| [03:10.-2] | I would've called, but I lost your number. 我本来想先打电话 但是号码弄丢了 |
| [05:37.-1] | Great! 太好了 |
| [07:20.-1] | And the two times we went out, it was plain awkward. 我们一起出门两次，都蛮惨的 |
| [09:25.-1] | I think you should go out with this guy. 你应该跟他约会 |
| [12:19.-4] | It didn't. 没有 |
| [15:37.-1] | We go out,we eat. 我们出去吃饭 |
| [17:50.-4] | And you'll see it too,one day. You really,really will. 你总有一天也会明白，真的 |
| [19:57.-2] | You are a strong,confident woman... 你是坚强、有自信的女性 |
| [21:29.-2] | You're too young... 你还年轻… |
| [00:07.65] | What's so funny? 你在笑什么？ |
| [00:09.32] | Nothing. It's an acting exercise. I'm practicing my fake laugh. 没有，这是演技练习 我在练假笑 |
| [00:18.46] | What? What's so funny? 你在笑什么？ |
| [00:24.34] | No,no. There's none of that in here. 不行，店里不准抽烟 |
| [00:26.91] | Come on. At least let me finish this last one. 至少让我抽完这一根 |
| [00:31.14] | Only if you give me a drag. 好，但你得分我一口 |
| [00:41.69] | Oh,dark mother,once again I suckle at your smoky teat. 妖女，我又吻上你的唇了 |
| [00:48.26] | Why don't you hold on to that one. 整根都给你吧 |
| [00:59.94] | That's like the least fun game ever. 这是最不好玩的游戏 |
| [01:03.04] | I'm sick of your smoking, so I brought something... 我受够了，我带了一样东西 |
| [01:06.18] | ...that is going to help you quit. 可以帮助你戒烟 |
| [01:15.45] | That patch is no good. 这个戒烟帖布不好用 |
| [01:21.29] | It's a hypnosis tape. 这是催眠录音带 |
| [01:23.13] | A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn't smoked since. 我一个同事听了 两星期后再也没抽过烟 |
| [01:30.04] | What's your problem? 你有什么意见？ |
| [01:31.64] | Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is beyond crap. 没什么，只不过催眠是骗人的 |
| [01:36.84] | I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City. 我在亚特兰大看过你被催眠 |
| [01:39.64] | That guy did not hypnotize me,okay? 那傢伙没把我催眠，好吗？ |
| [01:42.35] | You always pull your pants down and play "Wipe Out" on your butt. 是啊，你总是脱裤子 用**“通杀” |
| [01:48.39] | Forget hypnosis. 别用催眠了 |
| [01:49.85] | The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather... 想戒烟就得去石南地上裸舞 |
| [01:53.73] | ...and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy,young men. 然后用六个壮丁的汗水沐浴 |
| [01:58.06] | Or what my father calls "Thursday night." 我爸管它叫“周四夜狂欢” |
| [02:02.27] | The One With the Hypnosis Tape 本集播出：“老少配” |
| [02:50.32] | -Here you go. -I didn't want cinnamon on this. 拿去 我不要加肉桂 |
| [02:53.75] | Sorry. 对不起 |
| [03:03.33] | Oh,my God! Frank! 天哪，法兰克 |
| [03:06.66] | How are you? 你好吗？ |
| [03:08.07] | What are you doing here? 你怎么来了？ |
| [03:12.90] | And then my mom locked me out of the house,so I couldn't find it. 我妈把我锁在门外 我没办法进去找 |
| [03:17.51] | Then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off. 我找了一具公共电话 话筒却被剪断了 |
| [03:23.52] | What happened? 怎么了？ |
| [03:26.15] | Vandalism. 有人破坏公物 |
| [03:28.92] | But also,what happened between you and your mom? 那你和你妈怎么了？ |
| [03:32.29] | We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married. 我们吵架，她说我 不够成熟，不能结婚 |
| [03:36.69] | You're getting married? 你要结婚了？ |
| [03:41.47] | My little brother's getting married! 我的弟弟要结婚了 |
| [03:44.77] | I knew you'd be so cool about this. Do you wanna meet her? 我就知道你会替我高兴 你想见她吗？ |
| [03:49.27] | Do l? 你说呢？ |
| [03:50.88] | Do you? 你想吗？ |
| [03:53.11] | Yeah,I do. 当然想 |
| [03:54.38] | Cool,all right. She's just parking the truck. 太好了，她正在停卡车 |
| [03:58.52] | I gonna go get my fiancee,man! 我去带我的未婚妻来 |
| [04:04.46] | I'd have bet good money that he'd be the first one of us to get married. 我就知道他会最早结婚 |
| [04:09.19] | Isn't it fantastic? 这不是很棒吗？ |
| [04:11.06] | Don't you think he's a little young to get married? 你不觉得他稍嫌年轻？ |
| [04:14.37] | Well,he's 18. 他已经18岁了 |
| [04:15.67] | It'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party. 他在最后单身派对上不能喝酒 |
| [04:19.70] | Yeah,or to get a hooker. 也不能叫鸡 |
| [04:22.91] | Always illegal,Joe. 叫鸡本来就违法 |
| [04:27.58] | This is my fiancee... 这是我的未婚妻 |
| [04:30.48] | ... Mrs. IKnight. 奈特老师 |
| [04:34.55] | That's my sister. 那是我姐姐 |
| [04:35.65] | You know,it's funny. 说来好笑 |
| [04:37.52] | Frank told me so much about you,but you're not how I pictured you at all. 法兰克经常提到你 你却跟我想像的不一样 |
| [04:42.26] | Yeah,I'm a big surprise. 是啊，我很令人意外 |
| [04:46.56] | Here,grab a seat. 坐吧 |
| [04:48.10] | So how did you guys meet? 你们是怎么认识的？ |
| [04:50.94] | I was in Mrs. IKnight's.... 我去上奈特老师的… |
| [04:53.77] | I mean,Alice. Sorry. I always do that. 我是说爱丽丝 抱歉，我老是叫错 |
| [04:59.88] | I was in her home-ec class. 我去上她的家政课 |
| [05:02.01] | He was my best student. 他是我最好的学生 |
| [05:03.68] | She was my best teacher. 她是我最好的老师 |
| [05:15.46] | If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will? 真是让学生不跷课的好方法 |
| [05:20.93] | And so now you guys are gonna be married? 你们要结婚了？ |
| [05:24.90] | We talked about just living together... 我们本来只考虑同居 |
| [05:30.14] | ...but we want kids right away. 但是我们想马上生小孩 |
| [05:34.55] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [05:39.92] | IKids. Frank,are you sure you're ready for that? 小孩？法兰克 你真的准备好了？ |
| [05:43.62] | How hard can it be? 能有多难？ |
| [05:45.46] | You know,I mean,babies. Who doesn't want babies? Right? 谁不想要小宝宝，对吧？ |
| [05:51.03] | And besides, I never had a dad around. 而且我一直没有爸爸陪伴 |
| [05:53.56] | And now I always will, because it'll be me. 以后就有了，因为我就是爸爸 |
| [06:01.07] | Really,we do realize that there's an age difference between us. 我们知道我们的岁数差很多 |
| [06:05.08] | Good. Because you were acting like you didn't. 那就好 你们看起来好像不知道 |
| [06:08.05] | But when it comes to love, what does age matter? 但是在爱情里，年龄不是问题 |
| [06:18.56] | You are falling fast asleep. 你正在进入梦乡 |
| [06:21.59] | Deeper,deeper,deeper. 越睡越沉，越睡越沉 |
| [06:24.76] | You are now completely asleep. 你已经睡着了 |
| [06:27.40] | You don't need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟 |
| [06:29.87] | Cigarettes don't control you. 香烟不能控制你 |
| [06:32.74] | You are a strong,confident woman... 你是坚强、有自信的女性 |
| [06:36.11] | ... who does not need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟 |
| [06:38.84] | A strong,confident woman. 坚强、有自信的女性 |
| [06:44.15] | You know what? 你知道吗？ |
| [06:45.25] | I realized in the last year I've only gone out with Richard and Julio. 我发现去年我只和 李察、胡立欧交往过 |
| [06:49.79] | You gotta help me out,set me up. Get me back in the game. 你得帮我牵线，让我重回情场 |
| [06:53.29] | Not a problem. 没问题 |
| [06:54.59] | I work in fashion,and all I meet are eligible straight men. 我在时装界工作 身边全是异性恋好男人 |
| [07:01.10] | Can I get you something else? 你还要什么？ |
| [07:02.87] | Cheesecake and a date, if you're giving them out. 起司蛋糕 和一次约会，如果有的话 |
| [07:06.77] | Haven't we covered that topic? 我们不是谈过了吗？ |
| [07:08.34] | You just said to her 你刚才对她说… |
| [07:10.21] | You wanna go out with me... 你想跟我约会 |
| [07:12.04] | ... because of my wig,the big boobs, and I serve you food. 是因为我是金发、波霸 还端吃的给你 |
| [07:15.65] | If that were true, I'd be dating my Aunt Ruth. 那我找我姑姑就行了 |
| [07:24.19] | You think she should go out with me, don't you? 你觉得她应该和我约会吧？ |
| [07:30.73] | You sure you wanna go out with her? 你真的想跟她约会？ |
| [07:32.90] | That ain't a pretty picture in the morning. 早上会惨不忍睹喔 |
| [07:36.07] | That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand. 假发乱成一团 义乳扔在床头柜上 |
| [07:42.31] | Think about it. 你考虑一下 |
| [07:43.84] | Oh,I will. 我会的 |
| [07:47.68] | No,I know. I know that this is Frank's life. 我知道这是法兰克的人生 |
| [07:52.85] | I don't wanna be judgmental, but it's sick. It's sick and wrong! 我不想批评 但这样是变态、是错的 |
| [07:57.76] | What,is it the age thing? 因为年龄的关系？ |
| [07:59.89] | I'm fine with the age thing... 我本来不在乎年龄 |
| [08:01.89] | ...until it sticks its tongue down my brother's throat. 直到她把舌头往我弟的喉咙伸 |
| [08:06.53] | Pheebs,he seems to enjoy it. 菲比，他看起来很爽 |
| [08:09.70] | You think he'll enjoy it when he's up to his elbows in diapers... 等他忙着帮一堆宝宝换尿布 |
| [08:13.57] | ...of all the babies they have to have right away? 你觉得他还会爽吗？ |
| [08:17.24] | This is not fair to Frank, and it's not fair to the babies. 这样对法兰克不公平 也对宝宝不公平 |
| [08:21.41] | You know what? It's not good home economics. 这可不是好的家政 |
| [08:26.55] | Have you told him how you feel? 你跟他说过吗？ |
| [08:28.92] | Yes. Not out loud. 有，但没有说出声音 |
| [08:32.52] | If you don't tell him,soon he'll be married,then you'll hate yourself. 你不说，他就要结婚了 你会恨你自己 |
| [08:37.06] | Yeah,but if I do tell him, then he's gonna hate myself. 我要是说了，他会恨我 |
| [08:41.10] | Look at him and his mom. I can't. 你看看他和他妈妈，我不能说 |
| [08:46.30] | But you guys can. You talk him out of it. 但是你们可以，你们去劝阻他 |
| [08:51.14] | Come on,you guys. 拜托啦 |
| [08:54.61] | You have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose. 你们没有损失 我却会失去一切 |
| [08:57.62] | Do you want me to lose everything? Everything? 你们要我失去一切吗？ |
| [09:05.46] | Okay,I'm gonna go get Frank. 好，我去找法兰克 |
| [09:10.13] | We're walking down the street, and I turn to you and say: 刚才走在街上，我对你说 |
| [09:13.66] | "Let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes." Remember? “去脱衣酒吧坐坐” 记得吗？ |
| [09:17.00] | And then you say,"Let's just hang out at your place." 然后你说“去你家就好了” |
| [09:20.77] | Well,that was a nice move,dumb ass. 好明智啊，猪头 |
| [09:27.61] | He doesn't do anything for me. 他对我一点吸引力也没有 |
| [09:29.61] | Last Saturday night,what happened on Walker,Texas Ranger? 上周六的 “猛龙过江”演什么？ |
| [09:34.09] | Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. 沃克在找一车子的小孩… |
| [09:39.12] | All right,I get your point. 我懂你的意思了 |
| [09:43.49] | I forgot the combination to this about a year ago. 我一年前就忘了它的密码 |
| [09:46.83] | I just carry it around. 我只是拎着装样子 |
| [09:50.67] | You got any Chap Stick? 你们有护唇膏吗？ |
| [09:53.27] | How are those tapes working out? 录音带听得怎样？ |
| [09:55.11] | Good. I haven't smoked yet today. 很有效，我今天还没抽烟 |
| [09:57.81] | I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse. 清爽又有自信 好漂亮的上衣 |
| [10:05.52] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [10:07.62] | -Here you go. -Thanks. 拿去 谢了 |
| [10:10.19] | Let's give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice. 给彼特一个机会 他既风趣，人又好 |
| [10:14.23] | That check thing was adorable. 而且支票的事好可爱 |
| [10:16.36] | What check thing? 什么支票？ |
| [10:18.13] | As a joke,this customer who has a crush on me,gave me a $20,000 tip. 有个喜欢我的顾客开玩笑 给我两万元的小费 |
| [10:23.50] | His number's on the check. He did it so I'd call. 他的电话在支票上 他要我打给他 |
| [10:26.47] | Pete Becker. Pete 彼特贝克，彼特… |
| [10:35.55] | Is this him? 是他吗？ |
| [10:37.21] | That's Bill Clinton. 那是总统 |
| [10:40.65] | Who's he hugging? 他抱着谁？ |
| [10:44.00] | Oh,my God. That's Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete? 天哪，是彼特 总统为什么抱着彼特？ |
| [10:48.03] | This guy invented Moss 865. 他发明了摩斯865 |
| [10:49.93] | Every office in the world uses that program. 全世界的公司都在用这个程式 |
| [10:52.73] | -We use it! -There you go! 我们也在用 你看吧 |
| [10:56.03] | Monica's gonna go out with a millionaire. 摩妮卡要跟百万富翁约会了 |
| [10:59.27] | I'm not gonna go out with him. 我才不跟他约会 |
| [11:01.57] | I can't believe this is a real $20,000 check. This is so exciting. 这居然是真的两万元支票 好兴奋喔 |
| [11:06.04] | Or incredibly offensive. 或是令人火大 |
| [11:08.18] | Yeah,sure. That too. 对，也有 |
| [11:22.56] | What? 怎样？ |
| [11:25.70] | All we're saying is, don't rush into anything. 我们的意思是，不要操之过急 |
| [11:28.70] | Come on,think about it. You're 18. She's 44. 你想想：你18岁，她44岁 |
| [11:33.24] | When you're 36,she's gonna be 88. 等你36岁，她就88岁了 |
| [11:38.58] | You don't think I know that? 你以为我不知道？ |
| [11:43.55] | The point is... 重点是… |
| [11:46.05] | ...there's a lot of women you haven't had sex with yet. 你还可以跟很多女人上床 |
| [11:49.25] | He's right. He's right. This is your time. 他说得对，这是你的天下 |
| [11:52.46] | You're young. You're weird. Chicks dig that. 你年轻，你古怪 女生最喜欢了 |
| [11:56.76] | Isn't sex better when it's with one person that you really care about? 跟一个你很喜欢的人做 感觉不是更棒？ |
| [12:01.50] | Yeah,in a poem,maybe. 在诗里吧 |
| [12:04.67] | No,the man's right. That's what I had with Rachel. 不，他说得对 我跟瑞秋就是那样 |
| [12:08.34] | Not anymore? 现在没有了？ |
| [12:10.01] | No. I slept with someone else. 没了，我跟别人上了床 |
| [12:14.25] | So wait. So how did that make things better? 等等，那样对事情有帮助吗？ |
| [12:22.12] | What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice. 你跟瑞秋的感觉 就是我和爱丽丝的感觉 |
| [12:25.66] | Now,what is that like? 那是什么感觉？ |
| [12:27.49] | It's so cool,man. 很棒的感觉 |
| [12:29.09] | It's because being with her is so much better than not being with her. 因为跟她在一起 比不跟她在一起快乐多了 |
| [12:35.10] | -Why can't I find that? -I had it and I blew it. 我为什么找不到？ 我拥有过，却搞砸了 |
| [12:38.37] | Well,I want it! 我想要！ |
| [12:40.00] | You can have it. 你一定可以拥有 |
| [12:41.17] | Maybe there's something wrong with me. 也许我有毛病 |
| [12:44.04] | No,it's out there,man. I've seen it! I got it! 你会找到的 我见过，也拥有了 |
| [12:48.85] | -Then,you hold on to it! -All right,man! 那你就要好好把握 好 |
| [12:51.72] | All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard! 死小子，恭喜你 |
| [12:55.05] | You're Frank's best man? 你是法兰克的伴郞？ |
| [12:59.32] | I couldn't help it. Their love is so pure. 我没办法，他们的爱好纯洁 |
| [13:03.06] | What about you,huh? 那你呢？ |
| [13:05.70] | I'm the ring bearer. 我帮他拿戒指 |
| [13:26.15] | I'm so glad you could come. I've got a real home-ec emergency. 你来了就好 我有一个家政** |
| [13:30.35] | Oh,my God. Who died on this? 天哪，谁死了？ |
| [13:33.69] | It's a real "mustard-tastrophe." 芥末酱倒了 |
| [13:37.06] | Can you help? 你有办法吗？ |
| [13:38.26] | Absolutely. First,we'll start with a little club soda and salt. 当然有，先用苏打水加盐清洗 |
| [13:42.57] | -Then if that doesn't work -Forget it. It's ruined. 要是洗不掉，就… 算了，它已经毁了 |
| [13:45.87] | Never say that. If you can't get it out,cut around the stain... 别这么说，要是洗不掉 就剪掉脏污部份 |
| [13:49.84] | ...add a little lace, you make a stylish throw. 缝一点蕾丝 就是一条漂亮的遮布 |
| [13:54.18] | Or instead,maybe you could just not marry my brother,Frank? 又或者，你可以 不要嫁给我弟弟 |
| [14:02.52] | Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin? 能不能让它小到 可以放在针尖上？ |
| [14:05.76] | I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin. 我喜欢生产这种小东西 |
| [14:10.90] | You have Monica Geller here. 摩妮卡盖勒来访 |
| [14:12.93] | Absolutely. Yeah,send her in. 好的，让她进来 |
| [14:18.74] | What the hell is this? 这是什么意思？ |
| [14:20.70] | Hang on for a sec. I'll talk to you in the morning? 等一下…明天早上再谈？ |
| [14:23.71] | You got it. 好的 |
| [14:25.88] | I'm sorry. What? 对不起，什么？ |
| [14:27.38] | What's this supposed to mean? 这是什么意思？ |
| [14:29.05] | Well,you know, I never know how much to tip. 我一直不会算小费 |
| [14:34.05] | You double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. 把加税乘以二 不是把罗马尼亚的税收乘以二 |
| [14:39.59] | Are you buying me? Is this how you get girls to go out with you? 你要买我吗？ 你都这样约女孩子？ |
| [14:43.63] | I'm still here. 我还在 |
| [14:49.00] | You're taking this wrong. If I didn't leave you that tip... 你误会了 要是我没给这笔小费 |
| [14:52.30] | ...you wouldn't have come, we wouldn't have this argument... 你就不会来，我们不会争吵 |
| [14:55.81] | ...and there wouldn't be this heat between us. 也不会有这种紧张的气氛 |
| [14:59.41] | You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now. 你得承认我们的关系有进展了 |
| [15:04.08] | You were the chef and I was the customer. 以前你是厨师，我是顾客 |
| [15:06.78] | But now we're this couple that fights. 现在我们是两个争吵的人 |
| [15:11.59] | You're a loon. 你是个疯子 |
| [15:13.86] | Look,forget the check,okay? I like you. 别管这张支票了，我喜欢你 |
| [15:18.03] | I think you're great. 我觉得你很棒 |
| [15:20.93] | Come on,what do you say? 怎么样？ |
| [15:25.04] | I don't know. 我不知道 |
| [15:26.64] | Why not? 为什么？ |
| [15:28.87] | I don't wanna encourage this behavior. 我不想鼓励这种行为 |
| [15:32.51] | One meal. That's all I'm asking for. Please? 我只求一顿饭，好吗？ |
| [15:38.65] | If you don't have a good time, I'll give you 10 grand,we're even. 要是玩得不开心 我给你一万，我们扯平 |
| [15:55.30] | Wait,no. Just put the mail down. It's me. 不，把信放下，是我 |
| [15:59.64] | Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark? 对不起，你怎么不开灯？ |
| [16:03.07] | Your laundry smelled so good that I thought I'd curl up in it. 你的衣服好香，我就窝在里面 |
| [16:08.48] | -ls that all right? -Yeah,sure. 没关系吧？ 没关系 |
| [16:10.68] | So how was your day? 今天过得怎样？ |
| [16:12.25] | It's just probably the worst one since I've been alive. 可能是我有生以来最惨的一天 |
| [16:19.26] | What happened? 怎么了？ |
| [16:21.66] | Alice.... She called it off. 爱丽丝改变心意了 |
| [16:29.33] | Did she say why? 她有说原因吗？ |
| [16:32.50] | No. Just that I was too young. 没有，她只说我太年轻 |
| [16:34.74] | I don't see how I could suddenly be too young... 我怎么突然变年轻了？ |
| [16:37.61] | ... because I'm older than I was when we first got together. 刚交往时，她还说我老成 |
| [16:45.35] | I don't know. But you know what? Maybe it's just all for the best. 不晓得，但是你知道吗？ 或许这样也好 |
| [16:50.42] | Well,yeah,if the best is like unbelievable pain. 是啊，但是我好痛苦 |
| [16:54.53] | Oh,sweetie. 亲爱的 |
| [16:56.89] | You know,I was just finally happy. 我好不容易感到快乐 |
| [17:00.10] | For the first time in my life... 这是生平第一次 |
| [17:03.23] | ...after my dad left me... 先是爸爸离开我… |
| [17:05.44] | ...and then getting arrested for stealing those birds... 然后偷鸟被逮捕… |
| [17:10.94] | ...and then the whole punctured-lung thing. 然后又肺穿孔 |
| [17:15.88] | It's still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather... 天气一冷，我还是很难深呼吸 |
| [17:19.58] | ...but with Alice, all that stuff kind of went away. 但是有了爱丽丝 这些都不见了 |
| [17:24.79] | And now it's gone, and I don't know why. 现在我失去了，却不知道原因 |
| [17:31.26] | Well,I can tell you why. It's because of me. 我可以告诉你，是我害的 |
| [17:36.07] | But you know what? I only did it because I love you,okay? 不过我是爱你才这么做 |
| [17:41.77] | What? 什么？ |
| [17:42.81] | I kind of had a little chat with Alice... 我跟爱丽丝聊了一下 |
| [17:45.91] | ...and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn't be together. 让她明白你们为何不能在一起 |
| [17:53.42] | Wait a minute. This is because of you? 等一下，是你造成的？ |
| [17:57.76] | My mother didn't want us to be together... 我妈反对我们在一起 |
| [18:00.62] | ...but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch. 但是她顶多把我绑在门廊上 |
| [18:06.00] | I came to you because I thought you'd understand. 我觉得你能了解，所以来找你 |
| [18:14.67] | I would storm out of here... 我很想摔门走人 |
| [18:16.94] | ...if I had some money or a place to go. 但是我没钱、没地方去 |
| [18:26.82] | Oh,my God! The millionaire's here! 天哪，大富豪来了 |
| [18:29.15] | Oh,my God! 天哪 |
| [18:36.06] | I'm just gonna have dinner with him. 我只是要跟他吃顿饭 |
| [18:38.80] | Okay,just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything. 他请你吃饭 并不代表你欠他什么 |
| [18:45.20] | I know. 我知道 |
| [18:47.37] | Okay,then get the lobster. 那记得点龙虾 |
| [18:58.42] | How much cash you got in your pocket now? 你口袋里有多少现金？ |
| [19:03.72] | And that's why I'm not inviting you in for a drink. 我就不请你进来坐了 |
| [19:07.59] | Why not? Hey,come in for drink. 进来坐一下嘛 |
| [19:11.36] | -Where do you wanna go? -You like pizza? 你想去哪里？ 喜欢吃披萨吗？ |
| [19:14.10] | -That sounds great. -I know a great little place. 听起来不错 有一家馆子不错 |
| [19:23.24] | You're not paying for the pizza. 我不能让你付钱 |
| [19:25.44] | Come on,it's only fair. You paid for the flight. 这样很公平，你出了机票钱 |
| [19:29.68] | Is that enough lira? 这些里拉够吗？ |
| [19:31.42] | I'd throw another 1000 on that. 再丢个一千 |
| [19:33.85] | -How much is that? -That's about 60 cents. 这样是多少？ 大约60毛美金 |
| [19:47.80] | Every night! 每天晚上都这样 |
| [19:51.70] | You don't need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟 |
| [19:54.10] | Cigarettes don't control you. 香烟不能控制你 |
| [20:00.91] | ... who does not need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟 |
| [20:03.65] | A strong,confident woman... 坚强、有自信的女性 |
| [20:07.05] | ... who does not need to smoke. 不需要抽烟 |
| [20:21.90] | Look,I know that you think I did this totally evil thing. 我知道你觉得我做了大坏事 |
| [20:25.94] | But I so didn't. 但是我没有 |
| [20:28.47] | Someone's here who can explain this better than I can. 有一个人可以解释得比我清楚 |
| [20:43.52] | Hi,Mrs. IKnight. 奈特老师 |
| [20:47.76] | Phoebe's right,Frank. 法兰克，菲比说得对 |
| [20:50.53] | It's hard to hear,but it would've been wrong to go through with it. 这话不中听，但我们不该结婚 |
| [20:54.60] | I was being selfish. 我太自私了 |
| [20:56.47] | Even though we want the same things right now... 我们现在追求相同的东西 |
| [21:00.50] | ...in the future,we may not. 未来却不见得如此 |
| [21:04.47] | -ls that what it is? -Yes,but not just that. 对不对？ 对，但不只如此 |
| [21:07.21] | Not just that. 不只如此 |
| [21:12.18] | Even though we love each other as much as we do... 虽然我们现在非常相爱 |
| [21:18.22] | ... nonetheless.... 然而… |
| [21:22.06] | Nonetheless. 然而… |
| [21:31.74] | ...to really know what you want. 不晓得你要什么 |
| [21:35.31] | That's right,exactly. 没错 |
| [21:39.58] | That's a goodbye kiss. That's good. 你们在吻别，很好 |
| [21:44.01] | Bye-bye. 再见 |
| [21:46.52] | The important thing is, is that you see what I'm saying. 总之希望你了解我的意思 |
| [21:51.56] | This is clearly wrong. 这么做摆明是错的 |
| [21:55.33] | I've decided I'm gonna let this happen. 我绝不会袖手旁观 |
| [21:59.20] | Can I just get my purse? 我要拿皮包 |
| [22:01.73] | Okay,all right,good. 好吧，算了 |
| [22:08.81] | Cigarettes don't control you. 香烟不能控制你 |
| [22:11.41] | You are a strong,confident woman... 你是坚强、有自信的女性 |
| [22:14.71] | ... who does not need to smoke. 你不需要抽烟 |
| [22:19.55] | Joey's your best friend. 乔伊是你最要好的朋友 |
| [22:23.09] | You wanna make him a cheese sandwich every day. 你要每天为他做起司三明治 |
| [22:29.79] | And you also wanna buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants. 你还要送他一条几百块的裤子 |
| [03:10.-2] | I would' ve called, but I lost your number. wo ben lai xiang xian da dian hua dan shi hao ma nong diu le |
| [05:37.-1] | Great! tai hao le |
| [07:20.-1] | And the two times we went out, it was plain awkward. wo men yi qi chu men liang ci, dou man can de |
| [09:25.-1] | I think you should go out with this guy. ni ying gai gen ta yue hui |
| [12:19.-4] | It didn' t. mei you |
| [15:37.-1] | We go out, we eat. wo men chu qu chi fan |
| [17:50.-4] | And you' ll see it too, one day. You really, really will. ni zong you yi tian ye hui ming bai, zhen de |
| [19:57.-2] | You are a strong, confident woman... ni shi jian qiang you zi xin de nv xing |
| [21:29.-2] | You' re too young... ni hai nian qing |
| [00:07.65] | What' s so funny? ni zai xiao shen me? |
| [00:09.32] | Nothing. It' s an acting exercise. I' m practicing my fake laugh. mei you, zhe shi yan ji lian xi wo zai lian jia xiao |
| [00:18.46] | What? What' s so funny? ni zai xiao shen me? |
| [00:24.34] | No, no. There' s none of that in here. bu xing, dian li bu zhun chou yan |
| [00:26.91] | Come on. At least let me finish this last one. zhi shao rang wo chou wan zhe yi gen |
| [00:31.14] | Only if you give me a drag. hao, dan ni de fen wo yi kou |
| [00:41.69] | Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat. yao nv, wo you wen shang ni de chun le |
| [00:48.26] | Why don' t you hold on to that one. zheng gen dou gei ni ba |
| [00:59.94] | That' s like the least fun game ever. zhe shi zui bu hao wan de you xi |
| [01:03.04] | I' m sick of your smoking, so I brought something... wo shou gou le, wo dai le yi yang dong xi |
| [01:06.18] | ... that is going to help you quit. ke yi bang zhu ni jie yan |
| [01:15.45] | That patch is no good. zhe ge jie yan tie bu bu hao yong |
| [01:21.29] | It' s a hypnosis tape. zhe shi cui mian lu yin dai |
| [01:23.13] | A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn' t smoked since. wo yi ge tong shi ting le liang xing qi hou zai ye mei chou guo yan |
| [01:30.04] | What' s your problem? ni you shen me yi jian? |
| [01:31.64] | Nothing. It' s just that hypnosis is beyond crap. mei shen me, zhi bu guo cui mian shi pian ren de |
| [01:36.84] | I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City. wo zai ya te lan da kan guo ni bei cui mian |
| [01:39.64] | That guy did not hypnotize me, okay? na jia huo mei ba wo cui mian, hao ma? |
| [01:42.35] | You always pull your pants down and play " Wipe Out" on your butt. shi a, ni zong shi tuo ku zi yong" tong sha" |
| [01:48.39] | Forget hypnosis. bie yong cui mian le |
| [01:49.85] | The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather... xiang jie yan jiu de qu shi nan di shang luo wu |
| [01:53.73] | ... and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy, young men. ran hou yong liu ge zhuang ding de han shui mu yu |
| [01:58.06] | Or what my father calls " Thursday night." wo ba guan ta jiao" zhou si ye kuang huan" |
| [02:02.27] | The One With the Hypnosis Tape ben ji bo chu:" lao shao pei" |
| [02:50.32] | Here you go. I didn' t want cinnamon on this. na qu wo bu yao jia rou gui |
| [02:53.75] | Sorry. dui bu qi |
| [03:03.33] | Oh, my God! Frank! tian na, fa lan ke |
| [03:06.66] | How are you? ni hao ma? |
| [03:08.07] | What are you doing here? ni zen me lai le? |
| [03:12.90] | And then my mom locked me out of the house, so I couldn' t find it. wo ma ba wo suo zai men wai wo mei ban fa jin qu zhao |
| [03:17.51] | Then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off. wo zhao le yi ju gong gong dian hua hua tong que bei jian duan le |
| [03:23.52] | What happened? zen me le? |
| [03:26.15] | Vandalism. you ren po huai gong wu |
| [03:28.92] | But also, what happened between you and your mom? na ni he ni ma zen me le? |
| [03:32.29] | We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married. wo men chao jia, ta shuo wo bu gou cheng shu, bu neng jie hun |
| [03:36.69] | You' re getting married? ni yao jie hun le? |
| [03:41.47] | My little brother' s getting married! wo de di di yao jie hun le |
| [03:44.77] | I knew you' d be so cool about this. Do you wanna meet her? wo jiu zhi dao ni hui ti wo gao xing ni xiang jian ta ma? |
| [03:49.27] | Do l? ni shuo ne? |
| [03:50.88] | Do you? ni xiang ma? |
| [03:53.11] | Yeah, I do. dang ran xiang |
| [03:54.38] | Cool, all right. She' s just parking the truck. tai hao le, ta zheng zai ting ka che |
| [03:58.52] | I gonna go get my fiancee, man! wo qu dai wo de wei hun qi lai |
| [04:04.46] | I' d have bet good money that he' d be the first one of us to get married. wo jiu zhi dao ta hui zui zao jie hun |
| [04:09.19] | Isn' t it fantastic? zhe bu shi hen bang ma? |
| [04:11.06] | Don' t you think he' s a little young to get married? ni bu jue de ta shao xian nian qing? |
| [04:14.37] | Well, he' s 18. ta yi jing 18 sui le |
| [04:15.67] | It' ll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party. ta zai zui hou dan shen pai dui shang bu neng he jiu |
| [04:19.70] | Yeah, or to get a hooker. ye bu neng jiao ji |
| [04:22.91] | Always illegal, Joe. jiao ji ben lai jiu wei fa |
| [04:27.58] | This is my fiancee... zhe shi wo de wei hun qi |
| [04:30.48] | ... Mrs. IKnight. nai te lao shi |
| [04:34.55] | That' s my sister. na shi wo jie jie |
| [04:35.65] | You know, it' s funny. shuo lai hao xiao |
| [04:37.52] | Frank told me so much about you, but you' re not how I pictured you at all. fa lan ke jing chang ti dao ni ni que gen wo xiang xiang de bu yi yang |
| [04:42.26] | Yeah, I' m a big surprise. shi a, wo hen ling ren yi wai |
| [04:46.56] | Here, grab a seat. zuo ba |
| [04:48.10] | So how did you guys meet? ni men shi zen me ren shi de? |
| [04:50.94] | I was in Mrs. IKnight' s.... wo qu shang nai te lao shi de |
| [04:53.77] | I mean, Alice. Sorry. I always do that. wo shi shuo ai li si bao qian, wo lao shi jiao cuo |
| [04:59.88] | I was in her homeec class. wo qu shang ta de jia zheng ke |
| [05:02.01] | He was my best student. ta shi wo zui hao de xue sheng |
| [05:03.68] | She was my best teacher. ta shi wo zui hao de lao shi |
| [05:15.46] | If that doesn' t keep kids in school, what will? zhen shi rang xue sheng bu qiao ke de hao fang fa |
| [05:20.93] | And so now you guys are gonna be married? ni men yao jie hun le? |
| [05:24.90] | We talked about just living together... wo men ben lai zhi kao lv tong ju |
| [05:30.14] | ... but we want kids right away. dan shi wo men xiang ma shang sheng xiao hai |
| [05:34.55] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [05:39.92] | IKids. Frank, are you sure you' re ready for that? xiao hai? fa lan ke ni zhen de zhun bei hao le? |
| [05:43.62] | How hard can it be? neng you duo nan? |
| [05:45.46] | You know, I mean, babies. Who doesn' t want babies? Right? shui bu xiang yao xiao bao bao, dui ba? |
| [05:51.03] | And besides, I never had a dad around. er qie wo yi zhi mei you ba ba pei ban |
| [05:53.56] | And now I always will, because it' ll be me. yi hou jiu you le, yin wei wo jiu shi ba ba |
| [06:01.07] | Really, we do realize that there' s an age difference between us. wo men zhi dao wo men de sui shu cha hen duo |
| [06:05.08] | Good. Because you were acting like you didn' t. na jiu hao ni men kan qi lai hao xiang bu zhi dao |
| [06:08.05] | But when it comes to love, what does age matter? dan shi zai ai qing li, nian ling bu shi wen ti |
| [06:18.56] | You are falling fast asleep. ni zheng zai jin ru meng xiang |
| [06:21.59] | Deeper, deeper, deeper. yue shui yue chen, yue shui yue chen |
| [06:24.76] | You are now completely asleep. ni yi jing shui zhao le |
| [06:27.40] | You don' t need to smoke. ni bu xu yao chou yan |
| [06:29.87] | Cigarettes don' t control you. xiang yan bu neng kong zhi ni |
| [06:32.74] | You are a strong, confident woman... ni shi jian qiang you zi xin de nv xing |
| [06:36.11] | ... who does not need to smoke. ni bu xu yao chou yan |
| [06:38.84] | A strong, confident woman. jian qiang you zi xin de nv xing |
| [06:44.15] | You know what? ni zhi dao ma? |
| [06:45.25] | I realized in the last year I' ve only gone out with Richard and Julio. wo fa xian qu nian wo zhi he li cha hu li ou jiao wang guo |
| [06:49.79] | You gotta help me out, set me up. Get me back in the game. ni de bang wo qian xian, rang wo chong hui qing chang |
| [06:53.29] | Not a problem. mei wen ti |
| [06:54.59] | I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men. wo zai shi zhuang jie gong zuo shen bian quan shi yi xing lian hao nan ren |
| [07:01.10] | Can I get you something else? ni hai yao shen me? |
| [07:02.87] | Cheesecake and a date, if you' re giving them out. qi si dan gao he yi ci yue hui, ru guo you de hua |
| [07:06.77] | Haven' t we covered that topic? wo men bu shi tan guo le ma? |
| [07:08.34] | You just said to her ni gang cai dui ta shuo |
| [07:10.21] | You wanna go out with me... ni xiang gen wo yue hui |
| [07:12.04] | ... because of my wig, the big boobs, and I serve you food. shi yin wei wo shi jin fa bo ba hai duan chi de gei ni |
| [07:15.65] | If that were true, I' d be dating my Aunt Ruth. na wo zhao wo gu gu jiu xing le |
| [07:24.19] | You think she should go out with me, don' t you? ni jue de ta ying gai he wo yue hui ba? |
| [07:30.73] | You sure you wanna go out with her? ni zhen de xiang gen ta yue hui? |
| [07:32.90] | That ain' t a pretty picture in the morning. zao shang hui can bu ren du o |
| [07:36.07] | That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand. jia fa luan cheng yi tuan yi ru reng zai chuang tou gui shang |
| [07:42.31] | Think about it. ni kao lv yi xia |
| [07:43.84] | Oh, I will. wo hui de |
| [07:47.68] | No, I know. I know that this is Frank' s life. wo zhi dao zhe shi fa lan ke de ren sheng |
| [07:52.85] | I don' t wanna be judgmental, but it' s sick. It' s sick and wrong! wo bu xiang pi ping dan zhe yang shi bian tai shi cuo de |
| [07:57.76] | What, is it the age thing? yin wei nian ling de guan xi? |
| [07:59.89] | I' m fine with the age thing... wo ben lai bu zai hu nian ling |
| [08:01.89] | ... until it sticks its tongue down my brother' s throat. zhi dao ta ba she tou wang wo di de hou long shen |
| [08:06.53] | Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it. fei bi, ta kan qi lai hen shuang |
| [08:09.70] | You think he' ll enjoy it when he' s up to his elbows in diapers... deng ta mang zhe bang yi dui bao bao huan niao bu |
| [08:13.57] | ... of all the babies they have to have right away? ni jue de ta hai hui shuang ma? |
| [08:17.24] | This is not fair to Frank, and it' s not fair to the babies. zhe yang dui fa lan ke bu gong ping ye dui bao bao bu gong ping |
| [08:21.41] | You know what? It' s not good home economics. zhe ke bu shi hao de jia zheng |
| [08:26.55] | Have you told him how you feel? ni gen ta shuo guo ma? |
| [08:28.92] | Yes. Not out loud. you, dan mei you shuo chu sheng yin |
| [08:32.52] | If you don' t tell him, soon he' ll be married, then you' ll hate yourself. ni bu shuo, ta jiu yao jie hun le ni hui hen ni zi ji |
| [08:37.06] | Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he' s gonna hate myself. wo yao shi shuo le, ta hui hen wo |
| [08:41.10] | Look at him and his mom. I can' t. ni kan kan ta he ta ma ma, wo bu neng shuo |
| [08:46.30] | But you guys can. You talk him out of it. dan shi ni men ke yi, ni men qu quan zu ta |
| [08:51.14] | Come on, you guys. bai tuo la |
| [08:54.61] | You have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose. ni men mei you sun shi wo que hui shi qu yi qie |
| [08:57.62] | Do you want me to lose everything? Everything? ni men yao wo shi qu yi qie ma? |
| [09:05.46] | Okay, I' m gonna go get Frank. hao, wo qu zhao fa lan ke |
| [09:10.13] | We' re walking down the street, and I turn to you and say: gang cai zou zai jie shang, wo dui ni shuo |
| [09:13.66] | " Let' s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes." Remember? " qu tuo yi jiu ba zuo zuo" ji de ma? |
| [09:17.00] | And then you say," Let' s just hang out at your place." ran hou ni shuo" qu ni jia jiu hao le" |
| [09:20.77] | Well, that was a nice move, dumb ass. hao ming zhi a, zhu tou |
| [09:27.61] | He doesn' t do anything for me. ta dui wo yi dian xi yin li ye mei you |
| [09:29.61] | Last Saturday night, what happened on Walker, Texas Ranger? shang zhou liu de " meng long guo jiang" yan shen me? |
| [09:34.09] | Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. wo ke zai zhao yi che zi de xiao hai |
| [09:39.12] | All right, I get your point. wo dong ni de yi si le |
| [09:43.49] | I forgot the combination to this about a year ago. wo yi nian qian jiu wang le ta de mi ma |
| [09:46.83] | I just carry it around. wo zhi shi lin zhuo zhuang yang zi |
| [09:50.67] | You got any Chap Stick? ni men you hu chun gao ma? |
| [09:53.27] | How are those tapes working out? lu yin dai ting de zen yang? |
| [09:55.11] | Good. I haven' t smoked yet today. hen you xiao, wo jin tian hai mei chou yan |
| [09:57.81] | I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse. qing shuang you you zi xin hao piao liang de shang yi |
| [10:05.52] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [10:07.62] | Here you go. Thanks. na qu xie le |
| [10:10.19] | Let' s give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice. gei bi te yi ge ji hui ta ji feng qu, ren you hao |
| [10:14.23] | That check thing was adorable. er qie zhi piao de shi hao ke ai |
| [10:16.36] | What check thing? shen me zhi piao? |
| [10:18.13] | As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me, gave me a 20, 000 tip. you ge xi huan wo de gu ke kai wan xiao gei wo liang wan yuan de xiao fei |
| [10:23.50] | His number' s on the check. He did it so I' d call. ta de dian hua zai zhi piao shang ta yao wo da gei ta |
| [10:26.47] | Pete Becker. Pete bi te bei ke, bi te |
| [10:35.55] | Is this him? shi ta ma? |
| [10:37.21] | That' s Bill Clinton. na shi zong tong |
| [10:40.65] | Who' s he hugging? ta bao zhe shui? |
| [10:44.00] | Oh, my God. That' s Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete? tian na, shi bi te zong tong wei shi me bao zhe bi te? |
| [10:48.03] | This guy invented Moss 865. ta fa ming liao mo si 865 |
| [10:49.93] | Every office in the world uses that program. quan shi jie de gong si dou zai yong zhe ge cheng shi |
| [10:52.73] | We use it! There you go! wo men ye zai yong ni kan ba |
| [10:56.03] | Monica' s gonna go out with a millionaire. mo ni ka yao gen bai wan fu weng yue hui le |
| [10:59.27] | I' m not gonna go out with him. wo cai bu gen ta yue hui |
| [11:01.57] | I can' t believe this is a real 20, 000 check. This is so exciting. zhe ju ran shi zhen de liang wan yuan zhi piao hao xing fen o |
| [11:06.04] | Or incredibly offensive. huo shi ling ren huo da |
| [11:08.18] | Yeah, sure. That too. dui, ye you |
| [11:22.56] | What? zen yang? |
| [11:25.70] | All we' re saying is, don' t rush into anything. wo men de yi si shi, bu yao cao zhi guo ji |
| [11:28.70] | Come on, think about it. You' re 18. She' s 44. ni xiang xiang: ni 18 sui, ta 44 sui |
| [11:33.24] | When you' re 36, she' s gonna be 88. deng ni 36 sui, ta jiu 88 sui le |
| [11:38.58] | You don' t think I know that? ni yi wei wo bu zhi dao? |
| [11:43.55] | The point is... zhong dian shi |
| [11:46.05] | ... there' s a lot of women you haven' t had sex with yet. ni hai ke yi gen hen duo nv ren shang chuang |
| [11:49.25] | He' s right. He' s right. This is your time. ta shuo de dui, zhe shi ni de tian xia |
| [11:52.46] | You' re young. You' re weird. Chicks dig that. ni nian qing, ni gu guai nv sheng zui xi huan le |
| [11:56.76] | Isn' t sex better when it' s with one person that you really care about? gen yi ge ni hen xi huan de ren zuo gan jue bu shi geng bang? |
| [12:01.50] | Yeah, in a poem, maybe. zai shi li ba |
| [12:04.67] | No, the man' s right. That' s what I had with Rachel. bu, ta shuo de dui wo gen rui qiu jiu shi na yang |
| [12:08.34] | Not anymore? xian zai mei you le? |
| [12:10.01] | No. I slept with someone else. mei le, wo gen bie ren shang le chuang |
| [12:14.25] | So wait. So how did that make things better? deng deng, na yang dui shi qing you bang zhu ma? |
| [12:22.12] | What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice. ni gen rui qiu de gan jue jiu shi wo he ai li si de gan jue |
| [12:25.66] | Now, what is that like? na shi shen me gan jue? |
| [12:27.49] | It' s so cool, man. hen bang de gan jue |
| [12:29.09] | It' s because being with her is so much better than not being with her. yin wei gen ta zai yi qi bi bu gen ta zai yi qi kuai le duo le |
| [12:35.10] | Why can' t I find that? I had it and I blew it. wo wei shi me zhao bu dao? wo yong you guo, que gao za le |
| [12:38.37] | Well, I want it! wo xiang yao! |
| [12:40.00] | You can have it. ni yi ding ke yi yong you |
| [12:41.17] | Maybe there' s something wrong with me. ye xu wo you mao bing |
| [12:44.04] | No, it' s out there, man. I' ve seen it! I got it! ni hui zhao dao de wo jian guo, ye yong you le |
| [12:48.85] | Then, you hold on to it! All right, man! na ni jiu yao hao hao ba wo hao |
| [12:51.72] | All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard! si xiao zi, gong xi ni |
| [12:55.05] | You' re Frank' s best man? ni shi fa lan ke de ban lang? |
| [12:59.32] | I couldn' t help it. Their love is so pure. wo mei ban fa, ta men de ai hao chun jie |
| [13:03.06] | What about you, huh? na ni ne? |
| [13:05.70] | I' m the ring bearer. wo bang ta na jie zhi |
| [13:26.15] | I' m so glad you could come. I' ve got a real homeec emergency. ni lai le jiu hao wo you yi ge jia zheng |
| [13:30.35] | Oh, my God. Who died on this? tian na, shui si le? |
| [13:33.69] | It' s a real " mustardtastrophe." jie mo jiang dao le |
| [13:37.06] | Can you help? ni you ban fa ma? |
| [13:38.26] | Absolutely. First, we' ll start with a little club soda and salt. dang ran you, xian yong su da shui jia yan qing xi |
| [13:42.57] | Then if that doesn' t work Forget it. It' s ruined. yao shi xi bu diao, jiu suan le, ta yi jing hui le |
| [13:45.87] | Never say that. If you can' t get it out, cut around the stain... bie zhe me shuo, yao shi xi bu diao jiu jian diao zang wu bu fen |
| [13:49.84] | ... add a little lace, you make a stylish throw. feng yi dian lei si jiu shi yi tiao piao liang de zhe bu |
| [13:54.18] | Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother, Frank? you huo zhe, ni ke yi bu yao jia gei wo di di |
| [14:02.52] | Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin? neng bu neng rang ta xiao dao ke yi fang zai zhen jian shang? |
| [14:05.76] | I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin. wo xi huan sheng chan zhe zhong xiao dong xi |
| [14:10.90] | You have Monica Geller here. mo ni ka gai lei lai fang |
| [14:12.93] | Absolutely. Yeah, send her in. hao de, rang ta jin lai |
| [14:18.74] | What the hell is this? zhe shi shen me yi si? |
| [14:20.70] | Hang on for a sec. I' ll talk to you in the morning? deng yi xia ming tian zao shang zai tan? |
| [14:23.71] | You got it. hao de |
| [14:25.88] | I' m sorry. What? dui bu qi, shen me? |
| [14:27.38] | What' s this supposed to mean? zhe shi shen me yi si? |
| [14:29.05] | Well, you know, I never know how much to tip. wo yi zhi bu hui suan xiao fei |
| [14:34.05] | You double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. ba jia shui cheng yi er bu shi ba luo ma ni ya de shui shou cheng yi er |
| [14:39.59] | Are you buying me? Is this how you get girls to go out with you? ni yao mai wo ma? ni dou zhe yang yue nv hai zi? |
| [14:43.63] | I' m still here. wo hai zai |
| [14:49.00] | You' re taking this wrong. If I didn' t leave you that tip... ni wu hui le yao shi wo mei gei zhe bi xiao fei |
| [14:52.30] | ... you wouldn' t have come, we wouldn' t have this argument... ni jiu bu hui lai, wo men bu hui zheng chao |
| [14:55.81] | ... and there wouldn' t be this heat between us. ye bu hui you zhe zhong jin zhang de qi fen |
| [14:59.41] | You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now. ni de cheng ren wo men de guan xi you jin zhan le |
| [15:04.08] | You were the chef and I was the customer. yi qian ni shi chu shi, wo shi gu ke |
| [15:06.78] | But now we' re this couple that fights. xian zai wo men shi liang ge zheng chao de ren |
| [15:11.59] | You' re a loon. ni shi ge feng zi |
| [15:13.86] | Look, forget the check, okay? I like you. bie guan zhe zhang zhi piao le, wo xi huan ni |
| [15:18.03] | I think you' re great. wo jue de ni hen bang |
| [15:20.93] | Come on, what do you say? zen me yang? |
| [15:25.04] | I don' t know. wo bu zhi dao |
| [15:26.64] | Why not? wei shi me? |
| [15:28.87] | I don' t wanna encourage this behavior. wo bu xiang gu li zhe zhong xing wei |
| [15:32.51] | One meal. That' s all I' m asking for. Please? wo zhi qiu yi dun fan, hao ma? |
| [15:38.65] | If you don' t have a good time, I' ll give you 10 grand, we' re even. yao shi wan de bu kai xin wo gei ni yi wan, wo men che ping |
| [15:55.30] | Wait, no. Just put the mail down. It' s me. bu, ba xin fang xia, shi wo |
| [15:59.64] | Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark? dui bu qi, ni zen me bu kai deng? |
| [16:03.07] | Your laundry smelled so good that I thought I' d curl up in it. ni de yi fu hao xiang, wo jiu wo zai li mian |
| [16:08.48] | ls that all right? Yeah, sure. mei guan xi ba? mei guan xi |
| [16:10.68] | So how was your day? jin tian guo de zen yang? |
| [16:12.25] | It' s just probably the worst one since I' ve been alive. ke neng shi wo you sheng yi lai zui can de yi tian |
| [16:19.26] | What happened? zen me le? |
| [16:21.66] | Alice.... She called it off. ai li si gai bian xin yi le |
| [16:29.33] | Did she say why? ta you shuo yuan yin ma? |
| [16:32.50] | No. Just that I was too young. mei you, ta zhi shuo wo tai nian qing |
| [16:34.74] | I don' t see how I could suddenly be too young... wo zen me tu ran bian nian qing le? |
| [16:37.61] | ... because I' m older than I was when we first got together. gang jiao wang shi, ta hai shuo wo lao cheng |
| [16:45.35] | I don' t know. But you know what? Maybe it' s just all for the best. bu xiao de, dan shi ni zhi dao ma? huo xu zhe yang ye hao |
| [16:50.42] | Well, yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain. shi a, dan shi wo hao tong ku |
| [16:54.53] | Oh, sweetie. qin ai de |
| [16:56.89] | You know, I was just finally happy. wo hao bu rong yi gan dao kuai le |
| [17:00.10] | For the first time in my life... zhe shi sheng ping di yi ci |
| [17:03.23] | ... after my dad left me... xian shi ba ba li kai wo |
| [17:05.44] | ... and then getting arrested for stealing those birds... ran hou tou niao bei dai bu |
| [17:10.94] | ... and then the whole puncturedlung thing. ran hou you fei chuan kong |
| [17:15.88] | It' s still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather... tian qi yi leng, wo hai shi hen nan shen hu xi |
| [17:19.58] | ... but with Alice, all that stuff kind of went away. dan shi you le ai li si zhei xie dou bu jian le |
| [17:24.79] | And now it' s gone, and I don' t know why. xian zai wo shi qu le, que bu zhi dao yuan yin |
| [17:31.26] | Well, I can tell you why. It' s because of me. wo ke yi gao su ni, shi wo hai de |
| [17:36.07] | But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay? bu guo wo shi ai ni cai zhe me zuo |
| [17:41.77] | What? shen me? |
| [17:42.81] | I kind of had a little chat with Alice... wo gen ai li si liao le yi xia |
| [17:45.91] | ... and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn' t be together. rang ta ming bai ni men wei he bu neng zai yi qi |
| [17:53.42] | Wait a minute. This is because of you? deng yi xia, shi ni zao cheng de? |
| [17:57.76] | My mother didn' t want us to be together... wo ma fan dui wo men zai yi qi |
| [18:00.62] | ... but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch. dan shi ta ding duo ba wo bang zai men lang shang |
| [18:06.00] | I came to you because I thought you' d understand. wo jue de ni neng liao jie, suo yi lai zhao ni |
| [18:14.67] | I would storm out of here... wo hen xiang shuai men zou ren |
| [18:16.94] | ... if I had some money or a place to go. dan shi wo mei qian mo di fang qu |
| [18:26.82] | Oh, my God! The millionaire' s here! tian na, da fu hao lai le |
| [18:29.15] | Oh, my God! tian na |
| [18:36.06] | I' m just gonna have dinner with him. wo zhi shi yao gen ta chi dun fan |
| [18:38.80] | Okay, just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything. ta qing ni chi fan bing bu dai biao ni qian ta shen me |
| [18:45.20] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [18:47.37] | Okay, then get the lobster. na ji de dian long xia |
| [18:58.42] | How much cash you got in your pocket now? ni kou dai li you duo shao xian jin? |
| [19:03.72] | And that' s why I' m not inviting you in for a drink. wo jiu bu qing ni jin lai zuo le |
| [19:07.59] | Why not? Hey, come in for drink. jin lai zuo yi xia ma |
| [19:11.36] | Where do you wanna go? You like pizza? ni xiang qu na li? xi huan chi pi sa ma? |
| [19:14.10] | That sounds great. I know a great little place. ting qi lai bu cuo you yi jia guan zi bu cuo |
| [19:23.24] | You' re not paying for the pizza. wo bu neng rang ni fu qian |
| [19:25.44] | Come on, it' s only fair. You paid for the flight. zhe yang hen gong ping, ni chu le ji piao qian |
| [19:29.68] | Is that enough lira? zhei xie li la gou ma? |
| [19:31.42] | I' d throw another 1000 on that. zai diu ge yi qian |
| [19:33.85] | How much is that? That' s about 60 cents. zhe yang shi duo shao? da yue 60 mao mei jin |
| [19:47.80] | Every night! mei tian wan shang dou zhe yang |
| [19:51.70] | You don' t need to smoke. ni bu xu yao chou yan |
| [19:54.10] | Cigarettes don' t control you. xiang yan bu neng kong zhi ni |
| [20:00.91] | ... who does not need to smoke. ni bu xu yao chou yan |
| [20:03.65] | A strong, confident woman... jian qiang you zi xin de nv xing |
| [20:07.05] | ... who does not need to smoke. bu xu yao chou yan |
| [20:21.90] | Look, I know that you think I did this totally evil thing. wo zhi dao ni jue de wo zuo le da huai shi |
| [20:25.94] | But I so didn' t. dan shi wo mei you |
| [20:28.47] | Someone' s here who can explain this better than I can. you yi ge ren ke yi jie shi de bi wo qing chu |
| [20:43.52] | Hi, Mrs. IKnight. nai te lao shi |
| [20:47.76] | Phoebe' s right, Frank. fa lan ke, fei bi shuo de dui |
| [20:50.53] | It' s hard to hear, but it would' ve been wrong to go through with it. zhe hua bu zhong ting, dan wo men bu gai jie hun |
| [20:54.60] | I was being selfish. wo tai zi si le |
| [20:56.47] | Even though we want the same things right now... wo men xian zai zhui qiu xiang tong de dong xi |
| [21:00.50] | ... in the future, we may not. wei lai que bu jian de ru ci |
| [21:04.47] | ls that what it is? Yes, but not just that. dui bu dui? dui, dan bu zhi ru ci |
| [21:07.21] | Not just that. bu zhi ru ci |
| [21:12.18] | Even though we love each other as much as we do... sui ran wo men xian zai fei chang xiang ai |
| [21:18.22] | ... nonetheless.... ran er |
| [21:22.06] | Nonetheless. ran er |
| [21:31.74] | ... to really know what you want. bu xiao de ni yao shen me |
| [21:35.31] | That' s right, exactly. mei cuo |
| [21:39.58] | That' s a goodbye kiss. That' s good. ni men zai wen bie, hen hao |
| [21:44.01] | Byebye. zai jian |
| [21:46.52] | The important thing is, is that you see what I' m saying. zong zhi xi wang ni liao jie wo de yi si |
| [21:51.56] | This is clearly wrong. zhe me zuo bai ming shi cuo de |
| [21:55.33] | I' ve decided I' m gonna let this happen. wo jue bu hui xiu shou pang guan |
| [21:59.20] | Can I just get my purse? wo yao na pi bao |
| [22:01.73] | Okay, all right, good. hao ba, suan le |
| [22:08.81] | Cigarettes don' t control you. xiang yan bu neng kong zhi ni |
| [22:11.41] | You are a strong, confident woman... ni shi jian qiang you zi xin de nv xing |
| [22:14.71] | ... who does not need to smoke. ni bu xu yao chou yan |
| [22:19.55] | Joey' s your best friend. qiao yi shi ni zui yao hao de peng you |
| [22:23.09] | You wanna make him a cheese sandwich every day. ni yao mei tian wei ta zuo qi si san ming zhi |
| [22:29.79] | And you also wanna buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants. ni hai yao song ta yi tiao ji bai kuai de ku zi |
| [03:10.-2] | I would' ve called, but I lost your number. wǒ běn lái xiǎng xiān dǎ diàn huà dàn shì hào mǎ nòng diū le |
| [05:37.-1] | Great! tài hǎo le |
| [07:20.-1] | And the two times we went out, it was plain awkward. wǒ men yì qǐ chū mén liǎng cì, dōu mán cǎn de |
| [09:25.-1] | I think you should go out with this guy. nǐ yīng gāi gēn tā yuē huì |
| [12:19.-4] | It didn' t. méi yǒu |
| [15:37.-1] | We go out, we eat. wǒ men chū qù chī fàn |
| [17:50.-4] | And you' ll see it too, one day. You really, really will. nǐ zǒng yǒu yì tiān yě huì míng bái, zhēn de |
| [19:57.-2] | You are a strong, confident woman... nǐ shì jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [21:29.-2] | You' re too young... nǐ hái nián qīng |
| [00:07.65] | What' s so funny? nǐ zài xiào shén me? |
| [00:09.32] | Nothing. It' s an acting exercise. I' m practicing my fake laugh. méi yǒu, zhè shì yǎn jì liàn xí wǒ zài liàn jiǎ xiào |
| [00:18.46] | What? What' s so funny? nǐ zài xiào shén me? |
| [00:24.34] | No, no. There' s none of that in here. bù xíng, diàn lǐ bù zhǔn chōu yān |
| [00:26.91] | Come on. At least let me finish this last one. zhì shǎo ràng wǒ chōu wán zhè yī gēn |
| [00:31.14] | Only if you give me a drag. hǎo, dàn nǐ dé fēn wǒ yī kǒu |
| [00:41.69] | Oh, dark mother, once again I suckle at your smoky teat. yāo nǚ, wǒ yòu wěn shàng nǐ de chún le |
| [00:48.26] | Why don' t you hold on to that one. zhěng gēn dōu gěi nǐ ba |
| [00:59.94] | That' s like the least fun game ever. zhè shì zuì bù hǎo wán de yóu xì |
| [01:03.04] | I' m sick of your smoking, so I brought something... wǒ shòu gòu le, wǒ dài le yí yàng dōng xī |
| [01:06.18] | ... that is going to help you quit. kě yǐ bāng zhù nǐ jiè yān |
| [01:15.45] | That patch is no good. zhè gè jiè yān tiē bù bù hǎo yòng |
| [01:21.29] | It' s a hypnosis tape. zhè shì cuī mián lù yīn dài |
| [01:23.13] | A woman at work used it for two weeks and hasn' t smoked since. wǒ yí gè tóng shì tīng le liǎng xīng qī hòu zài yě méi chōu guò yān |
| [01:30.04] | What' s your problem? nǐ yǒu shén me yì jiàn? |
| [01:31.64] | Nothing. It' s just that hypnosis is beyond crap. méi shén me, zhǐ bù guò cuī mián shì piàn rén de |
| [01:36.84] | I watched you get hypnotized in Atlantic City. wǒ zài yà tè lán dà kàn guò nǐ bèi cuī mián |
| [01:39.64] | That guy did not hypnotize me, okay? nà jiā huǒ méi bǎ wǒ cuī mián, hǎo ma? |
| [01:42.35] | You always pull your pants down and play " Wipe Out" on your butt. shì a, nǐ zǒng shì tuō kù zi yòng" tōng shā" |
| [01:48.39] | Forget hypnosis. bié yòng cuī mián le |
| [01:49.85] | The way to quit smoking is to dance naked in a field of heather... xiǎng jiè yān jiù dé qù shí nán dì shàng luǒ wǔ |
| [01:53.73] | ... and then bathe in the sweat of six healthy, young men. rán hòu yòng liù ge zhuàng dīng de hàn shuǐ mù yù |
| [01:58.06] | Or what my father calls " Thursday night." wǒ bà guǎn tā jiào" zhōu sì yè kuáng huān" |
| [02:02.27] | The One With the Hypnosis Tape běn jí bō chū:" lǎo shào pèi" |
| [02:50.32] | Here you go. I didn' t want cinnamon on this. ná qù wǒ bú yào jiā ròu guì |
| [02:53.75] | Sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [03:03.33] | Oh, my God! Frank! tiān na, fǎ lán kè |
| [03:06.66] | How are you? nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [03:08.07] | What are you doing here? nǐ zěn me lái le? |
| [03:12.90] | And then my mom locked me out of the house, so I couldn' t find it. wǒ mā bǎ wǒ suǒ zài mén wài wǒ méi bàn fǎ jìn qù zhǎo |
| [03:17.51] | Then I tried to find a pay phone, and the receiver was cut off. wǒ zhǎo le yī jù gōng gòng diàn huà huà tǒng què bèi jiǎn duàn le |
| [03:23.52] | What happened? zěn me le? |
| [03:26.15] | Vandalism. yǒu rén pò huài gōng wù |
| [03:28.92] | But also, what happened between you and your mom? nà nǐ hé nǐ mā zěn me le? |
| [03:32.29] | We got in a fight. She said that I was too immature to get married. wǒ men chǎo jià, tā shuō wǒ bù gòu chéng shú, bù néng jié hūn |
| [03:36.69] | You' re getting married? nǐ yào jié hūn le? |
| [03:41.47] | My little brother' s getting married! wǒ de dì di yào jié hūn le |
| [03:44.77] | I knew you' d be so cool about this. Do you wanna meet her? wǒ jiù zhī dào nǐ huì tì wǒ gāo xìng nǐ xiǎng jiàn tā ma? |
| [03:49.27] | Do l? nǐ shuō ne? |
| [03:50.88] | Do you? nǐ xiǎng ma? |
| [03:53.11] | Yeah, I do. dāng rán xiǎng |
| [03:54.38] | Cool, all right. She' s just parking the truck. tài hǎo le, tā zhèng zài tíng kǎ chē |
| [03:58.52] | I gonna go get my fiancee, man! wǒ qù dài wǒ de wèi hūn qī lái |
| [04:04.46] | I' d have bet good money that he' d be the first one of us to get married. wǒ jiù zhī dào tā huì zuì zǎo jié hūn |
| [04:09.19] | Isn' t it fantastic? zhè bú shì hěn bàng ma? |
| [04:11.06] | Don' t you think he' s a little young to get married? nǐ bù jué de tā shāo xián nián qīng? |
| [04:14.37] | Well, he' s 18. tā yǐ jīng 18 suì le |
| [04:15.67] | It' ll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party. tā zài zuì hòu dān shēn pài duì shàng bù néng hē jiǔ |
| [04:19.70] | Yeah, or to get a hooker. yě bù néng jiào jī |
| [04:22.91] | Always illegal, Joe. jiào jī běn lái jiù wéi fǎ |
| [04:27.58] | This is my fiancee... zhè shì wǒ de wèi hūn qī |
| [04:30.48] | ... Mrs. IKnight. nài tè lǎo shī |
| [04:34.55] | That' s my sister. nà shi wǒ jiě jie |
| [04:35.65] | You know, it' s funny. shuō lái hǎo xiào |
| [04:37.52] | Frank told me so much about you, but you' re not how I pictured you at all. fǎ lán kè jīng cháng tí dào nǐ nǐ què gēn wǒ xiǎng xiàng de bù yí yàng |
| [04:42.26] | Yeah, I' m a big surprise. shì a, wǒ hěn lìng rén yì wài |
| [04:46.56] | Here, grab a seat. zuò ba |
| [04:48.10] | So how did you guys meet? nǐ men shì zěn me rèn shi de? |
| [04:50.94] | I was in Mrs. IKnight' s.... wǒ qù shàng nài tè lǎo shī de |
| [04:53.77] | I mean, Alice. Sorry. I always do that. wǒ shì shuō ài lì sī bào qiàn, wǒ lǎo shì jiào cuò |
| [04:59.88] | I was in her homeec class. wǒ qù shàng tā de jiā zhèng kè |
| [05:02.01] | He was my best student. tā shì wǒ zuì hǎo de xué shēng |
| [05:03.68] | She was my best teacher. tā shì wǒ zuì hǎo de lǎo shī |
| [05:15.46] | If that doesn' t keep kids in school, what will? zhēn shì ràng xué shēng bù qiāo kè de hǎo fāng fǎ |
| [05:20.93] | And so now you guys are gonna be married? nǐ men yào jié hūn le? |
| [05:24.90] | We talked about just living together... wǒ men běn lái zhǐ kǎo lǜ tóng jū |
| [05:30.14] | ... but we want kids right away. dàn shì wǒ men xiǎng mǎ shàng shēng xiǎo hái |
| [05:34.55] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [05:39.92] | IKids. Frank, are you sure you' re ready for that? xiǎo hái? fǎ lán kè nǐ zhēn de zhǔn bèi hǎo le? |
| [05:43.62] | How hard can it be? néng yǒu duō nàn? |
| [05:45.46] | You know, I mean, babies. Who doesn' t want babies? Right? shuí bù xiǎng yào xiǎo bǎo bǎo, duì ba? |
| [05:51.03] | And besides, I never had a dad around. ér qiě wǒ yī zhí méi yǒu bà bà péi bàn |
| [05:53.56] | And now I always will, because it' ll be me. yǐ hòu jiù yǒu le, yīn wèi wǒ jiù shì bà bà |
| [06:01.07] | Really, we do realize that there' s an age difference between us. wǒ men zhī dào wǒ men de suì shù chà hěn duō |
| [06:05.08] | Good. Because you were acting like you didn' t. nà jiù hǎo nǐ men kàn qǐ lái hǎo xiàng bù zhī dào |
| [06:08.05] | But when it comes to love, what does age matter? dàn shì zài ài qíng lǐ, nián líng bú shì wèn tí |
| [06:18.56] | You are falling fast asleep. nǐ zhèng zài jìn rù mèng xiāng |
| [06:21.59] | Deeper, deeper, deeper. yuè shuì yuè chén, yuè shuì yuè chén |
| [06:24.76] | You are now completely asleep. nǐ yǐ jīng shuì zháo le |
| [06:27.40] | You don' t need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [06:29.87] | Cigarettes don' t control you. xiāng yān bù néng kòng zhì nǐ |
| [06:32.74] | You are a strong, confident woman... nǐ shì jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [06:36.11] | ... who does not need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [06:38.84] | A strong, confident woman. jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [06:44.15] | You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [06:45.25] | I realized in the last year I' ve only gone out with Richard and Julio. wǒ fā xiàn qù nián wǒ zhǐ hé lǐ chá hú lì ōu jiāo wǎng guò |
| [06:49.79] | You gotta help me out, set me up. Get me back in the game. nǐ dé bāng wǒ qiān xiàn, ràng wǒ chóng huí qíng chǎng |
| [06:53.29] | Not a problem. méi wèn tí |
| [06:54.59] | I work in fashion, and all I meet are eligible straight men. wǒ zài shí zhuāng jiè gōng zuò shēn biān quán shì yì xìng liàn hǎo nán rén |
| [07:01.10] | Can I get you something else? nǐ hái yào shén me? |
| [07:02.87] | Cheesecake and a date, if you' re giving them out. qǐ sī dàn gāo hé yī cì yuē huì, rú guǒ yǒu de huà |
| [07:06.77] | Haven' t we covered that topic? wǒ men bú shì tán guò le ma? |
| [07:08.34] | You just said to her nǐ gāng cái duì tā shuō |
| [07:10.21] | You wanna go out with me... nǐ xiǎng gēn wǒ yuē huì |
| [07:12.04] | ... because of my wig, the big boobs, and I serve you food. shì yīn wèi wǒ shì jīn fà bō bà hái duān chī de gěi nǐ |
| [07:15.65] | If that were true, I' d be dating my Aunt Ruth. nà wǒ zhǎo wǒ gū gū jiù xíng le |
| [07:24.19] | You think she should go out with me, don' t you? nǐ jué de tā yīng gāi hé wǒ yuē huì ba? |
| [07:30.73] | You sure you wanna go out with her? nǐ zhēn de xiǎng gēn tā yuē huì? |
| [07:32.90] | That ain' t a pretty picture in the morning. zǎo shàng huì cǎn bù rěn dǔ ō |
| [07:36.07] | That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the nightstand. jiǎ fà luàn chéng yī tuán yì rǔ rēng zài chuáng tóu guì shàng |
| [07:42.31] | Think about it. nǐ kǎo lǜ yī xià |
| [07:43.84] | Oh, I will. wǒ huì de |
| [07:47.68] | No, I know. I know that this is Frank' s life. wǒ zhī dào zhè shì fǎ lán kè de rén shēng |
| [07:52.85] | I don' t wanna be judgmental, but it' s sick. It' s sick and wrong! wǒ bù xiǎng pī píng dàn zhè yàng shì biàn tài shì cuò de |
| [07:57.76] | What, is it the age thing? yīn wèi nián líng de guān xì? |
| [07:59.89] | I' m fine with the age thing... wǒ běn lái bù zài hu nián líng |
| [08:01.89] | ... until it sticks its tongue down my brother' s throat. zhí dào tā bǎ shé tou wǎng wǒ dì de hóu lóng shēn |
| [08:06.53] | Pheebs, he seems to enjoy it. fēi bǐ, tā kàn qǐ lái hěn shuǎng |
| [08:09.70] | You think he' ll enjoy it when he' s up to his elbows in diapers... děng tā máng zhe bāng yī duī bǎo bǎo huàn niào bù |
| [08:13.57] | ... of all the babies they have to have right away? nǐ jué de tā hái huì shuǎng ma? |
| [08:17.24] | This is not fair to Frank, and it' s not fair to the babies. zhè yàng duì fǎ lán kè bù gōng píng yě duì bǎo bǎo bù gōng píng |
| [08:21.41] | You know what? It' s not good home economics. zhè kě bú shì hǎo de jiā zhèng |
| [08:26.55] | Have you told him how you feel? nǐ gēn tā shuō guò ma? |
| [08:28.92] | Yes. Not out loud. yǒu, dàn méi yǒu shuō chū shēng yīn |
| [08:32.52] | If you don' t tell him, soon he' ll be married, then you' ll hate yourself. nǐ bù shuō, tā jiù yào jié hūn le nǐ huì hèn nǐ zì jǐ |
| [08:37.06] | Yeah, but if I do tell him, then he' s gonna hate myself. wǒ yào shì shuō le, tā huì hèn wǒ |
| [08:41.10] | Look at him and his mom. I can' t. nǐ kàn kàn tā hé tā mā mā, wǒ bù néng shuō |
| [08:46.30] | But you guys can. You talk him out of it. dàn shì nǐ men kě yǐ, nǐ men qù quàn zǔ tā |
| [08:51.14] | Come on, you guys. bài tuō la |
| [08:54.61] | You have nothing to lose. I have everything to lose. nǐ men méi yǒu sǔn shī wǒ què huì shī qù yī qiè |
| [08:57.62] | Do you want me to lose everything? Everything? nǐ men yào wǒ shī qù yī qiè ma? |
| [09:05.46] | Okay, I' m gonna go get Frank. hǎo, wǒ qù zhǎo fǎ lán kè |
| [09:10.13] | We' re walking down the street, and I turn to you and say: gāng cái zǒu zài jiē shàng, wǒ duì nǐ shuō |
| [09:13.66] | " Let' s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes." Remember? " qù tuō yī jiǔ bā zuò zuò" jì de ma? |
| [09:17.00] | And then you say," Let' s just hang out at your place." rán hòu nǐ shuō" qù nǐ jiā jiù hǎo le" |
| [09:20.77] | Well, that was a nice move, dumb ass. hǎo míng zhì a, zhū tóu |
| [09:27.61] | He doesn' t do anything for me. tā duì wǒ yì diǎn xī yǐn lì yě méi yǒu |
| [09:29.61] | Last Saturday night, what happened on Walker, Texas Ranger? shàng zhōu liù de " měng lóng guò jiāng" yǎn shén me? |
| [09:34.09] | Walker was looking for this big busload of kids. wò kè zài zhǎo yī chē zi de xiǎo hái |
| [09:39.12] | All right, I get your point. wǒ dǒng nǐ de yì sī le |
| [09:43.49] | I forgot the combination to this about a year ago. wǒ yī nián qián jiù wàng le tā de mì mǎ |
| [09:46.83] | I just carry it around. wǒ zhǐ shì līn zhuó zhuāng yàng zi |
| [09:50.67] | You got any Chap Stick? nǐ men yǒu hù chún gāo ma? |
| [09:53.27] | How are those tapes working out? lù yīn dài tīng dé zěn yàng? |
| [09:55.11] | Good. I haven' t smoked yet today. hěn yǒu xiào, wǒ jīn tiān hái méi chōu yān |
| [09:57.81] | I feel great and confident. That is a stunning blouse. qīng shuǎng yòu yǒu zì xìn hǎo piào liàng de shàng yī |
| [10:05.52] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [10:07.62] | Here you go. Thanks. ná qù xiè le |
| [10:10.19] | Let' s give Pete a chance. He was funny. He seems really nice. gěi bǐ tè yí gè jī huì tā jì fēng qù, rén yòu hǎo |
| [10:14.23] | That check thing was adorable. ér qiě zhī piào de shì hǎo kě ài |
| [10:16.36] | What check thing? shén me zhī piào? |
| [10:18.13] | As a joke, this customer who has a crush on me, gave me a 20, 000 tip. yǒu gè xǐ huān wǒ de gù kè kāi wán xiào gěi wǒ liǎng wàn yuán de xiǎo fèi |
| [10:23.50] | His number' s on the check. He did it so I' d call. tā de diàn huà zài zhī piào shàng tā yào wǒ dǎ gěi tā |
| [10:26.47] | Pete Becker. Pete bǐ tè bèi kè, bǐ tè |
| [10:35.55] | Is this him? shì tā ma? |
| [10:37.21] | That' s Bill Clinton. nà shi zǒng tǒng |
| [10:40.65] | Who' s he hugging? tā bào zhe shuí? |
| [10:44.00] | Oh, my God. That' s Pete. Why is Bill hugging Pete? tiān na, shì bǐ tè zǒng tǒng wèi shí me bào zhe bǐ tè? |
| [10:48.03] | This guy invented Moss 865. tā fā míng liǎo mó sī 865 |
| [10:49.93] | Every office in the world uses that program. quán shì jiè de gōng sī dōu zài yòng zhè gè chéng shì |
| [10:52.73] | We use it! There you go! wǒ men yě zài yòng nǐ kàn ba |
| [10:56.03] | Monica' s gonna go out with a millionaire. mó nī kǎ yào gēn bǎi wàn fù wēng yuē huì le |
| [10:59.27] | I' m not gonna go out with him. wǒ cái bù gēn tā yuē huì |
| [11:01.57] | I can' t believe this is a real 20, 000 check. This is so exciting. zhè jū rán shì zhēn de liǎng wàn yuán zhī piào hǎo xīng fèn ō |
| [11:06.04] | Or incredibly offensive. huò shì lìng rén huǒ dà |
| [11:08.18] | Yeah, sure. That too. duì, yě yǒu |
| [11:22.56] | What? zěn yàng? |
| [11:25.70] | All we' re saying is, don' t rush into anything. wǒ men de yì sī shì, bú yào cāo zhī guò jí |
| [11:28.70] | Come on, think about it. You' re 18. She' s 44. nǐ xiǎng xiǎng: nǐ 18 suì, tā 44 suì |
| [11:33.24] | When you' re 36, she' s gonna be 88. děng nǐ 36 suì, tā jiù 88 suì le |
| [11:38.58] | You don' t think I know that? nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ bù zhī dào? |
| [11:43.55] | The point is... zhòng diǎn shì |
| [11:46.05] | ... there' s a lot of women you haven' t had sex with yet. nǐ hái kě yǐ gēn hěn duō nǚ rén shàng chuáng |
| [11:49.25] | He' s right. He' s right. This is your time. tā shuō de duì, zhè shì nǐ de tiān xià |
| [11:52.46] | You' re young. You' re weird. Chicks dig that. nǐ nián qīng, nǐ gǔ guài nǚ shēng zuì xǐ huān le |
| [11:56.76] | Isn' t sex better when it' s with one person that you really care about? gēn yí gè nǐ hěn xǐ huān de rén zuò gǎn jué bú shì gèng bàng? |
| [12:01.50] | Yeah, in a poem, maybe. zài shī lǐ ba |
| [12:04.67] | No, the man' s right. That' s what I had with Rachel. bù, tā shuō de duì wǒ gēn ruì qiū jiù shì nà yàng |
| [12:08.34] | Not anymore? xiàn zài méi yǒu le? |
| [12:10.01] | No. I slept with someone else. méi le, wǒ gēn bié rén shàng le chuáng |
| [12:14.25] | So wait. So how did that make things better? děng děng, nà yàng duì shì qíng yǒu bāng zhù ma? |
| [12:22.12] | What you used to have with Rachel is what I got with Alice. nǐ gēn ruì qiū de gǎn jué jiù shì wǒ hé ài lì sī de gǎn jué |
| [12:25.66] | Now, what is that like? nà shi shén me gǎn jué? |
| [12:27.49] | It' s so cool, man. hěn bàng de gǎn jué |
| [12:29.09] | It' s because being with her is so much better than not being with her. yīn wèi gēn tā zài yì qǐ bǐ bù gēn tā zài yì qǐ kuài lè duō le |
| [12:35.10] | Why can' t I find that? I had it and I blew it. wǒ wèi shí me zhǎo bu dào? wǒ yōng yǒu guò, què gǎo zá le |
| [12:38.37] | Well, I want it! wǒ xiǎng yào! |
| [12:40.00] | You can have it. nǐ yí dìng kě yǐ yōng yǒu |
| [12:41.17] | Maybe there' s something wrong with me. yě xǔ wǒ yǒu máo bìng |
| [12:44.04] | No, it' s out there, man. I' ve seen it! I got it! nǐ huì zhǎo dào de wǒ jiàn guò, yě yōng yǒu le |
| [12:48.85] | Then, you hold on to it! All right, man! nà nǐ jiù yāo hǎo hǎo bǎ wò hǎo |
| [12:51.72] | All right! Congratulations, you lucky bastard! sǐ xiǎo zi, gōng xǐ nǐ |
| [12:55.05] | You' re Frank' s best man? nǐ shì fǎ lán kè de bàn láng? |
| [12:59.32] | I couldn' t help it. Their love is so pure. wǒ méi bàn fǎ, tā men de ài hào chún jié |
| [13:03.06] | What about you, huh? nà nǐ ne? |
| [13:05.70] | I' m the ring bearer. wǒ bāng tā ná jiè zhǐ |
| [13:26.15] | I' m so glad you could come. I' ve got a real homeec emergency. nǐ lái le jiù hǎo wǒ yǒu yí gè jiā zhèng |
| [13:30.35] | Oh, my God. Who died on this? tiān na, shuí sǐ le? |
| [13:33.69] | It' s a real " mustardtastrophe." jiè mò jiàng dào le |
| [13:37.06] | Can you help? nǐ yǒu bàn fǎ ma? |
| [13:38.26] | Absolutely. First, we' ll start with a little club soda and salt. dāng rán yǒu, xiān yòng sū dá shuǐ jiā yán qīng xǐ |
| [13:42.57] | Then if that doesn' t work Forget it. It' s ruined. yào shì xǐ bù diào, jiù suàn le, tā yǐ jīng huǐ le |
| [13:45.87] | Never say that. If you can' t get it out, cut around the stain... bié zhè me shuō, yào shì xǐ bù diào jiù jiǎn diào zāng wū bù fèn |
| [13:49.84] | ... add a little lace, you make a stylish throw. fèng yì diǎn lěi sī jiù shì yī tiáo piào liàng de zhē bù |
| [13:54.18] | Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother, Frank? yòu huò zhě, nǐ kě yǐ bú yào jià gěi wǒ dì di |
| [14:02.52] | Can we make it smaller? Make it fit on the head of a pin? néng bù néng ràng tā xiǎo dào kě yǐ fàng zài zhēn jiān shàng? |
| [14:05.76] | I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin. wǒ xǐ huān shēng chǎn zhè zhǒng xiǎo dōng xī |
| [14:10.90] | You have Monica Geller here. mó nī kǎ gài lēi lái fǎng |
| [14:12.93] | Absolutely. Yeah, send her in. hǎo de, ràng tā jìn lái |
| [14:18.74] | What the hell is this? zhè shì shén me yì sī? |
| [14:20.70] | Hang on for a sec. I' ll talk to you in the morning? děng yī xià míng tiān zǎo shàng zài tán? |
| [14:23.71] | You got it. hǎo de |
| [14:25.88] | I' m sorry. What? duì bù qǐ, shén me? |
| [14:27.38] | What' s this supposed to mean? zhè shì shén me yì sī? |
| [14:29.05] | Well, you know, I never know how much to tip. wǒ yī zhí bú huì suàn xiǎo fèi |
| [14:34.05] | You double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. bǎ jiā shuì chéng yǐ èr bú shì bǎ luō mǎ ní yà de shuì shōu chéng yǐ èr |
| [14:39.59] | Are you buying me? Is this how you get girls to go out with you? nǐ yào mǎi wǒ ma? nǐ dōu zhè yàng yuē nǚ hái zi? |
| [14:43.63] | I' m still here. wǒ hái zài |
| [14:49.00] | You' re taking this wrong. If I didn' t leave you that tip... nǐ wù huì le yào shì wǒ méi gěi zhè bǐ xiǎo fèi |
| [14:52.30] | ... you wouldn' t have come, we wouldn' t have this argument... nǐ jiù bú huì lái, wǒ men bú huì zhēng chǎo |
| [14:55.81] | ... and there wouldn' t be this heat between us. yě bú huì yǒu zhè zhǒng jǐn zhāng de qì fēn |
| [14:59.41] | You gotta admit that our relationship is hitting a new level now. nǐ dé chéng rèn wǒ men de guān xì yǒu jìn zhǎn le |
| [15:04.08] | You were the chef and I was the customer. yǐ qián nǐ shì chú shī, wǒ shì gù kè |
| [15:06.78] | But now we' re this couple that fights. xiàn zài wǒ men shì liǎng gè zhēng chǎo de rén |
| [15:11.59] | You' re a loon. nǐ shì gè fēng zi |
| [15:13.86] | Look, forget the check, okay? I like you. bié guǎn zhè zhāng zhī piào le, wǒ xǐ huān nǐ |
| [15:18.03] | I think you' re great. wǒ jué de nǐ hěn bàng |
| [15:20.93] | Come on, what do you say? zěn me yàng? |
| [15:25.04] | I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [15:26.64] | Why not? wèi shí me? |
| [15:28.87] | I don' t wanna encourage this behavior. wǒ bù xiǎng gǔ lì zhè zhǒng xíng wéi |
| [15:32.51] | One meal. That' s all I' m asking for. Please? wǒ zhǐ qiú yī dùn fàn, hǎo ma? |
| [15:38.65] | If you don' t have a good time, I' ll give you 10 grand, we' re even. yào shì wán dé bù kāi xīn wǒ gěi nǐ yī wàn, wǒ men chě píng |
| [15:55.30] | Wait, no. Just put the mail down. It' s me. bù, bǎ xìn fàng xià, shì wǒ |
| [15:59.64] | Sorry. Why were you just all in the dark? duì bù qǐ, nǐ zěn me bù kāi dēng? |
| [16:03.07] | Your laundry smelled so good that I thought I' d curl up in it. nǐ de yī fú hǎo xiāng, wǒ jiù wō zài lǐ miàn |
| [16:08.48] | ls that all right? Yeah, sure. méi guān xì ba? méi guān xì |
| [16:10.68] | So how was your day? jīn tiān guò de zěn yàng? |
| [16:12.25] | It' s just probably the worst one since I' ve been alive. kě néng shì wǒ yǒu shēng yǐ lái zuì cǎn de yì tiān |
| [16:19.26] | What happened? zěn me le? |
| [16:21.66] | Alice.... She called it off. ài lì sī gǎi biàn xīn yì le |
| [16:29.33] | Did she say why? tā yǒu shuō yuán yīn ma? |
| [16:32.50] | No. Just that I was too young. méi yǒu, tā zhǐ shuō wǒ tài nián qīng |
| [16:34.74] | I don' t see how I could suddenly be too young... wǒ zěn me tū rán biàn nián qīng le? |
| [16:37.61] | ... because I' m older than I was when we first got together. gāng jiāo wǎng shí, tā hái shuō wǒ lǎo chéng |
| [16:45.35] | I don' t know. But you know what? Maybe it' s just all for the best. bù xiǎo de, dàn shì nǐ zhī dào ma? huò xǔ zhè yàng yě hǎo |
| [16:50.42] | Well, yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain. shì a, dàn shì wǒ hǎo tòng kǔ |
| [16:54.53] | Oh, sweetie. qīn ài de |
| [16:56.89] | You know, I was just finally happy. wǒ hǎo bù róng yì gǎn dào kuài lè |
| [17:00.10] | For the first time in my life... zhè shì shēng píng dì yī cì |
| [17:03.23] | ... after my dad left me... xiān shì bà bà lí kāi wǒ |
| [17:05.44] | ... and then getting arrested for stealing those birds... rán hòu tōu niǎo bèi dài bǔ |
| [17:10.94] | ... and then the whole puncturedlung thing. rán hòu yòu fèi chuān kǒng |
| [17:15.88] | It' s still really hard to take deep breaths in cold weather... tiān qì yī lěng, wǒ hái shì hěn nán shēn hū xī |
| [17:19.58] | ... but with Alice, all that stuff kind of went away. dàn shì yǒu le ài lì sī zhèi xiē dōu bú jiàn le |
| [17:24.79] | And now it' s gone, and I don' t know why. xiàn zài wǒ shī qù le, què bù zhī dào yuán yīn |
| [17:31.26] | Well, I can tell you why. It' s because of me. wǒ kě yǐ gào sù nǐ, shì wǒ hài de |
| [17:36.07] | But you know what? I only did it because I love you, okay? bù guò wǒ shì ài nǐ cái zhè me zuò |
| [17:41.77] | What? shén me? |
| [17:42.81] | I kind of had a little chat with Alice... wǒ gēn ài lì sī liáo le yī xià |
| [17:45.91] | ... and I sort of made her see why you two shouldn' t be together. ràng tā míng bái nǐ men wèi hé bù néng zài yì qǐ |
| [17:53.42] | Wait a minute. This is because of you? děng yī xià, shì nǐ zào chéng de? |
| [17:57.76] | My mother didn' t want us to be together... wǒ mā fǎn duì wǒ men zài yì qǐ |
| [18:00.62] | ... but the worst thing she did was tie me to the porch. dàn shì tā dǐng duō bǎ wǒ bǎng zài mén láng shàng |
| [18:06.00] | I came to you because I thought you' d understand. wǒ jué de nǐ néng liǎo jiě, suǒ yǐ lái zhǎo nǐ |
| [18:14.67] | I would storm out of here... wǒ hěn xiǎng shuāi mén zǒu rén |
| [18:16.94] | ... if I had some money or a place to go. dàn shì wǒ méi qián mò dì fāng qù |
| [18:26.82] | Oh, my God! The millionaire' s here! tiān na, dà fù háo lái le |
| [18:29.15] | Oh, my God! tiān na |
| [18:36.06] | I' m just gonna have dinner with him. wǒ zhǐ shì yào gēn tā chī dùn fàn |
| [18:38.80] | Okay, just because he buys you dinner does not mean you owe him anything. tā qǐng nǐ chī fàn bìng bù dài biǎo nǐ qiàn tā shén me |
| [18:45.20] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [18:47.37] | Okay, then get the lobster. nà jì de diǎn lóng xiā |
| [18:58.42] | How much cash you got in your pocket now? nǐ kǒu dài lǐ yǒu duō shǎo xiàn jīn? |
| [19:03.72] | And that' s why I' m not inviting you in for a drink. wǒ jiù bù qǐng nǐ jìn lái zuò le |
| [19:07.59] | Why not? Hey, come in for drink. jìn lái zuò yī xià ma |
| [19:11.36] | Where do you wanna go? You like pizza? nǐ xiǎng qù nǎ lǐ? xǐ huān chī pī sà ma? |
| [19:14.10] | That sounds great. I know a great little place. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò yǒu yī jiā guǎn zǐ bù cuò |
| [19:23.24] | You' re not paying for the pizza. wǒ bù néng ràng nǐ fù qián |
| [19:25.44] | Come on, it' s only fair. You paid for the flight. zhè yàng hěn gōng píng, nǐ chū le jī piào qián |
| [19:29.68] | Is that enough lira? zhèi xiē lǐ lā gòu ma? |
| [19:31.42] | I' d throw another 1000 on that. zài diū gè yī qiān |
| [19:33.85] | How much is that? That' s about 60 cents. zhè yàng shì duō shǎo? dà yuē 60 máo měi jīn |
| [19:47.80] | Every night! měi tiān wǎn shàng dōu zhè yàng |
| [19:51.70] | You don' t need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [19:54.10] | Cigarettes don' t control you. xiāng yān bù néng kòng zhì nǐ |
| [20:00.91] | ... who does not need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [20:03.65] | A strong, confident woman... jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [20:07.05] | ... who does not need to smoke. bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [20:21.90] | Look, I know that you think I did this totally evil thing. wǒ zhī dào nǐ jué de wǒ zuò le dà huài shì |
| [20:25.94] | But I so didn' t. dàn shì wǒ méi yǒu |
| [20:28.47] | Someone' s here who can explain this better than I can. yǒu yí ge rén kě yǐ jiě shì dé bǐ wǒ qīng chǔ |
| [20:43.52] | Hi, Mrs. IKnight. nài tè lǎo shī |
| [20:47.76] | Phoebe' s right, Frank. fǎ lán kè, fēi bǐ shuō de duì |
| [20:50.53] | It' s hard to hear, but it would' ve been wrong to go through with it. zhè huà bù zhōng tīng, dàn wǒ men bù gāi jié hūn |
| [20:54.60] | I was being selfish. wǒ tài zì sī le |
| [20:56.47] | Even though we want the same things right now... wǒ men xiàn zài zhuī qiú xiāng tóng de dōng xī |
| [21:00.50] | ... in the future, we may not. wèi lái què bú jiàn de rú cǐ |
| [21:04.47] | ls that what it is? Yes, but not just that. duì bú duì? duì, dàn bù zhī rú cǐ |
| [21:07.21] | Not just that. bù zhī rú cǐ |
| [21:12.18] | Even though we love each other as much as we do... suī rán wǒ men xiàn zài fēi cháng xiāng ài |
| [21:18.22] | ... nonetheless.... rán ér |
| [21:22.06] | Nonetheless. rán ér |
| [21:31.74] | ... to really know what you want. bù xiǎo de nǐ yào shén me |
| [21:35.31] | That' s right, exactly. méi cuò |
| [21:39.58] | That' s a goodbye kiss. That' s good. nǐ men zài wěn bié, hěn hǎo |
| [21:44.01] | Byebye. zài jiàn |
| [21:46.52] | The important thing is, is that you see what I' m saying. zǒng zhī xī wàng nǐ liǎo jiě wǒ de yì sī |
| [21:51.56] | This is clearly wrong. zhè me zuò bǎi míng shì cuò de |
| [21:55.33] | I' ve decided I' m gonna let this happen. wǒ jué bú huì xiù shǒu páng guān |
| [21:59.20] | Can I just get my purse? wǒ yào ná pí bāo |
| [22:01.73] | Okay, all right, good. hǎo ba, suàn le |
| [22:08.81] | Cigarettes don' t control you. xiāng yān bù néng kòng zhì nǐ |
| [22:11.41] | You are a strong, confident woman... nǐ shì jiān qiáng yǒu zì xìn de nǚ xìng |
| [22:14.71] | ... who does not need to smoke. nǐ bù xū yào chōu yān |
| [22:19.55] | Joey' s your best friend. qiáo yī shì nǐ zuì yāo hǎo de péng yǒu |
| [22:23.09] | You wanna make him a cheese sandwich every day. nǐ yào měi tiān wèi tā zuò qǐ sī sān míng zhì |
| [22:29.79] | And you also wanna buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants. nǐ hái yào sòng tā yī tiáo jī bǎi kuài de kù zi |
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