| [0-1:57.260] | I can't help but fall from grace |
| [00:01.100] | This girl's good. |
| [00:02.830] | Yeah,a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before. |
| [00:09.100] | I like her. |
| [00:10.170] | Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time? |
| [00:15.440] | That's all I'm looking for from these people. |
| [00:19.050] | Look at you,all jealous. |
| [00:21.220] | Come on,Pheebs. You two have completely different styles. |
| [00:24.690] | She's more.... You know? |
| [00:29.020] | And you're more.... |
| [00:31.960] | Say you'll stay beside me |
| [00:41.000] | See? Everybody else is happy she's done. |
| [00:46.340] | Okay,my next song's called: |
| [00:48.480] | "Phoebe Buffay,What Can I Say? I Loved When We Were... |
| [00:51.810] | ...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way." |
| [00:58.050] | One of those "look for the hidden meaning" songs. |
| [01:02.820] | The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner |
| [01:52.210] | Hey,Phoebe. |
| [01:54.040] | Hey,Leslie. |
| [01:55.340] | How'd you know I'd be here? |
| [01:57.050] | I saw Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish. |
| [02:00.080] | He said you played here a lot,so.... |
| [02:02.180] | I have to go to the bathroom. |
| [02:03.990] | If "big-fish place" comes up again... |
| [02:06.190] | ... I'd like to know if that's several big fish or just one big fish. |
| [02:11.530] | So Phoebe says you write jingles. |
| [02:13.700] | Actually,I said she abandoned me to write jingles. |
| [02:18.600] | Anything we might've heard of? |
| [02:22.570] | Home is never far away |
| [02:24.840] | Home is Homestar Stew. |
| [02:30.350] | But I don't do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it. |
| [02:33.580] | And then I couldn't come up with anything good,so they fired me. |
| [02:38.350] | Bummer. |
| [02:41.090] | Well,you know,I was just.... |
| [02:43.790] | I was just thinking and just hoping that... |
| [02:48.130] | ... maybe you'd want to get back together? |
| [02:51.170] | No,but,thanks. |
| [02:52.700] | Come on,Phoebe. Would you just think about it? |
| [03:05.380] | See you,Pheebs. |
| [03:11.020] | That was kind of brutal. |
| [03:12.900] | Let this be a lesson to all of you. |
| [03:15.460] | Once you betray me, I become like the lce Woman. |
| [03:18.990] | I'm just very cold,hard,unyielding. |
| [03:24.100] | You know,nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. |
| [03:27.770] | Can I have a tissue? |
| [03:36.080] | Is someone in there? |
| [03:39.350] | I'm playing a daredevil game... |
| [03:41.320] | ...called "Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die." |
| [03:45.290] | Jeez,man! Did you fall? |
| [03:46.960] | Hi! |
| [03:49.060] | So did you? Did you fall high? |
| [03:53.130] | Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn't wait. |
| [03:55.500] | I left the lid up for you,though. |
| [04:02.170] | I'm talking to.... |
| [04:06.040] | This is where you say your name. |
| [04:08.180] | Ginger. |
| [04:09.210] | Ginger. I'm talking to Ginger,so... |
| [04:15.250] | Don't you have to use the bathroom? |
| [04:19.090] | No,I just I'd rather talk to you. |
| [04:22.560] | Yes,I do. |
| [04:24.730] | Yes,I do have to go to the bathroom. |
| [04:27.730] | There's someone in here. |
| [04:31.270] | -Where's Chandler? -He can't make it. |
| [04:33.540] | He said he had to go back to his job and |
| [04:39.110] | Joey? |
| [04:42.180] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [04:49.450] | I can see you,okay? |
| [04:51.520] | You're hiding behind the coats. |
| [05:04.800] | Close one. |
| [05:11.710] | Hi. |
| [05:13.410] | Hi,sweetie. |
| [05:14.480] | Hello. |
| [05:16.210] | Hey,Ross. |
| [05:20.480] | -I've got some bad news. -What? |
| [05:22.820] | I can eat, but I have to come back here. |
| [05:25.320] | Come on. You've worked late every night for two weeks. |
| [05:28.620] | -What is it now? -It's my fault. I quit today. |
| [05:31.630] | But work comes first! |
| [05:34.000] | But that's sad about you,though. What happened? |
| [05:37.330] | What happened? Burn out? Burn all out,did you? |
| [05:42.840] | He's leaving for a better job. |
| [05:45.170] | That's great. So I guess this is goodbye then. |
| [05:48.480] | Goodbye. |
| [05:52.080] | Okay,then. |
| [05:53.920] | Well,we're gonna miss you around here. |
| [05:56.650] | Yeah,me too. |
| [06:00.690] | -So see you on Saturday. -Yeah,you bet! |
| [06:22.940] | Now,you know those are a delicacy in lndia. |
| [06:27.120] | That was Leslie calling to see if we can get back together. |
| [06:36.290] | She must've hurt you bad. |
| [06:38.030] | Well,yeah. You know,we were best friends... |
| [06:41.060] | ...ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together. |
| [06:55.480] | Is Chandler around? |
| [06:57.350] | He met some girl at the coffeehouse. |
| [07:00.420] | Ginger something. |
| [07:05.320] | Sure it wasn't something that sounded liked Ginger? Like "Gingeer"? |
| [07:11.430] | No,it was Ginger. |
| [07:12.930] | I remember because when he told me,I said: |
| [07:15.330] | The movie star “ |
| [07:18.670] | Oh,man! |
| [07:19.770] | That's the girl I was hiding from. |
| [07:22.040] | When she sees he's my roommate, she'll tell him what I did. |
| [07:26.540] | Oh,no! I can't.... |
| [07:29.580] | I can't tell you. It's the most awful thing I've ever done. |
| [07:33.950] | Don't tell us. |
| [07:35.380] | We'll wait till Chandler gets home. It'll be more fun that way. |
| [07:40.920] | It was,like,four years ago. |
| [07:47.060] | ...we went to her Dad's cabin... |
| [07:48.800] | ...just me,her and her annoying little dog,Pepper. |
| [07:52.900] | That night I cooked this really romantic dinner |
| [07:56.170] | You gave her food poisoning! |
| [07:58.540] | I wish. |
| [08:05.050] | I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out... |
| [08:09.650] | ...so I picked up a log and threw it on. |
| [08:14.220] | Or what I thought was a log. |
| [08:16.260] | Oh,my God! You threw Pepper on the fire! |
| [08:19.760] | I wish. |
| [08:23.230] | Another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger... |
| [08:27.040] | ...is that she kind of has a... |
| [08:30.140] | ...artificial leg. |
| [08:37.350] | Oh,my God! |
| [08:40.650] | What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? |
| [08:44.750] | I ran! |
| [08:55.100] | That's the best kiss I've had... |
| [08:57.370] | ...with anybody I met in a men's room. |
| [09:00.970] | Actually,me too. |
| [09:04.210] | Foot all in the puddle! |
| [09:06.510] | Damn! I hate that! |
| [09:08.540] | -You'll have to get out of those shoes. -Don't worry. |
| [09:13.950] | No,I'm not. |
| [09:17.720] | You're not? Have you got a bionic foot? |
| [09:21.720] | Someday. Maybe. |
| [09:34.400] | Funny book? |
| [09:37.540] | I'm just thinking about something funny I heard today. |
| [09:42.480] | Mark saying, "I'll see you Saturday." |
| [09:47.520] | Yeah,at the lecture. |
| [09:49.050] | I told you last week. You said you didn't mind. |
| [09:52.190] | It's not the lecture I mind. |
| [09:56.060] | Please tell me it's not because I'm going with Mark. |
| [10:00.060] | -Well -Oh,my God! |
| [10:02.760] | I'm sorry,but if you're not working with him anymore... |
| [10:06.330] | ...why do you still hang out? |
| [10:08.540] | Because he's my friend. |
| [10:16.410] | If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler,can I play with Mark? |
| [10:20.750] | Is that funny? Am I suppose to be laughing? |
| [10:23.590] | I don't know. You thought "See you Saturday" was funny. |
| [10:27.900] | Mark is in fashion. |
| [10:29.460] | I like having a friend I can share this stuff with. |
| [10:32.690] | You guys would never go to a lecture with me. |
| [10:38.200] | I'd love to go with you. |
| [10:39.900] | |
| [10:41.240] | I have clothes. |
| [10:43.200] | I even pick them out. |
| [10:49.110] | ... monger. |
| [10:55.720] | I would love for you to go with me. |
| [10:58.720] | What? |
| [11:00.490] | What should I wear? Now I'm all nervous. |
| [11:13.000] | You know,they say "A watched pot never beeps." |
| [11:19.410] | It's been a couple hours... |
| [11:22.110] | ...and she hasn't called. |
| [11:24.650] | Not that I even care. I don't. |
| [11:27.520] | Why don't you just call her? |
| [11:29.680] | You obviously want to. |
| [11:31.950] | You think you know me so well. |
| [11:34.320] | Well,don't you wanna? |
| [11:38.430] | So I do know you. |
| [11:40.260] | That's what I said. |
| [11:44.000] | Well,so? |
| [11:45.330] | I can't. |
| [11:47.000] | I can't. She dumped me. |
| [11:49.500] | I totally trusted her, then one day it was like: |
| [11:52.110] | "Okay,bye,Pheebs." Gone! “ |
| [11:55.840] | You know what the saddest part is? |
| [11:58.310] | When we were playing together, that was... |
| [12:00.950] | ...the most fun I've ever had in all my lives. |
| [12:06.050] | My favorite shoes,so good to me I wear them every day |
| [12:11.160] | Down at the heel,holes in the toes Don't care what people say |
| [12:16.360] | My feet's best friend Pals to the end |
| [12:19.400] | With them,I'm one hot chickie |
| [12:22.300] | Though late one night Not much light |
| [12:32.310] | Sticky shoes,sticky shoes |
| [12:35.250] | Always make me smile |
| [12:38.020] | Sticky shoes,sticky shoes Next time I'll... |
| [12:44.090] | ...avoid the... |
| [12:47.200] | ...pile! |
| [12:57.570] | We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors. |
| [13:02.340] | For instance,a sheer navy blouse over a pink.... |
| [13:13.350] | You're so pretty. |
| [13:17.760] | I love you. |
| [13:22.800] | Smelly cat,smelly cat |
| [13:25.900] | What are they feeding you? |
| [13:28.900] | Smelly cat,smelly cat |
| [13:32.410] | It's not your fault |
| [13:37.750] | That's great! |
| [13:39.450] | You know,you could totally sell this. |
| [13:46.650] | A jingle? |
| [13:49.120] | Why not? You'd make a ton of money. |
| [13:50.960] | If I was in this for the money, I'd be a millionaire by now. |
| [13:56.160] | You gotta get out of that jingle-head. |
| [14:00.130] | You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. |
| [14:02.570] | That's okay. |
| [14:03.640] | I'm gonna play a song now that's really,really sad. |
| [14:07.110] | It's called "Magician Box Mix-Up." |
| [14:15.350] | Oversized bracelets, oversized earrings... |
| [14:18.250] | ...oversizing of accessories, in general,is very popular now. |
| [14:34.840] | Can I borrow this? My milk's gone bad. |
| [14:37.370] | I hate that. |
| [14:38.640] | I once had a thing of half-and-half. Stole my car. |
| [14:44.280] | So how was your date with Ginger? |
| [14:48.180] | Great. |
| [14:49.680] | It was great. She's... |
| [14:51.490] | She's great. Great looks and personality. Greatness. |
| [14:56.560] | Sounds like she's got the... |
| [14:59.130] | ...whole package. |
| [15:01.900] | Joey told you about the leg,huh? |
| [15:06.070] | Oh,God! It freaked me out. |
| [15:08.240] | It shouldn't,but it did. |
| [15:10.070] | I wanna keep seeing her, but it's like: |
| [15:12.910] | "Hey,you know what? Where's your leg?" |
| [15:19.910] | I'm the smallest person in the world, aren't l? |
| [15:23.900] | Morning. |
| [15:25.350] | Actually,he's the smallest person in the world. |
| [15:34.160] | Heard about the leg-burning,huh? |
| [15:38.830] | It came up. |
| [15:41.240] | Listen,I know it's a long shot,but... |
| [15:45.240] | ... by any chance, did she find that funny? |
| [15:52.710] | So I nodded off a little! |
| [15:54.580] | "Nodded off"? Ross,you were snoring! |
| [16:02.190] | Come on! Forty-five minutes.... |
| [16:04.930] | Forty-five minutes,the man talked about strappy-backed dresses. |
| [16:10.260] | Okay,how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium... |
| [16:15.040] | ...Iistening to Professor "Pitstains" say: |
| [16:17.540] | "Remember that thing that died a gazillion years ago? “ |
| [16:21.140] | Well,here's a little bone we didn't know it had!" “ |
| [16:32.420] | And second of all, that little bone proved that... |
| [16:35.160] | ...that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly. |
| [16:38.760] | Okay,you know what I just heard? |
| [16:45.730] | A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. |
| [16:50.270] | I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. |
| [16:55.110] | Oh,that is so |
| [16:57.310] | A bunch of out-of-control jackets take over an island! |
| [17:08.160] | If what I do is so lame... |
| [17:10.520] | ...then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? |
| [17:14.430] | Was it so I just wouldn't go with Mark? |
| [17:19.670] | I wanted to be with you. |
| [17:22.670] | I don't know,I feel like lately... |
| [17:25.040] | ...you're slipping away from me... |
| [17:27.210] | ...with this new job and all these new people. |
| [17:35.050] | ...but I just hate that I'm not a part of it. |
| [17:43.620] | It's not dumb. |
| [17:46.730] | But maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it. |
| [17:50.060] | You know what I mean? |
| [17:52.830] | I mean,it's like... |
| [17:54.170] | ... I like that you're not involved in that part of my life. |
| [17:59.170] | That's a little clearer. |
| [18:02.180] | See,it doesn't mean I don't love you... |
| [18:05.180] | ... because I do. I love you so much. |
| [18:08.550] | But my work It's for me,you know? |
| [18:11.220] | I'm out there on my own, and I'm doing it. |
| [18:13.900] | And it's scary, but I love it because it's mine. |
| [18:21.330] | Sure. |
| [18:32.670] | You're thinking about my leg. |
| [18:36.780] | Actually,I forgot. What's the deal with that again? |
| [18:45.950] | ...because I don't like wasting my time. |
| [18:49.090] | Am I wasting my time? |
| [18:52.190] | No,I don't think so. |
| [18:55.100] | It's like anything else. You just have to get used to it. |
| [19:10.950] | What's that? |
| [19:13.310] | That's my "nubbin." |
| [19:19.950] | What's a nubbin? |
| [19:22.620] | It's kind of a third-nipple kind of thing. |
| [19:28.230] | You have three nipples? |
| [19:29.960] | Well,you know,two regulars... |
| [19:32.630] | ...and one that barely qualifies as a |
| [19:38.840] | |
| [19:39.970] | |
| [19:41.810] | I just remembered. I have to leave. |
| [19:44.180] | You have to leave? Now? How come? |
| [19:47.780] | Well,it's nubbin. Nothing! |
| [19:51.550] | You know what? I'll see you later. |
| [20:03.400] | I thought you weren't coming. |
| [20:05.370] | -Where were you? -Come here,come here. |
| [20:09.400] | Don't get mad,okay? |
| [20:10.810] | Don't give me a reason to get mad, okay? |
| [20:14.210] | I played Smelly Cat for my old ad agency. They went nuts! |
| [20:18.380] | I told you I didn't want you to try and sell it... |
| [20:21.980] | ...and you just big,fat did it anyway! |
| [20:26.990] | I think,five years ago, I probably would have done anything... |
| [20:31.030] | ...to play with you. |
| [20:32.660] | But I can do it myself. If I can't trust you,then forget it. |
| [20:36.530] | I don't wanna forget it. |
| [20:38.230] | You know what? You have to choose. |
| [20:40.200] | If the most important thing on the planet to you... |
| [20:43.570] | ...is this cat-poopy thing, then you can have Smelly Cat. |
| [20:48.910] | But we won't be partners. |
| [20:51.510] | So what's it gonna be? |
| [20:53.180] | -Smelly cat,smelly cat -Problem odor in the litter box? |
| [20:56.680] | Don't change your kitty, change your kitty litter. |
| [21:00.420] | It's not your fault |
| [21:05.290] | Sorry,Pheebs. |
| [21:08.200] | You okay? |
| [21:11.070] | I actually am. |
| [21:12.630] | Because,you know,life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff. |
| [21:16.600] | You learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. |
| [21:20.740] | -You wanna hear a new song? -We'd love to. |
| [21:26.180] | Jingle bitch screwed me over |
| [21:30.050] | Go to hell,jingle whore |
| [21:31.920] | Go to hell,go to hell,go to hell |
| [21:36.590] | That's all I have so far. |
| [21:43.830] | Well,hello! |
| [21:46.430] | -Where you been? -The doctor. |
| [21:48.440] | Is everything okay? |
| [21:50.100] | Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. |
| [21:56.280] | Two nipples,no waiting. |
| [21:58.210] | Well! Just like Rachel in high school. |
| [22:02.950] | What? |
| [22:04.820] | Come on,I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke. |
| [22:08.190] | That was an obvious joke. |
| [22:10.290] | And I didn't think of it. Why? |
| [22:13.530] | The source of all my powers. |
| [22:17.300] | Oh,dear God,what have I done? |
| [0-1:57.260] | I can' t help but fall from grace |
| [00:01.100] | This girl' s good. |
| [00:02.830] | Yeah, a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before. |
| [00:09.100] | I like her. |
| [00:10.170] | Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time? |
| [00:15.440] | That' s all I' m looking for from these people. |
| [00:19.050] | Look at you, all jealous. |
| [00:21.220] | Come on, Pheebs. You two have completely different styles. |
| [00:24.690] | She' s more.... You know? |
| [00:29.020] | And you' re more.... |
| [00:31.960] | Say you' ll stay beside me |
| [00:41.000] | See? Everybody else is happy she' s done. |
| [00:46.340] | Okay, my next song' s called: |
| [00:48.480] | " Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Loved When We Were... |
| [00:51.810] | ... Singing Partners and I Shouldn' t Have Left You That Way." |
| [00:58.050] | One of those " look for the hidden meaning" songs. |
| [01:02.820] | The One With Phoebe' s ExPartner |
| [01:52.210] | Hey, Phoebe. |
| [01:54.040] | Hey, Leslie. |
| [01:55.340] | How' d you know I' d be here? |
| [01:57.050] | I saw Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish. |
| [02:00.080] | He said you played here a lot, so.... |
| [02:02.180] | I have to go to the bathroom. |
| [02:03.990] | If " bigfish place" comes up again... |
| [02:06.190] | ... I' d like to know if that' s several big fish or just one big fish. |
| [02:11.530] | So Phoebe says you write jingles. |
| [02:13.700] | Actually, I said she abandoned me to write jingles. |
| [02:18.600] | Anything we might' ve heard of? |
| [02:22.570] | Home is never far away |
| [02:24.840] | Home is Homestar Stew. |
| [02:30.350] | But I don' t do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it. |
| [02:33.580] | And then I couldn' t come up with anything good, so they fired me. |
| [02:38.350] | Bummer. |
| [02:41.090] | Well, you know, I was just.... |
| [02:43.790] | I was just thinking and just hoping that... |
| [02:48.130] | ... maybe you' d want to get back together? |
| [02:51.170] | No, but, thanks. |
| [02:52.700] | Come on, Phoebe. Would you just think about it? |
| [03:05.380] | See you, Pheebs. |
| [03:11.020] | That was kind of brutal. |
| [03:12.900] | Let this be a lesson to all of you. |
| [03:15.460] | Once you betray me, I become like the lce Woman. |
| [03:18.990] | I' m just very cold, hard, unyielding. |
| [03:24.100] | You know, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. |
| [03:27.770] | Can I have a tissue? |
| [03:36.080] | Is someone in there? |
| [03:39.350] | I' m playing a daredevil game... |
| [03:41.320] | ... called " Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die." |
| [03:45.290] | Jeez, man! Did you fall? |
| [03:46.960] | Hi! |
| [03:49.060] | So did you? Did you fall high? |
| [03:53.130] | Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn' t wait. |
| [03:55.500] | I left the lid up for you, though. |
| [04:02.170] | I' m talking to.... |
| [04:06.040] | This is where you say your name. |
| [04:08.180] | Ginger. |
| [04:09.210] | Ginger. I' m talking to Ginger, so... |
| [04:15.250] | Don' t you have to use the bathroom? |
| [04:19.090] | No, I just I' d rather talk to you. |
| [04:22.560] | Yes, I do. |
| [04:24.730] | Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. |
| [04:27.730] | There' s someone in here. |
| [04:31.270] | Where' s Chandler? He can' t make it. |
| [04:33.540] | He said he had to go back to his job and |
| [04:39.110] | Joey? |
| [04:42.180] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [04:49.450] | I can see you, okay? |
| [04:51.520] | You' re hiding behind the coats. |
| [05:04.800] | Close one. |
| [05:11.710] | Hi. |
| [05:13.410] | Hi, sweetie. |
| [05:14.480] | Hello. |
| [05:16.210] | Hey, Ross. |
| [05:20.480] | I' ve got some bad news. What? |
| [05:22.820] | I can eat, but I have to come back here. |
| [05:25.320] | Come on. You' ve worked late every night for two weeks. |
| [05:28.620] | What is it now? It' s my fault. I quit today. |
| [05:31.630] | But work comes first! |
| [05:34.000] | But that' s sad about you, though. What happened? |
| [05:37.330] | What happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did you? |
| [05:42.840] | He' s leaving for a better job. |
| [05:45.170] | That' s great. So I guess this is goodbye then. |
| [05:48.480] | Goodbye. |
| [05:52.080] | Okay, then. |
| [05:53.920] | Well, we' re gonna miss you around here. |
| [05:56.650] | Yeah, me too. |
| [06:00.690] | So see you on Saturday. Yeah, you bet! |
| [06:22.940] | Now, you know those are a delicacy in lndia. |
| [06:27.120] | That was Leslie calling to see if we can get back together. |
| [06:36.290] | She must' ve hurt you bad. |
| [06:38.030] | Well, yeah. You know, we were best friends... |
| [06:41.060] | ... ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together. |
| [06:55.480] | Is Chandler around? |
| [06:57.350] | He met some girl at the coffeehouse. |
| [07:00.420] | Ginger something. |
| [07:05.320] | Sure it wasn' t something that sounded liked Ginger? Like " Gingeer"? |
| [07:11.430] | No, it was Ginger. |
| [07:12.930] | I remember because when he told me, I said: |
| [07:15.330] | The movie star " |
| [07:18.670] | Oh, man! |
| [07:19.770] | That' s the girl I was hiding from. |
| [07:22.040] | When she sees he' s my roommate, she' ll tell him what I did. |
| [07:26.540] | Oh, no! I can' t.... |
| [07:29.580] | I can' t tell you. It' s the most awful thing I' ve ever done. |
| [07:33.950] | Don' t tell us. |
| [07:35.380] | We' ll wait till Chandler gets home. It' ll be more fun that way. |
| [07:40.920] | It was, like, four years ago. |
| [07:47.060] | ... we went to her Dad' s cabin... |
| [07:48.800] | ... just me, her and her annoying little dog, Pepper. |
| [07:52.900] | That night I cooked this really romantic dinner |
| [07:56.170] | You gave her food poisoning! |
| [07:58.540] | I wish. |
| [08:05.050] | I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out... |
| [08:09.650] | ... so I picked up a log and threw it on. |
| [08:14.220] | Or what I thought was a log. |
| [08:16.260] | Oh, my God! You threw Pepper on the fire! |
| [08:19.760] | I wish. |
| [08:23.230] | Another thing I probably should' ve told you about Ginger... |
| [08:27.040] | ... is that she kind of has a... |
| [08:30.140] | ... artificial leg. |
| [08:37.350] | Oh, my God! |
| [08:40.650] | What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? |
| [08:44.750] | I ran! |
| [08:55.100] | That' s the best kiss I' ve had... |
| [08:57.370] | ... with anybody I met in a men' s room. |
| [09:00.970] | Actually, me too. |
| [09:04.210] | Foot all in the puddle! |
| [09:06.510] | Damn! I hate that! |
| [09:08.540] | You' ll have to get out of those shoes. Don' t worry. |
| [09:13.950] | No, I' m not. |
| [09:17.720] | You' re not? Have you got a bionic foot? |
| [09:21.720] | Someday. Maybe. |
| [09:34.400] | Funny book? |
| [09:37.540] | I' m just thinking about something funny I heard today. |
| [09:42.480] | Mark saying, " I' ll see you Saturday." |
| [09:47.520] | Yeah, at the lecture. |
| [09:49.050] | I told you last week. You said you didn' t mind. |
| [09:52.190] | It' s not the lecture I mind. |
| [09:56.060] | Please tell me it' s not because I' m going with Mark. |
| [10:00.060] | Well Oh, my God! |
| [10:02.760] | I' m sorry, but if you' re not working with him anymore... |
| [10:06.330] | ... why do you still hang out? |
| [10:08.540] | Because he' s my friend. |
| [10:16.410] | If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark? |
| [10:20.750] | Is that funny? Am I suppose to be laughing? |
| [10:23.590] | I don' t know. You thought " See you Saturday" was funny. |
| [10:27.900] | Mark is in fashion. |
| [10:29.460] | I like having a friend I can share this stuff with. |
| [10:32.690] | You guys would never go to a lecture with me. |
| [10:38.200] | I' d love to go with you. |
| [10:39.900] | |
| [10:41.240] | I have clothes. |
| [10:43.200] | I even pick them out. |
| [10:49.110] | ... monger. |
| [10:55.720] | I would love for you to go with me. |
| [10:58.720] | What? |
| [11:00.490] | What should I wear? Now I' m all nervous. |
| [11:13.000] | You know, they say " A watched pot never beeps." |
| [11:19.410] | It' s been a couple hours... |
| [11:22.110] | ... and she hasn' t called. |
| [11:24.650] | Not that I even care. I don' t. |
| [11:27.520] | Why don' t you just call her? |
| [11:29.680] | You obviously want to. |
| [11:31.950] | You think you know me so well. |
| [11:34.320] | Well, don' t you wanna? |
| [11:38.430] | So I do know you. |
| [11:40.260] | That' s what I said. |
| [11:44.000] | Well, so? |
| [11:45.330] | I can' t. |
| [11:47.000] | I can' t. She dumped me. |
| [11:49.500] | I totally trusted her, then one day it was like: |
| [11:52.110] | " Okay, bye, Pheebs." Gone! " |
| [11:55.840] | You know what the saddest part is? |
| [11:58.310] | When we were playing together, that was... |
| [12:00.950] | ... the most fun I' ve ever had in all my lives. |
| [12:06.050] | My favorite shoes, so good to me I wear them every day |
| [12:11.160] | Down at the heel, holes in the toes Don' t care what people say |
| [12:16.360] | My feet' s best friend Pals to the end |
| [12:19.400] | With them, I' m one hot chickie |
| [12:22.300] | Though late one night Not much light |
| [12:32.310] | Sticky shoes, sticky shoes |
| [12:35.250] | Always make me smile |
| [12:38.020] | Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I' ll... |
| [12:44.090] | ... avoid the... |
| [12:47.200] | ... pile! |
| [12:57.570] | We' re beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors. |
| [13:02.340] | For instance, a sheer navy blouse over a pink.... |
| [13:13.350] | You' re so pretty. |
| [13:17.760] | I love you. |
| [13:22.800] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [13:25.900] | What are they feeding you? |
| [13:28.900] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [13:32.410] | It' s not your fault |
| [13:37.750] | That' s great! |
| [13:39.450] | You know, you could totally sell this. |
| [13:46.650] | A jingle? |
| [13:49.120] | Why not? You' d make a ton of money. |
| [13:50.960] | If I was in this for the money, I' d be a millionaire by now. |
| [13:56.160] | You gotta get out of that jinglehead. |
| [14:00.130] | You' re right. You' re right. I' m sorry. |
| [14:02.570] | That' s okay. |
| [14:03.640] | I' m gonna play a song now that' s really, really sad. |
| [14:07.110] | It' s called " Magician Box MixUp." |
| [14:15.350] | Oversized bracelets, oversized earrings... |
| [14:18.250] | ... oversizing of accessories, in general, is very popular now. |
| [14:34.840] | Can I borrow this? My milk' s gone bad. |
| [14:37.370] | I hate that. |
| [14:38.640] | I once had a thing of halfandhalf. Stole my car. |
| [14:44.280] | So how was your date with Ginger? |
| [14:48.180] | Great. |
| [14:49.680] | It was great. She' s... |
| [14:51.490] | She' s great. Great looks and personality. Greatness. |
| [14:56.560] | Sounds like she' s got the... |
| [14:59.130] | ... whole package. |
| [15:01.900] | Joey told you about the leg, huh? |
| [15:06.070] | Oh, God! It freaked me out. |
| [15:08.240] | It shouldn' t, but it did. |
| [15:10.070] | I wanna keep seeing her, but it' s like: |
| [15:12.910] | " Hey, you know what? Where' s your leg?" |
| [15:19.910] | I' m the smallest person in the world, aren' t l? |
| [15:23.900] | Morning. |
| [15:25.350] | Actually, he' s the smallest person in the world. |
| [15:34.160] | Heard about the legburning, huh? |
| [15:38.830] | It came up. |
| [15:41.240] | Listen, I know it' s a long shot, but... |
| [15:45.240] | ... by any chance, did she find that funny? |
| [15:52.710] | So I nodded off a little! |
| [15:54.580] | " Nodded off"? Ross, you were snoring! |
| [16:02.190] | Come on! Fortyfive minutes.... |
| [16:04.930] | Fortyfive minutes, the man talked about strappybacked dresses. |
| [16:10.260] | Okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium... |
| [16:15.040] | ... Iistening to Professor " Pitstains" say: |
| [16:17.540] | " Remember that thing that died a gazillion years ago? " |
| [16:21.140] | Well, here' s a little bone we didn' t know it had!" " |
| [16:32.420] | And second of all, that little bone proved that... |
| [16:35.160] | ... that particular dinosaur had wings but didn' t fly. |
| [16:38.760] | Okay, you know what I just heard? |
| [16:45.730] | A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. |
| [16:50.270] | I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. |
| [16:55.110] | Oh, that is so |
| [16:57.310] | A bunch of outofcontrol jackets take over an island! |
| [17:08.160] | If what I do is so lame... |
| [17:10.520] | ... then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? |
| [17:14.430] | Was it so I just wouldn' t go with Mark? |
| [17:19.670] | I wanted to be with you. |
| [17:22.670] | I don' t know, I feel like lately... |
| [17:25.040] | ... you' re slipping away from me... |
| [17:27.210] | ... with this new job and all these new people. |
| [17:35.050] | ... but I just hate that I' m not a part of it. |
| [17:43.620] | It' s not dumb. |
| [17:46.730] | But maybe it' s okay that you' re not a part of it. |
| [17:50.060] | You know what I mean? |
| [17:52.830] | I mean, it' s like... |
| [17:54.170] | ... I like that you' re not involved in that part of my life. |
| [17:59.170] | That' s a little clearer. |
| [18:02.180] | See, it doesn' t mean I don' t love you... |
| [18:05.180] | ... because I do. I love you so much. |
| [18:08.550] | But my work It' s for me, you know? |
| [18:11.220] | I' m out there on my own, and I' m doing it. |
| [18:13.900] | And it' s scary, but I love it because it' s mine. |
| [18:21.330] | Sure. |
| [18:32.670] | You' re thinking about my leg. |
| [18:36.780] | Actually, I forgot. What' s the deal with that again? |
| [18:45.950] | ... because I don' t like wasting my time. |
| [18:49.090] | Am I wasting my time? |
| [18:52.190] | No, I don' t think so. |
| [18:55.100] | It' s like anything else. You just have to get used to it. |
| [19:10.950] | What' s that? |
| [19:13.310] | That' s my " nubbin." |
| [19:19.950] | What' s a nubbin? |
| [19:22.620] | It' s kind of a thirdnipple kind of thing. |
| [19:28.230] | You have three nipples? |
| [19:29.960] | Well, you know, two regulars... |
| [19:32.630] | ... and one that barely qualifies as a |
| [19:38.840] | |
| [19:39.970] | |
| [19:41.810] | I just remembered. I have to leave. |
| [19:44.180] | You have to leave? Now? How come? |
| [19:47.780] | Well, it' s nubbin. Nothing! |
| [19:51.550] | You know what? I' ll see you later. |
| [20:03.400] | I thought you weren' t coming. |
| [20:05.370] | Where were you? Come here, come here. |
| [20:09.400] | Don' t get mad, okay? |
| [20:10.810] | Don' t give me a reason to get mad, okay? |
| [20:14.210] | I played Smelly Cat for my old ad agency. They went nuts! |
| [20:18.380] | I told you I didn' t want you to try and sell it... |
| [20:21.980] | ... and you just big, fat did it anyway! |
| [20:26.990] | I think, five years ago, I probably would have done anything... |
| [20:31.030] | ... to play with you. |
| [20:32.660] | But I can do it myself. If I can' t trust you, then forget it. |
| [20:36.530] | I don' t wanna forget it. |
| [20:38.230] | You know what? You have to choose. |
| [20:40.200] | If the most important thing on the planet to you... |
| [20:43.570] | ... is this catpoopy thing, then you can have Smelly Cat. |
| [20:48.910] | But we won' t be partners. |
| [20:51.510] | So what' s it gonna be? |
| [20:53.180] | Smelly cat, smelly cat Problem odor in the litter box? |
| [20:56.680] | Don' t change your kitty, change your kitty litter. |
| [21:00.420] | It' s not your fault |
| [21:05.290] | Sorry, Pheebs. |
| [21:08.200] | You okay? |
| [21:11.070] | I actually am. |
| [21:12.630] | Because, you know, life' s gonna hand you all kinds of stuff. |
| [21:16.600] | You learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. |
| [21:20.740] | You wanna hear a new song? We' d love to. |
| [21:26.180] | Jingle bitch screwed me over |
| [21:30.050] | Go to hell, jingle whore |
| [21:31.920] | Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell |
| [21:36.590] | That' s all I have so far. |
| [21:43.830] | Well, hello! |
| [21:46.430] | Where you been? The doctor. |
| [21:48.440] | Is everything okay? |
| [21:50.100] | Just had me a little nubbinectomy. |
| [21:56.280] | Two nipples, no waiting. |
| [21:58.210] | Well! Just like Rachel in high school. |
| [22:02.950] | What? |
| [22:04.820] | Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke. |
| [22:08.190] | That was an obvious joke. |
| [22:10.290] | And I didn' t think of it. Why? |
| [22:13.530] | The source of all my powers. |
| [22:17.300] | Oh, dear God, what have I done? |
| [0-1:57.260] | I can' t help but fall from grace |
| [00:01.100] | This girl' s good. |
| [00:02.830] | Yeah, a song with rhyming words! I never thought of that before. |
| [00:09.100] | I like her. |
| [00:10.170] | Why? Because she can both sing and play guitar at the same time? |
| [00:15.440] | That' s all I' m looking for from these people. |
| [00:19.050] | Look at you, all jealous. |
| [00:21.220] | Come on, Pheebs. You two have completely different styles. |
| [00:24.690] | She' s more.... You know? |
| [00:29.020] | And you' re more.... |
| [00:31.960] | Say you' ll stay beside me |
| [00:41.000] | See? Everybody else is happy she' s done. |
| [00:46.340] | Okay, my next song' s called: |
| [00:48.480] | " Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Loved When We Were... |
| [00:51.810] | ... Singing Partners and I Shouldn' t Have Left You That Way." |
| [00:58.050] | One of those " look for the hidden meaning" songs. |
| [01:02.820] | The One With Phoebe' s ExPartner |
| [01:52.210] | Hey, Phoebe. |
| [01:54.040] | Hey, Leslie. |
| [01:55.340] | How' d you know I' d be here? |
| [01:57.050] | I saw Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish. |
| [02:00.080] | He said you played here a lot, so.... |
| [02:02.180] | I have to go to the bathroom. |
| [02:03.990] | If " bigfish place" comes up again... |
| [02:06.190] | ... I' d like to know if that' s several big fish or just one big fish. |
| [02:11.530] | So Phoebe says you write jingles. |
| [02:13.700] | Actually, I said she abandoned me to write jingles. |
| [02:18.600] | Anything we might' ve heard of? |
| [02:22.570] | Home is never far away |
| [02:24.840] | Home is Homestar Stew. |
| [02:30.350] | But I don' t do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it. |
| [02:33.580] | And then I couldn' t come up with anything good, so they fired me. |
| [02:38.350] | Bummer. |
| [02:41.090] | Well, you know, I was just.... |
| [02:43.790] | I was just thinking and just hoping that... |
| [02:48.130] | ... maybe you' d want to get back together? |
| [02:51.170] | No, but, thanks. |
| [02:52.700] | Come on, Phoebe. Would you just think about it? |
| [03:05.380] | See you, Pheebs. |
| [03:11.020] | That was kind of brutal. |
| [03:12.900] | Let this be a lesson to all of you. |
| [03:15.460] | Once you betray me, I become like the lce Woman. |
| [03:18.990] | I' m just very cold, hard, unyielding. |
| [03:24.100] | You know, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. |
| [03:27.770] | Can I have a tissue? |
| [03:36.080] | Is someone in there? |
| [03:39.350] | I' m playing a daredevil game... |
| [03:41.320] | ... called " Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die." |
| [03:45.290] | Jeez, man! Did you fall? |
| [03:46.960] | Hi! |
| [03:49.060] | So did you? Did you fall high? |
| [03:53.130] | Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn' t wait. |
| [03:55.500] | I left the lid up for you, though. |
| [04:02.170] | I' m talking to.... |
| [04:06.040] | This is where you say your name. |
| [04:08.180] | Ginger. |
| [04:09.210] | Ginger. I' m talking to Ginger, so... |
| [04:15.250] | Don' t you have to use the bathroom? |
| [04:19.090] | No, I just I' d rather talk to you. |
| [04:22.560] | Yes, I do. |
| [04:24.730] | Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. |
| [04:27.730] | There' s someone in here. |
| [04:31.270] | Where' s Chandler? He can' t make it. |
| [04:33.540] | He said he had to go back to his job and |
| [04:39.110] | Joey? |
| [04:42.180] | Joey Tribbiani? |
| [04:49.450] | I can see you, okay? |
| [04:51.520] | You' re hiding behind the coats. |
| [05:04.800] | Close one. |
| [05:11.710] | Hi. |
| [05:13.410] | Hi, sweetie. |
| [05:14.480] | Hello. |
| [05:16.210] | Hey, Ross. |
| [05:20.480] | I' ve got some bad news. What? |
| [05:22.820] | I can eat, but I have to come back here. |
| [05:25.320] | Come on. You' ve worked late every night for two weeks. |
| [05:28.620] | What is it now? It' s my fault. I quit today. |
| [05:31.630] | But work comes first! |
| [05:34.000] | But that' s sad about you, though. What happened? |
| [05:37.330] | What happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did you? |
| [05:42.840] | He' s leaving for a better job. |
| [05:45.170] | That' s great. So I guess this is goodbye then. |
| [05:48.480] | Goodbye. |
| [05:52.080] | Okay, then. |
| [05:53.920] | Well, we' re gonna miss you around here. |
| [05:56.650] | Yeah, me too. |
| [06:00.690] | So see you on Saturday. Yeah, you bet! |
| [06:22.940] | Now, you know those are a delicacy in lndia. |
| [06:27.120] | That was Leslie calling to see if we can get back together. |
| [06:36.290] | She must' ve hurt you bad. |
| [06:38.030] | Well, yeah. You know, we were best friends... |
| [06:41.060] | ... ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together. |
| [06:55.480] | Is Chandler around? |
| [06:57.350] | He met some girl at the coffeehouse. |
| [07:00.420] | Ginger something. |
| [07:05.320] | Sure it wasn' t something that sounded liked Ginger? Like " Gingeer"? |
| [07:11.430] | No, it was Ginger. |
| [07:12.930] | I remember because when he told me, I said: |
| [07:15.330] | The movie star " |
| [07:18.670] | Oh, man! |
| [07:19.770] | That' s the girl I was hiding from. |
| [07:22.040] | When she sees he' s my roommate, she' ll tell him what I did. |
| [07:26.540] | Oh, no! I can' t.... |
| [07:29.580] | I can' t tell you. It' s the most awful thing I' ve ever done. |
| [07:33.950] | Don' t tell us. |
| [07:35.380] | We' ll wait till Chandler gets home. It' ll be more fun that way. |
| [07:40.920] | It was, like, four years ago. |
| [07:47.060] | ... we went to her Dad' s cabin... |
| [07:48.800] | ... just me, her and her annoying little dog, Pepper. |
| [07:52.900] | That night I cooked this really romantic dinner |
| [07:56.170] | You gave her food poisoning! |
| [07:58.540] | I wish. |
| [08:05.050] | I woke up in the middle of the night and saw the fire was dying out... |
| [08:09.650] | ... so I picked up a log and threw it on. |
| [08:14.220] | Or what I thought was a log. |
| [08:16.260] | Oh, my God! You threw Pepper on the fire! |
| [08:19.760] | I wish. |
| [08:23.230] | Another thing I probably should' ve told you about Ginger... |
| [08:27.040] | ... is that she kind of has a... |
| [08:30.140] | ... artificial leg. |
| [08:37.350] | Oh, my God! |
| [08:40.650] | What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire? |
| [08:44.750] | I ran! |
| [08:55.100] | That' s the best kiss I' ve had... |
| [08:57.370] | ... with anybody I met in a men' s room. |
| [09:00.970] | Actually, me too. |
| [09:04.210] | Foot all in the puddle! |
| [09:06.510] | Damn! I hate that! |
| [09:08.540] | You' ll have to get out of those shoes. Don' t worry. |
| [09:13.950] | No, I' m not. |
| [09:17.720] | You' re not? Have you got a bionic foot? |
| [09:21.720] | Someday. Maybe. |
| [09:34.400] | Funny book? |
| [09:37.540] | I' m just thinking about something funny I heard today. |
| [09:42.480] | Mark saying, " I' ll see you Saturday." |
| [09:47.520] | Yeah, at the lecture. |
| [09:49.050] | I told you last week. You said you didn' t mind. |
| [09:52.190] | It' s not the lecture I mind. |
| [09:56.060] | Please tell me it' s not because I' m going with Mark. |
| [10:00.060] | Well Oh, my God! |
| [10:02.760] | I' m sorry, but if you' re not working with him anymore... |
| [10:06.330] | ... why do you still hang out? |
| [10:08.540] | Because he' s my friend. |
| [10:16.410] | If I stop playing with Joey and Chandler, can I play with Mark? |
| [10:20.750] | Is that funny? Am I suppose to be laughing? |
| [10:23.590] | I don' t know. You thought " See you Saturday" was funny. |
| [10:27.900] | Mark is in fashion. |
| [10:29.460] | I like having a friend I can share this stuff with. |
| [10:32.690] | You guys would never go to a lecture with me. |
| [10:38.200] | I' d love to go with you. |
| [10:39.900] | |
| [10:41.240] | I have clothes. |
| [10:43.200] | I even pick them out. |
| [10:49.110] | ... monger. |
| [10:55.720] | I would love for you to go with me. |
| [10:58.720] | What? |
| [11:00.490] | What should I wear? Now I' m all nervous. |
| [11:13.000] | You know, they say " A watched pot never beeps." |
| [11:19.410] | It' s been a couple hours... |
| [11:22.110] | ... and she hasn' t called. |
| [11:24.650] | Not that I even care. I don' t. |
| [11:27.520] | Why don' t you just call her? |
| [11:29.680] | You obviously want to. |
| [11:31.950] | You think you know me so well. |
| [11:34.320] | Well, don' t you wanna? |
| [11:38.430] | So I do know you. |
| [11:40.260] | That' s what I said. |
| [11:44.000] | Well, so? |
| [11:45.330] | I can' t. |
| [11:47.000] | I can' t. She dumped me. |
| [11:49.500] | I totally trusted her, then one day it was like: |
| [11:52.110] | " Okay, bye, Pheebs." Gone! " |
| [11:55.840] | You know what the saddest part is? |
| [11:58.310] | When we were playing together, that was... |
| [12:00.950] | ... the most fun I' ve ever had in all my lives. |
| [12:06.050] | My favorite shoes, so good to me I wear them every day |
| [12:11.160] | Down at the heel, holes in the toes Don' t care what people say |
| [12:16.360] | My feet' s best friend Pals to the end |
| [12:19.400] | With them, I' m one hot chickie |
| [12:22.300] | Though late one night Not much light |
| [12:32.310] | Sticky shoes, sticky shoes |
| [12:35.250] | Always make me smile |
| [12:38.020] | Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I' ll... |
| [12:44.090] | ... avoid the... |
| [12:47.200] | ... pile! |
| [12:57.570] | We' re beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors. |
| [13:02.340] | For instance, a sheer navy blouse over a pink.... |
| [13:13.350] | You' re so pretty. |
| [13:17.760] | I love you. |
| [13:22.800] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [13:25.900] | What are they feeding you? |
| [13:28.900] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [13:32.410] | It' s not your fault |
| [13:37.750] | That' s great! |
| [13:39.450] | You know, you could totally sell this. |
| [13:46.650] | A jingle? |
| [13:49.120] | Why not? You' d make a ton of money. |
| [13:50.960] | If I was in this for the money, I' d be a millionaire by now. |
| [13:56.160] | You gotta get out of that jinglehead. |
| [14:00.130] | You' re right. You' re right. I' m sorry. |
| [14:02.570] | That' s okay. |
| [14:03.640] | I' m gonna play a song now that' s really, really sad. |
| [14:07.110] | It' s called " Magician Box MixUp." |
| [14:15.350] | Oversized bracelets, oversized earrings... |
| [14:18.250] | ... oversizing of accessories, in general, is very popular now. |
| [14:34.840] | Can I borrow this? My milk' s gone bad. |
| [14:37.370] | I hate that. |
| [14:38.640] | I once had a thing of halfandhalf. Stole my car. |
| [14:44.280] | So how was your date with Ginger? |
| [14:48.180] | Great. |
| [14:49.680] | It was great. She' s... |
| [14:51.490] | She' s great. Great looks and personality. Greatness. |
| [14:56.560] | Sounds like she' s got the... |
| [14:59.130] | ... whole package. |
| [15:01.900] | Joey told you about the leg, huh? |
| [15:06.070] | Oh, God! It freaked me out. |
| [15:08.240] | It shouldn' t, but it did. |
| [15:10.070] | I wanna keep seeing her, but it' s like: |
| [15:12.910] | " Hey, you know what? Where' s your leg?" |
| [15:19.910] | I' m the smallest person in the world, aren' t l? |
| [15:23.900] | Morning. |
| [15:25.350] | Actually, he' s the smallest person in the world. |
| [15:34.160] | Heard about the legburning, huh? |
| [15:38.830] | It came up. |
| [15:41.240] | Listen, I know it' s a long shot, but... |
| [15:45.240] | ... by any chance, did she find that funny? |
| [15:52.710] | So I nodded off a little! |
| [15:54.580] | " Nodded off"? Ross, you were snoring! |
| [16:02.190] | Come on! Fortyfive minutes.... |
| [16:04.930] | Fortyfive minutes, the man talked about strappybacked dresses. |
| [16:10.260] | Okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium... |
| [16:15.040] | ... Iistening to Professor " Pitstains" say: |
| [16:17.540] | " Remember that thing that died a gazillion years ago? " |
| [16:21.140] | Well, here' s a little bone we didn' t know it had!" " |
| [16:32.420] | And second of all, that little bone proved that... |
| [16:35.160] | ... that particular dinosaur had wings but didn' t fly. |
| [16:38.760] | Okay, you know what I just heard? |
| [16:45.730] | A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do. |
| [16:50.270] | I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka. |
| [16:55.110] | Oh, that is so |
| [16:57.310] | A bunch of outofcontrol jackets take over an island! |
| [17:08.160] | If what I do is so lame... |
| [17:10.520] | ... then why did you insist on coming with me this morning? |
| [17:14.430] | Was it so I just wouldn' t go with Mark? |
| [17:19.670] | I wanted to be with you. |
| [17:22.670] | I don' t know, I feel like lately... |
| [17:25.040] | ... you' re slipping away from me... |
| [17:27.210] | ... with this new job and all these new people. |
| [17:35.050] | ... but I just hate that I' m not a part of it. |
| [17:43.620] | It' s not dumb. |
| [17:46.730] | But maybe it' s okay that you' re not a part of it. |
| [17:50.060] | You know what I mean? |
| [17:52.830] | I mean, it' s like... |
| [17:54.170] | ... I like that you' re not involved in that part of my life. |
| [17:59.170] | That' s a little clearer. |
| [18:02.180] | See, it doesn' t mean I don' t love you... |
| [18:05.180] | ... because I do. I love you so much. |
| [18:08.550] | But my work It' s for me, you know? |
| [18:11.220] | I' m out there on my own, and I' m doing it. |
| [18:13.900] | And it' s scary, but I love it because it' s mine. |
| [18:21.330] | Sure. |
| [18:32.670] | You' re thinking about my leg. |
| [18:36.780] | Actually, I forgot. What' s the deal with that again? |
| [18:45.950] | ... because I don' t like wasting my time. |
| [18:49.090] | Am I wasting my time? |
| [18:52.190] | No, I don' t think so. |
| [18:55.100] | It' s like anything else. You just have to get used to it. |
| [19:10.950] | What' s that? |
| [19:13.310] | That' s my " nubbin." |
| [19:19.950] | What' s a nubbin? |
| [19:22.620] | It' s kind of a thirdnipple kind of thing. |
| [19:28.230] | You have three nipples? |
| [19:29.960] | Well, you know, two regulars... |
| [19:32.630] | ... and one that barely qualifies as a |
| [19:38.840] | |
| [19:39.970] | |
| [19:41.810] | I just remembered. I have to leave. |
| [19:44.180] | You have to leave? Now? How come? |
| [19:47.780] | Well, it' s nubbin. Nothing! |
| [19:51.550] | You know what? I' ll see you later. |
| [20:03.400] | I thought you weren' t coming. |
| [20:05.370] | Where were you? Come here, come here. |
| [20:09.400] | Don' t get mad, okay? |
| [20:10.810] | Don' t give me a reason to get mad, okay? |
| [20:14.210] | I played Smelly Cat for my old ad agency. They went nuts! |
| [20:18.380] | I told you I didn' t want you to try and sell it... |
| [20:21.980] | ... and you just big, fat did it anyway! |
| [20:26.990] | I think, five years ago, I probably would have done anything... |
| [20:31.030] | ... to play with you. |
| [20:32.660] | But I can do it myself. If I can' t trust you, then forget it. |
| [20:36.530] | I don' t wanna forget it. |
| [20:38.230] | You know what? You have to choose. |
| [20:40.200] | If the most important thing on the planet to you... |
| [20:43.570] | ... is this catpoopy thing, then you can have Smelly Cat. |
| [20:48.910] | But we won' t be partners. |
| [20:51.510] | So what' s it gonna be? |
| [20:53.180] | Smelly cat, smelly cat Problem odor in the litter box? |
| [20:56.680] | Don' t change your kitty, change your kitty litter. |
| [21:00.420] | It' s not your fault |
| [21:05.290] | Sorry, Pheebs. |
| [21:08.200] | You okay? |
| [21:11.070] | I actually am. |
| [21:12.630] | Because, you know, life' s gonna hand you all kinds of stuff. |
| [21:16.600] | You learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow. |
| [21:20.740] | You wanna hear a new song? We' d love to. |
| [21:26.180] | Jingle bitch screwed me over |
| [21:30.050] | Go to hell, jingle whore |
| [21:31.920] | Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell |
| [21:36.590] | That' s all I have so far. |
| [21:43.830] | Well, hello! |
| [21:46.430] | Where you been? The doctor. |
| [21:48.440] | Is everything okay? |
| [21:50.100] | Just had me a little nubbinectomy. |
| [21:56.280] | Two nipples, no waiting. |
| [21:58.210] | Well! Just like Rachel in high school. |
| [22:02.950] | What? |
| [22:04.820] | Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke. |
| [22:08.190] | That was an obvious joke. |
| [22:10.290] | And I didn' t think of it. Why? |
| [22:13.530] | The source of all my powers. |
| [22:17.300] | Oh, dear God, what have I done? |
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