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返场精粹 1
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Song 返场精粹 1
Artist 郭德纲
Artist 于谦
Album 郭德纲 于谦返场荟萃
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[00:04.04] 郭“感谢各位啊，大伙愿意听我们就多说一点。相声是四门功课，说学逗唱。”
[00:12.59] 于谦“对。”
[00:13.36] 郭“这些个题材都是哪儿来的呢，”
[00:14.74] 于谦“嗯？”
[00:15.60] 郭“都是从民间来的。”
[00:17.61] 于谦“生活中的。”
[00:18.37] 郭“很多都是真事。他们今天后台有一演员叫李菁。”
[00:22.37] 于谦“诶，对，又说李菁。”
[00:24.86] 郭“李菁是一个很可乐的人，不光他可乐，他的亲戚，我觉得都可乐。”
[00:34.34] 于谦“亲戚又招您了？”
[00:35.74] 郭“什么叫招啊，别栓对啊。介绍一下李菁有一个表妹”
[00:43.72] 于谦“哦，表妹。”
[00:45.42] 郭“长的那漂亮啊。”
[00:46.67] 于谦“好看。”
[00:47.72] 郭 真好看
[00:48.81] 于谦是
[00:49.67] 郭“也就那么高吧”
[00:51.60] 于谦“那么高？”
[00:52.80] 郭“二十多了。”
[00:54.13] 于谦“好嘛，侏儒。”
[00:56.08] 郭“穿着高跟鞋踮着脚能走夏利底下去。”
[01:00.55] 于谦“ 地里迫子整个一个。”
[01:03.77] 郭“齁寒碜了，给寒碜搁到车上，忒寒碜了。门口上夜班的，都找他要张相片。”
[01:14.66] 于谦“干嘛？”
[01:15.86] 郭“壮胆儿。她那照片，贴那门上辟邪，贴到床上避孕。”
[01:23.18] 于谦“嘿！您这话太损了！”
[01:30.42] 郭“97年香港回归，区里边出人找他们。”
[01:34.16] 于谦“干嘛？”
[01:35.26] 郭“这姑娘一天别让出门啊！”
[01:36.83] 于谦“为什么呢？”
[01:37.89] 郭“英国人看见一犯病再不给了。”
[01:39.15] 于谦“嗨，不至于啊！”
[01:41.84] 郭“我们出去演出李菁还带着她呢，带着出去玩去，哪儿都去。带着有回去养猪场去玩去，一进门，人家厂长过来给这闺女脸上拴一根红线，”
[01:54.40] 于谦“干嘛啊？”
[01:55.22] 郭“怕跟猪掺乎了分不出来。”
[01:56.89] 于谦“哎呀！一个模样了这都。”
[01:59.59] 郭“挺寒碜的。这么大了也没人要她，”
[02:02.31] 于谦“没结婚？”
[02:04.11] 郭“谁要她呀，是不是，她也一天到晚街上找，谁会娶我啊？”
[02:11.42] 于谦“哦？搞对象。”
[02:11.92] 郭“谁会要我啊？”
[02:13.18] 于谦“自己找？”
[02:14.14] 郭“我嫁给谁啊？没有，没人要她，那天出去玩，两天没回来，别人家的闺女说没结婚的吧两天没回来得急坏了，她这没事，她两天没回来她爸爸坐家里也着急。”
[02:29.07] 于谦“哦。”
[02:29.92] 郭“唉，不定谁家小小子要倒霉了。”
[02:32.59] 于谦“啊？替人家小小子担心呐！”
[02:35.75] 郭“走到郊区月黑风高，来片云彩把月亮挡住了，打这边来四个流氓，惨无人道的把她侮辱了。”
[02:47.37] 于谦“啧。你看看。”
[02:48.50] 郭“一会儿的功夫，月亮露出来了，这四个一看，都奔派出所自首去了。”
[02:55.28] 于谦“啊，就这么厉害？！”
[02:56.78] 郭“就这么好看，她一回来，全胡同家家都买红粉皮儿吃面条。”
[03:03.34] 于谦“喝！”
[03:04.56] 郭“向她们家道喜去。”
[03:05.29] 于谦“干嘛呀？”
[03:06.21] 郭“人间自有真情在，这是一种福利。”
[03:09.29] 于谦“什么福利啊这都是？”
[03:11.35] 郭“打这儿起她上了瘾了。”
[03:12.55] 于谦“啊？”
[03:13.86] 郭“满处问，诶，你知道哪儿还有流氓么？”
[03:16.44] 于谦“嗨，有打听这个的吗！”
[03:19.52] 郭“跑到看守所，有人告诉她说看守所那儿关着净是流氓。”
[03:26.28] 于谦“是啊。”
[03:27.03] 郭“砸人家看守所的大门，让我进去~让我进去！流氓跟里面都喊，让我们出去吧！”
[03:36.41] 于谦“哎呀，嗨！追着跑啊这个！”
[03:39.65] 郭对啊 都怕这个
[03:41.14] 郭“自个又打一车，奔那地受侮辱内地儿又去了，在那儿等着，当初我获得幸福的地方。”
[03:50.27] 于谦“诶呀呵，不知道好歹了。”
[03:52.60] 郭“老天爷要是可怜我，给我几个流氓吧！”
[03:55.21] 于谦“诶，盼什么的都有！”
[03:58.14] 郭“正等着呢，有打那边来辆车，车里面下来俩小子，坏人，这是有打东北那儿来的一个犯罪团伙，三个人，杀人放火，绑架小孩，无恶不作，这个首领在家待着，这俩小子出来开着车，满处找小孩，拿麻袋套上，弄回去。这会功夫俩人想解个手，把麻袋扔车底下转身方便去了。”
[04:28.72] 于谦“嗯。”
[04:29.30] 郭“她一瞧，咦，这是个办法，拿过麻袋来，窟叉就套上了，”
[04:34.68] 于谦“自己给自己套上？”
[04:35.69] 郭“这俩回来，呦？什么年头啊，买卖越来越好干了。”
[04:39.58] 于谦“哎呀嗨！是买卖么这个？”
[04:42.11] 郭“这事闹得，哼，太好干了，捆上吧，袋子口捆上，搭在车上，往回一走。”
[04:49.71] 郭“这头儿正等着呢，今儿怎么回来这么早啊？今儿您看看，有自投罗网的。”
[04:52.73] 于谦“对，带来一个，”
[04:57.78] 郭“您看看吧，这头儿走到跟前看看。这头儿最坏，
[05:01.60] 于谦 怎么了
[05:02.17] 郭 7岁杀了爹，12岁杀了妈，15岁自灭满门，没有人性，看她看了5分钟，眼泪下来了。”
[05:11.72] 于谦“哭了！”
[05:14.81] 郭“大姐，我想这是一个误会！”
[05:19.47] 于谦 嘿·这成误会了
[05:26.12] 郭 人的一生难免要受一些个挫折（嗯），谁都有犯错误的时候，(好么）我希望你能原谅我们（哦）我一会儿送他们俩投案自首（嗯），我找个地儿上班儿去（啊？），我这有几个戒指给您，这兜子钱是昨天绑架拿来的（霍），谢谢你，大姐，我们一定要改过自新（嘿，表决心），您回去吧。门也没有啊！”
[05:54.82] 于谦“啊？她还不干呐！”
[05:56.59] 郭“你们落到我手里了！
[05:59.46] 于谦 诶呀 好么
[06:00.81] 郭 咱们四个人结婚！”
[06:02.34] 于谦“四个人？”
[06:03.56] 郭“大姐，你这个要求实在是太过分了！你可以杀了我，你不可以侮辱我。我想天下没有过不去的桥，（是是是）有话好商量，你何必说这么绝的话呢！”
[06:18.34] 于谦“哦哦。”
[06:20.07] 郭“那不行我就跟你们仨结婚。 你提个条件吧，你说，你要我杀个人去也行，你说，怎么着都行。 不，咱几个人结婚，咱四个人儿结婚。”
[06:31.25] 于谦“非结婚不可。”
[06:33.57] 郭“你这叫，哼，逮着蛤蟆攥出团粉来呀。”
[06:37.55] 于谦“诶呀嗨，什么词都想起来了。”
[06:39.77] 郭“你，过来，（啊？）你娶她。（啊？） 这掏出枪来，堂。”
[06:46.66] 于谦“这就死一位啊！好嘛，太厉害了。”
[06:52.40] 郭“你看看，血淋淋的现实！你，过来！这个把刀掏出来了，你再说，你再说我滋你一脸血！”
[07:07.18] 于谦“好嘛。”
[07:08.19] 郭“别闹别闹别闹。那地儿你还认识么？ 我认识，揽车上，揽车上给她送回去。”
[07:15.81] 于谦“拉到原来那地儿。”
[07:16.64] 郭“这给装车上，这头儿开着车，后边看着她，来到那地儿，踩刹车，点根烟。”
[07:25.28] 于谦“抽。”
[07:27.42] 郭“大姐，下车吧，杀人不过头点地，（好么）雨过地皮湿，（嗯）给我一个重新创造自我的机会吧。”
[07:39.16] 于谦“瞧这愁的。”
[07:41.38] 郭“我不！我跟你们俩人结婚！”
[07:44.07] 于谦“好嘛，少一位。”
[07:45.72] 郭“报应啊！”
[07:48.97] 于谦“嘿呀！全想起来了。”
[07:54.94] 郭“我这是报应啊！现世现报何等来生呐！”
[07:59.58] 于谦“啊啊啊。”
[08:00.69] 郭“你下车！ 我不！我就不走！”
[08:03.74] 于谦“非留这儿。”
[08:05.40] 郭“我跟你结婚！”
[08:06.28] 于谦“还结婚？”
[08:07.30] 郭“（把烟掐了）”
[08:08.50] 于谦“怎么办？”
[08:09.49] 郭“车不要了咱走！”
[08:12.32] 于谦“啊？好嘛！”
[08:24.64]
[08:27.13] 郭“后来呀……”
[08:31.05] 于谦“啊？这还接着，这故事。”
[08:31.78] 郭“后来这闺女成我嫂子了，哥。”
[08:39.90] 于谦“诶！说到我这儿了！（把扇子放脖子上），我告诉你，你再说，你再说我溅你一身血！”
[08:53.25] 郭“（大笑）说相声图一什么啊，图的是开心。”
[08:58.53] 于谦“就是乐。”
[08:59.39] 郭“是不是啊。有意思，这是第一步，寓教于乐要把乐放在前边，我们也跟相声界有的同仁探讨过，人们指责我，你的相声太没有品位，只顾着搞笑，我说先搞笑吧，不搞笑就太搞笑了。”
[09:18.82] 于谦“啊对。”
[09:19.64] 郭“我跟中国相声界有一个协议，”
[09:27.13] 于谦“嗯嗯？”
[09:28.07] 郭“我负责幽默，他们负责品位。”
[09:28.93] 于谦“咳！”
[09:34.20]
[09:37.53] 郭“寓教于乐，先得乐。您通过我们的节目您悟到了什么东西，那是您的事，并非是我强加的，我们上台来是让您高兴，不是给您上课，说相声都讲课，那还要学校干嘛啊。”
[09:54.19] 于谦“（笑）是，呵呵呵呵”
[09:58.48] 郭“实话实说，大伙爱听我们就多说一点，就怕晚了你们回去没车是吧。”
[10:08.84] 郭“没事啊，行，您没事我更没事！”
[10:11.35] 于谦“嗯。”
[10:13.70] 郭“回天津来我特别的高兴，这两天，滚石文化，叶总，叶宏摆了一个够六万多个桌子，让我吃，我说我不吃那个，喝一口后面站一个闺女给到一杯，我说忙活的慌，管你什么粤菜浙菜，我说我不吃那个，你去炸点卷圈，摊两套煎饼，杂乎菜，是吧，（这才好）这是真正吃的东西，回家了嘛，你吃那个哪儿都能吃，回家就该吃点家里的东西，刚才我跟谦儿说的，带会儿请他吃点砂锅去，尝尝天津味的砂锅，有那晚上摊的煎饼，来一套，在北京吃不到这么好的煎饼。”
[10:48.42] 于谦“没有。”
[10:54.28] 郭“咱天津煎饼一绝，绿豆面黄豆面，小米面棒子面白面，几样打发好了，和得了，最讲究的是用清水煮羊骨头，拿那个汤来和这个，和好之后摊完了，天津咱们这个早晨卖煎饼的这个一般和炸果子的摊挨着，天津那果子也一绝。”
[11:14.09] 于谦“好哇？”
[11:16.83] 郭“炸完了枣红色，够一尺，拿在手里能站着，咬一口又酥又脆，（对）多好，拿这卷煎饼，北京我也吃过，他炸出来的果子油条，一乍来长，”
[11:22.98] 于谦“这么点？”
[11:29.48] 郭“跟他那脸色差不多。”
[11:30.52] 于谦“拿我比什么啊。”
[11:33.20] 郭“拿在手里，嗯（手里的扇子垂下来了）咬吧，咬住了（拿手拽）”
[11:42.30] 于谦“不至于。”
[11:42.99] 郭“你再撒手准抽脸上。”
[11:46.12] 于谦“霍，这吃皮裘呢这儿！”
[11:48.92] 郭“咬不了，拿剪子角碎了，搁嘴里，来口水。”
[11:55.90] 于谦“咽药呢。”
[11:58.69] 郭“吃药似的，咱们这个天下一绝，这儿卷好了，抹上辣酱，甜面酱搁上葱，葱可以吃生葱熟葱，（对）都行，多好吃，香啊，这边吃那边枪毙你爸爸你都不心疼。”
[12:12.51] 于谦“不至于！缺心眼嘛！”
[12:15.68] 郭“好，真好吃啊！我看别处也有，全国各地都有煎饼。”
[12:20.19] 于谦“嗯”
[12:21.32] 郭“白面摊的”
[12:21.98] 于谦“白面？”
[12:22.62] 郭“摊完这么大个，跟被裹似的。”
[12:23.66] 于谦“嚯！”
[12:25.67] 郭“里面搁一果粒。外地叫薄脆，”
[12:27.63] 于谦“对，”
[12:29.04] 郭“比火柴盒大点。”
[12:30.24] 于谦“啊？”
[12:31.73] 郭“卷吧往里边。叠的跟棉裤似的。卷，卷完了抹酱，这么一大张最后能叠这么大一块。咬一口粘上牙堂子拿火筷子往下捅。”
[12:42.24] 于谦“嚯！”
[12:44.94] 郭“这是学问，（是）小吃啊，这是学问。”
[12:47.56] 于谦“这是文化。”
[12:48.87] 郭“跟相声一样，来不的半点虚假。”
[12:50.13] 于谦“嗯，实实拍拍。”
[12:52.32] 郭“你不能算人，说相声跟卖早点是一样的，算人就是一次，少搁东西，以次充好，人家明儿就不买你东西了，”
[13:03.16] 于谦“不好呀。”
[13:04.74] 郭“说相声也是，你偷懒，不要欺骗观众，别跟观众对着干，这里藏龙卧虎，真正的这叫衣食父母，我们后台教育孩子都是，记住了不要欺骗观众，每一个观众都比你聪明比你灵的多，你欺骗他你就是害你自己，我相信下一次再回家，大伙还会这么捧我对吗？”
[13:28.89] 于谦“一点都没错。”
[13:32.16] 郭“下次我带你再吃点卷圈啊，杂乎菜啊，云吞呐，羊蝎子，咱俩人吃羊蝎子去，咱俩吃羊蝎子应了一句话……”
[13:41.63] 于谦“啊？”
[13:42.65] 郭“急死人馋死狗。”
[13:43.54] 于谦“没听说过，用不上这话！”
[13:46.24] 郭“各种菜系，天津菜我觉得好，另一功劲儿，各种菜有各种菜的特点，你看你要吃西餐去，也有规矩。”
[13:55.66] 于谦“西餐。”
[13:57.58] 郭“吃那牛扒，人家得问你几成熟的。”
[14:00.19] 于谦“这规矩更大。”
[14:01.18] 郭“7成的，4成，半成的。”
[14:04.55] 于谦“半成的？！”
[14:06.87] 郭“端到炉子那儿晃一下。”
[14:08.36] 于谦“有点热气也撩手上了。”
[14:10.58] 郭“咔一切呲一脸血。”
[14:12.88] 于谦“好嘛，切血管上了这是”
[14:14.50] 郭“切大动脉上了。”
[14:15.96] 于谦“好嘛。”
[14:17.47] 郭“一说这个倒退些年，早年间人们茹毛饮血不就吃生肉么。”
[14:21.92] 于谦“早年间。”
[14:23.30] 郭“你回家问问去。”
[14:24.22] 于谦“我问谁去！”
[14:24.97] 郭“问你爸爸。”
[14:26.83] 于谦“没赶上。”
[14:27.93] 郭“住山洞穿树叶的时候。”
[14:29.23] 于谦“还没他呢。”
[14:30.20] 郭“现如今，有，不是没有。”
[14:33.25] 于谦“现如今还有？”
[14:35.12] 郭“国外还有，食人族的那个，非洲那土著，有这个”
[14:42.06] 于谦“食人族。”
[14:42.74] 郭“吃人肉，也居家过日子，山洞是一家，一家三口，媳妇丈夫孩子，早上起来媳妇跟山洞里收拾，丈夫带着孩子，走，跟爸爸打猎去。”
[14:53.66] 于谦“诶，也打猎。”
[14:55.08] 郭“孩子说，哎呀，我饿！饿死我了！两天没吃饭！ 别闹，这些日子咱们这儿没过旅游团。”
[15:01.00] 于谦“啊？那儿也吃旅游团呐！”
[15:04.06] 郭“只有吃旅游团吃得肥嘛。 那儿有一个，（呵）拿着弓箭”
[15:09.57] 于谦“射。”
[15:10.31] 郭“不行。”
[15:11.05] 于谦“怎么？”
[15:11.79] 郭“太胖，油大， 孩子饿，饿死我了！ 别闹！”
[15:16.36] 于谦“又来人了”
[15:19.13] 郭“太瘦了，塞牙。 孩子饿，唉呀，活不了了！饿！ 别闹别闹，一会儿就得。（嗯） 嘿，那儿有一个女的，呵，长头发，漂亮，在河边洗脸呢 别闹啊，拿活得。”
[15:38.14] 于谦“这拿活得了！”
[15:42.30] 郭“这爸爸有用。”
[15:43.37] 于谦“是啊？！”
[15:45.64] 郭“一脚踹躺下，捆好了扛在肩膀上， 走，跟爸爸回家。”
[15:50.68] 于谦“回家了？”
[15:51.51] 郭“孩子着急，哎呀，饿！ 别闹！，回家把你妈炖了。”
[15:54.38] 于谦“去你的吧！”
[15:58.40]
[16:12.69] 郭“好，唱一段是吧，这个，相声演员的唱分两种，本宫的唱是太平歌词，然后就是学唱，天津有很多曲艺名家都值得我们去学习，我们都爱听，比如咱们天津有一位了不起的乐亭大鼓的名家。”
[16:34.75] 于谦“哪位？”
[16:35.56] 郭“王佩臣。”
[16:36.49] 于谦“哎呀，那可好。”
[16:37.79] 郭“唱的好！”
[16:39.86] 于谦“好极了。”
[16:41.03] 郭“唱腔舒缓，听着很好听，而且虚字变字很多。”
[16:44.10] 于谦“怎么叫虚字变字？”
[16:45.87] 郭“一上来这样的啊”
[16:47.82] 鼓打三更半夜天，阴曹开了鬼门关。周西
[17:02.04]
[00:04.04] guo" gan xie ge wei a, da huo yuan yi ting wo men jiu duo shuo yi dian. xiang sheng shi si men gong ke, shuo xue dou chang."
[00:12.59] yu qian" dui."
[00:13.36] guo" zhei xie ge ti cai dou shi na er lai de ne,"
[00:14.74] yu qian" ?"
[00:15.60] guo" dou shi cong min jian lai de."
[00:17.61] yu qian" sheng huo zhong de."
[00:18.37] guo" hen duo dou shi zhen shi. ta men jin tian hou tai you yi yan yuan jiao li jing."
[00:22.37] yu qian" ei, dui, you shuo li jing."
[00:24.86] guo" li jing shi yi ge hen ke le de ren, bu guang ta ke le, ta de qin qi, wo jue de dou ke le."
[00:34.34] yu qian" qin qi you zhao nin le?"
[00:35.74] guo" shen me jiao zhao a, bie shuan dui a. jie shao yi xia li jing you yi ge biao mei"
[00:43.72] yu qian" o, biao mei."
[00:45.42] guo" zhang de na piao liang a."
[00:46.67] yu qian" hao kan."
[00:47.72] guo zhen hao kan
[00:48.81] yu qian shi
[00:49.67] guo" ye jiu na me gao ba"
[00:51.60] yu qian" na me gao?"
[00:52.80] guo" er shi duo le."
[00:54.13] yu qian" hao ma, zhu ru."
[00:56.08] guo" chuan zhe gao gen xie dian zhe jiao neng zou xia li di xia qu."
[01:00.55] yu qian"  di li po zi zheng ge yi ge."
[01:03.77] guo" hou han chen le, gei han chen ge dao che shang, te han chen le. men kou shang ye ban de, dou zhao ta yao zhang xiang pian."
[01:14.66] yu qian" gan ma?"
[01:15.86] guo" zhuang dan r. ta na zhao pian, tie na men shang bi xie, tie dao chuang shang bi yun."
[01:23.18] yu qian" hei! nin zhe hua tai sun le!"
[01:30.42] guo" 97 nian xiang gang hui gui, qu li bian chu ren zhao ta men."
[01:34.16] yu qian" gan ma?"
[01:35.26] guo" zhe gu niang yi tian bie rang chu men a!"
[01:36.83] yu qian" wei shi me ne?"
[01:37.89] guo" ying guo ren kan jian yi fan bing zai bu gei le."
[01:39.15] yu qian" hai, bu zhi yu a!"
[01:41.84] guo" wo men chu qu yan chu li jing hai dai zhe ta ne, dai zhe chu qu wan qu, na er dou qu. dai zhe you hui qu yang zhu chang qu wan qu, yi jin men, ren jia chang zhang guo lai gei zhe gui nv lian shang shuan yi gen hong xian,"
[01:54.40] yu qian" gan ma a?"
[01:55.22] guo" pa gen zhu can hu le fen bu chu lai."
[01:56.89] yu qian" ai ya! yi ge mu yang le zhe dou."
[01:59.59] guo" ting han chen de. zhe me da le ye mei ren yao ta,"
[02:02.31] yu qian" mei jie hun?"
[02:04.11] guo" shui yao ta ya, shi bu shi, ta ye yi tian dao wan jie shang zhao, shui hui qu wo a?"
[02:11.42] yu qian" o? gao dui xiang."
[02:11.92] guo" shui hui yao wo a?"
[02:13.18] yu qian" zi ji zhao?"
[02:14.14] guo" wo jia gei shui a? mei you, mei ren yao ta, na tian chu qu wan, liang tian mei hui lai, bie ren jia de gui nv shuo mei jie hun de ba liang tian mei hui lai de ji huai le, ta zhe mei shi, ta liang tian mei hui lai ta ba ba zuo jia li ye zhao ji."
[02:29.07] yu qian" o."
[02:29.92] guo" ai, bu ding shui jia xiao xiao zi yao dao mei le."
[02:32.59] yu qian" a? ti ren jia xiao xiao zi dan xin na!"
[02:35.75] guo" zou dao jiao qu yue hei feng gao, lai pian yun cai ba yue liang dang zhu le, da zhe bian lai si ge liu mang, can wu ren dao de ba ta wu ru le."
[02:47.37] yu qian" ze. ni kan kan."
[02:48.50] guo" yi hui er de gong fu, yue liang lou chu lai le, zhe si ge yi kan, dou ben pai chu suo zi shou qu le."
[02:55.28] yu qian" a, jiu zhe me li hai?!"
[02:56.78] guo" jiu zhe me hao kan, ta yi hui lai, quan hu tong jia jia dou mai hong fen pi r chi mian tiao."
[03:03.34] yu qian" he!"
[03:04.56] guo" xiang ta men jia dao xi qu."
[03:05.29] yu qian" gan ma ya?"
[03:06.21] guo" ren jian zi you zhen qing zai, zhe shi yi zhong fu li."
[03:09.29] yu qian" shen me fu li a zhe dou shi?"
[03:11.35] guo" da zhe er qi ta shang le yin le."
[03:12.55] yu qian" a?"
[03:13.86] guo" man chu wen, ei, ni zhi dao na er hai you liu mang me?"
[03:16.44] yu qian" hai, you da ting zhe ge de ma!"
[03:19.52] guo" pao dao kan shou suo, you ren gao su ta shuo kan shou suo na er guan zhe jing shi liu mang."
[03:26.28] yu qian" shi a."
[03:27.03] guo" za ren jia kan shou suo de da men, rang wo jin qu rang wo jin qu! liu mang gen li mian dou han, rang wo men chu qu ba!"
[03:36.41] yu qian" ai ya, hai! zhui zhe pao a zhe ge!"
[03:39.65] guo dui a dou pa zhe ge
[03:41.14] guo" zi ge you da yi che, ben na di shou wu ru nei di r you qu le, zai na r deng zhe, dang chu wo huo de xing fu de di fang."
[03:50.27] yu qian" ei ya a, bu zhi dao hao dai le."
[03:52.60] guo" lao tian ye yao shi ke lian wo, gei wo ji ge liu mang ba!"
[03:55.21] yu qian" ei, pan shen me de dou you!"
[03:58.14] guo" zheng deng zhe ne, you da na bian lai liang che, che li mian xia lai lia xiao zi, huai ren, zhe shi you da dong bei na er lai de yi ge fan zui tuan huo, san ge ren, sha ren fang huo, bang jia xiao hai, wu e bu zuo, zhe ge shou ling zai jia dai zhe, zhe lia xiao zi chu lai kai zhe che, man chu zhao xiao hai, na ma dai tao shang, nong hui qu. zhe hui gong fu lia ren xiang jie ge shou, ba ma dai reng che di xia zhuan shen fang bian qu le."
[04:28.72] yu qian" ."
[04:29.30] guo" ta yi qiao, yi, zhe shi ge ban fa, na guo ma dai lai, ku cha jiu tao shang le,"
[04:34.68] yu qian" zi ji gei zi ji tao shang?"
[04:35.69] guo" zhe lia hui lai, you? shen me nian tou a, mai mai yue lai yue hao gan le."
[04:39.58] yu qian" ai ya hai! shi mai mai me zhe ge?"
[04:42.11] guo" zhe shi nao de, heng, tai hao gan le, kun shang ba, dai zi kou kun shang, da zai che shang, wang hui yi zou."
[04:49.71] guo" zhe tou er zheng deng zhe ne, jin er zen me hui lai zhe me zao a? jin er nin kan kan, you zi tou luo wang de."
[04:52.73] yu qian" dui, dai lai yi ge,"
[04:57.78] guo" nin kan kan ba, zhe tou er zou dao gen qian kan kan. zhe tou er zui huai,
[05:01.60] yu qian zen me le
[05:02.17] guo 7 sui sha le die, 12 sui sha le ma, 15 sui zi mie man men, mei you ren xing, kan ta kan le 5 fen zhong, yan lei xia lai le."
[05:11.72] yu qian" ku le!"
[05:14.81] guo" da jie, wo xiang zhe shi yi ge wu hui!"
[05:19.47] yu qian hei zhe cheng wu hui le
[05:26.12] guo ren de yi sheng nan mian yao shou yi xie ge cuo zhe , shui dou you fan cuo wu de shi hou, hao me wo xi wang ni neng yuan liang wo men o wo yi hui er song ta men lia tou an zi shou , wo zhao ge di r shang ban er qu a?, wo zhe you ji ge jie zhi gei nin, zhe dou zi qian shi zuo tian bang jia na lai de huo, xie xie ni, da jie, wo men yi ding yao gai guo zi xin hei, biao jue xin, nin hui qu ba. men ye mei you a!"
[05:54.82] yu qian" a? ta hai bu gan na!"
[05:56.59] guo" ni men luo dao wo shou li le!
[05:59.46] yu qian ei ya hao me
[06:00.81] guo zan men si ge ren jie hun!"
[06:02.34] yu qian" si ge ren?"
[06:03.56] guo" da jie, ni zhe ge yao qiu shi zai shi tai guo fen le! ni ke yi sha le wo, ni bu ke yi wu ru wo. wo xiang tian xia mei you guo bu qu de qiao, shi shi shi you hua hao shang liang, ni he bi shuo zhe me jue de hua ne!"
[06:18.34] yu qian" o o."
[06:20.07] guo" na bu xing wo jiu gen ni men sa jie hun. ni ti ge tiao jian ba, ni shuo, ni yao wo sha ge ren qu ye xing, ni shuo, zen me zhao dou xing. bu, zan ji ge ren jie hun, zan si ge ren er jie hun."
[06:31.25] yu qian" fei jie hun bu ke."
[06:33.57] guo" ni zhe jiao, heng, dai zhe ha ma zuan chu tuan fen lai ya."
[06:37.55] yu qian" ei ya hai, shen me ci dou xiang qi lai le."
[06:39.77] guo" ni, guo lai, a? ni qu ta. a? zhe tao chu qiang lai, tang."
[06:46.66] yu qian" zhe jiu si yi wei a! hao ma, tai li hai le."
[06:52.40] guo" ni kan kan, xie lin lin de xian shi! ni, guo lai! zhe ge ba dao tao chu lai le, ni zai shuo, ni zai shuo wo zi ni yi lian xue!"
[07:07.18] yu qian" hao ma."
[07:08.19] guo" bie nao bie nao bie nao. na di r ni hai ren shi me? wo ren shi, lan che shang, lan che shang gei ta song hui qu."
[07:15.81] yu qian" la dao yuan lai na di r."
[07:16.64] guo" zhe gei zhuang che shang, zhe tou er kai zhe che, hou bian kan zhe ta, lai dao na di r, cai sha che, dian gen yan."
[07:25.28] yu qian" chou."
[07:27.42] guo" da jie, xia che ba, sha ren bu guo tou dian di, hao me yu guo di pi shi, gei wo yi ge chong xin chuang zao zi wo de ji hui ba."
[07:39.16] yu qian" qiao zhe chou de."
[07:41.38] guo" wo bu! wo gen ni men lia ren jie hun!"
[07:44.07] yu qian" hao ma, shao yi wei."
[07:45.72] guo" bao ying a!"
[07:48.97] yu qian" hei ya! quan xiang qi lai le."
[07:54.94] guo" wo zhe shi bao ying a! xian shi xian bao he deng lai sheng na!"
[07:59.58] yu qian" a a a."
[08:00.69] guo" ni xia che! wo bu! wo jiu bu zou!"
[08:03.74] yu qian" fei liu zhe er."
[08:05.40] guo" wo gen ni jie hun!"
[08:06.28] yu qian" hai jie hun?"
[08:07.30] guo" ba yan qia le"
[08:08.50] yu qian" zen me ban?"
[08:09.49] guo" che bu yao le zan zou!"
[08:12.32] yu qian" a? hao ma!"
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[08:27.13] guo" hou lai ya"
[08:31.05] yu qian" a? zhe hai jie zhe, zhe gu shi."
[08:31.78] guo" hou lai zhe gui nv cheng wo sao zi le, ge."
[08:39.90] yu qian" ei! shuo dao wo zhe er le! ba shan zi fang bo zi shang, wo gao su ni, ni zai shuo, ni zai shuo wo jian ni yi shen xue!"
[08:53.25] guo" da xiao shuo xiang sheng tu yi shen me a, tu de shi kai xin."
[08:58.53] yu qian" jiu shi le."
[08:59.39] guo" shi bu shi a. you yi si, zhe shi di yi bu, yu jiao yu le yao ba le fang zai qian bian, wo men ye gen xiang sheng jie you de tong ren tan tao guo, ren men zhi ze wo, ni de xiang sheng tai mei you pin wei, zhi gu zhe gao xiao, wo shuo xian gao xiao ba, bu gao xiao jiu tai gao xiao le."
[09:18.82] yu qian" a dui."
[09:19.64] guo" wo gen zhong guo xiang sheng jie you yi ge xie yi,"
[09:27.13] yu qian" ?"
[09:28.07] guo" wo fu ze you mo, ta men fu ze pin wei."
[09:28.93] yu qian" hai!"
[09:34.20]
[09:37.53] guo" yu jiao yu le, xian de le. nin tong guo wo men de jie mu nin wu dao le shen me dong xi, na shi nin de shi, bing fei shi wo qiang jia de, wo men shang tai lai shi rang nin gao xing, bu shi gei nin shang ke, shuo xiang sheng dou jiang ke, na hai yao xue xiao gan ma a."
[09:54.19] yu qian" xiao shi, he he he he"
[09:58.48] guo" shi hua shi shuo, da huo ai ting wo men jiu duo shuo yi dian, jiu pa wan le ni men hui qu mei che shi ba."
[10:08.84] guo" mei shi a, xing, nin mei shi wo geng mei shi!"
[10:11.35] yu qian" ."
[10:13.70] guo" hui tian jin lai wo te bie de gao xing, zhe liang tian, gun shi wen hua, ye zong, ye hong bai le yi ge gou liu wan duo ge zhuo zi, rang wo chi, wo shuo wo bu chi na ge, he yi kou hou mian zhan yi ge gui nv gei dao yi bei, wo shuo mang huo de huang, guan ni shen me yue cai zhe cai, wo shuo wo bu chi na ge, ni qu zha dian juan quan, tan liang tao jian bing, za hu cai, shi ba, zhe cai hao zhe shi zhen zheng chi de dong xi, hui jia le ma, ni chi na ge na er dou neng chi, hui jia jiu gai chi dian jia li de dong xi, gang cai wo gen qian er shuo de, dai hui er qing ta chi dian sha guo qu, chang chang tian jin wei de sha guo, you na wan shang tan de jian bing, lai yi tao, zai bei jing chi bu dao zhe me hao de jian bing."
[10:48.42] yu qian" mei you."
[10:54.28] guo" zan tian jin jian bing yi jue, lv dou mian huang dou mian, xiao mi mian bang zi mian bai mian, ji yang da fa hao le, he de le, zui jiang jiu de shi yong qing shui zhu yang gu tou, na na ge tang lai he zhe ge, he hao zhi hou tan wan le, tian jin zan men zhe ge zao chen mai jian bing de zhe ge yi ban he zha guo zi de tan ai zhe, tian jin na guo zi ye yi jue."
[11:14.09] yu qian" hao wa?"
[11:16.83] guo" zha wan le zao hong se, gou yi chi, na zai shou li neng zhan zhe, yao yi kou you su you cui, dui duo hao, na zhe juan jian bing, bei jing wo ye chi guo, ta zha chu lai de guo zi you tiao, yi zha lai zhang,"
[11:22.98] yu qian" zhe me dian?"
[11:29.48] guo" gen ta na lian se cha bu duo."
[11:30.52] yu qian" na wo bi shen me a."
[11:33.20] guo" na zai shou li, shou li de shan zi chui xia lai le yao ba, yao zhu le na shou zhuai"
[11:42.30] yu qian" bu zhi yu."
[11:42.99] guo" ni zai sa shou zhun chou lian shang."
[11:46.12] yu qian" huo, zhe chi pi qiu ne zhe er!"
[11:48.92] guo" yao bu liao, na jian zi jiao sui le, ge zui li, lai kou shui."
[11:55.90] yu qian" yan yao ne."
[11:58.69] guo" chi yao shi de, zan men zhe ge tian xia yi jue, zhe er juan hao le, mo shang la jiang, tian mian jiang ge shang cong, cong ke yi chi sheng cong shu cong, dui dou xing, duo hao chi, xiang a, zhe bian chi na bian qiang bi ni ba ba ni dou bu xin teng."
[12:12.51] yu qian" bu zhi yu! que xin yan ma!"
[12:15.68] guo" hao, zhen hao chi a! wo kan bie chu ye you, quan guo ge di dou you jian bing."
[12:20.19] yu qian" "
[12:21.32] guo" bai mian tan de"
[12:21.98] yu qian" bai mian?"
[12:22.62] guo" tan wan zhe me da ge, gen bei guo shi de."
[12:23.66] yu qian" huo!"
[12:25.67] guo" li mian ge yi guo li. wai di jiao bao cui,"
[12:27.63] yu qian" dui,"
[12:29.04] guo" bi huo chai he da dian."
[12:30.24] yu qian" a?"
[12:31.73] guo" juan ba wang li bian. die de gen mian ku shi de. juan, juan wan le mo jiang, zhe me yi da zhang zui hou neng die zhe me da yi kuai. yao yi kou zhan shang ya tang zi na huo kuai zi wang xia tong."
[12:42.24] yu qian" huo!"
[12:44.94] guo" zhe shi xue wen, shi xiao chi a, zhe shi xue wen."
[12:47.56] yu qian" zhe shi wen hua."
[12:48.87] guo" gen xiang sheng yi yang, lai bu de ban dian xu jia."
[12:50.13] yu qian" , shi shi pai pai."
[12:52.32] guo" ni bu neng suan ren, shuo xiang sheng gen mai zao dian shi yi yang de, suan ren jiu shi yi ci, shao ge dong xi, yi ci chong hao, ren jia ming er jiu bu mai ni dong xi le,"
[13:03.16] yu qian" bu hao ya."
[13:04.74] guo" shuo xiang sheng ye shi, ni tou lan, bu yao qi pian guan zhong, bie gen guan zhong dui zhe gan, zhe li cang long wo hu, zhen zheng de zhe jiao yi shi fu mu, wo men hou tai jiao yu hai zi dou shi, ji zhu liao bu yao qi pian guan zhong, mei yi ge guan zhong dou bi ni cong ming bi ni ling de duo, ni qi pian ta ni jiu shi hai ni zi ji, wo xiang xin xia yi ci zai hui jia, da huo hai hui zhe me peng wo dui ma?"
[13:28.89] yu qian" yi dian dou mei cuo."
[13:32.16] guo" xia ci wo dai ni zai chi dian juan quan a, za hu cai a, yun tun na, yang xie zi, zan lia ren chi yang xie zi qu, zan lia chi yang xie zi ying le yi ju hua"
[13:41.63] yu qian" a?"
[13:42.65] guo" ji si ren chan si gou."
[13:43.54] yu qian" mei ting shuo guo, yong bu shang zhe hua!"
[13:46.24] guo" ge zhong cai xi, tian jin cai wo jue de hao, ling yi gong jin r, ge zhong cai you ge zhong cai de te dian, ni kan ni yao chi xi can qu, ye you gui ju."
[13:55.66] yu qian" xi can."
[13:57.58] guo" chi na niu ba, ren jia de wen ni ji cheng shu de."
[14:00.19] yu qian" zhe gui ju geng da."
[14:01.18] guo" 7 cheng de, 4 cheng, ban cheng de."
[14:04.55] yu qian" ban cheng de?!"
[14:06.87] guo" duan dao lu zi na er huang yi xia."
[14:08.36] yu qian" you dian re qi ye liao shou shang le."
[14:10.58] guo" ka yi qie ci yi lian xue."
[14:12.88] yu qian" hao ma, qie xue guan shang le zhe shi"
[14:14.50] guo" qie da dong mai shang le."
[14:15.96] yu qian" hao ma."
[14:17.47] guo" yi shuo zhe ge dao tui xie nian, zao nian jian ren men ru mao yin xue bu jiu chi sheng rou me."
[14:21.92] yu qian" zao nian jian."
[14:23.30] guo" ni hui jia wen wen qu."
[14:24.22] yu qian" wo wen shui qu!"
[14:24.97] guo" wen ni ba ba."
[14:26.83] yu qian" mei gan shang."
[14:27.93] guo" zhu shan dong chuan shu ye de shi hou."
[14:29.23] yu qian" hai mei ta ne."
[14:30.20] guo" xian ru jin, you, bu shi mei you."
[14:33.25] yu qian" xian ru jin hai you?"
[14:35.12] guo" guo wai hai you, shi ren zu de na ge, fei zhou na tu zhu, you zhe ge"
[14:42.06] yu qian" shi ren zu."
[14:42.74] guo" chi ren rou, ye ju jia guo ri zi, shan dong shi yi jia, yi jia san kou, xi fu zhang fu hai zi, zao shang qi lai xi fu gen shan dong li shou shi, zhang fu dai zhe hai zi, zou, gen ba ba da lie qu."
[14:53.66] yu qian" ei, ye da lie."
[14:55.08] guo" hai zi shuo, ai ya, wo e! e si wo le! liang tian mei chi fan! bie nao, zhei xie ri zi zan men zhe er mei guo lv you tuan."
[15:01.00] yu qian" a? na er ye chi lv you tuan na!"
[15:04.06] guo" zhi you chi lv you tuan chi de fei ma. na er you yi ge, a na zhe gong jian"
[15:09.57] yu qian" she."
[15:10.31] guo" bu xing."
[15:11.05] yu qian" zen me?"
[15:11.79] guo" tai pang, you da, hai zi e, e si wo le! bie nao!"
[15:16.36] yu qian" you lai ren le"
[15:19.13] guo" tai shou le, sai ya. hai zi e, ai ya, huo bu liao le! e! bie nao bie nao, yi hui er jiu de. hei, na er you yi ge nv de, a, chang tou fa, piao liang, zai he bian xi lian ne bie nao a, na huo de."
[15:38.14] yu qian" zhe na huo de le!"
[15:42.30] guo" zhe ba ba you yong."
[15:43.37] yu qian" shi a?!"
[15:45.64] guo" yi jiao chuai tang xia, kun hao le kang zai jian bang shang, zou, gen ba ba hui jia."
[15:50.68] yu qian" hui jia le?"
[15:51.51] guo" hai zi zhao ji, ai ya, e! bie nao!, hui jia ba ni ma dun le."
[15:54.38] yu qian" qu ni de ba!"
[15:58.40]
[16:12.69] guo" hao, chang yi duan shi ba, zhe ge, xiang sheng yan yuan de chang fen liang zhong, ben gong de chang shi tai ping ge ci, ran hou jiu shi xue chang, tian jin you hen duo qu yi ming jia dou zhi de wo men qu xue xi, wo men dou ai ting, bi ru zan men tian jin you yi wei liao bu qi de le ting da gu de ming jia."
[16:34.75] yu qian" na wei?"
[16:35.56] guo" wang pei chen."
[16:36.49] yu qian" ai ya, na ke hao."
[16:37.79] guo" chang de hao!"
[16:39.86] yu qian" hao ji le."
[16:41.03] guo" chang qiang shu huan, ting zhe hen hao ting, er qie xu zi bian zi hen duo."
[16:44.10] yu qian" zen me jiao xu zi bian zi?"
[16:45.87] guo" yi shang lai zhe yang de a"
[16:47.82] gu da san geng ban ye tian, yin cao kai le gui men guan. zhou xi
[17:02.04]
[00:04.04] guō" gǎn xiè gè wèi a, dà huǒ yuàn yì tīng wǒ men jiù duō shuō yì diǎn. xiàng sheng shì sì mén gōng kè, shuō xué dòu chàng."
[00:12.59] yú qiān" duì."
[00:13.36] guō" zhèi xiē gè tí cái dōu shì nǎ ér lái de ne,"
[00:14.74] yú qiān" ?"
[00:15.60] guō" dōu shì cóng mín jiān lái de."
[00:17.61] yú qiān" shēng huó zhōng de."
[00:18.37] guō" hěn duō dōu shì zhēn shì. tā men jīn tiān hòu tái yǒu yī yǎn yuán jiào lǐ jīng."
[00:22.37] yú qiān" éi, duì, yòu shuō lǐ jīng."
[00:24.86] guō" lǐ jīng shì yí gè hěn kě lè de rén, bù guāng tā kě lè, tā de qīn qī, wǒ jué de dōu kě lè."
[00:34.34] yú qiān" qīn qī yòu zhāo nín le?"
[00:35.74] guō" shén me jiào zhāo a, bié shuān duì a. jiè shào yī xià lǐ jīng yǒu yí gè biǎo mèi"
[00:43.72] yú qiān" ó, biǎo mèi."
[00:45.42] guō" zhǎng de nà piào liàng a."
[00:46.67] yú qiān" hǎo kàn."
[00:47.72] guō zhēn hǎo kàn
[00:48.81] yú qiān shì
[00:49.67] guō" yě jiù nà me gāo ba"
[00:51.60] yú qiān" nà me gāo?"
[00:52.80] guō" èr shí duō le."
[00:54.13] yú qiān" hǎo ma, zhū rú."
[00:56.08] guō" chuān zhe gāo gēn xié diǎn zhe jiǎo néng zǒu xià lì dǐ xià qù."
[01:00.55] yú qiān"  dì lǐ pò zi zhěng gè yí gè."
[01:03.77] guō" hōu hán chěn le, gěi hán chěn gē dào chē shàng, tè hán chěn le. mén kǒu shàng yè bān de, dōu zhǎo tā yào zhāng xiàng piān."
[01:14.66] yú qiān" gàn ma?"
[01:15.86] guō" zhuàng dǎn r. tā nà zhào piān, tiē nà mén shàng bì xié, tiē dào chuáng shàng bì yùn."
[01:23.18] yú qiān" hēi! nín zhè huà tài sǔn le!"
[01:30.42] guō" 97 nián xiāng gǎng huí guī, qū lǐ biān chū rén zhǎo tā men."
[01:34.16] yú qiān" gàn ma?"
[01:35.26] guō" zhè gū niáng yì tiān bié ràng chū mén a!"
[01:36.83] yú qiān" wèi shí me ne?"
[01:37.89] guō" yīng guó rén kàn jiàn yī fàn bìng zài bù gěi le."
[01:39.15] yú qiān" hāi, bù zhì yú a!"
[01:41.84] guō" wǒ men chū qù yǎn chū lǐ jīng hái dài zhe tā ne, dài zhe chū qù wán qù, nǎ ér dōu qù. dài zhe yǒu huí qù yǎng zhū chǎng qù wán qù, yī jìn mén, rén jiā chǎng zhǎng guò lái gěi zhè guī nǚ liǎn shàng shuān yī gēn hóng xiàn,"
[01:54.40] yú qiān" gàn ma a?"
[01:55.22] guō" pà gēn zhū càn hū le fēn bù chū lái."
[01:56.89] yú qiān" āi yā! yí gè mú yàng le zhè dōu."
[01:59.59] guō" tǐng hán chěn de. zhè me dà le yě méi rén yào tā,"
[02:02.31] yú qiān" méi jié hūn?"
[02:04.11] guō" shuí yào tā ya, shì bú shì, tā yě yì tiān dào wǎn jiē shàng zhǎo, shuí huì qǔ wǒ a?"
[02:11.42] yú qiān" ó? gǎo duì xiàng."
[02:11.92] guō" shuí huì yào wǒ a?"
[02:13.18] yú qiān" zì jǐ zhǎo?"
[02:14.14] guō" wǒ jià gěi shuí a? méi yǒu, méi rén yào tā, nà tiān chū qù wán, liǎng tiān méi huí lái, bié rén jiā de guī nǚ shuō méi jié hūn de ba liǎng tiān méi huí lái de jí huài le, tā zhè méi shì, tā liǎng tiān méi huí lái tā bà bà zuò jiā lǐ yě zháo jí."
[02:29.07] yú qiān" ó."
[02:29.92] guō" āi, bù dìng shuí jiā xiǎo xiǎo zi yào dǎo méi le."
[02:32.59] yú qiān" a? tì rén jiā xiǎo xiǎo zi dān xīn nà!"
[02:35.75] guō" zǒu dào jiāo qū yuè hēi fēng gāo, lái piàn yún cǎi bǎ yuè liàng dǎng zhù le, dǎ zhè biān lái sì gè liú máng, cǎn wú rén dào de bǎ tā wǔ rǔ le."
[02:47.37] yú qiān" zé. nǐ kàn kàn."
[02:48.50] guō" yī huì ér de gōng fū, yuè liàng lòu chū lái le, zhè sì gè yī kàn, dōu bēn pài chū suǒ zì shǒu qù le."
[02:55.28] yú qiān" a, jiù zhè me lì hài?!"
[02:56.78] guō" jiù zhè me hǎo kàn, tā yī huí lái, quán hú tòng jiā jiā dōu mǎi hóng fěn pí r chī miàn tiáo."
[03:03.34] yú qiān" hē!"
[03:04.56] guō" xiàng tā men jiā dào xǐ qù."
[03:05.29] yú qiān" gàn ma ya?"
[03:06.21] guō" rén jiān zì yǒu zhēn qíng zài, zhè shì yī zhǒng fú lì."
[03:09.29] yú qiān" shén me fú lì a zhè dōu shì?"
[03:11.35] guō" dǎ zhè ér qǐ tā shàng le yǐn le."
[03:12.55] yú qiān" a?"
[03:13.86] guō" mǎn chǔ wèn, éi, nǐ zhī dào nǎ ér hái yǒu liú máng me?"
[03:16.44] yú qiān" hāi, yǒu dǎ tīng zhè gè de ma!"
[03:19.52] guō" pǎo dào kān shǒu suǒ, yǒu rén gào sù tā shuō kān shǒu suǒ nà ér guān zhe jìng shì liú máng."
[03:26.28] yú qiān" shì a."
[03:27.03] guō" zá rén jiā kān shǒu suǒ de dà mén, ràng wǒ jìn qù ràng wǒ jìn qù! liú máng gēn lǐ miàn dōu hǎn, ràng wǒ men chū qù ba!"
[03:36.41] yú qiān" āi yā, hāi! zhuī zhe pǎo a zhè gè!"
[03:39.65] guō duì a dōu pà zhè gè
[03:41.14] guō" zì gě yòu dǎ yī chē, bēn nà dì shòu wǔ rǔ nèi dì r yòu qù le, zài na r děng zhe, dāng chū wǒ huò de xìng fú de dì fāng."
[03:50.27] yú qiān" éi ya ā, bù zhī dào hǎo dǎi le."
[03:52.60] guō" lǎo tiān yé yào shì kě lián wǒ, gěi wǒ jǐ gè liú máng ba!"
[03:55.21] yú qiān" éi, pàn shén me de dōu yǒu!"
[03:58.14] guō" zhèng děng zhe ne, yǒu dǎ nà biān lái liàng chē, chē lǐ miàn xià lái liǎ xiǎo zi, huài rén, zhè shì yǒu dǎ dōng běi nà ér lái de yí gè fàn zuì tuán huǒ, sān ge rén, shā rén fàng huǒ, bǎng jià xiǎo hái, wú è bù zuò, zhè gè shǒu lǐng zài jiā dài zhe, zhè liǎ xiǎo zi chū lái kāi zhe chē, mǎn chǔ zhǎo xiǎo hái, ná má dài tào shàng, nòng huí qù. zhè huì gōng fū liǎ rén xiǎng jiě gè shǒu, bǎ má dài rēng chē dǐ xià zhuǎn shēn fāng biàn qù le."
[04:28.72] yú qiān" ."
[04:29.30] guō" tā yī qiáo, yí, zhè shì gè bàn fǎ, ná guò má dài lái, kū chā jiù tào shàng le,"
[04:34.68] yú qiān" zì jǐ gěi zì jǐ tào shàng?"
[04:35.69] guō" zhè liǎ huí lái, yōu? shén me nián tóu a, mǎi mài yuè lái yuè hǎo gàn le."
[04:39.58] yú qiān" āi yā hāi! shì mǎi mài me zhè gè?"
[04:42.11] guō" zhè shì nào dé, hēng, tài hǎo gàn le, kǔn shàng ba, dài zǐ kǒu kǔn shàng, dā zài chē shàng, wǎng huí yī zǒu."
[04:49.71] guō" zhè tou er zhèng děng zhe ne, jīn ér zěn me huí lái zhè me zǎo a? jīn ér nín kàn kàn, yǒu zì tóu luó wǎng de."
[04:52.73] yú qiān" duì, dài lái yí gè,"
[04:57.78] guō" nín kàn kàn ba, zhè tou er zǒu dào gēn qián kàn kàn. zhè tou er zuì huài,
[05:01.60] yú qiān zěn me le
[05:02.17] guō 7 suì shā le diē, 12 suì shā le mā, 15 suì zì miè mǎn mén, méi yǒu rén xìng, kàn tā kàn le 5 fēn zhōng, yǎn lèi xià lái le."
[05:11.72] yú qiān" kū le!"
[05:14.81] guō" dà jiě, wǒ xiǎng zhè shì yí gè wù huì!"
[05:19.47] yú qiān hēi zhè chéng wù huì le
[05:26.12] guō rén de yī shēng nán miǎn yào shòu yī xiē gè cuò zhé , shuí dōu yǒu fàn cuò wù de shí hòu, hǎo me wǒ xī wàng nǐ néng yuán liàng wǒ men ó wǒ yī huì ér sòng tā men liǎ tóu àn zì shǒu , wǒ zhǎo gè dì r shàng bān ér qù a?, wǒ zhè yǒu jǐ gè jiè zhǐ gěi nín, zhè dōu zǐ qián shì zuó tiān bǎng jià ná lái de huò, xiè xiè nǐ, dà jiě, wǒ men yí dìng yào gǎi guò zì xīn hēi, biǎo jué xīn, nín huí qù ba. mén yě méi yǒu a!"
[05:54.82] yú qiān" a? tā hái bù gàn nà!"
[05:56.59] guō" nǐ men luò dào wǒ shǒu lǐ le!
[05:59.46] yú qiān éi ya hǎo me
[06:00.81] guō zán men sì gè rén jié hūn!"
[06:02.34] yú qiān" sì gè rén?"
[06:03.56] guō" dà jiě, nǐ zhè gè yāo qiú shí zài shì tài guò fèn le! nǐ kě yǐ shā le wǒ, nǐ bù kě yǐ wǔ rǔ wǒ. wǒ xiǎng tiān xià méi yǒu guò bù qù de qiáo, shì shì shì yǒu huà hǎo shāng liáng, nǐ hé bì shuō zhè me jué de huà ne!"
[06:18.34] yú qiān" ó ó."
[06:20.07] guō" nà bù xíng wǒ jiù gēn nǐ men sā jié hūn. nǐ tí gè tiáo jiàn ba, nǐ shuō, nǐ yào wǒ shā gè rén qù yě xíng, nǐ shuō, zěn me zhāo dōu xíng. bù, zán jǐ gè rén jié hūn, zán sì gè rén ér jié hūn."
[06:31.25] yú qiān" fēi jié hūn bù kě."
[06:33.57] guō" nǐ zhè jiào, hēng, dǎi zhe há má zuàn chū tuán fěn lái ya."
[06:37.55] yú qiān" éi ya hāi, shén me cí dōu xiǎng qǐ lái le."
[06:39.77] guō" nǐ, guò lái, a? nǐ qǔ tā. a? zhè tāo chū qiāng lái, táng."
[06:46.66] yú qiān" zhè jiù sǐ yī wèi a! hǎo ma, tài lì hài le."
[06:52.40] guō" nǐ kàn kàn, xiě lín lín de xiàn shí! nǐ, guò lái! zhè gè bǎ dāo tāo chū lái le, nǐ zài shuō, nǐ zài shuō wǒ zī nǐ yī liǎn xuè!"
[07:07.18] yú qiān" hǎo ma."
[07:08.19] guō" bié nào bié nào bié nào. nà dì r nǐ hái rèn shi me? wǒ rèn shi, lǎn chē shàng, lǎn chē shàng gěi tā sòng huí qù."
[07:15.81] yú qiān" lā dào yuán lái nà dì r."
[07:16.64] guō" zhè gěi zhuāng chē shàng, zhè tou er kāi zhe chē, hòu biān kàn zhe tā, lái dào nà dì r, cǎi shā chē, diǎn gēn yān."
[07:25.28] yú qiān" chōu."
[07:27.42] guō" dà jiě, xià chē ba, shā rén bù guò tóu diǎn dì, hǎo me yǔ guò dì pí shī, gěi wǒ yí gè chóng xīn chuàng zào zì wǒ de jī huì ba."
[07:39.16] yú qiān" qiáo zhè chóu de."
[07:41.38] guō" wǒ bù! wǒ gēn nǐ men liǎ rén jié hūn!"
[07:44.07] yú qiān" hǎo ma, shǎo yī wèi."
[07:45.72] guō" bào yìng a!"
[07:48.97] yú qiān" hēi ya! quán xiǎng qǐ lái le."
[07:54.94] guō" wǒ zhè shì bào yìng a! xiàn shì xiàn bào hé děng lái shēng nà!"
[07:59.58] yú qiān" a a a."
[08:00.69] guō" nǐ xià chē! wǒ bù! wǒ jiù bù zǒu!"
[08:03.74] yú qiān" fēi liú zhè ér."
[08:05.40] guō" wǒ gēn nǐ jié hūn!"
[08:06.28] yú qiān" hái jié hūn?"
[08:07.30] guō" bǎ yān qiā le"
[08:08.50] yú qiān" zěn me bàn?"
[08:09.49] guō" chē bú yào le zán zǒu!"
[08:12.32] yú qiān" a? hǎo ma!"
[08:24.64]
[08:27.13] guō" hòu lái ya"
[08:31.05] yú qiān" a? zhè hái jiē zhe, zhè gù shì."
[08:31.78] guō" hòu lái zhè guī nǚ chéng wǒ sǎo zi le, gē."
[08:39.90] yú qiān" éi! shuō dào wǒ zhè ér le! bǎ shàn zi fàng bó zi shàng, wǒ gào sù nǐ, nǐ zài shuō, nǐ zài shuō wǒ jiàn nǐ yī shēn xuè!"
[08:53.25] guō" dà xiào shuō xiàng sheng tú yī shén me a, tú de shì kāi xīn."
[08:58.53] yú qiān" jiù shì lè."
[08:59.39] guō" shì bú shì a. yǒu yì sī, zhè shì dì yī bù, yù jiào yú lè yào bǎ lè fàng zài qián biān, wǒ men yě gēn xiàng sheng jiè yǒu de tóng rén tàn tǎo guò, rén men zhǐ zé wǒ, nǐ de xiàng sheng tài méi yǒu pǐn wèi, zhǐ gù zhe gǎo xiào, wǒ shuō xiān gǎo xiào ba, bù gǎo xiào jiù tài gǎo xiào le."
[09:18.82] yú qiān" a duì."
[09:19.64] guō" wǒ gēn zhōng guó xiàng sheng jiè yǒu yí gè xié yì,"
[09:27.13] yú qiān" ?"
[09:28.07] guō" wǒ fù zé yōu mò, tā men fù zé pǐn wèi."
[09:28.93] yú qiān" hāi!"
[09:34.20]
[09:37.53] guō" yù jiào yú lè, xiān dé lè. nín tōng guò wǒ men de jié mù nín wù dào le shén me dōng xī, nà shi nín de shì, bìng fēi shì wǒ qiáng jiā de, wǒ men shàng tái lái shì ràng nín gāo xìng, bú shì gěi nín shàng kè, shuō xiàng sheng dōu jiǎng kè, nà hái yào xué xiào gàn ma a."
[09:54.19] yú qiān" xiào shì, hē hē hē hē"
[09:58.48] guō" shí huà shí shuō, dà huǒ ài tīng wǒ men jiù duō shuō yì diǎn, jiù pà wǎn le nǐ men huí qù méi chē shì ba."
[10:08.84] guō" méi shì a, xíng, nín méi shì wǒ gèng méi shì!"
[10:11.35] yú qiān" ."
[10:13.70] guō" huí tiān jīn lái wǒ tè bié de gāo xìng, zhè liǎng tiān, gǔn shí wén huà, yè zǒng, yè hóng bǎi le yí gè gòu liù wàn duō gè zhuō zi, ràng wǒ chī, wǒ shuō wǒ bù chī nà gè, hē yī kǒu hòu miàn zhàn yí gè guī nǚ gěi dào yī bēi, wǒ shuō máng huó de huāng, guǎn nǐ shén me yuè cài zhè cài, wǒ shuō wǒ bù chī nà gè, nǐ qù zhà diǎn juǎn quān, tān liǎng tào jiān bǐng, zá hū cài, shì ba, zhè cái hǎo zhè shì zhēn zhèng chī de dōng xī, huí jiā le ma, nǐ chī nà gè nǎ ér dōu néng chī, huí jiā jiù gāi chī diǎn jiā lǐ de dōng xī, gāng cái wǒ gēn qiān ér shuō de, dài huì ér qǐng tā chī diǎn shā guō qù, cháng cháng tiān jīn wèi de shā guō, yǒu nà wǎn shàng tān de jiān bǐng, lái yī tào, zài běi jīng chī bú dào zhè me hǎo de jiān bǐng."
[10:48.42] yú qiān" méi yǒu."
[10:54.28] guō" zán tiān jīn jiān bǐng yī jué, lǜ dòu miàn huáng dòu miàn, xiǎo mǐ miàn bàng zi miàn bái miàn, jǐ yàng dǎ fā hǎo le, hé dé le, zuì jiǎng jiū de shì yòng qīng shuǐ zhǔ yáng gú tou, ná nà gè tāng lái hé zhè gè, hé hǎo zhī hòu tān wán le, tiān jīn zán men zhè gè zǎo chén mài jiān bǐng de zhè gè yì bān hé zhà guǒ zǐ de tān āi zhe, tiān jīn nà guǒ zǐ yě yī jué."
[11:14.09] yú qiān" hǎo wā?"
[11:16.83] guō" zhà wán le zǎo hóng sè, gòu yī chǐ, ná zài shǒu lǐ néng zhàn zhe, yǎo yī kǒu yòu sū yòu cuì, duì duō hǎo, ná zhè juǎn jiān bǐng, běi jīng wǒ yě chī guò, tā zhà chū lái de guǒ zǐ yóu tiáo, yī zhà lái zhǎng,"
[11:22.98] yú qiān" zhè me diǎn?"
[11:29.48] guō" gēn tā nà liǎn sè chà bù duō."
[11:30.52] yú qiān" ná wǒ bǐ shén me a."
[11:33.20] guō" ná zài shǒu lǐ, shǒu lǐ de shàn zi chuí xià lái le yǎo ba, yǎo zhù le ná shǒu zhuāi"
[11:42.30] yú qiān" bù zhì yú."
[11:42.99] guō" nǐ zài sā shǒu zhǔn chōu liǎn shàng."
[11:46.12] yú qiān" huò, zhè chī pí qiú ne zhè ér!"
[11:48.92] guō" yǎo bù liǎo, ná jiǎn zi jiǎo suì le, gē zuǐ lǐ, lái kǒu shuǐ."
[11:55.90] yú qiān" yàn yào ne."
[11:58.69] guō" chī yào shì de, zán men zhè gè tiān xià yī jué, zhè ér juǎn hǎo le, mǒ shàng là jiàng, tián miàn jiàng gē shàng cōng, cōng kě yǐ chī shēng cōng shú cōng, duì dōu xíng, duō hǎo chī, xiāng a, zhè biān chī nà biān qiāng bì nǐ bà bà nǐ dōu bù xīn téng."
[12:12.51] yú qiān" bù zhì yú! quē xīn yǎn ma!"
[12:15.68] guō" hǎo, zhēn hǎo chī a! wǒ kàn bié chù yě yǒu, quán guó gè dì dōu yǒu jiān bǐng."
[12:20.19] yú qiān" "
[12:21.32] guō" bái miàn tān de"
[12:21.98] yú qiān" bái miàn?"
[12:22.62] guō" tān wán zhè me dà gè, gēn bèi guǒ shì de."
[12:23.66] yú qiān" huò!"
[12:25.67] guō" lǐ miàn gē yī guǒ lì. wài dì jiào báo cuì,"
[12:27.63] yú qiān" duì,"
[12:29.04] guō" bǐ huǒ chái hé dà diǎn."
[12:30.24] yú qiān" a?"
[12:31.73] guō" juǎn ba wǎng lǐ biān. dié de gēn mián kù shì de. juǎn, juǎn wán le mǒ jiàng, zhè me yī dà zhāng zuì hòu néng dié zhè me dà yí kuài. yǎo yī kǒu zhān shàng yá táng zǐ ná huǒ kuài zi wǎng xià tǒng."
[12:42.24] yú qiān" huò!"
[12:44.94] guō" zhè shì xué wèn, shì xiǎo chī a, zhè shì xué wèn."
[12:47.56] yú qiān" zhè shì wén huà."
[12:48.87] guō" gēn xiàng sheng yí yàng, lái bù de bàn diǎn xū jiǎ."
[12:50.13] yú qiān" , shí shí pāi pāi."
[12:52.32] guō" nǐ bù néng suàn rén, shuō xiàng sheng gēn mài zǎo diǎn shì yí yàng de, suàn rén jiù shì yī cì, shǎo gē dōng xī, yǐ cì chōng hǎo, rén jiā míng ér jiù bù mǎi nǐ dōng xī le,"
[13:03.16] yú qiān" bù hǎo ya."
[13:04.74] guō" shuō xiàng sheng yě shì, nǐ tōu lǎn, bú yào qī piàn guān zhòng, bié gēn guān zhòng duì zhe gàn, zhè lǐ cáng lóng wò hǔ, zhēn zhèng de zhè jiào yī shí fù mǔ, wǒ men hòu tái jiào yù hái zǐ dōu shì, jì zhù liǎo bù yào qī piàn guān zhòng, měi yí gè guān zhòng dōu bǐ nǐ cōng míng bǐ nǐ líng de duō, nǐ qī piàn tā nǐ jiù shì hài nǐ zì jǐ, wǒ xiāng xìn xià yī cì zài huí jiā, dà huǒ hái huì zhè me pěng wǒ duì ma?"
[13:28.89] yú qiān" yì diǎn dōu méi cuò."
[13:32.16] guō" xià cì wǒ dài nǐ zài chī diǎn juǎn quān a, zá hū cài a, yún tūn nà, yáng xiē zǐ, zán liǎ rén chī yáng xiē zǐ qù, zán liǎ chī yáng xiē zǐ yīng le yī jù huà"
[13:41.63] yú qiān" a?"
[13:42.65] guō" jí sǐ rén chán sǐ gǒu."
[13:43.54] yú qiān" méi tīng shuō guò, yòng bù shàng zhè huà!"
[13:46.24] guō" gè zhòng cài xì, tiān jīn cài wǒ jué de hǎo, lìng yī gōng jìn r, gè zhòng cài yǒu gè zhòng cài de tè diǎn, nǐ kàn nǐ yào chī xī cān qù, yě yǒu guī jǔ."
[13:55.66] yú qiān" xī cān."
[13:57.58] guō" chī nà niú bā, rén jiā dé wèn nǐ jǐ chéng shú de."
[14:00.19] yú qiān" zhè guī jǔ gèng dà."
[14:01.18] guō" 7 chéng de, 4 chéng, bàn chéng de."
[14:04.55] yú qiān" bàn chéng de?!"
[14:06.87] guō" duān dào lú zi nà ér huǎng yī xià."
[14:08.36] yú qiān" yǒu diǎn rè qì yě liāo shǒu shàng le."
[14:10.58] guō" kā yī qiè cī yī liǎn xuè."
[14:12.88] yú qiān" hǎo ma, qiè xuè guǎn shàng le zhè shì"
[14:14.50] guō" qiè dà dòng mài shàng le."
[14:15.96] yú qiān" hǎo ma."
[14:17.47] guō" yī shuō zhè gè dào tuì xiē nián, zǎo nián jiān rén men rú máo yǐn xuè bù jiù chī shēng ròu me."
[14:21.92] yú qiān" zǎo nián jiān."
[14:23.30] guō" nǐ huí jiā wèn wèn qù."
[14:24.22] yú qiān" wǒ wèn shuí qù!"
[14:24.97] guō" wèn nǐ bà bà."
[14:26.83] yú qiān" méi gǎn shàng."
[14:27.93] guō" zhù shān dòng chuān shù yè de shí hòu."
[14:29.23] yú qiān" hái méi tā ne."
[14:30.20] guō" xiàn rú jīn, yǒu, bú shì méi yǒu."
[14:33.25] yú qiān" xiàn rú jīn hái yǒu?"
[14:35.12] guō" guó wài hái yǒu, shí rén zú de nà gè, fēi zhōu nà tǔ zhù, yǒu zhè gè"
[14:42.06] yú qiān" shí rén zú."
[14:42.74] guō" chī rén ròu, yě jū jiā guò rì zi, shān dòng shì yī jiā, yī jiā sān kǒu, xí fù zhàng fū hái zi, zǎo shàng qǐ lái xí fù gēn shān dòng lǐ shōu shí, zhàng fū dài zhe hái zi, zǒu, gēn bà bà dǎ liè qù."
[14:53.66] yú qiān" éi, yě dǎ liè."
[14:55.08] guō" hái zi shuō, āi yā, wǒ è! è sǐ wǒ le! liǎng tiān méi chī fàn! bié nào, zhèi xiē rì zi zán men zhè ér méi guò lǚ yóu tuán."
[15:01.00] yú qiān" a? nà ér yě chī lǚ yóu tuán nà!"
[15:04.06] guō" zhǐ yǒu chī lǚ yóu tuán chī dé féi ma. nà ér yǒu yí gè, ā ná zhe gōng jiàn"
[15:09.57] yú qiān" shè."
[15:10.31] guō" bù xíng."
[15:11.05] yú qiān" zěn me?"
[15:11.79] guō" tài pàng, yóu dà, hái zi è, è sǐ wǒ le! bié nào!"
[15:16.36] yú qiān" yòu lái rén le"
[15:19.13] guō" tài shòu le, sāi yá. hái zi è, āi ya, huó bù liǎo le! è! bié nào bié nào, yī huì ér jiù dé. hēi, nà ér yǒu yí gè nǚ de, ā, cháng tóu fā, piào liàng, zài hé biān xǐ liǎn ne bié nào a, ná huó dé."
[15:38.14] yú qiān" zhè ná huó dé le!"
[15:42.30] guō" zhè bà bà yǒu yòng."
[15:43.37] yú qiān" shì a?!"
[15:45.64] guō" yī jiǎo chuài tǎng xià, kǔn hǎo le káng zài jiān bǎng shàng, zǒu, gēn bà bà huí jiā."
[15:50.68] yú qiān" huí jiā le?"
[15:51.51] guō" hái zi zháo jí, āi yā, è! bié nào!, huí jiā bǎ nǐ mā dùn le."
[15:54.38] yú qiān" qù nǐ de ba!"
[15:58.40]
[16:12.69] guō" hǎo, chàng yī duàn shì ba, zhè gè, xiàng sheng yǎn yuán de chàng fēn liǎng zhǒng, běn gōng de chàng shì tài píng gē cí, rán hòu jiù shì xué chàng, tiān jīn yǒu hěn duō qǔ yì míng jiā dōu zhí de wǒ men qù xué xí, wǒ men dōu ài tīng, bǐ rú zán men tiān jīn yǒu yī wèi liǎo bù qǐ de lè tíng dà gǔ de míng jiā."
[16:34.75] yú qiān" nǎ wèi?"
[16:35.56] guō" wáng pèi chén."
[16:36.49] yú qiān" āi yā, nà kě hǎo."
[16:37.79] guō" chàng de hǎo!"
[16:39.86] yú qiān" hǎo jí le."
[16:41.03] guō" chàng qiāng shū huǎn, tīng zhe hěn hǎo tīng, ér qiě xū zì biàn zì hěn duō."
[16:44.10] yú qiān" zěn me jiào xū zì biàn zì?"
[16:45.87] guō" yī shàng lái zhè yàng de a"
[16:47.82] gǔ dǎ sān gēng bàn yè tiān, yīn cáo kāi le guǐ mén guān. zhōu xī
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