反正话
fan zheng hua Lyrics

Song	反正话
Artist	马季
Album	马季相声精品集 (上)
Download	Image LRC TXT

[00:02.96]	马季：相声演员哪，脑子得聪明
[00:05.81]	于世猷：对，得机灵
[00:06.61]	马：机灵啊
[00:07.44]	于：恩
[00:08.30]	马：灵机一动，马上通过嘴得说出来
[00:11.04]	于：对对对对对
[00:11.94]	马：嘴皮子也要利索
[00:13.22]	于：是啊
[00:13.52]	马：像像您这个
[00:16.00]	于：我就特别合适
[00:16.84]	马：什么合适啊，这嘴唇，跟鞋底子似的
[00:20.77]	于：去你的，有那么厚嘴唇子吗
[00:23.54]	马：不行啊，像你这嘴说相声不合适（没这话）
[00:26.74]	还是卖冰棍儿去吧
[00:28.04]	于：谁卖冰棍儿啊
[00:30.88]	告诉你
[00:31.50]	马：啊
[00:32.56]	于：脑袋聪明
[00:33.95]	马：是啊
[00:35.34]	于：哎，嘴皮子利索
[00:36.74]	马：你啊
[00:37.35]	于：说什么都行
[00:38.41]	马：你先甭吹，我测验测验你
[00:40.82]	于：你啊
[00:41.61]	马：咱们说会儿反正话儿
[00:44.05]	于：什么叫反正话儿？
[00:45.36]	马：不懂
[00:46.01]	于：不懂
[00:47.03]	马：比如说我说一句话，你把这句话给我翻个个儿！
[00:50.29]	于：翻个儿
[00:50.97]	马：举个例子说，我说桌子
[00:53.95]	于：恩
[00:55.14]	马：你就得说子桌
[00:57.68]	于：就子桌
[00:58.53]	马：唉
[00:59.35]	于：这有什么啊，来来来
[01:01.07]	马：行吗
[01:01.47]	于：行，太行了
[01:02.76]	马：桌子
[01:03.37]	于：子桌，有什么啊这
[01:05.51]	马：扇子
[01:06.27]	于：子桌，谁都会这个
[01:09.23]	马：台布
[01:09.93]	于：子桌
[01:11.53]	马：大褂儿
[01:12.14]	于：自作
[01:13.21]	马：地毯
[01:13.70]	于：自作
[01:14.74]	马：你自作自受吧
[01:15.70]	于：谁啊
[01:16.61]	马：你老自作自作的
[01:18.54]	于：不你告诉我的吗
[01:19.79]	马：我说桌子你说子桌，我要说椅子你说子椅
[01:25.15]	于：哦，每句话都得翻个儿啊
[01:28.24]	马：当然是啦
[01:29.20]	于：你说清楚咯啊，重来
[01:30.35]	马：重来啊
[01:32.15]	于：嗯
[01:33.45]	马：我的桌子
[01:34.36]	于：我的子桌
[01:36.75]	马：我的椅子
[01:37.72]	于：我的子椅
[01:39.99]	马：我桌围子
[01:41.11]	于：我围桌子
[01:43.71]	马：我茶壶
[01:44.46]	于：我壶茶
[01:46.40]	我胡查什么呀我啊
[01:48.94]	马：我知你查什么呀
[01:52.16]	马：我茶叶
[01:53.17]	于：我夜叉
[01:54.16]	你才海怪呢你
[01:56.28]	谁夜叉呀
[01:58.33]	什么词这是
[01:59.93]	马：再来啊
[02:00.53]	于：来来
[02:01.03]	马：我板凳
[02:01.52]	于：我凳板
[02:02.17]	马：我二人凳
[02:03.84]	于：我瞪二人
[02:05.83]	我瞪哪二人哪我呀
[02:07.74]	马：你随便瞪吧你瞧
[02:09.60]	于：我瞪谁谁不揍我啊
[02:12.49]	马：我脑袋
[02:13.40]	于：我袋脑，我呆头呆脑的
[02:17.28]	马：我眼眉
[02:19.46]	于：我没眼！嗨！
[02:22.97]	马：我腮帮子
[02:24.29]	于：我帮塞子
[02:26.19]	马：我嘴巴子
[02:27.44]	于：我巴嘴子
[02:29.24]	马：我嘴
[02:30.39]	于：我，我咬你！
[02:31.61]	马：哎？
[02:33.84]	于：你嘴你说一个字，我翻过来不还是嘴吗
[02:35.10]	马：哦，对，字儿得多一点儿
[02:38.95]	于：最少得俩字儿
[02:40.10]	马：我觜里长牙
[02:41.13]	于：我牙里长嘴，我妖精我是！你换点儿词儿行不行
[02:48.47]	马：不说这个？
[02:49.93]	于：说点好的
[02:51.03]	马：说点好的，咱俩逛逛花园
[02:53.00]	于：逛花园儿
[02:54.05]	马：报报花名
[02:55.00]	于：那我行
[02:56.09]	马：我怎么说你怎么说
[02:57.13]	于：跟着你学
[02:58.43]	马：我加什么动作你得加什么动作。
[02:59.53]	于：行嘞
[03:00.38]	马：看谁的动作最优美
[03:01.84]	于：一样
[03:02.58]	马：行吗
[03:03.08]	于：行，来
[03:03.53]	马：来瞧我的啊
[03:04.10]	马：我逛花园
[03:07.83]	于：嘿，你瞧这，我花园逛
[03:09.68]	马：哎，行行行
[03:12.15]	于：行吧
[03:12.80]	马：来来啊
[03:13.41]	马：逛花园
[03:15.70]	于：我花园逛
[03:17.75]	马：我是芍药花
[03:22.13]	于：咱得这样啊
[03:23.03]	马：哎
[03:23.84]	于：行嘞，来来来
[03:25.14]	马：哎
[03:25.61]	马：我是芍药花
[03:26.71]	于：我是花芍药
[03:29.91]	马：我是牡丹花
[03:31.15]	于：我是花牡丹
[03:33.87]	马：我是喇叭花
[03:35.61]	于：我是花喇叭
[03:38.71]	马：我是狗尾巴花
[03:40.22]	于：我是花尾巴狗
[03:41.76]	我呀

[00:02.96]	ma ji: xiang sheng yan yuan na, nao zi de cong ming
[00:05.81]	yu shi you: dui, de ji ling
[00:06.61]	ma: ji ling a
[00:07.44]	yu: en
[00:08.30]	ma: ling ji yi dong, ma shang tong guo zui de shuo chu lai
[00:11.04]	yu: dui dui dui dui dui
[00:11.94]	ma: zui pi zi ye yao li suo
[00:13.22]	yu: shi a
[00:13.52]	ma: xiang xiang nin zhe ge
[00:16.00]	yu: wo jiu te bie he shi
[00:16.84]	ma: shen me he shi a, zhe zui chun, gen xie di zi shi de
[00:20.77]	yu: qu ni de, you na me hou zui chun zi ma
[00:23.54]	ma: bu xing a, xiang ni zhe zui shuo xiang sheng bu he shi mei zhe hua
[00:26.74]	hai shi mai bing gun er qu ba
[00:28.04]	yu: shui mai bing gun er a
[00:30.88]	gao su ni
[00:31.50]	ma: a
[00:32.56]	yu: nao dai cong ming
[00:33.95]	ma: shi a
[00:35.34]	yu: ai, zui pi zi li suo
[00:36.74]	ma: ni a
[00:37.35]	yu: shuo shi mo dou xing
[00:38.41]	ma: ni xian beng chui, wo ce yan ce yan ni
[00:40.82]	yu: ni a
[00:41.61]	ma: zan men shuo hui er fan zheng hua er
[00:44.05]	yu: shen me jiao fan zheng hua er?
[00:45.36]	ma: bu dong
[00:46.01]	yu: bu dong
[00:47.03]	ma: bi ru shuo wo shuo yi ju hua, ni ba zhe ju hua gei wo fan ge ge er!
[00:50.29]	yu: fan ge er
[00:50.97]	ma: ju ge li zi shuo, wo shuo zhuo zi
[00:53.95]	yu: en
[00:55.14]	ma: ni jiu de shuo zi zhuo
[00:57.68]	yu: jiu zi zhuo
[00:58.53]	ma: ai
[00:59.35]	yu: zhe you shen me a, lai lai lai
[01:01.07]	ma: xing ma
[01:01.47]	yu: xing, tai xing le
[01:02.76]	ma: zhuo zi
[01:03.37]	yu: zi zhuo, you shen me a zhe
[01:05.51]	ma: shan zi
[01:06.27]	yu: zi zhuo, shui dou hui zhe ge
[01:09.23]	ma: tai bu
[01:09.93]	yu: zi zhuo
[01:11.53]	ma: da gua er
[01:12.14]	yu: zi zuo
[01:13.21]	ma: di tan
[01:13.70]	yu: zi zuo
[01:14.74]	ma: ni zi zuo zi shou ba
[01:15.70]	yu: shui a
[01:16.61]	ma: ni lao zi zuo zi zuo de
[01:18.54]	yu: bu ni gao su wo de ma
[01:19.79]	ma: wo shuo zhuo zi ni shuo zi zhuo, wo yao shuo yi zi ni shuo zi yi
[01:25.15]	yu: o, mei ju hua dou de fan ge er a
[01:28.24]	ma: dang ran shi la
[01:29.20]	yu: ni shuo qing chu ge a, chong lai
[01:30.35]	ma: chong lai a
[01:32.15]	yu:
[01:33.45]	ma: wo de zhuo zi
[01:34.36]	yu: wo de zi zhuo
[01:36.75]	ma: wo de yi zi
[01:37.72]	yu: wo de zi yi
[01:39.99]	ma: wo zhuo wei zi
[01:41.11]	yu: wo wei zhuo zi
[01:43.71]	ma: wo cha hu
[01:44.46]	yu: wo hu cha
[01:46.40]	wo hu cha shen me ya wo a
[01:48.94]	ma: wo zhi ni cha shen me ya
[01:52.16]	ma: wo cha ye
[01:53.17]	yu: wo ye cha
[01:54.16]	ni cai hai guai ne ni
[01:56.28]	shui ye cha ya
[01:58.33]	shen me ci zhe shi
[01:59.93]	ma: zai lai a
[02:00.53]	yu: lai lai
[02:01.03]	ma: wo ban deng
[02:01.52]	yu: wo deng ban
[02:02.17]	ma: wo er ren deng
[02:03.84]	yu: wo deng er ren
[02:05.83]	wo deng na er ren na wo ya
[02:07.74]	ma: ni sui bian deng ba ni qiao
[02:09.60]	yu: wo deng shui shui bu zou wo a
[02:12.49]	ma: wo nao dai
[02:13.40]	yu: wo dai nao, wo dai tou dai nao de
[02:17.28]	ma: wo yan mei
[02:19.46]	yu: wo mei yan! hai!
[02:22.97]	ma: wo sai bang zi
[02:24.29]	yu: wo bang sai zi
[02:26.19]	ma: wo zui ba zi
[02:27.44]	yu: wo ba zui zi
[02:29.24]	ma: wo zui
[02:30.39]	yu: wo, wo yao ni!
[02:31.61]	ma: ai?
[02:33.84]	yu: ni zui ni shuo yi ge zi, wo fan guo lai bu hai shi zui ma
[02:35.10]	ma: o, dui, zi er de duo yi dian er
[02:38.95]	yu: zui shao de lia zi er
[02:40.10]	ma: wo zi li chang ya
[02:41.13]	yu: wo ya li chang zui, wo yao jing wo shi! ni huan dian er ci er xing bu xing
[02:48.47]	ma: bu shuo zhe ge?
[02:49.93]	yu: shuo dian hao de
[02:51.03]	ma: shuo dian hao de, zan lia guang guang hua yuan
[02:53.00]	yu: guang hua yuan er
[02:54.05]	ma: bao bao hua ming
[02:55.00]	yu: na wo xing
[02:56.09]	ma: wo zen me shuo ni zen me shuo
[02:57.13]	yu: gen zhe ni xue
[02:58.43]	ma: wo jia shen me dong zuo ni de jia shen me dong zuo.
[02:59.53]	yu: xing lei
[03:00.38]	ma: kan shui de dong zuo zui you mei
[03:01.84]	yu: yi yang
[03:02.58]	ma: xing ma
[03:03.08]	yu: xing, lai
[03:03.53]	ma: lai qiao wo de a
[03:04.10]	ma: wo guang hua yuan
[03:07.83]	yu: hei, ni qiao zhe, wo hua yuan guang
[03:09.68]	ma: ai, xing xing xing
[03:12.15]	yu: xing ba
[03:12.80]	ma: lai lai a
[03:13.41]	ma: guang hua yuan
[03:15.70]	yu: wo hua yuan guang
[03:17.75]	ma: wo shi shao yao hua
[03:22.13]	yu: zan de zhe yang a
[03:23.03]	ma: ai
[03:23.84]	yu: xing lei, lai lai lai
[03:25.14]	ma: ai
[03:25.61]	ma: wo shi shao yao hua
[03:26.71]	yu: wo shi hua shao yao
[03:29.91]	ma: wo shi mu dan hua
[03:31.15]	yu: wo shi hua mu dan
[03:33.87]	ma: wo shi la ba hua
[03:35.61]	yu: wo shi hua la ba
[03:38.71]	ma: wo shi gou wei ba hua
[03:40.22]	yu: wo shi hua wei ba gou
[03:41.76]	wo ya

[00:02.96]	mǎ jì: xiàng sheng yǎn yuán nǎ, nǎo zi dé cōng míng
[00:05.81]	yú shì yóu: duì, dé jī líng
[00:06.61]	mǎ: jī líng a
[00:07.44]	yú: ēn
[00:08.30]	mǎ: líng jī yī dòng, mǎ shàng tōng guò zuǐ dé shuō chū lái
[00:11.04]	yú: duì duì duì duì duì
[00:11.94]	mǎ: zuǐ pí zi yě yào lì suǒ
[00:13.22]	yú: shì a
[00:13.52]	mǎ: xiàng xiàng nín zhè gè
[00:16.00]	yú: wǒ jiù tè bié hé shì
[00:16.84]	mǎ: shén me hé shì a, zhè zuǐ chún, gēn xié dǐ zi shì de
[00:20.77]	yú: qù nǐ de, yǒu nà me hòu zuǐ chún zi ma
[00:23.54]	mǎ: bù xíng a, xiàng nǐ zhè zuǐ shuō xiàng sheng bù hé shì méi zhè huà
[00:26.74]	hái shì mài bīng gùn ér qù ba
[00:28.04]	yú: shuí mài bīng gùn ér a
[00:30.88]	gào sù nǐ
[00:31.50]	mǎ: a
[00:32.56]	yú: nǎo dài cōng míng
[00:33.95]	mǎ: shì a
[00:35.34]	yú: āi, zuǐ pí zi lì suǒ
[00:36.74]	mǎ: nǐ a
[00:37.35]	yú: shuō shí mǒ dōu xíng
[00:38.41]	mǎ: nǐ xiān béng chuī, wǒ cè yàn cè yàn nǐ
[00:40.82]	yú: nǐ a
[00:41.61]	mǎ: zán men shuō huì ér fǎn zhèng huà ér
[00:44.05]	yú: shén me jiào fǎn zhèng huà ér?
[00:45.36]	mǎ: bù dǒng
[00:46.01]	yú: bù dǒng
[00:47.03]	mǎ: bǐ rú shuō wǒ shuō yī jù huà, nǐ bǎ zhè jù huà gěi wǒ fān gè gè ér!
[00:50.29]	yú: fān gè ér
[00:50.97]	mǎ: jǔ gè lì zi shuō, wǒ shuō zhuō zi
[00:53.95]	yú: ēn
[00:55.14]	mǎ: nǐ jiù dé shuō zi zhuō
[00:57.68]	yú: jiù zi zhuō
[00:58.53]	mǎ: āi
[00:59.35]	yú: zhè yǒu shén me a, lái lái lái
[01:01.07]	mǎ: xíng ma
[01:01.47]	yú: xíng, tài xíng le
[01:02.76]	mǎ: zhuō zi
[01:03.37]	yú: zi zhuō, yǒu shén me a zhè
[01:05.51]	mǎ: shàn zi
[01:06.27]	yú: zi zhuō, shuí dōu huì zhè gè
[01:09.23]	mǎ: tái bù
[01:09.93]	yú: zi zhuō
[01:11.53]	mǎ: dà guà ér
[01:12.14]	yú: zì zuò
[01:13.21]	mǎ: dì tǎn
[01:13.70]	yú: zì zuò
[01:14.74]	mǎ: nǐ zì zuò zì shòu ba
[01:15.70]	yú: shuí a
[01:16.61]	mǎ: nǐ lǎo zì zuò zì zuò de
[01:18.54]	yú: bù nǐ gào sù wǒ de ma
[01:19.79]	mǎ: wǒ shuō zhuō zi nǐ shuō zi zhuō, wǒ yào shuō yǐ zi nǐ shuō zi yǐ
[01:25.15]	yú: ó, měi jù huà dōu dé fān gè ér a
[01:28.24]	mǎ: dāng rán shì la
[01:29.20]	yú: nǐ shuō qīng chǔ gē a, chóng lái
[01:30.35]	mǎ: chóng lái a
[01:32.15]	yú:
[01:33.45]	mǎ: wǒ de zhuō zi
[01:34.36]	yú: wǒ de zǐ zhuō
[01:36.75]	mǎ: wǒ de yǐ zi
[01:37.72]	yú: wǒ de zǐ yǐ
[01:39.99]	mǎ: wǒ zhuō wéi zǐ
[01:41.11]	yú: wǒ wéi zhuō zi
[01:43.71]	mǎ: wǒ chá hú
[01:44.46]	yú: wǒ hú chá
[01:46.40]	wǒ hú chá shén me ya wǒ a
[01:48.94]	mǎ: wǒ zhī nǐ chá shén me ya
[01:52.16]	mǎ: wǒ chá yè
[01:53.17]	yú: wǒ yè chā
[01:54.16]	nǐ cái hǎi guài ne nǐ
[01:56.28]	shuí yè chā ya
[01:58.33]	shén me cí zhè shì
[01:59.93]	mǎ: zài lái a
[02:00.53]	yú: lái lái
[02:01.03]	mǎ: wǒ bǎn dèng
[02:01.52]	yú: wǒ dèng bǎn
[02:02.17]	mǎ: wǒ èr rén dèng
[02:03.84]	yú: wǒ dèng èr rén
[02:05.83]	wǒ dèng nǎ èr rén nǎ wǒ ya
[02:07.74]	mǎ: nǐ suí biàn dèng ba nǐ qiáo
[02:09.60]	yú: wǒ dèng shuí shuí bù zòu wǒ a
[02:12.49]	mǎ: wǒ nǎo dài
[02:13.40]	yú: wǒ dài nǎo, wǒ dāi tóu dāi nǎo de
[02:17.28]	mǎ: wǒ yǎn méi
[02:19.46]	yú: wǒ méi yǎn! hāi!
[02:22.97]	mǎ: wǒ sāi bāng zǐ
[02:24.29]	yú: wǒ bāng sāi zi
[02:26.19]	mǎ: wǒ zuǐ ba zi
[02:27.44]	yú: wǒ bā zuǐ zǐ
[02:29.24]	mǎ: wǒ zuǐ
[02:30.39]	yú: wǒ, wǒ yǎo nǐ!
[02:31.61]	mǎ: āi?
[02:33.84]	yú: nǐ zuǐ nǐ shuō yí gè zì, wǒ fān guò lái bù hái shì zuǐ ma
[02:35.10]	mǎ: ó, duì, zì ér dé duō yì diǎn ér
[02:38.95]	yú: zuì shǎo dé liǎ zì ér
[02:40.10]	mǎ: wǒ zī lǐ cháng yá
[02:41.13]	yú: wǒ yá lǐ cháng zuǐ, wǒ yāo jīng wǒ shì! nǐ huàn diǎn ér cí ér xíng bù xíng
[02:48.47]	mǎ: bù shuō zhè gè?
[02:49.93]	yú: shuō diǎn hǎo de
[02:51.03]	mǎ: shuō diǎn hǎo de, zán liǎ guàng guàng huā yuán
[02:53.00]	yú: guàng huā yuán ér
[02:54.05]	mǎ: bào bào huā míng
[02:55.00]	yú: nà wǒ xíng
[02:56.09]	mǎ: wǒ zěn me shuō nǐ zěn me shuō
[02:57.13]	yú: gēn zhe nǐ xué
[02:58.43]	mǎ: wǒ jiā shén me dòng zuò nǐ dé jiā shén me dòng zuò.
[02:59.53]	yú: xíng lei
[03:00.38]	mǎ: kàn shuí de dòng zuò zuì yōu měi
[03:01.84]	yú: yí yàng
[03:02.58]	mǎ: xíng ma
[03:03.08]	yú: xíng, lái
[03:03.53]	mǎ: lái qiáo wǒ de a
[03:04.10]	mǎ: wǒ guàng huā yuán
[03:07.83]	yú: hēi, nǐ qiáo zhè, wǒ huā yuán guàng
[03:09.68]	mǎ: āi, xíng xíng xíng
[03:12.15]	yú: xíng ba
[03:12.80]	mǎ: lái lái a
[03:13.41]	mǎ: guàng huā yuán
[03:15.70]	yú: wǒ huā yuán guàng
[03:17.75]	mǎ: wǒ shì sháo yào huā
[03:22.13]	yú: zán de zhè yàng a
[03:23.03]	mǎ: āi
[03:23.84]	yú: xíng lei, lái lái lái
[03:25.14]	mǎ: āi
[03:25.61]	mǎ: wǒ shì sháo yào huā
[03:26.71]	yú: wǒ shì huā sháo yào
[03:29.91]	mǎ: wǒ shì mǔ dān huā
[03:31.15]	yú: wǒ shì huā mǔ dān
[03:33.87]	mǎ: wǒ shì lǎ bā huā
[03:35.61]	yú: wǒ shì huā lǎ bā
[03:38.71]	mǎ: wǒ shì gǒu wěi bā huā
[03:40.22]	yú: wǒ shì huā wěi bā gǒu
[03:41.76]	wǒ ya

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