Friends S03E17

Friends S03E17 Lyrics

Song Friends S03E17
Artist 英语听力
Album 老友记(第三季)
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[00:04.180] Can I see the comics? 可以给我看漫画吗?
[00:06.580] This is the New York Times. 这是纽约时报
[00:09.420] Okay,may I see the comics? 好,能否借我看漫画?
[00:13.160] I thought you were taking Ross to the game. 你们不是要带罗斯去看球?
[00:15.930] -We are. He's meeting us here. -No,Rachel's meeting us here! 是啊,我们约在这里 瑞秋也跟我们约在这里
[00:19.430] Come on! They can be in the same room. 他们还是可以共处一室吧
[00:21.500] -You should've been there last night. -What happened? 你昨晚没看到 怎么了?
[00:24.640] Ross was hanging out at our place. 罗斯在我们那边
[00:26.540] Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturizer from Chandler 瑞秋来跟钱德借润肤乳…
[00:31.340] How hard is it to say "something"? 你不能说借“东西”吗?
[00:33.210] Rachel came over to borrow "something." 瑞秋过来借“东西”
[00:37.820] Anyway,her and Ross just started yelling at each other. 反正她和罗斯就开始对骂
[00:41.390] Why was he yelling at her? He slept with someone else. 他怎么敢骂她? 他跟别人上床耶
[00:45.060] He says they were on a break when it happened... 他说他们当时分手了
[00:47.560] ...so she should've forgiven him by now. 所以她早就该原谅他了
[00:49.660] He is so unreasonable! God! 他真不可理喻,真是的
[00:52.900] Although I understand what he means. 不过我了解他的意思
[00:56.330] Oh,my God! This is like 60 Minutes... 天哪,这样好像“60分钟”
[00:59.140] ...when at first you're mad that pharmaceutical company made the drug. 你本来很气制药公司 生产一种药
[01:03.170] And then,you just feel bad for the people,because... 后来又很同情那些人,因为…
[01:06.310] ...they needed to make their hair grow. 他们想要长头发
[01:09.310] You know,this is like when my parents got divorced. 我父母离婚时就是这样
[01:13.250] I hope Ross doesn't try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts. 希望罗斯看完球 不会企图绑架我
[01:18.260] I dreamed that Ross and Rachel were still together. 我梦到罗斯和瑞秋没有分手
[01:22.430] And we were all hanging out and happy. 我们开心的在一起
[01:24.600] I had the same dream. 我也梦到了
[01:26.000] -And nobody slept with the xerox girl. -Oh,I had the opposite dream. 没有人跟那个女的上床 我的刚好相反
[01:31.840] Maybe it's gonna be okay. I mean,it's been a week. 也许不要紧,都一个星期了
[01:35.070] It never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship. 我结束一段感情 从不超过一星期
[01:37.940] It never takes you more than a shower to get over a relationship. 你一冲完澡 一段感情就结束了
[01:44.080] Let's go! Let's hit the road. Let's get the show on it. 走吧,上路了,我们去玩吧
[01:47.850] Let me get coffee. 我先喝杯咖啡
[01:49.020] I know the best coffeehouse. And it's close. 附近有一家很棒的咖啡馆
[01:51.760] Closer than here? 比这里近?
[01:53.590] Oh,look! I found coffee! 你看,我找到一杯
[01:56.030] Okay,let's skedaddle. 我们走吧
[01:57.600] I'm not gonna drink somebody's old coffee. 我才不喝别人喝剩的
[02:00.300] Okay,Your Highness. 是,殿下
[02:09.710] "Rachel,I'm really sorry." "Okay,Ross. Wanna get back together?" “瑞秋,对不起” “没关系,你想复合吗?”
[02:14.280] "Yeah,okay." “好啊”
[02:15.650] Did anyone else hear that? 你们有听到吗?
[02:19.920] The One Without the Ski Trip 本集播出:“左右为难”
[03:18.710] Is he here? 他在吗?
[03:25.380] You guys are gonna love me! Okay,check it out. 你们会爱死我!听我说
[03:28.620] Thursday night,five tickets. 周四晚上,五张票
[03:30.720] Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. 卡文克莱内衣秀 你们要跟我一起去
[03:38.430] I said that out loud,right? 我有说出声音来吧?
[03:41.000] Yes,it's just that we kind of already... 有,只是我们已经…
[03:44.600] ... made plans with Ross. 跟罗斯有约了
[03:49.570] Well,okay. 好吧
[03:51.410] Well,there you go. 就这样吧
[03:52.780] It's just,he got this new home-theater dealy... 他买了新的家庭剧院组合
[03:55.310] ...and he wants us to check it out. 想找我们去看
[03:57.620] He's excited about it too. 他很兴奋
[03:59.350] He even recorded showtimes on his answering machine. 还在答录机里录了节目表
[04:03.050] -We're sorry,honey. -Oh,it's okay. 对不起 没关系
[04:05.160] Rach,it's not that we don't want to. Really. 不是我们不想去,真的
[04:08.890] Are we talking models in their underwear? 模特儿穿内衣走秀?
[04:13.130] And heels. 还有高跟鞋
[04:18.070] Ross did ask us first, and we set that night aside. 罗斯先开口,我们也排好了
[04:21.410] Come on. If he asked you first, it's only fair. 没关系,是他先约的,很公平
[04:31.550] Very bad. 非常受不了
[04:32.920] Chandler,what are you doing? 钱德,你在干什么?
[04:36.050] Oh,my God! 天哪
[04:38.420] You're smoking again? 你又抽烟了?
[04:42.860] Today I'm smoking,still. 今天是“还在抽”
[04:45.260] Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum? 嚼了那么多戒烟口香糖 为什么又开始抽了?
[04:49.170] This is just like my parents' divorce... 我父母离婚时就像这样
[04:52.040] ...which is when I first started smoking. 害我学会抽烟
[04:55.510] Weren't you 9? 你不是才9岁?
[05:02.780] I'm telling you something, that first smoke after naptime.... 午睡后来一根最过瘾
[05:08.890] That's great. With my luck,that's him. 帅啊,我猜是他
[05:11.220] Him? Ross? 罗斯?
[05:12.820] No,"Hymn" 253: "His Eyes Are on the Sparrow." 不,是赞美诗253篇 “爱的恩泽”
[05:18.500] When my parents got divorced,I started using humor as a defense mechanism. 我父母离婚后 我开始用幽默来自卫
[05:25.870] Hi. Do you guys have weekend plans? 你们周末有计划吗?
[05:28.810] Because my sister says we can spend the weekend at her cabin,skiing. 我妹说周末 可以到她的小屋去滑雪
[05:35.080] I'm asking you first,right? I'm playing by the rules. 是我先问的吧? 我有遵守游戏规则
[05:38.820] Absolutely. 没问题
[05:40.180] Chandler! You're smoking? What are you doing? 钱德,你抽烟?你怎么搞的?
[05:43.420] Shut up! You're not my real mom! 闭嘴,你又不是我的亲娘
[05:52.160] Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass! 关窗子好吗? 我的 nipples 硬到可以割玻璃
[05:59.240] Really? Because mine get me out of tickets. 真的?我的让我躲掉罚单
[06:04.540] Look,I just wanna say I really appreciate you spending time with me. 真的很谢谢你们来陪我
[06:09.780] It's been a hard time right now, so I just want to say thanks. 这阵子很难熬,真的谢谢你们
[06:14.120] Somebody else hug him. I have to stay by the window. 谁去抱抱他 我得留在窗子旁边
[06:20.930] How about this weekend,we have a laser-disc marathon,okay? 周末要不要来个影碟马拉松?
[06:24.900] And maybe a tournament on my new... 或是来比赛,我有新的…
[06:29.100] ...dart board! What do you think? 飞镖盘!怎么样?
[06:31.770] Two days of darts! It'll be great! 连射两天飞镖,一定很好玩
[06:36.140] It'll be great for next weekend. 不如排在下周末
[06:37.780] This weekend,guys. 不,这个周末
[06:39.640] It'll be great for next weekend. 不如排在下周末
[06:47.890] What's going on? 怎么回事?
[06:49.050] We're sort of invited to go skiing. You know,Rachel's sister's cabin? 我们被找去滑雪 要去瑞秋的妹妹的小屋
[06:57.630] So,for the whole weekend? 整个周末?
[07:00.770] We're really sorry, but she did ask us first. 对不起,是她先约的
[07:06.100] That's okay. If you all have to go away... 没关系,我失恋的第一个周末
[07:08.840] ...for the first weekend I'm alone by myself... 你们都要出城去
[07:14.680] I can stay. I'm gonna stay. 我可以留下来,我留下来
[07:16.810] The last time I went, I was afraid to leave the chair lift. 上次去滑雪 我根本不敢下吊车
[07:20.490] I just went round and round. 就这样坐来坐去
[07:23.450] We need you to drive us there in your grandmother's cab. 你得开你奶奶的车载我们去
[07:26.860] -But you know what? I'll stay. -No,I'll stay. He's my brother. 这样吧,我留下来 不,我留,他是我的哥哥
[07:31.830] What,a "pity stay"? 这是同情吗?
[07:34.770] We're gonna have fun! 我们会玩得很开心
[07:37.200] We can make fudge. 我们来做牛奶软糖
[07:41.540] Pity food? 同情的食物?
[07:43.940] You know what? I don't need any of you to stay. 没关系,我不需要你们留下来
[07:48.680] Well,then,I might as well offer to stay. 那我也表示一下好了
[07:59.790] Does anybody else feel bad about Ross? 有人在替罗斯难过吗?
[08:02.360] You think he's still mad? 你觉得他还在生气?
[08:03.800] He's probably more mad since you called him to borrow his goggles. 更气了,你居然跟他借护目镜
[08:08.200] What? Mine aren't tinted. 怎样?我的没有颜色
[08:14.640] What? 怎样?
[08:15.740] What does the sign say? 标示说什么?
[08:19.340] "Beam me up,Jesus." “主耶稣,请照耀我”
[08:22.410] The "No Smoking" sign. 是“禁止吸烟”的标示
[08:24.150] There's no smoking in my grandmother's cab. 我奶奶的车上不能抽烟
[08:27.520] Well,then,I have to go to the bathroom. 那我要上厕所
[08:30.690] Oh,please! 拜托
[08:32.390] No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas. 没事不准停车 加油的时候再去
[08:35.560] There's a rest stop right up there. Come on,I really have to go! 那边有休息站 我真的得上厕所
[08:42.730] Oh,now I have to go! 现在我也想上了
[08:52.510] Here we go. 到了
[08:54.010] -Brace yourself! -What? 坐好 什么?
[09:05.260] -Aren't you gonna go? -No,thanks. 你不去? 不了
[09:07.430] Rachel never pees in public restrooms. 瑞秋不上公共厕所
[09:10.930] They never have any paper in there. 里面都没有卫生纸
[09:13.130] So my rule is,"No tissue,no tushy." 所以我决定 没有面纸就不嘘嘘
[09:22.440] Well,if everybody's going.... 既然大家都下车了…
[09:25.910] Don't close it! The keys are in there! 别关门!钥匙在里面
[09:30.450] -What's going on? -My lighter's in there! 怎么了? 打火机在里面
[09:40.160] Damn! The tailpipe's not hot enough to light this. 妈的 排气管不够烫,点不着
[09:44.900] I can open this. Anybody got a coat hanger? 我会开门,谁有衣架?
[09:47.870] Oh,I do. 我有
[09:48.900] No,I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. 不对,早上穿衣服时拿掉了
[09:54.370] So if your parents hadn't divorced... 要是你的父母没有离婚
[09:56.410] ...you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person? 你就能正常的回答问题?
[10:01.450] Look,I just need a wire something to jimmy it. 我需要铁丝类的东西把它撬开
[10:05.180] One of you give me your bra underwire. 把你们内衣的钢丝给我
[10:09.550] Come on! Who has the biggest boobs? 快,谁的胸部最大?
[10:13.590] Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra and wire. 胸部最大,内衣的钢丝也最长
[10:17.630] -No! -It's too expensive! 不要 很贵耶
[10:19.930] To get back in the car, we need that wire. 有钢丝才能回车上
[10:27.940] Monica's are the biggest. 摩妮卡最大
[10:31.710] These tiny little non-breasts? Please! It's gotta be Rachel. 这两粒小红豆?拜托! 绝对是瑞秋
[10:37.280] No,mine are deceptively small. 不对,我的是骗人的
[10:39.450] I mean,I actually sometimes stuff my bra. 我有时候还会垫东西
[10:44.220] Well,then,your bra would still be big. 所以你的内衣还是很大
[10:47.460] No,I stuff outside the bra. 我都垫在内衣外面
[10:53.460] Phoebe,Rachel, take off Monica's bra. 菲比、瑞秋 脱了摩妮卡的胸罩
[11:03.810] What are you doing? There's a trash can right there. 你干什么?那里就有垃圾桶
[11:07.580] I thought if I littered,that crying lndian might come by and save us. 我想引来印地安人 这样就有救了
[11:14.850] There. 拿去
[11:16.520] Thank you,Phoebe. That's very,very generous. 菲比,谢了,你真大方
[11:20.490] Now,let's decide who has the nicest ass. 现在来比谁的屁股翘
[11:25.800] And there you go! 上车吧
[11:33.200] Well,at least let me smoke it to the good part! 至少让我爽一下
[11:49.000] -What's going on? -What? 怎么搞的? 怎么了?
[11:53.690] -So you know how to fix it? -Yep. Put more gas in. 那你会修罗? 会,加油
[12:06.340] Hi. What are you doing here? 你怎么来了?
[12:08.640] I was wondering, when you and I split up... 我在想,我们分手时
[12:11.180] ...did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M.A. S.H... 你有没有分到一卷带子 录了最后一集的“外科医生”
[12:15.480] ...and half the hostages coming home? 和人质回国的新闻?
[12:19.080] But now it's Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home. 现在是苏珊和我游墨西哥 和人质回国的新闻
[12:23.420] Where's Ben? 班呢?
[12:24.490] He's sleeping. 在睡觉
[12:27.930] Is this a bad time? 我来得不是时候?
[12:30.090] Yeah,actually. Susan's gonna be here any minute. 没错,苏珊马上就要来了
[12:33.160] It's kind of an anniversary. 今天是个纪念日
[12:35.430] I thought you guys got married in January. 你们不是一月结婚?
[12:38.100] A different kind of anniversary. 是另一个纪念日
[12:44.680] So anyway 总之…
[12:46.610] Candles,champagne.... 蜡烛、香槟
[12:51.850] ... because love lasts forever, you know? 因为爱是永恒的
[12:55.220] There's nothing like it in this life. Money in the bank. 什么也比不上爱情可靠
[12:58.690] So Rachel and I broke up. 瑞秋和我分手了
[13:06.030] You know what? 你知道吗?
[13:07.260] I wanna talk about this so much... 我很想陪你聊一聊
[13:09.530] ... but when we can really get into it. 但要找个能长谈的时间
[13:12.070] -You free for dinner tomorrow? -I'd love that. 明天晚餐可以吗? 太好了
[13:14.540] Me too. 我也是
[13:15.710] I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. 一切都是因为瑞秋找到新工作
[13:21.810] Triple A can pick us up. 汽车协会可以来载我们
[13:26.120] Freemont. 佛利蒙特
[13:27.150] Westmont. 威斯蒙特
[13:29.050] Westberg? 威斯柏格?
[13:30.090] Why are you answering? 不知道就别说
[13:33.220] Do you know what route we're on? 我们在哪条路上?
[13:35.160] We are definitely on Route 27. 绝对是27号公路
[13:38.400] We are at a rest stop on Route 27 我们在27号公路一个休息站
[13:41.600] There is no Route 27. 没有27号公路
[13:43.570] -Either 93 or 76. -I don't know. 不是93号就是76号 我不知道
[13:46.340] I always slept in the back when we drove here. 我每次来都在后座睡觉
[13:50.010] Can you just send someone up and down 76 and check every rest stop? 能不能请人 沿着76号公路找?
[13:55.010] And also 93? 还有93号公路?
[13:59.650] No,they don't do that. 他们不干
[14:04.590] Somebody will come and save us. 一定会有人来救我们
[14:06.660] Who? Have you seen a car in the last hour and a half? 谁?这一个半小时 有车子经过吗?
[14:10.260] We should call Ross. Maybe he can get a car to get us. 应该找罗斯 他可以借车来载我们
[14:13.600] I am not getting in a car with Ross! 我不要跟罗斯同车
[14:16.100] We will just have to... 我们必须…
[14:18.100] ...Iive here! 耗在这里
[14:20.470] -But it's so cold. -No! 但是好冷 不行
[14:22.170] I won't get in a car with him. Think of something else. 我不跟他同车,想别的办法
[14:25.940] Joey and Chandler are back! 乔伊和钱德回来了
[14:30.610] So the "going for help" went well? 求援过程很顺利?
[14:33.380] Smokey Joe here got halfway to the highway and collapsed. 老烟枪走到一半就挂了
[14:37.490] I have the lung capacity of a 2-year-old. 我的肺活量跟两岁小孩一样
[14:40.490] Then why are you smoking? 那你为什么要抽烟?
[14:42.130] It's very unsettling. 我很不安
[14:47.030] Right? I mean, it's pretty unbelievable. 对吧?真是太扯了
[14:49.870] They just took off, without even looking back. 他们就这样头也不回的出发
[14:54.240] I don't need them. I've got you guys now as friends. 我不需要他们 我有你们这些朋友
[14:57.880] You and Susan. 你和苏珊
[14:59.640] Susan will be so pleased. 苏珊会很高兴
[15:04.010] Seven-one-seven? 717?
[15:05.820] Where's 717? 717是哪里?
[15:10.050] You have more of these for Susan,right? 你有帮苏珊留吧?
[15:12.390] No,but that's okay. 没有,不过没关系
[15:14.060] I'll just put out pickles or something. 还有酸黄瓜可以吃
[15:20.900] -Ross,thank God! -Pheebs? 罗斯,谢天谢地 菲比?
[15:23.000] Why are you whispering? 为什么这么小声?
[15:25.070] I ate a bug. 我吃了一只虫子
[15:28.110] Hey,Rach! The tampons here are only a penny. 瑞秋,这里的棉条只要一毛钱
[15:31.080] Let's stock up. 我们买来屯积
[15:33.840] We're out of gas and don't know where we are so we can't get a tow truck. 我们没油了,又不知道方位 没办法叫拖车
[15:39.280] Now you want a favor? 现在需要帮忙了?
[15:41.250] Yes,please. 对,拜托
[15:42.290] I'm sorry your car broke down,Pheebs... 很抱歉你们的车子挂了
[15:45.120] ... but I'm too busy with some of my real friends right now. 但是我忙着跟真朋友联络感情
[15:48.530] But please call to let me know you got home safely. 等你们安全到家,记得通知我
[15:51.560] Phoebe,hang on a second. 菲比,等一下
[15:53.700] Take my car. Get your friends. 开我的车去接你朋友
[15:55.570] No,I won't pick them up. 我才不要去接他们
[15:57.430] We both know you'll do it, because you're not a jerk. 我们都知道你会去 因为你不是混蛋
[16:00.700] So you can sulk here for half an hour, then go get them... 你顶多再骂个半小时 还是会去接他们
[16:03.910] -...or save time and sulk in the car. -Rachel doesn't 不如节省时间去车上骂 瑞秋不会…
[16:07.040] I'm sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark... 很遗撼瑞秋为了马克甩了你
[16:09.410] ...and you're the innocent victim in this. 你是无辜的受害者
[16:12.220] But don't punish your friends for what Rachel did. 但不要为了瑞秋牵怒你的朋友
[16:17.420] Yeah,you're right. 你说得对
[16:19.260] Phoebe,hang on. Ross wants to say something. 菲比,等一下,罗斯要跟你说
[16:22.160] What? 什么?
[16:23.290] You slept with someone else? 你跟别人上床?
[16:26.830] We were on a break! 我们当时在分手状态
[16:30.000] We were 我们…
[16:32.170] Where are you? I'll find you. 你们在哪里?我去找
[16:35.570] You slept with another woman? 你跟别的女人上床?
[16:37.270] Oh,you're one to talk. 你还敢说
[16:44.350] Okay,done! 好了
[16:48.320] What's "pleh"? 什么是“命救”?
[16:50.420] That's "help" spelled backwards... 就是“救命”反过来
[16:52.820] ...so that the helicopters can read it from the air. 好让直升机上的人看得懂
[16:58.160] What's "dufus" spelled backwards? “呆子”反过来怎么写?
[17:03.300] Car! Car! 有车子!
[17:07.940] Oh,it's Ross on one of his drives! 罗斯出来兜风了
[17:12.380] What is he doing here? 他来干什么?
[17:14.510] He is saving your butt. 他来救你们一命
[17:16.680] Unless I'm stepping on some toes here... 除非我惹到了某个人
[17:21.050] I have plenty of people to help on the interstate. 州际公路上有很多人需要帮助
[17:23.720] -Come on! -We need your help,please! 别这样 我们需要你
[17:26.320] Fine! Fine! 好好好
[17:32.230] Oh,no! Now it's not gonna make any sense. 完了,别人会看不懂
[17:37.500] You guys... 喂…
[17:39.300] ...what do we do about Ross? He drove all the way up here. 罗斯怎么办?他大老远跑来
[17:42.510] Just send him back, then we'll go skiing? 难道要叫他回去 我们自己去滑雪?
[17:45.010] This is horrible. It's just horrible. 烦死了
[17:48.510] Should we ask Ross to come along? 要找罗斯一起去吗?
[17:50.880] But what about Rachel? How are we gonna even ask her? 那瑞秋呢?要怎么向她开口?
[17:54.220] Ask me what? 开什么口?
[17:58.590] If it might be okay if Ross came skiing? 罗斯能不能去滑雪?
[18:01.930] No,I wasn't gonna ask that. 我才没有要问
[18:06.430] You guys are unbelievable. No,he cannot come! 你们太扯了 不行,他不能去
[18:09.730] -Excuse me? -It's horrible! 什么? 烦死了
[18:12.440] Oh,please? Can't I come to your special,magical cabin? 求求你,让我去你的神奇小屋
[18:17.570] Why would you even want to come? You're a horrible skier. 你去干什么?你滑雪滑得很烂
[18:21.550] Hitting me where it hurts! My ski skills! 真是说到我的痛处啊!
[18:25.380] Here we go again. 又来了
[18:26.750] I can't handle this,you guys. 我没办法处理
[18:28.590] I can handle it. "Handle" is my middle name. 我有办法 “处理”是我的名字
[18:31.060] Actually,it's the middle part of my first name. 我的名字去头去尾就是处理
[18:36.260] All right,Pheebs,your cab's ready. 菲比,你的车子好了
[18:38.600] Let's go. 走吧
[18:40.460] You're welcome. 不客气
[18:41.570] I'm sorry. Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else? 抱歉,你在跟我说话 还是跟别人上床?
[18:46.600] We were on a break! 我们当时分手了
[18:48.040] Why don't you just put that on your answering machine? 你干脆在答录机里留这句话
[18:51.810] It's valid,and I'm not the only one who thinks so. 本来就是,不只我这么想
[18:54.880] Monica agrees with me. 摩妮卡也同意
[18:56.810] What? 什么?
[18:58.780] I don't know. 我不知道
[19:01.450] You said it last night. 你昨晚说的
[19:03.220] What I said was that I understood. 我是说我能理解
[19:06.720] Joey is the one who agreed with you. 乔伊才认同你
[19:10.130] Really,Joey? 是吗,乔伊?
[19:13.000] What? 什么?
[19:15.130] You know what? There is no right or wrong here. 这件事没有对错
[19:18.440] I think it's very obvious who's wrong here. 我觉得错的是谁很明显
[19:21.140] Obviously not to Joey. 乔伊不这么想
[19:25.910] What? 什么?
[19:27.780] -Joey and Monica feel the way I do! -You and this innocent puppy act! 乔伊和摩妮卡跟我感觉一样 你只会装无辜
[19:32.920] Hey,guess who I am? 你们猜我在学谁?
[19:45.360] Look what you're doing to Chandler! 你们把钱德害得多惨!
[19:51.200] Look. We know that this is really,really hard for you guys. 听着,我们知道你们都很难受
[19:56.110] You don't have to love each other. 你们不必爱对方
[19:58.310] You don't even have to like each other much right now. 你们现在甚至不必喜欢对方
[20:02.180] But please,find a way to be around each other. 但是请设法和平相处
[20:05.220] And not put us in the middle. 别让我们左右为难
[20:08.050] Otherwise,I mean,that's just it for us hanging out together. 否则我们以后就不用在一起了
[20:13.290] Is that what you want? 你们真的想这样?
[20:17.230] Can you be civil? 讲理一点好吗?
[20:22.070] I can. 我可以
[20:24.640] Good,let's get back in the car. It's freezing... 很好,回车上吧,冷死了
[20:27.700] ...and my chest is unsupported. 我的胸部又吊在那边
[20:30.510] Wait a second! 等一下
[20:31.880] I mean,what are we doing? Who's going with who? 现在是怎样?谁要跟谁走?
[20:38.720] Look,you guys should go. 你们去吧
[20:42.520] You know, you planned this all out... 你们都计划好了
[20:46.590] ...and I don't wanna ruin it. So just go. 我不想破坏,你们去吧
[20:49.430] You drove all the way up here. 你大老远开车来
[20:51.730] I've got to take the car back anyway. 反正我得去还车
[20:54.200] I'm spending all day tomorrow with Ben. 我明天一整天都要陪班
[20:56.600] It's fine,okay? Just go. No guilt,I promise. 没关系,你们去吧 不要有罪恶感,真的
[21:02.870] Thank you. 谢谢
[21:06.380] We'll call you when we get back. 回去再打电话给你
[21:08.580] Maybe we can,like, go to a movie or something. 我们可以去看电影
[21:12.020] Or the rodeo! 或是去看马术表演
[21:15.520] That would be great. 听起来不错
[21:18.620] I was being Shelley Winters from The Poseidon Adventure. 我在学“海神号”雪莉温特斯
[21:24.090] I know. 我知道
[21:33.540] Bye! 再见
[22:00.330] Hi. Sorry I'm late. 抱歉这么晚
[22:02.270] Were you sleeping? 你在睡觉?
[22:04.700] Oh,great. 那就好
[22:07.340] I had to get you a new battery. I got the best I could. 你的车子得换电池 我换了一个最好的
[22:10.840] You don't want to skimp there. 这种钱不能省
[22:12.880] You're a genius. 你真聪明
[22:14.240] It came to about $112. 花了112元
[22:19.750] I'll pay you tomorrow. Bye! 明天给你,再见
[22:22.020] So they all took off. 他们都走了
[22:24.760] It was pretty hard watching them go,you know? 看他们离开蛮难受的
[22:28.090] Yeah,okay. Bye. 好,再见
[22:33.700] So I'm gonna take off then. 那我走罗
[00:04.180] Can I see the comics? ke yi gei wo kan man hua ma?
[00:06.580] This is the New York Times. zhe shi niu yue shi bao
[00:09.420] Okay, may I see the comics? hao, neng fou jie wo kan man hua?
[00:13.160] I thought you were taking Ross to the game. ni men bu shi yao dai luo si qu kan qiu?
[00:15.930] We are. He' s meeting us here. No, Rachel' s meeting us here! shi a, wo men yue zai zhe li rui qiu ye gen wo men yue zai zhe li
[00:19.430] Come on! They can be in the same room. ta men hai shi ke yi gong chu yi shi ba
[00:21.500] You should' ve been there last night. What happened? ni zuo wan mei kan dao zen me le?
[00:24.640] Ross was hanging out at our place. luo si zai wo men na bian
[00:26.540] Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturizer from Chandler rui qiu lai gen qian de jie run fu ru
[00:31.340] How hard is it to say " something"? ni bu neng shuo jie" dong xi" ma?
[00:33.210] Rachel came over to borrow " something." rui qiu guo lai jie" dong xi"
[00:37.820] Anyway, her and Ross just started yelling at each other. fan zheng ta he luo si jiu kai shi dui ma
[00:41.390] Why was he yelling at her? He slept with someone else. ta zen me gan ma ta? ta gen bie ren shang chuang ye
[00:45.060] He says they were on a break when it happened... ta shuo ta men dang shi fen shou le
[00:47.560] ... so she should' ve forgiven him by now. suo yi ta zao jiu gai yuan liang ta le
[00:49.660] He is so unreasonable! God! ta zhen bu ke li yu, zhen shi de
[00:52.900] Although I understand what he means. bu guo wo liao jie ta de yi si
[00:56.330] Oh, my God! This is like 60 Minutes... tian na, zhe yang hao xiang" 60 fen zhong"
[00:59.140] ... when at first you' re mad that pharmaceutical company made the drug. ni ben lai hen qi zhi yao gong si sheng chan yi zhong yao
[01:03.170] And then, you just feel bad for the people, because... hou lai you hen tong qing nei xie ren, yin wei
[01:06.310] ... they needed to make their hair grow. ta men xiang yao chang tou fa
[01:09.310] You know, this is like when my parents got divorced. wo fu mu li hun shi jiu shi zhe yang
[01:13.250] I hope Ross doesn' t try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts. xi wang luo si kan wan qiu bu hui qi tu bang jia wo
[01:18.260] I dreamed that Ross and Rachel were still together. wo meng dao luo si he rui qiu mei you fen shou
[01:22.430] And we were all hanging out and happy. wo men kai xin de zai yi qi
[01:24.600] I had the same dream. wo ye meng dao le
[01:26.000] And nobody slept with the xerox girl. Oh, I had the opposite dream. mei you ren gen na ge nv de shang chuang wo de gang hao xiang fan
[01:31.840] Maybe it' s gonna be okay. I mean, it' s been a week. ye xu bu yao jin, dou yi ge xing qi le
[01:35.070] It never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship. wo jie shu yi duan gan qing cong bu chao guo yi xing qi
[01:37.940] It never takes you more than a shower to get over a relationship. ni yi chong wan zao yi duan gan qing jiu jie shu le
[01:44.080] Let' s go! Let' s hit the road. Let' s get the show on it. zou ba, shang lu le, wo men qu wan ba
[01:47.850] Let me get coffee. wo xian he bei ka fei
[01:49.020] I know the best coffeehouse. And it' s close. fu jin you yi jia hen bang de ka fei guan
[01:51.760] Closer than here? bi zhe li jin?
[01:53.590] Oh, look! I found coffee! ni kan, wo zhao dao yi bei
[01:56.030] Okay, let' s skedaddle. wo men zou ba
[01:57.600] I' m not gonna drink somebody' s old coffee. wo cai bu he bie ren he sheng de
[02:00.300] Okay, Your Highness. shi, dian xia
[02:09.710] " Rachel, I' m really sorry." " Okay, Ross. Wanna get back together?" " rui qiu, dui bu qi" " mei guan xi, ni xiang fu he ma?"
[02:14.280] " Yeah, okay." " hao a"
[02:15.650] Did anyone else hear that? ni men you ting dao ma?
[02:19.920] The One Without the Ski Trip ben ji bo chu:" zuo you wei nan"
[03:18.710] Is he here? ta zai ma?
[03:25.380] You guys are gonna love me! Okay, check it out. ni men hui ai si wo! ting wo shuo
[03:28.620] Thursday night, five tickets. zhou si wan shang, wu zhang piao
[03:30.720] Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. ka wen ke lai nei yi xiu ni men yao gen wo yi qi qu
[03:38.430] I said that out loud, right? wo you shuo chu sheng yin lai ba?
[03:41.000] Yes, it' s just that we kind of already... you, zhi shi wo men yi jing
[03:44.600] ... made plans with Ross. gen luo si you yue le
[03:49.570] Well, okay. hao ba
[03:51.410] Well, there you go. jiu zhe yang ba
[03:52.780] It' s just, he got this new hometheater dealy... ta mai le xin de jia ting ju yuan zu he
[03:55.310] ... and he wants us to check it out. xiang zhao wo men qu kan
[03:57.620] He' s excited about it too. ta hen xing fen
[03:59.350] He even recorded showtimes on his answering machine. hai zai da lu ji li lu le jie mu biao
[04:03.050] We' re sorry, honey. Oh, it' s okay. dui bu qi mei guan xi
[04:05.160] Rach, it' s not that we don' t want to. Really. bu shi wo men bu xiang qu, zhen de
[04:08.890] Are we talking models in their underwear? mo te er chuan nei yi zou xiu?
[04:13.130] And heels. hai you gao gen xie
[04:18.070] Ross did ask us first, and we set that night aside. luo si xian kai kou, wo men ye pai hao le
[04:21.410] Come on. If he asked you first, it' s only fair. mei guan xi, shi ta xian yue de, hen gong ping
[04:31.550] Very bad. fei chang shou bu liao
[04:32.920] Chandler, what are you doing? qian de, ni zai gan shen me?
[04:36.050] Oh, my God! tian na
[04:38.420] You' re smoking again? ni you chou yan le?
[04:42.860] Today I' m smoking, still. jin tian shi" hai zai chou"
[04:45.260] Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum? jue le na me duo jie yan kou xiang tang wei shi me you kai shi chou le?
[04:49.170] This is just like my parents' divorce... wo fu mu li hun shi jiu xiang zhe yang
[04:52.040] ... which is when I first started smoking. hai wo xue hui chou yan
[04:55.510] Weren' t you 9? ni bu shi cai 9 sui?
[05:02.780] I' m telling you something, that first smoke after naptime.... wu shui hou lai yi gen zui guo yin
[05:08.890] That' s great. With my luck, that' s him. shuai a, wo cai shi ta
[05:11.220] Him? Ross? luo si?
[05:12.820] No," Hymn" 253: " His Eyes Are on the Sparrow." bu, shi zan mei shi 253 pian " ai de en ze"
[05:18.500] When my parents got divorced, I started using humor as a defense mechanism. wo fu mu li hun hou wo kai shi yong you mo lai zi wei
[05:25.870] Hi. Do you guys have weekend plans? ni men zhou mo you ji hua ma?
[05:28.810] Because my sister says we can spend the weekend at her cabin, skiing. wo mei shuo zhou mo ke yi dao ta de xiao wu qu hua xue
[05:35.080] I' m asking you first, right? I' m playing by the rules. shi wo xian wen de ba? wo you zun shou you xi gui ze
[05:38.820] Absolutely. mei wen ti
[05:40.180] Chandler! You' re smoking? What are you doing? qian de, ni chou yan? ni zen me gao de?
[05:43.420] Shut up! You' re not my real mom! bi zui, ni you bu shi wo de qin niang
[05:52.160] Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass! guan chuang zi hao ma? wo de nipples ying dao ke yi ge bo li
[05:59.240] Really? Because mine get me out of tickets. zhen de? wo de rang wo duo diao fa dan
[06:04.540] Look, I just wanna say I really appreciate you spending time with me. zhen de hen xie xie ni men lai pei wo
[06:09.780] It' s been a hard time right now, so I just want to say thanks. zhe zhen zi hen nan ao, zhen de xie xie ni men
[06:14.120] Somebody else hug him. I have to stay by the window. shui qu bao bao ta wo de liu zai chuang zi pang bian
[06:20.930] How about this weekend, we have a laserdisc marathon, okay? zhou mo yao bu yao lai ge ying die ma la song?
[06:24.900] And maybe a tournament on my new... huo shi lai bi sai, wo you xin de
[06:29.100] ... dart board! What do you think? fei biao pan! zen me yang?
[06:31.770] Two days of darts! It' ll be great! lian she liang tian fei biao, yi ding hen hao wan
[06:36.140] It' ll be great for next weekend. bu ru pai zai xia zhou mo
[06:37.780] This weekend, guys. bu, zhe ge zhou mo
[06:39.640] It' ll be great for next weekend. bu ru pai zai xia zhou mo
[06:47.890] What' s going on? zen me hui shi?
[06:49.050] We' re sort of invited to go skiing. You know, Rachel' s sister' s cabin? wo men bei zhao qu hua xue yao qu rui qiu de mei mei de xiao wu
[06:57.630] So, for the whole weekend? zheng ge zhou mo?
[07:00.770] We' re really sorry, but she did ask us first. dui bu qi, shi ta xian yue de
[07:06.100] That' s okay. If you all have to go away... mei guan xi, wo shi lian de di yi ge zhou mo
[07:08.840] ... for the first weekend I' m alone by myself... ni men dou yao chu cheng qu
[07:14.680] I can stay. I' m gonna stay. wo ke yi liu xia lai, wo liu xia lai
[07:16.810] The last time I went, I was afraid to leave the chair lift. shang ci qu hua xue wo gen ben bu gan xia diao che
[07:20.490] I just went round and round. jiu zhe yang zuo lai zuo qu
[07:23.450] We need you to drive us there in your grandmother' s cab. ni de kai ni nai nai de che zai wo men qu
[07:26.860] But you know what? I' ll stay. No, I' ll stay. He' s my brother. zhe yang ba, wo liu xia lai bu, wo liu, ta shi wo de ge ge
[07:31.830] What, a " pity stay"? zhe shi tong qing ma?
[07:34.770] We' re gonna have fun! wo men hui wan de hen kai xin
[07:37.200] We can make fudge. wo men lai zuo niu nai ruan tang
[07:41.540] Pity food? tong qing de shi wu?
[07:43.940] You know what? I don' t need any of you to stay. mei guan xi, wo bu xu yao ni men liu xia lai
[07:48.680] Well, then, I might as well offer to stay. na wo ye biao shi yi xia hao le
[07:59.790] Does anybody else feel bad about Ross? you ren zai ti luo si nan guo ma?
[08:02.360] You think he' s still mad? ni jue de ta hai zai sheng qi?
[08:03.800] He' s probably more mad since you called him to borrow his goggles. geng qi le, ni ju ran gen ta jie hu mu jing
[08:08.200] What? Mine aren' t tinted. zen yang? wo de mei you yan se
[08:14.640] What? zen yang?
[08:15.740] What does the sign say? biao shi shuo shi mo?
[08:19.340] " Beam me up, Jesus." " zhu ye su, qing zhao yao wo"
[08:22.410] The " No Smoking" sign. shi" jin zhi xi yan" de biao shi
[08:24.150] There' s no smoking in my grandmother' s cab. wo nai nai de che shang bu neng chou yan
[08:27.520] Well, then, I have to go to the bathroom. na wo yao shang ce suo
[08:30.690] Oh, please! bai tuo
[08:32.390] No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas. mei shi bu zhun ting che jia you de shi hou zai qu
[08:35.560] There' s a rest stop right up there. Come on, I really have to go! na bian you xiu xi zhan wo zhen de de shang ce suo
[08:42.730] Oh, now I have to go! xian zai wo ye xiang shang le
[08:52.510] Here we go. dao le
[08:54.010] Brace yourself! What? zuo hao shen me?
[09:05.260] Aren' t you gonna go? No, thanks. ni bu qu? bu liao
[09:07.430] Rachel never pees in public restrooms. rui qiu bu shang gong gong ce suo
[09:10.930] They never have any paper in there. li mian dou mei you wei sheng zhi
[09:13.130] So my rule is," No tissue, no tushy." suo yi wo jue ding mei you mian zhi jiu bu xu xu
[09:22.440] Well, if everybody' s going.... ji ran da jia du xia che le
[09:25.910] Don' t close it! The keys are in there! bie guan men! yao shi zai li mian
[09:30.450] What' s going on? My lighter' s in there! zen me le? da huo ji zai li mian
[09:40.160] Damn! The tailpipe' s not hot enough to light this. ma de pai qi guan bu gou tang, dian bu zhao
[09:44.900] I can open this. Anybody got a coat hanger? wo hui kai men, shui you yi jia?
[09:47.870] Oh, I do. wo you
[09:48.900] No, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. bu dui, zao shang chuan yi fu shi na diao le
[09:54.370] So if your parents hadn' t divorced... yao shi ni de fu mu mei you li hun
[09:56.410] ... you' d be able to answer a question like a normal person? ni jiu neng zheng chang de hui da wen ti?
[10:01.450] Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. wo xu yao tie si lei de dong xi ba ta qiao kai
[10:05.180] One of you give me your bra underwire. ba ni men nei yi de gang si gei wo
[10:09.550] Come on! Who has the biggest boobs? kuai, shui de xiong bu zui da?
[10:13.590] Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra and wire. xiong bu zui da, nei yi de gang si ye zui zhang
[10:17.630] No! It' s too expensive! bu yao hen gui ye
[10:19.930] To get back in the car, we need that wire. you gang si cai neng hui che shang
[10:27.940] Monica' s are the biggest. mo ni ka zui da
[10:31.710] These tiny little nonbreasts? Please! It' s gotta be Rachel. zhe liang li xiao hong dou? bai tuo! jue dui shi rui qiu
[10:37.280] No, mine are deceptively small. bu dui, wo de shi pian ren de
[10:39.450] I mean, I actually sometimes stuff my bra. wo you shi hou hai hui dian dong xi
[10:44.220] Well, then, your bra would still be big. suo yi ni de nei yi hai shi hen da
[10:47.460] No, I stuff outside the bra. wo dou dian zai nei yi wai mian
[10:53.460] Phoebe, Rachel, take off Monica' s bra. fei bi rui qiu tuo le mo ni ka de xiong zhao
[11:03.810] What are you doing? There' s a trash can right there. ni gan shen me? na li jiu you la ji tong
[11:07.580] I thought if I littered, that crying lndian might come by and save us. wo xiang yin lai yin di an ren zhe yang jiu you jiu le
[11:14.850] There. na qu
[11:16.520] Thank you, Phoebe. That' s very, very generous. fei bi, xie le, ni zhen da fang
[11:20.490] Now, let' s decide who has the nicest ass. xian zai lai bi shui de pi gu qiao
[11:25.800] And there you go! shang che ba
[11:33.200] Well, at least let me smoke it to the good part! zhi shao rang wo shuang yi xia
[11:49.000] What' s going on? What? zen me gao de? zen me le?
[11:53.690] So you know how to fix it? Yep. Put more gas in. na ni hui xiu luo? hui, jia you
[12:06.340] Hi. What are you doing here? ni zen me lai le?
[12:08.640] I was wondering, when you and I split up... wo zai xiang, wo men fen shou shi
[12:11.180] ... did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M. A. S. H... ni you mei you fen dao yi juan dai zi lu le zui hou yi ji de" wai ke yi sheng"
[12:15.480] ... and half the hostages coming home? he ren zhi hui guo de xin wen?
[12:19.080] But now it' s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home. xian zai shi su shan he wo you mo xi ge he ren zhi hui guo de xin wen
[12:23.420] Where' s Ben? ban ne?
[12:24.490] He' s sleeping. zai shui jiao
[12:27.930] Is this a bad time? wo lai de bu shi shi hou?
[12:30.090] Yeah, actually. Susan' s gonna be here any minute. mei cuo, su shan ma shang jiu yao lai le
[12:33.160] It' s kind of an anniversary. jin tian shi ge ji nian ri
[12:35.430] I thought you guys got married in January. ni men bu shi yi yue jie hun?
[12:38.100] A different kind of anniversary. shi ling yi ge ji nian ri
[12:44.680] So anyway zong zhi
[12:46.610] Candles, champagne.... la zhu xiang bin
[12:51.850] ... because love lasts forever, you know? yin wei ai shi yong heng de
[12:55.220] There' s nothing like it in this life. Money in the bank. shen me ye bi bu shang ai qing ke kao
[12:58.690] So Rachel and I broke up. rui qiu he wo fen shou le
[13:06.030] You know what? ni zhi dao ma?
[13:07.260] I wanna talk about this so much... wo hen xiang pei ni liao yi liao
[13:09.530] ... but when we can really get into it. dan yao zhao ge neng chang tan de shi jian
[13:12.070] You free for dinner tomorrow? I' d love that. ming tian wan can ke yi ma? tai hao le
[13:14.540] Me too. wo ye shi
[13:15.710] I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. yi qie dou shi yin wei rui qiu zhao dao xin gong zuo
[13:21.810] Triple A can pick us up. qi che xie hui ke yi lai zai wo men
[13:26.120] Freemont. fu li meng te
[13:27.150] Westmont. wei si meng te
[13:29.050] Westberg? wei si bai ge?
[13:30.090] Why are you answering? bu zhi dao jiu bie shuo
[13:33.220] Do you know what route we' re on? wo men zai na tiao lu shang?
[13:35.160] We are definitely on Route 27. jue dui shi 27 hao gong lu
[13:38.400] We are at a rest stop on Route 27 wo men zai 27 hao gong lu yi ge xiu xi zhan
[13:41.600] There is no Route 27. mei you 27 hao gong lu
[13:43.570] Either 93 or 76. I don' t know. bu shi 93 hao jiu shi 76 hao wo bu zhi dao
[13:46.340] I always slept in the back when we drove here. wo mei ci lai dou zai hou zuo shui jiao
[13:50.010] Can you just send someone up and down 76 and check every rest stop? neng bu neng qing ren yan zhe 76 hao gong lu zhao?
[13:55.010] And also 93? hai you 93 hao gong lu?
[13:59.650] No, they don' t do that. ta men bu gan
[14:04.590] Somebody will come and save us. yi ding hui you ren lai jiu wo men
[14:06.660] Who? Have you seen a car in the last hour and a half? shui? zhe yi ge ban xiao shi you che zi jing guo ma?
[14:10.260] We should call Ross. Maybe he can get a car to get us. ying gai zhao luo si ta ke yi jie che lai zai wo men
[14:13.600] I am not getting in a car with Ross! wo bu yao gen luo si tong che
[14:16.100] We will just have to... wo men bi xu
[14:18.100] ... Iive here! hao zai zhe li
[14:20.470] But it' s so cold. No! dan shi hao leng bu xing
[14:22.170] I won' t get in a car with him. Think of something else. wo bu gen ta tong che, xiang bie de ban fa
[14:25.940] Joey and Chandler are back! qiao yi he qian de hui lai le
[14:30.610] So the " going for help" went well? qiu yuan guo cheng hen shun li?
[14:33.380] Smokey Joe here got halfway to the highway and collapsed. lao yan qiang zou dao yi ban jiu gua le
[14:37.490] I have the lung capacity of a 2yearold. wo de fei huo liang gen liang sui xiao hai yi yang
[14:40.490] Then why are you smoking? na ni wei shi me yao chou yan?
[14:42.130] It' s very unsettling. wo hen bu an
[14:47.030] Right? I mean, it' s pretty unbelievable. dui ba? zhen shi tai che le
[14:49.870] They just took off, without even looking back. ta men jiu zhe yang tou ye bu hui de chu fa
[14:54.240] I don' t need them. I' ve got you guys now as friends. wo bu xu yao ta men wo you ni men zhei xie peng you
[14:57.880] You and Susan. ni he su shan
[14:59.640] Susan will be so pleased. su shan hui hen gao xing
[15:04.010] Sevenoneseven? 717?
[15:05.820] Where' s 717? 717 shi na li?
[15:10.050] You have more of these for Susan, right? ni you bang su shan liu ba?
[15:12.390] No, but that' s okay. mei you, bu guo mei guan xi
[15:14.060] I' ll just put out pickles or something. hai you suan huang gua ke yi chi
[15:20.900] Ross, thank God! Pheebs? luo si, xie tian xie di fei bi?
[15:23.000] Why are you whispering? wei shi me zhe me xiao sheng?
[15:25.070] I ate a bug. wo chi le yi zhi chong zi
[15:28.110] Hey, Rach! The tampons here are only a penny. rui qiu, zhe li de mian tiao zhi yao yi mao qian
[15:31.080] Let' s stock up. wo men mai lai tun ji
[15:33.840] We' re out of gas and don' t know where we are so we can' t get a tow truck. wo men mei you le, you bu zhi dao fang wei mei ban fa jiao tuo che
[15:39.280] Now you want a favor? xian zai xu yao bang mang le?
[15:41.250] Yes, please. dui, bai tuo
[15:42.290] I' m sorry your car broke down, Pheebs... hen bao qian ni men de che zi gua le
[15:45.120] ... but I' m too busy with some of my real friends right now. dan shi wo mang zhe gen zhen peng you lian luo gan qing
[15:48.530] But please call to let me know you got home safely. deng ni men an quan dao jia, ji de tong zhi wo
[15:51.560] Phoebe, hang on a second. fei bi, deng yi xia
[15:53.700] Take my car. Get your friends. kai wo de che qu jie ni peng you
[15:55.570] No, I won' t pick them up. wo cai bu yao qu jie ta men
[15:57.430] We both know you' ll do it, because you' re not a jerk. wo men dou zhi dao ni hui qu yin wei ni bu shi hun dan
[16:00.700] So you can sulk here for half an hour, then go get them... ni ding duo zai ma ge ban xiao shi hai shi hui qu jie ta men
[16:03.910] ... or save time and sulk in the car. Rachel doesn' t bu ru jie sheng shi jian qu che shang ma rui qiu bu hui
[16:07.040] I' m sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark... hen yi han rui qiu wei le ma ke shuai le ni
[16:09.410] ... and you' re the innocent victim in this. ni shi wu gu de shou hai zhe
[16:12.220] But don' t punish your friends for what Rachel did. dan bu yao wei le rui qiu qian nu ni de peng you
[16:17.420] Yeah, you' re right. ni shuo de dui
[16:19.260] Phoebe, hang on. Ross wants to say something. fei bi, deng yi xia, luo si yao gen ni shuo
[16:22.160] What? shen me?
[16:23.290] You slept with someone else? ni gen bie ren shang chuang?
[16:26.830] We were on a break! wo men dang shi zai fen shou zhuang tai
[16:30.000] We were wo men
[16:32.170] Where are you? I' ll find you. ni men zai na li? wo qu zhao
[16:35.570] You slept with another woman? ni gen bie de nv ren shang chuang?
[16:37.270] Oh, you' re one to talk. ni hai gan shuo
[16:44.350] Okay, done! hao le
[16:48.320] What' s " pleh"? shen me shi" ming jiu"?
[16:50.420] That' s " help" spelled backwards... jiu shi" jiu ming" fan guo lai
[16:52.820] ... so that the helicopters can read it from the air. hao rang zhi sheng ji shang de ren kan de dong
[16:58.160] What' s " dufus" spelled backwards? " dai zi" fan guo lai zen me xie?
[17:03.300] Car! Car! you che zi!
[17:07.940] Oh, it' s Ross on one of his drives! luo si chu lai dou feng le
[17:12.380] What is he doing here? ta lai gan shen me?
[17:14.510] He is saving your butt. ta lai jiu ni men yi ming
[17:16.680] Unless I' m stepping on some toes here... chu fei wo re dao le mou ge ren
[17:21.050] I have plenty of people to help on the interstate. zhou ji gong lu shang you hen duo ren xu yao bang zhu
[17:23.720] Come on! We need your help, please! bie zhe yang wo men xu yao ni
[17:26.320] Fine! Fine! hao hao hao
[17:32.230] Oh, no! Now it' s not gonna make any sense. wan le, bie ren hui kan bu dong
[17:37.500] You guys... wei
[17:39.300] ... what do we do about Ross? He drove all the way up here. luo si zen me ban? ta da lao yuan pao lai
[17:42.510] Just send him back, then we' ll go skiing? nan dao yao jiao ta hui qu wo men zi ji qu hua xue?
[17:45.010] This is horrible. It' s just horrible. fan si le
[17:48.510] Should we ask Ross to come along? yao zhao luo si yi qi qu ma?
[17:50.880] But what about Rachel? How are we gonna even ask her? na rui qiu ne? yao zen me xiang ta kai kou?
[17:54.220] Ask me what? kai shen me kou?
[17:58.590] If it might be okay if Ross came skiing? luo si neng bu neng qu hua xue?
[18:01.930] No, I wasn' t gonna ask that. wo cai mei you yao wen
[18:06.430] You guys are unbelievable. No, he cannot come! ni men tai che le bu xing, ta bu neng qu
[18:09.730] Excuse me? It' s horrible! shen me? fan si le
[18:12.440] Oh, please? Can' t I come to your special, magical cabin? qiu qiu ni, rang wo qu ni de shen qi xiao wu
[18:17.570] Why would you even want to come? You' re a horrible skier. ni qu gan shen me? ni hua xue hua de hen lan
[18:21.550] Hitting me where it hurts! My ski skills! zhen shi shuo dao wo de tong chu a!
[18:25.380] Here we go again. you lai le
[18:26.750] I can' t handle this, you guys. wo mei ban fa chu li
[18:28.590] I can handle it. " Handle" is my middle name. wo you ban fa " chu li" shi wo de ming zi
[18:31.060] Actually, it' s the middle part of my first name. wo de ming zi qu tou qu wei jiu shi chu li
[18:36.260] All right, Pheebs, your cab' s ready. fei bi, ni de che zi hao le
[18:38.600] Let' s go. zou ba
[18:40.460] You' re welcome. bu ke qi
[18:41.570] I' m sorry. Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else? bao qian, ni zai gen wo shuo hua hai shi gen bie ren shang chuang?
[18:46.600] We were on a break! wo men dang shi fen shou le
[18:48.040] Why don' t you just put that on your answering machine? ni gan cui zai da lu ji li liu zhe ju hua
[18:51.810] It' s valid, and I' m not the only one who thinks so. ben lai jiu shi, bu zhi wo zhe me xiang
[18:54.880] Monica agrees with me. mo ni ka ye tong yi
[18:56.810] What? shen me?
[18:58.780] I don' t know. wo bu zhi dao
[19:01.450] You said it last night. ni zuo wan shuo de
[19:03.220] What I said was that I understood. wo shi shuo wo neng li jie
[19:06.720] Joey is the one who agreed with you. qiao yi cai ren tong ni
[19:10.130] Really, Joey? shi ma, qiao yi?
[19:13.000] What? shen me?
[19:15.130] You know what? There is no right or wrong here. zhe jian shi mei you dui cuo
[19:18.440] I think it' s very obvious who' s wrong here. wo jue de cuo de shi shui hen ming xian
[19:21.140] Obviously not to Joey. qiao yi bu zhe me xiang
[19:25.910] What? shen me?
[19:27.780] Joey and Monica feel the way I do! You and this innocent puppy act! qiao yi he mo ni ka gen wo gan jue yi yang ni zhi hui zhuang wu gu
[19:32.920] Hey, guess who I am? ni men cai wo zai xue shui?
[19:45.360] Look what you' re doing to Chandler! ni men ba qian de hai de duo can!
[19:51.200] Look. We know that this is really, really hard for you guys. ting zhe, wo men zhi dao ni men dou hen nan shou
[19:56.110] You don' t have to love each other. ni men bu bi ai dui fang
[19:58.310] You don' t even have to like each other much right now. ni men xian zai shen zhi bu bi xi huan dui fang
[20:02.180] But please, find a way to be around each other. dan shi qing she fa he ping xiang chu
[20:05.220] And not put us in the middle. bie rang wo men zuo you wei nan
[20:08.050] Otherwise, I mean, that' s just it for us hanging out together. fou ze wo men yi hou jiu bu yong zai yi qi le
[20:13.290] Is that what you want? ni men zhen de xiang zhe yang?
[20:17.230] Can you be civil? jiang li yi dian hao ma?
[20:22.070] I can. wo ke yi
[20:24.640] Good, let' s get back in the car. It' s freezing... hen hao, hui che shang ba, leng si le
[20:27.700] ... and my chest is unsupported. wo de xiong bu you diao zai na bian
[20:30.510] Wait a second! deng yi xia
[20:31.880] I mean, what are we doing? Who' s going with who? xian zai shi zen yang? shui yao gen shui zou?
[20:38.720] Look, you guys should go. ni men qu ba
[20:42.520] You know, you planned this all out... ni men dou ji hua hao le
[20:46.590] ... and I don' t wanna ruin it. So just go. wo bu xiang po huai, ni men qu ba
[20:49.430] You drove all the way up here. ni da lao yuan kai che lai
[20:51.730] I' ve got to take the car back anyway. fan zheng wo de qu hai che
[20:54.200] I' m spending all day tomorrow with Ben. wo ming tian yi zheng tian du yao pei ban
[20:56.600] It' s fine, okay? Just go. No guilt, I promise. mei guan xi, ni men qu ba bu yao you zui e gan, zhen de
[21:02.870] Thank you. xie xie
[21:06.380] We' ll call you when we get back. hui qu zai da dian hua gei ni
[21:08.580] Maybe we can, like, go to a movie or something. wo men ke yi qu kan dian ying
[21:12.020] Or the rodeo! huo shi qu kan ma shu biao yan
[21:15.520] That would be great. ting qi lai bu cuo
[21:18.620] I was being Shelley Winters from The Poseidon Adventure. wo zai xue" hai shen hao" xue li wen te si
[21:24.090] I know. wo zhi dao
[21:33.540] Bye! zai jian
[22:00.330] Hi. Sorry I' m late. bao qian zhe me wan
[22:02.270] Were you sleeping? ni zai shui jiao?
[22:04.700] Oh, great. na jiu hao
[22:07.340] I had to get you a new battery. I got the best I could. ni de che zi de huan dian chi wo huan le yi ge zui hao de
[22:10.840] You don' t want to skimp there. zhe zhong qian bu neng sheng
[22:12.880] You' re a genius. ni zhen cong ming
[22:14.240] It came to about 112. hua le 112 yuan
[22:19.750] I' ll pay you tomorrow. Bye! ming tian gei ni, zai jian
[22:22.020] So they all took off. ta men dou zou le
[22:24.760] It was pretty hard watching them go, you know? kan ta men li kai man nan shou de
[22:28.090] Yeah, okay. Bye. hao, zai jian
[22:33.700] So I' m gonna take off then. na wo zou luo
[00:04.180] Can I see the comics? kě yǐ gěi wǒ kàn màn huà ma?
[00:06.580] This is the New York Times. zhè shì niǔ yuē shí bào
[00:09.420] Okay, may I see the comics? hǎo, néng fǒu jiè wǒ kàn màn huà?
[00:13.160] I thought you were taking Ross to the game. nǐ men bú shì yào dài luó sī qù kàn qiú?
[00:15.930] We are. He' s meeting us here. No, Rachel' s meeting us here! shì a, wǒ men yuē zài zhè lǐ ruì qiū yě gēn wǒ men yuē zài zhè lǐ
[00:19.430] Come on! They can be in the same room. tā men hái shì kě yǐ gòng chǔ yī shì ba
[00:21.500] You should' ve been there last night. What happened? nǐ zuó wǎn méi kàn dào zěn me le?
[00:24.640] Ross was hanging out at our place. luó sī zài wǒ men nà biān
[00:26.540] Rachel comes over to borrow some moisturizer from Chandler ruì qiū lái gēn qián dé jiè rùn fū rǔ
[00:31.340] How hard is it to say " something"? nǐ bù néng shuō jiè" dōng xī" ma?
[00:33.210] Rachel came over to borrow " something." ruì qiū guò lái jiè" dōng xī"
[00:37.820] Anyway, her and Ross just started yelling at each other. fǎn zhèng tā hé luó sī jiù kāi shǐ duì mà
[00:41.390] Why was he yelling at her? He slept with someone else. tā zěn me gǎn mà tā? tā gēn bié rén shàng chuáng yé
[00:45.060] He says they were on a break when it happened... tā shuō tā men dāng shí fēn shǒu le
[00:47.560] ... so she should' ve forgiven him by now. suǒ yǐ tā zǎo jiù gāi yuán liàng tā le
[00:49.660] He is so unreasonable! God! tā zhēn bù kě lǐ yù, zhēn shi de
[00:52.900] Although I understand what he means. bù guò wǒ liǎo jiě tā de yì sī
[00:56.330] Oh, my God! This is like 60 Minutes... tiān na, zhè yàng hǎo xiàng" 60 fēn zhōng"
[00:59.140] ... when at first you' re mad that pharmaceutical company made the drug. nǐ běn lái hěn qì zhì yào gōng sī shēng chǎn yī zhǒng yào
[01:03.170] And then, you just feel bad for the people, because... hòu lái yòu hěn tóng qíng nèi xiē rén, yīn wèi
[01:06.310] ... they needed to make their hair grow. tā men xiǎng yào cháng tóu fā
[01:09.310] You know, this is like when my parents got divorced. wǒ fù mǔ lí hūn shí jiù shì zhè yàng
[01:13.250] I hope Ross doesn' t try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts. xī wàng luó sī kàn wán qiú bú huì qǐ tú bǎng jià wǒ
[01:18.260] I dreamed that Ross and Rachel were still together. wǒ mèng dào luó sī hé ruì qiū méi yǒu fèn shǒu
[01:22.430] And we were all hanging out and happy. wǒ men kāi xīn de zài yì qǐ
[01:24.600] I had the same dream. wǒ yě mèng dào le
[01:26.000] And nobody slept with the xerox girl. Oh, I had the opposite dream. méi yǒu rén gēn nà gè nǚ de shàng chuáng wǒ de gāng hǎo xiāng fǎn
[01:31.840] Maybe it' s gonna be okay. I mean, it' s been a week. yě xǔ bú yào jǐn, dōu yí gè xīng qī le
[01:35.070] It never takes me more than a week to get over a relationship. wǒ jié shù yī duàn gǎn qíng cóng bù chāo guò yī xīng qī
[01:37.940] It never takes you more than a shower to get over a relationship. nǐ yī chōng wán zǎo yī duàn gǎn qíng jiù jié shù le
[01:44.080] Let' s go! Let' s hit the road. Let' s get the show on it. zǒu ba, shàng lù le, wǒ men qù wán ba
[01:47.850] Let me get coffee. wǒ xiān hē bēi kā fēi
[01:49.020] I know the best coffeehouse. And it' s close. fù jìn yǒu yī jiā hěn bàng de kā fēi guǎn
[01:51.760] Closer than here? bǐ zhè lǐ jìn?
[01:53.590] Oh, look! I found coffee! nǐ kàn, wǒ zhǎo dào yī bēi
[01:56.030] Okay, let' s skedaddle. wǒ men zǒu ba
[01:57.600] I' m not gonna drink somebody' s old coffee. wǒ cái bù hē bié rén hē shèng de
[02:00.300] Okay, Your Highness. shì, diàn xià
[02:09.710] " Rachel, I' m really sorry." " Okay, Ross. Wanna get back together?" " ruì qiū, duì bù qǐ" " méi guān xì, nǐ xiǎng fù hé ma?"
[02:14.280] " Yeah, okay." " hǎo a"
[02:15.650] Did anyone else hear that? nǐ men yǒu tīng dào ma?
[02:19.920] The One Without the Ski Trip běn jí bō chū:" zuǒ yòu wéi nán"
[03:18.710] Is he here? tā zài ma?
[03:25.380] You guys are gonna love me! Okay, check it out. nǐ men huì ài sǐ wǒ! tīng wǒ shuō
[03:28.620] Thursday night, five tickets. zhōu sì wǎn shàng, wǔ zhāng piào
[03:30.720] Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. kǎ wén kè lái nèi yī xiù nǐ men yào gēn wǒ yì qǐ qù
[03:38.430] I said that out loud, right? wǒ yǒu shuō chū shēng yīn lái ba?
[03:41.000] Yes, it' s just that we kind of already... yǒu, zhǐ shì wǒ men yǐ jīng
[03:44.600] ... made plans with Ross. gēn luó sī yǒu yuē le
[03:49.570] Well, okay. hǎo ba
[03:51.410] Well, there you go. jiù zhè yàng ba
[03:52.780] It' s just, he got this new hometheater dealy... tā mǎi le xīn de jiā tíng jù yuàn zǔ hé
[03:55.310] ... and he wants us to check it out. xiǎng zhǎo wǒ men qù kàn
[03:57.620] He' s excited about it too. tā hěn xīng fèn
[03:59.350] He even recorded showtimes on his answering machine. hái zài dá lù jī lǐ lù le jié mù biǎo
[04:03.050] We' re sorry, honey. Oh, it' s okay. duì bù qǐ méi guān xì
[04:05.160] Rach, it' s not that we don' t want to. Really. bú shì wǒ men bù xiǎng qù, zhēn de
[04:08.890] Are we talking models in their underwear? mó tè ér chuān nèi yī zǒu xiù?
[04:13.130] And heels. hái yǒu gāo gēn xié
[04:18.070] Ross did ask us first, and we set that night aside. luó sī xiān kāi kǒu, wǒ men yě pái hǎo le
[04:21.410] Come on. If he asked you first, it' s only fair. méi guān xì, shì tā xiān yuē de, hěn gōng píng
[04:31.550] Very bad. fēi cháng shòu bù liǎo
[04:32.920] Chandler, what are you doing? qián dé, nǐ zài gàn shén me?
[04:36.050] Oh, my God! tiān na
[04:38.420] You' re smoking again? nǐ yòu chōu yān le?
[04:42.860] Today I' m smoking, still. jīn tiān shì" hái zài chōu"
[04:45.260] Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum? jué le nà me duō jiè yān kǒu xiāng táng wèi shí me yòu kāi shǐ chōu le?
[04:49.170] This is just like my parents' divorce... wǒ fù mǔ lí hūn shí jiù xiàng zhè yàng
[04:52.040] ... which is when I first started smoking. hài wǒ xué huì chōu yān
[04:55.510] Weren' t you 9? nǐ bú shì cái 9 suì?
[05:02.780] I' m telling you something, that first smoke after naptime.... wǔ shuì hòu lái yī gēn zuì guò yǐn
[05:08.890] That' s great. With my luck, that' s him. shuài a, wǒ cāi shì tā
[05:11.220] Him? Ross? luó sī?
[05:12.820] No," Hymn" 253: " His Eyes Are on the Sparrow." bù, shì zàn měi shī 253 piān " ài de ēn zé"
[05:18.500] When my parents got divorced, I started using humor as a defense mechanism. wǒ fù mǔ lí hūn hòu wǒ kāi shǐ yòng yōu mò lái zì wèi
[05:25.870] Hi. Do you guys have weekend plans? nǐ men zhōu mò yǒu jì huà ma?
[05:28.810] Because my sister says we can spend the weekend at her cabin, skiing. wǒ mèi shuō zhōu mò kě yǐ dào tā de xiǎo wū qù huá xuě
[05:35.080] I' m asking you first, right? I' m playing by the rules. shì wǒ xiān wèn de ba? wǒ yǒu zūn shǒu yóu xì guī zé
[05:38.820] Absolutely. méi wèn tí
[05:40.180] Chandler! You' re smoking? What are you doing? qián dé, nǐ chōu yān? nǐ zěn me gǎo de?
[05:43.420] Shut up! You' re not my real mom! bì zuǐ, nǐ yòu bú shì wǒ de qīn niáng
[05:52.160] Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass! guān chuāng zi hǎo ma? wǒ de nipples yìng dào kě yǐ gē bō lí
[05:59.240] Really? Because mine get me out of tickets. zhēn de? wǒ de ràng wǒ duǒ diào fá dān
[06:04.540] Look, I just wanna say I really appreciate you spending time with me. zhēn de hěn xiè xiè nǐ men lái péi wǒ
[06:09.780] It' s been a hard time right now, so I just want to say thanks. zhè zhèn zi hěn nán áo, zhēn de xiè xiè nǐ men
[06:14.120] Somebody else hug him. I have to stay by the window. shuí qù bào bào tā wǒ dé liú zài chuāng zi páng biān
[06:20.930] How about this weekend, we have a laserdisc marathon, okay? zhōu mò yào bú yào lái gè yǐng dié mǎ lā sōng?
[06:24.900] And maybe a tournament on my new... huò shì lái bǐ sài, wǒ yǒu xīn de
[06:29.100] ... dart board! What do you think? fēi biāo pán! zěn me yàng?
[06:31.770] Two days of darts! It' ll be great! lián shè liǎng tiān fēi biāo, yí dìng hěn hǎo wán
[06:36.140] It' ll be great for next weekend. bù rú pái zài xià zhōu mò
[06:37.780] This weekend, guys. bù, zhè gè zhōu mò
[06:39.640] It' ll be great for next weekend. bù rú pái zài xià zhōu mò
[06:47.890] What' s going on? zěn me huí shì?
[06:49.050] We' re sort of invited to go skiing. You know, Rachel' s sister' s cabin? wǒ men bèi zhǎo qù huá xuě yào qù ruì qiū de mèi mei de xiǎo wū
[06:57.630] So, for the whole weekend? zhěng gè zhōu mò?
[07:00.770] We' re really sorry, but she did ask us first. duì bù qǐ, shì tā xiān yuē de
[07:06.100] That' s okay. If you all have to go away... méi guān xì, wǒ shī liàn de dì yí gè zhōu mò
[07:08.840] ... for the first weekend I' m alone by myself... nǐ men dōu yào chū chéng qù
[07:14.680] I can stay. I' m gonna stay. wǒ kě yǐ liú xià lái, wǒ liú xià lái
[07:16.810] The last time I went, I was afraid to leave the chair lift. shàng cì qù huá xuě wǒ gēn běn bù gǎn xià diào chē
[07:20.490] I just went round and round. jiù zhè yàng zuò lái zuò qù
[07:23.450] We need you to drive us there in your grandmother' s cab. nǐ dé kāi nǐ nǎi nǎi de chē zài wǒ men qù
[07:26.860] But you know what? I' ll stay. No, I' ll stay. He' s my brother. zhè yàng ba, wǒ liú xià lái bù, wǒ liú, tā shì wǒ de gē ge
[07:31.830] What, a " pity stay"? zhè shì tóng qíng ma?
[07:34.770] We' re gonna have fun! wǒ men huì wán de hěn kāi xīn
[07:37.200] We can make fudge. wǒ men lái zuò niú nǎi ruǎn táng
[07:41.540] Pity food? tóng qíng de shí wù?
[07:43.940] You know what? I don' t need any of you to stay. méi guān xì, wǒ bù xū yào nǐ men liú xià lái
[07:48.680] Well, then, I might as well offer to stay. nà wǒ yě biǎo shì yī xià hǎo le
[07:59.790] Does anybody else feel bad about Ross? yǒu rén zài tì luó sī nán guò ma?
[08:02.360] You think he' s still mad? nǐ jué de tā hái zài shēng qì?
[08:03.800] He' s probably more mad since you called him to borrow his goggles. gèng qì le, nǐ jū rán gēn tā jiè hù mù jìng
[08:08.200] What? Mine aren' t tinted. zěn yàng? wǒ de méi yǒu yán sè
[08:14.640] What? zěn yàng?
[08:15.740] What does the sign say? biāo shì shuō shí mǒ?
[08:19.340] " Beam me up, Jesus." " zhǔ yē sū, qǐng zhào yào wǒ"
[08:22.410] The " No Smoking" sign. shì" jìn zhǐ xī yān" de biāo shì
[08:24.150] There' s no smoking in my grandmother' s cab. wǒ nǎi nǎi de chē shàng bù néng chōu yān
[08:27.520] Well, then, I have to go to the bathroom. nà wǒ yào shàng cè suǒ
[08:30.690] Oh, please! bài tuō
[08:32.390] No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas. méi shì bù zhǔn tíng chē jiā yóu de shí hòu zài qù
[08:35.560] There' s a rest stop right up there. Come on, I really have to go! nà biān yǒu xiū xī zhàn wǒ zhēn de dé shàng cè suǒ
[08:42.730] Oh, now I have to go! xiàn zài wǒ yě xiǎng shàng le
[08:52.510] Here we go. dào le
[08:54.010] Brace yourself! What? zuò hǎo shén me?
[09:05.260] Aren' t you gonna go? No, thanks. nǐ bù qù? bù liǎo
[09:07.430] Rachel never pees in public restrooms. ruì qiū bù shàng gōng gòng cè suǒ
[09:10.930] They never have any paper in there. lǐ miàn dōu méi yǒu wèi shēng zhǐ
[09:13.130] So my rule is," No tissue, no tushy." suǒ yǐ wǒ jué dìng méi yǒu miàn zhǐ jiù bù xū xū
[09:22.440] Well, if everybody' s going.... jì rán dà jiā dū xià chē le
[09:25.910] Don' t close it! The keys are in there! bié guān mén! yào shi zài lǐ miàn
[09:30.450] What' s going on? My lighter' s in there! zěn me le? dǎ huǒ jī zài lǐ miàn
[09:40.160] Damn! The tailpipe' s not hot enough to light this. mā de pái qì guǎn bù gòu tàng, diǎn bù zháo
[09:44.900] I can open this. Anybody got a coat hanger? wǒ huì kāi mén, shuí yǒu yī jià?
[09:47.870] Oh, I do. wǒ yǒu
[09:48.900] No, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. bú duì, zǎo shàng chuān yī fu shí ná diào le
[09:54.370] So if your parents hadn' t divorced... yào shì nǐ de fù mǔ méi yǒu lí hūn
[09:56.410] ... you' d be able to answer a question like a normal person? nǐ jiù néng zhèng cháng de huí dá wèn tí?
[10:01.450] Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. wǒ xū yào tiě sī lèi de dōng xī bǎ tā qiào kāi
[10:05.180] One of you give me your bra underwire. bǎ nǐ men nèi yī de gāng sī gěi wǒ
[10:09.550] Come on! Who has the biggest boobs? kuài, shuí de xiōng bù zuì dà?
[10:13.590] Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra and wire. xiōng bù zuì dà, nèi yī de gāng sī yě zuì zhǎng
[10:17.630] No! It' s too expensive! bú yào hěn guì yé
[10:19.930] To get back in the car, we need that wire. yǒu gāng sī cái néng huí chē shàng
[10:27.940] Monica' s are the biggest. mó nī kǎ zuì dà
[10:31.710] These tiny little nonbreasts? Please! It' s gotta be Rachel. zhè liǎng lì xiǎo hóng dòu? bài tuō! jué duì shì ruì qiū
[10:37.280] No, mine are deceptively small. bú duì, wǒ de shì piàn rén de
[10:39.450] I mean, I actually sometimes stuff my bra. wǒ yǒu shí hou hái huì diàn dōng xī
[10:44.220] Well, then, your bra would still be big. suǒ yǐ nǐ de nèi yī hái shì hěn dà
[10:47.460] No, I stuff outside the bra. wǒ dōu diàn zài nèi yī wài miàn
[10:53.460] Phoebe, Rachel, take off Monica' s bra. fēi bǐ ruì qiū tuō le mó nī kǎ de xiōng zhào
[11:03.810] What are you doing? There' s a trash can right there. nǐ gàn shén me? nà lǐ jiù yǒu lā jī tǒng
[11:07.580] I thought if I littered, that crying lndian might come by and save us. wǒ xiǎng yǐn lái yìn dì ān rén zhè yàng jiù yǒu jiù le
[11:14.850] There. ná qù
[11:16.520] Thank you, Phoebe. That' s very, very generous. fēi bǐ, xiè le, nǐ zhēn dà fāng
[11:20.490] Now, let' s decide who has the nicest ass. xiàn zài lái bǐ shuí de pì gǔ qiào
[11:25.800] And there you go! shàng chē ba
[11:33.200] Well, at least let me smoke it to the good part! zhì shǎo ràng wǒ shuǎng yī xià
[11:49.000] What' s going on? What? zěn me gǎo de? zěn me le?
[11:53.690] So you know how to fix it? Yep. Put more gas in. nà nǐ huì xiū luó? huì, jiā yóu
[12:06.340] Hi. What are you doing here? nǐ zěn me lái le?
[12:08.640] I was wondering, when you and I split up... wǒ zài xiǎng, wǒ men fēn shǒu shí
[12:11.180] ... did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M. A. S. H... nǐ yǒu méi yǒu fèn dào yī juàn dài zi lù le zuì hòu yī jí de" wài kē yī shēng"
[12:15.480] ... and half the hostages coming home? hé rén zhì huí guó de xīn wén?
[12:19.080] But now it' s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home. xiàn zài shì sū shān hé wǒ yóu mò xī gē hé rén zhì huí guó de xīn wén
[12:23.420] Where' s Ben? bān ne?
[12:24.490] He' s sleeping. zài shuì jiào
[12:27.930] Is this a bad time? wǒ lái de bú shì shí hòu?
[12:30.090] Yeah, actually. Susan' s gonna be here any minute. méi cuò, sū shān mǎ shàng jiù yào lái le
[12:33.160] It' s kind of an anniversary. jīn tiān shì gè jì niàn rì
[12:35.430] I thought you guys got married in January. nǐ men bú shì yī yuè jié hūn?
[12:38.100] A different kind of anniversary. shì lìng yí gè jì niàn rì
[12:44.680] So anyway zǒng zhī
[12:46.610] Candles, champagne.... là zhú xiāng bīn
[12:51.850] ... because love lasts forever, you know? yīn wèi ài shì yǒng héng de
[12:55.220] There' s nothing like it in this life. Money in the bank. shén me yě bǐ bù shǎng ài qíng kě kào
[12:58.690] So Rachel and I broke up. ruì qiū hé wǒ fēn shǒu le
[13:06.030] You know what? nǐ zhī dào ma?
[13:07.260] I wanna talk about this so much... wǒ hěn xiǎng péi nǐ liáo yī liáo
[13:09.530] ... but when we can really get into it. dàn yào zhǎo gè néng cháng tán de shí jiān
[13:12.070] You free for dinner tomorrow? I' d love that. míng tiān wǎn cān kě yǐ ma? tài hǎo le
[13:14.540] Me too. wǒ yě shì
[13:15.710] I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. yī qiè dōu shì yīn wèi ruì qiū zhǎo dào xīn gōng zuò
[13:21.810] Triple A can pick us up. qì chē xié huì kě yǐ lái zài wǒ men
[13:26.120] Freemont. fú lì méng tè
[13:27.150] Westmont. wēi sī méng tè
[13:29.050] Westberg? wēi sī bǎi gé?
[13:30.090] Why are you answering? bù zhī dào jiù bié shuō
[13:33.220] Do you know what route we' re on? wǒ men zài nǎ tiáo lù shàng?
[13:35.160] We are definitely on Route 27. jué duì shì 27 hào gōng lù
[13:38.400] We are at a rest stop on Route 27 wǒ men zài 27 hào gōng lù yí gè xiū xī zhàn
[13:41.600] There is no Route 27. méi yǒu 27 hào gōng lù
[13:43.570] Either 93 or 76. I don' t know. bú shì 93 hào jiù shì 76 hào wǒ bù zhī dào
[13:46.340] I always slept in the back when we drove here. wǒ měi cì lái dōu zài hòu zuò shuì jiào
[13:50.010] Can you just send someone up and down 76 and check every rest stop? néng bù néng qǐng rén yán zhe 76 hào gōng lù zhǎo?
[13:55.010] And also 93? hái yǒu 93 hào gōng lù?
[13:59.650] No, they don' t do that. tā men bù gàn
[14:04.590] Somebody will come and save us. yí dìng huì yǒu rén lái jiù wǒ men
[14:06.660] Who? Have you seen a car in the last hour and a half? shuí? zhè yí gè bàn xiǎo shí yǒu chē zi jīng guò ma?
[14:10.260] We should call Ross. Maybe he can get a car to get us. yīng gāi zhǎo luó sī tā kě yǐ jiè chē lái zài wǒ men
[14:13.600] I am not getting in a car with Ross! wǒ bú yào gēn luó sī tóng chē
[14:16.100] We will just have to... wǒ men bì xū
[14:18.100] ... Iive here! hào zài zhè lǐ
[14:20.470] But it' s so cold. No! dàn shì hǎo lěng bù xíng
[14:22.170] I won' t get in a car with him. Think of something else. wǒ bù gēn tā tóng chē, xiǎng bié de bàn fǎ
[14:25.940] Joey and Chandler are back! qiáo yī hé qián dé huí lái le
[14:30.610] So the " going for help" went well? qiú yuán guò chéng hěn shùn lì?
[14:33.380] Smokey Joe here got halfway to the highway and collapsed. lǎo yān qiāng zǒu dào yī bàn jiù guà le
[14:37.490] I have the lung capacity of a 2yearold. wǒ de fèi huó liàng gēn liǎng suì xiǎo hái yí yàng
[14:40.490] Then why are you smoking? nà nǐ wèi shí me yào chōu yān?
[14:42.130] It' s very unsettling. wǒ hěn bù ān
[14:47.030] Right? I mean, it' s pretty unbelievable. duì ba? zhēn shì tài chě le
[14:49.870] They just took off, without even looking back. tā men jiù zhè yàng tóu yě bù huí de chū fā
[14:54.240] I don' t need them. I' ve got you guys now as friends. wǒ bù xū yào tā men wǒ yǒu nǐ men zhèi xiē péng yǒu
[14:57.880] You and Susan. nǐ hé sū shān
[14:59.640] Susan will be so pleased. sū shān huì hěn gāo xìng
[15:04.010] Sevenoneseven? 717?
[15:05.820] Where' s 717? 717 shì nǎ lǐ?
[15:10.050] You have more of these for Susan, right? nǐ yǒu bāng sū shān liú ba?
[15:12.390] No, but that' s okay. méi yǒu, bù guò méi guān xì
[15:14.060] I' ll just put out pickles or something. hái yǒu suān huáng guā kě yǐ chī
[15:20.900] Ross, thank God! Pheebs? luó sī, xiè tiān xiè dì fēi bǐ?
[15:23.000] Why are you whispering? wèi shí me zhè me xiǎo shēng?
[15:25.070] I ate a bug. wǒ chī le yì zhī chóng zi
[15:28.110] Hey, Rach! The tampons here are only a penny. ruì qiū, zhè lǐ de mián tiáo zhǐ yào yī máo qián
[15:31.080] Let' s stock up. wǒ men mǎi lái tún jī
[15:33.840] We' re out of gas and don' t know where we are so we can' t get a tow truck. wǒ men méi yóu le, yòu bù zhī dào fāng wèi méi bàn fǎ jiào tuō chē
[15:39.280] Now you want a favor? xiàn zài xū yào bāng máng le?
[15:41.250] Yes, please. duì, bài tuō
[15:42.290] I' m sorry your car broke down, Pheebs... hěn bào qiàn nǐ men de chē zi guà le
[15:45.120] ... but I' m too busy with some of my real friends right now. dàn shì wǒ máng zhe gēn zhēn péng yǒu lián luò gǎn qíng
[15:48.530] But please call to let me know you got home safely. děng nǐ men ān quán dào jiā, jì de tōng zhī wǒ
[15:51.560] Phoebe, hang on a second. fēi bǐ, děng yī xià
[15:53.700] Take my car. Get your friends. kāi wǒ de chē qù jiē nǐ péng yǒu
[15:55.570] No, I won' t pick them up. wǒ cái bú yào qù jiē tā men
[15:57.430] We both know you' ll do it, because you' re not a jerk. wǒ men dōu zhī dào nǐ huì qù yīn wèi nǐ bú shì hún dàn
[16:00.700] So you can sulk here for half an hour, then go get them... nǐ dǐng duō zài mà gè bàn xiǎo shí hái shì huì qù jiē tā men
[16:03.910] ... or save time and sulk in the car. Rachel doesn' t bù rú jié shěng shí jiān qù chē shàng mà ruì qiū bú huì
[16:07.040] I' m sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark... hěn yí hàn ruì qiū wèi le mǎ kè shuǎi le nǐ
[16:09.410] ... and you' re the innocent victim in this. nǐ shì wú gū de shòu hài zhě
[16:12.220] But don' t punish your friends for what Rachel did. dàn bú yào wèi le ruì qiū qiān nù nǐ de péng yǒu
[16:17.420] Yeah, you' re right. nǐ shuō de duì
[16:19.260] Phoebe, hang on. Ross wants to say something. fēi bǐ, děng yī xià, luó sī yào gēn nǐ shuō
[16:22.160] What? shén me?
[16:23.290] You slept with someone else? nǐ gēn bié rén shàng chuáng?
[16:26.830] We were on a break! wǒ men dāng shí zài fēn shǒu zhuàng tài
[16:30.000] We were wǒ men
[16:32.170] Where are you? I' ll find you. nǐ men zài nǎ lǐ? wǒ qù zhǎo
[16:35.570] You slept with another woman? nǐ gēn bié de nǚ rén shàng chuáng?
[16:37.270] Oh, you' re one to talk. nǐ hái gǎn shuō
[16:44.350] Okay, done! hǎo le
[16:48.320] What' s " pleh"? shén me shì" mìng jiù"?
[16:50.420] That' s " help" spelled backwards... jiù shì" jiù mìng" fǎn guò lái
[16:52.820] ... so that the helicopters can read it from the air. hǎo ràng zhí shēng jī shàng de rén kàn de dǒng
[16:58.160] What' s " dufus" spelled backwards? " dāi zi" fǎn guò lái zěn me xiě?
[17:03.300] Car! Car! yǒu chē zi!
[17:07.940] Oh, it' s Ross on one of his drives! luó sī chū lái dōu fēng le
[17:12.380] What is he doing here? tā lái gàn shén me?
[17:14.510] He is saving your butt. tā lái jiù nǐ men yī mìng
[17:16.680] Unless I' m stepping on some toes here... chú fēi wǒ rě dào le mǒu gè rén
[17:21.050] I have plenty of people to help on the interstate. zhōu jì gōng lù shàng yǒu hěn duō rén xū yào bāng zhù
[17:23.720] Come on! We need your help, please! bié zhè yàng wǒ men xū yào nǐ
[17:26.320] Fine! Fine! hǎo hǎo hǎo
[17:32.230] Oh, no! Now it' s not gonna make any sense. wán le, bié rén huì kàn bu dǒng
[17:37.500] You guys... wèi
[17:39.300] ... what do we do about Ross? He drove all the way up here. luó sī zěn me bàn? tā dà lǎo yuǎn pǎo lái
[17:42.510] Just send him back, then we' ll go skiing? nán dào yào jiào tā huí qù wǒ men zì jǐ qù huá xuě?
[17:45.010] This is horrible. It' s just horrible. fán sǐ le
[17:48.510] Should we ask Ross to come along? yào zhǎo luó sī yì qǐ qù ma?
[17:50.880] But what about Rachel? How are we gonna even ask her? nà ruì qiū ne? yào zěn me xiàng tā kāi kǒu?
[17:54.220] Ask me what? kāi shén me kǒu?
[17:58.590] If it might be okay if Ross came skiing? luó sī néng bù néng qù huá xuě?
[18:01.930] No, I wasn' t gonna ask that. wǒ cái méi yǒu yào wèn
[18:06.430] You guys are unbelievable. No, he cannot come! nǐ men tài chě le bù xíng, tā bù néng qù
[18:09.730] Excuse me? It' s horrible! shén me? fán sǐ le
[18:12.440] Oh, please? Can' t I come to your special, magical cabin? qiú qiú nǐ, ràng wǒ qù nǐ de shén qí xiǎo wū
[18:17.570] Why would you even want to come? You' re a horrible skier. nǐ qù gàn shén me? nǐ huá xuě huá de hěn làn
[18:21.550] Hitting me where it hurts! My ski skills! zhēn shì shuō dào wǒ de tòng chù a!
[18:25.380] Here we go again. yòu lái le
[18:26.750] I can' t handle this, you guys. wǒ méi bàn fǎ chǔ lǐ
[18:28.590] I can handle it. " Handle" is my middle name. wǒ yǒu bàn fǎ " chǔ lǐ" shì wǒ de míng zì
[18:31.060] Actually, it' s the middle part of my first name. wǒ de míng zì qù tóu qù wěi jiù shì chǔ lǐ
[18:36.260] All right, Pheebs, your cab' s ready. fēi bǐ, nǐ de chē zi hǎo le
[18:38.600] Let' s go. zǒu ba
[18:40.460] You' re welcome. bù kè qì
[18:41.570] I' m sorry. Were you speaking to me, or sleeping with someone else? bào qiàn, nǐ zài gēn wǒ shuō huà hái shì gēn bié rén shàng chuáng?
[18:46.600] We were on a break! wǒ men dāng shí fēn shǒu le
[18:48.040] Why don' t you just put that on your answering machine? nǐ gān cuì zài dá lù jī lǐ liú zhè jù huà
[18:51.810] It' s valid, and I' m not the only one who thinks so. běn lái jiù shì, bù zhǐ wǒ zhè me xiǎng
[18:54.880] Monica agrees with me. mó nī kǎ yě tóng yì
[18:56.810] What? shén me?
[18:58.780] I don' t know. wǒ bù zhī dào
[19:01.450] You said it last night. nǐ zuó wǎn shuō de
[19:03.220] What I said was that I understood. wǒ shì shuō wǒ néng lǐ jiě
[19:06.720] Joey is the one who agreed with you. qiáo yī cái rèn tóng nǐ
[19:10.130] Really, Joey? shì ma, qiáo yī?
[19:13.000] What? shén me?
[19:15.130] You know what? There is no right or wrong here. zhè jiàn shì méi yǒu duì cuò
[19:18.440] I think it' s very obvious who' s wrong here. wǒ jué de cuò de shì shuí hěn míng xiǎn
[19:21.140] Obviously not to Joey. qiáo yī bù zhè me xiǎng
[19:25.910] What? shén me?
[19:27.780] Joey and Monica feel the way I do! You and this innocent puppy act! qiáo yī hé mó nī kǎ gēn wǒ gǎn jué yí yàng nǐ zhǐ huì zhuāng wú gū
[19:32.920] Hey, guess who I am? nǐ men cāi wǒ zài xué shuí?
[19:45.360] Look what you' re doing to Chandler! nǐ men bǎ qián dé hài de duō cǎn!
[19:51.200] Look. We know that this is really, really hard for you guys. tīng zhe, wǒ men zhī dào nǐ men dōu hěn nán shòu
[19:56.110] You don' t have to love each other. nǐ men bù bì ài duì fāng
[19:58.310] You don' t even have to like each other much right now. nǐ men xiàn zài shèn zhì bù bì xǐ huān duì fāng
[20:02.180] But please, find a way to be around each other. dàn shì qǐng shè fǎ hé píng xiāng chǔ
[20:05.220] And not put us in the middle. bié ràng wǒ men zuǒ yòu wéi nán
[20:08.050] Otherwise, I mean, that' s just it for us hanging out together. fǒu zé wǒ men yǐ hòu jiù bù yòng zài yì qǐ le
[20:13.290] Is that what you want? nǐ men zhēn de xiǎng zhè yàng?
[20:17.230] Can you be civil? jiǎng lǐ yì diǎn hǎo ma?
[20:22.070] I can. wǒ kě yǐ
[20:24.640] Good, let' s get back in the car. It' s freezing... hěn hǎo, huí chē shàng ba, lěng sǐ le
[20:27.700] ... and my chest is unsupported. wǒ de xiōng bù yòu diào zài nà biān
[20:30.510] Wait a second! děng yī xià
[20:31.880] I mean, what are we doing? Who' s going with who? xiàn zài shì zěn yàng? shuí yào gēn shuí zǒu?
[20:38.720] Look, you guys should go. nǐ men qù ba
[20:42.520] You know, you planned this all out... nǐ men dōu jì huà hǎo le
[20:46.590] ... and I don' t wanna ruin it. So just go. wǒ bù xiǎng pò huài, nǐ men qù ba
[20:49.430] You drove all the way up here. nǐ dà lǎo yuǎn kāi chē lái
[20:51.730] I' ve got to take the car back anyway. fǎn zhèng wǒ dé qù hái chē
[20:54.200] I' m spending all day tomorrow with Ben. wǒ míng tiān yī zhěng tiān dū yào péi bān
[20:56.600] It' s fine, okay? Just go. No guilt, I promise. méi guān xì, nǐ men qù ba bú yào yǒu zuì è gǎn, zhēn de
[21:02.870] Thank you. xiè xiè
[21:06.380] We' ll call you when we get back. huí qù zài dǎ diàn huà gěi nǐ
[21:08.580] Maybe we can, like, go to a movie or something. wǒ men kě yǐ qù kàn diàn yǐng
[21:12.020] Or the rodeo! huò shì qù kàn mǎ shù biǎo yǎn
[21:15.520] That would be great. tīng qǐ lái bù cuò
[21:18.620] I was being Shelley Winters from The Poseidon Adventure. wǒ zài xué" hǎi shén hào" xuě lì wēn tè sī
[21:24.090] I know. wǒ zhī dào
[21:33.540] Bye! zài jiàn
[22:00.330] Hi. Sorry I' m late. bào qiàn zhè me wǎn
[22:02.270] Were you sleeping? nǐ zài shuì jiào?
[22:04.700] Oh, great. nà jiù hǎo
[22:07.340] I had to get you a new battery. I got the best I could. nǐ de chē zi dé huàn diàn chí wǒ huàn le yí gè zuì hǎo de
[22:10.840] You don' t want to skimp there. zhè zhǒng qián bù néng shěng
[22:12.880] You' re a genius. nǐ zhēn cōng míng
[22:14.240] It came to about 112. huā le 112 yuán
[22:19.750] I' ll pay you tomorrow. Bye! míng tiān gěi nǐ, zài jiàn
[22:22.020] So they all took off. tā men dōu zǒu le
[22:24.760] It was pretty hard watching them go, you know? kàn tā men lí kāi mán nán shòu de
[22:28.090] Yeah, okay. Bye. hǎo, zài jiàn
[22:33.700] So I' m gonna take off then. nà wǒ zǒu luó
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