' t you a chef? |
| [17:38.085] | Hey! Rachel! |
| [17:39.286] | Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party. |
| [17:43.267] | Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it. |
| [17:45.532] | Oh well, y' know, the gala had to end sometime. |
| [17:49.507] | Don' t go anywhere, I' ll be right back. |
| [17:51.397] | Yeah, sure. All right, whose court is the ball in now? |
| [17:58.087] | I thought there wasn' t a ball? |
| [18:01.112] | Oh, come on! He' s glad that I came, he doesn' t want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place! |
| [18:09.268] | Rachel, this is my friend Tom. |
| [18:10.669] | This is the girl I told you about. |
| [18:13.096] | Oh, go on! You telling people about me? |
| [18:17.200] | You two could really hit it off! I' m gonna go mingle. |
| [18:23.163] | So you work at Bloomingdale' s, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies. |
| [18:33.215] | Yeah, okay, at ease solider! |
| [18:37.984] | I' m sorry? |
| [18:38.594] | No, it' s all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what' s going on here. |
| [18:42.190] | Your Danny' s wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros! |
| [18:48.968] | I' m gonna go talk to uh, a friend. |
| [18:51.833] | Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, " Nice try." |
| [19:00.535] | Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park! |
| [19:08.114] | I think I need a drink. |
| [19:09.000] | Yeah! |
| [19:14.527] | 98. 99. 100. Okay, go! |
| [19:21.259] | Dude, I' m telling ya! I' m fine! |
| [19:27.218] | Here we go! Here we go! |
| [19:28.752] | Hey! |
| [19:30.307] | Hey! |
| [19:32.298] | Hey. So I uh, I didn' t get that apartment. |
| [19:34.548] | Some problem with my application. |
| [19:36.486] | You' re kidding! |
| [19:36.894] | You' re kidding, no! |
| [19:38.257] | Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So |
| [19:42.284] | But you can' t stay with Phoebe, Ross! We' rewe' re roomies! |
| [19:45.845] | Look, you guys don' t need me here taking up your space. |
| [19:48.563] | Well, we got plenty of space! Therethere' s still some over there byby that speaker. |
| [19:54.584] | Please, just stay! |
| [19:55.592] | Yeah! |
| [19:57.145] | Are you guys sure about this? |
| [19:58.103] | Definitely! |
| [19:58.663] | Yes! Ross, you have to stay! |
| [20:02.882] | All right. |
| [20:03.256] | All right! |
| [20:03.989] | All right, buddy! |
| [20:06.772] | So I' m a pimp huh? It' s okay! |
| [20:12.987] | Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. |
| [20:16.873] | Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? |
| [20:19.273] | And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just Does the ' quiet down' maneuver. |
| [20:26.488] | Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror. |
| [20:39.833] | Well, I see you' ve had a very productive day. Don' t you think the cowboy hat is a little much? |
| [20:45.565] | Ross: popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress Come on, it' s fun! |
| [20:50.526] | All right! He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet. Isn' t this a woman' s hat? |
| [21:00.821] | Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea! |
| [00:00.779] | Are you looking at naked tribe' s women? |
| [00:03.339] | No, look. Shows him the magazine. |
| [00:05.622] | That' s a pig. |
| [00:07.707] | I know, I know, but look at the knobs on her. |
| [00:10.311] | Ross enters and his hair is a mess. |
| [00:14.176] | Hey! |
| [00:15.736] | Emily' s cousin kicked me out! |
| [00:17.808] | What?! |
| [00:18.323] | Why? |
| [00:19.240] | Well, when you' re subletting an apartment from your wife' s cousin and |
| [00:22.075] | then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back. |
| [00:26.177] | How can he do that? Didn' t you sign a lease? |
| [00:27.691] | Who needs a lease when it' s family! |
| [00:31.657] | Hey, you can stay with us! We' ll take care of ya! |
| [00:34.476] | Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! |
| [00:36.319] | But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair! |
| [00:40.764] | Yeah. |
| [00:43.579] | You got it. |
| [00:44.216] | Okay. |
| [00:45.054] | Thanks you guys, I really appreciate this. |
| [00:46.969] | All right, I' m gonna get packing again. |
| [00:49.706] | Man, I' ve been moving around so much I' m beginning to feel like a nomad. |
| [00:53.115] | Joey starts giggling. |
| [00:55.883] | What? |
| [00:56.690] | He thought you said gonad. |
| [01:49.485] | Wow, Monica, if every restaurant is as clean as yours, I' d have a tough time making a living. |
| [01:53.629] | Oh, Larry. |
| [01:55.435] | Umm, do health inspectors work on commission? |
| [01:58.143] | No, bribes. |
| [02:00.715] | It' s okay to laugh right? |
| [02:01.438] | Yeah, I was just kidding. |
| [02:02.308] | Okay. |
| [02:03.858] | I' ll check the kitchen floors. |
| [02:05.108] | Okay, knock yourself out, Larry. |
| [02:08.319] | Yummy! |
| [02:11.617] | Larry? |
| [02:12.375] | Oh yeah! I' d let him check out my kitchen floors. |
| [02:18.539] | A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef' s hat, |
| [02:22.691] | and that is a Section 5 violation. |
| [02:24.881] | Uh, look, Larry honey, umm, I wrote the book on Section 5 and |
| [02:30.471] | I know that you don' t have to wear your hat unless you' re in the kitchen. |
| [02:33.187] | And where is your hat? |
| [02:34.411] | It' s in the kitchen, I' ll go get it. |
| [02:37.384] | Ahh that' s the 2 points. |
| [02:40.244] | Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. |
| [02:48.742] | Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she' d have to go in there hatless to get it. |
| [02:55.103] | You can have your own health inspector detective show! |
| [02:58.119] | Oh, I don' t know about that. |
| [03:00.542] | Yeah, but then I can be you sidekick Vunda. |
| [03:04.260] | Maybe uh, Vunda could give me her number and I can ask her to dinner sometime. |
| [03:07.503] | Okay, she would love that! Y' know, ' cause you know all the clean places to eat. |
| [03:14.573] | II' ll call ya. |
| [03:15.520] | Okay. |
| [03:21.599] | He' s so funny! |
| [03:29.842] | Thanks. |
| [03:31.586] | Thank you. Mon? |
| [03:32.248] | Hmm? |
| [03:33.105] | How' s Ross doing? Y' know since all the Emily stuff. |
| [03:35.497] | He' s not great umm, but he' s dealing with it. |
| [03:38.416] | Oh wait a minute, you' re not gonna try |
| [03:39.686] | Oh, honey, please, no, I can' t get started with all that Ross stuff again. |
| [03:43.418] | I mean, he' s gonna screwed up for a looong time. |
| [03:46.022] | And besides y' know, I don' t, I don' t go for guys right after they get divorced. |
| [03:49.774] | Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married. |
| [03:58.203] | Two pounds of Moca Java please. |
| [03:59.720] | Danny. Are you guys ever gonna go out again? |
| [04:02.423] | I don' t know! He hasn' t called me since that one time when we went out. |
| [04:05.337] | I see him in the hallway, we flirt, I' m all hahahaha, and nothing. |
| [04:11.598] | Hey! |
| [04:12.389] | Hi Danny! Wow! Thirsty huh? |
| [04:14.844] | Uh, actually, actually, I' m having a party at my place on Saturday, it' s sort of a house warming kind of thing. |
| [04:18.432] | Ohh, fun! Ohh, great! |
| [04:19.913] | Yeah, I' m really looking forward to it. |
| [04:20.930] | Yeah. |
| [04:21.793] | Okay, see ya. |
| [04:27.889] | Well, I guess we won' t be warming his house. |
| [04:31.339] | Okay. All right, I see what he' s doing! |
| [04:35.548] | He' s not asking me out, because he wants me to ask him out. |
| [04:39.894] | And you' re not gonna do that. |
| [04:40.913] | That' s right! ' Cause that would give him the control! |
| [04:45.711] | So now he' s all ooh, coming up with this whole I' ve got a party thing y' know, |
| [04:49.026] | trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn' t it? |
| [04:55.120] | Soso there is no party. |
| [04:56.685] | No, there' s a party. There' s a party. |
| [05:00.675] | But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me? |
| [05:06.713] | I think so. Se, hehe' s not inviting you to his party because he likes you. |
| [05:12.286] | Exactly. |
| [05:22.420] | Ross? |
| [05:24.040] | Hey roomies! |
| [05:27.937] | Love what you' ve done with the place. |
| [05:29.601] | Oh, yeah I know, I know, it' s a lot of boxes, |
| [05:31.601] | but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here. |
| [05:34.964] | Not a problem. And listen, hey! |
| [05:37.072] | Since you' re gonna be here for a while, |
| [05:38.247] | why don' t I was thinking we uh, put your name on the answering machine. |
| [05:40.509] | Oh yeah! |
| [05:41.526] | Oh, I uh, hope you don' t mind, I kinda uh, jazzed it up a little. Check this out. |
| [05:53.985] | We will, we will, call you back! |
| [05:59.495] | Hey, all right! |
| [06:00.663] | Pretty cool, huh? |
| [06:04.877] | You' re fake laughing too, right? |
| [06:06.045] | Oh, the tears are real. |
| [06:11.562] | You look beautiful this evening. |
| [06:14.485] | Show me the badge again. |
| [06:21.430] | Shiny. |
| [06:23.370] | Oh, will you mind if I wash up? |
| [06:24.545] | Because I came straight from work and |
| [06:26.024] | who knows where these babies Holds up his hands have been. |
| [06:27.769] | You are just nonstop! |
| [06:40.026] | We' re outta here! |
| [06:40.807] | Why?! |
| [06:41.776] | Just walking past the kitchen I saw 10 violations! I' m shutting this place down! |
| [06:45.901] | You have the power to do that? |
| [06:47.497] | This does. Shows her his badge. |
| [06:50.437] | Shut it down. |
| [07:02.557] | Hey. |
| [07:05.819] | What are you doing? |
| [07:07.680] | Nothing. |
| [07:10.574] | You built a fort didn' t ya? |
| [07:14.591] | Kinda. |
| [07:16.689] | Oh my God, the air purifier! Ross' s air purifier! |
| [07:19.783] | All I heard through 4 years of college was makes a humming noise. |
| [07:25.045] | Dude, you should' ve gone out once and a while. |
| [07:27.740] | I hate this thing! |
| [07:29.038] | Come on, Chandler, Ross is our friend. He needs us right now, |
| [07:33.192] | so why don' t you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort! |
| [07:42.014] | Oh, hi Danny. |
| [07:42.961] | Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night. |
| [07:45.507] | Oh, thanks! We' ll try to stop by. |
| [07:47.774] | Uh, actually, I think I' m gonna be busy. |
| [07:51.281] | You are? |
| [07:52.598] | Yeah! Remember I got that uh, gala. |
| [07:58.355] | Yeah, what' s the gala for? |
| [07:59.714] | It' s a uh, regatta gala. |
| [08:04.120] | Really! Youyou sail? |
| [08:05.572] | Nono, but I support it. |
| [08:09.192] | Okay, hope I see you tomorrow night. |
| [08:11.459] | Okay. |
| [08:12.290] | Take care. |
| [08:16.668] | Okay. Walked right into that one didn' t he? |
| [08:19.473] | What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it! |
| [08:23.464] | Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! |
| [08:25.420] | So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. |
| [08:30.735] | I said, " No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat. |
| [08:35.081] | Great. So the ball is in his court? |
| [08:37.467] | Ball? There is no ball. |
| [08:51.261] | Joey, please! |
| [08:52.567] | Sorry. |
| [09:02.615] | Ahhhhhhhhhh |
| [09:10.285] | Hello children! |
| [09:11.614] | Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please? |
| [09:16.219] | Okay. |
| [09:16.917] | Nono, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! |
| [09:19.697] | ' Cause of all the boxes. Come on! |
| [09:28.746] | All right, I have one question. |
| [09:30.837] | What is the deal with this? |
| [09:32.292] | Imitates Ross' s ' quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he' s waving goodbye. |
| [09:35.163] | Byebye little puppet Joey hand? |
| [09:38.116] | No, the quiet down thing! |
| [09:40.453] | You mean this. Does the maneuver perfectly. |
| [09:42.222] | Umhmm! Look, III don' t know how much more of this I can take! |
| [09:47.509] | Did you know he taped over my Baywatch tape with some show about bugs! |
| [09:52.991] | My God! What if that had been porn? |
| [09:58.475] | All right look, y' know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him! |
| [10:03.107] | All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let' s have a game. |
| [10:06.510] | Okay. |
| [10:09.068] | Nononono! |
| [10:10.219] | YES!! |
| [10:14.203] | Uh fellas, Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up |
| [10:21.613] | Okay, so he' s out of here. |
| [10:22.773] | Umhmm. |
| [10:29.126] | Hey! |
| [10:29.844] | Hey! |
| [10:31.211] | You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed! |
| [10:34.509] | Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down! |
| [10:39.828] | Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?! |
| [10:43.926] | I don' t know, clean places? |
| [10:45.730] | Umm, yum! |
| [10:53.051] | It' s Danny. |
| [10:54.061] | Don' t let him in! I' m supposed to be at a regatta gala. |
| [10:57.168] | to Danny We' ll be right there! To Rachel Can' t you just say it starts later? |
| [10:59.664] | What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?! |
| [11:03.696] | The fake kind! |
| [11:09.087] | Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle? |
| [11:11.460] | We have a ladle. |
| [11:15.275] | Thanks, see you at the party. |
| [11:16.585] | Okay, great! |
| [11:18.522] | Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? |
| [11:20.263] | He would say, " See you ladle." |
| [11:26.432] | Well, III' m done with this. You want anything Ross? |
| [11:28.400] | Sports? International? Apartment listings? |
| [11:31.879] | I' ll take sports. |
| [11:32.825] | Mine! |
| [11:36.004] | All right. Uhh, international. |
| [11:37.554] | Oh that' s mine too! I' m Italian! |
| [11:43.669] | Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there' s never anything in here. |
| [11:48.277] | Not even on page 7? |
| [11:52.054] | Oh yeah! You' re hey, you' re right! Here' s an affordable place, |
| [11:55.964] | two bedroom, close to work, ooh, it' s available in five weeks! |
| [12:00.261] | What about that circled one? |
| [12:03.554] | Oh, II don' t know, it' s kind of expensive for a studio. |
| [12:06.732] | But it' s available now! Isn' t it? |
| [12:10.081] | Yes, it is. |
| [12:11.344] | Hey, let' s go look at it! |
| [12:14.530] | Okay, let' s go. |
| [12:15.583] | Okay! |
| [12:16.215] | There we go! |
| [12:17.854] | Ohohooh, hey guys, I was wondering if you guys would uh, |
| [12:20.962] | maybe chip in on some new air filters for the air purifier? |
| [12:23.106] | I mean after all, we all are using it. |
| [12:27.275] | Let' s go quicker. |
| [12:28.832] | Yeah! |
| [12:41.975] | Oh my God! |
| [12:43.412] | Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. |
| [12:47.705] | Well that' s great! Y' know so you can cook while in the tub. |
| [12:51.234] | Somebody was using his head. |
| [12:54.466] | Hey, let' s check out the rest of the place. |
| [13:05.955] | I think this is it. I don' t know, maybe we should keep looking. |
| [13:11.799] | But hey, Ross, this place is available now! |
| [13:14.105] | Yeah, you don' t want to be stuck with us for the next five weeks. |
| [13:16.644] | Yeah. |
| [13:23.333] | So, youyou think I should go ahead and take this place? |
| [13:25.854] | Oh, it' s perfect! |
| [13:31.631] | How about you? |
| [13:33.458] | It' s a kitchen slash bathroom. |
| [13:38.729] | All right, I see what you guys are saying. |
| [13:40.703] | I' ll uh, I' ll go downstairs and fill out an application. |
| [13:48.561] | We are bad people. |
| [13:51.368] | He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! |
| [13:56.933] | You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen? |
| [14:03.765] | Hey, ready for dinner? |
| [14:05.293] | Ooh, absolutely! |
| [14:06.700] | Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right? |
| [14:09.631] | Ooh, I love that place! |
| [14:11.582] | So, no. |
| [14:14.462] | How about Mama Lisettie' s? |
| [14:15.758] | Enh. Sure! |
| [14:19.282] | I wonder how long that milk has been setting out. |
| [14:21.889] | Oh, nono, this place is totally healthy! |
| [14:24.711] | That this milk is mine. I bought this today, ' cause I was thirsty for milk, y' know. |
| [14:29.808] | She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad. Okay, let' s go! |
| [14:36.253] | Just as they' re about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him. |
| [14:39.017] | Hey, buddy! Flashes his badge. |
| [14:40.668] | Are you familiar with Section 11B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit? |
| [14:45.562] | But then I' d have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place. |
| [14:47.832] | Oh, so you' re saying you' d choose convenience over health?! |
| [14:50.716] | Okay, stop! Larry, okay, can' t you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy? |
| [14:58.926] | Y' know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it' s like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever? |
| [15:06.240] | Well, I suppose I could give him a warning. |
| [15:09.062] | Thank you. |
| [15:11.429] | Okay, go! Go! Go! |
| [15:16.332] | Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose. |
| [15:26.902] | Maybe, maybe we did a good thing, helping Ross get back on his feet! |
| [15:30.772] | Yes that was a nice place! |
| [15:31.990] | Yeah! |
| [15:32.616] | Not a lot of closet space, but he can just hang his stuff out the window in a bag! |
| [15:36.115] | Yeah! |
| [15:41.541] | What are we gonna do? |
| [15:42.964] | I don' t know. Maybe pizza? |
| [15:47.527] | About Ross! |
| [15:48.235] | Oh! Oh! |
| [15:53.855] | Hello! Oh yeah! |
| [15:58.489] | It' s the apartment manager Ross put us down as references. |
| [16:01.774] | Ross is the greatest guy you' ll ever meet! Yeah, he' s very reliable. |
| [16:05.451] | Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. |
| [16:11.405] | Well, who doesn' t love dogs? Ah, he' s a tap dancer! |
| [16:17.773] | Yes, some would say that is a lost art. |
| [16:21.215] | He' s a pimp! There you go! Yes, he' s a pimp. |
| [16:26.510] | He' s a big, tap dancing pimp! Hello? |
| [16:35.423] | Joey motions, " What the hell was that?" Chandler makes a face to say, " Think about it." |
| [16:42.070] | Joey tries to divide 136 by 13 he' s confused. Suddenly, light dawns on yonder dunder head. He gets it. |
| [16:42.457] | Ohhhhh! |
| [16:45.429] | Joey motions, " Now, that' s thinking!" |
| [16:53.967] | Shoot, shoot, this is never gonna work! He' s right there! |
| [16:56.629] | Just go over and say hi. |
| [16:57.825] | No, I have to go downstairs and come back up as if I' m coming home from the regatta gala. |
| [17:02.447] | Okay? So just go distract him. But don' t be sexy. |
| [17:08.249] | Hey, Danny! |
| [17:08.835] | Hey! What' s going on? |
| [17:10.759] | Oh, it' s a great party! Great food. |
| [17:13.228] | Y' know, most parties it' s all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. |
| [17:19.777] | So umm, what' s this? |
| [17:25.770] | Salad. |
| [17:26.935] | Ooooh! Andandand whatwhat' s this? |
| [17:31.834] | Bread. Aren' t you a chef? |
| [17:38.085] | Hey! Rachel! |
| [17:39.286] | Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party. |
| [17:43.267] | Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it. |
| [17:45.532] | Oh well, y' know, the gala had to end sometime. |
| [17:49.507] | Don' t go anywhere, I' ll be right back. |
| [17:51.397] | Yeah, sure. All right, whose court is the ball in now? |
| [17:58.087] | I thought there wasn' t a ball? |
| [18:01.112] | Oh, come on! He' s glad that I came, he doesn' t want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place! |
| [18:09.268] | Rachel, this is my friend Tom. |
| [18:10.669] | This is the girl I told you about. |
| [18:13.096] | Oh, go on! You telling people about me? |
| [18:17.200] | You two could really hit it off! I' m gonna go mingle. |
| [18:23.163] | So you work at Bloomingdale' s, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies. |
| [18:33.215] | Yeah, okay, at ease solider! |
| [18:37.984] | I' m sorry? |
| [18:38.594] | No, it' s all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what' s going on here. |
| [18:42.190] | Your Danny' s wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros! |
| [18:48.968] | I' m gonna go talk to uh, a friend. |
| [18:51.833] | Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, " Nice try." |
| [19:00.535] | Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park! |
| [19:08.114] | I think I need a drink. |
| [19:09.000] | Yeah! |
| [19:14.527] | 98. 99. 100. Okay, go! |
| [19:21.259] | Dude, I' m telling ya! I' m fine! |
| [19:27.218] | Here we go! Here we go! |
| [19:28.752] | Hey! |
| [19:30.307] | Hey! |
| [19:32.298] | Hey. So I uh, I didn' t get that apartment. |
| [19:34.548] | Some problem with my application. |
| [19:36.486] | You' re kidding! |
| [19:36.894] | You' re kidding, no! |
| [19:38.257] | Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So |
| [19:42.284] | But you can' t stay with Phoebe, Ross! We' rewe' re roomies! |
| [19:45.845] | Look, you guys don' t need me here taking up your space. |
| [19:48.563] | Well, we got plenty of space! Therethere' s still some over there byby that speaker. |
| [19:54.584] | Please, just stay! |
| [19:55.592] | Yeah! |
| [19:57.145] | Are you guys sure about this? |
| [19:58.103] | Definitely! |
| [19:58.663] | Yes! Ross, you have to stay! |
| [20:02.882] | All right. |
| [20:03.256] | All right! |
| [20:03.989] | All right, buddy! |
| [20:06.772] | So I' m a pimp huh? It' s okay! |
| [20:12.987] | Look, I know that sometimes I can be a pain in the ass, but you just have to talk to me. |
| [20:16.873] | Tell me if something is bothering you. Okay? |
| [20:19.273] | And for my part I will do everything I can to keep my annoying habits just Does the ' quiet down' maneuver. |
| [20:26.488] | Chandler and Joey smile, but when Ross turns away look at each other with looks of horror. |
| [20:39.833] | Well, I see you' ve had a very productive day. Don' t you think the cowboy hat is a little much? |
| [20:45.565] | Ross: popping up behind Joey wearing an Indian headdress Come on, it' s fun! |
| [20:50.526] | All right! He joins them in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet. Isn' t this a woman' s hat? |
| [21:00.821] | Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea! |
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