| [00:58.-4] | Power saw kind of got away from me there. |
| [02:31.-4] | Does anyone else think David Copperfield's cute? |
| [03:07.-1] | So who's on your list? |
| [05:20.-4] | It's an electric drill! |
| [13:20.-3] | I'll get one of the other girls to do it. |
| [13:30.-2] | Hey,do Monica and Rachel work there? |
| [14:33.-2] | You do realize she only spins like that on ice? |
| [15:58.-4] | ... but you know,it was pretty cool, you know? |
| [17:04.-1] | |
| [17:06.-4] | Oh,come on. We went to Times Square. |
| [19:24.-3] | Yeah? Well,missy,you better be glad that list is laminated. |
| [20:08.-2] | Or reimburse you for that one. |
| [00:07.74] | So what happened? Did a forest tick you off? |
| [00:13.17] | We always say we need a place for the mail. |
| [00:21.78] | I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step. |
| [00:28.02] | You're building a post office? |
| [00:31.46] | No,an entertainment unit, with a built-in mail cubby. |
| [00:34.93] | It's a one-day job,max. |
| [00:39.10] | My word,those are snug! |
| [00:44.31] | These are my old work pants. |
| [00:46.17] | Sergio Valente. “ |
| [01:02.16] | The One With Frank Jr. |
| [01:53.41] | Hey,Pheebs. Any sign of your brother? |
| [01:55.94] | No,but he's always late. |
| [01:58.21] | -I thought you only met him once. -I did. |
| [02:02.28] | I think it sounds big sister-y, "Frank's always late." |
| [02:06.69] | Well,relax. He'll be here. |
| [02:09.12] | I know. I'm just nervous. |
| [02:11.13] | It's just,Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister... |
| [02:14.60] | ...Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately. |
| [02:17.90] | It's just the "last-desperate- chance-to-have-a-family" kind of thing. |
| [02:22.20] | You're sweet to wait with me. |
| [02:23.94] | Actually,Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to have cups out here. |
| [02:35.72] | No. But he told me he thinks you're a fox. |
| [02:40.62] | All right. Janice likes him. |
| [02:42.49] | In fact,she likes him so much, she put him on her "freebie" list. |
| [02:50.06] | Her what? |
| [02:51.17] | We have a deal where we each pick five celebrities we could sleep with... |
| [02:57.14] | ...and the other one can't get mad. |
| [02:59.57] | The heart of every healthy relationship: |
| [03:02.84] | Honesty,respect and sex with celebrities. |
| [03:08.68] | IKim Basinger... |
| [03:10.25] | ... Cindy Crawford,Halle Berry... |
| [03:13.00] | ...Yasmine Bleeth... |
| [03:15.79] | ...and Jessica Rabbit. |
| [03:19.59] | You do realize that she is a cartoon, and way out of your league? |
| [03:24.13] | I know. I just wonder if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head. |
| [03:29.80] | Who would yours be? |
| [03:31.54] | First,I need a boyfriend. Then I can have a list. |
| [03:35.21] | It's just a game,Mon. |
| [03:39.11] | |
| [03:40.72] | I don't know. I guess Chris O'Donnell,John F. IKennedy Jr... |
| [03:45.12] | ... Daniel Day-Lewis,Sting and Parker Stevenson. |
| [03:50.53] | Spiderman? |
| [03:52.39] | Hardy Boy. |
| [03:54.70] | -Peter Parker. -Thank you. |
| [03:58.20] | What about you,honey? Who'd be on your list? |
| [04:01.00] | That kind of thing requires some serious thought. |
| [04:04.37] | First,I'd divide my prospective candidates into categories. |
| [04:08.68] | What a geek! |
| [04:11.75] | Everybody,this is Frank! My half brother,Frank! |
| [04:14.92] | This is everybody. |
| [04:16.52] | -This is Ross. -How are you? |
| [04:23.19] | This is Monica. |
| [04:27.23] | And this is Rachel. |
| [04:32.67] | I'm gonna get coffee for us. |
| [04:34.44] | Hey,how do you guys get anything done? |
| [04:37.61] | We don't,really. |
| [04:40.84] | Do you guys have big plans? |
| [04:42.91] | Oh,yeah. We're gonna connect and bond and everything. |
| [04:47.02] | I thought we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars. |
| [04:51.92] | My friend,Larry,he wants me to take a picture of a hooker. |
| [04:57.59] | We really don't take advantage of living in the city. |
| [05:15.04] | Oh,sorry. Did I get you? |
| [05:18.45] | No,you didn't "get" me! |
| [05:21.38] | You "get" me,you kill me! |
| [05:24.42] | Calm down! Do you want this unit or not? |
| [05:27.09] | I do not want this unit! |
| [05:29.62] | You should've told me before. I'm not a mind reader. |
| [05:34.40] | And we're out of beer. I'm going to Monica's. |
| [05:38.10] | Fine! |
| [05:46.64] | |
| [05:50.85] | I saw down at the hardware store,they got those designer tiles on sale... |
| [05:55.78] | ...if you wanna redo your bathroom floor. |
| [05:58.52] | What's wrong with my bathroom floor? |
| [06:00.79] | Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all. |
| [06:04.63] | I highly doubt that. |
| [06:08.10] | If you move your hamper... |
| [06:10.87] | ...you see how the tile used to be. |
| [06:16.47] | I can't live like this! What are we gonna do? |
| [06:19.44] | Relax. Here,hold this. |
| [06:21.11] | This old stuff comes right up. I'll show you. |
| [06:26.51] | A little more than I wanted to see. |
| [06:31.82] | Look at that! Every inch of this is glued down! |
| [06:35.00] | It'd take forever to pry this up. You should just leave it. |
| [06:40.50] | I can't leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor! |
| [06:53.64] | There. There you go. |
| [06:56.58] | Yeah,that's nice. |
| [06:58.01] | We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon! |
| [07:11.49] | I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue? |
| [07:15.86] | Because I can and my mom couldn't. |
| [07:18.73] | And I figured that was something I got from our dad. |
| [07:22.67] | Well,wait,you mean like this? |
| [07:26.21] | Yeah,you can do it too. Yeah. |
| [07:29.68] | You're not doing it. |
| [07:31.35] | Oh,right. Okay. Yeah,my mom could and I can't. |
| [07:36.08] | We don't have that. |
| [07:43.69] | When's your birthday? |
| [07:45.13] | |
| [07:46.93] | I know a guy who's the 18th. |
| [07:51.13] | That's close. |
| [07:54.30] | When's yours? |
| [07:55.60] | |
| [08:01.81] | That's the same month as Halloween. |
| [08:08.58] | So what kind of things do you like to do at home? |
| [08:12.65] | Melt stuff. |
| [08:18.49] | -Okay,I've got three of my five. -Three of your five what? |
| [08:22.66] | Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with. |
| [08:25.67] | God,you're giving this a lot of thought. |
| [08:28.14] | Hey,it's hard,okay? I only have two spots left. |
| [08:30.94] | All right. Who you got it narrowed down to? |
| [08:34.31] | Elizabeth Hurley. |
| [08:36.34] | Very attractive. |
| [08:37.68] | Forgiving. |
| [08:41.58] | Susan Sarandon. |
| [08:44.92] | You know what? She's too political. |
| [08:47.19] | She'd probably make you donate four cans of food first. |
| [08:53.29] | And lsabella Rossellini. |
| [08:56.20] | Very hot. Very sexy. |
| [08:57.67] | But she's too international. She's never gonna be around. |
| [09:02.94] | -So? -So you gotta play the odds. |
| [09:05.44] | Pick somebody who's gonna be in the country all the time. |
| [09:09.18] | Yeah. Because that's why you won't get lsabella Rossellini. Geography. |
| [09:23.89] | Okay. So by "melting" you meant melting. |
| [09:29.46] | So is it,like,art? |
| [09:30.87] | Yeah,you can melt art. |
| [09:34.74] | Hey,can I use your phone? |
| [09:37.54] | -Sure. You want to call your mom? -No,I want to melt it. |
| [09:42.48] | Oh. Well,not right now. |
| [09:51.22] | I'm gonna go to bed. The fumes are giving me a headache. So.... |
| [10:00.00] | Good night,"bro." |
| [10:02.90] | Good night. |
| [10:08.54] | Here. |
| [10:10.37] | Just in case. |
| [10:12.44] | Oh,excellent! |
| [10:27.22] | -What kind of karate is that? -No kind. |
| [10:32.13] | He just makes it up. |
| [10:34.56] | -How's it going with you guys? -So far it kind of blows. |
| [10:42.40] | I don't know,I just thought he'd feel more like a brother. |
| [10:46.11] | Like you and Ross. Close and connected and.... |
| [10:48.74] | We're close now. You wouldn't believe the years... |
| [10:51.48] | ...of noogies,and wedgies,and flying wedgies,and atomic wedgies and.... |
| [10:57.82] | That's when the waistband goes over your head. |
| [11:03.59] | We drove each other crazy playing the shadow game. |
| [11:06.09] | -How do you play the shadow game? -How do you play the shadow game? |
| [11:09.13] | -I just asked you. -I just asked you. |
| [11:11.50] | I don't have time for this. |
| [11:13.77] | -That is what the game is. -You just gave up really quickly. |
| [11:20.17] | -Seen Joey? -What's the matter? |
| [11:22.01] | Oh,just this! |
| [11:29.38] | It's my fault,really,because the couch is where we keep the varnish. |
| [11:35.86] | Somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles? |
| [11:40.73] | -What's going on? -He's retiling my floor. |
| [11:44.57] | Spackle boy! |
| [11:47.30] | -Get up! -You started this,you'll finish it! |
| [11:50.74] | He started mine first! |
| [11:52.51] | Build the unit,Cinderellie Lay the tile,Cinderellie |
| [12:00.75] | Big octopus. |
| [12:11.23] | Oh,my God! I totally forgot! |
| [12:14.33] | Well,can't someone else do it? |
| [12:16.86] | But I have company. |
| [12:22.00] | Look,that's all right. I'll come in. |
| [12:25.84] | I'm sorry, but I have to go into work. |
| [12:28.51] | It's one of my regulars who's insisting that I do him,so.... |
| [12:32.28] | Hey,what kind of work do you do? |
| [12:35.22] | I'm a masseuse. |
| [12:36.52] | I give people massages and stuff. |
| [12:38.79] | You work at one of those massage parlors? |
| [12:43.69] | Well,you know,we don't call it that. But,yeah. |
| [12:50.26] | That's wild. |
| [12:52.57] | No,I had no idea. |
| [12:54.77] | Alrighty. |
| [12:57.57] | I'll be back in a little bit. |
| [12:59.31] | Unless you want to come with me. |
| [13:01.48] | You mean,like,watch? |
| [13:04.41] | No. No,you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house. |
| [13:08.65] | What are big sisters for? |
| [13:11.22] | Well,I don't think this. You know? |
| [13:14.39] | No. No,no. I wouldn't do you myself. |
| [13:16.66] | I mean,that would be weird. |
| [13:22.46] | This is so much fun! |
| [13:26.00] | Are you excited? |
| [13:35.14] | It's beautiful! |
| [13:37.18] | It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was! |
| [13:42.62] | What are you going in there for? |
| [13:45.12] | You want,like,a number? |
| [13:51.33] | Hi. Bye. |
| [13:54.53] | Okay. I'm done with my choices. |
| [13:57.33] | These are final. |
| [14:00.77] | -Well,it's about time. -Yeah. Very official. |
| [14:03.94] | Oh,yeah. Well,you know,Chandler printed it up on his computer. |
| [14:08.44] | And who laminated it? |
| [14:11.81] | That was me. |
| [14:14.05] | All right,let me see. |
| [14:16.35] | "Uma Thurman,Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley... |
| [14:20.39] | ... Michelle Pfeiffer... |
| [14:22.72] | ... Dorothy Hamill"? |
| [14:30.23] | Hey,it's my list! |
| [14:39.17] | |
| [14:45.81] | -What's going on? -She broke my arm! |
| [14:48.52] | -He touched my fanny. -She touched mine first! |
| [14:51.35] | That's my job! |
| [14:53.09] | So what's the deal? I can have sex with you but I can't touch you? |
| [14:58.56] | -You can't have sex with her! -Did you think I was a hooker? |
| [15:02.10] | No,okay. I know. You're a masseuse. It's cool. I'm not a cop! |
| [15:08.94] | Ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for five minutes. |
| [15:12.21] | Fine. |
| [15:13.87] | I don't like you. |
| [15:17.28] | So that's what you thought I did? God! |
| [15:21.55] | That's not what I do! |
| [15:23.75] | Wait,that's not what you do? |
| [15:27.02] | No! |
| [15:29.06] | Why would you think that? |
| [15:30.86] | I don't know. This is the city, you know? I just.... |
| [15:34.46] | I mean... |
| [15:35.93] | ... I don't know. |
| [15:38.87] | Whatever. It's the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyway. |
| [15:44.14] | Oh,wait. |
| [15:45.54] | No,you're right. No,it was perfect. |
| [15:49.41] | I can't believe I screwed it up so bad. |
| [15:53.78] | You thought it was perfect? |
| [15:55.48] | Well,no,maybe it wasn't perfect... |
| [16:00.72] | Because we had all those great talks,you know? |
| [16:08.16] | Which ones in particular were great for you? |
| [16:11.90] | Well,you know,about the tongue thing,you know? |
| [16:14.77] | And how I told you about my likes and my dislikes. |
| [16:20.07] | How I like to melt stuff,and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt. |
| [16:26.18] | |
| [16:28.62] | I feel like I can really talk to you because you're my sister,you know? |
| [16:36.26] | Yeah. I guess I do. |
| [16:39.13] | And then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me. |
| [16:44.20] | Well,I wasn't hopping mad, you know? |
| [16:48.20] | You hopped a little bit. |
| [16:52.34] | Yeah,I'm really sorry. You know,I'm really.... |
| [16:56.54] | Okay. |
| [17:00.15] | Well,this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now. This. |
| [17:08.62] | We found ninja stars. I almost get my arm broken by a hooker |
| [17:11.89] | She's not a hooker. |
| [17:13.86] | When I tell my friends about her, she will be. |
| [17:23.54] | On 3! |
| [17:24.71] | |
| [17:26.84] | Why don't we just go on 2? |
| [17:28.68] | Why 2? |
| [17:29.84] | Because it's faster. |
| [17:31.51] | I could've counted to 3 four times without all the "2" talk. |
| [17:35.22] | -All right,but in the future -Heavy thing! Not getting lighter! |
| [17:40.69] | |
| [17:42.32] | So we are going with two? |
| [17:53.67] | A good job,Joe. |
| [17:56.54] | Wow. |
| [17:58.27] | It's big. |
| [18:01.28] | So big it actually makes our doors look smaller. |
| [18:05.01] | Maybe my ruler's wrong. |
| [18:06.58] | Maybe all the rulers are wrong. |
| [18:09.78] | It's not that bad. So it blocks a little of your door,a little of mine. |
| [18:14.46] | I got a better idea. |
| [18:15.76] | How about it blocks none of my door, and a lot of your door? |
| [18:22.56] | Listen,before I forget, that side is still wet. |
| [18:30.37] | Let me just see if I've got this right. |
| [18:32.71] | So this is a half-caf,double-tall, easy hazelnut... |
| [18:36.38] | ... nonfat,no foam,with whip, extra-hot latte,right? |
| [18:41.55] | Okay. Great. |
| [18:43.72] | You freak. |
| [18:51.39] | Thank you. |
| [18:52.66] | A coffee to go,please. |
| [18:58.57] | Isabella Rossellini! |
| [19:00.17] | Are you serious? Oh,my God! |
| [19:03.00] | Damn! I cannot believe I took her off my list! |
| [19:06.74] | Why? Because otherwise you'd go for it? |
| [19:11.68] | Yeah,maybe. |
| [19:13.91] | You lie. |
| [19:16.08] | You don't think I'd go up to her? |
| [19:18.15] | It took you 10 years to finally admit you liked me. |
| [19:29.60] | You know what,honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate. |
| [19:35.87] | Hold my cruller. |
| [19:39.61] | Are you really gonna let him do this? |
| [19:41.78] | He's about to go hit on lsabella Rossellini. |
| [19:44.18] | I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn. |
| [19:52.29] | I'm Ross. |
| [19:54.02] | You don't know me, but I'm a big,big fan of yours. |
| [19:57.83] | I mean... |
| [19:59.49] | |
| [20:04.03] | I was wondering if I could maybe buy you a cup of coffee. |
| [20:12.51] | Aren't you with that girl over there? |
| [20:19.31] | Well,yeah,kind of. |
| [20:21.05] | But that's okay. We have an understanding. |
| [20:24.02] | We each have this list of five famous people,and you were one of mine. |
| [20:29.06] | So I'm allowed to sleep with you. |
| [20:33.03] | It's flattering. |
| [20:37.33] | I don't know |
| [20:38.40] | Wait. Wait,lsabella. |
| [20:41.57] | Don't dismiss this so fast. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. |
| [20:46.27] | Yeah,for you. |
| [20:49.78] | Is that the list? |
| [20:51.11] | -Yes. -Can I see it? |
| [20:53.51] | -Come on. -But Okay. |
| [20:56.52] | I'm not on the list! |
| [20:57.92] | But that's not the final draft. |
| [21:01.05] | It's laminated. |
| [21:04.89] | Okay,see,you were on my list. |
| [21:07.76] | But then my friend,Chandler... |
| [21:13.07] | ... brought up the point that you are international. |
| [21:16.30] | So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local. |
| [21:20.14] | You know,it's ironic, because I have a list... |
| [21:23.78] | ...of five goofy coffeehouse guys. |
| [21:26.88] | And yesterday,I just bumped you for that guy over there. |
| [21:39.06] | We're just gonna be friends. |
| [21:46.40] | You know what? |
| [21:48.90] | Bet you I could fit in there. |
| [21:53.01] | I got five bucks says you can't. |
| [21:56.81] | Get out your checkbook,mister. |
| [21:59.75] | Oh,I think I have the cash. |
| [22:07.69] | You are dog,man! |
| [22:10.42] | I totally fit! |
| [22:12.76] | Yeah. You got me. |
| [22:15.10] | I'm out five big ones. |
| [22:20.90] | There you go. |
| [22:22.94] | Thank you. |
| [22:28.21] | Oh,well,hello,Mr. Lincoln! |
| [22:31.68] | Better luck next time,buddy! |
| [22:34.38] | And the drinks are on me! |
| [00:58.-4] | Power saw kind of got away from me there. |
| [02:31.-4] | Does anyone else think David Copperfield' s cute? |
| [03:07.-1] | So who' s on your list? |
| [05:20.-4] | It' s an electric drill! |
| [13:20.-3] | I' ll get one of the other girls to do it. |
| [13:30.-2] | Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there? |
| [14:33.-2] | You do realize she only spins like that on ice? |
| [15:58.-4] | ... but you know, it was pretty cool, you know? |
| [17:04.-1] | |
| [17:06.-4] | Oh, come on. We went to Times Square. |
| [19:24.-3] | Yeah? Well, missy, you better be glad that list is laminated. |
| [20:08.-2] | Or reimburse you for that one. |
| [00:07.74] | So what happened? Did a forest tick you off? |
| [00:13.17] | We always say we need a place for the mail. |
| [00:21.78] | I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step. |
| [00:28.02] | You' re building a post office? |
| [00:31.46] | No, an entertainment unit, with a builtin mail cubby. |
| [00:34.93] | It' s a oneday job, max. |
| [00:39.10] | My word, those are snug! |
| [00:44.31] | These are my old work pants. |
| [00:46.17] | Sergio Valente. " |
| [01:02.16] | The One With Frank Jr. |
| [01:53.41] | Hey, Pheebs. Any sign of your brother? |
| [01:55.94] | No, but he' s always late. |
| [01:58.21] | I thought you only met him once. I did. |
| [02:02.28] | I think it sounds big sistery, " Frank' s always late." |
| [02:06.69] | Well, relax. He' ll be here. |
| [02:09.12] | I know. I' m just nervous. |
| [02:11.13] | It' s just, Mom' s dead, don' t talk to my sister... |
| [02:14.60] | ... Grandma' s been sleeping a lot lately. |
| [02:17.90] | It' s just the " lastdesperate chancetohaveafamily" kind of thing. |
| [02:22.20] | You' re sweet to wait with me. |
| [02:23.94] | Actually, Gunther sent me. You' re not allowed to have cups out here. |
| [02:35.72] | No. But he told me he thinks you' re a fox. |
| [02:40.62] | All right. Janice likes him. |
| [02:42.49] | In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her " freebie" list. |
| [02:50.06] | Her what? |
| [02:51.17] | We have a deal where we each pick five celebrities we could sleep with... |
| [02:57.14] | ... and the other one can' t get mad. |
| [02:59.57] | The heart of every healthy relationship: |
| [03:02.84] | Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities. |
| [03:08.68] | IKim Basinger... |
| [03:10.25] | ... Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry... |
| [03:13.00] | ... Yasmine Bleeth... |
| [03:15.79] | ... and Jessica Rabbit. |
| [03:19.59] | You do realize that she is a cartoon, and way out of your league? |
| [03:24.13] | I know. I just wonder if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head. |
| [03:29.80] | Who would yours be? |
| [03:31.54] | First, I need a boyfriend. Then I can have a list. |
| [03:35.21] | It' s just a game, Mon. |
| [03:39.11] | |
| [03:40.72] | I don' t know. I guess Chris O' Donnell, John F. IKennedy Jr... |
| [03:45.12] | ... Daniel DayLewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson. |
| [03:50.53] | Spiderman? |
| [03:52.39] | Hardy Boy. |
| [03:54.70] | Peter Parker. Thank you. |
| [03:58.20] | What about you, honey? Who' d be on your list? |
| [04:01.00] | That kind of thing requires some serious thought. |
| [04:04.37] | First, I' d divide my prospective candidates into categories. |
| [04:08.68] | What a geek! |
| [04:11.75] | Everybody, this is Frank! My half brother, Frank! |
| [04:14.92] | This is everybody. |
| [04:16.52] | This is Ross. How are you? |
| [04:23.19] | This is Monica. |
| [04:27.23] | And this is Rachel. |
| [04:32.67] | I' m gonna get coffee for us. |
| [04:34.44] | Hey, how do you guys get anything done? |
| [04:37.61] | We don' t, really. |
| [04:40.84] | Do you guys have big plans? |
| [04:42.91] | Oh, yeah. We' re gonna connect and bond and everything. |
| [04:47.02] | I thought we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars. |
| [04:51.92] | My friend, Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker. |
| [04:57.59] | We really don' t take advantage of living in the city. |
| [05:15.04] | Oh, sorry. Did I get you? |
| [05:18.45] | No, you didn' t " get" me! |
| [05:21.38] | You " get" me, you kill me! |
| [05:24.42] | Calm down! Do you want this unit or not? |
| [05:27.09] | I do not want this unit! |
| [05:29.62] | You should' ve told me before. I' m not a mind reader. |
| [05:34.40] | And we' re out of beer. I' m going to Monica' s. |
| [05:38.10] | Fine! |
| [05:46.64] | |
| [05:50.85] | I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale... |
| [05:55.78] | ... if you wanna redo your bathroom floor. |
| [05:58.52] | What' s wrong with my bathroom floor? |
| [06:00.79] | Nothing. It' s just old and dingy, that' s all. |
| [06:04.63] | I highly doubt that. |
| [06:08.10] | If you move your hamper... |
| [06:10.87] | ... you see how the tile used to be. |
| [06:16.47] | I can' t live like this! What are we gonna do? |
| [06:19.44] | Relax. Here, hold this. |
| [06:21.11] | This old stuff comes right up. I' ll show you. |
| [06:26.51] | A little more than I wanted to see. |
| [06:31.82] | Look at that! Every inch of this is glued down! |
| [06:35.00] | It' d take forever to pry this up. You should just leave it. |
| [06:40.50] | I can' t leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor! |
| [06:53.64] | There. There you go. |
| [06:56.58] | Yeah, that' s nice. |
| [06:58.01] | We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon! |
| [07:11.49] | I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue? |
| [07:15.86] | Because I can and my mom couldn' t. |
| [07:18.73] | And I figured that was something I got from our dad. |
| [07:22.67] | Well, wait, you mean like this? |
| [07:26.21] | Yeah, you can do it too. Yeah. |
| [07:29.68] | You' re not doing it. |
| [07:31.35] | Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, my mom could and I can' t. |
| [07:36.08] | We don' t have that. |
| [07:43.69] | When' s your birthday? |
| [07:45.13] | |
| [07:46.93] | I know a guy who' s the 18th. |
| [07:51.13] | That' s close. |
| [07:54.30] | When' s yours? |
| [07:55.60] | |
| [08:01.81] | That' s the same month as Halloween. |
| [08:08.58] | So what kind of things do you like to do at home? |
| [08:12.65] | Melt stuff. |
| [08:18.49] | Okay, I' ve got three of my five. Three of your five what? |
| [08:22.66] | Celebrities I' m allowed to sleep with. |
| [08:25.67] | God, you' re giving this a lot of thought. |
| [08:28.14] | Hey, it' s hard, okay? I only have two spots left. |
| [08:30.94] | All right. Who you got it narrowed down to? |
| [08:34.31] | Elizabeth Hurley. |
| [08:36.34] | Very attractive. |
| [08:37.68] | Forgiving. |
| [08:41.58] | Susan Sarandon. |
| [08:44.92] | You know what? She' s too political. |
| [08:47.19] | She' d probably make you donate four cans of food first. |
| [08:53.29] | And lsabella Rossellini. |
| [08:56.20] | Very hot. Very sexy. |
| [08:57.67] | But she' s too international. She' s never gonna be around. |
| [09:02.94] | So? So you gotta play the odds. |
| [09:05.44] | Pick somebody who' s gonna be in the country all the time. |
| [09:09.18] | Yeah. Because that' s why you won' t get lsabella Rossellini. Geography. |
| [09:23.89] | Okay. So by " melting" you meant melting. |
| [09:29.46] | So is it, like, art? |
| [09:30.87] | Yeah, you can melt art. |
| [09:34.74] | Hey, can I use your phone? |
| [09:37.54] | Sure. You want to call your mom? No, I want to melt it. |
| [09:42.48] | Oh. Well, not right now. |
| [09:51.22] | I' m gonna go to bed. The fumes are giving me a headache. So.... |
| [10:00.00] | Good night," bro." |
| [10:02.90] | Good night. |
| [10:08.54] | Here. |
| [10:10.37] | Just in case. |
| [10:12.44] | Oh, excellent! |
| [10:27.22] | What kind of karate is that? No kind. |
| [10:32.13] | He just makes it up. |
| [10:34.56] | How' s it going with you guys? So far it kind of blows. |
| [10:42.40] | I don' t know, I just thought he' d feel more like a brother. |
| [10:46.11] | Like you and Ross. Close and connected and.... |
| [10:48.74] | We' re close now. You wouldn' t believe the years... |
| [10:51.48] | ... of noogies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies and.... |
| [10:57.82] | That' s when the waistband goes over your head. |
| [11:03.59] | We drove each other crazy playing the shadow game. |
| [11:06.09] | How do you play the shadow game? How do you play the shadow game? |
| [11:09.13] | I just asked you. I just asked you. |
| [11:11.50] | I don' t have time for this. |
| [11:13.77] | That is what the game is. You just gave up really quickly. |
| [11:20.17] | Seen Joey? What' s the matter? |
| [11:22.01] | Oh, just this! |
| [11:29.38] | It' s my fault, really, because the couch is where we keep the varnish. |
| [11:35.86] | Somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles? |
| [11:40.73] | What' s going on? He' s retiling my floor. |
| [11:44.57] | Spackle boy! |
| [11:47.30] | Get up! You started this, you' ll finish it! |
| [11:50.74] | He started mine first! |
| [11:52.51] | Build the unit, Cinderellie Lay the tile, Cinderellie |
| [12:00.75] | Big octopus. |
| [12:11.23] | Oh, my God! I totally forgot! |
| [12:14.33] | Well, can' t someone else do it? |
| [12:16.86] | But I have company. |
| [12:22.00] | Look, that' s all right. I' ll come in. |
| [12:25.84] | I' m sorry, but I have to go into work. |
| [12:28.51] | It' s one of my regulars who' s insisting that I do him, so.... |
| [12:32.28] | Hey, what kind of work do you do? |
| [12:35.22] | I' m a masseuse. |
| [12:36.52] | I give people massages and stuff. |
| [12:38.79] | You work at one of those massage parlors? |
| [12:43.69] | Well, you know, we don' t call it that. But, yeah. |
| [12:50.26] | That' s wild. |
| [12:52.57] | No, I had no idea. |
| [12:54.77] | Alrighty. |
| [12:57.57] | I' ll be back in a little bit. |
| [12:59.31] | Unless you want to come with me. |
| [13:01.48] | You mean, like, watch? |
| [13:04.41] | No. No, you can get one yourself. It' ll be on the house. |
| [13:08.65] | What are big sisters for? |
| [13:11.22] | Well, I don' t think this. You know? |
| [13:14.39] | No. No, no. I wouldn' t do you myself. |
| [13:16.66] | I mean, that would be weird. |
| [13:22.46] | This is so much fun! |
| [13:26.00] | Are you excited? |
| [13:35.14] | It' s beautiful! |
| [13:37.18] | It' s like the first bathroom floor there ever was! |
| [13:42.62] | What are you going in there for? |
| [13:45.12] | You want, like, a number? |
| [13:51.33] | Hi. Bye. |
| [13:54.53] | Okay. I' m done with my choices. |
| [13:57.33] | These are final. |
| [14:00.77] | Well, it' s about time. Yeah. Very official. |
| [14:03.94] | Oh, yeah. Well, you know, Chandler printed it up on his computer. |
| [14:08.44] | And who laminated it? |
| [14:11.81] | That was me. |
| [14:14.05] | All right, let me see. |
| [14:16.35] | " Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley... |
| [14:20.39] | ... Michelle Pfeiffer... |
| [14:22.72] | ... Dorothy Hamill"? |
| [14:30.23] | Hey, it' s my list! |
| [14:39.17] | |
| [14:45.81] | What' s going on? She broke my arm! |
| [14:48.52] | He touched my fanny. She touched mine first! |
| [14:51.35] | That' s my job! |
| [14:53.09] | So what' s the deal? I can have sex with you but I can' t touch you? |
| [14:58.56] | You can' t have sex with her! Did you think I was a hooker? |
| [15:02.10] | No, okay. I know. You' re a masseuse. It' s cool. I' m not a cop! |
| [15:08.94] | Ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for five minutes. |
| [15:12.21] | Fine. |
| [15:13.87] | I don' t like you. |
| [15:17.28] | So that' s what you thought I did? God! |
| [15:21.55] | That' s not what I do! |
| [15:23.75] | Wait, that' s not what you do? |
| [15:27.02] | No! |
| [15:29.06] | Why would you think that? |
| [15:30.86] | I don' t know. This is the city, you know? I just.... |
| [15:34.46] | I mean... |
| [15:35.93] | ... I don' t know. |
| [15:38.87] | Whatever. It' s the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyway. |
| [15:44.14] | Oh, wait. |
| [15:45.54] | No, you' re right. No, it was perfect. |
| [15:49.41] | I can' t believe I screwed it up so bad. |
| [15:53.78] | You thought it was perfect? |
| [15:55.48] | Well, no, maybe it wasn' t perfect... |
| [16:00.72] | Because we had all those great talks, you know? |
| [16:08.16] | Which ones in particular were great for you? |
| [16:11.90] | Well, you know, about the tongue thing, you know? |
| [16:14.77] | And how I told you about my likes and my dislikes. |
| [16:20.07] | How I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn' t melt. |
| [16:26.18] | |
| [16:28.62] | I feel like I can really talk to you because you' re my sister, you know? |
| [16:36.26] | Yeah. I guess I do. |
| [16:39.13] | And then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me. |
| [16:44.20] | Well, I wasn' t hopping mad, you know? |
| [16:48.20] | You hopped a little bit. |
| [16:52.34] | Yeah, I' m really sorry. You know, I' m really.... |
| [16:56.54] | Okay. |
| [17:00.15] | Well, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now. This. |
| [17:08.62] | We found ninja stars. I almost get my arm broken by a hooker |
| [17:11.89] | She' s not a hooker. |
| [17:13.86] | When I tell my friends about her, she will be. |
| [17:23.54] | On 3! |
| [17:24.71] | |
| [17:26.84] | Why don' t we just go on 2? |
| [17:28.68] | Why 2? |
| [17:29.84] | Because it' s faster. |
| [17:31.51] | I could' ve counted to 3 four times without all the " 2" talk. |
| [17:35.22] | All right, but in the future Heavy thing! Not getting lighter! |
| [17:40.69] | |
| [17:42.32] | So we are going with two? |
| [17:53.67] | A good job, Joe. |
| [17:56.54] | Wow. |
| [17:58.27] | It' s big. |
| [18:01.28] | So big it actually makes our doors look smaller. |
| [18:05.01] | Maybe my ruler' s wrong. |
| [18:06.58] | Maybe all the rulers are wrong. |
| [18:09.78] | It' s not that bad. So it blocks a little of your door, a little of mine. |
| [18:14.46] | I got a better idea. |
| [18:15.76] | How about it blocks none of my door, and a lot of your door? |
| [18:22.56] | Listen, before I forget, that side is still wet. |
| [18:30.37] | Let me just see if I' ve got this right. |
| [18:32.71] | So this is a halfcaf, doubletall, easy hazelnut... |
| [18:36.38] | ... nonfat, no foam, with whip, extrahot latte, right? |
| [18:41.55] | Okay. Great. |
| [18:43.72] | You freak. |
| [18:51.39] | Thank you. |
| [18:52.66] | A coffee to go, please. |
| [18:58.57] | Isabella Rossellini! |
| [19:00.17] | Are you serious? Oh, my God! |
| [19:03.00] | Damn! I cannot believe I took her off my list! |
| [19:06.74] | Why? Because otherwise you' d go for it? |
| [19:11.68] | Yeah, maybe. |
| [19:13.91] | You lie. |
| [19:16.08] | You don' t think I' d go up to her? |
| [19:18.15] | It took you 10 years to finally admit you liked me. |
| [19:29.60] | You know what, honey? You go ahead. We' ll call her an alternate. |
| [19:35.87] | Hold my cruller. |
| [19:39.61] | Are you really gonna let him do this? |
| [19:41.78] | He' s about to go hit on lsabella Rossellini. |
| [19:44.18] | I' m just sorry we don' t got popcorn. |
| [19:52.29] | I' m Ross. |
| [19:54.02] | You don' t know me, but I' m a big, big fan of yours. |
| [19:57.83] | I mean... |
| [19:59.49] | |
| [20:04.03] | I was wondering if I could maybe buy you a cup of coffee. |
| [20:12.51] | Aren' t you with that girl over there? |
| [20:19.31] | Well, yeah, kind of. |
| [20:21.05] | But that' s okay. We have an understanding. |
| [20:24.02] | We each have this list of five famous people, and you were one of mine. |
| [20:29.06] | So I' m allowed to sleep with you. |
| [20:33.03] | It' s flattering. |
| [20:37.33] | I don' t know |
| [20:38.40] | Wait. Wait, lsabella. |
| [20:41.57] | Don' t dismiss this so fast. This is a onceinalifetime opportunity. |
| [20:46.27] | Yeah, for you. |
| [20:49.78] | Is that the list? |
| [20:51.11] | Yes. Can I see it? |
| [20:53.51] | Come on. But Okay. |
| [20:56.52] | I' m not on the list! |
| [20:57.92] | But that' s not the final draft. |
| [21:01.05] | It' s laminated. |
| [21:04.89] | Okay, see, you were on my list. |
| [21:07.76] | But then my friend, Chandler... |
| [21:13.07] | ... brought up the point that you are international. |
| [21:16.30] | So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local. |
| [21:20.14] | You know, it' s ironic, because I have a list... |
| [21:23.78] | ... of five goofy coffeehouse guys. |
| [21:26.88] | And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there. |
| [21:39.06] | We' re just gonna be friends. |
| [21:46.40] | You know what? |
| [21:48.90] | Bet you I could fit in there. |
| [21:53.01] | I got five bucks says you can' t. |
| [21:56.81] | Get out your checkbook, mister. |
| [21:59.75] | Oh, I think I have the cash. |
| [22:07.69] | You are dog, man! |
| [22:10.42] | I totally fit! |
| [22:12.76] | Yeah. You got me. |
| [22:15.10] | I' m out five big ones. |
| [22:20.90] | There you go. |
| [22:22.94] | Thank you. |
| [22:28.21] | Oh, well, hello, Mr. Lincoln! |
| [22:31.68] | Better luck next time, buddy! |
| [22:34.38] | And the drinks are on me! |
| [00:58.-4] | Power saw kind of got away from me there. |
| [02:31.-4] | Does anyone else think David Copperfield' s cute? |
| [03:07.-1] | So who' s on your list? |
| [05:20.-4] | It' s an electric drill! |
| [13:20.-3] | I' ll get one of the other girls to do it. |
| [13:30.-2] | Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there? |
| [14:33.-2] | You do realize she only spins like that on ice? |
| [15:58.-4] | ... but you know, it was pretty cool, you know? |
| [17:04.-1] | |
| [17:06.-4] | Oh, come on. We went to Times Square. |
| [19:24.-3] | Yeah? Well, missy, you better be glad that list is laminated. |
| [20:08.-2] | Or reimburse you for that one. |
| [00:07.74] | So what happened? Did a forest tick you off? |
| [00:13.17] | We always say we need a place for the mail. |
| [00:21.78] | I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step. |
| [00:28.02] | You' re building a post office? |
| [00:31.46] | No, an entertainment unit, with a builtin mail cubby. |
| [00:34.93] | It' s a oneday job, max. |
| [00:39.10] | My word, those are snug! |
| [00:44.31] | These are my old work pants. |
| [00:46.17] | Sergio Valente. " |
| [01:02.16] | The One With Frank Jr. |
| [01:53.41] | Hey, Pheebs. Any sign of your brother? |
| [01:55.94] | No, but he' s always late. |
| [01:58.21] | I thought you only met him once. I did. |
| [02:02.28] | I think it sounds big sistery, " Frank' s always late." |
| [02:06.69] | Well, relax. He' ll be here. |
| [02:09.12] | I know. I' m just nervous. |
| [02:11.13] | It' s just, Mom' s dead, don' t talk to my sister... |
| [02:14.60] | ... Grandma' s been sleeping a lot lately. |
| [02:17.90] | It' s just the " lastdesperate chancetohaveafamily" kind of thing. |
| [02:22.20] | You' re sweet to wait with me. |
| [02:23.94] | Actually, Gunther sent me. You' re not allowed to have cups out here. |
| [02:35.72] | No. But he told me he thinks you' re a fox. |
| [02:40.62] | All right. Janice likes him. |
| [02:42.49] | In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her " freebie" list. |
| [02:50.06] | Her what? |
| [02:51.17] | We have a deal where we each pick five celebrities we could sleep with... |
| [02:57.14] | ... and the other one can' t get mad. |
| [02:59.57] | The heart of every healthy relationship: |
| [03:02.84] | Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities. |
| [03:08.68] | IKim Basinger... |
| [03:10.25] | ... Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry... |
| [03:13.00] | ... Yasmine Bleeth... |
| [03:15.79] | ... and Jessica Rabbit. |
| [03:19.59] | You do realize that she is a cartoon, and way out of your league? |
| [03:24.13] | I know. I just wonder if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head. |
| [03:29.80] | Who would yours be? |
| [03:31.54] | First, I need a boyfriend. Then I can have a list. |
| [03:35.21] | It' s just a game, Mon. |
| [03:39.11] | |
| [03:40.72] | I don' t know. I guess Chris O' Donnell, John F. IKennedy Jr... |
| [03:45.12] | ... Daniel DayLewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson. |
| [03:50.53] | Spiderman? |
| [03:52.39] | Hardy Boy. |
| [03:54.70] | Peter Parker. Thank you. |
| [03:58.20] | What about you, honey? Who' d be on your list? |
| [04:01.00] | That kind of thing requires some serious thought. |
| [04:04.37] | First, I' d divide my prospective candidates into categories. |
| [04:08.68] | What a geek! |
| [04:11.75] | Everybody, this is Frank! My half brother, Frank! |
| [04:14.92] | This is everybody. |
| [04:16.52] | This is Ross. How are you? |
| [04:23.19] | This is Monica. |
| [04:27.23] | And this is Rachel. |
| [04:32.67] | I' m gonna get coffee for us. |
| [04:34.44] | Hey, how do you guys get anything done? |
| [04:37.61] | We don' t, really. |
| [04:40.84] | Do you guys have big plans? |
| [04:42.91] | Oh, yeah. We' re gonna connect and bond and everything. |
| [04:47.02] | I thought we could go down to Times Square and pick up some ninja stars. |
| [04:51.92] | My friend, Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker. |
| [04:57.59] | We really don' t take advantage of living in the city. |
| [05:15.04] | Oh, sorry. Did I get you? |
| [05:18.45] | No, you didn' t " get" me! |
| [05:21.38] | You " get" me, you kill me! |
| [05:24.42] | Calm down! Do you want this unit or not? |
| [05:27.09] | I do not want this unit! |
| [05:29.62] | You should' ve told me before. I' m not a mind reader. |
| [05:34.40] | And we' re out of beer. I' m going to Monica' s. |
| [05:38.10] | Fine! |
| [05:46.64] | |
| [05:50.85] | I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale... |
| [05:55.78] | ... if you wanna redo your bathroom floor. |
| [05:58.52] | What' s wrong with my bathroom floor? |
| [06:00.79] | Nothing. It' s just old and dingy, that' s all. |
| [06:04.63] | I highly doubt that. |
| [06:08.10] | If you move your hamper... |
| [06:10.87] | ... you see how the tile used to be. |
| [06:16.47] | I can' t live like this! What are we gonna do? |
| [06:19.44] | Relax. Here, hold this. |
| [06:21.11] | This old stuff comes right up. I' ll show you. |
| [06:26.51] | A little more than I wanted to see. |
| [06:31.82] | Look at that! Every inch of this is glued down! |
| [06:35.00] | It' d take forever to pry this up. You should just leave it. |
| [06:40.50] | I can' t leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor! |
| [06:53.64] | There. There you go. |
| [06:56.58] | Yeah, that' s nice. |
| [06:58.01] | We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon! |
| [07:11.49] | I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue? |
| [07:15.86] | Because I can and my mom couldn' t. |
| [07:18.73] | And I figured that was something I got from our dad. |
| [07:22.67] | Well, wait, you mean like this? |
| [07:26.21] | Yeah, you can do it too. Yeah. |
| [07:29.68] | You' re not doing it. |
| [07:31.35] | Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, my mom could and I can' t. |
| [07:36.08] | We don' t have that. |
| [07:43.69] | When' s your birthday? |
| [07:45.13] | |
| [07:46.93] | I know a guy who' s the 18th. |
| [07:51.13] | That' s close. |
| [07:54.30] | When' s yours? |
| [07:55.60] | |
| [08:01.81] | That' s the same month as Halloween. |
| [08:08.58] | So what kind of things do you like to do at home? |
| [08:12.65] | Melt stuff. |
| [08:18.49] | Okay, I' ve got three of my five. Three of your five what? |
| [08:22.66] | Celebrities I' m allowed to sleep with. |
| [08:25.67] | God, you' re giving this a lot of thought. |
| [08:28.14] | Hey, it' s hard, okay? I only have two spots left. |
| [08:30.94] | All right. Who you got it narrowed down to? |
| [08:34.31] | Elizabeth Hurley. |
| [08:36.34] | Very attractive. |
| [08:37.68] | Forgiving. |
| [08:41.58] | Susan Sarandon. |
| [08:44.92] | You know what? She' s too political. |
| [08:47.19] | She' d probably make you donate four cans of food first. |
| [08:53.29] | And lsabella Rossellini. |
| [08:56.20] | Very hot. Very sexy. |
| [08:57.67] | But she' s too international. She' s never gonna be around. |
| [09:02.94] | So? So you gotta play the odds. |
| [09:05.44] | Pick somebody who' s gonna be in the country all the time. |
| [09:09.18] | Yeah. Because that' s why you won' t get lsabella Rossellini. Geography. |
| [09:23.89] | Okay. So by " melting" you meant melting. |
| [09:29.46] | So is it, like, art? |
| [09:30.87] | Yeah, you can melt art. |
| [09:34.74] | Hey, can I use your phone? |
| [09:37.54] | Sure. You want to call your mom? No, I want to melt it. |
| [09:42.48] | Oh. Well, not right now. |
| [09:51.22] | I' m gonna go to bed. The fumes are giving me a headache. So.... |
| [10:00.00] | Good night," bro." |
| [10:02.90] | Good night. |
| [10:08.54] | Here. |
| [10:10.37] | Just in case. |
| [10:12.44] | Oh, excellent! |
| [10:27.22] | What kind of karate is that? No kind. |
| [10:32.13] | He just makes it up. |
| [10:34.56] | How' s it going with you guys? So far it kind of blows. |
| [10:42.40] | I don' t know, I just thought he' d feel more like a brother. |
| [10:46.11] | Like you and Ross. Close and connected and.... |
| [10:48.74] | We' re close now. You wouldn' t believe the years... |
| [10:51.48] | ... of noogies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies and.... |
| [10:57.82] | That' s when the waistband goes over your head. |
| [11:03.59] | We drove each other crazy playing the shadow game. |
| [11:06.09] | How do you play the shadow game? How do you play the shadow game? |
| [11:09.13] | I just asked you. I just asked you. |
| [11:11.50] | I don' t have time for this. |
| [11:13.77] | That is what the game is. You just gave up really quickly. |
| [11:20.17] | Seen Joey? What' s the matter? |
| [11:22.01] | Oh, just this! |
| [11:29.38] | It' s my fault, really, because the couch is where we keep the varnish. |
| [11:35.86] | Somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles? |
| [11:40.73] | What' s going on? He' s retiling my floor. |
| [11:44.57] | Spackle boy! |
| [11:47.30] | Get up! You started this, you' ll finish it! |
| [11:50.74] | He started mine first! |
| [11:52.51] | Build the unit, Cinderellie Lay the tile, Cinderellie |
| [12:00.75] | Big octopus. |
| [12:11.23] | Oh, my God! I totally forgot! |
| [12:14.33] | Well, can' t someone else do it? |
| [12:16.86] | But I have company. |
| [12:22.00] | Look, that' s all right. I' ll come in. |
| [12:25.84] | I' m sorry, but I have to go into work. |
| [12:28.51] | It' s one of my regulars who' s insisting that I do him, so.... |
| [12:32.28] | Hey, what kind of work do you do? |
| [12:35.22] | I' m a masseuse. |
| [12:36.52] | I give people massages and stuff. |
| [12:38.79] | You work at one of those massage parlors? |
| [12:43.69] | Well, you know, we don' t call it that. But, yeah. |
| [12:50.26] | That' s wild. |
| [12:52.57] | No, I had no idea. |
| [12:54.77] | Alrighty. |
| [12:57.57] | I' ll be back in a little bit. |
| [12:59.31] | Unless you want to come with me. |
| [13:01.48] | You mean, like, watch? |
| [13:04.41] | No. No, you can get one yourself. It' ll be on the house. |
| [13:08.65] | What are big sisters for? |
| [13:11.22] | Well, I don' t think this. You know? |
| [13:14.39] | No. No, no. I wouldn' t do you myself. |
| [13:16.66] | I mean, that would be weird. |
| [13:22.46] | This is so much fun! |
| [13:26.00] | Are you excited? |
| [13:35.14] | It' s beautiful! |
| [13:37.18] | It' s like the first bathroom floor there ever was! |
| [13:42.62] | What are you going in there for? |
| [13:45.12] | You want, like, a number? |
| [13:51.33] | Hi. Bye. |
| [13:54.53] | Okay. I' m done with my choices. |
| [13:57.33] | These are final. |
| [14:00.77] | Well, it' s about time. Yeah. Very official. |
| [14:03.94] | Oh, yeah. Well, you know, Chandler printed it up on his computer. |
| [14:08.44] | And who laminated it? |
| [14:11.81] | That was me. |
| [14:14.05] | All right, let me see. |
| [14:16.35] | " Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley... |
| [14:20.39] | ... Michelle Pfeiffer... |
| [14:22.72] | ... Dorothy Hamill"? |
| [14:30.23] | Hey, it' s my list! |
| [14:39.17] | |
| [14:45.81] | What' s going on? She broke my arm! |
| [14:48.52] | He touched my fanny. She touched mine first! |
| [14:51.35] | That' s my job! |
| [14:53.09] | So what' s the deal? I can have sex with you but I can' t touch you? |
| [14:58.56] | You can' t have sex with her! Did you think I was a hooker? |
| [15:02.10] | No, okay. I know. You' re a masseuse. It' s cool. I' m not a cop! |
| [15:08.94] | Ask Mr. Wiffler if he can wait for five minutes. |
| [15:12.21] | Fine. |
| [15:13.87] | I don' t like you. |
| [15:17.28] | So that' s what you thought I did? God! |
| [15:21.55] | That' s not what I do! |
| [15:23.75] | Wait, that' s not what you do? |
| [15:27.02] | No! |
| [15:29.06] | Why would you think that? |
| [15:30.86] | I don' t know. This is the city, you know? I just.... |
| [15:34.46] | I mean... |
| [15:35.93] | ... I don' t know. |
| [15:38.87] | Whatever. It' s the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyway. |
| [15:44.14] | Oh, wait. |
| [15:45.54] | No, you' re right. No, it was perfect. |
| [15:49.41] | I can' t believe I screwed it up so bad. |
| [15:53.78] | You thought it was perfect? |
| [15:55.48] | Well, no, maybe it wasn' t perfect... |
| [16:00.72] | Because we had all those great talks, you know? |
| [16:08.16] | Which ones in particular were great for you? |
| [16:11.90] | Well, you know, about the tongue thing, you know? |
| [16:14.77] | And how I told you about my likes and my dislikes. |
| [16:20.07] | How I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn' t melt. |
| [16:26.18] | |
| [16:28.62] | I feel like I can really talk to you because you' re my sister, you know? |
| [16:36.26] | Yeah. I guess I do. |
| [16:39.13] | And then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me. |
| [16:44.20] | Well, I wasn' t hopping mad, you know? |
| [16:48.20] | You hopped a little bit. |
| [16:52.34] | Yeah, I' m really sorry. You know, I' m really.... |
| [16:56.54] | Okay. |
| [17:00.15] | Well, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now. This. |
| [17:08.62] | We found ninja stars. I almost get my arm broken by a hooker |
| [17:11.89] | She' s not a hooker. |
| [17:13.86] | When I tell my friends about her, she will be. |
| [17:23.54] | On 3! |
| [17:24.71] | |
| [17:26.84] | Why don' t we just go on 2? |
| [17:28.68] | Why 2? |
| [17:29.84] | Because it' s faster. |
| [17:31.51] | I could' ve counted to 3 four times without all the " 2" talk. |
| [17:35.22] | All right, but in the future Heavy thing! Not getting lighter! |
| [17:40.69] | |
| [17:42.32] | So we are going with two? |
| [17:53.67] | A good job, Joe. |
| [17:56.54] | Wow. |
| [17:58.27] | It' s big. |
| [18:01.28] | So big it actually makes our doors look smaller. |
| [18:05.01] | Maybe my ruler' s wrong. |
| [18:06.58] | Maybe all the rulers are wrong. |
| [18:09.78] | It' s not that bad. So it blocks a little of your door, a little of mine. |
| [18:14.46] | I got a better idea. |
| [18:15.76] | How about it blocks none of my door, and a lot of your door? |
| [18:22.56] | Listen, before I forget, that side is still wet. |
| [18:30.37] | Let me just see if I' ve got this right. |
| [18:32.71] | So this is a halfcaf, doubletall, easy hazelnut... |
| [18:36.38] | ... nonfat, no foam, with whip, extrahot latte, right? |
| [18:41.55] | Okay. Great. |
| [18:43.72] | You freak. |
| [18:51.39] | Thank you. |
| [18:52.66] | A coffee to go, please. |
| [18:58.57] | Isabella Rossellini! |
| [19:00.17] | Are you serious? Oh, my God! |
| [19:03.00] | Damn! I cannot believe I took her off my list! |
| [19:06.74] | Why? Because otherwise you' d go for it? |
| [19:11.68] | Yeah, maybe. |
| [19:13.91] | You lie. |
| [19:16.08] | You don' t think I' d go up to her? |
| [19:18.15] | It took you 10 years to finally admit you liked me. |
| [19:29.60] | You know what, honey? You go ahead. We' ll call her an alternate. |
| [19:35.87] | Hold my cruller. |
| [19:39.61] | Are you really gonna let him do this? |
| [19:41.78] | He' s about to go hit on lsabella Rossellini. |
| [19:44.18] | I' m just sorry we don' t got popcorn. |
| [19:52.29] | I' m Ross. |
| [19:54.02] | You don' t know me, but I' m a big, big fan of yours. |
| [19:57.83] | I mean... |
| [19:59.49] | |
| [20:04.03] | I was wondering if I could maybe buy you a cup of coffee. |
| [20:12.51] | Aren' t you with that girl over there? |
| [20:19.31] | Well, yeah, kind of. |
| [20:21.05] | But that' s okay. We have an understanding. |
| [20:24.02] | We each have this list of five famous people, and you were one of mine. |
| [20:29.06] | So I' m allowed to sleep with you. |
| [20:33.03] | It' s flattering. |
| [20:37.33] | I don' t know |
| [20:38.40] | Wait. Wait, lsabella. |
| [20:41.57] | Don' t dismiss this so fast. This is a onceinalifetime opportunity. |
| [20:46.27] | Yeah, for you. |
| [20:49.78] | Is that the list? |
| [20:51.11] | Yes. Can I see it? |
| [20:53.51] | Come on. But Okay. |
| [20:56.52] | I' m not on the list! |
| [20:57.92] | But that' s not the final draft. |
| [21:01.05] | It' s laminated. |
| [21:04.89] | Okay, see, you were on my list. |
| [21:07.76] | But then my friend, Chandler... |
| [21:13.07] | ... brought up the point that you are international. |
| [21:16.30] | So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local. |
| [21:20.14] | You know, it' s ironic, because I have a list... |
| [21:23.78] | ... of five goofy coffeehouse guys. |
| [21:26.88] | And yesterday, I just bumped you for that guy over there. |
| [21:39.06] | We' re just gonna be friends. |
| [21:46.40] | You know what? |
| [21:48.90] | Bet you I could fit in there. |
| [21:53.01] | I got five bucks says you can' t. |
| [21:56.81] | Get out your checkbook, mister. |
| [21:59.75] | Oh, I think I have the cash. |
| [22:07.69] | You are dog, man! |
| [22:10.42] | I totally fit! |
| [22:12.76] | Yeah. You got me. |
| [22:15.10] | I' m out five big ones. |
| [22:20.90] | There you go. |
| [22:22.94] | Thank you. |
| [22:28.21] | Oh, well, hello, Mr. Lincoln! |
| [22:31.68] | Better luck next time, buddy! |
| [22:34.38] | And the drinks are on me! |
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