| [00:04.-1] | How much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? 如果我把整罐橄榄吃光 你要给我多少钱？ |
| [00:20.-2] | I have a date with diplomat I met... 我昨天在联合国外做免费按摩 认识一个外交官 |
| [02:59.-3] | Hi,guys. I haven't seen you since this morning. 我从早上就没看见你们了 |
| [04:26.-1] | Thank you very much. 非常谢谢你 |
| [05:36.-1] | Is Rach in her room? 瑞秋在房间里吗？ |
| [06:04.-1] | -Hey,honey. -Oh,hi. 嘿，亲爱的 嗨 |
| [06:32.-2] | You know,he's kind of cute. 他长得挺帅的 |
| [06:34.-2] | Like,"really kind of cute"? 你说挺帅的是真的很帅？ |
| [06:36.-2] | Or "kind of cute" like your friend Spackle-Back Larry? 还是跟你的朋友 泥浆背赖瑞一样帅？ |
| [07:07.-2] | Yes,vividly. 记得很清楚 |
| [09:04.-3] | Well,you said you couldn't go out,so.... 你说你不能出去，所以… |
| [09:07.-3] | You brought a picnic! What a boyfriend. 你带了野餐篮 真是个好男朋友 |
| [10:02.-4] | Sorry. As I was saying, the store number is wrong. 对不起 我刚才说商店号码是错的 |
| [10:32.-1] | You're not listening. I don't have time to stop. 你没有听我说话 我没有空 |
| [12:24.-4] | Well,neither do l! 我也不知道 |
| [13:29.-4] | It's the dinosaur guy! 研究恐龙的人来了 |
| [13:55.-1] | Yo,Chloe! Do you have a quarter for the condom machine? 克萝伊，你有铜板吗？ 我要买保险套 |
| [14:33.-1] | IKnock,knock,knock. 敲… |
| [16:33.-2] | It's for me. 是我要吃的 |
| [20:07.-1] | It would be my pleasure. 这是我的荣幸 |
| [22:18.-1] | Ameri-can. 美国… |
| [00:07.29] | I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me $2.95. 我一块钱也不给 但你欠我两块九毛五 |
| [00:11.39] | Done. 成交 |
| [00:14.33] | I need an atlas! I need an atlas! 我需要地图… |
| [00:16.59] | Why? Do you have a report due? 干嘛？你要交报告？ |
| [00:22.23] | ...while I was giving free massages outside the U. N. 我要跟他约会 |
| [00:25.57] | And I don't know where his country is. 我不知道他是哪个国家的人 |
| [00:28.14] | Let's start with the free massages at the U.N. 先说你为什么要在联合国 做免费按摩服务 |
| [00:30.78] | It's my new thing. I figure, "Bodies at peace make peace." 这是我的新目标，我认为 平和的身体可以缔造和平 |
| [00:36.48] | You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing. 你搞不好会得第一座 诺贝尔按摩奖 |
| [00:40.12] | So what country is this guy from? 这傢伙是哪个国家的人？ |
| [00:46.32] | There's a "g" in there. 里面有个“G” |
| [00:49.29] | Where's that? 这个国家在哪里？ |
| [00:50.40] | In your atlas! 在你的地图上 |
| [00:52.63] | I don't have an atlas. 我没有地图 |
| [00:54.10] | But wait,I do have a globe. Hold on. 不过等等 我有地球仪，等一下 |
| [00:57.14] | So what's this guy like? 他是什么样的人？ |
| [00:59.60] | Well,he's very... 他很… |
| [01:01.64] | ...dashing,you know? 有冲劲 |
| [01:03.31] | And very,very sophisticated. 而且非常练达 |
| [01:05.18] | And he doesn't speak English... 他不会讲英文 |
| [01:07.08] | ... but his translator says he totally gets me. 但他的翻译说 他对我意乱情迷 |
| [01:11.02] | Okay,here you go. 好，来了 |
| [01:12.68] | What is this? 这是什么？ |
| [01:15.92] | It's a globe. 地球仪 |
| [01:18.52] | And a pencil sharpener. 也是削铅笔机 |
| [01:22.16] | Need anything copied? I'm going to the Xerox place. 有什么要影印的吗？ 我要到影印店去 |
| [01:25.13] | No,thanks. 不用了，谢谢 |
| [01:26.30] | Just give me anything I can make two of. 随便给我什么拿去影印就好 |
| [01:30.17] | If you have nothing to copy, why go there? 如果你没有东西要影印 干嘛要去？ |
| [01:32.64] | Are you just gonna gawk at that girl... 你又要去看那个… |
| [01:34.74] | ...with the bellybutton ring again? 钉了肚脐环的女孩？ |
| [01:37.24] | You wanna come? 要一起去吗？ |
| [01:42.58] | The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break 本集播出： “罗斯和瑞秋分手” |
| [02:33.16] | Come on,Chloe. Finish with your customer first. 快，克萝伊 先把你的顾客解决掉 |
| [02:36.57] | Come on,Chloe. Come on,Chloe! 快点，克萝伊… |
| [02:39.94] | Can I help you? 要影印吗？ |
| [02:43.27] | We're having second thoughts about our copying needs. 我们改变主意了 |
| [02:47.55] | And we'll need more time to think about it. 还需要时间考虑要影印什么 |
| [02:51.25] | Chloe,switch with me. Some guys have a crush on you. 克萝伊，跟我换 有人迷上你了 |
| [02:56.35] | Okay,that hurt us. 好，真是伤人 |
| [03:02.76] | Well... 这个嘛… |
| [03:06.43] | ...you know. 你知道… |
| [03:09.23] | What are you doing tomorrow? 你们明天有事吗？ |
| [03:11.90] | Both of us? 我们两个？ |
| [03:13.64] | Maybe. Does that scare you? 也许吧，害怕了吗？ |
| [03:20.88] | Relax. Isaac's deejaying at The Philly. 别紧张，艾塞克在 菲力酒吧当DJ |
| [03:23.82] | -You should come. -We'll be there. 你们应该来听听看 我们会的 |
| [03:26.05] | Great. I'll see you then. 太好了，到时候见 |
| [03:28.59] | All right! Rock on. 好啊，摇摇摇 |
| [03:43.23] | He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home. 他说和你散步，让他觉得 仿佛这个城就是他的家 |
| [03:49.47] | Me too. Although this city is my home. 我也是，虽然这里 本来就是我家 |
| [03:52.41] | So that's dumb,what I said. Don't tell him I said that. 我说的是蠢话 别跟他说是我说的 |
| [03:56.48] | You make something up. 你自己乱盖吧 |
| [04:08.00] | Nice! Thank you. 很好，谢谢 |
| [04:10.76] | This is me,here. 我家到了 |
| [04:22.44] | Your eyes are very pretty. 你的眼睛好美 |
| [04:28.61] | Oh,thank you. 谢谢 |
| [04:39.02] | He would like to kiss you. 他想吻你 |
| [04:44.83] | You don't have to do that now. 你不必麻烦了 |
| [04:47.50] | No,no,not him! No,you don't. 不，我不是说他 不，是你不必麻烦了 |
| [04:54.51] | The moment's over. 时机已经过了 |
| [05:11.52] | There it is,right there. 就在这里 |
| [05:13.22] | It's small. 好小 |
| [05:15.56] | Yeah,but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks... 对，但塞尔吉说 德军花了六星期 |
| [05:18.63] | ...to get all the way across it. 才横跨国境 |
| [05:21.57] | So you had fun? 你开心吗？ |
| [05:23.84] | Except for,you know, when you're on a date... 只可惜约会的时候… |
| [05:26.37] | ...and you're getting along great... 虽然非常愉快… |
| [05:28.37] | ... but the guy's translator keeps getting in the way? 但他的翻译碍手碍脚 |
| [05:37.88] | She's still at work, but she said to call her. 她还没下班 但叫你打电话给她 |
| [05:40.55] | Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this? 她又要放我鸽子了？ 她怎么可以这样？ |
| [05:43.92] | What about our anniversary? 我们的周年纪念日怎么办？ |
| [05:45.76] | This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. 我对这件事只知道这么多 |
| [05:49.76] | "Call Rachel." “打电话给瑞秋” |
| [05:52.03] | What's that on the bottom? 底下是什么？ |
| [05:53.56] | That's my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat. 是我的涂鸦 戴高顶礼帽的瓢虫 |
| [05:57.90] | She's fancy. 很漂亮 |
| [06:05.44] | What's going on? 怎么回事？ |
| [06:06.94] | Shipping had a disaster. I've gotta get this order in. 运货出了大问题 我得把这批货弄到 |
| [06:10.32] | I'm so sorry,but it looks like I'll be here all night. 对不起，不过看样子 我要开通宵了 |
| [06:14.22] | What? Well,how about I come up there? 什么？那我过来好不好？ |
| [06:16.92] | No,honey,please. I just have too much to deal with. 不要，亲爱的，拜托 我要处理的事情太多了 |
| [06:20.89] | Anyway,I'm going out with Sergei again tonight,and.... 反正我今晚要跟塞尔吉出去… |
| [06:24.46] | Could you be the translator's date... 你能不能当翻译的女伴 |
| [06:26.46] | ...so that when we want to be alone... 这样我们想独处的时候 |
| [06:28.57] | ...you two can split off? 你们两个可以离开？ |
| [06:39.41] | Don't call him that. 别这样说他 |
| [06:41.28] | His name is Spackle-Back Harry. 他叫做泥浆背哈利 |
| [06:45.85] | “中央咖啡厅” |
| [06:48.15] | Maybe we should get going. 我们该出发了 |
| [06:49.75] | What time did Chloe say to get there? 克萝伊说几点到？ |
| [06:51.76] | -10:30. -What time is it now? 十点半 现在几点了？ |
| [06:54.53] | 4:30. 四点半 |
| [06:56.86] | So we'll hang out. 我们再等等好了 |
| [07:03.60] | Remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us? 记得她提过 我们三个人那回事吗？ |
| [07:09.94] | -She was kidding about that,right? -Yeah,I think so. 她是开玩笑的吧？ 我想是的 |
| [07:18.18] | Yeah,I think so. 我想也是 |
| [07:20.69] | God,it'd be weird if that situation presented itself tonight. 老天，如果今晚出现 这种场面那就太诡异了 |
| [07:25.89] | Yeah,I mean... 对，我是说… |
| [07:28.39] | ...what would we do? 我们该怎么办？ |
| [07:33.00] | Dude,I don't know. 我可不知道 |
| [07:36.17] | She was kidding. 她是开玩笑的 |
| [07:37.50] | She was.... 她是… |
| [07:39.47] | Just in case,we should have some ground rules. 我们应该订下基本规则 以备不时之需 |
| [07:42.37] | Yeah. For sure. 对，那当然 |
| [07:44.48] | You probably want the first one to be, "Never open your eyes." 最重要的原则就是 “绝对不要张开眼睛” |
| [07:49.88] | Because you don't want to be doing something... 因为最好不要 在你做什么的时候… |
| [07:53.38] | ...and then look up,right? 抬头一看，对不对？ |
| [07:56.49] | And see something that you don't want to be seeing. 看到你不想看的东西 |
| [08:00.49] | Good call. Nice. 说得好… |
| [08:01.76] | Hold it! Hold it! 等等… |
| [08:05.10] | What if my eyes are closed,and... 万一我的眼睛闭上以后 |
| [08:09.07] | ...and my hand is out there.... 我的手在那里… |
| [08:12.74] | Okay,eyes open at all times! 好，眼睛从头到晚都张开 |
| [08:19.21] | How do we decide where we... 我们怎么决定… |
| [08:23.18] | ...you know,each would... 哪个人… |
| [08:24.62] | ...you know... 要在… |
| [08:26.78] | ... be? 哪里？ |
| [08:27.85] | Right. Well,you know, we could flip for it. 对，你知道 我们可以丢铜板决定 |
| [08:31.42] | I guess. But like, what's heads and what's tails? 我想也是，不过头 和字分别代表什么？ |
| [08:36.79] | If you don't know that, I don't want to do this with you. 如果连这个都不知道 我也不想跟你一起上了 |
| [08:43.53] | No,no. I am looking at a purchase order here... 不…订单就在我面前 |
| [08:47.07] | ...that shows we ordered the Riviera bikini... 上面说我们订的 里耶维拉比基尼 |
| [08:49.77] | ...in a variety of sizes and colors 各种尺寸和颜色都有 |
| [08:54.38] | What does it matter what I'm wearing? 这跟我穿什么有何相干？ |
| [08:57.42] | Could I speak to your supervisor? Thank you. 可以请你的主管过来吗？ 谢谢 |
| [09:00.82] | Hi. 嗨 |
| [09:02.29] | My God! What are you doing here? 我的天，你来干什么？ |
| [09:10.39] | That's it. On Monday,I start wearing makeup. 够了，星期一我要开始化妆 |
| [09:14.47] | Honey,this is very nice, but I've got a crisis. 亲爱的，你很体帖 但我现在大难临头 |
| [09:17.67] | But I've got couscous! 但我现在小米当前 |
| [09:20.74] | Honey, I know it's our anniversary... 亲爱的，对不起 我知道今天是我们周年纪念 |
| [09:23.41] | ... but I told you on the phone, I don't have time to stop. 但我在电话上跟你说过 我没有时间停下来 |
| [09:27.08] | You don't have to stop. I'm invisible. I'm not here. 你不必停下来 我是隐形人，看不到… |
| [09:30.78] | Yeah,but I don't 对，可是，我不… |
| [09:32.58] | Who approved that order? 是谁批准这批货的？ |
| [09:35.19] | Well,there is no Mark Robinson in this office. 我们这里没有马克罗宾逊 |
| [09:38.76] | -Get Mark on the phone! -I love Mark. Do you know him? 打电话给马克 我喜欢马克，你认识他吗？ |
| [09:43.69] | Let me check that with what I've got. 让我看看… |
| [09:46.13] | See,038 is not the number for this store. 038 is Atlanta. 038不是本店的号码 是亚特兰大的号码 |
| [09:55.04] | Pepper? 胡椒？ |
| [09:58.04] | None for me. 我不用 |
| [09:59.31] | Okay,sorry! 好，对不起 |
| [10:05.18] | And I'm sorry,but 对不起，可是… |
| [10:06.65] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [10:15.56] | I have to call you back. I've got Shemp in my office. 我待会儿再打给你 我这里一团乱 |
| [10:22.37] | -What are you doing? -I'm sorry. 你这是干嘛？ 对不起 |
| [10:24.64] | But somebody's off the phone! How about a glass of wine... 但你电话讲完了 喝杯酒吧？ |
| [10:28.37] | ... by the fire? I can get it going again.... 围着炉火对饮 我可以再把火升起来 |
| [10:35.15] | -You don't have 10 minutes? -I don't have 10 minutes! 你连十分钟都没有？ 我连十分钟都没有 |
| [10:38.25] | -Sophie,does she have 10 minutes? -I told you,I don't! 苏菲，她有十分钟时间吗？ 我说过没有 |
| [10:42.15] | Don't yell. This is the most I've seen you all week. 别对我吼 我一个礼拜没见到你了 |
| [10:45.72] | Look,I cannot do this right now. I've got a deadline! 听好了，我现在没空理你 我的交货时间到了 |
| [10:50.09] | Go home and we'll talk later. 回家去，我们回头再说 |
| [10:52.20] | -Yeah,but wait! -Goodbye! 好，可是等一下… 再见 |
| [11:01.51] | Actually,that's our three-hole punch. 刚才那个是我们的三洞打孔机 |
| [11:11.22] | Hi. 嗨 |
| [11:12.88] | Look,about what happened earlier 刚才的事… |
| [11:15.39] | I completely understand. You were stressed. 我完全了解 你的压力很大 |
| [11:22.36] | I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me. 我本来要给你机会向我道歉 |
| [11:25.90] | For letting you throw me out of your office? 为你把我赶出办公室而抱歉？ |
| [11:28.83] | You had no right coming down to my office. 你没有权利到我办公室来 |
| [11:32.07] | You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work... 你不能带着野餐篮 到人家的办公室 |
| [11:35.87] | ... unless they're a park ranger! 除非这个人是公园管理员 |
| [11:40.44] | Excuse me for wanting to be with my girl on our anniversary. 原谅我只想在周年纪念日 跟女朋友在一起 |
| [11:44.28] | Boy,what an ass am l! 老天，我真是混蛋 |
| [11:47.08] | But I told you I didn't have the time! 但我说过我没有时间 |
| [11:50.12] | Well,you never have the time. 你一直都没时间 |
| [11:52.06] | I don't feel like I have a girlfriend anymore. 我觉得自己 好像根本没有女朋友 |
| [11:54.69] | Do you want me to quit my job... 你是不是要我辞职… |
| [11:56.79] | ...so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? 好让你觉得自己有女朋友？ |
| [11:59.56] | It would nice if you'd realize that it's just a job. 我只希望你了解 这只是一份工作 |
| [12:03.70] | Just a job? 只是一份工作？ |
| [12:07.94] | It's the first time in my life I'm doing something I care about! 这是我一生中第一次 做我觉得有意义的事 |
| [12:12.04] | The first time I'm doing something I'm good at! 第一次发挥自己的专长 |
| [12:15.48] | If you don't get that 如果你不了解 |
| [12:17.08] | I get that,and I'm happy for you. 我了解，也为你高兴 |
| [12:19.58] | But I'm tired of dating your answering machine! I don't know what to do! 但我受够跟答录机谈恋爱 我不知道该怎么办 |
| [12:27.66] | Is this about Mark? 这是因为马克吗？ |
| [12:30.56] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [12:31.80] | Okay,it's not. 好，不是 |
| [12:32.90] | Oh,my God! 我的老天爷 |
| [12:34.43] | I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again. 我不能老是跟你 为同一件事情吵架 |
| [12:38.90] | You're making this too hard. 你让我受不了 |
| [12:40.77] | I'm making this too hard? What should I do? 我让你受不了？ 你要我怎么做？ |
| [12:43.11] | I don't know! I don't know! Look... 我不知道…这样吧 |
| [12:45.64] | ...maybe we should just take a break! 也许我们应该冷静一下 |
| [12:48.28] | Fine,you're right. Let's take a break. Let's cool off. 很好，你说得对 我们冷静一下 |
| [12:51.85] | Let's get some frozen yogurt or something. 我们去吃冷冻优格吧 |
| [13:00.79] | A break from us. 我们分手吧 |
| [13:16.54] | advances in collating in the past five years. 过去五年来 在核对方面的进步… |
| [13:19.71] | We just got in an X-5000,you know? 我们进了一台X5000 |
| [13:22.01] | The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71. 有了X5000 X50看起来就像X71 |
| [13:31.89] | -Hi,Ross! -Hi,Chloe. 嗨，罗斯 嗨，克萝伊 |
| [13:33.69] | I want you to meet some friends of mine. 介绍你认识我的朋友 |
| [13:38.40] | He's my hero. He'll want to blow stuff up 400 percent. 他是我的偶像 他要把东西放大四倍 |
| [13:42.37] | We say we don't do that. He says, "You gotta." Know what? We did it. 我说我们不印，他说非印不可 结果呢？我们办到了 |
| [13:47.07] | Now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say,"Let's Ross it!" 现在有人要放大四倍 我们就说“罗斯影印来罗” |
| [13:51.08] | And that's the only color that comes in. 而且只有一种颜色 |
| [14:02.15] | What are you doing? I thought tonight's your anniversary dinner. 你怎么回事？ 今晚不是你的周年纪念日吗？ |
| [14:05.76] | A little change of plans. 计划略为改变 |
| [14:07.76] | We're gonna break up instead. 我们打算分手 |
| [14:12.80] | And I can speak a little French. 我会说一点法文 |
| [14:19.74] | Why? What did I say? 怎么了？我说错了什么？ |
| [14:21.64] | Well,you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight. 你刚才问我 今晚要不要跟你上床？ |
| [14:27.34] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [14:28.81] | No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice. 难怪我在莫立斯餐厅 得到这么好的服务 |
| [14:34.52] | Hi. Could you please tell Sergei that I was fascinated... 嗨，麻烦你告诉塞尔吉 我很欣赏… |
| [14:39.26] | ...by what Boutros Boutros-Ghali said in the Times? 布特洛斯布特洛斯盖里 在纽约时报写的文章 |
| [14:46.10] | You didn't say "Boutros Boutros-Ghali." 你没有说 布特洛斯布特洛斯盖里 |
| [14:49.00] | Boutros Boutros-Ghali. 布特洛斯布特洛斯盖里 |
| [14:53.17] | He says he was too. 他说他也是 |
| [14:54.81] | Interesting. 有意思 |
| [14:58.11] | So I was wondering 我在想… |
| [15:00.38] | Before you get all talky again... 趁你们还没开口说话 |
| [15:03.35] | ...could you also please tell Sergei... 麻烦你告诉塞尔吉 |
| [15:07.35] | ...that I really like his suit. 我很喜欢他的西装 |
| [15:22.87] | He said,"Thank you. You look pretty tonight. 他说“谢谢你 你今晚很美” |
| [15:25.84] | Your hair,golden like the sun." So you're a chef? 您的秀发如阳光闪闪发亮 这么说你是个厨师？ |
| [15:30.24] | I'm also thinking of opening up my own restaurant. 我打算自己开一间餐厅 |
| [15:33.08] | Really? 真的？ |
| [15:34.31] | Could I talk to you behind my menu? 跟你说几句悄悄话好吗？ |
| [15:39.25] | What are you doing? 你这是干什么？ |
| [15:40.85] | Well,I was having a conversation. 我在聊天啊 |
| [15:43.05] | Misha's so interested in you,Sergei and I haven't been able to talk at all. 米夏对你非常有意思 塞尔吉跟我根本说不上话 |
| [15:48.56] | You want me to sit silently, while you three converse? 你要我安安静静地坐着 听你们三个人说话？ |
| [15:51.66] | That would be great. Thank you. 那太好了，谢谢你 |
| [16:01.67] | Hi. It's Mark. 嗨，我是马克 |
| [16:05.34] | What? Is it my breath? 怎么？我有口臭吗？ |
| [16:08.38] | Sorry. I just thought you were somebody else. 对不起，我以为是别人打来的 |
| [16:11.28] | I was just gonna leave a message. Isn't tonight your anniversary dinner? 我只是打来留话的 今晚不是你的周年纪念日吗？ |
| [16:19.12] | Rach? Are you okay? 瑞秋？你没事吧？ |
| [16:21.06] | Yeah,I'm fine. 我没事 |
| [16:23.93] | You wanna talk? I can come over. 你想聊聊吗？我可以过来 |
| [16:26.10] | Really,no. Please. That's okay. 真的不必了，没关系 |
| [16:28.77] | All right. I'm coming over with Chinese food. 好，我带中国菜过来 |
| [16:31.27] | I'm not hungry. 我不饿 |
| [16:36.21] | Bye. 再见 |
| [16:41.55] | -So what'll you do? -What can I do? 你打算怎么办？ 我能怎么办？ |
| [16:43.55] | One person wants to break up, you break up. 对方想分手，就只能分手了 |
| [16:46.05] | No way. This is you guys. Call her and work it out. 才不是这么回事 你是男人，打电话去和好 |
| [16:49.65] | We just had this huge fight. Don't I have to wait awhile? 我们刚刚才大吵一架 不用先等一段时间吗？ |
| [16:53.29] | It isn't like swimming after you eat. Pick up the phone! 又不是刚吃完饭 不能游泳，去打电话 |
| [17:02.17] | You know that swimming thing is a myth. 你知道吃完饭不能游泳 其实是个迷思 |
| [17:04.80] | Tell that to my Uncle Lenny. 去跟我蓝尼叔叔说吧 |
| [17:07.24] | Why? What happened to him? 为什么？他怎么了？ |
| [17:09.64] | Nothing. He just really believes in that. 没有怎么了 只不过他非常相信这回事 |
| [17:14.48] | Then we got into this big fight It was awful. 然后我们大吵一架，弄得很僵 |
| [17:17.75] | I told him he treats me like a park ranger,something.... 我说他把我当公园管理员什么的 |
| [17:23.35] | And then... 然后… |
| [17:25.76] | ... I told him I wanted to take a break. 我告诉他我想冷静一下 |
| [17:28.43] | I don't want to take a break. 我不想分开 |
| [17:31.36] | I'm sorry. 我真替你难过 |
| [17:34.00] | Egg roll? 蛋卷？ |
| [17:37.84] | And then I called him and he wasn't there. 然后我打电话给他 他不在家 |
| [17:41.04] | He's probably just out. 他大概只是出去了 |
| [17:42.84] | Thank you,that's very helpful. I'm glad you came over. 谢谢你，你说的话好有用 你来了可真好 |
| [17:52.02] | Hi,it's me. 嗨，是我 |
| [17:53.55] | Oh,I'm so glad you called. 你打来就好了 |
| [17:56.00] | Really? 真的？ |
| [17:57.12] | This is crazy. Don't you think we can work on this? 这太荒谬了，你不觉得 我们可以沟通吗？ |
| [18:01.39] | What do you want to drink? 你想喝什么？ |
| [18:03.56] | Who's that? 那是谁？ |
| [18:06.06] | Nobody? 没有人 |
| [18:08.20] | Is it okay if I finish the apple juice? 我可以把苹果汁喝光吗？ |
| [18:11.40] | Is that Mark? 那是马克吗？ |
| [18:13.70] | Honey,he just came over 亲爱的，他只是过来… |
| [18:15.57] | Yeah,got it! 好，我懂了 |
| [18:22.48] | Hey,Dinosaur Guy! Look at you,so sad. 嘿，恐龙先生 看看你，好伤心 |
| [18:25.38] | Come dance. 来跳舞吧 |
| [18:26.42] | That's okay. Thanks. 没关系，谢谢你 |
| [18:30.19] | You don't have to smile. You just have to dance. 你不必笑 只要跳舞就好了 |
| [18:33.09] | I don't feel like dancing. I feel like having a drink,okay? 我不想跳舞 我想喝酒，好吗？ |
| [18:37.06] | Two beers! 两杯啤酒 |
| [18:40.70] | And the vet said it was time. 兽医跟我说时候到了 |
| [18:43.10] | And so from half a world away... 我在地球的另一端 |
| [18:45.37] | ...while my mother held the phone to his ear... 我母亲把电话拿到它耳朵旁边 |
| [18:48.27] | ... I said goodbye to my dog... 我用七种语言… |
| [18:51.84] | ...in seven languages. 跟我的狗说再见 |
| [18:55.85] | -Could I have a tissue? -Oh,sure. 给我一张面纸好吗？ 没问题 |
| [18:58.08] | I just hope you don't accidentally... 希望你不会不小心… |
| [19:00.52] | ...suck it up through your nose and choke on it. 吸进鼻子里呛死 |
| [19:08.93] | Sergei would like to apologize for my behavior tonight. 塞尔吉为我今晚的言行道歉 |
| [19:14.10] | Well,tell him,"Apology accepted." 跟他说“我接受他的道歉” |
| [19:19.40] | Unbelievable. For the first time in years,someone wants to talk to me. 真没想到，这么多年来 第一次有人想跟我说话 |
| [19:23.94] | But do you think he would let me enjoy that? No! 但你想他会让我 这么好过吗？当然不会 |
| [19:28.21] | You silly diplomat. Why don't you learn some English? 你这个笨外交官 为什么自己不学英文？ |
| [19:33.78] | Excuse me,but isn't he paying for your dinner? 对不起，你的晚餐 不是他付帐的吗？ |
| [19:37.55] | The man's dog just died. 人家的狗才刚过世 |
| [19:57.57] | I have just resigned my post. 我辞职了 |
| [19:59.81] | Will you accompany me to the Rainbow Room? 你愿不愿意陪我到彩虹厅？ |
| [20:02.48] | I have diplomatic coupons. 我有外交官折价券 |
| [20:09.69] | My guy has coupons. 我的男伴有折价券 |
| [20:13.56] | Your guy can't even say "coupons." 你的男伴 连“折价券”都不会讲 |
| [20:23.67] | Plate. 盘子 |
| [20:24.90] | Plate! Yes! Plate! 盘子，对，盘子 |
| [20:30.81] | See,we don't need them. 看，我们不需要他们 |
| [20:47.42] | I like this song. 我喜欢这首歌 |
| [20:50.16] | Well,you're practically dancing,already. 你等于已经在跳舞了 |
| [20:53.83] | Why don't you just do it over here? 不如到这里来跳吧？ |
| [20:57.03] | What are you,married? 你是有妇之夫，是吧？ |
| [20:59.50] | Because that's okay. 因为这也无所谓 |
| [21:16.22] | Oh,be home,be home,be home.... 在家… |
| [21:25.53] | You're not home. 你不在家 |
| [21:38.11] | Still no smile? 还是不笑？ |
| [21:55.73] | “下集待续” |
| [22:14.81] | Miss American Pie 美国派小姐 |
| [22:22.42] | It's a very hard language. 这种语言很难学 |
| [22:25.32] | Let's do it again. 再来一次 |
| [00:04.-1] | How much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? ru guo wo ba zheng guan gan lan chi guang ni yao gei wo duo shao qian? |
| [00:20.-2] | I have a date with diplomat I met... wo zuo tian zai lian he guo wai zuo mian fei an mo ren shi yi ge wai jiao guan |
| [02:59.-3] | Hi, guys. I haven' t seen you since this morning. wo cong zao shang jiu mei kan jian ni men le |
| [04:26.-1] | Thank you very much. fei chang xie xie ni |
| [05:36.-1] | Is Rach in her room? rui qiu zai fang jian li ma? |
| [06:04.-1] | Hey, honey. Oh, hi. hei, qin ai de hai |
| [06:32.-2] | You know, he' s kind of cute. ta zhang de ting shuai de |
| [06:34.-2] | Like," really kind of cute"? ni shuo ting shuai de shi zhen de hen shuai? |
| [06:36.-2] | Or " kind of cute" like your friend SpackleBack Larry? hai shi gen ni de peng you ni jiang bei lai rui yi yang shuai? |
| [07:07.-2] | Yes, vividly. ji de hen qing chu |
| [09:04.-3] | Well, you said you couldn' t go out, so.... ni shuo ni bu neng chu qu, suo yi |
| [09:07.-3] | You brought a picnic! What a boyfriend. ni dai le ye can lan zhen shi ge hao nan peng you |
| [10:02.-4] | Sorry. As I was saying, the store number is wrong. dui bu qi wo gang cai shuo shang dian hao ma shi cuo de |
| [10:32.-1] | You' re not listening. I don' t have time to stop. ni mei you ting wo shuo hua wo mei you kong |
| [12:24.-4] | Well, neither do l! wo ye bu zhi dao |
| [13:29.-4] | It' s the dinosaur guy! yan jiu kong long de ren lai le |
| [13:55.-1] | Yo, Chloe! Do you have a quarter for the condom machine? ke luo yi, ni you tong ban ma? wo yao mai bao xian tao |
| [14:33.-1] | IKnock, knock, knock. qiao |
| [16:33.-2] | It' s for me. shi wo yao chi de |
| [20:07.-1] | It would be my pleasure. zhe shi wo de rong xing |
| [22:18.-1] | American. mei guo |
| [00:07.29] | I won' t give you anything, but you' ll owe me 2. 95. wo yi kuai qian ye bu gei dan ni qian wo liang kuai jiu mao wu |
| [00:11.39] | Done. cheng jiao |
| [00:14.33] | I need an atlas! I need an atlas! wo xu yao di tu |
| [00:16.59] | Why? Do you have a report due? gan ma? ni yao jiao bao gao? |
| [00:22.23] | ... while I was giving free massages outside the U. N. wo yao gen ta yue hui |
| [00:25.57] | And I don' t know where his country is. wo bu zhi dao ta shi nei ge guo jia de ren |
| [00:28.14] | Let' s start with the free massages at the U. N. xian shuo ni wei shi me yao zai lian he guo zuo mian fei an mo fu wu |
| [00:30.78] | It' s my new thing. I figure, " Bodies at peace make peace." zhe shi wo de xin mu biao, wo ren wei ping he de shen ti ke yi di zao he ping |
| [00:36.48] | You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing. ni gao bu hao hui de di yi zuo nuo bei er an mo jiang |
| [00:40.12] | So what country is this guy from? zhe jia huo shi nei ge guo jia de ren? |
| [00:46.32] | There' s a " g" in there. li mian you ge" G" |
| [00:49.29] | Where' s that? zhe ge guo jia zai na li? |
| [00:50.40] | In your atlas! zai ni de di tu shang |
| [00:52.63] | I don' t have an atlas. wo mei you di tu |
| [00:54.10] | But wait, I do have a globe. Hold on. bu guo deng deng wo you di qiu yi, deng yi xia |
| [00:57.14] | So what' s this guy like? ta shi shen me yang de ren? |
| [00:59.60] | Well, he' s very... ta hen |
| [01:01.64] | ... dashing, you know? you chong jin |
| [01:03.31] | And very, very sophisticated. er qie fei chang lian da |
| [01:05.18] | And he doesn' t speak English... ta bu hui jiang ying wen |
| [01:07.08] | ... but his translator says he totally gets me. dan ta de fan yi shuo ta dui wo yi luan qing mi |
| [01:11.02] | Okay, here you go. hao, lai le |
| [01:12.68] | What is this? zhe shi shen me? |
| [01:15.92] | It' s a globe. di qiu yi |
| [01:18.52] | And a pencil sharpener. ye shi xiao qian bi ji |
| [01:22.16] | Need anything copied? I' m going to the Xerox place. you shen me yao ying yin de ma? wo yao dao ying yin dian qu |
| [01:25.13] | No, thanks. bu yong le, xie xie |
| [01:26.30] | Just give me anything I can make two of. sui bian gei wo shen me na qu ying yin jiu hao |
| [01:30.17] | If you have nothing to copy, why go there? ru guo ni mei you dong xi yao ying yin gan ma yao qu? |
| [01:32.64] | Are you just gonna gawk at that girl... ni you yao qu kan na ge |
| [01:34.74] | ... with the bellybutton ring again? ding le du qi huan de nv hai? |
| [01:37.24] | You wanna come? yao yi qi qu ma? |
| [01:42.58] | The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break ben ji bo chu: " luo si he rui qiu fen shou" |
| [02:33.16] | Come on, Chloe. Finish with your customer first. kuai, ke luo yi xian ba ni de gu ke jie jue diao |
| [02:36.57] | Come on, Chloe. Come on, Chloe! kuai dian, ke luo yi |
| [02:39.94] | Can I help you? yao ying yin ma? |
| [02:43.27] | We' re having second thoughts about our copying needs. wo men gai bian zhu yi le |
| [02:47.55] | And we' ll need more time to think about it. hai xu yao shi jian kao lv yao ying yin shen me |
| [02:51.25] | Chloe, switch with me. Some guys have a crush on you. ke luo yi, gen wo huan you ren mi shang ni le |
| [02:56.35] | Okay, that hurt us. hao, zhen shi shang ren |
| [03:02.76] | Well... zhe ge ma |
| [03:06.43] | ... you know. ni zhi dao |
| [03:09.23] | What are you doing tomorrow? ni men ming tian you shi ma? |
| [03:11.90] | Both of us? wo men liang ge? |
| [03:13.64] | Maybe. Does that scare you? ye xu ba, hai pa le ma? |
| [03:20.88] | Relax. Isaac' s deejaying at The Philly. bie jin zhang, ai sai ke zai fei li jiu ba dang DJ |
| [03:23.82] | You should come. We' ll be there. ni men ying gai lai ting ting kan wo men hui de |
| [03:26.05] | Great. I' ll see you then. tai hao le, dao shi hou jian |
| [03:28.59] | All right! Rock on. hao a, yao yao yao |
| [03:43.23] | He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home. ta shuo he ni san bu, rang ta jue de fang fu zhe ge cheng jiu shi ta de jia |
| [03:49.47] | Me too. Although this city is my home. wo ye shi, sui ran zhe li ben lai jiu shi wo jia |
| [03:52.41] | So that' s dumb, what I said. Don' t tell him I said that. wo shuo de shi chun hua bie gen ta shuo shi wo shuo de |
| [03:56.48] | You make something up. ni zi ji luan gai ba |
| [04:08.00] | Nice! Thank you. hen hao, xie xie |
| [04:10.76] | This is me, here. wo jia dao le |
| [04:22.44] | Your eyes are very pretty. ni de yan jing hao mei |
| [04:28.61] | Oh, thank you. xie xie |
| [04:39.02] | He would like to kiss you. ta xiang wen ni |
| [04:44.83] | You don' t have to do that now. ni bu bi ma fan le |
| [04:47.50] | No, no, not him! No, you don' t. bu, wo bu shi shuo ta bu, shi ni bu bi ma fan le |
| [04:54.51] | The moment' s over. shi ji yi jing guo le |
| [05:11.52] | There it is, right there. jiu zai zhe li |
| [05:13.22] | It' s small. hao xiao |
| [05:15.56] | Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks... dui, dan sai er ji shuo de jun hua le liu xing qi |
| [05:18.63] | ... to get all the way across it. cai heng kua guo jing |
| [05:21.57] | So you had fun? ni kai xin ma? |
| [05:23.84] | Except for, you know, when you' re on a date... zhi ke xi yue hui de shi hou |
| [05:26.37] | ... and you' re getting along great... sui ran fei chang yu kuai |
| [05:28.37] | ... but the guy' s translator keeps getting in the way? dan ta de fan yi ai shou ai jiao |
| [05:37.88] | She' s still at work, but she said to call her. ta hai mei xia ban dan jiao ni da dian hua gei ta |
| [05:40.55] | Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this? ta you yao fang wo ge zi le? ta zen me ke yi zhe yang? |
| [05:43.92] | What about our anniversary? wo men de zhou nian ji nian ri zen me ban? |
| [05:45.76] | This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. wo dui zhe jian shi zhi zhi dao zhe me duo |
| [05:49.76] | " Call Rachel." " da dian hua gei rui qiu" |
| [05:52.03] | What' s that on the bottom? di xia shi shen me? |
| [05:53.56] | That' s my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat. shi wo de tu ya dai gao ding li mao de piao chong |
| [05:57.90] | She' s fancy. hen piao liang |
| [06:05.44] | What' s going on? zen me hui shi? |
| [06:06.94] | Shipping had a disaster. I' ve gotta get this order in. yun huo chu le da wen ti wo de ba zhe pi huo nong dao |
| [06:10.32] | I' m so sorry, but it looks like I' ll be here all night. dui bu qi, bu guo kan yang zi wo yao kai tong xiao le |
| [06:14.22] | What? Well, how about I come up there? shen me? na wo guo lai hao bu hao? |
| [06:16.92] | No, honey, please. I just have too much to deal with. bu yao, qin ai de, bai tuo wo yao chu li de shi qing tai duo le |
| [06:20.89] | Anyway, I' m going out with Sergei again tonight, and.... fan zheng wo jin wan yao gen sai er ji chu qu |
| [06:24.46] | Could you be the translator' s date... ni neng bu neng dang fan yi de nv ban |
| [06:26.46] | ... so that when we want to be alone... zhe yang wo men xiang du chu de shi hou |
| [06:28.57] | ... you two can split off? ni men liang ge ke yi li kai? |
| [06:39.41] | Don' t call him that. bie zhe yang shuo ta |
| [06:41.28] | His name is SpackleBack Harry. ta jiao zuo ni jiang bei ha li |
| [06:45.85] | " zhong yang ka fei ting" |
| [06:48.15] | Maybe we should get going. wo men gai chu fa le |
| [06:49.75] | What time did Chloe say to get there? ke luo yi shuo ji dian dao? |
| [06:51.76] | 10: 30. What time is it now? shi dian ban xian zai ji dian le? |
| [06:54.53] | 4: 30. si dian ban |
| [06:56.86] | So we' ll hang out. wo men zai deng deng hao le |
| [07:03.60] | Remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us? ji de ta ti guo wo men san ge ren na hui shi ma? |
| [07:09.94] | She was kidding about that, right? Yeah, I think so. ta shi kai wan xiao de ba? wo xiang shi de |
| [07:18.18] | Yeah, I think so. wo xiang ye shi |
| [07:20.69] | God, it' d be weird if that situation presented itself tonight. lao tian, ru guo jin wan chu xian zhe zhong chang mian na jiu tai gui yi le |
| [07:25.89] | Yeah, I mean... dui, wo shi shuo |
| [07:28.39] | ... what would we do? wo men gai zen me ban? |
| [07:33.00] | Dude, I don' t know. wo ke bu zhi dao |
| [07:36.17] | She was kidding. ta shi kai wan xiao de |
| [07:37.50] | She was.... ta shi |
| [07:39.47] | Just in case, we should have some ground rules. wo men ying gai ding xia ji ben gui ze yi bei bu shi zhi xu |
| [07:42.37] | Yeah. For sure. dui, na dang ran |
| [07:44.48] | You probably want the first one to be, " Never open your eyes." zui zhong yao de yuan ze jiu shi " jue dui bu yao zhang kai yan jing" |
| [07:49.88] | Because you don' t want to be doing something... yin wei zui hao bu yao zai ni zuo shi mo de shi hou |
| [07:53.38] | ... and then look up, right? tai tou yi kan, dui bu dui? |
| [07:56.49] | And see something that you don' t want to be seeing. kan dao ni bu xiang kan de dong xi |
| [08:00.49] | Good call. Nice. shuo de hao |
| [08:01.76] | Hold it! Hold it! deng deng |
| [08:05.10] | What if my eyes are closed, and... wan yi wo de yan jing bi shang yi hou |
| [08:09.07] | ... and my hand is out there.... wo de shou zai na li |
| [08:12.74] | Okay, eyes open at all times! hao, yan jing cong tou dao wan dou zhang kai |
| [08:19.21] | How do we decide where we... wo men zen me jue ding |
| [08:23.18] | ... you know, each would... nei ge ren |
| [08:24.62] | ... you know... yao zai |
| [08:26.78] | ... be? na li? |
| [08:27.85] | Right. Well, you know, we could flip for it. dui, ni zhi dao wo men ke yi diu tong ban jue ding |
| [08:31.42] | I guess. But like, what' s heads and what' s tails? wo xiang ye shi, bu guo tou he zi fen bie dai biao shen me? |
| [08:36.79] | If you don' t know that, I don' t want to do this with you. ru guo lian zhe ge dou bu zhi dao wo ye bu xiang gen ni yi qi shang le |
| [08:43.53] | No, no. I am looking at a purchase order here... bu ding dan jiu zai wo mian qian |
| [08:47.07] | ... that shows we ordered the Riviera bikini... shang mian shuo wo men ding de li ye wei la bi ji ni |
| [08:49.77] | ... in a variety of sizes and colors ge zhong chi cun he yan se dou you |
| [08:54.38] | What does it matter what I' m wearing? zhe gen wo chuan shen me you he xiang gan? |
| [08:57.42] | Could I speak to your supervisor? Thank you. ke yi qing ni de zhu guan guo lai ma? xie xie |
| [09:00.82] | Hi. hai |
| [09:02.29] | My God! What are you doing here? wo de tian, ni lai gan shen me? |
| [09:10.39] | That' s it. On Monday, I start wearing makeup. gou le, xing qi yi wo yao kai shi hua zhuang |
| [09:14.47] | Honey, this is very nice, but I' ve got a crisis. qin ai de, ni hen ti tie dan wo xian zai da nan lin tou |
| [09:17.67] | But I' ve got couscous! dan wo xian zai xiao mi dang qian |
| [09:20.74] | Honey, I know it' s our anniversary... qin ai de, dui bu qi wo zhi dao jin tian shi wo men zhou nian ji nian |
| [09:23.41] | ... but I told you on the phone, I don' t have time to stop. dan wo zai dian hua shang gen ni shuo guo wo mei you shi jian ting xia lai |
| [09:27.08] | You don' t have to stop. I' m invisible. I' m not here. ni bu bi ting xia lai wo shi yin xing ren, kan bu dao |
| [09:30.78] | Yeah, but I don' t dui, ke shi, wo bu |
| [09:32.58] | Who approved that order? shi shui pi zhun zhe pi huo de? |
| [09:35.19] | Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office. wo men zhe li mei you ma ke luo bin xun |
| [09:38.76] | Get Mark on the phone! I love Mark. Do you know him? da dian hua gei ma ke wo xi huan ma ke, ni ren shi ta ma? |
| [09:43.69] | Let me check that with what I' ve got. rang wo kan kan |
| [09:46.13] | See, 038 is not the number for this store. 038 is Atlanta. 038 bu shi ben dian de hao ma shi ya te lan da de hao ma |
| [09:55.04] | Pepper? hu jiao? |
| [09:58.04] | None for me. wo bu yong |
| [09:59.31] | Okay, sorry! hao, dui bu qi |
| [10:05.18] | And I' m sorry, but dui bu qi, ke shi |
| [10:06.65] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [10:15.56] | I have to call you back. I' ve got Shemp in my office. wo dai hui r zai da gei ni wo zhe li yi tuan luan |
| [10:22.37] | What are you doing? I' m sorry. ni zhe shi gan ma? dui bu qi |
| [10:24.64] | But somebody' s off the phone! How about a glass of wine... dan ni dian hua jiang wan le he bei jiu ba? |
| [10:28.37] | ... by the fire? I can get it going again.... wei zhe lu huo dui yin wo ke yi zai ba huo sheng qi lai |
| [10:35.15] | You don' t have 10 minutes? I don' t have 10 minutes! ni lian shi fen zhong dou mei you? wo lian shi fen zhong dou mei you |
| [10:38.25] | Sophie, does she have 10 minutes? I told you, I don' t! su fei, ta you shi fen zhong shi jian ma? wo shuo guo mei you |
| [10:42.15] | Don' t yell. This is the most I' ve seen you all week. bie dui wo hou wo yi ge li bai mei jian dao ni le |
| [10:45.72] | Look, I cannot do this right now. I' ve got a deadline! ting hao le, wo xian zai mei kong li ni wo de jiao huo shi jian dao le |
| [10:50.09] | Go home and we' ll talk later. hui jia qu, wo men hui tou zai shuo |
| [10:52.20] | Yeah, but wait! Goodbye! hao, ke shi deng yi xia zai jian |
| [11:01.51] | Actually, that' s our threehole punch. gang cai na ge shi wo men de san dong da kong ji |
| [11:11.22] | Hi. hai |
| [11:12.88] | Look, about what happened earlier gang cai de shi |
| [11:15.39] | I completely understand. You were stressed. wo wan quan liao jie ni de ya li hen da |
| [11:22.36] | I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me. wo ben lai yao gei ni ji hui xiang wo dao qian |
| [11:25.90] | For letting you throw me out of your office? wei ni ba wo gan chu ban gong shi er bao qian? |
| [11:28.83] | You had no right coming down to my office. ni mei you quan li dao wo ban gong shi lai |
| [11:32.07] | You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody' s work... ni bu neng dai zhe ye can lan dao ren jia de ban gong shi |
| [11:35.87] | ... unless they' re a park ranger! chu fei zhe ge ren shi gong yuan guan li yuan |
| [11:40.44] | Excuse me for wanting to be with my girl on our anniversary. yuan liang wo zhi xiang zai zhou nian ji nian ri gen nv peng you zai yi qi |
| [11:44.28] | Boy, what an ass am l! lao tian, wo zhen shi hun dan |
| [11:47.08] | But I told you I didn' t have the time! dan wo shuo guo wo mei you shi jian |
| [11:50.12] | Well, you never have the time. ni yi zhi dou mei shi jian |
| [11:52.06] | I don' t feel like I have a girlfriend anymore. wo jue de zi ji hao xiang gen ben mei you nv peng you |
| [11:54.69] | Do you want me to quit my job... ni shi bu shi yao wo ci zhi |
| [11:56.79] | ... so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? hao rang ni jue de zi ji you nv peng you? |
| [11:59.56] | It would nice if you' d realize that it' s just a job. wo zhi xi wang ni liao jie zhe zhi shi yi fen gong zuo |
| [12:03.70] | Just a job? zhi shi yi fen gong zuo? |
| [12:07.94] | It' s the first time in my life I' m doing something I care about! zhe shi wo yi sheng zhong di yi ci zuo wo jue de you yi yi de shi |
| [12:12.04] | The first time I' m doing something I' m good at! di yi ci fa hui zi ji de zhuan chang |
| [12:15.48] | If you don' t get that ru guo ni bu liao jie |
| [12:17.08] | I get that, and I' m happy for you. wo liao jie, ye wei ni gao xing |
| [12:19.58] | But I' m tired of dating your answering machine! I don' t know what to do! dan wo shou gou gen da lu ji tan lian ai wo bu zhi dao gai zen me ban |
| [12:27.66] | Is this about Mark? zhe shi yin wei ma ke ma? |
| [12:30.56] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [12:31.80] | Okay, it' s not. hao, bu shi |
| [12:32.90] | Oh, my God! wo de lao tian ye |
| [12:34.43] | I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again. wo bu neng lao shi gen ni wei tong yi jian shi qing chao jia |
| [12:38.90] | You' re making this too hard. ni rang wo shou bu liao |
| [12:40.77] | I' m making this too hard? What should I do? wo rang ni shou bu liao? ni yao wo zen me zuo? |
| [12:43.11] | I don' t know! I don' t know! Look... wo bu zhi dao zhe yang ba |
| [12:45.64] | ... maybe we should just take a break! ye xu wo men ying gai leng jing yi xia |
| [12:48.28] | Fine, you' re right. Let' s take a break. Let' s cool off. hen hao, ni shuo de dui wo men leng jing yi xia |
| [12:51.85] | Let' s get some frozen yogurt or something. wo men qu chi leng dong you ge ba |
| [13:00.79] | A break from us. wo men fen shou ba |
| [13:16.54] | advances in collating in the past five years. guo qu wu nian lai zai he dui fang mian di jin bu |
| [13:19.71] | We just got in an X5000, you know? wo men jin le yi tai X5000 |
| [13:22.01] | The X5000 makes an X50 look like a T71. you le X5000 X50 kan qi lai jiu xiang X71 |
| [13:31.89] | Hi, Ross! Hi, Chloe. hai, luo si hai, ke luo yi |
| [13:33.69] | I want you to meet some friends of mine. jie shao ni ren shi wo de peng you |
| [13:38.40] | He' s my hero. He' ll want to blow stuff up 400 percent. ta shi wo de ou xiang ta yao ba dong xi fang da si bei |
| [13:42.37] | We say we don' t do that. He says, " You gotta." Know what? We did it. wo shuo wo men bu yin, ta shuo fei yin bu ke jie guo ne? wo men ban dao le |
| [13:47.07] | Now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say," Let' s Ross it!" xian zai you ren yao fang da si bei wo men jiu shuo" luo si ying yin lai luo" |
| [13:51.08] | And that' s the only color that comes in. er qie zhi you yi zhong yan se |
| [14:02.15] | What are you doing? I thought tonight' s your anniversary dinner. ni zen me hui shi? jin wan bu shi ni de zhou nian ji nian ri ma? |
| [14:05.76] | A little change of plans. ji hua lue wei gai bian |
| [14:07.76] | We' re gonna break up instead. wo men da suan fen shou |
| [14:12.80] | And I can speak a little French. wo hui shuo yi dian fa wen |
| [14:19.74] | Why? What did I say? zen me le? wo shuo cuo le shen me? |
| [14:21.64] | Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight. ni gang cai wen wo jin wan yao bu yao gen ni shang chuang? |
| [14:27.34] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [14:28.81] | No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice. nan guai wo zai mo li si can ting de dao zhe me hao de fu wu |
| [14:34.52] | Hi. Could you please tell Sergei that I was fascinated... hai, ma fan ni gao su sai er ji wo hen xin shang |
| [14:39.26] | ... by what Boutros BoutrosGhali said in the Times? bu te luo si bu te luo si gai li zai niu yue shi bao xie de wen zhang |
| [14:46.10] | You didn' t say " Boutros BoutrosGhali." ni mei you shuo bu te luo si bu te luo si gai li |
| [14:49.00] | Boutros BoutrosGhali. bu te luo si bu te luo si gai li |
| [14:53.17] | He says he was too. ta shuo ta ye shi |
| [14:54.81] | Interesting. you yi si |
| [14:58.11] | So I was wondering wo zai xiang |
| [15:00.38] | Before you get all talky again... chen ni men hai mei kai kou shuo hua |
| [15:03.35] | ... could you also please tell Sergei... ma fan ni gao su sai er ji |
| [15:07.35] | ... that I really like his suit. wo hen xi huan ta de xi zhuang |
| [15:22.87] | He said," Thank you. You look pretty tonight. ta shuo" xie xie ni ni jin wan hen mei" |
| [15:25.84] | Your hair, golden like the sun." So you' re a chef? nin de xiu fa ru yang guang shan shan fa liang zhe me shuo ni shi ge chu shi? |
| [15:30.24] | I' m also thinking of opening up my own restaurant. wo da suan zi ji kai yi jian can ting |
| [15:33.08] | Really? zhen de? |
| [15:34.31] | Could I talk to you behind my menu? gen ni shuo ji ju qiao qiao hua hao ma? |
| [15:39.25] | What are you doing? ni zhe shi gan shen me? |
| [15:40.85] | Well, I was having a conversation. wo zai liao tian a |
| [15:43.05] | Misha' s so interested in you, Sergei and I haven' t been able to talk at all. mi xia dui ni fei chang you yi si sai er ji gen wo gen ben shuo bu shang hua |
| [15:48.56] | You want me to sit silently, while you three converse? ni yao wo an an jing jing di zuo zhe ting ni men san ge ren shuo hua? |
| [15:51.66] | That would be great. Thank you. na tai hao le, xie xie ni |
| [16:01.67] | Hi. It' s Mark. hai, wo shi ma ke |
| [16:05.34] | What? Is it my breath? zen me? wo you kou chou ma? |
| [16:08.38] | Sorry. I just thought you were somebody else. dui bu qi, wo yi wei shi bie ren da lai de |
| [16:11.28] | I was just gonna leave a message. Isn' t tonight your anniversary dinner? wo zhi shi da lai liu hua de jin wan bu shi ni de zhou nian ji nian ri ma? |
| [16:19.12] | Rach? Are you okay? rui qiu? ni mei shi ba? |
| [16:21.06] | Yeah, I' m fine. wo mei shi |
| [16:23.93] | You wanna talk? I can come over. ni xiang liao liao ma? wo ke yi guo lai |
| [16:26.10] | Really, no. Please. That' s okay. zhen de bu bi le, mei guan xi |
| [16:28.77] | All right. I' m coming over with Chinese food. hao, wo dai zhong guo cai guo lai |
| [16:31.27] | I' m not hungry. wo bu e |
| [16:36.21] | Bye. zai jian |
| [16:41.55] | So what' ll you do? What can I do? ni da suan zen me ban? wo neng zen me ban? |
| [16:43.55] | One person wants to break up, you break up. dui fang xiang fen shou, jiu zhi neng fen shou le |
| [16:46.05] | No way. This is you guys. Call her and work it out. cai bu shi zhe me hui shi ni shi nan ren, da dian hua qu he hao |
| [16:49.65] | We just had this huge fight. Don' t I have to wait awhile? wo men gang gang cai da chao yi jia bu yong xian deng yi duan shi jian ma? |
| [16:53.29] | It isn' t like swimming after you eat. Pick up the phone! you bu shi gang chi wan fan bu neng you yong, qu da dian hua |
| [17:02.17] | You know that swimming thing is a myth. ni zhi dao chi wan fan bu neng you yong qi shi shi ge mi si |
| [17:04.80] | Tell that to my Uncle Lenny. qu gen wo lan ni shu shu shuo ba |
| [17:07.24] | Why? What happened to him? wei shi me? ta zen me le? |
| [17:09.64] | Nothing. He just really believes in that. mei you zen me le zhi bu guo ta fei chang xiang xin zhe hui shi |
| [17:14.48] | Then we got into this big fight It was awful. ran hou wo men da chao yi jia, nong de hen jiang |
| [17:17.75] | I told him he treats me like a park ranger, something.... wo shuo ta ba wo dang gong yuan guan li yuan shen me de |
| [17:23.35] | And then... ran hou |
| [17:25.76] | ... I told him I wanted to take a break. wo gao su ta wo xiang leng jing yi xia |
| [17:28.43] | I don' t want to take a break. wo bu xiang fen kai |
| [17:31.36] | I' m sorry. wo zhen ti ni nan guo |
| [17:34.00] | Egg roll? dan juan? |
| [17:37.84] | And then I called him and he wasn' t there. ran hou wo da dian hua gei ta ta bu zai jia |
| [17:41.04] | He' s probably just out. ta da gai zhi shi chu qu le |
| [17:42.84] | Thank you, that' s very helpful. I' m glad you came over. xie xie ni, ni shuo de hua hao you yong ni lai le ke zhen hao |
| [17:52.02] | Hi, it' s me. hai, shi wo |
| [17:53.55] | Oh, I' m so glad you called. ni da lai jiu hao le |
| [17:56.00] | Really? zhen de? |
| [17:57.12] | This is crazy. Don' t you think we can work on this? zhe tai huang miu le, ni bu jue de wo men ke yi gou tong ma? |
| [18:01.39] | What do you want to drink? ni xiang he shen me? |
| [18:03.56] | Who' s that? na shi shui? |
| [18:06.06] | Nobody? mei you ren |
| [18:08.20] | Is it okay if I finish the apple juice? wo ke yi ba ping guo zhi he guang ma? |
| [18:11.40] | Is that Mark? na shi ma ke ma? |
| [18:13.70] | Honey, he just came over qin ai de, ta zhi shi guo lai |
| [18:15.57] | Yeah, got it! hao, wo dong le |
| [18:22.48] | Hey, Dinosaur Guy! Look at you, so sad. hei, kong long xian sheng kan kan ni, hao shang xin |
| [18:25.38] | Come dance. lai tiao wu ba |
| [18:26.42] | That' s okay. Thanks. mei guan xi, xie xie ni |
| [18:30.19] | You don' t have to smile. You just have to dance. ni bu bi xiao zhi yao tiao wu jiu hao le |
| [18:33.09] | I don' t feel like dancing. I feel like having a drink, okay? wo bu xiang tiao wu wo xiang he jiu, hao ma? |
| [18:37.06] | Two beers! liang bei pi jiu |
| [18:40.70] | And the vet said it was time. shou yi gen wo shuo shi hou dao le |
| [18:43.10] | And so from half a world away... wo zai di qiu de ling yi duan |
| [18:45.37] | ... while my mother held the phone to his ear... wo mu qin ba dian hua na dao ta er duo pang bian |
| [18:48.27] | ... I said goodbye to my dog... wo yong qi zhong yu yan |
| [18:51.84] | ... in seven languages. gen wo de gou shuo zai jian |
| [18:55.85] | Could I have a tissue? Oh, sure. gei wo yi zhang mian zhi hao ma? mei wen ti |
| [18:58.08] | I just hope you don' t accidentally... xi wang ni bu hui bu xiao xin |
| [19:00.52] | ... suck it up through your nose and choke on it. xi jin bi zi li qiang si |
| [19:08.93] | Sergei would like to apologize for my behavior tonight. sai er ji wei wo jin wan de yan hang dao qian |
| [19:14.10] | Well, tell him," Apology accepted." gen ta shuo" wo jie shou ta de dao qian" |
| [19:19.40] | Unbelievable. For the first time in years, someone wants to talk to me. zhen mei xiang dao, zhe me duo nian lai di yi ci you ren xiang gen wo shuo hua |
| [19:23.94] | But do you think he would let me enjoy that? No! dan ni xiang ta hui rang wo zhe me hao guo ma? dang ran bu hui |
| [19:28.21] | You silly diplomat. Why don' t you learn some English? ni zhe ge ben wai jiao guan wei shi me zi ji bu xue ying wen? |
| [19:33.78] | Excuse me, but isn' t he paying for your dinner? dui bu qi, ni de wan can bu shi ta fu zhang de ma? |
| [19:37.55] | The man' s dog just died. ren jia de gou cai gang guo shi |
| [19:57.57] | I have just resigned my post. wo ci zhi le |
| [19:59.81] | Will you accompany me to the Rainbow Room? ni yuan bu yuan yi pei wo dao cai hong ting? |
| [20:02.48] | I have diplomatic coupons. wo you wai jiao guan zhe jia quan |
| [20:09.69] | My guy has coupons. wo de nan ban you zhe jia quan |
| [20:13.56] | Your guy can' t even say " coupons." ni de nan ban lian" zhe jia quan" dou bu hui jiang |
| [20:23.67] | Plate. pan zi |
| [20:24.90] | Plate! Yes! Plate! pan zi, dui, pan zi |
| [20:30.81] | See, we don' t need them. kan, wo men bu xu yao ta men |
| [20:47.42] | I like this song. wo xi huan zhe shou ge |
| [20:50.16] | Well, you' re practically dancing, already. ni deng yu yi jing zai tiao wu le |
| [20:53.83] | Why don' t you just do it over here? bu ru dao zhe li lai tiao ba? |
| [20:57.03] | What are you, married? ni shi you fu zhi fu, shi ba? |
| [20:59.50] | Because that' s okay. yin wei zhe ye wu suo wei |
| [21:16.22] | Oh, be home, be home, be home.... zai jia |
| [21:25.53] | You' re not home. ni bu zai jia |
| [21:38.11] | Still no smile? hai shi bu xiao? |
| [21:55.73] | " xia ji dai xu" |
| [22:14.81] | Miss American Pie mei guo pai xiao jie |
| [22:22.42] | It' s a very hard language. zhe zhong yu yan hen nan xue |
| [22:25.32] | Let' s do it again. zai lai yi ci |
| [00:04.-1] | How much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives? rú guǒ wǒ bǎ zhěng guàn gǎn lǎn chī guāng nǐ yào gěi wǒ duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:20.-2] | I have a date with diplomat I met... wǒ zuó tiān zài lián hé guó wài zuò miǎn fèi àn mó rèn shi yí gè wài jiāo guān |
| [02:59.-3] | Hi, guys. I haven' t seen you since this morning. wǒ cóng zǎo shàng jiù méi kàn jiàn nǐ men le |
| [04:26.-1] | Thank you very much. fēi cháng xiè xiè nǐ |
| [05:36.-1] | Is Rach in her room? ruì qiū zài fáng jiān lǐ ma? |
| [06:04.-1] | Hey, honey. Oh, hi. hēi, qīn ài de hāi |
| [06:32.-2] | You know, he' s kind of cute. tā zhǎng de tǐng shuài de |
| [06:34.-2] | Like," really kind of cute"? nǐ shuō tǐng shuài de shì zhēn de hěn shuài? |
| [06:36.-2] | Or " kind of cute" like your friend SpackleBack Larry? hái shì gēn nǐ de péng yǒu ní jiāng bèi lài ruì yí yàng shuài? |
| [07:07.-2] | Yes, vividly. jì de hěn qīng chǔ |
| [09:04.-3] | Well, you said you couldn' t go out, so.... nǐ shuō nǐ bù néng chū qù, suǒ yǐ |
| [09:07.-3] | You brought a picnic! What a boyfriend. nǐ dài le yě cān lán zhēn shì gè hǎo nán péng yǒu |
| [10:02.-4] | Sorry. As I was saying, the store number is wrong. duì bù qǐ wǒ gāng cái shuō shāng diàn hào mǎ shì cuò de |
| [10:32.-1] | You' re not listening. I don' t have time to stop. nǐ méi yǒu tīng wǒ shuō huà wǒ méi yǒu kòng |
| [12:24.-4] | Well, neither do l! wǒ yě bù zhī dào |
| [13:29.-4] | It' s the dinosaur guy! yán jiū kǒng lóng de rén lái le |
| [13:55.-1] | Yo, Chloe! Do you have a quarter for the condom machine? kè luó yī, nǐ yǒu tóng bǎn ma? wǒ yào mǎi bǎo xiǎn tào |
| [14:33.-1] | IKnock, knock, knock. qiāo |
| [16:33.-2] | It' s for me. shì wǒ yào chī de |
| [20:07.-1] | It would be my pleasure. zhè shì wǒ de róng xìng |
| [22:18.-1] | American. měi guó |
| [00:07.29] | I won' t give you anything, but you' ll owe me 2. 95. wǒ yí kuài qián yě bù gěi dàn nǐ qiàn wǒ liǎng kuài jiǔ máo wǔ |
| [00:11.39] | Done. chéng jiāo |
| [00:14.33] | I need an atlas! I need an atlas! wǒ xū yào dì tú |
| [00:16.59] | Why? Do you have a report due? gàn ma? nǐ yào jiāo bào gào? |
| [00:22.23] | ... while I was giving free massages outside the U. N. wǒ yào gēn tā yuē huì |
| [00:25.57] | And I don' t know where his country is. wǒ bù zhī dào tā shì něi gè guó jiā de rén |
| [00:28.14] | Let' s start with the free massages at the U. N. xiān shuō nǐ wèi shí me yào zài lián hé guó zuò miǎn fèi àn mó fú wù |
| [00:30.78] | It' s my new thing. I figure, " Bodies at peace make peace." zhè shì wǒ de xīn mù biāo, wǒ rèn wéi píng hé de shēn tǐ kě yǐ dì zào hé píng |
| [00:36.48] | You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing. nǐ gǎo bù hǎo huì de dì yī zuò nuò bèi ěr àn mó jiǎng |
| [00:40.12] | So what country is this guy from? zhè jiā huǒ shì něi gè guó jiā de rén? |
| [00:46.32] | There' s a " g" in there. lǐ miàn yǒu gè" G" |
| [00:49.29] | Where' s that? zhè gè guó jiā zài nǎ lǐ? |
| [00:50.40] | In your atlas! zài nǐ de dì tú shàng |
| [00:52.63] | I don' t have an atlas. wǒ méi yǒu dì tú |
| [00:54.10] | But wait, I do have a globe. Hold on. bù guò děng děng wǒ yǒu dì qiú yí, děng yī xià |
| [00:57.14] | So what' s this guy like? tā shì shén me yàng de rén? |
| [00:59.60] | Well, he' s very... tā hěn |
| [01:01.64] | ... dashing, you know? yǒu chòng jìn |
| [01:03.31] | And very, very sophisticated. ér qiě fēi cháng liàn dá |
| [01:05.18] | And he doesn' t speak English... tā bú huì jiǎng yīng wén |
| [01:07.08] | ... but his translator says he totally gets me. dàn tā de fān yì shuō tā duì wǒ yì luàn qíng mí |
| [01:11.02] | Okay, here you go. hǎo, lái le |
| [01:12.68] | What is this? zhè shì shén me? |
| [01:15.92] | It' s a globe. dì qiú yí |
| [01:18.52] | And a pencil sharpener. yě shì xiāo qiān bǐ jī |
| [01:22.16] | Need anything copied? I' m going to the Xerox place. yǒu shén me yào yǐng yìn de ma? wǒ yào dào yǐng yìn diàn qù |
| [01:25.13] | No, thanks. bù yòng le, xiè xiè |
| [01:26.30] | Just give me anything I can make two of. suí biàn gěi wǒ shén me ná qù yǐng yìn jiù hǎo |
| [01:30.17] | If you have nothing to copy, why go there? rú guǒ nǐ méi yǒu dōng xī yào yǐng yìn gàn ma yào qù? |
| [01:32.64] | Are you just gonna gawk at that girl... nǐ yòu yào qù kàn nà gè |
| [01:34.74] | ... with the bellybutton ring again? dīng le dù qí huán de nǚ hái? |
| [01:37.24] | You wanna come? yào yì qǐ qù ma? |
| [01:42.58] | The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break běn jí bō chū: " luó sī hé ruì qiū fēn shǒu" |
| [02:33.16] | Come on, Chloe. Finish with your customer first. kuài, kè luó yī xiān bǎ nǐ de gù kè jiě jué diào |
| [02:36.57] | Come on, Chloe. Come on, Chloe! kuài diǎn, kè luó yī |
| [02:39.94] | Can I help you? yào yǐng yìn ma? |
| [02:43.27] | We' re having second thoughts about our copying needs. wǒ men gǎi biàn zhǔ yì le |
| [02:47.55] | And we' ll need more time to think about it. hái xū yào shí jiān kǎo lǜ yào yǐng yìn shén me |
| [02:51.25] | Chloe, switch with me. Some guys have a crush on you. kè luó yī, gēn wǒ huàn yǒu rén mí shàng nǐ le |
| [02:56.35] | Okay, that hurt us. hǎo, zhēn shì shāng rén |
| [03:02.76] | Well... zhè gè ma |
| [03:06.43] | ... you know. nǐ zhī dào |
| [03:09.23] | What are you doing tomorrow? nǐ men míng tiān yǒu shì ma? |
| [03:11.90] | Both of us? wǒ men liǎng gè? |
| [03:13.64] | Maybe. Does that scare you? yě xǔ ba, hài pà le ma? |
| [03:20.88] | Relax. Isaac' s deejaying at The Philly. bié jǐn zhāng, ài sāi kè zài fēi lì jiǔ bā dāng DJ |
| [03:23.82] | You should come. We' ll be there. nǐ men yīng gāi lái tīng tīng kàn wǒ men huì de |
| [03:26.05] | Great. I' ll see you then. tài hǎo le, dào shí hòu jiàn |
| [03:28.59] | All right! Rock on. hǎo a, yáo yáo yáo |
| [03:43.23] | He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home. tā shuō hé nǐ sàn bù, ràng tā jué de fǎng fú zhè gè chéng jiù shì tā de jiā |
| [03:49.47] | Me too. Although this city is my home. wǒ yě shì, suī rán zhè lǐ běn lái jiù shì wǒ jiā |
| [03:52.41] | So that' s dumb, what I said. Don' t tell him I said that. wǒ shuō de shì chǔn huà bié gēn tā shuō shì wǒ shuō de |
| [03:56.48] | You make something up. nǐ zì jǐ luàn gài ba |
| [04:08.00] | Nice! Thank you. hěn hǎo, xiè xiè |
| [04:10.76] | This is me, here. wǒ jiā dào le |
| [04:22.44] | Your eyes are very pretty. nǐ de yǎn jīng hǎo měi |
| [04:28.61] | Oh, thank you. xiè xiè |
| [04:39.02] | He would like to kiss you. tā xiǎng wěn nǐ |
| [04:44.83] | You don' t have to do that now. nǐ bù bì má fán le |
| [04:47.50] | No, no, not him! No, you don' t. bù, wǒ bú shì shuō tā bù, shì nǐ bù bì má fán le |
| [04:54.51] | The moment' s over. shí jī yǐ jīng guò le |
| [05:11.52] | There it is, right there. jiù zài zhè lǐ |
| [05:13.22] | It' s small. hǎo xiǎo |
| [05:15.56] | Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks... duì, dàn sāi ěr jí shuō dé jūn huā le liù xīng qī |
| [05:18.63] | ... to get all the way across it. cái héng kuà guó jìng |
| [05:21.57] | So you had fun? nǐ kāi xīn ma? |
| [05:23.84] | Except for, you know, when you' re on a date... zhǐ kě xī yuē huì de shí hòu |
| [05:26.37] | ... and you' re getting along great... suī rán fēi cháng yú kuài |
| [05:28.37] | ... but the guy' s translator keeps getting in the way? dàn tā de fān yì ài shǒu ài jiǎo |
| [05:37.88] | She' s still at work, but she said to call her. tā hái méi xià bān dàn jiào nǐ dǎ diàn huà gěi tā |
| [05:40.55] | Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this? tā yòu yào fàng wǒ gē zi le? tā zěn me kě yǐ zhè yàng? |
| [05:43.92] | What about our anniversary? wǒ men de zhōu nián jì niàn rì zěn me bàn? |
| [05:45.76] | This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. wǒ duì zhè jiàn shì zhǐ zhī dào zhè me duō |
| [05:49.76] | " Call Rachel." " dǎ diàn huà gěi ruì qiū" |
| [05:52.03] | What' s that on the bottom? dǐ xià shì shén me? |
| [05:53.56] | That' s my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat. shì wǒ de tú yā dài gāo dǐng lǐ mào de piáo chóng |
| [05:57.90] | She' s fancy. hěn piào liàng |
| [06:05.44] | What' s going on? zěn me huí shì? |
| [06:06.94] | Shipping had a disaster. I' ve gotta get this order in. yùn huò chū le dà wèn tí wǒ dé bǎ zhè pī huò nòng dào |
| [06:10.32] | I' m so sorry, but it looks like I' ll be here all night. duì bù qǐ, bù guò kàn yàng zi wǒ yào kāi tōng xiāo le |
| [06:14.22] | What? Well, how about I come up there? shén me? nà wǒ guò lái hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [06:16.92] | No, honey, please. I just have too much to deal with. bú yào, qīn ài de, bài tuō wǒ yào chǔ lǐ de shì qíng tài duō le |
| [06:20.89] | Anyway, I' m going out with Sergei again tonight, and.... fǎn zhèng wǒ jīn wǎn yào gēn sāi ěr jí chū qù |
| [06:24.46] | Could you be the translator' s date... nǐ néng bù néng dāng fān yì de nǚ bàn |
| [06:26.46] | ... so that when we want to be alone... zhè yàng wǒ men xiǎng dú chǔ de shí hòu |
| [06:28.57] | ... you two can split off? nǐ men liǎng gè kě yǐ lí kāi? |
| [06:39.41] | Don' t call him that. bié zhè yàng shuō tā |
| [06:41.28] | His name is SpackleBack Harry. tā jiào zuò ní jiāng bèi hā lì |
| [06:45.85] | " zhōng yāng kā fēi tīng" |
| [06:48.15] | Maybe we should get going. wǒ men gāi chū fā le |
| [06:49.75] | What time did Chloe say to get there? kè luó yī shuō jǐ diǎn dào? |
| [06:51.76] | 10: 30. What time is it now? shí diǎn bàn xiàn zài jǐ diǎn le? |
| [06:54.53] | 4: 30. sì diǎn bàn |
| [06:56.86] | So we' ll hang out. wǒ men zài děng děng hǎo le |
| [07:03.60] | Remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us? jì de tā tí guò wǒ men sān ge rén nà huí shì ma? |
| [07:09.94] | She was kidding about that, right? Yeah, I think so. tā shì kāi wán xiào de ba? wǒ xiǎng shì de |
| [07:18.18] | Yeah, I think so. wǒ xiǎng yě shì |
| [07:20.69] | God, it' d be weird if that situation presented itself tonight. lǎo tiān, rú guǒ jīn wǎn chū xiàn zhè zhǒng chǎng miàn nà jiù tài guǐ yì le |
| [07:25.89] | Yeah, I mean... duì, wǒ shì shuō |
| [07:28.39] | ... what would we do? wǒ men gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [07:33.00] | Dude, I don' t know. wǒ kě bù zhī dào |
| [07:36.17] | She was kidding. tā shì kāi wán xiào de |
| [07:37.50] | She was.... tā shì |
| [07:39.47] | Just in case, we should have some ground rules. wǒ men yīng gāi dìng xià jī běn guī zé yǐ bèi bù shí zhī xū |
| [07:42.37] | Yeah. For sure. duì, nà dāng rán |
| [07:44.48] | You probably want the first one to be, " Never open your eyes." zuì zhòng yào de yuán zé jiù shì " jué duì bú yào zhāng kāi yǎn jīng" |
| [07:49.88] | Because you don' t want to be doing something... yīn wèi zuì hǎo bú yào zài nǐ zuò shí mǒ de shí hòu |
| [07:53.38] | ... and then look up, right? tái tóu yī kàn, duì bú duì? |
| [07:56.49] | And see something that you don' t want to be seeing. kàn dào nǐ bù xiǎng kàn de dōng xī |
| [08:00.49] | Good call. Nice. shuō de hǎo |
| [08:01.76] | Hold it! Hold it! děng děng |
| [08:05.10] | What if my eyes are closed, and... wàn yī wǒ de yǎn jīng bì shang yǐ hòu |
| [08:09.07] | ... and my hand is out there.... wǒ de shǒu zài nà li |
| [08:12.74] | Okay, eyes open at all times! hǎo, yǎn jīng cóng tóu dào wǎn dōu zhāng kāi |
| [08:19.21] | How do we decide where we... wǒ men zěn me jué dìng |
| [08:23.18] | ... you know, each would... něi gè rén |
| [08:24.62] | ... you know... yào zài |
| [08:26.78] | ... be? nǎ lǐ? |
| [08:27.85] | Right. Well, you know, we could flip for it. duì, nǐ zhī dào wǒ men kě yǐ diū tóng bǎn jué dìng |
| [08:31.42] | I guess. But like, what' s heads and what' s tails? wǒ xiǎng yě shì, bù guò tóu hé zì fēn bié dài biǎo shén me? |
| [08:36.79] | If you don' t know that, I don' t want to do this with you. rú guǒ lián zhè gè dōu bù zhī dào wǒ yě bù xiǎng gēn nǐ yì qǐ shàng le |
| [08:43.53] | No, no. I am looking at a purchase order here... bù dìng dān jiù zài wǒ miàn qián |
| [08:47.07] | ... that shows we ordered the Riviera bikini... shàng miàn shuō wǒ men dìng de lǐ yé wéi lā bǐ jī ní |
| [08:49.77] | ... in a variety of sizes and colors gè zhǒng chǐ cùn hé yán sè dōu yǒu |
| [08:54.38] | What does it matter what I' m wearing? zhè gēn wǒ chuān shén me yǒu hé xiāng gān? |
| [08:57.42] | Could I speak to your supervisor? Thank you. kě yǐ qǐng nǐ de zhǔ guǎn guò lái ma? xiè xiè |
| [09:00.82] | Hi. hāi |
| [09:02.29] | My God! What are you doing here? wǒ de tiān, nǐ lái gàn shén me? |
| [09:10.39] | That' s it. On Monday, I start wearing makeup. gòu le, xīng qī yī wǒ yào kāi shǐ huà zhuāng |
| [09:14.47] | Honey, this is very nice, but I' ve got a crisis. qīn ài de, nǐ hěn tǐ tiē dàn wǒ xiàn zài dà nàn lín tóu |
| [09:17.67] | But I' ve got couscous! dàn wǒ xiàn zài xiǎo mǐ dāng qián |
| [09:20.74] | Honey, I know it' s our anniversary... qīn ài de, duì bù qǐ wǒ zhī dào jīn tiān shì wǒ men zhōu nián jì niàn |
| [09:23.41] | ... but I told you on the phone, I don' t have time to stop. dàn wǒ zài diàn huà shàng gēn nǐ shuō guò wǒ méi yǒu shí jiān tíng xià lái |
| [09:27.08] | You don' t have to stop. I' m invisible. I' m not here. nǐ bù bì tíng xià lái wǒ shì yǐn xíng rén, kàn bú dào |
| [09:30.78] | Yeah, but I don' t duì, kě shì, wǒ bù |
| [09:32.58] | Who approved that order? shì shuí pī zhǔn zhè pī huò de? |
| [09:35.19] | Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office. wǒ men zhè lǐ méi yǒu mǎ kè luó bīn xùn |
| [09:38.76] | Get Mark on the phone! I love Mark. Do you know him? dǎ diàn huà gěi mǎ kè wǒ xǐ huān mǎ kè, nǐ rèn shi tā ma? |
| [09:43.69] | Let me check that with what I' ve got. ràng wǒ kàn kàn |
| [09:46.13] | See, 038 is not the number for this store. 038 is Atlanta. 038 bú shì běn diàn de hào mǎ shì yà tè lán dà de hào mǎ |
| [09:55.04] | Pepper? hú jiāo? |
| [09:58.04] | None for me. wǒ bù yòng |
| [09:59.31] | Okay, sorry! hǎo, duì bù qǐ |
| [10:05.18] | And I' m sorry, but duì bù qǐ, kě shì |
| [10:06.65] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [10:15.56] | I have to call you back. I' ve got Shemp in my office. wǒ dāi huì r zài dǎ gěi nǐ wǒ zhè lǐ yī tuán luàn |
| [10:22.37] | What are you doing? I' m sorry. nǐ zhè shì gàn ma? duì bù qǐ |
| [10:24.64] | But somebody' s off the phone! How about a glass of wine... dàn nǐ diàn huà jiǎng wán le hē bēi jiǔ bā? |
| [10:28.37] | ... by the fire? I can get it going again.... wéi zhe lú huǒ duì yǐn wǒ kě yǐ zài bǎ huǒ shēng qǐ lái |
| [10:35.15] | You don' t have 10 minutes? I don' t have 10 minutes! nǐ lián shí fēn zhōng dōu méi yǒu? wǒ lián shí fēn zhōng dōu méi yǒu |
| [10:38.25] | Sophie, does she have 10 minutes? I told you, I don' t! sū fēi, tā yǒu shí fēn zhōng shí jiān ma? wǒ shuō guò méi yǒu |
| [10:42.15] | Don' t yell. This is the most I' ve seen you all week. bié duì wǒ hǒu wǒ yí gè lǐ bài méi jiàn dào nǐ le |
| [10:45.72] | Look, I cannot do this right now. I' ve got a deadline! tīng hǎo le, wǒ xiàn zài méi kòng lǐ nǐ wǒ de jiāo huò shí jiān dào le |
| [10:50.09] | Go home and we' ll talk later. huí jiā qù, wǒ men huí tóu zài shuō |
| [10:52.20] | Yeah, but wait! Goodbye! hǎo, kě shì děng yī xià zài jiàn |
| [11:01.51] | Actually, that' s our threehole punch. gāng cái nà gè shì wǒ men de sān dòng dǎ kǒng jī |
| [11:11.22] | Hi. hāi |
| [11:12.88] | Look, about what happened earlier gāng cái de shì |
| [11:15.39] | I completely understand. You were stressed. wǒ wán quán liǎo jiě nǐ de yā lì hěn dà |
| [11:22.36] | I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me. wǒ běn lái yào gěi nǐ jī huì xiàng wǒ dào qiàn |
| [11:25.90] | For letting you throw me out of your office? wèi nǐ bǎ wǒ gǎn chū bàn gōng shì ér bào qiàn? |
| [11:28.83] | You had no right coming down to my office. nǐ méi yǒu quán lì dào wǒ bàn gōng shì lái |
| [11:32.07] | You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody' s work... nǐ bù néng dài zhe yě cān lán dào rén jiā de bàn gōng shì |
| [11:35.87] | ... unless they' re a park ranger! chú fēi zhè gè rén shì gōng yuán guǎn lǐ yuán |
| [11:40.44] | Excuse me for wanting to be with my girl on our anniversary. yuán liàng wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zài zhōu nián jì niàn rì gēn nǚ péng yǒu zài yì qǐ |
| [11:44.28] | Boy, what an ass am l! lǎo tiān, wǒ zhēn shì hún dàn |
| [11:47.08] | But I told you I didn' t have the time! dàn wǒ shuō guò wǒ méi yǒu shí jiān |
| [11:50.12] | Well, you never have the time. nǐ yī zhí dōu méi shí jiān |
| [11:52.06] | I don' t feel like I have a girlfriend anymore. wǒ jué de zì jǐ hǎo xiàng gēn běn méi yǒu nǚ péng yǒu |
| [11:54.69] | Do you want me to quit my job... nǐ shì bú shì yào wǒ cí zhí |
| [11:56.79] | ... so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? hǎo ràng nǐ jué de zì jǐ yǒu nǚ péng yǒu? |
| [11:59.56] | It would nice if you' d realize that it' s just a job. wǒ zhǐ xī wàng nǐ liǎo jiě zhè zhǐ shì yī fèn gōng zuò |
| [12:03.70] | Just a job? zhǐ shì yī fèn gōng zuò? |
| [12:07.94] | It' s the first time in my life I' m doing something I care about! zhè shì wǒ yī shēng zhōng dì yī cì zuò wǒ jué de yǒu yì yì de shì |
| [12:12.04] | The first time I' m doing something I' m good at! dì yī cì fā huī zì jǐ de zhuān cháng |
| [12:15.48] | If you don' t get that rú guǒ nǐ bù liǎo jiě |
| [12:17.08] | I get that, and I' m happy for you. wǒ liǎo jiě, yě wèi nǐ gāo xìng |
| [12:19.58] | But I' m tired of dating your answering machine! I don' t know what to do! dàn wǒ shòu gòu gēn dá lù jī tán liàn ài wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me bàn |
| [12:27.66] | Is this about Mark? zhè shì yīn wèi mǎ kè ma? |
| [12:30.56] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [12:31.80] | Okay, it' s not. hǎo, bú shì |
| [12:32.90] | Oh, my God! wǒ de lǎo tiān yé |
| [12:34.43] | I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again. wǒ bù néng lǎo shì gēn nǐ wèi tóng yī jiàn shì qíng chǎo jià |
| [12:38.90] | You' re making this too hard. nǐ ràng wǒ shòu bù liǎo |
| [12:40.77] | I' m making this too hard? What should I do? wǒ ràng nǐ shòu bù liǎo? nǐ yào wǒ zěn me zuò? |
| [12:43.11] | I don' t know! I don' t know! Look... wǒ bù zhī dào zhè yàng ba |
| [12:45.64] | ... maybe we should just take a break! yě xǔ wǒ men yīng gāi lěng jìng yī xià |
| [12:48.28] | Fine, you' re right. Let' s take a break. Let' s cool off. hěn hǎo, nǐ shuō de duì wǒ men lěng jìng yī xià |
| [12:51.85] | Let' s get some frozen yogurt or something. wǒ men qù chī lěng dòng yōu gé ba |
| [13:00.79] | A break from us. wǒ men fēn shǒu ba |
| [13:16.54] | advances in collating in the past five years. guò qù wǔ nián lái zài hé duì fāng miàn dí jìn bù |
| [13:19.71] | We just got in an X5000, you know? wǒ men jìn le yī tái X5000 |
| [13:22.01] | The X5000 makes an X50 look like a T71. yǒu le X5000 X50 kàn qǐ lái jiù xiàng X71 |
| [13:31.89] | Hi, Ross! Hi, Chloe. hāi, luó sī hāi, kè luó yī |
| [13:33.69] | I want you to meet some friends of mine. jiè shào nǐ rèn shi wǒ de péng yǒu |
| [13:38.40] | He' s my hero. He' ll want to blow stuff up 400 percent. tā shì wǒ de ǒu xiàng tā yào bǎ dōng xī fàng dà sì bèi |
| [13:42.37] | We say we don' t do that. He says, " You gotta." Know what? We did it. wǒ shuō wǒ men bù yìn, tā shuō fēi yìn bù kě jié guǒ ne? wǒ men bàn dào le |
| [13:47.07] | Now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say," Let' s Ross it!" xiàn zài yǒu rén yào fàng dà sì bèi wǒ men jiù shuō" luó sī yǐng yìn lái luó" |
| [13:51.08] | And that' s the only color that comes in. ér qiě zhǐ yǒu yī zhǒng yán sè |
| [14:02.15] | What are you doing? I thought tonight' s your anniversary dinner. nǐ zěn me huí shì? jīn wǎn bú shì nǐ de zhōu nián jì niàn rì ma? |
| [14:05.76] | A little change of plans. jì huà lüè wéi gǎi biàn |
| [14:07.76] | We' re gonna break up instead. wǒ men dǎ suàn fēn shǒu |
| [14:12.80] | And I can speak a little French. wǒ huì shuō yì diǎn fǎ wén |
| [14:19.74] | Why? What did I say? zěn me le? wǒ shuō cuò le shén me? |
| [14:21.64] | Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight. nǐ gāng cái wèn wǒ jīn wǎn yào bú yào gēn nǐ shàng chuáng? |
| [14:27.34] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [14:28.81] | No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice. nán guài wǒ zài mò lì sī cān tīng dé dào zhè me hǎo de fú wù |
| [14:34.52] | Hi. Could you please tell Sergei that I was fascinated... hāi, má fán nǐ gào sù sāi ěr jí wǒ hěn xīn shǎng |
| [14:39.26] | ... by what Boutros BoutrosGhali said in the Times? bù tè luò sī bù tè luò sī gài lǐ zài niǔ yuē shí bào xiě de wén zhāng |
| [14:46.10] | You didn' t say " Boutros BoutrosGhali." nǐ méi yǒu shuō bù tè luò sī bù tè luò sī gài lǐ |
| [14:49.00] | Boutros BoutrosGhali. bù tè luò sī bù tè luò sī gài lǐ |
| [14:53.17] | He says he was too. tā shuō tā yě shì |
| [14:54.81] | Interesting. yǒu yì sī |
| [14:58.11] | So I was wondering wǒ zài xiǎng |
| [15:00.38] | Before you get all talky again... chèn nǐ men hái méi kāi kǒu shuō huà |
| [15:03.35] | ... could you also please tell Sergei... má fán nǐ gào sù sāi ěr jí |
| [15:07.35] | ... that I really like his suit. wǒ hěn xǐ huān tā de xī zhuāng |
| [15:22.87] | He said," Thank you. You look pretty tonight. tā shuō" xiè xiè nǐ nǐ jīn wǎn hěn měi" |
| [15:25.84] | Your hair, golden like the sun." So you' re a chef? nín de xiù fā rú yáng guāng shǎn shǎn fā liàng zhè me shuō nǐ shì gè chú shī? |
| [15:30.24] | I' m also thinking of opening up my own restaurant. wǒ dǎ suàn zì jǐ kāi yī jiān cān tīng |
| [15:33.08] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [15:34.31] | Could I talk to you behind my menu? gēn nǐ shuō jǐ jù qiāo qiāo huà hǎo ma? |
| [15:39.25] | What are you doing? nǐ zhè shì gàn shén me? |
| [15:40.85] | Well, I was having a conversation. wǒ zài liáo tiān a |
| [15:43.05] | Misha' s so interested in you, Sergei and I haven' t been able to talk at all. mǐ xià duì nǐ fēi cháng yǒu yì sī sāi ěr jí gēn wǒ gēn běn shuō bù shàng huà |
| [15:48.56] | You want me to sit silently, while you three converse? nǐ yào wǒ ān ān jìng jìng dì zuò zhe tīng nǐ men sān ge rén shuō huà? |
| [15:51.66] | That would be great. Thank you. nà tài hǎo le, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [16:01.67] | Hi. It' s Mark. hāi, wǒ shì mǎ kè |
| [16:05.34] | What? Is it my breath? zěn me? wǒ yǒu kǒu chòu ma? |
| [16:08.38] | Sorry. I just thought you were somebody else. duì bù qǐ, wǒ yǐ wéi shì bié rén dǎ lái de |
| [16:11.28] | I was just gonna leave a message. Isn' t tonight your anniversary dinner? wǒ zhǐ shì dǎ lái liú huà de jīn wǎn bú shì nǐ de zhōu nián jì niàn rì ma? |
| [16:19.12] | Rach? Are you okay? ruì qiū? nǐ méi shì ba? |
| [16:21.06] | Yeah, I' m fine. wǒ méi shì |
| [16:23.93] | You wanna talk? I can come over. nǐ xiǎng liáo liáo ma? wǒ kě yǐ guò lái |
| [16:26.10] | Really, no. Please. That' s okay. zhēn de bù bì le, méi guān xì |
| [16:28.77] | All right. I' m coming over with Chinese food. hǎo, wǒ dài zhōng guó cài guò lái |
| [16:31.27] | I' m not hungry. wǒ bù è |
| [16:36.21] | Bye. zài jiàn |
| [16:41.55] | So what' ll you do? What can I do? nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me bàn? wǒ néng zěn me bàn? |
| [16:43.55] | One person wants to break up, you break up. duì fāng xiǎng fēn shǒu, jiù zhǐ néng fēn shǒu le |
| [16:46.05] | No way. This is you guys. Call her and work it out. cái bú shì zhè me huí shì nǐ shì nán rén, dǎ diàn huà qù hé hǎo |
| [16:49.65] | We just had this huge fight. Don' t I have to wait awhile? wǒ men gāng gāng cái dà chǎo yī jià bù yòng xiān děng yī duàn shí jiān ma? |
| [16:53.29] | It isn' t like swimming after you eat. Pick up the phone! yòu bú shì gāng chī wán fàn bù néng yóu yǒng, qù dǎ diàn huà |
| [17:02.17] | You know that swimming thing is a myth. nǐ zhī dào chī wán fàn bù néng yóu yǒng qí shí shì gè mí sī |
| [17:04.80] | Tell that to my Uncle Lenny. qù gēn wǒ lán ní shū shū shuō ba |
| [17:07.24] | Why? What happened to him? wèi shí me? tā zěn me le? |
| [17:09.64] | Nothing. He just really believes in that. méi yǒu zěn me le zhǐ bù guò tā fēi cháng xiāng xìn zhè huí shì |
| [17:14.48] | Then we got into this big fight It was awful. rán hòu wǒ men dà chǎo yī jià, nòng de hěn jiāng |
| [17:17.75] | I told him he treats me like a park ranger, something.... wǒ shuō tā bǎ wǒ dāng gōng yuán guǎn lǐ yuán shén me de |
| [17:23.35] | And then... rán hòu |
| [17:25.76] | ... I told him I wanted to take a break. wǒ gào sù tā wǒ xiǎng lěng jìng yī xià |
| [17:28.43] | I don' t want to take a break. wǒ bù xiǎng fēn kāi |
| [17:31.36] | I' m sorry. wǒ zhēn tì nǐ nán guò |
| [17:34.00] | Egg roll? dàn juǎn? |
| [17:37.84] | And then I called him and he wasn' t there. rán hòu wǒ dǎ diàn huà gěi tā tā bù zài jiā |
| [17:41.04] | He' s probably just out. tā dà gài zhǐ shì chū qù le |
| [17:42.84] | Thank you, that' s very helpful. I' m glad you came over. xiè xiè nǐ, nǐ shuō de huà hǎo yǒu yòng nǐ lái le kě zhēn hǎo |
| [17:52.02] | Hi, it' s me. hāi, shì wǒ |
| [17:53.55] | Oh, I' m so glad you called. nǐ dǎ lái jiù hǎo le |
| [17:56.00] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [17:57.12] | This is crazy. Don' t you think we can work on this? zhè tài huāng miù le, nǐ bù jué de wǒ men kě yǐ gōu tōng ma? |
| [18:01.39] | What do you want to drink? nǐ xiǎng hē shén me? |
| [18:03.56] | Who' s that? nà shi shuí? |
| [18:06.06] | Nobody? méi yǒu rén |
| [18:08.20] | Is it okay if I finish the apple juice? wǒ kě yǐ bǎ píng guǒ zhī hē guāng ma? |
| [18:11.40] | Is that Mark? nà shi mǎ kè ma? |
| [18:13.70] | Honey, he just came over qīn ài de, tā zhǐ shì guò lái |
| [18:15.57] | Yeah, got it! hǎo, wǒ dǒng le |
| [18:22.48] | Hey, Dinosaur Guy! Look at you, so sad. hēi, kǒng lóng xiān shēng kàn kàn nǐ, hǎo shāng xīn |
| [18:25.38] | Come dance. lái tiào wǔ ba |
| [18:26.42] | That' s okay. Thanks. méi guān xì, xiè xiè nǐ |
| [18:30.19] | You don' t have to smile. You just have to dance. nǐ bù bì xiào zhǐ yào tiào wǔ jiù hǎo le |
| [18:33.09] | I don' t feel like dancing. I feel like having a drink, okay? wǒ bù xiǎng tiào wǔ wǒ xiǎng hē jiǔ, hǎo ma? |
| [18:37.06] | Two beers! liǎng bēi pí jiǔ |
| [18:40.70] | And the vet said it was time. shòu yī gēn wǒ shuō shí hòu dào le |
| [18:43.10] | And so from half a world away... wǒ zài dì qiú de lìng yī duān |
| [18:45.37] | ... while my mother held the phone to his ear... wǒ mǔ qīn bǎ diàn huà ná dào tā ěr duǒ páng biān |
| [18:48.27] | ... I said goodbye to my dog... wǒ yòng qī zhǒng yǔ yán |
| [18:51.84] | ... in seven languages. gēn wǒ de gǒu shuō zài jiàn |
| [18:55.85] | Could I have a tissue? Oh, sure. gěi wǒ yī zhāng miàn zhǐ hǎo ma? méi wèn tí |
| [18:58.08] | I just hope you don' t accidentally... xī wàng nǐ bú huì bù xiǎo xīn |
| [19:00.52] | ... suck it up through your nose and choke on it. xī jìn bí zi lǐ qiāng sǐ |
| [19:08.93] | Sergei would like to apologize for my behavior tonight. sāi ěr jí wèi wǒ jīn wǎn de yán háng dào qiàn |
| [19:14.10] | Well, tell him," Apology accepted." gēn tā shuō" wǒ jiē shòu tā de dào qiàn" |
| [19:19.40] | Unbelievable. For the first time in years, someone wants to talk to me. zhēn méi xiǎng dào, zhè me duō nián lái dì yī cì yǒu rén xiǎng gēn wǒ shuō huà |
| [19:23.94] | But do you think he would let me enjoy that? No! dàn nǐ xiǎng tā huì ràng wǒ zhè me hǎo guò ma? dāng rán bú huì |
| [19:28.21] | You silly diplomat. Why don' t you learn some English? nǐ zhè gè bèn wài jiāo guān wèi shí me zì jǐ bù xué yīng wén? |
| [19:33.78] | Excuse me, but isn' t he paying for your dinner? duì bù qǐ, nǐ de wǎn cān bú shì tā fù zhàng de ma? |
| [19:37.55] | The man' s dog just died. rén jiā de gǒu cái gāng guò shì |
| [19:57.57] | I have just resigned my post. wǒ cí zhí le |
| [19:59.81] | Will you accompany me to the Rainbow Room? nǐ yuàn bù yuàn yì péi wǒ dào cǎi hóng tīng? |
| [20:02.48] | I have diplomatic coupons. wǒ yǒu wài jiāo guān zhé jià quàn |
| [20:09.69] | My guy has coupons. wǒ de nán bàn yǒu zhé jià quàn |
| [20:13.56] | Your guy can' t even say " coupons." nǐ de nán bàn lián" zhé jià quàn" dōu bú huì jiǎng |
| [20:23.67] | Plate. pán zi |
| [20:24.90] | Plate! Yes! Plate! pán zi, duì, pán zi |
| [20:30.81] | See, we don' t need them. kàn, wǒ men bù xū yào tā men |
| [20:47.42] | I like this song. wǒ xǐ huān zhè shǒu gē |
| [20:50.16] | Well, you' re practically dancing, already. nǐ děng yú yǐ jīng zài tiào wǔ le |
| [20:53.83] | Why don' t you just do it over here? bù rú dào zhè lǐ lái tiào ba? |
| [20:57.03] | What are you, married? nǐ shì yǒu fù zhī fū, shì ba? |
| [20:59.50] | Because that' s okay. yīn wèi zhè yě wú suǒ wèi |
| [21:16.22] | Oh, be home, be home, be home.... zài jiā |
| [21:25.53] | You' re not home. nǐ bù zài jiā |
| [21:38.11] | Still no smile? hái shì bù xiào? |
| [21:55.73] | " xià jí dài xù" |
| [22:14.81] | Miss American Pie měi guó pài xiǎo jiě |
| [22:22.42] | It' s a very hard language. zhè zhǒng yǔ yán hěn nán xué |
| [22:25.32] | Let' s do it again. zài lái yī cì |
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