| [02:39.-4] | Pete,you're back! Hey,check this out! |
| [03:28.-2] | Can you believe he offered me a restaurant? |
| [03:47.-3] | I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job... |
| [04:09.-1] | But,Mon,that was totally different. He was your health teacher. |
| [04:54.-3] | What were you gonna tell us? |
| [06:09.-3] | Not "the thing." I hate "the thing." |
| [06:24.-4] | If that's the problem, we've got no problem. |
| [08:56.-3] | ...trying to get her back to sleep? |
| [10:17.-1] | |
| [12:12.-3] | |
| [12:39.-4] | Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated. |
| [14:41.-1] | Ross,stop that! |
| [16:31.-4] | -Phoebe,would you just tell me? -I can't! |
| [19:07.-2] | ...but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. |
| [19:40.-2] | Shut up for a second and let me just see something. |
| [20:21.-4] | What thing? What thing? |
| [21:21.-2] | So I'll see you tomorrow. |
| [22:27.-2] | Well,give him a minute. |
| [00:02.30] | Whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? |
| [00:05.43] | Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. |
| [00:08.74] | -Oh,my God! They took my idea! -That was you? |
| [00:12.77] | Okay,there you go. |
| [00:14.81] | Rachel,I made you cocoa. |
| [00:16.85] | Oh,that's so... |
| [00:20.12] | Oh,my God! Are you guys okay? |
| [00:26.00] | Oh,my. |
| [00:30.03] | The One With a Chick and a Duck |
| [01:22.88] | You know,with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan. |
| [01:27.75] | So that's why the priest threw holy water on me. |
| [01:33.35] | You have to cheer up. |
| [01:35.32] | You should come out with Ross and me. |
| [01:37.73] | Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate. |
| [01:41.76] | I was crying because nobody believed Quincy's theory. |
| [01:48.50] | I'm gonna be on TV! |
| [01:50.17] | No way! |
| [01:51.67] | They're putting together a panel to talk about the fossils in Peru. |
| [01:55.51] | The Discovery Channel's filming it! |
| [01:57.35] | Oh,my God! Who's gonna watch that? |
| [02:02.55] | Thanks. You ready to go? |
| [02:04.69] | I saw a girl with that vest. |
| [02:06.72] | Thanks. |
| [02:10.29] | Most of us think of chocolate and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. |
| [02:14.63] | Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. |
| [02:18.90] | Unfortunately,most of these guys won't live to see the 4th of July. |
| [02:24.24] | As a result of improper care, they will be dead. |
| [02:28.08] | You guys got any of those baby chicks? |
| [02:30.08] | I was watching this commercial on TV, and,man,those things are cute! |
| [02:42.89] | Skates! |
| [02:48.40] | You're sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper. |
| [02:52.47] | How was your trip? |
| [02:54.34] | What'd you bring me? |
| [02:57.67] | Hotel toiletries from Japan! |
| [03:01.24] | These are gonna go in my permanent collection. |
| [03:04.15] | -Want some coffee? -That'd be great. |
| [03:10.19] | Regular or decaf? |
| [03:12.35] | Whichever's closest. |
| [03:15.49] | -Ask me what I did today. -What did you do today? |
| [03:18.63] | I bought a restaurant and I'd like you to be the chef. |
| [03:30.37] | What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass? |
| [03:34.18] | It's been my dream since I got my first Easy-Bake Oven... |
| [03:37.35] | ...and opened Easy-Monica's Bakery. |
| [03:50.46] | ...and God knows,I've paid my dues. |
| [03:55.56] | But Pete's doing this because he has a crush on me. |
| [03:58.57] | And you're still not attracted to him at all? |
| [04:02.74] | How could I accept a restaurant from him? I can't. |
| [04:05.64] | I couldn't accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade. |
| [04:14.35] | What,honey? |
| [04:16.25] | My side hurts from when you crashed into me. |
| [04:19.09] | Oh,God,I'm so sorry. |
| [04:20.89] | Oh,God! |
| [04:23.06] | Hey,you guys. Guess what? |
| [04:29.56] | Got a job on a riverboat? |
| [04:33.37] | I didn't wear this suit for a year, because you hated it. |
| [04:36.70] | You're not my girlfriend anymore,so.... |
| [04:39.04] | I see. This suit is making a point. |
| [04:41.51] | Now that you're on your own,you're free to look as stupid as you'd like. |
| [04:46.51] | You like it,right? |
| [04:47.68] | I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. |
| [04:52.02] | Ross,I'm kidding. Come here. |
| [04:55.79] | Was it how you invented the cotton gin? |
| [05:00.13] | So after you put the suggestion in the box... |
| [05:03.10] | ...how long did it take for it to happen? |
| [05:05.63] | About three months. |
| [05:07.60] | So I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in. |
| [05:17.65] | I got you something. Open it! Open it! |
| [05:28.39] | It's a chicken. |
| [05:31.33] | It's cute,huh? |
| [05:32.83] | You guys? Do you know anything about chicks? |
| [05:35.43] | Fowl? No. |
| [05:37.93] | Women? No. |
| [05:41.34] | They are a huge responsibility. |
| [05:43.84] | Especially at this age. They require constant care. |
| [05:46.91] | They need just the right food and lots and lots of love. |
| [05:50.31] | Well,no problem there. |
| [05:58.35] | Easy,Lenny. |
| [06:04.43] | So,I mean,have you thought about it? |
| [06:07.50] | Okay,here's the thing. |
| [06:12.10] | What's "the thing"? |
| [06:15.00] | I can't do it. |
| [06:16.44] | I'm sorry. I wish I could... |
| [06:18.51] | ... but you have these feelings for me. |
| [06:21.54] | That's what you're worried about? |
| [06:27.82] | I was gonna tell you over dinner, but I met somebody else,on my trip. |
| [06:33.05] | Her name's Ann. She's a journalist. We met on the plane. |
| [06:36.22] | She wanted to finish off my peanuts. |
| [06:37.89] | I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh. |
| [06:43.66] | I got tired of waiting. |
| [06:46.30] | That's great. I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you. |
| [06:51.74] | -Now I can work for you! -I guess you can. |
| [06:54.14] | Oh,my God! This is incredible! |
| [06:58.91] | You know what? I'm gonna roll right into that office and quit! |
| [07:02.75] | All right! |
| [07:04.82] | Could you give me a little push? |
| [07:07.06] | Good luck! |
| [07:08.16] | I'm quitting! |
| [07:14.10] | I'm okay! I'm all right! |
| [07:19.70] | That's exciting. You went to Japan,made up a woman. |
| [07:24.14] | |
| [07:25.54] | I'm just saying,this "woman," I mean,she's fictitious,no? |
| [07:30.34] | -Why would you say that? -You're still into Monica. |
| [07:32.85] | You said there's somebody else so she'd work with you. |
| [07:36.02] | If you spend time together, maybe something might happen. |
| [07:40.69] | You're good. You're good. |
| [07:43.46] | No,I'm fairly intuitive. And psychic. |
| [07:46.93] | It's a substantial gift. |
| [07:50.36] | Can you promise me that you won't tell her? |
| [07:53.20] | Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what? |
| [07:57.77] | Thanks a lot. |
| [07:59.31] | No,I'm serious. I'm intuitive,but my memory sucks. |
| [08:04.38] | Okay,but this is the last time. |
| [08:07.15] | With a chick-chick here And a chick-chick there |
| [08:10.25] | Here a chick,there a chick Everywhere a chick-chick |
| [08:13.15] | |
| [08:18.43] | How's she doing? |
| [08:20.39] | |
| [08:22.06] | Don't you think it's a she? |
| [08:24.60] | I don't know. |
| [08:36.08] | I can't tell. Whatever it was went back in too quickly. |
| [08:40.28] | I gotta change. I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks. |
| [08:43.62] | |
| [08:45.09] | What? |
| [08:46.52] | I stayed home while you were at rehearsal... |
| [08:48.92] | ...so somebody could be here with our chick. |
| [08:51.76] | Who was up from 2:00 this morning until 5:00... |
| [08:58.53] | You don't think I get up when you get up? |
| [09:01.67] | Oh,here it comes. |
| [09:03.14] | Yes! Here it comes! I'm stuck here all day! |
| [09:07.01] | And then you come in and spend two seconds with us... |
| [09:11.81] | ...and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? |
| [09:15.38] | Well,I don't think so,mister! |
| [09:18.49] | I need to relax,okay? I was working all day. |
| [09:22.39] | And you don't think taking care of our chick is work? |
| [09:28.23] | That's not what I said. I just meant |
| [09:31.03] | I know what you meant! |
| [09:39.74] | Did you notice that ever since we got this chick... |
| [09:43.08] | ...we've been fighting a lot more than we used to? |
| [09:48.02] | I don't know,maybe we weren't ready to have a chick. |
| [09:52.92] | I'll take her back tomorrow. |
| [09:55.46] | We'll get our $3 back? |
| [10:02.66] | I have that TV thing in two hours, and I need your help. |
| [10:06.10] | What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one? |
| [10:10.61] | The brown one brings out your eyes. |
| [10:12.67] | But your butt looks great in the blue one. |
| [10:32.53] | That aspirin dance really works. |
| [10:38.27] | -ls that still...? -I'm fine. |
| [10:40.94] | -No,you're not! -Yes,I am. |
| [10:43.07] | Look,I'm fine. Watch. Look at that. |
| [10:47.58] | You've got to go to a doctor,okay? |
| [10:50.65] | I have to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss's house. |
| [10:53.88] | There's people there that I have to meet. |
| [10:56.38] | I'm sure you'll make a great impression. "Hi,I'm Rachel. |
| [10:59.65] | It's nice to meet you." “ |
| [11:02.66] | Come on,you probably have a broken rib. |
| [11:04.76] | I'll go to the hospital tomorrow. It'll still be broken then. |
| [11:08.26] | But you know,I could use a hand getting ready. |
| [11:10.83] | Either help me,or go. |
| [11:13.27] | Fine. I'll go. |
| [11:16.10] | But before you go, could you help me first? |
| [11:22.31] | Sure. I'll help you. |
| [11:25.31] | Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR? |
| [11:38.43] | You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand. |
| [11:43.10] | Would you please help me with this too? |
| [11:53.77] | Let's use this brush. |
| [11:56.44] | -This stuff? -Careful. |
| [11:58.28] | Light. |
| [11:59.45] | Just sweep it across the lid. Just sweep it. |
| [12:04.42] | Sorry! |
| [12:06.32] | That's just poking me in the eye. |
| [12:08.06] | I'm sorry. Close.... |
| [12:09.59] | -Just sweep it. -I'm sweeping. |
| [12:14.30] | Now make it even, because we don't.... |
| [12:16.90] | I don't want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle. |
| [12:19.83] | You don't wear enough of this. |
| [12:27.17] | Since when do you think I don't wear enough of this? |
| [12:31.28] | Close your eye. You're gonna like this better.... |
| [12:35.65] | -Close,close. -Blow it. |
| [12:43.00] | Sophisticated like a hooker? |
| [12:49.16] | -Guess what I'm doing tonight. -What? |
| [12:51.20] | I'm checking out the restaurant with Pete. |
| [12:53.37] | Monica,I am so excited for you! |
| [12:57.14] | I have to tell you something. |
| [12:58.84] | What? |
| [12:59.91] | I can't tell you. |
| [13:03.01] | Wouldn't it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me? |
| [13:06.81] | Well,sure,in a perfect world. |
| [13:10.65] | But no. I promised I wouldn't tell, and I swore to all my Gods. |
| [13:17.69] | Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel? |
| [13:20.86] | Does it have to do with Joey? |
| [13:23.26] | Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed? |
| [13:29.14] | No,but let's come back to that later. |
| [13:35.18] | There you go! Good enough for your party? |
| [13:44.72] | Sure. |
| [13:46.72] | Sure. I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing. |
| [13:55.70] | All right,I gotta go, So good luck at the party. |
| [13:59.20] | Could you just stay and help me get dressed? |
| [14:04.61] | Sure. |
| [14:06.67] | Great. Okay,just turn around. |
| [14:10.61] | |
| [14:11.85] | I don't want you to see me naked. |
| [14:14.05] | I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. |
| [14:18.19] | I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your bellybutton. |
| [14:22.69] | Yeah,but that was different. We were going out then. |
| [14:25.56] | Now it's weird. |
| [14:27.53] | Rach,you know,I can see you naked anytime I want. |
| [14:31.70] | |
| [14:33.53] | All I have to do is close my eyes. See? |
| [14:44.58] | Come on! Don't think of me like that anymore. |
| [14:47.41] | Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. |
| [14:49.38] | It's one of my rights as the ex-boyfriend. |
| [14:55.09] | Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! |
| [14:58.69] | I'm sorry. It will never happen |
| [15:01.06] | Wait a minute! Wait,wait.... |
| [15:02.73] | Now there are 100 of you, and I'm the king! |
| [15:09.24] | Would you grow up? It's no big deal. |
| [15:12.61] | All right. Fine. |
| [15:19.58] | See what you did? I'm gonna be doing it by myself now. |
| [15:24.12] | Oh,my God. All right,look,look.... |
| [15:27.69] | Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital,okay? |
| [15:31.19] | I do. I really do. |
| [15:33.23] | I'll get your coat, then I'll put you in a cab. |
| [15:35.93] | You're not gonna come with me? |
| [15:41.30] | Of course I am. |
| [15:43.74] | I just have to make a call. |
| [15:46.74] | Thank you. |
| [15:54.11] | What's wrong? |
| [15:55.42] | I'm sorry. I just can't go to the hospital looking like this. |
| [16:00.32] | Does it involve travel? |
| [16:02.69] | Does it involve clogs? |
| [16:05.13] | Clogs or claws? |
| [16:08.03] | Clogs. |
| [16:09.76] | |
| [16:14.03] | So it doesn't involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. |
| [16:18.44] | What about Pete? |
| [16:20.67] | What is it? |
| [16:23.18] | -What about Pete? -I don't know! |
| [16:27.38] | I feel like I'm talking to Lassie. |
| [16:34.79] | -I gotta go. -But you're so close! |
| [16:37.89] | Something to do with Pete's company? |
| [16:40.03] | Go! You'll never get it! |
| [16:51.24] | I know. |
| [16:54.21] | See,yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth. |
| [16:56.64] | She's a completely different kind of chick. |
| [17:03.38] | I love you both. |
| [17:06.42] | But in very different ways. |
| [17:14.09] | What are you doing? You were gonna take her back. |
| [17:17.13] | I did. But the store wouldn't take her back. |
| [17:19.27] | Then I took her to the shelter. You know what I found out? |
| [17:28.51] | If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! |
| [17:32.45] | I won't let that happen to little Jasmine. |
| [17:37.12] | Good,good,because I was kind of having second thoughts too. |
| [17:41.72] | And it's not just chicks. It's all kinds of other animals. |
| [17:45.29] | That's horrible. You did the right thing. |
| [17:48.06] | Thanks. I'm glad you see it that way. |
| [18:02.58] | Funny story! |
| [18:06.85] | I don't believe this! |
| [18:09.15] | Look at this refrigerator! It's gigantic! |
| [18:12.79] | I could live in this thing! I'd be cold,but I'm always cold! |
| [18:18.19] | Oh,my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners! |
| [18:21.93] | So you like it? |
| [18:23.53] | It is so perfect! Thank you so much. |
| [18:27.50] | You're welcome. |
| [18:35.68] | Did you just smell my hair? |
| [18:38.35] | No! No way! What? |
| [18:41.48] | -Oh,God. -What? |
| [18:45.02] | You still have feelings for me. |
| [18:47.12] | I'm just excited about the restaurant, that's all. |
| [18:51.86] | I love you. Is that so bad? |
| [18:55.46] | No,it's not bad. It's not bad at all. |
| [18:57.93] | It's really nice. |
| [19:00.27] | The only one who stands to get hurt is me,and I'm okay with that. |
| [19:05.14] | You may be okay with getting hurt... |
| [19:12.11] | That's why I can't take this job. |
| [19:14.11] | |
| [19:16.55] | We probably shouldn't see each other anymore. |
| [19:20.32] | I'm sorry. |
| [19:24.32] | I mean,if that's really what you want,okay. |
| [19:38.74] | I'm sorry things |
| [19:58.26] | You'd tell me the truth? |
| [20:00.00] | Rach,you can't look fat in an x-ray. X |
| [20:05.40] | Now you stay out here and you think about what you did! |
| [20:11.61] | -That's a duck! -That's a bad duck! |
| [20:17.04] | How'd the thing go tonight,Ross? |
| [20:22.45] | Nothing. There was this thing at the museum. Come on. |
| [20:25.75] | Easy. |
| [20:28.56] | Now,when you come back,I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy! |
| [20:37.26] | What "thing"? What is this "thing"? |
| [20:39.37] | I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel. |
| [20:44.24] | Oh,my God! |
| [20:46.37] | Ross,why didn't you tell me that? |
| [20:48.38] | I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go... |
| [20:51.31] | ...and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. |
| [20:56.25] | -I cannot believe you. -What? |
| [20:58.82] | That is the sweetest thing. |
| [21:12.13] | You should get some sleep. |
| [21:16.67] | Sorry I spoiled your evening. |
| [21:18.57] | As long as you're okay. |
| [21:33.15] | See you. |
| [21:47.13] | What did you do? |
| [21:59.71] | What you doing? |
| [22:01.01] | Having a swim. |
| [22:03.38] | What about the chick? |
| [22:05.79] | Chicks don't swim. |
| [22:07.49] | Are you sure? |
| [22:10.86] | I don't know. |
| [22:13.86] | -Should we try? -Sure. |
| [22:23.64] | See,I told you. They don't swim. |
| [22:30.71] | It's okay. It's okay,baby,baby,baby. |
| [02:39.-4] | Pete, you' re back! Hey, check this out! |
| [03:28.-2] | Can you believe he offered me a restaurant? |
| [03:47.-3] | I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job... |
| [04:09.-1] | But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher. |
| [04:54.-3] | What were you gonna tell us? |
| [06:09.-3] | Not " the thing." I hate " the thing." |
| [06:24.-4] | If that' s the problem, we' ve got no problem. |
| [08:56.-3] | ... trying to get her back to sleep? |
| [10:17.-1] | |
| [12:12.-3] | |
| [12:39.-4] | Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated. |
| [14:41.-1] | Ross, stop that! |
| [16:31.-4] | Phoebe, would you just tell me? I can' t! |
| [19:07.-2] | ... but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. |
| [19:40.-2] | Shut up for a second and let me just see something. |
| [20:21.-4] | What thing? What thing? |
| [21:21.-2] | So I' ll see you tomorrow. |
| [22:27.-2] | Well, give him a minute. |
| [00:02.30] | Whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? |
| [00:05.43] | Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. |
| [00:08.74] | Oh, my God! They took my idea! That was you? |
| [00:12.77] | Okay, there you go. |
| [00:14.81] | Rachel, I made you cocoa. |
| [00:16.85] | Oh, that' s so... |
| [00:20.12] | Oh, my God! Are you guys okay? |
| [00:26.00] | Oh, my. |
| [00:30.03] | The One With a Chick and a Duck |
| [01:22.88] | You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan. |
| [01:27.75] | So that' s why the priest threw holy water on me. |
| [01:33.35] | You have to cheer up. |
| [01:35.32] | You should come out with Ross and me. |
| [01:37.73] | Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate. |
| [01:41.76] | I was crying because nobody believed Quincy' s theory. |
| [01:48.50] | I' m gonna be on TV! |
| [01:50.17] | No way! |
| [01:51.67] | They' re putting together a panel to talk about the fossils in Peru. |
| [01:55.51] | The Discovery Channel' s filming it! |
| [01:57.35] | Oh, my God! Who' s gonna watch that? |
| [02:02.55] | Thanks. You ready to go? |
| [02:04.69] | I saw a girl with that vest. |
| [02:06.72] | Thanks. |
| [02:10.29] | Most of us think of chocolate and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. |
| [02:14.63] | Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. |
| [02:18.90] | Unfortunately, most of these guys won' t live to see the 4th of July. |
| [02:24.24] | As a result of improper care, they will be dead. |
| [02:28.08] | You guys got any of those baby chicks? |
| [02:30.08] | I was watching this commercial on TV, and, man, those things are cute! |
| [02:42.89] | Skates! |
| [02:48.40] | You' re sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper. |
| [02:52.47] | How was your trip? |
| [02:54.34] | What' d you bring me? |
| [02:57.67] | Hotel toiletries from Japan! |
| [03:01.24] | These are gonna go in my permanent collection. |
| [03:04.15] | Want some coffee? That' d be great. |
| [03:10.19] | Regular or decaf? |
| [03:12.35] | Whichever' s closest. |
| [03:15.49] | Ask me what I did today. What did you do today? |
| [03:18.63] | I bought a restaurant and I' d like you to be the chef. |
| [03:30.37] | What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass? |
| [03:34.18] | It' s been my dream since I got my first EasyBake Oven... |
| [03:37.35] | ... and opened EasyMonica' s Bakery. |
| [03:50.46] | ... and God knows, I' ve paid my dues. |
| [03:55.56] | But Pete' s doing this because he has a crush on me. |
| [03:58.57] | And you' re still not attracted to him at all? |
| [04:02.74] | How could I accept a restaurant from him? I can' t. |
| [04:05.64] | I couldn' t accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade. |
| [04:14.35] | What, honey? |
| [04:16.25] | My side hurts from when you crashed into me. |
| [04:19.09] | Oh, God, I' m so sorry. |
| [04:20.89] | Oh, God! |
| [04:23.06] | Hey, you guys. Guess what? |
| [04:29.56] | Got a job on a riverboat? |
| [04:33.37] | I didn' t wear this suit for a year, because you hated it. |
| [04:36.70] | You' re not my girlfriend anymore, so.... |
| [04:39.04] | I see. This suit is making a point. |
| [04:41.51] | Now that you' re on your own, you' re free to look as stupid as you' d like. |
| [04:46.51] | You like it, right? |
| [04:47.68] | I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. |
| [04:52.02] | Ross, I' m kidding. Come here. |
| [04:55.79] | Was it how you invented the cotton gin? |
| [05:00.13] | So after you put the suggestion in the box... |
| [05:03.10] | ... how long did it take for it to happen? |
| [05:05.63] | About three months. |
| [05:07.60] | So I guess that' s about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in. |
| [05:17.65] | I got you something. Open it! Open it! |
| [05:28.39] | It' s a chicken. |
| [05:31.33] | It' s cute, huh? |
| [05:32.83] | You guys? Do you know anything about chicks? |
| [05:35.43] | Fowl? No. |
| [05:37.93] | Women? No. |
| [05:41.34] | They are a huge responsibility. |
| [05:43.84] | Especially at this age. They require constant care. |
| [05:46.91] | They need just the right food and lots and lots of love. |
| [05:50.31] | Well, no problem there. |
| [05:58.35] | Easy, Lenny. |
| [06:04.43] | So, I mean, have you thought about it? |
| [06:07.50] | Okay, here' s the thing. |
| [06:12.10] | What' s " the thing"? |
| [06:15.00] | I can' t do it. |
| [06:16.44] | I' m sorry. I wish I could... |
| [06:18.51] | ... but you have these feelings for me. |
| [06:21.54] | That' s what you' re worried about? |
| [06:27.82] | I was gonna tell you over dinner, but I met somebody else, on my trip. |
| [06:33.05] | Her name' s Ann. She' s a journalist. We met on the plane. |
| [06:36.22] | She wanted to finish off my peanuts. |
| [06:37.89] | I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh. |
| [06:43.66] | I got tired of waiting. |
| [06:46.30] | That' s great. I' m sorry, but I' m so happy for you. |
| [06:51.74] | Now I can work for you! I guess you can. |
| [06:54.14] | Oh, my God! This is incredible! |
| [06:58.91] | You know what? I' m gonna roll right into that office and quit! |
| [07:02.75] | All right! |
| [07:04.82] | Could you give me a little push? |
| [07:07.06] | Good luck! |
| [07:08.16] | I' m quitting! |
| [07:14.10] | I' m okay! I' m all right! |
| [07:19.70] | That' s exciting. You went to Japan, made up a woman. |
| [07:24.14] | |
| [07:25.54] | I' m just saying, this " woman," I mean, she' s fictitious, no? |
| [07:30.34] | Why would you say that? You' re still into Monica. |
| [07:32.85] | You said there' s somebody else so she' d work with you. |
| [07:36.02] | If you spend time together, maybe something might happen. |
| [07:40.69] | You' re good. You' re good. |
| [07:43.46] | No, I' m fairly intuitive. And psychic. |
| [07:46.93] | It' s a substantial gift. |
| [07:50.36] | Can you promise me that you won' t tell her? |
| [07:53.20] | Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what? |
| [07:57.77] | Thanks a lot. |
| [07:59.31] | No, I' m serious. I' m intuitive, but my memory sucks. |
| [08:04.38] | Okay, but this is the last time. |
| [08:07.15] | With a chickchick here And a chickchick there |
| [08:10.25] | Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chickchick |
| [08:13.15] | |
| [08:18.43] | How' s she doing? |
| [08:20.39] | |
| [08:22.06] | Don' t you think it' s a she? |
| [08:24.60] | I don' t know. |
| [08:36.08] | I can' t tell. Whatever it was went back in too quickly. |
| [08:40.28] | I gotta change. I' m meeting some of the cast for drinks. |
| [08:43.62] | |
| [08:45.09] | What? |
| [08:46.52] | I stayed home while you were at rehearsal... |
| [08:48.92] | ... so somebody could be here with our chick. |
| [08:51.76] | Who was up from 2: 00 this morning until 5: 00... |
| [08:58.53] | You don' t think I get up when you get up? |
| [09:01.67] | Oh, here it comes. |
| [09:03.14] | Yes! Here it comes! I' m stuck here all day! |
| [09:07.01] | And then you come in and spend two seconds with us... |
| [09:11.81] | ... and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? |
| [09:15.38] | Well, I don' t think so, mister! |
| [09:18.49] | I need to relax, okay? I was working all day. |
| [09:22.39] | And you don' t think taking care of our chick is work? |
| [09:28.23] | That' s not what I said. I just meant |
| [09:31.03] | I know what you meant! |
| [09:39.74] | Did you notice that ever since we got this chick... |
| [09:43.08] | ... we' ve been fighting a lot more than we used to? |
| [09:48.02] | I don' t know, maybe we weren' t ready to have a chick. |
| [09:52.92] | I' ll take her back tomorrow. |
| [09:55.46] | We' ll get our 3 back? |
| [10:02.66] | I have that TV thing in two hours, and I need your help. |
| [10:06.10] | What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one? |
| [10:10.61] | The brown one brings out your eyes. |
| [10:12.67] | But your butt looks great in the blue one. |
| [10:32.53] | That aspirin dance really works. |
| [10:38.27] | ls that still...? I' m fine. |
| [10:40.94] | No, you' re not! Yes, I am. |
| [10:43.07] | Look, I' m fine. Watch. Look at that. |
| [10:47.58] | You' ve got to go to a doctor, okay? |
| [10:50.65] | I have to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss' s house. |
| [10:53.88] | There' s people there that I have to meet. |
| [10:56.38] | I' m sure you' ll make a great impression. " Hi, I' m Rachel. |
| [10:59.65] | It' s nice to meet you." " |
| [11:02.66] | Come on, you probably have a broken rib. |
| [11:04.76] | I' ll go to the hospital tomorrow. It' ll still be broken then. |
| [11:08.26] | But you know, I could use a hand getting ready. |
| [11:10.83] | Either help me, or go. |
| [11:13.27] | Fine. I' ll go. |
| [11:16.10] | But before you go, could you help me first? |
| [11:22.31] | Sure. I' ll help you. |
| [11:25.31] | Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR? |
| [11:38.43] | You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand. |
| [11:43.10] | Would you please help me with this too? |
| [11:53.77] | Let' s use this brush. |
| [11:56.44] | This stuff? Careful. |
| [11:58.28] | Light. |
| [11:59.45] | Just sweep it across the lid. Just sweep it. |
| [12:04.42] | Sorry! |
| [12:06.32] | That' s just poking me in the eye. |
| [12:08.06] | I' m sorry. Close.... |
| [12:09.59] | Just sweep it. I' m sweeping. |
| [12:14.30] | Now make it even, because we don' t.... |
| [12:16.90] | I don' t want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle. |
| [12:19.83] | You don' t wear enough of this. |
| [12:27.17] | Since when do you think I don' t wear enough of this? |
| [12:31.28] | Close your eye. You' re gonna like this better.... |
| [12:35.65] | Close, close. Blow it. |
| [12:43.00] | Sophisticated like a hooker? |
| [12:49.16] | Guess what I' m doing tonight. What? |
| [12:51.20] | I' m checking out the restaurant with Pete. |
| [12:53.37] | Monica, I am so excited for you! |
| [12:57.14] | I have to tell you something. |
| [12:58.84] | What? |
| [12:59.91] | I can' t tell you. |
| [13:03.01] | Wouldn' t it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me? |
| [13:06.81] | Well, sure, in a perfect world. |
| [13:10.65] | But no. I promised I wouldn' t tell, and I swore to all my Gods. |
| [13:17.69] | Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel? |
| [13:20.86] | Does it have to do with Joey? |
| [13:23.26] | Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed? |
| [13:29.14] | No, but let' s come back to that later. |
| [13:35.18] | There you go! Good enough for your party? |
| [13:44.72] | Sure. |
| [13:46.72] | Sure. I' ll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing. |
| [13:55.70] | All right, I gotta go, So good luck at the party. |
| [13:59.20] | Could you just stay and help me get dressed? |
| [14:04.61] | Sure. |
| [14:06.67] | Great. Okay, just turn around. |
| [14:10.61] | |
| [14:11.85] | I don' t want you to see me naked. |
| [14:14.05] | I' ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. |
| [14:18.19] | I sucked that minimarshmallow out of your bellybutton. |
| [14:22.69] | Yeah, but that was different. We were going out then. |
| [14:25.56] | Now it' s weird. |
| [14:27.53] | Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. |
| [14:31.70] | |
| [14:33.53] | All I have to do is close my eyes. See? |
| [14:44.58] | Come on! Don' t think of me like that anymore. |
| [14:47.41] | Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. |
| [14:49.38] | It' s one of my rights as the exboyfriend. |
| [14:55.09] | Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! |
| [14:58.69] | I' m sorry. It will never happen |
| [15:01.06] | Wait a minute! Wait, wait.... |
| [15:02.73] | Now there are 100 of you, and I' m the king! |
| [15:09.24] | Would you grow up? It' s no big deal. |
| [15:12.61] | All right. Fine. |
| [15:19.58] | See what you did? I' m gonna be doing it by myself now. |
| [15:24.12] | Oh, my God. All right, look, look.... |
| [15:27.69] | Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital, okay? |
| [15:31.19] | I do. I really do. |
| [15:33.23] | I' ll get your coat, then I' ll put you in a cab. |
| [15:35.93] | You' re not gonna come with me? |
| [15:41.30] | Of course I am. |
| [15:43.74] | I just have to make a call. |
| [15:46.74] | Thank you. |
| [15:54.11] | What' s wrong? |
| [15:55.42] | I' m sorry. I just can' t go to the hospital looking like this. |
| [16:00.32] | Does it involve travel? |
| [16:02.69] | Does it involve clogs? |
| [16:05.13] | Clogs or claws? |
| [16:08.03] | Clogs. |
| [16:09.76] | |
| [16:14.03] | So it doesn' t involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. |
| [16:18.44] | What about Pete? |
| [16:20.67] | What is it? |
| [16:23.18] | What about Pete? I don' t know! |
| [16:27.38] | I feel like I' m talking to Lassie. |
| [16:34.79] | I gotta go. But you' re so close! |
| [16:37.89] | Something to do with Pete' s company? |
| [16:40.03] | Go! You' ll never get it! |
| [16:51.24] | I know. |
| [16:54.21] | See, yes. That' s Yasmine Bleeth. |
| [16:56.64] | She' s a completely different kind of chick. |
| [17:03.38] | I love you both. |
| [17:06.42] | But in very different ways. |
| [17:14.09] | What are you doing? You were gonna take her back. |
| [17:17.13] | I did. But the store wouldn' t take her back. |
| [17:19.27] | Then I took her to the shelter. You know what I found out? |
| [17:28.51] | If they can' t find a home for her, they kill her! |
| [17:32.45] | I won' t let that happen to little Jasmine. |
| [17:37.12] | Good, good, because I was kind of having second thoughts too. |
| [17:41.72] | And it' s not just chicks. It' s all kinds of other animals. |
| [17:45.29] | That' s horrible. You did the right thing. |
| [17:48.06] | Thanks. I' m glad you see it that way. |
| [18:02.58] | Funny story! |
| [18:06.85] | I don' t believe this! |
| [18:09.15] | Look at this refrigerator! It' s gigantic! |
| [18:12.79] | I could live in this thing! I' d be cold, but I' m always cold! |
| [18:18.19] | Oh, my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners! |
| [18:21.93] | So you like it? |
| [18:23.53] | It is so perfect! Thank you so much. |
| [18:27.50] | You' re welcome. |
| [18:35.68] | Did you just smell my hair? |
| [18:38.35] | No! No way! What? |
| [18:41.48] | Oh, God. What? |
| [18:45.02] | You still have feelings for me. |
| [18:47.12] | I' m just excited about the restaurant, that' s all. |
| [18:51.86] | I love you. Is that so bad? |
| [18:55.46] | No, it' s not bad. It' s not bad at all. |
| [18:57.93] | It' s really nice. |
| [19:00.27] | The only one who stands to get hurt is me, and I' m okay with that. |
| [19:05.14] | You may be okay with getting hurt... |
| [19:12.11] | That' s why I can' t take this job. |
| [19:14.11] | |
| [19:16.55] | We probably shouldn' t see each other anymore. |
| [19:20.32] | I' m sorry. |
| [19:24.32] | I mean, if that' s really what you want, okay. |
| [19:38.74] | I' m sorry things |
| [19:58.26] | You' d tell me the truth? |
| [20:00.00] | Rach, you can' t look fat in an xray. X |
| [20:05.40] | Now you stay out here and you think about what you did! |
| [20:11.61] | That' s a duck! That' s a bad duck! |
| [20:17.04] | How' d the thing go tonight, Ross? |
| [20:22.45] | Nothing. There was this thing at the museum. Come on. |
| [20:25.75] | Easy. |
| [20:28.56] | Now, when you come back, I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy! |
| [20:37.26] | What " thing"? What is this " thing"? |
| [20:39.37] | I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel. |
| [20:44.24] | Oh, my God! |
| [20:46.37] | Ross, why didn' t you tell me that? |
| [20:48.38] | I knew that if I told you, you' d make me go... |
| [20:51.31] | ... and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. |
| [20:56.25] | I cannot believe you. What? |
| [20:58.82] | That is the sweetest thing. |
| [21:12.13] | You should get some sleep. |
| [21:16.67] | Sorry I spoiled your evening. |
| [21:18.57] | As long as you' re okay. |
| [21:33.15] | See you. |
| [21:47.13] | What did you do? |
| [21:59.71] | What you doing? |
| [22:01.01] | Having a swim. |
| [22:03.38] | What about the chick? |
| [22:05.79] | Chicks don' t swim. |
| [22:07.49] | Are you sure? |
| [22:10.86] | I don' t know. |
| [22:13.86] | Should we try? Sure. |
| [22:23.64] | See, I told you. They don' t swim. |
| [22:30.71] | It' s okay. It' s okay, baby, baby, baby. |
| [02:39.-4] | Pete, you' re back! Hey, check this out! |
| [03:28.-2] | Can you believe he offered me a restaurant? |
| [03:47.-3] | I would kill for this job. I can totally do this job... |
| [04:09.-1] | But, Mon, that was totally different. He was your health teacher. |
| [04:54.-3] | What were you gonna tell us? |
| [06:09.-3] | Not " the thing." I hate " the thing." |
| [06:24.-4] | If that' s the problem, we' ve got no problem. |
| [08:56.-3] | ... trying to get her back to sleep? |
| [10:17.-1] | |
| [12:12.-3] | |
| [12:39.-4] | Because I think this will make you a little more sophisticated. |
| [14:41.-1] | Ross, stop that! |
| [16:31.-4] | Phoebe, would you just tell me? I can' t! |
| [19:07.-2] | ... but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. |
| [19:40.-2] | Shut up for a second and let me just see something. |
| [20:21.-4] | What thing? What thing? |
| [21:21.-2] | So I' ll see you tomorrow. |
| [22:27.-2] | Well, give him a minute. |
| [00:02.30] | Whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? |
| [00:05.43] | Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. |
| [00:08.74] | Oh, my God! They took my idea! That was you? |
| [00:12.77] | Okay, there you go. |
| [00:14.81] | Rachel, I made you cocoa. |
| [00:16.85] | Oh, that' s so... |
| [00:20.12] | Oh, my God! Are you guys okay? |
| [00:26.00] | Oh, my. |
| [00:30.03] | The One With a Chick and a Duck |
| [01:22.88] | You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan. |
| [01:27.75] | So that' s why the priest threw holy water on me. |
| [01:33.35] | You have to cheer up. |
| [01:35.32] | You should come out with Ross and me. |
| [01:37.73] | Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate. |
| [01:41.76] | I was crying because nobody believed Quincy' s theory. |
| [01:48.50] | I' m gonna be on TV! |
| [01:50.17] | No way! |
| [01:51.67] | They' re putting together a panel to talk about the fossils in Peru. |
| [01:55.51] | The Discovery Channel' s filming it! |
| [01:57.35] | Oh, my God! Who' s gonna watch that? |
| [02:02.55] | Thanks. You ready to go? |
| [02:04.69] | I saw a girl with that vest. |
| [02:06.72] | Thanks. |
| [02:10.29] | Most of us think of chocolate and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. |
| [02:14.63] | Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. |
| [02:18.90] | Unfortunately, most of these guys won' t live to see the 4th of July. |
| [02:24.24] | As a result of improper care, they will be dead. |
| [02:28.08] | You guys got any of those baby chicks? |
| [02:30.08] | I was watching this commercial on TV, and, man, those things are cute! |
| [02:42.89] | Skates! |
| [02:48.40] | You' re sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper. |
| [02:52.47] | How was your trip? |
| [02:54.34] | What' d you bring me? |
| [02:57.67] | Hotel toiletries from Japan! |
| [03:01.24] | These are gonna go in my permanent collection. |
| [03:04.15] | Want some coffee? That' d be great. |
| [03:10.19] | Regular or decaf? |
| [03:12.35] | Whichever' s closest. |
| [03:15.49] | Ask me what I did today. What did you do today? |
| [03:18.63] | I bought a restaurant and I' d like you to be the chef. |
| [03:30.37] | What a jerk. You want me to kick his ass? |
| [03:34.18] | It' s been my dream since I got my first EasyBake Oven... |
| [03:37.35] | ... and opened EasyMonica' s Bakery. |
| [03:50.46] | ... and God knows, I' ve paid my dues. |
| [03:55.56] | But Pete' s doing this because he has a crush on me. |
| [03:58.57] | And you' re still not attracted to him at all? |
| [04:02.74] | How could I accept a restaurant from him? I can' t. |
| [04:05.64] | I couldn' t accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade. |
| [04:14.35] | What, honey? |
| [04:16.25] | My side hurts from when you crashed into me. |
| [04:19.09] | Oh, God, I' m so sorry. |
| [04:20.89] | Oh, God! |
| [04:23.06] | Hey, you guys. Guess what? |
| [04:29.56] | Got a job on a riverboat? |
| [04:33.37] | I didn' t wear this suit for a year, because you hated it. |
| [04:36.70] | You' re not my girlfriend anymore, so.... |
| [04:39.04] | I see. This suit is making a point. |
| [04:41.51] | Now that you' re on your own, you' re free to look as stupid as you' d like. |
| [04:46.51] | You like it, right? |
| [04:47.68] | I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. |
| [04:52.02] | Ross, I' m kidding. Come here. |
| [04:55.79] | Was it how you invented the cotton gin? |
| [05:00.13] | So after you put the suggestion in the box... |
| [05:03.10] | ... how long did it take for it to happen? |
| [05:05.63] | About three months. |
| [05:07.60] | So I guess that' s about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in. |
| [05:17.65] | I got you something. Open it! Open it! |
| [05:28.39] | It' s a chicken. |
| [05:31.33] | It' s cute, huh? |
| [05:32.83] | You guys? Do you know anything about chicks? |
| [05:35.43] | Fowl? No. |
| [05:37.93] | Women? No. |
| [05:41.34] | They are a huge responsibility. |
| [05:43.84] | Especially at this age. They require constant care. |
| [05:46.91] | They need just the right food and lots and lots of love. |
| [05:50.31] | Well, no problem there. |
| [05:58.35] | Easy, Lenny. |
| [06:04.43] | So, I mean, have you thought about it? |
| [06:07.50] | Okay, here' s the thing. |
| [06:12.10] | What' s " the thing"? |
| [06:15.00] | I can' t do it. |
| [06:16.44] | I' m sorry. I wish I could... |
| [06:18.51] | ... but you have these feelings for me. |
| [06:21.54] | That' s what you' re worried about? |
| [06:27.82] | I was gonna tell you over dinner, but I met somebody else, on my trip. |
| [06:33.05] | Her name' s Ann. She' s a journalist. We met on the plane. |
| [06:36.22] | She wanted to finish off my peanuts. |
| [06:37.89] | I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh. |
| [06:43.66] | I got tired of waiting. |
| [06:46.30] | That' s great. I' m sorry, but I' m so happy for you. |
| [06:51.74] | Now I can work for you! I guess you can. |
| [06:54.14] | Oh, my God! This is incredible! |
| [06:58.91] | You know what? I' m gonna roll right into that office and quit! |
| [07:02.75] | All right! |
| [07:04.82] | Could you give me a little push? |
| [07:07.06] | Good luck! |
| [07:08.16] | I' m quitting! |
| [07:14.10] | I' m okay! I' m all right! |
| [07:19.70] | That' s exciting. You went to Japan, made up a woman. |
| [07:24.14] | |
| [07:25.54] | I' m just saying, this " woman," I mean, she' s fictitious, no? |
| [07:30.34] | Why would you say that? You' re still into Monica. |
| [07:32.85] | You said there' s somebody else so she' d work with you. |
| [07:36.02] | If you spend time together, maybe something might happen. |
| [07:40.69] | You' re good. You' re good. |
| [07:43.46] | No, I' m fairly intuitive. And psychic. |
| [07:46.93] | It' s a substantial gift. |
| [07:50.36] | Can you promise me that you won' t tell her? |
| [07:53.20] | Absolutely. I promise. Tell her what? |
| [07:57.77] | Thanks a lot. |
| [07:59.31] | No, I' m serious. I' m intuitive, but my memory sucks. |
| [08:04.38] | Okay, but this is the last time. |
| [08:07.15] | With a chickchick here And a chickchick there |
| [08:10.25] | Here a chick, there a chick Everywhere a chickchick |
| [08:13.15] | |
| [08:18.43] | How' s she doing? |
| [08:20.39] | |
| [08:22.06] | Don' t you think it' s a she? |
| [08:24.60] | I don' t know. |
| [08:36.08] | I can' t tell. Whatever it was went back in too quickly. |
| [08:40.28] | I gotta change. I' m meeting some of the cast for drinks. |
| [08:43.62] | |
| [08:45.09] | What? |
| [08:46.52] | I stayed home while you were at rehearsal... |
| [08:48.92] | ... so somebody could be here with our chick. |
| [08:51.76] | Who was up from 2: 00 this morning until 5: 00... |
| [08:58.53] | You don' t think I get up when you get up? |
| [09:01.67] | Oh, here it comes. |
| [09:03.14] | Yes! Here it comes! I' m stuck here all day! |
| [09:07.01] | And then you come in and spend two seconds with us... |
| [09:11.81] | ... and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends? |
| [09:15.38] | Well, I don' t think so, mister! |
| [09:18.49] | I need to relax, okay? I was working all day. |
| [09:22.39] | And you don' t think taking care of our chick is work? |
| [09:28.23] | That' s not what I said. I just meant |
| [09:31.03] | I know what you meant! |
| [09:39.74] | Did you notice that ever since we got this chick... |
| [09:43.08] | ... we' ve been fighting a lot more than we used to? |
| [09:48.02] | I don' t know, maybe we weren' t ready to have a chick. |
| [09:52.92] | I' ll take her back tomorrow. |
| [09:55.46] | We' ll get our 3 back? |
| [10:02.66] | I have that TV thing in two hours, and I need your help. |
| [10:06.10] | What do you think? This blue suit or this brown one? |
| [10:10.61] | The brown one brings out your eyes. |
| [10:12.67] | But your butt looks great in the blue one. |
| [10:32.53] | That aspirin dance really works. |
| [10:38.27] | ls that still...? I' m fine. |
| [10:40.94] | No, you' re not! Yes, I am. |
| [10:43.07] | Look, I' m fine. Watch. Look at that. |
| [10:47.58] | You' ve got to go to a doctor, okay? |
| [10:50.65] | I have to get ready and go to a dinner at my boss' s house. |
| [10:53.88] | There' s people there that I have to meet. |
| [10:56.38] | I' m sure you' ll make a great impression. " Hi, I' m Rachel. |
| [10:59.65] | It' s nice to meet you." " |
| [11:02.66] | Come on, you probably have a broken rib. |
| [11:04.76] | I' ll go to the hospital tomorrow. It' ll still be broken then. |
| [11:08.26] | But you know, I could use a hand getting ready. |
| [11:10.83] | Either help me, or go. |
| [11:13.27] | Fine. I' ll go. |
| [11:16.10] | But before you go, could you help me first? |
| [11:22.31] | Sure. I' ll help you. |
| [11:25.31] | Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR? |
| [11:38.43] | You know what? I cannot do this with my left hand. |
| [11:43.10] | Would you please help me with this too? |
| [11:53.77] | Let' s use this brush. |
| [11:56.44] | This stuff? Careful. |
| [11:58.28] | Light. |
| [11:59.45] | Just sweep it across the lid. Just sweep it. |
| [12:04.42] | Sorry! |
| [12:06.32] | That' s just poking me in the eye. |
| [12:08.06] | I' m sorry. Close.... |
| [12:09.59] | Just sweep it. I' m sweeping. |
| [12:14.30] | Now make it even, because we don' t.... |
| [12:16.90] | I don' t want it to be too much. I want it to be subtle. |
| [12:19.83] | You don' t wear enough of this. |
| [12:27.17] | Since when do you think I don' t wear enough of this? |
| [12:31.28] | Close your eye. You' re gonna like this better.... |
| [12:35.65] | Close, close. Blow it. |
| [12:43.00] | Sophisticated like a hooker? |
| [12:49.16] | Guess what I' m doing tonight. What? |
| [12:51.20] | I' m checking out the restaurant with Pete. |
| [12:53.37] | Monica, I am so excited for you! |
| [12:57.14] | I have to tell you something. |
| [12:58.84] | What? |
| [12:59.91] | I can' t tell you. |
| [13:03.01] | Wouldn' t it be easier to tell me something that you could tell me? |
| [13:06.81] | Well, sure, in a perfect world. |
| [13:10.65] | But no. I promised I wouldn' t tell, and I swore to all my Gods. |
| [13:17.69] | Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel? |
| [13:20.86] | Does it have to do with Joey? |
| [13:23.26] | Does it have to do with Chandler and that sock he keeps by his bed? |
| [13:29.14] | No, but let' s come back to that later. |
| [13:35.18] | There you go! Good enough for your party? |
| [13:44.72] | Sure. |
| [13:46.72] | Sure. I' ll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing. |
| [13:55.70] | All right, I gotta go, So good luck at the party. |
| [13:59.20] | Could you just stay and help me get dressed? |
| [14:04.61] | Sure. |
| [14:06.67] | Great. Okay, just turn around. |
| [14:10.61] | |
| [14:11.85] | I don' t want you to see me naked. |
| [14:14.05] | I' ve seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. |
| [14:18.19] | I sucked that minimarshmallow out of your bellybutton. |
| [14:22.69] | Yeah, but that was different. We were going out then. |
| [14:25.56] | Now it' s weird. |
| [14:27.53] | Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. |
| [14:31.70] | |
| [14:33.53] | All I have to do is close my eyes. See? |
| [14:44.58] | Come on! Don' t think of me like that anymore. |
| [14:47.41] | Sorry. Nothing you can do about it. |
| [14:49.38] | It' s one of my rights as the exboyfriend. |
| [14:55.09] | Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out! |
| [14:58.69] | I' m sorry. It will never happen |
| [15:01.06] | Wait a minute! Wait, wait.... |
| [15:02.73] | Now there are 100 of you, and I' m the king! |
| [15:09.24] | Would you grow up? It' s no big deal. |
| [15:12.61] | All right. Fine. |
| [15:19.58] | See what you did? I' m gonna be doing it by myself now. |
| [15:24.12] | Oh, my God. All right, look, look.... |
| [15:27.69] | Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital, okay? |
| [15:31.19] | I do. I really do. |
| [15:33.23] | I' ll get your coat, then I' ll put you in a cab. |
| [15:35.93] | You' re not gonna come with me? |
| [15:41.30] | Of course I am. |
| [15:43.74] | I just have to make a call. |
| [15:46.74] | Thank you. |
| [15:54.11] | What' s wrong? |
| [15:55.42] | I' m sorry. I just can' t go to the hospital looking like this. |
| [16:00.32] | Does it involve travel? |
| [16:02.69] | Does it involve clogs? |
| [16:05.13] | Clogs or claws? |
| [16:08.03] | Clogs. |
| [16:09.76] | |
| [16:14.03] | So it doesn' t involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. |
| [16:18.44] | What about Pete? |
| [16:20.67] | What is it? |
| [16:23.18] | What about Pete? I don' t know! |
| [16:27.38] | I feel like I' m talking to Lassie. |
| [16:34.79] | I gotta go. But you' re so close! |
| [16:37.89] | Something to do with Pete' s company? |
| [16:40.03] | Go! You' ll never get it! |
| [16:51.24] | I know. |
| [16:54.21] | See, yes. That' s Yasmine Bleeth. |
| [16:56.64] | She' s a completely different kind of chick. |
| [17:03.38] | I love you both. |
| [17:06.42] | But in very different ways. |
| [17:14.09] | What are you doing? You were gonna take her back. |
| [17:17.13] | I did. But the store wouldn' t take her back. |
| [17:19.27] | Then I took her to the shelter. You know what I found out? |
| [17:28.51] | If they can' t find a home for her, they kill her! |
| [17:32.45] | I won' t let that happen to little Jasmine. |
| [17:37.12] | Good, good, because I was kind of having second thoughts too. |
| [17:41.72] | And it' s not just chicks. It' s all kinds of other animals. |
| [17:45.29] | That' s horrible. You did the right thing. |
| [17:48.06] | Thanks. I' m glad you see it that way. |
| [18:02.58] | Funny story! |
| [18:06.85] | I don' t believe this! |
| [18:09.15] | Look at this refrigerator! It' s gigantic! |
| [18:12.79] | I could live in this thing! I' d be cold, but I' m always cold! |
| [18:18.19] | Oh, my God! Look at these spider burners! I love spider burners! |
| [18:21.93] | So you like it? |
| [18:23.53] | It is so perfect! Thank you so much. |
| [18:27.50] | You' re welcome. |
| [18:35.68] | Did you just smell my hair? |
| [18:38.35] | No! No way! What? |
| [18:41.48] | Oh, God. What? |
| [18:45.02] | You still have feelings for me. |
| [18:47.12] | I' m just excited about the restaurant, that' s all. |
| [18:51.86] | I love you. Is that so bad? |
| [18:55.46] | No, it' s not bad. It' s not bad at all. |
| [18:57.93] | It' s really nice. |
| [19:00.27] | The only one who stands to get hurt is me, and I' m okay with that. |
| [19:05.14] | You may be okay with getting hurt... |
| [19:12.11] | That' s why I can' t take this job. |
| [19:14.11] | |
| [19:16.55] | We probably shouldn' t see each other anymore. |
| [19:20.32] | I' m sorry. |
| [19:24.32] | I mean, if that' s really what you want, okay. |
| [19:38.74] | I' m sorry things |
| [19:58.26] | You' d tell me the truth? |
| [20:00.00] | Rach, you can' t look fat in an xray. X |
| [20:05.40] | Now you stay out here and you think about what you did! |
| [20:11.61] | That' s a duck! That' s a bad duck! |
| [20:17.04] | How' d the thing go tonight, Ross? |
| [20:22.45] | Nothing. There was this thing at the museum. Come on. |
| [20:25.75] | Easy. |
| [20:28.56] | Now, when you come back, I hope you remember that that chick is not a toy! |
| [20:37.26] | What " thing"? What is this " thing"? |
| [20:39.37] | I was kind of supposed to be on TV tonight for the Discovery Channel. |
| [20:44.24] | Oh, my God! |
| [20:46.37] | Ross, why didn' t you tell me that? |
| [20:48.38] | I knew that if I told you, you' d make me go... |
| [20:51.31] | ... and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. |
| [20:56.25] | I cannot believe you. What? |
| [20:58.82] | That is the sweetest thing. |
| [21:12.13] | You should get some sleep. |
| [21:16.67] | Sorry I spoiled your evening. |
| [21:18.57] | As long as you' re okay. |
| [21:33.15] | See you. |
| [21:47.13] | What did you do? |
| [21:59.71] | What you doing? |
| [22:01.01] | Having a swim. |
| [22:03.38] | What about the chick? |
| [22:05.79] | Chicks don' t swim. |
| [22:07.49] | Are you sure? |
| [22:10.86] | I don' t know. |
| [22:13.86] | Should we try? Sure. |
| [22:23.64] | See, I told you. They don' t swim. |
| [22:30.71] | It' s okay. It' s okay, baby, baby, baby. |
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