| [06:41.-3] | Average height... 不高不矮 |
| [07:10.-3] | We're adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training? 我们有加派接线生 专心训练，好吗？ |
| [08:06.-4] | No boom-boom before big fight! 大赛之前不准嘿咻 |
| [10:07.-2] | I'm telling you, I need some smacks. 告诉你，我需要被打 |
| [16:18.-2] | ...the way that you occasionally... 你偶尔会… |
| [20:02.-3] | ...and a severely bruised Adam's apple,but that really hurt. 喉结严重瘀伤 但你的话最伤人 |
| [22:02.-1] | Bruiser is charging! “重伤害”进攻了 |
| [00:02.13] | Do you think there's a town in Missouri or someplace... 会不会有哪个地方有个城镇 |
| [00:05.77] | ...called Sample? 名叫“样本”？ |
| [00:07.40] | And as you're driving into the town, there's a sign and it says: 当你开车去那里 标志上会写着 |
| [00:11.57] | "You're in Sample." “你在样本里” |
| [00:17.88] | -How did it go with Pete? -Tell us. 你跟彼特怎样了？ 快说 |
| [00:20.08] | You're not gonna believe this. So I go 你们一定不会相信，我去… |
| [00:22.62] | I'm sorry. Excuse us. 很抱歉 |
| [00:27.89] | -It's a little crowded. Do you mind? -Could you skooch? 店里有点挤，可以一起坐吗？ 挪一下 |
| [00:31.26] | Move over just a little bit. 稍微挪一下 |
| [00:34.30] | IKeep on skooching. 再挪 |
| [00:37.17] | So,guys,listen. I go over there and,you know,I'm 总之我去找他，然后… |
| [00:40.90] | Why? What is wrong with me? 为什么？我哪里不好？ |
| [00:43.14] | -What's the matter? -Tim... 怎么了？ 提姆 |
| [00:45.24] | ... I have a feeling... 我有一种感觉 |
| [00:47.18] | ... my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist. 我老婆和她的妇科医生有一腿 |
| [00:53.75] | How do you know? 你怎么知道？ |
| [00:55.25] | -He's got access. -I know. 他有管道 我知道 |
| [00:58.85] | It's a feeling you get. 我就是感觉得到 |
| [01:00.66] | Like when you're in somebody else's bowling shoes? 就像穿到别人的保龄球鞋？ |
| [01:03.12] | That's the one. 没错 |
| [01:05.69] | -So you went to Pete's. -What happened? 你去了彼特家 然后呢？ |
| [01:08.33] | Why is this happening to me? 我为什么这么倒霉？ |
| [01:10.90] | Maybe it's my wound. 也许是我的伤口害的 |
| [01:12.93] | Forget it. 算了 |
| [01:15.70] | It's not healed yet? 你的伤还没好？ |
| [01:17.37] | It's oozing! 它一直在渗血 |
| [01:19.24] | Would you pass the cream? There's the cream. 请把奶精给我…在那边 |
| [01:21.91] | Thank you very much. 谢谢你 |
| [01:24.38] | Tomas,this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me. 汤玛斯，我想亲口告诉你 |
| [01:28.55] | -What is it? -I've been sleeping with your wife. 什么事？ 是我跟你老婆有一腿 |
| [01:31.49] | You're the gynecologist? 你是她的妇科医生？ |
| [01:32.82] | I'm trying to have a private conversation. 我在谈私事 |
| [01:37.26] | Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin? 我要纸巾，请拿给我 |
| [01:40.36] | Just give me the thing,all right? 拿来啦！ |
| [01:44.23] | Enough! 够了 |
| [01:45.37] | And you are no longer my friend! 你不是我的朋友了 |
| [01:47.90] | We are finished! Nada! No more! 我们恩断义绝！一刀两断！ |
| [01:50.17] | You are a bastard for doing that! 你竟然做这种事 |
| [01:52.37] | Stay away from me! 离我远一点 |
| [01:54.71] | Come back! 你回来 |
| [02:04.09] | So what were you gonna tell us? 你刚才要说什么？ |
| [02:07.89] | I have no idea. 我忘了 |
| [02:11.36] | The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion 本集播出：“斗阵俱乐部” |
| [03:00.58] | What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you? 彼特想告诉你什么大消息？ |
| [03:03.48] | Or should I say,"Mrs. Monica Becker"? 我该叫你摩妮卡贝克太太吗？ |
| [03:06.48] | Oh,keep your name. Don't take his name. 保留你的姓，不要冠他的姓 |
| [03:09.15] | He didn't ask me to marry him. 他没有向我求婚 |
| [03:11.42] | Then definitely don't take his name! 那绝对不要冠他的姓 |
| [03:15.36] | He wanted to tell me he's going to compete in some Ultimate... 他要参加一个什么… |
| [03:19.03] | ...Fighting Competition thingy. 终极格斗比赛 |
| [03:21.03] | -Pete? -Why? What is it? 彼特？ 那是什么？ |
| [03:23.67] | I don't know exactly. It's sort of like wrestling. 我也不清楚，有点像摔角 |
| [03:27.57] | But without the costumes. 但不用穿表演服 |
| [03:30.74] | And it's not fake. It's totally brutal. 那是玩真的，非常野蛮 |
| [03:33.17] | It's two guys in the ring and the rules are,"There are no rules"! 两个人在场中厮杀 规则是…没有规则 |
| [03:38.21] | You can bite and pull people's hair and stuff? 可以咬人、扯别人的头发？ |
| [03:41.02] | Anything goes except eye-gouging and fish-hooking. 都可以，除了戳眼睛和鱼钩手 |
| [03:44.52] | -What's fish-hooking? -What's fish-hook 什么是鱼钩手？ 就是… |
| [03:49.56] | Thanks. That would have been hard to describe. 谢了，不然还真难形容 |
| [03:52.89] | What is that taste? 什么味道？ |
| [03:55.10] | My hands are totally clean. I just gave the duck a bath. 我的手很干净 我刚帮鸭子洗完澡 |
| [04:02.54] | Thanks for the warm welcome. 谢谢各位的热烈欢迎 |
| [04:04.31] | It's good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do too. 很高兴有各位的加入 我要大展身手，希望你们也是 |
| [04:08.94] | Let's go out there and get them! And remember: 去给他们好看吧，记住 |
| [04:11.65] | There is no "I" in "team." 团队当中没有个人 |
| [04:14.45] | Yes,but there's two in "martini." So,everybody,back to my office. 酒后不认帐，回我那里去吧 |
| [04:19.45] | You! Chuckles. What's your name? 那个嬉皮笑脸的，你叫什么？ |
| [04:22.56] | It's Bing,sir. I'm sorry. I was just.... 我是宾，很抱歉，我只是… |
| [04:24.89] | No,no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny. 我听到你说的话了 很有趣，我喜欢 |
| [04:28.60] | This team's about hard work, but it's also about having fun. 我们要努力，也要尽兴 |
| [04:31.67] | Good to have you aboard,Bing! 很高兴有你加入，宾 |
| [04:40.91] | That's right. Ryder. 对，瑞德 |
| [04:43.14] | Winona Ryder for six. 薇诺娜瑞德要订六个位子 |
| [04:48.12] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [04:49.32] | Yeah. We have the reservations. 订到位子了 |
| [04:52.32] | All right,buddy! Way to go! 干得好 |
| [04:57.00] | Dude,what are you doing? 老兄，你干什么？ |
| [04:59.00] | Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt,and acting like it's no big deal. 说得好，我上司一直拍我 还一脸不在乎 |
| [05:03.63] | What'd you do about it? 那你怎么办？ |
| [05:05.37] | I didn't do anything. I didn't want to be the guy... 没怎么办，我不想当… |
| [05:08.37] | ...who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom. 对上司有意见的人 |
| [05:12.11] | I gotta tell you,I think it's okay to be that guy. 我觉得当那个人无所谓 |
| [05:16.44] | Maybe it's that jock thing. 也许他在学运动员 |
| [05:18.11] | You know,how football players pat each other after touchdowns. 足球员达阵之后 都会拍来拍去 |
| [05:24.15] | You know,I don't understand guys. 我实在不了解男人 |
| [05:26.55] | I mean,I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew... 我要称赞摩妮卡煮的燉菜好吃 |
| [05:30.19] | ... by,you know,grabbing her boob. |
| [05:34.30] | I know. For a really great stew, you'd just... 如果真的很好吃 |
| [05:36.73] | ...stick your head in between them. 应该直接把脸埋进去 |
| [05:40.23] | Can we please go eat? 可以吃饭了吗？ |
| [05:41.90] | -Yeah,what are we getting? -Anything but stew. 要吃什么？ 不要吃燉菜就好 |
| [05:46.01] | So from now on,don't give your boss a chance to get you. 从今以后 别让你的上司逮到机会 |
| [05:49.74] | Don't turn your back to him. 别把背部对着他 |
| [05:52.08] | Or you could teach him a lesson,you know? 你也可以给他一个教训 |
| [05:54.88] | What you do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt,right? |
| [05:59.69] | Then,when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell. 他拍了你之后，手就会很臭 |
| [06:05.89] | Now,what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad? 有什么很臭的东西 可以拿来涂？ |
| [06:12.50] | What if Joey was President? 如果乔伊是总统该怎么办？ |
| [06:17.94] | Can I ask you something? 能不能问你一件事？ |
| [06:20.04] | Okay,you can totally say no... 你可以反对 |
| [06:22.01] | ...but would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date? 我可以帮罗斯介绍女朋友吗？ |
| [06:28.25] | With who? 谁？ |
| [06:29.38] | My friend Bonnie. She always thought Ross was cute... 我的朋友邦妮 她一直觉得罗斯很可爱 |
| [06:32.42] | ...and she asked if I could set it up. 问我能不能牵线 |
| [06:35.26] | -But if that's not cool.... -Which one is Bonnie? 如果你会在意… 邦妮是哪一个？ |
| [06:38.23] | You remember her from my birthday party? 她来参加过我的庆生会 |
| [06:43.30] | ... medium build,bald.... 不瘦不胖，理光头… |
| [06:49.40] | That's fine. 没关系 |
| [06:51.44] | Great! Okay! Good for you! All right! 太棒了，很好 |
| [07:00.28] | You are iron! You are steel! 你是铁！你是钢！ |
| [07:03.82] | Let me ask you,how come when I call your computer support line... 我问你为何打去 你的电脑客服部 |
| [07:07.59] | ... I have to wait an hour and a half? 得等上一个半小时？ |
| [07:13.63] | It's just hard when I know I have e-mail I can't get. 一想到有邮件却收不到 我就心烦 |
| [07:23.17] | Hi,honey. 亲爱的 |
| [07:24.27] | On the table. On the table,please. 趴上去 |
| [07:30.01] | So listen,my friends were telling me a little bit about... 我的朋友跟我谈到… |
| [07:33.45] | ...this Ultimate Fighting thing. 终极格斗的事 |
| [07:35.48] | It sounds really dangerous. 听起来很危险 |
| [07:37.69] | I don't want you to get hurt because I kind of like you. 我不希望你受伤 因为我蛮喜欢你的 |
| [07:41.00] | I don't want to get hurt either. I'm being smart about this. 我也不想受伤，我很精明 |
| [07:44.66] | See these guys? They're the best trainers in the world. 你看这些人 他们是世界顶尖的教练 |
| [07:47.93] | And Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. 星以前是职业杀手 |
| [07:51.53] | A house painter! He used to be a house painter! 粉刷工人，他以前是粉刷工人 |
| [07:56.70] | -Promise me you'll be careful. -I promise. 答应我一定要小心 我答应你 |
| [07:59.71] | Are we still on for tonight? Good. Because... 今晚照旧吗？ 那好，因为… |
| [08:02.94] | ... maybe we could have a little workout of our own. 我们也可以来运动一下 |
| [08:12.69] | How about just a boom? 能不能“嘿”就好？ |
| [08:18.69] | That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel... 真令人沮丧 刚才卖硬面包给我的 |
| [08:21.20] | ...from one of the kids from Fame. 是“名扬四海”的演员 |
| [08:24.20] | Ready to go to the movies? Oh,this is Bonnie! 可以去看电影了吗？ 这是邦妮 |
| [08:29.50] | This is Bonnie? 这是邦妮？ |
| [08:30.91] | This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie? 这是邦妮？你是邦妮？ |
| [08:33.07] | I can show you an l.D. if you want. 我可以拿身份证给你看 |
| [08:36.21] | Oh,no. You look a lot different than the last time I saw you. 不是，你跟上次见面差很多 |
| [08:40.52] | Oh,yeah. Well,I just started wearing bras again. 是啊，我又开始戴胸罩了 |
| [08:44.19] | Oh,that must be it. 一定是这个原因 |
| [08:47.49] | Have fun tonight. 祝你们玩得愉快 |
| [08:48.92] | Thanks. You too. 谢了，你们也是 |
| [08:56.90] | You said she was bald. 你说她是光头 |
| [08:58.40] | She was bald. She's not now. 以前是，现在不是 |
| [09:02.27] | How could you not tell me she has hair? 你怎么没说她有长头发？ |
| [09:04.41] | I don't know. I hardly ever say that about people. 我很少提到别人有长头发 |
| [09:07.54] | Oh,well this is just perfect! 真是帅呆了 |
| [09:10.08] | Well,I'm sorry. I thought you said it was okay. 对不起，你不是说没关系？ |
| [09:13.25] | I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. 因为我以为她是个光头怪女人 |
| [09:17.92] | That girl has got hair all over her head! 她满头都是头发 |
| [09:22.92] | -Maybe Ross won't like her personality. -Does she have a bad personality? 也许罗斯不会喜欢她的个性 她的个性不好吗？ |
| [09:27.30] | Oh,no,Bonnie's the best! 不，邦妮最随和了 |
| [09:35.14] | Bing! 宾 |
| [09:38.21] | Read your CompuTek proposal. Real home run. 我看过你的企划案了 非常精彩 |
| [09:42.54] | Barely got you that time. Get over here! 没有打中，站过来 |
| [09:46.21] | Come on. 快点 |
| [09:47.65] | Oh,yeah! Good one. 干得好 |
| [09:49.48] | That was a good one. IKeep at it,team! 这次表现得很好，要保持 |
| [09:53.62] | -What is with him? -"With him"? 他是怎么搞的？ 怎么搞的？ |
| [09:55.56] | You're his favorite. You're his guy! 你是他的爱将 |
| [09:58.16] | We never get smacked. 我们没有被打过 |
| [10:01.23] | That's not true. He smacked you once. 没这回事，他打过你一次 |
| [10:03.50] | Not on purpose. He ricocheted off you and got me. 那是巧合 他打完你之后弹到我 |
| [10:10.61] | I got a kid starting Dartmouth. 我有个小孩 要上达特茅斯海军学院 |
| [10:12.67] | Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks! 达特茅斯？谁在上达特茅斯？ 那里逊毙了 |
| [10:15.74] | -You go to Dartmouth? -No,sir. 你上达特茅斯？ 不是 |
| [10:17.48] | There you go! 那就好 |
| [10:27.46] | God,Ross! What is that? 那是什么？ |
| [10:29.29] | The Ultimate Fighting Combo. 终极格斗超值餐 |
| [10:31.13] | I saved 30 cents. Plus,I get to keep the cup. 省30毛，还可以收藏杯子 |
| [10:36.60] | From New York City,New York... 来自纽约州，纽约市 |
| [10:39.13] | ...appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut... 首次参加终极格斗冠军赛 |
| [10:43.54] | ... he's known for his confrontational business style! 他在商场上以强硬着称 |
| [10:48.44] | Ladies and gentlemen,introducing... 各位先生、女士，让我们欢迎 |
| [10:52.11] | ... Pete Becker! 彼特贝克 |
| [11:00.29] | I love you,Pete! 彼特，我爱你 |
| [11:05.79] | And his opponent, from Huntington Beach,California... 他的对手来自加州亨丁顿滩 |
| [11:10.03] | ... he's a 300-pound streetfighter... 重达300磅的街头搏击好手 |
| [11:14.30] | ...Tank Abbott! 坦克艾博特 |
| [11:29.58] | Pete? 彼特 |
| [11:30.65] | Pete? 彼特 |
| [11:31.89] | -That guy's pretty huge. -Don't worry. 那傢伙好魁梧 你放心 |
| [11:34.36] | I'll use his strength and weight against him. 我会用他的力量反击他 |
| [11:37.09] | Well,then that guy is in serious, serious trouble. 那他的麻烦大了 |
| [11:46.43] | You go get him. Let's go! 打倒他，加油 |
| [11:49.57] | Here we go,gentlemen. 两位，来吧 |
| [11:51.51] | Are you ready? 准备好了吗？ |
| [11:55.94] | Are you ready? Then let's get it on! 准备好了吗？开战吧 |
| [12:20.77] | It's me. 是我 |
| [12:22.87] | Monica. 摩妮卡 |
| [12:27.38] | Can I just tell you how proud I am of you? 我真的很以你为荣 |
| [12:30.18] | It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant,"You suck!" 真窝心，刚才有两万人骂我逊 |
| [12:35.42] | I thought you were nuts at first... 我原本觉得你疯了 |
| [12:37.65] | ... but you did it. 但是你做到了 |
| [12:39.62] | Now you can just look back at this with no regrets. 现在你可以了无遗撼了 |
| [12:42.82] | Look back? 了无遗撼？ |
| [12:45.09] | You're not gonna keep going? 你不是还要打吧？ |
| [12:47.33] | Let me ask you a question: Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion? 我问你一件事 我是终极格斗冠军吗？ |
| [12:53.17] | Well,no. But 不是，但是… |
| [12:55.14] | I'm not gonna stop until I'm the Ultimate Fighting Champion. 不当上冠军，我绝不罢休 |
| [12:59.47] | That guy stood on your neck until you passed out. 那傢伙踩着你的脖子 把你踩昏 |
| [13:04.08] | Let me tell you a story. 我告诉你一个故事 |
| [13:06.68] | When I set out to create MOSS 865, do you think it happened overnight? 我着手研发的摩斯865 你以为是一夕成功？ |
| [13:11.25] | No. There was MOSS 1 that burned down my dad's garage. 不是，摩斯一代 烧毁我爸的车库 |
| [13:15.92] | There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January. 摩斯二代只能排一月的行程表 |
| [13:20.03] | And 862 others that I learned from. 此外还有862次的失败经验 |
| [13:22.63] | Just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck. 我从这场比赛就学到 绝不能让对手踩我的脖子 |
| [13:26.63] | You didn't know that already? 你之前不知道？ |
| [13:30.37] | Look,I'm gonna get better. 我会越来越强 |
| [13:33.21] | Okay? I promise you. 好吗？我保证 |
| [13:39.05] | Just get a lot better. 要强很多 |
| [13:41.82] | Fast. 而且要快 |
| [13:45.39] | One other thing. 还有一件事 |
| [13:46.69] | Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration. 星认为你在场边 会影响我的注意力 |
| [13:52.69] | That was the problem. 对，关键就在这里 |
| [14:01.04] | -How long until Pete's fight? -About five minutes. 彼特的比赛几点开始？ 还有五分钟 |
| [14:04.17] | They're interviewing his opponent. 他们在访问他的对手 |
| [14:06.07] | Apparently,he trains by going to lran and pulling the arms off thieves. 他的训练方式是 去伊朗拔断小偷的手臂 |
| [14:11.55] | -Hot dog? -Four,please. 热狗？ 四根 |
| [14:14.32] | I'm really nervous. 我很紧张 |
| [14:16.85] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [14:20.19] | So how did it go with Bonnie? 你跟邦妮怎么样？ |
| [14:23.56] | Oh,I gotta tell you, I wasn't expecting to like her at all. 我一定要说 我没想到我会喜欢她 |
| [14:28.03] | I actually wasn't expecting to like anyone right now. 我目前根本没打算要喜欢别人 |
| [14:31.20] | But she's really terrific. 但她真的很棒 |
| [14:33.50] | It's too bad. 真糟糕 |
| [14:36.87] | No,I'm saying I liked her. 我是说我喜欢她 |
| [14:39.54] | There are other fish in the sea. 你不必单恋一枝花 |
| [14:42.71] | I think she's great,okay? We're going out again. 我觉得她很棒，我们要再见面 |
| [14:46.58] | I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else? 我听到了 你可以谈点别的吗？ |
| [14:51.62] | Which one's my turkey burger? 我的土鸡汉堡在哪里？ |
| [14:53.92] | The one next to my foot. Sorry. 在我脚边…抱歉 |
| [14:57.12] | -Fight's starting! -We'll be right in. 比赛开始了 马上进去 |
| [14:59.56] | So did your boss try to slap you again today? 你的上司今天又打你了吗？ |
| [15:02.63] | Nine times. 九次 |
| [15:04.93] | I had to put on lotion. 害我得擦润肤乳液 |
| [15:08.77] | But it'll be okay. Tomorrow,I conduct an experiment. 不过没关系 我明天要做个实验 |
| [15:11.91] | And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack-free. |
| [15:16.54] | Fight's over! 比赛结束 |
| [15:23.35] | Excuse me,Doug? 道格？ |
| [15:27.22] | Hey there,sports fan! 超级运动迷！ |
| [15:29.59] | Bing! You got those numbers for me? 宾，数据做好了吗？ |
| [15:32.26] | No. I didn't do them. 没有，我没做 |
| [15:34.46] | You forgot? 你忘了？ |
| [15:36.60] | No,I just didn't do them. 不是，我就是没做 |
| [15:39.27] | Instead,I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers. 我跟朋友出去，喝了两杯 |
| [15:43.24] | So I certainly don't deserve praise. Verbal... 所以我不值得表扬 不管是言语上… |
| [15:46.14] | ...or otherwise. 或其他方式 |
| [15:48.38] | I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home. 我昨晚也醉了 是某个美眉载我回家的 |
| [15:51.71] | Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller. 塔本吉桥变得好小 |
| [15:55.22] | That's okay. You're still my number-one guy! Bing! 没关系，你还是我的 头号爱将，宾！ |
| [15:59.00] | Doug! 道格 |
| [16:01.46] | I'm a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself. 我对你的表达方式有点不习惯 |
| [16:06.16] | Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing? 你是说我经常骂脏话？ |
| [16:08.93] | Because I gotta tell you,if it is, you can just kiss my ass! |
| [16:15.00] | It's not about the swearing. It's more about... 不是骂脏话的事，而是… |
| [16:20.74] | ...concentrate your enthusiasm... 把注意力集中在… |
| [16:25.45] | ...on my buttocks. |
| [16:29.45] | Don't get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. 别误会，我了解你的用意 |
| [16:32.59] | It's just that I have a rather sensitive posterior. |
| [16:38.26] | And besides,it's making all the other guys jealous. 而且别人都在嫉妒 |
| [16:41.76] | Well,say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up. 别再说了，你确实很有勇气 |
| [16:46.00] | Bing,you're okay. 宾，很好 |
| [16:58.28] | Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant... 你要住在满身大汗的 巨人的上衣口袋 |
| [17:02.05] | ...or inside his shower drain? 还是他的排水管里？ |
| [17:06.62] | Oh,my God. 天哪 |
| [17:08.39] | Look. It's Ross and that girl. 你看，是罗斯和那个女的 |
| [17:13.79] | Look at that! It's a line of ants! They're working as a team! 你看，有一排蚂蚁 他们在同心协力 |
| [17:20.30] | Right. Oh,yeah. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her. 他们啊 罗斯好像要跟她分手了 |
| [17:24.67] | I hope he lets her down easy. 希望他不要太狠 |
| [17:26.37] | Look at that! They are not breaking up! Look at them! 你看，他们没有要分手 |
| [17:29.58] | You know what that is? A second date,that's what that is. 那只是第二次的约会 |
| [17:33.25] | Look,she just put her hand on his thigh. 你看，她把手放到他的大腿上 |
| [17:35.75] | That's nothing. She's very sexually aggressive. 小意思，她在性方面很主动 |
| [17:38.65] | Oh,God! 天哪 |
| [17:40.00] | It's your fault. Now he loves her. He'll marry her. It's all your fault. 都是你不好，他爱上她了 他会娶她，都是你的错 |
| [17:45.43] | You said it was okay. 你自己说没关系 |
| [17:47.23] | You said she was bald! 你说她是光头 |
| [17:50.76] | Was! Was,was,was! 以前！以前… |
| [17:54.40] | We can't let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up. 我们得想个办法 我们得拆散他们 |
| [17:58.71] | Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl! 进去帮她剃光头 你欠我一个光头女 |
| [18:04.75] | Okay,first of all,breathe. 你先深呼吸 |
| [18:07.75] | Second of all,I don't get it. 再来，我实在不懂 |
| [18:10.45] | Aren't you the one that decided you didn't want to be with Ross? 不是你决定要跟罗斯分手的？ |
| [18:17.02] | Well,isn't he your friend? Don't you want him to be happy? 他不是你的朋友吗？ 你不希望他快乐吗？ |
| [18:24.93] | So? 所以？ |
| [18:30.37] | It's just,you know,I didn't expect him to be this happy so soon. 但是我没想到会这么快 |
| [18:44.65] | -Oh,no. -What? 完了 怎样？ |
| [18:45.82] | We killed them all! 它们被我们坐死了 |
| [19:03.14] | It's not as bad as it looks. It's a precaution. 没这么严重，这是以防万一 |
| [19:06.27] | I'm not supposed to move my spine. 我的脊椎骨不能动 |
| [19:11.31] | Please tell me you're stopping now. 你要放弃了吧？ |
| [19:13.58] | I'm fine. I'd fight tonight if they'd let me. 我没事，今晚要我上场都行 |
| [19:18.00] | Now,see this circle I'm marking off here? 你看这个圆 |
| [19:20.82] | This is my Zone of Terror. 这是我的“恐怖区” |
| [19:25.53] | You are insane! You've got to give this up! 你疯了，你一定要放弃 |
| [19:29.13] | I can't until I'm the Ultimate Fighter. 除非我拿到格斗冠军 |
| [19:32.27] | I will do it. 我会成功的 |
| [19:33.67] | The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight... 总有一天 小朋友会争辩我和超人… |
| [19:38.17] | ...me or Superman. 谁会打赢 |
| [19:41.94] | Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid. 我赢不过超人 不过小孩子都很笨 |
| [19:46.21] | Just sit down. 你先坐下 |
| [19:47.68] | Please listen to me. 听我说 |
| [19:49.78] | You are terrible at this,okay? You are the worst Ultimate Fighter ever. 你打得很烂，你是史上 最烂的终极格斗手 |
| [19:55.29] | Ever! 最烂的 |
| [19:57.66] | I have a torn rotator cuff,a hairline fracture in my right forearm... 我的肌腱套破裂 右前臂有轻微骨折 |
| [20:11.71] | Well,then,you know what? 那么你知道吗？ |
| [20:16.04] | I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this. 我没办法看你这样伤害自己 |
| [20:20.68] | So if you have to do this, you'll have to do it without me. 要是你非打不可 我就不奉陪了 |
| [20:24.59] | If you're asking me to quit... 如果你要我放弃 |
| [20:26.82] | ...then you're asking me to be someone I'm not. 就是要我违背本性 |
| [20:29.89] | I've got to do this. 我非打不可 |
| [20:35.70] | Then I've gotta go. 那我要走了 |
| [20:39.40] | Bye. 再见 |
| [20:48.68] | Could you leave a note? I'm on painkillers... 你可以留张字条吗？ 我服了止痛药 |
| [20:51.04] | ...and I might not remember this tomorrow. 明天可能会忘记这件事 |
| [20:58.62] | So,in conclusion,the lines all go up,so I'm happy. 总而言之，曲线节节上升 我很满意 |
| [21:04.52] | Great job,team! Tomorrow at 8:30. 干得好，明天八点半见 |
| [21:07.46] | Phil,nice job! Stevens,way to go! 菲尔，干得好 史蒂芬，漂亮 |
| [21:10.73] | Goldberg,you maniac! 戈博，你这个疯子 |
| [21:13.20] | I love you! 我爱你 |
| [21:18.07] | -Couldn't have done it without you. -Thank you,sir. 宾，没有你可不行 谢谢 |
| [21:21.07] | Oh,excuse me. 抱歉 |
| [21:22.58] | I forgot my briefcase,you know, by accident. 我忘了拿公事包，不小心的 |
| [21:26.58] | Of course,you did. Forgot something else too,you bastard! 当然是不小心的 你还忘了一件事 |
| [21:32.79] | Well,what about you? 你呢？ |
| [21:35.12] | You're not feeling left out,are you? 不会觉得被冷落了吧？ |
| [21:38.93] | No,not at all. That's ridiculous. 一点也不会，开什么玩笑 |
| [21:41.80] | Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don't you? 大家都有 你也想来一下，对吧？ |
| [21:48.34] | Yes,I do. 没错 |
| [21:49.94] | Now,get on out of here,you! 给我滚吧 |
| [21:57.34] | Pete Becker circles the ring. 彼特贝克绕着格斗场 |
| [21:59.31] | Looks like he's just trying to feel him out. 似乎想弄清楚自己的情势 |
| [22:03.78] | Run,you crazy,rich freak! 快逃啊，死有钱人 |
| [22:08.09] | I can't watch this. 我不敢看 |
| [22:09.62] | Check it out! Pete's winning! 你看，彼特要赢了 |
| [22:11.49] | Really? 真的？ |
| [22:16.03] | Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area! “重伤害”把贝克打倒在地 向他最喜欢的部位进攻 |
| [22:22.27] | Wait! If that's his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it? 既然是最喜欢的部位 为何要下这种毒手？ |
| [22:26.84] | This is ironic. 真是讽刺 |
| [22:28.34] | Your last boyfriend,Richard, didn't want to have kids. 你的前任男友李察不想生小孩 |
| [22:31.28] | And from the looks of it, now Pete can't. 现在看情况，彼特是不能生 |
| [06:41.-3] | Average height... bu gao bu ai |
| [07:10.-3] | We' re adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training? wo men you jia pai jie xian sheng zhuan xin xun lian, hao ma? |
| [08:06.-4] | No boomboom before big fight! da sai zhi qian bu zhun hei xiu |
| [10:07.-2] | I' m telling you, I need some smacks. gao su ni, wo xu yao bei da |
| [16:18.-2] | ... the way that you occasionally... ni ou er hui |
| [20:02.-3] | ... and a severely bruised Adam' s apple, but that really hurt. hou jie yan zhong yu shang dan ni de hua zui shang ren |
| [22:02.-1] | Bruiser is charging! " zhong shang hai" jin gong le |
| [00:02.13] | Do you think there' s a town in Missouri or someplace... hui bu hui you nei ge di fang you ge cheng zhen |
| [00:05.77] | ... called Sample? ming jiao" yang ben"? |
| [00:07.40] | And as you' re driving into the town, there' s a sign and it says: dang ni kai che qu na li biao zhi shang hui xie zhe |
| [00:11.57] | " You' re in Sample." " ni zai yang ben li" |
| [00:17.88] | How did it go with Pete? Tell us. ni gen bi te zen yang le? kuai shuo |
| [00:20.08] | You' re not gonna believe this. So I go ni men yi ding bu hui xiang xin, wo qu |
| [00:22.62] | I' m sorry. Excuse us. hen bao qian |
| [00:27.89] | It' s a little crowded. Do you mind? Could you skooch? dian li you dian ji, ke yi yi qi zuo ma? nuo yi xia |
| [00:31.26] | Move over just a little bit. shao wei nuo yi xia |
| [00:34.30] | IKeep on skooching. zai nuo |
| [00:37.17] | So, guys, listen. I go over there and, you know, I' m zong zhi wo qu zhao ta, ran hou |
| [00:40.90] | Why? What is wrong with me? wei shi me? wo na li bu hao? |
| [00:43.14] | What' s the matter? Tim... zen me le? ti mu |
| [00:45.24] | ... I have a feeling... wo you yi zhong gan jue |
| [00:47.18] | ... my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist. wo lao po he ta de fu ke yi sheng you yi tui |
| [00:53.75] | How do you know? ni zen me zhi dao? |
| [00:55.25] | He' s got access. I know. ta you guan dao wo zhi dao |
| [00:58.85] | It' s a feeling you get. wo jiu shi gan jue de dao |
| [01:00.66] | Like when you' re in somebody else' s bowling shoes? jiu xiang chuan dao bie ren de bao ling qiu xie? |
| [01:03.12] | That' s the one. mei cuo |
| [01:05.69] | So you went to Pete' s. What happened? ni qu le bi te jia ran hou ne? |
| [01:08.33] | Why is this happening to me? wo wei shi me zhe me dao mei? |
| [01:10.90] | Maybe it' s my wound. ye xu shi wo de shang kou hai de |
| [01:12.93] | Forget it. suan le |
| [01:15.70] | It' s not healed yet? ni de shang hai mei hao? |
| [01:17.37] | It' s oozing! ta yi zhi zai shen xue |
| [01:19.24] | Would you pass the cream? There' s the cream. qing ba nai jing gei wo zai na bian |
| [01:21.91] | Thank you very much. xie xie ni |
| [01:24.38] | Tomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me. tang ma si, wo xiang qin kou gao su ni |
| [01:28.55] | What is it? I' ve been sleeping with your wife. shen me shi? shi wo gen ni lao po you yi tui |
| [01:31.49] | You' re the gynecologist? ni shi ta de fu ke yi sheng? |
| [01:32.82] | I' m trying to have a private conversation. wo zai tan si shi |
| [01:37.26] | Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin? wo yao zhi jin, qing na gei wo |
| [01:40.36] | Just give me the thing, all right? na lai la! |
| [01:44.23] | Enough! gou le |
| [01:45.37] | And you are no longer my friend! ni bu shi wo de peng you le |
| [01:47.90] | We are finished! Nada! No more! wo men en duan yi jue! yi dao liang duan! |
| [01:50.17] | You are a bastard for doing that! ni jing ran zuo zhe zhong shi |
| [01:52.37] | Stay away from me! li wo yuan yi dian |
| [01:54.71] | Come back! ni hui lai |
| [02:04.09] | So what were you gonna tell us? ni gang cai yao shuo shi mo? |
| [02:07.89] | I have no idea. wo wang le |
| [02:11.36] | The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion ben ji bo chu:" dou zhen ju le bu" |
| [03:00.58] | What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you? bi te xiang gao su ni shen me da xiao xi? |
| [03:03.48] | Or should I say," Mrs. Monica Becker"? wo gai jiao ni mo ni ka bei ke tai tai ma? |
| [03:06.48] | Oh, keep your name. Don' t take his name. bao liu ni de xing, bu yao guan ta de xing |
| [03:09.15] | He didn' t ask me to marry him. ta mei you xiang wo qiu hun |
| [03:11.42] | Then definitely don' t take his name! na jue dui bu yao guan ta de xing |
| [03:15.36] | He wanted to tell me he' s going to compete in some Ultimate... ta yao can jia yi ge shen me |
| [03:19.03] | ... Fighting Competition thingy. zhong ji ge dou bi sai |
| [03:21.03] | Pete? Why? What is it? bi te? na shi shen me? |
| [03:23.67] | I don' t know exactly. It' s sort of like wrestling. wo ye bu qing chu, you dian xiang shuai jiao |
| [03:27.57] | But without the costumes. dan bu yong chuan biao yan fu |
| [03:30.74] | And it' s not fake. It' s totally brutal. na shi wan zhen de, fei chang ye man |
| [03:33.17] | It' s two guys in the ring and the rules are," There are no rules"! liang ge ren zai chang zhong si sha gui ze shi mei you gui ze |
| [03:38.21] | You can bite and pull people' s hair and stuff? ke yi yao ren che bie ren de tou fa? |
| [03:41.02] | Anything goes except eyegouging and fishhooking. dou ke yi, chu le chuo yan jing he yu gou shou |
| [03:44.52] | What' s fishhooking? What' s fishhook shen me shi yu gou shou? jiu shi |
| [03:49.56] | Thanks. That would have been hard to describe. xie le, bu ran hai zhen nan xing rong |
| [03:52.89] | What is that taste? shen me wei dao? |
| [03:55.10] | My hands are totally clean. I just gave the duck a bath. wo de shou hen gan jing wo gang bang ya zi xi wan zao |
| [04:02.54] | Thanks for the warm welcome. xie xie ge wei de re lie huan ying |
| [04:04.31] | It' s good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do too. hen gao xing you ge wei de jia ru wo yao da zhan shen shou, xi wang ni men ye shi |
| [04:08.94] | Let' s go out there and get them! And remember: qu gei ta men hao kan ba, ji zhu |
| [04:11.65] | There is no " I" in " team." tuan dui dang zhong mei you ge ren |
| [04:14.45] | Yes, but there' s two in " martini." So, everybody, back to my office. jiu hou bu ren zhang, hui wo na li qu ba |
| [04:19.45] | You! Chuckles. What' s your name? na ge xi pi xiao lian de, ni jiao shen me? |
| [04:22.56] | It' s Bing, sir. I' m sorry. I was just.... wo shi bin, hen bao qian, wo zhi shi |
| [04:24.89] | No, no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny. wo ting dao ni shuo de hua le hen you qu, wo xi huan |
| [04:28.60] | This team' s about hard work, but it' s also about having fun. wo men yao nu li, ye yao jin xing |
| [04:31.67] | Good to have you aboard, Bing! hen gao xing you ni jia ru, bin |
| [04:40.91] | That' s right. Ryder. dui, rui de |
| [04:43.14] | Winona Ryder for six. wei nuo na rui de yao ding liu ge wei zi |
| [04:48.12] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [04:49.32] | Yeah. We have the reservations. ding dao wei zi le |
| [04:52.32] | All right, buddy! Way to go! gan de hao |
| [04:57.00] | Dude, what are you doing? lao xiong, ni gan shen me? |
| [04:59.00] | Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt, and acting like it' s no big deal. shuo de hao, wo shang si yi zhi pai wo hai yi lian bu zai hu |
| [05:03.63] | What' d you do about it? na ni zen me ban? |
| [05:05.37] | I didn' t do anything. I didn' t want to be the guy... mei zen me ban, wo bu xiang dang |
| [05:08.37] | ... who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom. dui shang si you yi jian de ren |
| [05:12.11] | I gotta tell you, I think it' s okay to be that guy. wo jue de dang na ge ren wu suo wei |
| [05:16.44] | Maybe it' s that jock thing. ye xu ta zai xue yun dong yuan |
| [05:18.11] | You know, how football players pat each other after touchdowns. zu qiu yuan da zhen zhi hou dou hui pai lai pai qu |
| [05:24.15] | You know, I don' t understand guys. wo shi zai bu liao jie nan ren |
| [05:26.55] | I mean, I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew... wo yao cheng zan mo ni ka zhu de dun cai hao chi |
| [05:30.19] | ... by, you know, grabbing her boob. |
| [05:34.30] | I know. For a really great stew, you' d just... ru guo zhen de hen hao chi |
| [05:36.73] | ... stick your head in between them. ying gai zhi jie ba lian mai jin qu |
| [05:40.23] | Can we please go eat? ke yi chi fan le ma? |
| [05:41.90] | Yeah, what are we getting? Anything but stew. yao chi shen me? bu yao chi dun cai jiu hao |
| [05:46.01] | So from now on, don' t give your boss a chance to get you. cong jin yi hou bie rang ni de shang si dai dao ji hui |
| [05:49.74] | Don' t turn your back to him. bie ba bei bu dui zhe ta |
| [05:52.08] | Or you could teach him a lesson, you know? ni ye ke yi gei ta yi ge jiao xun |
| [05:54.88] | What you do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right? |
| [05:59.69] | Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell. ta pai le ni zhi hou, shou jiu hui hen chou |
| [06:05.89] | Now, what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad? you shen me hen chou de dong xi ke yi na lai tu? |
| [06:12.50] | What if Joey was President? ru guo qiao yi shi zong tong gai zen me ban? |
| [06:17.94] | Can I ask you something? neng bu neng wen ni yi jian shi? |
| [06:20.04] | Okay, you can totally say no... ni ke yi fan dui |
| [06:22.01] | ... but would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date? wo ke yi bang luo si jie shao nv peng you ma? |
| [06:28.25] | With who? shui? |
| [06:29.38] | My friend Bonnie. She always thought Ross was cute... wo de peng you bang ni ta yi zhi jue de luo si hen ke ai |
| [06:32.42] | ... and she asked if I could set it up. wen wo neng bu neng qian xian |
| [06:35.26] | But if that' s not cool.... Which one is Bonnie? ru guo ni hui zai yi bang ni shi na yi ge? |
| [06:38.23] | You remember her from my birthday party? ta lai can jia guo wo de qing sheng hui |
| [06:43.30] | ... medium build, bald.... bu shou bu pang, li guang tou |
| [06:49.40] | That' s fine. mei guan xi |
| [06:51.44] | Great! Okay! Good for you! All right! tai bang le, hen hao |
| [07:00.28] | You are iron! You are steel! ni shi tie! ni shi gang! |
| [07:03.82] | Let me ask you, how come when I call your computer support line... wo wen ni wei he da qu ni de dian nao ke fu bu |
| [07:07.59] | ... I have to wait an hour and a half? de deng shang yi ge ban xiao shi? |
| [07:13.63] | It' s just hard when I know I have email I can' t get. yi xiang dao you you jian que shou bu dao wo jiu xin fan |
| [07:23.17] | Hi, honey. qin ai de |
| [07:24.27] | On the table. On the table, please. pa shang qu |
| [07:30.01] | So listen, my friends were telling me a little bit about... wo de peng you gen wo tan dao |
| [07:33.45] | ... this Ultimate Fighting thing. zhong ji ge dou de shi |
| [07:35.48] | It sounds really dangerous. ting qi lai hen wei xian |
| [07:37.69] | I don' t want you to get hurt because I kind of like you. wo bu xi wang ni shou shang yin wei wo man xi huan ni de |
| [07:41.00] | I don' t want to get hurt either. I' m being smart about this. wo ye bu xiang shou shang, wo hen jing ming |
| [07:44.66] | See these guys? They' re the best trainers in the world. ni kan zhei xie ren ta men shi shi jie ding jian de jiao lian |
| [07:47.93] | And Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. xing yi qian shi zhi ye sha shou |
| [07:51.53] | A house painter! He used to be a house painter! fen shua gong ren, ta yi qian shi fen shua gong ren |
| [07:56.70] | Promise me you' ll be careful. I promise. da ying wo yi ding yao xiao xin wo da ying ni |
| [07:59.71] | Are we still on for tonight? Good. Because... jin wan zhao jiu ma? na hao, yin wei |
| [08:02.94] | ... maybe we could have a little workout of our own. wo men ye ke yi lai yun dong yi xia |
| [08:12.69] | How about just a boom? neng bu neng" hei" jiu hao? |
| [08:18.69] | That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel... zhen ling ren ju sang gang cai mai ying mian bao gei wo de |
| [08:21.20] | ... from one of the kids from Fame. shi" ming yang si hai" de yan yuan |
| [08:24.20] | Ready to go to the movies? Oh, this is Bonnie! ke yi qu kan dian ying le ma? zhe shi bang ni |
| [08:29.50] | This is Bonnie? zhe shi bang ni? |
| [08:30.91] | This is Bonnie? You' re Bonnie? zhe shi bang ni? ni shi bang ni? |
| [08:33.07] | I can show you an l. D. if you want. wo ke yi na shen fen zheng gei ni kan |
| [08:36.21] | Oh, no. You look a lot different than the last time I saw you. bu shi, ni gen shang ci jian mian cha hen duo |
| [08:40.52] | Oh, yeah. Well, I just started wearing bras again. shi a, wo you kai shi dai xiong zhao le |
| [08:44.19] | Oh, that must be it. yi ding shi zhe ge yuan yin |
| [08:47.49] | Have fun tonight. zhu ni men wan de yu kuai |
| [08:48.92] | Thanks. You too. xie le, ni men ye shi |
| [08:56.90] | You said she was bald. ni shuo ta shi guang tou |
| [08:58.40] | She was bald. She' s not now. yi qian shi, xian zai bu shi |
| [09:02.27] | How could you not tell me she has hair? ni zen me mei shuo ta you chang tou fa? |
| [09:04.41] | I don' t know. I hardly ever say that about people. wo hen shao ti dao bie ren you chang tou fa |
| [09:07.54] | Oh, well this is just perfect! zhen shi shuai dai le |
| [09:10.08] | Well, I' m sorry. I thought you said it was okay. dui bu qi, ni bu shi shuo mei guan xi? |
| [09:13.25] | I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. yin wei wo yi wei ta shi ge guang tou guai nv ren |
| [09:17.92] | That girl has got hair all over her head! ta man tou dou shi tou fa |
| [09:22.92] | Maybe Ross won' t like her personality. Does she have a bad personality? ye xu luo si bu hui xi huan ta de ge xing ta de ge xing bu hao ma? |
| [09:27.30] | Oh, no, Bonnie' s the best! bu, bang ni zui sui he le |
| [09:35.14] | Bing! bin |
| [09:38.21] | Read your CompuTek proposal. Real home run. wo kan guo ni de qi hua an le fei chang jing cai |
| [09:42.54] | Barely got you that time. Get over here! mei you da zhong, zhan guo lai |
| [09:46.21] | Come on. kuai dian |
| [09:47.65] | Oh, yeah! Good one. gan de hao |
| [09:49.48] | That was a good one. IKeep at it, team! zhe ci biao xian de hen hao, yao bao chi |
| [09:53.62] | What is with him? " With him"? ta shi zen me gao de? zen me gao de? |
| [09:55.56] | You' re his favorite. You' re his guy! ni shi ta de ai jiang |
| [09:58.16] | We never get smacked. wo men mei you bei da guo |
| [10:01.23] | That' s not true. He smacked you once. mei zhe hui shi, ta da guo ni yi ci |
| [10:03.50] | Not on purpose. He ricocheted off you and got me. na shi qiao he ta da wan ni zhi hou dan dao wo |
| [10:10.61] | I got a kid starting Dartmouth. wo you ge xiao hai yao shang da te mao si hai jun xue yuan |
| [10:12.67] | Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks! da te mao si? shui zai shang da te mao si? na li xun bi le |
| [10:15.74] | You go to Dartmouth? No, sir. ni shang da te mao si? bu shi |
| [10:17.48] | There you go! na jiu hao |
| [10:27.46] | God, Ross! What is that? na shi shen me? |
| [10:29.29] | The Ultimate Fighting Combo. zhong ji ge dou chao zhi can |
| [10:31.13] | I saved 30 cents. Plus, I get to keep the cup. sheng 30 mao, hai ke yi shou cang bei zi |
| [10:36.60] | From New York City, New York... lai zi niu yue zhou, niu yue shi |
| [10:39.13] | ... appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut... shou ci can jia zhong ji ge dou guan jun sai |
| [10:43.54] | ... he' s known for his confrontational business style! ta zai shang chang shang yi qiang ying zhe cheng |
| [10:48.44] | Ladies and gentlemen, introducing... ge wei xian sheng nv shi, rang wo men huan ying |
| [10:52.11] | ... Pete Becker! bi te bei ke |
| [11:00.29] | I love you, Pete! bi te, wo ai ni |
| [11:05.79] | And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California... ta de dui shou lai zi jia zhou heng ding dun tan |
| [11:10.03] | ... he' s a 300pound streetfighter... zhong da 300 bang de jie tou bo ji hao shou |
| [11:14.30] | ... Tank Abbott! tan ke ai bo te |
| [11:29.58] | Pete? bi te |
| [11:30.65] | Pete? bi te |
| [11:31.89] | That guy' s pretty huge. Don' t worry. na jia huo hao kui wu ni fang xin |
| [11:34.36] | I' ll use his strength and weight against him. wo hui yong ta de li liang fan ji ta |
| [11:37.09] | Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble. na ta de ma fan da le |
| [11:46.43] | You go get him. Let' s go! da dao ta, jia you |
| [11:49.57] | Here we go, gentlemen. liang wei, lai ba |
| [11:51.51] | Are you ready? zhun bei hao le ma? |
| [11:55.94] | Are you ready? Then let' s get it on! zhun bei hao le ma? kai zhan ba |
| [12:20.77] | It' s me. shi wo |
| [12:22.87] | Monica. mo ni ka |
| [12:27.38] | Can I just tell you how proud I am of you? wo zhen de hen yi ni wei rong |
| [12:30.18] | It would be nice after hearing 20, 000 people chant," You suck!" zhen wo xin, gang cai you liang wan ren ma wo xun |
| [12:35.42] | I thought you were nuts at first... wo yuan ben jue de ni feng le |
| [12:37.65] | ... but you did it. dan shi ni zuo dao le |
| [12:39.62] | Now you can just look back at this with no regrets. xian zai ni ke yi liao wu yi han le |
| [12:42.82] | Look back? liao wu yi han? |
| [12:45.09] | You' re not gonna keep going? ni bu shi hai yao da ba? |
| [12:47.33] | Let me ask you a question: Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion? wo wen ni yi jian shi wo shi zhong ji ge dou guan jun ma? |
| [12:53.17] | Well, no. But bu shi, dan shi |
| [12:55.14] | I' m not gonna stop until I' m the Ultimate Fighting Champion. bu dang shang guan jun, wo jue bu ba xiu |
| [12:59.47] | That guy stood on your neck until you passed out. na jia huo cai zhe ni de bo zi ba ni cai hun |
| [13:04.08] | Let me tell you a story. wo gao su ni yi ge gu shi |
| [13:06.68] | When I set out to create MOSS 865, do you think it happened overnight? wo zhuo shou yan fa de mo si 865 ni yi wei shi yi xi cheng gong? |
| [13:11.25] | No. There was MOSS 1 that burned down my dad' s garage. bu shi, mo si yi dai shao hui wo ba de che ku |
| [13:15.92] | There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January. mo si er dai zhi neng pai yi yue de xing cheng biao |
| [13:20.03] | And 862 others that I learned from. ci wai hai you 862 ci de shi bai jing yan |
| [13:22.63] | Just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck. wo cong zhe chang bi sai jiu xue dao jue bu neng rang dui shou cai wo de bo zi |
| [13:26.63] | You didn' t know that already? ni zhi qian bu zhi dao? |
| [13:30.37] | Look, I' m gonna get better. wo hui yue lai yue qiang |
| [13:33.21] | Okay? I promise you. hao ma? wo bao zheng |
| [13:39.05] | Just get a lot better. yao qiang hen duo |
| [13:41.82] | Fast. er qie yao kuai |
| [13:45.39] | One other thing. hai you yi jian shi |
| [13:46.69] | Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration. xing ren wei ni zai chang bian hui ying xiang wo de zhu yi li |
| [13:52.69] | That was the problem. dui, guan jian jiu zai zhe li |
| [14:01.04] | How long until Pete' s fight? About five minutes. bi te de bi sai ji dian kai shi? hai you wu fen zhong |
| [14:04.17] | They' re interviewing his opponent. ta men zai fang wen ta de dui shou |
| [14:06.07] | Apparently, he trains by going to lran and pulling the arms off thieves. ta de xun lian fang shi shi qu yi lang ba duan xiao tou de shou bi |
| [14:11.55] | Hot dog? Four, please. re gou? si gen |
| [14:14.32] | I' m really nervous. wo hen jin zhang |
| [14:16.85] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [14:20.19] | So how did it go with Bonnie? ni gen bang ni zen me yang? |
| [14:23.56] | Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn' t expecting to like her at all. wo yi ding yao shuo wo mei xiang dao wo hui xi huan ta |
| [14:28.03] | I actually wasn' t expecting to like anyone right now. wo mu qian gen ben mei da suan yao xi huan bie ren |
| [14:31.20] | But she' s really terrific. dan ta zhen de hen bang |
| [14:33.50] | It' s too bad. zhen zao gao |
| [14:36.87] | No, I' m saying I liked her. wo shi shuo wo xi huan ta |
| [14:39.54] | There are other fish in the sea. ni bu bi dan lian yi zhi hua |
| [14:42.71] | I think she' s great, okay? We' re going out again. wo jue de ta hen bang, wo men yao zai jian mian |
| [14:46.58] | I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else? wo ting dao le ni ke yi tan dian bie de ma? |
| [14:51.62] | Which one' s my turkey burger? wo de tu ji han bao zai na li? |
| [14:53.92] | The one next to my foot. Sorry. zai wo jiao bian bao qian |
| [14:57.12] | Fight' s starting! We' ll be right in. bi sai kai shi le ma shang jin qu |
| [14:59.56] | So did your boss try to slap you again today? ni de shang si jin tian you da ni le ma? |
| [15:02.63] | Nine times. jiu ci |
| [15:04.93] | I had to put on lotion. hai wo de ca run fu ru ye |
| [15:08.77] | But it' ll be okay. Tomorrow, I conduct an experiment. bu guo mei guan xi wo ming tian yao zuo ge shi yan |
| [15:11.91] | And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smackfree. |
| [15:16.54] | Fight' s over! bi sai jie shu |
| [15:23.35] | Excuse me, Doug? dao ge? |
| [15:27.22] | Hey there, sports fan! chao ji yun dong mi! |
| [15:29.59] | Bing! You got those numbers for me? bin, shu ju zuo hao le ma? |
| [15:32.26] | No. I didn' t do them. mei you, wo mei zuo |
| [15:34.46] | You forgot? ni wang le? |
| [15:36.60] | No, I just didn' t do them. bu shi, wo jiu shi mei zuo |
| [15:39.27] | Instead, I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers. wo gen peng you chu qu, he le liang bei |
| [15:43.24] | So I certainly don' t deserve praise. Verbal... suo yi wo bu zhi de biao yang bu guan shi yan yu shang |
| [15:46.14] | ... or otherwise. huo qi ta fang shi |
| [15:48.38] | I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home. wo zuo wan ye zui le shi mou ge mei mei zai wo hui jia de |
| [15:51.71] | Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller. ta ben ji qiao bian de hao xiao |
| [15:55.22] | That' s okay. You' re still my numberone guy! Bing! mei guan xi, ni hai shi wo de tou hao ai jiang, bin! |
| [15:59.00] | Doug! dao ge |
| [16:01.46] | I' m a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself. wo dui ni de biao da fang shi you dian bu xi guan |
| [16:06.16] | Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing? ni shi shuo wo jing chang ma zang hua? |
| [16:08.93] | Because I gotta tell you, if it is, you can just kiss my ass! |
| [16:15.00] | It' s not about the swearing. It' s more about... bu shi ma zang hua de shi, er shi |
| [16:20.74] | ... concentrate your enthusiasm... ba zhu yi li ji zhong zai |
| [16:25.45] | ... on my buttocks. |
| [16:29.45] | Don' t get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. bie wu hui, wo liao jie ni de yong yi |
| [16:32.59] | It' s just that I have a rather sensitive posterior. |
| [16:38.26] | And besides, it' s making all the other guys jealous. er qie bie ren dou zai ji du |
| [16:41.76] | Well, say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up. bie zai shuo le, ni que shi hen you yong qi |
| [16:46.00] | Bing, you' re okay. bin, hen hao |
| [16:58.28] | Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant... ni yao zhu zai man shen da han de ju ren de shang yi kou dai |
| [17:02.05] | ... or inside his shower drain? hai shi ta de pai shui guan li? |
| [17:06.62] | Oh, my God. tian na |
| [17:08.39] | Look. It' s Ross and that girl. ni kan, shi luo si he na ge nv de |
| [17:13.79] | Look at that! It' s a line of ants! They' re working as a team! ni kan, you yi pai ma yi ta men zai tong xin xie li |
| [17:20.30] | Right. Oh, yeah. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her. ta men a luo si hao xiang yao gen ta fen shou le |
| [17:24.67] | I hope he lets her down easy. xi wang ta bu yao tai hen |
| [17:26.37] | Look at that! They are not breaking up! Look at them! ni kan, ta men mei you yao fen shou |
| [17:29.58] | You know what that is? A second date, that' s what that is. na zhi shi di er ci de yue hui |
| [17:33.25] | Look, she just put her hand on his thigh. ni kan, ta ba shou fang dao ta de da tui shang |
| [17:35.75] | That' s nothing. She' s very sexually aggressive. xiao yi si, ta zai xing fang mian hen zhu dong |
| [17:38.65] | Oh, God! tian na |
| [17:40.00] | It' s your fault. Now he loves her. He' ll marry her. It' s all your fault. dou shi ni bu hao, ta ai shang ta le ta hui qu ta, dou shi ni de cuo |
| [17:45.43] | You said it was okay. ni zi ji shuo mei guan xi |
| [17:47.23] | You said she was bald! ni shuo ta shi guang tou |
| [17:50.76] | Was! Was, was, was! yi qian! yi qian |
| [17:54.40] | We can' t let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up. wo men de xiang ge ban fa wo men de chai san ta men |
| [17:58.71] | Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl! jin qu bang ta ti guang tou ni qian wo yi ge guang tou nv |
| [18:04.75] | Okay, first of all, breathe. ni xian shen hu xi |
| [18:07.75] | Second of all, I don' t get it. zai lai, wo shi zai bu dong |
| [18:10.45] | Aren' t you the one that decided you didn' t want to be with Ross? bu shi ni jue ding yao gen luo si fen shou de? |
| [18:17.02] | Well, isn' t he your friend? Don' t you want him to be happy? ta bu shi ni de peng you ma? ni bu xi wang ta kuai le ma? |
| [18:24.93] | So? suo yi? |
| [18:30.37] | It' s just, you know, I didn' t expect him to be this happy so soon. dan shi wo mei xiang dao hui zhe me kuai |
| [18:44.65] | Oh, no. What? wan le zen yang? |
| [18:45.82] | We killed them all! ta men bei wo men zuo si le |
| [19:03.14] | It' s not as bad as it looks. It' s a precaution. mei zhe me yan zhong, zhe shi yi fang wan yi |
| [19:06.27] | I' m not supposed to move my spine. wo de ji zhui gu bu neng dong |
| [19:11.31] | Please tell me you' re stopping now. ni yao fang qi le ba? |
| [19:13.58] | I' m fine. I' d fight tonight if they' d let me. wo mei shi, jin wan yao wo shang chang dou xing |
| [19:18.00] | Now, see this circle I' m marking off here? ni kan zhe ge yuan |
| [19:20.82] | This is my Zone of Terror. zhe shi wo de" kong bu qu" |
| [19:25.53] | You are insane! You' ve got to give this up! ni feng le, ni yi ding yao fang qi |
| [19:29.13] | I can' t until I' m the Ultimate Fighter. chu fei wo na dao ge dou guan jun |
| [19:32.27] | I will do it. wo hui cheng gong de |
| [19:33.67] | The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight... zong you yi tian xiao peng you hui zheng bian wo he chao ren |
| [19:38.17] | ... me or Superman. shui hui da ying |
| [19:41.94] | Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid. wo ying bu guo chao ren bu guo xiao hai zi dou hen ben |
| [19:46.21] | Just sit down. ni xian zuo xia |
| [19:47.68] | Please listen to me. ting wo shuo |
| [19:49.78] | You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst Ultimate Fighter ever. ni da de hen lan, ni shi shi shang zui lan de zhong ji ge dou shou |
| [19:55.29] | Ever! zui lan de |
| [19:57.66] | I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm... wo de ji jian tao po lie you qian bi you qing wei gu zhe |
| [20:11.71] | Well, then, you know what? na me ni zhi dao ma? |
| [20:16.04] | I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this. wo mei ban fa kan ni zhe yang shang hai zi ji |
| [20:20.68] | So if you have to do this, you' ll have to do it without me. yao shi ni fei da bu ke wo jiu bu feng pei le |
| [20:24.59] | If you' re asking me to quit... ru guo ni yao wo fang qi |
| [20:26.82] | ... then you' re asking me to be someone I' m not. jiu shi yao wo wei bei ben xing |
| [20:29.89] | I' ve got to do this. wo fei da bu ke |
| [20:35.70] | Then I' ve gotta go. na wo yao zou le |
| [20:39.40] | Bye. zai jian |
| [20:48.68] | Could you leave a note? I' m on painkillers... ni ke yi liu zhang zi tiao ma? wo fu le zhi tong yao |
| [20:51.04] | ... and I might not remember this tomorrow. ming tian ke neng hui wang ji zhe jian shi |
| [20:58.62] | So, in conclusion, the lines all go up, so I' m happy. zong er yan zhi, qu xian jie jie shang sheng wo hen man yi |
| [21:04.52] | Great job, team! Tomorrow at 8: 30. gan de hao, ming tian ba dian ban jian |
| [21:07.46] | Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go! fei er, gan de hao shi di fen, piao liang |
| [21:10.73] | Goldberg, you maniac! ge bo, ni zhe ge feng zi |
| [21:13.20] | I love you! wo ai ni |
| [21:18.07] | Couldn' t have done it without you. Thank you, sir. bin, mei you ni ke bu xing xie xie |
| [21:21.07] | Oh, excuse me. bao qian |
| [21:22.58] | I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident. wo wang le na gong shi bao, bu xiao xin de |
| [21:26.58] | Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard! dang ran shi bu xiao xin de ni hai wang le yi jian shi |
| [21:32.79] | Well, what about you? ni ne? |
| [21:35.12] | You' re not feeling left out, are you? bu hui jue de bei leng luo le ba? |
| [21:38.93] | No, not at all. That' s ridiculous. yi dian ye bu hui, kai shen me wan xiao |
| [21:41.80] | Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don' t you? da jia dou you ni ye xiang lai yi xia, dui ba? |
| [21:48.34] | Yes, I do. mei cuo |
| [21:49.94] | Now, get on out of here, you! gei wo gun ba |
| [21:57.34] | Pete Becker circles the ring. bi te bei ke rao zhe ge dou chang |
| [21:59.31] | Looks like he' s just trying to feel him out. si hu xiang nong qing chu zi ji de qing shi |
| [22:03.78] | Run, you crazy, rich freak! kuai tao a, si you qian ren |
| [22:08.09] | I can' t watch this. wo bu gan kan |
| [22:09.62] | Check it out! Pete' s winning! ni kan, bi te yao ying le |
| [22:11.49] | Really? zhen de? |
| [22:16.03] | Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area! " zhong shang hai" ba bei ke da dao zai di xiang ta zui xi huan de bu wei jin gong |
| [22:22.27] | Wait! If that' s his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it? ji ran shi zui xi huan de bu wei wei he yao xia zhe zhong du shou? |
| [22:26.84] | This is ironic. zhen shi feng ci |
| [22:28.34] | Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn' t want to have kids. ni de qian ren nan you li cha bu xiang sheng xiao hai |
| [22:31.28] | And from the looks of it, now Pete can' t. xian zai kan qing kuang, bi te shi bu neng sheng |
| [06:41.-3] | Average height... bù gāo bù ǎi |
| [07:10.-3] | We' re adding operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training? wǒ men yǒu jiā pài jiē xiàn shēng zhuān xīn xùn liàn, hǎo ma? |
| [08:06.-4] | No boomboom before big fight! dà sài zhī qián bù zhǔn hēi xiū |
| [10:07.-2] | I' m telling you, I need some smacks. gào sù nǐ, wǒ xū yào bèi dǎ |
| [16:18.-2] | ... the way that you occasionally... nǐ ǒu ěr huì |
| [20:02.-3] | ... and a severely bruised Adam' s apple, but that really hurt. hóu jié yán zhòng yū shāng dàn nǐ de huà zuì shāng rén |
| [22:02.-1] | Bruiser is charging! " zhòng shāng hài" jìn gōng le |
| [00:02.13] | Do you think there' s a town in Missouri or someplace... huì bú huì yǒu něi gè dì fāng yǒu gè chéng zhèn |
| [00:05.77] | ... called Sample? míng jiào" yàng běn"? |
| [00:07.40] | And as you' re driving into the town, there' s a sign and it says: dāng nǐ kāi chē qù nà lǐ biāo zhì shàng huì xiě zhe |
| [00:11.57] | " You' re in Sample." " nǐ zài yàng běn lǐ" |
| [00:17.88] | How did it go with Pete? Tell us. nǐ gēn bǐ tè zěn yàng le? kuài shuō |
| [00:20.08] | You' re not gonna believe this. So I go nǐ men yí dìng bú huì xiāng xìn, wǒ qù |
| [00:22.62] | I' m sorry. Excuse us. hěn bào qiàn |
| [00:27.89] | It' s a little crowded. Do you mind? Could you skooch? diàn lǐ yǒu diǎn jǐ, kě yǐ yì qǐ zuò ma? nuó yī xià |
| [00:31.26] | Move over just a little bit. shāo wēi nuó yī xià |
| [00:34.30] | IKeep on skooching. zài nuó |
| [00:37.17] | So, guys, listen. I go over there and, you know, I' m zǒng zhī wǒ qù zhǎo tā, rán hòu |
| [00:40.90] | Why? What is wrong with me? wèi shí me? wǒ nǎ lǐ bù hǎo? |
| [00:43.14] | What' s the matter? Tim... zěn me le? tí mǔ |
| [00:45.24] | ... I have a feeling... wǒ yǒu yī zhǒng gǎn jué |
| [00:47.18] | ... my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist. wǒ lǎo pó hé tā de fù kē yī shēng yǒu yī tuǐ |
| [00:53.75] | How do you know? nǐ zěn me zhī dào? |
| [00:55.25] | He' s got access. I know. tā yǒu guǎn dào wǒ zhī dào |
| [00:58.85] | It' s a feeling you get. wǒ jiù shì gǎn jué de dào |
| [01:00.66] | Like when you' re in somebody else' s bowling shoes? jiù xiàng chuān dào bié rén de bǎo líng qiú xié? |
| [01:03.12] | That' s the one. méi cuò |
| [01:05.69] | So you went to Pete' s. What happened? nǐ qù le bǐ tè jiā rán hòu ne? |
| [01:08.33] | Why is this happening to me? wǒ wèi shí me zhè me dǎo méi? |
| [01:10.90] | Maybe it' s my wound. yě xǔ shì wǒ de shāng kǒu hài de |
| [01:12.93] | Forget it. suàn le |
| [01:15.70] | It' s not healed yet? nǐ de shāng hái méi hǎo? |
| [01:17.37] | It' s oozing! tā yī zhí zài shèn xuè |
| [01:19.24] | Would you pass the cream? There' s the cream. qǐng bǎ nǎi jīng gěi wǒ zài nà biān |
| [01:21.91] | Thank you very much. xiè xiè nǐ |
| [01:24.38] | Tomas, this is gonna be hard, but I wanted it to come from me. tāng mǎ sī, wǒ xiǎng qīn kǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [01:28.55] | What is it? I' ve been sleeping with your wife. shén me shì? shì wǒ gēn nǐ lǎo pó yǒu yī tuǐ |
| [01:31.49] | You' re the gynecologist? nǐ shì tā de fù kē yī shēng? |
| [01:32.82] | I' m trying to have a private conversation. wǒ zài tán sī shì |
| [01:37.26] | Can I have a napkin? Could you please hand me a napkin? wǒ yào zhǐ jīn, qǐng ná gěi wǒ |
| [01:40.36] | Just give me the thing, all right? ná lái la! |
| [01:44.23] | Enough! gòu le |
| [01:45.37] | And you are no longer my friend! nǐ bú shì wǒ de péng yǒu le |
| [01:47.90] | We are finished! Nada! No more! wǒ men ēn duàn yì jué! yī dāo liǎng duàn! |
| [01:50.17] | You are a bastard for doing that! nǐ jìng rán zuò zhè zhǒng shì |
| [01:52.37] | Stay away from me! lí wǒ yuǎn yì diǎn |
| [01:54.71] | Come back! nǐ huí lái |
| [02:04.09] | So what were you gonna tell us? nǐ gāng cái yào shuō shí mǒ? |
| [02:07.89] | I have no idea. wǒ wàng le |
| [02:11.36] | The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion běn jí bō chū:" dòu zhèn jù lè bù" |
| [03:00.58] | What was the big news Pete wanted to tell you? bǐ tè xiǎng gào sù nǐ shén me dà xiāo xī? |
| [03:03.48] | Or should I say," Mrs. Monica Becker"? wǒ gāi jiào nǐ mó nī kǎ bèi kè tài tài ma? |
| [03:06.48] | Oh, keep your name. Don' t take his name. bǎo liú nǐ de xìng, bú yào guān tā de xìng |
| [03:09.15] | He didn' t ask me to marry him. tā méi yǒu xiàng wǒ qiú hūn |
| [03:11.42] | Then definitely don' t take his name! nà jué duì bú yào guān tā de xìng |
| [03:15.36] | He wanted to tell me he' s going to compete in some Ultimate... tā yào cān jiā yí gè shén me |
| [03:19.03] | ... Fighting Competition thingy. zhōng jí gé dòu bǐ sài |
| [03:21.03] | Pete? Why? What is it? bǐ tè? nà shi shén me? |
| [03:23.67] | I don' t know exactly. It' s sort of like wrestling. wǒ yě bù qīng chǔ, yǒu diǎn xiàng shuāi jiǎo |
| [03:27.57] | But without the costumes. dàn bù yòng chuān biǎo yǎn fú |
| [03:30.74] | And it' s not fake. It' s totally brutal. nà shi wán zhēn de, fēi cháng yě mán |
| [03:33.17] | It' s two guys in the ring and the rules are," There are no rules"! liǎng gè rén zài chǎng zhōng sī shā guī zé shì méi yǒu guī zé |
| [03:38.21] | You can bite and pull people' s hair and stuff? kě yǐ yǎo rén chě bié rén de tóu fà? |
| [03:41.02] | Anything goes except eyegouging and fishhooking. dōu kě yǐ, chú le chuō yǎn jīng hé yú gōu shǒu |
| [03:44.52] | What' s fishhooking? What' s fishhook shén me shì yú gōu shǒu? jiù shì |
| [03:49.56] | Thanks. That would have been hard to describe. xiè le, bù rán hái zhēn nán xíng róng |
| [03:52.89] | What is that taste? shén me wèi dào? |
| [03:55.10] | My hands are totally clean. I just gave the duck a bath. wǒ de shǒu hěn gān jìng wǒ gāng bāng yā zǐ xǐ wán zǎo |
| [04:02.54] | Thanks for the warm welcome. xiè xiè gè wèi de rè liè huān yíng |
| [04:04.31] | It' s good to have you guys on my team. I come to play. I hope you do too. hěn gāo xìng yǒu gè wèi de jiā rù wǒ yào dà zhǎn shēn shǒu, xī wàng nǐ men yě shì |
| [04:08.94] | Let' s go out there and get them! And remember: qù gěi tā men hǎo kàn ba, jì zhù |
| [04:11.65] | There is no " I" in " team." tuán duì dāng zhōng méi yǒu gè rén |
| [04:14.45] | Yes, but there' s two in " martini." So, everybody, back to my office. jiǔ hòu bù rèn zhàng, huí wǒ nà lǐ qù ba |
| [04:19.45] | You! Chuckles. What' s your name? nà gè xī pí xiào liǎn de, nǐ jiào shén me? |
| [04:22.56] | It' s Bing, sir. I' m sorry. I was just.... wǒ shì bīn, hěn bào qiàn, wǒ zhǐ shì |
| [04:24.89] | No, no. I heard what you said. Funny. I like funny. wǒ tīng dào nǐ shuō de huà le hěn yǒu qù, wǒ xǐ huān |
| [04:28.60] | This team' s about hard work, but it' s also about having fun. wǒ men yào nǔ lì, yě yào jìn xìng |
| [04:31.67] | Good to have you aboard, Bing! hěn gāo xìng yǒu nǐ jiā rù, bīn |
| [04:40.91] | That' s right. Ryder. duì, ruì dé |
| [04:43.14] | Winona Ryder for six. wēi nuò nà ruì dé yào dìng liù ge wèi zi |
| [04:48.12] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [04:49.32] | Yeah. We have the reservations. dìng dào wèi zi le |
| [04:52.32] | All right, buddy! Way to go! gàn dé hǎo |
| [04:57.00] | Dude, what are you doing? lǎo xiōng, nǐ gàn shén me? |
| [04:59.00] | Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my butt, and acting like it' s no big deal. shuō de hǎo, wǒ shàng sī yī zhí pāi wǒ hái yī liǎn bù zài hu |
| [05:03.63] | What' d you do about it? nà nǐ zěn me bàn? |
| [05:05.37] | I didn' t do anything. I didn' t want to be the guy... méi zěn me bàn, wǒ bù xiǎng dāng |
| [05:08.37] | ... who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom. duì shàng sī yǒu yì jiàn de rén |
| [05:12.11] | I gotta tell you, I think it' s okay to be that guy. wǒ jué de dāng nà gè rén wú suǒ wèi |
| [05:16.44] | Maybe it' s that jock thing. yě xǔ tā zài xué yùn dòng yuán |
| [05:18.11] | You know, how football players pat each other after touchdowns. zú qiú yuán dá zhèn zhī hòu dōu huì pāi lái pāi qù |
| [05:24.15] | You know, I don' t understand guys. wǒ shí zài bù liǎo jiě nán rén |
| [05:26.55] | I mean, I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew... wǒ yào chēng zàn mó nī kǎ zhǔ de dùn cài hǎo chī |
| [05:30.19] | ... by, you know, grabbing her boob. |
| [05:34.30] | I know. For a really great stew, you' d just... rú guǒ zhēn de hěn hǎo chī |
| [05:36.73] | ... stick your head in between them. yīng gāi zhí jiē bǎ liǎn mái jìn qù |
| [05:40.23] | Can we please go eat? kě yǐ chī fàn le ma? |
| [05:41.90] | Yeah, what are we getting? Anything but stew. yào chī shén me? bú yào chī dùn cài jiù hǎo |
| [05:46.01] | So from now on, don' t give your boss a chance to get you. cóng jīn yǐ hòu bié ràng nǐ de shàng sī dǎi dào jī huì |
| [05:49.74] | Don' t turn your back to him. bié bǎ bèi bù duì zhe tā |
| [05:52.08] | Or you could teach him a lesson, you know? nǐ yě kě yǐ gěi tā yí gè jiào xùn |
| [05:54.88] | What you do is rub something that smells really bad on your butt, right? |
| [05:59.69] | Then, when he goes to smack you, his hand will smell. tā pāi le nǐ zhī hòu, shǒu jiù huì hěn chòu |
| [06:05.89] | Now, what could you rub on your butt that would smell bad? yǒu shén me hěn chòu de dōng xī kě yǐ ná lái tú? |
| [06:12.50] | What if Joey was President? rú guǒ qiáo yī shì zǒng tǒng gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [06:17.94] | Can I ask you something? néng bù néng wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì? |
| [06:20.04] | Okay, you can totally say no... nǐ kě yǐ fǎn duì |
| [06:22.01] | ... but would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date? wǒ kě yǐ bāng luó sī jiè shào nǚ péng yǒu ma? |
| [06:28.25] | With who? shuí? |
| [06:29.38] | My friend Bonnie. She always thought Ross was cute... wǒ de péng yǒu bāng nī tā yī zhí jué de luó sī hěn kě ài |
| [06:32.42] | ... and she asked if I could set it up. wèn wǒ néng bù néng qiān xiàn |
| [06:35.26] | But if that' s not cool.... Which one is Bonnie? rú guǒ nǐ huì zài yì bāng nī shì nǎ yī ge? |
| [06:38.23] | You remember her from my birthday party? tā lái cān jiā guò wǒ de qìng shēng huì |
| [06:43.30] | ... medium build, bald.... bù shòu bù pàng, lǐ guāng tóu |
| [06:49.40] | That' s fine. méi guān xì |
| [06:51.44] | Great! Okay! Good for you! All right! tài bàng le, hěn hǎo |
| [07:00.28] | You are iron! You are steel! nǐ shì tiě! nǐ shì gāng! |
| [07:03.82] | Let me ask you, how come when I call your computer support line... wǒ wèn nǐ wèi hé dǎ qù nǐ de diàn nǎo kè fú bù |
| [07:07.59] | ... I have to wait an hour and a half? dé děng shàng yī ge bàn xiǎo shí? |
| [07:13.63] | It' s just hard when I know I have email I can' t get. yī xiǎng dào yǒu yóu jiàn què shōu bú dào wǒ jiù xīn fán |
| [07:23.17] | Hi, honey. qīn ài de |
| [07:24.27] | On the table. On the table, please. pā shǎng qù |
| [07:30.01] | So listen, my friends were telling me a little bit about... wǒ de péng yǒu gēn wǒ tán dào |
| [07:33.45] | ... this Ultimate Fighting thing. zhōng jí gé dòu de shì |
| [07:35.48] | It sounds really dangerous. tīng qǐ lái hěn wēi xiǎn |
| [07:37.69] | I don' t want you to get hurt because I kind of like you. wǒ bù xī wàng nǐ shòu shāng yīn wèi wǒ mán xǐ huān nǐ de |
| [07:41.00] | I don' t want to get hurt either. I' m being smart about this. wǒ yě bù xiǎng shòu shāng, wǒ hěn jīng míng |
| [07:44.66] | See these guys? They' re the best trainers in the world. nǐ kàn zhèi xiē rén tā men shì shì jiè dǐng jiān de jiào liàn |
| [07:47.93] | And Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. xīng yǐ qián shì zhí yè shā shǒu |
| [07:51.53] | A house painter! He used to be a house painter! fěn shuā gōng rén, tā yǐ qián shì fěn shuā gōng rén |
| [07:56.70] | Promise me you' ll be careful. I promise. dā yìng wǒ yí dìng yào xiǎo xīn wǒ dā yìng nǐ |
| [07:59.71] | Are we still on for tonight? Good. Because... jīn wǎn zhào jiù ma? nà hǎo, yīn wèi |
| [08:02.94] | ... maybe we could have a little workout of our own. wǒ men yě kě yǐ lái yùn dòng yī xià |
| [08:12.69] | How about just a boom? néng bù néng" hēi" jiù hǎo? |
| [08:18.69] | That was depressing. I just bought a pretzel... zhēn lìng rén jǔ sàng gāng cái mài yìng miàn bāo gěi wǒ de |
| [08:21.20] | ... from one of the kids from Fame. shì" míng yáng sì hǎi" de yǎn yuán |
| [08:24.20] | Ready to go to the movies? Oh, this is Bonnie! kě yǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng le ma? zhè shì bāng nī |
| [08:29.50] | This is Bonnie? zhè shì bāng nī? |
| [08:30.91] | This is Bonnie? You' re Bonnie? zhè shì bāng nī? nǐ shì bāng nī? |
| [08:33.07] | I can show you an l. D. if you want. wǒ kě yǐ ná shēn fèn zhèng gěi nǐ kàn |
| [08:36.21] | Oh, no. You look a lot different than the last time I saw you. bú shì, nǐ gēn shàng cì jiàn miàn chà hěn duō |
| [08:40.52] | Oh, yeah. Well, I just started wearing bras again. shì a, wǒ yòu kāi shǐ dài xiōng zhào le |
| [08:44.19] | Oh, that must be it. yí dìng shì zhè gè yuán yīn |
| [08:47.49] | Have fun tonight. zhù nǐ men wán dé yú kuài |
| [08:48.92] | Thanks. You too. xiè le, nǐ men yě shì |
| [08:56.90] | You said she was bald. nǐ shuō tā shì guāng tóu |
| [08:58.40] | She was bald. She' s not now. yǐ qián shì, xiàn zài bú shì |
| [09:02.27] | How could you not tell me she has hair? nǐ zěn me méi shuō tā yǒu cháng tóu fā? |
| [09:04.41] | I don' t know. I hardly ever say that about people. wǒ hěn shǎo tí dào bié rén yǒu cháng tóu fā |
| [09:07.54] | Oh, well this is just perfect! zhēn shì shuài dāi le |
| [09:10.08] | Well, I' m sorry. I thought you said it was okay. duì bù qǐ, nǐ bú shì shuō méi guān xì? |
| [09:13.25] | I said it was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. yīn wèi wǒ yǐ wéi tā shì gè guāng tóu guài nǚ rén |
| [09:17.92] | That girl has got hair all over her head! tā mǎn tóu dōu shì tóu fà |
| [09:22.92] | Maybe Ross won' t like her personality. Does she have a bad personality? yě xǔ luó sī bú huì xǐ huān tā de gè xìng tā de gè xìng bù hǎo ma? |
| [09:27.30] | Oh, no, Bonnie' s the best! bù, bāng nī zuì suí hé le |
| [09:35.14] | Bing! bīn |
| [09:38.21] | Read your CompuTek proposal. Real home run. wǒ kàn guò nǐ de qǐ huá àn le fēi cháng jīng cǎi |
| [09:42.54] | Barely got you that time. Get over here! méi yǒu dǎ zhòng, zhàn guò lái |
| [09:46.21] | Come on. kuài diǎn |
| [09:47.65] | Oh, yeah! Good one. gàn dé hǎo |
| [09:49.48] | That was a good one. IKeep at it, team! zhè cì biǎo xiàn de hěn hǎo, yào bǎo chí |
| [09:53.62] | What is with him? " With him"? tā shì zěn me gǎo de? zěn me gǎo de? |
| [09:55.56] | You' re his favorite. You' re his guy! nǐ shì tā de ài jiàng |
| [09:58.16] | We never get smacked. wǒ men méi yǒu bèi dǎ guò |
| [10:01.23] | That' s not true. He smacked you once. méi zhè huí shì, tā dǎ guò nǐ yī cì |
| [10:03.50] | Not on purpose. He ricocheted off you and got me. nà shi qiǎo hé tā dǎ wán nǐ zhī hòu dàn dào wǒ |
| [10:10.61] | I got a kid starting Dartmouth. wǒ yǒu gè xiǎo hái yào shàng dá tè máo sī hǎi jūn xué yuàn |
| [10:12.67] | Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks! dá tè máo sī? shuí zài shàng dá tè máo sī? nà lǐ xùn bì le |
| [10:15.74] | You go to Dartmouth? No, sir. nǐ shàng dá tè máo sī? bú shì |
| [10:17.48] | There you go! nà jiù hǎo |
| [10:27.46] | God, Ross! What is that? nà shi shén me? |
| [10:29.29] | The Ultimate Fighting Combo. zhōng jí gé dòu chāo zhí cān |
| [10:31.13] | I saved 30 cents. Plus, I get to keep the cup. shěng 30 máo, hái kě yǐ shōu cáng bēi zi |
| [10:36.60] | From New York City, New York... lái zì niǔ yuē zhōu, niǔ yuē shì |
| [10:39.13] | ... appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut... shǒu cì cān jiā zhōng jí gé dòu guàn jūn sài |
| [10:43.54] | ... he' s known for his confrontational business style! tā zài shāng chǎng shàng yǐ qiáng yìng zhe chēng |
| [10:48.44] | Ladies and gentlemen, introducing... gè wèi xiān shēng nǚ shì, ràng wǒ men huān yíng |
| [10:52.11] | ... Pete Becker! bǐ tè bèi kè |
| [11:00.29] | I love you, Pete! bǐ tè, wǒ ài nǐ |
| [11:05.79] | And his opponent, from Huntington Beach, California... tā de duì shǒu lái zì jiā zhōu hēng dīng dùn tān |
| [11:10.03] | ... he' s a 300pound streetfighter... zhòng dá 300 bàng de jiē tóu bó jī hǎo shǒu |
| [11:14.30] | ... Tank Abbott! tǎn kè ài bó tè |
| [11:29.58] | Pete? bǐ tè |
| [11:30.65] | Pete? bǐ tè |
| [11:31.89] | That guy' s pretty huge. Don' t worry. nà jiā huǒ hǎo kuí wú nǐ fàng xīn |
| [11:34.36] | I' ll use his strength and weight against him. wǒ huì yòng tā de lì liàng fǎn jī tā |
| [11:37.09] | Well, then that guy is in serious, serious trouble. nà tā de má fán dà le |
| [11:46.43] | You go get him. Let' s go! dǎ dǎo tā, jiā yóu |
| [11:49.57] | Here we go, gentlemen. liǎng wèi, lái ba |
| [11:51.51] | Are you ready? zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? |
| [11:55.94] | Are you ready? Then let' s get it on! zhǔn bèi hǎo le ma? kāi zhàn ba |
| [12:20.77] | It' s me. shì wǒ |
| [12:22.87] | Monica. mó nī kǎ |
| [12:27.38] | Can I just tell you how proud I am of you? wǒ zhēn de hěn yǐ nǐ wèi róng |
| [12:30.18] | It would be nice after hearing 20, 000 people chant," You suck!" zhēn wō xīn, gāng cái yǒu liǎng wàn rén mà wǒ xùn |
| [12:35.42] | I thought you were nuts at first... wǒ yuán běn jué de nǐ fēng le |
| [12:37.65] | ... but you did it. dàn shì nǐ zuò dào le |
| [12:39.62] | Now you can just look back at this with no regrets. xiàn zài nǐ kě yǐ liǎo wú yí hàn le |
| [12:42.82] | Look back? liǎo wú yí hàn? |
| [12:45.09] | You' re not gonna keep going? nǐ bú shì hái yào dǎ ba? |
| [12:47.33] | Let me ask you a question: Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion? wǒ wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì wǒ shì zhōng jí gé dòu guàn jūn ma? |
| [12:53.17] | Well, no. But bú shì, dàn shì |
| [12:55.14] | I' m not gonna stop until I' m the Ultimate Fighting Champion. bù dàng shàng guàn jūn, wǒ jué bù bà xiū |
| [12:59.47] | That guy stood on your neck until you passed out. nà jiā huǒ cǎi zhe nǐ de bó zi bǎ nǐ cǎi hūn |
| [13:04.08] | Let me tell you a story. wǒ gào sù nǐ yí gè gù shì |
| [13:06.68] | When I set out to create MOSS 865, do you think it happened overnight? wǒ zhuó shǒu yán fā de mó sī 865 nǐ yǐ wéi shì yī xī chéng gōng? |
| [13:11.25] | No. There was MOSS 1 that burned down my dad' s garage. bú shì, mó sī yī dài shāo huǐ wǒ bà de chē kù |
| [13:15.92] | There was MOSS 2 that would only schedule appointments in January. mó sī èr dài zhǐ néng pái yī yuè de xíng chéng biǎo |
| [13:20.03] | And 862 others that I learned from. cǐ wài hái yǒu 862 cì de shī bài jīng yàn |
| [13:22.63] | Just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck. wǒ cóng zhè chǎng bǐ sài jiù xué dào jué bù néng ràng duì shǒu cǎi wǒ de bó zi |
| [13:26.63] | You didn' t know that already? nǐ zhī qián bù zhī dào? |
| [13:30.37] | Look, I' m gonna get better. wǒ huì yuè lái yuè qiáng |
| [13:33.21] | Okay? I promise you. hǎo ma? wǒ bǎo zhèng |
| [13:39.05] | Just get a lot better. yào qiáng hěn duō |
| [13:41.82] | Fast. ér qiě yào kuài |
| [13:45.39] | One other thing. hái yǒu yī jiàn shì |
| [13:46.69] | Hoshi thinks you being ringside may have affected my concentration. xīng rèn wéi nǐ zài chǎng biān huì yǐng xiǎng wǒ de zhù yì lì |
| [13:52.69] | That was the problem. duì, guān jiàn jiù zài zhè lǐ |
| [14:01.04] | How long until Pete' s fight? About five minutes. bǐ tè de bǐ sài jǐ diǎn kāi shǐ? hái yǒu wǔ fēn zhōng |
| [14:04.17] | They' re interviewing his opponent. tā men zài fǎng wèn tā de duì shǒu |
| [14:06.07] | Apparently, he trains by going to lran and pulling the arms off thieves. tā de xùn liàn fāng shì shì qù yī lǎng bá duàn xiǎo tōu de shǒu bì |
| [14:11.55] | Hot dog? Four, please. rè gǒu? sì gēn |
| [14:14.32] | I' m really nervous. wǒ hěn jǐn zhāng |
| [14:16.85] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [14:20.19] | So how did it go with Bonnie? nǐ gēn bāng nī zěn me yàng? |
| [14:23.56] | Oh, I gotta tell you, I wasn' t expecting to like her at all. wǒ yí dìng yào shuō wǒ méi xiǎng dào wǒ huì xǐ huān tā |
| [14:28.03] | I actually wasn' t expecting to like anyone right now. wǒ mù qián gēn běn méi dǎ suàn yào xǐ huān bié rén |
| [14:31.20] | But she' s really terrific. dàn tā zhēn de hěn bàng |
| [14:33.50] | It' s too bad. zhēn zāo gāo |
| [14:36.87] | No, I' m saying I liked her. wǒ shì shuō wǒ xǐ huān tā |
| [14:39.54] | There are other fish in the sea. nǐ bù bì dān liàn yī zhī huā |
| [14:42.71] | I think she' s great, okay? We' re going out again. wǒ jué de tā hěn bàng, wǒ men yào zài jiàn miàn |
| [14:46.58] | I hear you. Are you capable of talking about anything else? wǒ tīng dào le nǐ kě yǐ tán diǎn bié de ma? |
| [14:51.62] | Which one' s my turkey burger? wǒ de tǔ jī hàn bǎo zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [14:53.92] | The one next to my foot. Sorry. zài wǒ jiǎo biān bào qiàn |
| [14:57.12] | Fight' s starting! We' ll be right in. bǐ sài kāi shǐ le mǎ shàng jìn qù |
| [14:59.56] | So did your boss try to slap you again today? nǐ de shàng sī jīn tiān yòu dǎ nǐ le ma? |
| [15:02.63] | Nine times. jiǔ cì |
| [15:04.93] | I had to put on lotion. hài wǒ dé cā rùn fū rǔ yè |
| [15:08.77] | But it' ll be okay. Tomorrow, I conduct an experiment. bù guò méi guān xì wǒ míng tiān yào zuò gè shí yàn |
| [15:11.91] | And if all goes as planned, my butt will be smackfree. |
| [15:16.54] | Fight' s over! bǐ sài jié shù |
| [15:23.35] | Excuse me, Doug? dào gé? |
| [15:27.22] | Hey there, sports fan! chāo jí yùn dòng mí! |
| [15:29.59] | Bing! You got those numbers for me? bīn, shù jù zuò hǎo le ma? |
| [15:32.26] | No. I didn' t do them. méi yǒu, wǒ méi zuò |
| [15:34.46] | You forgot? nǐ wàng le? |
| [15:36.60] | No, I just didn' t do them. bú shì, wǒ jiù shì méi zuò |
| [15:39.27] | Instead, I hung out with some friends and had a couple of beers. wǒ gēn péng yǒu chū qù, hē le liǎng bēi |
| [15:43.24] | So I certainly don' t deserve praise. Verbal... suǒ yǐ wǒ bù zhí de biǎo yáng bù guǎn shì yán yǔ shàng |
| [15:46.14] | ... or otherwise. huò qí tā fāng shì |
| [15:48.38] | I got tanked myself last night. Pretty dicey drive home. wǒ zuó wǎn yě zuì le shì mǒu gè měi méi zài wǒ huí jiā de |
| [15:51.71] | Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller. tǎ běn jí qiáo biàn de hǎo xiǎo |
| [15:55.22] | That' s okay. You' re still my numberone guy! Bing! méi guān xì, nǐ hái shì wǒ de tóu hào ài jiàng, bīn! |
| [15:59.00] | Doug! dào gé |
| [16:01.46] | I' m a little bit uncomfortable with the way that you express yourself. wǒ duì nǐ de biǎo dá fāng shì yǒu diǎn bù xí guàn |
| [16:06.16] | Is it the swearing? Is it the constant swearing? nǐ shì shuō wǒ jīng cháng mà zāng huà? |
| [16:08.93] | Because I gotta tell you, if it is, you can just kiss my ass! |
| [16:15.00] | It' s not about the swearing. It' s more about... bú shì mà zāng huà de shì, ér shì |
| [16:20.74] | ... concentrate your enthusiasm... bǎ zhù yì lì jí zhōng zài |
| [16:25.45] | ... on my buttocks. |
| [16:29.45] | Don' t get me wrong. I appreciate the sentiment. bié wù huì, wǒ liǎo jiě nǐ de yòng yì |
| [16:32.59] | It' s just that I have a rather sensitive posterior. |
| [16:38.26] | And besides, it' s making all the other guys jealous. ér qiě bié rén dōu zài jí dù |
| [16:41.76] | Well, say no more. You know, it takes guts to bring this up. bié zài shuō le, nǐ què shí hěn yǒu yǒng qì |
| [16:46.00] | Bing, you' re okay. bīn, hěn hǎo |
| [16:58.28] | Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant... nǐ yào zhù zài mǎn shēn dà hàn de jù rén de shàng yī kǒu dài |
| [17:02.05] | ... or inside his shower drain? hái shì tā de pái shuǐ guǎn lǐ? |
| [17:06.62] | Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [17:08.39] | Look. It' s Ross and that girl. nǐ kàn, shì luó sī hé nà gè nǚ de |
| [17:13.79] | Look at that! It' s a line of ants! They' re working as a team! nǐ kàn, yǒu yī pái mǎ yǐ tā men zài tóng xīn xié lì |
| [17:20.30] | Right. Oh, yeah. It looks like Ross is breaking up with her. tā men a luó sī hǎo xiàng yào gēn tā fēn shǒu le |
| [17:24.67] | I hope he lets her down easy. xī wàng tā bú yào tài hěn |
| [17:26.37] | Look at that! They are not breaking up! Look at them! nǐ kàn, tā men méi yǒu yào fēn shǒu |
| [17:29.58] | You know what that is? A second date, that' s what that is. nà zhǐ shì dì èr cì de yuē huì |
| [17:33.25] | Look, she just put her hand on his thigh. nǐ kàn, tā bǎ shǒu fàng dào tā de dà tuǐ shàng |
| [17:35.75] | That' s nothing. She' s very sexually aggressive. xiǎo yì sī, tā zài xìng fāng miàn hěn zhǔ dòng |
| [17:38.65] | Oh, God! tiān na |
| [17:40.00] | It' s your fault. Now he loves her. He' ll marry her. It' s all your fault. dōu shì nǐ bù hǎo, tā ài shàng tā le tā huì qǔ tā, dōu shì nǐ de cuò |
| [17:45.43] | You said it was okay. nǐ zì jǐ shuō méi guān xì |
| [17:47.23] | You said she was bald! nǐ shuō tā shì guāng tóu |
| [17:50.76] | Was! Was, was, was! yǐ qián! yǐ qián |
| [17:54.40] | We can' t let it happen. We have to do something. We have to break them up. wǒ men dé xiǎng gè bàn fǎ wǒ men dé chāi sàn tā men |
| [17:58.71] | Just go in there and shave her head! You owe me one bald girl! jìn qù bāng tā tì guāng tóu nǐ qiàn wǒ yí gè guāng tóu nǚ |
| [18:04.75] | Okay, first of all, breathe. nǐ xiān shēn hū xī |
| [18:07.75] | Second of all, I don' t get it. zài lái, wǒ shí zài bù dǒng |
| [18:10.45] | Aren' t you the one that decided you didn' t want to be with Ross? bú shì nǐ jué dìng yào gēn luó sī fēn shǒu de? |
| [18:17.02] | Well, isn' t he your friend? Don' t you want him to be happy? tā bú shì nǐ de péng yǒu ma? nǐ bù xī wàng tā kuài lè ma? |
| [18:24.93] | So? suǒ yǐ? |
| [18:30.37] | It' s just, you know, I didn' t expect him to be this happy so soon. dàn shì wǒ méi xiǎng dào huì zhè me kuài |
| [18:44.65] | Oh, no. What? wán le zěn yàng? |
| [18:45.82] | We killed them all! tā men bèi wǒ men zuò sǐ le |
| [19:03.14] | It' s not as bad as it looks. It' s a precaution. méi zhè me yán zhòng, zhè shì yǐ fáng wàn yī |
| [19:06.27] | I' m not supposed to move my spine. wǒ de jǐ zhuī gǔ bù néng dòng |
| [19:11.31] | Please tell me you' re stopping now. nǐ yào fàng qì le ba? |
| [19:13.58] | I' m fine. I' d fight tonight if they' d let me. wǒ méi shì, jīn wǎn yào wǒ shàng chǎng dōu xíng |
| [19:18.00] | Now, see this circle I' m marking off here? nǐ kàn zhè gè yuán |
| [19:20.82] | This is my Zone of Terror. zhè shì wǒ de" kǒng bù qū" |
| [19:25.53] | You are insane! You' ve got to give this up! nǐ fēng le, nǐ yí dìng yào fàng qì |
| [19:29.13] | I can' t until I' m the Ultimate Fighter. chú fēi wǒ ná dào gé dòu guàn jūn |
| [19:32.27] | I will do it. wǒ huì chéng gōng de |
| [19:33.67] | The day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight... zǒng yǒu yì tiān xiǎo péng yǒu huì zhēng biàn wǒ hé chāo rén |
| [19:38.17] | ... me or Superman. shuí huì dǎ yíng |
| [19:41.94] | Not that I could beat Superman, but kids are stupid. wǒ yíng bù guò chāo rén bù guò xiǎo hái zǐ dōu hěn bèn |
| [19:46.21] | Just sit down. nǐ xiān zuò xià |
| [19:47.68] | Please listen to me. tīng wǒ shuō |
| [19:49.78] | You are terrible at this, okay? You are the worst Ultimate Fighter ever. nǐ dǎ de hěn làn, nǐ shì shǐ shàng zuì làn de zhōng jí gé dòu shǒu |
| [19:55.29] | Ever! zuì làn de |
| [19:57.66] | I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm... wǒ de jī jiàn tào pò liè yòu qián bì yǒu qīng wēi gǔ zhé |
| [20:11.71] | Well, then, you know what? nà me nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [20:16.04] | I care about you too much to watch you hurt yourself like this. wǒ méi bàn fǎ kàn nǐ zhè yàng shāng hài zì jǐ |
| [20:20.68] | So if you have to do this, you' ll have to do it without me. yào shì nǐ fēi dǎ bù kě wǒ jiù bù fèng péi le |
| [20:24.59] | If you' re asking me to quit... rú guǒ nǐ yào wǒ fàng qì |
| [20:26.82] | ... then you' re asking me to be someone I' m not. jiù shì yào wǒ wéi bèi běn xìng |
| [20:29.89] | I' ve got to do this. wǒ fēi dǎ bù kě |
| [20:35.70] | Then I' ve gotta go. nà wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [20:39.40] | Bye. zài jiàn |
| [20:48.68] | Could you leave a note? I' m on painkillers... nǐ kě yǐ liú zhāng zì tiáo ma? wǒ fú le zhǐ tòng yào |
| [20:51.04] | ... and I might not remember this tomorrow. míng tiān kě néng huì wàng jì zhè jiàn shì |
| [20:58.62] | So, in conclusion, the lines all go up, so I' m happy. zǒng ér yán zhī, qū xiàn jié jié shàng shēng wǒ hěn mǎn yì |
| [21:04.52] | Great job, team! Tomorrow at 8: 30. gàn dé hǎo, míng tiān bā diǎn bàn jiàn |
| [21:07.46] | Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go! fēi ěr, gàn dé hǎo shǐ dì fēn, piào liàng |
| [21:10.73] | Goldberg, you maniac! gē bó, nǐ zhè gè fēng zi |
| [21:13.20] | I love you! wǒ ài nǐ |
| [21:18.07] | Couldn' t have done it without you. Thank you, sir. bīn, méi yǒu nǐ kě bù xíng xiè xiè |
| [21:21.07] | Oh, excuse me. bào qiàn |
| [21:22.58] | I forgot my briefcase, you know, by accident. wǒ wàng le ná gōng shì bāo, bù xiǎo xīn de |
| [21:26.58] | Of course, you did. Forgot something else too, you bastard! dāng rán shì bù xiǎo xīn de nǐ hái wàng le yī jiàn shì |
| [21:32.79] | Well, what about you? nǐ ne? |
| [21:35.12] | You' re not feeling left out, are you? bú huì jué de bèi lěng luò le ba? |
| [21:38.93] | No, not at all. That' s ridiculous. yì diǎn yě bú huì, kāi shén me wán xiào |
| [21:41.80] | Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don' t you? dà jiā dōu yǒu nǐ yě xiǎng lái yī xià, duì ba? |
| [21:48.34] | Yes, I do. méi cuò |
| [21:49.94] | Now, get on out of here, you! gěi wǒ gǔn ba |
| [21:57.34] | Pete Becker circles the ring. bǐ tè bèi kè rào zhe gé dòu chǎng |
| [21:59.31] | Looks like he' s just trying to feel him out. sì hū xiǎng nòng qīng chǔ zì jǐ de qíng shì |
| [22:03.78] | Run, you crazy, rich freak! kuài táo a, sǐ yǒu qián rén |
| [22:08.09] | I can' t watch this. wǒ bù gǎn kàn |
| [22:09.62] | Check it out! Pete' s winning! nǐ kàn, bǐ tè yào yíng le |
| [22:11.49] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [22:16.03] | Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favorite area! " zhòng shāng hài" bǎ bèi kè dǎ dǎo zài dì xiàng tā zuì xǐ huān de bù wèi jìn gōng |
| [22:22.27] | Wait! If that' s his favorite area, why is he being so mean to it? jì rán shì zuì xǐ huān de bù wèi wèi hé yào xià zhè zhǒng dú shǒu? |
| [22:26.84] | This is ironic. zhēn shì fěng cì |
| [22:28.34] | Your last boyfriend, Richard, didn' t want to have kids. nǐ de qián rèn nán yǒu lǐ chá bù xiǎng shēng xiǎo hái |
| [22:31.28] | And from the looks of it, now Pete can' t. xiàn zài kàn qíng kuàng, bǐ tè shì bù néng shēng |
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