| [02:10.-2] | Then it must have been you. Bye. |
| [02:14.-4] | Bye-bye. |
| [06:45.-1] | ...which I don't think this is. |
| [11:45.-4] | Like you wouldn't believe. |
| [13:13.-2] | I'm such a jerk. |
| [14:33.-4] | ...because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions? |
| [14:37.-4] | You could've just turned the cushion over. |
| [15:54.-3] | Wow! Look at them run! |
| [15:58.-2] | They do that a lot. |
| [19:31.-1] | I know. |
| [20:00.-1] | -Thanks. -And you're kind. |
| [21:53.-3] | I can't believe you came back. |
| [00:01.88] | Janice has a question. Who of the six of you... |
| [00:06.02] | ... has slept with who of the six of you? |
| [00:10.92] | Wow,it's like a dirty math problem. |
| [00:14.56] | I'm sorry,the answer there would be none of us. |
| [00:18.03] | Over the years,none of you ever got drunk and stupid? |
| [00:21.90] | Well,that's really a different question. |
| [00:25.34] | I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together... |
| [00:30.18] | ... has never bumped uglies. |
| [00:33.78] | There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together. |
| [00:37.68] | What? |
| [00:39.25] | Excuse me,there was no "time." |
| [00:41.75] | Okay,but let's say there was. |
| [00:44.69] | How might that go? |
| [00:49.06] | Well then answer me this: |
| [00:50.90] | Have any of you ever almost...? |
| [00:58.07] | -Anybody need more coffee? -Hey,there's a dog out there! |
| [01:02.37] | The One With the Flashback |
| [01:49.82] | |
| [01:53.43] | -That is so unfortunate. -What? |
| [01:56.23] | Cute Naked Guy's starting to put on weight. |
| [02:00.50] | I'll be back in just a minute. |
| [02:02.67] | I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:07.24] | You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:16.45] | -That's why I moved out. -Hey,while we're on that... |
| [02:19.45] | ...when are you gonna tell my sister you don't live here anymore? |
| [02:23.59] | On some level,she already knows. |
| [02:25.76] | She doesn't know you sneak out every night... |
| [02:28.46] | ...and back every morning... |
| [02:30.43] | ...and that you've been at your grandmother's for a week. |
| [02:33.87] | Okay,well,maybe not on those levels. |
| [02:41.64] | I'm never gonna find a roommate. Ever. |
| [02:44.54] | Nobody good? |
| [02:45.78] | There was the guy with the ferrets. |
| [02:48.55] | That's plural. |
| [02:51.05] | The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much... |
| [02:54.65] | ... he made a noise every time he said it. |
| [02:57.52] | "Nice to meet you,Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:00.56] | "Great apartment,Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:04.03] | -How many more tomorrow? -Two. |
| [03:06.20] | This photographer who seemed really dull... |
| [03:08.73] | ...and this actor guy who I'm not sure about. |
| [03:11.74] | When I answered the phone "Chandler Bing"... |
| [03:14.41] | ... he said,"Whoa! Short message!" |
| [03:19.74] | Foot on the floor or come over no more. |
| [03:23.45] | Your dresser is missing, but this she notices. |
| [03:26.85] | -What? -I have to go. |
| [03:31.42] | Carol should be home by now,so.... |
| [03:34.13] | -How's it going with you guys? -Better,actually. |
| [03:37.03] | I finally figured out why we're having so much trouble. |
| [03:40.43] | -Oh,really? -Yeah. You know how I have you guys? |
| [03:43.23] | She doesn't have any close friends that are just hers. |
| [03:46.54] | But last week,she met this woman at the gym,"Susan" something. |
| [03:51.04] | And they really hit it off,and I think it's gonna make a difference. |
| [03:58.58] | So,Eric... |
| [04:00.08] | ...what kind of photography do you do? |
| [04:02.39] | Oh,mostly fashion. |
| [04:04.12] | There may be models here sometimes. I hope that's cool. |
| [04:09.19] | Yes,that is cool. |
| [04:11.36] | Because I have models here, you know... |
| [04:15.07] | ... never. |
| [04:18.00] | During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house... |
| [04:22.41] | ...which you're welcome to use. |
| [04:24.51] | Although I should tell you, she's a porn star. |
| [04:30.48] | Well,I still have one more person to meet. |
| [04:33.59] | But unless it turns out to be your sister... |
| [04:37.09] | ... I think your chances are pretty good. |
| [04:40.09] | All right. |
| [04:45.70] | Bedroom,bathroom,living room. |
| [04:47.73] | This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Bye-bye. |
| [04:52.40] | Don't you wanna ask me any questions? |
| [04:57.21] | |
| [05:00.38] | What's up? |
| [05:02.78] | Well,I'm an actor. |
| [05:05.58] | I'm fairly neat. |
| [05:07.92] | I got my own TV. |
| [05:09.89] | Oh,and don't worry,I'm totally okay with the gay thing. |
| [05:16.46] | What gay thing? |
| [05:18.60] | Just,you know,in general. The whole "people-being-gay" thing. |
| [05:25.04] | Totally cool with that. |
| [05:30.24] | Okay,Jerry. Thanks for stopping by. |
| [05:41.05] | |
| [05:50.80] | Hey,Mon. |
| [05:52.90] | -Wanna hear something that sucks? -Do I ever! |
| [05:57.50] | -Chris says they're closing the bar. -No way! |
| [06:00.37] | They're turning it into a coffee place. |
| [06:02.81] | Just coffee? |
| [06:04.94] | -Where are we gonna hang out? -You got me. |
| [06:07.85] | -Can I get a beer? -Did you pick a roommate? |
| [06:10.65] | -You bet. -ls it the ltalian guy? |
| [06:13.15] | Yeah,right. |
| [06:15.82] | He's so cute. |
| [06:16.89] | That's what I want. A roommate I can walk around with... |
| [06:19.89] | ...and be referred to as "the funny one." |
| [06:22.86] | Table's free. Rack them up. Back in a minute. |
| [06:25.36] | Get ready for me to whip your butt. |
| [06:27.87] | Okay,but after that, we're shooting some pool. |
| [06:33.57] | Excuse me? Hello? Hi. |
| [06:37.31] | My friend ordered an onion... |
| [06:39.84] | ... not an olive. |
| [06:41.85] | And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke... |
| [06:47.59] | -I am so sorry. -That's all right. |
| [06:51.06] | How hard is it to get a couple drinks right,huh? |
| [06:58.00] | I would like to propose a toast... |
| [07:00.70] | ...to the woman who,in one year from today,will become... |
| [07:04.04] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber,D. D.S. |
| [07:07.91] | I think it's time to see the ring again. |
| [07:14.91] | Isn't it exciting? I mean, it's like having a boyfriend for life! |
| [07:22.72] | Yeah. I know. |
| [07:25.86] | What? |
| [07:27.13] | Oh,I don't know. |
| [07:29.89] | Well,maybe it's just the idea... |
| [07:33.13] | ...of Barry for the rest of my life. |
| [07:35.90] | I don't know,I think l.... |
| [07:37.60] | I feel like having one last fling... |
| [07:39.80] | ...just to sort of get it out of my system. |
| [07:45.04] | -Rachel,stop! -You're so bad! |
| [07:47.81] | I'm serious. I really think I need to just have... |
| [07:51.88] | ...some meaningless sex, you know? |
| [07:54.22] | With the next guy I see. |
| [08:03.23] | Excuse me,I seem to have dropped my ball. |
| [08:08.77] | Yeah,so? |
| [08:12.50] | And now I've picked it up again. |
| [08:18.18] | My God! I went to high school with her. |
| [08:26.32] | Look! Hi! What do you think? |
| [08:29.09] | Oh,my God! |
| [08:30.59] | You can't even see where the Titanic hit it. |
| [08:33.83] | Yes,his name is Barry. He's a doctor,thank you very much. |
| [08:37.53] | Just like you always wanted. Congratulations. |
| [08:40.43] | Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody? |
| [08:44.47] | Not right now. |
| [08:46.20] | Oh,well,that's okay. |
| [08:49.17] | I know. |
| [08:54.68] | So I think I'll get back to my friend. |
| [08:57.22] | |
| [09:03.35] | Can we have lunch the next time I'm in the city? |
| [09:06.69] | That'd be great. |
| [09:08.03] | -Okay. -Thanks. |
| [09:11.36] | Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life. |
| [09:15.83] | No,honey,really. It's fine. |
| [09:18.40] | |
| [09:19.90] | ...go with Susan. |
| [09:21.24] | Really,I think |
| [09:23.14] | I think girls' night out is a great idea. |
| [09:27.71] | |
| [09:29.88] | -What are they doing? -I don't know. Something girly. |
| [09:37.09] | Hey,you're early. |
| [09:38.66] | What are you doing with the lamp? |
| [09:41.06] | Just taking it to get rewired. |
| [09:44.83] | Don't take it where you took the stereo. They've had that over a week. |
| [09:57.68] | Mr. Heckles,no one is making any noise up here. |
| [10:01.05] | You're disturbing my oboe practice. |
| [10:03.85] | -You don't play the oboe. -I could play the oboe. |
| [10:07.89] | Then I'm gonna have to ask you to keep it down. |
| [10:16.06] | Who are you? |
| [10:17.56] | -I'm Eric,Chandler's new roommate. -I'm Chandler's new roommate. |
| [10:23.13] | -I don't think so. -I could be Chandler's new roommate. |
| [10:26.77] | -But he told me over the phone -He told me in person. |
| [10:31.04] | That's weird. |
| [10:32.14] | I'm going to go into my new apartment now. |
| [10:55.43] | Hi again. |
| [11:04.78] | Thank you so much. |
| [11:06.34] | Don't thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up. |
| [11:09.91] | Okay,I gotta get to work. |
| [11:13.25] | -You want some help? -No,thanks. I got it. |
| [11:15.92] | No,I don't! |
| [11:18.42] | You okay? |
| [11:21.93] | I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush. |
| [11:25.33] | It's the heat. |
| [11:30.10] | And the humidity. |
| [11:34.21] | That's... |
| [11:35.71] | ...a tough combination. |
| [11:42.01] | Do you want to come in for some lemonade? |
| [11:53.69] | This is a great place. |
| [11:56.69] | Thank you. |
| [11:58.70] | Just make yourself comfortable. |
| [12:01.90] | Gotcha. |
| [12:05.80] | So this place is really my grandmother's. |
| [12:12.08] | I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. |
| [12:21.25] | So if the landlord ever asks... |
| [12:23.25] | ... I'm an 87-year-old woman who's afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? |
| [12:27.22] | You bet I am! |
| [12:30.86] | Okay... |
| [12:31.83] | ... here's your penis! |
| [12:39.47] | Oh,my God! What the hell are you doing? |
| [12:42.91] | You said,"You wanna come in for some lemonade?" |
| [12:45.84] | So? |
| [12:49.31] | Were you just gonna give me lemonade? |
| [12:52.75] | Cover yourself up! |
| [12:54.29] | Oh,right. Sorry. |
| [12:55.69] | God,I don't believe this! |
| [12:57.46] | Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have sex? |
| [13:01.43] | Usually,yeah. Well,not just lemonade. |
| [13:04.56] | Iced tea,sometimes juice. |
| [13:08.60] | Look,sorry. I just |
| [13:11.47] | I thought you liked me. |
| [13:17.04] | It's okay. |
| [13:19.44] | I suppose it could happen to anyone. |
| [13:22.05] | Not anyone I know,but.... |
| [13:26.75] | By the way,I can still see it. |
| [13:42.17] | Where's your bed? |
| [13:46.50] | It's not in the apartment? |
| [13:54.41] | I can't believe this is happening again. |
| [13:58.02] | -What? -Okay,enough with the third degree! |
| [14:03.42] | I don't live here anymore. |
| [14:06.36] | -What are you talking about? -I'm sorry. |
| [14:09.69] | I don't live here anymore. |
| [14:14.50] | I didn't know how to tell you. But,you know,everybody else knows. |
| [14:20.94] | Everybody knows? |
| [14:23.37] | That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why. |
| [14:30.15] | Do you know I couldn't sleep for a month... |
| [14:39.39] | I would have,but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side. |
| [14:42.86] | |
| [14:44.00] | This is what I'm talking about. |
| [14:46.13] | I need to live in a land where people can spill! |
| [14:50.73] | Well,you can spill. |
| [14:53.00] | In the sink. |
| [14:55.24] | Oh,honey. It's not your fault, you know. This is who you are. |
| [14:59.64] | And I love you. And I want us to be friends. |
| [15:02.85] | And if I stay here, I don't see that happening. |
| [15:07.65] | -I love you too. -Good. |
| [15:13.52] | What? |
| [15:16.23] | What? I'm just sad. |
| [15:18.50] | No,you're not. You're wondering which cushion it is. |
| [15:27.67] | So what are you watching? |
| [15:30.51] | Baywatch. “ |
| [15:33.44] | What's it about? |
| [15:36.68] | Lifeguards. |
| [15:38.88] | Well,it sounds kind of stup |
| [15:42.02] | Who's she? |
| [15:44.62] | Nicole Eggert. |
| [15:46.39] | We like her. |
| [16:02.44] | Hey,you want a beer? |
| [16:04.21] | -I'll get one. -Don't get up. I got a cooler here. |
| [16:13.58] | Do you have any beers? We're out of beers. |
| [16:16.22] | Help yourself. |
| [16:18.72] | You okay? |
| [16:22.69] | Phoebe moved out. |
| [16:26.66] | Right. |
| [16:28.43] | I don't understand. |
| [16:30.60] | Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend? |
| [16:36.61] | You don't have a boyfriend because.... |
| [16:40.88] | I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. |
| [16:45.15] | You should have a boyfriend. |
| [16:48.12] | I think so. |
| [16:51.82] | Come here. |
| [16:53.09] | Come here. |
| [16:56.76] | Listen,you are one of my favorite people... |
| [17:00.20] | ...and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life. |
| [17:21.85] | Where is everybody? |
| [17:23.72] | It's already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? |
| [17:28.06] | I think my marriage... |
| [17:31.33] | ...is kind of over. |
| [17:33.06] | Oh,no! Why? |
| [17:35.00] | Because Carol's a lesbian. |
| [17:41.71] | And I'm not one. |
| [17:47.28] | And apparently it's not a mix-and-match situation. |
| [17:50.88] | Oh,my God! |
| [17:53.82] | I don't believe it! |
| [17:56.45] | Oh,you poor bunny. |
| [18:00.09] | I'm an idiot. |
| [18:02.16] | I mean,I should have seen it. |
| [18:04.19] | I mean,Carol and I would be out, and she'd see some beautiful woman... |
| [18:09.50] | ...and she'd be "Ross! Look at her!" |
| [18:12.87] | And I'd think... |
| [18:15.11] | ... "God,my wife is cool." |
| [18:24.38] | Hey,do you think that Susan person is her lover? |
| [18:30.49] | Well,now I do! |
| [18:34.16] | I'm sorry. |
| [18:37.83] | Seven years! |
| [18:40.30] | I mean,we've been together seven years. |
| [18:44.10] | She's the only woman who's ever loved me. |
| [18:47.07] | She's the only woman I've ever.... |
| [18:56.78] | This is nice. |
| [18:58.62] | I know. It is,isn't it? |
| [19:02.09] | No,I mean it. This feels really good. |
| [19:07.39] | Is it 100% cotton? |
| [19:14.50] | And I got it on sale too. |
| [19:17.67] | I should go. |
| [19:18.77] | One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. |
| [19:23.77] | If you want to get a drink later,we can. |
| [19:26.41] | That sounds great. |
| [19:28.65] | Oh,and listen,it's gonna be |
| [19:32.92] | Thanks. |
| [19:38.36] | Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing... |
| [19:42.93] | ...or I'd paid more attention... |
| [19:46.70] | ...or I had a uterus. |
| [19:50.47] | -I can't believe it. -I know. |
| [19:52.50] | You know,you don't deserve this. You don't,Ross. |
| [19:56.04] | -You're so good. -Thanks. |
| [19:58.04] | And you're so sweet. |
| [20:02.68] | Thanks. |
| [20:15.29] | Come here. |
| [20:18.06] | Wait,wait,wait. |
| [20:24.57] | It's okay. |
| [20:32.38] | Wait,wait,wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket. |
| [20:37.08] | -What? -I can't get it out. |
| [20:39.08] | That's not something a girl wants to hear. |
| [20:42.19] | Come on,don't start. |
| [20:45.66] | What? |
| [20:46.72] | Stupid balls are in the way. |
| [21:07.88] | Oh,well. |
| [21:10.25] | That probably wouldn't have been the most constructive solution. |
| [21:15.29] | You have chalk on your face. |
| [21:18.56] | You're right. I don't know why I always thought this was real grass. |
| [21:29.90] | Honey,you okay? |
| [21:32.60] | My wife's a lesbian. |
| [21:35.31] | |
| [21:40.44] | Ross,Joey. Joey,Ross. |
| [21:55.83] | Don't say anything. |
| [21:58.33] | I don't wanna speak. I don't wanna think. |
| [22:01.67] | I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here... |
| [22:06.67] | ... right now. |
| [22:20.58] | You missed the exit. |
| [22:24.25] | Sorry. |
| [22:25.36] | My God,what were you thinking about? |
| [22:30.66] | Barry. |
| [02:10.-2] | Then it must have been you. Bye. |
| [02:14.-4] | Byebye. |
| [06:45.-1] | ... which I don' t think this is. |
| [11:45.-4] | Like you wouldn' t believe. |
| [13:13.-2] | I' m such a jerk. |
| [14:33.-4] | ... because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions? |
| [14:37.-4] | You could' ve just turned the cushion over. |
| [15:54.-3] | Wow! Look at them run! |
| [15:58.-2] | They do that a lot. |
| [19:31.-1] | I know. |
| [20:00.-1] | Thanks. And you' re kind. |
| [21:53.-3] | I can' t believe you came back. |
| [00:01.88] | Janice has a question. Who of the six of you... |
| [00:06.02] | ... has slept with who of the six of you? |
| [00:10.92] | Wow, it' s like a dirty math problem. |
| [00:14.56] | I' m sorry, the answer there would be none of us. |
| [00:18.03] | Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid? |
| [00:21.90] | Well, that' s really a different question. |
| [00:25.34] | I can' t believe a group of people who spends this much time together... |
| [00:30.18] | ... has never bumped uglies. |
| [00:33.78] | There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together. |
| [00:37.68] | What? |
| [00:39.25] | Excuse me, there was no " time." |
| [00:41.75] | Okay, but let' s say there was. |
| [00:44.69] | How might that go? |
| [00:49.06] | Well then answer me this: |
| [00:50.90] | Have any of you ever almost...? |
| [00:58.07] | Anybody need more coffee? Hey, there' s a dog out there! |
| [01:02.37] | The One With the Flashback |
| [01:49.82] | |
| [01:53.43] | That is so unfortunate. What? |
| [01:56.23] | Cute Naked Guy' s starting to put on weight. |
| [02:00.50] | I' ll be back in just a minute. |
| [02:02.67] | I' m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:07.24] | You didn' t leave lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:16.45] | That' s why I moved out. Hey, while we' re on that... |
| [02:19.45] | ... when are you gonna tell my sister you don' t live here anymore? |
| [02:23.59] | On some level, she already knows. |
| [02:25.76] | She doesn' t know you sneak out every night... |
| [02:28.46] | ... and back every morning... |
| [02:30.43] | ... and that you' ve been at your grandmother' s for a week. |
| [02:33.87] | Okay, well, maybe not on those levels. |
| [02:41.64] | I' m never gonna find a roommate. Ever. |
| [02:44.54] | Nobody good? |
| [02:45.78] | There was the guy with the ferrets. |
| [02:48.55] | That' s plural. |
| [02:51.05] | The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much... |
| [02:54.65] | ... he made a noise every time he said it. |
| [02:57.52] | " Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:00.56] | " Great apartment, Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:04.03] | How many more tomorrow? Two. |
| [03:06.20] | This photographer who seemed really dull... |
| [03:08.73] | ... and this actor guy who I' m not sure about. |
| [03:11.74] | When I answered the phone " Chandler Bing"... |
| [03:14.41] | ... he said," Whoa! Short message!" |
| [03:19.74] | Foot on the floor or come over no more. |
| [03:23.45] | Your dresser is missing, but this she notices. |
| [03:26.85] | What? I have to go. |
| [03:31.42] | Carol should be home by now, so.... |
| [03:34.13] | How' s it going with you guys? Better, actually. |
| [03:37.03] | I finally figured out why we' re having so much trouble. |
| [03:40.43] | Oh, really? Yeah. You know how I have you guys? |
| [03:43.23] | She doesn' t have any close friends that are just hers. |
| [03:46.54] | But last week, she met this woman at the gym," Susan" something. |
| [03:51.04] | And they really hit it off, and I think it' s gonna make a difference. |
| [03:58.58] | So, Eric... |
| [04:00.08] | ... what kind of photography do you do? |
| [04:02.39] | Oh, mostly fashion. |
| [04:04.12] | There may be models here sometimes. I hope that' s cool. |
| [04:09.19] | Yes, that is cool. |
| [04:11.36] | Because I have models here, you know... |
| [04:15.07] | ... never. |
| [04:18.00] | During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister' s beach house... |
| [04:22.41] | ... which you' re welcome to use. |
| [04:24.51] | Although I should tell you, she' s a porn star. |
| [04:30.48] | Well, I still have one more person to meet. |
| [04:33.59] | But unless it turns out to be your sister... |
| [04:37.09] | ... I think your chances are pretty good. |
| [04:40.09] | All right. |
| [04:45.70] | Bedroom, bathroom, living room. |
| [04:47.73] | This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Byebye. |
| [04:52.40] | Don' t you wanna ask me any questions? |
| [04:57.21] | |
| [05:00.38] | What' s up? |
| [05:02.78] | Well, I' m an actor. |
| [05:05.58] | I' m fairly neat. |
| [05:07.92] | I got my own TV. |
| [05:09.89] | Oh, and don' t worry, I' m totally okay with the gay thing. |
| [05:16.46] | What gay thing? |
| [05:18.60] | Just, you know, in general. The whole " peoplebeinggay" thing. |
| [05:25.04] | Totally cool with that. |
| [05:30.24] | Okay, Jerry. Thanks for stopping by. |
| [05:41.05] | |
| [05:50.80] | Hey, Mon. |
| [05:52.90] | Wanna hear something that sucks? Do I ever! |
| [05:57.50] | Chris says they' re closing the bar. No way! |
| [06:00.37] | They' re turning it into a coffee place. |
| [06:02.81] | Just coffee? |
| [06:04.94] | Where are we gonna hang out? You got me. |
| [06:07.85] | Can I get a beer? Did you pick a roommate? |
| [06:10.65] | You bet. ls it the ltalian guy? |
| [06:13.15] | Yeah, right. |
| [06:15.82] | He' s so cute. |
| [06:16.89] | That' s what I want. A roommate I can walk around with... |
| [06:19.89] | ... and be referred to as " the funny one." |
| [06:22.86] | Table' s free. Rack them up. Back in a minute. |
| [06:25.36] | Get ready for me to whip your butt. |
| [06:27.87] | Okay, but after that, we' re shooting some pool. |
| [06:33.57] | Excuse me? Hello? Hi. |
| [06:37.31] | My friend ordered an onion... |
| [06:39.84] | ... not an olive. |
| [06:41.85] | And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke... |
| [06:47.59] | I am so sorry. That' s all right. |
| [06:51.06] | How hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh? |
| [06:58.00] | I would like to propose a toast... |
| [07:00.70] | ... to the woman who, in one year from today, will become... |
| [07:04.04] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber, D. D. S. |
| [07:07.91] | I think it' s time to see the ring again. |
| [07:14.91] | Isn' t it exciting? I mean, it' s like having a boyfriend for life! |
| [07:22.72] | Yeah. I know. |
| [07:25.86] | What? |
| [07:27.13] | Oh, I don' t know. |
| [07:29.89] | Well, maybe it' s just the idea... |
| [07:33.13] | ... of Barry for the rest of my life. |
| [07:35.90] | I don' t know, I think l.... |
| [07:37.60] | I feel like having one last fling... |
| [07:39.80] | ... just to sort of get it out of my system. |
| [07:45.04] | Rachel, stop! You' re so bad! |
| [07:47.81] | I' m serious. I really think I need to just have... |
| [07:51.88] | ... some meaningless sex, you know? |
| [07:54.22] | With the next guy I see. |
| [08:03.23] | Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball. |
| [08:08.77] | Yeah, so? |
| [08:12.50] | And now I' ve picked it up again. |
| [08:18.18] | My God! I went to high school with her. |
| [08:26.32] | Look! Hi! What do you think? |
| [08:29.09] | Oh, my God! |
| [08:30.59] | You can' t even see where the Titanic hit it. |
| [08:33.83] | Yes, his name is Barry. He' s a doctor, thank you very much. |
| [08:37.53] | Just like you always wanted. Congratulations. |
| [08:40.43] | Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody? |
| [08:44.47] | Not right now. |
| [08:46.20] | Oh, well, that' s okay. |
| [08:49.17] | I know. |
| [08:54.68] | So I think I' ll get back to my friend. |
| [08:57.22] | |
| [09:03.35] | Can we have lunch the next time I' m in the city? |
| [09:06.69] | That' d be great. |
| [09:08.03] | Okay. Thanks. |
| [09:11.36] | Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life. |
| [09:15.83] | No, honey, really. It' s fine. |
| [09:18.40] | |
| [09:19.90] | ... go with Susan. |
| [09:21.24] | Really, I think |
| [09:23.14] | I think girls' night out is a great idea. |
| [09:27.71] | |
| [09:29.88] | What are they doing? I don' t know. Something girly. |
| [09:37.09] | Hey, you' re early. |
| [09:38.66] | What are you doing with the lamp? |
| [09:41.06] | Just taking it to get rewired. |
| [09:44.83] | Don' t take it where you took the stereo. They' ve had that over a week. |
| [09:57.68] | Mr. Heckles, no one is making any noise up here. |
| [10:01.05] | You' re disturbing my oboe practice. |
| [10:03.85] | You don' t play the oboe. I could play the oboe. |
| [10:07.89] | Then I' m gonna have to ask you to keep it down. |
| [10:16.06] | Who are you? |
| [10:17.56] | I' m Eric, Chandler' s new roommate. I' m Chandler' s new roommate. |
| [10:23.13] | I don' t think so. I could be Chandler' s new roommate. |
| [10:26.77] | But he told me over the phone He told me in person. |
| [10:31.04] | That' s weird. |
| [10:32.14] | I' m going to go into my new apartment now. |
| [10:55.43] | Hi again. |
| [11:04.78] | Thank you so much. |
| [11:06.34] | Don' t thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up. |
| [11:09.91] | Okay, I gotta get to work. |
| [11:13.25] | You want some help? No, thanks. I got it. |
| [11:15.92] | No, I don' t! |
| [11:18.42] | You okay? |
| [11:21.93] | I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush. |
| [11:25.33] | It' s the heat. |
| [11:30.10] | And the humidity. |
| [11:34.21] | That' s... |
| [11:35.71] | ... a tough combination. |
| [11:42.01] | Do you want to come in for some lemonade? |
| [11:53.69] | This is a great place. |
| [11:56.69] | Thank you. |
| [11:58.70] | Just make yourself comfortable. |
| [12:01.90] | Gotcha. |
| [12:05.80] | So this place is really my grandmother' s. |
| [12:12.08] | I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. |
| [12:21.25] | So if the landlord ever asks... |
| [12:23.25] | ... I' m an 87yearold woman who' s afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? |
| [12:27.22] | You bet I am! |
| [12:30.86] | Okay... |
| [12:31.83] | ... here' s your penis! |
| [12:39.47] | Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing? |
| [12:42.91] | You said," You wanna come in for some lemonade?" |
| [12:45.84] | So? |
| [12:49.31] | Were you just gonna give me lemonade? |
| [12:52.75] | Cover yourself up! |
| [12:54.29] | Oh, right. Sorry. |
| [12:55.69] | God, I don' t believe this! |
| [12:57.46] | Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have sex? |
| [13:01.43] | Usually, yeah. Well, not just lemonade. |
| [13:04.56] | Iced tea, sometimes juice. |
| [13:08.60] | Look, sorry. I just |
| [13:11.47] | I thought you liked me. |
| [13:17.04] | It' s okay. |
| [13:19.44] | I suppose it could happen to anyone. |
| [13:22.05] | Not anyone I know, but.... |
| [13:26.75] | By the way, I can still see it. |
| [13:42.17] | Where' s your bed? |
| [13:46.50] | It' s not in the apartment? |
| [13:54.41] | I can' t believe this is happening again. |
| [13:58.02] | What? Okay, enough with the third degree! |
| [14:03.42] | I don' t live here anymore. |
| [14:06.36] | What are you talking about? I' m sorry. |
| [14:09.69] | I don' t live here anymore. |
| [14:14.50] | I didn' t know how to tell you. But, you know, everybody else knows. |
| [14:20.94] | Everybody knows? |
| [14:23.37] | That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why. |
| [14:30.15] | Do you know I couldn' t sleep for a month... |
| [14:39.39] | I would have, but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side. |
| [14:42.86] | |
| [14:44.00] | This is what I' m talking about. |
| [14:46.13] | I need to live in a land where people can spill! |
| [14:50.73] | Well, you can spill. |
| [14:53.00] | In the sink. |
| [14:55.24] | Oh, honey. It' s not your fault, you know. This is who you are. |
| [14:59.64] | And I love you. And I want us to be friends. |
| [15:02.85] | And if I stay here, I don' t see that happening. |
| [15:07.65] | I love you too. Good. |
| [15:13.52] | What? |
| [15:16.23] | What? I' m just sad. |
| [15:18.50] | No, you' re not. You' re wondering which cushion it is. |
| [15:27.67] | So what are you watching? |
| [15:30.51] | Baywatch. " |
| [15:33.44] | What' s it about? |
| [15:36.68] | Lifeguards. |
| [15:38.88] | Well, it sounds kind of stup |
| [15:42.02] | Who' s she? |
| [15:44.62] | Nicole Eggert. |
| [15:46.39] | We like her. |
| [16:02.44] | Hey, you want a beer? |
| [16:04.21] | I' ll get one. Don' t get up. I got a cooler here. |
| [16:13.58] | Do you have any beers? We' re out of beers. |
| [16:16.22] | Help yourself. |
| [16:18.72] | You okay? |
| [16:22.69] | Phoebe moved out. |
| [16:26.66] | Right. |
| [16:28.43] | I don' t understand. |
| [16:30.60] | Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don' t have a boyfriend? |
| [16:36.61] | You don' t have a boyfriend because.... |
| [16:40.88] | I don' t know why you don' t have a boyfriend. |
| [16:45.15] | You should have a boyfriend. |
| [16:48.12] | I think so. |
| [16:51.82] | Come here. |
| [16:53.09] | Come here. |
| [16:56.76] | Listen, you are one of my favorite people... |
| [17:00.20] | ... and the most beautiful woman I' ve ever known in real life. |
| [17:21.85] | Where is everybody? |
| [17:23.72] | It' s already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? |
| [17:28.06] | I think my marriage... |
| [17:31.33] | ... is kind of over. |
| [17:33.06] | Oh, no! Why? |
| [17:35.00] | Because Carol' s a lesbian. |
| [17:41.71] | And I' m not one. |
| [17:47.28] | And apparently it' s not a mixandmatch situation. |
| [17:50.88] | Oh, my God! |
| [17:53.82] | I don' t believe it! |
| [17:56.45] | Oh, you poor bunny. |
| [18:00.09] | I' m an idiot. |
| [18:02.16] | I mean, I should have seen it. |
| [18:04.19] | I mean, Carol and I would be out, and she' d see some beautiful woman... |
| [18:09.50] | ... and she' d be " Ross! Look at her!" |
| [18:12.87] | And I' d think... |
| [18:15.11] | ... " God, my wife is cool." |
| [18:24.38] | Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover? |
| [18:30.49] | Well, now I do! |
| [18:34.16] | I' m sorry. |
| [18:37.83] | Seven years! |
| [18:40.30] | I mean, we' ve been together seven years. |
| [18:44.10] | She' s the only woman who' s ever loved me. |
| [18:47.07] | She' s the only woman I' ve ever.... |
| [18:56.78] | This is nice. |
| [18:58.62] | I know. It is, isn' t it? |
| [19:02.09] | No, I mean it. This feels really good. |
| [19:07.39] | Is it 100 cotton? |
| [19:14.50] | And I got it on sale too. |
| [19:17.67] | I should go. |
| [19:18.77] | One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. |
| [19:23.77] | If you want to get a drink later, we can. |
| [19:26.41] | That sounds great. |
| [19:28.65] | Oh, and listen, it' s gonna be |
| [19:32.92] | Thanks. |
| [19:38.36] | Maybe this wouldn' t have happened if I' d been more nurturing... |
| [19:42.93] | ... or I' d paid more attention... |
| [19:46.70] | ... or I had a uterus. |
| [19:50.47] | I can' t believe it. I know. |
| [19:52.50] | You know, you don' t deserve this. You don' t, Ross. |
| [19:56.04] | You' re so good. Thanks. |
| [19:58.04] | And you' re so sweet. |
| [20:02.68] | Thanks. |
| [20:15.29] | Come here. |
| [20:18.06] | Wait, wait, wait. |
| [20:24.57] | It' s okay. |
| [20:32.38] | Wait, wait, wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket. |
| [20:37.08] | What? I can' t get it out. |
| [20:39.08] | That' s not something a girl wants to hear. |
| [20:42.19] | Come on, don' t start. |
| [20:45.66] | What? |
| [20:46.72] | Stupid balls are in the way. |
| [21:07.88] | Oh, well. |
| [21:10.25] | That probably wouldn' t have been the most constructive solution. |
| [21:15.29] | You have chalk on your face. |
| [21:18.56] | You' re right. I don' t know why I always thought this was real grass. |
| [21:29.90] | Honey, you okay? |
| [21:32.60] | My wife' s a lesbian. |
| [21:35.31] | |
| [21:40.44] | Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross. |
| [21:55.83] | Don' t say anything. |
| [21:58.33] | I don' t wanna speak. I don' t wanna think. |
| [22:01.67] | I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here... |
| [22:06.67] | ... right now. |
| [22:20.58] | You missed the exit. |
| [22:24.25] | Sorry. |
| [22:25.36] | My God, what were you thinking about? |
| [22:30.66] | Barry. |
| [02:10.-2] | Then it must have been you. Bye. |
| [02:14.-4] | Byebye. |
| [06:45.-1] | ... which I don' t think this is. |
| [11:45.-4] | Like you wouldn' t believe. |
| [13:13.-2] | I' m such a jerk. |
| [14:33.-4] | ... because I got a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions? |
| [14:37.-4] | You could' ve just turned the cushion over. |
| [15:54.-3] | Wow! Look at them run! |
| [15:58.-2] | They do that a lot. |
| [19:31.-1] | I know. |
| [20:00.-1] | Thanks. And you' re kind. |
| [21:53.-3] | I can' t believe you came back. |
| [00:01.88] | Janice has a question. Who of the six of you... |
| [00:06.02] | ... has slept with who of the six of you? |
| [00:10.92] | Wow, it' s like a dirty math problem. |
| [00:14.56] | I' m sorry, the answer there would be none of us. |
| [00:18.03] | Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid? |
| [00:21.90] | Well, that' s really a different question. |
| [00:25.34] | I can' t believe a group of people who spends this much time together... |
| [00:30.18] | ... has never bumped uglies. |
| [00:33.78] | There was that one time Monica and Rachel got together. |
| [00:37.68] | What? |
| [00:39.25] | Excuse me, there was no " time." |
| [00:41.75] | Okay, but let' s say there was. |
| [00:44.69] | How might that go? |
| [00:49.06] | Well then answer me this: |
| [00:50.90] | Have any of you ever almost...? |
| [00:58.07] | Anybody need more coffee? Hey, there' s a dog out there! |
| [01:02.37] | The One With the Flashback |
| [01:49.82] | |
| [01:53.43] | That is so unfortunate. What? |
| [01:56.23] | Cute Naked Guy' s starting to put on weight. |
| [02:00.50] | I' ll be back in just a minute. |
| [02:02.67] | I' m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:07.24] | You didn' t leave lipstick marks on the phone. |
| [02:16.45] | That' s why I moved out. Hey, while we' re on that... |
| [02:19.45] | ... when are you gonna tell my sister you don' t live here anymore? |
| [02:23.59] | On some level, she already knows. |
| [02:25.76] | She doesn' t know you sneak out every night... |
| [02:28.46] | ... and back every morning... |
| [02:30.43] | ... and that you' ve been at your grandmother' s for a week. |
| [02:33.87] | Okay, well, maybe not on those levels. |
| [02:41.64] | I' m never gonna find a roommate. Ever. |
| [02:44.54] | Nobody good? |
| [02:45.78] | There was the guy with the ferrets. |
| [02:48.55] | That' s plural. |
| [02:51.05] | The spitter. And the guy who enjoyed my name so much... |
| [02:54.65] | ... he made a noise every time he said it. |
| [02:57.52] | " Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:00.56] | " Great apartment, Chandler Bing. Bing!" |
| [03:04.03] | How many more tomorrow? Two. |
| [03:06.20] | This photographer who seemed really dull... |
| [03:08.73] | ... and this actor guy who I' m not sure about. |
| [03:11.74] | When I answered the phone " Chandler Bing"... |
| [03:14.41] | ... he said," Whoa! Short message!" |
| [03:19.74] | Foot on the floor or come over no more. |
| [03:23.45] | Your dresser is missing, but this she notices. |
| [03:26.85] | What? I have to go. |
| [03:31.42] | Carol should be home by now, so.... |
| [03:34.13] | How' s it going with you guys? Better, actually. |
| [03:37.03] | I finally figured out why we' re having so much trouble. |
| [03:40.43] | Oh, really? Yeah. You know how I have you guys? |
| [03:43.23] | She doesn' t have any close friends that are just hers. |
| [03:46.54] | But last week, she met this woman at the gym," Susan" something. |
| [03:51.04] | And they really hit it off, and I think it' s gonna make a difference. |
| [03:58.58] | So, Eric... |
| [04:00.08] | ... what kind of photography do you do? |
| [04:02.39] | Oh, mostly fashion. |
| [04:04.12] | There may be models here sometimes. I hope that' s cool. |
| [04:09.19] | Yes, that is cool. |
| [04:11.36] | Because I have models here, you know... |
| [04:15.07] | ... never. |
| [04:18.00] | During the summer I spend most weekends at my sister' s beach house... |
| [04:22.41] | ... which you' re welcome to use. |
| [04:24.51] | Although I should tell you, she' s a porn star. |
| [04:30.48] | Well, I still have one more person to meet. |
| [04:33.59] | But unless it turns out to be your sister... |
| [04:37.09] | ... I think your chances are pretty good. |
| [04:40.09] | All right. |
| [04:45.70] | Bedroom, bathroom, living room. |
| [04:47.73] | This here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by. Byebye. |
| [04:52.40] | Don' t you wanna ask me any questions? |
| [04:57.21] | |
| [05:00.38] | What' s up? |
| [05:02.78] | Well, I' m an actor. |
| [05:05.58] | I' m fairly neat. |
| [05:07.92] | I got my own TV. |
| [05:09.89] | Oh, and don' t worry, I' m totally okay with the gay thing. |
| [05:16.46] | What gay thing? |
| [05:18.60] | Just, you know, in general. The whole " peoplebeinggay" thing. |
| [05:25.04] | Totally cool with that. |
| [05:30.24] | Okay, Jerry. Thanks for stopping by. |
| [05:41.05] | |
| [05:50.80] | Hey, Mon. |
| [05:52.90] | Wanna hear something that sucks? Do I ever! |
| [05:57.50] | Chris says they' re closing the bar. No way! |
| [06:00.37] | They' re turning it into a coffee place. |
| [06:02.81] | Just coffee? |
| [06:04.94] | Where are we gonna hang out? You got me. |
| [06:07.85] | Can I get a beer? Did you pick a roommate? |
| [06:10.65] | You bet. ls it the ltalian guy? |
| [06:13.15] | Yeah, right. |
| [06:15.82] | He' s so cute. |
| [06:16.89] | That' s what I want. A roommate I can walk around with... |
| [06:19.89] | ... and be referred to as " the funny one." |
| [06:22.86] | Table' s free. Rack them up. Back in a minute. |
| [06:25.36] | Get ready for me to whip your butt. |
| [06:27.87] | Okay, but after that, we' re shooting some pool. |
| [06:33.57] | Excuse me? Hello? Hi. |
| [06:37.31] | My friend ordered an onion... |
| [06:39.84] | ... not an olive. |
| [06:41.85] | And I ordered a rum and Diet Coke... |
| [06:47.59] | I am so sorry. That' s all right. |
| [06:51.06] | How hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh? |
| [06:58.00] | I would like to propose a toast... |
| [07:00.70] | ... to the woman who, in one year from today, will become... |
| [07:04.04] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Barber, D. D. S. |
| [07:07.91] | I think it' s time to see the ring again. |
| [07:14.91] | Isn' t it exciting? I mean, it' s like having a boyfriend for life! |
| [07:22.72] | Yeah. I know. |
| [07:25.86] | What? |
| [07:27.13] | Oh, I don' t know. |
| [07:29.89] | Well, maybe it' s just the idea... |
| [07:33.13] | ... of Barry for the rest of my life. |
| [07:35.90] | I don' t know, I think l.... |
| [07:37.60] | I feel like having one last fling... |
| [07:39.80] | ... just to sort of get it out of my system. |
| [07:45.04] | Rachel, stop! You' re so bad! |
| [07:47.81] | I' m serious. I really think I need to just have... |
| [07:51.88] | ... some meaningless sex, you know? |
| [07:54.22] | With the next guy I see. |
| [08:03.23] | Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my ball. |
| [08:08.77] | Yeah, so? |
| [08:12.50] | And now I' ve picked it up again. |
| [08:18.18] | My God! I went to high school with her. |
| [08:26.32] | Look! Hi! What do you think? |
| [08:29.09] | Oh, my God! |
| [08:30.59] | You can' t even see where the Titanic hit it. |
| [08:33.83] | Yes, his name is Barry. He' s a doctor, thank you very much. |
| [08:37.53] | Just like you always wanted. Congratulations. |
| [08:40.43] | Thank you. So how about you? Are you seeing anybody? |
| [08:44.47] | Not right now. |
| [08:46.20] | Oh, well, that' s okay. |
| [08:49.17] | I know. |
| [08:54.68] | So I think I' ll get back to my friend. |
| [08:57.22] | |
| [09:03.35] | Can we have lunch the next time I' m in the city? |
| [09:06.69] | That' d be great. |
| [09:08.03] | Okay. Thanks. |
| [09:11.36] | Ten bucks says I never see that woman again in my life. |
| [09:15.83] | No, honey, really. It' s fine. |
| [09:18.40] | |
| [09:19.90] | ... go with Susan. |
| [09:21.24] | Really, I think |
| [09:23.14] | I think girls' night out is a great idea. |
| [09:27.71] | |
| [09:29.88] | What are they doing? I don' t know. Something girly. |
| [09:37.09] | Hey, you' re early. |
| [09:38.66] | What are you doing with the lamp? |
| [09:41.06] | Just taking it to get rewired. |
| [09:44.83] | Don' t take it where you took the stereo. They' ve had that over a week. |
| [09:57.68] | Mr. Heckles, no one is making any noise up here. |
| [10:01.05] | You' re disturbing my oboe practice. |
| [10:03.85] | You don' t play the oboe. I could play the oboe. |
| [10:07.89] | Then I' m gonna have to ask you to keep it down. |
| [10:16.06] | Who are you? |
| [10:17.56] | I' m Eric, Chandler' s new roommate. I' m Chandler' s new roommate. |
| [10:23.13] | I don' t think so. I could be Chandler' s new roommate. |
| [10:26.77] | But he told me over the phone He told me in person. |
| [10:31.04] | That' s weird. |
| [10:32.14] | I' m going to go into my new apartment now. |
| [10:55.43] | Hi again. |
| [11:04.78] | Thank you so much. |
| [11:06.34] | Don' t thank me. Thank the jerk that never showed up. |
| [11:09.91] | Okay, I gotta get to work. |
| [11:13.25] | You want some help? No, thanks. I got it. |
| [11:15.92] | No, I don' t! |
| [11:18.42] | You okay? |
| [11:21.93] | I stood up too fast. Got a little head rush. |
| [11:25.33] | It' s the heat. |
| [11:30.10] | And the humidity. |
| [11:34.21] | That' s... |
| [11:35.71] | ... a tough combination. |
| [11:42.01] | Do you want to come in for some lemonade? |
| [11:53.69] | This is a great place. |
| [11:56.69] | Thank you. |
| [11:58.70] | Just make yourself comfortable. |
| [12:01.90] | Gotcha. |
| [12:05.80] | So this place is really my grandmother' s. |
| [12:12.08] | I got it when she moved to Florida. Otherwise I could never afford it. |
| [12:21.25] | So if the landlord ever asks... |
| [12:23.25] | ... I' m an 87yearold woman who' s afraid of her VCR. You thirsty? |
| [12:27.22] | You bet I am! |
| [12:30.86] | Okay... |
| [12:31.83] | ... here' s your penis! |
| [12:39.47] | Oh, my God! What the hell are you doing? |
| [12:42.91] | You said," You wanna come in for some lemonade?" |
| [12:45.84] | So? |
| [12:49.31] | Were you just gonna give me lemonade? |
| [12:52.75] | Cover yourself up! |
| [12:54.29] | Oh, right. Sorry. |
| [12:55.69] | God, I don' t believe this! |
| [12:57.46] | Someone asks you in for lemonade and that means they want to have sex? |
| [13:01.43] | Usually, yeah. Well, not just lemonade. |
| [13:04.56] | Iced tea, sometimes juice. |
| [13:08.60] | Look, sorry. I just |
| [13:11.47] | I thought you liked me. |
| [13:17.04] | It' s okay. |
| [13:19.44] | I suppose it could happen to anyone. |
| [13:22.05] | Not anyone I know, but.... |
| [13:26.75] | By the way, I can still see it. |
| [13:42.17] | Where' s your bed? |
| [13:46.50] | It' s not in the apartment? |
| [13:54.41] | I can' t believe this is happening again. |
| [13:58.02] | What? Okay, enough with the third degree! |
| [14:03.42] | I don' t live here anymore. |
| [14:06.36] | What are you talking about? I' m sorry. |
| [14:09.69] | I don' t live here anymore. |
| [14:14.50] | I didn' t know how to tell you. But, you know, everybody else knows. |
| [14:20.94] | Everybody knows? |
| [14:23.37] | That was supposed to be a good thing. I forget why. |
| [14:30.15] | Do you know I couldn' t sleep for a month... |
| [14:39.39] | I would have, but I had a spaghetti stain on the other side. |
| [14:42.86] | |
| [14:44.00] | This is what I' m talking about. |
| [14:46.13] | I need to live in a land where people can spill! |
| [14:50.73] | Well, you can spill. |
| [14:53.00] | In the sink. |
| [14:55.24] | Oh, honey. It' s not your fault, you know. This is who you are. |
| [14:59.64] | And I love you. And I want us to be friends. |
| [15:02.85] | And if I stay here, I don' t see that happening. |
| [15:07.65] | I love you too. Good. |
| [15:13.52] | What? |
| [15:16.23] | What? I' m just sad. |
| [15:18.50] | No, you' re not. You' re wondering which cushion it is. |
| [15:27.67] | So what are you watching? |
| [15:30.51] | Baywatch. " |
| [15:33.44] | What' s it about? |
| [15:36.68] | Lifeguards. |
| [15:38.88] | Well, it sounds kind of stup |
| [15:42.02] | Who' s she? |
| [15:44.62] | Nicole Eggert. |
| [15:46.39] | We like her. |
| [16:02.44] | Hey, you want a beer? |
| [16:04.21] | I' ll get one. Don' t get up. I got a cooler here. |
| [16:13.58] | Do you have any beers? We' re out of beers. |
| [16:16.22] | Help yourself. |
| [16:18.72] | You okay? |
| [16:22.69] | Phoebe moved out. |
| [16:26.66] | Right. |
| [16:28.43] | I don' t understand. |
| [16:30.60] | Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don' t have a boyfriend? |
| [16:36.61] | You don' t have a boyfriend because.... |
| [16:40.88] | I don' t know why you don' t have a boyfriend. |
| [16:45.15] | You should have a boyfriend. |
| [16:48.12] | I think so. |
| [16:51.82] | Come here. |
| [16:53.09] | Come here. |
| [16:56.76] | Listen, you are one of my favorite people... |
| [17:00.20] | ... and the most beautiful woman I' ve ever known in real life. |
| [17:21.85] | Where is everybody? |
| [17:23.72] | It' s already closed. Chris gave me the keys to lock up. What is wrong? |
| [17:28.06] | I think my marriage... |
| [17:31.33] | ... is kind of over. |
| [17:33.06] | Oh, no! Why? |
| [17:35.00] | Because Carol' s a lesbian. |
| [17:41.71] | And I' m not one. |
| [17:47.28] | And apparently it' s not a mixandmatch situation. |
| [17:50.88] | Oh, my God! |
| [17:53.82] | I don' t believe it! |
| [17:56.45] | Oh, you poor bunny. |
| [18:00.09] | I' m an idiot. |
| [18:02.16] | I mean, I should have seen it. |
| [18:04.19] | I mean, Carol and I would be out, and she' d see some beautiful woman... |
| [18:09.50] | ... and she' d be " Ross! Look at her!" |
| [18:12.87] | And I' d think... |
| [18:15.11] | ... " God, my wife is cool." |
| [18:24.38] | Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover? |
| [18:30.49] | Well, now I do! |
| [18:34.16] | I' m sorry. |
| [18:37.83] | Seven years! |
| [18:40.30] | I mean, we' ve been together seven years. |
| [18:44.10] | She' s the only woman who' s ever loved me. |
| [18:47.07] | She' s the only woman I' ve ever.... |
| [18:56.78] | This is nice. |
| [18:58.62] | I know. It is, isn' t it? |
| [19:02.09] | No, I mean it. This feels really good. |
| [19:07.39] | Is it 100 cotton? |
| [19:14.50] | And I got it on sale too. |
| [19:17.67] | I should go. |
| [19:18.77] | One of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. |
| [19:23.77] | If you want to get a drink later, we can. |
| [19:26.41] | That sounds great. |
| [19:28.65] | Oh, and listen, it' s gonna be |
| [19:32.92] | Thanks. |
| [19:38.36] | Maybe this wouldn' t have happened if I' d been more nurturing... |
| [19:42.93] | ... or I' d paid more attention... |
| [19:46.70] | ... or I had a uterus. |
| [19:50.47] | I can' t believe it. I know. |
| [19:52.50] | You know, you don' t deserve this. You don' t, Ross. |
| [19:56.04] | You' re so good. Thanks. |
| [19:58.04] | And you' re so sweet. |
| [20:02.68] | Thanks. |
| [20:15.29] | Come here. |
| [20:18.06] | Wait, wait, wait. |
| [20:24.57] | It' s okay. |
| [20:32.38] | Wait, wait, wait! My foot is stuck in the pocket. |
| [20:37.08] | What? I can' t get it out. |
| [20:39.08] | That' s not something a girl wants to hear. |
| [20:42.19] | Come on, don' t start. |
| [20:45.66] | What? |
| [20:46.72] | Stupid balls are in the way. |
| [21:07.88] | Oh, well. |
| [21:10.25] | That probably wouldn' t have been the most constructive solution. |
| [21:15.29] | You have chalk on your face. |
| [21:18.56] | You' re right. I don' t know why I always thought this was real grass. |
| [21:29.90] | Honey, you okay? |
| [21:32.60] | My wife' s a lesbian. |
| [21:35.31] | |
| [21:40.44] | Ross, Joey. Joey, Ross. |
| [21:55.83] | Don' t say anything. |
| [21:58.33] | I don' t wanna speak. I don' t wanna think. |
| [22:01.67] | I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here... |
| [22:06.67] | ... right now. |
| [22:20.58] | You missed the exit. |
| [22:24.25] | Sorry. |
| [22:25.36] | My God, what were you thinking about? |
| [22:30.66] | Barry. |
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