| [02:31.-3] | Hello,people who do not live here. 嗨，不住在这里的人 |
| [02:47.-1] | "Mr. Millionaire. New,from Snooty Playthings. “百万富翁先生” 最新玩具组合 |
| [02:51.-1] | Third wife sold separately." 三老婆单独发售 |
| [02:57.-3] | He's so funny and so sweet. And I'm not attracted to him at all! 他风趣又体帖 而我对他没兴趣 |
| [03:13.-2] | Life-sized lmperial Storm Troopers from Sharper lmage? 有真人大小的 “星际大战”人物模型吗？ |
| [07:53.-4] | I really do. 我真的同意 |
| [08:44.-2] | You are a petty,petty... 小器… |
| [11:04.-1] | Happy? 是吗？ |
| [11:47.-1] | Hey,how about this one? It says so in the script! 我知道，因为剧本这么写！ |
| [12:16.-4] | -Does it bug you? -You bug me. 你看了烦不烦？ 你比较烦 |
| [13:29.-4] | The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed! 门关了，门关着我看不到 |
| [13:45.-2] | I'll go over and I will borrow something! 我要过去借东西 |
| [14:41.-3] | Oh,that's so Monica can keep track. 这样摩妮卡才方便追踪 |
| [16:46.-4] | -Do you know what I mean? -Oh,I know. 你懂吗？ 我懂 |
| [17:14.-1] | I just think,you know... 我只是觉得… |
| [18:03.-3] | Draw! 拔枪！ |
| [18:31.-4] | I hate her. I hate her with her "Oh,I'm so talented"... 我恨她，我恨她的 “我好有才华” |
| [18:47.-2] | I'm talking about you, you big,big freak. 我就是说你，猪头 |
| [19:54.-2] | High! 乐死了 |
| [20:05.-1] | Yeah,it was definitely... 对，的确… |
| [00:02.71] | -Here you go. -Thank you. 你的咖啡 谢谢 |
| [00:06.89] | "Say,Rachel... 瑞秋 |
| [00:08.29] | ...I was wondering if you'd go to a movie with me sometime... 有空要不要一起去看电影… |
| [00:11.52] | ...as my lover." 以情侣的身份 |
| [00:16.39] | Too out there. 太明显了 |
| [00:17.86] | "Maybe you'd like to have dinner with me sometime... 改天要不要一起吃饭… |
| [00:21.57] | ...as my lover." 以情侣的身份 |
| [00:27.41] | All right,let's go shopping. 好，买东西去 |
| [00:29.41] | Before we go,there's something I need to say. 走之前我有话要说 |
| [00:37.68] | I've kind of had this crush on you. 我很喜欢你 |
| [00:41.35] | Since you were with Ross, I didn't do anything about it. 以前有罗斯，我不方便行动 |
| [00:44.42] | Now that you're not,I'd really like to ask you out sometime. 既然你们分手，我想约你出去 |
| [00:49.03] | So that's what I'm doing... 我现在就是在… |
| [00:51.43] | ... now. 约你 |
| [01:08.61] | I dropped a cup. 我掉了一个杯子 |
| [01:11.78] | The One With the Tiny T-Shirt 本集播出：“挥别过去” |
| [02:01.00] | So within a few years, voice recognition... 再过几年，语音辨识系统 |
| [02:04.10] | ...will be standard on any computer. 将成为电脑基本配备 |
| [02:06.57] | You know,so you could be,like, "Wash my car." "Clean my room." 你可以说“去洗车” “去打扫房间” |
| [02:11.31] | It won't be able to do any of those things,but it'll understand. 电脑办不到，但是听得懂 |
| [02:16.58] | Oh,this was so great. 好棒喔 |
| [02:18.02] | Yeah,it was. 是啊 |
| [02:21.12] | All right,then. 就这样吧 |
| [02:23.92] | Bye. 再见 |
| [02:37.87] | I gave you a key for emergencies. 备用钥匙是有急事时用的 |
| [02:40.37] | We were out of Doritos. 我们没有多力多滋了 |
| [02:44.04] | Hey,how'd the date go with Mr. Millionaire? 跟百万富翁的约会如何？ |
| [02:53.89] | He's great. We have such a good time together. 他很棒，我们在一起很开心 |
| [03:02.39] | Still? 还是没兴趣？ |
| [03:04.40] | It's driving me crazy. In every other way,he's the perfect guy. 我快疯了 他在各方面都很完美 |
| [03:08.23] | He has everything. Plus,he actually has everything. 他什么都好，而且什么都有 |
| [03:16.24] | Two. 两套 |
| [03:18.31] | Can Joey and I put them on and fight? 乔伊和我可以拿来对打吗？ |
| [03:22.91] | Oh,Mommy! Oh,Daddy! I am a big old baddy 老妈，老爸，我是超级坏小子 |
| [03:27.92] | Oh,Mommy! Oh,Daddy! I am a big old baddy 老妈，老爸，我是超级坏小子 |
| [03:35.56] | I guess he must've gotten the part in that play. 他一定接到那出舞台剧了 |
| [03:39.03] | Either that,or Gloria Estefan was right. 或正如葛萝莉亚伊丝特芬所唱 |
| [03:41.23] | Eventually,the rhythm is going to get you. 人迟早会随节奏起舞 |
| [03:49.61] | -Joe,how's it going? -Good. 乔，你好吗？ 很好 |
| [03:59.28] | So you're playing Adrianne? 你演爱莉安？ |
| [04:01.19] | Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins? 对，你演智障堂哥？ |
| [04:05.92] | No. I'm playing your husband,Victor. I'm Joey Tribbiani. 不是，我演你的丈夫维克 乔伊崔比亚尼 |
| [04:09.73] | Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller. 很高兴认识你，凯特米勒 |
| [04:19.04] | So the play's pretty great,huh? 这个剧本很棒吧？ |
| [04:21.71] | Oh,yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry's work. 是啊，我好喜欢 珍妮佛班贝利的作品 |
| [04:24.41] | She's so incisive when it comes to deconstructing the middle class. 她尤其能精确的解构中产阶级 |
| [04:28.78] | Oh,forget about it. She rocks! 废话那么多，总之她超厉害 |
| [04:36.62] | Where do I know you from? 我在哪里见过你？ |
| [04:40.29] | Dr. Drake Ramoray? 拉莫瑞医生？ |
| [04:43.39] | Days of our Lives? “我们的岁月”？ |
| [04:45.16] | Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?. “少女杂志”票选为 最想跟他约会的神经外科医生 |
| [04:49.33] | No,that's not it. 不是那个 |
| [04:52.00] | So you're a soap actor. 原来你是连续剧演员 |
| [04:54.01] | This must be exciting for you, being in a real play. 能演出舞台剧，你一定很兴奋 |
| [04:57.44] | Hey,I've done plays before. I'm a serious actor. 我也演过舞台剧 我是专业演员 |
| [05:01.68] | That infomercial! 那支公益广告 |
| [05:05.08] | For the milk-carton-spout thing! 倒盒装牛奶那一支 |
| [05:07.19] | You're the guy who doesn't know how to pour milk! 你是那个不会倒牛奶的人 |
| [05:11.36] | I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn't. 我会倒牛奶，我把你骗倒了 |
| [05:15.83] | Now,see,that's acting. 这就是演技 |
| [05:18.13] | Right. At the end,you choked on a cookie. 你还被饼干噎到 |
| [05:21.33] | That was real. 那是真的 |
| [05:24.60] | -I cannot believe Mark asked you out. -I know. 马克居然约你出去 是啊 |
| [05:28.04] | What are you gonna tell him? 你要怎么回答？ |
| [05:30.04] | I told him I would think about it, but I'm gonna tell him no. 我说我会考虑，但是我要拒绝 |
| [05:36.38] | I think I'd say no to anybody right now. 我目前不想约会 |
| [05:42.32] | But it was so strange. I mean,I'm standing there... 好奇怪，这样一个… |
| [05:45.79] | ...with this charming,cute guy who's asking me to go out with him... 迷人、英俊的男人约我出去 |
| [05:50.33] | ...which I'm allowed to do... 而我也可以去 |
| [05:52.46] | ...and I felt guilty,like I'd be cheating on Ross or something. 但我却有罪恶感 仿佛那样是背叛罗斯 |
| [05:57.00] | Wow. So,okay,maybe that means... 也许这代表… |
| [06:00.34] | ...you're not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father. 你还没有忘情罗斯 而且有父女问题 |
| [06:08.25] | -I don't have issues with my father. -So it's just the Ross thing. 我没有父女问题 那就是罗斯的问题了 |
| [06:14.39] | I hate this woman! I hate her! 我恨这个女人，我恨她 |
| [06:16.55] | She told everyone about that infomercial... 她到处宣传公益广告的事 |
| [06:19.26] | ...and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks! 大家都跑来找我开饮料 |
| [06:22.66] | And whenever I can't do it, they're all,like,laughing at me! 每次我打不开，他们就笑我 |
| [06:32.27] | So Rachel called. 瑞秋打电话来 |
| [06:35.17] | Wants to see me. 说想见我 |
| [06:38.08] | Going over in a minute. 我待会儿就要过去 |
| [06:40.38] | -What do you think she wants? -Maybe the crazy fog has lifted... 你觉得她有什么事？ 也许她茅塞顿开 |
| [06:45.18] | ...and she realizes that life without me... 发现没有我的人生… |
| [06:48.59] | ...sucks. 是黑白的 |
| [06:50.89] | It's possible. You are very lovable. I'd miss you if I broke up with you. 有可能，你很可爱 要是我跟你分手，也会想念你 |
| [06:56.89] | Just trying to be supportive. 我想表达支持 |
| [06:59.73] | Be supportive like a guy. 请以男人的方式表达 |
| [07:02.77] | If I broke up with you,I'd miss you. 要是我跟你分手，也会想念你 |
| [07:13.75] | You wanted to see me? 你找我？ |
| [07:20.39] | Here's a box of your stuff. 这一盒是你的东西 |
| [07:26.62] | It's just hats and a shirt and CD's. Just stuff that you've left here. 就是帽子、衣服、CD 一些你留在这里的东西 |
| [07:32.00] | What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me or something? 你干什么？想伤害我？ |
| [07:41.51] | It just seems that,you know, it's time we move on. 我只是觉得我们该往前走了 |
| [07:45.64] | I mean,don't you think? 你不同意吗？ |
| [07:50.68] | -Yes,I do. -Good. 同意啊 那就好 |
| [07:58.32] | This was a gift. 这是我送你的 |
| [08:00.53] | You got that for free from the museum gift shop. 那是博物馆礼品部的赠品 |
| [08:04.03] | It's still a gift. 它一样是礼物 |
| [08:05.93] | I got it from the "gift" shop. 我是从“礼品部”拿到的 |
| [08:10.10] | Okay! All right! Give me the mug! I'll keep the mug! 好，给我，我留着就是了 |
| [08:13.37] | Don't do me any favors. 不必假好心 |
| [08:15.11] | In fact... 既然如此… |
| [08:17.28] | ...where's the rest of my stuff? Like my.... 其他的东西呢？像… |
| [08:22.38] | This book is mine! 这本书是我的 |
| [08:26.78] | And that T-shirt you sleep in? I'd like that back too. Yes,I do. 你当成睡衣穿的T恤呢？ 我要拿回来 |
| [08:32.86] | You know how much I love that T-shirt. You never even wear that T-shirt. 你明知我很喜欢那件衣服 你根本没在穿 |
| [08:37.70] | I'm just trying to help you "move on." 我是在帮你往前走 |
| [08:41.17] | Oh,you are a petty man. 你真小器 |
| [08:46.34] | -Petty... -... petty,petty... 小器… |
| [08:48.01] | -...small.... -...small.... 小心眼… |
| [08:53.31] | You are so just doing this out of spite. 你是故意要气我的 |
| [08:57.68] | I'm gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt! 我会一直穿着，我爱这件衣服 |
| [09:01.39] | You haven't worn it since you were 15! It doesn't even fit you anymore! 你15岁之后就没穿过了 根本塞不下 |
| [09:17.00] | （法兰基说：放轻松） |
| [09:21.84] | If you don't mind,I'm gonna take the rest of my stuff... 不好意思，我要把东西拿走了 |
| [09:25.78] | ...and "relax"... 我要去放轻松… |
| [09:28.78] | ...in my favorite shirt. 穿着我最爱的衣服 |
| [09:32.78] | You have a pleasant evening. 祝你今晚愉快 |
| [09:44.70] | So you're,like,a zillionaire. 你是亿兆富翁 |
| [09:48.37] | And you're our age. You're our age. 却跟我们差不多大 |
| [09:51.40] | You know what? You should buy a state... 你知道吗？你应该买下一个州 |
| [09:54.27] | ...and then just name it after yourself. 取你自己的名字 |
| [09:57.07] | Like,"Pete Dakota"? 例如彼达科塔？ |
| [10:00.14] | Or "Mississi-Pete." 或是密西西彼特 |
| [10:03.75] | I got it: "Pete Chicago." 我知道了：彼芝加哥 |
| [10:08.25] | That's not a state,Joe. 芝加哥不是州 |
| [10:10.62] | Oh,and "Mississi-Pete" is? 密西西彼特就是？ |
| [10:15.16] | I gotta go. 我该走了 |
| [10:17.23] | I'll see you guys later. 改天见 |
| [10:18.90] | You're our age. 你跟我们差不多大 |
| [10:22.93] | So are we on for tomorrow? 明天再见？ |
| [10:24.90] | Absolutely. 好 |
| [10:28.07] | Now,get out of here,you! 快走吧 |
| [10:36.65] | Okay,I'm running out of places I can touch him. 我快要没地方可以摸了 |
| [10:40.42] | Is something wrong with me? 我有毛病吗？ |
| [10:42.15] | Why am I only attracted to guys with no future? 我为何总是喜欢没有未来的人 |
| [10:45.12] | Either they're too old, or they're too young. 不是太老，就是太小 |
| [10:48.00] | And there's Pete, who's crazy about me... 彼特这么喜欢我 |
| [10:50.36] | ...and he's absolutely perfect, and there's zip going on! 而且这么完美，我们又合得来 |
| [10:53.93] | Does it sound like something's wrong with me? 我是不是有什么毛病？ |
| [10:56.37] | Yeah,kind of. 好像是 |
| [11:00.81] | Happy? Is that what I'm supposed to be,Vic? 我应该感到开心吗？ |
| [11:05.48] | Why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be? 不如由你来告诉我 |
| [11:08.35] | Because I sure as hell can't figure it out! 因为我实在搞不懂 |
| [11:10.82] | I talk to you,and nothing! 我们的交谈没有感情 |
| [11:13.35] | You look at me,and it's nothing! 你看着我的眼神没有感情 |
| [11:19.12] | Nothing. 什么都没有 |
| [11:23.03] | Tasty. 有意思 |
| [11:25.80] | I'm really starting to feel like you guys have a history. It's nice. 我开始觉得 你们有渊源了，很好 |
| [11:30.13] | I have a question about this scene. 我对这场戏有个疑问 |
| [11:33.34] | I don't understand why Adrianne's attracted to Victor. 爱莉安为什么会喜欢维克？ |
| [11:37.21] | Peel the onion. 你要抽丝剥茧 |
| [11:40.08] | First of all,he's good-looking. 第一，他很帅 |
| [11:43.88] | My character needs a bit more of a reason than that. 我的角色需要更好的理由 |
| [11:53.26] | I don't know why my character likes you either. 我也不知道维克为什么喜欢你 |
| [11:56.33] | I mean,it says in the script that you're a bitch. 剧本上说你是个贱人 |
| [12:00.10] | -lt doesn't say that in the script. -lt does in mine. 剧本上没写 我这一本有 |
| [12:06.27] | I can blow-dry it,gel it. It doesn't matter. 我吹干、上发胶，还是一样 |
| [12:09.27] | I still wind up with this little... 还是有一撮… |
| [12:11.34] | ...cowlick-y thing on the middle part of my head. It's so annoying. 像是被牛舔过的头发，烦死了 |
| [12:31.46] | Is there any chance you didn't see that? 你会不会刚好没看到？ |
| [12:38.34] | Ross,you gotta stop,okay? 罗斯，别再看了 |
| [12:40.81] | You can't stare through the peephole for three hours. 你不能在那里瞄上三小时 |
| [12:46.38] | You're gonna get peep-eye. 你会得偷窥眼 |
| [12:49.08] | I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. 我就知道，我就知道她喜欢他 |
| [12:52.38] | She'd say no,but here we are. We just broke up,first thing she does! 她一直否认，结果呢 我们才刚分手，她就破功了 |
| [12:57.22] | You didn't "just break up." 你们没有“才刚分手” |
| [12:59.00] | It's been,like,three weeks! 才三个星期 |
| [13:01.06] | You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. 你不到三小时就跟别人上床 |
| [13:05.23] | I mean,bullets have left guns slower. 连子弹都没这么快 |
| [13:09.17] | Here they come! Here they 他们回来了… |
| [13:11.20] | If she kisses him good night, I'll kill myself. 要是她跟他吻别，我会自杀 |
| [13:14.24] | I can't watch. 我看不下去了 |
| [13:17.04] | Come on. Date over! Date over! 约会该结束了 |
| [13:19.84] | Here we go. She's going in. 没事，她要进去了 |
| [13:22.85] | She's going in. 她要进去了 |
| [13:24.22] | Wait! He's going in! 他也要进去 |
| [13:27.35] | He's going in! 他进去了 |
| [13:33.19] | And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave. 门的发明者可以安息了 |
| [13:37.36] | I have to do something. I have to stop it! 我得想办法阻止 |
| [13:40.03] | -Stop what? -I don't know. 阻止什么？ 我不知道 |
| [13:42.13] | But I have a feeling my being there will do it. 但只要我过去就行了 |
| [13:47.71] | Juice! I need juice! 果汁！我要喝果汁 |
| [13:49.64] | You can't! 不行 |
| [13:51.74] | -They must be stopped! -I am your friend... 一定要阻止他们 我是你的朋友 |
| [13:54.28] | ...and I won't let you do this! 我不会让你这么做 |
| [13:56.48] | You are surprisingly strong! 你还真强壮 |
| [13:59.65] | -I need juice! People need juice! -Look,man.... 我要喝果汁，人都要喝果汁 听我说 |
| [14:03.32] | -People need juice! -Listen to me! 人都要喝果汁 听我说！ |
| [14:10.13] | She's moving on. If it's not this guy,it's gonna be somebody else. 她往前走了 就算不是他，也会有别人 |
| [14:14.57] | And unless you're thinking about subletting my peephole... 除非你打算租下这个窥孔 |
| [14:17.74] | ...you'll have to get used to the fact that it's over! 否则你就得面对分手的事实 |
| [14:21.17] | Okay,man? It's over. 好吗？结束了 |
| [14:30.75] | It's just I miss her so much. 我真的很想她 |
| [14:34.49] | I know. 我知道 |
| [14:38.46] | Why do your coffee mugs have numbers? 咖啡杯为什么有编号？ |
| [14:43.83] | So if one of them's missing, she can be like,"Where's number 27?" 要是少了一个 她就可以说27号杯呢？ |
| [14:56.67] | You know what? 你知道吗？ |
| [14:57.84] | No,and I don't think I'm gonna want to. 不知道，也不想知道 |
| [15:01.35] | -I can't do this. -That's what I didn't want to know. 我办不到 我就是不想知道这件事 |
| [15:05.35] | Oh,I'm just doing this for the wrong reasons,you know? 我的出发点是错的 |
| [15:09.52] | I'm doing it to get back at Ross. 我只是想报复罗斯 |
| [15:11.69] | I'm sorry. It's not very fair to you. 对不起，这样对你不公平 |
| [15:17.36] | Fair,shmair. You know? 去他的公平 |
| [15:19.23] | You wanna get back at Ross, I am here for you. 你想报复罗斯，尽管找我 |
| [15:23.67] | Really. 真的 |
| [15:25.04] | I say we get back at him right here on this couch. Right here! 我们就在这张沙发上报复他吧 |
| [15:31.41] | Oh,my God. 天哪 |
| [15:35.25] | I'm sorry about this. 很抱歉 |
| [15:38.32] | That's okay. 没关系 |
| [15:41.59] | You sure? 你确定？ |
| [15:45.56] | I can just go home and get back at him by myself. 我可以回去自己报复他 |
| [15:52.43] | and should become the penicillin of the 2 1st century. 将成为21世纪的盘尼西林 |
| [15:55.67] | And so today,this hospital is about to take major steps... 所以今天，本院将朝领导改革 |
| [15:59.70] | ...toward leading that revolution. 跨出一大步 |
| [16:03.87] | Can I ask you something? 问你一件事 |
| [16:09.41] | Where are we? 目前是什么状况？ |
| [16:11.42] | Well,with all these doctors and nurses... 有这么多医生、护士在场 |
| [16:15.00] | ... I'm gonna say,"Midget Rodeo." 应该是小型马术表演 |
| [16:18.00] | Just tell me the truth. 跟我说实话 |
| [16:24.93] | You know,I don't think I told you this... 我应该没有告诉你 |
| [16:27.83] | ... but I just recently got out of a serious relationship. 我刚结束一段很认真的感情 |
| [16:31.44] | Oh,right. Wasn't that a year ago? 一年前对吧？ |
| [16:35.84] | So I did tell you. 原来我说过了 |
| [16:38.18] | That's not really the thing. 其实不是这个原因 |
| [16:40.41] | I'm just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. 我目前想把注意力 放在自己身上 |
| [16:50.39] | -I so want to be attracted to you. -But you're not. Okay. Good. 我也想对你有兴趣 但是你没有，好 |
| [16:55.03] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [16:58.70] | You know what? Don't be. 不必对不起 |
| [17:01.57] | Don't be,because it's not so bad. 真的，没有那么糟 |
| [17:04.54] | It's not? 真的？ |
| [17:05.57] | Yeah. I know I'm no Jon Bon Jovi. 我又不是强邦乔飞 |
| [17:10.54] | Or someone you find attractive. 或是什么有魅力的人 |
| [17:16.31] | ...that you might end up feeling differently. 你的感觉或许会变 |
| [17:23.39] | I don't want this to come out wrong... 你别误会 |
| [17:26.46] | ...but you're awfully confident for a guy I said I wasn't attracted to. 但是以被拒绝的人来说 你还真有自信 |
| [17:30.66] | Stupidly charming,isn't it? 傻得很可爱吧？ |
| [17:35.50] | You wanna get something to eat? This place is kind of depressing. 要不要去吃饭？ 这里蛮令人沮丧的 |
| [17:40.60] | Now the man who made all of this possible,Mr. Peter Becker. 我们欢迎幕后功臣 彼特贝克先生 |
| [17:46.14] | One second. 等一下 |
| [17:55.02] | I don't think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in. 一山不容二虎，一臣不事二主 |
| [18:08.00] | I wasn't doing anything. 我什么也没做 |
| [18:16.87] | What did she do now? 她又怎么了？ |
| [18:18.84] | Just because she went to Yale,she thinks she's the greatest actress... 她在耶鲁念戏剧 就自以为比… |
| [18:23.78] | ...since sliced bread. 切片吐司厉害 |
| [18:27.05] | Ah,Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth. 切片吐司 她的马克白夫人是一绝 |
| [18:34.89] | ...and "Oh,I'm so pretty," and "Oh,I smell so good." “我好漂亮”、“我好香” |
| [18:39.83] | I think somebody has a crush on somebody. 有某人喜欢上某人罗 |
| [18:42.37] | Can we please try and stay focused on my problem here? 请专心讨论我的问题好吗？ |
| [18:54.31] | You're out of your mind! 少来了 |
| [18:56.38] | You've done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours. 这两天你开口闭口都是她 |
| [18:59.25] | If you were in school,you'd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now. 要是在学校里你已经 在拉她的辫子、推她了 |
| [19:04.22] | Then how come I keep thinking about her... 那为什么我老是想着… |
| [19:06.82] | ...in all these sexual scenarios and stuff? 要用各种姿势跟她嘿咻？ |
| [19:16.10] | Happy? Is that what I'm supposed to be,Vic? Happy? 我应该感到开心，是吗？ |
| [19:20.40] | Why don't you tell me what you're supposed to be,huh? 不如由你来告诉我 |
| [19:23.51] | Because I sure as hell can't figure it out. 因为我实在搞不懂 |
| [19:26.08] | I talk to you,and it's nothing. 我们的交谈没有感情 |
| [19:28.71] | You look at me,and nothing. 你看着我的眼神没有感情 |
| [19:44.46] | Nothing. 什么都没有 |
| [19:47.80] | You guys make me fly! 你们让我乐翻天了 |
| [19:56.44] | Okay,we're gonna pick it up here,tomorrow. 明天再继续排 |
| [20:01.55] | -Well,that was.... -Better? 刚才… 好多了？ |
| [20:07.58] | ...an improvement. 有进步 |
| [20:10.65] | -Good night. -Kate. 再见 凯特 |
| [20:14.73] | You forgot your shoes. 你忘了拿鞋子 |
| [20:18.56] | I'm probably gonna need those,huh? 不穿鞋子恐怕不行 |
| [20:26.07] | Hey,listen... 凯特 |
| [20:28.61] | ...you feel like getting a cup of coffee? 要不要去喝杯咖啡？ |
| [20:32.31] | Kate... 凯特 |
| [20:33.48] | ...you ready to go? 可以走了吗？ |
| [20:37.18] | Very nice. Very nice. 很好，非常好 |
| [20:44.79] | -See you tomorrow? -Yeah. Sure. 明天见 好 |
| [20:46.92] | -Right. -Good night. 再见 晚安 |
| [21:01.61] | Why isn't it "Spiderman"? 为什么没有蜘蛛曼？ |
| [21:04.11] | Like Goldman,Silverman? 像是金曼、席维曼 |
| [21:06.84] | Because it's not his last name. 因为那不是他的姓 |
| [21:09.65] | It isn't? 不是吗？ |
| [21:10.71] | It's not,like... 他又不叫… |
| [21:12.68] | ... Phil Spiderman. 菲尔蜘蛛曼 |
| [21:17.39] | He's a Spider-... 他是个蜘蛛… |
| [21:18.79] | ... man. 人 |
| [21:21.49] | You know,like,Goldman is a last name. 像金曼是姓氏 |
| [21:24.80] | But there's no Gold Man. 但是没有金人 |
| [21:29.90] | There should be a Gold Man! 应该要有金人 |
| [21:36.04] | -How was work? -Oh,great. 工作顺利吗？ 很好 |
| [21:37.74] | Although I did sit down where there wasn't a chair. 不过我不小心摔到地上 |
| [21:41.58] | By the way,Ross dropped by a box of your stuff. 罗斯拿了一盒你的东西来 |
| [21:44.21] | Oh. Well,I guess I had that one coming. 意料中事 |
| [21:48.02] | I'm just gonna throw it out. It's probably just shampoo and 直接扔掉吧，还不是洗发精… |
| [21:53.22] | Something wrong? 怎么了？ |
| [22:04.03] | No. Nothing. 没事 |
| [22:12.84] | So what kind of powers would "Gold Man" have? 金人有什么超能力？ |
| [22:17.61] | Okay. Well,he would turn things to gold. 他能把东西变成金子 |
| [22:21.39] | -And things that are already gold? -His work is done. 已经是金子的东西呢？ 那就是完成任务了 |
| [22:27.19] | Let's play my game. 来玩我的游戏 |
| [22:29.89] | All right,you yellow-bellied, lily-livered 你这个中看不中用的… |
| [22:33.83] | Draw! 拔枪！ |
| [22:38.54] | Yeah,it's fun. 好玩 |
| [02:31.-3] | Hello, people who do not live here. hai, bu zhu zai zhe li de ren |
| [02:47.-1] | " Mr. Millionaire. New, from Snooty Playthings. " bai wan fu weng xian sheng" zui xin wan ju zu he |
| [02:51.-1] | Third wife sold separately." san lao po dan du fa shou |
| [02:57.-3] | He' s so funny and so sweet. And I' m not attracted to him at all! ta feng qu you ti tie er wo dui ta mei xing qu |
| [03:13.-2] | Lifesized lmperial Storm Troopers from Sharper lmage? you zhen ren da xiao de " xing ji da zhan" ren wu mo xing ma? |
| [07:53.-4] | I really do. wo zhen de tong yi |
| [08:44.-2] | You are a petty, petty... xiao qi |
| [11:04.-1] | Happy? shi ma? |
| [11:47.-1] | Hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! wo zhi dao, yin wei ju ben zhe me xie! |
| [12:16.-4] | Does it bug you? You bug me. ni kan le fan bu fan? ni bi jiao fan |
| [13:29.-4] | The door' s closed! I can' t see anything with the door closed! men guan le, men guan zhe wo kan bu dao |
| [13:45.-2] | I' ll go over and I will borrow something! wo yao guo qu jie dong xi |
| [14:41.-3] | Oh, that' s so Monica can keep track. zhe yang mo ni ka cai fang bian zhui zong |
| [16:46.-4] | Do you know what I mean? Oh, I know. ni dong ma? wo dong |
| [17:14.-1] | I just think, you know... wo zhi shi jue de |
| [18:03.-3] | Draw! ba qiang! |
| [18:31.-4] | I hate her. I hate her with her " Oh, I' m so talented"... wo hen ta, wo hen ta de " wo hao you cai hua" |
| [18:47.-2] | I' m talking about you, you big, big freak. wo jiu shi shuo ni, zhu tou |
| [19:54.-2] | High! le si le |
| [20:05.-1] | Yeah, it was definitely... dui, di que |
| [00:02.71] | Here you go. Thank you. ni de ka fei xie xie |
| [00:06.89] | " Say, Rachel... rui qiu |
| [00:08.29] | ... I was wondering if you' d go to a movie with me sometime... you kong yao bu yao yi qi qu kan dian ying |
| [00:11.52] | ... as my lover." yi qing lv de shen fen |
| [00:16.39] | Too out there. tai ming xian le |
| [00:17.86] | " Maybe you' d like to have dinner with me sometime... gai tian yao bu yao yi qi chi fan |
| [00:21.57] | ... as my lover." yi qing lv de shen fen |
| [00:27.41] | All right, let' s go shopping. hao, mai dong xi qu |
| [00:29.41] | Before we go, there' s something I need to say. zou zhi qian wo you hua yao shuo |
| [00:37.68] | I' ve kind of had this crush on you. wo hen xi huan ni |
| [00:41.35] | Since you were with Ross, I didn' t do anything about it. yi qian you luo si, wo bu fang bian xing dong |
| [00:44.42] | Now that you' re not, I' d really like to ask you out sometime. ji ran ni men fen shou, wo xiang yue ni chu qu |
| [00:49.03] | So that' s what I' m doing... wo xian zai jiu shi zai |
| [00:51.43] | ... now. yue ni |
| [01:08.61] | I dropped a cup. wo diao le yi ge bei zi |
| [01:11.78] | The One With the Tiny TShirt ben ji bo chu:" hui bie guo qu" |
| [02:01.00] | So within a few years, voice recognition... zai guo ji nian, yu yin bian shi xi tong |
| [02:04.10] | ... will be standard on any computer. jiang cheng wei dian nao ji ben pei bei |
| [02:06.57] | You know, so you could be, like, " Wash my car." " Clean my room." ni ke yi shuo" qu xi che" " qu da sao fang jian" |
| [02:11.31] | It won' t be able to do any of those things, but it' ll understand. dian nao ban bu dao, dan shi ting de dong |
| [02:16.58] | Oh, this was so great. hao bang o |
| [02:18.02] | Yeah, it was. shi a |
| [02:21.12] | All right, then. jiu zhe yang ba |
| [02:23.92] | Bye. zai jian |
| [02:37.87] | I gave you a key for emergencies. bei yong yao shi shi you ji shi shi yong de |
| [02:40.37] | We were out of Doritos. wo men mei you duo li duo zi le |
| [02:44.04] | Hey, how' d the date go with Mr. Millionaire? gen bai wan fu weng de yue hui ru he? |
| [02:53.89] | He' s great. We have such a good time together. ta hen bang, wo men zai yi qi hen kai xin |
| [03:02.39] | Still? hai shi mei xing qu? |
| [03:04.40] | It' s driving me crazy. In every other way, he' s the perfect guy. wo kuai feng le ta zai ge fang mian dou hen wan mei |
| [03:08.23] | He has everything. Plus, he actually has everything. ta shen me dou hao, er qie shen me dou you |
| [03:16.24] | Two. liang tao |
| [03:18.31] | Can Joey and I put them on and fight? qiao yi he wo ke yi na lai dui da ma? |
| [03:22.91] | Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy lao ma, lao ba, wo shi chao ji huai xiao zi |
| [03:27.92] | Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy lao ma, lao ba, wo shi chao ji huai xiao zi |
| [03:35.56] | I guess he must' ve gotten the part in that play. ta yi ding jie dao na chu wu tai ju le |
| [03:39.03] | Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. huo zheng ru ge luo li ya yi si te fen suo chang |
| [03:41.23] | Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you. ren chi zao hui sui jie zou qi wu |
| [03:49.61] | Joe, how' s it going? Good. qiao, ni hao ma? hen hao |
| [03:59.28] | So you' re playing Adrianne? ni yan ai li an? |
| [04:01.19] | Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins? dui, ni yan zhi zhang tang ge? |
| [04:05.92] | No. I' m playing your husband, Victor. I' m Joey Tribbiani. bu shi, wo yan ni de zhang fu wei ke qiao yi cui bi ya ni |
| [04:09.73] | Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller. hen gao xing ren shi ni, kai te mi lei |
| [04:19.04] | So the play' s pretty great, huh? zhe ge ju ben hen bang ba? |
| [04:21.71] | Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry' s work. shi a, wo hao xi huan zhen ni fu ban bei li de zuo pin |
| [04:24.41] | She' s so incisive when it comes to deconstructing the middle class. ta you qi neng jing que de jie gou zhong chan jie ji |
| [04:28.78] | Oh, forget about it. She rocks! fei hua na me duo, zong zhi ta chao li hai |
| [04:36.62] | Where do I know you from? wo zai na li jian guo ni? |
| [04:40.29] | Dr. Drake Ramoray? la mo rui yi sheng? |
| [04:43.39] | Days of our Lives? " wo men de sui yue"? |
| [04:45.16] | Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?. " shao nv za zhi" piao xuan wei zui xiang gen ta yue hui de shen jing wai ke yi sheng |
| [04:49.33] | No, that' s not it. bu shi na ge |
| [04:52.00] | So you' re a soap actor. yuan lai ni shi lian xu ju yan yuan |
| [04:54.01] | This must be exciting for you, being in a real play. neng yan chu wu tai ju, ni yi ding hen xing fen |
| [04:57.44] | Hey, I' ve done plays before. I' m a serious actor. wo ye yan guo wu tai ju wo shi zhuan ye yan yuan |
| [05:01.68] | That infomercial! na zhi gong yi guang gao |
| [05:05.08] | For the milkcartonspout thing! dao he zhuang niu nai na yi zhi |
| [05:07.19] | You' re the guy who doesn' t know how to pour milk! ni shi na ge bu hui dao niu nai de ren |
| [05:11.36] | I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn' t. wo hui dao niu nai, wo ba ni pian dao le |
| [05:15.83] | Now, see, that' s acting. zhe jiu shi yan ji |
| [05:18.13] | Right. At the end, you choked on a cookie. ni hai bei bing gan ye dao |
| [05:21.33] | That was real. na shi zhen de |
| [05:24.60] | I cannot believe Mark asked you out. I know. ma ke ju ran yue ni chu qu shi a |
| [05:28.04] | What are you gonna tell him? ni yao zen me hui da? |
| [05:30.04] | I told him I would think about it, but I' m gonna tell him no. wo shuo wo hui kao lv, dan shi wo yao ju jue |
| [05:36.38] | I think I' d say no to anybody right now. wo mu qian bu xiang yue hui |
| [05:42.32] | But it was so strange. I mean, I' m standing there... hao qi guai, zhe yang yi ge |
| [05:45.79] | ... with this charming, cute guy who' s asking me to go out with him... mi ren ying jun de nan ren yue wo chu qu |
| [05:50.33] | ... which I' m allowed to do... er wo ye ke yi qu |
| [05:52.46] | ... and I felt guilty, like I' d be cheating on Ross or something. dan wo que you zui e gan fang fu na yang shi bei pan luo si |
| [05:57.00] | Wow. So, okay, maybe that means... ye xu zhe dai biao |
| [06:00.34] | ... you' re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father. ni hai mei you wang qing luo si er qie you fu nv wen ti |
| [06:08.25] | I don' t have issues with my father. So it' s just the Ross thing. wo mei you fu nv wen ti na jiu shi luo si de wen ti le |
| [06:14.39] | I hate this woman! I hate her! wo hen zhe ge nv ren, wo hen ta |
| [06:16.55] | She told everyone about that infomercial... ta dao chu xuan chuan gong yi guang gao de shi |
| [06:19.26] | ... and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks! da jia dou pao lai zhao wo kai yin liao |
| [06:22.66] | And whenever I can' t do it, they' re all, like, laughing at me! mei ci wo da bu kai, ta men jiu xiao wo |
| [06:32.27] | So Rachel called. rui qiu da dian hua lai |
| [06:35.17] | Wants to see me. shuo xiang jian wo |
| [06:38.08] | Going over in a minute. wo dai hui r jiu yao guo qu |
| [06:40.38] | What do you think she wants? Maybe the crazy fog has lifted... ni jue de ta you shen me shi? ye xu ta mao se dun kai |
| [06:45.18] | ... and she realizes that life without me... fa xian mei you wo de ren sheng |
| [06:48.59] | ... sucks. shi hei bai de |
| [06:50.89] | It' s possible. You are very lovable. I' d miss you if I broke up with you. you ke neng, ni hen ke ai yao shi wo gen ni fen shou, ye hui xiang nian ni |
| [06:56.89] | Just trying to be supportive. wo xiang biao da zhi chi |
| [06:59.73] | Be supportive like a guy. qing yi nan ren de fang shi biao da |
| [07:02.77] | If I broke up with you, I' d miss you. yao shi wo gen ni fen shou, ye hui xiang nian ni |
| [07:13.75] | You wanted to see me? ni zhao wo? |
| [07:20.39] | Here' s a box of your stuff. zhe yi he shi ni de dong xi |
| [07:26.62] | It' s just hats and a shirt and CD' s. Just stuff that you' ve left here. jiu shi mao zi yi fu CD yi xie ni liu zai zhe li de dong xi |
| [07:32.00] | What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me or something? ni gan shen me? xiang shang hai wo? |
| [07:41.51] | It just seems that, you know, it' s time we move on. wo zhi shi jue de wo men gai wang qian zou le |
| [07:45.64] | I mean, don' t you think? ni bu tong yi ma? |
| [07:50.68] | Yes, I do. Good. tong yi a na jiu hao |
| [07:58.32] | This was a gift. zhe shi wo song ni de |
| [08:00.53] | You got that for free from the museum gift shop. na shi bo wu guan li pin bu de zeng pin |
| [08:04.03] | It' s still a gift. ta yi yang shi li wu |
| [08:05.93] | I got it from the " gift" shop. wo shi cong" li pin bu" na dao de |
| [08:10.10] | Okay! All right! Give me the mug! I' ll keep the mug! hao, gei wo, wo liu zhe jiu shi le |
| [08:13.37] | Don' t do me any favors. bu bi jia hao xin |
| [08:15.11] | In fact... ji ran ru ci |
| [08:17.28] | ... where' s the rest of my stuff? Like my.... qi ta de dong xi ne? xiang |
| [08:22.38] | This book is mine! zhe ben shu shi wo de |
| [08:26.78] | And that Tshirt you sleep in? I' d like that back too. Yes, I do. ni dang cheng shui yi chuan de T xu ne? wo yao na hui lai |
| [08:32.86] | You know how much I love that Tshirt. You never even wear that Tshirt. ni ming zhi wo hen xi huan na jian yi fu ni gen ben mei zai chuan |
| [08:37.70] | I' m just trying to help you " move on." wo shi zai bang ni wang qian zou |
| [08:41.17] | Oh, you are a petty man. ni zhen xiao qi |
| [08:46.34] | Petty... ... petty, petty... xiao qi |
| [08:48.01] | ... small.... ... small.... xiao xin yan |
| [08:53.31] | You are so just doing this out of spite. ni shi gu yi yao qi wo de |
| [08:57.68] | I' m gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt! wo hui yi zhi chuan zhe, wo ai zhe jian yi fu |
| [09:01.39] | You haven' t worn it since you were 15! It doesn' t even fit you anymore! ni 15 sui zhi hou jiu mei chuan guo le gen ben sai bu xia |
| [09:17.00] | fa lan ji shuo: fang qing song |
| [09:21.84] | If you don' t mind, I' m gonna take the rest of my stuff... bu hao yi si, wo yao ba dong xi na zou le |
| [09:25.78] | ... and " relax"... wo yao qu fang qing song |
| [09:28.78] | ... in my favorite shirt. chuan zhe wo zui ai de yi fu |
| [09:32.78] | You have a pleasant evening. zhu ni jin wan yu kuai |
| [09:44.70] | So you' re, like, a zillionaire. ni shi yi zhao fu weng |
| [09:48.37] | And you' re our age. You' re our age. que gen wo men cha bu duo da |
| [09:51.40] | You know what? You should buy a state... ni zhi dao ma? ni ying gai mai xia yi ge zhou |
| [09:54.27] | ... and then just name it after yourself. qu ni zi ji de ming zi |
| [09:57.07] | Like," Pete Dakota"? li ru bi da ke ta? |
| [10:00.14] | Or " MississiPete." huo shi mi xi xi bi te |
| [10:03.75] | I got it: " Pete Chicago." wo zhi dao le: bi zhi jia ge |
| [10:08.25] | That' s not a state, Joe. zhi jia ge bu shi zhou |
| [10:10.62] | Oh, and " MississiPete" is? mi xi xi bi te jiu shi? |
| [10:15.16] | I gotta go. wo gai zou le |
| [10:17.23] | I' ll see you guys later. gai tian jian |
| [10:18.90] | You' re our age. ni gen wo men cha bu duo da |
| [10:22.93] | So are we on for tomorrow? ming tian zai jian? |
| [10:24.90] | Absolutely. hao |
| [10:28.07] | Now, get out of here, you! kuai zou ba |
| [10:36.65] | Okay, I' m running out of places I can touch him. wo kuai yao mo di fang ke yi mo le |
| [10:40.42] | Is something wrong with me? wo you mao bing ma? |
| [10:42.15] | Why am I only attracted to guys with no future? wo wei he zong shi xi huan mei you wei lai de ren |
| [10:45.12] | Either they' re too old, or they' re too young. bu shi tai lao, jiu shi tai xiao |
| [10:48.00] | And there' s Pete, who' s crazy about me... bi te zhe me xi huan wo |
| [10:50.36] | ... and he' s absolutely perfect, and there' s zip going on! er qie zhe me wan mei, wo men you he de lai |
| [10:53.93] | Does it sound like something' s wrong with me? wo shi bu shi you shen me mao bing? |
| [10:56.37] | Yeah, kind of. hao xiang shi |
| [11:00.81] | Happy? Is that what I' m supposed to be, Vic? wo ying gai gan dao kai xin ma? |
| [11:05.48] | Why don' t you tell me what you' re supposed to be? bu ru you ni lai gao su wo |
| [11:08.35] | Because I sure as hell can' t figure it out! yin wei wo shi zai gao bu dong |
| [11:10.82] | I talk to you, and nothing! wo men de jiao tan mei you gan qing |
| [11:13.35] | You look at me, and it' s nothing! ni kan zhe wo de yan shen mei you gan qing |
| [11:19.12] | Nothing. shen me dou mei you |
| [11:23.03] | Tasty. you yi si |
| [11:25.80] | I' m really starting to feel like you guys have a history. It' s nice. wo kai shi jue de ni men you yuan yuan le, hen hao |
| [11:30.13] | I have a question about this scene. wo dui zhe chang xi you ge yi wen |
| [11:33.34] | I don' t understand why Adrianne' s attracted to Victor. ai li an wei shi me hui xi huan wei ke? |
| [11:37.21] | Peel the onion. ni yao chou si bao jian |
| [11:40.08] | First of all, he' s goodlooking. di yi, ta hen shuai |
| [11:43.88] | My character needs a bit more of a reason than that. wo de jue se xu yao geng hao de li you |
| [11:53.26] | I don' t know why my character likes you either. wo ye bu zhi dao wei ke wei shi me xi huan ni |
| [11:56.33] | I mean, it says in the script that you' re a bitch. ju ben shang shuo ni shi ge jian ren |
| [12:00.10] | lt doesn' t say that in the script. lt does in mine. ju ben shang mei xie wo zhe yi ben you |
| [12:06.27] | I can blowdry it, gel it. It doesn' t matter. wo chui gan shang fa jiao, hai shi yi yang |
| [12:09.27] | I still wind up with this little... hai shi you yi zuo |
| [12:11.34] | ... cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. It' s so annoying. xiang shi bei niu tian guo de tou fa, fan si le |
| [12:31.46] | Is there any chance you didn' t see that? ni hui bu hui gang hao mei kan dao? |
| [12:38.34] | Ross, you gotta stop, okay? luo si, bie zai kan le |
| [12:40.81] | You can' t stare through the peephole for three hours. ni bu neng zai na li miao shang san xiao shi |
| [12:46.38] | You' re gonna get peepeye. ni hui de tou kui yan |
| [12:49.08] | I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. wo jiu zhi dao, wo jiu zhi dao ta xi huan ta |
| [12:52.38] | She' d say no, but here we are. We just broke up, first thing she does! ta yi zhi fou ren, jie guo ne wo men cai gang fen shou, ta jiu po gong le |
| [12:57.22] | You didn' t " just break up." ni men mei you" cai gang fen shou" |
| [12:59.00] | It' s been, like, three weeks! cai san ge xing qi |
| [13:01.06] | You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. ni bu dao san xiao shi jiu gen bie ren shang chuang |
| [13:05.23] | I mean, bullets have left guns slower. lian zi dan dou mei zhe me kuai |
| [13:09.17] | Here they come! Here they ta men hui lai le |
| [13:11.20] | If she kisses him good night, I' ll kill myself. yao shi ta gen ta wen bie, wo hui zi sha |
| [13:14.24] | I can' t watch. wo kan bu xia qu le |
| [13:17.04] | Come on. Date over! Date over! yue hui gai jie shu le |
| [13:19.84] | Here we go. She' s going in. mei shi, ta yao jin qu le |
| [13:22.85] | She' s going in. ta yao jin qu le |
| [13:24.22] | Wait! He' s going in! ta ye yao jin qu |
| [13:27.35] | He' s going in! ta jin qu le |
| [13:33.19] | And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave. men de fa ming zhe ke yi an xi le |
| [13:37.36] | I have to do something. I have to stop it! wo de xiang ban fa zu zhi |
| [13:40.03] | Stop what? I don' t know. zu zhi shen me? wo bu zhi dao |
| [13:42.13] | But I have a feeling my being there will do it. dan zhi yao wo guo qu jiu xing le |
| [13:47.71] | Juice! I need juice! guo zhi! wo yao he guo zhi |
| [13:49.64] | You can' t! bu xing |
| [13:51.74] | They must be stopped! I am your friend... yi ding yao zu zhi ta men wo shi ni de peng you |
| [13:54.28] | ... and I won' t let you do this! wo bu hui rang ni zhe me zuo |
| [13:56.48] | You are surprisingly strong! ni hai zhen qiang zhuang |
| [13:59.65] | I need juice! People need juice! Look, man.... wo yao he guo zhi, ren dou yao he guo zhi ting wo shuo |
| [14:03.32] | People need juice! Listen to me! ren dou yao he guo zhi ting wo shuo! |
| [14:10.13] | She' s moving on. If it' s not this guy, it' s gonna be somebody else. ta wang qian zou le jiu suan bu shi ta, ye hui you bie ren |
| [14:14.57] | And unless you' re thinking about subletting my peephole... chu fei ni da suan zu xia zhe ge kui kong |
| [14:17.74] | ... you' ll have to get used to the fact that it' s over! fou ze ni jiu de mian dui fen shou de shi shi |
| [14:21.17] | Okay, man? It' s over. hao ma? jie shu le |
| [14:30.75] | It' s just I miss her so much. wo zhen de hen xiang ta |
| [14:34.49] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [14:38.46] | Why do your coffee mugs have numbers? ka fei bei wei shi me you bian hao? |
| [14:43.83] | So if one of them' s missing, she can be like," Where' s number 27?" yao shi shao le yi ge ta jiu ke yi shuo 27 hao bei ne? |
| [14:56.67] | You know what? ni zhi dao ma? |
| [14:57.84] | No, and I don' t think I' m gonna want to. bu zhi dao, ye bu xiang zhi dao |
| [15:01.35] | I can' t do this. That' s what I didn' t want to know. wo ban bu dao wo jiu shi bu xiang zhi dao zhe jian shi |
| [15:05.35] | Oh, I' m just doing this for the wrong reasons, you know? wo de chu fa dian shi cuo de |
| [15:09.52] | I' m doing it to get back at Ross. wo zhi shi xiang bao fu luo si |
| [15:11.69] | I' m sorry. It' s not very fair to you. dui bu qi, zhe yang dui ni bu gong ping |
| [15:17.36] | Fair, shmair. You know? qu ta de gong ping |
| [15:19.23] | You wanna get back at Ross, I am here for you. ni xiang bao fu luo si, jin guan zhao wo |
| [15:23.67] | Really. zhen de |
| [15:25.04] | I say we get back at him right here on this couch. Right here! wo men jiu zai zhe zhang sha fa shang bao fu ta ba |
| [15:31.41] | Oh, my God. tian na |
| [15:35.25] | I' m sorry about this. hen bao qian |
| [15:38.32] | That' s okay. mei guan xi |
| [15:41.59] | You sure? ni que ding? |
| [15:45.56] | I can just go home and get back at him by myself. wo ke yi hui qu zi ji bao fu ta |
| [15:52.43] | and should become the penicillin of the 2 1st century. jiang cheng wei 21 shi ji de pan ni xi lin |
| [15:55.67] | And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps... suo yi jin tian, ben yuan jiang chao ling dao gai ge |
| [15:59.70] | ... toward leading that revolution. kua chu yi da bu |
| [16:03.87] | Can I ask you something? wen ni yi jian shi |
| [16:09.41] | Where are we? mu qian shi shen me zhuang kuang? |
| [16:11.42] | Well, with all these doctors and nurses... you zhe me duo yi sheng hu shi zai chang |
| [16:15.00] | ... I' m gonna say," Midget Rodeo." ying gai shi xiao xing ma shu biao yan |
| [16:18.00] | Just tell me the truth. gen wo shuo shi hua |
| [16:24.93] | You know, I don' t think I told you this... wo ying gai mei you gao su ni |
| [16:27.83] | ... but I just recently got out of a serious relationship. wo gang jie shu yi duan hen ren zhen de gan qing |
| [16:31.44] | Oh, right. Wasn' t that a year ago? yi nian qian dui ba? |
| [16:35.84] | So I did tell you. yuan lai wo shuo guo le |
| [16:38.18] | That' s not really the thing. qi shi bu shi zhe ge yuan yin |
| [16:40.41] | I' m just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. wo mu qian xiang ba zhu yi li fang zai zi ji shen shang |
| [16:50.39] | I so want to be attracted to you. But you' re not. Okay. Good. wo ye xiang dui ni you xing qu dan shi ni mei you, hao |
| [16:55.03] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [16:58.70] | You know what? Don' t be. bu bi dui bu qi |
| [17:01.57] | Don' t be, because it' s not so bad. zhen de, mei you na me zao |
| [17:04.54] | It' s not? zhen de? |
| [17:05.57] | Yeah. I know I' m no Jon Bon Jovi. wo you bu shi qiang bang qiao fei |
| [17:10.54] | Or someone you find attractive. huo shi shen me you mei li de ren |
| [17:16.31] | ... that you might end up feeling differently. ni de gan jue huo xu hui bian |
| [17:23.39] | I don' t want this to come out wrong... ni bie wu hui |
| [17:26.46] | ... but you' re awfully confident for a guy I said I wasn' t attracted to. dan shi yi bei ju jue de ren lai shuo ni hai zhen you zi xin |
| [17:30.66] | Stupidly charming, isn' t it? sha de hen ke ai ba? |
| [17:35.50] | You wanna get something to eat? This place is kind of depressing. yao bu yao qu chi fan? zhe li man ling ren ju sang de |
| [17:40.60] | Now the man who made all of this possible, Mr. Peter Becker. wo men huan ying mu hou gong chen bi te bei ke xian sheng |
| [17:46.14] | One second. deng yi xia |
| [17:55.02] | I don' t think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in. yi shan bu rong er hu, yi chen bu shi er zhu |
| [18:08.00] | I wasn' t doing anything. wo shen me ye mei zuo |
| [18:16.87] | What did she do now? ta you zen me le? |
| [18:18.84] | Just because she went to Yale, she thinks she' s the greatest actress... ta zai ye lu nian xi ju jiu zi yi wei bi |
| [18:23.78] | ... since sliced bread. qie pian tu si li hai |
| [18:27.05] | Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth. qie pian tu si ta de ma ke bai fu ren shi yi jue |
| [18:34.89] | ... and " Oh, I' m so pretty," and " Oh, I smell so good." " wo hao piao liang"" wo hao xiang" |
| [18:39.83] | I think somebody has a crush on somebody. you mou ren xi huan shang mou ren luo |
| [18:42.37] | Can we please try and stay focused on my problem here? qing zhuan xin tao lun wo de wen ti hao ma? |
| [18:54.31] | You' re out of your mind! shao lai le |
| [18:56.38] | You' ve done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours. zhe liang tian ni kai kou bi kou dou shi ta |
| [18:59.25] | If you were in school, you' d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now. yao shi zai xue xiao li ni yi jing zai la ta de bian zi tui ta le |
| [19:04.22] | Then how come I keep thinking about her... na wei shi me wo lao shi xiang zhe |
| [19:06.82] | ... in all these sexual scenarios and stuff? yao yong ge zhong zi shi gen ta hei xiu? |
| [19:16.10] | Happy? Is that what I' m supposed to be, Vic? Happy? wo ying gai gan dao kai xin, shi ma? |
| [19:20.40] | Why don' t you tell me what you' re supposed to be, huh? bu ru you ni lai gao su wo |
| [19:23.51] | Because I sure as hell can' t figure it out. yin wei wo shi zai gao bu dong |
| [19:26.08] | I talk to you, and it' s nothing. wo men de jiao tan mei you gan qing |
| [19:28.71] | You look at me, and nothing. ni kan zhe wo de yan shen mei you gan qing |
| [19:44.46] | Nothing. shen me dou mei you |
| [19:47.80] | You guys make me fly! ni men rang wo le fan tian le |
| [19:56.44] | Okay, we' re gonna pick it up here, tomorrow. ming tian zai ji xu pai |
| [20:01.55] | Well, that was.... Better? gang cai hao duo le? |
| [20:07.58] | ... an improvement. you jin bu |
| [20:10.65] | Good night. Kate. zai jian kai te |
| [20:14.73] | You forgot your shoes. ni wang le na xie zi |
| [20:18.56] | I' m probably gonna need those, huh? bu chuan xie zi kong pa bu xing |
| [20:26.07] | Hey, listen... kai te |
| [20:28.61] | ... you feel like getting a cup of coffee? yao bu yao qu he bei ka fei? |
| [20:32.31] | Kate... kai te |
| [20:33.48] | ... you ready to go? ke yi zou le ma? |
| [20:37.18] | Very nice. Very nice. hen hao, fei chang hao |
| [20:44.79] | See you tomorrow? Yeah. Sure. ming tian jian hao |
| [20:46.92] | Right. Good night. zai jian wan an |
| [21:01.61] | Why isn' t it " Spiderman"? wei shi me mei you zhi zhu man? |
| [21:04.11] | Like Goldman, Silverman? xiang shi jin man xi wei man |
| [21:06.84] | Because it' s not his last name. yin wei na bu shi ta de xing |
| [21:09.65] | It isn' t? bu shi ma? |
| [21:10.71] | It' s not, like... ta you bu jiao |
| [21:12.68] | ... Phil Spiderman. fei er zhi zhu man |
| [21:17.39] | He' s a Spider... ta shi ge zhi zhu |
| [21:18.79] | ... man. ren |
| [21:21.49] | You know, like, Goldman is a last name. xiang jin man shi xing shi |
| [21:24.80] | But there' s no Gold Man. dan shi mei you jin ren |
| [21:29.90] | There should be a Gold Man! ying gai yao you jin ren |
| [21:36.04] | How was work? Oh, great. gong zuo shun li ma? hen hao |
| [21:37.74] | Although I did sit down where there wasn' t a chair. bu guo wo bu xiao xin shuai dao di shang |
| [21:41.58] | By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff. luo si na le yi he ni de dong xi lai |
| [21:44.21] | Oh. Well, I guess I had that one coming. yi liao zhong shi |
| [21:48.02] | I' m just gonna throw it out. It' s probably just shampoo and zhi jie reng diao ba, hai bu shi xi fa jing |
| [21:53.22] | Something wrong? zen me le? |
| [22:04.03] | No. Nothing. mei shi |
| [22:12.84] | So what kind of powers would " Gold Man" have? jin ren you shen me chao neng li? |
| [22:17.61] | Okay. Well, he would turn things to gold. ta neng ba dong xi bian cheng jin zi |
| [22:21.39] | And things that are already gold? His work is done. yi jing shi jin zi de dong xi ne? na jiu shi wan cheng ren wu le |
| [22:27.19] | Let' s play my game. lai wan wo de you xi |
| [22:29.89] | All right, you yellowbellied, lilylivered ni zhe ge zhong kan bu zhong yong de |
| [22:33.83] | Draw! ba qiang! |
| [22:38.54] | Yeah, it' s fun. hao wan |
| [02:31.-3] | Hello, people who do not live here. hāi, bú zhù zài zhè lǐ de rén |
| [02:47.-1] | " Mr. Millionaire. New, from Snooty Playthings. " bǎi wàn fù wēng xiān shēng" zuì xīn wán jù zǔ hé |
| [02:51.-1] | Third wife sold separately." sān lǎo pó dān dú fā shòu |
| [02:57.-3] | He' s so funny and so sweet. And I' m not attracted to him at all! tā fēng qù yòu tǐ tiē ér wǒ duì tā méi xìng qù |
| [03:13.-2] | Lifesized lmperial Storm Troopers from Sharper lmage? yǒu zhēn rén dà xiǎo de " xīng jì dà zhàn" rén wù mó xíng ma? |
| [07:53.-4] | I really do. wǒ zhēn de tóng yì |
| [08:44.-2] | You are a petty, petty... xiǎo qì |
| [11:04.-1] | Happy? shì ma? |
| [11:47.-1] | Hey, how about this one? It says so in the script! wǒ zhī dào, yīn wèi jù běn zhè me xiě! |
| [12:16.-4] | Does it bug you? You bug me. nǐ kàn le fán bù fán? nǐ bǐ jiào fán |
| [13:29.-4] | The door' s closed! I can' t see anything with the door closed! mén guān le, mén guān zhe wǒ kàn bú dào |
| [13:45.-2] | I' ll go over and I will borrow something! wǒ yào guò qù jiè dōng xī |
| [14:41.-3] | Oh, that' s so Monica can keep track. zhè yàng mó nī kǎ cái fāng biàn zhuī zōng |
| [16:46.-4] | Do you know what I mean? Oh, I know. nǐ dǒng ma? wǒ dǒng |
| [17:14.-1] | I just think, you know... wǒ zhǐ shì jué de |
| [18:03.-3] | Draw! bá qiāng! |
| [18:31.-4] | I hate her. I hate her with her " Oh, I' m so talented"... wǒ hèn tā, wǒ hèn tā de " wǒ hǎo yǒu cái huá" |
| [18:47.-2] | I' m talking about you, you big, big freak. wǒ jiù shì shuō nǐ, zhū tóu |
| [19:54.-2] | High! lè sǐ le |
| [20:05.-1] | Yeah, it was definitely... duì, dí què |
| [00:02.71] | Here you go. Thank you. nǐ de kā fēi xiè xiè |
| [00:06.89] | " Say, Rachel... ruì qiū |
| [00:08.29] | ... I was wondering if you' d go to a movie with me sometime... yǒu kòng yào bú yào yì qǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng |
| [00:11.52] | ... as my lover." yǐ qíng lǚ de shēn fèn |
| [00:16.39] | Too out there. tài míng xiǎn le |
| [00:17.86] | " Maybe you' d like to have dinner with me sometime... gǎi tiān yào bú yào yì qǐ chī fàn |
| [00:21.57] | ... as my lover." yǐ qíng lǚ de shēn fèn |
| [00:27.41] | All right, let' s go shopping. hǎo, mǎi dōng xi qù |
| [00:29.41] | Before we go, there' s something I need to say. zǒu zhī qián wǒ yǒu huà yào shuō |
| [00:37.68] | I' ve kind of had this crush on you. wǒ hěn xǐ huān nǐ |
| [00:41.35] | Since you were with Ross, I didn' t do anything about it. yǐ qián yǒu luó sī, wǒ bù fāng biàn xíng dòng |
| [00:44.42] | Now that you' re not, I' d really like to ask you out sometime. jì rán nǐ men fēn shǒu, wǒ xiǎng yuē nǐ chū qù |
| [00:49.03] | So that' s what I' m doing... wǒ xiàn zài jiù shì zài |
| [00:51.43] | ... now. yuē nǐ |
| [01:08.61] | I dropped a cup. wǒ diào le yí gè bēi zi |
| [01:11.78] | The One With the Tiny TShirt běn jí bō chū:" huī bié guò qù" |
| [02:01.00] | So within a few years, voice recognition... zài guò jǐ nián, yǔ yīn biàn shí xì tǒng |
| [02:04.10] | ... will be standard on any computer. jiāng chéng wéi diàn nǎo jī běn pèi bèi |
| [02:06.57] | You know, so you could be, like, " Wash my car." " Clean my room." nǐ kě yǐ shuō" qù xǐ chē" " qù dǎ sǎo fáng jiān" |
| [02:11.31] | It won' t be able to do any of those things, but it' ll understand. diàn nǎo bàn bú dào, dàn shì tīng de dǒng |
| [02:16.58] | Oh, this was so great. hǎo bàng ō |
| [02:18.02] | Yeah, it was. shì a |
| [02:21.12] | All right, then. jiù zhè yàng ba |
| [02:23.92] | Bye. zài jiàn |
| [02:37.87] | I gave you a key for emergencies. bèi yòng yào shi shì yǒu jí shì shí yòng de |
| [02:40.37] | We were out of Doritos. wǒ men méi yǒu duō lì duō zī le |
| [02:44.04] | Hey, how' d the date go with Mr. Millionaire? gēn bǎi wàn fù wēng de yuē huì rú hé? |
| [02:53.89] | He' s great. We have such a good time together. tā hěn bàng, wǒ men zài yì qǐ hěn kāi xīn |
| [03:02.39] | Still? hái shì méi xìng qù? |
| [03:04.40] | It' s driving me crazy. In every other way, he' s the perfect guy. wǒ kuài fēng le tā zài gè fāng miàn dōu hěn wán měi |
| [03:08.23] | He has everything. Plus, he actually has everything. tā shén me dōu hǎo, ér qiě shén me dōu yǒu |
| [03:16.24] | Two. liǎng tào |
| [03:18.31] | Can Joey and I put them on and fight? qiáo yī hé wǒ kě yǐ ná lái duì dǎ ma? |
| [03:22.91] | Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy lǎo mā, lǎo bà, wǒ shì chāo jí huài xiǎo zi |
| [03:27.92] | Oh, Mommy! Oh, Daddy! I am a big old baddy lǎo mā, lǎo bà, wǒ shì chāo jí huài xiǎo zi |
| [03:35.56] | I guess he must' ve gotten the part in that play. tā yí dìng jiē dào nà chū wǔ tái jù le |
| [03:39.03] | Either that, or Gloria Estefan was right. huò zhèng rú gé luó lì yà yī sī tè fēn suǒ chàng |
| [03:41.23] | Eventually, the rhythm is going to get you. rén chí zǎo huì suí jié zòu qǐ wǔ |
| [03:49.61] | Joe, how' s it going? Good. qiáo, nǐ hǎo ma? hěn hǎo |
| [03:59.28] | So you' re playing Adrianne? nǐ yǎn ài lì ān? |
| [04:01.19] | Yes. Are you one of the retarded cousins? duì, nǐ yǎn zhì zhàng táng gē? |
| [04:05.92] | No. I' m playing your husband, Victor. I' m Joey Tribbiani. bú shì, wǒ yǎn nǐ de zhàng fū wéi kè qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní |
| [04:09.73] | Hi. Nice to meet you. Kate Miller. hěn gāo xìng rèn shi nǐ, kǎi tè mǐ lēi |
| [04:19.04] | So the play' s pretty great, huh? zhè gè jù běn hěn bàng ba? |
| [04:21.71] | Oh, yeah. I love Jennifer Banberry' s work. shì a, wǒ hǎo xǐ huān zhēn nī fú bān bèi lì de zuò pǐn |
| [04:24.41] | She' s so incisive when it comes to deconstructing the middle class. tā yóu qí néng jīng què de jiě gòu zhōng chǎn jiē jí |
| [04:28.78] | Oh, forget about it. She rocks! fèi huà nà me duō, zǒng zhī tā chāo lì hài |
| [04:36.62] | Where do I know you from? wǒ zài nǎ lǐ jiàn guò nǐ? |
| [04:40.29] | Dr. Drake Ramoray? lā mò ruì yī shēng? |
| [04:43.39] | Days of our Lives? " wǒ men de suì yuè"? |
| [04:45.16] | Voted most datable neurosurgeon by Teen Beat?. " shào nǚ zá zhì" piào xuǎn wèi zuì xiǎng gēn tā yuē huì de shén jīng wài kē yī shēng |
| [04:49.33] | No, that' s not it. bú shì nà gè |
| [04:52.00] | So you' re a soap actor. yuán lái nǐ shì lián xù jù yǎn yuán |
| [04:54.01] | This must be exciting for you, being in a real play. néng yǎn chū wǔ tái jù, nǐ yí dìng hěn xīng fèn |
| [04:57.44] | Hey, I' ve done plays before. I' m a serious actor. wǒ yě yǎn guò wǔ tái jù wǒ shì zhuān yè yǎn yuán |
| [05:01.68] | That infomercial! nà zhī gōng yì guǎng gào |
| [05:05.08] | For the milkcartonspout thing! dào hé zhuāng niú nǎi nà yī zhī |
| [05:07.19] | You' re the guy who doesn' t know how to pour milk! nǐ shì nà gè bú huì dào niú nǎi de rén |
| [05:11.36] | I actually can pour milk. But I got you believing that I couldn' t. wǒ huì dào niú nǎi, wǒ bǎ nǐ piàn dào le |
| [05:15.83] | Now, see, that' s acting. zhè jiù shì yǎn jì |
| [05:18.13] | Right. At the end, you choked on a cookie. nǐ hái bèi bǐng gān yē dào |
| [05:21.33] | That was real. nà shi zhēn de |
| [05:24.60] | I cannot believe Mark asked you out. I know. mǎ kè jū rán yuē nǐ chū qù shì a |
| [05:28.04] | What are you gonna tell him? nǐ yào zěn me huí dá? |
| [05:30.04] | I told him I would think about it, but I' m gonna tell him no. wǒ shuō wǒ huì kǎo lǜ, dàn shì wǒ yào jù jué |
| [05:36.38] | I think I' d say no to anybody right now. wǒ mù qián bù xiǎng yuē huì |
| [05:42.32] | But it was so strange. I mean, I' m standing there... hào qí guài, zhè yàng yí gè |
| [05:45.79] | ... with this charming, cute guy who' s asking me to go out with him... mí rén yīng jùn de nán rén yuē wǒ chū qù |
| [05:50.33] | ... which I' m allowed to do... ér wǒ yě kě yǐ qù |
| [05:52.46] | ... and I felt guilty, like I' d be cheating on Ross or something. dàn wǒ què yǒu zuì è gǎn fǎng fú nà yàng shì bèi pàn luó sī |
| [05:57.00] | Wow. So, okay, maybe that means... yě xǔ zhè dài biǎo |
| [06:00.34] | ... you' re not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father. nǐ hái méi yǒu wàng qíng luó sī ér qiě yǒu fù nǚ wèn tí |
| [06:08.25] | I don' t have issues with my father. So it' s just the Ross thing. wǒ méi yǒu fù nǚ wèn tí nà jiù shì luó sī de wèn tí le |
| [06:14.39] | I hate this woman! I hate her! wǒ hèn zhè gè nǚ rén, wǒ hèn tā |
| [06:16.55] | She told everyone about that infomercial... tā dào chù xuān chuán gōng yì guǎng gào de shì |
| [06:19.26] | ... and now they all keep asking me to open their drinks! dà jiā dōu pǎo lái zhǎo wǒ kāi yǐn liào |
| [06:22.66] | And whenever I can' t do it, they' re all, like, laughing at me! měi cì wǒ dǎ bù kāi, tā men jiù xiào wǒ |
| [06:32.27] | So Rachel called. ruì qiū dǎ diàn huà lái |
| [06:35.17] | Wants to see me. shuō xiǎng jiàn wǒ |
| [06:38.08] | Going over in a minute. wǒ dāi huì r jiù yào guò qù |
| [06:40.38] | What do you think she wants? Maybe the crazy fog has lifted... nǐ jué de tā yǒu shén me shì? yě xǔ tā máo sè dùn kāi |
| [06:45.18] | ... and she realizes that life without me... fā xiàn méi yǒu wǒ de rén shēng |
| [06:48.59] | ... sucks. shì hēi bái de |
| [06:50.89] | It' s possible. You are very lovable. I' d miss you if I broke up with you. yǒu kě néng, nǐ hěn kě ài yào shì wǒ gēn nǐ fēn shǒu, yě huì xiǎng niàn nǐ |
| [06:56.89] | Just trying to be supportive. wǒ xiǎng biǎo dá zhī chí |
| [06:59.73] | Be supportive like a guy. qǐng yǐ nán rén de fāng shì biǎo dá |
| [07:02.77] | If I broke up with you, I' d miss you. yào shì wǒ gēn nǐ fēn shǒu, yě huì xiǎng niàn nǐ |
| [07:13.75] | You wanted to see me? nǐ zhǎo wǒ? |
| [07:20.39] | Here' s a box of your stuff. zhè yī hé shì nǐ de dōng xī |
| [07:26.62] | It' s just hats and a shirt and CD' s. Just stuff that you' ve left here. jiù shì mào zi yī fú CD yī xiē nǐ liú zài zhè lǐ de dōng xī |
| [07:32.00] | What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me or something? nǐ gàn shén me? xiǎng shāng hài wǒ? |
| [07:41.51] | It just seems that, you know, it' s time we move on. wǒ zhǐ shì jué de wǒ men gāi wǎng qián zǒu le |
| [07:45.64] | I mean, don' t you think? nǐ bù tóng yì ma? |
| [07:50.68] | Yes, I do. Good. tóng yì a nà jiù hǎo |
| [07:58.32] | This was a gift. zhè shì wǒ sòng nǐ de |
| [08:00.53] | You got that for free from the museum gift shop. nà shi bó wù guǎn lǐ pǐn bù de zèng pǐn |
| [08:04.03] | It' s still a gift. tā yí yàng shì lǐ wù |
| [08:05.93] | I got it from the " gift" shop. wǒ shì cóng" lǐ pǐn bù" ná dào de |
| [08:10.10] | Okay! All right! Give me the mug! I' ll keep the mug! hǎo, gěi wǒ, wǒ liú zhe jiù shì le |
| [08:13.37] | Don' t do me any favors. bù bì jiǎ hǎo xīn |
| [08:15.11] | In fact... jì rán rú cǐ |
| [08:17.28] | ... where' s the rest of my stuff? Like my.... qí tā de dōng xī ne? xiàng |
| [08:22.38] | This book is mine! zhè běn shū shì wǒ de |
| [08:26.78] | And that Tshirt you sleep in? I' d like that back too. Yes, I do. nǐ dàng chéng shuì yī chuān de T xù ne? wǒ yào ná huí lái |
| [08:32.86] | You know how much I love that Tshirt. You never even wear that Tshirt. nǐ míng zhī wǒ hěn xǐ huān nà jiàn yī fú nǐ gēn běn méi zài chuān |
| [08:37.70] | I' m just trying to help you " move on." wǒ shì zài bāng nǐ wǎng qián zǒu |
| [08:41.17] | Oh, you are a petty man. nǐ zhēn xiǎo qì |
| [08:46.34] | Petty... ... petty, petty... xiǎo qì |
| [08:48.01] | ... small.... ... small.... xiǎo xīn yǎn |
| [08:53.31] | You are so just doing this out of spite. nǐ shì gù yì yào qì wǒ de |
| [08:57.68] | I' m gonna wear this all the time! I love this shirt! wǒ huì yī zhí chuān zhe, wǒ ài zhè jiàn yī fú |
| [09:01.39] | You haven' t worn it since you were 15! It doesn' t even fit you anymore! nǐ 15 suì zhī hòu jiù méi chuān guò le gēn běn sāi bù xià |
| [09:17.00] | fǎ lán jī shuō: fàng qīng sōng |
| [09:21.84] | If you don' t mind, I' m gonna take the rest of my stuff... bù hǎo yì sī, wǒ yào bǎ dōng xī ná zǒu le |
| [09:25.78] | ... and " relax"... wǒ yào qù fàng qīng sōng |
| [09:28.78] | ... in my favorite shirt. chuān zhe wǒ zuì ài de yī fú |
| [09:32.78] | You have a pleasant evening. zhù nǐ jīn wǎn yú kuài |
| [09:44.70] | So you' re, like, a zillionaire. nǐ shì yì zhào fù wēng |
| [09:48.37] | And you' re our age. You' re our age. què gēn wǒ men chà bù duō dà |
| [09:51.40] | You know what? You should buy a state... nǐ zhī dào ma? nǐ yīng gāi mǎi xià yī ge zhōu |
| [09:54.27] | ... and then just name it after yourself. qǔ nǐ zì jǐ de míng zì |
| [09:57.07] | Like," Pete Dakota"? lì rú bǐ dá kē tǎ? |
| [10:00.14] | Or " MississiPete." huò shì mì xī xī bǐ tè |
| [10:03.75] | I got it: " Pete Chicago." wǒ zhī dào le: bǐ zhī jiā gē |
| [10:08.25] | That' s not a state, Joe. zhī jiā gē bú shì zhōu |
| [10:10.62] | Oh, and " MississiPete" is? mì xī xī bǐ tè jiù shì? |
| [10:15.16] | I gotta go. wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [10:17.23] | I' ll see you guys later. gǎi tiān jiàn |
| [10:18.90] | You' re our age. nǐ gēn wǒ men chà bù duō dà |
| [10:22.93] | So are we on for tomorrow? míng tiān zài jiàn? |
| [10:24.90] | Absolutely. hǎo |
| [10:28.07] | Now, get out of here, you! kuài zǒu ba |
| [10:36.65] | Okay, I' m running out of places I can touch him. wǒ kuài yào mò dì fāng kě yǐ mō le |
| [10:40.42] | Is something wrong with me? wǒ yǒu máo bìng ma? |
| [10:42.15] | Why am I only attracted to guys with no future? wǒ wèi hé zǒng shì xǐ huān méi yǒu wèi lái de rén |
| [10:45.12] | Either they' re too old, or they' re too young. bú shì tài lǎo, jiù shì tài xiǎo |
| [10:48.00] | And there' s Pete, who' s crazy about me... bǐ tè zhè me xǐ huān wǒ |
| [10:50.36] | ... and he' s absolutely perfect, and there' s zip going on! ér qiě zhè me wán měi, wǒ men yòu hé de lái |
| [10:53.93] | Does it sound like something' s wrong with me? wǒ shì bú shì yǒu shén me máo bìng? |
| [10:56.37] | Yeah, kind of. hǎo xiàng shì |
| [11:00.81] | Happy? Is that what I' m supposed to be, Vic? wǒ yīng gāi gǎn dào kāi xīn ma? |
| [11:05.48] | Why don' t you tell me what you' re supposed to be? bù rú yóu nǐ lái gào sù wǒ |
| [11:08.35] | Because I sure as hell can' t figure it out! yīn wèi wǒ shí zài gǎo bu dǒng |
| [11:10.82] | I talk to you, and nothing! wǒ men de jiāo tán méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [11:13.35] | You look at me, and it' s nothing! nǐ kàn zhe wǒ de yǎn shén méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [11:19.12] | Nothing. shén me dōu méi yǒu |
| [11:23.03] | Tasty. yǒu yì sī |
| [11:25.80] | I' m really starting to feel like you guys have a history. It' s nice. wǒ kāi shǐ jué de nǐ men yǒu yuān yuán le, hěn hǎo |
| [11:30.13] | I have a question about this scene. wǒ duì zhè chǎng xì yǒu gè yí wèn |
| [11:33.34] | I don' t understand why Adrianne' s attracted to Victor. ài lì ān wèi shí me huì xǐ huān wéi kè? |
| [11:37.21] | Peel the onion. nǐ yào chōu sī bāo jiǎn |
| [11:40.08] | First of all, he' s goodlooking. dì yī, tā hěn shuài |
| [11:43.88] | My character needs a bit more of a reason than that. wǒ de jué sè xū yào gèng hǎo de lǐ yóu |
| [11:53.26] | I don' t know why my character likes you either. wǒ yě bù zhī dào wéi kè wèi shí me xǐ huān nǐ |
| [11:56.33] | I mean, it says in the script that you' re a bitch. jù běn shàng shuō nǐ shì gè jiàn rén |
| [12:00.10] | lt doesn' t say that in the script. lt does in mine. jù běn shàng méi xiě wǒ zhè yī běn yǒu |
| [12:06.27] | I can blowdry it, gel it. It doesn' t matter. wǒ chuī gān shàng fā jiāo, hái shì yí yàng |
| [12:09.27] | I still wind up with this little... hái shì yǒu yī zuǒ |
| [12:11.34] | ... cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. It' s so annoying. xiàng shì bèi niú tiǎn guò de tóu fà, fán sǐ le |
| [12:31.46] | Is there any chance you didn' t see that? nǐ huì bú huì gāng hǎo méi kàn dào? |
| [12:38.34] | Ross, you gotta stop, okay? luó sī, bié zài kàn le |
| [12:40.81] | You can' t stare through the peephole for three hours. nǐ bù néng zài nà li miáo shàng sān xiǎo shí |
| [12:46.38] | You' re gonna get peepeye. nǐ huì de tōu kuī yǎn |
| [12:49.08] | I knew it. I knew it. I always knew she liked him. wǒ jiù zhī dào, wǒ jiù zhī dào tā xǐ huān tā |
| [12:52.38] | She' d say no, but here we are. We just broke up, first thing she does! tā yī zhí fǒu rèn, jié guǒ ne wǒ men cái gāng fēn shǒu, tā jiù pò gōng le |
| [12:57.22] | You didn' t " just break up." nǐ men méi yǒu" cái gāng fēn shǒu" |
| [12:59.00] | It' s been, like, three weeks! cái sān ge xīng qī |
| [13:01.06] | You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. nǐ bú dào sān xiǎo shí jiù gēn bié rén shàng chuáng |
| [13:05.23] | I mean, bullets have left guns slower. lián zǐ dàn dōu méi zhè me kuài |
| [13:09.17] | Here they come! Here they tā men huí lái le |
| [13:11.20] | If she kisses him good night, I' ll kill myself. yào shì tā gēn tā wěn bié, wǒ huì zì shā |
| [13:14.24] | I can' t watch. wǒ kàn bù xià qù le |
| [13:17.04] | Come on. Date over! Date over! yuē huì gāi jié shù le |
| [13:19.84] | Here we go. She' s going in. méi shì, tā yào jìn qù le |
| [13:22.85] | She' s going in. tā yào jìn qù le |
| [13:24.22] | Wait! He' s going in! tā yě yào jìn qù |
| [13:27.35] | He' s going in! tā jìn qù le |
| [13:33.19] | And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave. mén de fā míng zhě kě yǐ ān xī le |
| [13:37.36] | I have to do something. I have to stop it! wǒ dé xiǎng bàn fǎ zǔ zhǐ |
| [13:40.03] | Stop what? I don' t know. zǔ zhǐ shén me? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [13:42.13] | But I have a feeling my being there will do it. dàn zhǐ yào wǒ guò qù jiù xíng le |
| [13:47.71] | Juice! I need juice! guǒ zhī! wǒ yào hē guǒ zhī |
| [13:49.64] | You can' t! bù xíng |
| [13:51.74] | They must be stopped! I am your friend... yí dìng yào zǔ zhǐ tā men wǒ shì nǐ de péng yǒu |
| [13:54.28] | ... and I won' t let you do this! wǒ bú huì ràng nǐ zhè me zuò |
| [13:56.48] | You are surprisingly strong! nǐ hái zhēn qiáng zhuàng |
| [13:59.65] | I need juice! People need juice! Look, man.... wǒ yào hē guǒ zhī, rén dōu yào hē guǒ zhī tīng wǒ shuō |
| [14:03.32] | People need juice! Listen to me! rén dōu yào hē guǒ zhī tīng wǒ shuō! |
| [14:10.13] | She' s moving on. If it' s not this guy, it' s gonna be somebody else. tā wǎng qián zǒu le jiù suàn bú shì tā, yě huì yǒu bié rén |
| [14:14.57] | And unless you' re thinking about subletting my peephole... chú fēi nǐ dǎ suàn zū xià zhè gè kuī kǒng |
| [14:17.74] | ... you' ll have to get used to the fact that it' s over! fǒu zé nǐ jiù dé miàn duì fēn shǒu de shì shí |
| [14:21.17] | Okay, man? It' s over. hǎo ma? jié shù le |
| [14:30.75] | It' s just I miss her so much. wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng tā |
| [14:34.49] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [14:38.46] | Why do your coffee mugs have numbers? kā fēi bēi wèi shí me yǒu biān hào? |
| [14:43.83] | So if one of them' s missing, she can be like," Where' s number 27?" yào shì shǎo le yí gè tā jiù kě yǐ shuō 27 hào bēi ne? |
| [14:56.67] | You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [14:57.84] | No, and I don' t think I' m gonna want to. bù zhī dào, yě bù xiǎng zhī dào |
| [15:01.35] | I can' t do this. That' s what I didn' t want to know. wǒ bàn bú dào wǒ jiù shì bù xiǎng zhī dào zhè jiàn shì |
| [15:05.35] | Oh, I' m just doing this for the wrong reasons, you know? wǒ de chū fā diǎn shì cuò de |
| [15:09.52] | I' m doing it to get back at Ross. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng bào fù luó sī |
| [15:11.69] | I' m sorry. It' s not very fair to you. duì bù qǐ, zhè yàng duì nǐ bù gōng píng |
| [15:17.36] | Fair, shmair. You know? qù tā de gōng píng |
| [15:19.23] | You wanna get back at Ross, I am here for you. nǐ xiǎng bào fù luó sī, jǐn guǎn zhǎo wǒ |
| [15:23.67] | Really. zhēn de |
| [15:25.04] | I say we get back at him right here on this couch. Right here! wǒ men jiù zài zhè zhāng shā fā shàng bào fù tā ba |
| [15:31.41] | Oh, my God. tiān na |
| [15:35.25] | I' m sorry about this. hěn bào qiàn |
| [15:38.32] | That' s okay. méi guān xì |
| [15:41.59] | You sure? nǐ què dìng? |
| [15:45.56] | I can just go home and get back at him by myself. wǒ kě yǐ huí qù zì jǐ bào fù tā |
| [15:52.43] | and should become the penicillin of the 2 1st century. jiāng chéng wéi 21 shì jì de pán ní xī lín |
| [15:55.67] | And so today, this hospital is about to take major steps... suǒ yǐ jīn tiān, běn yuàn jiāng cháo lǐng dǎo gǎi gé |
| [15:59.70] | ... toward leading that revolution. kuà chū yī dà bù |
| [16:03.87] | Can I ask you something? wèn nǐ yī jiàn shì |
| [16:09.41] | Where are we? mù qián shì shén me zhuàng kuàng? |
| [16:11.42] | Well, with all these doctors and nurses... yǒu zhè me duō yī shēng hù shì zài chǎng |
| [16:15.00] | ... I' m gonna say," Midget Rodeo." yīng gāi shì xiǎo xíng mǎ shù biǎo yǎn |
| [16:18.00] | Just tell me the truth. gēn wǒ shuō shí huà |
| [16:24.93] | You know, I don' t think I told you this... wǒ yīng gāi méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
| [16:27.83] | ... but I just recently got out of a serious relationship. wǒ gāng jié shù yī duàn hěn rèn zhēn de gǎn qíng |
| [16:31.44] | Oh, right. Wasn' t that a year ago? yī nián qián duì ba? |
| [16:35.84] | So I did tell you. yuán lái wǒ shuō guò le |
| [16:38.18] | That' s not really the thing. qí shí bú shì zhè gè yuán yīn |
| [16:40.41] | I' m just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. wǒ mù qián xiǎng bǎ zhù yì lì fàng zài zì jǐ shēn shàng |
| [16:50.39] | I so want to be attracted to you. But you' re not. Okay. Good. wǒ yě xiǎng duì nǐ yǒu xìng qù dàn shì nǐ méi yǒu, hǎo |
| [16:55.03] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [16:58.70] | You know what? Don' t be. bù bì duì bù qǐ |
| [17:01.57] | Don' t be, because it' s not so bad. zhēn de, méi yǒu nà me zāo |
| [17:04.54] | It' s not? zhēn de? |
| [17:05.57] | Yeah. I know I' m no Jon Bon Jovi. wǒ yòu bú shì qiáng bāng qiáo fēi |
| [17:10.54] | Or someone you find attractive. huò shì shén me yǒu mèi lì de rén |
| [17:16.31] | ... that you might end up feeling differently. nǐ de gǎn jué huò xǔ huì biàn |
| [17:23.39] | I don' t want this to come out wrong... nǐ bié wù huì |
| [17:26.46] | ... but you' re awfully confident for a guy I said I wasn' t attracted to. dàn shì yǐ bèi jù jué de rén lái shuō nǐ hái zhēn yǒu zì xìn |
| [17:30.66] | Stupidly charming, isn' t it? shǎ de hěn kě ài ba? |
| [17:35.50] | You wanna get something to eat? This place is kind of depressing. yào bú yào qù chī fàn? zhè lǐ mán lìng rén jǔ sàng de |
| [17:40.60] | Now the man who made all of this possible, Mr. Peter Becker. wǒ men huān yíng mù hòu gōng chén bǐ tè bèi kè xiān shēng |
| [17:46.14] | One second. děng yī xià |
| [17:55.02] | I don' t think this town is big enough for the both of us to relax in. yī shān bù róng èr hǔ, yī chén bù shì èr zhǔ |
| [18:08.00] | I wasn' t doing anything. wǒ shén me yě méi zuò |
| [18:16.87] | What did she do now? tā yòu zěn me le? |
| [18:18.84] | Just because she went to Yale, she thinks she' s the greatest actress... tā zài yē lǔ niàn xì jù jiù zì yǐ wéi bǐ |
| [18:23.78] | ... since sliced bread. qiē piàn tǔ sī lì hài |
| [18:27.05] | Ah, Sliced Bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth. qiē piàn tǔ sī tā de mǎ kè bái fū rén shì yī jué |
| [18:34.89] | ... and " Oh, I' m so pretty," and " Oh, I smell so good." " wǒ hǎo piào liàng"" wǒ hǎo xiāng" |
| [18:39.83] | I think somebody has a crush on somebody. yǒu mǒu rén xǐ huān shàng mǒu rén luó |
| [18:42.37] | Can we please try and stay focused on my problem here? qǐng zhuān xīn tǎo lùn wǒ de wèn tí hǎo ma? |
| [18:54.31] | You' re out of your mind! shǎo lái le |
| [18:56.38] | You' ve done nothing but talk about her for 48 hours. zhè liǎng tiān nǐ kāi kǒu bì kǒu dōu shì tā |
| [18:59.25] | If you were in school, you' d be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now. yào shì zài xué xiào lǐ nǐ yǐ jīng zài lā tā de biàn zi tuī tā le |
| [19:04.22] | Then how come I keep thinking about her... nà wèi shí me wǒ lǎo shì xiǎng zhe |
| [19:06.82] | ... in all these sexual scenarios and stuff? yào yòng gè zhǒng zī shì gēn tā hēi xiū? |
| [19:16.10] | Happy? Is that what I' m supposed to be, Vic? Happy? wǒ yīng gāi gǎn dào kāi xīn, shì ma? |
| [19:20.40] | Why don' t you tell me what you' re supposed to be, huh? bù rú yóu nǐ lái gào sù wǒ |
| [19:23.51] | Because I sure as hell can' t figure it out. yīn wèi wǒ shí zài gǎo bu dǒng |
| [19:26.08] | I talk to you, and it' s nothing. wǒ men de jiāo tán méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [19:28.71] | You look at me, and nothing. nǐ kàn zhe wǒ de yǎn shén méi yǒu gǎn qíng |
| [19:44.46] | Nothing. shén me dōu méi yǒu |
| [19:47.80] | You guys make me fly! nǐ men ràng wǒ lè fān tiān le |
| [19:56.44] | Okay, we' re gonna pick it up here, tomorrow. míng tiān zài jì xù pái |
| [20:01.55] | Well, that was.... Better? gāng cái hǎo duō le? |
| [20:07.58] | ... an improvement. yǒu jìn bù |
| [20:10.65] | Good night. Kate. zài jiàn kǎi tè |
| [20:14.73] | You forgot your shoes. nǐ wàng le ná xié zǐ |
| [20:18.56] | I' m probably gonna need those, huh? bù chuān xié zǐ kǒng pà bù xíng |
| [20:26.07] | Hey, listen... kǎi tè |
| [20:28.61] | ... you feel like getting a cup of coffee? yào bú yào qù hē bēi kā fēi? |
| [20:32.31] | Kate... kǎi tè |
| [20:33.48] | ... you ready to go? kě yǐ zǒu le ma? |
| [20:37.18] | Very nice. Very nice. hěn hǎo, fēi cháng hǎo |
| [20:44.79] | See you tomorrow? Yeah. Sure. míng tiān jiàn hǎo |
| [20:46.92] | Right. Good night. zài jiàn wǎn ān |
| [21:01.61] | Why isn' t it " Spiderman"? wèi shí me méi yǒu zhī zhū màn? |
| [21:04.11] | Like Goldman, Silverman? xiàng shì jīn màn xí wéi màn |
| [21:06.84] | Because it' s not his last name. yīn wèi nà bú shì tā de xìng |
| [21:09.65] | It isn' t? bú shì ma? |
| [21:10.71] | It' s not, like... tā yòu bù jiào |
| [21:12.68] | ... Phil Spiderman. fēi ěr zhī zhū màn |
| [21:17.39] | He' s a Spider... tā shì gè zhī zhū |
| [21:18.79] | ... man. rén |
| [21:21.49] | You know, like, Goldman is a last name. xiàng jīn màn shì xìng shì |
| [21:24.80] | But there' s no Gold Man. dàn shì méi yǒu jīn rén |
| [21:29.90] | There should be a Gold Man! yīng gāi yào yǒu jīn rén |
| [21:36.04] | How was work? Oh, great. gōng zuò shùn lì ma? hěn hǎo |
| [21:37.74] | Although I did sit down where there wasn' t a chair. bù guò wǒ bù xiǎo xīn shuāi dào dì shàng |
| [21:41.58] | By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff. luó sī ná le yī hé nǐ de dōng xī lái |
| [21:44.21] | Oh. Well, I guess I had that one coming. yì liào zhōng shì |
| [21:48.02] | I' m just gonna throw it out. It' s probably just shampoo and zhí jiē rēng diào ba, hái bú shì xǐ fā jīng |
| [21:53.22] | Something wrong? zěn me le? |
| [22:04.03] | No. Nothing. méi shì |
| [22:12.84] | So what kind of powers would " Gold Man" have? jīn rén yǒu shén me chāo néng lì? |
| [22:17.61] | Okay. Well, he would turn things to gold. tā néng bǎ dōng xī biàn chéng jīn zi |
| [22:21.39] | And things that are already gold? His work is done. yǐ jīng shì jīn zi de dōng xī ne? nà jiù shì wán chéng rèn wù le |
| [22:27.19] | Let' s play my game. lái wán wǒ de yóu xì |
| [22:29.89] | All right, you yellowbellied, lilylivered nǐ zhè gè zhōng kàn bu zhōng yòng de |
| [22:33.83] | Draw! bá qiāng! |
| [22:38.54] | Yeah, it' s fun. hǎo wán |
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