[00:02.910] | -Shut up. -Tell me what? |
[00:05.320] | You won't look at him. |
[00:06.920] | I could use another reason why women won't look at me. |
[00:11.090] | All right. All right. Last night,I had a dream... |
[00:15.830] | ...that you and I were |
[00:18.400] | Doing it on this table. |
[00:22.500] | Excellent dream score. |
[00:28.910] | Why would you dream that? |
[00:32.410] | More importantly... |
[00:34.010] | ...was I any good? |
[00:36.720] | Well,you were pretty damn good. |
[00:39.720] | Interesting. In my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate. |
[00:45.220] | Last night,you seemed to know your way around the table. |
[00:52.300] | I love it when we share. |
[00:58.600] | You okay? |
[00:59:000] | I cant believe you two have sex in the dream! |
[01:03.710] | Sorry,it was a one-time thing. |
[01:05.880] | I was very drunk,and it was someone else's subconscious. |
[01:10.820] | The One With The lck Factor |
[01:59.330] | Hello,Rachel. |
[02:01.200] | Get off. |
[02:05.270] | Ooh,give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? |
[02:15.780] | Why would you want to? |
[02:18.650] | For short-term work. Till I get back my massage clients. |
[02:22.820] | Pirates again? |
[02:25.060] | No. Nothing like that. |
[02:27.730] | I'm just such a dummy. |
[02:30.130] | I taught a "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are. |
[02:36.100] | Hey,Chan,she could work for you. |
[02:39.100] | Thanks,Joey. That's a good idea. |
[02:41.910] | I could. I could do it. What is it? |
[02:45.010] | My secretary's gonna be out. She's having one of her boobs reduced. |
[02:50.480] | It's a whole big boob story. |
[02:53.320] | -I could be a secretary. -I don't know if it'd be your thing... - |
[02:58.000] | ... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day. - |
[03:03.290] | I could do that. |
[03:06.560] | -What's that? -My new beeper. |
[03:08.930] | Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? |
[03:11.640] | Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They're still extinct. |
[03:17.240] | It's for when Carol goes into labor. |
[03:25.420] | A cool number and a possible name for the kid. |
[03:29.090] | -See you later. -Off to see young Ethan? - |
[03:32.220] | Thank you. |
[03:34.490] | How young is young Ethan? Young? |
[03:38.100] | He's our age. |
[03:40.570] | When we were.... |
[03:45.900] | -He's a senior in college. -College? - |
[03:49.670] | Rob that cradle. |
[03:52.580] | He's smart and mature and grown-up. |
[03:56.410] | Mature and grown-up,he's a big boy. |
[04:01.690] | This man-child has no problem with how old you are? |
[04:04.860] | No,of course not. It's not even an issue... |
[04:08.260] | ... because I said I was 22. |
[04:10.130] | -You what? -What? |
[04:11.630] | -Oh,I can't pass for 22? -Well,maybe 25,26. |
[04:15.430] | -I am 26. -There you go. |
[04:30.920] | Can you hear that? |
[04:36.550] | That'll stop when you pick up the phone. |
[04:41.460] | -Oh,I'm on. -Okay. |
[04:45.500] | Mr. Bing's office. |
[04:49.800] | -Sorry,he's in a meeting. -I'm not in a meeting. - |
[04:54.070] | Will he know what this is in reference to? |
[04:58.810] | I'll see that he gets the message. Bye-bye. |
[05:05.080] | Ross says hi. |
[05:07.620] | This is so fun. What do we do now? |
[05:10.460] | Well,now I actually have to get to work. |
[05:13.520] | "Most likely." |
[05:19.200] | Okay,I'm gonna be out there. |
[05:21.630] | All right. Bye-bye. |
[05:23.770] | Bye-bye. |
[05:30.880] | -Yes? -What you doing? |
[05:40.550] | BeIt's too tight. Gotta change. |
[05:43.090] | Did I turn the fish? Nope,because I made lasagna. |
[05:47.790] | -Am I out of control? -Just a touch. - |
[05:51.660] | I don't understand. You've been dating this guy since... |
[05:55.630] | ... his midterms. … |
[05:58.240] | Why,all of a sudden, are you so...? |
[06:04.810] | -What? -Could tonight be the night? |
[06:11.020] | I don't know. He's a great guy... |
[06:14.190] | ...and I love being with him. But,you know... |
[06:17.860] | ...things happen when they happen. You don't plan these things. |
[06:23.130] | -So,did you shave your legs? -Yeah. - |
[06:29.930] | Would you let it go? It was just a dream. |
[06:33.140] | It doesn't mean |
[06:36.710] | This is it. It's baby time! |
[06:39.240] | All right,relax. Just relax. Be cool. |
[06:47.590] | No,Andre is not here. Third time today. |
[06:52.560] | Yes,I am sure. |
[06:55.330] | I do not perform those kind of services. |
[06:58.930] | Services? |
[07:00.670] | Oh,services. |
[07:02.570] | Yeah,you want 55-JUMBO. |
[07:09.640] | That's right. |
[07:11.310] | That's right. JUMBO with a "U," sir. |
[07:14.580] | You don't want me. |
[07:16.350] | Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. |
[07:20.790] | Alrighty,bye-bye. |
[07:26.690] | How was the first day? |
[07:28.760] | Excellent. Everyone was so,so nice. |
[07:32.300] | It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. |
[07:36.330] | Me. |
[07:39.270] | -I didn't tell anyone I knew you. -Why? - |
[07:44.710] | They don't like you. |
[07:50.010] | -What? -I thought you knew. - |
[07:55.150] | -Who doesn't like me? -Everyone. - |
[07:58.460] | Except for.... |
[08:00.360] | No. Everyone. |
[08:04.700] | -What are you talking about? -Don't feel bad. - |
[08:10.400] | But you got promoted,and now you're Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. |
[08:15.410] | Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. |
[08:19.640] | -I can't believe it. -Yeah. They even do you. - |
[08:24.650] | They "do" me? |
[08:26.850] | You know,like,okay: |
[08:29.320] | "Could that report be any later?" |
[08:37.360] | -I don't sound like that. -Yeah,you do. - |
[08:45.300] | ...of music." |
[08:52.640] | "My scone. My scone." |
[08:57.780] | I don't sound like that. That is so not true. |
[09:03.320] | That is so not That is so not |
[09:05.560] | That Oh,shut up. |
[09:11.330] | -Did not. -Up until I was 9... - |
[09:14.230] | ... I thought "gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened. |
[09:17.900] | -How's that possible? -It's always on the news. - |
[09:21.140] | "A man is being held up at Gunpoint." |
[09:23.940] | "Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint." |
[09:26.740] | And I kept thinking, "Why do people continue to go there?" |
[09:35.590] | I should go. |
[09:46.600] | -Unless -What? |
[09:49.800] | Unless you wanna stay over. |
[09:52.170] | I mean,I'm going to. So.... |
[09:56.640] | Yeah,I'd really like that. |
[10:06.050] | Before we get into any staying-over stuff... |
[10:10.560] | ...there's something you should know. |
[10:13.220] | Is this,like, "I have an early class tomorrow"... |
[10:16.730] | ...or "I'm secretly married to a goat"? |
[10:19.900] | Well,it's somewhere in between. |
[10:23.700] | You see,in a strictly technical sense,of course,I'm not.... |
[10:28.140] | Well,I mean,I haven't ever.... |
[10:31.210] | Ethan? |
[10:33.180] | Are you a virgin? |
[10:34.880] | If that's what you kids are calling it these days,then... |
[10:39.250] | ...yes,I am. |
[10:43.420] | I mean,you're just such a good kisser I would never have known. |
[10:48.330] | Well,I've excelled at every level I've been to,I just.... |
[10:55.200] | I just haven't been to that particular one yet. |
[10:59.340] | I've kind of been waiting for the right person. |
[11:04.110] | -Really? -Yeah. |
[11:07.750] | You do know I was talking about you,right? |
[11:19.190] | Wow. |
[11:21.760] | You keep saying that. |
[11:23.860] | You know,you read about it. You see it in the movies. |
[11:27.530] | Even when you practice it at home, man,oh,man... |
[11:31.540] | ...it is nothing like that. |
[11:36.810] | Listen,listen. |
[11:40.610] | You told me something that was really difficult for you. |
[11:45.080] | And I figure if you can be honest,then I can too. |
[11:55.000] | Nothing wrong about that. |
[12:00.630] | Here goes. |
[12:03.470] | I'm not 22. |
[12:09.610] | ...and 1 3 months. |
[12:17.750] | What does it matter how old we are? Basically,I'm nuts about you. |
[12:22.890] | I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn't mention the Tic Tac. |
[12:28.030] | I just thought you were naturally minty. |
[12:34.630] | Listen... |
[12:36.600] | ...as long as we're telling stuff... |
[12:40.770] | ... I have another one for you. |
[12:43.610] | I'm a little younger than I said. |
[12:48.110] | -You're not a senior? -Oh,I'm a senior... - |
[12:55.720] | ...in high school. |
[13:08.500] | What we did was wrong. |
[13:10.570] | I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial. |
[13:18.310] | I just had sex. |
[13:22.680] | Ethan,focus. How could you not tell me? |
[13:26.220] | -You never said your age. -It's different. - |
[13:29.050] | My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. |
[13:33.890] | -What were you thinking? -I was too busy falling - |
[13:37.230] | -Don't say it. -ln love with you. |
[13:45.070] | Well,fall out of it. |
[13:46.800] | You shouldn't be here. It's a school night. |
[13:52.240] | Oh,God. |
[13:54.310] | I'm like those women that you see... |
[13:56.810] | ...with shiny guys named Chad. |
[14:02.420] | I'm Joan Collins. |
[14:07.590] | Who? |
[14:17.170] | Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. |
[14:23.510] | Yes,sir,the kimonos are extra. |
[14:28.110] | Alrighty. Bye-bye. |
[14:32.450] | It's just easier that way. |
[14:36.250] | -You told me about the last dream. -No. Forget it. - |
[14:40.620] | Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? |
[14:46.760] | All right. Fine. |
[14:53.640] | Joey was there too. |
[14:57.270] | All right. |
[15:05.250] | ...anybody else there? |
[15:09.220] | You sure? Nobody... |
[15:11.420] | ... handing out mints or anything? … |
[15:16.060] | No,it was just the three of us. |
[15:20.730] | So was it you and Chandler... |
[15:22.730] | ...then you and me, or you,me and Chandler? |
[15:27.500] | -You know what? -What? |
[15:30.470] | There were times... |
[15:32.580] | ...when it wasn't even me. … |
[15:44.420] | That is so sweet,you guys. |
[15:53.530] | Mon,Ethan called again. |
[16:02.640] | -What? -Ethan called again. - |
[16:06.440] | -You're not seeing him anymore? -No. - |
[16:09.780] | Sometimes,things don't work out. |
[16:12.380] | This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym? |
[16:20.620] | I did not say anything. I swear. |
[16:23.930] | -He stopped by. -Next time you talk to him... - |
[16:33.140] | Oh,my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? |
[16:37.140] | Sorry. |
[16:39.010] | "It's morphin'time." |
[16:40.640] | -Stegosaurus. -Tyrannosaurus. |
[16:47.890] | I gotta go. |
[16:49.590] | Head rush. |
[16:53.090] | One more,and then I have to go. |
[16:56.030] | Cool. |
[17:00.900] | Where you going? |
[17:02.770] | A birthday party with some work people. |
[17:05.600] | Work people? Nobody told me. |
[17:09.540] | I know. That's part of the whole... |
[17:12.040] | ...them-not-liking-you extravaganza. … |
[17:16.650] | A month ago, these people were my friends. |
[17:19.920] | I'm in charge, but I'm not a different person. |
[17:23.250] | Then come,hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are. |
[17:28.290] | -You think I should? -I really do. - |
[17:32.560] | But could we not go together? |
[17:35.900] | I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss. |
[17:43.410] | -Hey,you okay? -Yeah. |
[17:46.240] | -This can't be easy for him either. -I know. - |
[17:51.080] | This may take some time for him to get over it... |
[17:55.420] | ... but,then at four, Muppet Babies is on. |
[18:06.000] | Go deep. Deep. Deep. |
[18:10.770] | Sorry,Shelly. |
[18:14.870] | See,with the fun? |
[18:18.310] | Last night was great. |
[18:20.040] | The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory." |
[18:27.480] | -What? -Now you're Mr. Caring Boss. - |
[18:30.450] | Mr. I'm-one-of-you Boss. “ |
[18:32.190] | Mr. I-wanna-be-your-buddy Boss Man Bing. “ |
[18:36.290] | Then I don't get it. |
[18:38.800] | You know what? I think you just gotta face it. |
[18:42.770] | You're the guy in the big office. |
[18:45.440] | You're the one that hires and fires them. |
[18:48.540] | -They say you're a great boss. -They do? - |
[18:52.440] | But they're not your friends anymore. |
[18:55.150] | -I just want -But you can't. - |
[18:58.120] | But I just want |
[19:10.060] | Are you gonna? |
[19:11.330] | Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 9-1 -1... |
[19:15.300] | ...she's having a baby. Otherwise,I just ignore it. |
[19:18.900] | What about Andre? |
[19:20.370] | He got a call from our cousin,Nathan. |
[19:23.640] | Frankly,it was a little more than I needed to know. |
[19:35.150] | That was gonna be my opener. |
[19:38.020] | Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom? |
[19:42.090] | -I thought that was just a rumor. -True story. - |
[19:49.030] | Look,I gotta tell you something. |
[19:51.500] | I'm not 1 7. I said that so you'd think I was vulnerable. |
[19:55.540] | I'm actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I'm your congressman. |
[20:01.310] | This is ridiculous. We're great together. |
[20:04.210] | We can talk,make each other laugh,and the sex.... |
[20:08.350] | I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. |
[20:12.460] | -lt was. -Then what's the problem? - |
[20:21.060] | It's icky. |
[20:23.330] | "lcky"? “lcky”? |
[20:24.870] | You're actually gonna throw this away because it's "icky"? |
[20:29.640] | This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different. |
[20:36.780] | ...or we lived in biblical times... |
[20:40.450] | -... I could really -No,don't say it. - |
[20:43.220] | Love you. |
[20:48.860] | -Are your hands still wet? -Moist. - |
[20:51.460] | Let's dry them again. |
[20:59.240] | Or,like,"Could these margaritas be any stronger?" |
[21:04.880] | Hey,Chandler. |
[21:06.310] | Hello,Mr. Bing. |
[21:07.880] | Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. |
[21:12.080] | Thanks. About the weekly numbers,I'm gonna need them on my desk by 9:00. |
[21:17.420] | -Sure. -No problem. |
[21:22.360] | You have to give them something. |
[21:24.660] | That was Gerston,Santos,and who's the other guy? |
[21:28.130] | -Petrie. -Petrie. Right,okay. |
[21:30.270] | Well,some people are gonna be working... |
[21:33.100] | ...this weekend. … |
[22:04.640] | Oh,that's nice. |
[22:12.040] | Ross. |
[22:23.650] | I'm here. |
[22:27.220] | You are? |
[22:34.030] | We were just.... |
[22:37.670] | What? |
[22:41.910] | -Great. Now I'm having a baby. -What? - |
[22:46.580] | I'm having a baby. I'm having a |
[22:50.010] | -The phone,the phone. -I don't have the phone. |
[22:57.120] | I'm hurt. |
[23:02.890] | Let's go. Come on,people. Woman in labor. |
[23:06.230] | -Look what I got going. -Save it for the cab. - |
[23:10.400] | We're going to a hospital. |
[23:12.940] | I can't look nice? There are doctors there. |
[23:16.370] | -Joey,get out of the fridge. -All right. - |
[23:20.280] | -What is that? -For the ride. - |
[23:22.450] | -Like in a cab -Save it. - |
[23:24.350] | -Hating this. -Monica,come on. Let's go. - |
[23:27.650] | Baby coming. |
[23:28.850] | I can't believe I'm gonna be an aunt. |
[23:31.620] | -I'll have a nephew. -That's nice. Get out. - |
[23:38.560] | All right,I'm going. I'm going. |
[23:48.040] | Here we go. Come on. |
[00:02.910] | Shut up. Tell me what? |
[00:05.320] | You won' t look at him. |
[00:06.920] | I could use another reason why women won' t look at me. |
[00:11.090] | All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream... |
[00:15.830] | ... that you and I were |
[00:18.400] | Doing it on this table. |
[00:22.500] | Excellent dream score. |
[00:28.910] | Why would you dream that? |
[00:32.410] | More importantly... |
[00:34.010] | ... was I any good? |
[00:36.720] | Well, you were pretty damn good. |
[00:39.720] | Interesting. In my dreams, I' m surprisingly inadequate. |
[00:45.220] | Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. |
[00:52.300] | I love it when we share. |
[00:58.600] | You okay? |
[00:59:000] | I cant believe you two have sex in the dream! |
[01:03.710] | Sorry, it was a onetime thing. |
[01:05.880] | I was very drunk, and it was someone else' s subconscious. |
[01:10.820] | The One With The lck Factor |
[01:59.330] | Hello, Rachel. |
[02:01.200] | Get off. |
[02:05.270] | Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? |
[02:15.780] | Why would you want to? |
[02:18.650] | For shortterm work. Till I get back my massage clients. |
[02:22.820] | Pirates again? |
[02:25.060] | No. Nothing like that. |
[02:27.730] | I' m just such a dummy. |
[02:30.130] | I taught a " Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are. |
[02:36.100] | Hey, Chan, she could work for you. |
[02:39.100] | Thanks, Joey. That' s a good idea. |
[02:41.910] | I could. I could do it. What is it? |
[02:45.010] | My secretary' s gonna be out. She' s having one of her boobs reduced. |
[02:50.480] | It' s a whole big boob story. |
[02:53.320] | I could be a secretary. I don' t know if it' d be your thing... |
[02:58.000] | ... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day. |
[03:03.290] | I could do that. |
[03:06.560] | What' s that? My new beeper. |
[03:08.930] | Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? |
[03:11.640] | Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They' re still extinct. |
[03:17.240] | It' s for when Carol goes into labor. |
[03:25.420] | A cool number and a possible name for the kid. |
[03:29.090] | See you later. Off to see young Ethan? |
[03:32.220] | Thank you. |
[03:34.490] | How young is young Ethan? Young? |
[03:38.100] | He' s our age. |
[03:40.570] | When we were.... |
[03:45.900] | He' s a senior in college. College? |
[03:49.670] | Rob that cradle. |
[03:52.580] | He' s smart and mature and grownup. |
[03:56.410] | Mature and grownup, he' s a big boy. |
[04:01.690] | This manchild has no problem with how old you are? |
[04:04.860] | No, of course not. It' s not even an issue... |
[04:08.260] | ... because I said I was 22. |
[04:10.130] | You what? What? |
[04:11.630] | Oh, I can' t pass for 22? Well, maybe 25, 26. |
[04:15.430] | I am 26. There you go. |
[04:30.920] | Can you hear that? |
[04:36.550] | That' ll stop when you pick up the phone. |
[04:41.460] | Oh, I' m on. Okay. |
[04:45.500] | Mr. Bing' s office. |
[04:49.800] | Sorry, he' s in a meeting. I' m not in a meeting. |
[04:54.070] | Will he know what this is in reference to? |
[04:58.810] | I' ll see that he gets the message. Byebye. |
[05:05.080] | Ross says hi. |
[05:07.620] | This is so fun. What do we do now? |
[05:10.460] | Well, now I actually have to get to work. |
[05:13.520] | " Most likely." |
[05:19.200] | Okay, I' m gonna be out there. |
[05:21.630] | All right. Byebye. |
[05:23.770] | Byebye. |
[05:30.880] | Yes? What you doing? |
[05:40.550] | BeIt' s too tight. Gotta change. |
[05:43.090] | Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna. |
[05:47.790] | Am I out of control? Just a touch. |
[05:51.660] | I don' t understand. You' ve been dating this guy since... |
[05:55.630] | ... his midterms. |
[05:58.240] | Why, all of a sudden, are you so...? |
[06:04.810] | What? Could tonight be the night? |
[06:11.020] | I don' t know. He' s a great guy... |
[06:14.190] | ... and I love being with him. But, you know... |
[06:17.860] | ... things happen when they happen. You don' t plan these things. |
[06:23.130] | So, did you shave your legs? Yeah. |
[06:29.930] | Would you let it go? It was just a dream. |
[06:33.140] | It doesn' t mean |
[06:36.710] | This is it. It' s baby time! |
[06:39.240] | All right, relax. Just relax. Be cool. |
[06:47.590] | No, Andre is not here. Third time today. |
[06:52.560] | Yes, I am sure. |
[06:55.330] | I do not perform those kind of services. |
[06:58.930] | Services? |
[07:00.670] | Oh, services. |
[07:02.570] | Yeah, you want 55JUMBO. |
[07:09.640] | That' s right. |
[07:11.310] | That' s right. JUMBO with a " U," sir. |
[07:14.580] | You don' t want me. |
[07:16.350] | Judging by his number, I' d be a huge disappointment. |
[07:20.790] | Alrighty, byebye. |
[07:26.690] | How was the first day? |
[07:28.760] | Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. |
[07:32.300] | It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. |
[07:36.330] | Me. |
[07:39.270] | I didn' t tell anyone I knew you. Why? |
[07:44.710] | They don' t like you. |
[07:50.010] | What? I thought you knew. |
[07:55.150] | Who doesn' t like me? Everyone. |
[07:58.460] | Except for.... |
[08:00.360] | No. Everyone. |
[08:04.700] | What are you talking about? Don' t feel bad. |
[08:10.400] | But you got promoted, and now you' re Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. |
[08:15.410] | Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. |
[08:19.640] | I can' t believe it. Yeah. They even do you. |
[08:24.650] | They " do" me? |
[08:26.850] | You know, like, okay: |
[08:29.320] | " Could that report be any later?" |
[08:37.360] | I don' t sound like that. Yeah, you do. |
[08:45.300] | ... of music." |
[08:52.640] | " My scone. My scone." |
[08:57.780] | I don' t sound like that. That is so not true. |
[09:03.320] | That is so not That is so not |
[09:05.560] | That Oh, shut up. |
[09:11.330] | Did not. Up until I was 9... |
[09:14.230] | ... I thought " gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened. |
[09:17.900] | How' s that possible? It' s always on the news. |
[09:21.140] | " A man is being held up at Gunpoint." |
[09:23.940] | " Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint." |
[09:26.740] | And I kept thinking, " Why do people continue to go there?" |
[09:35.590] | I should go. |
[09:46.600] | Unless What? |
[09:49.800] | Unless you wanna stay over. |
[09:52.170] | I mean, I' m going to. So.... |
[09:56.640] | Yeah, I' d really like that. |
[10:06.050] | Before we get into any stayingover stuff... |
[10:10.560] | ... there' s something you should know. |
[10:13.220] | Is this, like, " I have an early class tomorrow"... |
[10:16.730] | ... or " I' m secretly married to a goat"? |
[10:19.900] | Well, it' s somewhere in between. |
[10:23.700] | You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I' m not.... |
[10:28.140] | Well, I mean, I haven' t ever.... |
[10:31.210] | Ethan? |
[10:33.180] | Are you a virgin? |
[10:34.880] | If that' s what you kids are calling it these days, then... |
[10:39.250] | ... yes, I am. |
[10:43.420] | I mean, you' re just such a good kisser I would never have known. |
[10:48.330] | Well, I' ve excelled at every level I' ve been to, I just.... |
[10:55.200] | I just haven' t been to that particular one yet. |
[10:59.340] | I' ve kind of been waiting for the right person. |
[11:04.110] | Really? Yeah. |
[11:07.750] | You do know I was talking about you, right? |
[11:19.190] | Wow. |
[11:21.760] | You keep saying that. |
[11:23.860] | You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. |
[11:27.530] | Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... |
[11:31.540] | ... it is nothing like that. |
[11:36.810] | Listen, listen. |
[11:40.610] | You told me something that was really difficult for you. |
[11:45.080] | And I figure if you can be honest, then I can too. |
[11:55.000] | Nothing wrong about that. |
[12:00.630] | Here goes. |
[12:03.470] | I' m not 22. |
[12:09.610] | ... and 1 3 months. |
[12:17.750] | What does it matter how old we are? Basically, I' m nuts about you. |
[12:22.890] | I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn' t mention the Tic Tac. |
[12:28.030] | I just thought you were naturally minty. |
[12:34.630] | Listen... |
[12:36.600] | ... as long as we' re telling stuff... |
[12:40.770] | ... I have another one for you. |
[12:43.610] | I' m a little younger than I said. |
[12:48.110] | You' re not a senior? Oh, I' m a senior... |
[12:55.720] | ... in high school. |
[13:08.500] | What we did was wrong. |
[13:10.570] | I just had sex with someone who wasn' t alive during the bicentennial. |
[13:18.310] | I just had sex. |
[13:22.680] | Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? |
[13:26.220] | You never said your age. It' s different. |
[13:29.050] | My lie didn' t make one of us a felon in 48 states. |
[13:33.890] | What were you thinking? I was too busy falling |
[13:37.230] | Don' t say it. ln love with you. |
[13:45.070] | Well, fall out of it. |
[13:46.800] | You shouldn' t be here. It' s a school night. |
[13:52.240] | Oh, God. |
[13:54.310] | I' m like those women that you see... |
[13:56.810] | ... with shiny guys named Chad. |
[14:02.420] | I' m Joan Collins. |
[14:07.590] | Who? |
[14:17.170] | Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. |
[14:23.510] | Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. |
[14:28.110] | Alrighty. Byebye. |
[14:32.450] | It' s just easier that way. |
[14:36.250] | You told me about the last dream. No. Forget it. |
[14:40.620] | Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? |
[14:46.760] | All right. Fine. |
[14:53.640] | Joey was there too. |
[14:57.270] | All right. |
[15:05.250] | ... anybody else there? |
[15:09.220] | You sure? Nobody... |
[15:11.420] | ... handing out mints or anything? |
[15:16.060] | No, it was just the three of us. |
[15:20.730] | So was it you and Chandler... |
[15:22.730] | ... then you and me, or you, me and Chandler? |
[15:27.500] | You know what? What? |
[15:30.470] | There were times... |
[15:32.580] | ... when it wasn' t even me. |
[15:44.420] | That is so sweet, you guys. |
[15:53.530] | Mon, Ethan called again. |
[16:02.640] | What? Ethan called again. |
[16:06.440] | You' re not seeing him anymore? No. |
[16:09.780] | Sometimes, things don' t work out. |
[16:12.380] | This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym? |
[16:20.620] | I did not say anything. I swear. |
[16:23.930] | He stopped by. Next time you talk to him... |
[16:33.140] | Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? |
[16:37.140] | Sorry. |
[16:39.010] | " It' s morphin' time." |
[16:40.640] | Stegosaurus. Tyrannosaurus. |
[16:47.890] | I gotta go. |
[16:49.590] | Head rush. |
[16:53.090] | One more, and then I have to go. |
[16:56.030] | Cool. |
[17:00.900] | Where you going? |
[17:02.770] | A birthday party with some work people. |
[17:05.600] | Work people? Nobody told me. |
[17:09.540] | I know. That' s part of the whole... |
[17:12.040] | ... themnotlikingyou extravaganza. |
[17:16.650] | A month ago, these people were my friends. |
[17:19.920] | I' m in charge, but I' m not a different person. |
[17:23.250] | Then come, hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are. |
[17:28.290] | You think I should? I really do. |
[17:32.560] | But could we not go together? |
[17:35.900] | I don' t wanna be the geek who invited the boss. |
[17:43.410] | Hey, you okay? Yeah. |
[17:46.240] | This can' t be easy for him either. I know. |
[17:51.080] | This may take some time for him to get over it... |
[17:55.420] | ... but, then at four, Muppet Babies is on. |
[18:06.000] | Go deep. Deep. Deep. |
[18:10.770] | Sorry, Shelly. |
[18:14.870] | See, with the fun? |
[18:18.310] | Last night was great. |
[18:20.040] | The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing " Ebony and lvory." |
[18:27.480] | What? Now you' re Mr. Caring Boss. |
[18:30.450] | Mr. I' moneofyou Boss. " |
[18:32.190] | Mr. Iwannabeyourbuddy Boss Man Bing. " |
[18:36.290] | Then I don' t get it. |
[18:38.800] | You know what? I think you just gotta face it. |
[18:42.770] | You' re the guy in the big office. |
[18:45.440] | You' re the one that hires and fires them. |
[18:48.540] | They say you' re a great boss. They do? |
[18:52.440] | But they' re not your friends anymore. |
[18:55.150] | I just want But you can' t. |
[18:58.120] | But I just want |
[19:10.060] | Are you gonna? |
[19:11.330] | Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 91 1... |
[19:15.300] | ... she' s having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it. |
[19:18.900] | What about Andre? |
[19:20.370] | He got a call from our cousin, Nathan. |
[19:23.640] | Frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know. |
[19:35.150] | That was gonna be my opener. |
[19:38.020] | Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom? |
[19:42.090] | I thought that was just a rumor. True story. |
[19:49.030] | Look, I gotta tell you something. |
[19:51.500] | I' m not 1 7. I said that so you' d think I was vulnerable. |
[19:55.540] | I' m actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I' m your congressman. |
[20:01.310] | This is ridiculous. We' re great together. |
[20:04.210] | We can talk, make each other laugh, and the sex.... |
[20:08.350] | I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. |
[20:12.460] | lt was. Then what' s the problem? |
[20:21.060] | It' s icky. |
[20:23.330] | " lcky"? " lcky"? |
[20:24.870] | You' re actually gonna throw this away because it' s " icky"? |
[20:29.640] | This isn' t easy for me either. I wish things were different. |
[20:36.780] | ... or we lived in biblical times... |
[20:40.450] | ... I could really No, don' t say it. |
[20:43.220] | Love you. |
[20:48.860] | Are your hands still wet? Moist. |
[20:51.460] | Let' s dry them again. |
[20:59.240] | Or, like," Could these margaritas be any stronger?" |
[21:04.880] | Hey, Chandler. |
[21:06.310] | Hello, Mr. Bing. |
[21:07.880] | Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. |
[21:12.080] | Thanks. About the weekly numbers, I' m gonna need them on my desk by 9: 00. |
[21:17.420] | Sure. No problem. |
[21:22.360] | You have to give them something. |
[21:24.660] | That was Gerston, Santos, and who' s the other guy? |
[21:28.130] | Petrie. Petrie. Right, okay. |
[21:30.270] | Well, some people are gonna be working... |
[21:33.100] | ... this weekend. |
[22:04.640] | Oh, that' s nice. |
[22:12.040] | Ross. |
[22:23.650] | I' m here. |
[22:27.220] | You are? |
[22:34.030] | We were just.... |
[22:37.670] | What? |
[22:41.910] | Great. Now I' m having a baby. What? |
[22:46.580] | I' m having a baby. I' m having a |
[22:50.010] | The phone, the phone. I don' t have the phone. |
[22:57.120] | I' m hurt. |
[23:02.890] | Let' s go. Come on, people. Woman in labor. |
[23:06.230] | Look what I got going. Save it for the cab. |
[23:10.400] | We' re going to a hospital. |
[23:12.940] | I can' t look nice? There are doctors there. |
[23:16.370] | Joey, get out of the fridge. All right. |
[23:20.280] | What is that? For the ride. |
[23:22.450] | Like in a cab Save it. |
[23:24.350] | Hating this. Monica, come on. Let' s go. |
[23:27.650] | Baby coming. |
[23:28.850] | I can' t believe I' m gonna be an aunt. |
[23:31.620] | I' ll have a nephew. That' s nice. Get out. |
[23:38.560] | All right, I' m going. I' m going. |
[23:48.040] | Here we go. Come on. |
[00:02.910] | Shut up. Tell me what? |
[00:05.320] | You won' t look at him. |
[00:06.920] | I could use another reason why women won' t look at me. |
[00:11.090] | All right. All right. Last night, I had a dream... |
[00:15.830] | ... that you and I were |
[00:18.400] | Doing it on this table. |
[00:22.500] | Excellent dream score. |
[00:28.910] | Why would you dream that? |
[00:32.410] | More importantly... |
[00:34.010] | ... was I any good? |
[00:36.720] | Well, you were pretty damn good. |
[00:39.720] | Interesting. In my dreams, I' m surprisingly inadequate. |
[00:45.220] | Last night, you seemed to know your way around the table. |
[00:52.300] | I love it when we share. |
[00:58.600] | You okay? |
[00:59:000] | I cant believe you two have sex in the dream! |
[01:03.710] | Sorry, it was a onetime thing. |
[01:05.880] | I was very drunk, and it was someone else' s subconscious. |
[01:10.820] | The One With The lck Factor |
[01:59.330] | Hello, Rachel. |
[02:01.200] | Get off. |
[02:05.270] | Ooh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press? |
[02:15.780] | Why would you want to? |
[02:18.650] | For shortterm work. Till I get back my massage clients. |
[02:22.820] | Pirates again? |
[02:25.060] | No. Nothing like that. |
[02:27.730] | I' m just such a dummy. |
[02:30.130] | I taught a " Massage Yourself at Home" workshop. And they are. |
[02:36.100] | Hey, Chan, she could work for you. |
[02:39.100] | Thanks, Joey. That' s a good idea. |
[02:41.910] | I could. I could do it. What is it? |
[02:45.010] | My secretary' s gonna be out. She' s having one of her boobs reduced. |
[02:50.480] | It' s a whole big boob story. |
[02:53.320] | I could be a secretary. I don' t know if it' d be your thing... |
[02:58.000] | ... because it involves being normal for a large portion of the day. |
[03:03.290] | I could do that. |
[03:06.560] | What' s that? My new beeper. |
[03:08.930] | Why does a paleontologist need a beeper? |
[03:11.640] | Is it for dinosaur emergencies? Help. They' re still extinct. |
[03:17.240] | It' s for when Carol goes into labor. |
[03:25.420] | A cool number and a possible name for the kid. |
[03:29.090] | See you later. Off to see young Ethan? |
[03:32.220] | Thank you. |
[03:34.490] | How young is young Ethan? Young? |
[03:38.100] | He' s our age. |
[03:40.570] | When we were.... |
[03:45.900] | He' s a senior in college. College? |
[03:49.670] | Rob that cradle. |
[03:52.580] | He' s smart and mature and grownup. |
[03:56.410] | Mature and grownup, he' s a big boy. |
[04:01.690] | This manchild has no problem with how old you are? |
[04:04.860] | No, of course not. It' s not even an issue... |
[04:08.260] | ... because I said I was 22. |
[04:10.130] | You what? What? |
[04:11.630] | Oh, I can' t pass for 22? Well, maybe 25, 26. |
[04:15.430] | I am 26. There you go. |
[04:30.920] | Can you hear that? |
[04:36.550] | That' ll stop when you pick up the phone. |
[04:41.460] | Oh, I' m on. Okay. |
[04:45.500] | Mr. Bing' s office. |
[04:49.800] | Sorry, he' s in a meeting. I' m not in a meeting. |
[04:54.070] | Will he know what this is in reference to? |
[04:58.810] | I' ll see that he gets the message. Byebye. |
[05:05.080] | Ross says hi. |
[05:07.620] | This is so fun. What do we do now? |
[05:10.460] | Well, now I actually have to get to work. |
[05:13.520] | " Most likely." |
[05:19.200] | Okay, I' m gonna be out there. |
[05:21.630] | All right. Byebye. |
[05:23.770] | Byebye. |
[05:30.880] | Yes? What you doing? |
[05:40.550] | BeIt' s too tight. Gotta change. |
[05:43.090] | Did I turn the fish? Nope, because I made lasagna. |
[05:47.790] | Am I out of control? Just a touch. |
[05:51.660] | I don' t understand. You' ve been dating this guy since... |
[05:55.630] | ... his midterms. |
[05:58.240] | Why, all of a sudden, are you so...? |
[06:04.810] | What? Could tonight be the night? |
[06:11.020] | I don' t know. He' s a great guy... |
[06:14.190] | ... and I love being with him. But, you know... |
[06:17.860] | ... things happen when they happen. You don' t plan these things. |
[06:23.130] | So, did you shave your legs? Yeah. |
[06:29.930] | Would you let it go? It was just a dream. |
[06:33.140] | It doesn' t mean |
[06:36.710] | This is it. It' s baby time! |
[06:39.240] | All right, relax. Just relax. Be cool. |
[06:47.590] | No, Andre is not here. Third time today. |
[06:52.560] | Yes, I am sure. |
[06:55.330] | I do not perform those kind of services. |
[06:58.930] | Services? |
[07:00.670] | Oh, services. |
[07:02.570] | Yeah, you want 55JUMBO. |
[07:09.640] | That' s right. |
[07:11.310] | That' s right. JUMBO with a " U," sir. |
[07:14.580] | You don' t want me. |
[07:16.350] | Judging by his number, I' d be a huge disappointment. |
[07:20.790] | Alrighty, byebye. |
[07:26.690] | How was the first day? |
[07:28.760] | Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice. |
[07:32.300] | It pays to know the man who wears my shoes. |
[07:36.330] | Me. |
[07:39.270] | I didn' t tell anyone I knew you. Why? |
[07:44.710] | They don' t like you. |
[07:50.010] | What? I thought you knew. |
[07:55.150] | Who doesn' t like me? Everyone. |
[07:58.460] | Except for.... |
[08:00.360] | No. Everyone. |
[08:04.700] | What are you talking about? Don' t feel bad. |
[08:10.400] | But you got promoted, and now you' re Mr. Boss Man. Mr. Big. |
[08:15.410] | Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing. |
[08:19.640] | I can' t believe it. Yeah. They even do you. |
[08:24.650] | They " do" me? |
[08:26.850] | You know, like, okay: |
[08:29.320] | " Could that report be any later?" |
[08:37.360] | I don' t sound like that. Yeah, you do. |
[08:45.300] | ... of music." |
[08:52.640] | " My scone. My scone." |
[08:57.780] | I don' t sound like that. That is so not true. |
[09:03.320] | That is so not That is so not |
[09:05.560] | That Oh, shut up. |
[09:11.330] | Did not. Up until I was 9... |
[09:14.230] | ... I thought " gunpoint" was a place where crimes happened. |
[09:17.900] | How' s that possible? It' s always on the news. |
[09:21.140] | " A man is being held up at Gunpoint." |
[09:23.940] | " Tourists are terrorized at Gunpoint." |
[09:26.740] | And I kept thinking, " Why do people continue to go there?" |
[09:35.590] | I should go. |
[09:46.600] | Unless What? |
[09:49.800] | Unless you wanna stay over. |
[09:52.170] | I mean, I' m going to. So.... |
[09:56.640] | Yeah, I' d really like that. |
[10:06.050] | Before we get into any stayingover stuff... |
[10:10.560] | ... there' s something you should know. |
[10:13.220] | Is this, like, " I have an early class tomorrow"... |
[10:16.730] | ... or " I' m secretly married to a goat"? |
[10:19.900] | Well, it' s somewhere in between. |
[10:23.700] | You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I' m not.... |
[10:28.140] | Well, I mean, I haven' t ever.... |
[10:31.210] | Ethan? |
[10:33.180] | Are you a virgin? |
[10:34.880] | If that' s what you kids are calling it these days, then... |
[10:39.250] | ... yes, I am. |
[10:43.420] | I mean, you' re just such a good kisser I would never have known. |
[10:48.330] | Well, I' ve excelled at every level I' ve been to, I just.... |
[10:55.200] | I just haven' t been to that particular one yet. |
[10:59.340] | I' ve kind of been waiting for the right person. |
[11:04.110] | Really? Yeah. |
[11:07.750] | You do know I was talking about you, right? |
[11:19.190] | Wow. |
[11:21.760] | You keep saying that. |
[11:23.860] | You know, you read about it. You see it in the movies. |
[11:27.530] | Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man... |
[11:31.540] | ... it is nothing like that. |
[11:36.810] | Listen, listen. |
[11:40.610] | You told me something that was really difficult for you. |
[11:45.080] | And I figure if you can be honest, then I can too. |
[11:55.000] | Nothing wrong about that. |
[12:00.630] | Here goes. |
[12:03.470] | I' m not 22. |
[12:09.610] | ... and 1 3 months. |
[12:17.750] | What does it matter how old we are? Basically, I' m nuts about you. |
[12:22.890] | I knew after the first time we kissed. You didn' t mention the Tic Tac. |
[12:28.030] | I just thought you were naturally minty. |
[12:34.630] | Listen... |
[12:36.600] | ... as long as we' re telling stuff... |
[12:40.770] | ... I have another one for you. |
[12:43.610] | I' m a little younger than I said. |
[12:48.110] | You' re not a senior? Oh, I' m a senior... |
[12:55.720] | ... in high school. |
[13:08.500] | What we did was wrong. |
[13:10.570] | I just had sex with someone who wasn' t alive during the bicentennial. |
[13:18.310] | I just had sex. |
[13:22.680] | Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me? |
[13:26.220] | You never said your age. It' s different. |
[13:29.050] | My lie didn' t make one of us a felon in 48 states. |
[13:33.890] | What were you thinking? I was too busy falling |
[13:37.230] | Don' t say it. ln love with you. |
[13:45.070] | Well, fall out of it. |
[13:46.800] | You shouldn' t be here. It' s a school night. |
[13:52.240] | Oh, God. |
[13:54.310] | I' m like those women that you see... |
[13:56.810] | ... with shiny guys named Chad. |
[14:02.420] | I' m Joan Collins. |
[14:07.590] | Who? |
[14:17.170] | Andre should be there in about 45 minutes. |
[14:23.510] | Yes, sir, the kimonos are extra. |
[14:28.110] | Alrighty. Byebye. |
[14:32.450] | It' s just easier that way. |
[14:36.250] | You told me about the last dream. No. Forget it. |
[14:40.620] | Why not? Was I doing something particularly saucy? |
[14:46.760] | All right. Fine. |
[14:53.640] | Joey was there too. |
[14:57.270] | All right. |
[15:05.250] | ... anybody else there? |
[15:09.220] | You sure? Nobody... |
[15:11.420] | ... handing out mints or anything? |
[15:16.060] | No, it was just the three of us. |
[15:20.730] | So was it you and Chandler... |
[15:22.730] | ... then you and me, or you, me and Chandler? |
[15:27.500] | You know what? What? |
[15:30.470] | There were times... |
[15:32.580] | ... when it wasn' t even me. |
[15:44.420] | That is so sweet, you guys. |
[15:53.530] | Mon, Ethan called again. |
[16:02.640] | What? Ethan called again. |
[16:06.440] | You' re not seeing him anymore? No. |
[16:09.780] | Sometimes, things don' t work out. |
[16:12.380] | This has nothing to do with him needing a note to get out of gym? |
[16:20.620] | I did not say anything. I swear. |
[16:23.930] | He stopped by. Next time you talk to him... |
[16:33.140] | Oh, my life is just so amusing. Can we drop it now? |
[16:37.140] | Sorry. |
[16:39.010] | " It' s morphin' time." |
[16:40.640] | Stegosaurus. Tyrannosaurus. |
[16:47.890] | I gotta go. |
[16:49.590] | Head rush. |
[16:53.090] | One more, and then I have to go. |
[16:56.030] | Cool. |
[17:00.900] | Where you going? |
[17:02.770] | A birthday party with some work people. |
[17:05.600] | Work people? Nobody told me. |
[17:09.540] | I know. That' s part of the whole... |
[17:12.040] | ... themnotlikingyou extravaganza. |
[17:16.650] | A month ago, these people were my friends. |
[17:19.920] | I' m in charge, but I' m not a different person. |
[17:23.250] | Then come, hang out. Let them see what a great guy you still are. |
[17:28.290] | You think I should? I really do. |
[17:32.560] | But could we not go together? |
[17:35.900] | I don' t wanna be the geek who invited the boss. |
[17:43.410] | Hey, you okay? Yeah. |
[17:46.240] | This can' t be easy for him either. I know. |
[17:51.080] | This may take some time for him to get over it... |
[17:55.420] | ... but, then at four, Muppet Babies is on. |
[18:06.000] | Go deep. Deep. Deep. |
[18:10.770] | Sorry, Shelly. |
[18:14.870] | See, with the fun? |
[18:18.310] | Last night was great. |
[18:20.040] | The karaoke thing? Tracy and I doing " Ebony and lvory." |
[18:27.480] | What? Now you' re Mr. Caring Boss. |
[18:30.450] | Mr. I' moneofyou Boss. " |
[18:32.190] | Mr. Iwannabeyourbuddy Boss Man Bing. " |
[18:36.290] | Then I don' t get it. |
[18:38.800] | You know what? I think you just gotta face it. |
[18:42.770] | You' re the guy in the big office. |
[18:45.440] | You' re the one that hires and fires them. |
[18:48.540] | They say you' re a great boss. They do? |
[18:52.440] | But they' re not your friends anymore. |
[18:55.150] | I just want But you can' t. |
[18:58.120] | But I just want |
[19:10.060] | Are you gonna? |
[19:11.330] | Carol and I have a new system. If she punches in 91 1... |
[19:15.300] | ... she' s having a baby. Otherwise, I just ignore it. |
[19:18.900] | What about Andre? |
[19:20.370] | He got a call from our cousin, Nathan. |
[19:23.640] | Frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know. |
[19:35.150] | That was gonna be my opener. |
[19:38.020] | Have you guys seen those new hand dryers in the bathroom? |
[19:42.090] | I thought that was just a rumor. True story. |
[19:49.030] | Look, I gotta tell you something. |
[19:51.500] | I' m not 1 7. I said that so you' d think I was vulnerable. |
[19:55.540] | I' m actually 30. I have a wife and a job. I' m your congressman. |
[20:01.310] | This is ridiculous. We' re great together. |
[20:04.210] | We can talk, make each other laugh, and the sex.... |
[20:08.350] | I have no frame of reference, but I thought that was great. |
[20:12.460] | lt was. Then what' s the problem? |
[20:21.060] | It' s icky. |
[20:23.330] | " lcky"? " lcky"? |
[20:24.870] | You' re actually gonna throw this away because it' s " icky"? |
[20:29.640] | This isn' t easy for me either. I wish things were different. |
[20:36.780] | ... or we lived in biblical times... |
[20:40.450] | ... I could really No, don' t say it. |
[20:43.220] | Love you. |
[20:48.860] | Are your hands still wet? Moist. |
[20:51.460] | Let' s dry them again. |
[20:59.240] | Or, like," Could these margaritas be any stronger?" |
[21:04.880] | Hey, Chandler. |
[21:06.310] | Hello, Mr. Bing. |
[21:07.880] | Loved your Stevie Wonder last night. |
[21:12.080] | Thanks. About the weekly numbers, I' m gonna need them on my desk by 9: 00. |
[21:17.420] | Sure. No problem. |
[21:22.360] | You have to give them something. |
[21:24.660] | That was Gerston, Santos, and who' s the other guy? |
[21:28.130] | Petrie. Petrie. Right, okay. |
[21:30.270] | Well, some people are gonna be working... |
[21:33.100] | ... this weekend. |
[22:04.640] | Oh, that' s nice. |
[22:12.040] | Ross. |
[22:23.650] | I' m here. |
[22:27.220] | You are? |
[22:34.030] | We were just.... |
[22:37.670] | What? |
[22:41.910] | Great. Now I' m having a baby. What? |
[22:46.580] | I' m having a baby. I' m having a |
[22:50.010] | The phone, the phone. I don' t have the phone. |
[22:57.120] | I' m hurt. |
[23:02.890] | Let' s go. Come on, people. Woman in labor. |
[23:06.230] | Look what I got going. Save it for the cab. |
[23:10.400] | We' re going to a hospital. |
[23:12.940] | I can' t look nice? There are doctors there. |
[23:16.370] | Joey, get out of the fridge. All right. |
[23:20.280] | What is that? For the ride. |
[23:22.450] | Like in a cab Save it. |
[23:24.350] | Hating this. Monica, come on. Let' s go. |
[23:27.650] | Baby coming. |
[23:28.850] | I can' t believe I' m gonna be an aunt. |
[23:31.620] | I' ll have a nephew. That' s nice. Get out. |
[23:38.560] | All right, I' m going. I' m going. |
[23:48.040] | Here we go. Come on. |