[02:06.-2] | Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. |
[02:36.-2] | Does that mean we have to start buying our own toilet paper? |
[04:48.-2] | I don't. |
[05:03.-1] | I love my life! I love my life! |
[06:50.-4] | Well,I don't know.... |
[06:56.-3] | That monkey is a chick magnet. |
[07:55.-4] | Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests... 8 |
[09:44.-3] | And I'm maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics. |
[13:02.-3] | I want Okay,I want... |
[15:34.-1] | Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. |
[17:49.-4] | Everything smells so delicious. |
[19:16.-2] | ...but in a few minutes, we'll serve some tartlets. |
[20:06.-1] | -You don't wanna spoil your appetite. -Hey,Sugar-O's! - |
[23:41.-3] | How's this? |
[23:50.-2] | How about this? |
[00:02.55] | Coffee. |
[00:04.05] | -Thank you. -Cappuccino. - |
[00:07.59] | And a nice,hot cider for Monica. |
[00:10.82] | Thank you. |
[00:13.00] | Rach,why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? |
[00:20.83] | That's why. |
[00:23.30] | Sorry. |
[00:27.14] | The One With The Stoned Guy |
[01:21.49] | Chandler? |
[01:23.93] | Miss Tedlock,you look lovely today. |
[01:26.50] | That is a very flattering sleeve length on you. |
[01:32.00] | Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. |
[01:36.88] | If it's about those prank memos, I wasn't involved. |
[01:40.88] | Nothing at all. Really. |
[01:45.42] | And frankly,those shenanigans have no place in an office environment. |
[01:57.00] | Hey,you guys! |
[01:58.66] | Chandler's coming and he has incredible news. |
[02:01.80] | So when he gets here, let's all act,like,you know |
[02:09.71] | What's going on? |
[02:11.34] | So it's a typical day at work... |
[02:14.28] | ...and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. |
[02:19.52] | -That is great! -Congratulations! |
[02:21.82] | So I quit. |
[02:24.56] | Why? |
[02:26.09] | Why? This was a temp job. |
[02:28.53] | Chandler,you've been there for five years. |
[02:31.56] | I know,but if I took it,I'd be admitting that this is what I do. |
[02:41.24] | That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? |
[02:45.34] | Was it more money? |
[02:46.91] | Doesn't matter. I just don't want to be a guy who sits in his office... |
[02:51.68] | ...worrying about the WENUS. |
[02:56.29] | The "WENUS"? "WENUS"? |
[02:57.92] | Weekly estimated net usage system. It's a processing term. " |
[03:02.39] | Oh,that WENUS. |
[03:05.86] | What will you do? |
[03:07.27] | I don't know. But I won't figure it out working there. |
[03:11.84] | I have something you can do! |
[03:14.27] | I have this new massage client,Steve. |
[03:18.18] | Anyway,he's opening up a restaurant... |
[03:21.08] | ...and he's looking for a head chef. |
[03:26.32] | -Hi,there. -Hi. |
[03:29.35] | I know. You're a chef and I thought of you first. |
[03:33.16] | But Chandler's the one who needs a job right now,so.... |
[03:38.23] | I just don't have a lot of chef-ing experience. |
[03:41.47] | Unless it's an all-toast restaurant. |
[03:45.54] | What is he looking for? |
[03:47.61] | He wants to do something eclectic. |
[03:50.04] | He's looking for someone who can create the entire menu. |
[03:54.88] | So,what do you think? |
[03:58.25] | Thanks. I just don't see myself in a big,white hat. |
[04:04.79] | Oh,Monica! Guess what? |
[04:09.73] | a perfect run-up and there he goes,a perfect.... |
[04:13.93] | Watch stuff like this... |
[04:15.83] | ...and you realize why evolution is just a theory. |
[04:23.74] | Can you see my nipples through this shirt? |
[04:28.55] | No,but don't worry. I'm sure they're still there. |
[04:33.12] | Where are you going? |
[04:34.79] | I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman,career counselor-a-go-go! |
[04:41.53] | -I added the "a-go-go." -Career counselor? - |
[04:44.90] | You guys all know what you want to do. |
[04:49.93] | You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. |
[04:53.81] | You have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream! |
[04:57.74] | The lesser-known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech. |
[05:05.88] | "Brian's Song"! |
[05:10.46] | -The meeting went great? -So great! - |
[05:13.42] | He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. |
[05:16.73] | It's not too big or too small. It's just right. |
[05:20.30] | Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? |
[05:24.47] | I'm cooking for him Monday, kind of an audition. |
[05:28.11] | Phoebe,he wants you here. It's great. You can make yummy noises. |
[05:33.01] | -What are you gonna make? -Yummy noises. - |
[05:37.35] | -And Monica,what are you gonna make? -I don't know. It's gotta be great. |
[05:42.49] | I know what you can make! I know! |
[05:45.00] | You should make that thing with the stuff. |
[05:49.56] | You know that thing with the stuff? |
[05:54.53] | Okay,I don't know. |
[05:57.67] | Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? |
[06:01.04] | How about Tony's? If you finish a 32-ounce steak,it's free. |
[06:09.11] | Anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma? |
[06:13.92] | -Who are you going out with? -ls this the bug lady? - |
[06:17.82] | "I love you,Ross." |
[06:21.69] | Her name is Celia and she's insect curator at the museum. |
[06:27.63] | -What are you gonna do? -Go out to dinner... - |
[06:31.47] | ...then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey. |
[06:37.88] | And he's not speaking metaphorically. |
[06:42.88] | So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... |
[06:52.82] | I'm hoping.... |
[06:58.40] | She'll take one look at his cute, little face and it'll seal the deal. |
[07:05.10] | Celia,don't worry. He's not gonna hurt you! |
[07:09.24] | Soothing tones. |
[07:12.11] | -Here,Marcel. -I can't stand this. |
[07:16.21] | -He's got his claws on my -Yeah,all right. |
[07:27.16] | Okay,try this salmon mousse. |
[07:31.53] | Good. |
[07:33.06] | Is it better than the other salmon mousse? |
[07:36.27] | -It's creamier. -Yeah? Well,is that better? - |
[07:40.30] | I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish. |
[07:44.74] | I'm just happy I'm keeping it down. |
[07:53.02] | God,what happened to you? |
[07:58.12] | ...intelligence tests,personality tests,and what do I learn? |
[08:03.09] | "You're suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation." |
[08:09.17] | That's so great! You already know how to do that. |
[08:13.17] | Can you believe it? |
[08:15.17] | Don't I seem like I should be doing something cool? |
[08:18.88] | I just always pictured myself doing something.... |
[08:23.05] | Something! |
[08:24.52] | Chandler,I know,I know. |
[08:28.12] | Hey,you can see your nipples through this shirt. |
[08:35.53] | Maybe this will cheer you up. |
[08:38.66] | I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 5 |
[08:44.30] | It's supposed to be small. It's a pre-appetizer. |
[08:47.81] | The French call it an amuse-bouche. |
[08:53.54] | Well,it is amusing. |
[09:03.82] | Hi,Wendy. Yeah,8:00. |
[09:07.89] | What did we say,$10 an hour? |
[09:10.80] | Okay,great. All right,I'll see you then. |
[09:14.57] | -$10 an hour for what? -A waitress from work is helping me. - |
[09:19.47] | Waitressing? |
[09:24.41] | Of course I thought of you. But.... |
[09:28.75] | -But.... -But,but.... |
[09:32.48] | But it's just this night has to go just perfect,you know? |
[09:37.49] | Wendy's more of a professional waitress. |
[09:52.54] | I don't mean to brag,but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in '76. |
[09:59.31] | Took home a bronze. |
[10:04.42] | Amuse-bouche? |
[10:23.43] | Talk to me. |
[10:29.57] | A weird thing happened on the train this morning |
[10:33.11] | Talk dirty. |
[10:39.08] | -Here? -Come on. Come on |
[10:43.39] | Say something hot. |
[10:48.23] | What? What? |
[10:56.73] | Vulva. |
[11:11.58] | Vulva? |
[11:14.85] | I panicked,all right? She took me by surprise. |
[11:19.29] | But it wasn't a total loss. We ended up cuddling. |
[11:23.39] | You cuddled? How many times? |
[11:27.70] | Shut up. It was nice. |
[11:30.07] | I don't think I'm a dirty-talking kind of guy. |
[11:33.34] | Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. |
[11:38.28] | Or what other people might be doing to each other. |
[11:41.85] | I'll tell you what. Try something on me. |
[11:47.52] | Please be kidding. |
[11:51.69] | Why not? |
[11:53.16] | Just close your eyes and tell me what you'd like to be doing right now. |
[12:04.54] | I'm in my apartment.... |
[12:07.47] | -Yeah,what else? -You're not there. |
[12:10.07] | -We're not having this conversation. -All right,I'll start. Ready? - |
[12:16.78] | Oh,Ross... |
[12:20.45] | ...you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. |
[12:29.93] | -Now you say something. -I really don't think so. - |
[12:33.33] | You like this woman,right? You wanna see her again,right? |
[12:38.10] | If you can't talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? |
[12:42.64] | Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! |
[12:48.91] | Okay,turn around. |
[12:51.82] | I don't want you staring at me. |
[12:54.49] | All right,I'm not looking. Go ahead. |
[12:57.39] | Okay. Ok. |
[13:05.40] | ...to feel your hot,soft skin with my lips. |
[13:10.20] | There you go. IKeep going,keep going. |
[13:19.41] | I want to take my tongue and |
[13:31.66] | Say it. |
[13:36.00] | Say it! |
[13:38.43] | run it all over your body... |
[13:43.50] | ... until you're trembling with |
[14:05.09] | With? |
[14:08.89] | -Funny story. -You're not gonna believe this. - |
[14:12.70] | I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. |
[14:19.20] | -The trembling thing was nice. -Shut up! - |
[14:22.51] | That guy from your old job called again. |
[14:26.24] | -Again? -And again and again and again. |
[14:35.09] | And again. |
[14:37.52] | Hey,Mr. Costilick. How's life on the 1 5th floor? |
[14:42.26] | Yeah,I miss you too. |
[14:44.13] | It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. |
[14:50.23] | That's very generous. But this isn't about the money. |
[14:54.41] | I need more than a job. I need something I really care ab |
[14:59.34] | That's on top of the year-end bonus? |
[15:02.58] | Your dream! |
[15:04.15] | Look,Al,I'm not playing hardball here,okay? |
[15:07.75] | This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! |
[15:13.02] | Stop saying numbers! |
[15:14.73] | I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! |
[15:18.36] | I'll see you Monday! |
[15:39.72] | This is a cube! |
[15:42.25] | Look at this. |
[15:47.32] | You have a window! |
[15:50.49] | Yes,indeed-y. With a beautiful view of |
[15:53.86] | Look! That guy's peeing! |
[15:57.74] | That's enough of the view. Check this out. |
[16:01.67] | Okay,sit down here. |
[16:03.74] | This is great. |
[16:06.64] | -You ready? -Yeah. |
[16:09.21] | Helen,could you come in here? |
[16:17.02] | Thank you,Helen. That'll be all. |
[16:20.93] | Last time I do that. I promise. |
[16:28.10] | -She doesn't seem very warm. -I know. She has no personality. - |
[16:37.34] | Wendy,don't do this to me. |
[16:40.08] | We had a deal. Yeah,you promised. |
[16:51.29] | -Who was that? -Wendy bailed. - |
[16:56.33] | I have no waitress. |
[16:59.76] | That's too bad. Bye-bye. |
[17:04.90] | Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! |
[17:08.41] | I wish I could,but I've made plans to walk around. |
[17:13.04] | When you ran out on your wedding, I was there. |
[17:16.41] | I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing.... |
[17:21.09] | Twenty dollars an hour. |
[17:24.25] | Done. |
[17:32.20] | Hello. Welcome to Monica's. May I take your coat? |
[17:39.40] | -Hi,Steve. -Hello,Monica. - |
[17:41.57] | Hello,greeter girl. |
[17:44.38] | -This is Rachel. -Yeah,okay. |
[17:51.28] | I can't remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of |
[17:55.79] | Okay,smells. |
[17:58.59] | -It's a lovely apartment. -Thank you. Would you like a tour? - |
[18:03.26] | I was just being polite, but all right. |
[18:09.20] | -What's up? -ln the cab on the way over... - |
[18:12.20] | ...Steve blazed up a doobie. |
[18:16.01] | What? 什么? |
[18:17.54] | Smoked a joint,you know? Lit a bone. Weed,hemp,ganja |
[18:23.45] | I'm with you,Cheech. |
[18:27.45] | -Do you think he's gonna be cool? -ls it dry in here? - |
[18:34.59] | Let me get you some wine. |
[18:37.03] | I think we're ready for our first course too. |
[18:42.67] | These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... |
[18:47.60] | ...with just a touch of minced... |
[18:55.18] | ...ginger. |
[18:57.21] | Well,smack my ass and call me Judy! |
[19:03.59] | -These are fantastic! -Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them. - |
[19:08.00] | Like them? I could eat 100 of them! |
[19:13.60] | That's all there is of these... |
[19:19.84] | "Tartlets"? |
[19:21.71] | "Tartlets." |
[19:24.21] | "Tartlets." |
[19:27.74] | Word has lost all meaning. |
[19:36.12] | Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? |
[19:39.19] | You know,I don't know what I'm looking for. |
[19:58.01] | Cool! Taco shells! |
[20:02.41] | They're like a little corn envelope,you know? |
[20:11.16] | You know,if you just wait another 6 1 /2 minutes |
[20:14.76] | Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! |
[20:22.33] | -No,we don't. -Oh,okay. - |
[20:27.14] | Sorry. |
[20:32.71] | Why don't you just have a seat here? |
[20:40.92] | -Give me the gummy bears. -No. - |
[20:46.69] | -Give them to me. -We'll share. - |
[20:49.03] | -No. Give me the bears. -You can't have any. - |
[20:52.70] | It's not worth it! |
[20:55.07] | Bears overboard! They're drowning! |
[20:59.50] | Don't just stand there. Call 9-1 -1. |
[21:03.44] | Hey,fellas,grab onto a Sugar-O! Save yourselves! |
[21:07.21] | Help! Help,I'm drowning! |
[21:12.65] | -That's it! Dinner is over! -What! Why? - |
[21:16.39] | Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? |
[21:21.56] | I can't think of an example. |
[21:23.53] | I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this... |
[21:27.23] | ...and you can't wait 4 1 /2 minutes for a tartlet? |
[21:39.41] | So I told him, "I'm sorry. That's how I feel." |
[21:42.58] | And he told me I harsh-ed his buzz. |
[21:47.12] | Then I said,"Don't eat that. It's a kitchen magnet." |
[21:52.52] | And he didn't listen, so we left him in the emergency room. |
[21:57.66] | -Mon,I'm sorry. -What a tool. - |
[22:02.27] | -You did the right thing. -You don't wanna work for that guy. - |
[22:07.47] | I just thought that this was it. |
[22:10.57] | -Don't worry. You're an amazing chef. -Those yummy noises? I wasn't faking. - |
[22:17.31] | Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? |
[22:20.42] | Just a question. We'll talk about it later. |
[22:28.16] | So,how did it go with Celia? |
[22:31.86] | -I was unbelievable. -All right,Ross! - |
[22:36.20] | I was the James Michener of dirty talk. |
[22:39.07] | It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. |
[22:42.01] | I mean,there were characters, plot lines,themes,a motif. |
[22:47.54] | At one point,there were villagers. |
[22:52.08] | And? |
[22:54.92] | By the time we finished all the dirty talk... |
[22:58.36] | ...it was late and we were exhausted |
[23:01.06] | -You cuddled. -Yeah,which was nice. - |
[23:04.16] | Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? |
[23:08.07] | -Shouldn't we wait for Chandler? -Where the hell is he? - |
[23:12.24] | I know what time it is... |
[23:14.40] | ...but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy! |
[23:18.74] | Let me tell you something. |
[23:20.91] | You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! |
[23:42.93] | Sorry. How about over here? |
[23:45.47] | That means it's working. |
[23:47.50] | -Does this hurt? -No. |
[23:52.44] | There you go! |
[24:01.08] | I'm gonna throw up! |
[02:06.-2] | Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. |
[02:36.-2] | Does that mean we have to start buying our own toilet paper? |
[04:48.-2] | I don' t. |
[05:03.-1] | I love my life! I love my life! |
[06:50.-4] | Well, I don' t know.... |
[06:56.-3] | That monkey is a chick magnet. |
[07:55.-4] | Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests... 8 |
[09:44.-3] | And I' m maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics. |
[13:02.-3] | I want Okay, I want... |
[15:34.-1] | Wow! It' s huge! It' s so much bigger than the cubicle. |
[17:49.-4] | Everything smells so delicious. |
[19:16.-2] | ... but in a few minutes, we' ll serve some tartlets. |
[20:06.-1] | You don' t wanna spoil your appetite. Hey, SugarO' s! |
[23:41.-3] | How' s this? |
[23:50.-2] | How about this? |
[00:02.55] | Coffee. |
[00:04.05] | Thank you. Cappuccino. |
[00:07.59] | And a nice, hot cider for Monica. |
[00:10.82] | Thank you. |
[00:13.00] | Rach, why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? |
[00:20.83] | That' s why. |
[00:23.30] | Sorry. |
[00:27.14] | The One With The Stoned Guy |
[01:21.49] | Chandler? |
[01:23.93] | Miss Tedlock, you look lovely today. |
[01:26.50] | That is a very flattering sleeve length on you. |
[01:32.00] | Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. |
[01:36.88] | If it' s about those prank memos, I wasn' t involved. |
[01:40.88] | Nothing at all. Really. |
[01:45.42] | And frankly, those shenanigans have no place in an office environment. |
[01:57.00] | Hey, you guys! |
[01:58.66] | Chandler' s coming and he has incredible news. |
[02:01.80] | So when he gets here, let' s all act, like, you know |
[02:09.71] | What' s going on? |
[02:11.34] | So it' s a typical day at work... |
[02:14.28] | ... and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. |
[02:19.52] | That is great! Congratulations! |
[02:21.82] | So I quit. |
[02:24.56] | Why? |
[02:26.09] | Why? This was a temp job. |
[02:28.53] | Chandler, you' ve been there for five years. |
[02:31.56] | I know, but if I took it, I' d be admitting that this is what I do. |
[02:41.24] | That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? |
[02:45.34] | Was it more money? |
[02:46.91] | Doesn' t matter. I just don' t want to be a guy who sits in his office... |
[02:51.68] | ... worrying about the WENUS. |
[02:56.29] | The " WENUS"? " WENUS"? |
[02:57.92] | Weekly estimated net usage system. It' s a processing term. " |
[03:02.39] | Oh, that WENUS. |
[03:05.86] | What will you do? |
[03:07.27] | I don' t know. But I won' t figure it out working there. |
[03:11.84] | I have something you can do! |
[03:14.27] | I have this new massage client, Steve. |
[03:18.18] | Anyway, he' s opening up a restaurant... |
[03:21.08] | ... and he' s looking for a head chef. |
[03:26.32] | Hi, there. Hi. |
[03:29.35] | I know. You' re a chef and I thought of you first. |
[03:33.16] | But Chandler' s the one who needs a job right now, so.... |
[03:38.23] | I just don' t have a lot of chefing experience. |
[03:41.47] | Unless it' s an alltoast restaurant. |
[03:45.54] | What is he looking for? |
[03:47.61] | He wants to do something eclectic. |
[03:50.04] | He' s looking for someone who can create the entire menu. |
[03:54.88] | So, what do you think? |
[03:58.25] | Thanks. I just don' t see myself in a big, white hat. |
[04:04.79] | Oh, Monica! Guess what? |
[04:09.73] | a perfect runup and there he goes, a perfect.... |
[04:13.93] | Watch stuff like this... |
[04:15.83] | ... and you realize why evolution is just a theory. |
[04:23.74] | Can you see my nipples through this shirt? |
[04:28.55] | No, but don' t worry. I' m sure they' re still there. |
[04:33.12] | Where are you going? |
[04:34.79] | I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman, career counseloragogo! |
[04:41.53] | I added the " agogo." Career counselor? |
[04:44.90] | You guys all know what you want to do. |
[04:49.93] | You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. |
[04:53.81] | You have goals. You have dreams. I don' t have a dream! |
[04:57.74] | The lesserknown " I Don' t Have a Dream" speech. |
[05:05.88] | " Brian' s Song"! |
[05:10.46] | The meeting went great? So great! |
[05:13.42] | He showed me where the restaurant' s gonna be. |
[05:16.73] | It' s not too big or too small. It' s just right. |
[05:20.30] | Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? |
[05:24.47] | I' m cooking for him Monday, kind of an audition. |
[05:28.11] | Phoebe, he wants you here. It' s great. You can make yummy noises. |
[05:33.01] | What are you gonna make? Yummy noises. |
[05:37.35] | And Monica, what are you gonna make? I don' t know. It' s gotta be great. |
[05:42.49] | I know what you can make! I know! |
[05:45.00] | You should make that thing with the stuff. |
[05:49.56] | You know that thing with the stuff? |
[05:54.53] | Okay, I don' t know. |
[05:57.67] | Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? |
[06:01.04] | How about Tony' s? If you finish a 32ounce steak, it' s free. |
[06:09.11] | Anyone know a good place if you' re not dating a puma? |
[06:13.92] | Who are you going out with? ls this the bug lady? |
[06:17.82] | " I love you, Ross." |
[06:21.69] | Her name is Celia and she' s insect curator at the museum. |
[06:27.63] | What are you gonna do? Go out to dinner... |
[06:31.47] | ... then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey. |
[06:37.88] | And he' s not speaking metaphorically. |
[06:42.88] | So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... |
[06:52.82] | I' m hoping.... |
[06:58.40] | She' ll take one look at his cute, little face and it' ll seal the deal. |
[07:05.10] | Celia, don' t worry. He' s not gonna hurt you! |
[07:09.24] | Soothing tones. |
[07:12.11] | Here, Marcel. I can' t stand this. |
[07:16.21] | He' s got his claws on my Yeah, all right. |
[07:27.16] | Okay, try this salmon mousse. |
[07:31.53] | Good. |
[07:33.06] | Is it better than the other salmon mousse? |
[07:36.27] | It' s creamier. Yeah? Well, is that better? |
[07:40.30] | I don' t know. We' re talking about whipped fish. |
[07:44.74] | I' m just happy I' m keeping it down. |
[07:53.02] | God, what happened to you? |
[07:58.12] | ... intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? |
[08:03.09] | " You' re suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation." |
[08:09.17] | That' s so great! You already know how to do that. |
[08:13.17] | Can you believe it? |
[08:15.17] | Don' t I seem like I should be doing something cool? |
[08:18.88] | I just always pictured myself doing something.... |
[08:23.05] | Something! |
[08:24.52] | Chandler, I know, I know. |
[08:28.12] | Hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt. |
[08:35.53] | Maybe this will cheer you up. |
[08:38.66] | I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 5 |
[08:44.30] | It' s supposed to be small. It' s a preappetizer. |
[08:47.81] | The French call it an amusebouche. |
[08:53.54] | Well, it is amusing. |
[09:03.82] | Hi, Wendy. Yeah, 8: 00. |
[09:07.89] | What did we say, 10 an hour? |
[09:10.80] | Okay, great. All right, I' ll see you then. |
[09:14.57] | 10 an hour for what? A waitress from work is helping me. |
[09:19.47] | Waitressing? |
[09:24.41] | Of course I thought of you. But.... |
[09:28.75] | But.... But, but.... |
[09:32.48] | But it' s just this night has to go just perfect, you know? |
[09:37.49] | Wendy' s more of a professional waitress. |
[09:52.54] | I don' t mean to brag, but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in ' 76. |
[09:59.31] | Took home a bronze. |
[10:04.42] | Amusebouche? |
[10:23.43] | Talk to me. |
[10:29.57] | A weird thing happened on the train this morning |
[10:33.11] | Talk dirty. |
[10:39.08] | Here? Come on. Come on |
[10:43.39] | Say something hot. |
[10:48.23] | What? What? |
[10:56.73] | Vulva. |
[11:11.58] | Vulva? |
[11:14.85] | I panicked, all right? She took me by surprise. |
[11:19.29] | But it wasn' t a total loss. We ended up cuddling. |
[11:23.39] | You cuddled? How many times? |
[11:27.70] | Shut up. It was nice. |
[11:30.07] | I don' t think I' m a dirtytalking kind of guy. |
[11:33.34] | Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. |
[11:38.28] | Or what other people might be doing to each other. |
[11:41.85] | I' ll tell you what. Try something on me. |
[11:47.52] | Please be kidding. |
[11:51.69] | Why not? |
[11:53.16] | Just close your eyes and tell me what you' d like to be doing right now. |
[12:04.54] | I' m in my apartment.... |
[12:07.47] | Yeah, what else? You' re not there. |
[12:10.07] | We' re not having this conversation. All right, I' ll start. Ready? |
[12:16.78] | Oh, Ross... |
[12:20.45] | ... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. |
[12:29.93] | Now you say something. I really don' t think so. |
[12:33.33] | You like this woman, right? You wanna see her again, right? |
[12:38.10] | If you can' t talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? |
[12:42.64] | Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! |
[12:48.91] | Okay, turn around. |
[12:51.82] | I don' t want you staring at me. |
[12:54.49] | All right, I' m not looking. Go ahead. |
[12:57.39] | Okay. Ok. |
[13:05.40] | ... to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. |
[13:10.20] | There you go. IKeep going, keep going. |
[13:19.41] | I want to take my tongue and |
[13:31.66] | Say it. |
[13:36.00] | Say it! |
[13:38.43] | run it all over your body... |
[13:43.50] | ... until you' re trembling with |
[14:05.09] | With? |
[14:08.89] | Funny story. You' re not gonna believe this. |
[14:12.70] | I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. |
[14:19.20] | The trembling thing was nice. Shut up! |
[14:22.51] | That guy from your old job called again. |
[14:26.24] | Again? And again and again and again. |
[14:35.09] | And again. |
[14:37.52] | Hey, Mr. Costilick. How' s life on the 1 5th floor? |
[14:42.26] | Yeah, I miss you too. |
[14:44.13] | It' s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. |
[14:50.23] | That' s very generous. But this isn' t about the money. |
[14:54.41] | I need more than a job. I need something I really care ab |
[14:59.34] | That' s on top of the yearend bonus? |
[15:02.58] | Your dream! |
[15:04.15] | Look, Al, I' m not playing hardball here, okay? |
[15:07.75] | This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! |
[15:13.02] | Stop saying numbers! |
[15:14.73] | I' m telling you, you' ve got the wrong guy! |
[15:18.36] | I' ll see you Monday! |
[15:39.72] | This is a cube! |
[15:42.25] | Look at this. |
[15:47.32] | You have a window! |
[15:50.49] | Yes, indeedy. With a beautiful view of |
[15:53.86] | Look! That guy' s peeing! |
[15:57.74] | That' s enough of the view. Check this out. |
[16:01.67] | Okay, sit down here. |
[16:03.74] | This is great. |
[16:06.64] | You ready? Yeah. |
[16:09.21] | Helen, could you come in here? |
[16:17.02] | Thank you, Helen. That' ll be all. |
[16:20.93] | Last time I do that. I promise. |
[16:28.10] | She doesn' t seem very warm. I know. She has no personality. |
[16:37.34] | Wendy, don' t do this to me. |
[16:40.08] | We had a deal. Yeah, you promised. |
[16:51.29] | Who was that? Wendy bailed. |
[16:56.33] | I have no waitress. |
[16:59.76] | That' s too bad. Byebye. |
[17:04.90] | Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! |
[17:08.41] | I wish I could, but I' ve made plans to walk around. |
[17:13.04] | When you ran out on your wedding, I was there. |
[17:16.41] | I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing.... |
[17:21.09] | Twenty dollars an hour. |
[17:24.25] | Done. |
[17:32.20] | Hello. Welcome to Monica' s. May I take your coat? |
[17:39.40] | Hi, Steve. Hello, Monica. |
[17:41.57] | Hello, greeter girl. |
[17:44.38] | This is Rachel. Yeah, okay. |
[17:51.28] | I can' t remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of |
[17:55.79] | Okay, smells. |
[17:58.59] | It' s a lovely apartment. Thank you. Would you like a tour? |
[18:03.26] | I was just being polite, but all right. |
[18:09.20] | What' s up? ln the cab on the way over... |
[18:12.20] | ... Steve blazed up a doobie. |
[18:16.01] | What? shen me? |
[18:17.54] | Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja |
[18:23.45] | I' m with you, Cheech. |
[18:27.45] | Do you think he' s gonna be cool? ls it dry in here? |
[18:34.59] | Let me get you some wine. |
[18:37.03] | I think we' re ready for our first course too. |
[18:42.67] | These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... |
[18:47.60] | ... with just a touch of minced... |
[18:55.18] | ... ginger. |
[18:57.21] | Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! |
[19:03.59] | These are fantastic! Gosh! I' m so glad you liked them. |
[19:08.00] | Like them? I could eat 100 of them! |
[19:13.60] | That' s all there is of these... |
[19:19.84] | " Tartlets"? |
[19:21.71] | " Tartlets." |
[19:24.21] | " Tartlets." |
[19:27.74] | Word has lost all meaning. |
[19:36.12] | Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? |
[19:39.19] | You know, I don' t know what I' m looking for. |
[19:58.01] | Cool! Taco shells! |
[20:02.41] | They' re like a little corn envelope, you know? |
[20:11.16] | You know, if you just wait another 6 1 2 minutes |
[20:14.76] | Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! |
[20:22.33] | No, we don' t. Oh, okay. |
[20:27.14] | Sorry. |
[20:32.71] | Why don' t you just have a seat here? |
[20:40.92] | Give me the gummy bears. No. |
[20:46.69] | Give them to me. We' ll share. |
[20:49.03] | No. Give me the bears. You can' t have any. |
[20:52.70] | It' s not worth it! |
[20:55.07] | Bears overboard! They' re drowning! |
[20:59.50] | Don' t just stand there. Call 91 1. |
[21:03.44] | Hey, fellas, grab onto a SugarO! Save yourselves! |
[21:07.21] | Help! Help, I' m drowning! |
[21:12.65] | That' s it! Dinner is over! What! Why? |
[21:16.39] | Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? |
[21:21.56] | I can' t think of an example. |
[21:23.53] | I' ve waited seven years for an opportunity like this... |
[21:27.23] | ... and you can' t wait 4 1 2 minutes for a tartlet? |
[21:39.41] | So I told him, " I' m sorry. That' s how I feel." |
[21:42.58] | And he told me I harshed his buzz. |
[21:47.12] | Then I said," Don' t eat that. It' s a kitchen magnet." |
[21:52.52] | And he didn' t listen, so we left him in the emergency room. |
[21:57.66] | Mon, I' m sorry. What a tool. |
[22:02.27] | You did the right thing. You don' t wanna work for that guy. |
[22:07.47] | I just thought that this was it. |
[22:10.57] | Don' t worry. You' re an amazing chef. Those yummy noises? I wasn' t faking. |
[22:17.31] | Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? |
[22:20.42] | Just a question. We' ll talk about it later. |
[22:28.16] | So, how did it go with Celia? |
[22:31.86] | I was unbelievable. All right, Ross! |
[22:36.20] | I was the James Michener of dirty talk. |
[22:39.07] | It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. |
[22:42.01] | I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. |
[22:47.54] | At one point, there were villagers. |
[22:52.08] | And? |
[22:54.92] | By the time we finished all the dirty talk... |
[22:58.36] | ... it was late and we were exhausted |
[23:01.06] | You cuddled. Yeah, which was nice. |
[23:04.16] | Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? |
[23:08.07] | Shouldn' t we wait for Chandler? Where the hell is he? |
[23:12.24] | I know what time it is... |
[23:14.40] | ... but I' m looking at the WENUS and I' m not happy! |
[23:18.74] | Let me tell you something. |
[23:20.91] | You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! |
[23:42.93] | Sorry. How about over here? |
[23:45.47] | That means it' s working. |
[23:47.50] | Does this hurt? No. |
[23:52.44] | There you go! |
[24:01.08] | I' m gonna throw up! |
[02:06.-2] | Never mind. But it was gonna be really good. |
[02:36.-2] | Does that mean we have to start buying our own toilet paper? |
[04:48.-2] | I don' t. |
[05:03.-1] | I love my life! I love my life! |
[06:50.-4] | Well, I don' t know.... |
[06:56.-3] | That monkey is a chick magnet. |
[07:55.-4] | Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests... 8 |
[09:44.-3] | And I' m maintaining my amateur status so I can waitress in the Olympics. |
[13:02.-3] | I want Okay, I want... |
[15:34.-1] | Wow! It' s huge! It' s so much bigger than the cubicle. |
[17:49.-4] | Everything smells so delicious. |
[19:16.-2] | ... but in a few minutes, we' ll serve some tartlets. |
[20:06.-1] | You don' t wanna spoil your appetite. Hey, SugarO' s! |
[23:41.-3] | How' s this? |
[23:50.-2] | How about this? |
[00:02.55] | Coffee. |
[00:04.05] | Thank you. Cappuccino. |
[00:07.59] | And a nice, hot cider for Monica. |
[00:10.82] | Thank you. |
[00:13.00] | Rach, why does my cinnamon stick have an eraser? |
[00:20.83] | That' s why. |
[00:23.30] | Sorry. |
[00:27.14] | The One With The Stoned Guy |
[01:21.49] | Chandler? |
[01:23.93] | Miss Tedlock, you look lovely today. |
[01:26.50] | That is a very flattering sleeve length on you. |
[01:32.00] | Mr. Costilick would like you to stop by his office today. |
[01:36.88] | If it' s about those prank memos, I wasn' t involved. |
[01:40.88] | Nothing at all. Really. |
[01:45.42] | And frankly, those shenanigans have no place in an office environment. |
[01:57.00] | Hey, you guys! |
[01:58.66] | Chandler' s coming and he has incredible news. |
[02:01.80] | So when he gets here, let' s all act, like, you know |
[02:09.71] | What' s going on? |
[02:11.34] | So it' s a typical day at work... |
[02:14.28] | ... and Big Al tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor. |
[02:19.52] | That is great! Congratulations! |
[02:21.82] | So I quit. |
[02:24.56] | Why? |
[02:26.09] | Why? This was a temp job. |
[02:28.53] | Chandler, you' ve been there for five years. |
[02:31.56] | I know, but if I took it, I' d be admitting that this is what I do. |
[02:41.24] | That was Joey Tribbiani with the big picture. Dan? |
[02:45.34] | Was it more money? |
[02:46.91] | Doesn' t matter. I just don' t want to be a guy who sits in his office... |
[02:51.68] | ... worrying about the WENUS. |
[02:56.29] | The " WENUS"? " WENUS"? |
[02:57.92] | Weekly estimated net usage system. It' s a processing term. " |
[03:02.39] | Oh, that WENUS. |
[03:05.86] | What will you do? |
[03:07.27] | I don' t know. But I won' t figure it out working there. |
[03:11.84] | I have something you can do! |
[03:14.27] | I have this new massage client, Steve. |
[03:18.18] | Anyway, he' s opening up a restaurant... |
[03:21.08] | ... and he' s looking for a head chef. |
[03:26.32] | Hi, there. Hi. |
[03:29.35] | I know. You' re a chef and I thought of you first. |
[03:33.16] | But Chandler' s the one who needs a job right now, so.... |
[03:38.23] | I just don' t have a lot of chefing experience. |
[03:41.47] | Unless it' s an alltoast restaurant. |
[03:45.54] | What is he looking for? |
[03:47.61] | He wants to do something eclectic. |
[03:50.04] | He' s looking for someone who can create the entire menu. |
[03:54.88] | So, what do you think? |
[03:58.25] | Thanks. I just don' t see myself in a big, white hat. |
[04:04.79] | Oh, Monica! Guess what? |
[04:09.73] | a perfect runup and there he goes, a perfect.... |
[04:13.93] | Watch stuff like this... |
[04:15.83] | ... and you realize why evolution is just a theory. |
[04:23.74] | Can you see my nipples through this shirt? |
[04:28.55] | No, but don' t worry. I' m sure they' re still there. |
[04:33.12] | Where are you going? |
[04:34.79] | I have an appointment with Dr. Robert Pilman, career counseloragogo! |
[04:41.53] | I added the " agogo." Career counselor? |
[04:44.90] | You guys all know what you want to do. |
[04:49.93] | You guys in the living room all know what you want to do. |
[04:53.81] | You have goals. You have dreams. I don' t have a dream! |
[04:57.74] | The lesserknown " I Don' t Have a Dream" speech. |
[05:05.88] | " Brian' s Song"! |
[05:10.46] | The meeting went great? So great! |
[05:13.42] | He showed me where the restaurant' s gonna be. |
[05:16.73] | It' s not too big or too small. It' s just right. |
[05:20.30] | Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears? |
[05:24.47] | I' m cooking for him Monday, kind of an audition. |
[05:28.11] | Phoebe, he wants you here. It' s great. You can make yummy noises. |
[05:33.01] | What are you gonna make? Yummy noises. |
[05:37.35] | And Monica, what are you gonna make? I don' t know. It' s gotta be great. |
[05:42.49] | I know what you can make! I know! |
[05:45.00] | You should make that thing with the stuff. |
[05:49.56] | You know that thing with the stuff? |
[05:54.53] | Okay, I don' t know. |
[05:57.67] | Anyone know a good date place in the neighborhood? |
[06:01.04] | How about Tony' s? If you finish a 32ounce steak, it' s free. |
[06:09.11] | Anyone know a good place if you' re not dating a puma? |
[06:13.92] | Who are you going out with? ls this the bug lady? |
[06:17.82] | " I love you, Ross." |
[06:21.69] | Her name is Celia and she' s insect curator at the museum. |
[06:27.63] | What are you gonna do? Go out to dinner... |
[06:31.47] | ... then bring her back to my place and introduce her to my monkey. |
[06:37.88] | And he' s not speaking metaphorically. |
[06:42.88] | So back to your place? You thinking maybe.... |
[06:52.82] | I' m hoping.... |
[06:58.40] | She' ll take one look at his cute, little face and it' ll seal the deal. |
[07:05.10] | Celia, don' t worry. He' s not gonna hurt you! |
[07:09.24] | Soothing tones. |
[07:12.11] | Here, Marcel. I can' t stand this. |
[07:16.21] | He' s got his claws on my Yeah, all right. |
[07:27.16] | Okay, try this salmon mousse. |
[07:31.53] | Good. |
[07:33.06] | Is it better than the other salmon mousse? |
[07:36.27] | It' s creamier. Yeah? Well, is that better? |
[07:40.30] | I don' t know. We' re talking about whipped fish. |
[07:44.74] | I' m just happy I' m keeping it down. |
[07:53.02] | God, what happened to you? |
[07:58.12] | ... intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? |
[08:03.09] | " You' re suited for data processing for a large multinational corporation." |
[08:09.17] | That' s so great! You already know how to do that. |
[08:13.17] | Can you believe it? |
[08:15.17] | Don' t I seem like I should be doing something cool? |
[08:18.88] | I just always pictured myself doing something.... |
[08:23.05] | Something! |
[08:24.52] | Chandler, I know, I know. |
[08:28.12] | Hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt. |
[08:35.53] | Maybe this will cheer you up. |
[08:38.66] | I had a grape about five hours ago, so I better split this with you. 5 |
[08:44.30] | It' s supposed to be small. It' s a preappetizer. |
[08:47.81] | The French call it an amusebouche. |
[08:53.54] | Well, it is amusing. |
[09:03.82] | Hi, Wendy. Yeah, 8: 00. |
[09:07.89] | What did we say, 10 an hour? |
[09:10.80] | Okay, great. All right, I' ll see you then. |
[09:14.57] | 10 an hour for what? A waitress from work is helping me. |
[09:19.47] | Waitressing? |
[09:24.41] | Of course I thought of you. But.... |
[09:28.75] | But.... But, but.... |
[09:32.48] | But it' s just this night has to go just perfect, you know? |
[09:37.49] | Wendy' s more of a professional waitress. |
[09:52.54] | I don' t mean to brag, but I waited tables at lnnsbruck in ' 76. |
[09:59.31] | Took home a bronze. |
[10:04.42] | Amusebouche? |
[10:23.43] | Talk to me. |
[10:29.57] | A weird thing happened on the train this morning |
[10:33.11] | Talk dirty. |
[10:39.08] | Here? Come on. Come on |
[10:43.39] | Say something hot. |
[10:48.23] | What? What? |
[10:56.73] | Vulva. |
[11:11.58] | Vulva? |
[11:14.85] | I panicked, all right? She took me by surprise. |
[11:19.29] | But it wasn' t a total loss. We ended up cuddling. |
[11:23.39] | You cuddled? How many times? |
[11:27.70] | Shut up. It was nice. |
[11:30.07] | I don' t think I' m a dirtytalking kind of guy. |
[11:33.34] | Just say what you wanna do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. |
[11:38.28] | Or what other people might be doing to each other. |
[11:41.85] | I' ll tell you what. Try something on me. |
[11:47.52] | Please be kidding. |
[11:51.69] | Why not? |
[11:53.16] | Just close your eyes and tell me what you' d like to be doing right now. |
[12:04.54] | I' m in my apartment.... |
[12:07.47] | Yeah, what else? You' re not there. |
[12:10.07] | We' re not having this conversation. All right, I' ll start. Ready? |
[12:16.78] | Oh, Ross... |
[12:20.45] | ... you get me so hot. I want your lips on me now. |
[12:29.93] | Now you say something. I really don' t think so. |
[12:33.33] | You like this woman, right? You wanna see her again, right? |
[12:38.10] | If you can' t talk dirty to me, how will you talk dirty to her? |
[12:42.64] | Now tell me you wanna caress my butt! |
[12:48.91] | Okay, turn around. |
[12:51.82] | I don' t want you staring at me. |
[12:54.49] | All right, I' m not looking. Go ahead. |
[12:57.39] | Okay. Ok. |
[13:05.40] | ... to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips. |
[13:10.20] | There you go. IKeep going, keep going. |
[13:19.41] | I want to take my tongue and |
[13:31.66] | Say it. |
[13:36.00] | Say it! |
[13:38.43] | run it all over your body... |
[13:43.50] | ... until you' re trembling with |
[14:05.09] | With? |
[14:08.89] | Funny story. You' re not gonna believe this. |
[14:12.70] | I was always rooting for you two kids to get together. |
[14:19.20] | The trembling thing was nice. Shut up! |
[14:22.51] | That guy from your old job called again. |
[14:26.24] | Again? And again and again and again. |
[14:35.09] | And again. |
[14:37.52] | Hey, Mr. Costilick. How' s life on the 1 5th floor? |
[14:42.26] | Yeah, I miss you too. |
[14:44.13] | It' s a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home. |
[14:50.23] | That' s very generous. But this isn' t about the money. |
[14:54.41] | I need more than a job. I need something I really care ab |
[14:59.34] | That' s on top of the yearend bonus? |
[15:02.58] | Your dream! |
[15:04.15] | Look, Al, I' m not playing hardball here, okay? |
[15:07.75] | This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection! |
[15:13.02] | Stop saying numbers! |
[15:14.73] | I' m telling you, you' ve got the wrong guy! |
[15:18.36] | I' ll see you Monday! |
[15:39.72] | This is a cube! |
[15:42.25] | Look at this. |
[15:47.32] | You have a window! |
[15:50.49] | Yes, indeedy. With a beautiful view of |
[15:53.86] | Look! That guy' s peeing! |
[15:57.74] | That' s enough of the view. Check this out. |
[16:01.67] | Okay, sit down here. |
[16:03.74] | This is great. |
[16:06.64] | You ready? Yeah. |
[16:09.21] | Helen, could you come in here? |
[16:17.02] | Thank you, Helen. That' ll be all. |
[16:20.93] | Last time I do that. I promise. |
[16:28.10] | She doesn' t seem very warm. I know. She has no personality. |
[16:37.34] | Wendy, don' t do this to me. |
[16:40.08] | We had a deal. Yeah, you promised. |
[16:51.29] | Who was that? Wendy bailed. |
[16:56.33] | I have no waitress. |
[16:59.76] | That' s too bad. Byebye. |
[17:04.90] | Ten dollars an hour! Twelve dollars an hour! |
[17:08.41] | I wish I could, but I' ve made plans to walk around. |
[17:13.04] | When you ran out on your wedding, I was there. |
[17:16.41] | I put a roof over your head! If that means nothing.... |
[17:21.09] | Twenty dollars an hour. |
[17:24.25] | Done. |
[17:32.20] | Hello. Welcome to Monica' s. May I take your coat? |
[17:39.40] | Hi, Steve. Hello, Monica. |
[17:41.57] | Hello, greeter girl. |
[17:44.38] | This is Rachel. Yeah, okay. |
[17:51.28] | I can' t remember ever smelling such a delicious combination of |
[17:55.79] | Okay, smells. |
[17:58.59] | It' s a lovely apartment. Thank you. Would you like a tour? |
[18:03.26] | I was just being polite, but all right. |
[18:09.20] | What' s up? ln the cab on the way over... |
[18:12.20] | ... Steve blazed up a doobie. |
[18:16.01] | What? shén me? |
[18:17.54] | Smoked a joint, you know? Lit a bone. Weed, hemp, ganja |
[18:23.45] | I' m with you, Cheech. |
[18:27.45] | Do you think he' s gonna be cool? ls it dry in here? |
[18:34.59] | Let me get you some wine. |
[18:37.03] | I think we' re ready for our first course too. |
[18:42.67] | These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce... |
[18:47.60] | ... with just a touch of minced... |
[18:55.18] | ... ginger. |
[18:57.21] | Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! |
[19:03.59] | These are fantastic! Gosh! I' m so glad you liked them. |
[19:08.00] | Like them? I could eat 100 of them! |
[19:13.60] | That' s all there is of these... |
[19:19.84] | " Tartlets"? |
[19:21.71] | " Tartlets." |
[19:24.21] | " Tartlets." |
[19:27.74] | Word has lost all meaning. |
[19:36.12] | Excuse me. Can I help you with anything? |
[19:39.19] | You know, I don' t know what I' m looking for. |
[19:58.01] | Cool! Taco shells! |
[20:02.41] | They' re like a little corn envelope, you know? |
[20:11.16] | You know, if you just wait another 6 1 2 minutes |
[20:14.76] | Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this! |
[20:22.33] | No, we don' t. Oh, okay. |
[20:27.14] | Sorry. |
[20:32.71] | Why don' t you just have a seat here? |
[20:40.92] | Give me the gummy bears. No. |
[20:46.69] | Give them to me. We' ll share. |
[20:49.03] | No. Give me the bears. You can' t have any. |
[20:52.70] | It' s not worth it! |
[20:55.07] | Bears overboard! They' re drowning! |
[20:59.50] | Don' t just stand there. Call 91 1. |
[21:03.44] | Hey, fellas, grab onto a SugarO! Save yourselves! |
[21:07.21] | Help! Help, I' m drowning! |
[21:12.65] | That' s it! Dinner is over! What! Why? |
[21:16.39] | Why? What if I came into your office and I started...? |
[21:21.56] | I can' t think of an example. |
[21:23.53] | I' ve waited seven years for an opportunity like this... |
[21:27.23] | ... and you can' t wait 4 1 2 minutes for a tartlet? |
[21:39.41] | So I told him, " I' m sorry. That' s how I feel." |
[21:42.58] | And he told me I harshed his buzz. |
[21:47.12] | Then I said," Don' t eat that. It' s a kitchen magnet." |
[21:52.52] | And he didn' t listen, so we left him in the emergency room. |
[21:57.66] | Mon, I' m sorry. What a tool. |
[22:02.27] | You did the right thing. You don' t wanna work for that guy. |
[22:07.47] | I just thought that this was it. |
[22:10.57] | Don' t worry. You' re an amazing chef. Those yummy noises? I wasn' t faking. |
[22:17.31] | Am I gonna get paid for the full three hours? |
[22:20.42] | Just a question. We' ll talk about it later. |
[22:28.16] | So, how did it go with Celia? |
[22:31.86] | I was unbelievable. All right, Ross! |
[22:36.20] | I was the James Michener of dirty talk. |
[22:39.07] | It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. |
[22:42.01] | I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. |
[22:47.54] | At one point, there were villagers. |
[22:52.08] | And? |
[22:54.92] | By the time we finished all the dirty talk... |
[22:58.36] | ... it was late and we were exhausted |
[23:01.06] | You cuddled. Yeah, which was nice. |
[23:04.16] | Do you guys want to try to catch a late movie? |
[23:08.07] | Shouldn' t we wait for Chandler? Where the hell is he? |
[23:12.24] | I know what time it is... |
[23:14.40] | ... but I' m looking at the WENUS and I' m not happy! |
[23:18.74] | Let me tell you something. |
[23:20.91] | You will care about it because I care about it. Got it? Good! |
[23:42.93] | Sorry. How about over here? |
[23:45.47] | That means it' s working. |
[23:47.50] | Does this hurt? No. |
[23:52.44] | There you go! |
[24:01.08] | I' m gonna throw up! |