| [00:00.00] | Oh, that's good. |
| [00:02.71] | Okay. All right, Phoebe? Okay, okay. |
| [00:04.82] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace |
| [00:09.10] | no more hunger, good things for the rain forest |
| [00:12.95] | And bigger boobs |
| [00:16.52] | Well, see, you took mine, so |
| [00:18.28] | Chandler, what about you? |
| [00:21.03] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever |
| [00:25.44] | See, there's always one guy |
| [00:27.77] | "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."“ |
| [00:32.69] | Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy |
| [00:35.52] | What would you do if you were omnipotent? |
| [00:37.70] | Probably kill myself |
| [00:41.42] | Excuse me? |
| [00:42.41] | Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live, you know? |
| [00:47.91] | Joey, uh, omnipotent. |
| [00:50.98] | You are? |
| [00:55.07] | Ross, I'm...I had no idea. I thought it was like a theoretical pleasure |
| [01:03.60] | Friends S01E04: The One with George Stephanopoulos《 |
| [01:06.21] | So no one told you life was gonna be this way |
| [01:11.39] | Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. |
| [01:16.19] | It's like you're always stuck in second gear |
| [01:20.55] | When it hasn't been your day, |
| [01:22.84] | your week, your month, or even your year |
| [01:26.15] | but I'll be there for you |
| [01:29.56] | When the rain starts to pour |
| [01:31.43] | I'll be there for you |
| [01:34.38] | Like I've been there before |
| [01:36.57] | I'll be there for you |
| [01:39.21] | 'Cause you're there for me too |
| [01:50.00] | Central Perk |
| [01:50.57] | How does she do that? |
| [01:52.19] | I cannot sleep in a public place. |
| [01:54.87] | Libraries,aiplanes, movie theaters |
| [01:57.99] | When you were little, you slpet in the Grand Cayon |
| [01:59.93] | Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon |
| [02:04.66] | Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon？ |
| [02:08.72] | Would you look at her? |
| [02:10.08] | She's so peaceful. Yeah. |
| [02:13.02] | What? What? Hi. |
| [02:17.32] | It's okay, you know. You just nodded off again. |
| [02:20.01] | Oh. What's going on with you? |
| [02:21.88] | I got no sleep last night. Why? |
| [02:23.80] | My grandmother has this new boyfriend |
| [02:28.20] | ...and they're both kind of insecure in bed, so |
| [02:31.30] | And deaf |
| [02:33.38] | So they're constantly having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. |
| [02:38.82] | You have no idea how loud they are. |
| [02:42.76] | You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Thanks |
| [02:45.59] | Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven.95，96， 97 |
| [02:48.75] | See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here. |
| [02:51.81] | You got way too much free time, man. |
| [02:56.37] | Hey, there's the birthday boy. |
| [02:57.82] | Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets. |
| [03:00.97] | Rangers-Penguins tonight at the Garden. We're taking you. |
| [03:03.83] | Happy birthday, pal. We love you, man. |
| [03:05.75] | It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago. |
| [03:10.01] | So? So I'm guessing you had an extra ticket |
| [03:14.26] | ...and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh? |
| [03:17.42] | Well, aren't we Mr. The-Glass-is-Half-Empty? |
| [03:21.66] | Oh, my God. Oh. |
| [03:23.71] | Is today the 20th? October 20th? |
| [03:25.62] | I was hoping you wouldn't remember |
| [03:27.69] | What's wrong with the 20th? |
| [03:30.14] | Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone? |
| [03:33.58] | Today's the day Carol and I... |
| [03:37.36] | ...first consummated... |
| [03:39.49] | ...our physical relationship. |
| [03:44.17] | Sex. |
| [03:46.23] | You told your sister that? |
| [03:50.00] | Believe me, I told everyone |
| [03:54.89] | You know what? I better pass on the game. |
| [03:56.44] | I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. |
| [04:00.32] | The hell with hockey. Let's all do that. |
| [04:07.20] | Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice? |
| [04:09.85] | Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy? |
| [04:11.92] | Huh? Huh? Huh? |
| [04:13.52] | What are you doing? I have no idea. |
| [04:14.83] | Come on, Ross. |
| [04:17.62] | All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. |
| [04:20.22] | You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it. |
| [04:25.75] | All right. Look, look, look. My first paycheck. |
| [04:27.48] | Look at the window. There's my name. Hi, me. |
| [04:31.00] | I remember the day I got my first paycheck. |
| [04:35.20] | There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. |
| [04:38.41] | Wow, you worked in a mine? |
| [04:42.30] | No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? |
| [04:48.76][04:44.21] | God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. |
| [04:51.40] | I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. |
| [04:54.25] | And it was totally...not worth it. |
| [04:59.17] | Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? |
| [05:02.53] | I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that. |
| [05:06.09] | Oh, this is not that bad. |
| [05:08.84] | Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job. |
| [05:12.22] | You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| [05:18.20] | By the way, great service today. |
| [05:20.83] | Ooh. Oh, yeah. |
| [05:24.72] | Hockey. Hockey. |
| [05:43.00] | Rachel? |
| [05:44.83] | Oh, my God! |
| [05:51.76] | I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. |
| [05:57.51] | What are you guys doing here? |
| [05:59.73] | Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here... |
| [06:02.52] | ...and it's true. |
| [06:04.91] | Yeah. |
| [06:07.45] | Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play. |
| [06:12.14] | God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it. |
| [06:17.47] | I know, I know. I'm a duplex. |
| [06:21.10] | You look phenomenal.I mean, you've lost like a ton of weight |
| [06:27.00] | Really really.It's time to stop You look perfect |
| [06:34.09] | Anyway.So, what's going on with you? |
| [06:35.69] | Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm. |
| [06:42.84] | And while we're on the subject of news... |
| [06:48.95] | Look, look. I have elbows. |
| [06:57.49] | Passes it up to Leetch. |
| [07:00.03] | Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here's the pass. |
| [07:01.89] | Oh. Oh.We'll take a time-out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes. |
| [07:08.41] | Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first... |
| [07:13.03] | you know |
| [07:15.04] | In fact, she, uh... |
| [07:16.55] | She never took them off. Ha, ha. |
| [07:19.14] | It's because we... Sorry. Sorry. |
| [07:22.20] | I can't believe... |
| [07:23.65] | What? Peach pit. |
| [07:29.86] | Yes, bunny? |
| [07:31.67] | Peach pit. |
| [07:33.64] | That night, we, uh, had... Peaches? |
| [07:36.51] | Actually, nectarines, but basically. |
| [07:40.24] | Could've been a peach. Then we, uh... |
| [07:42.93] | Then we got dressed and I walked her to...the bus stop |
| [07:48.98] | I'm fine. |
| [07:52.14] | Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's. |
| [07:58.90] | What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. |
| [08:03.25] | Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt. |
| [08:05.37] | Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. |
| [08:11.13] | All right, let's talk reality for a second. Okay. |
| [08:16.03] | When are you coming home? What? |
| [08:17.45] | Guys, I'm not. |
| [08:20.55] | Heh. Come on. This is us. I'm not. |
| [08:24.74] | This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job. |
| [08:27.96] | You know?I even do my own laundry! |
| [08:31.00] | I mean, this is what I'm doing now -Waitressing? |
| [08:39.68] | Heh. I'm not just waitressing. |
| [08:43.72] | I mean, I'm...I, um. |
| [08:48.02] | I write the specials on the specials board. |
| [08:51.07] | And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. |
| [08:56.71] | Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. |
| [09:01.68] | Well, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies. |
| [09:12.39] | Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? |
| [09:20.21] | Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch? |
| [09:25.00] | What's that? |
| [09:26.38] | Well, it's rum and... Okay. |
| [09:29.07] | We thought since Phoebe's staying over we'd have a slumber party. |
| [09:35.24] | We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. |
| [09:38.65] | Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation. |
| [09:41.97] | But I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. |
| [09:47.05] | But we can prep the guy. |
| [09:51.29] | Rach, it's the Visa-card people. |
| [09:53.83] | Oh, God. Ask them what they want. |
| [09:55.32] | Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? |
| [09:58.54] | Yes, hold on. |
| [10:01.34] | Um, they say there's been unusual activity on your account. |
| [10:04.34] | But I haven't used my card in weeks. That is the unusual activity. |
| [10:10.46] | They just wanna see if you're okay. |
| [10:11.95] | They wanna know if I'm okay? |
| [10:15.41] | Okay, they wanna know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see. |
| [10:17.32] | Well, let's see. The FICA guys took all my money. |
| [10:20.48] | Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted... |
| [10:25.19] | and I'm getting coffee |
| [10:27.16] | And it's not even for me |
| [10:29.07] | So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay. Okay? |
| [10:32.69] | Uh, Rachel has left the building. |
| [10:40.36] | Can you call back? All right. Come on. |
| [10:43.21] | Let's play Twister. |
| [10:47.71] | (As for the guys) |
| [10:56.17] | Sorry. - Sorry, sorry, sorry |
| [10:57.42] | Uh oh. |
| [10:59.08] | What? There was ice there that night with Carol? |
| [11:03.58] | Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? |
| [11:08.32] | No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together. |
| [11:12.04] | But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. |
| [11:14.64] | It was the first frost. |
| [11:19.24] | We were... Sit. Just sit down. Sit. |
| [11:21.39] | You should feel great about yourself |
| [11:23.36] | You're doing this amazing independent thing. |
| [11:25.73] | Monica, what is so amazing? |
| [11:27.65] | I gave up like everything. And for what? |
| [11:31.99] | You are just like Jack. |
| [11:34.17] | Jack from downstairs? |
| [11:35.94] | No, Jack and the Beanstalk. |
| [11:40.03] | Ah, the other Jack. Yeah, right. |
| [11:43.03] | See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. |
| [11:46.14] | And then he woke up and there was this big plant... |
| [11:50.07] | ...outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. |
| [11:54.53] | And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. |
| [11:58.33] | Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. |
| [12:02.52] | I gave up an orthodontist. |
| [12:05.02] | Okay, I know I didn't love him, but... |
| [12:07.67] | Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. |
| [12:11.03] | But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear. |
| [12:13.83] | Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kind of like... |
| [12:16.61] | Flupie? Yeah. |
| [12:18.80] | You're not the only one. I mean,half the time we don't know where we're going |
| [12:23.51] | You gotta figure, at some point, it's gonna come together |
| [12:26.53] | and it's just gonna be "unflupie." |
| [12:29.17] | Yeah, like that's a word. |
| [12:33.89] | Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn't come together? |
| [12:38.60] | Pheebs? |
| [12:42.66] | Well, because you just... I don't like this question. |
| [12:46.18] | Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don't get magic beans? |
| [12:49.79] | I mean, what if all we've got are... |
| [12:53.79] | ...beans? |
| [12:56.58] | Get him! Get him! Get him! |
| [13:02.38] | Get... Yes! You're not laughing now, are you, pal? |
| [13:05.96] | See buddy,that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. |
| [13:10.91] | Pass it. Pass it. |
| [13:12.63] | He's open, he's open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it! |
| [13:16.37] | Whoa. Oh. Whoa. |
| [13:20.50] | Hey, look, we're on that TV thing. Ooh, ooh, ooh. |
| [13:26.09] | I got it! Hey, hey, we got it! Hey! |
| [13:31.83] | Emergency Room |
| [13:35.72] | Excuse me. |
| [13:36.52] | It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. |
| [13:41.64] | Well, I'm not completely satisfied. |
| [13:43.93] | Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness |
| [13:50.12] | Listen, it's kind of an emergency. |
| [13:52.20] | I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the predicament room. |
| [13:55.40] | Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there. |
| [14:01.15] | Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay? |
| [14:03.94] | But I'm in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented. |
| [14:07.27] | Well, you'll have to wait your turn. Well, how long do you think it'll be? |
| [14:11.87] | Any minute now. |
| [14:14.67] | Hey, listen... Ooh. |
| [14:23.73] | (I wake up and I start to cry) |
| [14:27.82] | (Ain't no hope in...) |
| [14:31.59] | Oh. I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down. |
| [14:35.58] | No, you were right. |
| [14:37.35] | I don't have a plan. |
| [14:40.72] | Pizza guy. |
| [14:44.96] | Thank God. Food. |
| [14:47.20] | Phoebe? What? |
| [14:49.16] | Do you have a plan? I don't even have a "pla." |
| [14:55.98] | Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion? |
| [14:58.15] | No, no, no. That's not what we ordered. |
| [15:02.56] | We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese. |
| [15:05.30] | Wait, you're not G. Stephanopoulos? No. |
| [15:11.35] | |
| [15:14.46] | Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? |
| [15:18.45] | Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. |
| [15:21.40] | Oh, bonehead. Bonehead. |
| [15:23.07] | Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself |
| [15:27.30] | Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? |
| [15:34.51] | Yeah, that sounds about right. |
| [15:36.94] | Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? And a power tie? |
| [15:41.70] | No, pretty much just a towel. |
| [15:43.78] | Oh, God. Oh. Oh. |
| [15:46.58] | Oh, my God. You want me to take this back? |
| [15:48.39] | What? Are you nuts? We've got George Stephanopoulos'pizza. |
| [15:51.91] | Here. Uh, Pheebs? Yeah? |
| [15:56.50] | Who's George Snuffleupagus? |
| [16:03.09] | That's Big Bird's friend. |
| [16:07.39] | I see pizza. |
| [16:08.88] | Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see. |
| [16:11.11] | Hello? Who are we spying on? |
| [16:13.13] | You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? |
| [16:16.55] | The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? |
| [16:20.06] | Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him. |
| [16:23.89] | Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman. |
| [16:27.58] | Tell me it's his mother. |
| [16:29.44] | Definitely not his mother. Oh, no. |
| [16:32.70] | Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor. |
| [16:34.92] | She's walking, she's walking. |
| [16:37.25] | She's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch! |
| [16:48.60] | (Dr. Max to Center 456) |
| [16:50.11] | (Dr. Max to Center 456) |
| [16:53.30] | Excuse me. We've been here for over an hour... |
| [16:58.96] | and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. |
| [17:01.20] | I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with? |
| [17:04.15] | Oh, come on, Dora. Don't be mad. |
| [17:09.69] | I know we both said some things...we didn't mean... |
| [17:15.75] | but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other |
| [17:20.15] | You know, I feel like I've lost her. |
| [17:22.85] | Come on, push me-No -Come on, push me |
| [17:30.00] | No,we're going to get into trouble |
| [17:31.63] | Don't be a baby.Push me, push me |
| [17:34.48] | Alright alright, I'm gonna push you, okay? |
| [17:36.44] | How about I push you like this? |
| [17:40.00] | Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, pally wally wally |
| [17:49.22] | I am so very sorry. Can I sign you? |
| [17:57.47] | Lights still out? Yeah. |
| [17:59.62] | Well, maybe they're napping. |
| [18:01.59] | Heh. Please. They're having sex. |
| [18:04.44] | Shut up |
| [18:06.66] | So, what do you think George is like? |
| [18:14.22] | I think he's shy. Oh, yeah? |
| [18:17.17] | Yeah. I think you have to draw him out |
| [18:20.02] | And then when you do, he's a preppy animal. |
| [18:25.45] | So what do you think of the guys are like? |
| [18:28.71] | Our guys? Yeah,our guys |
| [18:30.20] | Well,I don't know.I feel funny talking about that |
| [18:33.04] | Oh come on. Okay,well.I think Joey's like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket |
| [18:39.17] | You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes |
| [18:42.79] | I don't know.I think he might surprise you |
| [18:47.13] | One time,he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender |
| [18:51.90] | Come on,baby,come on. Let's go...Yes! |
| [18:59.56] | Chandler is hard to read. |
| [19:01.64] | He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce |
| [19:04.79] | I think it's a part of an act |
| [19:06.04] | I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems |
| [19:15.26] | You know who is kind of sexy? |
| [19:17.18] | Don't-Ross -No, guys, please, he is my brother |
| [19:21.22] | I know what exactly what you mean.He can be really smooth |
| [19:35.66] | Can'y you just picture him in bed.-I really don't want to |
| [19:43.11] | Come on, laugh, laugh |
| [19:45.44] | I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window... |
| [19:48.19] | ...and her face had the most incredible glow |
| [19:52.07] | Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. |
| [19:55.80] | You did this part |
| [19:56.68] | Could I get some painkillers over here, please? |
| [20:00.20] | He's right, enough already. What is the big deal about today? |
| [20:04.34] | So you slept with her for the first time. So what? |
| [20:07.29] | You slept with her for seven years after that. |
| [20:11.22] | It's just a little more complicated than that. |
| [20:13.70] | What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? |
| [20:16.56] | That she left you for a woman that likes women? |
| [20:18.68] | A little louder. |
| [20:19.77] | There's a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you12 |
| [20:23.09] | Then what? |
| [20:28.25] | My first time with Carol was... |
| [20:31.05] | Was my...-What? |
| [20:37.42] | It was my first......time. |
| [20:42.92] | With Carol?-Oh. |
| [20:51.26] | So in your whole life, you've only been with one? |
| [20:56.37] | Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake |
| [21:02.85] | There's a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight. |
| [21:07.35] | Okay. Okay, I got one. |
| [21:09.01] | Do you remember that vegetarian paté that I made that you loved so much? |
| [21:15.34] | Well, unless goose is a vegetable... |
| [21:22.40] | Okay, fine, fine. |
| [21:26.07] | Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. |
| [21:29.18] | What? You slept with Jason? - You had already broken up. |
| [21:32.91] | How long? Just a couple hours. |
| [21:35.29] | Oh, that's nice. |
| [21:37.26] | Okay, okay, okay, I got one. |
| [21:38.86] | Anyway. |
| [21:43.41] | The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. |
| [21:48.18] | Excuse me? |
| [21:49.68] | Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one. |
| [21:52.99] | She was a big girl |
| [21:59.00] | Really? |
| [22:00.49] | Well, at least big girls don't pee in their pants in seventh grade. |
| [22:06.52] | I was laughing. You made me laugh. |
| [22:09.37] | Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is. |
| [22:12.00] | Where? Right where we've been looking all night. |
| [22:15.53] | Oh, he's so cute. Oh, George, baby, drop the towel. |
| [22:18.95] | Come on, drop the towel. Drop the towel. |
| [22:21.70] | Please drop the towel. Drop it. |
| [22:23.92] | ALL: Wow. |
| [22:28.06] | Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? |
| [22:34.59] | I think it's great. |
| [22:36.24] | You know, it's sweet. It's romantic. |
| [22:40.55] | Really? |
| [22:42.82] | No, are you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him. |
| [22:46.49] | Hey, man. - Hey, buddy.-Ah? Ah? |
| [22:48.62] | Oh. |
| [22:51.99] | That's attractive. |
| [22:57.38] | Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. |
| [23:02.66] | Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. |
| [23:06.28] | Fun? Where was the fun? |
| [23:07.67] | Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? |
| [23:10.31] | Where's my puck? |
| [23:11.55] | Oh. The kid has it. - The kid? |
| [23:13.27] | Excuse me, uh, that's my puck. |
| [23:18.50] | I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. |
| [23:21.90] | You gotta do it, man. |
| [23:26.93] | Oh, yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you... |
| [23:31.65] | I can't do it. |
| [23:34.14] | Listen, uh, give me back my puck. - No. |
| [23:36.63] | Yes, how about? - No. |
| [23:38.38] | No, come here. Just give me my puck. - No, no, no. |
| [23:40.82] | Hey, no roughhousing in my ER. |
| [23:43.00] | Give me my puck! Unh. |
| [23:49.88] | Now, that was fun. |
| [23:56.44] | Okay, Monica. |
| [23:59.20] | Right foot, red. |
| [24:02.31] | Could've played Monopoly, but no. |
| [24:05.88] | Thanks. |
| [24:17.83] | Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. |
| [24:23.27] | Good.-Ross,switch places with me.Phoebe could be your no.2- Hmm? |
| [24:36.22] | What?-Nothing.It's a twister thing.The rules are on the back of the box |
| [24:41.44] | Hello? |
| [24:44.92] | Oh. Rachel, it's the Visa-card people. |
| [24:48.44] | Oh, okay. Will you take my place? |
| [24:50.36] | All right. Yes, this is Rachel. |
| [24:52.53] | No. - Oh. |
| [24:56.32] | Hello? |
| [24:57.60] | Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven't been using it much. |
| [25:01.44] | Oh, well, thanks, but I'm okay, really. |
| [25:05.16] | To the green, to the green. |
| [25:06.88] | Oh, no. - To the green. |
| [25:08.27] | I've got magic beans. |
| [25:12.57] | No, no, never mind. |
| [25:14.53] | To the left. To the left. |
| [25:18.78] | I'm fine. |
| [00:00.00] | Oh, that' s good. |
| [00:02.71] | Okay. All right, Phoebe? Okay, okay. |
| [00:04.82] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace |
| [00:09.10] | no more hunger, good things for the rain forest |
| [00:12.95] | And bigger boobs |
| [00:16.52] | Well, see, you took mine, so |
| [00:18.28] | Chandler, what about you? |
| [00:21.03] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I' d make myself omnipotent forever |
| [00:25.44] | See, there' s always one guy |
| [00:27.77] | " If I had a wish, I' d wish for three more wishes."" |
| [00:32.69] | Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy |
| [00:35.52] | What would you do if you were omnipotent? |
| [00:37.70] | Probably kill myself |
| [00:41.42] | Excuse me? |
| [00:42.41] | Hey, if Little Joey' s dead, then I got no reason to live, you know? |
| [00:47.91] | Joey, uh, omnipotent. |
| [00:50.98] | You are? |
| [00:55.07] | Ross, I' m... I had no idea. I thought it was like a theoretical pleasure |
| [01:03.60] | Friends S01E04: The One with George Stephanopoulos |
| [01:06.21] | So no one told you life was gonna be this way |
| [01:11.39] | Your job' s a joke, you' re broke, your love life' s D. O. A. |
| [01:16.19] | It' s like you' re always stuck in second gear |
| [01:20.55] | When it hasn' t been your day, |
| [01:22.84] | your week, your month, or even your year |
| [01:26.15] | but I' ll be there for you |
| [01:29.56] | When the rain starts to pour |
| [01:31.43] | I' ll be there for you |
| [01:34.38] | Like I' ve been there before |
| [01:36.57] | I' ll be there for you |
| [01:39.21] | ' Cause you' re there for me too |
| [01:50.00] | Central Perk |
| [01:50.57] | How does she do that? |
| [01:52.19] | I cannot sleep in a public place. |
| [01:54.87] | Libraries, aiplanes, movie theaters |
| [01:57.99] | When you were little, you slpet in the Grand Cayon |
| [01:59.93] | Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon |
| [02:04.66] | Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon? |
| [02:08.72] | Would you look at her? |
| [02:10.08] | She' s so peaceful. Yeah. |
| [02:13.02] | What? What? Hi. |
| [02:17.32] | It' s okay, you know. You just nodded off again. |
| [02:20.01] | Oh. What' s going on with you? |
| [02:21.88] | I got no sleep last night. Why? |
| [02:23.80] | My grandmother has this new boyfriend |
| [02:28.20] | ... and they' re both kind of insecure in bed, so |
| [02:31.30] | And deaf |
| [02:33.38] | So they' re constantly having to reassure each other that they' re having a good time. |
| [02:38.82] | You have no idea how loud they are. |
| [02:42.76] | You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Thanks |
| [02:45.59] | Ninetyfive, ninetysix, ninetyseven. 95, 96, 97 |
| [02:48.75] | See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here. |
| [02:51.81] | You got way too much free time, man. |
| [02:56.37] | Hey, there' s the birthday boy. |
| [02:57.82] | Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets. |
| [03:00.97] | RangersPenguins tonight at the Garden. We' re taking you. |
| [03:03.83] | Happy birthday, pal. We love you, man. |
| [03:05.75] | It' s funny, my birthday was seven months ago. |
| [03:10.01] | So? So I' m guessing you had an extra ticket |
| [03:14.26] | ... and couldn' t decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh? |
| [03:17.42] | Well, aren' t we Mr. TheGlassisHalfEmpty? |
| [03:21.66] | Oh, my God. Oh. |
| [03:23.71] | Is today the 20th? October 20th? |
| [03:25.62] | I was hoping you wouldn' t remember |
| [03:27.69] | What' s wrong with the 20th? |
| [03:30.14] | Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone? |
| [03:33.58] | Today' s the day Carol and I... |
| [03:37.36] | ... first consummated... |
| [03:39.49] | ... our physical relationship. |
| [03:44.17] | Sex. |
| [03:46.23] | You told your sister that? |
| [03:50.00] | Believe me, I told everyone |
| [03:54.89] | You know what? I better pass on the game. |
| [03:56.44] | I think I' m just gonna go home and think about my exwife and her lesbian lover. |
| [04:00.32] | The hell with hockey. Let' s all do that. |
| [04:07.20] | Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice? |
| [04:09.85] | Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy? |
| [04:11.92] | Huh? Huh? Huh? |
| [04:13.52] | What are you doing? I have no idea. |
| [04:14.83] | Come on, Ross. |
| [04:17.62] | All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. |
| [04:20.22] | You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it. |
| [04:25.75] | All right. Look, look, look. My first paycheck. |
| [04:27.48] | Look at the window. There' s my name. Hi, me. |
| [04:31.00] | I remember the day I got my first paycheck. |
| [04:35.20] | There was a cavein in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. |
| [04:38.41] | Wow, you worked in a mine? |
| [04:42.30] | No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? |
| [04:48.76][04:44.21] | God, isn' t this exciting? I earned this. |
| [04:51.40] | I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. |
| [04:54.25] | And it was totally... not worth it. |
| [04:59.17] | Who' s FICA? Why' s he getting all my money? |
| [05:02.53] | I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that. |
| [05:06.09] | Oh, this is not that bad. |
| [05:08.84] | Oh, you' re fine, yeah, for a first job. |
| [05:12.22] | You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| [05:18.20] | By the way, great service today. |
| [05:20.83] | Ooh. Oh, yeah. |
| [05:24.72] | Hockey. Hockey. |
| [05:43.00] | Rachel? |
| [05:44.83] | Oh, my God! |
| [05:51.76] | I swear I' ve seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. |
| [05:57.51] | What are you guys doing here? |
| [05:59.73] | Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here... |
| [06:02.52] | ... and it' s true. |
| [06:04.91] | Yeah. |
| [06:07.45] | Look at you in the apron. You look like you' re in a play. |
| [06:12.14] | God, look at you. You are so big. I can' t believe it. |
| [06:17.47] | I know, I know. I' m a duplex. |
| [06:21.10] | You look phenomenal. I mean, you' ve lost like a ton of weight |
| [06:27.00] | Really really. It' s time to stop You look perfect |
| [06:34.09] | Anyway. So, what' s going on with you? |
| [06:35.69] | Well, guess who my dad' s making partner in his firm. |
| [06:42.84] | And while we' re on the subject of news... |
| [06:48.95] | Look, look. I have elbows. |
| [06:57.49] | Passes it up to Leetch. |
| [07:00.03] | Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here' s the pass. |
| [07:01.89] | Oh. Oh. We' ll take a timeout while Messier stops to look at some women' s shoes. |
| [07:08.41] | Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first... |
| [07:13.03] | you know |
| [07:15.04] | In fact, she, uh... |
| [07:16.55] | She never took them off. Ha, ha. |
| [07:19.14] | It' s because we... Sorry. Sorry. |
| [07:22.20] | I can' t believe... |
| [07:23.65] | What? Peach pit. |
| [07:29.86] | Yes, bunny? |
| [07:31.67] | Peach pit. |
| [07:33.64] | That night, we, uh, had... Peaches? |
| [07:36.51] | Actually, nectarines, but basically. |
| [07:40.24] | Could' ve been a peach. Then we, uh... |
| [07:42.93] | Then we got dressed and I walked her to... the bus stop |
| [07:48.98] | I' m fine. |
| [07:52.14] | Hey, that woman' s got an ass like Carol' s. |
| [07:58.90] | What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. |
| [08:03.25] | Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt. |
| [08:05.37] | Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. |
| [08:11.13] | All right, let' s talk reality for a second. Okay. |
| [08:16.03] | When are you coming home? What? |
| [08:17.45] | Guys, I' m not. |
| [08:20.55] | Heh. Come on. This is us. I' m not. |
| [08:24.74] | This is what I' m doing now. I' ve got this job. |
| [08:27.96] | You know? I even do my own laundry! |
| [08:31.00] | I mean, this is what I' m doing now Waitressing? |
| [08:39.68] | Heh. I' m not just waitressing. |
| [08:43.72] | I mean, I' m... I, um. |
| [08:48.02] | I write the specials on the specials board. |
| [08:51.07] | And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. |
| [08:56.71] | Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. |
| [09:01.68] | Well, your mom didn' t tell us about the blobbies. |
| [09:12.39] | Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? |
| [09:20.21] | Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch? |
| [09:25.00] | What' s that? |
| [09:26.38] | Well, it' s rum and... Okay. |
| [09:29.07] | We thought since Phoebe' s staying over we' d have a slumber party. |
| [09:35.24] | We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. |
| [09:38.65] | Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation. |
| [09:41.97] | But I lost the tweezers, so we can' t operate. |
| [09:47.05] | But we can prep the guy. |
| [09:51.29] | Rach, it' s the Visacard people. |
| [09:53.83] | Oh, God. Ask them what they want. |
| [09:55.32] | Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? |
| [09:58.54] | Yes, hold on. |
| [10:01.34] | Um, they say there' s been unusual activity on your account. |
| [10:04.34] | But I haven' t used my card in weeks. That is the unusual activity. |
| [10:10.46] | They just wanna see if you' re okay. |
| [10:11.95] | They wanna know if I' m okay? |
| [10:15.41] | Okay, they wanna know if I' m okay. Okay, let' s see. |
| [10:17.32] | Well, let' s see. The FICA guys took all my money. |
| [10:20.48] | Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted... |
| [10:25.19] | and I' m getting coffee |
| [10:27.16] | And it' s not even for me |
| [10:29.07] | So if that sounds like I' m okay, okay, then you can tell them I' m okay. Okay? |
| [10:32.69] | Uh, Rachel has left the building. |
| [10:40.36] | Can you call back? All right. Come on. |
| [10:43.21] | Let' s play Twister. |
| [10:47.71] | As for the guys |
| [10:56.17] | Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry |
| [10:57.42] | Uh oh. |
| [10:59.08] | What? There was ice there that night with Carol? |
| [11:03.58] | Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? |
| [11:08.32] | No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we' re not sitting together. |
| [11:12.04] | But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. |
| [11:14.64] | It was the first frost. |
| [11:19.24] | We were... Sit. Just sit down. Sit. |
| [11:21.39] | You should feel great about yourself |
| [11:23.36] | You' re doing this amazing independent thing. |
| [11:25.73] | Monica, what is so amazing? |
| [11:27.65] | I gave up like everything. And for what? |
| [11:31.99] | You are just like Jack. |
| [11:34.17] | Jack from downstairs? |
| [11:35.94] | No, Jack and the Beanstalk. |
| [11:40.03] | Ah, the other Jack. Yeah, right. |
| [11:43.03] | See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. |
| [11:46.14] | And then he woke up and there was this big plant... |
| [11:50.07] | ... outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. |
| [11:54.53] | And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. |
| [11:58.33] | Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. |
| [12:02.52] | I gave up an orthodontist. |
| [12:05.02] | Okay, I know I didn' t love him, but... |
| [12:07.67] | Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. |
| [12:11.03] | But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear. |
| [12:13.83] | Everything was figured out, and now everything' s just kind of like... |
| [12:16.61] | Flupie? Yeah. |
| [12:18.80] | You' re not the only one. I mean, half the time we don' t know where we' re going |
| [12:23.51] | You gotta figure, at some point, it' s gonna come together |
| [12:26.53] | and it' s just gonna be " unflupie." |
| [12:29.17] | Yeah, like that' s a word. |
| [12:33.89] | Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn' t come together? |
| [12:38.60] | Pheebs? |
| [12:42.66] | Well, because you just... I don' t like this question. |
| [12:46.18] | Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don' t get magic beans? |
| [12:49.79] | I mean, what if all we' ve got are... |
| [12:53.79] | ... beans? |
| [12:56.58] | Get him! Get him! Get him! |
| [13:02.38] | Get... Yes! You' re not laughing now, are you, pal? |
| [13:05.96] | See buddy, that' s all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. |
| [13:10.91] | Pass it. Pass it. |
| [13:12.63] | He' s open, he' s open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it! |
| [13:16.37] | Whoa. Oh. Whoa. |
| [13:20.50] | Hey, look, we' re on that TV thing. Ooh, ooh, ooh. |
| [13:26.09] | I got it! Hey, hey, we got it! Hey! |
| [13:31.83] | Emergency Room |
| [13:35.72] | Excuse me. |
| [13:36.52] | It says to call this number if you' re not completely satisfied with this candy bar. |
| [13:41.64] | Well, I' m not completely satisfied. |
| [13:43.93] | Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness |
| [13:50.12] | Listen, it' s kind of an emergency. |
| [13:52.20] | I guess you' d know that, or we' d be in the predicament room. |
| [13:55.40] | Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there. |
| [14:01.15] | Look, I don' t wanna make any trouble, okay? |
| [14:03.94] | But I' m in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented. |
| [14:07.27] | Well, you' ll have to wait your turn. Well, how long do you think it' ll be? |
| [14:11.87] | Any minute now. |
| [14:14.67] | Hey, listen... Ooh. |
| [14:23.73] | I wake up and I start to cry |
| [14:27.82] | Ain' t no hope in... |
| [14:31.59] | Oh. I' m so sorry, you guys. I didn' t mean to bring you down. |
| [14:35.58] | No, you were right. |
| [14:37.35] | I don' t have a plan. |
| [14:40.72] | Pizza guy. |
| [14:44.96] | Thank God. Food. |
| [14:47.20] | Phoebe? What? |
| [14:49.16] | Do you have a plan? I don' t even have a " pla." |
| [14:55.98] | Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion? |
| [14:58.15] | No, no, no. That' s not what we ordered. |
| [15:02.56] | We ordered a fatfree crust with extra cheese. |
| [15:05.30] | Wait, you' re not G. Stephanopoulos? No. |
| [15:11.35] | |
| [15:14.46] | Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? |
| [15:18.45] | Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. |
| [15:21.40] | Oh, bonehead. Bonehead. |
| [15:23.07] | Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself |
| [15:27.30] | Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? |
| [15:34.51] | Yeah, that sounds about right. |
| [15:36.94] | Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? And a power tie? |
| [15:41.70] | No, pretty much just a towel. |
| [15:43.78] | Oh, God. Oh. Oh. |
| [15:46.58] | Oh, my God. You want me to take this back? |
| [15:48.39] | What? Are you nuts? We' ve got George Stephanopoulos' pizza. |
| [15:51.91] | Here. Uh, Pheebs? Yeah? |
| [15:56.50] | Who' s George Snuffleupagus? |
| [16:03.09] | That' s Big Bird' s friend. |
| [16:07.39] | I see pizza. |
| [16:08.88] | Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see. |
| [16:11.11] | Hello? Who are we spying on? |
| [16:13.13] | You know the White House adviser? Clinton' s campaign guy? |
| [16:16.55] | The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? |
| [16:20.06] | Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him. |
| [16:23.89] | Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman. |
| [16:27.58] | Tell me it' s his mother. |
| [16:29.44] | Definitely not his mother. Oh, no. |
| [16:32.70] | Oh, wait, she' s walking across the floor. |
| [16:34.92] | She' s walking, she' s walking. |
| [16:37.25] | She' s going for the pizza. Hey, that' s not for you, bitch! |
| [16:48.60] | Dr. Max to Center 456 |
| [16:50.11] | Dr. Max to Center 456 |
| [16:53.30] | Excuse me. We' ve been here for over an hour... |
| [16:58.96] | and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. |
| [17:01.20] | I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who' s he sleeping with? |
| [17:04.15] | Oh, come on, Dora. Don' t be mad. |
| [17:09.69] | I know we both said some things... we didn' t mean... |
| [17:15.75] | but that doesn' t mean we still don' t love each other |
| [17:20.15] | You know, I feel like I' ve lost her. |
| [17:22.85] | Come on, push meNo Come on, push me |
| [17:30.00] | No, we' re going to get into trouble |
| [17:31.63] | Don' t be a baby. Push me, push me |
| [17:34.48] | Alright alright, I' m gonna push you, okay? |
| [17:36.44] | How about I push you like this? |
| [17:40.00] | Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, pally wally wally |
| [17:49.22] | I am so very sorry. Can I sign you? |
| [17:57.47] | Lights still out? Yeah. |
| [17:59.62] | Well, maybe they' re napping. |
| [18:01.59] | Heh. Please. They' re having sex. |
| [18:04.44] | Shut up |
| [18:06.66] | So, what do you think George is like? |
| [18:14.22] | I think he' s shy. Oh, yeah? |
| [18:17.17] | Yeah. I think you have to draw him out |
| [18:20.02] | And then when you do, he' s a preppy animal. |
| [18:25.45] | So what do you think of the guys are like? |
| [18:28.71] | Our guys? Yeah, our guys |
| [18:30.20] | Well, I don' t know. I feel funny talking about that |
| [18:33.04] | Oh come on. Okay, well. I think Joey' s like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket |
| [18:39.17] | You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes |
| [18:42.79] | I don' t know. I think he might surprise you |
| [18:47.13] | One time, he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender |
| [18:51.90] | Come on, baby, come on. Let' s go... Yes! |
| [18:59.56] | Chandler is hard to read. |
| [19:01.64] | He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce |
| [19:04.79] | I think it' s a part of an act |
| [19:06.04] | I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems |
| [19:15.26] | You know who is kind of sexy? |
| [19:17.18] | Don' tRoss No, guys, please, he is my brother |
| [19:21.22] | I know what exactly what you mean. He can be really smooth |
| [19:35.66] | Can' y you just picture him in bed. I really don' t want to |
| [19:43.11] | Come on, laugh, laugh |
| [19:45.44] | I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window... |
| [19:48.19] | ... and her face had the most incredible glow |
| [19:52.07] | Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. |
| [19:55.80] | You did this part |
| [19:56.68] | Could I get some painkillers over here, please? |
| [20:00.20] | He' s right, enough already. What is the big deal about today? |
| [20:04.34] | So you slept with her for the first time. So what? |
| [20:07.29] | You slept with her for seven years after that. |
| [20:11.22] | It' s just a little more complicated than that. |
| [20:13.70] | What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? |
| [20:16.56] | That she left you for a woman that likes women? |
| [20:18.68] | A little louder. |
| [20:19.77] | There' s a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn' t quite hear you12 |
| [20:23.09] | Then what? |
| [20:28.25] | My first time with Carol was... |
| [20:31.05] | Was my... What? |
| [20:37.42] | It was my first...... time. |
| [20:42.92] | With Carol? Oh. |
| [20:51.26] | So in your whole life, you' ve only been with one? |
| [20:56.37] | Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake |
| [21:02.85] | There' s a whole bunch of stuff we could' ve done tonight. |
| [21:07.35] | Okay. Okay, I got one. |
| [21:09.01] | Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much? |
| [21:15.34] | Well, unless goose is a vegetable... |
| [21:22.40] | Okay, fine, fine. |
| [21:26.07] | Now I don' t feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. |
| [21:29.18] | What? You slept with Jason? You had already broken up. |
| [21:32.91] | How long? Just a couple hours. |
| [21:35.29] | Oh, that' s nice. |
| [21:37.26] | Okay, okay, okay, I got one. |
| [21:38.86] | Anyway. |
| [21:43.41] | The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. |
| [21:48.18] | Excuse me? |
| [21:49.68] | Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one. |
| [21:52.99] | She was a big girl |
| [21:59.00] | Really? |
| [22:00.49] | Well, at least big girls don' t pee in their pants in seventh grade. |
| [22:06.52] | I was laughing. You made me laugh. |
| [22:09.37] | Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is. |
| [22:12.00] | Where? Right where we' ve been looking all night. |
| [22:15.53] | Oh, he' s so cute. Oh, George, baby, drop the towel. |
| [22:18.95] | Come on, drop the towel. Drop the towel. |
| [22:21.70] | Please drop the towel. Drop it. |
| [22:23.92] | ALL: Wow. |
| [22:28.06] | Man, can you believe he' s only had sex with one woman? |
| [22:34.59] | I think it' s great. |
| [22:36.24] | You know, it' s sweet. It' s romantic. |
| [22:40.55] | Really? |
| [22:42.82] | No, are you kidding? The guy' s a freak. I judge him. |
| [22:46.49] | Hey, man. Hey, buddy. Ah? Ah? |
| [22:48.62] | Oh. |
| [22:51.99] | That' s attractive. |
| [22:57.38] | Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. |
| [23:02.66] | Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. |
| [23:06.28] | Fun? Where was the fun? |
| [23:07.67] | Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? |
| [23:10.31] | Where' s my puck? |
| [23:11.55] | Oh. The kid has it. The kid? |
| [23:13.27] | Excuse me, uh, that' s my puck. |
| [23:18.50] | I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. |
| [23:21.90] | You gotta do it, man. |
| [23:26.93] | Oh, yeah? Well, I' m rubber, you' re glue. Whatever you... |
| [23:31.65] | I can' t do it. |
| [23:34.14] | Listen, uh, give me back my puck. No. |
| [23:36.63] | Yes, how about? No. |
| [23:38.38] | No, come here. Just give me my puck. No, no, no. |
| [23:40.82] | Hey, no roughhousing in my ER. |
| [23:43.00] | Give me my puck! Unh. |
| [23:49.88] | Now, that was fun. |
| [23:56.44] | Okay, Monica. |
| [23:59.20] | Right foot, red. |
| [24:02.31] | Could' ve played Monopoly, but no. |
| [24:05.88] | Thanks. |
| [24:17.83] | Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. |
| [24:23.27] | Good. Ross, switch places with me. Phoebe could be your no. 2 Hmm? |
| [24:36.22] | What? Nothing. It' s a twister thing. The rules are on the back of the box |
| [24:41.44] | Hello? |
| [24:44.92] | Oh. Rachel, it' s the Visacard people. |
| [24:48.44] | Oh, okay. Will you take my place? |
| [24:50.36] | All right. Yes, this is Rachel. |
| [24:52.53] | No. Oh. |
| [24:56.32] | Hello? |
| [24:57.60] | Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven' t been using it much. |
| [25:01.44] | Oh, well, thanks, but I' m okay, really. |
| [25:05.16] | To the green, to the green. |
| [25:06.88] | Oh, no. To the green. |
| [25:08.27] | I' ve got magic beans. |
| [25:12.57] | No, no, never mind. |
| [25:14.53] | To the left. To the left. |
| [25:18.78] | I' m fine. |
| [00:00.00] | Oh, that' s good. |
| [00:02.71] | Okay. All right, Phoebe? Okay, okay. |
| [00:04.82] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace |
| [00:09.10] | no more hunger, good things for the rain forest |
| [00:12.95] | And bigger boobs |
| [00:16.52] | Well, see, you took mine, so |
| [00:18.28] | Chandler, what about you? |
| [00:21.03] | If I were omnipotent for a day, I' d make myself omnipotent forever |
| [00:25.44] | See, there' s always one guy |
| [00:27.77] | " If I had a wish, I' d wish for three more wishes."" |
| [00:32.69] | Hey, Joey. Hey, buddy |
| [00:35.52] | What would you do if you were omnipotent? |
| [00:37.70] | Probably kill myself |
| [00:41.42] | Excuse me? |
| [00:42.41] | Hey, if Little Joey' s dead, then I got no reason to live, you know? |
| [00:47.91] | Joey, uh, omnipotent. |
| [00:50.98] | You are? |
| [00:55.07] | Ross, I' m... I had no idea. I thought it was like a theoretical pleasure |
| [01:03.60] | Friends S01E04: The One with George Stephanopoulos |
| [01:06.21] | So no one told you life was gonna be this way |
| [01:11.39] | Your job' s a joke, you' re broke, your love life' s D. O. A. |
| [01:16.19] | It' s like you' re always stuck in second gear |
| [01:20.55] | When it hasn' t been your day, |
| [01:22.84] | your week, your month, or even your year |
| [01:26.15] | but I' ll be there for you |
| [01:29.56] | When the rain starts to pour |
| [01:31.43] | I' ll be there for you |
| [01:34.38] | Like I' ve been there before |
| [01:36.57] | I' ll be there for you |
| [01:39.21] | ' Cause you' re there for me too |
| [01:50.00] | Central Perk |
| [01:50.57] | How does she do that? |
| [01:52.19] | I cannot sleep in a public place. |
| [01:54.87] | Libraries, aiplanes, movie theaters |
| [01:57.99] | When you were little, you slpet in the Grand Cayon |
| [01:59.93] | Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Cayon |
| [02:04.66] | Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Cayon? |
| [02:08.72] | Would you look at her? |
| [02:10.08] | She' s so peaceful. Yeah. |
| [02:13.02] | What? What? Hi. |
| [02:17.32] | It' s okay, you know. You just nodded off again. |
| [02:20.01] | Oh. What' s going on with you? |
| [02:21.88] | I got no sleep last night. Why? |
| [02:23.80] | My grandmother has this new boyfriend |
| [02:28.20] | ... and they' re both kind of insecure in bed, so |
| [02:31.30] | And deaf |
| [02:33.38] | So they' re constantly having to reassure each other that they' re having a good time. |
| [02:38.82] | You have no idea how loud they are. |
| [02:42.76] | You can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Thanks |
| [02:45.59] | Ninetyfive, ninetysix, ninetyseven. 95, 96, 97 |
| [02:48.75] | See, I told you. Less than 100 steps from our place to here. |
| [02:51.81] | You got way too much free time, man. |
| [02:56.37] | Hey, there' s the birthday boy. |
| [02:57.82] | Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets. |
| [03:00.97] | RangersPenguins tonight at the Garden. We' re taking you. |
| [03:03.83] | Happy birthday, pal. We love you, man. |
| [03:05.75] | It' s funny, my birthday was seven months ago. |
| [03:10.01] | So? So I' m guessing you had an extra ticket |
| [03:14.26] | ... and couldn' t decide which one of you got to bring a date? Huh? |
| [03:17.42] | Well, aren' t we Mr. TheGlassisHalfEmpty? |
| [03:21.66] | Oh, my God. Oh. |
| [03:23.71] | Is today the 20th? October 20th? |
| [03:25.62] | I was hoping you wouldn' t remember |
| [03:27.69] | What' s wrong with the 20th? |
| [03:30.14] | Eleven days before Halloween? All the good costumes are gone? |
| [03:33.58] | Today' s the day Carol and I... |
| [03:37.36] | ... first consummated... |
| [03:39.49] | ... our physical relationship. |
| [03:44.17] | Sex. |
| [03:46.23] | You told your sister that? |
| [03:50.00] | Believe me, I told everyone |
| [03:54.89] | You know what? I better pass on the game. |
| [03:56.44] | I think I' m just gonna go home and think about my exwife and her lesbian lover. |
| [04:00.32] | The hell with hockey. Let' s all do that. |
| [04:07.20] | Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice? |
| [04:09.85] | Guys' night out? Come on, what do you say, big guy? |
| [04:11.92] | Huh? Huh? Huh? |
| [04:13.52] | What are you doing? I have no idea. |
| [04:14.83] | Come on, Ross. |
| [04:17.62] | All right, all right. Maybe it will take my mind off it. |
| [04:20.22] | You promise to buy me a big foam finger? JOEY: You got it. |
| [04:25.75] | All right. Look, look, look. My first paycheck. |
| [04:27.48] | Look at the window. There' s my name. Hi, me. |
| [04:31.00] | I remember the day I got my first paycheck. |
| [04:35.20] | There was a cavein in one of the mines, and eight people were killed. |
| [04:38.41] | Wow, you worked in a mine? |
| [04:42.30] | No, I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? |
| [04:48.76][04:44.21] | God, isn' t this exciting? I earned this. |
| [04:51.40] | I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. |
| [04:54.25] | And it was totally... not worth it. |
| [04:59.17] | Who' s FICA? Why' s he getting all my money? |
| [05:02.53] | I mean, what...? Chandler, look at that. |
| [05:06.09] | Oh, this is not that bad. |
| [05:08.84] | Oh, you' re fine, yeah, for a first job. |
| [05:12.22] | You can totally, totally live on this. MONICA: Oh, yeah, yeah. |
| [05:18.20] | By the way, great service today. |
| [05:20.83] | Ooh. Oh, yeah. |
| [05:24.72] | Hockey. Hockey. |
| [05:43.00] | Rachel? |
| [05:44.83] | Oh, my God! |
| [05:51.76] | I swear I' ve seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom. |
| [05:57.51] | What are you guys doing here? |
| [05:59.73] | Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here... |
| [06:02.52] | ... and it' s true. |
| [06:04.91] | Yeah. |
| [06:07.45] | Look at you in the apron. You look like you' re in a play. |
| [06:12.14] | God, look at you. You are so big. I can' t believe it. |
| [06:17.47] | I know, I know. I' m a duplex. |
| [06:21.10] | You look phenomenal. I mean, you' ve lost like a ton of weight |
| [06:27.00] | Really really. It' s time to stop You look perfect |
| [06:34.09] | Anyway. So, what' s going on with you? |
| [06:35.69] | Well, guess who my dad' s making partner in his firm. |
| [06:42.84] | And while we' re on the subject of news... |
| [06:48.95] | Look, look. I have elbows. |
| [06:57.49] | Passes it up to Leetch. |
| [07:00.03] | Leetch spots Messier in the crease. Here' s the pass. |
| [07:01.89] | Oh. Oh. We' ll take a timeout while Messier stops to look at some women' s shoes. |
| [07:08.41] | Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we first... |
| [07:13.03] | you know |
| [07:15.04] | In fact, she, uh... |
| [07:16.55] | She never took them off. Ha, ha. |
| [07:19.14] | It' s because we... Sorry. Sorry. |
| [07:22.20] | I can' t believe... |
| [07:23.65] | What? Peach pit. |
| [07:29.86] | Yes, bunny? |
| [07:31.67] | Peach pit. |
| [07:33.64] | That night, we, uh, had... Peaches? |
| [07:36.51] | Actually, nectarines, but basically. |
| [07:40.24] | Could' ve been a peach. Then we, uh... |
| [07:42.93] | Then we got dressed and I walked her to... the bus stop |
| [07:48.98] | I' m fine. |
| [07:52.14] | Hey, that woman' s got an ass like Carol' s. |
| [07:58.90] | What? I thought we were trying to find stuff. |
| [08:03.25] | Oh, come on, you guys. Tell me all the dirt. |
| [08:05.37] | Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar. |
| [08:11.13] | All right, let' s talk reality for a second. Okay. |
| [08:16.03] | When are you coming home? What? |
| [08:17.45] | Guys, I' m not. |
| [08:20.55] | Heh. Come on. This is us. I' m not. |
| [08:24.74] | This is what I' m doing now. I' ve got this job. |
| [08:27.96] | You know? I even do my own laundry! |
| [08:31.00] | I mean, this is what I' m doing now Waitressing? |
| [08:39.68] | Heh. I' m not just waitressing. |
| [08:43.72] | I mean, I' m... I, um. |
| [08:48.02] | I write the specials on the specials board. |
| [08:51.07] | And I take the dead flowers out of the vase. |
| [08:56.71] | Um, oh, and sometimes Arturo lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies. |
| [09:01.68] | Well, your mom didn' t tell us about the blobbies. |
| [09:12.39] | Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? |
| [09:20.21] | Okay, how would you like some Tiki Death Punch? |
| [09:25.00] | What' s that? |
| [09:26.38] | Well, it' s rum and... Okay. |
| [09:29.07] | We thought since Phoebe' s staying over we' d have a slumber party. |
| [09:35.24] | We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister. |
| [09:38.65] | Ooh, ooh. And I brought Operation. |
| [09:41.97] | But I lost the tweezers, so we can' t operate. |
| [09:47.05] | But we can prep the guy. |
| [09:51.29] | Rach, it' s the Visacard people. |
| [09:53.83] | Oh, God. Ask them what they want. |
| [09:55.32] | Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? |
| [09:58.54] | Yes, hold on. |
| [10:01.34] | Um, they say there' s been unusual activity on your account. |
| [10:04.34] | But I haven' t used my card in weeks. That is the unusual activity. |
| [10:10.46] | They just wanna see if you' re okay. |
| [10:11.95] | They wanna know if I' m okay? |
| [10:15.41] | Okay, they wanna know if I' m okay. Okay, let' s see. |
| [10:17.32] | Well, let' s see. The FICA guys took all my money. |
| [10:20.48] | Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted... |
| [10:25.19] | and I' m getting coffee |
| [10:27.16] | And it' s not even for me |
| [10:29.07] | So if that sounds like I' m okay, okay, then you can tell them I' m okay. Okay? |
| [10:32.69] | Uh, Rachel has left the building. |
| [10:40.36] | Can you call back? All right. Come on. |
| [10:43.21] | Let' s play Twister. |
| [10:47.71] | As for the guys |
| [10:56.17] | Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry |
| [10:57.42] | Uh oh. |
| [10:59.08] | What? There was ice there that night with Carol? |
| [11:03.58] | Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans? |
| [11:08.32] | No, actually, I was just saying it looks like we' re not sitting together. |
| [11:12.04] | But now that you mention it, there was ice there that night. |
| [11:14.64] | It was the first frost. |
| [11:19.24] | We were... Sit. Just sit down. Sit. |
| [11:21.39] | You should feel great about yourself |
| [11:23.36] | You' re doing this amazing independent thing. |
| [11:25.73] | Monica, what is so amazing? |
| [11:27.65] | I gave up like everything. And for what? |
| [11:31.99] | You are just like Jack. |
| [11:34.17] | Jack from downstairs? |
| [11:35.94] | No, Jack and the Beanstalk. |
| [11:40.03] | Ah, the other Jack. Yeah, right. |
| [11:43.03] | See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. |
| [11:46.14] | And then he woke up and there was this big plant... |
| [11:50.07] | ... outside of his window, full of possibilities and stuff. |
| [11:54.53] | And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. |
| [11:58.33] | Okay, but, Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow. |
| [12:02.52] | I gave up an orthodontist. |
| [12:05.02] | Okay, I know I didn' t love him, but... |
| [12:07.67] | Oh, see, Jack did love the cow. |
| [12:11.03] | But, see, it was a plan, you know? It was clear. |
| [12:13.83] | Everything was figured out, and now everything' s just kind of like... |
| [12:16.61] | Flupie? Yeah. |
| [12:18.80] | You' re not the only one. I mean, half the time we don' t know where we' re going |
| [12:23.51] | You gotta figure, at some point, it' s gonna come together |
| [12:26.53] | and it' s just gonna be " unflupie." |
| [12:29.17] | Yeah, like that' s a word. |
| [12:33.89] | Okay, but, Monica, what if it doesn' t come together? |
| [12:38.60] | Pheebs? |
| [12:42.66] | Well, because you just... I don' t like this question. |
| [12:46.18] | Okay, see? See, you guys? What if we don' t get magic beans? |
| [12:49.79] | I mean, what if all we' ve got are... |
| [12:53.79] | ... beans? |
| [12:56.58] | Get him! Get him! Get him! |
| [13:02.38] | Get... Yes! You' re not laughing now, are you, pal? |
| [13:05.96] | See buddy, that' s all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks. |
| [13:10.91] | Pass it. Pass it. |
| [13:12.63] | He' s open, he' s open. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it! |
| [13:16.37] | Whoa. Oh. Whoa. |
| [13:20.50] | Hey, look, we' re on that TV thing. Ooh, ooh, ooh. |
| [13:26.09] | I got it! Hey, hey, we got it! Hey! |
| [13:31.83] | Emergency Room |
| [13:35.72] | Excuse me. |
| [13:36.52] | It says to call this number if you' re not completely satisfied with this candy bar. |
| [13:41.64] | Well, I' m not completely satisfied. |
| [13:43.93] | Yeah the label promises the nutty goodness |
| [13:50.12] | Listen, it' s kind of an emergency. |
| [13:52.20] | I guess you' d know that, or we' d be in the predicament room. |
| [13:55.40] | Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there. |
| [14:01.15] | Look, I don' t wanna make any trouble, okay? |
| [14:03.94] | But I' m in a lot of pain here, all right? My face is dented. |
| [14:07.27] | Well, you' ll have to wait your turn. Well, how long do you think it' ll be? |
| [14:11.87] | Any minute now. |
| [14:14.67] | Hey, listen... Ooh. |
| [14:23.73] | I wake up and I start to cry |
| [14:27.82] | Ain' t no hope in... |
| [14:31.59] | Oh. I' m so sorry, you guys. I didn' t mean to bring you down. |
| [14:35.58] | No, you were right. |
| [14:37.35] | I don' t have a plan. |
| [14:40.72] | Pizza guy. |
| [14:44.96] | Thank God. Food. |
| [14:47.20] | Phoebe? What? |
| [14:49.16] | Do you have a plan? I don' t even have a " pla." |
| [14:55.98] | Hi. One mushroom, green pepper and onion? |
| [14:58.15] | No, no, no. That' s not what we ordered. |
| [15:02.56] | We ordered a fatfree crust with extra cheese. |
| [15:05.30] | Wait, you' re not G. Stephanopoulos? No. |
| [15:11.35] | |
| [15:14.46] | Did you say G. Stephanopoulos? |
| [15:18.45] | Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. |
| [15:21.40] | Oh, bonehead. Bonehead. |
| [15:23.07] | Okay you know when you do that you are only killing yourself |
| [15:27.30] | Wait, was this a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks? |
| [15:34.51] | Yeah, that sounds about right. |
| [15:36.94] | Was he wearing a stunning blue suit? And a power tie? |
| [15:41.70] | No, pretty much just a towel. |
| [15:43.78] | Oh, God. Oh. Oh. |
| [15:46.58] | Oh, my God. You want me to take this back? |
| [15:48.39] | What? Are you nuts? We' ve got George Stephanopoulos' pizza. |
| [15:51.91] | Here. Uh, Pheebs? Yeah? |
| [15:56.50] | Who' s George Snuffleupagus? |
| [16:03.09] | That' s Big Bird' s friend. |
| [16:07.39] | I see pizza. |
| [16:08.88] | Oh, I wanna see. Let me see. Let me see. |
| [16:11.11] | Hello? Who are we spying on? |
| [16:13.13] | You know the White House adviser? Clinton' s campaign guy? |
| [16:16.55] | The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt? |
| [16:20.06] | Oh, him. The little guy. Oh, I love him. |
| [16:23.89] | Ooh. Oh, wait. Wait, I see a woman. |
| [16:27.58] | Tell me it' s his mother. |
| [16:29.44] | Definitely not his mother. Oh, no. |
| [16:32.70] | Oh, wait, she' s walking across the floor. |
| [16:34.92] | She' s walking, she' s walking. |
| [16:37.25] | She' s going for the pizza. Hey, that' s not for you, bitch! |
| [16:48.60] | Dr. Max to Center 456 |
| [16:50.11] | Dr. Max to Center 456 |
| [16:53.30] | Excuse me. We' ve been here for over an hour... |
| [16:58.96] | and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. |
| [17:01.20] | I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who' s he sleeping with? |
| [17:04.15] | Oh, come on, Dora. Don' t be mad. |
| [17:09.69] | I know we both said some things... we didn' t mean... |
| [17:15.75] | but that doesn' t mean we still don' t love each other |
| [17:20.15] | You know, I feel like I' ve lost her. |
| [17:22.85] | Come on, push meNo Come on, push me |
| [17:30.00] | No, we' re going to get into trouble |
| [17:31.63] | Don' t be a baby. Push me, push me |
| [17:34.48] | Alright alright, I' m gonna push you, okay? |
| [17:36.44] | How about I push you like this? |
| [17:40.00] | Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, pally wally wally |
| [17:49.22] | I am so very sorry. Can I sign you? |
| [17:57.47] | Lights still out? Yeah. |
| [17:59.62] | Well, maybe they' re napping. |
| [18:01.59] | Heh. Please. They' re having sex. |
| [18:04.44] | Shut up |
| [18:06.66] | So, what do you think George is like? |
| [18:14.22] | I think he' s shy. Oh, yeah? |
| [18:17.17] | Yeah. I think you have to draw him out |
| [18:20.02] | And then when you do, he' s a preppy animal. |
| [18:25.45] | So what do you think of the guys are like? |
| [18:28.71] | Our guys? Yeah, our guys |
| [18:30.20] | Well, I don' t know. I feel funny talking about that |
| [18:33.04] | Oh come on. Okay, well. I think Joey' s like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket |
| [18:39.17] | You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes |
| [18:42.79] | I don' t know. I think he might surprise you |
| [18:47.13] | One time, he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender |
| [18:51.90] | Come on, baby, come on. Let' s go... Yes! |
| [18:59.56] | Chandler is hard to read. |
| [19:01.64] | He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce |
| [19:04.79] | I think it' s a part of an act |
| [19:06.04] | I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems |
| [19:15.26] | You know who is kind of sexy? |
| [19:17.18] | Don' tRoss No, guys, please, he is my brother |
| [19:21.22] | I know what exactly what you mean. He can be really smooth |
| [19:35.66] | Can' y you just picture him in bed. I really don' t want to |
| [19:43.11] | Come on, laugh, laugh |
| [19:45.44] | I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window... |
| [19:48.19] | ... and her face had the most incredible glow |
| [19:52.07] | Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling. |
| [19:55.80] | You did this part |
| [19:56.68] | Could I get some painkillers over here, please? |
| [20:00.20] | He' s right, enough already. What is the big deal about today? |
| [20:04.34] | So you slept with her for the first time. So what? |
| [20:07.29] | You slept with her for seven years after that. |
| [20:11.22] | It' s just a little more complicated than that. |
| [20:13.70] | What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? |
| [20:16.56] | That she left you for a woman that likes women? |
| [20:18.68] | A little louder. |
| [20:19.77] | There' s a man on the 12th floor in a coma who didn' t quite hear you12 |
| [20:23.09] | Then what? |
| [20:28.25] | My first time with Carol was... |
| [20:31.05] | Was my... What? |
| [20:37.42] | It was my first...... time. |
| [20:42.92] | With Carol? Oh. |
| [20:51.26] | So in your whole life, you' ve only been with one? |
| [20:56.37] | Oh, boy. Hockey was a big mistake |
| [21:02.85] | There' s a whole bunch of stuff we could' ve done tonight. |
| [21:07.35] | Okay. Okay, I got one. |
| [21:09.01] | Do you remember that vegetarian paté that I made that you loved so much? |
| [21:15.34] | Well, unless goose is a vegetable... |
| [21:22.40] | Okay, fine, fine. |
| [21:26.07] | Now I don' t feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley. |
| [21:29.18] | What? You slept with Jason? You had already broken up. |
| [21:32.91] | How long? Just a couple hours. |
| [21:35.29] | Oh, that' s nice. |
| [21:37.26] | Okay, okay, okay, I got one. |
| [21:38.86] | Anyway. |
| [21:43.41] | The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me. |
| [21:48.18] | Excuse me? |
| [21:49.68] | Oh, hello? Like he was really gonna send you one. |
| [21:52.99] | She was a big girl |
| [21:59.00] | Really? |
| [22:00.49] | Well, at least big girls don' t pee in their pants in seventh grade. |
| [22:06.52] | I was laughing. You made me laugh. |
| [22:09.37] | Oh, my God. There he is. There he is. There he is. |
| [22:12.00] | Where? Right where we' ve been looking all night. |
| [22:15.53] | Oh, he' s so cute. Oh, George, baby, drop the towel. |
| [22:18.95] | Come on, drop the towel. Drop the towel. |
| [22:21.70] | Please drop the towel. Drop it. |
| [22:23.92] | ALL: Wow. |
| [22:28.06] | Man, can you believe he' s only had sex with one woman? |
| [22:34.59] | I think it' s great. |
| [22:36.24] | You know, it' s sweet. It' s romantic. |
| [22:40.55] | Really? |
| [22:42.82] | No, are you kidding? The guy' s a freak. I judge him. |
| [22:46.49] | Hey, man. Hey, buddy. Ah? Ah? |
| [22:48.62] | Oh. |
| [22:51.99] | That' s attractive. |
| [22:57.38] | Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. |
| [23:02.66] | Oh, come on, admit it, all things considered, you had fun tonight. |
| [23:06.28] | Fun? Where was the fun? |
| [23:07.67] | Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? |
| [23:10.31] | Where' s my puck? |
| [23:11.55] | Oh. The kid has it. The kid? |
| [23:13.27] | Excuse me, uh, that' s my puck. |
| [23:18.50] | I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. |
| [23:21.90] | You gotta do it, man. |
| [23:26.93] | Oh, yeah? Well, I' m rubber, you' re glue. Whatever you... |
| [23:31.65] | I can' t do it. |
| [23:34.14] | Listen, uh, give me back my puck. No. |
| [23:36.63] | Yes, how about? No. |
| [23:38.38] | No, come here. Just give me my puck. No, no, no. |
| [23:40.82] | Hey, no roughhousing in my ER. |
| [23:43.00] | Give me my puck! Unh. |
| [23:49.88] | Now, that was fun. |
| [23:56.44] | Okay, Monica. |
| [23:59.20] | Right foot, red. |
| [24:02.31] | Could' ve played Monopoly, but no. |
| [24:05.88] | Thanks. |
| [24:17.83] | Okay, Pheebs. Right hand, blue. |
| [24:23.27] | Good. Ross, switch places with me. Phoebe could be your no. 2 Hmm? |
| [24:36.22] | What? Nothing. It' s a twister thing. The rules are on the back of the box |
| [24:41.44] | Hello? |
| [24:44.92] | Oh. Rachel, it' s the Visacard people. |
| [24:48.44] | Oh, okay. Will you take my place? |
| [24:50.36] | All right. Yes, this is Rachel. |
| [24:52.53] | No. Oh. |
| [24:56.32] | Hello? |
| [24:57.60] | Oh, yeah. No, I know. I haven' t been using it much. |
| [25:01.44] | Oh, well, thanks, but I' m okay, really. |
| [25:05.16] | To the green, to the green. |
| [25:06.88] | Oh, no. To the green. |
| [25:08.27] | I' ve got magic beans. |
| [25:12.57] | No, no, never mind. |
| [25:14.53] | To the left. To the left. |
| [25:18.78] | I' m fine. |
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