[00:37.-4] | Go up to her and say, "I'm returning your egg." |
[00:45.-3] | -It's insane. -She'll love it. - |
[02:31.-3] | I said I'd bring a friend for her friend. |
[05:14.-3] | I'd take crying any day over Howard,the "I win" guy! |
[07:06.-2] | So if you want,I have a bag with just your heads. |
[13:41.-2] | And I have the receipt from my dinner with.... |
[17:16.-1] | Some greeting cards. |
[18:51.-2] | I just don't think things are gonna work out. |
[23:09.-2] | It's easy for you to say. You found one already. |
[00:02.31] | Ross,she wants you. |
[00:04.55] | We just live in the same building. |
[00:07.59] | -Any contact? -She lent me an egg. - |
[00:10.12] | -You're in! -Right. - |
[00:14.69] | Hey,Ross. |
[00:22.07] | Come on. Get back in the game. |
[00:25.00] | The Rachel thing isn't happening, your ex-wife's a lesbian.... |
[00:30.01] | I don't think we need a third. |
[00:32.41] | Could we get an egg, still in the shell? |
[00:35.78] | An egg? |
[00:42.39] | I think it's winning. |
[00:48.56] | -Thank you. -Thank you. Here. |
[00:54.50] | Go with the egg,my friend. |
[00:58.77] | Go,go,go! |
[01:03.14] | -Think it'll work? -No way. It's suicide. - |
[01:07.21] | The One With The Candy Hearts |
[01:56.56] | -You can't do this. -Do what? - |
[01:58.93] | -Roger wants to take her out. -No! Remember why you dumped him? - |
[02:04.40] | Because he was creepy. |
[02:07.01] | And mean. And frightening. |
[02:09.11] | Still,it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day! |
[02:14.25] | You can go out with a creep any night. |
[02:17.48] | I know I do. |
[02:22.19] | -What are you doing tomorrow night? -That depends on how tonight goes. - |
[02:27.63] | -About tonight -Don't you bail on me! - |
[02:34.73] | -But her friend sounds like a -Pathetic mess. I know,but.... - |
[02:39.60] | Come on. She's needy,vulnerable. |
[02:42.44] | I'm thinking.... |
[02:48.91] | Thanks. |
[02:50.88] | You haven't been out with a woman since Janice. You're doing this. |
[02:57.82] | -She said yes. -Way to go,man! - |
[03:02.83] | Still got the egg,huh? - |
[03:18.31] | How do I look? |
[03:20.78] | I don't care. |
[03:26.18] | There's Lorraine. |
[03:28.45] | No trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess. |
[03:32.32] | Hi,Joey. |
[03:36.79] | Well,well! Look what you brought! |
[03:40.47] | Very nice. |
[03:42.90] | And what did you bring? |
[03:46.54] | She's checking her coat. |
[03:48.57] | I'm gonna wash the cab smell off of my hands. |
[03:52.14] | Get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. |
[04:00.79] | Janice? |
[04:03.79] | Janice!? |
[04:06.56] | Oh... |
[04:07.89] | ... my... … |
[04:09.49] | ...God! … |
[04:14.70] | Hey,it's Janice! |
[04:23.07] | Okay,I'm making a break for it! |
[04:25.78] | I've been waiting for,like,forever to go out with Lorraine. |
[04:30.65] | -Just calm down. -Calm down? |
[04:33.08] | You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice in the last five months! |
[04:38.46] | Can you stop yelling? You're making me nervous and.... |
[04:45.20] | I can't go when I'm nervous. |
[04:48.03] | I'm sorry,you're right. |
[04:54.07] | Come on! Do it,do it! |
[04:59.01] | Roger was creepy,but he was nothing compared to Pete. |
[05:03.01] | -Who? -Pete the Weeper |
[05:05.22] | The guy that used to cry every time we had sex? |
[05:09.25] | "Was it good for you?" |
[05:18.43] | "I win! I win!" “ |
[05:21.87] | We went out for two months. I didn't win once. |
[05:25.94] | How do we end up with these jerks? |
[05:29.61] | We're some kind of magnets. |
[05:32.64] | I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch. |
[05:39.22] | There's more beer,right? |
[05:44.29] | You know my friend who shaves her head? |
[05:47.46] | No. No. |
[05:48.63] | I have this friend who shaves her head. |
[05:52.03] | She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle... |
[05:55.17] | ...you can do a cleansing ritual. |
[06:00.07] | Pheebs,this woman is voluntarily bald. |
[06:05.24] | Yeah. |
[06:07.18] | We can do it tomorrow night. |
[06:10.01] | It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect. |
[06:12.42] | Okay,what kind of ritual? |
[06:14.82] | We can burn the stuff they gave us. |
[06:19.79] | Or...? |
[06:21.53] | Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks. |
[06:29.63] | Burning's good. |
[06:41.11] | You know... |
[06:42.88] | ... I can pick up quarters with my toes. |
[06:47.59] | Yeah? Good for you. |
[06:53.16] | Quarters or rolls of quarters? |
[07:01.80] | By the way,I cut you out of all of my pictures. |
[07:11.04] | That's okay. |
[07:13.18] | You could make little puppets out of them. |
[07:17.05] | And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty! |
[07:23.32] | -We can't do that! -What? What can't you do? - |
[07:31.36] | Can I talk to you for a second? Over there? |
[07:41.04] | We might be leaving now. |
[07:43.91] | Tell me it's you and me "we." |
[07:47.11] | She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off. |
[07:51.35] | I'm not even sure what slathering is! |
[07:54.59] | But I definitely want to be a part of it! |
[07:58.59] | Okay,you cannot do this to me. |
[08:02.73] | You're right. I'm sorry. |
[08:05.20] | Can we have three chocolate mousses to go? |
[08:10.30] | I'm out of here. |
[08:13.64] | Here's my credit card. Dinner's on me. |
[08:17.41] | I hope she throws up on you. |
[08:22.05] | Thanks. |
[08:25.48] | -So.... -Just us. |
[08:28.65] | What a crappy night! |
[08:31.29] | I have enjoyed the fact... |
[08:34.00] | ...that your shirt's been sticking out of your zipper. |
[08:43.70] | Excuse me. |
[08:48.24] | How you doing? |
[08:54.88] | So do we have the best friends, or what? |
[08:58.62] | Joey's not a friend. He's... |
[09:03.00] | ...a stupid man who left us his credit card. |
[09:07.63] | Another drink? Dessert? A big-screen TV? |
[09:11.63] | -I'll have a drink. -Got it. Good woman! - |
[09:20.74] | -A bottle of overpriced champagne. -Each. - |
[09:24.14] | That's right,each. And a rob roy. |
[09:28.15] | I've always wanted to know. |
[09:48.07] | Happy Valentine's Day! |
[09:59.71] | Oh,I miss you already. |
[10:03.81] | -Can you believe this happened? -No,no! - |
[10:08.59] | And yet it did. |
[10:11.16] | -Goodbye,Janice. -kiss me! - |
[10:16.19] | Oh,Chandler. Sorry. |
[10:18.60] | Oh,Chandler. Sorry! |
[10:23.20] | -Hey,Janice. -Hi,Monica. - |
[10:25.67] | Well,this was very special. |
[10:29.91] | Rach,come see who's out here! |
[10:33.14] | What's going on? Oh,my God! |
[10:36.35] | Janice! Hi! |
[10:38.92] | Janice is gonna go away now! |
[10:43.59] | I'll be right back. |
[10:46.79] | Joey! Look who it is! |
[10:53.00] | Good. Joey's home. |
[10:54.77] | This is so much fun! |
[10:57.37] | This is like a reunion in the hall! |
[11:02.57] | Ross,there's someone I want you to say hi to. |
[11:08.01] | He happened to call. |
[11:09.61] | Hi,Ross. That's right,it's me! How did you know? |
[11:29.70] | So,if dogs experience jet lag... |
[11:33.67] | ... because of the seven dog years to one human year thing... |
[11:38.21] | ...when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles... |
[11:41.78] | ... he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. |
[11:49.29] | That's funny! |
[11:59.56] | They should be cooking the food soon. |
[12:02.60] | Oh,good. oh, |
[12:14.11] | Who are they? |
[12:15.68] | The blond is my ex-wife. The woman touching her is her... |
[12:21.55] | ...close,personal friend. |
[12:26.12] | -They're lovers? -lf you want to put a label on it. - |
[12:33.63] | -Anything else I should know? -Nope. That's it. - |
[12:38.04] | Oh,and she's pregnant with my baby. |
[12:44.31] | I always forget that part. |
[12:48.58] | Hello! Hello! |
[12:56.15] | Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine. |
[13:03.23] | All I had is oregano and a Fresca. |
[13:06.63] | That's okay! |
[13:12.70] | Now we need the semen of a righteous man. |
[13:22.25] | If we had that,we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. |
[13:27.92] | -Can we start throwing things in? -Yeah,okay! - |
[13:35.19] | Okay. Barry's letters. |
[13:38.13] | Adam Ritter's boxer shorts. |
[13:49.11] | -A picture of Scotty Jared naked! -Let me see! - |
[13:52.84] | -He's wearing a sweater. -No. - |
[14:01.09] | -Whose MCl card is that? -Mine. Shoot! |
[14:04.26] | Remember this number: Nine,seven,four.... |
[14:10.39] | Okay,and here we have the last of Paolo's grappa. |
[14:14.33] | Wait,isn't it almost pure |
[14:21.21] | How can I dump this woman on Valentine's Day? |
[14:25.21] | I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's. |
[14:29.35] | In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. |
[14:35.09] | Hello,funny valentine! |
[14:38.69] | Hi,just Janice. |
[14:41.39] | Hello,Joey,our little matchmaker. |
[14:44.50] | I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna. |
[14:52.74] | If you don't do it,I will. |
[15:15.43] | -So are you actually from New York? -Not originally. I'm from - |
[15:21.13] | -You said they'd shoot it without you. -I thought they could. - |
[15:25.44] | The maxi-pads were a piece of cake. Mini-pads should be that much easier. |
[15:31.54] | -It's Valentine's Day. -I know,but it's my job. - |
[15:35.68] | I'll try to get back as soon as I can. |
[15:39.12] | I'm spending most of my time teaching science... |
[15:42.42] | ...which is funny because that wasn't even my major. |
[15:58.34] | Now,that is funny! |
[16:03.64] | Do you think it would be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? |
[16:09.15] | Because she's alone now. And pregnant. And sad. |
[16:14.92] | -I guess. -Are you sure? Carol! |
[16:19.06] | -Wanna join us? -No,I'm fine. - |
[16:22.09] | Come on. These people will scooch down. |
[16:26.50] | You guys will scooch,won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on! |
[16:32.10] | -Come on. -Thank you. |
[16:36.51] | IKristen Riggs,this is Carol Willick. Carol,Kristen. |
[16:40.91] | -How do you do? -Carol teaches sixth grade. - |
[16:45.08] | And Kristen.... |
[16:50.69] | IKristen does something... |
[16:54.56] | ...that,funnily enough... |
[16:58.13] | ...wasn't even her major! |
[17:03.67] | -Thanks for coming over. -Not at all. It's pretty much our job. - |
[17:08.37] | That's why we get the cool hats. |
[17:11.34] | -What do we got there? -A piece of sik boxer shorts. - |
[17:19.22] | A half-charred picture of.... |
[17:22.00] | That guy's hairier than the chief! |
[17:28.06] | It's a really funny story how this happened. |
[17:32.16] | I was taking out the trash, and Phoebe was burning incense |
[17:37.67] | It's all right. |
[17:39.24] | This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire we've seen get out of control. |
[17:45.01] | -Third one tonight. -Really? - |
[17:47.54] | Valentine's is our busiest night of the year. |
[17:53.75] | Next time you're burning your ex-boyfriend's stuff: |
[17:57.29] | One,do it in a well-ventilated area. |
[18:00.39] | Two,if you wanna burn his clothing, stay away from synthetic fabrics. |
[18:05.76] | Three,try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself. |
[18:13.54] | -I brought you something. -ls it loaded? - |
[18:20.84] | Oh,little candy hearts. "Chan and Jan Forever." |
[18:27.52] | I had them made special. |
[18:33.42] | Okay,Janice. ok, |
[18:38.43] | Hey,Janice. |
[18:42.83] | There's no way to tell you this. |
[18:45.34] | At least,there's no new way. |
[18:56.48] | That's fine. |
[19:01.59] | It is? It is? |
[19:03.62] | Because I know that this isn't the end. |
[19:09.19] | You see,actually,it is. |
[19:11.86] | No,because you won't let that happen. |
[19:14.90] | Don't you know it yet? |
[19:16.90] | You love me,Chandler Bing! |
[19:24.04] | Oh,no,I don't. |
[19:26.31] | Why do we keep ending up together? New Year's,who invited who? |
[19:31.52] | -Valentine's,who asked who into bed? -I did,but - |
[19:35.72] | You seek me out! |
[19:37.49] | Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! |
[19:42.73] | Janice! Janice! |
[19:46.80] | You push me away, you pull me back! |
[19:51.27] | You want me. You need me. |
[19:54.04] | You can't live without me. And you know it. |
[19:59.34] | You just don't know you know it. |
[20:07.78] | See? |
[20:15.69] | Call me! |
[20:25.54] | It's not true. I never called your mother a wolverine. |
[20:29.81] | You did so,I swear to |
[20:36.18] | How long has she been in the bathroom? |
[20:39.52] | She isn't in the bathroom. Her coat's gone. |
[20:42.92] | Well,maybe it's cold in there. |
[20:47.42] | I screwed up my first date in nine years. |
[20:50.86] | -That could be it. -Oh,God. - |
[20:54.63] | You know,this is still pretty hot. |
[21:01.74] | Mushroom. |
[21:04.34] | Smile. |
[21:06.61] | They won't all be like this. Some might stay through dinner. |
[21:11.35] | -I'm sorry. That's not funny. -It's just.... - |
[21:14.75] | You know the whole "get on with your life" thing? |
[21:18.52] | Well,do I have to? |
[21:21.02] | I'm sitting here with this cute woman... |
[21:26.10] | ...and she's perfectly nice,but that... |
[21:31.57] | ...that's it. |
[21:33.74] | Then I'm here talking to you, and it's easy and it's fun. |
[21:38.94] | And I don't have to.... |
[21:41.78] | -I know. -You know? |
[21:47.48] | Here's a wacky thought. |
[21:50.82] | Let's say you and I give it another shot. |
[21:54.69] | I know what you're gonna say. You're a lesbian. |
[21:59.30] | But what do you say we just put that aside for now. |
[22:04.40] | Let's just stick a pin in it. |
[22:07.27] | Because we're great together. You can't deny it. |
[22:13.54] | I've got a ring at home that fits you. |
[22:17.68] | I've got lots of pictures with both of us in them. |
[22:22.72] | And best of all, you're carrying my baby. |
[22:27.12] | -I mean,how perfect is that? -Ross - |
[22:30.00] | You keep saying that,but there's something right here. I love you. |
[22:42.47] | I love you too. |
[22:45.88] | -But -No "but." - |
[22:49.51] | You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? |
[22:55.69] | It's time to take the pin out. |
[23:04.80] | You'll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you. |
[23:14.30] | All you need is a woman who likes men, and you'll be set. |
[23:21.41] | Not her. |
[23:35.29] | So,you guys really slide down a pole? |
[23:41.87] | -Absolutely. -That's so cool. - |
[23:46.57] | How do you get back up? |
[23:51.01] | Well,we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly. |
[23:58.68] | So,would you guys.... |
[24:01.52] | Would you like to,sometime,maybe.... |
[24:06.59] | Go for a drink sometime? |
[24:08.76] | Sure,sounds good. |
[24:10.33] | We get off at midnight. We'll pick you up then. |
[24:13.86] | Okay. Great! |
[24:16.50] | So will you bring the truck? |
[24:21.57] | I'll even let you ring the bell. |
[24:24.37] | -We'll see you later. -Bye! See you later! |
[24:29.38] | Oh,my God! |
[24:31.82] | See? There you go. The cleansing worked. |
[24:34.79] | You're right. They're nice guys! |
[24:38.02] | They're firemen guys! |
[24:42.06] | -Tell them you're married? -No. My girlfriend doesn't even know. - |
[00:37.-4] | Go up to her and say, " I' m returning your egg." |
[00:45.-3] | It' s insane. She' ll love it. |
[02:31.-3] | I said I' d bring a friend for her friend. |
[05:14.-3] | I' d take crying any day over Howard, the " I win" guy! |
[07:06.-2] | So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads. |
[13:41.-2] | And I have the receipt from my dinner with.... |
[17:16.-1] | Some greeting cards. |
[18:51.-2] | I just don' t think things are gonna work out. |
[23:09.-2] | It' s easy for you to say. You found one already. |
[00:02.31] | Ross, she wants you. |
[00:04.55] | We just live in the same building. |
[00:07.59] | Any contact? She lent me an egg. |
[00:10.12] | You' re in! Right. |
[00:14.69] | Hey, Ross. |
[00:22.07] | Come on. Get back in the game. |
[00:25.00] | The Rachel thing isn' t happening, your exwife' s a lesbian.... |
[00:30.01] | I don' t think we need a third. |
[00:32.41] | Could we get an egg, still in the shell? |
[00:35.78] | An egg? |
[00:42.39] | I think it' s winning. |
[00:48.56] | Thank you. Thank you. Here. |
[00:54.50] | Go with the egg, my friend. |
[00:58.77] | Go, go, go! |
[01:03.14] | Think it' ll work? No way. It' s suicide. |
[01:07.21] | The One With The Candy Hearts |
[01:56.56] | You can' t do this. Do what? |
[01:58.93] | Roger wants to take her out. No! Remember why you dumped him? |
[02:04.40] | Because he was creepy. |
[02:07.01] | And mean. And frightening. |
[02:09.11] | Still, it' s nice to have a date on Valentine' s Day! |
[02:14.25] | You can go out with a creep any night. |
[02:17.48] | I know I do. |
[02:22.19] | What are you doing tomorrow night? That depends on how tonight goes. |
[02:27.63] | About tonight Don' t you bail on me! |
[02:34.73] | But her friend sounds like a Pathetic mess. I know, but.... |
[02:39.60] | Come on. She' s needy, vulnerable. |
[02:42.44] | I' m thinking.... |
[02:48.91] | Thanks. |
[02:50.88] | You haven' t been out with a woman since Janice. You' re doing this. |
[02:57.82] | She said yes. Way to go, man! |
[03:02.83] | Still got the egg, huh? |
[03:18.31] | How do I look? |
[03:20.78] | I don' t care. |
[03:26.18] | There' s Lorraine. |
[03:28.45] | No trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess. |
[03:32.32] | Hi, Joey. |
[03:36.79] | Well, well! Look what you brought! |
[03:40.47] | Very nice. |
[03:42.90] | And what did you bring? |
[03:46.54] | She' s checking her coat. |
[03:48.57] | I' m gonna wash the cab smell off of my hands. |
[03:52.14] | Get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. |
[04:00.79] | Janice? |
[04:03.79] | Janice!? |
[04:06.56] | Oh... |
[04:07.89] | ... my... |
[04:09.49] | ... God! |
[04:14.70] | Hey, it' s Janice! |
[04:23.07] | Okay, I' m making a break for it! |
[04:25.78] | I' ve been waiting for, like, forever to go out with Lorraine. |
[04:30.65] | Just calm down. Calm down? |
[04:33.08] | You set me up with a woman I' ve dumped twice in the last five months! |
[04:38.46] | Can you stop yelling? You' re making me nervous and.... |
[04:45.20] | I can' t go when I' m nervous. |
[04:48.03] | I' m sorry, you' re right. |
[04:54.07] | Come on! Do it, do it! |
[04:59.01] | Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete. |
[05:03.01] | Who? Pete the Weeper |
[05:05.22] | The guy that used to cry every time we had sex? |
[05:09.25] | " Was it good for you?" |
[05:18.43] | " I win! I win!" " |
[05:21.87] | We went out for two months. I didn' t win once. |
[05:25.94] | How do we end up with these jerks? |
[05:29.61] | We' re some kind of magnets. |
[05:32.64] | I know I am. That' s why I can' t wear a digital watch. |
[05:39.22] | There' s more beer, right? |
[05:44.29] | You know my friend who shaves her head? |
[05:47.46] | No. No. |
[05:48.63] | I have this friend who shaves her head. |
[05:52.03] | She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle... |
[05:55.17] | ... you can do a cleansing ritual. |
[06:00.07] | Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald. |
[06:05.24] | Yeah. |
[06:07.18] | We can do it tomorrow night. |
[06:10.01] | It' s Valentine' s Day. It' s perfect. |
[06:12.42] | Okay, what kind of ritual? |
[06:14.82] | We can burn the stuff they gave us. |
[06:19.79] | Or...? |
[06:21.53] | Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks. |
[06:29.63] | Burning' s good. |
[06:41.11] | You know... |
[06:42.88] | ... I can pick up quarters with my toes. |
[06:47.59] | Yeah? Good for you. |
[06:53.16] | Quarters or rolls of quarters? |
[07:01.80] | By the way, I cut you out of all of my pictures. |
[07:11.04] | That' s okay. |
[07:13.18] | You could make little puppets out of them. |
[07:17.05] | And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty! |
[07:23.32] | We can' t do that! What? What can' t you do? |
[07:31.36] | Can I talk to you for a second? Over there? |
[07:41.04] | We might be leaving now. |
[07:43.91] | Tell me it' s you and me " we." |
[07:47.11] | She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off. |
[07:51.35] | I' m not even sure what slathering is! |
[07:54.59] | But I definitely want to be a part of it! |
[07:58.59] | Okay, you cannot do this to me. |
[08:02.73] | You' re right. I' m sorry. |
[08:05.20] | Can we have three chocolate mousses to go? |
[08:10.30] | I' m out of here. |
[08:13.64] | Here' s my credit card. Dinner' s on me. |
[08:17.41] | I hope she throws up on you. |
[08:22.05] | Thanks. |
[08:25.48] | So.... Just us. |
[08:28.65] | What a crappy night! |
[08:31.29] | I have enjoyed the fact... |
[08:34.00] | ... that your shirt' s been sticking out of your zipper. |
[08:43.70] | Excuse me. |
[08:48.24] | How you doing? |
[08:54.88] | So do we have the best friends, or what? |
[08:58.62] | Joey' s not a friend. He' s... |
[09:03.00] | ... a stupid man who left us his credit card. |
[09:07.63] | Another drink? Dessert? A bigscreen TV? |
[09:11.63] | I' ll have a drink. Got it. Good woman! |
[09:20.74] | A bottle of overpriced champagne. Each. |
[09:24.14] | That' s right, each. And a rob roy. |
[09:28.15] | I' ve always wanted to know. |
[09:48.07] | Happy Valentine' s Day! |
[09:59.71] | Oh, I miss you already. |
[10:03.81] | Can you believe this happened? No, no! |
[10:08.59] | And yet it did. |
[10:11.16] | Goodbye, Janice. kiss me! |
[10:16.19] | Oh, Chandler. Sorry. |
[10:18.60] | Oh, Chandler. Sorry! |
[10:23.20] | Hey, Janice. Hi, Monica. |
[10:25.67] | Well, this was very special. |
[10:29.91] | Rach, come see who' s out here! |
[10:33.14] | What' s going on? Oh, my God! |
[10:36.35] | Janice! Hi! |
[10:38.92] | Janice is gonna go away now! |
[10:43.59] | I' ll be right back. |
[10:46.79] | Joey! Look who it is! |
[10:53.00] | Good. Joey' s home. |
[10:54.77] | This is so much fun! |
[10:57.37] | This is like a reunion in the hall! |
[11:02.57] | Ross, there' s someone I want you to say hi to. |
[11:08.01] | He happened to call. |
[11:09.61] | Hi, Ross. That' s right, it' s me! How did you know? |
[11:29.70] | So, if dogs experience jet lag... |
[11:33.67] | ... because of the seven dog years to one human year thing... |
[11:38.21] | ... when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles... |
[11:41.78] | ... he doesn' t just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. |
[11:49.29] | That' s funny! |
[11:59.56] | They should be cooking the food soon. |
[12:02.60] | Oh, good. oh, |
[12:14.11] | Who are they? |
[12:15.68] | The blond is my exwife. The woman touching her is her... |
[12:21.55] | ... close, personal friend. |
[12:26.12] | They' re lovers? lf you want to put a label on it. |
[12:33.63] | Anything else I should know? Nope. That' s it. |
[12:38.04] | Oh, and she' s pregnant with my baby. |
[12:44.31] | I always forget that part. |
[12:48.58] | Hello! Hello! |
[12:56.15] | Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine. |
[13:03.23] | All I had is oregano and a Fresca. |
[13:06.63] | That' s okay! |
[13:12.70] | Now we need the semen of a righteous man. |
[13:22.25] | If we had that, we wouldn' t be doing the ritual in the first place. |
[13:27.92] | Can we start throwing things in? Yeah, okay! |
[13:35.19] | Okay. Barry' s letters. |
[13:38.13] | Adam Ritter' s boxer shorts. |
[13:49.11] | A picture of Scotty Jared naked! Let me see! |
[13:52.84] | He' s wearing a sweater. No. |
[14:01.09] | Whose MCl card is that? Mine. Shoot! |
[14:04.26] | Remember this number: Nine, seven, four.... |
[14:10.39] | Okay, and here we have the last of Paolo' s grappa. |
[14:14.33] | Wait, isn' t it almost pure |
[14:21.21] | How can I dump this woman on Valentine' s Day? |
[14:25.21] | I don' t know. You dumped her on New Year' s. |
[14:29.35] | In my next life, I' m coming back as a toilet brush. |
[14:35.09] | Hello, funny valentine! |
[14:38.69] | Hi, just Janice. |
[14:41.39] | Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. |
[14:44.50] | I could just kiss you all over, and I' m gonna. |
[14:52.74] | If you don' t do it, I will. |
[15:15.43] | So are you actually from New York? Not originally. I' m from |
[15:21.13] | You said they' d shoot it without you. I thought they could. |
[15:25.44] | The maxipads were a piece of cake. Minipads should be that much easier. |
[15:31.54] | It' s Valentine' s Day. I know, but it' s my job. |
[15:35.68] | I' ll try to get back as soon as I can. |
[15:39.12] | I' m spending most of my time teaching science... |
[15:42.42] | ... which is funny because that wasn' t even my major. |
[15:58.34] | Now, that is funny! |
[16:03.64] | Do you think it would be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? |
[16:09.15] | Because she' s alone now. And pregnant. And sad. |
[16:14.92] | I guess. Are you sure? Carol! |
[16:19.06] | Wanna join us? No, I' m fine. |
[16:22.09] | Come on. These people will scooch down. |
[16:26.50] | You guys will scooch, won' t you? Let' s try scooching! Come on! |
[16:32.10] | Come on. Thank you. |
[16:36.51] | IKristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristen. |
[16:40.91] | How do you do? Carol teaches sixth grade. |
[16:45.08] | And Kristen.... |
[16:50.69] | IKristen does something... |
[16:54.56] | ... that, funnily enough... |
[16:58.13] | ... wasn' t even her major! |
[17:03.67] | Thanks for coming over. Not at all. It' s pretty much our job. |
[17:08.37] | That' s why we get the cool hats. |
[17:11.34] | What do we got there? A piece of sik boxer shorts. |
[17:19.22] | A halfcharred picture of.... |
[17:22.00] | That guy' s hairier than the chief! |
[17:28.06] | It' s a really funny story how this happened. |
[17:32.16] | I was taking out the trash, and Phoebe was burning incense |
[17:37.67] | It' s all right. |
[17:39.24] | This isn' t the first boyfriend bonfire we' ve seen get out of control. |
[17:45.01] | Third one tonight. Really? |
[17:47.54] | Valentine' s is our busiest night of the year. |
[17:53.75] | Next time you' re burning your exboyfriend' s stuff: |
[17:57.29] | One, do it in a wellventilated area. |
[18:00.39] | Two, if you wanna burn his clothing, stay away from synthetic fabrics. |
[18:05.76] | Three, try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself. |
[18:13.54] | I brought you something. ls it loaded? |
[18:20.84] | Oh, little candy hearts. " Chan and Jan Forever." |
[18:27.52] | I had them made special. |
[18:33.42] | Okay, Janice. ok, |
[18:38.43] | Hey, Janice. |
[18:42.83] | There' s no way to tell you this. |
[18:45.34] | At least, there' s no new way. |
[18:56.48] | That' s fine. |
[19:01.59] | It is? It is? |
[19:03.62] | Because I know that this isn' t the end. |
[19:09.19] | You see, actually, it is. |
[19:11.86] | No, because you won' t let that happen. |
[19:14.90] | Don' t you know it yet? |
[19:16.90] | You love me, Chandler Bing! |
[19:24.04] | Oh, no, I don' t. |
[19:26.31] | Why do we keep ending up together? New Year' s, who invited who? |
[19:31.52] | Valentine' s, who asked who into bed? I did, but |
[19:35.72] | You seek me out! |
[19:37.49] | Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! |
[19:42.73] | Janice! Janice! |
[19:46.80] | You push me away, you pull me back! |
[19:51.27] | You want me. You need me. |
[19:54.04] | You can' t live without me. And you know it. |
[19:59.34] | You just don' t know you know it. |
[20:07.78] | See? |
[20:15.69] | Call me! |
[20:25.54] | It' s not true. I never called your mother a wolverine. |
[20:29.81] | You did so, I swear to |
[20:36.18] | How long has she been in the bathroom? |
[20:39.52] | She isn' t in the bathroom. Her coat' s gone. |
[20:42.92] | Well, maybe it' s cold in there. |
[20:47.42] | I screwed up my first date in nine years. |
[20:50.86] | That could be it. Oh, God. |
[20:54.63] | You know, this is still pretty hot. |
[21:01.74] | Mushroom. |
[21:04.34] | Smile. |
[21:06.61] | They won' t all be like this. Some might stay through dinner. |
[21:11.35] | I' m sorry. That' s not funny. It' s just.... |
[21:14.75] | You know the whole " get on with your life" thing? |
[21:18.52] | Well, do I have to? |
[21:21.02] | I' m sitting here with this cute woman... |
[21:26.10] | ... and she' s perfectly nice, but that... |
[21:31.57] | ... that' s it. |
[21:33.74] | Then I' m here talking to you, and it' s easy and it' s fun. |
[21:38.94] | And I don' t have to.... |
[21:41.78] | I know. You know? |
[21:47.48] | Here' s a wacky thought. |
[21:50.82] | Let' s say you and I give it another shot. |
[21:54.69] | I know what you' re gonna say. You' re a lesbian. |
[21:59.30] | But what do you say we just put that aside for now. |
[22:04.40] | Let' s just stick a pin in it. |
[22:07.27] | Because we' re great together. You can' t deny it. |
[22:13.54] | I' ve got a ring at home that fits you. |
[22:17.68] | I' ve got lots of pictures with both of us in them. |
[22:22.72] | And best of all, you' re carrying my baby. |
[22:27.12] | I mean, how perfect is that? Ross |
[22:30.00] | You keep saying that, but there' s something right here. I love you. |
[22:42.47] | I love you too. |
[22:45.88] | But No " but." |
[22:49.51] | You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? |
[22:55.69] | It' s time to take the pin out. |
[23:04.80] | You' ll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you. |
[23:14.30] | All you need is a woman who likes men, and you' ll be set. |
[23:21.41] | Not her. |
[23:35.29] | So, you guys really slide down a pole? |
[23:41.87] | Absolutely. That' s so cool. |
[23:46.57] | How do you get back up? |
[23:51.01] | Well, we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly. |
[23:58.68] | So, would you guys.... |
[24:01.52] | Would you like to, sometime, maybe.... |
[24:06.59] | Go for a drink sometime? |
[24:08.76] | Sure, sounds good. |
[24:10.33] | We get off at midnight. We' ll pick you up then. |
[24:13.86] | Okay. Great! |
[24:16.50] | So will you bring the truck? |
[24:21.57] | I' ll even let you ring the bell. |
[24:24.37] | We' ll see you later. Bye! See you later! |
[24:29.38] | Oh, my God! |
[24:31.82] | See? There you go. The cleansing worked. |
[24:34.79] | You' re right. They' re nice guys! |
[24:38.02] | They' re firemen guys! |
[24:42.06] | Tell them you' re married? No. My girlfriend doesn' t even know. |
[00:37.-4] | Go up to her and say, " I' m returning your egg." |
[00:45.-3] | It' s insane. She' ll love it. |
[02:31.-3] | I said I' d bring a friend for her friend. |
[05:14.-3] | I' d take crying any day over Howard, the " I win" guy! |
[07:06.-2] | So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads. |
[13:41.-2] | And I have the receipt from my dinner with.... |
[17:16.-1] | Some greeting cards. |
[18:51.-2] | I just don' t think things are gonna work out. |
[23:09.-2] | It' s easy for you to say. You found one already. |
[00:02.31] | Ross, she wants you. |
[00:04.55] | We just live in the same building. |
[00:07.59] | Any contact? She lent me an egg. |
[00:10.12] | You' re in! Right. |
[00:14.69] | Hey, Ross. |
[00:22.07] | Come on. Get back in the game. |
[00:25.00] | The Rachel thing isn' t happening, your exwife' s a lesbian.... |
[00:30.01] | I don' t think we need a third. |
[00:32.41] | Could we get an egg, still in the shell? |
[00:35.78] | An egg? |
[00:42.39] | I think it' s winning. |
[00:48.56] | Thank you. Thank you. Here. |
[00:54.50] | Go with the egg, my friend. |
[00:58.77] | Go, go, go! |
[01:03.14] | Think it' ll work? No way. It' s suicide. |
[01:07.21] | The One With The Candy Hearts |
[01:56.56] | You can' t do this. Do what? |
[01:58.93] | Roger wants to take her out. No! Remember why you dumped him? |
[02:04.40] | Because he was creepy. |
[02:07.01] | And mean. And frightening. |
[02:09.11] | Still, it' s nice to have a date on Valentine' s Day! |
[02:14.25] | You can go out with a creep any night. |
[02:17.48] | I know I do. |
[02:22.19] | What are you doing tomorrow night? That depends on how tonight goes. |
[02:27.63] | About tonight Don' t you bail on me! |
[02:34.73] | But her friend sounds like a Pathetic mess. I know, but.... |
[02:39.60] | Come on. She' s needy, vulnerable. |
[02:42.44] | I' m thinking.... |
[02:48.91] | Thanks. |
[02:50.88] | You haven' t been out with a woman since Janice. You' re doing this. |
[02:57.82] | She said yes. Way to go, man! |
[03:02.83] | Still got the egg, huh? |
[03:18.31] | How do I look? |
[03:20.78] | I don' t care. |
[03:26.18] | There' s Lorraine. |
[03:28.45] | No trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess. |
[03:32.32] | Hi, Joey. |
[03:36.79] | Well, well! Look what you brought! |
[03:40.47] | Very nice. |
[03:42.90] | And what did you bring? |
[03:46.54] | She' s checking her coat. |
[03:48.57] | I' m gonna wash the cab smell off of my hands. |
[03:52.14] | Get me a white zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice. |
[04:00.79] | Janice? |
[04:03.79] | Janice!? |
[04:06.56] | Oh... |
[04:07.89] | ... my... |
[04:09.49] | ... God! |
[04:14.70] | Hey, it' s Janice! |
[04:23.07] | Okay, I' m making a break for it! |
[04:25.78] | I' ve been waiting for, like, forever to go out with Lorraine. |
[04:30.65] | Just calm down. Calm down? |
[04:33.08] | You set me up with a woman I' ve dumped twice in the last five months! |
[04:38.46] | Can you stop yelling? You' re making me nervous and.... |
[04:45.20] | I can' t go when I' m nervous. |
[04:48.03] | I' m sorry, you' re right. |
[04:54.07] | Come on! Do it, do it! |
[04:59.01] | Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete. |
[05:03.01] | Who? Pete the Weeper |
[05:05.22] | The guy that used to cry every time we had sex? |
[05:09.25] | " Was it good for you?" |
[05:18.43] | " I win! I win!" " |
[05:21.87] | We went out for two months. I didn' t win once. |
[05:25.94] | How do we end up with these jerks? |
[05:29.61] | We' re some kind of magnets. |
[05:32.64] | I know I am. That' s why I can' t wear a digital watch. |
[05:39.22] | There' s more beer, right? |
[05:44.29] | You know my friend who shaves her head? |
[05:47.46] | No. No. |
[05:48.63] | I have this friend who shaves her head. |
[05:52.03] | She says to break the bad boyfriend cycle... |
[05:55.17] | ... you can do a cleansing ritual. |
[06:00.07] | Pheebs, this woman is voluntarily bald. |
[06:05.24] | Yeah. |
[06:07.18] | We can do it tomorrow night. |
[06:10.01] | It' s Valentine' s Day. It' s perfect. |
[06:12.42] | Okay, what kind of ritual? |
[06:14.82] | We can burn the stuff they gave us. |
[06:19.79] | Or...? |
[06:21.53] | Or we can chant and dance around naked with sticks. |
[06:29.63] | Burning' s good. |
[06:41.11] | You know... |
[06:42.88] | ... I can pick up quarters with my toes. |
[06:47.59] | Yeah? Good for you. |
[06:53.16] | Quarters or rolls of quarters? |
[07:01.80] | By the way, I cut you out of all of my pictures. |
[07:11.04] | That' s okay. |
[07:13.18] | You could make little puppets out of them. |
[07:17.05] | And you could use them in your Theater of Cruelty! |
[07:23.32] | We can' t do that! What? What can' t you do? |
[07:31.36] | Can I talk to you for a second? Over there? |
[07:41.04] | We might be leaving now. |
[07:43.91] | Tell me it' s you and me " we." |
[07:47.11] | She wants to slather my body with stuff and lick it off. |
[07:51.35] | I' m not even sure what slathering is! |
[07:54.59] | But I definitely want to be a part of it! |
[07:58.59] | Okay, you cannot do this to me. |
[08:02.73] | You' re right. I' m sorry. |
[08:05.20] | Can we have three chocolate mousses to go? |
[08:10.30] | I' m out of here. |
[08:13.64] | Here' s my credit card. Dinner' s on me. |
[08:17.41] | I hope she throws up on you. |
[08:22.05] | Thanks. |
[08:25.48] | So.... Just us. |
[08:28.65] | What a crappy night! |
[08:31.29] | I have enjoyed the fact... |
[08:34.00] | ... that your shirt' s been sticking out of your zipper. |
[08:43.70] | Excuse me. |
[08:48.24] | How you doing? |
[08:54.88] | So do we have the best friends, or what? |
[08:58.62] | Joey' s not a friend. He' s... |
[09:03.00] | ... a stupid man who left us his credit card. |
[09:07.63] | Another drink? Dessert? A bigscreen TV? |
[09:11.63] | I' ll have a drink. Got it. Good woman! |
[09:20.74] | A bottle of overpriced champagne. Each. |
[09:24.14] | That' s right, each. And a rob roy. |
[09:28.15] | I' ve always wanted to know. |
[09:48.07] | Happy Valentine' s Day! |
[09:59.71] | Oh, I miss you already. |
[10:03.81] | Can you believe this happened? No, no! |
[10:08.59] | And yet it did. |
[10:11.16] | Goodbye, Janice. kiss me! |
[10:16.19] | Oh, Chandler. Sorry. |
[10:18.60] | Oh, Chandler. Sorry! |
[10:23.20] | Hey, Janice. Hi, Monica. |
[10:25.67] | Well, this was very special. |
[10:29.91] | Rach, come see who' s out here! |
[10:33.14] | What' s going on? Oh, my God! |
[10:36.35] | Janice! Hi! |
[10:38.92] | Janice is gonna go away now! |
[10:43.59] | I' ll be right back. |
[10:46.79] | Joey! Look who it is! |
[10:53.00] | Good. Joey' s home. |
[10:54.77] | This is so much fun! |
[10:57.37] | This is like a reunion in the hall! |
[11:02.57] | Ross, there' s someone I want you to say hi to. |
[11:08.01] | He happened to call. |
[11:09.61] | Hi, Ross. That' s right, it' s me! How did you know? |
[11:29.70] | So, if dogs experience jet lag... |
[11:33.67] | ... because of the seven dog years to one human year thing... |
[11:38.21] | ... when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles... |
[11:41.78] | ... he doesn' t just lose three hours, he loses a week and a half. |
[11:49.29] | That' s funny! |
[11:59.56] | They should be cooking the food soon. |
[12:02.60] | Oh, good. oh, |
[12:14.11] | Who are they? |
[12:15.68] | The blond is my exwife. The woman touching her is her... |
[12:21.55] | ... close, personal friend. |
[12:26.12] | They' re lovers? lf you want to put a label on it. |
[12:33.63] | Anything else I should know? Nope. That' s it. |
[12:38.04] | Oh, and she' s pregnant with my baby. |
[12:44.31] | I always forget that part. |
[12:48.58] | Hello! Hello! |
[12:56.15] | Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine. |
[13:03.23] | All I had is oregano and a Fresca. |
[13:06.63] | That' s okay! |
[13:12.70] | Now we need the semen of a righteous man. |
[13:22.25] | If we had that, we wouldn' t be doing the ritual in the first place. |
[13:27.92] | Can we start throwing things in? Yeah, okay! |
[13:35.19] | Okay. Barry' s letters. |
[13:38.13] | Adam Ritter' s boxer shorts. |
[13:49.11] | A picture of Scotty Jared naked! Let me see! |
[13:52.84] | He' s wearing a sweater. No. |
[14:01.09] | Whose MCl card is that? Mine. Shoot! |
[14:04.26] | Remember this number: Nine, seven, four.... |
[14:10.39] | Okay, and here we have the last of Paolo' s grappa. |
[14:14.33] | Wait, isn' t it almost pure |
[14:21.21] | How can I dump this woman on Valentine' s Day? |
[14:25.21] | I don' t know. You dumped her on New Year' s. |
[14:29.35] | In my next life, I' m coming back as a toilet brush. |
[14:35.09] | Hello, funny valentine! |
[14:38.69] | Hi, just Janice. |
[14:41.39] | Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. |
[14:44.50] | I could just kiss you all over, and I' m gonna. |
[14:52.74] | If you don' t do it, I will. |
[15:15.43] | So are you actually from New York? Not originally. I' m from |
[15:21.13] | You said they' d shoot it without you. I thought they could. |
[15:25.44] | The maxipads were a piece of cake. Minipads should be that much easier. |
[15:31.54] | It' s Valentine' s Day. I know, but it' s my job. |
[15:35.68] | I' ll try to get back as soon as I can. |
[15:39.12] | I' m spending most of my time teaching science... |
[15:42.42] | ... which is funny because that wasn' t even my major. |
[15:58.34] | Now, that is funny! |
[16:03.64] | Do you think it would be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us? |
[16:09.15] | Because she' s alone now. And pregnant. And sad. |
[16:14.92] | I guess. Are you sure? Carol! |
[16:19.06] | Wanna join us? No, I' m fine. |
[16:22.09] | Come on. These people will scooch down. |
[16:26.50] | You guys will scooch, won' t you? Let' s try scooching! Come on! |
[16:32.10] | Come on. Thank you. |
[16:36.51] | IKristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristen. |
[16:40.91] | How do you do? Carol teaches sixth grade. |
[16:45.08] | And Kristen.... |
[16:50.69] | IKristen does something... |
[16:54.56] | ... that, funnily enough... |
[16:58.13] | ... wasn' t even her major! |
[17:03.67] | Thanks for coming over. Not at all. It' s pretty much our job. |
[17:08.37] | That' s why we get the cool hats. |
[17:11.34] | What do we got there? A piece of sik boxer shorts. |
[17:19.22] | A halfcharred picture of.... |
[17:22.00] | That guy' s hairier than the chief! |
[17:28.06] | It' s a really funny story how this happened. |
[17:32.16] | I was taking out the trash, and Phoebe was burning incense |
[17:37.67] | It' s all right. |
[17:39.24] | This isn' t the first boyfriend bonfire we' ve seen get out of control. |
[17:45.01] | Third one tonight. Really? |
[17:47.54] | Valentine' s is our busiest night of the year. |
[17:53.75] | Next time you' re burning your exboyfriend' s stuff: |
[17:57.29] | One, do it in a wellventilated area. |
[18:00.39] | Two, if you wanna burn his clothing, stay away from synthetic fabrics. |
[18:05.76] | Three, try to let go of the anger, and learn to love yourself. |
[18:13.54] | I brought you something. ls it loaded? |
[18:20.84] | Oh, little candy hearts. " Chan and Jan Forever." |
[18:27.52] | I had them made special. |
[18:33.42] | Okay, Janice. ok, |
[18:38.43] | Hey, Janice. |
[18:42.83] | There' s no way to tell you this. |
[18:45.34] | At least, there' s no new way. |
[18:56.48] | That' s fine. |
[19:01.59] | It is? It is? |
[19:03.62] | Because I know that this isn' t the end. |
[19:09.19] | You see, actually, it is. |
[19:11.86] | No, because you won' t let that happen. |
[19:14.90] | Don' t you know it yet? |
[19:16.90] | You love me, Chandler Bing! |
[19:24.04] | Oh, no, I don' t. |
[19:26.31] | Why do we keep ending up together? New Year' s, who invited who? |
[19:31.52] | Valentine' s, who asked who into bed? I did, but |
[19:35.72] | You seek me out! |
[19:37.49] | Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn! |
[19:42.73] | Janice! Janice! |
[19:46.80] | You push me away, you pull me back! |
[19:51.27] | You want me. You need me. |
[19:54.04] | You can' t live without me. And you know it. |
[19:59.34] | You just don' t know you know it. |
[20:07.78] | See? |
[20:15.69] | Call me! |
[20:25.54] | It' s not true. I never called your mother a wolverine. |
[20:29.81] | You did so, I swear to |
[20:36.18] | How long has she been in the bathroom? |
[20:39.52] | She isn' t in the bathroom. Her coat' s gone. |
[20:42.92] | Well, maybe it' s cold in there. |
[20:47.42] | I screwed up my first date in nine years. |
[20:50.86] | That could be it. Oh, God. |
[20:54.63] | You know, this is still pretty hot. |
[21:01.74] | Mushroom. |
[21:04.34] | Smile. |
[21:06.61] | They won' t all be like this. Some might stay through dinner. |
[21:11.35] | I' m sorry. That' s not funny. It' s just.... |
[21:14.75] | You know the whole " get on with your life" thing? |
[21:18.52] | Well, do I have to? |
[21:21.02] | I' m sitting here with this cute woman... |
[21:26.10] | ... and she' s perfectly nice, but that... |
[21:31.57] | ... that' s it. |
[21:33.74] | Then I' m here talking to you, and it' s easy and it' s fun. |
[21:38.94] | And I don' t have to.... |
[21:41.78] | I know. You know? |
[21:47.48] | Here' s a wacky thought. |
[21:50.82] | Let' s say you and I give it another shot. |
[21:54.69] | I know what you' re gonna say. You' re a lesbian. |
[21:59.30] | But what do you say we just put that aside for now. |
[22:04.40] | Let' s just stick a pin in it. |
[22:07.27] | Because we' re great together. You can' t deny it. |
[22:13.54] | I' ve got a ring at home that fits you. |
[22:17.68] | I' ve got lots of pictures with both of us in them. |
[22:22.72] | And best of all, you' re carrying my baby. |
[22:27.12] | I mean, how perfect is that? Ross |
[22:30.00] | You keep saying that, but there' s something right here. I love you. |
[22:42.47] | I love you too. |
[22:45.88] | But No " but." |
[22:49.51] | You know that thing we put over here with the pin in it? |
[22:55.69] | It' s time to take the pin out. |
[23:04.80] | You' ll find someone. The right woman is waiting for you. |
[23:14.30] | All you need is a woman who likes men, and you' ll be set. |
[23:21.41] | Not her. |
[23:35.29] | So, you guys really slide down a pole? |
[23:41.87] | Absolutely. That' s so cool. |
[23:46.57] | How do you get back up? |
[23:51.01] | Well, we rarely have to return from a fire as quickly. |
[23:58.68] | So, would you guys.... |
[24:01.52] | Would you like to, sometime, maybe.... |
[24:06.59] | Go for a drink sometime? |
[24:08.76] | Sure, sounds good. |
[24:10.33] | We get off at midnight. We' ll pick you up then. |
[24:13.86] | Okay. Great! |
[24:16.50] | So will you bring the truck? |
[24:21.57] | I' ll even let you ring the bell. |
[24:24.37] | We' ll see you later. Bye! See you later! |
[24:29.38] | Oh, my God! |
[24:31.82] | See? There you go. The cleansing worked. |
[24:34.79] | You' re right. They' re nice guys! |
[24:38.02] | They' re firemen guys! |
[24:42.06] | Tell them you' re married? No. My girlfriend doesn' t even know. |