第二集
di er ji Lyrics

Song	第二集
Artist	郭德纲
Album	丑娘娘
Download	Image LRC TXT

[00:03.58]	道德三皇五帝
[00:05.08]	功名夏侯商周
[00:06.78]	五霸七雄闹春秋
[00:08.20]	顷刻兴亡过手
[00:10.46]	青史几行名姓
[00:12.43]	北邙无数荒丘
[00:14.42]	前人播种后人收
[00:16.82]	说什么龙争虎斗
[00:20.88]	接演长篇单口相声《丑娘娘》
[00:25.35]	这个人要是一丑啊
[00:29.84]	比这个俊啊还受人注意
[00:33.15]	不光受人注意
[00:35.76]	连妖精都怕她
[00:37.76]	深宫内院夜半子时
[00:41.91]	“噌愣愣”一声
[00:43.44]	烟雾缭绕蹦出一妖精来
[00:46.40]	长得这个寒碜哪狰狞恐怖难看
[00:51.88]	没想到这妖精敲着这位无盐娘娘当时就愣了
[00:57.97]	这个妖精的内心起了一种悔过的心态——要学好！
[01:09.61]	转身就跑啊
[01:12.77]	娘娘不干哪
[01:15.99]	啊口口声声你是妖精长这么好看
[01:21.72]	不许你打着妖精的旗号再骗人！
[01:27.96]	前边跑后边就追把这妖精吓得呀
[01:33.99]	“救命啊！有鬼啊！”
[01:39.36]	一前一后这两位在深宫内院可就跑开了
[01:44.78]	皇宫内院这房子是不计其数
[01:48.60]	单说昭阳正院也得百十来间房子
[01:52.27]	好，出了这屋进那屋
[01:55.57]	打这门出去奔那窗户两道火光
[01:59.41]	整个昭阳正院俩妖精打起来了
[02:04.20]	这通乱哪，整整追了大半宿
[02:10.45]	天都快亮了蒙蒙亮了
[02:13.58]	这妖精实在没劲了
[02:16.26]	“咕咚”就跪下了
[02:18.95]	“我错啦！
[02:21.17]	给我一个机会行不行？
[02:30.29]	我改了！
[02:33.24]	我明天蹲在皇宫门口当上马石都行。”
[02:37.68]	娘娘不干哪
[02:39.36]	娘娘很有正义感哪
[02:41.11]	“非打死你不可！”
[02:42.62]	妖精站起来就跑啊
[02:45.98]	跑来跑去宫门以外有一个八宝琉璃井
[02:50.11]	来到这儿了一道火光“刺溜”一下子
[02:53.72]	这妖精就钻进去了
[02:56.41]	娘娘站的这一瞧“呀，它可跑了。”
[03:00.26]	这可不行
[03:01.88]	上天追你凌霄店入海追你水晶宫
[03:05.46]	佛爷头上金翅鸟拔你顶门三根翎！
[03:10.14]	咱俩这仗没完！
[03:13.36]	正准备下去了
[03:16.42]	耳边厢“噔噔噔噔”脚步声音来了一大帮宫娥太监殿前的武士都来了
[03:23.88]	怎么呢
[03:24.96]	天亮了
[03:26.02]	其实头天亮好些人就知道没人敢过来
[03:29.92]	这会一瞧天也亮了而且来说影影绰绰觉着这个妖精呀跳了井了
[03:37.22]	娘娘站在井边这儿掳胳膊挽袖子正打算往下走呢
[03:41.29]	呼啦超全过来了
[03:42.59]	拦着点：“娘娘，娘娘，穷妖精末追呀。”
[03:48.85]	“你怎么知道它没钱？”
[03:53.06]	“不是，不是那个词儿啊
[03:54.55]	原来这个词儿叫穷寇莫追现如今换了妖精了
[03:59.12]	杀妖精不过头点地雨过地皮湿
[04:03.96]	娘娘您给它留一个机会吧啊？”
[04:06.69]	“不成！
[04:07.50]	我得下去
[04:08.51]	我要瞧瞧它到底呀它是什么变的
[04:11.56]	看看它有家大人没有！
[04:13.21]	我得找它去！”
[04:15.68]	这儿说着呢
[04:16.93]	耳边厢听得脚步声音
[04:18.85]	文武群臣簇拥着这位齐宣王来了
[04:23.19]	齐宣王啊
[04:24.69]	刚刚睁眼
[04:25.90]	有太监来报，说
[04:27.49]	“启禀大王千岁
[04:29.04]	昭阳正院出了事儿了国母预见妖精了。”
[04:35.00]	齐宣王“噌”就起来了
[04:35.65]	“太好了，这话是真的么？别骗我啊。”
[04:39.65]	“真碰见了。”
[04:41.76]	“妖精把他吃了么？”
[04:43.54]	“够呛，看这意思她能把妖精吃了。”
[04:48.06]	“哎呀我的娘
[04:48.67]	走啊咱们赶紧去看看给妖精加把劲儿去。”
[04:57.46]	来到这儿一瞧啊
[04:58.96]	娘娘正准备下井呢
[05:02.18]	齐宣王很高兴啊
[05:03.80]	“让她下
[05:04.45]	快……快……快……你你……下井
[05:07.83]	你不是要抓妖精么？”
[05:09.31]	“对啊，大王千岁，啊我打算下井。”
[05:12.57]	“好啊，你下啊，快点下啊。”
[05:15.41]	“下不去啊。你看这井口还没我腰粗呢。”
[05:19.73]	“这不要了亲命么，我往里推你行么？”
[05:23.39]	“大王，你这什么意思？”
[05:24.84]	“我这是帮你，我帮你做好事
[05:27.90]	你下去看看妖精是怎么一回事啊。”
[05:29.97]	“好，我下去可以
[05:32.59]	我探一探妖精到底是什么变的
[05:35.48]	为了我大齐国江山社稷我今天下井捉妖
[05:40.99]	可有一节
[05:41.44]	大王千岁
[05:42.53]	你要应允我这三件事。”
[05:45.54]	“好，你说
[05:46.49]	只要你下去一万件都行
[05:48.10]	你说吧。”
[05:49.88]	“第一，我要你肋下的龙泉宝剑，我要它来护身。”
[05:56.02]	“好，给你。舍了，不要了
[06:02.73]	第二件事呢？”
[06:05.29]	“第二件事情，我要你在井口这儿等着我，
[06:09.09]	你等我三天可以吗？”
[06:12.93]	“没问题！
[06:14.19]	五十天、一年我都能等。你下去吧。”
[06:19.24]	“这第三件事情我如果三天后要是不回来
[06:24.62]	你把井口填死免得妖精出来害人。”
[06:29.60]	“太好了！太好了！我一定填死省得你出来害人。”
[06:34.64]	“啊？”
[06:35.43]	“不……说错了说错了，省得妖精害人。”
[06:38.92]	“好，列位文武大人，
[06:42.32]	倘若说有个一差二错回不来，
[06:45.13]	没别的，
[06:46.03]	望你等大家赤胆忠心辅保我大齐社稷。
[06:50.46]	文武群臣真有这眼窝浅的，
[06:53.09]	眼泪都下来了：“娘娘啊，您多保重啊。”
[06:56.76]	宣王直摆手
[06:57.62]	“你说这个干什么，
[06:57.96]	说这个……给你吧，
[07:00.40]	天不早了，快去吧。
[07:02.32]	祝你成功，快点吧。”
[07:05.94]	娘娘站起身来来到井口这儿，
[07:08.40]	使劲的往下蹭。
[07:09.72]	娘娘太胖了比井口都胖，
[07:11.65]	蹭了半天“咕噜”一下子人就下去了。
[07:14.70]	把宣王乐的“哎呦我的娘哎，
[07:17.52]	把井口盖上快点！
[07:20.22]	再等她回来快点！”
[07:21.97]	文武群臣说“这哪行啊，大王千岁不说好了三天……”
[07:25.31]	“我等不了了我这。赶紧！赶紧！”
[07:28.28]	有人过来弄过几块青石板嘁哧咔嚓把井口盖上，
[07:32.09]	又弄了很多土把这块堆好了上边又种了几棵花椒树，
[07:36.89]	据说花椒是辟邪的，
[07:39.21]	都弄好了宣王踏实了。
[07:41.04]	“哎呀呵，俺的娘，
[07:42.91]	两世为人啊。
[07:45.40]	我是又活上来了，
[07:46.47]	走吧，
[07:47.77]	中午跟厨子说弄点面条咱们庆祝一下吧。”
[07:51.73]	齐宣王走了。
[07:53.19]	再说这位无盐娘娘，
[07:54.97]	顺着井口往下走开始啊这个道儿很窄，
[07:58.53]	走着走着是越走越宽越走越宽，
[08:02.30]	再往前是平坦大道。
[08:04.83]	“嚯，这是什么地方呢？”
[08:07.40]	猛然间瞧见前边有一团火光娘娘乐了，
[08:12.12]	甭问哪，
[08:13.28]	这就是那妖精哪。
[08:14.97]	“嗨！大胆妖孽，哪里走！”
[08:19.49]	往前追。
[08:21.24]	前边这火光啊，
[08:22.51]	真是这妖精，
[08:23.89]	这妖精一回头
[08:24.87]	“呵，你有完没完哪你！”
[08:28.68]	“喏喏喏”往前就跑啊
[08:31.03]	就瞧一团火光都瞧不见身影了，
[08:34.24]	火光里边隐隐约约传出来抽泣的声音。
[08:38.38]	妖精一边哭一边跑啊“哪有天理呀？！”
[08:44.16]	往前走娘娘后边追，
[08:47.51]	按现在钟点说跑了有半个来小时吧猛然间前边，
[08:51.55]	嚯，越来越宽敞
[08:54.98]	有一块平坦之地两旁边哪种的各种的树，
[08:59.32]	什么都有，
[09:00.17]	槡柳榆槐啊，
[09:01.19]	呵！而且前边有一所大宅院，
[09:03.89]	门分左右，
[09:06.20]	这股子红光“呜”进去了。
[09:09.23]	娘娘一瞧，
[09:10.34]	嘿甭问了，
[09:11.14]	这个妖精哪这是它们家，
[09:13.84]	我得进去，
[09:14.81]	不管是大妖精、小妖精、花妖精、麻子妖精各式各样的
[09:18.89]	今天到我手里谁也好不了，
[09:20.73]	把你们都掏出来！
[09:22.85]	迈步刚要进去，
[09:24.54]	由打里边金光护体出来一帮人。
[09:28.14]	为首有一位老道姑，
[09:29.98]	脸上皱纹堆垒，
[09:32.39]	头发雪白一根不乱梳得整整齐齐，
[09:35.78]	脸上很慈祥，
[09:37.68]	穿着一身道装手里拿着一根拂尘。
[09:39.19]	拿手一指她：“孩子，你来啦？”
[09:44.00]	“啊，你是妖精什么人？”
[09:48.57]	“咳，姑娘，
[09:50.29]	你不认识我啊？
[09:52.07]	哈哈哈哈，
[09:53.94]	来来来进来进来。”
[09:55.74]	一伸手“嘭”把娘娘手抓住了。
[09:58.95]	按照娘娘这脾气就该一拨愣她，
[10:01.86]	没想到一抬手没抬动，
[10:04.25]	一琢磨没有人家劲大，
[10:06.15]	跟着进去吧。
[10:06.96]	迈步来到里边，
[10:07.97]	一瞧里边啊，
[10:08.90]	嚯，好几个姑娘两边站的。
[10:14.67]	有沏茶的、倒水的、削水果的、包桔子的干嘛的都有。
[10:15.87]	“坐这儿坐这儿坐这儿。”
[10:17.05]	老太太坐在这边无盐娘娘坐在那边。
[10:19.37]	“嗨，干嘛的你是，你妖精什么人哪？”
[10:22.53]	“唉，傻孩子，你不认识我啊？
[10:25.43]	我跟你说啊，我是梨山老母，我是神仙。”、
[10:32.46]	“啊，神仙？没瞧出来呀，怎么住这么隐蔽的地方？
[10:40.54]	你这神仙不能见人是怎么着。”
[10:41.92]	“傻孩子，你呀不是钟离春哪。
[10:46.33]	你把上辈子事儿你全忘了。
[10:48.65]	你是玉皇大帝的六姑娘啊，
[10:51.71]	想当初是如此这么般这么般如此……
[10:54.57]	你才打下凡尘要拯救黎民百姓啊。”
[10:58.75]	“是啊，我怎么想不起来了？”
[11:01.88]	“对啊，你这一下凡这脑子就凝住了，
[11:05.35]	不要紧的以后慢慢慢慢你全能明白。
[11:08.69]	你刚才不是找一妖精么？我跟你说啊，
[11:11.03]	那个不是妖精，那是瀚海麒麟。
[11:14.04]	因为犯了错了打在这儿，
[11:16.56]	实际上是等着你，
[11:18.41]	你以后要保大齐的天下没有坐骑不行，
[11:20.76]	瀚海麒麟变成一匹马让你骑着。
[11:24.15]	来呀，把它牵进来。”
[11:25.81]	有姑娘出去把这马牵进来。
[11:29.08]	一瞧这马，
[11:29.67]	头至尾够长二，
[11:30.73]	蹄至背八尺五，
[11:32.24]	脑瓜顶有一撮毛这毛拧着往上长这叫头上长角，
[11:36.48]	肚子底下这毛啊
[11:37.91]	拧着成一片一片的跟鳞似的这叫肋下生鳞，
[11:42.65]	而且这脚底下这蹄子跟牛一样四个蹄子分八瓣，
[11:46.73]	不像马似的，
[11:48.40]	这嘴啊咧开了长里边上下交错四个大獠牙——宝马良驹。
[11:53.88]	“以后你就骑着它，
[11:55.73]	它驮着你转战南北辅保大齐的天下。
[11:59.67]	这还有一套黄金的铠甲也是给你预备的，
[12:02.70]	来呀，抬过这口三齐定齐刀。”
[12:07.20]	有人把刀抬出来了，
[12:09.07]	“这口大刀以后就是你的衬手的兵刃。
[12:11.41]	胯下马、掌中刀穿好这身黄金铠甲辅保大齐，
[12:15.56]	听见了吗？”
[12:16.87]	“听见了，那我谢谢您吧。”
[12:18.81]	“别客气，你要回去从这儿可走不了了。”
[12:21.81]	“为什么呢？”
[12:23.55]	“你下来齐宣王把井口填上了，
[12:27.46]	你呀得从这边走。
[12:29.25]	咱们这还有一趟道，
[12:31.04]	从这出去转过俩弯，
[12:32.81]	瀚海麒麟认识道，
[12:34.50]	它能带着你去到皇宫内院找齐宣王。”
[12:38.40]	“好嘞！”
[12:40.30]	一伸手先把那黄金铠甲拿过来从头到下穿好了。
[12:44.04]	嚯，越发的精神，就是这脸上好看不了。
[12:48.80]	手里攥着这口定齐刀翻身上了瀚海麒麟，
[12:52.50]	有仙童引路顺着里边出来一瞧啊，
[12:56.14]	皇宫内院的外墙。
[12:58.25]	转了两圈转回来还真跑到八宝琉璃井看，
[13:01.98]	一瞧啊，当时气坏了。
[13:03.86]	怎么呢
[13:05.13]	井口上边有石头有土有花椒树
[13:08.20]	不由得叁失神暴跳不灵豪气腾空两太阳冒火七窍生烟，
[13:13.33]	娘娘改了拔火罐了。
[13:15.60]	“啊！我刚下去你就把井口填死！
[13:18.07]	真真欺人太甚！
[13:19.77]	喳喳喳喳……哇呀呀呀！”
[13:22.04]	两腿一使劲瀚海麒麟说：
[13:23.93]	“您得轻点，这受不了。
[13:27.05]	两军阵前还行，您这没事就这样我可受不了。”
[13:30.07]	“别说话让人听见啊我告诉你。
[13:32.38]	我要说你是原来那妖精他们大伙得剁了你知道嘛，
[13:34.61]	别说话。”
[13:35.77]	骑着瀚海麒麟赶奔午朝门。
[13:39.38]	银安殿上齐宣王正高兴呢：
[13:42.12]	“哎呀你看，今天是一个普天同庆的日子，
[13:45.64]	是一个好日子，
[13:47.34]	从明年开始啊今天就算国庆节了，
[13:51.89]	而且从明年开始今天就算寡人我的生日了，
[13:55.56]	我又活了一次，我真是很高兴啊。”
[13:59.17]	正说着由打底下“噔噔噔噔噔”黄门关来了“万岁，大事不好。”
[14:04.90]	“什么事啊？什么事都压不倒我，
[14:07.30]	现如今我这个心腹大患去掉了，
[14:10.21]	孤王我现在是又恢复了自由身，
[14:13.29]	什么事我也不害怕知道不？
[14:16.78]	你告诉我什么事吧？”
[14:17.85]	“娘娘来了。”
[14:19.01]	“哎呀我的娘啊，你看错了吧，你看错了。”
[14:24.41]	“没错，就是她。
[14:25.94]	这回来还不一样了，
[14:27.36]	从上到下金盔金甲手拿的三平定齐刀，
[14:30.89]	您瞧瞧怎么办哪？”
[14:33.31]	“呀，怎么着全副武装了？
[14:36.13]	哎呀我的娘呀，
[14:37.08]	她空着手我都打不过她，
[14:38.94]	她拿了刀怎么办啊这个事闹得。”
[14:41.19]	“这怎么办呢？
[14:42.40]	哎大王您不如找晏婴晏丞相给您出一主意。”
[14:46.30]	“嗯，好。”
[14:47.92]	文班中晏丞相出来了，“大王这个事我管不了。”
[14:51.78]	“你怎么管不了呢？”
[14:54.10]	“您填井口的时候我可不在，
[14:57.11]	我要在我得拦着您，
[14:58.22]	没有这么办事的，言而无信呢！
[15:00.99]	现如今娘娘来了，天塌地陷多大事得您自己扛。”
[15:05.55]	“对！我自己扛，你还别向着我，知道不？
[15:11.09]	天塌地陷我自己扛！
[15:13.40]	我不怕这个，我要做泰山顶上一青松你知道不？
[15:17.96]	我是想扛，我他娘的扛得住么？
[15:22.33]	你说吧你提条件吧，怎么着你能帮着我。”
[15:25.39]	“大王千岁，您是君王我是臣子，臣子岂能要挟君王？
[15:30.26]	不过此事要成……”
[15:35.38]	“三条？
[15:36.72]	我知道了，她下井的时候跟我说了三条，
[15:39.85]	哦我明白了，你有三条计策能对她这三条是不是？”
[15:45.90]	“我要三千两黄金。”
[15:47.30]	“呀……哎呀你太万恶了你呀！寡人有难你不帮助我。”
[15:55.33]	“没办法，大王千岁您这事得三千两黄金才能了。”
[16:00.08]	“你这……你这不是难为我么。”
[16:02.43]	齐宣王最财迷知道嘛，
[16:04.43]	平时自己日常生活给自己都订好了，
[16:07.10]	每天吃饭不许超过多少菜米饭不许超过多少粒，
[16:10.58]	那厨子都快累死了。“要三千两？”
[16:13.81]	“要不然管不了。”
[16:15.12]	“行，寡人我答应你，你说吧。”
[16:16.91]	“那好，您把娘娘请上殿来一切都有我呢。”
[16:21.38]	“好！有请娘娘。”
[16:23.27]	话音刚落，
[16:24.29]	再瞧娘娘骑着瀚海麒麟
[16:26.86]	由打底下“哗啦哗啦哗啦”直上银安殿，
[16:29.59]	宣王一瞧
[16:30.98]	“完了完了，她拿这里当了跑马场了这是，
[16:33.78]	一点都不尊敬我啊哎呀。
[16:36.99]	我说娘娘你回来了？你怎么这会儿才回来？”
[16:42.71]	“呔！昏王啊，言而无信你哪里还有这夫妻的情分哪？”
[16:48.82]	“你别冤枉我，晏丞相……嗯……这个……嗯。”
[16:54.56]	“啊？”
[16:55.37]	“嗯。”怎么呢，我花钱了，你说吧。
[16:57.52]	丞相过来了
[16:58.45]	“娘娘啊，是这么回事，你呢也别埋怨大王千岁，
[17:03.79]	您入井之后能大王千岁呢
[17:06.29]	确实是趴在井边是连声的痛哭，
[17:08.75]	后来呀这个洞口呀往上直冒黑烟。
[17:12.07]	我们恐怕妖怪出来伤到大王千岁
[17:15.16]	没办法才把井口掩上的，
[17:17.64]	到现在大王心里边还不是滋味呢。
[17:20.30]	瞧，大王还哭着呢。”
[17:22.15]	“啊，对！哭着呢。唉呀我这心里不少滋味啊！”
[17:25.47]	“哦，是真的么？”
[17:28.99]	丞相冲她挤了挤眼
[17:31.21]	“哦行！你要冲我挤眼我就听见了。”
[17:35.50]	这怎么说出来了这个。
[17:37.47]	“既然如此这个事既往不咎，
[17:41.46]	我说大王千岁啊，
[17:43.34]	现如今你我二人已然成亲，
[17:46.18]	昨晚，你可没去昭阳正院。
[17:48.95]	小妃我一会儿回去卸下我黄金铠甲梳妆打扮，
[17:54.21]	我要化一化妆抹一抹眼描一描嘴，
[17:57.26]	我就在昭阳正院等着您来咱们要龙凤呈祥。”
[18:03.68]	转身就走，“噔噔噔噔噔”下了银安殿。
[18:08.15]	文武群臣过来：“大王！大王！大王……大王……”
[18:15.41]	半天的工夫：
[18:18.02]	“唉呀我的亲娘呀，唉呀，你们谁宰了我呀，
[18:22.92]	你们救了我就得了。
[18:25.18]	还有别的办法吗？晏丞相……晏丞相？”
[18:28.97]	“大王千岁啊。”
[18:30.21]	“我问你，这个事儿怎么办？”
[18:31.74]	“这事……”
[18:33.01]	“呀这么些个！不是给了一个这个了吗？”
[18:39.10]	“这个是刚才那事，这个是这回这事。”
[18:42.35]	“太贵了这个。你……”
[18:44.33]	“那没办法了。”
[18:46.16]	“你……你……行！一会儿一块领吧！
[18:49.63]	一共就是七个了是吧？
[18:51.59]	寡人我言而有信
[18:53.04]	晏丞相你说吧这个事儿怎么办呢。”
[18:55.79]	“哦，这事这样，您哪散朝之后别去昭阳正院，
[19:01.92]	去西宫夏院，西宫高娘娘有好主意给您出。”
[19:08.44]	“呀，你怎么知道的？”
[19:11.48]	“为臣我能掐会算哪。”
[19:13.58]	“哦，高娘娘能给我出主意，好！
[19:17.21]	那你看你这个四千是不是就给她了？”
[19:19.53]	“不这不成，这是我告诉您的。
[19:22.16]	要不然以后您有事我可不管您。”
[19:24.83]	“别介，以后我有事还得求着你呢。
[19:27.66]	行，来啊摆驾。”
[19:30.31]	大小太监围着来在了西宫，
[19:33.93]	一瞧西宫娘娘高金锭这儿等着呢。
[19:37.19]	呵捣哧的这漂亮呀，
[19:39.70]	今年刚刚十九岁，
[19:41.43]	长得没有这么好看的，脸这白呀太白了！
[19:44.66]	一瞧娘娘这好看——眉梢眼角说不尽这万种的风情；
[19:50.93]	一走起来那这两步——风摆荷叶雨润芭蕉！
[19:55.03]	袅袅婷婷来在外边迎接大王千岁
[19:58.63]	齐宣王看着就乐：
[20:00.44]	“长得多好看呢，
[20:02.28]	那小脸蛋长得跟烩豆腐似的，
[20:05.54]	你看那嘴巴子跟溜豆腐似的，
[20:07.65]	那个脑门跟冻豆腐似的。”
[20:09.60]	皇上也没吃过别的，就认豆腐。
[20:12.77]	来的里边往这一坐酒菜齐备了，
[20:16.18]	娘娘高金锭拿过杯来倒好了酒：
[20:18.95]	“大王千岁，您喝一杯吧。”
[20:21.44]	“唉，我喝什么喝。
[20:22.98]	我这个心里不是滋味。
[20:25.03]	我说爱妃呀，又没有好主意给我出出？”
[20:28.71]	“哦，您怎么了？”
[20:30.69]	“怎么了，你还不知道么？
[20:32.40]	我这不是又给你娶了一个皇姐么，
[20:35.83]	正宫娘娘长得跟妖精似的。
[20:38.10]	现如今她在昭阳正院等着我呢，
[20:40.95]	让我跟她入洞房去，你有办法没有啊？”
[20:44.85]	“呦，大王千岁您喜欢她不喜欢她？”
[20:49.48]	“我能喜欢她么我！多寒碜，我不能要她啊。”
[20:53.34]	“您要不要她就把她去了吧。”
[20:57.03]	“去了？怎么去？”
[20:59.78]	“您舍得舍不得？”
[21:02.18]	“我舍得！那有什么舍不得！
[21:04.55]	我求之不得呀！你有这个办法么？”
[21:08.23]	“我跟您说啊，我有一把九曲歪把转心壶，
[21:14.27]	这把壶里边能同时装两种酒，
[21:17.93]	壶把上有一开关，
[21:19.45]	一按开关这边倒的就是好酒，
[21:22.83]	再一按这边倒的就是毒酒。”
[21:24.43]	“呵，你还有这个高科技的东西呢？
[21:28.72]	哎这好啊这个，你打算怎么着呢？”
[21:31.98]	“我上那儿去见见她去，
[21:33.74]	不管怎么说娘娘来了我还没瞧见她呢。
[21:36.74]	我跟她一块喝酒拿毒酒把她药死，
[21:39.67]	这事不就完了么。”
[21:42.11]	“这个主意实在是太好了，
[21:44.36]	我顺便问一句你把这个壶带进宫来这是干什么用的这是？”
[21:49.72]	“哦，这也没别的，这是我爸爸给我的陪嫁。”
[21:52.49]	“我的亲娘呀，人人都得防啊，太危险了！
[21:57.34]	那你去吧，
[21:58.44]	你要是能把她灭了没有别的，
[22:00.35]	正宫国母就事你的了。”
[22:02.77]	“我遵旨。”
[22:04.34]	站起身来吩咐宫娥太监准备了一桌上等的酒席
[22:08.42]	又在这把转心壶里边准备好两种酒辞别了齐宣王赶奔昭阳正院。
[22:16.11]	昭阳正院里边啊，
[22:19.05]	这位无盐娘娘已经化好妆了，
[22:20.47]	脸上抹了四斤粉跟攒腻子似的，
[22:24.41]	抹完连鼻子都看不见了这就俩黑窟窿，
[22:27.88]	描眉、打鬓、抹的腮红、化的口红，
[22:35.33]	都化完了自个儿拿过镜子来：
[22:37.02]	“也别怪他害怕，我自个儿都慎得慌。”
[22:42.31]	洗了吧，打水又都洗了。
[22:44.78]	洗完坐这儿等着“怎么还不来，怎么会事？我这儿等着还不来。”
[22:50.82]	正说着，
[22:51.90]	大太监近来了：
[22:52.79]	“西宫娘娘高金锭给您这儿献酒来了。”
[22:55.94]	“好让她进来吧。”
[22:57.50]	由打外边进来就这两步走，
[22:59.35]	呵！娘娘叹了口气，
[23:03.10]	“你瞧人家这两步走袅袅婷婷的，
[23:06.66]	那小腰随腰摆胯，
[23:08.86]	你看我这两步走跟狗熊似的，进来吧。”
[23:11.00]	来到这儿
[23:13.15]	“扑通”跪下了：“我这儿参见皇姐。”
[23:15.80]	“哦，你叫什么呀？”
[23:17.30]	“我叫金锭。”
[23:18.92]	“你看人家多会起名字，
[23:20.71]	要不皇上喜欢你呢，叫金腚。
[23:23.14]	我要叫个铁屁股也行啊
[23:25.57]	起来吧，你干嘛来了？”
[23:28.01]	“呦，我这儿跟您喝酒来了，还没瞧见您了。”
[23:30.69]	“坐下吧”分宾主落了座，酒菜摆上把这壶搁好了：
[23:34.93]	“我跟您喝一杯吧。”
[23:38.52]	“好！你跟我喝一杯？好！倒酒来！”
[23:43.87]	说一声这个，
[23:45.03]	再瞧西宫娘娘脸上汗“哗”就下来了。
[23:47.92]	太危险了，心说她咬人不咬人啊？
[23:52.41]	太慎得慌。
[23:53.80]	手里一哆嗦脸上变颜变色。
[23:57.49]	别看钟离春长得寒碜心眼儿她明白
[24:00.70]	“哎，她怎么直哆嗦呀？”
[24:02.92]	“嗨！怎么回事你！”
[24:04.91]	“唉呀……呀，没事。”
[24:06.43]	“没事你哆嗦什么！”
[24:08.10]	“没……没哆嗦什么……”
[24:10.12]	“手里拿的什么？”
[24:11.32]	“拿的……拿的酒啊。”
[24:12.60]	“是毒酒吗？”
[24:13.76]	“是。”唉，说出来了。
[24:16.60]	一说出是毒酒，
[24:18.52]	无盐娘娘可就火了，
[24:19.82]	站身抡着巴掌“啪！”
[24:23.93]	“哎？脑袋呢？”
[24:26.70]	一瞧跟上边了“嚯？力气太大点了，
[24:30.67]	死了？死了也不饶你！”
[24:33.25]	一脚踩的这边拿这手啊
[24:35.50]	一拉脚脖子，
[24:36.51]	搁的肩膀一长劲
[24:37.47]	“咔嚓”一下子把人愣撕了。
[24:40.56]	踩住大胯拧脚脖子
[24:41.95]	“咔嚓”把她大胯卸下来了，
[24:44.49]	扛着大腿往外就走，
[24:46.98]	找齐宣王算账去。
[24:48.92]	扛着腿一出宫门，
[24:49.86]	文武太监还问呢，
[24:51.66]	“娘娘买肉去了？”怎么呢，跟扛着半扇猪似的。
[24:56.86]	“噔噔噔噔噔”来到后宫找齐宣王。
[25:00.26]	宣王自个儿这正坐着呢，
[25:02.25]	心说我得听个信儿啊，
[25:03.57]	西宫娘娘到底是有谱没谱啊，
[25:05.66]	这事到底成得了成不了啊？
[25:07.84]	正琢磨着呢，
[25:08.77]	由打外面“噔噔噔噔噔噔”无盐娘娘来了
[25:11.65]	“啪！”手里这条腿往这一搁，
[25:14.74]	齐宣王一瞧：
[25:16.06]	“这是什么玩意啊？你买肉了？你打算干什么呀？”
[25:22.40]	“干什么？嗨！齐宣王！田屁！”
[25:26.77]	“我叫田辟疆。”
[25:28.66]	“我懒得说那字，我问你你安的什么心？”
[25:32.92]	“啊？我安的什么心？怎么的了？”
[25:35.30]	“怎么的了，你打发西宫夏院高金锭
[25:38.83]	说着是给我敬酒实际上里边是毒酒！我把她宰了！”
[25:43.09]	“唉呀我的娘呀！你说宰就宰一个！”
[25:46.99]	“漫说是这个，妖精又怎么样，我告诉你今天这事咱俩没完！”
[25:51.68]	“呵，你没完我还没完呢！
[25:55.44]	啊你说宰就宰啊？
[25:58.17]	这是寡人我的娘娘，来啊，把她绑上！
[26:02.15]	推出去杀了！”
[26:04.46]	两旁边殿前武士“哗楞楞”往前走站的这儿冲娘娘乐。
[26:14.02]	无盐娘娘叹了口气，
[26:16.36]	自己呀是一个粗人不会说什么话，
[26:19.50]	可到这会儿这心里不是滋味，
[26:21.99]	一而再再而三做事实在是太过分了，
[26:26.06]	跟这样的人过日子也不会有什么幸福，
[26:29.50]	可叹自己贵为一国的皇娘啊，
[26:32.45]	现如今落了一个这个下场。
[26:34.45]	要说现如今打着打出去谁也拦不住自己，
[26:38.01]	可是回家之后啊觉着更没意思，
[26:41.51]	得了，死了就死了吧。
[26:43.76]	拿手一指殿前武士：“你们拿着铁链子是打算干嘛呀？”
[26:49.78]	“没事。”
[26:57.21]	“别害怕，捡起来。”
[26:59.59]	“不不不不不……不不不不不……”
[27:02.84]	“拿过来，把我捆上。”
[27:05.27]	“娘娘您净闹着玩儿您。”
[27:10.21]	“别怕，此乃国家的王法我认头了，来吧！”
[27:14.72]	“娘娘您说这真的？您等着啊。”
[27:17.75]	捡起来了递给旁边这个“来你来，上，走走！”
[27:23.04]	“怎么我去？”
[27:24.15]	“废话，我是头儿！快去。娘娘您记着点，他弄的。”
[27:29.27]	武士过来“哗楞嘎嘣”把娘娘锁上
[27:32.33]	“娘娘，您高升一步吧，咱有事外边说吧。”
[27:36.42]	娘娘叹了口气：
[27:37.88]	“唉！”自己进宫跟皇上打算过日子无非是一场梦，
[27:43.15]	今天到这儿也没意思了
[27:45.37]	“罢了，死了就死了吧！嗨！”
[27:48.34]	一跺脚又碎一块砖。转身出去直奔午朝门以外。
[27:52.89]	齐宣王这心里还不喧愤呢
[27:55.24]	“太不像话了啊太不像话了，你说宰就宰了！你看看这事闹得。”
[28:01.09]	坐的这儿心里正琢磨这事呢，
[28:03.56]	由打外边“噔噔噔噔噔噔”皇门官进来了
[28:07.00]	“大王千岁，晏婴晏丞相来了，要为娘娘保本。”
[28:12.77]	“怎么这么烦呢他是，让他进来。”
[28:16.02]	“哎。”
[28:16.66]	晏丞相进来了：“哎，我说大王千岁……”
[28:21.45]	“你别说了，你赶紧回去把那个‘七’给我拿回来咱俩就算了了。”
[28:27.23]	“那不我的了么。”
[28:28.28]	“别废话了，现如今娘娘可惹了祸了，
[28:32.60]	我把她推出去开刀问斩这些个事儿今后谁也不许再提！”
[28:37.87]	“大王千岁，盘古至今哪有开刀杀娘娘的道理呢？”
[28:43.25]	“嗯？是啊，是啊，是没有啊。
[28:46.83]	可也没有娘娘杀娘娘的道理呀啊！我要杀她怎么着？”
[28:51.76]	“大王千岁，倘若说这个消息传将出去天下人要耻笑我大齐。
[28:58.93]	这个事儿啊，我是另有好的主意。”
[29:02.92]	“哦？你有好的主意啊？
[29:04.64]	哈哈哈哈，得这个吧？啊得这个吧？”
[29:09.63]	“大王千岁，这免费啊这个。”
[29:11.44]	“哦，你还有不要钱的时候？你说说我听听吧。”
[29:14.88]	“现在这个事是这样的，
[29:17.10]	您哪把她打入在寒宫内院，
[29:21.24]	在那儿呢每天呢难为她，
[29:23.60]	给她五十斤棉花让她纺成细线，
[29:26.40]	一天让她喝四桶凉水吃八升小米，
[29:30.22]	吃不完打四十板子纺不出线打四十板子喝不完打四十板子，
[29:35.90]	有这样啊三、五天我估计把这人就折磨死了。”
[29:40.83]	“呵，你这个主意真是高啊！
[29:44.07]	行，有一天你要是犯了错也这么对待你。
[29:48.10]	这主意不错，行传旨出去就照你说的办吧。”
[29:51.46]	“是！”传旨出去，有人过来把链子摘了
[29:55.50]	“娘娘啊，这回您不用死了。
[29:57.60]	啊这个大王千岁传旨下来把您打入寒宫冷院，
[30:01.74]	每天让您哪搓线而且让您哪喝凉水吃生小米，
[30:06.23]	哪样完不成打四十板子。”
[30:08.32]	娘娘叹了口气：“那还不如宰了我呢！”
[30:11.01]	“不成，这是圣旨这么定的，
[30:13.95]	我们不能不答应。
[30:15.15]	来吧娘娘把娘娘送到寒宫冷院。”
[30:18.79]	国母皇娘钟离无盐被困在了寒宫以内不让出来。
[30:24.80]	齐宣王气不份儿啊，
[30:27.09]	“你说说这个事儿啊，太不像话了，
[30:30.77]	我这个多好看的个娘娘西宫下院高金锭，
[30:34.90]	我哪找去多漂亮啊，长得那么好看那么白，
[30:39.44]	她说弄死就弄死了，太不像话了。”
[30:43.53]	正着急呢，皇门官进来了:：
[30:45.87]	“启禀大王千岁，出了事儿了。”
[30:48.37]	“什么事儿啊？”
[30:49.68]	“现有燕国使臣魏金英前来献宝。”
[30:54.35]	“哦，他来了，让他进来吧。”
[30:57.41]	工夫不大由皇门官带领着燕国的使臣叫魏金英由打底下来了。
[31:03.75]	就这主啊，
[31:04.61]	头戴九梁冠身穿绛紫色的蟒袍上绣蟒翻身龙探爪海水江崖，
[31:10.52]	腰塑八宝攒珠玉带，
[31:12.52]	脚底下是粉底的朝靴，
[31:14.51]	身背后背着这么大一个盒子，
[31:17.41]	不知装的是什么搁的身后边，
[31:18.31]	前边拿锦带系着，
[31:21.27]	往脸上一瞧这人长得就是奸相——这个眉毛耷拉着，
[31:25.65]	俩眼睛往里扣，
[31:27.67]	鹰勾鼻子撇着嘴，
[31:29.68]	这嘴撇的跟尿盆似的。
[31:32.03]	由打底下走上来堆金山倒玉柱纳头便拜，
[31:36.42]	“臣燕国使臣魏金英参见齐王千岁千千岁！”
[31:43.24]	“啊，你起来吧，别这么客气了。
[31:46.60]	给他搬个凳子。”
[31:48.31]	有人过来，这叫赐绣墩，
[31:52.68]	往这一坐一伸手把后边这盒子解下来，
[31:56.01]	放的地边上，齐宣王瞧着他：
[31:59.49]	“这个，你叫什么名字呀？”
[32:01.65]	“臣魏金英。”
[32:04.41]	“哦，那你姓什么来着？”
[32:06.86]	“魏。”
[32:09.70]	“你叫什么来着？”齐宣王这耳朵还不好使。
[32:13.85]	“臣魏金英。”
[32:15.61]	“哦，魏金英啊，你来干什么来了？”
[32:18.57]	“啊，奉了燕王一道赤旨前来进宝。”
[32:22.69]	“嚯！有好玩的东西呀，
[32:25.69]	打开让我瞧瞧。
[32:27.23]	孤王我就爱看这个东西。”
[32:29.57]	有人接过来把这盒打开了，
[32:31.87]	一瞧这盒子里边有一架古琴，
[32:37.45]	晶莹剔透做工非常的精细。
[32:41.17]	魏金英双手接过来了，
[32:43.27]	“大王千岁，这个琴乃是我国传国之宝，
[32:47.64]	名叫藕丝琴。
[32:51.25]	为什么叫藕丝琴哪，
[32:52.61]	那个琴弦哪是拿藕丝做的，
[32:56.32]	一吹就断藕丝琴。
[33:00.16]	此番前来进宝，
[33:02.76]	倘若大齐国有人能够抚动琴弦我燕国年年进贡岁岁称臣。
[33:10.27]	倘若说无人抚得此琴那时节
[33:13.11]	我们回得国去发动兵马要夺取大齐江山社稷！”
[33:18.47]	“哎呀我的娘呀，藕丝琴还得弄响了？
[33:24.01]	这个挺麻烦呢，啊，多长时间为限呢？”
[33:28.32]	“大王千岁，三日为限。
[33:31.47]	三日之内如果有人抚响藕丝琴我们递降书纳献表。”
[33:37.26]	“哦，行，来人哪，先把他带下去吧，
[33:41.35]	金庭馆驿让他歇着我们商量商量看怎么办这事。”
[33:45.49]	有人过来带魏金英下去了。
[33:48.75]	整个这后宫齐宣王唉声叹气带嘬牙花子：
[33:53.57]	“怎么弄这个事啊？
[33:56.38]	现如今我倒有个好主意——把这个琴烧了，
[33:59.74]	派人去把使臣杀了，燕国要问我不承认！
[34:03.88]	这是一个好办法。”
[34:07.57]	皇门官说了
[34:08.73]	“大王您别看我是太监我都认为这法挺下贱的。
[34:12.41]	知道嘛。
[34:15.34]	传将出去让外国笑话。
[34:21.28]	他帮一听咱们大齐国干这事儿，丢人哪！”
[34:24.11]	“你那不废话嘛，
[34:25.90]	我但凡有辙我能干这事么？
[34:28.50]	你怕什么？”
[34:29.75]	“不，这传扬出去这外国番邦不就知道了么。”
[34:33.55]	“不要紧的，把你也宰了不就完了么，
[34:36.15]	斩草除根，
[34:39.24]	你跟魏金英你们俩一并股这个事儿算了了。”
[34:42.19]	“啊？我跟他并股？”
[34:44.08]	“你男不男女不女的你们俩算两口子不完了不。”
[34:47.23]	“大王千岁这不像话这个。”
[34:49.22]	“我就是这么一说你这个人怎么的了这个事儿啊。
[34:52.61]	去，把那个晏丞相给我叫来让他出个主意。”
[34:58.59]	“遵旨。”转身出去。

[00:03.58]	dao de san huang wu di
[00:05.08]	gong ming xia hou shang zhou
[00:06.78]	wu ba qi xiong nao chun qiu
[00:08.20]	qing ke xing wang guo shou
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[00:12.43]	bei mang wu shu huang qiu
[00:14.42]	qian ren bo zhong hou ren shou
[00:16.82]	shuo shi mo long zheng hu dou
[00:20.88]	jie yan chang pian dan kou xiang sheng chou niang niang
[00:25.35]	zhe ge ren yao shi yi chou a
[00:29.84]	bi zhe ge jun a hai shou ren zhu yi
[00:33.15]	bu guang shou ren zhu yi
[00:35.76]	lian yao jing dou pa ta
[00:37.76]	shen gong nei yuan ye ban zi shi
[00:41.91]	" ceng leng leng" yi sheng
[00:43.44]	yan wu liao rao beng chu yi yao jing lai
[00:46.40]	zhang de zhe ge han chen na zheng ning kong bu nan kan
[00:51.88]	mei xiang dao zhe yao jing qiao zhe zhe wei wu yan niang niang dang shi jiu leng le
[00:57.97]	zhe ge yao jing de nei xin qi le yi zhong hui guo de xin tai yao xue hao!
[01:09.61]	zhuan shen jiu pao a
[01:12.77]	niang niang bu gan na
[01:15.99]	a kou kou sheng sheng ni shi yao jing zhang zhe me hao kan
[01:21.72]	bu xu ni da zhe yao jing de qi hao zai pian ren!
[01:27.96]	qian bian pao hou bian jiu zhui ba zhe yao jing xia de ya
[01:33.99]	" jiu ming a! you gui a!"
[01:39.36]	yi qian yi hou zhe liang wei zai shen gong nei yuan ke jiu pao kai le
[01:44.78]	huang gong nei yuan zhe fang zi shi bu ji qi shu
[01:48.60]	dan shuo zhao yang zheng yuan ye de bai shi lai jian fang zi
[01:52.27]	hao, chu le zhe wu jin na wu
[01:55.57]	da zhe men chu qu ben na chuang hu liang dao huo guang
[01:59.41]	zheng ge zhao yang zheng yuan lia yao jing da qi lai le
[02:04.20]	zhe tong luan na, zheng zheng zhui le da ban xiu
[02:10.45]	tian du kuai liang le meng meng liang le
[02:13.58]	zhe yao jing shi zai mei jin le
[02:16.26]	" gu dong" jiu gui xia le
[02:18.95]	" wo cuo la!
[02:21.17]	gei wo yi ge ji hui xing bu xing?
[02:30.29]	wo gai le!
[02:33.24]	wo ming tian dun zai huang gong men kou dang shang ma shi dou xing."
[02:37.68]	niang niang bu gan na
[02:39.36]	niang niang hen you zheng yi gan na
[02:41.11]	" fei da si ni bu ke!"
[02:42.62]	yao jing zhan qi lai jiu pao a
[02:45.98]	pao lai pao qu gong men yi wai you yi ge ba bao liu li jing
[02:50.11]	lai dao zhe er le yi dao huo guang" ci liu" yi xia zi
[02:53.72]	zhe yao jing jiu zuan jin qu le
[02:56.41]	niang niang zhan de zhe yi qiao" ya, ta ke pao le."
[03:00.26]	zhe ke bu xing
[03:01.88]	shang tian zhui ni ling xiao dian ru hai zhui ni shui jing gong
[03:05.46]	fo ye tou shang jin chi niao ba ni ding men san gen ling!
[03:10.14]	zan lia zhe zhang mei wan!
[03:13.36]	zheng zhun bei xia qu le
[03:16.42]	er bian xiang" deng deng deng deng" jiao bu sheng yin lai le yi da bang gong e tai jian dian qian de wu shi dou lai le
[03:23.88]	zen me ne
[03:24.96]	tian liang le
[03:26.02]	qi shi tou tian liang hao xie ren jiu zhi dao mei ren gan guo lai
[03:29.92]	zhe hui yi qiao tian ye liang le er qie lai shuo ying ying chuo chuo jue zhe zhe ge yao jing ya tiao le jing le
[03:37.22]	niang niang zhan zai jing bian zhe er lu ge bo wan xiu zi zheng da suan wang xia zou ne
[03:41.29]	hu la chao quan guo lai le
[03:42.59]	lan zhe dian:" niang niang, niang niang, qiong yao jing mo zhui ya."
[03:48.85]	" ni zen me zhi dao ta mei qian?"
[03:53.06]	" bu shi, bu shi na ge ci er a
[03:54.55]	yuan lai zhe ge ci er jiao qiong kou mo zhui xian ru jin huan le yao jing le
[03:59.12]	sha yao jing bu guo tou dian di yu guo di pi shi
[04:03.96]	niang niang nin gei ta liu yi ge ji hui ba a?"
[04:06.69]	" bu cheng!
[04:07.50]	wo de xia qu
[04:08.51]	wo yao qiao qiao ta dao di ya ta shi shen me bian de
[04:11.56]	kan kan ta you jia da ren mei you!
[04:13.21]	wo de zhao ta qu!"
[04:15.68]	zhe er shuo zhe ne
[04:16.93]	er bian xiang ting de jiao bu sheng yin
[04:18.85]	wen wu qun chen cu yong zhe zhe wei qi xuan wang lai le
[04:23.19]	qi xuan wang a
[04:24.69]	gang gang zheng yan
[04:25.90]	you tai jian lai bao, shuo
[04:27.49]	" qi bing dai wang qian sui
[04:29.04]	zhao yang zheng yuan chu liao shi er le guo mu yu jian yao jing le."
[04:35.00]	qi xuan wang" ceng" jiu qi lai le
[04:35.65]	" tai hao le, zhe hua shi zhen de me? bie pian wo a."
[04:39.65]	" zhen peng jian le."
[04:41.76]	" yao jing ba ta chi le me?"
[04:43.54]	" gou qiang, kan zhe yi si ta neng ba yao jing chi le."
[04:48.06]	" ai ya wo de niang
[04:48.67]	zou a zan men gan jin qu kan kan gei yao jing jia ba jin r qu."
[04:57.46]	lai dao zhe er yi qiao a
[04:58.96]	niang niang zheng zhun bei xia jing ne
[05:02.18]	qi xuan wang hen gao xing a
[05:03.80]	" rang ta xia
[05:04.45]	kuai kuai kuai ni ni xia jing
[05:07.83]	ni bu shi yao zhua yao jing me?"
[05:09.31]	" dui a, dai wang qian sui, a wo da suan xia jing."
[05:12.57]	" hao a, ni xia a, kuai dian xia a."
[05:15.41]	" xia bu qu a. ni kan zhe jing kou hai mei wo yao cu ni."
[05:19.73]	" zhe bu yao le qin ming me, wo wang li tui ni xing me?"
[05:23.39]	" dai wang, ni zhe shen me yi si?"
[05:24.84]	" wo zhe shi bang ni, wo bang ni zuo hao shi
[05:27.90]	ni xia qu kan kan yao jing shi zen me yi hui shi a."
[05:29.97]	" hao, wo xia qu ke yi
[05:32.59]	wo tan yi tan yao jing dao di shi shen me bian de
[05:35.48]	wei le wo da qi guo jiang shan she ji wo jin tian xia jing zhuo yao
[05:40.99]	ke you yi jie
[05:41.44]	dai wang qian sui
[05:42.53]	ni yao ying yun wo zhe san jian shi."
[05:45.54]	" hao, ni shuo
[05:46.49]	zhi yao ni xia qu yi wan jian dou xing
[05:48.10]	ni shuo ba."
[05:49.88]	" di yi, wo yao ni le xia de long quan bao jian, wo yao ta lai hu shen."
[05:56.02]	" hao, gei ni. she le, bu yao le
[06:02.73]	di er jian shi ne?"
[06:05.29]	" di er jian shi qing, wo yao ni zai jing kou zhe er deng zhe wo,
[06:09.09]	ni deng wo san tian ke yi ma?"
[06:12.93]	" mei wen ti!
[06:14.19]	wu shi tian yi nian wo dou neng deng. ni xia qu ba."
[06:19.24]	" zhe di san jian shi qing wo ru guo san tian hou yao shi bu hui lai
[06:24.62]	ni ba jing kou tian si mian de yao jing chu lai hai ren."
[06:29.60]	" tai hao le! tai hao le! wo yi ding tian si sheng de ni chu lai hai ren."
[06:34.64]	" a?"
[06:35.43]	" bu shuo cuo le shuo cuo le, sheng de yao jing hai ren."
[06:38.92]	" hao, lie wei wen wu da ren,
[06:42.32]	tang ruo shuo you ge yi cha er cuo hui bu lai,
[06:45.13]	mei bie de,
[06:46.03]	wang ni deng da jia chi dan zhong xin fu bao wo da qi she ji.
[06:50.46]	wen wu qun chen zhen you zhe yan wo qian de,
[06:53.09]	yan lei du xia lai le:" niang niang a, nin duo bao zhong a."
[06:56.76]	xuan wang zhi bai shou
[06:57.62]	" ni shuo zhe ge gan shen me,
[06:57.96]	shuo zhe ge gei ni ba,
[07:00.40]	tian bu zao le, kuai qu ba.
[07:02.32]	zhu ni cheng gong, kuai dian ba."
[07:05.94]	niang niang zhan qi shen lai lai dao jing kou zhe er,
[07:08.40]	shi jin de wang xia ceng.
[07:09.72]	niang niang tai pang le bi jing kou dou pang,
[07:11.65]	ceng le ban tian" gu lu" yi xia zi ren jiu xia qu le.
[07:14.70]	ba xuan wang le de" ai you wo de niang ai,
[07:17.52]	ba jing kou gai shang kuai dian!
[07:20.22]	zai deng ta hui lai kuai dian!"
[07:21.97]	wen wu qun chen shuo" zhe na xing a, dai wang qian sui bu shuo hao le san tian"
[07:25.31]	" wo deng bu liao le wo zhe. gan jin! gan jin!"
[07:28.28]	you ren guo lai nong guo ji kuai qing shi ban qi chi ka cha ba jing kou gai shang,
[07:32.09]	you nong le hen duo tu ba zhe kuai dui hao le shang bian you zhong le ji ke hua jiao shu,
[07:36.89]	ju shuo hua jiao shi bi xie de,
[07:39.21]	dou nong hao le xuan wang ta shi le.
[07:41.04]	" ai ya a, an de niang,
[07:42.91]	liang shi wei ren a.
[07:45.40]	wo shi you huo shang lai le,
[07:46.47]	zou ba,
[07:47.77]	zhong wu gen chu zi shuo nong dian mian tiao zan men qing zhu yi xia ba."
[07:51.73]	qi xuan wang zou le.
[07:53.19]	zai shuo zhe wei wu yan niang niang,
[07:54.97]	shun zhe jing kou wang xia zou kai shi a zhe ge dao er hen zhai,
[07:58.53]	zou zhe zou zhe shi yue zou yue kuan yue zou yue kuan,
[08:02.30]	zai wang qian shi ping tan da dao.
[08:04.83]	" huo, zhe shi shen me di fang ne?"
[08:07.40]	meng ran jian qiao jian qian bian you yi tuan huo guang niang niang le le,
[08:12.12]	beng wen na,
[08:13.28]	zhe jiu shi na yao jing na.
[08:14.97]	" hai! da dan yao nie, na li zou!"
[08:19.49]	wang qian zhui.
[08:21.24]	qian bian zhe huo guang a,
[08:22.51]	zhen shi zhe yao jing,
[08:23.89]	zhe yao jing yi hui tou
[08:24.87]	" a, ni you wan mei wan na ni!"
[08:28.68]	" nuo nuo nuo" wang qian jiu pao a
[08:31.03]	jiu qiao yi tuan huo guang dou qiao bu jian shen ying le,
[08:34.24]	huo guang li bian yin yin yue yue chuan chu lai chou qi de sheng yin.
[08:38.38]	yao jing yi bian ku yi bian pao a" na you tian li ya?!"
[08:44.16]	wang qian zou niang niang hou bian zhui,
[08:47.51]	an xian zai zhong dian shuo pao le you ban ge lai xiao shi ba meng ran jian qian bian,
[08:51.55]	huo, yue lai yue kuan chang
[08:54.98]	you yi kuai ping tan zhi di liang pang bian na zhong de ge zhong de shu,
[08:59.32]	shen me dou you,
[09:00.17]	sang liu yu huai a,
[09:01.19]	a! er qie qian bian you yi suo da zhai yuan,
[09:03.89]	men fen zuo you,
[09:06.20]	zhe gu zi hong guang" wu" jin qu le.
[09:09.23]	niang niang yi qiao,
[09:10.34]	hei beng wen le,
[09:11.14]	zhe ge yao jing na zhe shi ta men jia,
[09:13.84]	wo de jin qu,
[09:14.81]	bu guan shi da yao jing xiao yao jing hua yao jing ma zi yao jing ge shi ge yang de
[09:18.89]	jin tian dao wo shou li shui ye hao bu liao,
[09:20.73]	ba ni men dou tao chu lai!
[09:22.85]	mai bu gang yao jin qu,
[09:24.54]	you da li bian jin guang hu ti chu lai yi bang ren.
[09:28.14]	wei shou you yi wei lao dao gu,
[09:29.98]	lian shang zhou wen dui lei,
[09:32.39]	tou fa xue bai yi gen bu luan shu de zheng zheng qi qi,
[09:35.78]	lian shang hen ci xiang,
[09:37.68]	chuan zhe yi shen dao zhuang shou li na zhe yi gen fu chen.
[09:39.19]	na shou yi zhi ta:" hai zi, ni lai la?"
[09:44.00]	" a, ni shi yao jing shen me ren?"
[09:48.57]	" hai, gu niang,
[09:50.29]	ni bu ren shi wo a?
[09:52.07]	ha ha ha ha,
[09:53.94]	lai lai lai jin lai jin lai."
[09:55.74]	yi shen shou" peng" ba niang niang shou zhua zhu le.
[09:58.95]	an zhao niang niang zhe pi qi jiu gai yi bo leng ta,
[10:01.86]	mei xiang dao yi tai shou mei tai dong,
[10:04.25]	yi zuo mo mei you ren jia jin da,
[10:06.15]	gen zhe jin qu ba.
[10:06.96]	mai bu lai dao li bian,
[10:07.97]	yi qiao li bian a,
[10:08.90]	huo, hao ji ge gu niang liang bian zhan de.
[10:14.67]	you qi cha de dao shui de xue shui guo de bao ju zi de gan ma de dou you.
[10:15.87]	" zuo zhe er zuo zhe er zuo zhe er."
[10:17.05]	lao tai tai zuo zai zhe bian wu yan niang niang zuo zai na bian.
[10:19.37]	" hai, gan ma de ni shi, ni yao jing shen me ren na?"
[10:22.53]	" ai, sha hai zi, ni bu ren shi wo a?
[10:25.43]	wo gen ni shuo a, wo shi li shan lao mu, wo shi shen xian."
[10:32.46]	" a, shen xian? mei qiao chu lai ya, zen me zhu zhe me yin bi de di fang?
[10:40.54]	ni zhe shen xian bu neng jian ren shi zen me zhao."
[10:41.92]	" sha hai zi, ni ya bu shi zhong li chun na.
[10:46.33]	ni ba shang bei zi shi er ni quan wang le.
[10:48.65]	ni shi yu huang da di de liu gu niang a,
[10:51.71]	xiang dang chu shi ru ci zhe me ban zhe me ban ru ci
[10:54.57]	ni cai da xia fan chen yao zheng jiu li min bai xing a."
[10:58.75]	" shi a, wo zen me xiang bu qi lai le?"
[11:01.88]	" dui a, ni zhe yi xia fan zhe nao zi jiu ning zhu le,
[11:05.35]	bu yao jin de yi hou man man man man ni quan neng ming bai.
[11:08.69]	ni gang cai bu shi zhao yi yao jing me? wo gen ni shuo a,
[11:11.03]	na ge bu shi yao jing, na shi han hai qi lin.
[11:14.04]	yin wei fan le cuo le da zai zhe er,
[11:16.56]	shi ji shang shi deng zhe ni,
[11:18.41]	ni yi hou yao bao da qi de tian xia mei you zuo qi bu xing,
[11:20.76]	han hai qi lin bian cheng yi pi ma rang ni qi zhe.
[11:24.15]	lai ya, ba ta qian jin lai."
[11:25.81]	you gu niang chu qu ba zhe ma qian jin lai.
[11:29.08]	yi qiao zhe ma,
[11:29.67]	tou zhi wei gou zhang er,
[11:30.73]	ti zhi bei ba chi wu,
[11:32.24]	nao gua ding you yi zuo mao zhe mao ning zhe wang shang zhang zhe jiao tou shang zhang jiao,
[11:36.48]	du zi di xia zhe mao a
[11:37.91]	ning zhe cheng yi pian yi pian de gen lin shi de zhe jiao le xia sheng lin,
[11:42.65]	er qie zhe jiao di xia zhe ti zi gen niu yi yang si ge ti zi fen ba ban,
[11:46.73]	bu xiang ma shi de,
[11:48.40]	zhe zui a lie kai le zhang li bian shang xia jiao cuo si ge da liao ya bao ma liang ju.
[11:53.88]	" yi hou ni jiu qi zhe ta,
[11:55.73]	ta tuo zhe ni zhuan zhan nan bei fu bao da qi de tian xia.
[11:59.67]	zhe hai you yi tao huang jin de kai jia ye shi gei ni yu bei de,
[12:02.70]	lai ya, tai guo zhe kou san qi ding qi dao."
[12:07.20]	you ren ba dao tai chu lai le,
[12:09.07]	" zhe kou da dao yi hou jiu shi ni de chen shou de bing ren.
[12:11.41]	kua xia ma zhang zhong dao chuan hao zhe shen huang jin kai jia fu bao da qi,
[12:15.56]	ting jian le ma?"
[12:16.87]	" ting jian le, na wo xie xie nin ba."
[12:18.81]	" bie ke qi, ni yao hui qu cong zhe er ke zou bu liao le."
[12:21.81]	" wei shi me ne?"
[12:23.55]	" ni xia lai qi xuan wang ba jing kou tian shang le,
[12:27.46]	ni ya de cong zhe bian zou.
[12:29.25]	zan men zhe hai you yi tang dao,
[12:31.04]	cong zhe chu qu zhuan guo lia wan,
[12:32.81]	han hai qi lin ren shi dao,
[12:34.50]	ta neng dai zhe ni qu dao huang gong nei yuan zhao qi xuan wang."
[12:38.40]	" hao lei!"
[12:40.30]	yi shen shou xian ba na huang jin kai jia na guo lai cong tou dao xia chuan hao le.
[12:44.04]	huo, yue fa de jing shen, jiu shi zhe lian shang hao kan bu liao.
[12:48.80]	shou li zuan zhe zhe kou ding qi dao fan shen shang le han hai qi lin,
[12:52.50]	you xian tong yin lu shun zhe li bian chu lai yi qiao a,
[12:56.14]	huang gong nei yuan de wai qiang.
[12:58.25]	zhuan le liang quan zhuan hui lai huan zhen pao dao ba bao liu li jing kan,
[13:01.98]	yi qiao a, dang shi qi huai le.
[13:03.86]	zen me ne
[13:05.13]	jing kou shang bian you shi tou you tu you hua jiao shu
[13:08.20]	bu you de san shi shen bao tiao bu ling hao qi teng kong liang tai yang mao huo qi qiao sheng yan,
[13:13.33]	niang niang gai le ba huo guan le.
[13:15.60]	" a! wo gang xia qu ni jiu ba jing kou tian si!
[13:18.07]	zhen zhen qi ren tai shen!
[13:19.77]	zha zha zha zha wa ya ya ya!"
[13:22.04]	liang tui yi shi jin han hai qi lin shuo:
[13:23.93]	" nin de qing dian, zhe shou bu liao.
[13:27.05]	liang jun zhen qian hai xing, nin zhe mei shi jiu zhe yang wo ke shou bu liao."
[13:30.07]	" bie shuo hua rang ren ting jian a wo gao su ni.
[13:32.38]	wo yao shuo ni shi yuan lai na yao jing ta men da huo de duo le ni zhi dao ma,
[13:34.61]	bie shuo hua."
[13:35.77]	qi zhe han hai qi lin gan ben wu chao men.
[13:39.38]	yin an dian shang ji xuan wang zheng gao xing ne:
[13:42.12]	" ai ya ni kan, jin tian shi yi ge pu tian tong qing de ri zi,
[13:45.64]	shi yi ge hao ri zi,
[13:47.34]	cong ming nian kai shi a jin tian jiu suan guo qing jie le,
[13:51.89]	er qie cong ming nian kai shi jin tian jiu suan gua ren wo de sheng ri le,
[13:55.56]	wo you huo le yi ci, wo zhen shi hen gao xing a."
[13:59.17]	zheng shuo zhe you da di xia" deng deng deng deng deng" huang men guan lai le" wan sui, da shi bu hao."
[14:04.90]	" shen me shi a? shen me shi dou ya bu dao wo,
[14:07.30]	xian ru jin wo zhe ge xin fu da huan qu diao le,
[14:10.21]	gu wang wo xian zai shi you hui fu le zi you shen,
[14:13.29]	shen me shi wo ye bu hai pa zhi dao bu?
[14:16.78]	ni gao su wo shen me shi ba?"
[14:17.85]	" niang niang lai le."
[14:19.01]	" ai ya wo de niang a, ni kan cuo le ba, ni kan cuo le."
[14:24.41]	" mei cuo, jiu shi ta.
[14:25.94]	zhe hui lai huan bu yi yang le,
[14:27.36]	cong shang dao xia jin kui jin jia shou na de san ping ding qi dao,
[14:30.89]	nin qiao qiao zen me ban na?"
[14:33.31]	" ya, zen me zhao quan fu wu zhuang le?
[14:36.13]	ai ya wo de niang ya,
[14:37.08]	ta kong zhuo shou wo dou da bu guo ta,
[14:38.94]	ta na le dao zen me ban a zhe ge shi nao de."
[14:41.19]	" zhe zen me ban ne?
[14:42.40]	ai dai wang nin bu ru zhao yan ying yan cheng xiang gei nin chu yi zhu yi."
[14:46.30]	" , hao."
[14:47.92]	wen ban zhong yan cheng xiang chu lai le," dai wang zhe ge shi wo guan bu liao."
[14:51.78]	" ni zen me guan bu liao ne?"
[14:54.10]	" nin tian jing kou de shi hou wo ke bu zai,
[14:57.11]	wo yao zai wo de lan zhe nin,
[14:58.22]	mei you zhe me ban shi de, yan er wu xin ne!
[15:00.99]	xian ru jin niang niang lai le, tian ta di xian duo da shi de nin zi ji kang."
[15:05.55]	" dui! wo zi ji kang, ni hai bie xiang zhe wo, zhi dao bu?
[15:11.09]	tian ta di xian wo zi ji kang!
[15:13.40]	wo bu pa zhe ge, wo yao zuo tai shan ding shang yi qing song ni zhi dao bu?
[15:17.96]	wo shi xiang kang, wo ta niang de kang de zhu me?
[15:22.33]	ni shuo ba ni ti tiao jian ba, zen me zhao ni neng bang zhe wo."
[15:25.39]	" dai wang qian sui, nin shi jun wang wo shi chen zi, chen zi qi neng yao xie jun wang?
[15:30.26]	bu guo ci shi yao cheng"
[15:35.38]	" san tiao?
[15:36.72]	wo zhi dao le, ta xia jing de shi hou gen wo shuo le san tiao,
[15:39.85]	o wo ming bai le, ni you san tiao ji ce neng dui ta zhe san tiao shi bu shi?"
[15:45.90]	" wo yao san qian liang huang jin."
[15:47.30]	" ya ai ya ni tai wan e le ni ya! gua ren you nan ni bu bang zhu wo."
[15:55.33]	" mei ban fa, dai wang qian sui nin zhe shi de san qian liang huang jin cai neng le."
[16:00.08]	" ni zhe ni zhe bu shi nan wei wo me."
[16:02.43]	qi xuan wang zui cai mi zhi dao ma,
[16:04.43]	ping shi zi ji ri chang sheng huo gei zi ji dou ding hao le,
[16:07.10]	mei tian chi fan bu xu chao guo duo shao cai mi fan bu xu chao guo duo shao li,
[16:10.58]	na chu zi dou kuai lei si le." yao san qian liang?"
[16:13.81]	" yao bu ran guan bu liao."
[16:15.12]	" xing, gua ren wo da ying ni, ni shuo ba."
[16:16.91]	" na hao, nin ba niang niang qing shang dian lai yi qie dou you wo ne."
[16:21.38]	" hao! you qing niang niang."
[16:23.27]	hua yin gang luo,
[16:24.29]	zai qiao niang niang qi zhe han hai qi lin
[16:26.86]	you da di xia" hua la hua la hua la" zhi shang yin an dian,
[16:29.59]	xuan wang yi qiao
[16:30.98]	" wan le wan le, ta na zhe li dang le pao ma chang le zhe shi,
[16:33.78]	yi dian dou bu zun jing wo a ai ya.
[16:36.99]	wo shuo niang niang ni hui lai le? ni zen me zhe hui er cai hui lai?"
[16:42.71]	" dai! hun wang a, yan er wu xin ni na li hai you zhe fu qi de qing fen na?"
[16:48.82]	" ni bie yuan wang wo, yan cheng xiang zhe ge ."
[16:54.56]	" a?"
[16:55.37]	" ." zen me ne, wo hua qian le, ni shuo ba.
[16:57.52]	cheng xiang guo lai le
[16:58.45]	" niang niang a, shi zhe me hui shi, ni ne ye bie man yuan dai wang qian sui,
[17:03.79]	nin ru jing zhi hou neng dai wang qian sui ne
[17:06.29]	que shi shi pa zai jing bian shi lian sheng de tong ku,
[17:08.75]	hou lai ya zhe ge dong kou ya wang shang zhi mao hei yan.
[17:12.07]	wo men kong pa yao guai chu lai shang dao dai wang qian sui
[17:15.16]	mei ban fa cai ba jing kou yan shang de,
[17:17.64]	dao xian zai dai wang xin li bian hai bu shi zi wei ne.
[17:20.30]	qiao, dai wang hai ku zhe ne."
[17:22.15]	" a, dui! ku zhe ne. ai ya wo zhe xin li bu shao zi wei a!"
[17:25.47]	" o, shi zhen de me?"
[17:28.99]	cheng xiang chong ta ji le ji yan
[17:31.21]	" o xing! ni yao chong wo ji yan wo jiu ting jian le."
[17:35.50]	zhe zen me shuo chu lai le zhe ge.
[17:37.47]	" ji ran ru ci zhe ge shi ji wang bu jiu,
[17:41.46]	wo shuo dai wang qian sui a,
[17:43.34]	xian ru jin ni wo er ren yi ran cheng qin,
[17:46.18]	zuo wan, ni ke mei qu zhao yang zheng yuan.
[17:48.95]	xiao fei wo yi hui er hui qu xie xia wo huang jin kai jia shu zhuang da ban,
[17:54.21]	wo yao hua yi hua zhuang mo yi mo yan miao yi miao zui,
[17:57.26]	wo jiu zai zhao yang zheng yuan deng zhe nin lai zan men yao long feng cheng xiang."
[18:03.68]	zhuan shen jiu zou," deng deng deng deng deng" xia le yin an dian.
[18:08.15]	wen wu qun chen guo lai:" dai wang! dai wang! dai wang dai wang"
[18:15.41]	ban tian de gong fu:
[18:18.02]	" ai ya wo de qin niang ya, ai ya, ni men shui zai le wo ya,
[18:22.92]	ni men jiu le wo jiu de le.
[18:25.18]	hai you bie de ban fa ma? yan cheng xiang yan cheng xiang?"
[18:28.97]	" dai wang qian sui a."
[18:30.21]	" wo wen ni, zhe ge shi er zen me ban?"
[18:31.74]	" zhe shi"
[18:33.01]	" ya zhe me xie ge! bu shi gei le yi ge zhe ge le ma?"
[18:39.10]	" zhe ge shi gang cai na shi, zhe ge shi zhe hui zhe shi."
[18:42.35]	" tai gui le zhe ge. ni"
[18:44.33]	" na mei ban fa le."
[18:46.16]	" ni ni xing! yi hui er yi kuai ling ba!
[18:49.63]	yi gong jiu shi qi ge le shi ba?
[18:51.59]	gua ren wo yan er you xin
[18:53.04]	yan cheng xiang ni shuo ba zhe ge shi er zen me ban ne."
[18:55.79]	" o, zhe shi zhe yang, nin na san chao zhi hou bie qu zhao yang zheng yuan,
[19:01.92]	qu xi gong xia yuan, xi gong gao niang niang you hao zhu yi gei nin chu."
[19:08.44]	" ya, ni zen me zhi dao de?"
[19:11.48]	" wei chen wo neng qia hui suan na."
[19:13.58]	" o, gao niang niang neng gei wo chu zhu yi, hao!
[19:17.21]	na ni kan ni zhe ge si qian shi bu shi jiu gei ta le?"
[19:19.53]	" bu zhe bu cheng, zhe shi wo gao su nin de.
[19:22.16]	yao bu ran yi hou nin you shi wo ke bu guan nin."
[19:24.83]	" bie jie, yi hou wo you shi hai de qiu zhe ni ne.
[19:27.66]	xing, lai a bai jia."
[19:30.31]	da xiao tai jian wei zhe lai zai le xi gong,
[19:33.93]	yi qiao xi gong niang niang gao jin ding zhe er deng zhe ne.
[19:37.19]	a dao chi de zhe piao liang ya,
[19:39.70]	jin nian gang gang shi jiu sui,
[19:41.43]	zhang de mei you zhe me hao kan de, lian zhe bai ya tai bai le!
[19:44.66]	yi qiao niang niang zhe hao kan mei shao yan jiao shuo bu jin zhe wan zhong de feng qing
[19:50.93]	yi zou qi lai na zhe liang bu feng bai he ye yu run ba jiao!
[19:55.03]	niao niao ting ting lai zai wai bian ying jie dai wang qian sui
[19:58.63]	qi xuan wang kan zhe jiu le:
[20:00.44]	" zhang de duo hao kan ne,
[20:02.28]	na xiao lian dan zhang de gen hui dou fu shi de,
[20:05.54]	ni kan na zui ba zi gen liu dou fu shi de,
[20:07.65]	na ge nao men gen dong dou fu shi de."
[20:09.60]	huang shang ye mei chi guo bie de, jiu ren dou fu.
[20:12.77]	lai de li bian wang zhe yi zuo jiu cai qi bei le,
[20:16.18]	niang niang gao jin ding na guo bei lai dao hao le jiu:
[20:18.95]	" dai wang qian sui, nin he yi bei ba."
[20:21.44]	" ai, wo he shen me he.
[20:22.98]	wo zhe ge xin li bu shi zi wei.
[20:25.03]	wo shuo ai fei ya, you mei you hao zhu yi gei wo chu chu?"
[20:28.71]	" o, nin zen me le?"
[20:30.69]	" zen me le, ni hai bu zhi dao me?
[20:32.40]	wo zhe bu shi you gei ni qu le yi ge huang jie me,
[20:35.83]	zheng gong niang niang zhang de gen yao jing shi de.
[20:38.10]	xian ru jin ta zai zhao yang zheng yuan deng zhe wo ne,
[20:40.95]	rang wo gen ta ru dong fang qu, ni you ban fa mei you a?"
[20:44.85]	" you, dai wang qian sui nin xi huan ta bu xi huan ta?"
[20:49.48]	" wo neng xi huan ta me wo! duo han chen, wo bu neng yao ta a."
[20:53.34]	" nin yao bu yao ta jiu ba ta qu le ba."
[20:57.03]	" qu le? zen me qu?"
[20:59.78]	" nin she de she bu de?"
[21:02.18]	" wo she de! na you shen me she bu de!
[21:04.55]	wo qiu zhi bu de ya! ni you zhe ge ban fa me?"
[21:08.23]	" wo gen nin shuo a, wo you yi ba jiu qu wai ba zhuan xin hu,
[21:14.27]	zhe ba hu li bian neng tong shi zhuang liang zhong jiu,
[21:17.93]	hu ba shang you yi kai guan,
[21:19.45]	yi an kai guan zhe bian dao de jiu shi hao jiu,
[21:22.83]	zai yi an zhe bian dao de jiu shi du jiu."
[21:24.43]	" a, ni hai you zhe ge gao ke ji de dong xi ne?
[21:28.72]	ai zhe hao a zhe ge, ni da suan zen me zhao ne?"
[21:31.98]	" wo shang na er qu jian jian ta qu,
[21:33.74]	bu guan zen me shuo niang niang lai le wo hai mei qiao jian ta ne.
[21:36.74]	wo gen ta yi kuai he jiu na du jiu ba ta yao si,
[21:39.67]	zhe shi bu jiu wan le me."
[21:42.11]	" zhe ge zhu yi shi zai shi tai hao le,
[21:44.36]	wo shun bian wen yi ju ni ba zhe ge hu dai jin gong lai zhe shi gan shen me yong de zhe shi?"
[21:49.72]	" o, zhe ye mei bie de, zhe shi wo ba ba gei wo de pei jia."
[21:52.49]	" wo de qin niang ya, ren ren dou de fang a, tai wei xian le!
[21:57.34]	na ni qu ba,
[21:58.44]	ni yao shi neng ba ta mie le mei you bie de,
[22:00.35]	zheng gong guo mu jiu shi ni de le."
[22:02.77]	" wo zun zhi."
[22:04.34]	zhan qi shen lai fen fu gong e tai jian zhun bei le yi zhuo shang deng de jiu xi
[22:08.42]	you zai zhe ba zhuan xin hu li bian zhun bei hao liang zhong jiu ci bie le qi xuan wang gan ben zhao yang zheng yuan.
[22:16.11]	zhao yang zheng yuan li bian a,
[22:19.05]	zhe wei wu yan niang niang yi jing hua hao zhuang le,
[22:20.47]	lian shang mo le si jin fen gen zan ni zi shi de,
[22:24.41]	mo wan lian bi zi dou kan bu jian le zhe jiu lia hei ku long,
[22:27.88]	miao mei da bin mo de sai hong hua de kou hong,
[22:35.33]	dou hua wan le zi ge er na guo jing zi lai:
[22:37.02]	" ye bie guai ta hai pa, wo zi ge er dou shen de huang."
[22:42.31]	xi le ba, da shui you dou xi le.
[22:44.78]	xi wan zuo zhe er deng zhe" zen me hai bu lai, zen me hui shi? wo zhe er deng zhe hai bu lai."
[22:50.82]	zheng shuo zhe,
[22:51.90]	da tai jian jin lai le:
[22:52.79]	" xi gong niang niang gao jin ding gei nin zhe er xian jiu lai le."
[22:55.94]	" hao rang ta jin lai ba."
[22:57.50]	you da wai bian jin lai jiu zhe liang bu zou,
[22:59.35]	a! niang niang tan le kou qi,
[23:03.10]	" ni qiao ren jia zhe liang bu zou niao niao ting ting de,
[23:06.66]	na xiao yao sui yao bai kua,
[23:08.86]	ni kan wo zhe liang bu zou gen gou xiong shi de, jin lai ba."
[23:11.00]	lai dao zhe er
[23:13.15]	" pu tong" gui xia le:" wo zhe er can jian huang jie."
[23:15.80]	" o, ni jiao shen me ya?"
[23:17.30]	" wo jiao jin ding."
[23:18.92]	" ni kan ren jia duo hui qi ming zi,
[23:20.71]	yao bu huang shang xi huan ni ne, jiao jin ding.
[23:23.14]	wo yao jiao ge tie pi gu ye xing a
[23:25.57]	qi lai ba, ni gan ma lai le?"
[23:28.01]	" you, wo zhe er gen nin he jiu lai le, hai mei qiao jian nin le."
[23:30.69]	" zuo xia ba" fen bin zhu luo le zuo, jiu cai bai shang ba zhe hu ge hao le:
[23:34.93]	" wo gen nin he yi bei ba."
[23:38.52]	" hao! ni gen wo he yi bei? hao! dao jiu lai!"
[23:43.87]	shuo yi sheng zhe ge,
[23:45.03]	zai qiao xi gong niang niang lian shang han" hua" jiu xia lai le.
[23:47.92]	tai wei xian le, xin shuo ta yao ren bu yao ren a?
[23:52.41]	tai shen de huang.
[23:53.80]	shou li yi duo suo lian shang bian yan bian se.
[23:57.49]	bie kan zhong li chun zhang de han chen xin yan er ta ming bai
[24:00.70]	" ai, ta zen me zhi duo suo ya?"
[24:02.92]	" hai! zen me hui shi ni!"
[24:04.91]	" ai ya ya, mei shi."
[24:06.43]	" mei shi ni duo suo shen me!"
[24:08.10]	" mei mei duo suo shen me"
[24:10.12]	" shou li na de shen me?"
[24:11.32]	" na de na de jiu a."
[24:12.60]	" shi du jiu ma?"
[24:13.76]	" shi." ai, shuo chu lai le.
[24:16.60]	yi shuo chu shi du jiu,
[24:18.52]	wu yan niang niang ke jiu huo le,
[24:19.82]	zhan shen lun zhe ba zhang" pa!"
[24:23.93]	" ai? nao dai ne?"
[24:26.70]	yi qiao gen shang bian le" huo? li qi tai da dian le,
[24:30.67]	si le? si le ye bu rao ni!"
[24:33.25]	yi jiao cai de zhe bian na zhe shou a
[24:35.50]	yi la jiao bo zi,
[24:36.51]	ge de jian bang yi chang jin
[24:37.47]	" ka cha" yi xia zi ba ren leng si le.
[24:40.56]	cai zhu da kua ning jiao bo zi
[24:41.95]	" ka cha" ba ta da kua xie xia lai le,
[24:44.49]	kang zhe da tui wang wai jiu zou,
[24:46.98]	zhao qi xuan wang suan zhang qu.
[24:48.92]	kang zhe tui yi chu gong men,
[24:49.86]	wen wu tai jian hai wen ne,
[24:51.66]	" niang niang mai rou qu le?" zen me ne, gen kang zhe ban shan zhu shi de.
[24:56.86]	" deng deng deng deng deng" lai dao hou gong zhao qi xuan wang.
[25:00.26]	xuan wang zi ge er zhe zheng zuo zhe ne,
[25:02.25]	xin shuo wo de ting ge xin er a,
[25:03.57]	xi gong niang niang dao di shi you pu mei pu a,
[25:05.66]	zhe shi dao di cheng de le cheng bu liao a?
[25:07.84]	zheng zuo mo zhe ne,
[25:08.77]	you da wai mian" deng deng deng deng deng deng" wu yan niang niang lai le
[25:11.65]	" pa!" shou li zhe tiao tui wang zhe yi ge,
[25:14.74]	qi xuan wang yi qiao:
[25:16.06]	" zhe shi shen me wan yi a? ni mai rou le? ni da suan gan shen me ya?"
[25:22.40]	" gan shen me? hai! qi xuan wang! tian pi!"
[25:26.77]	" wo jiao tian pi jiang."
[25:28.66]	" wo lan de shuo na zi, wo wen ni ni an de shen me xin?"
[25:32.92]	" a? wo an de shen me xin? zen me de le?"
[25:35.30]	" zen me de le, ni da fa xi gong xia yuan gao jin ding
[25:38.83]	shuo zhe shi gei wo jing jiu shi ji shang li bian shi du jiu! wo ba ta zai le!"
[25:43.09]	" ai ya wo de niang ya! ni shuo zai jiu zai yi ge!"
[25:46.99]	" man shuo shi zhe ge, yao jing you zen me yang, wo gao su ni jin tian zhe shi zan lia mei wan!"
[25:51.68]	" a, ni mei wan wo hai mei wan ne!
[25:55.44]	a ni shuo zai jiu zai a?
[25:58.17]	zhe shi gua ren wo de niang niang, lai a, ba ta bang shang!
[26:02.15]	tui chu qu sha le!"
[26:04.46]	liang pang bian dian qian wu shi" hua leng leng" wang qian zou zhan de zhe er chong niang niang le.
[26:14.02]	wu yan niang niang tan le kou qi,
[26:16.36]	zi ji ya shi yi ge cu ren bu hui shuo shi mo hua,
[26:19.50]	ke dao zhe hui er zhe xin li bu shi zi wei,
[26:21.99]	yi er zai zai er san zuo shi shi zai shi tai guo fen le,
[26:26.06]	gen zhe yang de ren guo ri zi ye bu hui you shen me xing fu,
[26:29.50]	ke tan zi ji gui wei yi guo de huang niang a,
[26:32.45]	xian ru jin luo le yi ge zhe ge xia chang.
[26:34.45]	yao shuo xian ru jin da zhe da chu qu shui ye lan bu zhu zi ji,
[26:38.01]	ke shi hui jia zhi hou a jue zhe geng mei yi si,
[26:41.51]	de le, si le jiu si le ba.
[26:43.76]	na shou yi zhi dian qian wu shi:" ni men na zhe tie lian zi shi da suan gan ma ya?"
[26:49.78]	" mei shi."
[26:57.21]	" bie hai pa, jian qi lai."
[26:59.59]	" bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu"
[27:02.84]	" na guo lai, ba wo kun shang."
[27:05.27]	" niang niang nin jing nao zhe wan er nin."
[27:10.21]	" bie pa, ci nai guo jia de wang fa wo ren tou le, lai ba!"
[27:14.72]	" niang niang nin shuo zhe zhen de? nin deng zhe a."
[27:17.75]	jian qi lai le di gei pang bian zhe ge" lai ni lai, shang, zou zou!"
[27:23.04]	" zen me wo qu?"
[27:24.15]	" fei hua, wo shi tou er! kuai qu. niang niang nin ji zhe dian, ta nong de."
[27:29.27]	wu shi guo lai" hua leng ga beng" ba niang niang suo shang
[27:32.33]	" niang niang, nin gao sheng yi bu ba, zan you shi wai bian shuo ba."
[27:36.42]	niang niang tan le kou qi:
[27:37.88]	" ai!" zi ji jin gong gen huang shang da suan guo ri zi wu fei shi yi chang meng,
[27:43.15]	jin tian dao zhe er ye mei yi si le
[27:45.37]	" ba le, si le jiu si le ba! hai!"
[27:48.34]	yi duo jiao you sui yi kuai zhuan. zhuan shen chu qu zhi ben wu chao men yi wai.
[27:52.89]	qi xuan wang zhe xin li hai bu xuan fen ne
[27:55.24]	" tai bu xiang hua le a tai bu xiang hua le, ni shuo zai jiu zai le! ni kan kan zhe shi nao de."
[28:01.09]	zuo de zhe er xin li zheng zuo mo zhe shi ne,
[28:03.56]	you da wai bian" deng deng deng deng deng deng" huang men guan jin lai le
[28:07.00]	" dai wang qian sui, yan ying yan cheng xiang lai le, yao wei niang niang bao ben."
[28:12.77]	" zen me zhe me fan ne ta shi, rang ta jin lai."
[28:16.02]	" ai."
[28:16.66]	yan cheng xiang jin lai le:" ai, wo shuo dai wang qian sui"
[28:21.45]	" ni bie shuo le, ni gan jin hui qu ba na ge' qi' gei wo na hui lai zan lia jiu suan liao liao."
[28:27.23]	" na bu wo de le me."
[28:28.28]	" bie fei hua le, xian ru jin niang niang ke re le huo le,
[28:32.60]	wo ba ta tui chu qu kai dao wen zhan zhei xie ge shi er jin hou shui ye bu xu zai ti!"
[28:37.87]	" dai wang qian sui, pan gu zhi jin na you kai dao sha niang niang de dao li ne?"
[28:43.25]	" ? shi a, shi a, shi mei you a.
[28:46.83]	ke ye mei you niang niang sha niang niang de dao li ya a! wo yao sha ta zen me zhao?"
[28:51.76]	" dai wang qian sui, tang ruo shuo zhe ge xiao xi chuan jiang chu qu tian xia ren yao chi xiao wo da qi.
[28:58.93]	zhe ge shi er a, wo shi ling you hao de zhu yi."
[29:02.92]	" o? ni you hao de zhu yi a?
[29:04.64]	ha ha ha ha, de zhe ge ba? a de zhe ge ba?"
[29:09.63]	" dai wang qian sui, zhe mian fei a zhe ge."
[29:11.44]	" o, ni hai you bu yao qian de shi hou? ni shuo shuo wo ting ting ba."
[29:14.88]	" xian zai zhe ge shi shi zhe yang de,
[29:17.10]	nin na ba ta da ru zai han gong nei yuan,
[29:21.24]	zai na r ne mei tian ne nan wei ta,
[29:23.60]	gei ta wu shi jin mian hua rang ta fang cheng xi xian,
[29:26.40]	yi tian rang ta he si tong liang shui chi ba sheng xiao mi,
[29:30.22]	chi bu wan da si shi ban zi fang bu chu xian da si shi ban zi he bu wan da si shi ban zi,
[29:35.90]	you zhe yang a san wu tian wo gu ji ba zhe ren jiu zhe mo si le."
[29:40.83]	" a, ni zhe ge zhu yi zhen shi gao a!
[29:44.07]	xing, you yi tian ni yao shi fan le cuo ye zhe me dui dai ni.
[29:48.10]	zhe zhu yi bu cuo, xing chuan zhi chu qu jiu zhao ni shuo de ban ba."
[29:51.46]	" shi!" chuan zhi chu qu, you ren guo lai ba lian zi zhai le
[29:55.50]	" niang niang a, zhe hui nin bu yong si le.
[29:57.60]	a zhe ge dai wang qian sui chuan zhi xia lai ba nin da ru han gong leng yuan,
[30:01.74]	mei tian rang nin na cuo xian er qie rang nin na he liang shui chi sheng xiao mi,
[30:06.23]	na yang wan bu cheng da si shi ban zi."
[30:08.32]	niang niang tan le kou qi:" na hai bu ru zai le wo ne!"
[30:11.01]	" bu cheng, zhe shi sheng zhi zhe me ding de,
[30:13.95]	wo men bu neng bu da ying.
[30:15.15]	lai ba niang niang ba niang niang song dao han gong leng yuan."
[30:18.79]	guo mu huang niang zhong li wu yan bei kun zai le han gong yi nei bu rang chu lai.
[30:24.80]	qi xuan wang qi bu fen er a,
[30:27.09]	" ni shuo shuo zhe ge shi er a, tai bu xiang hua le,
[30:30.77]	wo zhe ge duo hao kan de ge niang niang xi gong xia yuan gao jin ding,
[30:34.90]	wo na zhao qu duo piao liang a, zhang de na me hao kan na me bai,
[30:39.44]	ta shuo nong si jiu nong si le, tai bu xiang hua le."
[30:43.53]	zheng zhao ji ne, huang men guan jin lai le::
[30:45.87]	" qi bing dai wang qian sui, chu liao shi er le."
[30:48.37]	" shen me shi er a?"
[30:49.68]	" xian you yan guo shi chen wei jin ying qian lai xian bao."
[30:54.35]	" o, ta lai le, rang ta jin lai ba."
[30:57.41]	gong fu bu da you huang men guan dai ling zhe yan guo de shi chen jiao wei jin ying you da di xia lai le.
[31:03.75]	jiu zhe zhu a,
[31:04.61]	tou dai jiu liang guan shen chuan jiang zi se de mang pao shang xiu mang fan shen long tan zhao hai shui jiang ya,
[31:10.52]	yao su ba bao zan zhu yu dai,
[31:12.52]	jiao di xia shi fen di de chao xue,
[31:14.51]	shen bei hou bei zhe zhe me da yi ge he zi,
[31:17.41]	bu zhi zhuang de shi shen me ge de shen hou bian,
[31:18.31]	qian bian na jin dai xi zhe,
[31:21.27]	wang lian shang yi qiao zhe ren zhang de jiu shi jian xiang zhe ge mei mao da la zhe,
[31:25.65]	lia yan jing wang li kou,
[31:27.67]	ying gou bi zi pie zhe zui,
[31:29.68]	zhe zui pie de gen niao pen shi de.
[31:32.03]	you da di xia zou shang lai dui jin shan dao yu zhu na tou bian bai,
[31:36.42]	" chen yan guo shi chen wei jin ying can jian qi wang qian sui qian qian sui!"
[31:43.24]	" a, ni qi lai ba, bie zhe me ke qi le.
[31:46.60]	gei ta ban ge deng zi."
[31:48.31]	you ren guo lai, zhe jiao ci xiu dun,
[31:52.68]	wang zhe yi zuo yi shen shou ba hou bian zhe he zi jie xia lai,
[31:56.01]	fang de di bian shang, qi xuan wang qiao zhe ta:
[31:59.49]	" zhe ge, ni jiao shen me ming zi ya?"
[32:01.65]	" chen wei jin ying."
[32:04.41]	" o, na ni xing shen me lai zhe?"
[32:06.86]	" wei."
[32:09.70]	" ni jiao shen me lai zhe?" qi xuan wang zhe er duo hai bu hao shi.
[32:13.85]	" chen wei jin ying."
[32:15.61]	" o, wei jin ying a, ni lai gan shen me lai le?"
[32:18.57]	" a, feng le yan wang yi dao chi zhi qian lai jin bao."
[32:22.69]	" huo! you hao wan de dong xi ya,
[32:25.69]	da kai rang wo qiao qiao.
[32:27.23]	gu wang wo jiu ai kan zhe ge dong xi."
[32:29.57]	you ren jie guo lai ba zhe he da kai le,
[32:31.87]	yi qiao zhe he zi li bian you yi jia gu qin,
[32:37.45]	jing ying ti tou zuo gong fei chang de jing xi.
[32:41.17]	wei jin ying shuang shou jie guo lai le,
[32:43.27]	" dai wang qian sui, zhe ge qin nai shi wo guo chuan guo zhi bao,
[32:47.64]	ming jiao ou si qin.
[32:51.25]	wei shi me jiao ou si qin na,
[32:52.61]	na ge qin xian na shi na ou si zuo de,
[32:56.32]	yi chui jiu duan ou si qin.
[33:00.16]	ci fan qian lai jin bao,
[33:02.76]	tang ruo da qi guo you ren neng gou fu dong qin xian wo yan guo nian nian jin gong sui sui cheng chen.
[33:10.27]	tang ruo shuo wu ren fu de ci qin na shi jie
[33:13.11]	wo men hui de guo qu fa dong bing ma yao duo qu da qi jiang shan she ji!"
[33:18.47]	" ai ya wo de niang ya, ou si qin hai de nong xiang le?
[33:24.01]	zhe ge ting ma fan ne, a, duo zhang shi jian wei xian ne?"
[33:28.32]	" dai wang qian sui, san ri wei xian.
[33:31.47]	san ri zhi nei ru guo you ren fu xiang ou si qin wo men di jiang shu na xian biao."
[33:37.26]	" o, xing, lai ren na, xian ba ta dai xia qu ba,
[33:41.35]	jin ting guan yi rang ta xie zhe wo men shang liang shang liang kan zen me ban zhe shi."
[33:45.49]	you ren guo lai dai wei jin ying xia qu le.
[33:48.75]	zheng ge zhe hou gong qi xuan wang ai sheng tan qi dai chuai ya hua zi:
[33:53.57]	" zen me nong zhe ge shi a?
[33:56.38]	xian ru jin wo dao you ge hao zhu yi ba zhe ge qin shao le,
[33:59.74]	pai ren qu ba shi chen sha le, yan guo yao wen wo bu cheng ren!
[34:03.88]	zhe shi yi ge hao ban fa."
[34:07.57]	huang men guan shuo le
[34:08.73]	" dai wang nin bie kan wo shi tai jian wo dou ren wei zhe fa ting xia jian de.
[34:12.41]	zhi dao ma.
[34:15.34]	chuan jiang chu qu rang wai guo xiao hua.
[34:21.28]	ta bang yi ting zan men da qi guo gan zhe shi er, diu ren na!"
[34:24.11]	" ni na bu fei hua ma,
[34:25.90]	wo dan fan you zhe wo neng gan zhe shi me?
[34:28.50]	ni pa shen me?"
[34:29.75]	" bu, zhe chuan yang chu qu zhe wai guo fan bang bu jiu zhi dao le me."
[34:33.55]	" bu yao jin de, ba ni ye zai liao bu jiu wan le me,
[34:36.15]	zhan cao chu gen,
[34:39.24]	ni gen wei jin ying ni men lia yi bing gu zhe ge shi er suan liao liao."
[34:42.19]	" a? wo gen ta bing gu?"
[34:44.08]	" ni nan bu nan nv bu nv de ni men lia suan liang kou zi bu wan liao bu."
[34:47.23]	" dai wang qian sui zhe bu xiang hua zhe ge."
[34:49.22]	" wo jiu shi zhe me yi shuo ni zhe ge ren zen me de le zhe ge shi er a.
[34:52.61]	qu, ba na ge yan cheng xiang gei wo jiao lai rang ta chu ge zhu yi."
[34:58.59]	" zun zhi." zhuan shen chu qu.

[00:03.58]	dào dé sān huáng wǔ dì
[00:05.08]	gōng míng xià hóu shāng zhōu
[00:06.78]	wǔ bà qī xióng nào chūn qiū
[00:08.20]	qǐng kè xīng wáng guò shǒu
[00:10.46]	qīng shǐ jǐ xíng míng xìng
[00:12.43]	běi máng wú shù huāng qiū
[00:14.42]	qián rén bō zhǒng hòu rén shōu
[00:16.82]	shuō shí mǒ lóng zhēng hǔ dòu
[00:20.88]	jiē yǎn cháng piān dān kǒu xiàng sheng chǒu niáng niáng
[00:25.35]	zhè gè rén yào shì yī chǒu a
[00:29.84]	bǐ zhè gè jùn a hái shòu rén zhù yì
[00:33.15]	bù guāng shòu rén zhù yì
[00:35.76]	lián yāo jīng dōu pà tā
[00:37.76]	shēn gōng nèi yuàn yè bàn zǐ shí
[00:41.91]	" cēng lèng lèng" yī shēng
[00:43.44]	yān wù liáo rào bèng chū yī yāo jīng lái
[00:46.40]	zhǎng de zhè gè hán chěn nǎ zhēng níng kǒng bù nán kàn
[00:51.88]	méi xiǎng dào zhè yāo jīng qiāo zhe zhè wèi wú yán niáng niáng dāng shí jiù lèng le
[00:57.97]	zhè gè yāo jīng de nèi xīn qǐ le yī zhǒng huǐ guò de xīn tài yào xué hǎo!
[01:09.61]	zhuǎn shēn jiù pǎo a
[01:12.77]	niáng niáng bù gàn nǎ
[01:15.99]	a kǒu kǒu shēng shēng nǐ shì yāo jīng zhǎng zhè me hǎo kàn
[01:21.72]	bù xǔ nǐ dǎ zhe yāo jīng de qí hào zài piàn rén!
[01:27.96]	qián biān pǎo hòu biān jiù zhuī bǎ zhè yāo jīng xià dé ya
[01:33.99]	" jiù mìng a! yǒu guǐ a!"
[01:39.36]	yī qián yī hòu zhè liǎng wèi zài shēn gōng nèi yuàn kě jiù pǎo kāi le
[01:44.78]	huáng gōng nèi yuàn zhè fáng zi shì bù jì qí shù
[01:48.60]	dān shuō zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn yě de bǎi shí lái jiān fáng zi
[01:52.27]	hǎo, chū le zhè wū jìn nà wū
[01:55.57]	dǎ zhè mén chū qù bēn nà chuāng hù liǎng dào huǒ guāng
[01:59.41]	zhěng gè zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn liǎ yāo jīng dǎ qǐ lái le
[02:04.20]	zhè tōng luàn nǎ, zhěng zhěng zhuī le dà bàn xiǔ
[02:10.45]	tiān dū kuài liàng le méng mēng liàng le
[02:13.58]	zhè yāo jīng shí zài méi jìn le
[02:16.26]	" gū dōng" jiù guì xià le
[02:18.95]	" wǒ cuò la!
[02:21.17]	gěi wǒ yí gè jī huì xíng bù xíng?
[02:30.29]	wǒ gǎi le!
[02:33.24]	wǒ míng tiān dūn zài huáng gōng mén kǒu dāng shàng mǎ shí dōu xíng."
[02:37.68]	niáng niáng bù gàn nǎ
[02:39.36]	niáng niáng hěn yǒu zhèng yì gǎn nǎ
[02:41.11]	" fēi dǎ sǐ nǐ bù kě!"
[02:42.62]	yāo jīng zhàn qǐ lái jiù pǎo a
[02:45.98]	pǎo lái pǎo qù gōng mén yǐ wài yǒu yí gè bā bǎo liú lí jǐng
[02:50.11]	lái dào zhè ér le yī dào huǒ guāng" cī liū" yī xià zǐ
[02:53.72]	zhè yāo jīng jiù zuān jìn qù le
[02:56.41]	niáng niáng zhàn de zhè yī qiáo" ya, tā kě pǎo le."
[03:00.26]	zhè kě bù xíng
[03:01.88]	shàng tiān zhuī nǐ líng xiāo diàn rù hǎi zhuī nǐ shuǐ jīng gōng
[03:05.46]	fó yé tóu shàng jīn chì niǎo bá nǐ dǐng mén sān gēn líng!
[03:10.14]	zán liǎ zhè zhàng méi wán!
[03:13.36]	zhèng zhǔn bèi xià qù le
[03:16.42]	ěr biān xiāng" dēng dēng dēng dēng" jiǎo bù shēng yīn lái le yī dà bāng gōng é tài jiàn diàn qián de wǔ shì dōu lái le
[03:23.88]	zěn me ne
[03:24.96]	tiān liàng le
[03:26.02]	qí shí tóu tiān liàng hǎo xiē rén jiù zhī dào méi rén gǎn guò lái
[03:29.92]	zhè huì yī qiáo tiān yě liàng le ér qiě lái shuō yǐng yǐng chuò chuò jué zhe zhè gè yāo jīng ya tiào le jǐng le
[03:37.22]	niáng niáng zhàn zài jǐng biān zhè ér lǔ gē bó wǎn xiù zi zhèng dǎ suàn wǎng xià zǒu ne
[03:41.29]	hū lā chāo quán guò lái le
[03:42.59]	lán zhe diǎn:" niáng niáng, niáng niáng, qióng yāo jīng mò zhuī ya."
[03:48.85]	" nǐ zěn me zhī dào tā méi qián?"
[03:53.06]	" bú shì, bú shì nà gè cí ér a
[03:54.55]	yuán lái zhè gè cí ér jiào qióng kòu mò zhuī xiàn rú jīn huàn le yāo jīng le
[03:59.12]	shā yāo jīng bù guò tóu diǎn dì yǔ guò dì pí shī
[04:03.96]	niáng niáng nín gěi tā liú yí gè jī huì ba a?"
[04:06.69]	" bù chéng!
[04:07.50]	wǒ dé xià qù
[04:08.51]	wǒ yào qiáo qiáo tā dào dǐ ya tā shì shén me biàn de
[04:11.56]	kàn kàn tā yǒu jiā dà rén méi yǒu!
[04:13.21]	wǒ dé zhǎo tā qù!"
[04:15.68]	zhè ér shuō zhe ne
[04:16.93]	ěr biān xiāng tīng dé jiǎo bù shēng yīn
[04:18.85]	wén wǔ qún chén cù yōng zhe zhè wèi qí xuān wáng lái le
[04:23.19]	qí xuān wáng a
[04:24.69]	gāng gāng zhēng yǎn
[04:25.90]	yǒu tài jiàn lái bào, shuō
[04:27.49]	" qǐ bǐng dài wáng qiān suì
[04:29.04]	zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn chū liǎo shì ér le guó mǔ yù jiàn yāo jīng le."
[04:35.00]	qí xuān wáng" cēng" jiù qǐ lái le
[04:35.65]	" tài hǎo le, zhè huà shì zhēn de me? bié piàn wǒ a."
[04:39.65]	" zhēn pèng jiàn le."
[04:41.76]	" yāo jīng bǎ tā chī le me?"
[04:43.54]	" gòu qiāng, kàn zhè yì sī tā néng bǎ yāo jīng chī le."
[04:48.06]	" āi yā wǒ de niáng
[04:48.67]	zǒu a zán men gǎn jǐn qù kàn kàn gěi yāo jīng jiā bǎ jìn r qù."
[04:57.46]	lái dào zhè ér yī qiáo a
[04:58.96]	niáng niáng zhèng zhǔn bèi xià jǐng ne
[05:02.18]	qí xuān wáng hěn gāo xìng a
[05:03.80]	" ràng tā xià
[05:04.45]	kuài kuài kuài nǐ nǐ xià jǐng
[05:07.83]	nǐ bú shì yào zhuā yāo jīng me?"
[05:09.31]	" duì a, dài wáng qiān suì, a wǒ dǎ suàn xià jǐng."
[05:12.57]	" hǎo a, nǐ xià a, kuài diǎn xià a."
[05:15.41]	" xià bù qù a. nǐ kàn zhè jǐng kǒu hái méi wǒ yāo cū ní."
[05:19.73]	" zhè bú yào le qīn mìng me, wǒ wǎng lǐ tuī nǐ xíng me?"
[05:23.39]	" dài wáng, nǐ zhè shén me yì sī?"
[05:24.84]	" wǒ zhè shì bāng nǐ, wǒ bāng nǐ zuò hǎo shì
[05:27.90]	nǐ xià qù kàn kàn yāo jīng shì zěn me yī huí shì a."
[05:29.97]	" hǎo, wǒ xià qù kě yǐ
[05:32.59]	wǒ tàn yī tàn yāo jīng dào dǐ shì shén me biàn de
[05:35.48]	wèi le wǒ dà qí guó jiāng shān shè jì wǒ jīn tiān xià jǐng zhuō yāo
[05:40.99]	kě yǒu yī jié
[05:41.44]	dài wáng qiān suì
[05:42.53]	nǐ yào yīng yǔn wǒ zhè sān jiàn shì."
[05:45.54]	" hǎo, nǐ shuō
[05:46.49]	zhǐ yào nǐ xià qù yī wàn jiàn dōu xíng
[05:48.10]	nǐ shuō ba."
[05:49.88]	" dì yī, wǒ yào nǐ lē xià de lóng quán bǎo jiàn, wǒ yào tā lái hù shēn."
[05:56.02]	" hǎo, gěi nǐ. shě le, bú yào le
[06:02.73]	dì èr jiàn shì ne?"
[06:05.29]	" dì èr jiàn shì qíng, wǒ yào nǐ zài jǐng kǒu zhè ér děng zhe wǒ,
[06:09.09]	nǐ děng wǒ sān tiān kě yǐ ma?"
[06:12.93]	" méi wèn tí!
[06:14.19]	wǔ shí tiān yī nián wǒ dōu néng děng. nǐ xià qù ba."
[06:19.24]	" zhè dì sān jiàn shì qíng wǒ rú guǒ sān tiān hòu yào shì bù huí lái
[06:24.62]	nǐ bǎ jǐng kǒu tián sǐ miǎn de yāo jīng chū lái hài rén."
[06:29.60]	" tài hǎo le! tài hǎo le! wǒ yí dìng tián sǐ shěng de nǐ chū lái hài rén."
[06:34.64]	" a?"
[06:35.43]	" bù shuō cuò le shuō cuò le, shěng de yāo jīng hài rén."
[06:38.92]	" hǎo, liè wèi wén wǔ dà rén,
[06:42.32]	tǎng ruò shuō yǒu gè yī chà èr cuò huí bù lái,
[06:45.13]	méi bié de,
[06:46.03]	wàng nǐ děng dà jiā chì dǎn zhōng xīn fǔ bǎo wǒ dà qí shè jì.
[06:50.46]	wén wǔ qún chén zhēn yǒu zhè yǎn wō qiǎn de,
[06:53.09]	yǎn lèi dū xià lái le:" niáng niáng a, nín duō bǎo zhòng a."
[06:56.76]	xuān wáng zhí bǎi shǒu
[06:57.62]	" nǐ shuō zhè gè gàn shén me,
[06:57.96]	shuō zhè gè gěi nǐ ba,
[07:00.40]	tiān bù zǎo le, kuài qù ba.
[07:02.32]	zhù nǐ chéng gōng, kuài diǎn ba."
[07:05.94]	niáng niáng zhàn qǐ shēn lái lái dào jǐng kǒu zhè ér,
[07:08.40]	shǐ jìn de wǎng xià cèng.
[07:09.72]	niáng niáng tài pàng le bǐ jǐng kǒu dōu pàng,
[07:11.65]	cèng le bàn tiān" gū lū" yī xià zǐ rén jiù xià qù le.
[07:14.70]	bǎ xuān wáng lè de" āi yōu wǒ de niáng āi,
[07:17.52]	bǎ jǐng kǒu gài shang kuài diǎn!
[07:20.22]	zài děng tā huí lái kuài diǎn!"
[07:21.97]	wén wǔ qún chén shuō" zhè nǎ xíng a, dài wáng qiān suì bù shuō hǎo le sān tiān"
[07:25.31]	" wǒ děng bù liǎo le wǒ zhè. gǎn jǐn! gǎn jǐn!"
[07:28.28]	yǒu rén guò lái nòng guò jǐ kuài qīng shí bǎn qī chī kā chā bǎ jǐng kǒu gài shang,
[07:32.09]	yòu nòng le hěn duō tǔ bǎ zhè kuài duī hǎo le shàng biān yòu zhǒng le jǐ kē huā jiāo shù,
[07:36.89]	jù shuō huā jiāo shì bì xié de,
[07:39.21]	dōu nòng hǎo le xuān wáng tā shi le.
[07:41.04]	" āi yā ā, ǎn de niáng,
[07:42.91]	liǎng shì wéi rén a.
[07:45.40]	wǒ shì yòu huó shàng lái le,
[07:46.47]	zǒu ba,
[07:47.77]	zhōng wǔ gēn chú zǐ shuō nòng diǎn miàn tiáo zán men qìng zhù yī xià ba."
[07:51.73]	qí xuān wáng zǒu le.
[07:53.19]	zài shuō zhè wèi wú yán niáng niáng,
[07:54.97]	shùn zhe jǐng kǒu wǎng xià zǒu kāi shǐ a zhè gè dào ér hěn zhǎi,
[07:58.53]	zǒu zhe zǒu zhe shì yuè zǒu yuè kuān yuè zǒu yuè kuān,
[08:02.30]	zài wǎng qián shì píng tǎn dà dào.
[08:04.83]	" huò, zhè shì shén me dì fang ne?"
[08:07.40]	měng rán jiān qiáo jiàn qián biān yǒu yī tuán huǒ guāng niáng niáng lè le,
[08:12.12]	béng wèn nǎ,
[08:13.28]	zhè jiù shì nà yāo jīng nǎ.
[08:14.97]	" hāi! dà dǎn yāo niè, nǎ lǐ zǒu!"
[08:19.49]	wǎng qián zhuī.
[08:21.24]	qián biān zhè huǒ guāng a,
[08:22.51]	zhēn shì zhè yāo jīng,
[08:23.89]	zhè yāo jīng yī huí tóu
[08:24.87]	" ā, nǐ yǒu wán méi wán nǎ nǐ!"
[08:28.68]	" nuò nuò nuò" wǎng qián jiù pǎo a
[08:31.03]	jiù qiáo yī tuán huǒ guāng dōu qiáo bú jiàn shēn yǐng le,
[08:34.24]	huǒ guāng lǐ biān yǐn yǐn yuē yuē chuán chū lái chōu qì de shēng yīn.
[08:38.38]	yāo jīng yī biān kū yī biān pǎo a" nǎ yǒu tiān lǐ ya?!"
[08:44.16]	wǎng qián zǒu niáng niáng hòu biān zhuī,
[08:47.51]	àn xiàn zài zhōng diǎn shuō pǎo le yǒu bàn gè lái xiǎo shí ba měng rán jiān qián biān,
[08:51.55]	huò, yuè lái yuè kuān chǎng
[08:54.98]	yǒu yí kuài píng tǎn zhī dì liǎng páng biān nǎ zhǒng de gè zhǒng de shù,
[08:59.32]	shén me dōu yǒu,
[09:00.17]	sang liǔ yú huái a,
[09:01.19]	ā! ér qiě qián biān yǒu yī suǒ dà zhái yuàn,
[09:03.89]	mén fēn zuǒ yòu,
[09:06.20]	zhè gǔ zǐ hóng guāng" wū" jìn qù le.
[09:09.23]	niáng niáng yī qiáo,
[09:10.34]	hēi béng wèn le,
[09:11.14]	zhè gè yāo jīng nǎ zhè shì tā men jiā,
[09:13.84]	wǒ dé jìn qù,
[09:14.81]	bù guǎn shì dà yāo jīng xiǎo yāo jīng huā yāo jīng má zi yāo jīng gè shì gè yàng de
[09:18.89]	jīn tiān dào wǒ shǒu lǐ shuí yě hǎo bù liǎo,
[09:20.73]	bǎ nǐ men dōu tāo chū lái!
[09:22.85]	mài bù gāng yào jìn qù,
[09:24.54]	yóu dǎ lǐ biān jīn guāng hù tǐ chū lái yī bāng rén.
[09:28.14]	wéi shǒu yǒu yī wèi lǎo dào gū,
[09:29.98]	liǎn shàng zhòu wén duī lěi,
[09:32.39]	tóu fà xuě bái yī gēn bù luàn shū dé zhěng zhěng qí qí,
[09:35.78]	liǎn shàng hěn cí xiáng,
[09:37.68]	chuān zhe yī shēn dào zhuāng shǒu lǐ ná zhe yī gēn fú chén.
[09:39.19]	ná shǒu yī zhǐ tā:" hái zi, nǐ lái la?"
[09:44.00]	" a, nǐ shì yāo jīng shén me rén?"
[09:48.57]	" hāi, gū niáng,
[09:50.29]	nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ a?
[09:52.07]	hā hā hā hā,
[09:53.94]	lái lái lái jìn lái jìn lái."
[09:55.74]	yī shēn shǒu" pēng" bǎ niáng niáng shǒu zhuā zhù le.
[09:58.95]	àn zhào niáng niáng zhè pí qì jiù gāi yī bō lèng tā,
[10:01.86]	méi xiǎng dào yī tái shǒu méi tái dòng,
[10:04.25]	yī zuó mo méi yǒu rén jiā jìn dà,
[10:06.15]	gēn zhe jìn qù ba.
[10:06.96]	mài bù lái dào lǐ biān,
[10:07.97]	yī qiáo lǐ biān a,
[10:08.90]	huò, hǎo jǐ gè gū niáng liǎng biān zhàn de.
[10:14.67]	yǒu qī chá de dào shuǐ de xuē shuǐ guǒ de bāo jú zi de gàn ma de dōu yǒu.
[10:15.87]	" zuò zhè ér zuò zhè ér zuò zhè ér."
[10:17.05]	lǎo tài tài zuò zài zhè biān wú yán niáng niáng zuò zài nà biān.
[10:19.37]	" hāi, gàn ma de nǐ shì, nǐ yāo jīng shén me rén nǎ?"
[10:22.53]	" āi, shǎ hái zi, nǐ bù rèn shi wǒ a?
[10:25.43]	wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a, wǒ shì lí shān lǎo mǔ, wǒ shì shén xiān."
[10:32.46]	" a, shén xiān? méi qiáo chū lái ya, zěn me zhù zhè me yǐn bì de dì fāng?
[10:40.54]	nǐ zhè shén xiān bù néng jiàn rén shì zěn me zhāo."
[10:41.92]	" shǎ hái zi, nǐ ya bú shì zhōng lí chūn nǎ.
[10:46.33]	nǐ bǎ shàng bèi zi shì ér nǐ quán wàng le.
[10:48.65]	nǐ shì yù huáng dà dì de liù gū niáng a,
[10:51.71]	xiǎng dāng chū shì rú cǐ zhè me bān zhè me bān rú cǐ
[10:54.57]	nǐ cái dǎ xià fán chén yào zhěng jiù lí mín bǎi xìng a."
[10:58.75]	" shì a, wǒ zěn me xiǎng bù qǐ lái le?"
[11:01.88]	" duì a, nǐ zhè yī xià fán zhè nǎo zi jiù níng zhù le,
[11:05.35]	bú yào jǐn de yǐ hòu màn màn màn màn nǐ quán néng míng bái.
[11:08.69]	nǐ gāng cái bú shì zhǎo yī yāo jīng me? wǒ gēn nǐ shuō a,
[11:11.03]	nà gè bú shì yāo jīng, nà shi hàn hǎi qí lín.
[11:14.04]	yīn wèi fàn le cuò le dǎ zài zhè ér,
[11:16.56]	shí jì shang shì děng zhe nǐ,
[11:18.41]	nǐ yǐ hòu yào bǎo dà qí de tiān xià méi yǒu zuò qí bù xíng,
[11:20.76]	hàn hǎi qí lín biàn chéng yī pǐ mǎ ràng nǐ qí zhe.
[11:24.15]	lái ya, bǎ tā qiān jìn lái."
[11:25.81]	yǒu gū niáng chū qù bǎ zhè mǎ qiān jìn lái.
[11:29.08]	yī qiáo zhè mǎ,
[11:29.67]	tóu zhì wěi gòu zhǎng èr,
[11:30.73]	tí zhì bèi bā chǐ wǔ,
[11:32.24]	nǎo guā dǐng yǒu yī zuǒ máo zhè máo níng zhe wǎng shàng zhǎng zhè jiào tóu shàng zhǎng jiǎo,
[11:36.48]	dǔ zi dǐ xià zhè máo a
[11:37.91]	níng zhe chéng yī piàn yī piàn de gēn lín shì de zhè jiào lē xià shēng lín,
[11:42.65]	ér qiě zhè jiǎo dǐ xià zhè tí zi gēn niú yí yàng sì gè tí zi fēn bā bàn,
[11:46.73]	bù xiàng mǎ shì de,
[11:48.40]	zhè zuǐ a liě kāi le zhǎng lǐ biān shàng xià jiāo cuò sì gè dà liáo yá bǎo mǎ liáng jū.
[11:53.88]	" yǐ hòu nǐ jiù qí zhe tā,
[11:55.73]	tā tuó zhe nǐ zhuǎn zhàn nán běi fǔ bǎo dà qí de tiān xià.
[11:59.67]	zhè hái yǒu yī tào huáng jīn de kǎi jiǎ yě shì gěi nǐ yù bèi de,
[12:02.70]	lái ya, tái guò zhè kǒu sān qí dìng qí dāo."
[12:07.20]	yǒu rén bǎ dāo tái chū lái le,
[12:09.07]	" zhè kǒu dà dāo yǐ hòu jiù shì nǐ de chèn shǒu de bīng rèn.
[12:11.41]	kuà xià mǎ zhǎng zhōng dāo chuān hǎo zhè shēn huáng jīn kǎi jiǎ fǔ bǎo dà qí,
[12:15.56]	tīng jiàn le ma?"
[12:16.87]	" tīng jiàn le, nà wǒ xiè xiè nín ba."
[12:18.81]	" bié kè qi, nǐ yào huí qù cóng zhè ér kě zǒu bù liǎo le."
[12:21.81]	" wèi shí me ne?"
[12:23.55]	" nǐ xià lái qí xuān wáng bǎ jǐng kǒu tián shàng le,
[12:27.46]	nǐ ya dé cóng zhè biān zǒu.
[12:29.25]	zán men zhè hái yǒu yī tàng dào,
[12:31.04]	cóng zhè chū qù zhuǎn guò liǎ wān,
[12:32.81]	hàn hǎi qí lín rèn shi dào,
[12:34.50]	tā néng dài zhe nǐ qù dào huáng gōng nèi yuàn zhǎo qí xuān wáng."
[12:38.40]	" hǎo lei!"
[12:40.30]	yī shēn shǒu xiān bǎ nà huáng jīn kǎi jiǎ ná guò lái cóng tóu dào xià chuān hǎo le.
[12:44.04]	huò, yuè fā de jīng shén, jiù shì zhè liǎn shàng hǎo kàn bù liǎo.
[12:48.80]	shǒu lǐ zuàn zhe zhè kǒu dìng qí dāo fān shēn shàng le hàn hǎi qí lín,
[12:52.50]	yǒu xiān tóng yǐn lù shùn zhe lǐ biān chū lái yī qiáo a,
[12:56.14]	huáng gōng nèi yuàn de wài qiáng.
[12:58.25]	zhuǎn le liǎng quān zhuǎn huí lái huán zhēn pǎo dào bā bǎo liú lí jǐng kàn,
[13:01.98]	yī qiáo a, dāng shí qì huài le.
[13:03.86]	zěn me ne
[13:05.13]	jǐng kǒu shàng biān yǒu shí tou yǒu tǔ yǒu huā jiāo shù
[13:08.20]	bù yóu de sān shī shén bào tiào bù líng háo qì téng kōng liǎng tài yáng mào huǒ qī qiào shēng yān,
[13:13.33]	niáng niáng gǎi le bá huǒ guàn le.
[13:15.60]	" a! wǒ gāng xià qù nǐ jiù bǎ jǐng kǒu tián sǐ!
[13:18.07]	zhēn zhēn qī rén tài shèn!
[13:19.77]	zhā zhā zhā zhā wa yā yā ya!"
[13:22.04]	liǎng tuǐ yī shǐ jìn hàn hǎi qí lín shuō:
[13:23.93]	" nín dé qīng diǎn, zhè shòu bù liǎo.
[13:27.05]	liǎng jūn zhèn qián hái xíng, nín zhè méi shì jiù zhè yàng wǒ kě shòu bù liǎo."
[13:30.07]	" bié shuō huà ràng rén tīng jiàn a wǒ gào sù nǐ.
[13:32.38]	wǒ yào shuō nǐ shì yuán lái nà yāo jīng tā men dà huǒ dé duò le nǐ zhī dào ma,
[13:34.61]	bié shuō huà."
[13:35.77]	qí zhe hàn hǎi qí lín gǎn bēn wǔ cháo mén.
[13:39.38]	yín ān diàn shàng jì xuān wáng zhèng gāo xìng ne:
[13:42.12]	" āi yā nǐ kàn, jīn tiān shì yí gè pǔ tiān tóng qìng de rì zi,
[13:45.64]	shì yí gè hǎo rì zi,
[13:47.34]	cóng míng nián kāi shǐ a jīn tiān jiù suàn guó qìng jié le,
[13:51.89]	ér qiě cóng míng nián kāi shǐ jīn tiān jiù suàn guǎ rén wǒ de shēng rì le,
[13:55.56]	wǒ yòu huó le yī cì, wǒ zhēn shì hěn gāo xìng a."
[13:59.17]	zhèng shuō zhe yóu dǎ dǐ xià" dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" huáng mén guān lái le" wàn suì, dà shì bù hǎo."
[14:04.90]	" shén me shì a? shén me shì dōu yā bù dǎo wǒ,
[14:07.30]	xiàn rú jīn wǒ zhè gè xīn fù dà huàn qù diào le,
[14:10.21]	gū wáng wǒ xiàn zài shì yòu huī fù le zì yóu shēn,
[14:13.29]	shén me shì wǒ yě bù hài pà zhī dào bù?
[14:16.78]	nǐ gào sù wǒ shén me shì ba?"
[14:17.85]	" niáng niáng lái le."
[14:19.01]	" āi yā wǒ de niáng a, nǐ kàn cuò le ba, nǐ kàn cuò le."
[14:24.41]	" méi cuò, jiù shì tā.
[14:25.94]	zhè huí lái huán bù yí yàng le,
[14:27.36]	cóng shàng dào xià jīn kuī jīn jiǎ shǒu ná de sān píng dìng qí dāo,
[14:30.89]	nín qiáo qiáo zěn me bàn nǎ?"
[14:33.31]	" ya, zěn me zhāo quán fù wǔ zhuāng le?
[14:36.13]	āi yā wǒ de niáng ya,
[14:37.08]	tā kōng zhuó shǒu wǒ dōu dǎ bu guò tā,
[14:38.94]	tā ná le dāo zěn me bàn a zhè gè shì nào dé."
[14:41.19]	" zhè zěn me bàn ne?
[14:42.40]	āi dài wáng nín bù rú zhǎo yàn yīng yàn chéng xiàng gěi nín chū yī zhǔ yì."
[14:46.30]	" , hǎo."
[14:47.92]	wén bān zhōng yàn chéng xiàng chū lái le," dài wáng zhè gè shì wǒ guǎn bù liǎo."
[14:51.78]	" nǐ zěn me guǎn bù liǎo ne?"
[14:54.10]	" nín tián jǐng kǒu de shí hòu wǒ kě bù zài,
[14:57.11]	wǒ yào zài wǒ dé lán zhe nín,
[14:58.22]	méi yǒu zhè me bàn shì de, yán ér wú xìn ne!
[15:00.99]	xiàn rú jīn niáng niáng lái le, tiān tā dì xiàn duō dà shì dé nín zì jǐ káng."
[15:05.55]	" duì! wǒ zì jǐ káng, nǐ hái bié xiàng zhe wǒ, zhī dào bù?
[15:11.09]	tiān tā dì xiàn wǒ zì jǐ káng!
[15:13.40]	wǒ bù pà zhè gè, wǒ yào zuò tài shān dǐng shàng yī qīng sōng nǐ zhī dào bù?
[15:17.96]	wǒ shì xiǎng káng, wǒ tā niáng de káng dé zhù me?
[15:22.33]	nǐ shuō ba nǐ tí tiáo jiàn ba, zěn me zhāo nǐ néng bāng zhe wǒ."
[15:25.39]	" dài wáng qiān suì, nín shì jūn wáng wǒ shì chén zǐ, chén zǐ qǐ néng yāo xié jūn wáng?
[15:30.26]	bù guò cǐ shì yào chéng"
[15:35.38]	" sān tiáo?
[15:36.72]	wǒ zhī dào le, tā xià jǐng de shí hòu gēn wǒ shuō le sān tiáo,
[15:39.85]	ó wǒ míng bái le, nǐ yǒu sān tiáo jì cè néng duì tā zhè sān tiáo shì bú shì?"
[15:45.90]	" wǒ yào sān qiān liǎng huáng jīn."
[15:47.30]	" ya āi yā nǐ tài wàn è le nǐ ya! guǎ rén yǒu nán nǐ bù bāng zhù wǒ."
[15:55.33]	" méi bàn fǎ, dài wáng qiān suì nín zhè shì dé sān qiān liǎng huáng jīn cái néng le."
[16:00.08]	" nǐ zhè nǐ zhè bú shì nán wéi wǒ me."
[16:02.43]	qí xuān wáng zuì cái mí zhī dào ma,
[16:04.43]	píng shí zì jǐ rì cháng shēng huó gěi zì jǐ dōu dìng hǎo le,
[16:07.10]	měi tiān chī fàn bù xǔ chāo guò duō shǎo cài mǐ fàn bù xǔ chāo guò duō shǎo lì,
[16:10.58]	nà chú zǐ dōu kuài lèi sǐ le." yào sān qiān liǎng?"
[16:13.81]	" yào bù rán guǎn bù liǎo."
[16:15.12]	" xíng, guǎ rén wǒ dā yìng nǐ, nǐ shuō ba."
[16:16.91]	" nà hǎo, nín bǎ niáng niáng qǐng shàng diàn lái yī qiè dōu yǒu wǒ ne."
[16:21.38]	" hǎo! yǒu qǐng niáng niáng."
[16:23.27]	huà yīn gāng luò,
[16:24.29]	zài qiáo niáng niáng qí zhe hàn hǎi qí lín
[16:26.86]	yóu dǎ dǐ xià" huā lā huā lā huā lā" zhí shàng yín ān diàn,
[16:29.59]	xuān wáng yī qiáo
[16:30.98]	" wán le wán le, tā ná zhè lǐ dāng le pǎo mǎ chǎng le zhè shì,
[16:33.78]	yì diǎn dōu bù zūn jìng wǒ a āi yā.
[16:36.99]	wǒ shuō niáng niáng nǐ huí lái le? nǐ zěn me zhè huì ér cái huí lái?"
[16:42.71]	" dāi! hūn wáng a, yán ér wú xìn nǐ nǎ lǐ hái yǒu zhè fū qī de qíng fèn nǎ?"
[16:48.82]	" nǐ bié yuān wǎng wǒ, yàn chéng xiàng zhè gè ."
[16:54.56]	" a?"
[16:55.37]	" ." zěn me ne, wǒ huā qián le, nǐ shuō ba.
[16:57.52]	chéng xiàng guò lái le
[16:58.45]	" niáng niáng a, shì zhè me huí shì, nǐ ne yě bié mán yuàn dài wáng qiān suì,
[17:03.79]	nín rù jǐng zhī hòu néng dài wáng qiān suì ne
[17:06.29]	què shí shì pā zài jǐng biān shì lián shēng de tòng kū,
[17:08.75]	hòu lái ya zhè gè dòng kǒu ya wǎng shàng zhí mào hēi yān.
[17:12.07]	wǒ men kǒng pà yāo guài chū lái shāng dào dài wáng qiān suì
[17:15.16]	méi bàn fǎ cái bǎ jǐng kǒu yǎn shàng de,
[17:17.64]	dào xiàn zài dài wáng xīn lǐ biān hái bú shì zī wèi ne.
[17:20.30]	qiáo, dài wáng hái kū zhe ne."
[17:22.15]	" a, duì! kū zhe ne. āi ya wǒ zhè xīn lǐ bù shǎo zī wèi a!"
[17:25.47]	" ó, shì zhēn de me?"
[17:28.99]	chéng xiàng chōng tā jǐ le jǐ yǎn
[17:31.21]	" ó xíng! nǐ yào chōng wǒ jǐ yǎn wǒ jiù tīng jiàn le."
[17:35.50]	zhè zěn me shuō chū lái le zhè gè.
[17:37.47]	" jì rán rú cǐ zhè gè shì jì wǎng bù jiù,
[17:41.46]	wǒ shuō dài wáng qiān suì a,
[17:43.34]	xiàn rú jīn nǐ wǒ èr rén yǐ rán chéng qīn,
[17:46.18]	zuó wǎn, nǐ kě méi qù zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn.
[17:48.95]	xiǎo fēi wǒ yī huì ér huí qù xiè xià wǒ huáng jīn kǎi jiǎ shū zhuāng dǎ bàn,
[17:54.21]	wǒ yào huà yī huā zhuāng mǒ yī mǒ yǎn miáo yī miáo zuǐ,
[17:57.26]	wǒ jiù zài zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn děng zhe nín lái zán men yào lóng fèng chéng xiáng."
[18:03.68]	zhuǎn shēn jiù zǒu," dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" xià le yín ān diàn.
[18:08.15]	wén wǔ qún chén guò lái:" dài wáng! dài wáng! dài wáng dài wáng"
[18:15.41]	bàn tiān de gōng fū:
[18:18.02]	" āi ya wǒ de qīn niáng ya, āi ya, nǐ men shuí zǎi le wǒ ya,
[18:22.92]	nǐ men jiù le wǒ jiù dé le.
[18:25.18]	hái yǒu bié de bàn fǎ ma? yàn chéng xiàng yàn chéng xiàng?"
[18:28.97]	" dài wáng qiān suì a."
[18:30.21]	" wǒ wèn nǐ, zhè gè shì ér zěn me bàn?"
[18:31.74]	" zhè shì"
[18:33.01]	" ya zhè me xiē gè! bú shì gěi le yí gè zhè gè le ma?"
[18:39.10]	" zhè gè shì gāng cái nà shì, zhè gè shì zhè huí zhè shì."
[18:42.35]	" tài guì le zhè gè. nǐ"
[18:44.33]	" nà méi bàn fǎ le."
[18:46.16]	" nǐ nǐ xíng! yī huì ér yí kuài lǐng ba!
[18:49.63]	yī gòng jiù shì qī ge le shì ba?
[18:51.59]	guǎ rén wǒ yán ér yǒu xìn
[18:53.04]	yàn chéng xiàng nǐ shuō ba zhè gè shì ér zěn me bàn ne."
[18:55.79]	" ó, zhè shì zhè yàng, nín nǎ sàn cháo zhī hòu bié qù zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn,
[19:01.92]	qù xī gōng xià yuàn, xī gōng gāo niáng niáng yǒu hǎo zhǔ yì gěi nín chū."
[19:08.44]	" ya, nǐ zěn me zhī dào de?"
[19:11.48]	" wèi chén wǒ néng qiā huì suàn nǎ."
[19:13.58]	" ó, gāo niáng niáng néng gěi wǒ chū zhǔ yi, hǎo!
[19:17.21]	nà nǐ kàn nǐ zhè gè sì qiān shì bú shì jiù gěi tā le?"
[19:19.53]	" bù zhè bù chéng, zhè shì wǒ gào sù nín de.
[19:22.16]	yào bù rán yǐ hòu nín yǒu shì wǒ kě bù guǎn nín."
[19:24.83]	" bié jiè, yǐ hòu wǒ yǒu shì hái dé qiú zhe nǐ ne.
[19:27.66]	xíng, lái a bǎi jià."
[19:30.31]	dà xiǎo tài jiàn wéi zhe lái zài le xī gōng,
[19:33.93]	yī qiáo xī gōng niáng niáng gāo jīn dìng zhè ér děng zhe ne.
[19:37.19]	ā dǎo chī de zhè piào liàng ya,
[19:39.70]	jīn nián gāng gāng shí jiǔ suì,
[19:41.43]	zhǎng de méi yǒu zhè me hǎo kàn de, liǎn zhè bái ya tài bái le!
[19:44.66]	yī qiáo niáng niáng zhè hǎo kàn méi shāo yǎn jiǎo shuō bù jìn zhè wàn zhǒng de fēng qíng
[19:50.93]	yī zǒu qǐ lái nà zhè liǎng bù fēng bǎi hé yè yǔ rùn bā jiāo!
[19:55.03]	niǎo niǎo tíng tíng lái zài wài biān yíng jiē dài wáng qiān suì
[19:58.63]	qí xuān wáng kàn zhe jiù lè:
[20:00.44]	" zhǎng de duō hǎo kàn ne,
[20:02.28]	nà xiǎo liǎn dàn zhǎng de gēn huì dòu fǔ shì de,
[20:05.54]	nǐ kàn nà zuǐ ba zi gēn liū dòu fǔ shì de,
[20:07.65]	nà gè nǎo mén gēn dòng dòu fǔ shì de."
[20:09.60]	huáng shàng yě méi chī guò bié de, jiù rèn dòu fǔ.
[20:12.77]	lái de lǐ biān wǎng zhè yī zuò jiǔ cài qí bèi le,
[20:16.18]	niáng niáng gāo jīn dìng ná guò bēi lái dǎo hǎo le jiǔ:
[20:18.95]	" dài wáng qiān suì, nín hē yī bēi ba."
[20:21.44]	" āi, wǒ hē shén me hē.
[20:22.98]	wǒ zhè gè xīn lǐ bú shì zī wèi.
[20:25.03]	wǒ shuō ài fēi ya, yòu méi yǒu hǎo zhǔ yì gěi wǒ chū chū?"
[20:28.71]	" ó, nín zěn me le?"
[20:30.69]	" zěn me le, nǐ hái bù zhī dào me?
[20:32.40]	wǒ zhè bú shì yòu gěi nǐ qǔ le yí gè huáng jiě me,
[20:35.83]	zhēng gōng niáng niáng zhǎng de gēn yāo jīng shì de.
[20:38.10]	xiàn rú jīn tā zài zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn děng zhe wǒ ne,
[20:40.95]	ràng wǒ gēn tā rù dòng fáng qù, nǐ yǒu bàn fǎ méi yǒu a?"
[20:44.85]	" yōu, dài wáng qiān suì nín xǐ huān tā bù xǐ huān tā?"
[20:49.48]	" wǒ néng xǐ huān tā me wǒ! duō hán chěn, wǒ bù néng yào tā a."
[20:53.34]	" nín yào bú yào tā jiù bǎ tā qù le ba."
[20:57.03]	" qù le? zěn me qù?"
[20:59.78]	" nín shè de shě bù dé?"
[21:02.18]	" wǒ shè de! nà yǒu shén me shě bù dé!
[21:04.55]	wǒ qiú zhī bù dé ya! nǐ yǒu zhè gè bàn fǎ me?"
[21:08.23]	" wǒ gēn nín shuō a, wǒ yǒu yī bǎ jiǔ qǔ wāi bǎ zhuǎn xīn hú,
[21:14.27]	zhè bǎ hú lǐ biān néng tóng shí zhuāng liǎng zhǒng jiǔ,
[21:17.93]	hú bǎ shàng yǒu yī kāi guān,
[21:19.45]	yī àn kāi guān zhè biān dào de jiù shì hǎo jiǔ,
[21:22.83]	zài yī àn zhè biān dào de jiù shì dú jiǔ."
[21:24.43]	" ā, nǐ hái yǒu zhè gè gāo kē jì de dōng xī ne?
[21:28.72]	āi zhè hǎo a zhè gè, nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me zhāo ne?"
[21:31.98]	" wǒ shàng nà ér qù jiàn jiàn tā qù,
[21:33.74]	bù guǎn zěn me shuō niáng niáng lái le wǒ hái méi qiáo jiàn tā ne.
[21:36.74]	wǒ gēn tā yí kuài hē jiǔ ná dú jiǔ bǎ tā yào sǐ,
[21:39.67]	zhè shì bù jiù wán le me."
[21:42.11]	" zhè gè zhǔ yì shí zài shì tài hǎo le,
[21:44.36]	wǒ shùn biàn wèn yī jù nǐ bǎ zhè gè hú dài jìn gōng lái zhè shì gàn shén me yòng de zhè shì?"
[21:49.72]	" ó, zhè yě méi bié de, zhè shì wǒ bà bà gěi wǒ de péi jià."
[21:52.49]	" wǒ de qīn niáng ya, rén rén dōu dé fáng a, tài wēi xiǎn le!
[21:57.34]	nà nǐ qù ba,
[21:58.44]	nǐ yào shì néng bǎ tā miè le méi yǒu bié de,
[22:00.35]	zhèng gōng guó mǔ jiù shì nǐ de le."
[22:02.77]	" wǒ zūn zhǐ."
[22:04.34]	zhàn qǐ shēn lái fēn fù gōng é tài jiàn zhǔn bèi le yī zhuō shàng děng de jiǔ xí
[22:08.42]	yòu zài zhè bǎ zhuǎn xīn hú lǐ biān zhǔn bèi hǎo liǎng zhǒng jiǔ cí bié le qí xuān wáng gǎn bēn zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn.
[22:16.11]	zhāo yáng zhèng yuàn lǐ biān a,
[22:19.05]	zhè wèi wú yán niáng niáng yǐ jīng huà hǎo zhuāng le,
[22:20.47]	liǎn shàng mǒ le sì jīn fěn gēn zǎn nì zǐ shì de,
[22:24.41]	mǒ wán lián bí zǐ dōu kàn bú jiàn le zhè jiù liǎ hēi kū lóng,
[22:27.88]	miáo méi dǎ bìn mǒ de sāi hóng huà de kǒu hóng,
[22:35.33]	dōu huà wán le zì gě ér ná guò jìng zi lái:
[22:37.02]	" yě bié guài tā hài pà, wǒ zì gě ér dōu shèn dé huāng."
[22:42.31]	xǐ le ba, dǎ shuǐ yòu dōu xǐ le.
[22:44.78]	xǐ wán zuò zhè ér děng zhe" zěn me hái bù lái, zěn me huì shì? wǒ zhè ér děng zhe hái bù lái."
[22:50.82]	zhèng shuō zhe,
[22:51.90]	dà tài jiàn jìn lái le:
[22:52.79]	" xī gōng niáng niáng gāo jīn dìng gěi nín zhè ér xiàn jiǔ lái le."
[22:55.94]	" hǎo ràng tā jìn lái ba."
[22:57.50]	yóu dǎ wài biān jìn lái jiù zhè liǎng bù zǒu,
[22:59.35]	ā! niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì,
[23:03.10]	" nǐ qiáo rén jiā zhè liǎng bù zǒu niǎo niǎo tíng tíng de,
[23:06.66]	nà xiǎo yāo suí yāo bǎi kuà,
[23:08.86]	nǐ kàn wǒ zhè liǎng bù zǒu gēn gǒu xióng shì de, jìn lái ba."
[23:11.00]	lái dào zhè ér
[23:13.15]	" pū tōng" guì xià le:" wǒ zhè ér cān jiàn huáng jiě."
[23:15.80]	" ó, nǐ jiào shén me ya?"
[23:17.30]	" wǒ jiào jīn dìng."
[23:18.92]	" nǐ kàn rén jiā duō huì qǐ míng zì,
[23:20.71]	yào bù huáng shàng xǐ huān nǐ ne, jiào jīn dìng.
[23:23.14]	wǒ yào jiào gè tiě pì gǔ yě xíng a
[23:25.57]	qǐ lái ba, nǐ gàn ma lái le?"
[23:28.01]	" yōu, wǒ zhè ér gēn nín hē jiǔ lái le, hái méi qiáo jiàn nín le."
[23:30.69]	" zuò xià ba" fēn bīn zhǔ luò le zuò, jiǔ cài bǎi shàng bǎ zhè hú gē hǎo le:
[23:34.93]	" wǒ gēn nín hē yī bēi ba."
[23:38.52]	" hǎo! nǐ gēn wǒ hē yī bēi? hǎo! dào jiǔ lái!"
[23:43.87]	shuō yī shēng zhè gè,
[23:45.03]	zài qiáo xī gōng niáng niáng liǎn shàng hàn" huā" jiù xià lái le.
[23:47.92]	tài wēi xiǎn le, xīn shuō tā yǎo rén bù yǎo rén a?
[23:52.41]	tài shèn dé huāng.
[23:53.80]	shǒu lǐ yī duō suo liǎn shàng biàn yán biàn sè.
[23:57.49]	bié kàn zhōng lí chūn zhǎng de hán chěn xīn yǎn ér tā míng bái
[24:00.70]	" āi, tā zěn me zhí duō suo ya?"
[24:02.92]	" hāi! zěn me huí shì nǐ!"
[24:04.91]	" āi ya ya, méi shì."
[24:06.43]	" méi shì nǐ duō suo shén me!"
[24:08.10]	" méi méi duō suo shén me"
[24:10.12]	" shǒu lǐ ná de shén me?"
[24:11.32]	" ná de ná de jiǔ a."
[24:12.60]	" shì dú jiǔ ma?"
[24:13.76]	" shì." āi, shuō chū lái le.
[24:16.60]	yī shuō chū shì dú jiǔ,
[24:18.52]	wú yán niáng niáng kě jiù huǒ le,
[24:19.82]	zhàn shēn lūn zhe bā zhǎng" pā!"
[24:23.93]	" āi? nǎo dài ne?"
[24:26.70]	yī qiáo gēn shàng biān le" huò? lì qì tài dà diǎn le,
[24:30.67]	sǐ le? sǐ le yě bù ráo nǐ!"
[24:33.25]	yī jiǎo cǎi de zhè biān ná zhè shǒu a
[24:35.50]	yī lā jiǎo bó zi,
[24:36.51]	gē de jiān bǎng yī cháng jìn
[24:37.47]	" kā chā" yī xià zǐ bǎ rén lèng sī le.
[24:40.56]	cǎi zhù dà kuà níng jiǎo bó zi
[24:41.95]	" kā chā" bǎ tā dà kuà xiè xià lái le,
[24:44.49]	káng zhe dà tuǐ wǎng wài jiù zǒu,
[24:46.98]	zhǎo qí xuān wáng suàn zhàng qù.
[24:48.92]	káng zhe tuǐ yī chū gōng mén,
[24:49.86]	wén wǔ tài jiàn hái wèn ne,
[24:51.66]	" niáng niáng mǎi ròu qù le?" zěn me ne, gēn káng zhe bàn shàn zhū shì de.
[24:56.86]	" dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" lái dào hòu gōng zhǎo qí xuān wáng.
[25:00.26]	xuān wáng zì gě ér zhè zhèng zuò zhe ne,
[25:02.25]	xīn shuō wǒ dé tīng gè xìn ér a,
[25:03.57]	xī gōng niáng niáng dào dǐ shì yǒu pǔ méi pǔ a,
[25:05.66]	zhè shì dào dǐ chéng dé le chéng bù liǎo a?
[25:07.84]	zhèng zuó mo zhe ne,
[25:08.77]	yóu dǎ wài miàn" dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" wú yán niáng niáng lái le
[25:11.65]	" pā!" shǒu lǐ zhè tiáo tuǐ wǎng zhè yī gē,
[25:14.74]	qí xuān wáng yī qiáo:
[25:16.06]	" zhè shì shén me wán yì a? nǐ mǎi ròu le? nǐ dǎ suàn gàn shén me ya?"
[25:22.40]	" gàn shén me? hāi! qí xuān wáng! tián pì!"
[25:26.77]	" wǒ jiào tián pì jiāng."
[25:28.66]	" wǒ lǎn de shuō nà zì, wǒ wèn nǐ nǐ ān de shén me xīn?"
[25:32.92]	" a? wǒ ān de shén me xīn? zěn me de le?"
[25:35.30]	" zěn me de le, nǐ dǎ fā xī gōng xià yuàn gāo jīn dìng
[25:38.83]	shuō zhe shì gěi wǒ jìng jiǔ shí jì shang lǐ biān shì dú jiǔ! wǒ bǎ tā zǎi le!"
[25:43.09]	" āi ya wǒ de niáng ya! nǐ shuō zǎi jiù zǎi yí gè!"
[25:46.99]	" màn shuō shì zhè gè, yāo jīng yòu zěn me yàng, wǒ gào sù nǐ jīn tiān zhè shì zán liǎ méi wán!"
[25:51.68]	" ā, nǐ méi wán wǒ hái méi wán ne!
[25:55.44]	a nǐ shuō zǎi jiù zǎi a?
[25:58.17]	zhè shì guǎ rén wǒ de niáng niáng, lái a, bǎ tā bǎng shàng!
[26:02.15]	tuī chū qù shā le!"
[26:04.46]	liǎng páng biān diàn qián wǔ shì" huā lèng lèng" wǎng qián zǒu zhàn de zhè ér chōng niáng niáng lè.
[26:14.02]	wú yán niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì,
[26:16.36]	zì jǐ ya shì yí gè cū rén bú huì shuō shí mǒ huà,
[26:19.50]	kě dào zhè huì ér zhè xīn lǐ bú shì zī wèi,
[26:21.99]	yī ér zài zài ér sān zuò shì shí zài shì tài guò fèn le,
[26:26.06]	gēn zhè yàng de rén guò rì zi yě bú huì yǒu shén me xìng fú,
[26:29.50]	kě tàn zì jǐ guì wèi yī guó de huáng niáng a,
[26:32.45]	xiàn rú jīn luò le yí gè zhè gè xià chǎng.
[26:34.45]	yào shuō xiàn rú jīn dǎ zhe dǎ chū qù shuí yě lán bú zhù zì jǐ,
[26:38.01]	kě shì huí jiā zhī hòu a jué zhe gèng méi yì sī,
[26:41.51]	dé le, sǐ le jiù sǐ le ba.
[26:43.76]	ná shǒu yī zhǐ diàn qián wǔ shì:" nǐ men ná zhe tiě liàn zǐ shì dǎ suàn gàn ma ya?"
[26:49.78]	" méi shì."
[26:57.21]	" bié hài pà, jiǎn qǐ lái."
[26:59.59]	" bù bù bù bù bù bù bù bù bù bù"
[27:02.84]	" ná guò lái, bǎ wǒ kǔn shàng."
[27:05.27]	" niáng niáng nín jìng nào zhe wán ér nín."
[27:10.21]	" bié pà, cǐ nǎi guó jiā de wáng fǎ wǒ rèn tóu le, lái ba!"
[27:14.72]	" niáng niáng nín shuō zhè zhēn de? nín děng zhe a."
[27:17.75]	jiǎn qǐ lái le dì gěi páng biān zhè gè" lái nǐ lái, shàng, zǒu zǒu!"
[27:23.04]	" zěn me wǒ qù?"
[27:24.15]	" fèi huà, wǒ shì tou er! kuài qù. niáng niáng nín jì zhe diǎn, tā nòng de."
[27:29.27]	wǔ shì guò lái" huā léng gā bēng" bǎ niáng niáng suǒ shàng
[27:32.33]	" niáng niáng, nín gāo shēng yī bù ba, zán yǒu shì wài biān shuō ba."
[27:36.42]	niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì:
[27:37.88]	" āi!" zì jǐ jìn gōng gēn huáng shàng dǎ suàn guò rì zi wú fēi shì yī chǎng mèng,
[27:43.15]	jīn tiān dào zhè ér yě méi yì sī le
[27:45.37]	" bà le, sǐ le jiù sǐ le ba! hāi!"
[27:48.34]	yī duò jiǎo yòu suì yí kuài zhuān. zhuǎn shēn chū qù zhí bèn wǔ cháo mén yǐ wài.
[27:52.89]	qí xuān wáng zhè xīn lǐ hái bù xuān fèn ne
[27:55.24]	" tài bù xiàng huà le a tài bù xiàng huà le, nǐ shuō zǎi jiù zǎi le! nǐ kàn kàn zhè shì nào dé."
[28:01.09]	zuò de zhè ér xīn lǐ zhèng zuó mo zhè shì ne,
[28:03.56]	yóu dǎ wài biān" dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng dēng" huáng mén guān jìn lái le
[28:07.00]	" dài wáng qiān suì, yàn yīng yàn chéng xiàng lái le, yào wèi niáng niáng bǎo běn."
[28:12.77]	" zěn me zhè me fán ne tā shì, ràng tā jìn lái."
[28:16.02]	" āi."
[28:16.66]	yàn chéng xiàng jìn lái le:" āi, wǒ shuō dài wáng qiān suì"
[28:21.45]	" nǐ bié shuō le, nǐ gǎn jǐn huí qù bǎ nà gè' qī' gěi wǒ ná huí lái zán liǎ jiù suàn liǎo liǎo."
[28:27.23]	" nà bù wǒ de le me."
[28:28.28]	" bié fèi huà le, xiàn rú jīn niáng niáng kě rě le huò le,
[28:32.60]	wǒ bǎ tā tuī chū qù kāi dāo wèn zhǎn zhèi xiē gè shì ér jīn hòu shuí yě bù xǔ zài tí!"
[28:37.87]	" dài wáng qiān suì, pán gǔ zhì jīn nǎ yǒu kāi dāo shā niáng niáng de dào lǐ ne?"
[28:43.25]	" ? shì a, shì a, shì méi yǒu a.
[28:46.83]	kě yě méi yǒu niáng niáng shā niáng niáng de dào lǐ ya a! wǒ yào shā tā zěn me zhāo?"
[28:51.76]	" dài wáng qiān suì, tǎng ruò shuō zhè gè xiāo xī chuán jiāng chū qù tiān xià rén yào chǐ xiào wǒ dà qí.
[28:58.93]	zhè gè shì ér a, wǒ shì lìng yǒu hǎo de zhǔ yì."
[29:02.92]	" ó? nǐ yǒu hǎo de zhǔ yì a?
[29:04.64]	hā hā hā hā, de zhè gè ba? a de zhè gè ba?"
[29:09.63]	" dài wáng qiān suì, zhè miǎn fèi a zhè gè."
[29:11.44]	" ó, nǐ hái yǒu bú yào qián de shí hòu? nǐ shuō shuō wǒ tīng tīng ba."
[29:14.88]	" xiàn zài zhè gè shì shì zhè yàng de,
[29:17.10]	nín nǎ bǎ tā dǎ rù zài hán gōng nèi yuàn,
[29:21.24]	zài na r ne měi tiān ne nán wéi tā,
[29:23.60]	gěi tā wǔ shí jīn mián huā ràng tā fǎng chéng xì xiàn,
[29:26.40]	yì tiān ràng tā hē sì tǒng liáng shuǐ chī bā shēng xiǎo mǐ,
[29:30.22]	chī bù wán dǎ sì shí bǎn zi fǎng bù chū xiàn dǎ sì shí bǎn zi hē bù wán dǎ sì shí bǎn zi,
[29:35.90]	yǒu zhè yàng a sān wǔ tiān wǒ gū jì bǎ zhè rén jiù zhé mó sǐ le."
[29:40.83]	" ā, nǐ zhè gè zhǔ yì zhēn shì gāo a!
[29:44.07]	xíng, yǒu yì tiān nǐ yào shì fàn le cuò yě zhè me duì dài nǐ.
[29:48.10]	zhè zhǔ yì bù cuò, xíng chuán zhǐ chū qù jiù zhào nǐ shuō de bàn ba."
[29:51.46]	" shì!" chuán zhǐ chū qù, yǒu rén guò lái bǎ liàn zǐ zhāi le
[29:55.50]	" niáng niáng a, zhè huí nín bù yòng sǐ le.
[29:57.60]	a zhè gè dài wáng qiān suì chuán zhǐ xià lái bǎ nín dǎ rù hán gōng lěng yuàn,
[30:01.74]	měi tiān ràng nín nǎ cuō xiàn ér qiě ràng nín nǎ hē liáng shuǐ chī shēng xiǎo mǐ,
[30:06.23]	nǎ yàng wán bù chéng dǎ sì shí bǎn zi."
[30:08.32]	niáng niáng tàn le kǒu qì:" nà hái bù rú zǎi le wǒ ne!"
[30:11.01]	" bù chéng, zhè shì shèng zhǐ zhè me dìng de,
[30:13.95]	wǒ men bù néng bù dā yìng.
[30:15.15]	lái ba niáng niáng bǎ niáng niáng sòng dào hán gōng lěng yuàn."
[30:18.79]	guó mǔ huáng niáng zhōng lí wú yán bèi kùn zài le hán gōng yǐ nèi bù ràng chū lái.
[30:24.80]	qí xuān wáng qì bù fèn ér a,
[30:27.09]	" nǐ shuō shuō zhè gè shì ér a, tài bù xiàng huà le,
[30:30.77]	wǒ zhè gè duō hǎo kàn de gè niáng niáng xī gōng xià yuàn gāo jīn dìng,
[30:34.90]	wǒ nǎ zhǎo qù duō piào liàng a, zhǎng de nà me hǎo kàn nà me bái,
[30:39.44]	tā shuō nòng sǐ jiù nòng sǐ le, tài bù xiàng huà le."
[30:43.53]	zhèng zháo jí ne, huáng mén guān jìn lái le::
[30:45.87]	" qǐ bǐng dài wáng qiān suì, chū liǎo shì ér le."
[30:48.37]	" shén me shì ér a?"
[30:49.68]	" xiàn yǒu yān guó shǐ chén wèi jīn yīng qián lái xiàn bǎo."
[30:54.35]	" ó, tā lái le, ràng tā jìn lái ba."
[30:57.41]	gōng fū bù dà yóu huáng mén guān dài lǐng zhe yān guó de shǐ chén jiào wèi jīn yīng yóu dǎ dǐ xià lái le.
[31:03.75]	jiù zhè zhǔ a,
[31:04.61]	tóu dài jiǔ liáng guān shēn chuān jiàng zǐ sè de mǎng páo shàng xiù mǎng fān shēn lóng tàn zhǎo hǎi shuǐ jiāng yá,
[31:10.52]	yāo sù bā bǎo zǎn zhū yù dài,
[31:12.52]	jiǎo dǐ xià shì fěn dǐ de cháo xuē,
[31:14.51]	shēn bèi hòu bēi zhe zhè me dà yí gè hé zi,
[31:17.41]	bù zhī zhuāng de shì shén me gē de shēn hòu biān,
[31:18.31]	qián biān ná jǐn dài xì zhe,
[31:21.27]	wǎng liǎn shàng yī qiáo zhè rén zhǎng de jiù shì jiān xiāng zhè gè méi máo dā lā zhe,
[31:25.65]	liǎ yǎn jīng wǎng lǐ kòu,
[31:27.67]	yīng gōu bí zi piē zhe zuǐ,
[31:29.68]	zhè zuǐ piē de gēn niào pén shì de.
[31:32.03]	yóu dǎ dǐ xià zǒu shàng lái duī jīn shān dào yù zhù nà tóu biàn bài,
[31:36.42]	" chén yān guó shǐ chén wèi jīn yīng cān jiàn qí wáng qiān suì qiān qiān suì!"
[31:43.24]	" a, nǐ qǐ lái ba, bié zhè me kè qì le.
[31:46.60]	gěi tā bān gè dèng zǐ."
[31:48.31]	yǒu rén guò lái, zhè jiào cì xiù dūn,
[31:52.68]	wǎng zhè yī zuò yī shēn shǒu bà hòu biān zhè hé zi jiě xià lái,
[31:56.01]	fàng de dì biān shàng, qí xuān wáng qiáo zhe tā:
[31:59.49]	" zhè gè, nǐ jiào shén me míng zì ya?"
[32:01.65]	" chén wèi jīn yīng."
[32:04.41]	" ó, nà nǐ xìng shén me lái zhe?"
[32:06.86]	" wèi."
[32:09.70]	" nǐ jiào shén me lái zhe?" qí xuān wáng zhè ěr duǒ hái bù hǎo shǐ.
[32:13.85]	" chén wèi jīn yīng."
[32:15.61]	" ó, wèi jīn yīng a, nǐ lái gàn shén me lái le?"
[32:18.57]	" a, fèng le yàn wáng yī dào chì zhǐ qián lái jìn bǎo."
[32:22.69]	" huò! yǒu hǎo wán de dōng xī ya,
[32:25.69]	dǎ kāi ràng wǒ qiáo qiáo.
[32:27.23]	gū wáng wǒ jiù ài kàn zhè gè dōng xī."
[32:29.57]	yǒu rén jiē guò lái bǎ zhè hé dǎ kāi le,
[32:31.87]	yī qiáo zhè hé zi lǐ biān yǒu yī jià gǔ qín,
[32:37.45]	jīng yíng tī tòu zuò gōng fēi cháng de jīng xì.
[32:41.17]	wèi jīn yīng shuāng shǒu jiē guò lái le,
[32:43.27]	" dài wáng qiān suì, zhè gè qín nǎi shì wǒ guó chuán guó zhī bǎo,
[32:47.64]	míng jiào ǒu sī qín.
[32:51.25]	wèi shí me jiào ǒu sī qín nǎ,
[32:52.61]	nà gè qín xián nǎ shì ná ǒu sī zuò de,
[32:56.32]	yī chuī jiù duàn ǒu sī qín.
[33:00.16]	cǐ fān qián lái jìn bǎo,
[33:02.76]	tǎng ruò dà qí guó yǒu rén néng gòu fǔ dòng qín xián wǒ yān guó nián nián jìn gòng suì suì chēng chén.
[33:10.27]	tǎng ruò shuō wú rén fǔ dé cǐ qín nà shí jié
[33:13.11]	wǒ men huí dé guó qù fā dòng bīng mǎ yào duó qǔ dà qí jiāng shān shè jì!"
[33:18.47]	" āi yā wǒ de niáng ya, ǒu sī qín hái dé nòng xiǎng le?
[33:24.01]	zhè gè tǐng má fán ne, a, duō zhǎng shí jiān wéi xiàn ne?"
[33:28.32]	" dài wáng qiān suì, sān rì wéi xiàn.
[33:31.47]	sān rì zhī nèi rú guǒ yǒu rén fǔ xiǎng ǒu sī qín wǒ men dì jiàng shū nà xiàn biǎo."
[33:37.26]	" ó, xíng, lái rén nǎ, xiān bǎ tā dài xià qù ba,
[33:41.35]	jīn tíng guǎn yì ràng tā xiē zhe wǒ men shāng liáng shāng liáng kàn zěn me bàn zhè shì."
[33:45.49]	yǒu rén guò lái dài wèi jīn yīng xià qù le.
[33:48.75]	zhěng gè zhè hòu gōng qí xuān wáng āi shēng tàn qì dài chuài yá huā zǐ:
[33:53.57]	" zěn me nòng zhè gè shì a?
[33:56.38]	xiàn rú jīn wǒ dào yǒu gè hǎo zhǔ yì bǎ zhè gè qín shāo le,
[33:59.74]	pài rén qù bǎ shǐ chén shā le, yān guó yào wèn wǒ bù chéng rèn!
[34:03.88]	zhè shì yí gè hǎo bàn fǎ."
[34:07.57]	huáng mén guān shuō le
[34:08.73]	" dài wáng nín bié kàn wǒ shì tài jiàn wǒ dōu rèn wéi zhè fǎ tǐng xià jiàn de.
[34:12.41]	zhī dào ma.
[34:15.34]	chuán jiāng chū qù ràng wài guó xiào huà.
[34:21.28]	tā bāng yī tīng zán men dà qí guó gàn zhè shì ér, diū rén nǎ!"
[34:24.11]	" nǐ nà bù fèi huà ma,
[34:25.90]	wǒ dàn fán yǒu zhé wǒ néng gàn zhè shì me?
[34:28.50]	nǐ pà shén me?"
[34:29.75]	" bù, zhè chuán yáng chū qù zhè wài guó fān bāng bù jiù zhī dào le me."
[34:33.55]	" bú yào jǐn de, bǎ nǐ yě zǎi liǎo bù jiù wán le me,
[34:36.15]	zhǎn cǎo chú gēn,
[34:39.24]	nǐ gēn wèi jīn yīng nǐ men liǎ yī bìng gǔ zhè gè shì ér suàn liǎo liǎo."
[34:42.19]	" a? wǒ gēn tā bìng gǔ?"
[34:44.08]	" nǐ nán bù nán nǚ bù nǚ de nǐ men liǎ suàn liǎng kǒu zi bù wán liǎo bù."
[34:47.23]	" dài wáng qiān suì zhè bù xiàng huà zhè gè."
[34:49.22]	" wǒ jiù shì zhè me yī shuō nǐ zhè gè rén zěn me de le zhè gè shì ér a.
[34:52.61]	qù, bǎ nà gè yàn chéng xiàng gěi wǒ jiào lái ràng tā chū gè zhǔ yì."
[34:58.59]	" zūn zhǐ." zhuǎn shēn chū qù.

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