| [03:37.-3] | -Phoebe,you' re on. -Oh,good. |
| [05:14.-3] | Sorry,l |
| [06:15.-4] | I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. |
| [08:42.-2] | Okay. But if he asks, I'm not going to lie. |
| [09:31.-1] | The longer I waited,the more phenomenal the kiss had to be. |
| [10:55.-2] | -Your ex-boyfriend? -Yeah. - |
| [12:37.-2] | If you see him,tell him to pack. We are going to Minsk. |
| [13:16.-2] | Congratulations! This is so exciting! |
| [15:03.-4] | Of course,we were,but Forgive and forget. |
| [17:51.-4] | -Ow! -Okay. |
| [18:41.-3] | ... but at least check in. |
| [18:59.-1] | Kill me. Kill me now. |
| [20:02.-4] | Let me talk to you for just a sec. |
| [20:15.-3] | -l' m sorry. -Yeah,yeah,okay. - |
| [20:27.-2] | All right,Janice,that's it! |
| [22:34.-3] | ... because you don't wanna start the year with me if you can't finish it. |
| [24:00.-1] | ... but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. |
| [00:05.92] | All right! You guys, it's starting to snow. |
| [00:09.75] | And look,Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candy canes. |
| [00:14.16] | Where? |
| [00:16.43] | Oh. Well. |
| [00:19.30] | That's festive. |
| [00:23.50] | Guys,there's somebody I'd like you to meet. |
| [00:29.54] | Wait,wait. What is that? |
| [00:31.48] | -That's Marcel. Wanna say hi? -No,I don't. - |
| [00:34.68] | -He's cute! Where'd you get him? -My friend Bethel saved him from a lab. - |
| [00:39.42] | That is so cruel. |
| [00:41.00] | Why would a parent name their child Bethel? |
| [00:47.39] | That monkey's got a Ross on his ass. |
| [00:54.67] | Is he gonna live with you in your apartment? |
| [00:57.84] | Yeah. It's been kind of quiet since Carol left. |
| [01:01.24] | Why not get a roommate? |
| [01:03.24] | You reach a certain age,having a roommate is just kind of pathet |
| [01:11.05] | That's " pathet. " Sanskrit for " really cool way to live. |
| [01:16.86] | The One With the Monkey |
| [02:04.90] | I' m doing new material tonight. |
| [02:07.41] | I have 1 2 songs about my mother's suicide and one about a snowman. |
| [02:14.18] | You might wanna open with the snowman. |
| [02:18.08] | -Hi,Joey. -Hey,buddy. |
| [02:20.55] | -So how'd it go? -I didn't get the job. - |
| [02:25.66] | How could you not? You were Santa last year. |
| [02:29.66] | Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. |
| [02:35.03] | He's not even jolly. It's all political. |
| [02:38.10] | -What are you gonna be? -One of his helpers. - |
| [02:41.57] | It's just such a slap in the face, you know? |
| [02:44.78] | Do you know what you' re doing for New Year's? |
| [02:49.38] | Hey,what? What is wrong with New Year's? |
| [02:52.32] | You have Paolo. You don't have to face the pressure... |
| [02:56.82] | ...of finding lips to kiss when the ball drops! |
| [03:01.03] | Man,I'm talking loud! |
| [03:04.33] | Paolo's gonna be in Rome this New Year's. |
| [03:08.03] | -I'll be just as pathetic as you. -Yeah,you wish. - |
| [03:13.84] | I've got an idea. Dinner. |
| [03:16.21] | It's perfect. We'll put it between lunch and breakfast. |
| [03:21.75] | I'm sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. |
| [03:25.72] | I say this year,we make a pact. Just the six of us. Dinner. |
| [03:30.16] | -Sure. -Fine. |
| [03:31.76] | I was hoping for more enthusiasm. |
| [03:39.66] | Hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand... |
| [03:43.60] | ... Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
| [03:49.24] | Hi. Thanks. Hi. hi. |
| [03:52.44] | I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me. |
| [04:01.69] | I made a man with eyes of coal |
| [04:05.02] | And a smile so bewitching |
| [04:08.89] | How was I supposed to know |
| [04:11.70] | That my mom was dead in the kitchen? |
| [04:21.71] | My mother's ashes |
| [04:24.54] | Even her eyelashes |
| [04:27.81] | Are resting in a little yellow jar |
| [04:36.35] | And sometimes when it's freezing |
| [04:39.82] | I feel a little sneezy |
| [04:42.86] | And now I Excuse me? Excuse me? Yeah,noisy boys. |
| [04:49.17] | Is it something you'd like to share with the group? |
| [04:54.07] | No. No,that's okay. |
| [04:56.77] | If it's important enough while I'm playing... |
| [04:59.91] | ...it's important enough for everyone else. |
| [05:03.31] | That guy's going home with a note. |
| [05:11.52] | -I was just saying -Speak up. - |
| [05:16.13] | I was saying you were the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen. |
| [05:20.73] | And he said that Daryl Hannah... |
| [05:23.13] | ...was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. |
| [05:26.67] | I said I liked her in Splash, but not Wall Street. |
| [05:30.07] | I thought she had a hard quality. |
| [05:34.11] | While Daryl is beautiful in a conventional way... |
| [05:37.62] | ...you are luminous with a kind of delicate grace. |
| [05:43.76] | Then that's when you started yelling. |
| [05:54.63] | We're gonna take a short break. |
| [06:01.11] | That guy's going home with more than a note. |
| [06:09.05] | Come here,Marcel. Sit here. |
| [06:18.12] | By my sixth date with Paolo, he'd already named both my breasts. |
| [06:26.23] | Did I just share too much? |
| [06:29.93] | Just a smidge. |
| [06:32.44] | David's,like,a scientist guy. He's very methodical. |
| [06:36.24] | -I think it's romantic. -Me too! - |
| [06:38.51] | Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? |
| [06:42.28] | He's kind of like the guy I went to see that with. |
| [06:50.79] | Except he's smarter and gentler and sweeter. |
| [06:55.59] | I just wanna be with him all the time. |
| [06:58.70] | You know,day and night. And night and day. |
| [07:02.27] | And special occasions. |
| [07:07.17] | I see. You're gonna ask him to New Year's. |
| [07:10.44] | -She's gonna break the pact. -No! No,no. |
| [07:14.71] | No. Yeah,could I just? |
| [07:19.62] | -Yeah. I already asked Janice. -What? - |
| [07:22.65] | This was a pact! This was your pact! |
| [07:25.59] | I couldn't handle the pressure. I snapped! |
| [07:28.43] | But that was the worst breakup in history! |
| [07:31.66] | I'm not saying it was a good idea. I snapped! |
| [07:36.43] | Hi,sorry I'm late. |
| [07:47.81] | Too many jokes. |
| [07:51.15] | Must mock Joey. |
| [07:55.02] | Nice shoes,huh? |
| [07:57.86] | God,you're killing me! |
| [08:01.73] | Ross,he's playing with my spatulas again! |
| [08:05.20] | -He's not gonna hurt them,right? -Do you always have to bring him? - |
| [08:11.24] | I didn't wanna leave him alone. We had our first fight this morning. |
| [08:17.74] | It has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean. |
| [08:24.82] | He threw some feces. |
| [08:30.46] | If you're working late, I can look in on him. |
| [08:33.69] | That would be great! |
| [08:35.73] | But make sure it seems like you're there to see him. |
| [08:39.70] | You're not doing it for me. |
| [08:51.54] | But you can't actually test this theory. |
| [08:54.31] | T oday's particle accelerators aren't powerful enough... |
| [08:58.72] | -...to simulate these conditions. -I have a question then. - |
| [09:03.15] | -Yeah? -Do you plan on kissing me ever? |
| [09:09.86] | That's definitely a valid question, and the answer... |
| [09:14.70] | ...would be yes. Yes,I was. |
| [09:22.84] | But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss... |
| [09:26.24] | ...at a phenomenal moment because it's you. |
| [09:29.68] | Sure. |
| [09:35.19] | Now,it's just gotta be one of those things where l... |
| [09:39.52] | ...sweep everything off the table. … |
| [09:42.76] | And I'm not really a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:45.86] | David,I think you are a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:50.10] | I mean,you're a sweeper trapped inside a physicist's body. |
| [09:55.41] | -Really? -I'm sure |
| [09:57.11] | You should just do it. Just throw me. |
| [10:03.41] | -Now? -Yeah,right now. Just.... |
| [10:05.92] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| [10:10.69] | You know what? This is really expensive. |
| [10:14.63] | And this was a gift. |
| [10:17.73] | -Now you' re just tidying up. -Okay. - |
| [10:25.07] | -You want me to throw you? -I can hop. - |
| [10:44.46] | T ell me something,what does " no-date pact" mean to you? |
| [10:48.73] | It's just that Chandler and Phoebe have somebody. |
| [10:52.80] | I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby. |
| [10:57.40] | -You know more than one Fun Bobby? -I happen to know a Fun Bob. - |
| [11:03.91] | -Okay. Here we go. -There's no room for milk. - |
| [11:13.82] | There. Now there is. |
| [11:16.15] | So on our no-date evening, three of you now have dates. |
| [11:21.03] | -Four. -Five. |
| [11:24.23] | Sorry. Paolo's catching an earlier flight. |
| [11:27.10] | And I met this really hot single mom at the store. |
| [11:31.17] | What's an elf to do? |
| [11:33.54] | So I'll be the only one alone when the ball drops? |
| [11:38.14] | We'll have a big party, and no one will know who's with who. |
| [11:42.55] | I'll know. This is so not what I needed right now. |
| [11:46.68] | -What's the matter? -Oh,it's Marcel. - |
| [11:51.72] | He's angry with me. I have no idea why. He keeps shutting me out. |
| [11:56.83] | He's walking around all the time, dragging his hands. |
| [12:01.17] | That's weird. I had a blast with him. |
| [12:04.44] | -Really? -We played,watched TV. - |
| [12:06.67] | That juggling thing is amazing. |
| [12:12.14] | What juggling thing? |
| [12:14.85] | With the socks? I figured you taught him that. |
| [12:18.65] | No. |
| [12:21.02] | It wasn't that big a deal. Just socks. And a melon. |
| [12:29.26] | -Phoebe! -Max. Do you know everybody? - |
| [12:32.06] | No. Have you seen David? |
| [12:35.23] | He hasn't been around. |
| [12:41.14] | -Minsk? -Minsk. It's in Russia. |
| [12:44.74] | I know where Minsk is. |
| [12:48.21] | We got the grant. Three years,all expenses paid. |
| [12:52.32] | And if you're gonna do Minsk, that's the way to go. |
| [12:56.65] | -So when do you leave? -January 1 st. - |
| [13:07.06] | -Hello? -What? Hey. Hi. - |
| [13:12.17] | -What are you doing here? -Max told me about Minsk. - |
| [13:20.14] | It'd be even more exciting if we were going. |
| [13:23.31] | Oh,you're not going? Oh,why? |
| [13:27.18] | T ell her. " I don't wanna go... |
| [13:29.42] | ...to work with Lipson, Yamaguchi and Flank. … |
| [13:32.89] | I wanna stay and make out with my girlfriend! " |
| [13:36.36] | Okay,thank you,Max. Thank you. |
| [13:40.36] | So you're really not going? |
| [13:42.53] | I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just.... |
| [13:45.87] | How can I leave you? I just found you. |
| [13:48.77] | Oh,David. But what are you gonna do? |
| [13:54.68] | I don't know. You decide. |
| [13:57.21] | -Don't do that. -But l' m asking you. - |
| [14:00.25] | -I can't make a decision. Just -Okay. Stay. - |
| [14:06.19] | -Stay. -Stay. - |
| [14:15.63] | Getting so good at that! |
| [14:19.34] | It was Max's stuff. |
| [14:29.38] | I love this artichoke thing. |
| [14:32.32] | Don't tell me what's in it. The diet starts tomorrow. |
| [14:40.32] | You remember Janice. |
| [14:43.69] | Vividly. |
| [14:45.90] | -How are you? -I am fantastic. - |
| [14:49.83] | Now. … |
| [14:52.50] | It's amazing. We've been back together for what... |
| [14:56.44] | -...Iike 1 0 minutes,and -ls that all? -… |
| [15:00.58] | It's like we were never apart. |
| [15:06.58] | Well,forget. |
| [15:19.80] | -Hi. -Hi,l' m Sandy. -Hi -Hi, |
| [15:21.43] | Sandy,hi. Come on in. |
| [15:33.78] | -You brought your kids. -Yeah. That's okay,right? - |
| [15:40.08] | -Party! -That thing is not coming in here! - |
| [15:44.59] | This is how you greet guests? |
| [15:47.32] | If I showed up with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome? |
| [15:52.53] | Your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. |
| [15:56.80] | He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. |
| [16:02.01] | And for him to have the courage to walk back in here... |
| [16:06.51] | ...Iike nothing happened |
| [16:09.08] | All right. All right. Just keep him away from me. |
| [16:12.55] | Thank you. Come on,Marcel. |
| [16:15.29] | What do you say you and I mingle? |
| [16:18.89] | All right,I'll catch up with you later. |
| [16:28.60] | Oh,my gosh! Rachel,honey,are you okay? |
| [16:33.67] | -Where's Paolo? -Rome. Jerk missed his flight. - |
| [16:39.08] | And then your face exploded? |
| [16:42.78] | No. |
| [16:44.65] | Okay. I was at the airport getting into a cab... |
| [16:48.69] | ...when this woman,this blond planet with a pocketbook... |
| [16:53.82] | ...starts yelling. Something about how it was her cab first. |
| [16:58.30] | The next thing,she just starts pulling me out by my hair! |
| [17:02.60] | And I was blowing my attack whistle thingy... |
| [17:05.70] | ...and three more cabs show up. |
| [17:08.47] | So as I'm going to get into a cab, she tackles me! |
| [17:13.54] | And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. |
| [17:22.49] | Everybody having fun at the party? |
| [17:26.89] | -Are people eating my dip? -Yes. - |
| [17:34.77] | There. |
| [17:36.90] | -That looks okay,right? -You went a bit wide on the lipstick. - |
| [17:41.21] | -Oh,I did? -Yeah. |
| [17:43.87] | It's hard for me to tell. My eye's closing up. |
| [17:47.78] | Let me get it for you. |
| [17:52.45] | You know what? It looks fine. |
| [17:55.32] | Okay,here we go. |
| [17:58.02] | Screw Paolo, screw the psycho cab lady. |
| [18:02.26] | It's New Year's Eve. Let's have a good time. |
| [18:05.40] | -Okay,here we go. -Okay. |
| [18:07.26] | All right,there you go. This way. |
| [18:11.44] | Here you go. |
| [18:16.41] | When I saw you at the store last week... |
| [18:19.61] | ...it was the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. |
| [18:26.28] | -Wow,that's dirty. -Yeah. - |
| [18:32.40] | Hey,kids. |
| [18:37.26] | He doesn't have to spend the whole evening with me... |
| [18:44.13] | There you are! |
| [18:47.64] | You got away from me. |
| [18:50.54] | -But you found me. -Here,Ross,take our picture. - |
| [18:54.81] | Smile. You' re on Janice Camera. |
| [19:05.76] | Hi,l' m Rachel. hi, |
| [19:08.69] | So whose friend are you? |
| [19:14.60] | Look at me,spilling everywhere. |
| [19:19.94] | Everybody,it's Fun Bobby! |
| [19:25.08] | Hey,sorry I'm late. But my grandfather... |
| [19:28.71] | ...died about two hours ago. |
| [19:30.75] | But I couldn't get a flight out till tomorrow,so here I am. |
| [19:36.89] | Hey,Fun Bobby! How's it going,man? Whoa! Who died? |
| [19:46.63] | It's gonna be an open casket, you know? |
| [19:50.70] | So at least I'll get to see him again. |
| [19:57.71] | Bobby? Fun Bobby? |
| [20:04.78] | I recently lost a grandparent myself... |
| [20:07.52] | ...so I really know exactly how you feel. |
| [20:10.75] | But you' re really bringing the party down. |
| [20:18.60] | There you go. There you go. |
| [20:21.87] | I' m gonna blow this one up and write " Reunited " in glitter. |
| [20:29.11] | Janice. Janice. |
| [20:31.91] | Hey,Janice,when I invited you, I didn't think it meant |
| [20:36.91] | Oh,no! |
| [20:43.22] | I' m sorry you misunderstood. |
| [20:46.00] | You listen to me! You listen to me! |
| [20:48.46] | One of these times,it's just gonna be your last chance with me! |
| [20:55.17] | Will you give me the thing? |
| [21:00.80] | -Hi,Max. -Yoko. - |
| [21:08.31] | I've decided to go to Minsk without you. |
| [21:12.62] | -Wow. -lt won't be the same... - |
| [21:16.25] | ... but it will still be Minsk. Happy New Year. … |
| [21:21.53] | -Are you all right? -Yeah,l' m fine. I' m fine. - |
| [21:30.63] | Come on. |
| [21:34.20] | -You' re going to Minsk. -No,l' m not going to Minsk. - |
| [21:38.68] | You are so going to Minsk. |
| [21:40.61] | You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just for me. |
| [21:44.72] | If I go,I have to break up with you. |
| [21:47.62] | -And I can't break up with you. -Yes,you can. - |
| [21:50.82] | Just say," Phoebe,I love you, but my work is my life. |
| [21:55.46] | That's what I have to do. " “ |
| [21:57.36] | And I say,"Your work? How can you say that? " |
| [22:02.37] | Then you say," I have no choice. Can't you understand that? " |
| [22:07.77] | And I say," No! No! I can't understand that! " |
| [22:12.04] | -Ow. -Sorry. |
| [22:15.31] | And then you put your arms around me. |
| [22:18.45] | -Then you put your arms around me. -Oh,sorry. - |
| [22:22.62] | And then you tell me you love me and you'll never forget me. |
| [22:27.39] | I'll never forget you. |
| [22:31.09] | Then you say that you have to go... |
| [22:45.14] | I' m gonna miss you, you scientist guy. |
| [22:51.18] | Hi,Dick Clark in Times Square. |
| [22:53.38] | We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square. |
| [22:58.49] | It gets better every.... |
| [23:00.46] | Here you go,kids. |
| [23:02.76] | And then the peacock bit me. |
| [23:06.40] | Please kiss me at midnight! |
| [23:13.44] | -You seen Sandy? -I don't know how to tell you this... - |
| [23:17.14] | ... but she's in the bedroom getting it on with Max. |
| [23:21.58] | Oh,I did know how to tell you. |
| [23:25.05] | -Hey,everybody,the ball is dropping. -What? |
| [23:29.65] | The ball is dropping! |
| [23:34.06] | In 20 seconds,it'll be midnight. |
| [23:36.86] | And the moment of joy is upon us. |
| [23:40.16] | Looks like that no-date pact worked out. |
| [23:43.53] | Everybody looks so happy. I hate that! |
| [23:46.20] | Not everybody is happy. Hey,Bobby! |
| [23:48.74] | four,three,two... |
| [23:51.61] | ...one! Happy New Year! …1! |
| [23:56.45] | I thought I'd throw this out. I' m no math whiz... |
| [24:06.26] | I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. |
| [24:09.29] | -I can't kiss anyone. -So,I'm kissing everyone? - |
| [24:13.83] | No,you can't kiss Ross. That's your brother. |
| [24:17.27] | So now everybody's getting kissed but me. |
| [24:20.07] | Somebody kiss me. |
| [24:21.51] | Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! |
| [24:25.54] | All right! All right! |
| [24:28.04] | There! |
| [24:35.89] | I wanted this to work so much. |
| [24:39.12] | I'm still in there. |
| [24:41.09] | Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. |
| [24:44.73] | But he's just phoning it in. |
| [24:48.90] | It's hard that something you love so much doesn't love you back. |
| [24:54.30] | I think that bitch cracked my tooth. |
| [03:37.-3] | Phoebe, you' re on. Oh, good. |
| [05:14.-3] | Sorry, l |
| [06:15.-4] | I can' t believe he hasn' t kissed you yet. |
| [08:42.-2] | Okay. But if he asks, I' m not going to lie. |
| [09:31.-1] | The longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be. |
| [10:55.-2] | Your exboyfriend? Yeah. |
| [12:37.-2] | If you see him, tell him to pack. We are going to Minsk. |
| [13:16.-2] | Congratulations! This is so exciting! |
| [15:03.-4] | Of course, we were, but Forgive and forget. |
| [17:51.-4] | Ow! Okay. |
| [18:41.-3] | ... but at least check in. |
| [18:59.-1] | Kill me. Kill me now. |
| [20:02.-4] | Let me talk to you for just a sec. |
| [20:15.-3] | l' m sorry. Yeah, yeah, okay. |
| [20:27.-2] | All right, Janice, that' s it! |
| [22:34.-3] | ... because you don' t wanna start the year with me if you can' t finish it. |
| [24:00.-1] | ... but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. |
| [00:05.92] | All right! You guys, it' s starting to snow. |
| [00:09.75] | And look, Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candy canes. |
| [00:14.16] | Where? |
| [00:16.43] | Oh. Well. |
| [00:19.30] | That' s festive. |
| [00:23.50] | Guys, there' s somebody I' d like you to meet. |
| [00:29.54] | Wait, wait. What is that? |
| [00:31.48] | That' s Marcel. Wanna say hi? No, I don' t. |
| [00:34.68] | He' s cute! Where' d you get him? My friend Bethel saved him from a lab. |
| [00:39.42] | That is so cruel. |
| [00:41.00] | Why would a parent name their child Bethel? |
| [00:47.39] | That monkey' s got a Ross on his ass. |
| [00:54.67] | Is he gonna live with you in your apartment? |
| [00:57.84] | Yeah. It' s been kind of quiet since Carol left. |
| [01:01.24] | Why not get a roommate? |
| [01:03.24] | You reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathet |
| [01:11.05] | That' s " pathet. " Sanskrit for " really cool way to live. |
| [01:16.86] | The One With the Monkey |
| [02:04.90] | I' m doing new material tonight. |
| [02:07.41] | I have 1 2 songs about my mother' s suicide and one about a snowman. |
| [02:14.18] | You might wanna open with the snowman. |
| [02:18.08] | Hi, Joey. Hey, buddy. |
| [02:20.55] | So how' d it go? I didn' t get the job. |
| [02:25.66] | How could you not? You were Santa last year. |
| [02:29.66] | Some fat guy' s sleeping with the store manager. |
| [02:35.03] | He' s not even jolly. It' s all political. |
| [02:38.10] | What are you gonna be? One of his helpers. |
| [02:41.57] | It' s just such a slap in the face, you know? |
| [02:44.78] | Do you know what you' re doing for New Year' s? |
| [02:49.38] | Hey, what? What is wrong with New Year' s? |
| [02:52.32] | You have Paolo. You don' t have to face the pressure... |
| [02:56.82] | ... of finding lips to kiss when the ball drops! |
| [03:01.03] | Man, I' m talking loud! |
| [03:04.33] | Paolo' s gonna be in Rome this New Year' s. |
| [03:08.03] | I' ll be just as pathetic as you. Yeah, you wish. |
| [03:13.84] | I' ve got an idea. Dinner. |
| [03:16.21] | It' s perfect. We' ll put it between lunch and breakfast. |
| [03:21.75] | I' m sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. |
| [03:25.72] | I say this year, we make a pact. Just the six of us. Dinner. |
| [03:30.16] | Sure. Fine. |
| [03:31.76] | I was hoping for more enthusiasm. |
| [03:39.66] | Hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand... |
| [03:43.60] | ... Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
| [03:49.24] | Hi. Thanks. Hi. hi. |
| [03:52.44] | I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me. |
| [04:01.69] | I made a man with eyes of coal |
| [04:05.02] | And a smile so bewitching |
| [04:08.89] | How was I supposed to know |
| [04:11.70] | That my mom was dead in the kitchen? |
| [04:21.71] | My mother' s ashes |
| [04:24.54] | Even her eyelashes |
| [04:27.81] | Are resting in a little yellow jar |
| [04:36.35] | And sometimes when it' s freezing |
| [04:39.82] | I feel a little sneezy |
| [04:42.86] | And now I Excuse me? Excuse me? Yeah, noisy boys. |
| [04:49.17] | Is it something you' d like to share with the group? |
| [04:54.07] | No. No, that' s okay. |
| [04:56.77] | If it' s important enough while I' m playing... |
| [04:59.91] | ... it' s important enough for everyone else. |
| [05:03.31] | That guy' s going home with a note. |
| [05:11.52] | I was just saying Speak up. |
| [05:16.13] | I was saying you were the most beautiful woman I' d ever seen. |
| [05:20.73] | And he said that Daryl Hannah... |
| [05:23.13] | ... was the most beautiful woman he' d ever seen. |
| [05:26.67] | I said I liked her in Splash, but not Wall Street. |
| [05:30.07] | I thought she had a hard quality. |
| [05:34.11] | While Daryl is beautiful in a conventional way... |
| [05:37.62] | ... you are luminous with a kind of delicate grace. |
| [05:43.76] | Then that' s when you started yelling. |
| [05:54.63] | We' re gonna take a short break. |
| [06:01.11] | That guy' s going home with more than a note. |
| [06:09.05] | Come here, Marcel. Sit here. |
| [06:18.12] | By my sixth date with Paolo, he' d already named both my breasts. |
| [06:26.23] | Did I just share too much? |
| [06:29.93] | Just a smidge. |
| [06:32.44] | David' s, like, a scientist guy. He' s very methodical. |
| [06:36.24] | I think it' s romantic. Me too! |
| [06:38.51] | Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? |
| [06:42.28] | He' s kind of like the guy I went to see that with. |
| [06:50.79] | Except he' s smarter and gentler and sweeter. |
| [06:55.59] | I just wanna be with him all the time. |
| [06:58.70] | You know, day and night. And night and day. |
| [07:02.27] | And special occasions. |
| [07:07.17] | I see. You' re gonna ask him to New Year' s. |
| [07:10.44] | She' s gonna break the pact. No! No, no. |
| [07:14.71] | No. Yeah, could I just? |
| [07:19.62] | Yeah. I already asked Janice. What? |
| [07:22.65] | This was a pact! This was your pact! |
| [07:25.59] | I couldn' t handle the pressure. I snapped! |
| [07:28.43] | But that was the worst breakup in history! |
| [07:31.66] | I' m not saying it was a good idea. I snapped! |
| [07:36.43] | Hi, sorry I' m late. |
| [07:47.81] | Too many jokes. |
| [07:51.15] | Must mock Joey. |
| [07:55.02] | Nice shoes, huh? |
| [07:57.86] | God, you' re killing me! |
| [08:01.73] | Ross, he' s playing with my spatulas again! |
| [08:05.20] | He' s not gonna hurt them, right? Do you always have to bring him? |
| [08:11.24] | I didn' t wanna leave him alone. We had our first fight this morning. |
| [08:17.74] | It has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn' t mean. |
| [08:24.82] | He threw some feces. |
| [08:30.46] | If you' re working late, I can look in on him. |
| [08:33.69] | That would be great! |
| [08:35.73] | But make sure it seems like you' re there to see him. |
| [08:39.70] | You' re not doing it for me. |
| [08:51.54] | But you can' t actually test this theory. |
| [08:54.31] | T oday' s particle accelerators aren' t powerful enough... |
| [08:58.72] | ... to simulate these conditions. I have a question then. |
| [09:03.15] | Yeah? Do you plan on kissing me ever? |
| [09:09.86] | That' s definitely a valid question, and the answer... |
| [09:14.70] | ... would be yes. Yes, I was. |
| [09:22.84] | But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss... |
| [09:26.24] | ... at a phenomenal moment because it' s you. |
| [09:29.68] | Sure. |
| [09:35.19] | Now, it' s just gotta be one of those things where l... |
| [09:39.52] | ... sweep everything off the table. |
| [09:42.76] | And I' m not really a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:45.86] | David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:50.10] | I mean, you' re a sweeper trapped inside a physicist' s body. |
| [09:55.41] | Really? I' m sure |
| [09:57.11] | You should just do it. Just throw me. |
| [10:03.41] | Now? Yeah, right now. Just.... |
| [10:05.92] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| [10:10.69] | You know what? This is really expensive. |
| [10:14.63] | And this was a gift. |
| [10:17.73] | Now you' re just tidying up. Okay. |
| [10:25.07] | You want me to throw you? I can hop. |
| [10:44.46] | T ell me something, what does " nodate pact" mean to you? |
| [10:48.73] | It' s just that Chandler and Phoebe have somebody. |
| [10:52.80] | I thought I' d ask Fun Bobby. |
| [10:57.40] | You know more than one Fun Bobby? I happen to know a Fun Bob. |
| [11:03.91] | Okay. Here we go. There' s no room for milk. |
| [11:13.82] | There. Now there is. |
| [11:16.15] | So on our nodate evening, three of you now have dates. |
| [11:21.03] | Four. Five. |
| [11:24.23] | Sorry. Paolo' s catching an earlier flight. |
| [11:27.10] | And I met this really hot single mom at the store. |
| [11:31.17] | What' s an elf to do? |
| [11:33.54] | So I' ll be the only one alone when the ball drops? |
| [11:38.14] | We' ll have a big party, and no one will know who' s with who. |
| [11:42.55] | I' ll know. This is so not what I needed right now. |
| [11:46.68] | What' s the matter? Oh, it' s Marcel. |
| [11:51.72] | He' s angry with me. I have no idea why. He keeps shutting me out. |
| [11:56.83] | He' s walking around all the time, dragging his hands. |
| [12:01.17] | That' s weird. I had a blast with him. |
| [12:04.44] | Really? We played, watched TV. |
| [12:06.67] | That juggling thing is amazing. |
| [12:12.14] | What juggling thing? |
| [12:14.85] | With the socks? I figured you taught him that. |
| [12:18.65] | No. |
| [12:21.02] | It wasn' t that big a deal. Just socks. And a melon. |
| [12:29.26] | Phoebe! Max. Do you know everybody? |
| [12:32.06] | No. Have you seen David? |
| [12:35.23] | He hasn' t been around. |
| [12:41.14] | Minsk? Minsk. It' s in Russia. |
| [12:44.74] | I know where Minsk is. |
| [12:48.21] | We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid. |
| [12:52.32] | And if you' re gonna do Minsk, that' s the way to go. |
| [12:56.65] | So when do you leave? January 1 st. |
| [13:07.06] | Hello? What? Hey. Hi. |
| [13:12.17] | What are you doing here? Max told me about Minsk. |
| [13:20.14] | It' d be even more exciting if we were going. |
| [13:23.31] | Oh, you' re not going? Oh, why? |
| [13:27.18] | T ell her. " I don' t wanna go... |
| [13:29.42] | ... to work with Lipson, Yamaguchi and Flank. |
| [13:32.89] | I wanna stay and make out with my girlfriend! " |
| [13:36.36] | Okay, thank you, Max. Thank you. |
| [13:40.36] | So you' re really not going? |
| [13:42.53] | I don' t know what I' m gonna do. I just.... |
| [13:45.87] | How can I leave you? I just found you. |
| [13:48.77] | Oh, David. But what are you gonna do? |
| [13:54.68] | I don' t know. You decide. |
| [13:57.21] | Don' t do that. But l' m asking you. |
| [14:00.25] | I can' t make a decision. Just Okay. Stay. |
| [14:06.19] | Stay. Stay. |
| [14:15.63] | Getting so good at that! |
| [14:19.34] | It was Max' s stuff. |
| [14:29.38] | I love this artichoke thing. |
| [14:32.32] | Don' t tell me what' s in it. The diet starts tomorrow. |
| [14:40.32] | You remember Janice. |
| [14:43.69] | Vividly. |
| [14:45.90] | How are you? I am fantastic. |
| [14:49.83] | Now. |
| [14:52.50] | It' s amazing. We' ve been back together for what... |
| [14:56.44] | ... Iike 1 0 minutes, and ls that all? |
| [15:00.58] | It' s like we were never apart. |
| [15:06.58] | Well, forget. |
| [15:19.80] | Hi. Hi, l' m Sandy. Hi Hi, |
| [15:21.43] | Sandy, hi. Come on in. |
| [15:33.78] | You brought your kids. Yeah. That' s okay, right? |
| [15:40.08] | Party! That thing is not coming in here! |
| [15:44.59] | This is how you greet guests? |
| [15:47.32] | If I showed up with my new girlfriend, she wouldn' t be welcome? |
| [15:52.53] | Your new girlfriend wouldn' t urinate on my coffee table. |
| [15:56.80] | He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. |
| [16:02.01] | And for him to have the courage to walk back in here... |
| [16:06.51] | ... Iike nothing happened |
| [16:09.08] | All right. All right. Just keep him away from me. |
| [16:12.55] | Thank you. Come on, Marcel. |
| [16:15.29] | What do you say you and I mingle? |
| [16:18.89] | All right, I' ll catch up with you later. |
| [16:28.60] | Oh, my gosh! Rachel, honey, are you okay? |
| [16:33.67] | Where' s Paolo? Rome. Jerk missed his flight. |
| [16:39.08] | And then your face exploded? |
| [16:42.78] | No. |
| [16:44.65] | Okay. I was at the airport getting into a cab... |
| [16:48.69] | ... when this woman, this blond planet with a pocketbook... |
| [16:53.82] | ... starts yelling. Something about how it was her cab first. |
| [16:58.30] | The next thing, she just starts pulling me out by my hair! |
| [17:02.60] | And I was blowing my attack whistle thingy... |
| [17:05.70] | ... and three more cabs show up. |
| [17:08.47] | So as I' m going to get into a cab, she tackles me! |
| [17:13.54] | And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. |
| [17:22.49] | Everybody having fun at the party? |
| [17:26.89] | Are people eating my dip? Yes. |
| [17:34.77] | There. |
| [17:36.90] | That looks okay, right? You went a bit wide on the lipstick. |
| [17:41.21] | Oh, I did? Yeah. |
| [17:43.87] | It' s hard for me to tell. My eye' s closing up. |
| [17:47.78] | Let me get it for you. |
| [17:52.45] | You know what? It looks fine. |
| [17:55.32] | Okay, here we go. |
| [17:58.02] | Screw Paolo, screw the psycho cab lady. |
| [18:02.26] | It' s New Year' s Eve. Let' s have a good time. |
| [18:05.40] | Okay, here we go. Okay. |
| [18:07.26] | All right, there you go. This way. |
| [18:11.44] | Here you go. |
| [18:16.41] | When I saw you at the store last week... |
| [18:19.61] | ... it was the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. |
| [18:26.28] | Wow, that' s dirty. Yeah. |
| [18:32.40] | Hey, kids. |
| [18:37.26] | He doesn' t have to spend the whole evening with me... |
| [18:44.13] | There you are! |
| [18:47.64] | You got away from me. |
| [18:50.54] | But you found me. Here, Ross, take our picture. |
| [18:54.81] | Smile. You' re on Janice Camera. |
| [19:05.76] | Hi, l' m Rachel. hi, |
| [19:08.69] | So whose friend are you? |
| [19:14.60] | Look at me, spilling everywhere. |
| [19:19.94] | Everybody, it' s Fun Bobby! |
| [19:25.08] | Hey, sorry I' m late. But my grandfather... |
| [19:28.71] | ... died about two hours ago. |
| [19:30.75] | But I couldn' t get a flight out till tomorrow, so here I am. |
| [19:36.89] | Hey, Fun Bobby! How' s it going, man? Whoa! Who died? |
| [19:46.63] | It' s gonna be an open casket, you know? |
| [19:50.70] | So at least I' ll get to see him again. |
| [19:57.71] | Bobby? Fun Bobby? |
| [20:04.78] | I recently lost a grandparent myself... |
| [20:07.52] | ... so I really know exactly how you feel. |
| [20:10.75] | But you' re really bringing the party down. |
| [20:18.60] | There you go. There you go. |
| [20:21.87] | I' m gonna blow this one up and write " Reunited " in glitter. |
| [20:29.11] | Janice. Janice. |
| [20:31.91] | Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn' t think it meant |
| [20:36.91] | Oh, no! |
| [20:43.22] | I' m sorry you misunderstood. |
| [20:46.00] | You listen to me! You listen to me! |
| [20:48.46] | One of these times, it' s just gonna be your last chance with me! |
| [20:55.17] | Will you give me the thing? |
| [21:00.80] | Hi, Max. Yoko. |
| [21:08.31] | I' ve decided to go to Minsk without you. |
| [21:12.62] | Wow. lt won' t be the same... |
| [21:16.25] | ... but it will still be Minsk. Happy New Year. |
| [21:21.53] | Are you all right? Yeah, l' m fine. I' m fine. |
| [21:30.63] | Come on. |
| [21:34.20] | You' re going to Minsk. No, l' m not going to Minsk. |
| [21:38.68] | You are so going to Minsk. |
| [21:40.61] | You belong in Minsk. You can' t stay here just for me. |
| [21:44.72] | If I go, I have to break up with you. |
| [21:47.62] | And I can' t break up with you. Yes, you can. |
| [21:50.82] | Just say," Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life. |
| [21:55.46] | That' s what I have to do. " " |
| [21:57.36] | And I say," Your work? How can you say that? " |
| [22:02.37] | Then you say," I have no choice. Can' t you understand that? " |
| [22:07.77] | And I say," No! No! I can' t understand that! " |
| [22:12.04] | Ow. Sorry. |
| [22:15.31] | And then you put your arms around me. |
| [22:18.45] | Then you put your arms around me. Oh, sorry. |
| [22:22.62] | And then you tell me you love me and you' ll never forget me. |
| [22:27.39] | I' ll never forget you. |
| [22:31.09] | Then you say that you have to go... |
| [22:45.14] | I' m gonna miss you, you scientist guy. |
| [22:51.18] | Hi, Dick Clark in Times Square. |
| [22:53.38] | We' re in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square. |
| [22:58.49] | It gets better every.... |
| [23:00.46] | Here you go, kids. |
| [23:02.76] | And then the peacock bit me. |
| [23:06.40] | Please kiss me at midnight! |
| [23:13.44] | You seen Sandy? I don' t know how to tell you this... |
| [23:17.14] | ... but she' s in the bedroom getting it on with Max. |
| [23:21.58] | Oh, I did know how to tell you. |
| [23:25.05] | Hey, everybody, the ball is dropping. What? |
| [23:29.65] | The ball is dropping! |
| [23:34.06] | In 20 seconds, it' ll be midnight. |
| [23:36.86] | And the moment of joy is upon us. |
| [23:40.16] | Looks like that nodate pact worked out. |
| [23:43.53] | Everybody looks so happy. I hate that! |
| [23:46.20] | Not everybody is happy. Hey, Bobby! |
| [23:48.74] | four, three, two... |
| [23:51.61] | ... one! Happy New Year! 1! |
| [23:56.45] | I thought I' d throw this out. I' m no math whiz... |
| [24:06.26] | I don' t feel like kissing anyone tonight. |
| [24:09.29] | I can' t kiss anyone. So, I' m kissing everyone? |
| [24:13.83] | No, you can' t kiss Ross. That' s your brother. |
| [24:17.27] | So now everybody' s getting kissed but me. |
| [24:20.07] | Somebody kiss me. |
| [24:21.51] | Somebody kiss me! It' s midnight! Somebody kiss me! |
| [24:25.54] | All right! All right! |
| [24:28.04] | There! |
| [24:35.89] | I wanted this to work so much. |
| [24:39.12] | I' m still in there. |
| [24:41.09] | Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. |
| [24:44.73] | But he' s just phoning it in. |
| [24:48.90] | It' s hard that something you love so much doesn' t love you back. |
| [24:54.30] | I think that bitch cracked my tooth. |
| [03:37.-3] | Phoebe, you' re on. Oh, good. |
| [05:14.-3] | Sorry, l |
| [06:15.-4] | I can' t believe he hasn' t kissed you yet. |
| [08:42.-2] | Okay. But if he asks, I' m not going to lie. |
| [09:31.-1] | The longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be. |
| [10:55.-2] | Your exboyfriend? Yeah. |
| [12:37.-2] | If you see him, tell him to pack. We are going to Minsk. |
| [13:16.-2] | Congratulations! This is so exciting! |
| [15:03.-4] | Of course, we were, but Forgive and forget. |
| [17:51.-4] | Ow! Okay. |
| [18:41.-3] | ... but at least check in. |
| [18:59.-1] | Kill me. Kill me now. |
| [20:02.-4] | Let me talk to you for just a sec. |
| [20:15.-3] | l' m sorry. Yeah, yeah, okay. |
| [20:27.-2] | All right, Janice, that' s it! |
| [22:34.-3] | ... because you don' t wanna start the year with me if you can' t finish it. |
| [24:00.-1] | ... but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. |
| [00:05.92] | All right! You guys, it' s starting to snow. |
| [00:09.75] | And look, Ugly Naked Guy is hanging candy canes. |
| [00:14.16] | Where? |
| [00:16.43] | Oh. Well. |
| [00:19.30] | That' s festive. |
| [00:23.50] | Guys, there' s somebody I' d like you to meet. |
| [00:29.54] | Wait, wait. What is that? |
| [00:31.48] | That' s Marcel. Wanna say hi? No, I don' t. |
| [00:34.68] | He' s cute! Where' d you get him? My friend Bethel saved him from a lab. |
| [00:39.42] | That is so cruel. |
| [00:41.00] | Why would a parent name their child Bethel? |
| [00:47.39] | That monkey' s got a Ross on his ass. |
| [00:54.67] | Is he gonna live with you in your apartment? |
| [00:57.84] | Yeah. It' s been kind of quiet since Carol left. |
| [01:01.24] | Why not get a roommate? |
| [01:03.24] | You reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathet |
| [01:11.05] | That' s " pathet. " Sanskrit for " really cool way to live. |
| [01:16.86] | The One With the Monkey |
| [02:04.90] | I' m doing new material tonight. |
| [02:07.41] | I have 1 2 songs about my mother' s suicide and one about a snowman. |
| [02:14.18] | You might wanna open with the snowman. |
| [02:18.08] | Hi, Joey. Hey, buddy. |
| [02:20.55] | So how' d it go? I didn' t get the job. |
| [02:25.66] | How could you not? You were Santa last year. |
| [02:29.66] | Some fat guy' s sleeping with the store manager. |
| [02:35.03] | He' s not even jolly. It' s all political. |
| [02:38.10] | What are you gonna be? One of his helpers. |
| [02:41.57] | It' s just such a slap in the face, you know? |
| [02:44.78] | Do you know what you' re doing for New Year' s? |
| [02:49.38] | Hey, what? What is wrong with New Year' s? |
| [02:52.32] | You have Paolo. You don' t have to face the pressure... |
| [02:56.82] | ... of finding lips to kiss when the ball drops! |
| [03:01.03] | Man, I' m talking loud! |
| [03:04.33] | Paolo' s gonna be in Rome this New Year' s. |
| [03:08.03] | I' ll be just as pathetic as you. Yeah, you wish. |
| [03:13.84] | I' ve got an idea. Dinner. |
| [03:16.21] | It' s perfect. We' ll put it between lunch and breakfast. |
| [03:21.75] | I' m sick of being a victim of this Dick Clark holiday. |
| [03:25.72] | I say this year, we make a pact. Just the six of us. Dinner. |
| [03:30.16] | Sure. Fine. |
| [03:31.76] | I was hoping for more enthusiasm. |
| [03:39.66] | Hi. Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand... |
| [03:43.60] | ... Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
| [03:49.24] | Hi. Thanks. Hi. hi. |
| [03:52.44] | I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me. |
| [04:01.69] | I made a man with eyes of coal |
| [04:05.02] | And a smile so bewitching |
| [04:08.89] | How was I supposed to know |
| [04:11.70] | That my mom was dead in the kitchen? |
| [04:21.71] | My mother' s ashes |
| [04:24.54] | Even her eyelashes |
| [04:27.81] | Are resting in a little yellow jar |
| [04:36.35] | And sometimes when it' s freezing |
| [04:39.82] | I feel a little sneezy |
| [04:42.86] | And now I Excuse me? Excuse me? Yeah, noisy boys. |
| [04:49.17] | Is it something you' d like to share with the group? |
| [04:54.07] | No. No, that' s okay. |
| [04:56.77] | If it' s important enough while I' m playing... |
| [04:59.91] | ... it' s important enough for everyone else. |
| [05:03.31] | That guy' s going home with a note. |
| [05:11.52] | I was just saying Speak up. |
| [05:16.13] | I was saying you were the most beautiful woman I' d ever seen. |
| [05:20.73] | And he said that Daryl Hannah... |
| [05:23.13] | ... was the most beautiful woman he' d ever seen. |
| [05:26.67] | I said I liked her in Splash, but not Wall Street. |
| [05:30.07] | I thought she had a hard quality. |
| [05:34.11] | While Daryl is beautiful in a conventional way... |
| [05:37.62] | ... you are luminous with a kind of delicate grace. |
| [05:43.76] | Then that' s when you started yelling. |
| [05:54.63] | We' re gonna take a short break. |
| [06:01.11] | That guy' s going home with more than a note. |
| [06:09.05] | Come here, Marcel. Sit here. |
| [06:18.12] | By my sixth date with Paolo, he' d already named both my breasts. |
| [06:26.23] | Did I just share too much? |
| [06:29.93] | Just a smidge. |
| [06:32.44] | David' s, like, a scientist guy. He' s very methodical. |
| [06:36.24] | I think it' s romantic. Me too! |
| [06:38.51] | Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? |
| [06:42.28] | He' s kind of like the guy I went to see that with. |
| [06:50.79] | Except he' s smarter and gentler and sweeter. |
| [06:55.59] | I just wanna be with him all the time. |
| [06:58.70] | You know, day and night. And night and day. |
| [07:02.27] | And special occasions. |
| [07:07.17] | I see. You' re gonna ask him to New Year' s. |
| [07:10.44] | She' s gonna break the pact. No! No, no. |
| [07:14.71] | No. Yeah, could I just? |
| [07:19.62] | Yeah. I already asked Janice. What? |
| [07:22.65] | This was a pact! This was your pact! |
| [07:25.59] | I couldn' t handle the pressure. I snapped! |
| [07:28.43] | But that was the worst breakup in history! |
| [07:31.66] | I' m not saying it was a good idea. I snapped! |
| [07:36.43] | Hi, sorry I' m late. |
| [07:47.81] | Too many jokes. |
| [07:51.15] | Must mock Joey. |
| [07:55.02] | Nice shoes, huh? |
| [07:57.86] | God, you' re killing me! |
| [08:01.73] | Ross, he' s playing with my spatulas again! |
| [08:05.20] | He' s not gonna hurt them, right? Do you always have to bring him? |
| [08:11.24] | I didn' t wanna leave him alone. We had our first fight this morning. |
| [08:17.74] | It has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn' t mean. |
| [08:24.82] | He threw some feces. |
| [08:30.46] | If you' re working late, I can look in on him. |
| [08:33.69] | That would be great! |
| [08:35.73] | But make sure it seems like you' re there to see him. |
| [08:39.70] | You' re not doing it for me. |
| [08:51.54] | But you can' t actually test this theory. |
| [08:54.31] | T oday' s particle accelerators aren' t powerful enough... |
| [08:58.72] | ... to simulate these conditions. I have a question then. |
| [09:03.15] | Yeah? Do you plan on kissing me ever? |
| [09:09.86] | That' s definitely a valid question, and the answer... |
| [09:14.70] | ... would be yes. Yes, I was. |
| [09:22.84] | But I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss... |
| [09:26.24] | ... at a phenomenal moment because it' s you. |
| [09:29.68] | Sure. |
| [09:35.19] | Now, it' s just gotta be one of those things where l... |
| [09:39.52] | ... sweep everything off the table. |
| [09:42.76] | And I' m not really a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:45.86] | David, I think you are a sweeping sort of fella. |
| [09:50.10] | I mean, you' re a sweeper trapped inside a physicist' s body. |
| [09:55.41] | Really? I' m sure |
| [09:57.11] | You should just do it. Just throw me. |
| [10:03.41] | Now? Yeah, right now. Just.... |
| [10:05.92] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| [10:10.69] | You know what? This is really expensive. |
| [10:14.63] | And this was a gift. |
| [10:17.73] | Now you' re just tidying up. Okay. |
| [10:25.07] | You want me to throw you? I can hop. |
| [10:44.46] | T ell me something, what does " nodate pact" mean to you? |
| [10:48.73] | It' s just that Chandler and Phoebe have somebody. |
| [10:52.80] | I thought I' d ask Fun Bobby. |
| [10:57.40] | You know more than one Fun Bobby? I happen to know a Fun Bob. |
| [11:03.91] | Okay. Here we go. There' s no room for milk. |
| [11:13.82] | There. Now there is. |
| [11:16.15] | So on our nodate evening, three of you now have dates. |
| [11:21.03] | Four. Five. |
| [11:24.23] | Sorry. Paolo' s catching an earlier flight. |
| [11:27.10] | And I met this really hot single mom at the store. |
| [11:31.17] | What' s an elf to do? |
| [11:33.54] | So I' ll be the only one alone when the ball drops? |
| [11:38.14] | We' ll have a big party, and no one will know who' s with who. |
| [11:42.55] | I' ll know. This is so not what I needed right now. |
| [11:46.68] | What' s the matter? Oh, it' s Marcel. |
| [11:51.72] | He' s angry with me. I have no idea why. He keeps shutting me out. |
| [11:56.83] | He' s walking around all the time, dragging his hands. |
| [12:01.17] | That' s weird. I had a blast with him. |
| [12:04.44] | Really? We played, watched TV. |
| [12:06.67] | That juggling thing is amazing. |
| [12:12.14] | What juggling thing? |
| [12:14.85] | With the socks? I figured you taught him that. |
| [12:18.65] | No. |
| [12:21.02] | It wasn' t that big a deal. Just socks. And a melon. |
| [12:29.26] | Phoebe! Max. Do you know everybody? |
| [12:32.06] | No. Have you seen David? |
| [12:35.23] | He hasn' t been around. |
| [12:41.14] | Minsk? Minsk. It' s in Russia. |
| [12:44.74] | I know where Minsk is. |
| [12:48.21] | We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid. |
| [12:52.32] | And if you' re gonna do Minsk, that' s the way to go. |
| [12:56.65] | So when do you leave? January 1 st. |
| [13:07.06] | Hello? What? Hey. Hi. |
| [13:12.17] | What are you doing here? Max told me about Minsk. |
| [13:20.14] | It' d be even more exciting if we were going. |
| [13:23.31] | Oh, you' re not going? Oh, why? |
| [13:27.18] | T ell her. " I don' t wanna go... |
| [13:29.42] | ... to work with Lipson, Yamaguchi and Flank. |
| [13:32.89] | I wanna stay and make out with my girlfriend! " |
| [13:36.36] | Okay, thank you, Max. Thank you. |
| [13:40.36] | So you' re really not going? |
| [13:42.53] | I don' t know what I' m gonna do. I just.... |
| [13:45.87] | How can I leave you? I just found you. |
| [13:48.77] | Oh, David. But what are you gonna do? |
| [13:54.68] | I don' t know. You decide. |
| [13:57.21] | Don' t do that. But l' m asking you. |
| [14:00.25] | I can' t make a decision. Just Okay. Stay. |
| [14:06.19] | Stay. Stay. |
| [14:15.63] | Getting so good at that! |
| [14:19.34] | It was Max' s stuff. |
| [14:29.38] | I love this artichoke thing. |
| [14:32.32] | Don' t tell me what' s in it. The diet starts tomorrow. |
| [14:40.32] | You remember Janice. |
| [14:43.69] | Vividly. |
| [14:45.90] | How are you? I am fantastic. |
| [14:49.83] | Now. |
| [14:52.50] | It' s amazing. We' ve been back together for what... |
| [14:56.44] | ... Iike 1 0 minutes, and ls that all? |
| [15:00.58] | It' s like we were never apart. |
| [15:06.58] | Well, forget. |
| [15:19.80] | Hi. Hi, l' m Sandy. Hi Hi, |
| [15:21.43] | Sandy, hi. Come on in. |
| [15:33.78] | You brought your kids. Yeah. That' s okay, right? |
| [15:40.08] | Party! That thing is not coming in here! |
| [15:44.59] | This is how you greet guests? |
| [15:47.32] | If I showed up with my new girlfriend, she wouldn' t be welcome? |
| [15:52.53] | Your new girlfriend wouldn' t urinate on my coffee table. |
| [15:56.80] | He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. |
| [16:02.01] | And for him to have the courage to walk back in here... |
| [16:06.51] | ... Iike nothing happened |
| [16:09.08] | All right. All right. Just keep him away from me. |
| [16:12.55] | Thank you. Come on, Marcel. |
| [16:15.29] | What do you say you and I mingle? |
| [16:18.89] | All right, I' ll catch up with you later. |
| [16:28.60] | Oh, my gosh! Rachel, honey, are you okay? |
| [16:33.67] | Where' s Paolo? Rome. Jerk missed his flight. |
| [16:39.08] | And then your face exploded? |
| [16:42.78] | No. |
| [16:44.65] | Okay. I was at the airport getting into a cab... |
| [16:48.69] | ... when this woman, this blond planet with a pocketbook... |
| [16:53.82] | ... starts yelling. Something about how it was her cab first. |
| [16:58.30] | The next thing, she just starts pulling me out by my hair! |
| [17:02.60] | And I was blowing my attack whistle thingy... |
| [17:05.70] | ... and three more cabs show up. |
| [17:08.47] | So as I' m going to get into a cab, she tackles me! |
| [17:13.54] | And I hit my head on the curb and cut my lip on my whistle. |
| [17:22.49] | Everybody having fun at the party? |
| [17:26.89] | Are people eating my dip? Yes. |
| [17:34.77] | There. |
| [17:36.90] | That looks okay, right? You went a bit wide on the lipstick. |
| [17:41.21] | Oh, I did? Yeah. |
| [17:43.87] | It' s hard for me to tell. My eye' s closing up. |
| [17:47.78] | Let me get it for you. |
| [17:52.45] | You know what? It looks fine. |
| [17:55.32] | Okay, here we go. |
| [17:58.02] | Screw Paolo, screw the psycho cab lady. |
| [18:02.26] | It' s New Year' s Eve. Let' s have a good time. |
| [18:05.40] | Okay, here we go. Okay. |
| [18:07.26] | All right, there you go. This way. |
| [18:11.44] | Here you go. |
| [18:16.41] | When I saw you at the store last week... |
| [18:19.61] | ... it was the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. |
| [18:26.28] | Wow, that' s dirty. Yeah. |
| [18:32.40] | Hey, kids. |
| [18:37.26] | He doesn' t have to spend the whole evening with me... |
| [18:44.13] | There you are! |
| [18:47.64] | You got away from me. |
| [18:50.54] | But you found me. Here, Ross, take our picture. |
| [18:54.81] | Smile. You' re on Janice Camera. |
| [19:05.76] | Hi, l' m Rachel. hi, |
| [19:08.69] | So whose friend are you? |
| [19:14.60] | Look at me, spilling everywhere. |
| [19:19.94] | Everybody, it' s Fun Bobby! |
| [19:25.08] | Hey, sorry I' m late. But my grandfather... |
| [19:28.71] | ... died about two hours ago. |
| [19:30.75] | But I couldn' t get a flight out till tomorrow, so here I am. |
| [19:36.89] | Hey, Fun Bobby! How' s it going, man? Whoa! Who died? |
| [19:46.63] | It' s gonna be an open casket, you know? |
| [19:50.70] | So at least I' ll get to see him again. |
| [19:57.71] | Bobby? Fun Bobby? |
| [20:04.78] | I recently lost a grandparent myself... |
| [20:07.52] | ... so I really know exactly how you feel. |
| [20:10.75] | But you' re really bringing the party down. |
| [20:18.60] | There you go. There you go. |
| [20:21.87] | I' m gonna blow this one up and write " Reunited " in glitter. |
| [20:29.11] | Janice. Janice. |
| [20:31.91] | Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn' t think it meant |
| [20:36.91] | Oh, no! |
| [20:43.22] | I' m sorry you misunderstood. |
| [20:46.00] | You listen to me! You listen to me! |
| [20:48.46] | One of these times, it' s just gonna be your last chance with me! |
| [20:55.17] | Will you give me the thing? |
| [21:00.80] | Hi, Max. Yoko. |
| [21:08.31] | I' ve decided to go to Minsk without you. |
| [21:12.62] | Wow. lt won' t be the same... |
| [21:16.25] | ... but it will still be Minsk. Happy New Year. |
| [21:21.53] | Are you all right? Yeah, l' m fine. I' m fine. |
| [21:30.63] | Come on. |
| [21:34.20] | You' re going to Minsk. No, l' m not going to Minsk. |
| [21:38.68] | You are so going to Minsk. |
| [21:40.61] | You belong in Minsk. You can' t stay here just for me. |
| [21:44.72] | If I go, I have to break up with you. |
| [21:47.62] | And I can' t break up with you. Yes, you can. |
| [21:50.82] | Just say," Phoebe, I love you, but my work is my life. |
| [21:55.46] | That' s what I have to do. " " |
| [21:57.36] | And I say," Your work? How can you say that? " |
| [22:02.37] | Then you say," I have no choice. Can' t you understand that? " |
| [22:07.77] | And I say," No! No! I can' t understand that! " |
| [22:12.04] | Ow. Sorry. |
| [22:15.31] | And then you put your arms around me. |
| [22:18.45] | Then you put your arms around me. Oh, sorry. |
| [22:22.62] | And then you tell me you love me and you' ll never forget me. |
| [22:27.39] | I' ll never forget you. |
| [22:31.09] | Then you say that you have to go... |
| [22:45.14] | I' m gonna miss you, you scientist guy. |
| [22:51.18] | Hi, Dick Clark in Times Square. |
| [22:53.38] | We' re in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square. |
| [22:58.49] | It gets better every.... |
| [23:00.46] | Here you go, kids. |
| [23:02.76] | And then the peacock bit me. |
| [23:06.40] | Please kiss me at midnight! |
| [23:13.44] | You seen Sandy? I don' t know how to tell you this... |
| [23:17.14] | ... but she' s in the bedroom getting it on with Max. |
| [23:21.58] | Oh, I did know how to tell you. |
| [23:25.05] | Hey, everybody, the ball is dropping. What? |
| [23:29.65] | The ball is dropping! |
| [23:34.06] | In 20 seconds, it' ll be midnight. |
| [23:36.86] | And the moment of joy is upon us. |
| [23:40.16] | Looks like that nodate pact worked out. |
| [23:43.53] | Everybody looks so happy. I hate that! |
| [23:46.20] | Not everybody is happy. Hey, Bobby! |
| [23:48.74] | four, three, two... |
| [23:51.61] | ... one! Happy New Year! 1! |
| [23:56.45] | I thought I' d throw this out. I' m no math whiz... |
| [24:06.26] | I don' t feel like kissing anyone tonight. |
| [24:09.29] | I can' t kiss anyone. So, I' m kissing everyone? |
| [24:13.83] | No, you can' t kiss Ross. That' s your brother. |
| [24:17.27] | So now everybody' s getting kissed but me. |
| [24:20.07] | Somebody kiss me. |
| [24:21.51] | Somebody kiss me! It' s midnight! Somebody kiss me! |
| [24:25.54] | All right! All right! |
| [24:28.04] | There! |
| [24:35.89] | I wanted this to work so much. |
| [24:39.12] | I' m still in there. |
| [24:41.09] | Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas. |
| [24:44.73] | But he' s just phoning it in. |
| [24:48.90] | It' s hard that something you love so much doesn' t love you back. |
| [24:54.30] | I think that bitch cracked my tooth. |
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