| [00:32.-1] | Relax,we'll be ready. It takes us two minutes to get dressed. 放心，我们会准备好的 我们只要两分钟就着装完毕 |
| [01:17.-3] | Glass of fat? 要不要喝点油？ |
| [05:18.-3] | It's definitely old. Didn't you hear the double beep? 绝对是旧的 你没听到两声哔吗？ |
| [05:34.-1] | ... I went through the same thing. You know what I did? 我也经历一样的事 你知道我怎么做吗？ |
| [08:30.-4] | Please pass the pie. “请把派递给我” |
| [08:45.-2] | Or don't. Whatever. 或者不告诉我，都可以 |
| [08:59.-4] | Call me about this weekend,okay? 打电话给我 谈谈周末的计划，好吗？ |
| [11:45.-1] | Okay. You hide my clothes,I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you. 好，你把我衣服藏起来 我要做一件完全相反的事 |
| [14:25.-1] | Well,you know how it is. It's just that.... 你也知道的嘛 只不过… |
| [15:48.-3] | I'm not gonna go. 我就是不去了 |
| [16:40.-1] | ...we're okay? 我们之间没问题？ |
| [00:02.11] | All right,they got water, orange juice... 好，他们有水，柳橙汁… |
| [00:04.78] | ...and what looks like cider. 这个看起来像苹果汁 |
| [00:07.79] | Taste it. 喝喝看吧 |
| [00:13.83] | Yeah,it's fat. 对，这是一杯油 |
| [00:15.09] | I drank fat! 我喝了油！ |
| [00:18.13] | I know,I did that two minutes ago. 我知道，两分钟前我才喝过的 |
| [00:24.10] | Hey,Mr. Tux. 穿燕尾服的先生 |
| [00:26.07] | -Why aren't you dressed? -We have a half-hour. 你怎么还没换衣服？ 还有半小时 |
| [00:28.57] | That was four minutes ago. We have to be out the door at 7:40. 那是四分钟前的事 我们必须在七点四十出门 |
| [00:35.78] | I'd feel better if you got dressed now. 若你现在就换好，我会高兴点 |
| [00:38.42] | -Okay. -Okay. 好 好 |
| [00:43.66] | Oh,look at you. All sexy. 看看你，多性感啊 |
| [00:46.00] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [00:52.26] | -How come you didn't come over earlier? -Because I'm a stupid,stupid man. 你怎么不早点过来？ 因为我真是笨得要命 |
| [00:58.67] | Hey,Ross,want some cider? 罗斯，要不要来点苹果汁？ |
| [01:00.67] | No. 不要 |
| [01:03.04] | So you're pretty close,huh? 你快准备好了吧 |
| [01:05.01] | Makeup's on. Hair's done. 妆化好了，头发梳好了 |
| [01:07.11] | I just have to get dressed. 我只要换衣服就好了 |
| [01:08.78] | And that takes,what? Just 6 or 7 minutes? 大概只要6或7分钟吧 |
| [01:11.78] | Yeah. Once I figure out what I'm wearing. 是啊，只要我决定好要穿什么 |
| [01:19.89] | The One Where No One's Ready 本集播出：“准备出门” |
| [02:08.54] | What's the matter? You nervous about your speech? 怎么了？你是不是 因为要演讲而紧张？ |
| [02:11.71] | Nope. 不是 |
| [02:14.58] | -You wanna hear it? -Am I in it? 你要不要听听看？ 里面有提到我吗？ |
| [02:21.45] | After I thank everyone for donating to the museum... 等我感谢完 所有捐钱给博物馆的人 |
| [02:24.59] | ... I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey. 我就唱一首歌 歌颂乔伊的伟大 |
| [02:31.53] | Hello! You look great! 嗨，你看起来真棒 |
| [02:33.30] | Thank you. I know,though. 谢谢你 虽然我已经知道了 |
| [02:37.07] | You see this? This is a person who is ready to go. 看到没？ 这个人准备好，可以出发了 |
| [02:41.14] | Phoebe,you.... 菲比，你… |
| [02:42.87] | You are my star. 你真是我的偶像啊 |
| [02:45.08] | Well,you're my lucky penny. 那你就是我的幸运铜板 |
| [02:50.28] | All right,I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men. 好吧，我做了心理测验 结果是我认为男人比事业重要 |
| [02:58.16] | Get up. 起来 |
| [02:59.62] | What? 什么？ |
| [03:01.06] | -You're in my seat. -How is this your seat? 你坐在我的位子上 为何这是你的位子？ |
| [03:07.07] | I was sitting there. 因为我刚才坐在这里 |
| [03:08.50] | But then you left. 但是你离开了 |
| [03:10.57] | Well,it's not like I went to Spain. 拜托，我又不是去多远的地方 |
| [03:13.94] | I went to the bathroom. You knew I'd be back. 我是去厕所 你明知道我会回来的 |
| [03:16.51] | What's the big deal? Sit somewhere else! 那有什么大不了的 去坐别的地方嘛 |
| [03:18.51] | The "big deal" is I was sitting there last! So... 真正大不了的就是 我是最后坐在这里的人 |
| [03:22.35] | ...it's my seat. 所以这是我的位子 |
| [03:24.15] | Well,actually,the last place you were sitting was in there,so.... 事实上，你最后坐的地方 就是那里，所以… |
| [03:28.85] | You guys,you know what? It doesn't matter. 各位，你们知道嘛？ 那个一点都不重要 |
| [03:31.62] | You both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops. 你们俩都必须 在我脑血管爆掉前换好衣服 |
| [03:36.43] | I just have to do one thing. It's not a big deal. 我只要再做一件事 这真的没什么大不了 |
| [03:39.46] | Get up! 起来！ |
| [03:43.64] | Phoebe,you look great! 菲比，你看起来好美 |
| [03:46.54] | All right already. 好啦，早知道了 |
| [03:49.27] | Are you gonna do magic? 你要变魔术吗？ |
| [03:53.68] | That's funny. Change. 真好笑，给我换衣服去 |
| [03:55.68] | -Hang on,I just got in. -I don't care. 慢点，我才刚进门 我才不管 |
| [03:57.82] | It starts at 8. We can't be late. 晚会八点开始，我们不能迟到 |
| [03:59.85] | "He could not,would not, want to wait." 他不能等，也不愿意等 |
| [04:03.45] | Our table is down in front. My boss will be there. 我们的桌子在前方 我老板也会在那儿 |
| [04:06.46] | Everyone will see if we arrive after it starts. 若晚会开始后我们才进场 大家都看得到 |
| [04:09.06] | Has somebody been drinking my fat? 有人喝过我这一杯油吗？ |
| [04:12.66] | Does this look like something a paleontologist's girlfriend would wear? 这像是古生物学家的女友 会穿的衣服吗？ |
| [04:16.63] | I don't know. You might be the first one. 我不知道 你大概是首开先例吧 |
| [04:20.51] | -Rach,did you check the machine? -No. 瑞秋，你听答录机留言了吗？ 没有 |
| [04:23.14] | Wait. This is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind. 等等，这件衣服 会显得我小腿很粗，算了 |
| [04:30.92] | Well,Joey,I wrote a little song today. 乔伊，我今天写了一首歌 |
| [04:34.32] | It's called,"Get up!" 歌名叫做“起来” |
| [04:36.82] | All right. You can have the chair. 好啦，椅子给你啦 |
| [04:39.72] | -Really? -Oh,my. Would you look at that? 真的？ 天啊，你看看这个 |
| [04:47.07] | It's me,I'm coming over. 是我，我正要过去 |
| [04:48.77] | What if I'm already there when you play this message? 若你播放这则留言时 我已经到了呢？ |
| [04:51.60] | Is that too spooky? 是不是很诡异？ |
| [04:55.51] | Hi,Rach,are you there? It's me. Pick up. 瑞秋，你在不在？ 是我，快接起来 |
| [04:58.54] | Rachel? Rach? 瑞秋…？ |
| [05:00.78] | What? 干嘛？ |
| [05:03.51] | Never mind. 没事 |
| [05:06.92] | Monica,it's Richard. Call me. 摩妮卡，我是理查 打电话给我 |
| [05:13.12] | Is that message old or new? 这则留言是新的还是旧的？ |
| [05:16.13] | Old or new? Old or new? 新的还是旧的…？ |
| [05:21.07] | What if it's new? We agreed not to talk. 若是新的怎么办？ 我们说好不连络的 |
| [05:23.64] | It could be important. Shouldn't I call him back? 可能有重要的事 我该不该回电话？ |
| [05:26.74] | Honey,you did call him back. It's old. 甜心，你已经打过了 这是旧的留言 |
| [05:29.27] | Yeah,see,Mon,listen. Listen. 是啊，摩妮卡，你听着… |
| [05:31.61] | When Carol and I broke up... 当卡萝与我分手时 |
| [05:37.22] | I got dressed. 我去换好衣服 |
| [05:41.79] | Really,really quickly,okay? Okay? 真的要快一点，真的 好… |
| [05:44.92] | There we go. There we go. 这就对了… |
| [05:47.73] | You know what? Don't get up. Just sit there. 你知道吗？别起来了 就坐在那里吧 |
| [05:50.46] | I just hope you don't mind my hand right here. 只希望你别介意我的手 放在这里 |
| [05:54.77] | Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad! 没碰到，不能生气 没碰到，不能生气 |
| [05:58.34] | Not touching. Can't get mad! 没碰到，不能生气 |
| [06:01.44] | Oh,my God! 我的天啊 |
| [06:03.57] | You rotten boys! 你们这些坏孩子！ |
| [06:06.14] | -Sorry,Phoebe. -What am I gonna do? 抱歉，菲比 我该怎么办？ |
| [06:08.65] | Don't rub it! What gets out hummus? 别乱抹 有什么可以去除豆泥？ |
| [06:10.75] | What gets out hummus? 有什么可以去除豆泥？ |
| [06:12.92] | Monica! What gets out hummus? 摩妮卡！ 有什么可以去除豆泥？ |
| [06:16.00] | If it is a new message, what is he calling to say? 如果那个留言是新的 他到底打来说什么？ |
| [06:20.16] | Okay,thanks. Yeah,I'll try that. 好，谢谢，我会试试看的 |
| [06:24.03] | Maybe he called to say you're obsessive and crazy? 说不定他打来说 你执迷不悟而且太疯狂 |
| [06:26.46] | -So should I call him back? -No! 我该不该回电话给他？ 不！ |
| [06:30.03] | No! 不！ |
| [06:33.20] | -Fine,we'll both sit in the chair. -Fine with me. 很好，我们一起坐在椅子上 随便啊 |
| [06:40.04] | I am so comfortable. 我好舒服啊 |
| [06:43.72] | Me too. 我也是 |
| [06:45.02] | In fact,I think I might be a little too comfortable. 事实上，我可能有点太舒服了 |
| [06:52.72] | Okay,we have 19 minutes. I want you to go and change. 好，我们有19分钟 钱德，我要你去换衣服 |
| [06:56.53] | When you come back,Joey will go change and he'll have vacated the chair. 等你回来后，乔伊去换衣服 他就会把椅子空出来 |
| [07:01.13] | -Okay. -All right. 好 好的 |
| [07:02.50] | Fine. I'm going. 好，我要走了 |
| [07:04.24] | When I get back,it's Chair City. And I'm the guy... 等我回来后这里就是 椅子王国，而我是… |
| [07:08.01] | ...who's sitting in a chair! 坐在椅子上的那个人！ |
| [07:11.88] | Is this a little too 这是不是有点太… |
| [07:13.41] | Pheebs? What happened? 菲比，怎么回事？ |
| [07:15.65] | I got the hummus. 我沾到豆泥了 |
| [07:17.22] | Oh,honey,we'll find you something. You wanna wear my black jacket? 甜心，我们会找出衣服给你 你要不要穿我的黑外套？ |
| [07:21.39] | -lt won't go with this dress. -You're right. 这样跟洋装就不能搭配了 没错 |
| [07:23.82] | -Well,let's just get you out of that. -No,no,no. Not "out of that." 来吧我们把衣服换掉 不…可别换掉 |
| [07:28.43] | -Not "out" of clothes. -Can Phoebe borrow your green dress? 千万别把衣服脱掉 菲比可以借你的绿洋装穿吗？ |
| [07:31.86] | I called him. 我打给他了 |
| [07:34.00] | Yes. I got his machine and I left a message. 对，我进入他的答录机 然后我留言了 |
| [07:37.37] | But it's okay. It's okay... 不过没关系… |
| [07:39.10] | ... because it was,like, a casual,breezy message. 因为那是个随兴，轻松的留言 |
| [07:42.51] | It was breezy. 很轻松 |
| [07:44.44] | Oh,God,what if it wasn't breezy? 天啊，若听起来并不轻松 该怎么办？ |
| [07:46.54] | How could it not be breezy? No. Because you're in such a breezy place. 怎么可能不轻松？ 不会，这里是个轻松的地方 |
| [07:51.62] | I got it. I'll play my message and you guys tell me if it's breezy enough. 我知道了，我播放我的留言 你们再告诉我是否轻松 |
| [07:56.09] | But how you gonna do that? 你怎么可能那样做？ |
| [07:58.79] | I know the code to his answering machine. 我知道他答录机的密码 |
| [08:01.53] | Okay,Mon,I really don't think this is the 好，摩妮卡 我不认为现在应该… |
| [08:04.30] | Okay,you're dialing. You are dialing. 好，你在拨号了… |
| [08:17.21] | Hi,this is Richard. Please leave a message at the tone. 我是理查 请在哔声后留言 |
| [08:22.25] | You have two new messages. 你有两个新讯息 |
| [08:24.42] | What a cool job. 真是个好工作 |
| [08:26.08] | "You have two new messages." “你有两个新讯息” |
| [08:34.56] | Hi,it's Monica. I'm just checking in. 我是摩妮卡 我只是想确定一下 |
| [08:37.43] | I got a message and didn't know if it was old or new. 我有一通留言 不知道是新的还是旧的 |
| [08:40.90] | So I'm just checking. 所以，我只是问问看 |
| [08:43.10] | So let me know. 告诉我吧 |
| [08:46.64] | I'm breezy! 我很轻松 |
| [08:49.57] | You can't say you're "breezy." That negates the "breezy." 你不能说“我很轻松” 这样就不轻松了嘛 |
| [08:55.28] | Hola. It's me. Yesterday was really fun. 你好啊，是我 昨天真是愉快 |
| [09:04.52] | Now,she sounded breezy. 看，她听起来就很轻松 |
| [09:10.19] | He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone. 他开始约会了 我真不敢相信他开始约会 |
| [09:14.10] | -You don't know that. -Well,whose voice was that? 你又不知道那个是谁 那么那是谁的声音？ |
| [09:16.87] | Maybe it was his sister's. Maybe it was his daughter's. 说不定是他妹妹的 说不定是他女儿的 |
| [09:21.27] | Michelle. Of course! Did it sound like Michelle? 蜜雪儿，一定是了！ 听起来像蜜雪儿吗？ |
| [09:25.18] | Oh,great. It's starting to rain. That'll make it easier to get a cab. 太好了，开始下雨了 这样计程车又更难叫了 |
| [09:30.18] | It was Michelle. 是蜜雪儿 |
| [09:31.42] | It was definitely Michelle. 绝对是蜜雪儿 |
| [09:33.38] | Try Monica's green dress. If it doesn't fit,wear my gray silk one. 去试穿摩妮卡的绿洋装 不适合就穿我的灰色丝质洋装 |
| [09:37.79] | -Unless I wear it. -You don't know what you're wearing? 那我要穿那件？ 你还不知道自己要穿什么？ |
| [09:40.59] | I'm just trying to look nice for your big night. 今晚是你的大日子 我只是希望自己好看一点 |
| [09:43.43] | Yeah,which we have to leave for in 12 minutes. 是啊，而我们在12分钟内 必须出门 |
| [09:46.40] | Come on,I'll just pick something out for you. 来吧，我帮你选衣服 |
| [09:49.40] | You'll notice that I'm fully dressed. 你看到了，我全换好了 |
| [09:51.87] | I,in turn,have noticed that you are not. 而我呢，也发现你 什么都还没换 |
| [09:55.47] | So in the words of A.A. Milne, "Get out of my chair,dill-hole." 所以，套小熊维尼作者的话 “离开我的椅子，驴蛋！” |
| [10:02.78] | Okay. 好 |
| [10:11.79] | -What are you doing? -You said to give you the chair. 你在干什么？ 你叫我离开椅子啊 |
| [10:14.66] | You didn't say anything about cushions. 你又没说不能带走椅垫 |
| [10:16.93] | They're the essence of the chair! 但椅垫是椅子的精华所在 |
| [10:18.90] | That's right! I'm taking the essence. 没错，我要带走精华 |
| [10:22.63] | Oh,he'll be back. 他会回来的 |
| [10:24.67] | Oh,there's nobody in the room. 这里什么人也没有 |
| [10:27.74] | -I'm sorry,I thought it looked pretty. -That was a Halloween costume. 对不起，我觉得这样很美 这是万圣节服装 |
| [10:31.61] | Unless you would like me to go as Little Bo Peep. 除非你要我穿的像 小牧羊女一样？ |
| [10:35.41] | I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep. 若没有那只可充气的羊 我还真认不出来 |
| [10:38.35] | Yeah,which,by the way,Chandler, I would like back one of these days. 是啊，对了，钱德 我最近想要一只回来 |
| [10:44.82] | Rach,good! Listen,isn't this perfect for me? 瑞秋，很好啊 这件是不是很适合我？ |
| [10:47.66] | Oh,it's perfect! But not for tonight. 太棒了！ 但是不适合今晚 |
| [10:50.26] | Of course,not for tonight. Hi. I'm going to a benefit. 当然不适合今晚 我要参加慈善晚会呢 |
| [10:53.83] | Not for tonight? What are you doing? 不适合今晚？ 那你在干嘛？ |
| [10:56.20] | No,I'm sorry. We didn't mean it. I love you. Breathe. 对不起，不是故意的 我爱你…深呼吸 |
| [11:00.87] | We used them as pillows when we went camping. 我们去露营时 把它们当枕头 |
| [11:04.11] | What? 什么？ |
| [11:06.11] | The sheep. 那些羊啊 |
| [11:08.78] | Hey,what you do on your own time.... 你的闲虾时间在干嘛… |
| [11:15.19] | Where's my underwear? 我的内裤呢？ |
| [11:17.82] | -Come on,you took his underwear? -He took my essence! 拜托，你拿了他的内裤？ 他拿走我的精华啊 |
| [11:21.53] | Okay,hold on. Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now? 好，等等，你干嘛不穿 你身上的内裤？ |
| [11:26.63] | Because I'm not wearing any underwear now. 因为我现在根本没有穿内裤 |
| [11:30.40] | Then why do you have to wear underwear tonight? 那你今晚为何要穿内裤？ |
| [11:33.07] | It's a rented tux,okay? 因为这燕尾服是用租的 |
| [11:35.07] | I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues. 我不想没穿内裤 就穿别人的衣服 |
| [11:40.75] | Then somebody's gonna have to give somebody back his cushions. 那有人就得把椅垫还给别人 |
| [11:51.52] | What,are you gonna show me my clothes? 什么？难道你要 给我看我的衣服吗？ |
| [11:54.86] | Hey,opposite... 相反的事… |
| [11:57.26] | ...is opposite. 就是相反的事 |
| [12:00.36] | He's got nothing! 他什么都没有！ |
| [12:02.90] | Okay,I'm ready. 好，我准备好了 |
| [12:09.71] | Rachel didn't have anything I liked but this ribbon. 瑞秋那儿没有我喜欢的 除了这个圣诞彩带 |
| [12:13.08] | I thought,all right, I'll be political. 我想，好吧 那我就政治化一点罗 |
| [12:17.28] | -What are you supporting? -Christmas. 那你在支持什么？ 当然是耶诞节 |
| [12:21.89] | Hey,that's okay with me. Two down, and I have exactly 12 minutes 我无所谓，已经搞定两个了 我还有整整12分钟 |
| [12:27.36] | What? 什么？ |
| [12:29.43] | My watch stopped. My watch. Okay,see... 我的表停了 我的表，好，你看… |
| [12:32.23] | ...the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore. 这个恐龙指针的尾巴不动了 |
| [12:35.70] | What time is it? It's 7:33. I have 7 minutes. 现在几点？已经7点33分 我还有7分钟 |
| [12:38.54] | I have seven minutes! 我还有7分钟！ |
| [12:39.90] | Which shoes should I wear? The black or the purple? 我该穿哪一双鞋？ 黑色的还是紫色的？ |
| [12:43.21] | -Just pick one,okay? -Oh,okay,okay. The black. 随便挑一双，好吗？ 好啦，黑色的 |
| [12:45.81] | Do you have black with little strappies? 你有没有黑色的 然后有细带子的？ |
| [12:48.38] | Yeah. But those go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants. 有，不过那种适合配裤子 或者我该穿裤子 |
| [12:52.92] | Yeah,pants! What an idea! Or better yet,go without pants. 对了，穿裤子是好主意 或者不要穿裤子更好 |
| [12:57.76] | I don't know what you're doing, but just get in there... 我不知道你在做什么 但是你快进去… |
| [13:01.09] | ...and pick out any shoes that fit your feet. 找出随便一双可以穿的鞋子 |
| [13:03.76] | I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make... 我不管它是否搭配 我不管它是否会… |
| [13:07.50] | ...your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Just do it! 让你的脚踝，膝盖，或耳垂 看起来胖胖的，快去吧 |
| [13:12.30] | Go in there,pick something out so we can go. 进去房间里，挑出要穿的 然后我们就可以走了 |
| [13:17.78] | -All right. -Thank you. 好的 谢谢你 |
| [13:21.18] | I've got to call Michelle to see if that was her voice. 我要打给蜜雪儿 确定那是她的声音，抱歉 |
| [13:25.02] | It was. It was her voice. 没错，那就是她的声音 |
| [13:27.18] | Monica,I think you've gone over to the bad place. 摩妮卡，我想你又开始偏执了 |
| [13:34.29] | Hola. （西班牙语）喂？ |
| [13:36.46] | Hello? Hello? 喂…？ |
| [13:40.13] | -Okay. That was her,right? -Definitely. Yeah. 好，那是她的声音，对吗？ 绝对是，对啊 |
| [13:43.47] | So there you go. 这样就解决啦 |
| [13:45.47] | We're out of the woods. I think I'll get dressed now. 我们的危险解除啦 我要去换衣服了 |
| [13:50.37] | -I'll get it. -Okay. 我来接 好 |
| [13:53.38] | Hi,Monica and Rachel's. 你好，摩妮卡与瑞秋的家 |
| [13:55.35] | Yeah,just a second. Can I ask who's calling? 好，请稍等 请问您是哪位？ |
| [13:58.68] | It's Michelle! 是蜜雪儿！ |
| [14:02.19] | She must have that "caller l. D." thing. You should get that. 她一定有来电显示功能 你也该去装一个 |
| [14:09.16] | Michelle? 蜜雪儿？ |
| [14:10.66] | Yeah,that was me. I dialed your number by mistake. 对，就是我 我不小心拨了你的电话 |
| [14:14.90] | Just try to be 只要试着… |
| [14:18.04] | You're so sweet. 你真的好帖心 |
| [14:20.20] | Yeah,we were a great couple. 是啊，我们是一对很好的情侣 |
| [14:22.54] | I know,I really miss him. 我知道，我真的很想他 |
| [14:27.85] | You know what's weird? 你知道奇怪的是什么？ |
| [14:31.42] | Donald Duck never wore pants. 唐老鸭从来不穿裤子 |
| [14:35.02] | But when he gets out of the shower... 但是当他洗完澡出来… |
| [14:37.09] | ... he always puts a towel around his waist. 他总是在腰间围上一条毛巾 |
| [14:42.39] | I mean,what is that about? 我是说，那算什么？ |
| [14:46.26] | I only beeped in so I could hear my own message. 蜜雪儿，我只是进入信箱 来听我自己的留言 |
| [14:49.37] | I mean,that's allowed. 那样总可以吧 |
| [14:53.44] | I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell your dad about 我真的希望你别告诉你爸… |
| [14:58.01] | What do you mean,you don't feel comfortable with this? We're friends! 你说你不高兴是什么意思？ 我们是朋友呢 |
| [15:03.61] | That bitch always hated me. 那个小婊子根本就讨厌我 |
| [15:05.85] | I'm calling her back. 我要再打给她 |
| [15:09.45] | -Okay,fine. -Okay. 好，好啊 好 |
| [15:12.52] | -She's got a phone in there,right? -Okay,we're on it. 她房间里有电话吧？ 好，我们来处理吧 |
| [15:26.94] | I know it says "black tie optional"... 我知道单子上写 “打领带与否，自行决定” |
| [15:30.81] | ... but this may be pushing it a little. 但这样会不会太过分了点？ |
| [15:33.91] | I'm not gonna go. 我不去了 |
| [15:37.75] | You're not gonna go? 你不去了？ |
| [15:39.22] | No,I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence. 不，我想更新我的通讯录 |
| [15:44.32] | How can you not be going? 你怎么可以不去呢？ |
| [15:49.49] | So I think that will accomplish the "not going." 我想这样就表明了 “我不去”的意思 |
| [15:58.14] | You know,just out of curiosity 我只是好奇… |
| [16:00.91] | Ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends... 自从你在我朋友面前 羞辱我，又对我大吼 |
| [16:04.44] | ... I'm just,I don't know,not in a very museum benefit-y kind of mood. 我就没有情绪去参加 什么博物馆的慈善会了 |
| [16:09.11] | Right. Well,okay. Okay. God,I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled. 好…天啊，很抱歉 我对你大吼大叫，对不起 |
| [16:13.32] | -That's fine. -No,but you're mad. 没关系 不，可是你在生气 |
| [16:15.79] | I'm not mad. I'm just not going. 我没有生气，我只是不去了 |
| [16:17.92] | -Right. -Okay. 是的 好 |
| [16:20.69] | You know that I have to go,right? 你知道我一定要去吧？ |
| [16:24.03] | So is it gonna be,like, I'm abandoning you while you're upset? 那这样会不会变成 我在你难过时离你而去？ |
| [16:28.77] | -No. -No? 不会 不会？ |
| [16:29.93] | -You're not upset about the yelling. -Right. And the humiliating. 我对你大吼，你不难过？ 对，还包括你的羞辱 |
| [16:34.17] | Well,of course,the humiliating. 当然罗，还有羞辱 |
| [16:38.34] | So we... 那么，我们… |
| [16:41.38] | -We're good. -Right. 我们很好啊 好 |
| [16:46.72] | -Honey? I love you. -Yes,Ross. 甜心，我爱你 是的，罗斯 |
| [16:50.49] | Get away from that phone! 把电话放下！ |
| [16:54.89] | She's just getting dressed now. 她已经开始换衣服了 |
| [17:00.13] | Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that? 我居然因此而兴奋 我是不是有问题？ |
| [17:11.24] | Okay,buddy boy,here it is. 好啦，兄弟，就是这样啦 |
| [17:14.21] | You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own. 你把我衣服藏起来 我就把你所有的衣服穿上 |
| [17:18.58] | Oh,my God! 我的天啊 |
| [17:21.85] | That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear! 我把你的内裤藏起来 但这根本不是相反的事 |
| [17:25.76] | Look at me! I'm Chandler. 你看看我，我是钱德！ |
| [17:27.56] | Could I be wearing any more clothes? 我还能再多穿一件衣服吗？ |
| [17:32.10] | Maybe if I wasn't going commando.... 或许我不该不穿内裤的… |
| [17:39.54] | It's hot with all this stuff on. 穿这么多真是热死我了 |
| [17:42.04] | I better not do any, I don't know,lunges. 我最好别再做些运动… 像是蹲马步之类的 |
| [17:47.34] | Okay,enough. Enough with the lunging. 够了，别再蹲马步了 |
| [17:50.01] | I'm sick of this. I've had it up to here. 我快被烦死了 我真的已经受够了 |
| [17:52.78] | Neither of you can come to the party! 你们两个都不准参加晚会！ |
| [17:55.79] | Jeez,what a baby! 天啊，真幼稚 |
| [17:58.42] | Way to ruin it. I was just gonna go get dressed. 你干嘛破坏一切 我正要去换衣服了 |
| [18:01.26] | The only person I cared about getting dressed... 那个唯一我会在乎 她是否换好衣服的人 |
| [18:03.93] | ...is the person who's not even gonna go. 却是那个不肯去的人 |
| [18:06.63] | Look,Rach,I'm sorry,okay? 瑞秋，我很抱歉，好吗？ |
| [18:08.73] | Look,I was a jerk,okay? I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there. 我真是个混球 抱歉对你大吼，我希望你能去 |
| [18:13.10] | I need you there. 我需要你去 |
| [18:16.04] | What can I do to show you how much I want you to be there? 要怎样做才能证明 我有多希望你去？ |
| [18:21.21] | You could drink the fat. 你可以把那杯油喝掉 |
| [18:25.62] | Welcome to an adult conversation. 欢迎你进入大人的谈话世界 |
| [18:28.72] | No,no,no. Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. 不，等一下… |
| [18:31.22] | -That actually sounds interesting. -What? 听起来挺有意思的 什么？ |
| [18:35.16] | I think you should drink the fat. 我想你应该把那杯油喝掉 |
| [18:43.67] | Okay,if that's what it takes to show you how much you mean to me... 好，若这样就能证明 你对我有多重要… |
| [18:47.94] | ...and how much I want you there, that's what I'll do. 以及我多希望你能去 那我就愿意去做 |
| [18:50.81] | Let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out. 我帮你换一个杯子 这一杯放好久了 |
| [18:54.41] | I think this will be fine. 我想这样可以了 |
| [18:57.68] | Okay,vanilla milkshake. Just a vanilla milkshake... 好吧，香草奶昔 只不过是香草奶昔… |
| [19:00.85] | ...with chicken bits floating in it. 只不过有鸡肉的碎屑浮着 |
| [19:06.92] | Cheers. 干杯！ |
| [19:08.36] | No,don't! Okay,okay,I'll go. I'll go. 不，不要 好吧，我去就是了… |
| [19:11.33] | You will? 你肯去？ |
| [19:13.36] | You were really gonna do that. 你真的会那么做，对吧？ |
| [19:15.50] | Well,yeah. 是啊 |
| [19:17.43] | You were gonna drink the fat. 你真的愿意喝下那些油？ |
| [19:23.17] | Let's see what else he'll do! 我们来看看他还能做什么 |
| [19:27.01] | How about you get changed? Give him his underwear. 不如你现在去换衣服 你把他的内裤还给他 |
| [19:30.11] | I'll get a cab. I want everyone downstairs in two minutes. 我来叫计程车 我要大家在两分钟内下楼 |
| [19:33.55] | Monica! 摩妮卡！ |
| [19:35.39] | Stop it. 别做了！ |
| [19:36.45] | Stop it! 别再做了！ |
| [19:42.13] | Ross went to get a cab,so we 罗斯去叫计程车了 那么我们… |
| [19:44.03] | What are you doing? No,Monica,no! 你在做什么？ 不，摩妮卡！ |
| [19:50.00] | Hi,this is Richard. 我是理查 |
| [19:53.30] | You have three new messages. 你有三个新讯息 |
| [19:56.87] | Not anymore. 再也没有了 |
| [19:59.21] | Message erased. 讯息已删除 |
| [20:02.88] | To record your message, begin speaking at the tone. 请在哔声后留言 |
| [20:08.35] | Hi,Richard. It's Monica. 你好，理查，我是摩妮卡 |
| [20:10.65] | Listen,I did something kind of crazy tonight. 我今晚做了一件很疯狂的事 |
| [20:13.76] | Maybe I'm getting my period or something. I don't know. 或许我“那个”快来了 我也不晓得 |
| [20:17.36] | Anyway,I beeped into your machine and I heard this message... 反正我进入你的答录机 然后听到一个留言… |
| [20:21.27] | ...that freaked me out... 快把我搞疯了 |
| [20:23.37] | ...and Michelle will tell you the rest. 其他的蜜雪儿会告诉你 |
| [20:26.24] | I'm sorry,okay? And I hope that we can just forget the whole thing. 我很抱歉 我希望你忘了这整件事 |
| [20:33.78] | Your outgoing message has now been changed. 你的主人留言已经更改 |
| [20:38.62] | Outgoing? 主人留言？ |
| [20:39.78] | Did that say outgoing? 他刚刚是说主人留言？ |
| [20:41.29] | Not outgoing! 不是主人留言！ |
| [20:45.89] | Hi,Richard,it's Monica. 你好，理查，我是摩妮卡 |
| [20:48.06] | Listen,I did something kind of crazy tonight. 我今晚做了一件疯狂的事 |
| [20:51.20] | Maybe I'm getting my period or something. I don't know. 或许我“那个”快来了 我也不晓得 |
| [20:54.10] | -How did you do that? -I don't know! 你是怎么做的？ 我不知道！ |
| [20:56.87] | Goodbye. 再见 |
| [21:01.81] | Okay,I've got two cabs and no people! Go,go,go! 好，我叫到两辆计程车 但还没人坐进去，快！ |
| [21:06.31] | Maybe we can call the phone company to change the message? 或许我们可以 叫电话公司改掉那个留言？ |
| [21:09.81] | They could change his number. 他们可以把他的电话号码改掉 |
| [21:11.38] | I think after this, he'll be doing that himself. 我想经过这件事 他会自己处理了 |
| [21:16.42] | Rachel! 瑞秋！ |
| [21:23.29] | You.... You look.... 你…你看起来… |
| [21:28.43] | And I still have about five seconds to spare. 而我还剩下五秒钟 |
| [21:37.67] | That was about 7 seconds. 这样大概花掉七秒钟 |
| [21:39.58] | So we're a little late. 所以我们迟了一点 |
| [21:41.41] | Come on. 走吧 |
| [21:44.15] | Oh,and by the way.... 对了… |
| [21:46.25] | What? 什么事？ |
| [21:47.65] | I'm going commando too. 我里面也没穿… |
| [22:00.73] | Dr. Geller? 盖勒博士？ |
| [22:02.10] | -Sherman Whitfield,London lnstitute. -What a pleasure. 我是伦敦来的雪曼惠菲 很荣幸见到你 |
| [22:06.04] | I was quite impressed with your paper on pre-Cretaceous fossils. 你的前白垩纪化石报告 写得真不错 |
| [22:10.94] | Yes. It confirmed everything I'd written. 是的，你再次验证了 我以前写的东西 |
| [22:13.44] | Excuse me. 对不起 |
| [22:15.08] | Hi. 你好 |
| [22:16.71] | Yes? 什么事？ |
| [22:18.05] | You're kind of sitting in my seat. 你好像坐在我的位子上 |
| [22:21.18] | What do you mean,your seat? 你说你的位子 是什么意思？ |
| [22:23.39] | -I mean,I was sitting there. -But you got up. 我是说，我本来坐在这儿 但是你起来了 |
| [22:26.46] | But I never left the room. 可是我没有离开这个房间 |
| [22:29.43] | But you left the chair area. 但是你离开椅子了 |
| [22:33.30] | All right,that's it. Give me your underwear. 好吧，就这样 把你的内裤给我 |
| [00:32.-1] | Relax, we' ll be ready. It takes us two minutes to get dressed. fang xin, wo men hui zhun bei hao de wo men zhi yao liang fen zhong jiu zhuo zhuang wan bi |
| [01:17.-3] | Glass of fat? yao bu yao he dian you? |
| [05:18.-3] | It' s definitely old. Didn' t you hear the double beep? jue dui shi jiu de ni mei ting dao liang sheng bi ma? |
| [05:34.-1] | ... I went through the same thing. You know what I did? wo ye jing li yi yang de shi ni zhi dao wo zen me zuo ma? |
| [08:30.-4] | Please pass the pie. " qing ba pai di gei wo" |
| [08:45.-2] | Or don' t. Whatever. huo zhe bu gao su wo, dou ke yi |
| [08:59.-4] | Call me about this weekend, okay? da dian hua gei wo tan tan zhou mo de ji hua, hao ma? |
| [11:45.-1] | Okay. You hide my clothes, I' m gonna do the exact opposite to you. hao, ni ba wo yi fu cang qi lai wo yao zuo yi jian wan quan xiang fan de shi |
| [14:25.-1] | Well, you know how it is. It' s just that.... ni ye zhi dao de ma zhi bu guo |
| [15:48.-3] | I' m not gonna go. wo jiu shi bu qu le |
| [16:40.-1] | ... we' re okay? wo men zhi jian mei wen ti? |
| [00:02.11] | All right, they got water, orange juice... hao, ta men you shui, liu cheng zhi |
| [00:04.78] | ... and what looks like cider. zhe ge kan qi lai xiang ping guo zhi |
| [00:07.79] | Taste it. he he kan ba |
| [00:13.83] | Yeah, it' s fat. dui, zhe shi yi bei you |
| [00:15.09] | I drank fat! wo he le you! |
| [00:18.13] | I know, I did that two minutes ago. wo zhi dao, liang fen zhong qian wo cai he guo de |
| [00:24.10] | Hey, Mr. Tux. chuan yan wei fu de xian sheng |
| [00:26.07] | Why aren' t you dressed? We have a halfhour. ni zen me hai mei huan yi fu? hai you ban xiao shi |
| [00:28.57] | That was four minutes ago. We have to be out the door at 7: 40. na shi si fen zhong qian de shi wo men bi xu zai qi dian si shi chu men |
| [00:35.78] | I' d feel better if you got dressed now. ruo ni xian zai jiu huan hao, wo hui gao xing dian |
| [00:38.42] | Okay. Okay. hao hao |
| [00:43.66] | Oh, look at you. All sexy. kan kan ni, duo xing gan a |
| [00:46.00] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [00:52.26] | How come you didn' t come over earlier? Because I' m a stupid, stupid man. ni zen me bu zao dian guo lai? yin wei wo zhen shi ben de yao ming |
| [00:58.67] | Hey, Ross, want some cider? luo si, yao bu yao lai dian ping guo zhi? |
| [01:00.67] | No. bu yao |
| [01:03.04] | So you' re pretty close, huh? ni kuai zhun bei hao le ba |
| [01:05.01] | Makeup' s on. Hair' s done. zhuang hua hao le, tou fa shu hao le |
| [01:07.11] | I just have to get dressed. wo zhi yao huan yi fu jiu hao le |
| [01:08.78] | And that takes, what? Just 6 or 7 minutes? da gai zhi yao 6 huo 7 fen zhong ba |
| [01:11.78] | Yeah. Once I figure out what I' m wearing. shi a, zhi yao wo jue ding hao yao chuan shen me |
| [01:19.89] | The One Where No One' s Ready ben ji bo chu:" zhun bei chu men" |
| [02:08.54] | What' s the matter? You nervous about your speech? zen me le? ni shi bu shi yin wei yao yan jiang er jin zhang? |
| [02:11.71] | Nope. bu shi |
| [02:14.58] | You wanna hear it? Am I in it? ni yao bu yao ting ting kan? li mian you ti dao wo ma? |
| [02:21.45] | After I thank everyone for donating to the museum... deng wo gan xie wan suo you juan qian gei bo wu guan de ren |
| [02:24.59] | ... I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey. wo jiu chang yi shou ge ge song qiao yi de wei da |
| [02:31.53] | Hello! You look great! hai, ni kan qi lai zhen bang |
| [02:33.30] | Thank you. I know, though. xie xie ni sui ran wo yi jing zhi dao le |
| [02:37.07] | You see this? This is a person who is ready to go. kan dao mei? zhe ge ren zhun bei hao, ke yi chu fa le |
| [02:41.14] | Phoebe, you.... fei bi, ni |
| [02:42.87] | You are my star. ni zhen shi wo de ou xiang a |
| [02:45.08] | Well, you' re my lucky penny. na ni jiu shi wo de xing yun tong ban |
| [02:50.28] | All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men. hao ba, wo zuo le xin li ce yan jie guo shi wo ren wei nan ren bi shi ye zhong yao |
| [02:58.16] | Get up. qi lai |
| [02:59.62] | What? shen me? |
| [03:01.06] | You' re in my seat. How is this your seat? ni zuo zai wo de wei zi shang wei he zhe shi ni de wei zi? |
| [03:07.07] | I was sitting there. yin wei wo gang cai zuo zai zhe li |
| [03:08.50] | But then you left. dan shi ni li kai le |
| [03:10.57] | Well, it' s not like I went to Spain. bai tuo, wo you bu shi qu duo yuan de di fang |
| [03:13.94] | I went to the bathroom. You knew I' d be back. wo shi qu ce suo ni ming zhi dao wo hui hui lai de |
| [03:16.51] | What' s the big deal? Sit somewhere else! na you shen me da bu liao de qu zuo bie de di fang ma |
| [03:18.51] | The " big deal" is I was sitting there last! So... zhen zheng da bu liao de jiu shi wo shi zui hou zuo zai zhe li de ren |
| [03:22.35] | ... it' s my seat. suo yi zhe shi wo de wei zi |
| [03:24.15] | Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there, so.... shi shi shang, ni zui hou zuo de di fang jiu shi na li, suo yi |
| [03:28.85] | You guys, you know what? It doesn' t matter. ge wei, ni men zhi dao ma? na ge yi dian dou bu zhong yao |
| [03:31.62] | You both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops. ni men lia dou bi xu zai wo nao xue guan bao diao qian huan hao yi fu |
| [03:36.43] | I just have to do one thing. It' s not a big deal. wo zhi yao zai zuo yi jian shi zhe zhen de mei shen me da bu liao |
| [03:39.46] | Get up! qi lai! |
| [03:43.64] | Phoebe, you look great! fei bi, ni kan qi lai hao mei |
| [03:46.54] | All right already. hao la, zao zhi dao le |
| [03:49.27] | Are you gonna do magic? ni yao bian mo shu ma? |
| [03:53.68] | That' s funny. Change. zhen hao xiao, gei wo huan yi fu qu |
| [03:55.68] | Hang on, I just got in. I don' t care. man dian, wo cai gang jin men wo cai bu guan |
| [03:57.82] | It starts at 8. We can' t be late. wan hui ba dian kai shi, wo men bu neng chi dao |
| [03:59.85] | " He could not, would not, want to wait." ta bu neng deng, ye bu yuan yi deng |
| [04:03.45] | Our table is down in front. My boss will be there. wo men de zhuo zi zai qian fang wo lao ban ye hui zai na r |
| [04:06.46] | Everyone will see if we arrive after it starts. ruo wan hui kai shi hou wo men cai jin chang da jia dou kan de dao |
| [04:09.06] | Has somebody been drinking my fat? you ren he guo wo zhe yi bei you ma? |
| [04:12.66] | Does this look like something a paleontologist' s girlfriend would wear? zhe xiang shi gu sheng wu xue jia de nv you hui chuan de yi fu ma? |
| [04:16.63] | I don' t know. You might be the first one. wo bu zhi dao ni da gai shi shou kai xian li ba |
| [04:20.51] | Rach, did you check the machine? No. rui qiu, ni ting da lu ji liu yan le ma? mei you |
| [04:23.14] | Wait. This is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind. deng deng, zhe jian yi fu hui xian de wo xiao tui hen cu, suan le |
| [04:30.92] | Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. qiao yi, wo jin tian xie le yi shou ge |
| [04:34.32] | It' s called," Get up!" ge ming jiao zuo" qi lai" |
| [04:36.82] | All right. You can have the chair. hao la, yi zi gei ni la |
| [04:39.72] | Really? Oh, my. Would you look at that? zhen de? tian a, ni kan kan zhe ge |
| [04:47.07] | It' s me, I' m coming over. shi wo, wo zheng yao guo qu |
| [04:48.77] | What if I' m already there when you play this message? ruo ni bo fang zhe ze liu yan shi wo yi jing dao le ne? |
| [04:51.60] | Is that too spooky? shi bu shi hen gui yi? |
| [04:55.51] | Hi, Rach, are you there? It' s me. Pick up. rui qiu, ni zai bu zai? shi wo, kuai jie qi lai |
| [04:58.54] | Rachel? Rach? rui qiu? |
| [05:00.78] | What? gan ma? |
| [05:03.51] | Never mind. mei shi |
| [05:06.92] | Monica, it' s Richard. Call me. mo ni ka, wo shi li cha da dian hua gei wo |
| [05:13.12] | Is that message old or new? zhe ze liu yan shi xin de hai shi jiu de? |
| [05:16.13] | Old or new? Old or new? xin de hai shi jiu de? |
| [05:21.07] | What if it' s new? We agreed not to talk. ruo shi xin de zen me ban? wo men shuo hao bu lian luo de |
| [05:23.64] | It could be important. Shouldn' t I call him back? ke neng you zhong yao de shi wo gai bu gai hui dian hua? |
| [05:26.74] | Honey, you did call him back. It' s old. tian xin, ni yi jing da guo le zhe shi jiu de liu yan |
| [05:29.27] | Yeah, see, Mon, listen. Listen. shi a, mo ni ka, ni ting zhe |
| [05:31.61] | When Carol and I broke up... dang ka luo yu wo fen shou shi |
| [05:37.22] | I got dressed. wo qu huan hao yi fu |
| [05:41.79] | Really, really quickly, okay? Okay? zhen de yao kuai yi dian, zhen de hao |
| [05:44.92] | There we go. There we go. zhe jiu dui le |
| [05:47.73] | You know what? Don' t get up. Just sit there. ni zhi dao ma? bie qi lai le jiu zuo zai na li ba |
| [05:50.46] | I just hope you don' t mind my hand right here. zhi xi wang ni bie jie yi wo de shou fang zai zhe li |
| [05:54.77] | Not touching. Can' t get mad! Not touching. Can' t get mad! mei peng dao, bu neng sheng qi mei peng dao, bu neng sheng qi |
| [05:58.34] | Not touching. Can' t get mad! mei peng dao, bu neng sheng qi |
| [06:01.44] | Oh, my God! wo de tian a |
| [06:03.57] | You rotten boys! ni men zhei xie huai hai zi! |
| [06:06.14] | Sorry, Phoebe. What am I gonna do? bao qian, fei bi wo gai zen me ban? |
| [06:08.65] | Don' t rub it! What gets out hummus? bie luan mo you shen me ke yi qu chu dou ni? |
| [06:10.75] | What gets out hummus? you shen me ke yi qu chu dou ni? |
| [06:12.92] | Monica! What gets out hummus? mo ni ka! you shen me ke yi qu chu dou ni? |
| [06:16.00] | If it is a new message, what is he calling to say? ru guo na ge liu yan shi xin de ta dao di da lai shuo shi mo? |
| [06:20.16] | Okay, thanks. Yeah, I' ll try that. hao, xie xie, wo hui shi shi kan de |
| [06:24.03] | Maybe he called to say you' re obsessive and crazy? shuo bu ding ta da lai shuo ni zhi mi bu wu er qie tai feng kuang |
| [06:26.46] | So should I call him back? No! wo gai bu gai hui dian hua gei ta? bu! |
| [06:30.03] | No! bu! |
| [06:33.20] | Fine, we' ll both sit in the chair. Fine with me. hen hao, wo men yi qi zuo zai yi zi shang sui bian a |
| [06:40.04] | I am so comfortable. wo hao shu fu a |
| [06:43.72] | Me too. wo ye shi |
| [06:45.02] | In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable. shi shi shang, wo ke neng you dian tai shu fu le |
| [06:52.72] | Okay, we have 19 minutes. I want you to go and change. hao, wo men you 19 fen zhong qian de, wo yao ni qu huan yi fu |
| [06:56.53] | When you come back, Joey will go change and he' ll have vacated the chair. deng ni hui lai hou, qiao yi qu huan yi fu ta jiu hui ba yi zi kong chu lai |
| [07:01.13] | Okay. All right. hao hao de |
| [07:02.50] | Fine. I' m going. hao, wo yao zou le |
| [07:04.24] | When I get back, it' s Chair City. And I' m the guy... deng wo hui lai hou zhe li jiu shi yi zi wang guo, er wo shi |
| [07:08.01] | ... who' s sitting in a chair! zuo zai yi zi shang de na ge ren! |
| [07:11.88] | Is this a little too zhe shi bu shi you dian tai |
| [07:13.41] | Pheebs? What happened? fei bi, zen me hui shi? |
| [07:15.65] | I got the hummus. wo zhan dao dou ni le |
| [07:17.22] | Oh, honey, we' ll find you something. You wanna wear my black jacket? tian xin, wo men hui zhao chu yi fu gei ni ni yao bu yao chuan wo de hei wai tao? |
| [07:21.39] | lt won' t go with this dress. You' re right. zhe yang gen yang zhuang jiu bu neng da pei le mei cuo |
| [07:23.82] | Well, let' s just get you out of that. No, no, no. Not " out of that." lai ba wo men ba yi fu huan diao bu ke bie huan diao |
| [07:28.43] | Not " out" of clothes. Can Phoebe borrow your green dress? qian wan bie ba yi fu tuo diao fei bi ke yi jie ni de lv yang zhuang chuan ma? |
| [07:31.86] | I called him. wo da gei ta le |
| [07:34.00] | Yes. I got his machine and I left a message. dui, wo jin ru ta de da lu ji ran hou wo liu yan le |
| [07:37.37] | But it' s okay. It' s okay... bu guo mei guan xi |
| [07:39.10] | ... because it was, like, a casual, breezy message. yin wei na shi ge sui xing, qing song de liu yan |
| [07:42.51] | It was breezy. hen qing song |
| [07:44.44] | Oh, God, what if it wasn' t breezy? tian a, ruo ting qi lai bing bu qing song gai zen me ban? |
| [07:46.54] | How could it not be breezy? No. Because you' re in such a breezy place. zen me ke neng bu qing song? bu hui, zhe li shi ge qing song de di fang |
| [07:51.62] | I got it. I' ll play my message and you guys tell me if it' s breezy enough. wo zhi dao le, wo bo fang wo de liu yan ni men zai gao su wo shi fou qing song |
| [07:56.09] | But how you gonna do that? ni zen me ke neng na yang zuo? |
| [07:58.79] | I know the code to his answering machine. wo zhi dao ta da lu ji de mi ma |
| [08:01.53] | Okay, Mon, I really don' t think this is the hao, mo ni ka wo bu ren wei xian zai ying gai |
| [08:04.30] | Okay, you' re dialing. You are dialing. hao, ni zai bo hao le |
| [08:17.21] | Hi, this is Richard. Please leave a message at the tone. wo shi li cha qing zai bi sheng hou liu yan |
| [08:22.25] | You have two new messages. ni you liang ge xin xun xi |
| [08:24.42] | What a cool job. zhen shi ge hao gong zuo |
| [08:26.08] | " You have two new messages." " ni you liang ge xin xun xi" |
| [08:34.56] | Hi, it' s Monica. I' m just checking in. wo shi mo ni ka wo zhi shi xiang que ding yi xia |
| [08:37.43] | I got a message and didn' t know if it was old or new. wo you yi tong liu yan bu zhi dao shi xin de hai shi jiu de |
| [08:40.90] | So I' m just checking. suo yi, wo zhi shi wen wen kan |
| [08:43.10] | So let me know. gao su wo ba |
| [08:46.64] | I' m breezy! wo hen qing song |
| [08:49.57] | You can' t say you' re " breezy." That negates the " breezy." ni bu neng shuo" wo hen qing song" zhe yang jiu bu qing song le ma |
| [08:55.28] | Hola. It' s me. Yesterday was really fun. ni hao a, shi wo zuo tian zhen shi yu kuai |
| [09:04.52] | Now, she sounded breezy. kan, ta ting qi lai jiu hen qing song |
| [09:10.19] | He' s seeing someone. I can' t believe he' s seeing someone. ta kai shi yue hui le wo zhen bu gan xiang xin ta kai shi yue hui |
| [09:14.10] | You don' t know that. Well, whose voice was that? ni you bu zhi dao na ge shi shui na me na shi shui de sheng yin? |
| [09:16.87] | Maybe it was his sister' s. Maybe it was his daughter' s. shuo bu ding shi ta mei mei de shuo bu ding shi ta nv er de |
| [09:21.27] | Michelle. Of course! Did it sound like Michelle? mi xue er, yi ding shi le! ting qi lai xiang mi xue er ma? |
| [09:25.18] | Oh, great. It' s starting to rain. That' ll make it easier to get a cab. tai hao le, kai shi xia yu le zhe yang ji cheng che you geng nan jiao le |
| [09:30.18] | It was Michelle. shi mi xue er |
| [09:31.42] | It was definitely Michelle. jue dui shi mi xue er |
| [09:33.38] | Try Monica' s green dress. If it doesn' t fit, wear my gray silk one. qu shi chuan mo ni ka de lv yang zhuang bu shi he jiu chuan wo de hui se si zhi yang zhuang |
| [09:37.79] | Unless I wear it. You don' t know what you' re wearing? na wo yao chuan na jian? ni hai bu zhi dao zi ji yao chuan shen me? |
| [09:40.59] | I' m just trying to look nice for your big night. jin wan shi ni de da ri zi wo zhi shi xi wang zi ji hao kan yi dian |
| [09:43.43] | Yeah, which we have to leave for in 12 minutes. shi a, er wo men zai 12 fen zhong nei bi xu chu men |
| [09:46.40] | Come on, I' ll just pick something out for you. lai ba, wo bang ni xuan yi fu |
| [09:49.40] | You' ll notice that I' m fully dressed. ni kan dao le, wo quan huan hao le |
| [09:51.87] | I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. er wo ne, ye fa xian ni shen me dou hai mei huan |
| [09:55.47] | So in the words of A. A. Milne, " Get out of my chair, dillhole." suo yi, tao xiao xiong wei ni zuo zhe de hua " li kai wo de yi zi, lv dan!" |
| [10:02.78] | Okay. hao |
| [10:11.79] | What are you doing? You said to give you the chair. ni zai gan shen me? ni jiao wo li kai yi zi a |
| [10:14.66] | You didn' t say anything about cushions. ni you mei shuo bu neng dai zou yi dian |
| [10:16.93] | They' re the essence of the chair! dan yi dian shi yi zi de jing hua suo zai |
| [10:18.90] | That' s right! I' m taking the essence. mei cuo, wo yao dai zou jing hua |
| [10:22.63] | Oh, he' ll be back. ta hui hui lai de |
| [10:24.67] | Oh, there' s nobody in the room. zhe li shen me ren ye mei you |
| [10:27.74] | I' m sorry, I thought it looked pretty. That was a Halloween costume. dui bu qi, wo jue de zhe yang hen mei zhe shi wan sheng jie fu zhuang |
| [10:31.61] | Unless you would like me to go as Little Bo Peep. chu fei ni yao wo chuan de xiang xiao mu yang nv yi yang? |
| [10:35.41] | I didn' t recognize it without that inflatable sheep. ruo mei you na zhi ke chong qi de yang wo hai zhen ren bu chu lai |
| [10:38.35] | Yeah, which, by the way, Chandler, I would like back one of these days. shi a, dui le, qian de wo zui jin xiang yao yi zhi hui lai |
| [10:44.82] | Rach, good! Listen, isn' t this perfect for me? rui qiu, hen hao a zhe jian shi bu shi hen shi he wo? |
| [10:47.66] | Oh, it' s perfect! But not for tonight. tai bang le! dan shi bu shi he jin wan |
| [10:50.26] | Of course, not for tonight. Hi. I' m going to a benefit. dang ran bu shi he jin wan wo yao can jia ci shan wan hui ne |
| [10:53.83] | Not for tonight? What are you doing? bu shi he jin wan? na ni zai gan ma? |
| [10:56.20] | No, I' m sorry. We didn' t mean it. I love you. Breathe. dui bu qi, bu shi gu yi de wo ai ni shen hu xi |
| [11:00.87] | We used them as pillows when we went camping. wo men qu lu ying shi ba ta men dang zhen tou |
| [11:04.11] | What? shen me? |
| [11:06.11] | The sheep. nei xie yang a |
| [11:08.78] | Hey, what you do on your own time.... ni de xian xia shi jian zai gan ma |
| [11:15.19] | Where' s my underwear? wo de nei ku ne? |
| [11:17.82] | Come on, you took his underwear? He took my essence! bai tuo, ni na le ta de nei ku? ta na zou wo de jing hua a |
| [11:21.53] | Okay, hold on. Why can' t you just wear the underwear you' re wearing now? hao, deng deng, ni gan ma bu chuan ni shen shang de nei ku? |
| [11:26.63] | Because I' m not wearing any underwear now. yin wei wo xian zai gen ben mei you chuan nei ku |
| [11:30.40] | Then why do you have to wear underwear tonight? na ni jin wan wei he yao chuan nei ku? |
| [11:33.07] | It' s a rented tux, okay? yin wei zhe yan wei fu shi yong zu de |
| [11:35.07] | I' m not gonna go commando in another man' s fatigues. wo bu xiang mei chuan nei ku jiu chuan bie ren de yi fu |
| [11:40.75] | Then somebody' s gonna have to give somebody back his cushions. na you ren jiu de ba yi dian huan gei bie ren |
| [11:51.52] | What, are you gonna show me my clothes? shen me? nan dao ni yao gei wo kan wo de yi fu ma? |
| [11:54.86] | Hey, opposite... xiang fan de shi |
| [11:57.26] | ... is opposite. jiu shi xiang fan de shi |
| [12:00.36] | He' s got nothing! ta shen me dou mei you! |
| [12:02.90] | Okay, I' m ready. hao, wo zhun bei hao le |
| [12:09.71] | Rachel didn' t have anything I liked but this ribbon. rui qiu na er mei you wo xi huan de chu le zhe ge sheng dan cai dai |
| [12:13.08] | I thought, all right, I' ll be political. wo xiang, hao ba na wo jiu zheng zhi hua yi dian luo |
| [12:17.28] | What are you supporting? Christmas. na ni zai zhi chi shen me? dang ran shi ye dan jie |
| [12:21.89] | Hey, that' s okay with me. Two down, and I have exactly 12 minutes wo wu suo wei, yi jing gao ding liang ge le wo hai you zheng zheng 12 fen zhong |
| [12:27.36] | What? shen me? |
| [12:29.43] | My watch stopped. My watch. Okay, see... wo de biao ting le wo de biao, hao, ni kan |
| [12:32.23] | ... the dinosaur tail isn' t going around anymore. zhe ge kong long zhi zhen de wei ba bu dong le |
| [12:35.70] | What time is it? It' s 7: 33. I have 7 minutes. xian zai ji dian? yi jing 7 dian 33 fen wo hai you 7 fen zhong |
| [12:38.54] | I have seven minutes! wo hai you 7 fen zhong! |
| [12:39.90] | Which shoes should I wear? The black or the purple? wo gai chuan na yi shuang xie? hei se de hai shi zi se de? |
| [12:43.21] | Just pick one, okay? Oh, okay, okay. The black. sui bian tiao yi shuang, hao ma? hao la, hei se de |
| [12:45.81] | Do you have black with little strappies? ni you mei you hei se de ran hou you xi dai zi de? |
| [12:48.38] | Yeah. But those go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants. you, bu guo na zhong shi he pei ku zi huo zhe wo gai chuan ku zi |
| [12:52.92] | Yeah, pants! What an idea! Or better yet, go without pants. dui le, chuan ku zi shi hao zhu yi huo zhe bu yao chuan ku zi geng hao |
| [12:57.76] | I don' t know what you' re doing, but just get in there... wo bu zhi dao ni zai zuo shi mo dan shi ni kuai jin qu |
| [13:01.09] | ... and pick out any shoes that fit your feet. zhao chu sui bian yi shuang ke yi chuan de xie zi |
| [13:03.76] | I don' t care if they match. I don' t care if they make... wo bu guan ta shi fou da pei wo bu guan ta shi fou hui |
| [13:07.50] | ... your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Just do it! rang ni de jiao huai, xi gai, huo er chui kan qi lai pang pang de, kuai qu ba |
| [13:12.30] | Go in there, pick something out so we can go. jin qu fang jian li, tiao chu yao chuan de ran hou wo men jiu ke yi zou le |
| [13:17.78] | All right. Thank you. hao de xie xie ni |
| [13:21.18] | I' ve got to call Michelle to see if that was her voice. wo yao da gei mi xue er que ding na shi ta de sheng yin, bao qian |
| [13:25.02] | It was. It was her voice. mei cuo, na jiu shi ta de sheng yin |
| [13:27.18] | Monica, I think you' ve gone over to the bad place. mo ni ka, wo xiang ni you kai shi pian zhi le |
| [13:34.29] | Hola. xi ban ya yu wei? |
| [13:36.46] | Hello? Hello? wei? |
| [13:40.13] | Okay. That was her, right? Definitely. Yeah. hao, na shi ta de sheng yin, dui ma? jue dui shi, dui a |
| [13:43.47] | So there you go. zhe yang jiu jie jue la |
| [13:45.47] | We' re out of the woods. I think I' ll get dressed now. wo men de wei xian jie chu la wo yao qu huan yi fu le |
| [13:50.37] | I' ll get it. Okay. wo lai jie hao |
| [13:53.38] | Hi, Monica and Rachel' s. ni hao, mo ni ka yu rui qiu de jia |
| [13:55.35] | Yeah, just a second. Can I ask who' s calling? hao, qing shao deng qing wen nin shi na wei? |
| [13:58.68] | It' s Michelle! shi mi xue er! |
| [14:02.19] | She must have that " caller l. D." thing. You should get that. ta yi ding you lai dian xian shi gong neng ni ye gai qu zhuang yi ge |
| [14:09.16] | Michelle? mi xue er? |
| [14:10.66] | Yeah, that was me. I dialed your number by mistake. dui, jiu shi wo wo bu xiao xin bo le ni de dian hua |
| [14:14.90] | Just try to be zhi yao shi zhe |
| [14:18.04] | You' re so sweet. ni zhen de hao tie xin |
| [14:20.20] | Yeah, we were a great couple. shi a, wo men shi yi dui hen hao de qing lv |
| [14:22.54] | I know, I really miss him. wo zhi dao, wo zhen de hen xiang ta |
| [14:27.85] | You know what' s weird? ni zhi dao qi guai de shi shen me? |
| [14:31.42] | Donald Duck never wore pants. tang lao ya cong lai bu chuan ku zi |
| [14:35.02] | But when he gets out of the shower... dan shi dang ta xi wan zao chu lai |
| [14:37.09] | ... he always puts a towel around his waist. ta zong shi zai yao jian wei shang yi tiao mao jin |
| [14:42.39] | I mean, what is that about? wo shi shuo, na suan shen me? |
| [14:46.26] | I only beeped in so I could hear my own message. mi xue er, wo zhi shi jin ru xin xiang lai ting wo zi ji de liu yan |
| [14:49.37] | I mean, that' s allowed. na yang zong ke yi ba |
| [14:53.44] | I would really appreciate it if you wouldn' t tell your dad about wo zhen de xi wang ni bie gao su ni ba |
| [14:58.01] | What do you mean, you don' t feel comfortable with this? We' re friends! ni shuo ni bu gao xing shi shen me yi si? wo men shi peng you ne |
| [15:03.61] | That bitch always hated me. na ge xiao biao zi gen ben jiu tao yan wo |
| [15:05.85] | I' m calling her back. wo yao zai da gei ta |
| [15:09.45] | Okay, fine. Okay. hao, hao a hao |
| [15:12.52] | She' s got a phone in there, right? Okay, we' re on it. ta fang jian li you dian hua ba? hao, wo men lai chu li ba |
| [15:26.94] | I know it says " black tie optional"... wo zhi dao dan zi shang xie " da ling dai yu fou, zi xing jue ding" |
| [15:30.81] | ... but this may be pushing it a little. dan zhe yang hui bu hui tai guo fen le dian? |
| [15:33.91] | I' m not gonna go. wo bu qu le |
| [15:37.75] | You' re not gonna go? ni bu qu le? |
| [15:39.22] | No, I think I' m gonna catch up on my correspondence. bu, wo xiang geng xin wo de tong xun lu |
| [15:44.32] | How can you not be going? ni zen me ke yi bu qu ne? |
| [15:49.49] | So I think that will accomplish the " not going." wo xiang zhe yang jiu biao ming liao " wo bu qu" de yi si |
| [15:58.14] | You know, just out of curiosity wo zhi shi hao qi |
| [16:00.91] | Ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends... zi cong ni zai wo peng you mian qian xiu ru wo, you dui wo da hou |
| [16:04.44] | ... I' m just, I don' t know, not in a very museum benefity kind of mood. wo jiu mei you qing xu qu can jia shen me bo wu guan de ci shan hui le |
| [16:09.11] | Right. Well, okay. Okay. God, I' m sorry. I' m sorry I yelled. hao tian a, hen bao qian wo dui ni da hou da jiao, dui bu qi |
| [16:13.32] | That' s fine. No, but you' re mad. mei guan xi bu, ke shi ni zai sheng qi |
| [16:15.79] | I' m not mad. I' m just not going. wo mei you sheng qi, wo zhi shi bu qu le |
| [16:17.92] | Right. Okay. shi de hao |
| [16:20.69] | You know that I have to go, right? ni zhi dao wo yi ding yao qu ba? |
| [16:24.03] | So is it gonna be, like, I' m abandoning you while you' re upset? na zhe yang hui bu hui bian cheng wo zai ni nan guo shi li ni er qu? |
| [16:28.77] | No. No? bu hui bu hui? |
| [16:29.93] | You' re not upset about the yelling. Right. And the humiliating. wo dui ni da hou, ni bu nan guo? dui, hai bao kuo ni de xiu ru |
| [16:34.17] | Well, of course, the humiliating. dang ran luo, hai you xiu ru |
| [16:38.34] | So we... na me, wo men |
| [16:41.38] | We' re good. Right. wo men hen hao a hao |
| [16:46.72] | Honey? I love you. Yes, Ross. tian xin, wo ai ni shi de, luo si |
| [16:50.49] | Get away from that phone! ba dian hua fang xia! |
| [16:54.89] | She' s just getting dressed now. ta yi jing kai shi huan yi fu le |
| [17:00.13] | Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that? wo ju ran yin ci er xing fen wo shi bu shi you wen ti? |
| [17:11.24] | Okay, buddy boy, here it is. hao la, xiong di, jiu shi zhe yang la |
| [17:14.21] | You hide my clothes, I' m wearing everything you own. ni ba wo yi fu cang qi lai wo jiu ba ni suo you de yi fu chuan shang |
| [17:18.58] | Oh, my God! wo de tian a |
| [17:21.85] | That is so not the opposite of taking somebody' s underwear! wo ba ni de nei ku cang qi lai dan zhe gen ben bu shi xiang fan de shi |
| [17:25.76] | Look at me! I' m Chandler. ni kan kan wo, wo shi qian de! |
| [17:27.56] | Could I be wearing any more clothes? wo hai neng zai duo chuan yi jian yi fu ma? |
| [17:32.10] | Maybe if I wasn' t going commando.... huo xu wo bu gai bu chuan nei ku de |
| [17:39.54] | It' s hot with all this stuff on. chuan zhe me duo zhen shi re si wo le |
| [17:42.04] | I better not do any, I don' t know, lunges. wo zui hao bie zai zuo xie yun dong xiang shi dun ma bu zhi lei de |
| [17:47.34] | Okay, enough. Enough with the lunging. gou le, bie zai dun ma bu le |
| [17:50.01] | I' m sick of this. I' ve had it up to here. wo kuai bei fan si le wo zhen de yi jing shou gou le |
| [17:52.78] | Neither of you can come to the party! ni men liang ge dou bu zhun can jia wan hui! |
| [17:55.79] | Jeez, what a baby! tian a, zhen you zhi |
| [17:58.42] | Way to ruin it. I was just gonna go get dressed. ni gan ma po huai yi qie wo zheng yao qu huan yi fu le |
| [18:01.26] | The only person I cared about getting dressed... na ge wei yi wo hui zai hu ta shi fou huan hao yi fu de ren |
| [18:03.93] | ... is the person who' s not even gonna go. que shi na ge bu ken qu de ren |
| [18:06.63] | Look, Rach, I' m sorry, okay? rui qiu, wo hen bao qian, hao ma? |
| [18:08.73] | Look, I was a jerk, okay? I' m sorry I yelled. I want you there. wo zhen shi ge hun qiu bao qian dui ni da hou, wo xi wang ni neng qu |
| [18:13.10] | I need you there. wo xu yao ni qu |
| [18:16.04] | What can I do to show you how much I want you to be there? yao zen yang zuo cai neng zheng ming wo you duo xi wang ni qu? |
| [18:21.21] | You could drink the fat. ni ke yi ba na bei you he diao |
| [18:25.62] | Welcome to an adult conversation. huan ying ni jin ru da ren de tan hua shi jie |
| [18:28.72] | No, no, no. Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. bu, deng yi xia |
| [18:31.22] | That actually sounds interesting. What? ting qi lai ting you yi si de shen me? |
| [18:35.16] | I think you should drink the fat. wo xiang ni ying gai ba na bei you he diao |
| [18:43.67] | Okay, if that' s what it takes to show you how much you mean to me... hao, ruo zhe yang jiu neng zheng ming ni dui wo you duo chong yao |
| [18:47.94] | ... and how much I want you there, that' s what I' ll do. yi ji wo duo xi wang ni neng qu na wo jiu yuan yi qu zuo |
| [18:50.81] | Let me get you another glass. That' s been sitting out. wo bang ni huan yi ge bei zi zhe yi bei fang hao jiu le |
| [18:54.41] | I think this will be fine. wo xiang zhe yang ke yi le |
| [18:57.68] | Okay, vanilla milkshake. Just a vanilla milkshake... hao ba, xiang cao nai xi zhi bu guo shi xiang cao nai xi |
| [19:00.85] | ... with chicken bits floating in it. zhi bu guo you ji rou de sui xie fu zhe |
| [19:06.92] | Cheers. gan bei! |
| [19:08.36] | No, don' t! Okay, okay, I' ll go. I' ll go. bu, bu yao hao ba, wo qu jiu shi le |
| [19:11.33] | You will? ni ken qu? |
| [19:13.36] | You were really gonna do that. ni zhen de hui na me zuo, dui ba? |
| [19:15.50] | Well, yeah. shi a |
| [19:17.43] | You were gonna drink the fat. ni zhen de yuan yi he xia nei xie you? |
| [19:23.17] | Let' s see what else he' ll do! wo men lai kan kan ta hai neng zuo shi mo |
| [19:27.01] | How about you get changed? Give him his underwear. bu ru ni xian zai qu huan yi fu ni ba ta de nei ku huan gei ta |
| [19:30.11] | I' ll get a cab. I want everyone downstairs in two minutes. wo lai jiao ji cheng che wo yao da jia zai liang fen zhong nei xia lou |
| [19:33.55] | Monica! mo ni ka! |
| [19:35.39] | Stop it. bie zuo le! |
| [19:36.45] | Stop it! bie zai zuo le! |
| [19:42.13] | Ross went to get a cab, so we luo si qu jiao ji cheng che le na me wo men |
| [19:44.03] | What are you doing? No, Monica, no! ni zai zuo shi mo? bu, mo ni ka! |
| [19:50.00] | Hi, this is Richard. wo shi li cha |
| [19:53.30] | You have three new messages. ni you san ge xin xun xi |
| [19:56.87] | Not anymore. zai ye mei you le |
| [19:59.21] | Message erased. xun xi yi shan chu |
| [20:02.88] | To record your message, begin speaking at the tone. qing zai bi sheng hou liu yan |
| [20:08.35] | Hi, Richard. It' s Monica. ni hao, li cha, wo shi mo ni ka |
| [20:10.65] | Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight. wo jin wan zuo le yi jian hen feng kuang de shi |
| [20:13.76] | Maybe I' m getting my period or something. I don' t know. huo xu wo" na ge" kuai lai le wo ye bu xiao de |
| [20:17.36] | Anyway, I beeped into your machine and I heard this message... fan zheng wo jin ru ni de da lu ji ran hou ting dao yi ge liu yan |
| [20:21.27] | ... that freaked me out... kuai ba wo gao feng le |
| [20:23.37] | ... and Michelle will tell you the rest. qi ta de mi xue er hui gao su ni |
| [20:26.24] | I' m sorry, okay? And I hope that we can just forget the whole thing. wo hen bao qian wo xi wang ni wang le zhe zheng jian shi |
| [20:33.78] | Your outgoing message has now been changed. ni de zhu ren liu yan yi jing geng gai |
| [20:38.62] | Outgoing? zhu ren liu yan? |
| [20:39.78] | Did that say outgoing? ta gang gang shi shuo zhu ren liu yan? |
| [20:41.29] | Not outgoing! bu shi zhu ren liu yan! |
| [20:45.89] | Hi, Richard, it' s Monica. ni hao, li cha, wo shi mo ni ka |
| [20:48.06] | Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight. wo jin wan zuo le yi jian feng kuang de shi |
| [20:51.20] | Maybe I' m getting my period or something. I don' t know. huo xu wo" na ge" kuai lai le wo ye bu xiao de |
| [20:54.10] | How did you do that? I don' t know! ni shi zen me zuo de? wo bu zhi dao! |
| [20:56.87] | Goodbye. zai jian |
| [21:01.81] | Okay, I' ve got two cabs and no people! Go, go, go! hao, wo jiao dao liang liang ji cheng che dan hai mei ren zuo jin qu, kuai! |
| [21:06.31] | Maybe we can call the phone company to change the message? huo xu wo men ke yi jiao dian hua gong si gai diao na ge liu yan? |
| [21:09.81] | They could change his number. ta men ke yi ba ta de dian hua hao ma gai diao |
| [21:11.38] | I think after this, he' ll be doing that himself. wo xiang jing guo zhe jian shi ta hui zi ji chu li le |
| [21:16.42] | Rachel! rui qiu! |
| [21:23.29] | You.... You look.... ni ni kan qi lai |
| [21:28.43] | And I still have about five seconds to spare. er wo hai sheng xia wu miao zhong |
| [21:37.67] | That was about 7 seconds. zhe yang da gai hua diao qi miao zhong |
| [21:39.58] | So we' re a little late. suo yi wo men chi le yi dian |
| [21:41.41] | Come on. zou ba |
| [21:44.15] | Oh, and by the way.... dui le |
| [21:46.25] | What? shen me shi? |
| [21:47.65] | I' m going commando too. wo li mian ye mei chuan |
| [22:00.73] | Dr. Geller? gai lei bo shi? |
| [22:02.10] | Sherman Whitfield, London lnstitute. What a pleasure. wo shi lun dun lai de xue man hui fei hen rong xing jian dao ni |
| [22:06.04] | I was quite impressed with your paper on preCretaceous fossils. ni de qian bai e ji hua shi bao gao xie de zhen bu cuo |
| [22:10.94] | Yes. It confirmed everything I' d written. shi de, ni zai ci yan zheng le wo yi qian xie de dong xi |
| [22:13.44] | Excuse me. dui bu qi |
| [22:15.08] | Hi. ni hao |
| [22:16.71] | Yes? shen me shi? |
| [22:18.05] | You' re kind of sitting in my seat. ni hao xiang zuo zai wo de wei zi shang |
| [22:21.18] | What do you mean, your seat? ni shuo ni de wei zi shi shen me yi si? |
| [22:23.39] | I mean, I was sitting there. But you got up. wo shi shuo, wo ben lai zuo zai zhe er dan shi ni qi lai le |
| [22:26.46] | But I never left the room. ke shi wo mei you li kai zhe ge fang jian |
| [22:29.43] | But you left the chair area. dan shi ni li kai yi zi le |
| [22:33.30] | All right, that' s it. Give me your underwear. hao ba, jiu zhe yang ba ni de nei ku gei wo |
| [00:32.-1] | Relax, we' ll be ready. It takes us two minutes to get dressed. fàng xīn, wǒ men huì zhǔn bèi hǎo de wǒ men zhǐ yào liǎng fēn zhōng jiù zhuó zhuāng wán bì |
| [01:17.-3] | Glass of fat? yào bú yào hē diǎn yóu? |
| [05:18.-3] | It' s definitely old. Didn' t you hear the double beep? jué duì shì jiù de nǐ méi tīng dào liǎng shēng bì ma? |
| [05:34.-1] | ... I went through the same thing. You know what I did? wǒ yě jīng lì yí yàng de shì nǐ zhī dào wǒ zěn me zuò ma? |
| [08:30.-4] | Please pass the pie. " qǐng bǎ pài dì gěi wǒ" |
| [08:45.-2] | Or don' t. Whatever. huò zhě bù gào sù wǒ, dōu kě yǐ |
| [08:59.-4] | Call me about this weekend, okay? dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ tán tán zhōu mò de jì huà, hǎo ma? |
| [11:45.-1] | Okay. You hide my clothes, I' m gonna do the exact opposite to you. hǎo, nǐ bǎ wǒ yī fú cáng qǐ lái wǒ yào zuò yī jiàn wán quán xiāng fǎn de shì |
| [14:25.-1] | Well, you know how it is. It' s just that.... nǐ yě zhī dào de ma zhǐ bù guò |
| [15:48.-3] | I' m not gonna go. wǒ jiù shì bù qù le |
| [16:40.-1] | ... we' re okay? wǒ men zhī jiān méi wèn tí? |
| [00:02.11] | All right, they got water, orange juice... hǎo, tā men yǒu shuǐ, liǔ chéng zhī |
| [00:04.78] | ... and what looks like cider. zhè gè kàn qǐ lái xiàng píng guǒ zhī |
| [00:07.79] | Taste it. hē hē kàn ba |
| [00:13.83] | Yeah, it' s fat. duì, zhè shì yī bēi yóu |
| [00:15.09] | I drank fat! wǒ hē le yóu! |
| [00:18.13] | I know, I did that two minutes ago. wǒ zhī dào, liǎng fēn zhōng qián wǒ cái hē guò de |
| [00:24.10] | Hey, Mr. Tux. chuān yàn wěi fú de xiān shēng |
| [00:26.07] | Why aren' t you dressed? We have a halfhour. nǐ zěn me hái méi huàn yī fú? hái yǒu bàn xiǎo shí |
| [00:28.57] | That was four minutes ago. We have to be out the door at 7: 40. nà shi sì fēn zhōng qián de shì wǒ men bì xū zài qī diǎn sì shí chū mén |
| [00:35.78] | I' d feel better if you got dressed now. ruò nǐ xiàn zài jiù huàn hǎo, wǒ huì gāo xìng diǎn |
| [00:38.42] | Okay. Okay. hǎo hǎo |
| [00:43.66] | Oh, look at you. All sexy. kàn kàn nǐ, duō xìng gǎn a |
| [00:46.00] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [00:52.26] | How come you didn' t come over earlier? Because I' m a stupid, stupid man. nǐ zěn me bù zǎo diǎn guò lái? yīn wèi wǒ zhēn shì bèn de yào mìng |
| [00:58.67] | Hey, Ross, want some cider? luó sī, yào bú yào lái diǎn píng guǒ zhī? |
| [01:00.67] | No. bú yào |
| [01:03.04] | So you' re pretty close, huh? nǐ kuài zhǔn bèi hǎo le ba |
| [01:05.01] | Makeup' s on. Hair' s done. zhuāng huà hǎo le, tóu fà shū hǎo le |
| [01:07.11] | I just have to get dressed. wǒ zhǐ yào huàn yī fú jiù hǎo le |
| [01:08.78] | And that takes, what? Just 6 or 7 minutes? dà gài zhǐ yào 6 huò 7 fēn zhōng ba |
| [01:11.78] | Yeah. Once I figure out what I' m wearing. shì a, zhǐ yào wǒ jué dìng hǎo yào chuān shén me |
| [01:19.89] | The One Where No One' s Ready běn jí bō chū:" zhǔn bèi chū mén" |
| [02:08.54] | What' s the matter? You nervous about your speech? zěn me le? nǐ shì bú shì yīn wèi yào yǎn jiǎng ér jǐn zhāng? |
| [02:11.71] | Nope. bú shì |
| [02:14.58] | You wanna hear it? Am I in it? nǐ yào bú yào tīng tīng kàn? lǐ miàn yǒu tí dào wǒ ma? |
| [02:21.45] | After I thank everyone for donating to the museum... děng wǒ gǎn xiè wán suǒ yǒu juān qián gěi bó wù guǎn de rén |
| [02:24.59] | ... I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey. wǒ jiù chàng yī shǒu gē gē sòng qiáo yī de wěi dà |
| [02:31.53] | Hello! You look great! hāi, nǐ kàn qǐ lái zhēn bàng |
| [02:33.30] | Thank you. I know, though. xiè xiè nǐ suī rán wǒ yǐ jīng zhī dào le |
| [02:37.07] | You see this? This is a person who is ready to go. kàn dào méi? zhè gè rén zhǔn bèi hǎo, kě yǐ chū fā le |
| [02:41.14] | Phoebe, you.... fēi bǐ, nǐ |
| [02:42.87] | You are my star. nǐ zhēn shì wǒ de ǒu xiàng a |
| [02:45.08] | Well, you' re my lucky penny. nà nǐ jiù shì wǒ de xìng yùn tóng bǎn |
| [02:50.28] | All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men. hǎo ba, wǒ zuò le xīn lǐ cè yàn jié guǒ shì wǒ rèn wéi nán rén bǐ shì yè zhòng yào |
| [02:58.16] | Get up. qǐ lái |
| [02:59.62] | What? shén me? |
| [03:01.06] | You' re in my seat. How is this your seat? nǐ zuò zài wǒ de wèi zi shàng wèi hé zhè shì nǐ de wèi zi? |
| [03:07.07] | I was sitting there. yīn wèi wǒ gāng cái zuò zài zhè lǐ |
| [03:08.50] | But then you left. dàn shì nǐ lí kāi le |
| [03:10.57] | Well, it' s not like I went to Spain. bài tuō, wǒ yòu bú shì qù duō yuǎn de dì fāng |
| [03:13.94] | I went to the bathroom. You knew I' d be back. wǒ shì qù cè suǒ nǐ míng zhī dào wǒ huì huí lái de |
| [03:16.51] | What' s the big deal? Sit somewhere else! nà yǒu shén me dà bù liǎo de qù zuò bié de dì fāng ma |
| [03:18.51] | The " big deal" is I was sitting there last! So... zhēn zhèng dà bù liǎo de jiù shì wǒ shì zuì hòu zuò zài zhè lǐ de rén |
| [03:22.35] | ... it' s my seat. suǒ yǐ zhè shì wǒ de wèi zi |
| [03:24.15] | Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there, so.... shì shí shàng, nǐ zuì hòu zuò de dì fāng jiù shì nà lǐ, suǒ yǐ |
| [03:28.85] | You guys, you know what? It doesn' t matter. gè wèi, nǐ men zhī dào ma? nà gè yì diǎn dōu bù zhòng yào |
| [03:31.62] | You both have to go get dressed before the big vein in my head pops. nǐ men liǎ dōu bì xū zài wǒ nǎo xuè guǎn bào diào qián huàn hǎo yī fú |
| [03:36.43] | I just have to do one thing. It' s not a big deal. wǒ zhǐ yào zài zuò yī jiàn shì zhè zhēn de méi shén me dà bù liǎo |
| [03:39.46] | Get up! qǐ lái! |
| [03:43.64] | Phoebe, you look great! fēi bǐ, nǐ kàn qǐ lái hǎo měi |
| [03:46.54] | All right already. hǎo la, zǎo zhī dao le |
| [03:49.27] | Are you gonna do magic? nǐ yào biàn mó shù ma? |
| [03:53.68] | That' s funny. Change. zhēn hǎo xiào, gěi wǒ huàn yī fú qù |
| [03:55.68] | Hang on, I just got in. I don' t care. màn diǎn, wǒ cái gāng jìn mén wǒ cái bù guǎn |
| [03:57.82] | It starts at 8. We can' t be late. wǎn huì bā diǎn kāi shǐ, wǒ men bù néng chí dào |
| [03:59.85] | " He could not, would not, want to wait." tā bù néng děng, yě bù yuàn yì děng |
| [04:03.45] | Our table is down in front. My boss will be there. wǒ men de zhuō zi zài qián fāng wǒ lǎo bǎn yě huì zài na r |
| [04:06.46] | Everyone will see if we arrive after it starts. ruò wǎn huì kāi shǐ hòu wǒ men cái jìn chǎng dà jiā dōu kàn de dào |
| [04:09.06] | Has somebody been drinking my fat? yǒu rén hē guò wǒ zhè yī bēi yóu ma? |
| [04:12.66] | Does this look like something a paleontologist' s girlfriend would wear? zhè xiàng shì gǔ shēng wù xué jiā de nǚ yǒu huì chuān de yī fú ma? |
| [04:16.63] | I don' t know. You might be the first one. wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ dà gài shì shǒu kāi xiān lì ba |
| [04:20.51] | Rach, did you check the machine? No. ruì qiū, nǐ tīng dá lù jī liú yán le ma? méi yǒu |
| [04:23.14] | Wait. This is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind. děng děng, zhè jiàn yī fú huì xiǎn de wǒ xiǎo tuǐ hěn cū, suàn le |
| [04:30.92] | Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today. qiáo yī, wǒ jīn tiān xiě le yī shǒu gē |
| [04:34.32] | It' s called," Get up!" gē míng jiào zuò" qǐ lái" |
| [04:36.82] | All right. You can have the chair. hǎo la, yǐ zi gěi nǐ la |
| [04:39.72] | Really? Oh, my. Would you look at that? zhēn de? tiān a, nǐ kàn kàn zhè gè |
| [04:47.07] | It' s me, I' m coming over. shì wǒ, wǒ zhèng yào guò qù |
| [04:48.77] | What if I' m already there when you play this message? ruò nǐ bō fàng zhè zé liú yán shí wǒ yǐ jīng dào le ne? |
| [04:51.60] | Is that too spooky? shì bú shì hěn guǐ yì? |
| [04:55.51] | Hi, Rach, are you there? It' s me. Pick up. ruì qiū, nǐ zài bù zài? shì wǒ, kuài jiē qǐ lái |
| [04:58.54] | Rachel? Rach? ruì qiū? |
| [05:00.78] | What? gàn ma? |
| [05:03.51] | Never mind. méi shì |
| [05:06.92] | Monica, it' s Richard. Call me. mó nī kǎ, wǒ shì lǐ chá dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ |
| [05:13.12] | Is that message old or new? zhè zé liú yán shì xīn de hái shì jiù de? |
| [05:16.13] | Old or new? Old or new? xīn de hái shì jiù de? |
| [05:21.07] | What if it' s new? We agreed not to talk. ruò shì xīn de zěn me bàn? wǒ men shuō hǎo bù lián luò de |
| [05:23.64] | It could be important. Shouldn' t I call him back? kě néng yǒu zhòng yào de shì wǒ gāi bù gāi huí diàn huà? |
| [05:26.74] | Honey, you did call him back. It' s old. tián xīn, nǐ yǐ jīng dǎ guò le zhè shì jiù de liú yán |
| [05:29.27] | Yeah, see, Mon, listen. Listen. shì a, mó nī kǎ, nǐ tīng zhe |
| [05:31.61] | When Carol and I broke up... dāng kǎ luó yǔ wǒ fēn shǒu shí |
| [05:37.22] | I got dressed. wǒ qù huàn hǎo yī fú |
| [05:41.79] | Really, really quickly, okay? Okay? zhēn de yào kuài yì diǎn, zhēn de hǎo |
| [05:44.92] | There we go. There we go. zhè jiù duì le |
| [05:47.73] | You know what? Don' t get up. Just sit there. nǐ zhī dào ma? bié qǐ lái le jiù zuò zài nà li ba |
| [05:50.46] | I just hope you don' t mind my hand right here. zhǐ xī wàng nǐ bié jiè yì wǒ de shǒu fàng zài zhè lǐ |
| [05:54.77] | Not touching. Can' t get mad! Not touching. Can' t get mad! méi pèng dào, bù néng shēng qì méi pèng dào, bù néng shēng qì |
| [05:58.34] | Not touching. Can' t get mad! méi pèng dào, bù néng shēng qì |
| [06:01.44] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a |
| [06:03.57] | You rotten boys! nǐ men zhèi xiē huài hái zi! |
| [06:06.14] | Sorry, Phoebe. What am I gonna do? bào qiàn, fēi bǐ wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [06:08.65] | Don' t rub it! What gets out hummus? bié luàn mǒ yǒu shén me kě yǐ qù chú dòu ní? |
| [06:10.75] | What gets out hummus? yǒu shén me kě yǐ qù chú dòu ní? |
| [06:12.92] | Monica! What gets out hummus? mó nī kǎ! yǒu shén me kě yǐ qù chú dòu ní? |
| [06:16.00] | If it is a new message, what is he calling to say? rú guǒ nà gè liú yán shì xīn de tā dào dǐ dǎ lái shuō shí mǒ? |
| [06:20.16] | Okay, thanks. Yeah, I' ll try that. hǎo, xiè xiè, wǒ huì shì shì kàn de |
| [06:24.03] | Maybe he called to say you' re obsessive and crazy? shuō bù dìng tā dǎ lái shuō nǐ zhí mí bù wù ér qiě tài fēng kuáng |
| [06:26.46] | So should I call him back? No! wǒ gāi bù gāi huí diàn huà gěi tā? bù! |
| [06:30.03] | No! bù! |
| [06:33.20] | Fine, we' ll both sit in the chair. Fine with me. hěn hǎo, wǒ men yì qǐ zuò zài yǐ zi shàng suí biàn a |
| [06:40.04] | I am so comfortable. wǒ hǎo shū fú a |
| [06:43.72] | Me too. wǒ yě shì |
| [06:45.02] | In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable. shì shí shàng, wǒ kě néng yǒu diǎn tài shū fú le |
| [06:52.72] | Okay, we have 19 minutes. I want you to go and change. hǎo, wǒ men yǒu 19 fēn zhōng qián dé, wǒ yào nǐ qù huàn yī fú |
| [06:56.53] | When you come back, Joey will go change and he' ll have vacated the chair. děng nǐ huí lái hòu, qiáo yī qù huàn yī fú tā jiù huì bǎ yǐ zi kōng chū lái |
| [07:01.13] | Okay. All right. hǎo hǎo de |
| [07:02.50] | Fine. I' m going. hǎo, wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [07:04.24] | When I get back, it' s Chair City. And I' m the guy... děng wǒ huí lái hòu zhè lǐ jiù shì yǐ zi wáng guó, ér wǒ shì |
| [07:08.01] | ... who' s sitting in a chair! zuò zài yǐ zi shàng de nà gè rén! |
| [07:11.88] | Is this a little too zhè shì bú shì yǒu diǎn tài |
| [07:13.41] | Pheebs? What happened? fēi bǐ, zěn me huí shì? |
| [07:15.65] | I got the hummus. wǒ zhān dào dòu ní le |
| [07:17.22] | Oh, honey, we' ll find you something. You wanna wear my black jacket? tián xīn, wǒ men huì zhǎo chū yī fú gěi nǐ nǐ yào bú yào chuān wǒ de hēi wài tào? |
| [07:21.39] | lt won' t go with this dress. You' re right. zhè yàng gēn yáng zhuāng jiù bù néng dā pèi le méi cuò |
| [07:23.82] | Well, let' s just get you out of that. No, no, no. Not " out of that." lái ba wǒ men bǎ yī fú huàn diào bù kě bié huàn diào |
| [07:28.43] | Not " out" of clothes. Can Phoebe borrow your green dress? qiān wàn bié bǎ yī fú tuō diào fēi bǐ kě yǐ jiè nǐ de lǜ yáng zhuāng chuān ma? |
| [07:31.86] | I called him. wǒ dǎ gěi tā le |
| [07:34.00] | Yes. I got his machine and I left a message. duì, wǒ jìn rù tā de dá lù jī rán hòu wǒ liú yán le |
| [07:37.37] | But it' s okay. It' s okay... bù guò méi guān xì |
| [07:39.10] | ... because it was, like, a casual, breezy message. yīn wèi nà shi gè suí xīng, qīng sōng de liú yán |
| [07:42.51] | It was breezy. hěn qīng sōng |
| [07:44.44] | Oh, God, what if it wasn' t breezy? tiān a, ruò tīng qǐ lái bìng bù qīng sōng gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [07:46.54] | How could it not be breezy? No. Because you' re in such a breezy place. zěn me kě néng bù qīng sōng? bú huì, zhè lǐ shì gè qīng sōng de dì fāng |
| [07:51.62] | I got it. I' ll play my message and you guys tell me if it' s breezy enough. wǒ zhī dào le, wǒ bō fàng wǒ de liú yán nǐ men zài gào sù wǒ shì fǒu qīng sōng |
| [07:56.09] | But how you gonna do that? nǐ zěn me kě néng nà yàng zuò? |
| [07:58.79] | I know the code to his answering machine. wǒ zhī dào tā dá lù jī de mì mǎ |
| [08:01.53] | Okay, Mon, I really don' t think this is the hǎo, mó nī kǎ wǒ bù rèn wéi xiàn zài yīng gāi |
| [08:04.30] | Okay, you' re dialing. You are dialing. hǎo, nǐ zài bō hào le |
| [08:17.21] | Hi, this is Richard. Please leave a message at the tone. wǒ shì lǐ chá qǐng zài bì shēng hòu liú yán |
| [08:22.25] | You have two new messages. nǐ yǒu liǎng gè xīn xùn xī |
| [08:24.42] | What a cool job. zhēn shì gè hǎo gōng zuò |
| [08:26.08] | " You have two new messages." " nǐ yǒu liǎng gè xīn xùn xī" |
| [08:34.56] | Hi, it' s Monica. I' m just checking in. wǒ shì mó nī kǎ wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng què dìng yī xià |
| [08:37.43] | I got a message and didn' t know if it was old or new. wǒ yǒu yī tòng liú yán bù zhī dào shì xīn de hái shì jiù de |
| [08:40.90] | So I' m just checking. suǒ yǐ, wǒ zhǐ shì wèn wèn kàn |
| [08:43.10] | So let me know. gào sù wǒ ba |
| [08:46.64] | I' m breezy! wǒ hěn qīng sōng |
| [08:49.57] | You can' t say you' re " breezy." That negates the " breezy." nǐ bù néng shuō" wǒ hěn qīng sōng" zhè yàng jiù bù qīng sōng le ma |
| [08:55.28] | Hola. It' s me. Yesterday was really fun. nǐ hǎo a, shì wǒ zuó tiān zhēn shì yú kuài |
| [09:04.52] | Now, she sounded breezy. kàn, tā tīng qǐ lái jiù hěn qīng sōng |
| [09:10.19] | He' s seeing someone. I can' t believe he' s seeing someone. tā kāi shǐ yuē huì le wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn tā kāi shǐ yuē huì |
| [09:14.10] | You don' t know that. Well, whose voice was that? nǐ yòu bù zhī dào nà gè shì shuí nà me nà shi shuí de shēng yīn? |
| [09:16.87] | Maybe it was his sister' s. Maybe it was his daughter' s. shuō bù dìng shì tā mèi mei de shuō bù dìng shì tā nǚ ér de |
| [09:21.27] | Michelle. Of course! Did it sound like Michelle? mì xuě ér, yí dìng shì le! tīng qǐ lái xiàng mì xuě ér ma? |
| [09:25.18] | Oh, great. It' s starting to rain. That' ll make it easier to get a cab. tài hǎo le, kāi shǐ xià yǔ le zhè yàng jì chéng chē yòu gèng nán jiào le |
| [09:30.18] | It was Michelle. shì mì xuě ér |
| [09:31.42] | It was definitely Michelle. jué duì shì mì xuě ér |
| [09:33.38] | Try Monica' s green dress. If it doesn' t fit, wear my gray silk one. qù shì chuān mó nī kǎ de lǜ yáng zhuāng bù shì hé jiù chuān wǒ de huī sè sī zhì yáng zhuāng |
| [09:37.79] | Unless I wear it. You don' t know what you' re wearing? nà wǒ yào chuān nà jiàn? nǐ hái bù zhī dào zì jǐ yào chuān shén me? |
| [09:40.59] | I' m just trying to look nice for your big night. jīn wǎn shì nǐ de dà rì zi wǒ zhǐ shì xī wàng zì jǐ hǎo kàn yì diǎn |
| [09:43.43] | Yeah, which we have to leave for in 12 minutes. shì a, ér wǒ men zài 12 fēn zhōng nèi bì xū chū mén |
| [09:46.40] | Come on, I' ll just pick something out for you. lái ba, wǒ bāng nǐ xuǎn yī fú |
| [09:49.40] | You' ll notice that I' m fully dressed. nǐ kàn dào le, wǒ quán huàn hǎo le |
| [09:51.87] | I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. ér wǒ ne, yě fā xiàn nǐ shén me dōu hái méi huàn |
| [09:55.47] | So in the words of A. A. Milne, " Get out of my chair, dillhole." suǒ yǐ, tào xiǎo xióng wéi ní zuò zhě de huà " lí kāi wǒ de yǐ zi, lǘ dàn!" |
| [10:02.78] | Okay. hǎo |
| [10:11.79] | What are you doing? You said to give you the chair. nǐ zài gàn shén me? nǐ jiào wǒ lí kāi yǐ zi a |
| [10:14.66] | You didn' t say anything about cushions. nǐ yòu méi shuō bù néng dài zǒu yǐ diàn |
| [10:16.93] | They' re the essence of the chair! dàn yǐ diàn shì yǐ zi de jīng huá suǒ zài |
| [10:18.90] | That' s right! I' m taking the essence. méi cuò, wǒ yào dài zǒu jīng huá |
| [10:22.63] | Oh, he' ll be back. tā huì huí lái de |
| [10:24.67] | Oh, there' s nobody in the room. zhè lǐ shén me rén yě méi yǒu |
| [10:27.74] | I' m sorry, I thought it looked pretty. That was a Halloween costume. duì bù qǐ, wǒ jué de zhè yàng hěn měi zhè shì wàn shèng jiē fú zhuāng |
| [10:31.61] | Unless you would like me to go as Little Bo Peep. chú fēi nǐ yào wǒ chuān de xiàng xiǎo mù yáng nǚ yí yàng? |
| [10:35.41] | I didn' t recognize it without that inflatable sheep. ruò méi yǒu nà zhǐ kě chōng qì de yáng wǒ hái zhēn rèn bù chū lái |
| [10:38.35] | Yeah, which, by the way, Chandler, I would like back one of these days. shì a, duì le, qián dé wǒ zuì jìn xiǎng yào yì zhī huí lái |
| [10:44.82] | Rach, good! Listen, isn' t this perfect for me? ruì qiū, hěn hǎo a zhè jiàn shì bú shì hěn shì hé wǒ? |
| [10:47.66] | Oh, it' s perfect! But not for tonight. tài bàng le! dàn shì bù shì hé jīn wǎn |
| [10:50.26] | Of course, not for tonight. Hi. I' m going to a benefit. dāng rán bù shì hé jīn wǎn wǒ yào cān jiā cí shàn wǎn huì ne |
| [10:53.83] | Not for tonight? What are you doing? bù shì hé jīn wǎn? nà nǐ zài gàn ma? |
| [10:56.20] | No, I' m sorry. We didn' t mean it. I love you. Breathe. duì bù qǐ, bú shì gù yì de wǒ ài nǐ shēn hū xī |
| [11:00.87] | We used them as pillows when we went camping. wǒ men qù lù yíng shí bǎ tā men dāng zhěn tou |
| [11:04.11] | What? shén me? |
| [11:06.11] | The sheep. nèi xiē yáng a |
| [11:08.78] | Hey, what you do on your own time.... nǐ de xián xiā shí jiān zài gàn ma |
| [11:15.19] | Where' s my underwear? wǒ de nèi kù ne? |
| [11:17.82] | Come on, you took his underwear? He took my essence! bài tuō, nǐ ná le tā de nèi kù? tā ná zǒu wǒ de jīng huá a |
| [11:21.53] | Okay, hold on. Why can' t you just wear the underwear you' re wearing now? hǎo, děng děng, nǐ gàn ma bù chuān nǐ shēn shàng de nèi kù? |
| [11:26.63] | Because I' m not wearing any underwear now. yīn wèi wǒ xiàn zài gēn běn méi yǒu chuān nèi kù |
| [11:30.40] | Then why do you have to wear underwear tonight? nà nǐ jīn wǎn wèi hé yào chuān nèi kù? |
| [11:33.07] | It' s a rented tux, okay? yīn wèi zhè yàn wěi fú shì yòng zū de |
| [11:35.07] | I' m not gonna go commando in another man' s fatigues. wǒ bù xiǎng méi chuān nèi kù jiù chuān bié rén de yī fú |
| [11:40.75] | Then somebody' s gonna have to give somebody back his cushions. nà yǒu rén jiù dé bǎ yǐ diàn huán gěi bié rén |
| [11:51.52] | What, are you gonna show me my clothes? shén me? nán dào nǐ yào gěi wǒ kàn wǒ de yī fú ma? |
| [11:54.86] | Hey, opposite... xiāng fǎn de shì |
| [11:57.26] | ... is opposite. jiù shì xiāng fǎn de shì |
| [12:00.36] | He' s got nothing! tā shén me dōu méi yǒu! |
| [12:02.90] | Okay, I' m ready. hǎo, wǒ zhǔn bèi hǎo le |
| [12:09.71] | Rachel didn' t have anything I liked but this ribbon. ruì qiū nà ér méi yǒu wǒ xǐ huān de chú le zhè gè shèng dàn cǎi dài |
| [12:13.08] | I thought, all right, I' ll be political. wǒ xiǎng, hǎo ba nà wǒ jiù zhèng zhì huà yì diǎn luó |
| [12:17.28] | What are you supporting? Christmas. nà nǐ zài zhī chí shén me? dāng rán shì yē dàn jié |
| [12:21.89] | Hey, that' s okay with me. Two down, and I have exactly 12 minutes wǒ wú suǒ wèi, yǐ jīng gǎo dìng liǎng gè le wǒ hái yǒu zhěng zhěng 12 fēn zhōng |
| [12:27.36] | What? shén me? |
| [12:29.43] | My watch stopped. My watch. Okay, see... wǒ de biǎo tíng le wǒ de biǎo, hǎo, nǐ kàn |
| [12:32.23] | ... the dinosaur tail isn' t going around anymore. zhè gè kǒng lóng zhǐ zhēn de wěi bā bù dòng le |
| [12:35.70] | What time is it? It' s 7: 33. I have 7 minutes. xiàn zài jǐ diǎn? yǐ jīng 7 diǎn 33 fēn wǒ hái yǒu 7 fēn zhōng |
| [12:38.54] | I have seven minutes! wǒ hái yǒu 7 fēn zhōng! |
| [12:39.90] | Which shoes should I wear? The black or the purple? wǒ gāi chuān nǎ yī shuāng xié? hēi sè de hái shì zǐ sè de? |
| [12:43.21] | Just pick one, okay? Oh, okay, okay. The black. suí biàn tiāo yī shuāng, hǎo ma? hǎo la, hēi sè de |
| [12:45.81] | Do you have black with little strappies? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu hēi sè de rán hòu yǒu xì dài zi de? |
| [12:48.38] | Yeah. But those go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants. yǒu, bù guò nà zhǒng shì hé pèi kù zi huò zhě wǒ gāi chuān kù zi |
| [12:52.92] | Yeah, pants! What an idea! Or better yet, go without pants. duì le, chuān kù zi shì hǎo zhǔ yì huò zhě bú yào chuān kù zi gèng hǎo |
| [12:57.76] | I don' t know what you' re doing, but just get in there... wǒ bù zhī dào nǐ zài zuò shí mǒ dàn shì nǐ kuài jìn qù |
| [13:01.09] | ... and pick out any shoes that fit your feet. zhǎo chū suí biàn yī shuāng kě yǐ chuān de xié zǐ |
| [13:03.76] | I don' t care if they match. I don' t care if they make... wǒ bù guǎn tā shì fǒu dā pèi wǒ bù guǎn tā shì fǒu huì |
| [13:07.50] | ... your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Just do it! ràng nǐ de jiǎo huái, xī gài, huò ěr chuí kàn qǐ lái pàng pàng de, kuài qù ba |
| [13:12.30] | Go in there, pick something out so we can go. jìn qù fáng jiān lǐ, tiāo chū yào chuān de rán hòu wǒ men jiù kě yǐ zǒu le |
| [13:17.78] | All right. Thank you. hǎo de xiè xiè nǐ |
| [13:21.18] | I' ve got to call Michelle to see if that was her voice. wǒ yào dǎ gěi mì xuě ér què dìng nà shi tā de shēng yīn, bào qiàn |
| [13:25.02] | It was. It was her voice. méi cuò, nà jiù shì tā de shēng yīn |
| [13:27.18] | Monica, I think you' ve gone over to the bad place. mó nī kǎ, wǒ xiǎng nǐ yòu kāi shǐ piān zhí le |
| [13:34.29] | Hola. xī bān yá yǔ wèi? |
| [13:36.46] | Hello? Hello? wèi? |
| [13:40.13] | Okay. That was her, right? Definitely. Yeah. hǎo, nà shi tā de shēng yīn, duì ma? jué duì shì, duì a |
| [13:43.47] | So there you go. zhè yàng jiù jiě jué la |
| [13:45.47] | We' re out of the woods. I think I' ll get dressed now. wǒ men de wēi xiǎn jiě chú la wǒ yào qù huàn yī fú le |
| [13:50.37] | I' ll get it. Okay. wǒ lái jiē hǎo |
| [13:53.38] | Hi, Monica and Rachel' s. nǐ hǎo, mó nī kǎ yǔ ruì qiū de jiā |
| [13:55.35] | Yeah, just a second. Can I ask who' s calling? hǎo, qǐng shāo děng qǐng wèn nín shì nǎ wèi? |
| [13:58.68] | It' s Michelle! shì mì xuě ér! |
| [14:02.19] | She must have that " caller l. D." thing. You should get that. tā yí dìng yǒu lái diàn xiǎn shì gōng néng nǐ yě gāi qù zhuāng yí gè |
| [14:09.16] | Michelle? mì xuě ér? |
| [14:10.66] | Yeah, that was me. I dialed your number by mistake. duì, jiù shì wǒ wǒ bù xiǎo xīn bō le nǐ de diàn huà |
| [14:14.90] | Just try to be zhǐ yào shì zhe |
| [14:18.04] | You' re so sweet. nǐ zhēn de hǎo tiē xīn |
| [14:20.20] | Yeah, we were a great couple. shì a, wǒ men shì yī duì hěn hǎo de qíng lǚ |
| [14:22.54] | I know, I really miss him. wǒ zhī dào, wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng tā |
| [14:27.85] | You know what' s weird? nǐ zhī dào qí guài de shì shén me? |
| [14:31.42] | Donald Duck never wore pants. táng lǎo yā cóng lái bù chuān kù zi |
| [14:35.02] | But when he gets out of the shower... dàn shì dāng tā xǐ wán zǎo chū lái |
| [14:37.09] | ... he always puts a towel around his waist. tā zǒng shì zài yāo jiān wéi shàng yī tiáo máo jīn |
| [14:42.39] | I mean, what is that about? wǒ shì shuō, nà suàn shén me? |
| [14:46.26] | I only beeped in so I could hear my own message. mì xuě ér, wǒ zhǐ shì jìn rù xìn xiāng lái tīng wǒ zì jǐ de liú yán |
| [14:49.37] | I mean, that' s allowed. nà yàng zǒng kě yǐ ba |
| [14:53.44] | I would really appreciate it if you wouldn' t tell your dad about wǒ zhēn de xī wàng nǐ bié gào sù nǐ bà |
| [14:58.01] | What do you mean, you don' t feel comfortable with this? We' re friends! nǐ shuō nǐ bù gāo xìng shì shén me yì sī? wǒ men shì péng yǒu ne |
| [15:03.61] | That bitch always hated me. nà gè xiǎo biǎo zǐ gēn běn jiù tǎo yàn wǒ |
| [15:05.85] | I' m calling her back. wǒ yào zài dǎ gěi tā |
| [15:09.45] | Okay, fine. Okay. hǎo, hǎo a hǎo |
| [15:12.52] | She' s got a phone in there, right? Okay, we' re on it. tā fáng jiān lǐ yǒu diàn huà ba? hǎo, wǒ men lái chǔ lǐ ba |
| [15:26.94] | I know it says " black tie optional"... wǒ zhī dào dān zi shàng xiě " dǎ lǐng dài yǔ fǒu, zì xíng jué dìng" |
| [15:30.81] | ... but this may be pushing it a little. dàn zhè yàng huì bú huì tài guò fèn le diǎn? |
| [15:33.91] | I' m not gonna go. wǒ bù qù le |
| [15:37.75] | You' re not gonna go? nǐ bù qù le? |
| [15:39.22] | No, I think I' m gonna catch up on my correspondence. bù, wǒ xiǎng gēng xīn wǒ de tōng xùn lù |
| [15:44.32] | How can you not be going? nǐ zěn me kě yǐ bù qù ne? |
| [15:49.49] | So I think that will accomplish the " not going." wǒ xiǎng zhè yàng jiù biǎo míng liǎo " wǒ bù qù" de yì sī |
| [15:58.14] | You know, just out of curiosity wǒ zhǐ shì hào qí |
| [16:00.91] | Ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends... zì cóng nǐ zài wǒ péng yǒu miàn qián xiū rǔ wǒ, yòu duì wǒ dà hǒu |
| [16:04.44] | ... I' m just, I don' t know, not in a very museum benefity kind of mood. wǒ jiù méi yǒu qíng xù qù cān jiā shén me bó wù guǎn de cí shàn huì le |
| [16:09.11] | Right. Well, okay. Okay. God, I' m sorry. I' m sorry I yelled. hǎo tiān a, hěn bào qiàn wǒ duì nǐ dà hǒu dà jiào, duì bù qǐ |
| [16:13.32] | That' s fine. No, but you' re mad. méi guān xì bù, kě shì nǐ zài shēng qì |
| [16:15.79] | I' m not mad. I' m just not going. wǒ méi yǒu shēng qì, wǒ zhǐ shì bù qù le |
| [16:17.92] | Right. Okay. shì de hǎo |
| [16:20.69] | You know that I have to go, right? nǐ zhī dào wǒ yí dìng yào qù ba? |
| [16:24.03] | So is it gonna be, like, I' m abandoning you while you' re upset? nà zhè yàng huì bú huì biàn chéng wǒ zài nǐ nán guò shí lí nǐ ér qù? |
| [16:28.77] | No. No? bú huì bú huì? |
| [16:29.93] | You' re not upset about the yelling. Right. And the humiliating. wǒ duì nǐ dà hǒu, nǐ bù nán guò? duì, hái bāo kuò nǐ de xiū rǔ |
| [16:34.17] | Well, of course, the humiliating. dāng rán luó, hái yǒu xiū rǔ |
| [16:38.34] | So we... nà me, wǒ men |
| [16:41.38] | We' re good. Right. wǒ men hěn hǎo a hǎo |
| [16:46.72] | Honey? I love you. Yes, Ross. tián xīn, wǒ ài nǐ shì de, luó sī |
| [16:50.49] | Get away from that phone! bǎ diàn huà fàng xià! |
| [16:54.89] | She' s just getting dressed now. tā yǐ jīng kāi shǐ huàn yī fú le |
| [17:00.13] | Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that? wǒ jū rán yīn cǐ ér xīng fèn wǒ shì bú shì yǒu wèn tí? |
| [17:11.24] | Okay, buddy boy, here it is. hǎo la, xiōng dì, jiù shì zhè yàng la |
| [17:14.21] | You hide my clothes, I' m wearing everything you own. nǐ bǎ wǒ yī fú cáng qǐ lái wǒ jiù bǎ nǐ suǒ yǒu de yī fú chuān shang |
| [17:18.58] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān a |
| [17:21.85] | That is so not the opposite of taking somebody' s underwear! wǒ bǎ nǐ de nèi kù cáng qǐ lái dàn zhè gēn běn bú shì xiāng fǎn de shì |
| [17:25.76] | Look at me! I' m Chandler. nǐ kàn kàn wǒ, wǒ shì qián dé! |
| [17:27.56] | Could I be wearing any more clothes? wǒ hái néng zài duō chuān yī jiàn yī fú ma? |
| [17:32.10] | Maybe if I wasn' t going commando.... huò xǔ wǒ bù gāi bù chuān nèi kù de |
| [17:39.54] | It' s hot with all this stuff on. chuān zhè me duō zhēn shì rè sǐ wǒ le |
| [17:42.04] | I better not do any, I don' t know, lunges. wǒ zuì hǎo bié zài zuò xiē yùn dòng xiàng shì dūn mǎ bù zhī lèi de |
| [17:47.34] | Okay, enough. Enough with the lunging. gòu le, bié zài dūn mǎ bù le |
| [17:50.01] | I' m sick of this. I' ve had it up to here. wǒ kuài bèi fán sǐ le wǒ zhēn de yǐ jīng shòu gòu le |
| [17:52.78] | Neither of you can come to the party! nǐ men liǎng gè dōu bù zhǔn cān jiā wǎn huì! |
| [17:55.79] | Jeez, what a baby! tiān a, zhēn yòu zhì |
| [17:58.42] | Way to ruin it. I was just gonna go get dressed. nǐ gàn ma pò huài yī qiè wǒ zhèng yào qù huàn yī fú le |
| [18:01.26] | The only person I cared about getting dressed... nà gè wéi yī wǒ huì zài hu tā shì fǒu huàn hǎo yī fú de rén |
| [18:03.93] | ... is the person who' s not even gonna go. què shì nà gè bù kěn qù de rén |
| [18:06.63] | Look, Rach, I' m sorry, okay? ruì qiū, wǒ hěn bào qiàn, hǎo ma? |
| [18:08.73] | Look, I was a jerk, okay? I' m sorry I yelled. I want you there. wǒ zhēn shì gè hún qíu bào qiàn duì nǐ dà hǒu, wǒ xī wàng nǐ néng qù |
| [18:13.10] | I need you there. wǒ xū yào nǐ qù |
| [18:16.04] | What can I do to show you how much I want you to be there? yào zěn yàng zuò cái néng zhèng míng wǒ yǒu duō xī wàng nǐ qù? |
| [18:21.21] | You could drink the fat. nǐ kě yǐ bǎ nà bēi yóu hē diào |
| [18:25.62] | Welcome to an adult conversation. huān yíng nǐ jìn rù dà rén de tán huà shì jiè |
| [18:28.72] | No, no, no. Now wait a minute. Wait a minute. bù, děng yī xià |
| [18:31.22] | That actually sounds interesting. What? tīng qǐ lái tǐng yǒu yì sī de shén me? |
| [18:35.16] | I think you should drink the fat. wǒ xiǎng nǐ yīng gāi bǎ nà bēi yóu hē diào |
| [18:43.67] | Okay, if that' s what it takes to show you how much you mean to me... hǎo, ruò zhè yàng jiù néng zhèng míng nǐ duì wǒ yǒu duō chóng yào |
| [18:47.94] | ... and how much I want you there, that' s what I' ll do. yǐ jí wǒ duō xī wàng nǐ néng qù nà wǒ jiù yuàn yì qù zuò |
| [18:50.81] | Let me get you another glass. That' s been sitting out. wǒ bāng nǐ huàn yí gè bēi zi zhè yī bēi fàng hǎo jiǔ le |
| [18:54.41] | I think this will be fine. wǒ xiǎng zhè yàng kě yǐ le |
| [18:57.68] | Okay, vanilla milkshake. Just a vanilla milkshake... hǎo ba, xiāng cǎo nǎi xī zhǐ bù guò shì xiāng cǎo nǎi xī |
| [19:00.85] | ... with chicken bits floating in it. zhǐ bù guò yǒu jī ròu de suì xiè fú zhe |
| [19:06.92] | Cheers. gān bēi! |
| [19:08.36] | No, don' t! Okay, okay, I' ll go. I' ll go. bù, bú yào hǎo ba, wǒ qù jiù shì le |
| [19:11.33] | You will? nǐ kěn qù? |
| [19:13.36] | You were really gonna do that. nǐ zhēn de huì nà me zuò, duì ba? |
| [19:15.50] | Well, yeah. shì a |
| [19:17.43] | You were gonna drink the fat. nǐ zhēn de yuàn yì hē xià nèi xiē yóu? |
| [19:23.17] | Let' s see what else he' ll do! wǒ men lái kàn kàn tā hái néng zuò shí mǒ |
| [19:27.01] | How about you get changed? Give him his underwear. bù rú nǐ xiàn zài qù huàn yī fú nǐ bǎ tā de nèi kù huán gěi tā |
| [19:30.11] | I' ll get a cab. I want everyone downstairs in two minutes. wǒ lái jiào jì chéng chē wǒ yào dà jiā zài liǎng fēn zhōng nèi xià lóu |
| [19:33.55] | Monica! mó nī kǎ! |
| [19:35.39] | Stop it. bié zuò le! |
| [19:36.45] | Stop it! bié zài zuò le! |
| [19:42.13] | Ross went to get a cab, so we luó sī qù jiào jì chéng chē le nà me wǒ men |
| [19:44.03] | What are you doing? No, Monica, no! nǐ zài zuò shí mǒ? bù, mó nī kǎ! |
| [19:50.00] | Hi, this is Richard. wǒ shì lǐ chá |
| [19:53.30] | You have three new messages. nǐ yǒu sān ge xīn xùn xī |
| [19:56.87] | Not anymore. zài yě méi yǒu le |
| [19:59.21] | Message erased. xùn xī yǐ shān chú |
| [20:02.88] | To record your message, begin speaking at the tone. qǐng zài bì shēng hòu liú yán |
| [20:08.35] | Hi, Richard. It' s Monica. nǐ hǎo, lǐ chá, wǒ shì mó nī kǎ |
| [20:10.65] | Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight. wǒ jīn wǎn zuò le yī jiàn hěn fēng kuáng de shì |
| [20:13.76] | Maybe I' m getting my period or something. I don' t know. huò xǔ wǒ" nà gè" kuài lái le wǒ yě bù xiǎo de |
| [20:17.36] | Anyway, I beeped into your machine and I heard this message... fǎn zhèng wǒ jìn rù nǐ de dá lù jī rán hòu tīng dào yí gè liú yán |
| [20:21.27] | ... that freaked me out... kuài bǎ wǒ gǎo fēng le |
| [20:23.37] | ... and Michelle will tell you the rest. qí tā de mì xuě ér huì gào sù nǐ |
| [20:26.24] | I' m sorry, okay? And I hope that we can just forget the whole thing. wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ xī wàng nǐ wàng le zhè zhěng jiàn shì |
| [20:33.78] | Your outgoing message has now been changed. nǐ de zhǔ rén liú yán yǐ jīng gēng gǎi |
| [20:38.62] | Outgoing? zhǔ rén liú yán? |
| [20:39.78] | Did that say outgoing? tā gāng gāng shì shuō zhǔ rén liú yán? |
| [20:41.29] | Not outgoing! bú shì zhǔ rén liú yán! |
| [20:45.89] | Hi, Richard, it' s Monica. nǐ hǎo, lǐ chá, wǒ shì mó nī kǎ |
| [20:48.06] | Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight. wǒ jīn wǎn zuò le yī jiàn fēng kuáng de shì |
| [20:51.20] | Maybe I' m getting my period or something. I don' t know. huò xǔ wǒ" nà gè" kuài lái le wǒ yě bù xiǎo de |
| [20:54.10] | How did you do that? I don' t know! nǐ shì zěn me zuò de? wǒ bù zhī dào! |
| [20:56.87] | Goodbye. zài jiàn |
| [21:01.81] | Okay, I' ve got two cabs and no people! Go, go, go! hǎo, wǒ jiào dào liǎng liàng jì chéng chē dàn hái méi rén zuò jìn qù, kuài! |
| [21:06.31] | Maybe we can call the phone company to change the message? huò xǔ wǒ men kě yǐ jiào diàn huà gōng sī gǎi diào nà gè liú yán? |
| [21:09.81] | They could change his number. tā men kě yǐ bǎ tā de diàn huà hào mǎ gǎi diào |
| [21:11.38] | I think after this, he' ll be doing that himself. wǒ xiǎng jīng guò zhè jiàn shì tā huì zì jǐ chǔ lǐ le |
| [21:16.42] | Rachel! ruì qiū! |
| [21:23.29] | You.... You look.... nǐ nǐ kàn qǐ lái |
| [21:28.43] | And I still have about five seconds to spare. ér wǒ hái shèng xià wǔ miǎo zhōng |
| [21:37.67] | That was about 7 seconds. zhè yàng dà gài huā diào qī miǎo zhōng |
| [21:39.58] | So we' re a little late. suǒ yǐ wǒ men chí le yì diǎn |
| [21:41.41] | Come on. zǒu ba |
| [21:44.15] | Oh, and by the way.... duì le |
| [21:46.25] | What? shén me shì? |
| [21:47.65] | I' m going commando too. wǒ lǐ miàn yě méi chuān |
| [22:00.73] | Dr. Geller? gài lēi bó shì? |
| [22:02.10] | Sherman Whitfield, London lnstitute. What a pleasure. wǒ shì lún dūn lái de xuě màn huì fēi hěn róng xìng jiàn dào nǐ |
| [22:06.04] | I was quite impressed with your paper on preCretaceous fossils. nǐ de qián bái è jì huà shí bào gào xiě dé zhēn bù cuò |
| [22:10.94] | Yes. It confirmed everything I' d written. shì de, nǐ zài cì yàn zhèng le wǒ yǐ qián xiě de dōng xī |
| [22:13.44] | Excuse me. duì bù qǐ |
| [22:15.08] | Hi. nǐ hǎo |
| [22:16.71] | Yes? shén me shì? |
| [22:18.05] | You' re kind of sitting in my seat. nǐ hǎo xiàng zuò zài wǒ de wèi zi shàng |
| [22:21.18] | What do you mean, your seat? nǐ shuō nǐ de wèi zi shì shén me yì sī? |
| [22:23.39] | I mean, I was sitting there. But you got up. wǒ shì shuō, wǒ běn lái zuò zài zhè ér dàn shì nǐ qǐ lái le |
| [22:26.46] | But I never left the room. kě shì wǒ méi yǒu lí kāi zhè gè fáng jiān |
| [22:29.43] | But you left the chair area. dàn shì nǐ lí kāi yǐ zi le |
| [22:33.30] | All right, that' s it. Give me your underwear. hǎo ba, jiù zhè yàng bǎ nǐ de nèi kù gěi wǒ |
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